5af64e No.33766[Last 50 Posts]
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>>32880 5af64e No.33779
>>33777Good job there buddy. Speaking of which, I should sleep for class too.
Nice numbers too.
efb62f No.33780
homosexuality is a serious disease
5af64e No.33782
>>33781Just another lame joke I was making. Anyways off I go. Enjoy your day.
742499 No.33783
>>33779Thankfully I rarely ever get hangovers but I bet this will be one of those days
granted three 7's gives me hope
df4ea4 No.33784
>>33782Thanks,ill enjoy it a lot
since youre gone now enjoy your day too.
ab4bd7 No.33787
>Ace Attorney OP
I should really finish the third game but I just don't want to do that boring ass case with the masked thief.
92dd5b No.33789
HE
b73487 No.33790
92dd5b No.33791
>>33790Why? I'm trying to meme here, and you ruined it.
on the edge b73487 No.33792
92dd5b No.33793
2c5240 No.33794
This is a non-meme zone.
b73487 No.33795
2c5240 No.33796
>>33795Teach me how to get cucked.
fed912 No.33797
>>33787>implying that case is badstop
b73487 No.33798
>>33797It was just boring,
>I'm a killer>I'm not the killer>I'm just the thiefYawn please go.
The last case of 2 was great.
2c5240 No.33799
>>33798The last case of Trials and Tribulations was even better.
fed912 No.33800
>>33796It wasn't that boring…
But yeah, I agree. Last case of 2 was excellent.
b73487 No.33801
>>33799>>33800Matt is my husbando.
Oldbag my waifu with her spacegun
b73487 No.33803
>>33802Edgeworth is good too.
>That tsun for steel samuraiDid you watch the movie? I'd reccomend it
fed912 No.33805
>>33801>>33802>not Badd>>33804Yeah, it's directed by Takashi Miike too. He's a fairly notable japanese director.
Anyway, I thought the film was okay but not that great. Felt too rushed. I think it would make more sense to be a tv series, really.
b73487 No.33806
>>33804>>33805The movie just summarizes the first game, it is a bit rushed and it goes by fast.
But it's pretty good, I had some laughs with it.
2c5240 No.33807
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Sounds boring if it's just a summary. I could just watch that stupid musical.
fed912 No.33808
>>33807It's not that bad, I promise. It just mostly focuses on 1-4. There's a bit of 1-1 and 1-2, but the majority of it revolves around 1-4.
b73487 No.33809
2c5240 No.33810
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b73487 No.33811
>>33810Eh, why does Phoenix have blonde hair?
b73487 No.33813
>>33812In the movie they tried, they even orchestrated the OST.
2c5240 No.33814
>>33813Because the movie isn't just som fan-made stuff.
b73487 No.33815
2c5240 No.33816
>>33815I'm gonna bet 1€ on it that it's fan-made.
3c810a No.33817
>>33816It's OBVIOUS.
Why would crapcom ever do something original.
efb62f No.33818
I really wish for Splatoon to come out so that I may play a shooting game with friends.
b73487 No.33819
>>33818Me too, I want to play something on my Wii-u again
5725fd No.33820
tfw no games
efb62f No.33821
>>33819I thought smash would be enough but I honestly only played it for about a month and now it's just collecting dust again.
I really regret buying this console.
2c5240 No.33822
>playing video games
83f470 No.33823
>>33821>buying consoles with almost no games 3c810a No.33824
>>33822literally why, when you can shit up this board instead
fb3c10 No.33825
>>33823>120 exclusives>no gamesThere are games but maybe 2 good ones, those being smash and mario kart
2c5240 No.33826
>>33824Would be way more fun if there were more people here.
83f470 No.33827
>>33825If most of the exclusives aren't good there's no reason to pay so much for the console
3c810a No.33828
>>33826well now you have me here~
fb3c10 No.33830
>>33826Lets just advert this shit in /cuteboys/, /erp/ and /v/. Never stop that advertising
>>33827I know. I wouldn't buy any of the consoles. the only games from consoles that I'd want to play are smash and bloodborne
3c810a No.33831
fb3c10 No.33832
>>33831lol shut the fuck up. i'd love some new people here
3c810a No.33833
>>33832Yeah, sure.
New people, but not those guys.
Cuteboys is filled with fucking retards, ERP is a no already.
/v/ maybe, but how do you seperate the diamonds from the rest?
We should make this an invite only thing >:3
fb3c10 No.33834
>>33833>We should make this an invite only thingNo
Also I dunno who'd be interested in gay shitpostin like we have here
e0212f No.33835
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undine is gay )))
5725fd No.33836
>>33835he's also a massive weirdo
e0212f No.33837
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>>33836how does swedish dick taste
92dd5b No.33839
ayy lmao
770661 No.33840
>>33805>Yeah, it's directed by Takashi Miike too. He's a fairly notable japanese director. Miike is notable when doing his own stuff. When he is a director for hire (like with Gyakuten Saiban), his work is acceptably mediocre.
5725fd No.33842
>>33841And sometimes I rather not.
e0212f No.33844
>>33843finngol scum
>>33842;)
770661 No.33845
So do you guys actually play vidya together? Or is this just some kind of gay hugbox community?
fb3c10 No.33846
>>33844the sites in swedish. can't you tell a mongol from a tru scandinavian?
5725fd No.33847
>>33844I don't get it tho, where you trying to insult me by saying I sucked a dick? You do realize I'm gay?
fb3c10 No.33848
>>33845Depends. I'm here for the vidya but shitposting is fun too
92dd5b No.33849
>>33845It's more of us just being gay without the hugbox. Sometimes we play games.
e0212f No.33850
>>33846p e r k e l e
>>33845mental disorder gay hugbox community \ pedo summer camp
the only home ive ever known
fb3c10 No.33851
954de7 No.33852
>>33825You forgot
Monster Hunter 3U
Hyrule warriors
Tropical freeze
e0212f No.33853
954de7 No.33854
>>33845I spent like probably 200 hours playing monster hunter 4 and aiming to platinum god isaac rebirth
92dd5b No.33855
>>33854
>200 hoursDidn't you just get that?
2c5240 No.33856
>>33854I hope you still want to play it when I get it.
fb3c10 No.33857
>>33853mongol pride
>>33855he has been playin it non-stop, dropping all other gayms.
770661 No.33858
>>33854Damn son, I have only clocked in 50 hours so far. What's your friend code?
954de7 No.33859
>>33855Like 2 weeks ago…
Hunting feels so… satisfying. For me it feels like a sport/hobby instead of a game
>>33856Ofcourse, if anything I'll make a new character
2c5240 No.33860
>>33859I will show you how real men hunt.
954de7 No.33861
>>33858I'd have to look it up.
I'm hunter rank 71 and g-rank 2. Almost close to g3 to I almost did about everything there is to do
e0212f No.33862
>>33860hunt with their dicks
954de7 No.33863
>>33860That would mean you use hammer greatsword or hunting horn
Those are manly weapons
2c5240 No.33864
>>33862But I'm straight!
>>33863No, long sword.
92dd5b No.33865
>>33859And i thought i put a lot of hours in my games.
Do you always get addicted to mon hun like this?
954de7 No.33867
>>33864Good luck, everyone hates long sword because they trip everyone.
But Greatsword has super armor so I wont get affected
I like LS, I used them in Freedom unite
2c5240 No.33868
>>33866I'm straight as a
circle.>>33867Who cares what other people hate?
954de7 No.33869
>>33865I played 45 hours on a Iphone rerelease of a game I already spent 150 hours in on emulator
What do you think
770661 No.33870
>>33868>Who cares what other people hate?Tripping up people is fucking bad for the group. I use Hunting Horn, it fucks up my buffs.
2c5240 No.33871
>>33870I can make up for that with my skill!
954de7 No.33872
>>33870Daily thank you to HH users, my friend who hunts with me also uses one.
Thanks for your negate stamina hearing protection divine protection and att/def buffs
92dd5b No.33873
>>33869Wow. I honestly don't know what to say,other than that it's good that you have something you like so much.
954de7 No.33874
>>33871
>skillI bet you use armor sets instead of min maxing with different pieces
3c810a No.33875
>>33835yaka has a
boyclitty e0212f No.33876
>being a cuck
>playing video games
954de7 No.33877
>>33873I have a Solid Snake for hunting and MGS
3c810a No.33879
>>33878scientifically proven
fb3c10 No.33880
954de7 No.33881
>>33878Nty, I dont like negative stats.
Most sets give you bad skills anyway
92dd5b No.33882
>>33880>>33878
>not taking both into account and making the coolest looking yet most useful set you can have 3c810a No.33883
>>33881Oh, you don't need them since you have bad skills already huh? :^))))
2c5240 No.33884
>>33881Don't be such a tryhard!
5af64e No.33886
>>33845Best place you'll ever be, bar none.
92dd5b No.33887
>>33885I'm not one to gimp myself to look good, but if i can look good and remain useful I'll do that.
ab4bd7 No.33888
>>33883>>33884>>33885
>Not wanting positive stats onlyEnjoy your weapon sharpening slow, enjoy potions healing less etc
770661 No.33889
>>33888Downloading this, thanks friend
2c5240 No.33890
>>33888I prefer just playing my video games instead of calculating what's the best.
ab4bd7 No.33891
>>33890I rather want a good looking weapon.
>>33889No problem, just uncheck event quests though.
3c810a No.33892
>>33891that is NOT good looking
fb3c10 No.33894
ab4bd7 No.33895
>>33892>>33893>>33894Fuck y'all it symbolizes the monsters you get it from you faggot.
efb62f No.33896
Marsy, your boyfriend added me and asked if you and I really ERP'd and I said yes.
I hope you don't get in too much trouble.
ab4bd7 No.33897
>>33896
>Cucking Marsyhow mean
fb3c10 No.33898
f8c4d2 No.33900
ab4bd7 No.33901
>>33899
>Tfw no BFSo lonely
e1b7e7 No.33902
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>>33899>tfwSomeone love me already pls
ab4bd7 No.33903
>>33902You're too far away!
And you flip burgers
e1b7e7 No.33904
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>>33903I'll give you being too far away but you know I don't flip burgers.
ab4bd7 No.33905
>>33904You flip shakes, fine.
Wanna make out?
e1b7e7 No.33906
>>33905W-well, uh, that's a bit too sudd-
>pic relatedFfffffffffuck I gotta control myself.
5725fd No.33907
>>33900No.
>>33901You just had one a few weeks ago
>>33902You're a nerd tho!
ab4bd7 No.33908
>>33907And now I don't!
>>33906WOW
THAT IS FUCKING LEWD AND THIS IS TOO PUBLIC.
You slut!
e1b7e7 No.33909
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>>33907Nerds can't get love?
5725fd No.33910
>>33908Yes, you don't need one everyday!
>>33909Not nerds like you :T
fb3c10 No.33911
>>33899Screw relationship
e1b7e7 No.33912
>>33908You asked!
>>33910Why can't I?
ab4bd7 No.33913
>>33910But I'm so lonelyyyyyyyyy
>>33909I'll give you love Harry Potter
f8c4d2 No.33914
>>33907I see it everywhere though, I cannot take it seriously.
efb62f No.33915
>>33902>try to get close to you>give you a cute nickname>flirt with you all the time>get mad when you ditch me to play with that simu faggotyou're so dense
whatever, I don't even CARE any more
5725fd No.33916
>>33911I always said that, but now I haven't had one for 8 months soooooo eeeee
>>33912You're to cute for everyone.
>>33913https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EEW-9NDM5k>>33914>tfw no gf ab4bd7 No.33917
>>33916Yes rub it in that I'm lonely faggot.
f8c4d2 No.33918
>>33916That doesn't really change anything.
e0212f No.33919
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e1b7e7 No.33920
>>33916Too cute for everyone?
>>33915I didn't think you were serious and we don't know each other well enough…
>>33919Please do.
5725fd No.33921
>>33917You're talking to people right now
>>33918Do you have a bf?
>>33920Exactly! No one deserves such a good boy like you.
efb62f No.33922
>>33920>and we don't know each other well enough…THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT OF FLIRTING
omg.
ab4bd7 No.33924
>>33921No I'm not!
>>33920We know each other super well. You used to respond to every of my posts with anger and disgust, why aren't we dating!
f8c4d2 No.33925
>>33921No? Where are you going with this?
5725fd No.33926
>>33924But you're talking to us…
>>33925No where, hi.
efb62f No.33928
>>33926>I have no mouth and I must scream.jpg ab4bd7 No.33929
>>33926Cute image bae.
>>33928That game is so crazy
e1b7e7 No.33930
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>>33923You're just like a 9.7/10 that's all I swear
>>33921Gosh Grop, you flatter me!
>>33924I still do! And you said yourself I'm too far and flip shakes!
>>33922Well whatever! Flirt with me more if it means I know you better!
e0212f No.33931
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>>33930what do i have to do to earn those .3 points
e1b7e7 No.33932
>>33931Well first you're gonna get on your knees…
efb62f No.33933
>spend last night talking with a guy and ask him if I could be his bf and he says yes
>skip to today
>everybody's lonely as fuck
idk what's even happening any more
e0212f No.33934
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>>33932why are you so lewd
ab4bd7 No.33935
>>33933Lel, I hate it when I burn my bacon like that.
Shit sucks. Bacon is the best
f8c4d2 No.33936
>>33933Not everyone's you. On to what you said: I don't need a bf to not be lonely, I just need people to talk to.
>>33934It's probably pent up from never lewding on steam 5725fd No.33938
>>33929Thank you!
>>33930No problem
e1b7e7 No.33939
>>33934I'm a young and healthy virgin male who sees something he likes
ab4bd7 No.33940
>>33937Hot crispy meme.
>>33930Then move closer!
efb62f No.33941
>>33940The video's over 2 years old.
Also now that the katawa shoujo sperging has calmed down I can safely use the name "Hanako" in games and not be attacked viciously by /v/irgins who don't realize I never even read that stupid VN and just like crispy girls
e0212f No.33942
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>>33939no you're not ur a slut
why do you like me !!??
f8c4d2 No.33943
e1b7e7 No.33944
This is becoming too much
efb62f No.33945
Someone buy me a stattrak P250 and a stattrak AUG in CSGO pls.
e0212f No.33946
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f8c4d2 No.33948
>>33945
>spending money on a game that you paid for that's not DLCsLiterally the only reason why GO is popular now is the fucking gun skins, it was worse off than source and 1.6 before they even had them. I don't know why people even play it.
/rant
ab4bd7 No.33949
5725fd No.33950
>>33949tfw no atmosphere bf
fb3c10 No.33951
>tfw all the gay guys I know irl are assburgers and awkward as fuck to be around in general>tfw all the females that like vidya at any level are also autistic as fuck, awkward to be around and take 0 care of themselvesYou just can't win. All the acceptable people live like a few hundred kilometres away from me.
Thank god I'm okay with bein single
>>33943>#2622Holy fuck I thought that it was an overkill at #1000
>>33948skins that have 0 effect on the game other than looks while other games have dlc guns and such. People play the game for fun, most people that are nuts about the game are like silver ranks.
e0212f No.33952
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>>33950i bet atmosphere would be my boyfriend if i asked him to
e1b7e7 No.33953
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efb62f No.33954
you guys are FAKE and GAY
Stop making fun of atty, it's not nice.
ab4bd7 No.33955
>>33953Potter Glasses, be my husband already you fucking shaker
>>33950>>33952Eat shit, Glasses and I have our history. He's mine
5725fd No.33956
>>33952I doubt that!
>>33953<3
ab4bd7 No.33957
>>33956Back the fuck off?!?!?!??!?!
f8c4d2 No.33958
>>33951The only games DLC weapons are ok in are singleplayer. Also, they have to come with an entire DLC area too, preferably.
I'll stop talking about CS because if I do, I know I'll piss people off.
efb62f No.33959
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>homoerotic bullying
that's it, we've officially hit terminal homo velocity
spider, delete the board
5725fd No.33960
>>33957You do realize Justin is mine right?
e1b7e7 No.33961
>>33952We've only talked like twice!!
>>33956>>33955>>33954>>33960>>33957>tfw nobody will never genuinely like/want you like this ab4bd7 No.33962
>>33960How about no?
He was all over me years ago~
Responding to my every post with a ton of tsundere!
>>33961I doooooo!
We can snuggle after work with a milkshake!
e0212f No.33963
>>33961so it's early enough for you to fuck me but not early enough for you to date me?
all men are pigs
efb62f No.33964
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
5725fd No.33965
>>33961>he's doubting our loverude..
>>33962uhm, that was years ago tho, he isn't like that anymore!!!
ab4bd7 No.33966
>>33965Exactly, now he's just tsuntsun for me.
All the dere is gone, besides the part that he calls me a slutty c@
e1b7e7 No.33967
>this thread
efb62f No.33968
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>this thread
ab4bd7 No.33969
f8c4d2 No.33970
>this thread
efb62f No.33971
>every single one of you
e1b7e7 No.33972
I'm not sure if I should try to cram for a test I haven't studied for or just give up on the class because I'm too behind
66d1d1 No.33973
Woah! It's just like my daily life in here!
efb62f No.33974
>>33972If you do your best, your parents won't yell at you for not trying.
>>33973Your daily life is a bunch of homos literally throwing themselves on you and begging to suck your cock?
f8c4d2 No.33975
>>33972How far behind, like a few tests far or a months work far?
e1b7e7 No.33977
>>33975Like I missed class so much I honestly don't even know what this test is on, besides the chapter numbers.
ab4bd7 No.33978
>>33972Iktf I need to present a powerpoint tomorrow about my half a year long internship but I didn't do anything yet because I don't know what to put in it.
>>33974Are you shitposting now?
Usually you're crying about how your new e-bf crush removes you or cries because you're mean
f8c4d2 No.33979
>>33977I'd just
try either way, it'll look like shit if you don't at least try efb62f No.33980
>>33978I haven't been in a legit relationship for like
two years
66d1d1 No.33981
>>33974If you mean surrounded by a bunch of faggots, then yes.
efb62f No.33982
>>33981faggots are annoying
gay guys are okay, but faggots are annoying
ab4bd7 No.33983
>>33980Yet you keep on throwing a fit when someone you like removes you or bitches at you because of your behavior.
Stop being a faggot yourself.
efb62f No.33984
>>33983I've earned my bitching rights.
I'm like 60% of the reason this board even exists, I made so many steam friend threads on /v/.
ab4bd7 No.33985
e0212f No.33986
>>33985except he actually is
i can attest to that
f8c4d2 No.33987
e0212f No.33988
>>33987>not knowing history of /sft/if you haven't been here since 2009 you can't talk on the state of /sft/
e1b7e7 No.33989
ab4bd7 No.33990
>>33984I've never even heard about you in the old vg daily SFT's.
Barely anyone here is top of my head.
Me
Atmosphere/Glasses
Spider
>>33988 someone claimed this person was maya
ab4bd7 No.33991
>>33989Well shit, guess I have a bad memory then.
f8c4d2 No.33992
>>33989
>2013W-what? These existed back then?
e0212f No.33993
>>33992these existed back in 2009 you fucking mongoloid
ab4bd7 No.33994
>>33992Oh man, you could not have handled those SFT's.
Way too brutal.
You think these are mean sometimes?
Those were a warzone full of hate
e1b7e7 No.33995
>>33992And earlier than that, yes. That was just my first thread I posted my ID in, so I remember the Mod posting about Naz.
e0212f No.33996
>>33994sft was better when it was on /v/ and naz was tripfagging
f8c4d2 No.33997
wow
i uh
i don't think i should be here bye
ab4bd7 No.33998
>>33996I doubt people can handle them these days.
All that shitposting, verbal abuse the doxxing.
e1b7e7 No.33999
>>33997RIP
>>33998>>33994>>33996Now it's a gayshit hugbox that's hated by everyone else
e0212f No.34000
>>33998i didnt get banned for posting pics of ugly faggots back then ;_;
people like spider weren't allowed either
what a better society
>>33999yup
f8c4d2 No.34001
>>33999i don't actually want to leave i just feel so out of place, with everyone being old and used to this shit…
66d1d1 No.34002
>>33984I don't want to admit it but…eh.
I bet you're also the reason everyone hates them too. :^)>>33990I…I was there. I was always around. ;_;
>>33994>>33998Good times, good times. It was always fun to watch.
ab4bd7 No.34003
>>33999>>34000Constantly chatlogs being posted, all that drama.
That god awful SFT group chat where nearly everyone hated each other.
>Post lips constantly>Lady Fascination>>34002I have a bad memory!
f8c4d2 No.34004
>>34001also, exactly how bad were they? Like, standard /v/ console wars threads bad or even worse?
ab4bd7 No.34005
>>34004They were super fucking awful, at the moment I can not name a single thread that would have the equal amount of hate in it
e1b7e7 No.34006
>>34001I think most of the people that actively post in this thread are ancient oldfags.
>>34000>>34003I remember thinking "Post lips" was just a joke, and not that spider was actually serious. Oh now naive I was.
And Lady is cool, don't hate on him!
e0212f No.34007
>>34006yeah these threads have been a circle jerk of the same people since we started being forced to use /vg/
f8c4d2 No.34008
>>34005wait
what? why in the name of fuck would they keep making threads for it then?
>>34006you're making me feel so weird…
fb3c10 No.34009
>>33990>not even mentioning me when I was the one that you got into sft>>34005they were
fun>>34008fun!
e0212f No.34010
>>34008i would make sft threads just for the purpose of bullying people
its just a circlejerk obviously
e1b7e7 No.34011
>>34007The migration is generally how I found SFTs. I used to only go to TF2G and never to /v/, so I found SFTs while looking for the latest TF2G in the catalog. Or something like that, it was years ago. I was hooked once I stepped foot in here though.
>>34009I remember when he did shit like this. And then flipped to pretend like he was cool.
>>34008Fun, actually wanting to meet people, daily shitposting fill.
efb62f No.34012
I was more into /jp/ than /sft/
I mean why the fuck do you think I chose the name nazrin?
But yeah, I avatarfagged like fuck in steam friend threads and got banned CONSTANTLY. I replied to like EVERYONE and stirred up all kinds of drama.
It's mostly my fault that steam friends threads today are so drama-filled.
f8c4d2 No.34013
>>34009>>34010these weren't even to make friends at all? What the fuck. That's all i fucking come here for, I didn't know people WANTED to shipost all the fucking time.
66d1d1 No.34014
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>>34003I posted with Sakamoto a lot.>>34004Pretty bad if you got caught up in something. But that's easier to avoid that anyone thinks.
>>34006He caused some drama though so… Eh.
ab4bd7 No.34015
>>34006I thought Lady was cool, untill he went batshit insane threatening with the police and stuff.
>tali hating on every single person that would relate to me and started to degrade me every time someone who was friends with me posted my ID.>>34008Containment thread.
>>34009To be fair I lurked more before I made my entrance.
Too lazy to post the one with your picture and how you ranted to me.
>>34011Love you too!
>>>34009>I remember when he did shit like this. And then flipped to pretend like he was cool. efb62f No.34017
e0212f No.34018
>>34012we thank you for it
e1b7e7 No.34019
>>34015>>34014The police shit wasn't a good time for him, but what did you expect from a confused 14 year old who's pics are all over 4chan?
>>34015Get out faggot.
>>34017Good god naz.
5725fd No.34021
>all this nostalgi posting I can't be part of because im new
f8c4d2 No.34022
I'm not even gonna get into
>wanting to shitpost
because that's just another whole area of bullshit, but these threads have always been this way, with people ruining it for others who actually want friends?
ab4bd7 No.34023
>>34019Make me you little underaged shithead~
>>34020Please no not again.
e1b7e7 No.34024
>>34021NEWFAGS GET OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Oh god I remember killing a thread with TOP GUN with Macho
>>34022Yes.
>>34023>18>underagedShut up you manwhore, go back to pretending to be a submissive slut, at least you fit in that way.
fb3c10 No.34025
>>34022Hey ya shouldn't take these things so seriously. Most ppl here are friends with eachother
>>34024not the fucking top gun! you ruined more than 1 thread with that
>>34015you called the place a shitfest and I made you post
66d1d1 No.34026
>>34019To not give someone your photos when you're 14?
Or at least not to a community where everyone knows the other. It's not like I ever gave photos out at that age n-nope!>>34022It's hard to explain.
efb62f No.34027
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>>34022Quit crying peepants, go find another hugbox to cuddle up in.
ab4bd7 No.34028
>>34024
>18>Posted in 2011-2013 era SFT>15 years oldGo suck a dick you fucking kid.
>>34024
>Macho spamming his zoomed in best friend pictures of matt>>34021You'd get doxxed HARD
f8c4d2 No.34029
i'm so pissed right now and i don't want to start anything, can you guys please explain this shit for me?
ab4bd7 No.34030
>>34029We were just angry towards each other all the time.
5725fd No.34031
>>34028>You'd get doxxed HARDBut I did, by /ft/ not /sft/
e1b7e7 No.34032
>>34025I swear it was just that thread
>>34026Even I did stupid shit within like a week of being in SFT.
I ERP'd within days>>34028I was 15 when I entered, yeah. Brings me back man.
f8c4d2 No.34033
>>34030what about all those fucking people that want actual friends, you didn't care about ruining it for them with your garbage?
efb62f No.34034
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>>34029You're too new to understand.
ab4bd7 No.34035
>>34033Oh please, they knew what they were getting into.
SFT back then was considered a containment thread for autistic spergs avatar fags and whores.
>>34032Shitposting kid!
efb62f No.34036
>>34033>what about all those fucking people that want actual friendsYou don't ever find "actual" friends here.
e1b7e7 No.34037
>>34033I don't think you understand shitposting is an integral part of SFTs. They'd be too slow if there wasn't.
>>34036I've met some!
>>34035Memewhore!
efb62f No.34038
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fb3c10 No.34039
>>34028>mfw started going to sfts when I was 15>>34033those ppl got their friends, it's not that hard
>>34036yeah you do
e0212f No.34040
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>there are people here who haven't been here since the days before /vg/
this is so sad why cant everyone be as toxic as me?
efb62f No.34041
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>>34037>I've met some!How do you know I won't remove you while you aren't looking and post rude things about you here in sft?
e1b7e7 No.34042
>>34040I would have been but this is how I progressed through the internet. I was still new to 4chan in general back then.
66d1d1 No.34043
>>34032Such is life in sft.
tfw I'm good and clean B) I think anyways. ab4bd7 No.34044
>>34037>>34039Kill la kill urselves kids :)
e0212f No.34045
>>34041OH GOD I REMEMBER THAT GUY
AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
f8c4d2 No.34046
so
what i'm understanding is that i was wrong that I thought a STEAM FRIENDS THREAD was where i'm supposed to make friends, and it should just be called shitposting assholes.
right?
66d1d1 No.34047
>>34040I honestly have no idea who you are for some reason.
efb62f No.34048
File: 1425315673235.png (128.12 KB, 1600x872, 200:109, ss (2012-05-03 at 04.39.49….png)
>>34042You're so new and fresh.
>>34045He sperged at me constantly and only posted pictures of owls.
He was even spergier than spider.
>>34046Pretty much. Also fuck off.
f8c4d2 No.34049
e0212f No.34050
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>>34048nobody is spergier than spider
>>34047;)
efb62f No.34051
>>34049Literally absolutely nobody wants you here.
>>34050He needs a good lesson in social etiquette
fb3c10 No.34052
>>34044Shut up, pedo
>>34046jesus christ m8 step up your game
>>34050except naz
e0212f No.34053
efb62f No.34054
>>34052At least I'm cute.
f8c4d2 No.34055
>>34051I don't care what "everyone" thinks then. I'm not leaving until you do.
>>34052What game? I'm not going for anything worse. I'm just pissed.
e0212f No.34056
>>34054if youre cute why do you get mad when i post ur legs
efb62f No.34057
>>34053Why haven't you added me on steam yet?
>>34055Turn around, and walk away.
efb62f No.34058
File: 1425316016342.jpg (53.05 KB, 500x753, 500:753, 0068fd69c56633ba3be3b5de20….jpg)
>>34056I didn't get mad, spider's the one who banned you.
e1b7e7 No.34059
>>34046Why are you getting buttflustered? This has been going on for years. It's just the way of life.
>>34043Time to dirty you up~
>>34041That would be mean and I'd post rude things about you!
c116af No.34060
test
fb3c10 No.34061
e0212f No.34062
>>34058>spider being an adminoh no
f8c4d2 No.34063
>>34059I could say the same thing about multiple things people do that also are stupid and don't add anything at all. Just because it's been done for sometime doesn't mean it's not fucking retarded.
efb62f No.34064
>>34062He's the god of this little shithole
so why haven't you added me on steam yet?
http://steamcommunity.com/id/crispygirl/ fb3c10 No.34065
>>34062Ehh, he doesn't do anything really so it's not a problem
e1b7e7 No.34066
>>34063I've explained before that these threads would be too slow or dead all together without the shitposting. Additionally, this "shitposting" is a way for people to make friends. Also, we do cool it when we need to.
f8c4d2 No.34067
>>34066I'd rather have a dead thread than constant shitposting, at least I'd know that all the posters aren't assholes.
e0212f No.34068
e1b7e7 No.34070
>>34068Fight me faggot
>>34067How cute
f8c4d2 No.34071
I wanna fucking hurt someone, I haven't felt this way for a while. It's been nice if i could go over to your fucking house and stab you
e0212f No.34072
>>34070i bet u want to fight me lewdly
>>34071lol
5725fd No.34074
fb3c10 No.34075
>>34071what the FUCK? I actually lol'd at that
f8c4d2 No.34076
why is everyone laughing at me
e0212f No.34077
>>34076i have paranoid schizophrenia and even im not this bad publically on the internet
get ur shit together sicko
e1b7e7 No.34078
>>34076Are you trolling? Like, you just said you're mad enough you want to come to our homes and stab us because we shitpost. Of course we find that funny. We weren't even doing anything to you, you're just mad that we have or do shitpost.
fb3c10 No.34079
>>34076oh i fucking wonder why
ab4bd7 No.34081
>Water
Lmao
Natsuka, ben jij die kut Afrikaan?
>Tfw barely anyone with a few exceptions knew who I was back then
fb3c10 No.34082
>>34081pls dont bring back the weed language circlejerk
e0212f No.34083
>>34081jy meen is my die kut afrikaans? ek kan nie praat nederlandse nie
e1b7e7 No.34085
Bring back the English you non-American subhuman scum
ab4bd7 No.34086
>>34083Hallo Maya
>>34084Kankerhomo
e0212f No.34087
>>34085was ist los mit dir
>>34086bin ich?
ab4bd7 No.34088
>>34085SHUT THE FUCK UP GLASSES YOU CUNT
:3~
5725fd No.34089
Wheres my dane bro so I can speak dansk til ham ;_;
e0212f No.34090
ab4bd7 No.34091
>>34089South African/Dutch > all
e1b7e7 No.34092
>>34087Many things, now English.
>>34088FREEDOM OF SPEECH
FREEDOM OF SPEECH
FREEDOM OF SPEECH
FREEDOM OF SPEECH
FREEDOM OF SPEECH
FREEDOM OF SPEECH
f8c4d2 No.34093
i'm so fucking stupid
I don't know if i'm jealous or something else
i think i'm calmer but seriously, I don't know why that happened
fb3c10 No.34094
>>34087>>34086NYT VITUN ÄMMÄR SE TURUPA KHII JA PUHUTAAN SITÄ SAAATANAN SUOMEA EIKÄ NOITA HELEVETIN PERKELEEN HIPPIKIELIÄ! VITTU
f8c4d2 No.34095
>>34093i'm also tired and all sorts of dumb shit
e1b7e7 No.34096
>>34093We don't know either, but I think we've just come to expect this from you.
ab4bd7 No.34097
f8c4d2 No.34098
>>34096it'd be nice if you guys didn't make fun of me so it got worse. I punched a hole in the wall this time…
5725fd No.34099
We should communicate using only pictures.
fb3c10 No.34100
>>34097VITUN ÄMMÄ TURPA KIINNI
>>34098do you have assburger syndrome
f8c4d2 No.34102
>>34100is this a genuine question or are you just going to make fun of me again
e1b7e7 No.34103
>>34097I will fight you
>>34098Pics or it didn't happen.
And maybe you should hold back before posting things you shouldn't. When you get mad like that, take a deep breath and a few moments away from the computer, don't start doing things you're going to regret and will only make the situation worse.
e0212f No.34104
>tfw high as fuck
efb62f No.34107
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fb3c10 No.34108
>>34102i'm genuinely asking you regards I know a person irl who has assburgers and you seem as socially retarded as him
>>34104don't make me jealous. I shouldn't waste my money on drugs right now
f8c4d2 No.34110
>>34103
>pics or it didn't happenIt could be worse i guess…but i still did it
I wasn't thinking to be honest.
2c5240 No.34112
>>34110Why do Americans live in houses made of paper?
f8c4d2 No.34113
>>34108Well, i got tested and they said i did, but i got tested again and they said i didn't so I can't be sure.
f8c4d2 No.34114
>>34112Yeah, my house is garbage whatever.
e1b7e7 No.34115
>>34110I think you felt left out, due to everyone talking about old-sft stuff. Also a general disdain for shitposters was added to the mix, after you found out pretty much everyone here are the shitposters.
Still, you shouldn't get mad about that, Gropy was able to handle being a newfag like you just fine.
ab4bd7 No.34116
>>34105Great taste in television Burt.
I like you, you have good taste in stuff!
>>34103
>Skyrim e0212f No.34118
>>34108weed is a wonder drug
it makes you peaceful
ab4bd7 No.34119
Water be glad you never experienced old sft
>>34117 5725fd No.34121
>>34115No I also punched a hole in my wall because of it :^)
e1b7e7 No.34122
>>34116I bet you couldn't get nearly 300 mods working together just fine
f8c4d2 No.34123
>>34115well he is a shitposter too but regardless, i know i shouldn't have acted that way, but you guys didn't help that situation out either.
ab4bd7 No.34124
>>34122300 mods can't polish a turd, even if they did it'd still be a turd faggot!
>>34121I threw a hammer at my door once.
>>34121 e1b7e7 No.34125
>>34123It is not our responsibility to accommodate you. It is your responsibility to handle yourself and your emotions properly.
>>34124Go back to sucking monster hunter's dick, homo.
fb3c10 No.34126
>>34113i'd say you have, regards i'm a psychology student. if you actually have aspegers i kinda understand how confusing we are
>>34112because cheapest possible mass produced houses
>>34118yup yup, i fucking hate weed culture tho
>>34122the gameplay, story and lore are still shit
5725fd No.34127
>>34124jesus christ, how and why.
The worst I did when I got mad was smash my keyboard, and nothing even happen to it.
>people can actually get mad ab4bd7 No.34128
>>34125YOu played the demo, means you're a hunter.
Unzip faggot
f8c4d2 No.34129
>>34126So how would I go about understanding why you guys do this?
e1b7e7 No.34130
>>34126I can give you gameplay but story and lore are not shit. That's TES's strongpoint.
>>34128Here you go, nerd
ab4bd7 No.34131
>>34127My mom walked out of my room so I threw a hammer after her.
>>34130That's a long dick, how gay!
2c5240 No.34132
>>34131Why would you do that?
5725fd No.34134
>>34131Okay wat- I mean hi
f8c4d2 No.34135
>>34131i don't think you explained that well enough
fb3c10 No.34137
/ssft/ what's the worst thing you've done when you were mad? or what's the maddest you've been and what did you do
>>34129i don't know how the help, to keep it short i just know how people with aspergers don't understand non-straight communication
>>34130that's a big dick
e1b7e7 No.34139
>>34137It is.
I think the worst thing I've done was just throwing a cup on the ground, thus shattering it.
ab4bd7 No.34140
>>34132>>34133>>34134I was angry at her so I threw a hammer towards her.
I also once kicked a hole into a old family heirloom cabinet that belonged to her dad.
I had issues don't judge me. I took therapy or something like that so I'm over those fits now
>>34137Threw my razer mouse against the wall once too.
2c5240 No.34141
>>34138I hope you got your anger management under control now.
5725fd No.34142
File: 1425318328753.jpg (160.16 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, [HorribleSubs] Cuticle Det….jpg)
>>34135>tfw the guy I was with had a big dick>tfw gaged on it >tfw it couldn't fitI can still feel it trying to get in hnnnnnnnnnnnnng
e0212f No.34143
>>34142i know the swede who fucked you
ab4bd7 No.34144
>>34141I did.
>>34142Disgusting.
f8c4d2 No.34145
>>34137That's true. I usually have to ask like 20 times for a full explanation.
I won't say the worst thing I've done but I'll have you know that situation that just happened isn't even close to the worst I've done e1b7e7 No.34146
>>34142Looking for bf with big dick. Only 7+ inches may apply.
2c5240 No.34147
>>34140Woah, I threw my Razer mouse also against the wall and it broke. But that's 4 years ago, stupid LoL.
ab4bd7 No.34148
>>34146Stop being so gay!
>>34147I threw mine against a wall too during a LoL game!
5725fd No.34150
File: 1425318462785.jpg (123.31 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, [HorribleSubs] Cuticle Det….jpg)
>>34143Good for you?
lol
>>34144Thank you!
>>34146It's not the lenght that's a heavy hitter, it's the girth
also I'm 7+ ~~~~ fb3c10 No.34151
>>34140>>34139>>34145the "worst" thing that i've done was that i beat this one guy up. he ended up in a hosptial
e0212f No.34152
water do you have 47 chromosomes?
efb62f No.34153
Water, show everyone that video where you piss on yourself
5725fd No.34154
>>34152I think he's missing half his brain lel
f8c4d2 No.34155
>>34151oh…well i guess i'm not that much worse. I did that too, in middle school because he was making fun of me. Pretty sure he went to the hospital. Hate myself because of it though.
e1b7e7 No.34156
>>34148No!
>>34150Send me pictures efb62f No.34157
>>34156STOP POSTING DICKBUTTS
ab4bd7 No.34158
5725fd No.34159
>>34156I would only give pictures to my bf :T
fb3c10 No.34160
>>34155oh yeah the fag that I beat up bullied my lil bro so I think that my actions were justified
>>34146>tfw only 6.5 inchesfuuuuck. i'll never please anyone with this. i should give up smoking, might add a little lenght
>>34157what's wrong with
traps ab4bd7 No.34161
>>34159I got a collection, am I your bf now?
e1b7e7 No.34162
>accidentally knocked cup over and spilled tea everywhere
Fuck it I hate today
e0212f No.34163
"God dammit stop posting penises' -nazrin 2015
66d1d1 No.34164
>>34050Oh I'll find out later. You damn kids and you're constantly changing profiles.
>>34051Don't do that! I want to stay clean!
>>34059Thanks, now I just the old steam layout.
>>34112So we can punch holes in them!
>>34137It usually ends up in me punching something or breaking something. Not really proud it of, but thankfully I don't get angry too often.
f8c4d2 No.34165
>>34160I'd beat up anyone who bullies my bros, especially because they're all younger. So I understand too.
efb62f No.34167
ab4bd7 No.34168
>>34166But you just said….
e0212f No.34169
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e1b7e7 No.34170
5725fd No.34171
>>34168yes but you got the pictures before I had that mentality.
>>34170No!!!
e0212f No.34172
File: 1425318852369.jpg (60.41 KB, 540x403, 540:403, tumblr_njdnojdtio1tz7vhco1….jpg)
(im black)
ab4bd7 No.34173
>>34170Want to buy the ones I have ?
efb62f No.34174
>that chair when sft has gone to shit
I hate mondays
ab4bd7 No.34175
ab4bd7 No.34177
>>34176Wooooow.
Guess you don't want them then
f8c4d2 No.34178
>all these reposted dicks
Come on guys i need new stuff.
5725fd No.34179
>>34175Fight me!
>>34176My dick is perfect tho, I can't go around showing people!
e0212f No.34180
File: 1425318989033.jpg (125.18 KB, 519x672, 173:224, c363a1746c720f3caf2932902c….jpg)
meow
ab4bd7 No.34181
>>34179
>My dick is perfectCan confirm.
e1b7e7 No.34182
>>34179I bet my dick is better
fb3c10 No.34183
>>34173Gimme the pics or get bullied, fukkboi
>>34174>mfw>>34180give me more vocaroos of angryness
5725fd No.34184
>>34181Thank you!
>>34182Are you cut? Are we going to have a dick fight now?
66d1d1 No.34185
>>34160>>34165tfw can't defend your younger siblings cause it would put you in serious legal trouble
>>34169:^) ab4bd7 No.34186
>>34180Meow~
>>34183Try me nerd!
742499 No.34187
>>34137I punched someone in the face and thats really it I rarely get angry or act on my anger.
>>34158>use phantom cigar>WOOOHOOOOO>time speeds up>function unavailable>timer resetsFuck this better be the release date
f8c4d2 No.34189
>>34185If it were my sibling i wouldn't give a shit about legality, it's my fucking brother, i need to protect them.
ab4bd7 No.34190
>>34185If you don't mind telling us, how old are you?
>>34187People went into the code and it seems it is the release reveal.
Why is young Ocelot so…. special?
ab4bd7 No.34191
>>34183You can't bully me!
fb3c10 No.34192
>>34185lel murica
>>34187oh yeah I also beat up this one guy because he owed me 60€ and wasn't going to pay me
>>34188ty bby
>>34191:^)
efb62f No.34193
>>34188yo dawg you sound like a 15 year old boy
ab4bd7 No.34194
>>34188Lmao you sound so fucking gay.
>>34192Try me
e0212f No.34195
>>34193keep moaning for me on skype whore
e0212f No.34198
>>34196not you i dont care about you just naz
66d1d1 No.34199
>>34189Well I'm sure my brother can defend himself. Hopefully. It's my
sister I'm more concerned.
I wish I were intimidating, but I guess my older brother can take care of that.
>>34190Old enough to drink alcohol in the USA legally.
>>34192I mean I assume it's illegal to beat the shit out of a 15 year old when you're in your twenties anywhere… R-right?
5725fd No.34200
>>34198But I have a sexy moan.
742499 No.34201
>>34190Damn it now I am getting excited!
Thats a good question.
f8c4d2 No.34202
>>34199Oh you aren't the oldest. I am, so I kinda have to do that for all of them, or at least I feel like I have to. One of them knows martial arts though so i think he's fine, it's more of the 9 and 4 year olds I'm concerned about.
108c09 No.34203
how's everything going /ssft/?
e0212f No.34204
fb3c10 No.34205
>>34199well in that case I'd just intimidate him, ya kno. push him up against wall, maybe so that it hurts him a little and set him to his place
>>34200i don't believe you
>>34202wait how old are you
ab4bd7 No.34206
>>34201
>That bouncing Makarov shot against that soldier on the roof trying to fleeOcelot is the best!
f8c4d2 No.34207
>>34203Oldfags talking about oldfag stuff and me getting super pissed for the stupidest shit. How about you?
>>3420518
66d1d1 No.34208
>>34188This makes me feel more adequate about my voice now.
>>34202Well we're both legal age now, he's only a few years older. Both of us are like the big brothers to the two little ones. They both rather younger than us.
efb62f No.34209
fb3c10 No.34210
>>34207oh, okay
>>34209fuck off with that shit
108c09 No.34211
>>34207I'm well enough I suppose, I've just gotten up and I'm doing my rounds in animal crossing
5725fd No.34213
>>34205Why wouldnt you believe that? I swear you gotta trust me!!
>>34203Didn't you decide not to post?
f8c4d2 No.34214
e0212f No.34215
108c09 No.34217
>>34213I decided you should go choke on a baseball bat instead
66d1d1 No.34218
>>34205I'm also incredibly short, so I could only hope to pull that off. I need to lift some weights. Maybe learn something.
Though by the time my sister gets into her mid teens, I'll be on my mid twenties. Hopefully the age is scarier enough for guys.
ab4bd7 No.34219
>>34216I want to be on Ocelot's fan team!!!!!!!!!!!
efb62f No.34220
>>34215You still sound like a boy tho, I'm sorry.
fb3c10 No.34221
>>34213i just dont
>>34214was just wondering
>>34218a skimpy manlet will scare no one
66d1d1 No.34222
>>34215Yep, still feel better now.
>>34221Welp, time to lift weights then.
>tfw my older brother grew taller than meMan, what an asshole.
742499 No.34223
>>34219So do I!
I always tried to play as the Ocelot unit and Ocelot in MGO1 and with the new Ocelot unit in TPP hopefully you can dress up or use them in MGO3.
f8c4d2 No.34224
>>34222
>tfw my younger brothers are taller than me…I mean, I'm still 6 feet but it's kinda embarrassing.
ab4bd7 No.34225
>>34223
>MreoowwwwI giggle everytime, Ocelot is so silly.
I wish I played MGO 1, it looked so much fun.
>Dressed up as a Haven Trooper in MGO2Don't judge me, no reason why I played female.
fb3c10 No.34227
e1b7e7 No.34228
742499 No.34229
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>34225>reloading and spinning the SAA as Ocelot>Raikov OHKO crotch grab>Sokolovs cowering taunt>team sneak as BBIt was amazing I miss it
Nothing wrong with that at all.
I dressed up as BB but with Mei lings hat.
66d1d1 No.34231
>>34224At least your 6! I think I might kill myself if either of my younger ones grow taller than me. But I don't see that happening.
ab4bd7 No.34232
>>34229TSNE was a thing in MGO1 too?
I hope team sneak returns in 3.
Also question about PW I never played it.
Did Paz eventually get feelings for BB? 66d1d1 No.34233
f8c4d2 No.34234
>>34231Yeah, I know I shouldn't be complaining, they're only 1-2 inches taller anyway.
fb3c10 No.34236
108c09 No.34237
File: 1425321175952.jpg (475.55 KB, 1600x1067, 1600:1067, Wolf_spider04_oct_2006.jpg)
>>34232she did, who wouldn't?
efb62f No.34238
natsu said I sound like a guy in this voice clip
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qQ95UvGqVPis it true?
be brutal /ssft/, I know I can trust you with this
ab4bd7 No.34239
>>34237Strangelove didn't, she went for god damn Huey.
What a pimp.
>You have to torture Huey in 5Please no
ab4bd7 No.34240
>>34235>>34236
>Fucking Euro accents ab4bd7 No.34243
>>34242
>FookingWhat does that mean?
f8c4d2 No.34244
I was gonna record something, but I guess when I threw my headset down earlier my mic broke…at least i can still hear from them i guess.
742499 No.34245
>>34232oops fucked that up I mean just Sneak not TSNE sorry but I am sure TSNE will be back it was popular.
She certainly started to doubt her mission because of BB so its possible she had feelings for him or at least his ideals
108c09 No.34246
>>34239I don't get that, she's clearly a lesbo but she accepted huey because he "manned" up
I do know that she couldn't be with BB because of the boss
c5029e No.34247
>>34243>FookingI was saying fucking, I guess my accent sounds weird compared to everyone elses
efb62f No.34248
File: 1425321506367.jpg (441.85 KB, 707x750, 707:750, 1237366 - Guy_Hamdon NoLeg….jpg)
>>34244I hope you get hit by a bus you little piece of shit cunt I hope you fucking burn in hell for all eternity goddamn you are a fucking blight on this board holy shit go fucking slit your wrists and cry into a bucket so I can drink your tears&blood you fucking faggot
ab4bd7 No.34249
>>34246
>I like a man who can stand up for himselfStrangelove was a cunt.
Probably the reason why he made robo legs.
>>34245
>All this gay shitAwful isn't it.
TSNE was so great.
f8c4d2 No.34251
c5029e No.34252
fb3c10 No.34253
ab4bd7 No.34255
>All these accents
Kill yourselves!
742499 No.34256
>>34249Yeah but I just ignore it all
Are you going to get MGSV for the PC?
e1b7e7 No.34257
ab4bd7 No.34259
>>34256Yup, maybe we can hit up some MGO 3 then.
>That fulton trap that carries you away from the battlefield 66d1d1 No.34260
Vocaroos, ew.
e1b7e7 No.34261
742499 No.34262
>>34259yeah hopefully then is sooner rather later
All this stuff they shown for MGO so far looks awesome
>implying I'm not going to steal all your sheep ab4bd7 No.34263
>>34262You can visit mother bases right?
That seems like a cool feature
>Ocelot hanging out on MB 108c09 No.34264
>>34262>>34263I'm going to steal your woofs
66d1d1 No.34265
>>34261Please forgive me.
742499 No.34266
>>34263I think so I know you invade other MBs at least
I think it would be awesome if you could go shooting with Ocelot on the MB range
also we aren't friends on steam I think we should maybe fix that.
>>34264I wont let you!
108c09 No.34267
>>34266go ahead, try to stop me
ab4bd7 No.34268
742499 No.34269
>>34267it shouldn't be hard at all
>>34268I know I cant wait to use it online
ab4bd7 No.34270
>>34269That revolver is just silly and over the top.
Will the wolf replace a porn mag?
ab4bd7 No.34271
>>34270Nevermind, I'm retarded.
He dropped that rocket launcher, I always thought his revolvers shot that missle.
108c09 No.34272
>>34269I'm unsure if there is a way to steal him so if there isn't then yes BUT if there is…
your
woof
is
mine
742499 No.34273
>>34271I think they are shotgun revolvers like the one that was in GZ but modified so its still kinda silly but not rocket revolver silly
Also they haven't said anything but I doubt it they are probably both in
>>34272Never!
efb62f No.34274
>people from my past expect me to remember who they are
It's not like I have personal chat/conversation logs in my head I can just access at any time.
I don't know who these people are, what we did together, our relationship, their personality, or anything that happened.
If it's in the past, well… it's in the past. I don't dwell on it or think about it very much. And most of the people from my past, well… they can stay there.
And yet every once in a while someone will re-add me that was my friend before and I have to play mental/emotional charades to try to understand what's going on with this person I now barely know.
108c09 No.34275
>>34273he's already mine!
>>34274> I have to play mental/emotional charades to try to understand what's going on with this person I now barely know.don't others do that for you anyways?
efb62f No.34276
File: 1425324801034.jpg (168.14 KB, 850x637, 850:637, sample_b8e38163afd8cefab94….jpg)
>>34275spider please don't reply to me you know all you do is upset me with your autism
fb3c10 No.34277
>>34275why do you give the retard attention instead of ignoring or banning him
108c09 No.34279
File: 1425324997620.jpg (114.78 KB, 900x686, 450:343, wolf_spider__lycosa_tarant….jpg)
>>34276I can't help that you can't take someone else having alittle bit of fun with you
>>34277it doesn't matter
eece1a No.34280
>400+ new posts
what even happened? I can't read all that
fb3c10 No.34281
>>34280fun happened but imo don't bother reading
ab4bd7 No.34283
>>34280Don't, there is a lot of gay shit
108c09 No.34284
>>34280vacroo happened
lots of mgs tpp happen
gayshit happened
oldfags happen
and now just nothing really
c36d1f No.34285
>>34284I always miss the fun
108c09 No.34286
>>34285and you always miss my cock in your butt
c36d1f No.34287
>>34286that and all the fun :/
108c09 No.34288
>>34287my cock is all the fun
c36d1f No.34289
>>34288I'm never here when its awesome. Always dead when I arrive.
108c09 No.34290
>>34289it's the time of day really
c36d1f No.34291
>>34290guess ill have to wait
fed912 No.34292
>>34146Yaaaay, i'm valid!
c36d1f No.34293
>>34146whoa really? Another person who I'm not good enough for.
2c5240 No.34294
>>34289Woah, where did you get that picture of me?
c36d1f No.34295
>>34294Thats from my "it was posted online" folder. No idea where I saved it from.
108c09 No.34296
>>34294I doubt that's you
>>34293ignore size queens
remove size queens
2c5240 No.34297
>>34296No, that's totally me.
c36d1f No.34298
>>34296remove scum like me
fed912 No.34299
>>34296Ignore betas with tiny dicks
108c09 No.34300
>>34297prove it!
>>34298never
>>34299but they turn me on
ab4bd7 No.34301
Stop distracting me from hunting with all these lewd sissy images….
I nearly died
2c5240 No.34302
>>34300That's a trap to post more pictures of my body, isn't it?
>>34301Die, sissy boy.
c36d1f No.34303
>>34301How else can i get noticed
fb3c10 No.34304
>>34301>mfw no fap monthi'll have to drop imageboards at some point
108c09 No.34305
>>34302I'd never do such a thing~
>>34304rip
f8c4d2 No.34306
>>34302If that's really you
nice dick>>34304I tried that once. I couldn't make it halfway.
fed912 No.34307
>get hot nude image from girl
>it's hot as fuck, her boobs are nice, she's wearing nice pantsu, her body is good etc
>but don't want to fap to it
What's wrong with me? I cant tell if i'm just too far gone to appreciate regular lewd, or if it's just my mind treating it as a "trophy"
ab4bd7 No.34308
>>34304Going for my advice?
>>34303Stop, it's bad!
>>34302
>Die sissy boyThat sissy boy?
Where? I don't see one mister shark.
>Still telling people to die after what you did to Sture c36d1f No.34309
>>34307look at it again when you are in the mood
c36d1f No.34310
>>34308Just dont look silly
2c5240 No.34311
>>34308What? I did nothing to him.
>>34306Yes, that's me!
>>34305I won't fall into your web.
f8c4d2 No.34312
>>34311Then my comment still stands.
fed912 No.34313
>>34308Sture? Is that another guy he cucked?
>>34309Well I was kind of in the mood. We were flirting and joking around and she was saying she wants to give me a penis inspection and stuff :(
108c09 No.34314
>>34311you wouldn't fall into it no, you'd walk into it willingly
c36d1f No.34315
>>34313Maybe you are fapping too often?
fb3c10 No.34316
>>34308sture was a messed up 15 year old.
Also i'm doing the no fap thing cuz my dick doesn't even twitch at real women
>>34306i'll probably fail.
i will fail 2c5240 No.34317
>>34312You shouldn't believe everything you read online, don't be so naive!
>>34314No, I always clean them up.
ab4bd7 No.34318
>>34311SHARK.
>>34310Can't help it!
fed912 No.34319
>>34315Hm, maybe. I hope I can get more from her, but I don't want to be pushy. Shit is awkward.
>>34316>cuz my dick doesn't even twitch at real womenMaybe that's because you're gay lmao
f8c4d2 No.34320
>>34317Either way it's a nice dick.
108c09 No.34321
>>34317as a good bitch would~
c36d1f No.34323
>>34318stahp
>>34319trade pic for pic
>>34320I thought you got banned
f8c4d2 No.34324
>>34323Not for a while now.
ab4bd7 No.34325
>>34322Your last name told us!
>>34323Stop being lewd!
fed912 No.34326
>>34323Yeah but you cant just randomly say to a girl "hey show me ur pussy and i'll show u my dik".
You have to make the mood and timing right.
2c5240 No.34327
>>34325Looks like I have to stuff your mouth for you to shut up.
ab4bd7 No.34328
>>34327With a nice cake? :3
5af64e No.34329
Damn guys, slow down.
>>34294>>34297If that was you I'm sure we'd all be puking about now.
c36d1f No.34330
>tfw people who hate you are nice and lewd to others
feels weird man
2c5240 No.34331
File: 1425327964012.jpg (147.53 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 769545-gekkan_shoujo_nozak….jpg)
>>34328Yes!
>>34329I-I hate you…
c36d1f No.34332
>>34326I know, I mean once you are there.
5725fd No.34333
>>34330>people like different peopleWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
suprise ab4bd7 No.34334
fed912 No.34335
>>34332Yes but getting there is the hard part. I got lucky last night, but I dont know if i'll be able to get lucky again
c36d1f No.34337
>>34333They can like others and not me. But they hate me and I never did anything bad :( Im super duper nice guy!
5af64e No.34338
>>34331Sorry, it was just too easy not to make.
2c5240 No.34339
>>34334I'm too exhausted today.
Also buy me some Vla.
>>34338No, it didn't even fit!
c36d1f No.34340
>>34335Thank her for the pic and say you hope you can see more in the future~
e0212f No.34341
>>34337>furrynah i bet you're cancer kid
108c09 No.34342
File: 1425328251717.jpg (454.2 KB, 900x635, 180:127, Wolf_Spider_On_Mirror_1687….jpg)
>>34341the only cancer here is you
ab4bd7 No.34343
>>34339
>VlaGreat taste, come over I'll feed you
c36d1f No.34344
>>34341I like furry stuff but I don't think I am one.
fed912 No.34345
>>34340But i've already seen it, it would be weird to thank her for it a day later
>>34342Cuck'd
e0212f No.34346
>>34342>pot>kettlechoose 2
2c5240 No.34347
>>34343I just wrote someone about Vla. He wanted to pour it all over my body and clean it up. And rub our bodies together in it.
e0212f No.34348
>>34347i wish i was made out of chocolate
5af64e No.34349
>>34339It totally made sense!
c36d1f No.34350
>>34345>tfw you cuckd someone on accident>tfw paying back for itI'd say sorry but account is private and all that.
2c5240 No.34351
File: 1425328366383.png (1.16 MB, 1000x1366, 500:683, 9f5c1838cb4f9e65100e759ef9….png)
>>34348But then you would get eaten.
>>34349N O
ab4bd7 No.34352
>>34347
>Cucking me with our own VlaWhat the fuck you disgusting little shit.
>She's panicking because a CD is flying towards her face e0212f No.34353
>>34350>cuck someone on accidenti dont think it works like that
2c5240 No.34354
>>34352But he was dutch too.
5af64e No.34355
>>34351I'm not taking back the joke then!
c36d1f No.34356
>>34353Well I learned partially during and mostly after the fact. I was told the person was an annoying clingy jerk but there was much more to that. I still feel bad for him.
e0212f No.34357
>>34354never trust the dutch
2c5240 No.34358
>>34355Yes, you do.
>>34357True, they already destroyed our beautiful language after all.
ab4bd7 No.34359
>>34354
>CUCKING ME WITH ANOTHER DUTCH PERSONKILL YOURSELF
e0212f No.34360
>>34358nobody can destroy the german language more than the germans, alter ;)
108c09 No.34362
File: 1425328673150.jpg (178.12 KB, 1200x801, 400:267, 2549934-a-male-wolf-spider….jpg)
>>34358it's what the americans did with mine
2c5240 No.34363
>>34359Cuking is too much fun.
>>34360Ich rasier dich, du Schwuchtel.
ab4bd7 No.34364
>>34363Killyourself you huge jew
c36d1f No.34365
>>34362s-sorry
I fuck up everything
>>34363noooooo
e0212f No.34366
>>34363ich liebe dich <3 einen schwuchtel für dich ;3
0e46db No.34367
2c5240 No.34368
>>34364100% Aryan!
>>34366Wie süß!
108c09 No.34369
>>34365I'll force you to make up for it with your body you fucking slut
a46728 No.34370
>>34362>implying we didn't perfect itGot rid of your unnecessary "u"s, for one thing.
c36d1f No.34371
>>34369You can't force someone who would want to do that
e0212f No.34372
>>34368du liebest es
und du liebst mich
ich weiss es
ab4bd7 No.34373
2c5240 No.34374
>>34372Natürlich liebe ich es, Schatzi.
fb3c10 No.34375
warum sprechen wir deutsch
108c09 No.34376
File: 1425329030184.jpg (470.27 KB, 1600x1067, 1600:1067, Wolf_spider07_oct_2006.jpg)
>>34370bitch please just because you guys can't pronounce it correctly doesn't mean it's unnecessary
>>34371so I shouldn't do anything with you then
a46728 No.34377
>>34371>wanting spider to do lewd things to youDesperate.
e0212f No.34378
File: 1425329052084.jpg (173.36 KB, 850x1133, 850:1133, sample-7e5c4972fc6da7619ce….jpg)
c36d1f No.34379
>>34376You wouldn't be the only one who wants nothing to do with me.
a46728 No.34380
f8c4d2 No.34381
a46728 No.34382
2c5240 No.34383
>>34378Nichts zu danken, Kuschelhäschen.
108c09 No.34384
>>34377I'm the best, of course he'd want me to play with him
>>34379now I didn't say that
fb3c10 No.34385
>>34381says a guy who pissed his pants
e0212f No.34386
File: 1425329154592.jpg (108.64 KB, 395x715, 79:143, 10a76612a4e40fc78c3402c7bc….jpg)
>>34383hmm wer bist du? hinzufüg mich
c36d1f No.34387
>>34377I'd like those things in general is what I mean.
f8c4d2 No.34388
>>34385
>not getting the joke>>34382Desperate.
0e46db No.34390
ab4bd7 No.34391
a46728 No.34392
>>34384>fat neckbear with ponytail>best>>34387So you put out for anyone who will do it?
Desperate.
>>34388Desperate.
>>34385>20+15>not recognizing epic memes 742499 No.34393
We got fucked up but my sunglasses are still perfect
c36d1f No.34394
>>34385it's a little weird but who cares if they are having fun
>>34384its ok forget it
>>34392Not that I'm picky, but no not just anyone.
5af64e No.34395
>>34362What are you talking about? Nothing major was changed.
ab4bd7 No.34396
>>34393Stop making me jealous!
>>34390For what?
a46728 No.34398
>>34395Let him stay mad, maybe his heart won't be able to handle both his size and his anger.
0e46db No.34400
e0212f No.34402
>tfw you smoke a salad bowl
>tfw no qt to get high with
ugh
UGH
108c09 No.34403
>>34392yup, I'm the greatest person ever
>>34393you've still got purple energy
>>34394no it isn't now
>>34395shhhh
c36d1f No.34404
I wish my friends weren't bored of me
c36d1f No.34405
>>34402I think Ill burn a bowl right now actually
e0212f No.34406
>>34405do it with me on skype and then do some things you regret
a46728 No.34407
>>34404Maybe they wouldn't be bored of you if you brought more than lewd and whining about how disliked you are to the table.
c36d1f No.34408
>>34406No webcam and I don't like people seeing me :/
c36d1f No.34410
>>34407I rarely bring lewd to them, and I do most complaining in anonymously.
fed912 No.34411
have you nerds ever considered killing yourself lmao
e0212f No.34412
File: 1425329929720.jpg (205.92 KB, 700x746, 350:373, f7c160641fbefbe9ffcb5b7ea2….jpg)
>>34408just voice chat
>>34411i would want to kill myself if i was an inbred english fuck
a46728 No.34414
>>34410Then you should stop complaining anonymously as well. Entice people to be your friend, stop being useless.
2c5240 No.34415
>>34411No, but every day I think about killing you.
a46728 No.34416
>>34411And then what? Leave you fuckers to yourselves?
108c09 No.34417
>>34414it's better then being a cunt anonymously
a46728 No.34418
>>34417I suppose being a cunt avatarfag would be better, right?
And I'm not being a cunt, I'm only speaking truths.
fed912 No.34419
>>34412Shhh faterican
>>34413Good boy
>>34415I'll kill you first just like my ancestors killed yours
>>34416leave the next chapter to us, dont worry about it
e0212f No.34420
>having literal autism>>34419i bet ur a paki LMAO
c36d1f No.34421
File: 1425330145657.png (165.44 KB, 500x486, 250:243, tumblr_n204ogSh7C1tuk5l7o1….png)
>>34412I don't want to be known right now
>>34414I talk to them like human beings, but depression is hard to deal with. I try talking about different topics all the time.
ab4bd7 No.34422
STOP WITH THE GAY SHIT I AM REALLY GETTING TRIGGERED HERE
e0212f No.34423
>>34422we must secure a future for the white race
2c5240 No.34424
File: 1425330146267.jpg (302.15 KB, 792x1102, 396:551, 2a0759c89a702c908dcc0fc3c5….jpg)
>>34419Do facesitting porn with your Russian girl so you get jailed.
>>34422Stop being gay.
a46728 No.34425
>>34421Cure your damn depression then. Being a whiney stoner isn't going to fix a thing, get yourself some psycho treatment and learn to love yourself.
108c09 No.34426
>>34418you're speaking nonsense though
a46728 No.34427
>>34426Tell me one thing I've said that's wrong.
c36d1f No.34428
>>34425I'm trying to cure it but its something I will live with the rest of my life
108c09 No.34429
>>34427specifically, everything
e0212f No.34430
spider please use a name so i can filter you
c36d1f No.34431
File: 1425330359483.jpg (223.31 KB, 674x1286, 337:643, 6dec6a6118723265db751b0343….jpg)
>>34430You can go by ids too silly
ab4bd7 No.34432
>>34430
>Being this retarded fb3c10 No.34433
e0212f No.34434
7a382e No.34435
>>34429Someone's mad I called them fat
ab4bd7 No.34436
>>34433Ecchi's a shit, either make porn or don't.
Don't pull ecchi on us it's fucking retarded and it suprises me that people get off to it.
>>34434I don't have any addons for 8chan and I can filter by ID
7a382e No.34437
>>34428Medication, genius. Your dope ain't gonna cure it.
108c09 No.34438
>>34435yup I'm just so angry all the time
7a382e No.34439
>>34438I can tell, maybe you should take a page out of the smokers books and blaze it up before you have a heart attack.
108c09 No.34440
>>34439what else can you tell?
c36d1f No.34441
>>34437I don't smoke when depressed. I don't associate feelings with drugs. I've tried meditation before but my mind wont calm down.
fed912 No.34442
pls cum in my mouth <:3
ab4bd7 No.34443
>>34442<:3 le vanser emoticon
2c5240 No.34446
>>34443Why are you stealing my emoticon? I will cut you.
5af64e No.34447
>>34443But I'v seen this other places. Even another friend I know uses it.
2c5240 No.34448
>>34447He totally stole that from me too…
c36d1f No.34449
>>34447I think ive seen it years ago
5af64e No.34450
>>34448He definitely didn't actually, seeing as he was using it before you used it.
>>34449It's possible.
5af64e No.34452
>>34451I can prove it too!
108c09 No.34453
>>34452how's the maths going?
fed912 No.34454
>tfw my squatfu be talking shit about Putin
RIP, to the gulag
ab4bd7 No.34457
2c5240 No.34459
>>34457I will eat the Vla all by myself.
5af64e No.34460
>>34453Well I'm about to go to class for one of them.
>>34455You probably stole it from him! fed912 No.34461
so um… u guys ever think of the old memes (only old fags will remember) and cry becauz they arent posted anymore???
c36d1f No.34462
>>34458What are you fags up to?
2c5240 No.34463
>>34460Just like I stole your heart.
c6196a No.34464
>>34459Jokes on you, I ate all of them already.
2c5240 No.34465
>>34464Americans are missing out. And you guys don't have Bienenstich either… I pity you.
108c09 No.34466
>>34460I sees
>>34462just asking about his maths
5af64e No.34467
>>34463I didn't need it anyways!
>>34456Algebra and Trig.
c36d1f No.34469
>>34467>>34466I've done precalc but thats the farthest I got
fed912 No.34470
>Tell me about your ex-girlfriends
OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK GUYS HELP
c5029e No.34471
>>34470Come clean, you don't want to lie to your russian queen now, do you?
c36d1f No.34473
>>34470sounds like theres a gun pointed at both doors
fb3c10 No.34474
>>34470>I really don't like to talk about them, we've parted our ways and I don't wanna talk behind they backs tbh fed912 No.34475
>>34471But I don't want her to think i'm a loser!
>>34472>Sure, what do you want to know?>Everything.>>34473My spaghetti is going everywhere
c5029e No.34477
>>34475Then be sweet and say you're saving yourself for her
loser 5af64e No.34478
>>34466Save me.
>>34469Dem Argonians.
c6196a No.34479
>>34475Try your best. It's evolved beyond what I can do.
c36d1f No.34480
>>34478Arent they the best
5af64e No.34481
I hate when this site messes up.