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Steam Friends General NEO 49
Dr. Seuss: edition
Read and practice your rhymes with Seuss you goose.
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>>31433 c8752d No.32850
d4f123 No.32851
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>>32845At least I know what I'd listen to if I was an insurgent now. Too bad I'm not a goatfucker,
and that I might be ineligible to join the burgerland army now that my therapist is recommending I get medicated 6dd7b1 No.32852
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>>32849It does look like it other then its on the wrong hand but my guess is they reverse engineered Zadornovs and made BB a new one based off it.
>>32851>not a Song about Odin d4f123 No.32853
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>>32852I was more thinking middle eastern Islamic insurgent. I think no matter what I'm fighting as or for I'd rock it to Sabaton still.
d4f123 No.32856
>>32854So that's how they'll use nukes… JIHADIS FROM THE SKY, THE WORLD IS OVER
6dd7b1 No.32857
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>>32853All Viking Metal is what I'd fight to no matter what and folk music as well
eb052f No.32858
5662c5 No.32859
>>32840what's wrong with me like?
905505 No.32861
>>32860Fuck I hate that shit so much!
eb052f No.32862
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>>32826I'm so tempted to download the Demo now…
Slaying monsters n' getting paid does sound fun.
>>32860Have a panda girl.
dfd9cc No.32863
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>>32861Please stop with the swear words.
5662c5 No.32864
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>>32860you can stop it and start it again and you'll still have the same percentage but it's a stupid fuck it
905505 No.32865
>>32860>>32863Holy mackerel that stuff really gets on my nerves a lot!
c8752d No.32866
I took a guys kiss virginity today.
7c1ff7 No.32867
>>32865You'd think they would have fixed this by now.
5662c5 No.32869
>>32866you rapist
>>32868you'll make the money again, don't worry.
48fa7d No.32870
>>32869Around the 20th of March and there's a college bill laying around that needed to be paid last month already.
c38bb0 No.32871
>>32868>lost 70 euro worth of CSGO itemsHow the FUCK?!
eb052f No.32872
>>32868You know what you have to do.
Drink hot chocolate, have a cry wank, use your tears as lube.
48fa7d No.32874
>>32871Because I'm a fucking moron
f84466 No.32875
>talk to girl on dating site
>going fine, it's conversation is pretty balanced aka it's not like I send loads of messages but she only sends a few
>send a message, doesn't seem particularly weird or anything
>doesn't respond
>wait
>hours pass, check again
>nothing
>she's still online
>wait
>still nothing
>hours and hours later, possible even the next day
>she responds
>…
>this has happened a few times
I know i'm probably just thinking about it too much but I wish I could understand this. I'm not expecting her to be at her computer 24/7, responding immediately, but it is strange when it takes THAT long to reply. I just wish I could understand her game.
7c1ff7 No.32876
>>32868I don't get why people buy CSGO items.
eb052f No.32877
>>32870Oh god why?!
Hurry! Pay it or they'll bring big ol' bad guys to break your legs!
6a814f No.32878
>>32875Is this why everyone here is gay?
48fa7d No.32879
>>32877
>Pay itWith what money
eb052f No.32881
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>>32879… Steam Wallet?
… suck cock for cash?
I dunno.
7c1ff7 No.32882
>>32879Do you not have a credit card?
5662c5 No.32883
>>32870you should ask your family for help
>>32875you can take one thing from that, she's not interested in you
f84466 No.32884
Oi, britbongs. So you know the solar eclipse that's happening in march?
Well uh… do you want to perform a ritual, maybe do a sacrifice or something? We could try summoning a demon I guess, or transcending to another realm. Fuck knows really
48fa7d No.32886
>>32881
>Steam walletHow the hell can the steam wallet help me?
>>32882Only debit.
>>32883I don't want to ask my mom she'll freak out and I don't have the guts to ask my brothers
5662c5 No.32887
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c38bb0 No.32890
>>32874Did you sell items for real money or betting or what
>>32875Ehh if she lost interest she'll just drop you instantly. Dating sites in general are dumb imo, face to face contact and meeting is so much easier and more interesting
>>32879suck dicks
eb052f No.32891
>>32884Oh god, yes pls. What should we do?
Sacrifice a goat and have a blood orgy?
5662c5 No.32892
>>32886it wont be as bad as you think it will be
eb052f No.32893
>>32886…. hope your college likes vidyagames and pay off your debt that way?
48fa7d No.32894
>>32890For selling actual weapons.
>>32892They already think I'm a failure
7c1ff7 No.32895
>>32886I'm guessing you have no job at the moment, so the credit card is out of the question. You can either:
a) Get a student loan
b) Man the fuck up and get your family to help you.
f84466 No.32897
>>32883Why do you have such shit reading comprehension? Fucking idiot.
She still responds eventually, and no, I don't bombard her with "pls respond" messages and stuff like that. It's not much but we have been talking for a few days now and there are over 200 messages between us now. It's just strange that somehow we'll talk quite a bit and she'll reply within just a few minutes, but then other times it'll take hours but she's still online.
5662c5 No.32901
>>32894so what's the problem then?
there's no shame in asking for help and it does not matter what the fuck they think of you, it's not what's important.
if you need help, go get help
>>32897when people barely talk with others over chats and such they don't have an interest in them, don't take that as a negative as it could just be a moment thing
7c1ff7 No.32902
>>32897I find it natural to get responses at random and incomprehensible intervals from women. Nothing like waking up at 4am in the morning to reply to your question.
f84466 No.32904
>>32901I could understand that if she was always taking ages to reply, but she isn't. Sometimes we talk and she's replying fast enough, writing proper replies (so not just stuff like "yeah", "okay", "lol" etc) and we're having fun, joking around and whatnot.
But then other times it takes hours and im worried i've pissed her off, but apparantly I havent because eventually she replies.
I doubt you're an expert on woman though, come on now
5662c5 No.32906
>>32904I know that with woman it is very important to know when there's meaning behind something they say or not, finding what those meanings are however is beyond me
905505 No.32912
>>32880 ←-new thread here
>>32880>>32880>>32880>>32880For the Danish person to see. Later on. This is the new thread!
6b7f6a No.32914
>>32860Modal dialogs should be punishable by law, just like stealing focus.