2875e7 No.34468[Last 50 Posts]
Steam Friends General 52
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>>33766 c928dc No.34484
2875e7 No.34485
>>34480I won't say! Oh well, time for class.
>>34483Stop that.
80a603 No.34486
I want to cuddle the Gropy
d19584 No.34487
Yooo what's happenin in here now then?
f2469a No.34488
>"Jokingly" say im a loser whose never had a proper gf
>"stop lying :("
>"Would you prefer it to be true?"
>"Yes".
Im confus as fuck lads
bf06f9 No.34489
>>34488Get. Her. A. Green. Card. Right. Now.
f2469a No.34490
>>34489Stop fucking bullying. She's probably got more money than me.
bf06f9 No.34491
>>34490So? she just wants someone who isn't a squatter and will do everything for him, she's russian afterall
bf06f9 No.34492
f2469a No.34493
>>34491That's really rude, fuck you capitalist pig.
bf06f9 No.34494
>>34492>>34491Fuck I confused myself
902628 No.34495
finally
d19584 No.34496
>>34490bitch be russian. they poor af
99e22a No.34497
>>34488Honesty is how to build relationships.
f2469a No.34498
>>34496>>34496She isn't!
>>34497But sometimes a white lie can be good
99e22a No.34499
bf06f9 No.34500
>>34498>you tell a white lie to make a certain problem go away>as time goes on that white lie becomes more and more a part of who you are with her>you have to remember that white lie for the rest of your time with her or else your cover is blownCan you live with yourself if you do that?
1cd747 No.34501
Triplets Dicklets
f2469a No.34502
>>34499Well, if it's only a small lie.
>>34500I feel like my whole life is a lie. Eternally wearing a mask to hide my true form. Thou mortals shall not gaze upon me lest ye be seeketh death
99e22a No.34503
>>34502I wouldnt ever lie in a relationship
4093cb No.34504
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Liars are bad people!
bec9b6 No.34505
am I good at video games yet
3e3898 No.34506
f2469a No.34507
>girl doesn't believe me when I say Ive never had a proper relationship
Do I actually come off as THAT cool to some people? Goddamn
1cd747 No.34508
>>34504you're a good peoples
>>34505>good>you>>34507and now she thinks you're a loser gj
4093cb No.34509
>>34508I try my best, but even I do bad things sometimes.
f2469a No.34510
>>34508No she doesn't, she doesn't believe me you tard
1cd747 No.34511
>>34509like unadding me, to which you should readd me
>>34510soon….
4093cb No.34512
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>>34511But my friend-list is getting to big!
f2469a No.34513
>>34511Stop bullying pls.
My nerves are going everywhere. I feel like i'm playing speed chess. So many calculations and movements to make :_;
bec9b6 No.34514
every time I try to make a joke it's lost on people
1cd747 No.34515
>>34512no goods
>>34513anything is bullying to you
f2469a No.34516
c19cc6 No.34518
>>34495What happens if you make a bald, well shaved sayian and you go SSJ? All you get is a golden aura?
does your eyebrows glow golden? bec9b6 No.34519
1cd747 No.34520
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>>34516~
>>34517maybe goods, you should fit me in
4093cb No.34521
>>34519Fuck off, that's me.
bec9b6 No.34522
>>34521you're on the left you stupid titty monster, you must be looking at the image backwards
0cf708 No.34523
tfw bf
4093cb No.34526
>>34522No, I'm on the left and right.
9417ea No.34527
2e5701 No.34529
>>34511Can you readd me?
I still owe you a videogame.
bec9b6 No.34531
>>34529You owe ME a video game for abusing me.
847044 No.34532
>>34528Why aren't you open about our love
2e5701 No.34533
>>34531I was drunk, and you drive me up the wall, hence my abuse.
I don't owe you shit.
bec9b6 No.34535
>>34532You don't even like me, much less love me.
>>34533You have no reason to be an asshole to me.
2e5701 No.34536
>>34534Maybe is good. ;w;
>>34535I know, but you get me butt rustled and I butt rustle you so we should call each other square.
bec9b6 No.34537
>>34536You owe me so many video games
2e5701 No.34538
>>34537Better call the UK's Scariest Debt Collector because I don't think 'He's been mean to me' is gonna hold up court.
Plus, didn't I get you some cheap JApanese shit when I was drunk last time?
1cd747 No.34539
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>>34538he's just like kronies wanting to use people for games
bec9b6 No.34540
>>34539At least I'm cute.
2e5701 No.34541
>>34539Me or Naz?
I always do 'We get this and I pay for the sequel' deal when something pops both our interest. Is like a round of drinks but with Steam Vouchers.
99e22a No.34542
50a60e No.34543
>>34542thanks me and naz are very happy together
1cd747 No.34544
4093cb No.34545
>tfw no cock to suck
bec9b6 No.34546
>>34543Stop telling lies.
2e5701 No.34547
>>34544Oh right.
I don't even have the money to be Naz's sugar daddy, anyway. Unless I pay him in Dota 2 items.
99e22a No.34548
>>34545aint that the worst
1cd747 No.34549
>>34545mine's as cock you may suck if you're a good boy
bec9b6 No.34551
>>34547Maybe if you stopped boozing up so much you could afford to buy me games.
2e5701 No.34552
>>34551Stop drinking? You telling me to play Dungeons and Dragons SOBER?!
497c2a No.34553
guys can anyone offer me some relationship advice
99e22a No.34555
2e5701 No.34556
>>34554Maybe you'll get lucky and find a friend to DM. Just go for the jump and get past your shyness, that's what I did with rum and coke in tow, been playing for a year.
I'm actually inviting one of my old friends to play with me, his first time.
The crazier your group, the more fun the game.
d65c62 No.34557
>dorks & dweebs
bf06f9 No.34559
>>34556Maybe one day, i'll even
wear elf ears to immerse myself
2e5701 No.34560
>>34559Cute. Hope you wind up driving someone mad by accidentally breaking a campaign.
One time, we started a full blown argument between the DM and his girlfriend over DnD, was suprised it didn't turn into a domestic.
2e5701 No.34564
>>34563DPS Dweeb
Sneaky little dork.
bf06f9 No.34566
>>34560H-how do you break a campaign?
2875e7 No.34567
>>34545Time to search on
craigslist.>>34566Probably by being too good.
4093cb No.34568
>>34567Craigslist isn't big in Germany.
2875e7 No.34569
>>34568That's probably a good thing then.
4093cb No.34570
>>34569Why? At least I don't have to be scared of getting shot here.
2e5701 No.34571
>>34566Killing a boss NPC by accident.
Being too good. Doing the absolute unexpected.
I ruined an encounter by lobbing a rotten mummy head at an ogre once, got a high enough fortitude to tank mummy rot, he didn't and turned into a Mummy Ogre. The army that was attacking us was frozen with fear for 4 rounds, and the reinforcements NOPE'd home.
Another story was that the DM expected us to set fire to a forest, because usually we set fire to everything. Had to come up with a scenario on the fly with stupid beetles.
2875e7 No.34573
>>34570So then you aren't tempted to look on craigslist for such a thing.
1cd747 No.34574
>>34572that's down your cock?
bf06f9 No.34575
>>34571Hah that sounds fucking great
I guess i'll play hand of fate to curb my desire to play 4093cb No.34576
>>34573I bet there are some better alternatives.
bec9b6 No.34577
somebody pay attention to me
d19584 No.34578
>>34576Just be an easy target and slut it up on some dating site!
2875e7 No.34579
>>34576Probably, but I don't know them.
>>34578Does that actually work?
4093cb No.34580
>>34578Every German gay on dating sites looks like… a total asparagus, 3mm haircut, earrings… It's embarrassing.
2e5701 No.34581
>>34575I read stories of others to keep me from not exploding with excitement.
We also found this loot where one of us got a cursed necklace which fills you with the desire to kill, as we found out as one of our members picked it up.
Against my inebrated judgement and the protests of everyone else, I pickled it up with a tip of a spear and dropped it in my mates holding bag. Every time he reaches in, 20% he is going to kill someone uncontrollably.
All I just want to do is hit civilization. Then my fun can begin, playing cursed necklace pranks.
d19584 No.34582
>>34580Even on tinder? cuz all the normies use that these days
>>34579Sometimes
4093cb No.34583
>>34582I don't have a phone to use it…
2875e7 No.34584
>>34582Time to use Tender then!
>>34583Probably a bad idea anyways.
d19584 No.34585
>>34583emulating it on your pc is an option
>>34584easy hookups
4093cb No.34586
>>34584Time to get more flexible so I can at least suck my own.
>>34585Oh, I could try that.
2875e7 No.34587
>>34585Still sounds scary.
And really? You can emulate Android on the PC? I mean I can definitely see it, just never searched for it.
>>34586That's probably the better, safer, option.
f2469a No.34588
>>34545>"tfw no cock to suck">nerds like CS>SC>tfw no sock to cuckTRIGGERED
f2469a No.34589
>>34587Yep, it's called bluestacks or something I think
d19584 No.34590
>>34587Yeah you can emulate androin on PC. Just make sure to meet up in public and have at least 1 guy know that you're meeting up with someone so if you do get kidnapped they know to come lookin fo you
4093cb No.34591
>>34588But I never played Starcraft.
f2469a No.34592
>>34591What about Soul Calibur
4093cb No.34593
>>34592Only the second one, and that's because I only wanted to play as Link.
f2469a No.34594
>tfw talking to this girl and it feels i'm stumbling half-blind through a minefield, trying not to get hated or friendzonedI feel like i'm going to puke from the stress.
>>34593So it still applies!
Cucking all those poor defenceless socks… you are a horrible person.
4093cb No.34595
>>34594At least I don't cum into them.
f2469a No.34596
>>34595That's because you're too busy cucking them by cumming into other things
1cd747 No.34597
>>34596don't worry bby I'll cum into you
4093cb No.34598
>>34596But I want to be used as the sock.
fb7b4e No.34599
2875e7 No.34600
Thanks Steam.
>>34589Huh, gonna have to look into this. Not that I really need it, but could do something. Thanks.
>>34590Not so sure I want to tell my friends what's going on. I'll probably just not do it. Not that I planned to. Though I remember my friends using it.
1cd747 No.34601
>>34598do you have strips?
>>34599luv u 2 bbes
>>34600STEAM IS GAY
f2469a No.34602
>>34598So you want to be cucked? I dont think you can cuck yourself, sillyhead
4093cb No.34603
>>34602I will never get cucked.
2e5701 No.34604
>>34603>I will never get cucked>Said everyone cucked ever 4093cb No.34605
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>>34604But I'm perfect, so the other person will never find another one better than me. I do the cucking.
d19584 No.34606
>be in a friends with benefits relationship with someone
>said friend gets a boyfriend
>we stop the casual sex because of this
Did I get cucked?
they broke up 2 weeks later and started sex again, lel
f2469a No.34607
>>34605But what if they want to experience what it feels like to cuck?
4093cb No.34608
>>34607They won't be able to. Nobody can leave me!
fb7b4e No.34609
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i have a boyfriend
4093cb No.34611
>>34610I don't even know who you are.
2875e7 No.34612
>>34606Looking at the common stereotype on who would visit 4chan, it's funny when you mention these things in you're life.
There's the stereotype that says people who visit such places on the internet are virgin losers. Then here's you.
Dirty and faceless.Not trying to offend you, just saying.
And yes you did.>>34608That's because you'll never have anybody to have left you!
Okay I'll stop for the mean time. bf06f9 No.34613
>>34612Please continue, it's fun to watch
f2469a No.34614
>>34611Ouch, that really hurt.
4093cb No.34615
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>>34612>you're lifeAre you gonna blame your phone again for this?
>>34614<:3
d19584 No.34616
>>34612Well in that case cuck and proud.
>There's the stereotype that says people who visit such places on the internet are virgin losers. Then here's you.Well I fight against that stereotype. and what do you mean with the comment dirty and faceless
fb7b4e No.34617
my fursona is a rooster in cock fighting ring he is the best cock fighter and kills all the other roosters :)
2875e7 No.34618
>>34613Maybe some other time.
Unless you want to be my new target.>>34615What are you talking abo—oh…oh…
Fuck!I'm telling.>>34616I was just making a lame reference to Metal Gear Rising. There should be song in there with lyrics that say "Here I am, dirty and faceless."
d19584 No.34620
>>34618Oh, didn't connect em because it just seemed so out of the place.
f2469a No.34621
>interview tomorrow
>girl has gone to bed and im anxiously waiting to hear back from her; it was so tense tonight and i'm scared it's fucked up
I really fucking need a drink but its too late and I need to be up early
d19584 No.34622
>>34621keep in mind that she's just a human being, probably looking for same things as you are. No sweat
f2469a No.34623
>>34622I know but still, it was so awkward. She was asking so many questions and it felt incredibly tense.
I cant tell if she wants a relationship or not and if she does… how do we do it? Thankfully Russia isnt too far away but even so, it's not like I can just pop on a train and be there in an hour
2875e7 No.34624
>>34619I don't get bully!
Itakelikeaman!>>34620It was. I only put it in there because I randomly thought about it when I put that sentence in there. Also remembering a guy who always enters a chat using that phrase.
bf06f9 No.34625
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>>34624youtakemelikeasissycall me;) 2875e7 No.34626
>>34625I'll send you some snail mail. That's the best I can do.
bf06f9 No.34627
>>34626We're in the glorious internet age and all you can do is snail mail?
you better send some of your panties in the mail too to make up for it d19584 No.34628
Time for bed, g'night ya fags
d19584 No.34630
>>34629that sounded so sweet
f2469a No.34631
>>34628Goodnight baxel pls wish me luck im so scared :_;
d19584 No.34632
f2469a No.34633
2875e7 No.34634
>>34627It's all I can do for YOU! Or will do rather. But…I kinda needs those, ya know?>>34628Sleep well.
>>34629This got me.
bf06f9 No.34635
>>34634>he doesn't like me enough to at least add me on MSNI'm disappointed
But I WANT them, going commando is fun anyway! f2469a No.34636
>>34635>MSNWHat?
People still use that? Lmao
mfw my friend used to always use that rolling eye face smiley and it really fucking annoyed me fb7b4e No.34637
>>34635>using MSN in 2015 2875e7 No.34638
>>34635Please don't remind me MSN doesn't exist anymore. Please.;_;But yeah! That's right! You have to earn that!
Yeah but I also want them! I don't like going commando!>>34636Technically you're not suppose to be able to. There's some work arounds I hear however.
bf06f9 No.34639
>>34636>>34637I was joking you guys…jeez
I miss it fb7b4e No.34641
f2469a No.34642
>>34640TRIGGERED
It was like… years and years ago, maybe 2005 or 2006? He did it all the time and I hated it but he never stopped and sometimes it made me cry :(
bf06f9 No.34643
>>34641There's no need for that, i'm not hard to find :D
bf06f9 No.34645
>>34644>not downloading those alternative cursor software things so you could have a flaming cursor while you played RunescapeGod I want to go back
4093cb No.34646
I also miss ICQ and those funny games. And that one sign language. It annoyed my friends all the time when I used it.
>>34645>Runescape fb7b4e No.34647
nudge nudge nudge nudge nudge nudge nudge nudge nudge nudge nudge nudge nudge nudge nudge nudge nudge nudge nudge nudge nudge nudge nudge nudge nudge nudge nudge nudge nudge nudge nudge nudge nudge nudge nudge nudge nudge nudge nudge nudge
2875e7 No.34649
>>34644Did you need MSN+ to make custom emotes?
>>34646Doesn't ICQ still exist?
bf06f9 No.34650
>>34646>>34648Runescape was the dogs balls when I was a kid, don't give me that
72c30c No.34651
4093cb No.34653
>>34649Yes, you could also make your name full with color. And who the hell uses ICQ anymore?
>>34650>not Neopets bf06f9 No.34654
>>34651>you will never fight the dragon for rune plate armour for the first time again 2875e7 No.34655
>>34653I thought that was native to MSN. How I miss my custom emotes. And I'm sure someone does.
72c30c No.34656
>>34654pls
>>34653>not playing both bf06f9 No.34657
>>34656That deep sense of satisfaction as you go through the members gate and do members only things for the first time is gone forever
72c30c No.34658
>>34657>walking around the free content area kitted out to the brim and having every fucker following you around for gold Post last edited at
bf06f9 No.34660
>>34658>going to a free world after you get the magic shield and having people think you work for jagex 99e22a No.34661
>tfw you find out another one of your friends is a liar
it hurts
72c30c No.34662
>>34659I didn't do all the quests before I became a member
>>34660that thing was sweet, too bad it had bad stats though
>>34661who?
bf06f9 No.34663
>>34662Just like the ghost armour and 2h weapon
72c30c No.34664
>>34663and that backpack that makes copper arrows
bec9b6 No.34665
somebody
pls
kill me
fb7b4e No.34666
d65c62 No.34667
>>34665Do you want to be assassinated?
bec9b6 No.34668
>>34667in my sleep, if you could make it so
902628 No.34669
>>34518Yes to the aura and eyebrows being golden
d65c62 No.34670
>>34668Assassins only work in broad daylight for shock and awe. It will be painful.
2875e7 No.34671
>>34669I thought you were human.
902628 No.34672
>>34671Do I look like a human?
72c30c No.34673
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>>34672you look like a nerd
>>34670for you
bec9b6 No.34674
What does it take to be truly dapper?
How do I become a Dapper Dan man IRL?
2875e7 No.34676
>>34672>Does a Sayian look like a human?Is this rhetorical?
72c30c No.34679
>>34678you forced that upon your self
a3eb9a No.34682
There's something wrong with me. I get hard at the drop of a hat, please help.
310f16 No.34683
72c30c No.34684
>>34682touch your pathetic little dick then you flaming fucking faggot
4344dd No.34686
>>34540eeeeeehhh, just your voice
3e3898 No.34687
Do you ever feel like you're not living in the moment, rather always working towards something? I wanna take a break from daily life, go on an adventure, where all that matters is what I'm doing in the moment, not what'll come after.
4093cb No.34688
>>34687Come with me on a hiking trip through Alaska!
310f16 No.34689
>>34688
>akaskaNever been there myself but i know it's cold as fuck all year round, few people live there in general, and it's gigantic. Do what you want but that sounds like a bad idea to me.
4093cb No.34690
>>34689I don't care about the people that live there, it's a hiking trip after all. And being gigantic is a + for that.
310f16 No.34691
>>34690If it's a hiking trip, you'd need to know where to go in emergencies,and there being less people means less places to go. Also, it could take a long time to get back to civilization. It'd be a much, much better idea to go mushing or something.
677e7a No.34692
>>34688
>AlaskaCan I become Solid Snake?
4093cb No.34693
>>34691The only scary thing that could happen would be a bear attack, and I can easily tame them.
>>34692You would cry already after just one day that your feet would hurt…
677e7a No.34694
>>34693Nah, you wish.
I'll search for master miller!
4093cb No.34695
>>34694Let's go on a hiking trip through the Netherlands first then and look how your stamina is.
f2469a No.34696
>>34688But hiking throug Alaska is my idea….
I'm gonna dress as a Polar Bear and eat you losers
310f16 No.34697
>>34693Are you saying getting lost isn't a serious issue here? Or getting injured while hiking or anything else like that? All I'm doing is warning you.
4093cb No.34698
>>34696No, I brought up the idea one day and you wanted to come with me. Stop stealing it. Also polar bears are the most dangerous bears, did you know that? You're pretty much fucked if they see you and decide to eat you.
>>34697People who get hurt are gonna left behind. This is a trip for real men after all.
f2469a No.34699
>>34697But that's what makes it fun! The struggle and triumph over nature will make you into a true man! If I can't survive a bit of cold then I probably dont deserve to live
>>34698Noooo, hiking through Alaska (or some kind of snowy place) has been something ive wanted to do forever! Wow, really? I guess they are probably one of the biggest
310f16 No.34700
>>34698Ugh. Whatever, keep shitposting like always.
4093cb No.34701
>>34700Now you're not gonna get invited!
310f16 No.34702
>>34701It'd be nice to be able to talk to you seriously for once.
7a0a1c No.34703
>>34701What happens when you get hurt? Would that mean you get left behind?
f2469a No.34704
>>34703You get eaten and cut up into bait to distract polar bears with
4093cb No.34705
>>34702I'm serious, 24/7.
>>34703Yes. But I don't think about the bad outcomes! So it won't happen to me.
310f16 No.34706
>>34705I mean, you honestly don't seem all that bad, but all you do here is shitpost.
7a0a1c No.34707
>>34704All the more reason to get really good at punching everything.
>>34705Anything and everything is possible.
4344dd No.34708
>>34695>netherlands>hiking trip>not biking triphe should see if he can reach my house by bike first >:3
f2469a No.34709
>>34706I agree but as Ive said time and time again:
This place is terrible. It exists only for shitposting. It's not like it's a great place to be lol
>>34707Well remember: aim for the nose and eyes. That applies to polar bears and vansers when they try touching your butt
4093cb No.34710
>>34706>actually trying to discuss things on a image board>>34707Please wish me luck then, I want to win the lottery tomorrow.
>>34708That's easy enough.
4344dd No.34711
>>34710He's got aerodynamics against him
310f16 No.34712
>>34709>>34710I know this place is "horrible" or whatever. I really don't care. Just because it's bad doesn't mean you shouldn't try to make it better. I doubt most of you are actually that bad you just make a horrible representation of yourself here. I just want to be serious for once here.
f2469a No.34713
>Vanser's post time is before mine but his post is after mine
What
7a0a1c No.34714
>>34710Why win one lottery when you could win ALL THE LOTTERIES?
>>34709Running also works, but it depends on the situation.
>>34713Shit has happened before.
f2469a No.34715
>>34712But well, how can this place get better?
The problem is that this place lacks any real direction. It's just a chaotic cesspit
4093cb No.34716
>>34711Aerodynamics are way too deep for me.
>>34712Well, how would you make this place better? Every image board like this is a gigantic shitposting circlejerk.
>>34714I don't have enough money to pay for all lotteries!
7a0a1c No.34717
>>34716Use some of the winnings to get access to more dummy.
4093cb No.34718
>>34717Winning one is enough for me. I'm finally gonna buy my own castle then. Now only my prince is missing.
310f16 No.34719
>>34715Just because you can doesn't meanyou should, this applies to shitposting in general. What do you gain from not doing it? A (hopefully) intelligent conversation and maybe some repect. What do you gain from doing it? I honestly don't know. If people just stopped doing things because "why the fuck not" this place would be a lot nicer.
310f16 No.34720
>>34719I'm on a phone so forgive the stupid errors.
7a0a1c No.34721
>>34718You'll also need vassals to defend, and people who want to raid your castle so they can salt your houses, rape your fields and burn your women.
4093cb No.34722
>>34721But we are not living in the middle ages anymore…
f2469a No.34723
>>34719>wanting an intelligent conversation and respect with these people>thinking such a thing is even possibleJust go with the flow and shitpost. We're in /ssft/ for Christ's sake, not Congress
7a0a1c No.34724
>>34722These things come with a castle no matter what.
4093cb No.34725
>>34724Can I hire you as one of my soldiers then?
7a0a1c No.34726
>>34725What would the benefits be over joining the raiders?
7aacd0 No.34727
>>34723Just because it has a reputation of constant shitposts doesn't mean it has to live up to it. You don't even have to make amazingly well written posts or anything, just don't shitpost.
677e7a No.34728
>>34708Kanker op, Den Haag is te ver weg om te fietsen.
4093cb No.34729
>>34726You can have fun with me.
f2469a No.34730
>>34727But without shitposting there's not really much point to this place. It's not like we can have intelligent discussions and it's not like anyone here has good taste anyway
7a0a1c No.34731
>>34729What kinds of fun?
7aacd0 No.34732
>>34730That's because nobody's tried to talk and have regular conversations.
4093cb No.34733
>>34731Playing board games, eating dinner together… The usual! What did you expect?
7a0a1c No.34734
>>34733Now I just need to know your policy on hand holding.
4093cb No.34735
File: 1425377709465.jpg (227.38 KB, 900x1240, 45:62, f0fadc318d231ab54db9d2536d….jpg)
>>34734I prefer holding more than just hands.
7a0a1c No.34736
>>34735You've put up a good argument.
f2469a No.34737
>>34732Im sure people have tried before and… it just isn't possible here. I think you're expecting too much from such a lowly place.
>>34736No, join me! We'll take lots of castles and if you're good, you can even have one for yourself. When we capture Vanser's castle we can put him in a pillory too
4093cb No.34738
>>34736You always have to reach for the bigger things in life!
9097a1 No.34739
>>34737Other than me i can't see anyone that's actually tried. You're being too pessimistic, it's not like it's impossible for this place to get better or anything.
7a0a1c No.34740
>>34737I was going to join and feed you information on as many castles as I can>>34738I'm a simple man with simple tastes.
4093cb No.34741
>>34740Don't just settle for simple things!
7a0a1c No.34742
>>34741But I like my simple things.
f2469a No.34743
>>34739I dont have any specific examples but i'm sure people have tried, even I have tried too.
I'm not being pessimistic, i'm just being realistic with my expectations of this place. I mean come on, it's a place run by a virgin paedophile that thinks ponytails look good on white men. You honestly cant be expecting much from a place like this at all.
>>34740Good!
I share the name of many Kings and great men. It is my divine right to conquer all!
4093cb No.34744
>>34742You can put them onto a shelf, alongside with the fancy things.
7a0a1c No.34745
>>34743Get to setting up your kingdom.
>>34744Make me.
4093cb No.34746
>>34745No, enjoy your simple things.
7a0a1c No.34747
>>34746No. I'll enjoy nothing.
9097a1 No.34748
>>34743I'll still keep trying.
Either way, it'd be nice if I could have some decent conversations outside here with you guys, but seeing as nobody wants to add me or anything i doubt id ever be able to understand this place, same with you guys understanding me.
4093cb No.34749
>>34747Even if you enjoy nothing, that's at least something.
7a0a1c No.34750
>>34749I'll have a lack of enjoyment, not that I enjoy the concept of nothing.
4093cb No.34751
File: 1425378647894.jpg (147.53 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 769545-gekkan_shoujo_nozak….jpg)
7a0a1c No.34752
>>34751Yes I will. If you want otherwise, you'll have to make me.
4093cb No.34753
>>34752Is that a invitation?
7a0a1c No.34754
4093cb No.34755
>>34754Buy me a plane ticket to America then.
f2469a No.34756
>>34745I'll try!
I'm thinking of taking a small island first maybe and improving my naval power.
tfw actually have a strong internal desire to conquer and be powerfultfw struggle with the fact that it's much harder to do in this modern world (not that it would have been easy in the past either)tfw probably have slight megalomaniaFUCK
U
C
K
>>34748Well, maybe it'l happen someday but you shouldn't get your hopes up. Like I said, i've thought about adding you recently. I don't know if we'll get along but it's just I have some stuff to say to you and whatnot
9097a1 No.34757
>>34756Is that a no or a maybe?
7a0a1c No.34758
>>34755You buy me a ticket to Germany. You're the one trying to convince me.
>>34756Do it anyway.
4093cb No.34759
>>34758Woah, don't be a Jew.
7a0a1c No.34760
>>34759This is why I'm not going to enjoy anything and everything.
f2469a No.34761
>>34757About things getting better here? I said it's a maybe but don't get your hopes up
>>34758Do what anyway? Adding water or conquering?
The latter isn't exactly easy. I have to deal with the fact that i'm a genuinely compassionate person, so I have to act against my own nature to further myself. My soul is forever in torment over the sins I must commit :_:
4093cb No.34762
>>34760You can always change your race.
4093cb No.34763
>4chan down
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW
9097a1 No.34764
>>34761No. About you adding me…
f2469a No.34765
>>34763POST ALL OF THE MEMES
7a0a1c No.34766
>>34761You have to be willing to do anything to get power. Even if that means drawing shit depictions of dicks all over the place.
>>34762I'm
half Pole, and from what I can gather, half German. Why are you still going to .5chan?
4093cb No.34767
File: 1425379309451.png (Spoiler Image, 77.55 KB, 600x502, 300:251, meme-faces-troll-gif-6.png)
>>34765This is a meme free zone.
>>34766Because it's easy to get attention on /v/. Being a attention whore feels great.
f2469a No.34768
>>34764It's a maybe. Well, I probably will soon if that's okay. I've just had a lot on my mind lately and haven't been on Steam as much. Talking to girls is tiring enough without having to talk to steam nerds too :_:
>>34766I know I have to be willing to do anything but I also need to find a good balance. A great conqueror may not necessarily be a great king. A good thing should be compassionate and fair.
>>34767NO
THE TIME OF THE MEME INSURRECTION IS HERE
7a0a1c No.34769
>>34767Are you only "pretending" to be retarded?
>>34768You'll get there eventually.
f2469a No.34770
>>34767>thinks being an attention whore is great>thinks there's nothing wrong with being arrogant>think he, a german, aka the people who lost TWO WORLD WARS, is perfectWhat has this world come to
9097a1 No.34771
>>34768I'd be fine with it right now to be honest but I'll let you choose when to do it.
4093cb No.34772
>>34768Reported for shitposting, enjoy your ban.
>>34769No, I act like a big slut in Steam threads.
>>34770Don't be so jealous, silly britbong! Just accept that your government is filled with pedophiles and all that censorship.
f2469a No.34773
>>34769Not soon enough. Conquering and becoming almighty is just the first stage of my master plan!
>>34771Well I've got a job interview so I should try wasting as less time as possible, not that i'm doing a very good job of it :c
>>34772Hmpf, i'm not jealous! I do like you but I just hate how you act sometimes. I mean yeah sure, i'm arrogant too but that's because I am actually genuinely better than most of you. I can't help that fact at all, it's just in my nature.
4344dd No.34774
>>34728>Den HaagIk woon bij Hilversum in de buurt dikzak!
fb7b4e No.34775
good morning
f2469a No.34776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oRbStmxvm4I like this music. I want to slay heathen fucks to it
4093cb No.34777
>>34773How is someone like you better than most of the other people here? Just because you watch your foreign movies? Maybe you should accomplish something with your pitiful life before you talk down on other people.
7a0a1c No.34778
>>34772I'll make it to where the concept of wanting anything is horrible for you.
>>34773What's the next step of your master plan?
4093cb No.34779
>>34775Guten Morgen!
>>34778I'm a modest person, so I don't need much!
fb7b4e No.34780
>going on /sft/
>being better than anyone
remember that time brad pitt walked into the mental ward and talked about how he was better than everyone else there
oh wait no, that was just another crazy person? dang rip
4344dd No.34781
>>34780Rewatch Bronson, that was NOT Brad Pitt.
Ohayouyaka
f2469a No.34782
>>34777>talk genuinely to you, without getting mad, try being lighthearted too>you get madThat alone is why im better lol. But no, foreign movies is not the only reason. Although it does help that I can understand foreign cultures and whatnot on a greater level than these people who struggle to understand even simple concepts.
Literally.
>>34778Complete.
Global.
Memeziation.
>>34780Literally
7a0a1c No.34783
>>34779That's what you think. Everyone is laughing at you behind your back.
>>34782Why not universal? Think of all the memes that you could use.
4093cb No.34785
>>34782I'm not mad, I'm just telling you the truth.
>>34783So? At least I make people laugh.
4093cb No.34786
>>34784Mir geht es prächtig, und dir?
fb7b4e No.34787
>>34786ehh ich weiss nicht
nicht gut
krank ;_;
f2469a No.34789
>>34785You're getting pretty mad about it though tbh. At least I try to be lighthearted when i'm honest.
Someone like you wouldn't understand why I am so great. A worm does not consider the thoughts of a hawk, silly.
7a0a1c No.34790
>>34785Laughter at being shit isn't nearly as fulfilling as laughter due to being funny.
4093cb No.34791
>>34790Luckily everyone always laughs at my jokes!
>>34789Don't be in denial just because you're not better than other people. You're probably one of the most miserable people I ever met on the internet, and that says a lot.
fb7b4e No.34792
File: 1425380411153.jpg (185.94 KB, 400x564, 100:141, f11aa81f63e8cb20f18d1c01bc….jpg)
>>34788ich hoffe
hm wir sollen beste freunde sein und du kannst zu mich sprechen und du kannst mir mit Deutsch hilfen
gut idee, ja?
4093cb No.34793
>>34792Okay, ich bin aber kein guter Lehrer!
fb7b4e No.34794
>>34792i justr woke up and im high as fuck so this is why i need your help vanser my german is FUCKED
f2469a No.34795
>>34790>tfw you make an amazing joke but the thread diesI'm not always a memer; sometimes I can be genuinely witty and funny but people usually miss it :_;
>>34791Why getting so mad and hurtful lol?
I am better than other people. Not all people but still better than you.
>mone of the most miserable peopleOh that's a load of horseshit
4093cb No.34796
>>34794But I can understand it just fine! Even though "Du kannst mit mir sprechen" would have been correct.
Also how much weed do you smoke?
fb7b4e No.34797
>>34793nur sprechen zu mich und mein freund sein, ist gut genug für mich
>>34796ich rauche ALLES weed
mmm naja ich habe Schizophrenie und es hilfen
so das ist warum ich rauche es
4093cb No.34798
>>34795The truth is hurtful sometimes, I know. I could list at least 10 things why you're so miserable, but luckily I don't talk badly about other people.
604f43 No.34799
>>34774Nog ver kankermongool.
En ik ben niet dik
4093cb No.34800
>>34797Oh, tut mir leid das zu hören. Ich hoffe es hilft eine Menge! Und ich bin immer da wenn du jemanden brauchst zum reden brauchst.
fb7b4e No.34801
4093cb No.34802
>>34800Whoops, one 'brauchst' too much.
f2469a No.34803
>>34798But you're talking badly about me now.
Look, i'm not the happiest person in the world. In fact i'm actually a very angry person, I just try to control it most of the time. But come on now, i'm not as miserable as you think
4093cb No.34804
>>34803But I'm not telling why because it would hurt your public image and would hurt your privacy.
fb7b4e No.34805
>>34800mmm ja es hilft
mmm ich wünsche, ich war gut auf deutsch ;_;
f2469a No.34806
>>34804You can't tel why because it's a lie. I'm not the best person but i'm far from the worst either. My greatest failure is not being able to get people like you to understand….
4093cb No.34807
File: 1425381088221.jpg (430.85 KB, 1440x1057, 1440:1057, a6b7f863cffe764791798f047f….jpg)
>>34805Well, your German is better than 95% of other people!
>>34806It's not a lie, people would have just to look at all the chatlogs you had with Cebruz and see how horrible of a person you can be.
fb7b4e No.34808
4093cb No.34809
>>34808Hast du irgendwelche Pläne für heute?
fb7b4e No.34810
>>34809nein
bin ein neet
rauche weed
4093cb No.34811
>>34810Wow, es reimt sich! Bin auch ein neet, aber ohne weed.
f2469a No.34812
>>34807Youve seen all those chatlogs with Cebruz?
I think he only posted like… 2 or 3 at most and even then… I wasn't exactly acting naturally with him. Cebruz is a nutcase, so dealing with him normally just doesn't work. Yes I may have been slightly in the wrong for trying to be emotionally manipulative and stuff, but I only did it because I thought it was necessary.
Really, it's pathetic how you use chatlogs taken out of context to attack me. I already said I like you so i'm not sure why you're trying to change that lol
fb7b4e No.34813
>>34811ich bin nicht ein rapper
4093cb No.34814
>>34812Using chatlogs out of context where you publicly admit that you like to lie? Sure buddy. You're a nutcase too, ever thought about that?
>>34813Ab heute bist du einer.
fb7b4e No.34815
File: 1425381445984.jpg (214.19 KB, 1280x879, 1280:879, tumblr_nf1vc1idIN1sccylwo1….jpg)
>you will never be with your nico irl again
why live
f2469a No.34816
>>34814I publicly admitted that I like to lie?
Look, I don't like to lie at all and I prefer to be honest, but sometimes life isn't that simple and you have to break a few eggs.
fb7b4e No.34817
who doesnt like to lie
4093cb No.34818
>>34816You did, that image is still somewhere in the archive probably. And using lies to manipulate someone is just breaking a few eggs for you?
>>34815Bitte töte mich.
f2469a No.34819
>>34818An image made by Cebruz, in which he likely takes quotes from me out of context. Right, that's great proof.
Yes, it is just breaking a few eggs.I do actually care about people, but I try to use what methods I can. I couldn't talk to Cebruz normally to help him so I tried to manipulate him instead. Yeah it's not the nicest thing in the world but it's still better to try to help people than to not try at all.
You're just a selfish arrogant asshole that doesn't care about anyone. You would let children die if you could gain something from it.
fb7b4e No.34820
>only being able to make people happy through white lies and benevolent manipulation
maybe you should just be honest
truth hurts
f2469a No.34821
>>34820I usually do try to be honest but this guy was crazy.
4093cb No.34822
>>34819Yeah, trying to manipulate someone to use for your own good is such a nice thing to do, right? It's funny how you're trying to justify it. Just get over it and accept the fact you're a asshole.
And I care about my friends, but someone like you wouldn't know the meaning of friendship.
fb7b4e No.34823
>>34821i have schizophrenia
i know crazy
i dont like people lying to me for my own benefit
i am not a child who needs to be lied to
2875e7 No.34824
Dammit body! Why can't you just sleep for a full EIGHT hours? Just eight! Just once! Stop waking up all the time and sleep through shit!
4093cb No.34825
File: 1425382271367.png (1.23 MB, 1584x1721, 1584:1721, ae298b761c8a6bab23c492948a….png)
>>34824I know that feeling, I woke up after only 4 hours.
f2469a No.34826
>>34822It wasn't for my own good, it was to help him. He's a very disturbed and distressed individual. I wanted him to be better.
You only care about your friends? Wow that's pretty selfish of you.
>>34823There are different kinds of crazy.
4344dd No.34827
4093cb No.34828
File: 1425382384340.png (1.41 MB, 1500x1245, 100:83, 2aa93ab56d335d020dc25658df….png)
>>34826I only care about people I know. I admit that, because why should I care about them? I'm not a pretender.
f2469a No.34829
>>34828Because if you were a kind-hearted and compassionate person you would care for all. You only care about your possessions though.
fb7b4e No.34830
>pretending to care about people you dont knowhalf of you could die in firey car accidents tomorrow and i wouldn't care and some of you i'd even laugh
>>34829nice christian morality dude
4093cb No.34831
>>34829Did you ever treat a homeless person to dinner? Did you ever make a donation for children in Africa or stuff like that? I don't think so.
f2469a No.34832
>>34830Caring about everyone is Christian morality? What?
>>34831Yes.
Yes.
2875e7 No.34833
>>34825I even took melatonin! It says it's suppose to keep me asleep for eight hours too!
4093cb No.34834
File: 1425383339248.png (4.64 MB, 1780x2550, 178:255, a6dbc5429962d23a8b57462f31….png)
>>34832I don't believe you, but that's fine.
>>34833Take some more next time… But not too much!
f2469a No.34835
>>34834I have donated to different charities.
I haven't exactly gone out and got a homeless person a suit and took him to a fancy restaurant, but I have done stuff like buying two sandwiches as part of a deal and giving one of them to a homeless person, and stuff like that.
I know you hate me but that doesn't change that I have a heart.
4093cb No.34836
File: 1425383672035.jpg (417.28 KB, 1440x2071, 1440:2071, f39ab175144e33e3f7c03af8f9….jpg)
>>34835But I got a heart too, like everyone else!
677e7a No.34837
4093cb No.34838
>>34837How am I typing this then?
2875e7 No.34839
>>34834>So, how'd he die Doc? >Looks like overdose. >On what? Heroin? Cocaine? >Twenty full milligrams of melatonin… >… >… >Wow what a bitch.This is what would happen to me. ;_;
f2469a No.34840
>>34836Not as big as mine.
4093cb No.34841
>>34839That would be a sad way to go…
>>34840But that's natural, my body is smaller than yours.
f2469a No.34842
>>34841I mean the spiritual size of it!
4093cb No.34843
>>34842Just because someone does stuff like that doesn't makes him a better person.
fb7b4e No.34844
hitler donated to charities
and hitler was a good person
9097a1 No.34845
>>34843Actually it does… That's kinda what it means.
fb7b4e No.34846
>>34845>being able to tell a good person from a bad>morality being black and white 4093cb No.34847
>>34845You can still donate to make yourself look like a better person than you actually are.
f2469a No.34848
>>34843There are lots of reasons why i'm a better person, but being compassionate is one of them, yes.
>>34846*tips fedora*
Morality is not black and white but some things are. People starving is bad. People suffering from illness is bad.
fb7b4e No.34849
>>34848none of those things are bad
morality is grey not black and white
bec9b6 No.34850
>>34849Morality is 100% black and white.
All whites are innocent and go to heaven.
All niggers are demonspawn sent to corrupt and torture white folk, and at the end of their "life" here on earth they are sent back to hell where they belong.
f2469a No.34851
>>34849lmao
People starving and suffering from illness is bad. You're mentally ill so just accept that you're wrong.
>>34850lel
fb7b4e No.34852
>>34851>People starving and suffering from illness is bad. no they're not. one word, Darwinism
240f78 No.34853
Ok i guess i didnt phrase that correctly. If you do things like charity work and it's not to make you look better, then you're a "better person", at least in my eyes.
f2469a No.34854
>>34852So people are to blame for the situations they live in? In some cases yes, but not always. If a farmer has a bad harvest and there is a low supply of food, is that my fault? No, it is not.
Besides, you're mentally ill and on top of that you're acting like an edgy teenager, so maybe if you believe in Darwinism then you should kill yourself too.
bec9b6 No.34855
How does /sft/ feel about me and natsu being deeply in love and flirting openly in the thread just to make lonelyfags feel even more lonely?
05c130 No.34856
f2469a No.34857
>>34855Well you're both mentally ill so I don't care that much, there are plenty of other people I should be jealous of.
2875e7 No.34858
>>34841Thankfully I don't think twenty milligrams of melatonin would kill, seeing as it's a natural hormone. Though I hear even 10mg is too much.
>>34852Wow! You're almost funnier than Naz. Naz still has you beat though.
fb7b4e No.34859
>>34854you're the one acting like a douchebag m8 :^)
you keep saying mental illness are you sure you're not projecting buddy ol pal?
2875e7 No.34860
>>34855That would make me feel awfully lonely.
4093cb No.34861
>>34856That looks comfy.
>>34858Like I said, don't take too much!
bec9b6 No.34862
>>34860y-you'd better feel lonely!!
>>34859HEY. Pay attention to me…
slut! f2469a No.34863
>>34859You just recently admitted to having schizophrenia. You are mentally ill and being an edgy child doesn't help you either.
Maybe I just don't understand it very well but why don't some mentally ill people ever think "Okay, well I know i'm mentally ill so maybe what I am currently thinking is wrong"
05c130 No.34864
>>34861It all I have left.
4093cb No.34865
File: 1425385528594.jpg (698.66 KB, 1085x1700, 217:340, 59601b2dc4a0d7ede0ab7ccc6b….jpg)
>>34863You don't understand it because you're mentally ill too.
fb7b4e No.34866
>>34863i think you might be autistic which makes you mentally ill
>>34862sorry >w<
fcb313 No.34867
Just finished season 3 of House of Cards. Damn, it sucked. I get that it was trying to go a different direction to the prior seasons, but I felt that it just failed at what it was trying to achieve. Still had some good moments, though. Ending felt forced as fug.
I had to avoid chans to avoid spoilers. Did I miss anything good?
bec9b6 No.34868
>>34863>why don't some mentally ill people ever think "Okay, well I know i'm mentally ill so maybe what I am currently thinking is wrong"Because mentally ill people are never wrong in the long run.
That homeless guy on the street saying THE END IS COMING? He's right.
>>34866hey quit memeing me on skype
4093cb No.34869
>>34864But that all you need, a comfy blanket!
>>34867Just some stupid drama, nothing special. And I have to watch that one too.
f2469a No.34870
>>34865I'm not mentally ill. Maybe I don't understand because i'm not an expert in mental illness, which is a very complicated subject.
>>34866Me? Autistic?
That's funny coming from the mentally ill teenager that thinks hunger and illness isn't bad.
>>34868That's the most stupid thing i've ever heard. So because sometimes they are right, that means they are always right? No, it doesn't. Kill yourself naz.
bec9b6 No.34871
>>34870>death threatsWOW.
Spider, ban him. Right fucking now.
f2469a No.34872
>>34871That's not a death threat naz. Can't you read?
4093cb No.34873
File: 1425385725091.jpg (234.71 KB, 971x1200, 971:1200, a8fbd9bd280a847c4734ccbf84….jpg)
>>34870Everyone that reads your posts, even on 4chan calls you mentally ill. There's some truth to it, don't you think so? Abusing other people is usually a thing only people with a broken head do.
05c130 No.34874
>>34869Someone can just come under it though if I'm hiding!
f2469a No.34875
>>34873That's not true and… I don't abuse other people. Why do you keep saying that?
fb7b4e No.34876
>>348701. I'm not a teenager
2. Morality is grey, nothing is bad nothing is good. All bad has good and all good has bad it merely depends on how one perceives those things and the principles they stand by.
Try not being so close minded and judgmental, maybe you'd learn something about life.
4093cb No.34877
>>34874Is that a bad thing?
>>34875But it is true. You should face reality one day.
bec9b6 No.34878
>>34872>Can't you read?NO!?
STOP TRIGGERING ME
05c130 No.34879
>>34877Yes!!
I get embarrassed so easily! It my only place to hide now!
2875e7 No.34880
>>34864Can I have it?
>>34867Well I'd say that you wouldn't have to avoid this place in fear of spoilers, but I did see it mentioned the other day I think.
4093cb No.34881
>>34879Hide under the bed!
f2469a No.34882
>>34876Well you sure seem to act like a teenager.
Hunger and illness is suffering. Suffering is inherently bad.
>Try not being so close minded and judgmental, maybe you'd learn something about life.Oh my god this is hilarious. You're telling me this? I'm not close-minded at all and I understand that things aren't always black&white, but that doesn't mean you have to be an edgy shit.
>>34877It's not true. So people seeing me in a very specific context in which they don't have the full details, are calling me mentally ill? Wow big deal.
I'm not abusive.
>>34878Maybe learn to read so you can read the instructions on shooting yourself lmao
05c130 No.34883
>>34880I'll trade you for it, if you give me some pillows!
>>34881That actually not a bad idea, now my kohai won't find me!
4093cb No.34884
>>34883But what if he finds you?
bec9b6 No.34885
>>34882stop insulting my girlfriend she's smart and sexy unlike YOUUUUUU
f2469a No.34886
>>34885>mentally ill guy>smart and sexy fb7b4e No.34888
>>34882How can you be so nonintellectual to actually argue that the philosophy of relativism is actually just 'edgy shit'.
Starving and and illness are not inherently bad. You are star dust in an infinite cosmos on a planet where some random shit happened and now you're there.
Nothing can be considered good or bad, that would imply that there is something greater than us. Or are you arguing that human instinct is our moral compass? Human instinct tells us to care about ourselves first and others later.
One person starving means one person not starving, illness means a stronger gene pool.
I understand you seem to be what one would call a 'humanist' but you cannot say that anything is good or bad. What's good and bad is what you make of it, nothing else. But that doesn't mean your own personal compass, or the compass of which you follow is inherently better or worse than anyone else's. Morality is relative, go get ready for school you fucking philistine.
2875e7 No.34889
>>34883But… These pillows are the only thing I have left. ;_;
>>34876You sure sound like a teenager though.:^) bec9b6 No.34891
>>34888I hope you're having fun with this because I'm not.
f2469a No.34892
>>34888That's too much edge, do I have to reply to it all?
You're mentally ill. You aren't capable of legitimate discussion of philosophy and ethics. Go back to your brony forum and continue your tipping there pls
f2469a No.34893
>>34888also
>Morality is relative, go get ready for school you fucking philistine.>philistine fb7b4e No.34894
>>34892"I'm not smart enough to understand what you're talking about, you're lesser than me"
Good argument dude :D
4344dd No.34895
>>34891and when I use this argument you call me autistic.
05c130 No.34896
>>34889;__;
>>34890I'm not a very clever senpai
f2469a No.34897
>>34894I am smart enough, i'm just very busy right now and trying to talk to mentally ill people like yourself is quite challenging.
fb7b4e No.34898
>>34897Oh I'm sure, you seem like the intellectual type.
4093cb No.34899
>>34896Pff, many people are not clever, don't worry! It happens.
bec9b6 No.34900
>>34892>>34893Do you honestly and genuinely believe you're smart or anything you say is actually valid?
Do you really believe this is the right public forum to have a serious debate or conversation?
No. Read what you're posting. Look at what you're doing. Look at the images you're posting.
Is this really what you want to do with your day? Are you making a good example? Would your parents be proud? Are YOU proud?
I'm all for insulting people, I love it. But telling people to kill themselves is over the line.
And furthermore, this argument is incredibly tiring. It's not going anywhere. Nobody's going to change their mind and nobody's going to KILL THEMSELVES for your pleasure either, so fuck off.
Seriously, just get the fuck out of here dude.
Nobody even likes you. I don't like you. Natsuka doesn't like you. Spider doesn't like you. I bet over half the posters here don't give two shits about you and are just glazing over your childish argument, the only reason they'd even take interest is to take cheap shots at me or natsu because they're fucking manchildren like that.
Do yourself and everyone a favor and just leave. If the thread has to be dead for that, fine, but at least we won't have to deal with your ignorant bullshit any more.
f2469a No.34901
>>34898Actually, I am. What makes you think otherwise? The pursuit of knowledge is a big part of my life. So is being a good person and not an edgy fuck.
>>34900Says the person sperging out because his mentally ill friend got btfo
lmao
2875e7 No.34902
>>34896Half a blanket for half a pillow?
f2469a No.34903
>>34900But yes, kill yourself naz
bec9b6 No.34904
>>34901Leave. Now.
I'm not entertaining you any more. Just go.
05c130 No.34905
>>34899I'm so embarrassed!
>>34902You got yourself a deal, mister.
f2469a No.34906
>>34904No, you go. Literally mentally ill as fuck. Literally kill yourself
fb7b4e No.34907
>>34901If the pursuit of knowledge is a big part of your life then you would think someone would understand that morality is relative.
2875e7 No.34908
>>34900Holy mackerel! How fast did you type that up?!
bec9b6 No.34909
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>>34908I type quickly and decisively when I have a point to be made.
4093cb No.34910
>>34905But feeling embarrassed feels great!
2875e7 No.34911
>>34905Great! I'll just give you a whole pillow instead though. Somehow half a pillow seems kinda weird.
>>34909Speed demon!
>>34910Embarrassing you feels great.
f2469a No.34912
>>34907I understand that morality is relative, but you don't need to be edgy. Yes you can say "the universe is massive and we are just a speck of dust so nothing matters" but one could also say that every life and piece of the universe matters.
You wouldn't (well, plebs might) read a book but tear out some of the pages because you don't think they are important. Every page is important.
One person starving does not necessarily mean another person is not starving.
Illness means a stronger gene pool? Are you serious? Holy shit are you a robot? Saying things like that just shows how narrow-minded YOU are.
4093cb No.34913
>>34911But I'm never embarrassed!
05c130 No.34914
>>34910I-It does? It make me just wanna hide!
>>34911Oh really? Thank you, you can have my whole blank as my thanks!
bec9b6 No.34915
>>34912You are genuinely getting on my nerves.
Why do you have to pepper every argument with insults?
f2469a No.34916
>>34915Because you havent killed yourself yet
4093cb No.34917
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bec9b6 No.34918
>>34916Can somebody, ANYBODY please step in here?
Don't tell me you all genuinely hate me so much you actually want me to die..?
I thought we were cool, /sft/…
2875e7 No.34919
>>34913Oh…then I have no idea what I've been doing.
>>34914No no! That won't be necessary! I have two pillows! I just wasn't thinking when I said that. Take a whole pillow!
fb7b4e No.34920
>>34912All you're doing is arguing for the superiority of your brand of morality
I have my own set of morals, but I'm willing to admit that morality is a relative pursuit, we make what we do.
I think all human life matters, but I can also respect the belief that one might have that might disagree.
I am not arguing and saying human life does not matter, for I believe it does. I am arguing that it is a very narrowminded way to live life when you are not able to respect that everyone has different moral codes and nothing is really wrong or right, just what you make of it.
I think all human life matters, and I support most aspects of typical 'western christian morality'. I don't think people should starve or go hungry or not have a place to live, all that stuff. I think we can overcome natural selection as a species and I don't believe that our collective energy as humans should be to surpass the ideals of darwnism as a species.
You're the only one being narrowminded here.
bec9b6 No.34921
Please.
Anybody.
Help…
4093cb No.34922
>>34919Just like your whole life then?
2875e7 No.34923
>>34918I'd be sad if you died because then I couldn't make fun of you. ;_;
bec9b6 No.34924
>>34923Whatever.
I don't advocate hugbox behavior but I thought I was more well-liked than this.
I guess that was just my stupid fucking ego again. Why do I have such an ego problem when everyone hates me?
05c130 No.34925
>>34917Y-Your arms!?
>>34919No! That not fair to you! Please take my blanket, I don't mind! Really!
d19584 No.34926
>>34900kill yourself tho, for real
4093cb No.34927
>>34925Yes, my strong, manly arms!
677e7a No.34928
bec9b6 No.34929
File: 1425388020906.jpg (371.77 KB, 654x800, 327:400, 8fe6cb01dd310a848eb194a136….jpg)
>>34926Baxel, you're like the boy that's stuck playing house with the girls on the playground and has to over-assert his dominance to make up for it.
Are you having fun?
2875e7 No.34930
>>34922Yeah! Just like my…oh…
>>34924I can't speak forever dude. Can't say I like you nor hate you though.
>>34925But then I have a blanket and a pillow! And then you only have a pillow! I'm trying to make this even. ;_;
d19584 No.34931
>>34929I don't mind playin house with girls and a loser like you should realize that you're worse than me in every aspect of life.
And yes I'm havin fun, why else would I be here
4093cb No.34933
>>34930You ran right into that one!
2875e7 No.34934
>>34933At least I have a handle on my life! I just don't know what I'm doing with it!
4093cb No.34935
>>34934Hang on it! What else are you gonna do with one?
05c130 No.34936
>>34927S-Strong manly arms?
>>34930I-I'll do just fine! I mean…really!
2875e7 No.34937
>>34935I guess reattach it to where I took the handle from.
bec9b6 No.34938
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Look at me now, I'm losing control
I don’t know what to call myself
I know that I'm sick of playing a role
All along, I've been kidding myself,
Seeking out a set reality.
They say sanity is dictated by what the larger percentage of society sees.
What does that mean? Clearly nothing.
Psychology is not an exact science, in fact,
There is no exact science, thoughit may seem.
That means I’m okay and everything’s ok.
Wrong again, I’ve been kidding myself.
Life is falling apart at the seams.
Somehow I’m doomed to go over the same ground in these
Compulsive circular thought patterns over and over time
And again over and over time and again.
I think I've got it all worked out and
Then I forget every conclusion drawn every epiphany, gone.
I felt safe, then the walls came crashing in one day.
Without warning, everything that I thought was stable deep in me starts to wash away.
Can you feel it? It’s the motion of the tide.
Watch yourself now, there's an ocean deep inside.
You could drown in it.
Look at me now, I'm losing control,
Might even be learning to enjoy the sting of the irony.
Changing my shape, I slide through the door way.
Watch yourself now.
There is no ocean deeper than this.
Watch yourself.
It’s an endless journey through the abyss all along
I’ve been kidding myself, working equations.
It’s a long walk in and there's no clear way home.
Everything I was in constant change.
I'm not the same.
4093cb No.34939
>>34936Yes, I can easily lift… 200 pounds!
>>34937Don't broke it.
240f78 No.34940
Note: Don't come here during the day.
Holy shit it's so much better here during the night it's crazy.
2875e7 No.34941
>>34936No you won't! I'm only taking half a blanket, and that's final!
>>34939>don't broke itI think you mean break!
Also
>you>lifting 200 poundsComedian!
4093cb No.34942
>>34941I could easily lift you. And I'm sleepy, so I'm allowed to make mistakes.
05c130 No.34943
>>34939200 Pounds? W-wow! Sugoi!
>>34941F-Fine, I'll take it if it make you feel better.
4093cb No.34944
>>34943Even more than that!
2875e7 No.34945
>>34942What if I'm more than 200 pounds?
>>34943Great! Then we both have a pillow and half a blanket!
f161d9 No.34946
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>>34945>What if I'm more than 200 pounds?then you should lose weight :^)
d19584 No.34947
>>34945>What if I'm more than 200 pounds?Fatty!
2875e7 No.34949
>>34946>>34947>>34948But it's a healthy 200+ pounds! ;_; F-fuck you guys!
I don't actually weight 200 pounds though. 05c130 No.34950
>>34944Kohai so incredible!
>>34945Yes~ We do!
4093cb No.34951
>>34950So I could easily carry you around!
f2469a No.34952
>tfw baxel will never cuck me
2875e7 No.34954
>>34950Or could also just share the blanket and pillows! Well technically this is sharing too I think.
4093cb No.34955
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>>34953I will throw you onto the bed! >:3
05c130 No.34956
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>>34954Um, s-sure! I suppose we can s-share! But I'm pretty shy…
>>34955Eeeeehhh??
d19584 No.34957
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4093cb No.34958
>>34956No eeeh, cuddling time!
2875e7 No.34959
>>34956Oh yeah me too! I guess we're going to have some problems here…
bec9b6 No.34960
>tfw GabeN reads all your ERP chat logs
f161d9 No.34961
>>34960A good feel,isnt it?
05c130 No.34962
>>34958C-Cuddling??
>>34959Well, It might b-be easier if we got to know each other better, then maybe we can share!
4093cb No.34963
>>34962Not just cuddling.
05c130 No.34964
>>34963W-What else do you have in mind?..
bec9b6 No.34965
>tfw spider jerks off to these threads every day
2875e7 No.34966
>>34962You have a point, but why do things the easy way?
bec9b6 No.34967
>tfw masturbation is the key to hell and your fetishes are the gateway
05c130 No.34969
>>34966Why not?
>>34968Ohhhhh! what kind of movie?
677e7a No.34970
Kill you'reself anime nerds
4093cb No.34971
>>34969Any movie is fine with me.
2875e7 No.34972
>>34969Because I like to be difficult! So I have to do things the hard and difficult way!
05c130 No.34973
>>34971It has to be a cute movie!
>>34972Geez! Why can't send me your steam profile like a good little boy, I need to sleep~
4093cb No.34974
>>34973A movie that's cuter than you?
Not possible 2875e7 No.34975
>>34973But it's like half past eight! You should sleep! And why don't you give me yours then?
I'm not a little boy! bec9b6 No.34976
why is it that I'm almost exclusively attracted to crazy people and unstable relationships?
604f43 No.34977
>>34976Because you're a crazy fuck yourself!
d19584 No.34978
>>34976sane is boring and lame
f2469a No.34979
72c30c No.34981
morning ssft
how's everything going?
4093cb No.34982
>>34981I'm doing my workout after like 1 week of not doing it and I'm just taking a little water break because I'm dying.
72c30c No.34983
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>>34982what do you wear while doing it and how sweaty are you?
72c30c No.34985
>>34984these are important questions
4093cb No.34986
>>34985And they will remain unanswered.
7a0a1c No.34987
>have to go to class in little more than an hour
>it's just a test and make an Andriod program on an SDK that is really shit but I'm too lazy to get the one that actually works
>can't lay in bed under blankets for at least a few hours
Kill me.
72c30c No.34988
>>34986I'll have to find out my self then!
4093cb No.34989
>>34987Just get it over with and relax when you're back home.
>>34988 N o 7a0a1c No.34990
>>34989I'm going too, but I don't want to do it.
4093cb No.34991
>>34990Sometimes you have to do things in your life you don't want to do!
72c30c No.34992
>>34989there is no no about it
fcb313 No.34993
>>34982What's your routine?
7a0a1c No.34994
>>34991Not if I can help it.
80a603 No.34995
>Trying to watch MGS 2 story stream
>Streamer falls asleep after a cutscene
4093cb No.34996
>>34992NO>>34994Just do it! I command it.
>>34993Mostly cardio exercises for 40 minutes, little break, 25 minutes for my thighs, butt and legs and after that 10x10 different kind of squats. And in the evening I use my elliptical trainer for around 60-90 minutes.
>>34995That's what I do too when I play MGS.
bec9b6 No.34997
Somebody buy me a stattrak Aug
80a603 No.34998
>>34997Stop using the same stupid CSGO image, what's so special about it
d19584 No.34999
>>34995that happened to me during the final cutscene when I played MGS2 for the first time and in 1 sitting
7a0a1c No.35000
>>34996Why should I do what you want?
bec9b6 No.35001
>>34998I don't have any others on my computer
d19584 No.35002
>>34999I mean that I completed it in 1 sitting
240f78 No.35005
>>34999>>35002
>finished MGS2 in one sittingHow? Were you up all day playing it? Those cutscenes make the length huge.
4093cb No.35006
>>35000Because… I know what's the best for everyone!
72c30c No.35007
>>34996doesn't no mean yes for you
80a603 No.35008
>>35005Approx 6 hours, it's nothing really.
MGS 2 has a very fucking good story.
I consider it the best MGS game by far
bec9b6 No.35010
>tfw spider legit thinks I'm attracted to him
d19584 No.35011
>>35003I know ;w;
>>35005It took me like 11 hours if I remember correctly. Went to bed at like 4 am.
it was the middle of the week and I had to wake up at 7. So worth it 80a603 No.35013
>>35011
>11 hoursMust've fucked around a bit then, the game isn't that long.
But then again
>First time 4093cb No.35014
>>35012I'm a expert on that topic and it's true.
240f78 No.35015
>>35008Oh OH. Yeah. I thought the game was longer. Dunno why. Maybe I'm thinking of 100%ing it.
I agree on the game being the best mgs too.
>>35011Must have been fun. I never finished a game in one sitting. At least not yet.
72c30c No.35016
>>35014you've got first hand experience~
4093cb No.35017
The Twin Snakes is the best Metal Gear Solid.
6d4bfc No.35018
80a603 No.35019
>>35017I own Twin Snakes.
The gameplay is okay, cutscenes are butchered.
I like to just play it and not see it as an MGS game.
d19584 No.35020
>>35013I explored and such. I looked up online and people kept saying that the game takes around 15 to 25 hours to complete on the first try.
>>35015I can't remember completing any other game like that other than Dark Souls 2 and WH40K DoW2
4093cb No.35022
>>35018Get out before it's too late>>35019>>35021Butchered cutscenes? They make the whole game even better.
72c30c No.35023
>>35018>>35017if you're a shit
80a603 No.35024
>>35022I bet you consider RIsing canon too
72c30c No.35025
>>35024it is canon though
80a603 No.35026
72c30c No.35029
>>35026I'll kick your ass in mon hun
d19584 No.35030
80a603 No.35031
>>35028Eat shit AND DIEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>35030YOU TOO
240f78 No.35032
Is rising officially canon? Did Kojima say it is? That's what's important, if he didn't say anything it's in some sorta limbo of not canon and canon.
I'm really not sure if he did or not, does anyone know this?
4093cb No.35033
>>35031Just look at the stuff that happens in MGS4. That's even more absurd.
80a603 No.35034
>>35033
>MGS 4Stopped reading there
240f78 No.35035
>>35033
>comparing a remake of MGS1 to MGS4Don't do that.
bec9b6 No.35036
dokkan dokkan dokkan
4093cb No.35037
>>35034There was also so much stupid stuff in the first one like Psycho Mantis reading minds and stuff, but people flip out because Snake jumps over some rockets in slow-mo. I don't get it.
80a603 No.35038
>>35037Because mind reading exists?
72c30c No.35039
>>35033liquid is in my arm controling me, HA JK IT WAS ME OCELOT ALL ALONG I was only pretending to be liquid so you'd do what you were going to do anyways
4093cb No.35040
>>35038You can also jump over rockets?
>>35039Exactly.
80a603 No.35041
>>35040He didn't jump over a rocket.
He jumped ON the rocket.
>>35039>>35040That was a real fucking neat plot twist though, shut up
72c30c No.35042
>>35041I'm not saying it wasn't, just that it's out there abit
4093cb No.35043
>>35041Wow, then he jumped ON the rocket, it's the same. Metal Gear was always full of silly stuff. So I really don't know why people hate the cutscenes in TTS.
80a603 No.35044
>>35043
>Over the top cutscenes>Gray Fox sounding like an idiot 240f78 No.35045
>>35043You have to compare the cutscenes to the original. The original was almost nothing alike cutscene wise.
4093cb No.35046
>>35045It was a remake though, so they can change it up all they want. If you love the old cutscenes so much you can always just play that version.
ebb753 No.35047
What's wrong with Twin snakes? I played the original on PS1, but I saw some sense from Twin Snakes. They didn't look bad. I just didn't like how some of the new lines sounded. Is this just people being mad about remakes?
>>34987I feel yah bruh. I just wanna cry.
72c30c No.35048
>>35045you can't compare them
twin snakes was otacons perspective of what happened in shadow mosses
80a603 No.35049
>>35047The new lines are stupid.
Some VA's changed
Over the top cutscenes
>First person mode FPS didn't fit in the map of MGS 1
4093cb No.35050
>>35049What? It fits. And you don't even have to use it if you don't want to.
e6e19a No.35051
>>35049Fps made the Ocelot fight too easy
80a603 No.35052
>>35050Not really, all those open rooms and multi floored areas.
You could just M9 all the guards in the upper part of the tang hanger from the ground floor.
240f78 No.35053
>>35050The maps for MGS1 weren't designed with it in mind, unlike 2 and onward, so it made the game a whole lot easier. They didn't change the maps either, or at least not much.
ebb753 No.35054
>>35049VA changes should be expected.
MG in its nature is over the top.
Don't use the fps mode?
4093cb No.35055
>>35052I will show you something that fits inside you.
And it was still optional, why are people crying over it? Hurr, they're giving us more choices how to play the game, better blame the game for giving extra content!
80a603 No.35056
>>35054>>35054MG up to 2 was never over the top.
Well sure, but Fox sounded like an idiot in that version
240f78 No.35057
>>35055It breaks the game, and they could have easily either not added it at all, or just make the levels harder to snipe everyone in.
bf06f9 No.35058
I-it's fake guys, right? that's so far away!
4093cb No.35059
>>35058There's so much stuff coming out this year, so I'm fine with it.
c928dc No.35060
>out all day with friends in a shopping mall
9e6846 No.35061
9e6846 No.35062
>>35061What, it was taken down already?
240f78 No.35063
>>35058Unfortunately it is. Dunno why the fuck it's so late though.
>>35059What games besides bloodborne and MGSV are even coming out this year?
bf06f9 No.35064
>>35063Well, there's TW3 and GTA V and i'm sure there's a few others i'm missing out on, but for me personally TPP is what I want the most out of them all
4093cb No.35065
>>35063Splatoon, Yoshi's Woolly World, Star Fox, The Legend of Zelda, and the game of the generation, Xenoblade Chronicles X.
240f78 No.35066
>>35065Is there any info at all on the new star fox?
bf06f9 No.35067
>>35063There's also all of
>>35065>tfw forgot about getting games for your wii u ebb753 No.35068
>>35056>SS defeats BB in the first game with a lighter and some air can site while he's in a MG>cyborg ninjas>liquid survives a helicopter crash, missles, and a fall that should kill anyone>snake carries some virus that only affects certain people>MG not being over the topDo you know what that phrase means?
4093cb No.35069
>>35066Nope, they're probably gonna show some stuff in the next direct or at E3 though.
>E3 is already in 105 days 240f78 No.35070
>>35069Lame. I'm kinda interested in the others you mentioned but I really want info on star fox.
I know it won't ever happen but I want a new f zero too 104 days isn't exactly close.
80a603 No.35072
>>35068
> Can of Deodorant and a ligherSeems normal
>Cyborg ninjaIt was just an exo skeleton, so a suit. Not a full cyborg
>Survives a heli crashEjected out of it?
The fall is pretty bad yeah but some people can survive long falls.
>VirusYeah foxdie is crazy I guess
>>35069Fallout 4 hype!
240f78 No.35073
>>35072Why are you hyped for fallout 4?
I'm a huge fallout fan and I have my doubts considering what 3 was like.
ebb753 No.35074
>>35072Normal? Taking down a mobile nuclear arsenal tank with a lighter and compressed air is normal to you?
I'm just stopping there. I'm not taking your serious.
I enjoy the MG series, but I know it's pretty over the top.
80a603 No.35075
>>350733 and NV were nothing compared to 2 sure, but I didn't think they were bad games.
80a603 No.35076
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>>35074Uhhh, he didn't take MG down with the lighter.
He fought against Grey Fox who was piloting the MG, then it got destroyed.
All Snake's equipment went on fire and they had a fist fight in the minefield.
Then during his escape BB confronted him and snake
killed him with the deodorant and lighter.
240f78 No.35077
>>35075Me either, I'm just not gonna put all my hopes on 4, especially because it's just bethesda this time, not obsidion, and they did do a good job making fallout 3d, i just don't think they did a good job keeping it an RPG.
9e6846 No.35078
>>35075I think NV can be compared to 1 and 2, but 3 is only above BoS and nothing else.
4093cb No.35079
>Fallout fans killed the thread
It's dead… Just like the franchise.
240f78 No.35080
>>35079
>20 mins = deadThis place has gone over 2 hours without posts before.
72c30c No.35082
>>35081THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A JOKE
240f78 No.35083
>>35081…oh. Well now I feel stupid.
c928dc No.35084
Why is this place so dead?
07943f No.35085
>>35076Hm, I remembered that part wrong for some reason, so that's my fault. Even then, defeating someone like that is pretty crazy. And I can point out a lot of things in the MG that just make it all over the top. But that's what makes MG, MG.
>>35079Just like my heart.
80a603 No.35086
>>35085Let me revive your heart, fill it with love and make you happy again!
07943f No.35087
>>35086But what if my heart only gave me fear, pain, and sorrow? I just want to live without it for once!
80a603 No.35088
>>35087Then trust it to me, I'll take good care of it!
424e45 No.35089
>the evil within on sale
How many times has it been on sale this year so far? I swear it has to be at least 5.
07943f No.35090
>>35088It's already gone forever…
>>35089It must be that good! Right…right?
bec9b6 No.35091
>>35089>>35090I have it on my PS3 hard drive and it's not bad. It has the gameplay of RE4 and the plot of F.E.A.R., but the graphics of a PS2 game.
80a603 No.35092
07943f No.35094
>>35091>graphics of a PS2 gameSo basically just RE4 and FEAR put together? I can see why people have been enjoying it.
>>35092If you find it, you can keep it.
bec9b6 No.35095
>>35094It's RE4 with the psychadelic freakouts and nonlinear story of F.E.A.R
72c30c No.35096
>>35095if you're talking about FEAR3 story then I understand it but FEARs story was pretty good
07943f No.35097
>>35095This almost makes me want to play it, but I'm not going to.
72c30c No.35099
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>>35097it's terrible don't
c928dc No.35100
80a603 No.35102
c928dc No.35103
>>35101If this is gay how is touching your own penis not?
>>35102what… Its natuarl
80a603 No.35104
d19584 No.35105
>>35104>has no argument so he resorts to picking out typosenjoy no orgasms, fag
fcb313 No.35106
>>35103Because touching my penis feels good. Something being inserted into my butt does not feel good.
It's gay cos it feels gay.
c928dc No.35107
>>35106The post is literally about how it feels better having something up your butt then touching your penis.
>>35105Baxel have you tried a prostate orgasm?
:3 80a603 No.35108
>>35105I don't even know what he's trying to say.
You got damn Scandinavians and your accents!
fcb313 No.35109
I know it's not actually homosexual, but it does feel that way, and I'll never be able to shake that, nor do I want to.
I'm going to bed.
80a603 No.35110
>>35107
>Literally using the word literallyIt all comes down to preferences anyway.
d19584 No.35111
>>35107Never had anything in my butt,
but i've given 1 person a prostate orgasm>>35108>being that much of a retard that you can't read 80a603 No.35112
c928dc No.35113
>>35110I agree! Then stop calling it gay.
>>35111Huh, fair enough, I try to give myself one eeveryday
80a603 No.35114
>>35113How can I stop calling you gay if you made another gay post!
c928dc No.35115
>>35114How is the post gay?
80a603 No.35116
>>35115
>Wanting to orgasm by fingering your buttPretty gay!
c928dc No.35117
>>35116How is it more gaying touching my dick?
d19584 No.35118
>>35113The idea of things up my butt doesn't fancy me tbh
80a603 No.35119
>Genderfluid girl finally accepts invite
>Already moved out from original location
>Is not even that far into the game
c928dc No.35120
>>35118Yet putting things up other butts is alright? I don't understand the difference
d19584 No.35121
>>35120I personally don't enjoy having things up my butt! what's there not to get
c928dc No.35123
>>35121Have you tried putting something up your butt?
d19584 No.35124
>>35123too busy playing video games to answer that
f2469a No.35125
>qt girl is mad at me (im serious guys, shes so fucking cute like goddamn im surprised she's even talking to me let along sending nudes)
>missed the job interview
>no humble bundle
>cooked bacon topless and oil hit my nipple
FUCK
U
C
K
80a603 No.35126
>>35125Why are you such a failure Nonon!
f2469a No.35127
>>35126Seriously don't be a bully i'm like… white hot rage now tbh.Feel like breaking a back
72c30c No.35128
>>35127you're free to vent at me
80a603 No.35129
>>35127Oh, I'm sorry.
Hope you're okay!
d19584 No.35130
>>35125why she mad? what did you do?!
f2469a No.35131
>>35128You wouldn't be able to understand.
On sunday I felt like king of the world. I'm talking to an attractive girl and we're having fun together. We're even flirting and theres nudes and stuff (i showed her my dick lel). I felt good and confident, because I realized like… maybe I will be able to get an above average gf.
I was going to channel my confidence and joy into my interview, and I thought i'd getit.
But then everything fucking goes wrong. I might just have an anger fap at her pic but I dunno really tbh fuck
f2469a No.35132
>>35130niggas like me always pump and dump :^)
d19584 No.35133
>>35132what did you really do
72c30c No.35134
>>35131dude you're talking with me, I understand full well what's it like to have everything finally going your way for once and then have it all taken from you.
but here's the thing you're you so you're going to pick your self up from this and move on because the tomorrow is going to be a better day
f2469a No.35135
>>35133Im honestly not sure where to start, it's complicated.
I think it's 1/3 me being awkward, 1/3 >women, and 1/3 the language barrier between us
>>35134>tomorrow is going to be a better dayNot true. As i've said time and time again, my life is but constant despair and I simply try to endure it. My soul is damaged goods. The devil fucked too hard and tore it apart
72c30c No.35136
>>35135well if you wake up tomorrow morning with a fresh outlook and a smile, it'll be a better day
f2469a No.35137
>>35136No it wont. Petty mind tricks like that don't work on me.
f2469a No.35139
>>35138But they dont work, that's the point
72c30c No.35140
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>>35139have you ever tried?
bec9b6 No.35141
Guys, stop breaking Atmosphere. I never get any special time with him any more.
f2469a No.35142
>>35140Yes, of course. Dont treat me like another one of your dumb sluts
d19584 No.35143
>playing red orchestra
>first time playing team leader
>team praises me for the good job i am doing
God I love this game
72c30c No.35144
>>35142considering I don't have any dumb sluts I can't treat you like just another one
f2469a No.35145
>>35144Shhh, the rules still apply
72c30c No.35146
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f2469a No.35147
>>35146As in, dont treat me like a dumb slut. My soul is damaged but it's not weak. Silly entry-level wizard tricks will not work
bec9b6 No.35148
>>23802Somebody tell me I'm cute.
f2469a No.35150
>>35148You're an asshole and you need to be punched in the head a lot but you're kinda cute, I guess.
Nothing compared to my qt though. Compared to her, you're not even a 5/10
d19584 No.35152
>>35148>not showing face propelystep the fuck up!
>>35150that looks nothing like a 5/10 tho
bec9b6 No.35153
if I use an image editor to make a webcam picture black and white does it make me look cuter?
>>35152I only show my face to people I trust!
72c30c No.35154
>>35147so I should never try and cheer you up or be nice to you?
got it!
f2469a No.35155
>>35152Well what do you think naz is then?
I really want to post her but then I dont want you doxing her and stealing her :_;
>>35154No, I said dont try petty tricks on me
d19584 No.35156
>>35153>not showing face>posting thumbnails>being a pussy ass bitch>>35155naz should kill himself or get his shit together
bec9b6 No.35157
>>35156you really want me to kill myself..?
72c30c No.35158
>>35155what you consider a petty trick is and what I consider trying to help and you have no idea how to put your self in the other persons perspective so yes I shouldn't ever try with you
80a603 No.35160
>Naz always bitching about people not being man enough for the attitude
>Tell him to fuckoff
>Sorry
>Deletes me
AYY
LMAO
M
A
O
bec9b6 No.35161
>>35158spider, can you pls make it a bannable offense to tell people to kill themselves every time they post
>>35160you were supposed to add me back immediately, apologize, and suck my dick
f2469a No.35162
>>35158What? It's a petty trick that doesn't work on me, i'm sorry to disappoint you.
I can put myself into the other person's perspective but how is that relevant?
>>35161suck my dick
80a603 No.35163
>>35161How about YOU readd me, RIGHT NOW
72c30c No.35164
>>35162do you think I'm merely trying to chat you up to get into your pants?
f2469a No.35165
d19584 No.35166
>>35161>go on autistic rants about how people are wrong and how they should quit life>be a piece of shit general>get treated like a piece of shit>whine about being bullied:(
72c30c No.35167
>>35165what did you mean then?
bec9b6 No.35168
>>35163I forgot your thing and didn't keep the chat window open
did you forget my steam id too?
80a603 No.35169
>>35168Check comments then
bec9b6 No.35170
>>35166there's bullying and then there's literally telling me to kill myself every single time you quote my posts
I only even say things like "I hope you get hit by a bus," I don't encourage people to suicide because most people here are so broken they probably would
f2469a No.35171
fb7b4e No.35173
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i hate being sick
bec9b6 No.35174
>>35173You realize I'm going to have to bully you pretty hard now, right?
72c30c No.35176
>>35175not as much as I'll feel you
4093cb No.35177
>>35173Being lovesick is worse.
80a603 No.35178
>>35177Pffft, you never loved someone.
Closest I saw you with was tali and that ended as soon as it started.
80a603 No.35180
>>35179That I've never seen you attached to anyone, besides tali
4093cb No.35181
>>35180First thing: I never was attached to him. That would be you after all since you're still kinda obsessed with him.
Second thing: So you know about my 12 years of school?
80a603 No.35182
>>35181Didn't you two had a fling or something a while back?
>ObsessedAm not! I haven't texted him in months!
f2469a No.35183
>>35181>implying you can truly love anyone at schoollmao cancer
4093cb No.35184
>>35182No? Just because you have a fling with a new guy every 2 weeks doesn't means I do the same.
>>35183Sorry that you got bullied in school.
80a603 No.35185
>>35184The last fling I had was Gropy and that was when like last year?
4093cb No.35186
>>35185But you cried 2 weeks ago that your bf deleted you.
80a603 No.35187
>>35186Uhh noooooooooooo?
It was a mutual
breakup!
f2469a No.35188
>>35184This isn't about bullying, you just cant experience love at that age.
Seriously, stop being such a fucking asshole all the time or just kill yourself and stop bothering me, okay?
4093cb No.35189
>>35187Can't be that mutual if you already pretend you never had anything with him.
>>35188Why don't you finally stop responding to me then?
f2469a No.35190
>>35189Why dont you stop being such a fucking cold hearted bully?
4093cb No.35192
>>35190That title probably belongs to you though.
f2469a No.35193
>>35192Why are you being so mean? It's like you're trying to get me to hate you. I want things to at least be neutral between us but you're just being hurtful.
I can't believe all of this came just from me telling you to not be so arrogant
4093cb No.35194
>>35193Playing the victim again? I'm not the one telling you always to fuck off and all that stuff. I'm not the one who suddenly calls you mentally-ill out of nowhere and won't shut up about it.
a2a598 No.35195
>>35191>>35191 <~~new thread
>>35191New stuff.
f2469a No.35198
>>35194But I don't always do that, and when did I call you mentally ill? I called that other guy mentally ill but he even admitted to it so I wasnt lying
Stop bullying please, it's hard enough being without you, let alone having you attack me
4093cb No.35202
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>>35198Oh, you already forgot about yesterday where you suddenly started attacking me on 4chan?
f2469a No.35204
>>35202Maybe because you were being really mean and hurtful. Do you ever consider that other people have feelings?
f2469a No.35206
>>35205Bullying, literally
What's your problem? You just want to cause as much shit and hurt me as much as possible. You're a german, why wont you just know your place?
4093cb No.35209
>>35206Why the hell can't you just leave me alone? Just piss off. Seriously. You're the first person on the internet that actually makes my blood boild.
f2469a No.35210
>>35209WHy are you being so cruel? I just called you arrogant and then it all spiraled out of control and now you're being like this and I don't understand why. Can you just stop being a horrible person? I know you dont like me but you dont have to make me cry ffs
d19584 No.35211
>>35210>>35209how about you both shut the fuck up for now
bec9b6 No.35212
I hate human relationships.
2875e7 No.35213
Sakamoto-san, threadu-deska?
>>35191>>35191>>35191>>35191