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>>34468 7208e6 No.35196
Marc is the cutest
37986b No.35199
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7208e6 No.35201
>>35200Im fine with being the cutest and the gayest.
5c1c37 No.35203
>>35201For some reason that picture makes me want to play battlefield 3.
37986b No.35207
>Maybe because you were being really mean and hurtful. Do you ever consider that other people have feelings?
This is ironic considering how much of a cunt this nigger was being for me having a differing philosophical opinion.
lmfao
830753 No.35208
>>35207you have no right to talk about that
f82a31 No.35214
think i just got friendzoned lads
4e4957 No.35215
>>35214I'll make you some lunch!
f82a31 No.35217
4e4957 No.35218
>>35217Llunch then
Late lunch!
>>35216You're not sad!
5c1c37 No.35219
Someone! Help me un-jew myself.
830753 No.35220
>>35218yeah well I'm not happy either!
>>35219what do you need?
5c1c37 No.35221
>>35220I need to spend money.
3b97b7 No.35222
>>35221Buy me things! Buy us all things!
807471 No.35224
>>35221Buy me video games!
4e4957 No.35226
>>35225Buy all the games!
5c1c37 No.35228
>>35227I must! I need to overcome it.
830753 No.35229
>>35228don't you dare, you'll just feel worse afterwards
5c1c37 No.35230
>>35229I think it'll be a relief.
d524ef No.35231
830753 No.35232
>>35230it will be the start of your down fall, don't forsake your self
5c1c37 No.35233
>>35232If I don't forsake myself, jesus will forsake me.
830753 No.35234
>>35233no, I'll forsake you for forsaking your self so don't
d524ef No.35236
5a5a2a No.35237
Why dont you guys have this game yet?
f8f775 No.35238
>>35237FYI you're a Fagot
:^) 3b97b7 No.35240
>>35237>>35238I could name a good reason…
5a5a2a No.35241
>>35239so go get some
>>35240Is it me?
3b97b7 No.35242
>>35241Y
No.It's also money.And MH4U 3b97b7 No.35243
>>35241Also
>AlyaI'm pretty sure that person is being the Chrono Trigger character. Clever.
5a5a2a No.35245
>>35242I need to actually start mh4 this game takes up more time rhen I though it would
d524ef No.35246
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what should I do about this
55c87b No.35247
How's the online for Xenoverse?
f8f775 No.35248
>>35247The servers are really dodgy at the moment but when it works, it works well from what i've seen so far
830753 No.35249
>>35248why is pinsbroke your identical twin?
55c87b No.35250
>tfw buying Xenoverse would cost me 90 dollarydoos
f8f775 No.35251
>>35248B-but i'm Pinsbroke…
And it's coincidence
I was originally going for a gree white and orange look 830753 No.35252
>>35251why did I think you was burt?
3b97b7 No.35253
>>35252Probably because he was in there and was normally the one posting screenshots.
f8f775 No.35255
>>35252I don't know why, I don't even have an american flag on my post
d524ef No.35256
Is there anyone left in SFT I haven't hit on or e-dated at some point?
12eebe No.35257
>>35256I'm probably the only one.
5aa660 No.35258
>>35256I donno, seems likes you know everyone.
d524ef No.35260
>>35257Alright, you're up next then. What's your steam ID?
12eebe No.35261
830753 No.35262
>>35259because you don't have anyone added
>>35256me
5aa660 No.35263
>>35260He's gross tho, why would you want him?
5c1c37 No.35264
>>35262Why would I add mentally unstable gayfags who want to fuck and/or abuse me?
12eebe No.35266
>>35264You need to spice up your life occasionally.
d524ef No.35268
>>35263I want bella to be my bf
3b97b7 No.35269
>>35256Lots.
>>35264You don't think about me that way, do you?
5c1c37 No.35270
>>35269Maybe, maybe not. It's hard to know with /sft/ types. I seem to pick nice people though and I have good feeling about you right now.
3b97b7 No.35271
>>35270Aww shucks, don't make me blush! And here I was prepared to throw insults if you said yes!
5c1c37 No.35273
>>35271I could still say it if you want me to.
830753 No.35275
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>>35272you really don't want that
>>35273you add mes
55c87b No.35276
>>35264Where do you think you are?
d524ef No.35277
>>35272you're gonna have to make it work!
5aa660 No.35278
>>35275Eh? Howcome?
>>35277If there's a will there is a way.
830753 No.35279
>>35278he doesn't actually care about that kinda thing
he just wants attention
d524ef No.35280
>>35278you have a cute butt.
5c1c37 No.35281
My shoulder hurts. Am I going to die?
830753 No.35282
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>>35281short answer, yes
long answer, yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssss
12eebe No.35283
5aa660 No.35284
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f8f775 No.35285
>>35284But that is a cute image…
182102 No.35286
Whew.
Hi.
d524ef No.35287
Bella is my hardcore sft crush.
I hope he notices me.
f8f775 No.35288
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
This thread…
55c87b No.35289
>>35288I need to rewatch that trilogy. So many movies I need to rewatch. Has anyone noticed that, while movies of this decade are pretty good, they lack a certain element that prior movies had? Like, a certain sentimentality or high-drama. Movies these days are too realistic.
f8f775 No.35290
>>35289I don't really watch movies much now unless i'm asked to, I don't find much enjoyment in them on my own anymore, but I love the LOTR trilogy, I watch it once or twice every year
5c1c37 No.35291
>>35289LOTR was one of the most super-realistic gritty type films of that decade. I'd say films have lightened up significantly recently.
55c87b No.35292
>>35291It really wasn't super-realistic, unless you're referring to the violence. The trilogy had a beauty to it. A beauty that is missing in more recent movies.
f82a31 No.35293
>casually ask girl about marriage
>starts getting mad at me again, telling me i'm being too pushy and rushy
What the hell? Is it really that weird of a thing to ask someone? I was just casually asking what she thinks of it and stuff, I wasnt trying to imply like "hey, maybe we should get married :^)" or something
37986b No.35294
>>35293shes projecting because she wants to marry u and is upset about it
f82a31 No.35295
>>35294I wish that were true
37986b No.35296
>>35295i took a psychology class in high school trust me im an expert
791110 No.35297
Been thinking of taking up meditation. Not sure if it would work on a not very spiritual person like me though. Anyone else do it that can tell me if it would help with my stress and such?
Yes, this is serious.
f82a31 No.35298
>>35296Well she's qt as fuck so I wouldnt mind making lots of babies with her and marrying her tbh
>>35297I'm not much of an expert but I dont think you need to be spiritual to meditate. Maybe some forms of meditation, but not all.
37986b No.35299
791110 No.35300
>>35298I was thinking that too. Should probably do some research but i felt the need to ask if anyone does it here. Kinda feeling lazy i guess.
f82a31 No.35301
>tfw you'll never get married and have kids
>tfw even if you do, it'll take a long time and a lot of effort, unless you just want to marry some cheap slut or whatever
I need to pass on my legacy….
37986b No.35302
f82a31 No.35303
a50051 No.35304
>>35301having a family seems overrated and dumb. Maybe my opinion changes when im older
37986b No.35305
>>35304thats what everyone under 30 says
a50051 No.35306
37986b No.35307
i wish i could be pregnant
a50051 No.35308
>>35307If you were a master race reptilian you could be
37986b No.35309
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4e4957 No.35310
>>35301
>I need to pass on my legacy….
>You will never pass on your genes 3b97b7 No.35311
>wake up as normal
>get ready for work/school
>look outside and see roads are fine
>everyone else in my house is still home
>look at my school's site
>closed
Dammit, fuck this game. Wish someone told me beforehand. I think I'll just go back to bed.
4e4957 No.35312
>XP boost for online
CoD confirmed.
The hat seems a bit silly.
807471 No.35313
>>35312ingame unlocks look like shit. The steelbook, map, packaging and the blu ray are cool tho
4e4957 No.35314
>>35313
>Hating on the Metal Gear Rex helmetEat shit
Too bad it's for consoles only
807471 No.35315
>>35314It looks "okay". Also
>here have a fucking arm to go with your gamety kojima
791110 No.35316
>>35312I want that arm the most. The rest is good but i want that arm more than anything, and i dont even know why.
f82a31 No.35317
>>35314>doesn't come with an irl Metal Gear Rex helmetWhat's the point?
4e4957 No.35318
>>35317
>Not wanting croc capI hope the crocodile cap will be in MGO 3 again.
>>35316Imagine jerking yourself off with that arm.
>>35315Too bad it doesn't have the built in lighter
791110 No.35319
>>35318It'd probably hurt…
f82a31 No.35320
>sister bought me a bunch of stuff, including a bag of popcorn for my birthday last year (in august)
>still havent opened it because im waiting for the right time
>best before end is in March 2015
Fuck, what should I watch it with?
807471 No.35321
>>35318>half scale replicait's like a child size hand. enjoy not being to jerk off with it
f82a31 No.35322
>>35321>it's like a child size handEven better :^)
4e4957 No.35323
f82a31 No.35324
>>35323NO!
I'll make the remake using you!
4e4957 No.35325
>>35324I can't get the cap off!
791110 No.35326
>>35323I guess you're right.
807471 No.35327
4e4957 No.35328
>>35327It was a joke you fucking tool, it was a huge
meme joke back on /v/ when it got released.
>Tfw I watched it a25ee8 No.35329
Bad news, I got WoW.
I'll never see a human ass ever again.
807471 No.35330
>>35328i know that it was a joke. i was just saying how bad the movie looks, geez, calm down fgt
4e4957 No.35331
>>35329
>Playing this shitty expansionNo thanks, stopped after 2 months
807471 No.35332
>>35331>playing that shitty gameftfy
4e4957 No.35333
>>35332Eh, the levelling of the new expansion was tons of fun
a25ee8 No.35334
>>35301>You'll never be as awesome as Chris Hadfield>3 kids, married, astronaut, can play guitar, main commander communications dude at at CSA, traveled to space 3 times, learnt Russian, still practicing guitar just in case he has to play 'Rocket Man' with Elton John. a25ee8 No.35335
>>35331>>35332>£9 a monthI have no fucking clue what I got into.
This is the first time playing it in 10 years.
Playing Goblin, gonna be the most diminituve jew.
4e4957 No.35336
>>35335Good choice, Goblin has the most fun starting zones
807471 No.35337
>>35335You should play
Night elf/draenei and go hang out at
goldshire 4e4957 No.35338
>>35337You forgot to add Moonguard/Argent Dawn to it.
>Classmade had a NE Druid at max level on Argent Dawn>Go to Goldshire>Freak out a25ee8 No.35339
>>35336I fucking know, right?
Tried Undead… fucking borefest.
>Be goblin>Party>Shit gets real, time to cash in insurance>Stranded in Island>Swashbuckling for daysI was actually waiting to find a lawyer to sue the fuck out of an NPC ingame.
Then a played an Undead Monk and was like… yeah… I'm just skinning bats, slapping cunts and stealing pumpkins like the gayest hillbilly vandal. Gimme Goblin Engineer anyday.
>>35337Ok, now you have to tell me the story about why Gripes drew that pic.
807471 No.35340
>>35339I don't know the story behind the pic, just seemed like a good one to represent the shitfest that is the designated erp hotspot
a25ee8 No.35341
>>35340Better beef up my stealth and take my goblin there.
They know common. I'll be the biggest pervert.
4e4957 No.35342
>>35340Argent Dawn/Moonguard aren't that bad.
Most of that shit happens in whisper chat anyway.
I once walked into a threesome with femdom though.
807471 No.35343
>>35341Try not to get raped
807471 No.35344
>>35342i wouldn't actually know. never played wow
4e4957 No.35345
>10 achievements away from 100%ing Isaac>>35344Then don't assume shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
a25ee8 No.35346
>>35343Elves are indeed the sluttiest.
It'll be the most dangerous journey yet.
Turning Wow into CoC
4e4957 No.35347
>>35346
>Night elves>Not Futa draeneiStop!
807471 No.35348
>>35345I knew for sure that the place was a erp hotspot because friends and stories
>>35346>tfw you will never play multiplayer or mmorpg CoCwhy even live
a25ee8 No.35349
>>35347Fuck, now I have to dodge futas too?
Plus, what if their mounts got involved?
Isn't their a class/race that shapeshifts?
I might actually save up enough money to get a crew with me now. It'll be called 'The Pilgrimage to Whore Island', a simple excavation to find the most rare mushrooms and the most elusive of sluts.
4e4957 No.35350
>>35349Druid, but atleast Futa draenei can't be Druid.
Enjoy getting raped by a futa elf cat
a25ee8 No.35351
>>35350Barbed cat cock.
>Sorta reminds me of The Bug Pit from King Kong>Instead everything rapes you a25ee8 No.35353
>>35348>Playing multiplayer CoC>Be a 20 cocked man beast>Goes from swashbuckling adventure to a lewd version of Evolve ae028c No.35354
>Japs get 1:1 scale bionic arm
Looks like I need to buy the steam version, US and Jap collectors edition
4e4957 No.35355
>>35354Wait really? That kinda sucks that they get a replica.
>PC doesn't get anything ae028c No.35356
807471 No.35357
>>35355PC gets the game for free
f8f775 No.35358
>>35354>>35355>>35357>not even a trailerI probably shouldn't have expected as much
4e4957 No.35359
>>35356Not the physical stuff though, right?
Oh well, I'm happy with the Adamska gun and Ray hat.
>>35357No thanks I want to play MGO with Burt!
ad4607 No.35360
>school from 8am to 3pm
>workout from 3pm to 5pm
I'm fucking destroyed, I hate working out but I'm forced.
4e4957 No.35361
>>35360
>Having school todayPleb! Come join my class then
ad4607 No.35362
>>35361>not having school everyday for 4-8 hoursJust gropy lyfe.
807471 No.35364
>school every day from 8am to 15pmThank god school's easy af tho, it's just dull.
>>35360>2 hour workoutwhat's your routine
d524ef No.35365
>>35289As an avid moviegoer, no. You're completely fucking wrong.
Watch Gone Girl, The Bag Man, Thin Ice, Snitch, Pain and Gain, and Foxcatcher.
Also watch Shutter Island and Stonehearst Asylum. Both movies are oddly similar in a lot of ways (though watching one movie won't spoil the other, they aren't directly related in any way) and they're both pretty damn good rides.
ad4607 No.35366
>>35364It was crossfit, school forced me to do it. I can't move my legs or arms
Crossfit a shit.
d524ef No.35367
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>tfw you live your life vicariously through films and it has made you a complete and utter sociopath
I can't even empathize with characters that do that "heroic sacrifice" shit any more. I only feel any kind of connection to the characters that are cold, unfeeling, and will do anything it takes to get to the top.
I don't know what to do with my life.
a25ee8 No.35368
>>35365I can back you up, Shutter Island, Pain And Gain are awesome.
I love the intro to Shutter Island too, for the reasons I can't say in public.
5a5a2a No.35369
>>35359>Ocelot gets a gun named after him>Its not a revolverthats just silly
also looks like PC gets screwed for the dlc as well and just gets the day 1 stuff
anyway now that I am back home I can post my reaction webm to the collectors edition
d524ef No.35370
>>35368For whatever reason, I couldn't fucking see the twist coming… and I usually can.
I guess it's just since it was billed as a "Horror" film I expected something more horror and less drama, but whatever.
a25ee8 No.35371
>>35370I never actually knew it was billed as horror. Scorese is a beast. I'll put your recommendations onto my to do list, need to watch more films myself.
Oh, remember when you said you wanted to read more books? You MUST read 'An Astronaut's guide to Life on Earth', you'll love it. It gives you such good life advice, like 'Always sweat the small stuff, because when things do go wrong, you got a contingency plan.' and how to be competitive but also help out your fellow peers.
f82a31 No.35372
>taking film advice from Naz
Cultural cucking ftl
a25ee8 No.35373
>>35372The hell is cultural cucking?
Is it like cultural appropriation but someone gets blueballs?
Is it like getting NTR'd by different cultures?
>Your rituals are boring, I'm gonna hang out with this Lithuanian guy. f82a31 No.35374
>>35373I'm uh… not too sure.
Also, I went to the dentist today and I think I want to be tortured. Not too much of course but like… I want to increase my pain/torture resistance levels. Could start off with waterboarding and electrocution
d524ef No.35375
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>>35373He thinks that just because I watch a lot of big name films that I don't watch indie movies or foreign films.
I don't recommend them most of the time because they just really aren't that great.
The only indie non-American film I can honestly recommend is The Tunnel Movie, and that's because it's such a fantastic take on the "Found Footage" genre.
Also it's legit legally free to download it from their website, so that's a plus.
f82a31 No.35376
>>35375Really? Out of all the films around, the only non-american indie film you think is good is… some found footage horror film? Jesus Christ….
e793eb No.35377
>>35374>electrocutionYou don't want that, trust me
f82a31 No.35378
>>35377Why not? I'd have to find a way to do it properly thought. I want to be tortured, not killed!
830753 No.35379
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>>35377shhhhh don't tell him that
a25ee8 No.35380
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>>35375Ever seen the Descent?
They pull off claustrophobia and horror well. Started calling people 'troglodytes' after that instead of basement dwellers.
You might like Pepi, Luci, Bom. There is a scene where one of the main characters gets pissed on and develops a taste of sadomasochism.
>>35374Go with psychological torture as well, test your patience, because that waiting room can be hell too.
d524ef No.35381
>>35376I'm sorry but a high-budget film with well-known and good actors giving a good and believable performance and in my mother tongue just has a lot more power as a film to me than something I have to watch with subtitles, with actors I don't know who give shoddy performances and plots that just don't make sense to me in the slightest.
I really don't like to gamble with my movie time because if I watch a bad movie it'll put me in a funk for a long time, so I really like to know going into a movie that it's going to be worth watching. If it has a rating of 6 or higher on IMDB I can know it's going to be at least entertaining to watch.
And as for recommending films, I only absolutely recommend films that stick to me. Movies I can deeply remember. I'm not going to go digging in the recesses of my mind for a film I barely remember just to seem more "cultured."
>>35380The Descent:
Beginning: AWFUL
Middle: AMAZING
Near-end to ending: Fuck you
The sequel: Okay literally fuck everyone who was a part of this film.
e793eb No.35383
>>35378It might mess with your heart rhythm and could possibly kill you regardless of the power. I had a bad experience with this when welding once.
f82a31 No.35384
>>35381>trusting imdb ratingsJesus Christ, you are a complete fucking pleb. Remind me to never take any movie advice from you at all.
>>35380I want to try sensory deprivation too
5a5a2a No.35385
>Got a new comment on my Miller video
wut
a25ee8 No.35386
>>35381Yeah, fuck the sequel.
But you gotta love the mindfuck ending though. And the beginning sorta sets everything up for the amazing middle.
>>35382You know we're just gonna fall out with each other again, right?
I'll say something stupid or you'll wind me up, we start flaming each other, block each other, I get drunk and get abusive, then we kiss and make up and the whole cycle starts up again… we're like really old granny sisters.
d524ef No.35387
>>35384I trust it more than Rotten Tomatoes. IMDB is more for moviegoers and less for "patricians" and self-described movie critics.
A lot of movies are derivative and cliche but that doesn't make them inherently bad.
>>35386I like our relationship.
f82a31 No.35388
>>35387But IMDB is full of plebs that'll give a 10 to a movie just because it was kinda fun
a25ee8 No.35389
>>35384Sensory deprivation spa treatment could be good. Quarantine followed by face pack and massages.
>>35387You're the only person who can make me angry, legit, I sometimes end up not sleeping just thinking 'My fucking god Naz'.
I guess that's something special.
d524ef No.35390
>>35388>But IMDB is full of plebs that'll give a 10 to a movie just because it was kinda funAnd it's also full of cynical fucks who give the movie a 1 just because it wasn't what you expect from the trailer.
It averages out.
And it's not like I JUST trust IMDB ratings. I trust it for the synopsis and a somewhat accurate rating.
>>35389You're just mad because you love me and you know it could never work out between us.
f82a31 No.35391
>>35389That sounds bad.
I meant more putting a blindfold and headphones playing white noise or something, and maybe put on something that moves possibly, but not in a relaxing way. Maybe one of those rotating wheels you see in those fun houses
4e4957 No.35392
>>35364
>A day at school consists of me watching the guy next to me play GTA SA online>Talking about 4chan with him>Completing binding of isaac>>35369I just want all the online stuff to be honest.
a25ee8 No.35393
>>35390I'm tsun for you.
Just without the 'baka' and more surreal insults.
f82a31 No.35394
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Does anyone want to become a mad scientist with me? I want to torture and experiment on humans!
I'm not sure what we'll be trying to discover but we can figure it out later
f82a31 No.35395
>>35394I mean, i'm british so I might as well be Liquid. I just need to find the rest of my crew ;;
4e4957 No.35396
>>35394Will we strip them naked and then torture them?
f82a31 No.35397
>>35396If need be, we shall indeed.
a25ee8 No.35398
>>35394I wanna be guinea pig.
Give me all the pills, all the robot arms and other stuff.
4e4957 No.35399
>>35397I'm in, do we get cool codenames?
f82a31 No.35400
>>35398Are you sure? It's going to be extremely painful
>>35399Yes, and a free pair of cool sunglasses
d524ef No.35401
>>35394I used a turbo controller and he never found out.
d524ef No.35402
should I add a tag for people who I'm not sure about yet or just keep them in the generic "Friends" tag?
legit question.
807471 No.35403
>>35394Can I beat people up, abuse them mentally and
rape them? 4e4957 No.35404
>>35401
>CheatingAtleast I submit instead of cheating.
>>35403No Scandinavians allowed!
>>35400Can I run around topless in a coat with a bad English accent yelling.
BRRRRRRRRROTHERRRRRRRR f82a31 No.35405
>cleaning ear>accidentally push too farFUCKING CHRIST
>>35402Yeah I'd say you should do so. Itll probably help you to keep track of new adds and stuff, so you'll know who to talk to.
>>35403Only if it's for a good reason
>>35404But thats my job :_;
4e4957 No.35406
>>35405Then what should I be?
a25ee8 No.35407
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>>35400PURGE ME IN FLAMES! STRIP MY WEAK, MORTAL FLESH, IT WEIGHS ME DOWN, UNABLE TO ASCEND!
I WILL ARISE FROM THE ASHES AS A GOD OF BEAUTIFUL VIOLENCE, AND MY COMMUNE WILL PRAISE ME ON THE BATTLEFIELD!
MY BEST WILL ALWAYS BE EVERYWHERE AND PEOPLE WILL MAKE VIDEOGAMES LAMENTING UPON MY PNEUMATIC COCK DRILL!
807471 No.35410
>>35404Shut up you
>>35405of course it's for a good reason.
my pleasure is the best reason 4e4957 No.35411
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>>35408Then I want to be Solidus!
I am the Boss to surpass Big Boss, I will become the biggest boss boss boss boss!
f82a31 No.35412
>>35406We'll figure it out later!
>>35407Dude relax, it's not as fun when the subjects are willing =/
>>35408Absolutely, but you better be able to spin revolvers and do cool tricks with them
>>35409Is that film actually good or is it just notable because of the torture and weird shit?
>>35410We're doing this for a greater reason than mere pleasure!
830753 No.35413
I wanna be peace walker
f82a31 No.35414
http://www.theyshootpictures.com/21stcentury_allfilms_table.phpYaaaaaay, they updated it. A lot of it looks gay as fuck though tbh
4e4957 No.35415
>>35413You want to drown yourself while singing?
d524ef No.35416
>>35412You're talking about torture and weird shit, so it's relevant.
I watched that whole film through to the end without censors.
And I'll tell you… if you have a weak stomach, do not fucking watch it.
It is not by any stretch of the imagination a good film. It is a terrible, awful film. A horrifying experience to say the least.
Watch it.
f82a31 No.35417
>>35415Sounds like me on a night out m8
830753 No.35418
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4e4957 No.35419
>>35417Are you a robot?
>>35418I don't!
a25ee8 No.35420
We'll need to hire COMPETENT henchmen.
a25ee8 No.35421
>>35415I did that on my 18th birthday.
Found an abandoned van full of bag wine and sung 'God Save the Queen' whilst washing my face in a dirty canal.
Think I actually got it on video.
4e4957 No.35422
>>35420Burt. Baxel and me.
Seems good so far
807471 No.35423
>>35422>me>competent henchmanwhat
830753 No.35424
>>35419the boss is displeased
4e4957 No.35425
>>35424Fuckoff, I refuse to believe that AI ghost in the shell stuff
5a5a2a No.35426
>>35411Can't wait to betray you as well
>>35412I can spin them but I will do a lot more practicing
830753 No.35427
>>35425BUT HOW ELSE WOULD IT HAVE KILLED IT SELF
4e4957 No.35428
So how does a man that spit bullet bees end WW2?
>>35426Wow Burt, you're really mean!
791110 No.35429
I wish it was september.
f82a31 No.35430
>>35421Why are you northerners so degenerate? Why cant you be sophisticated like us southern folk?
Also, everyone is invited to my place for a tea party if they ever come to england :^)
807471 No.35431
791110 No.35432
>>35431… That's when mgsv comes out.
5a5a2a No.35433
>>35428Sorry but if I am Ocelot I gotta backstab everyone who isn't Big Boss
f82a31 No.35434
>tease russian girl about not having any freedom
>gets mad
fucking commies lmao
f82a31 No.35435
>>35433Well fuck, in that case I want to be Big Boss, not Liquid
4e4957 No.35436
>>35433What's the deal with ocelot anyway, why does he try to kill BB during the bike scene when the Boss told him he shouldn't.
f82a31 No.35437
>>35436Just having a laff probably. Me and my m8s do it all the time
791110 No.35438
>>35437You attempt to kill eachother all the time?
f82a31 No.35439
>>35438Yeah, why not? It's quite a thrill
d524ef No.35440
Should I use my alt steam account for ERP or just use my normal one?
And NO, Spider, you're NOT ALLOWED
f82a31 No.35441
>>35440>actually caring about ERP that much Literally why?
ad4607 No.35442
>>35440>people actually erpwhat
5a5a2a No.35443
>>35435Well then I guess I have to be secretly gay for you…
No homo
>>35436He knew wasn't going to be able too he was just having fun and keeping up appearances
791110 No.35444
>>35439Well, if that's how you guys have fun, I won't stop you. Not that I can but regardless, I wouldn't if I could.
d524ef No.35445
>>35441I don't know.
I'm just… I don't know. I'm going through a thing right now.
I could blame someone else… you know who you are… but I know it's all me.
I just want to be a stupid slut right now. I want to be used right now. I'm not saying forever, just… now.
807471 No.35446
>>35440just use your normal account, who cares
f82a31 No.35447
807471 No.35449
>>35447NORMIES!?! ON MY BOARD?!
d524ef No.35450
>>35448I'm really "flexible" so to speak, and I'm good with words.
I hate furry shit though.
a25ee8 No.35451
>>35428Could be the enviroment, everyone has that sort of crazy upbringing.
>>35450>double penetration~ 830753 No.35452
>>35450>flexible>erp>words>naz>furry d524ef No.35453
>>35452>>wordsYou got that right champ
807471 No.35455
4e4957 No.35457
d524ef No.35458
You guys sure flirt with each other a lot, but where does that sexual tension GO?
a25ee8 No.35461
>>35458Down the toilet with so many dirty toilet paper.
a25ee8 No.35462
>>35460Oh you sassy minx.
d524ef No.35463
>>35459you guys are less random, I'm more comfortable with it here.
eb6dac No.35464
>>35463Steam is fucking terrible for ERP mang. Flist may be a cesspool, but you'll get better ERP there than anything a chan Steam thread would give you.
5a5a2a No.35465
d524ef No.35466
>>35464I don't ERP for personal pleasure.
I don't want to explain my real reasons because it might alienate me from people more than I already am…
4e4957 No.35467
5a5a2a No.35468
>>35467If you say I did I guess I did
4e4957 No.35469
>>35468I'll take your revolvers away!
5a5a2a No.35470
>>35469You cant do that you're not my mom!
d524ef No.35471
Everyone repeat after me:
Scanner is a bitch-ass cuck.
a25ee8 No.35472
Everything that you'll know and love will die one day.
>>35471Scanner is a bi- oh, fuck you Naz.
d524ef No.35474
>>35472>oh, fuck you Naz.You literally couldn't handle me.
a25ee8 No.35475
>>35474I'd rather try my hand in handling chemical waste.
>>35473Wisdom.
Speaking of which, what are your funeral plans? Ever wanted a custom coffin?
I wanna be cremated and used to spike drinks.
5a5a2a No.35476
>>35475If I was rich a Viking funeral as in put on a long boat with my stuff and set on fire and set to sea
I will probably go with a cremation no clue on what I would do with my ashes though
830753 No.35477
>>35476have it forged into a sword or a faggy axe for gay niggas
a25ee8 No.35478
>>35476There is so much you can do with ash.
Blow it into glass, viynl
>>35477or this
807471 No.35479
I want to be cremated and my ashes to be forged into a glass dildo so I can keep giving the dick to someone even when I'm dead
5a5a2a No.35480
>>35477That's pretty good but I need to have it in my will that an animal must be sacrificed with it to honor me and my ancestors.
830753 No.35481
>>35480make it a white tiger or something cool like that
f82a31 No.35482
>dying
>not being immortal
Wait.. you guys haven't sold your soul to the elder gods yet? How pathetic
a25ee8 No.35483
>>35482Enjoy being eternally disappointed.
807471 No.35484
>>35482I'm not immortal but being a
reptilian is gonna let me be around for a loooong time
4e4957 No.35485
Who here plays FF14?
I quit playing months ago, I finished the original main story and unlocked all extreme dungeons.
Barely did any raids.
Should I resub and continue playing?
d524ef No.35486
5a5a2a No.35488
>>35485I played the trial but didn't do much in it
a25ee8 No.35489
>>35486What can I get for Mountain Dew Cheetos and a copy of Bad Ratz?
5b84c9 No.35490
What do I say here
What am I even doing here
f82a31 No.35491
>mad at me again and wont even say why
Jesus Fucking Christ this is frustrating me. It feels like we're an unhappily married couple already
830753 No.35492
>>35490you know why you're here
a25ee8 No.35493
>>35490Start by accepting my Mountain Dew Cheetos.
Or you know, talk about videogames. It is STEAM FRIENDS after all.
>>35491Abort man, never stick your dick in crazy.
807471 No.35494
>>35490You have fun here, say whatever the fuck you want
>>35491Mood swings?
periods or crazy>>35493this, never stick dick in crazy.
god dammit never fucking do it d524ef No.35495
>>35494>never stick dick in crazyis that why nobody will erp with me in exchange for steam games and csgo skins?
5b84c9 No.35496
File: 1425501656644.png (47.68 KB, 220x257, 220:257, I have no place on this bo….png)
>>35492No I really don't know why I'm here, this is probably a bad idea
>>35493I really should play more games. The only one I've played in like the past several months is 100% Orange Juice. I don't get on Steam enough and my computer is shit.
f82a31 No.35497
>>35493But its tormenting my soul because I don't know if I've done something wrong and im too awful to realize it, if she's crazy, or if it's all just a big misunderstanding.
>>35494Seems quite moodswingy.We'll be joking around and then she'll stop talking, then i'll wait and then i'll say something and she'll be really angry at me but she wont say why and I try to apologize but she's just getting angrier.
I hope it is just her period but she's probably already blocked me so that doesn't make a difference
807471 No.35498
File: 1425501783127.png (Spoiler Image, 48.36 KB, 173x183, 173:183, 1422342134881.png)
>>35495no one will erp you because no one wants you
830753 No.35499
>>35496then I know why then
d524ef No.35500
>>35498But… I'm adorable…
807471 No.35501
>>35500if someone wanted you, you wouldn't be alone
a25ee8 No.35502
>>35495Oh no, that's not it.
It's because no one would want to exchange csgo skins with you for something they can get for free.
>>35498Aww, Baxel, that's too brutal.
>>35496… we must play 100% OJ.
>>35497Ok, then let's think of the worst and then work backwards from there. What did you do that pissed her off?
f82a31 No.35503
>>35502im honestly not sure at all. i soooooooooooooo confused
d524ef No.35504
>>35501I'M CUTE.
I'M LOVED.
a25ee8 No.35505
>>35503Then chances are she's batshit moodswing crazy and you shouldn't take it personally.
Worse thing you can do is start treading over eggshells around someone.
807471 No.35506
File: 1425502245945.jpg (Spoiler Image, 202.96 KB, 811x789, 811:789, 1422364591665.jpg)
>>35504if you keep saying that maybe you'll believe it yourself some day but just remember that no one else will
f82a31 No.35508
>>35505Well, I think i've screwed things up anyway
I
Need
A
Drink
f8f775 No.35509
>>35508…drinking buddies? I need one too
5a5a2a No.35510
>>35509>>35508I am probably going to need a drink as well after this programming practical
807471 No.35511
>>35507the only time you'd look cute would be with your nose and mouth bleeding with tears rolling down your face after I beat you up
d524ef No.35512
why is bella never here when I need him
why did you guys have to scare atmosphere away
why isn't water here so I have someone to bully
5b84c9 No.35513
File: 1425502926148.png (58.98 KB, 267x248, 267:248, Spider wanted me to post b….png)
>>35502I'm too much of an awkward fuck to even show online on Steam anymore, though. I've got a million friends I haven't been around in ages and I'm always feeling crazy guilty by not showing my face anymore. And I feel I should talk to them instead of playing games.
Sounds like you're a cool person, so I'd enjoy games with you, but I'm probably just going to back out of these threads again forever. My /sft/ era came and went like two years ago. Won't be bothering you guys any longer with "muh 2shy" shit.
830753 No.35514
>>35513you don't have to feel pressured into anything you don't want to do
/sft/ is just /sft/, there's no eras about it
7208e6 No.35515
>Only one more day until weekend
eb6dac No.35517
>>35515>in 2 days I'll be paidBeing broke sucks, I can't wait to have money in my wallet again
7208e6 No.35518
>>35516I got school from mon-thursday,so my weekend starts tomorrow.
>>35517Im still waiting for my dosh,theyre 3 days late.
ad4607 No.35519
>>35518No, you got a day off, the weeekend is still only saturday and sunday.
eb6dac No.35520
>>35518Having Fridays off is the best
>>35519Some would say that after their school/work ends on Friday it's the weekend.
12eebe No.35521
>>35518>not having 4 classes spread over Monday through Wednesday with an online class>>35519Three-day weekends exist.
4e4957 No.35522
>>35516HAHAHHAA LOOK AT THIS PLEB AND LAUGH
>>35518Wed and Fri off.
Feels good
ad4607 No.35523
>>35520Yeah it have been come culture that after work on friday it's weekend, which I agree on.
>>35521Eh? How do they?
>>35522Look and laugh at what?
ad4607 No.35524
4e4957 No.35525
>>35523That you don't have a 3 day weekend.
12eebe No.35526
>>35523If a school has a Friday off, everyone where I lived would just call it a three day weekend.
ad4607 No.35527
>>35525Uhm, uhm… Okay?
>>35526Yeah I do the same, I was just trying to be annoying and say technical it isn't weekend.
12eebe No.35528
>>35527We all have to jest with others at some point.
7208e6 No.35529
Goodnight people.
f82a31 No.35530
Back to square zero once more. Hell, zero doesn't even come close, it's got be a negative number at this point.
think im gonna drink a lot and swallow a load of pills lads
jk tbh but I probably will drink something and I do feel like an idiot
4e4957 No.35531
>People keep dying on my quest to advance the progress in Monster HunterI want to kill myself.
>>35529Good night.
f8f775 No.35532
File: 1425507691595.jpg (564.58 KB, 900x1273, 900:1273, Kiryuin.Satsuki.full.18213….jpg)
>>35530No need to feel like an idiot and you're not gonna be the only one drinking tonight, i'm gonna open a can pretty soon
f82a31 No.35533
>>35532But I do feel like an idiot. You have no idea how badly i've fucked up this week. EVERYTHING has gone so wrong.
I need to drink A LOT but I probably dont have enough.
f8f775 No.35534
>>35533Have a drink, try and enjoy yourself with a game or a movie or whatever else you like doing and in the morning try and make a fresh start, everyone has bad weeks, especially ones where they've fucked up big time
f82a31 No.35535
I think I need a cry but the tears won't come and the torment continues to grow.
830753 No.35536
>>35535man up, get over it and move on
807471 No.35537
>fuck around on tinder>get a match with a gurl that is literal perfection>so hot that it's almost intimidating>the bitch instantly follows my tumblrI've never dropped my spaghetti this hard, what the fuck.
>>35535hey man it'll get better! it always does
d524ef No.35538
Why can't I just take shit in stride instead of returning all the pain I feel to people I love tenfold?
f82a31 No.35539
>>35536Except I cant just get over it and move on, because there's still more shit ahead of me that I need to deal with. Soon too, so I can't even relax before it.
37986b No.35540
830753 No.35541
>>35539you realize, you your self is making all this worse by being unable to deal with it right?
f82a31 No.35542
>>35541Uh, except all this shit would still be bad regardless of all that. You don't understand me at all.
d524ef No.35543
>>35540Telling people to kill themselves isn't even my M.O., I'm so strictly against it.
I need fucking help
37986b No.35544
>>35543is that why you keep doing it to me?
d524ef No.35545
>>35544I want to help you and be nice to you so badly, but you just… you outright refuse me the ability to talk to you…
and that gets me so upset I can't even keep it inside any more.
I genuinely want you to be in pain right now. And it's your fault.
37986b No.35546
>>35545i dont reward shitty behaviour
emotional abuse doesn't work on me m8
807471 No.35547
>>35543>>35545how many people have you told to kill themselves now? also how many people do you harass for no reason at all? if everyone seems to be wrong from your pov maybe it's you who's wrong, also
fucking kill yourself you piece of shit d524ef No.35548
>>35546I want to meet up with you in person
and torture you
I want to see you cry
37986b No.35549
File: 1425512167209.png (390.71 KB, 511x800, 511:800, 3989bc9d2fd0b1fc7858e0aaf8….png)
>>35548this is why you're alone
830753 No.35550
>>35542I know that no matter what I say you'll always take offense to it and be completely hostile because of it.
that's probably the reason you fucked up with your little vodkapop
4e4957 No.35551
I want to cry, someone cheer me up please.
d524ef No.35552
File: 1425512326723.jpg (43.16 KB, 503x500, 503:500, 3b9c6914d658e0e2bdf5ca14b1….jpg)
>>35549I deserve to be alone. And I deserve to die.
But so do you.
d524ef No.35554
>>35553let me get closer to you, you bitch.
Let me call you on skype!
37986b No.35555
File: 1425512482791.jpg (213.13 KB, 712x577, 712:577, tumblr_n8yhs8rA9q1qcg49go1….jpg)
d524ef No.35557
>>35555I know one thing.
I know not if there is heaven, I know not if there is a God. I know not how the world began or how it will end. I know not my own name moreso than I know one thing:
There is such a thing as hell, and it is being in a relationship with you.
f82a31 No.35559
Im not taking offence, I just think youre wrong.
Why are you being such an asshole? I didn't attack you, and I explained myself properly. It's easy to get over something when it's over, but this is not over yet.
This isn't just about that Russian girl anyway. Also don't call her that.
d524ef No.35560
>>35558I love you so much it hurts.
37986b No.35561
File: 1425512800374.jpg (90.94 KB, 850x567, 850:567, sample-1dd74075856255a2feb….jpg)
>>35560i love you too naz
d524ef No.35562
>>35561then why the fuck can't you give me
the one thing I need
37986b No.35563
>>35562because you need to be taught a lesson
i will not enable you <3
d524ef No.35564
>>35563why can't you just call me mean things and be done with it
why do you have to prolong this horrifying emotional torture
why haven't you killed yourself already? I know you're not allowed around knives but I know you have fucking razor blades, just slit your FUCKING THROAT!
37986b No.35565
File: 1425513025201.jpg (162.42 KB, 850x1196, 425:598, sample-81b511942fca455751f….jpg)
>>35564i do this because i care naz
d524ef No.35566
>>35565this is your filthy way of getting back at me isn't it
get me invested in you and then ignore me
you know that's the one thing I can't stand
37986b No.35567
File: 1425513160782.jpg (29.14 KB, 450x338, 225:169, 526374fb413d26da8bee93e5e3….jpg)
>>35566i pay attention to you more than i pay attention to anyone else
but it isnt good enough, so forget about it
d524ef No.35568
>>35567unless you're spending literally every waking moment with me it is never enough
830753 No.35569
>>35559here's the thing though, you always think I'm wrong.
I don't honestly care about being right, I just wanted to make you feel better like yesterday but you blew it up like you are now
37986b No.35570
File: 1425513278110.jpg (199.04 KB, 595x830, 119:166, b6f7be8a2430d93513168bb4b6….jpg)
37986b No.35572
>>35571im going to go make food now
talk to me when you've calmed down please
f82a31 No.35573
>>35569You tried very poorly and then as soon as I disagreed, you started being an asshole to me. Yeah, you're such a saint and you tried so hard.
I mean, I understand some of what you are saying but it doesn't always work that way. Things aren't always so simple.
830753 No.35574
>>35573I don't think you can accept simple
d524ef No.35575
Spider say mean things about me.
4e4957 No.35576
>>35575You're a crazy psychi bipolar bitch!
You don't know what you want with people and it's weird!
Good enough? 3b97b7 No.35577
>>35513You know what I hate? Feeling obligated to get on Steam all the time.
>>35518Hey me too! My Thursdays are Fridays!
>>35575You're a beautiful human being with a beautiful soul!
f8f775 No.35579
File: 1425514389559.jpg (46.76 KB, 480x548, 120:137, 043df5d19b4dbd72637cac88ad….jpg)
>>35577You
still haven't mailed me those pantiesI hope this is the right person and i'm not embarassing myself 4e4957 No.35580
>>35577Yay, Friday bros where we at.
Feels good relaxing on Friday, playing games and shit when everyone is at work or school!
830753 No.35581
>>35575why should I waste my attentions on you?
d524ef No.35582
>>35581Yes, more like this. Keep going.
3b97b7 No.35583
>>35579Wrong person, sorry.
Faggot.:^)Nah I'm just kidding. I'm sure I'm the only one who posts Nichijou most the time.Also I don't like going commando, so no.>>35580Usually! Unless I got homework to take care of. ;-;
5a5a2a No.35584
Well that practical was easy as fuck
I am still going to get drunk>>35580>>35577I hate you guys, I have class on Fridays…
f8f775 No.35585
>>35583Thank
fuck yousend me snail mail anywayI want a penpal f8f775 No.35586
>>35584i'm already starting to get drunkyou're late 5a5a2a No.35587
>>35586Well no shit
I don't drink before going to classesMost of the time d524ef No.35588
>all these spoilers
f8f775 No.35589
>>35588if you can;t beat themjoin them:^)>>35587this should have been one of those "most of the time" times 3b97b7 No.35590
>>35584What did you have to do?
And sorry man, I planned this out. I usually work around either getting Monday or Fridays off.
>>35585I was in a conversation that mentioned penpals the other day. I wonder how much it cost to send letters across the globe. f8f775 No.35591
>>35590I don't know, all I know is that the price of stamps has gone up herefucking queen trying to jew out her face for extra shekels**
830753 No.35592
people who use spoilers are gay
f82a31 No.35594
>>35574I can, but simple doesn't always work. I wish it did but it doesn't.
Seriously, why are you such an asshole? You just drop petty advice like you'd find in a children's book, and then think that makes you so kind and caring. As soon as anyone says you're wrong, you get all defensive and lash out at the people you're trying to "Help"
5a5a2a No.35595
>>35589It wasmost of the time I go to class sober>>35590Create for threads and have them increment a counter and have them synchronized, second part was to read data from a bin file and print out the tallest and fattest person from it
5a5a2a No.35596
f82a31 No.35597
>>35590Woahzers, I was referenced!
830753 No.35598
>>35594really now? you're going to turn this around on me now?
for merely trying to help
I can't even right now
3b97b7 No.35599
>>35591Who even does penpal stuff anymore with the internet around these days? :^)Hah! You messed up!>>35595…Wha…what?! Well…I'm glad that was easy enough for you.
>>35597No you weren't! *SSSHHHH**
f82a31 No.35600
>>35598You're the one being an asshole, not me. I just pointed out that the advice you gave doesn't always work. Did you just accept that and understand that it is actually true? No, you had to lash out at me.
You barely tried to help me at all. Your attempt was pathetic and the fact that you started being an asshole so soon means you don't even get points for trying.
>>35599Waaaaaaaaaas
d524ef No.35601
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5a5a2a No.35602
>>35599It makes sense to my brain
f8f775 No.35603
>>35599i'm drunk, i'm allowed to mess upgief steam ID then nerd 12eebe No.35604
>don't have any more classes this week
>spring break starts next week
>tfw I can sit in my undies for a week and a half and do nothing
830753 No.35605
>>35600no I don't have have to accept that, your reasoning is warped beyond stupidity
you don't go "well this person is trying to be nice but what they're saying isn't helping me guess I'll just call them an idiot for it"
do you not see how that's awful of you?
f8f775 No.35606
>tfw 6 cans of beer left
It's not enough
f82a31 No.35607
>>35605But… my reasoning isn't warped at all. How deluded could you possibly be?
Simple solutions sometimes work and sometimes they don't. This situation is the latter.
Also, i didn't call you an idiot, I just said you're wrong. It's not like your advice was so great and kind anyway, stop thinking you did a good job.
5a5a2a No.35608
>>35606>tfw only two half bottles of rum leftIts enough
f8f775 No.35609
>>35608With that much you could get drunker than me in half the time
5a5a2a No.35610
>>35609Well I was late after all so I have to catch up
830753 No.35611
>>35607you've called me alot of things for merely trying to help
this time it was asshole, last time it was idiot
3b97b7 No.35612
>>35600I'd reference you anytime baby.
>>35602I'm really glad it did too! Since it was your work.
>>35603No excuses!I'll think about it.>>35604Making me jealous here. I have anther week.
f82a31 No.35613
>>35611There's a big difference between calling you an asshole and telling you you're being an asshole. Besides, I think you're forgetting that I only started that after you were being an asshole to me.
I've called you "alot of things" because you're a deluded arrogant asshole.
You're in the wrong here and if we weren't in cuckland others would agree. It's like throwing peanuts at a hungry homeless person and then they say they are allergic and you go all "WELL EXCUSE ME I WAS ONLY TRYING TO HELP GEEZ"
830753 No.35615
>>35613you're not going to die from me telling you to man the fuck up don't be stupid now
f82a31 No.35616
>>35615I never said I was going to die, but you're acting like you were being so nice and helpful when really you just used generic advice. Initially I at least appreciated the effort but I told you that it wont work. Then you start getting angry at me for not worshiping your pathetic attempt.
Why cant you see that you're in the wrong? It's so damn obvious. This could have been over so many posts ago if you could just accept that you can't use the same advice for every problem. But nope, you still want to believe you're right.
f82a31 No.35618
I think i'm dying lads. My sore throat is already back with a vengeance and my soul be naught but afire. There's a long trail of mistakes behind me and many hurdles ahead of me.
With which gods does the strength I need lie? What path must I walk to survive? What path must I walk to thrive?
830753 No.35619
>>35616why do you need me to be wrong here?
f82a31 No.35620
>>35619Why are you so focused on who's "right or wrong"? Yeah, your advice was wrong because it doesn't always work. I'm not some dumb fuck slut, I do actually try to "man up" and "get over" things when possible, but that doesn't work with everything. If I was seriously in debt, would "getting over it" help me? No it wouldn't, because it's a serious fucking problem.
Christ, you should pray that someone puts a bullet in the back of your head before you hurt anyone else.
f82a31 No.35621
>I know, I'll have something to drink!
>Hm, let's see what we've got….
>…vodka?
>Vodka
TRIGGERED
830753 No.35622
>>35620you're the one on about right or wrongs here not me, that's the first time I've said anything about it which was pointing out your fascination of it
what I said no shit wouldn't apply to everything you're moving the goal posts there.
the point is you're missing the important part of what I said which was I was giving a shit about you but you're only showing me that I really shouldn't hence why I'm being dickish right back at you because guess what you're being an asshole
3b97b7 No.35623
>>35614Weird that they all start at different times. Too bad we can't enjoy the same week off.
>>35617You're the excuse.bbyckes(is a gaylord fucker) f82a31 No.35624
>>35622I said your advice was wrong for this situation.
I'm not moving any goalposts, i've been saying that since the beginning.
>the point is you're missing the important part of what I said which was I was giving a shit about you but you're only showing me that I really shouldn't hence why I'm being dickish right back at you because guess what you're being an assholeYes, and as I have already said: I did appreciate the fact that you tried, but I just don't think your advice was suitable. I didn't attack you or anything, I just said it doesn't work and that you don't understand me at all. That's all I did and then you started being a complete twat.
Seriously, fucking kill yourself. At least I have the decency to admit that i'm not always nice and that sometimes my help isn't good. You disgust me.
d524ef No.35625
why the fuck am I still here
12eebe No.35626
>>35625Why are any of us still here?
f82a31 No.35627
d524ef No.35628
>>35627I must really enjoy suffering…
830753 No.35629
>>35624>Yes, and as I have already said: I did appreciate the fact that you tried where did you say that then?
you don't have to take my advice but you don't have to be a cunt about it either you know
and lookie here
>Seriously, fucking kill yourself.YEAH I'M TOTALING BEING A COMPLETE TWAT HERE ATTACKING POOR OLD NONON FOR NO REASON AT ALL
5a5a2a No.35630
>>35618I am not sure which God might be able to help but call out to them and maybe one will help you. I do think you should look for the strength in yourself first though I think you have.
Just keep going on your path and take in everything on the way and learn. That's what I am doing as I feel the Gods left me on my own devices for now. Is it a test I don't know but I want to honor them with what I can accomplish on my own. So keep trying to jump those hurdles and maybe when you need it someone will help you over one but it wont be easy till then.
There that's my drunken ramble I cant say if it makes sense to you, if it helpful at all or even if its true but its what I feel at the moment.
f82a31 No.35632
>>35629I didn't attack it, I just said it's wrong, which is true. You didn't need to take such a minor thing so seriously, but you did and then you started being a dick.. all because I told you that your advice was wrong. Well, wrong isn't even the right word- it's just not suitable for this situation, that's all.
You're getting even angrier and stupid but i'm only talking to you you like that because you are being a total cunt. It's pathetic how much of an asshole you're being just because I said you were wrong. I mean come on, you're like… probably the biggest fucking loser around, is it so hard to think you might be wrong sometimes?
f82a31 No.35633
>>35630I seek the strength within myself but all i can find is anger and frustration. I would keep going on my path but I don't even know what path I am on; it doesn't even feel like I am at a crossroads, i'm just lost. I try to jump the hurdles but for every triumph I suffer tenfold, and so the goodness of it is all but lost.
830753 No.35634
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>>35632how is someone trying to be nice, wrong?
that is why I'm like this, you fail to well give two shits about intent and get all hostile over it the reaction you get from doing so
>but i'm only talking to you you like that because you are being a total cunt.hey I'm only talking with you like this because you're being a massive cunt factory in the cuntryside, why don't we don't agree to disagree and move on instead then?
12eebe No.35635
>>35632He's not the one telling someone to kill themselves for having "bad advice".
f82a31 No.35636
>>35634No, trying to be nice wasn't wrong, I'm saying your advice was wrong for this situation. Why did you take such a simple thing as an offence?
If someone asked you to pass them a key and you passed a key to them but they told you it's the wrong one, would you start sperging out and being all "WELL SORRY FOR TRYING TO HELP YOU, I GUESS I WONT BOTHER NEXT TIME"? No, you wouldn't. It wasn't a fucking offence. I wasn't calling YOU wrong, I was just saying the advice was wrong.
>that is why I'm like this, you fail to well give two shits about intent and get all hostile over it the reaction you get from doing so Ahahhaha you can talk.
>why don't we don't agree to disagree and move on instead then?No, why don't you shut the fuck up and realize how much of a retarded creepy inbred fuck you are being. You are so deluded that it's starting to disgust me. You are wrong and there is not a man in the world who could convince me otherwise. Just apologize for overreacting and I try to be more thoughtful next time (although, that is a concept you probably don't understand because you often struggle with so many simple things).
>>35635I guess you weren't following things but I told him to kill himself because he's being a complete asshole just because I said his advice was wrong.
3b97b7 No.35637
>>35631Woah what?!
Nigga!I ain't cute!I'm manly as hell!I-I'm promise.;_; 12eebe No.35638
>>35636All I see is him being a reasonable adult and you acting like a child who didn't get what they want for Christmas.
830753 No.35639
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>>35636with your example this is more like
someone asks for a key, I give them it and they go "THIS IS THE WRONG FUCKING KEY YOU DELUDED ASSHOLE FUCKING KILL YOUR SELF YOU FUCKING IDIOT" and then the other person going "WELL SORRY FOR TRYING TO HELP YOU, I GUESS I WONT BOTHER NEXT TIME"
you fucking faggot
>No, why don't you shut the fuck up and realize how much of a retarded creepy inbred fuck you are beingare we really back to you needing to be right now?
f82a31 No.35641
>>35638I guess you haven't reading anything, so why don't you stay out of this? People like to get involved in things despite knowing shit, and it doesn't help anyone at all.
>>35639>man up, get over it and move on>Except I cant just get over it and move on, because there's still more shit ahead of me that I need to deal with. Soon too, so I can't even relax before it.>you realize, you your self is making all this worse by being unable to deal with it right?>Uh, except all this shit would still be bad regardless of all that. You don't understand me at all.And then you start being an asshole. But still, I don't see how that's anything like "THIS IS THE WRONG FUCKING KEY YOU DELUDED ASSHOLE FUCKING KILL YOUR SELF YOU FUCKING IDIOT".
>are we really back to you needing to be right now?What the fuck are you talking about?
>>35640cu
ck**
f8f775 No.35642
>>35641I'm cucking nobody!
5a5a2a No.35643
>>35633For the longest the only thing I ever found in myself was pretty much sorrow and regret and eventually I found some strength to try and change that and I decided to do something that could I thought could help which was going to college and with that I have found a whole new set of challenges and problems. Not too long after my Mjolnir pendant broke I have taken that as sign that it was something I can to do on my own without the Gods help no matter the hardship.
You cant always know where you are and crossroads are never apparent until you are at one. I feel the Gods brought me to one after my last choice failed terribly, Though I felt I failed in the Army and still honestly do feel like a failure that allowed me to go to College on the GI Bill and opened new paths for me I didn't think of. I wandered for a while but I found a path, I have suffered but found some success and while I can't always see it at the time there is some good.
830753 No.35644
>>35641hay hay what's your example I'm using you cannot fault me for using your explanations there
come to think of it there, I don't think you've answered me when I said you to show that you said you appreciated my trying
the core issue of every argument we get into, you needing to be right over the other person
f82a31 No.35647
>>35642Look up there. See that?
You just cucked yourself>>35644But my examples made sense in my context, yours didn't.
>>35644I didn't outright say "THANK YOU SPIDER FOR YOUR GOODWILL" but I didn't have to, it's not a requirement. Doesn't mean it isn't true though.
>the core issue of every argument we get into, you needing to be right over the other personActually, I think it's you needing to be right over the other person. You could have just said "Yeah, I guess it doesn't always work but hey… it'll be over eventually, so just look forward to that" (or something like that). But instead you sperg out big time.
Kill yourself.
12eebe No.35648
>>35646At this point, do you expect any better of the board? f82a31 No.35649
>>35646Yeah but you would say that because you're a cuck…
>>35643Well I don't even know what I can do to improve things. I'm not expecting life to always be easy and for things to always be clear, but I just want something more than what I've had for… well, for years now. It feels like for ever good day I have, I get a month of bad days and a week of ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE days.
830753 No.35650
>>35646send halp
>>35647>But my examples made sense in my context, yours didn't.that's what you think
>THANK YOU SPIDER FOR YOUR GOODWILLwhat did you say then? I asked you to point out what you said three times now
and you could of just said "thanks" but instead you turned this into you needing to be right, again
3b97b7 No.35651
>>35648I do!>>35649Don't be like that bbyckes!
I do this out of love for you!;_;>>35650My own help would be to hit both of you and tell you to shut up.
f82a31 No.35652
>>35650Yes, that's what I think because it does make sense. I wouldn't just pull metaphors and analogies out of my ass for no reason. I used ones that make sense, at least to people that aren't retarded.
>what did you say then? I asked you to point out what you said three times now What part of "I didn't outright say" do you not understand?
>and you could of just said "thanks" but instead you turned this into you needing to be right, againStop trying to turn this on me. I'm incredibly upset, and your advice didn't help and was poorly thought out- you pretty much used copypasta advice. It's not like you actually considered my feelings and my situation and stuff. But yet, you expect me to praise you for all that? When i'm so incredibly upset, you think I should be taking the time to thank you for your "effort"?
You are cancer.
>>35651I wish that were true but it's not. You only do it out of love for
BIGBLACKCOCKS f8f775 No.35653
>>35645Russia doesn't count
some women there are so many they may aswell have 10" cocks f8f775 No.35654
f82a31 No.35655
>>35653Reported for triggering
5a5a2a No.35657
>>35649You aren't Odin you cant know all let alone always know what to do. That want you feel to have something more is the strength you need.If it takes years it takes years and I can't guarantee that all the suffering will truly be worth it but when you succeed I think you will feel it was.
I think I am just repeating things but this is honestly how I deal with all the hardship I have had in my life. I haven't had the success I wanted/want and while I may come close to just giving up I haven't and I thank the Gods for that tiny bit of strength.
f8f775 No.35658
>>35655This isn't tubmblr, triggering doesn't count
sorry I know it's a touchy subject, it wasn't aimed at you>>35656I can be your fantasysweetheart;) f82a31 No.35659
>>35656GET OUTTA TOWN!>>35657I can understand if it takes years but I feel like I should at least have a future in sight. Some hope to cling on to.
I have no strength and no gods to thank for it. People think this is all just because of the russian girl but it's not. I'm having a major existential crisis and that's ignoring all the icing on the cake that just makes it worse.
I feel I should make a blood sacrifice :_;
f82a31 No.35660
>>35658>tubmlrTypical irish spelling tbh
I want cold war 2. I want to nuke the shit out of russia! Fucking commies. what was a noble lover of freedom like me thinking? I'll never be able to liberate them :_: 3b97b7 No.35661
>>35658I can be yourgirlfriend for tonight.(;>>35659Not without you honey
**bunz. f8f775 No.35662
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>>35660I'm typical Irish
like being drunk right nowcut me some slackwait till /pol/ liberates Russia>>35661What about myboyfriendforlife:)>>35661 f82a31 No.35663
>>35661pls stop trying to cuck me, a cuck can't cuck a cuck, that's just too many layers of cucking…
>>35662I hope /pol/ does. I will burn their fields and rape their women. I will shed the blood of a thousand communist fucking shits.
f8f775 No.35664
>>35663You're drunk…
on that vodka you mentioned earlierright?
3b97b7 No.35665
>>35662That sounds like a
n idea that's not going to happen.>>35663I can't be stopped. 5a5a2a No.35666
>>35659Hope wont always be there and a future wont always be visible its why you have to hold onto that desire/want its your anchor don't lose it.
There is no problem that is ever within the scope that an observer can see. I really don't know what your going through and I can't truthfully, I can only tell you what I am doing in general.
Honor your Gods and it may help I don't know.
830753 No.35667
spoilers are for double gaylords
f82a31 No.35668
>>35664No. I don't want anything russian near me. I have nothing to drink.
I hate how I don't have a crutch. Some people have a bad day so they'll get drunk or they'll smoke or something but… I have nothing like that.
>>35665stop bully pls
>>35666Hold onto what desire? I don't know what I want. I don't just want to drift through life without a goal, but that's what I feel like I've been doing for so long.
>>35667btfo tbh
f8f775 No.35669
>>35665You
hurt me deeplyI just want to cuddle with youand treat you rightlike a princess>>35668You should've took the alcohol, it would've taken the egde off things
>tfw 2 1/2 cans of beer leftHelp me
f82a31 No.35670
>>35669But all I had was vodka. If I can't be inside russians then I certainly wont fucking be letting them inside me!
3b97b7 No.35671
>>35664>tfw can't drink alcohol cause it's too late nowAt least I have Ginger Ale.
>>35668Out of love.>>35669Can it be like aPrinceinstead?I don't take too kind being treated like a girl.Homie don't play thatgayshit.>>35670Vodka is more of a Slavic drink than just Russian actually. Besides, I doubt that vodka was made in Russia.
Mine is though. f8f775 No.35672
>>35670You gotta learn to compartmentalise
believe me, I know all about that so you had a bad experience with a Russian, don't let it spoil Russians entirely for you
f8f775 No.35673
>>35671maybe I can make an exception for youso long as I getsexualpleasure out of our arrangement 3b97b7 No.35674
>>35673I'll give youplatonicpleasure.That's the best I can do. 5a5a2a No.35675
>>35668The want for more then what you have. It is a general desire but you can not wield a sword without knowing where the handle is. You will eventually get a handle and a more clear desire. Odin is wanderer so you too will have to wander for a while till your picture of your future is as sharp as a swords edge.
f82a31 No.35676
>>35671You don't do it out of love. You say you do but you're just another bully.
>>35672No. You see. Firstly.
Dumb slut fucked me around
and not in the way I like and like they say
better dead than red
I'm gonna go volunteer for the ukraine army and shoot some russian fucks. RAcewar now
f8f775 No.35677
>>35676let me know when you're goingi'll get a boat to bongland and meet you so we can go together 1dfe98 No.35678
I always feel out of place here. I can't join in on other conversations because it'd feel weird to me and i can't start them because i suck at that.i don't act the same way as most do here either,but i can't get myself to leave.
Sorry i had to get that off my chest, ignore it if you want to.
f82a31 No.35679
>>35678You can join in some, just make sure you know shit or AT LEAST have some dank memes
88e923 No.35680
Whats going on in this thead
1dfe98 No.35681
3b97b7 No.35682
>>35676I can really bully you if that's what you want.>>35678Sounds like a drug.
1dfe98 No.35683
>>35682I hope not, I don't wanna be a druggie.
1dfe98 No.35684
Did I kill the thread again?
3b97b7 No.35685
>>35683I do. Want you to be a druggie I mean. I don't want to be a druggie.
>>35684It's nap time for the Euros is all.
1dfe98 No.35686
>>35685Why do you want me to be a druggie?
830753 No.35688
>>35685where's the bloody americans?
5a5a2a No.35689
>>35683Whats a matter with being a druggie?
1dfe98 No.35690
>>35689I don't want to be a person that relies on drugs to be happy.
3b97b7 No.35691
>>35686So I can force you to do things! >:)
This is a joke by the way.>>35688It's going to be nap time for them too soon!
5a5a2a No.35693
>>35690>implying you are happy when you are addictedYou are happy when you break an addiction though
1dfe98 No.35694
>>35691Well, you don't have to give me drugs to force me to do things.
d524ef No.35695
(You)
1dfe98 No.35696
>>35693Sorry i wasn't thinking. I don't want to go through the process of removing addiction or even having it though.
5a5a2a No.35697
>>35696I know what you meant I was just joking around.
Don't get addicted to any drugs no matter how fun painkillers are or seem to be
3b97b7 No.35698
>>35692It's SSFTs turn to take a nap time then.>>35694Really?
You'll cut your leg off if I ask? 1294d0 No.35700
>>35698No nothing that far…
>>35697I won't i promise
3b97b7 No.35701
>>35700Well shucks, looks like we need drugs then.
1294d0 No.35702
3b97b7 No.35703
>>35702It will only hurt for a second!
1294d0 No.35704
>>35703Yeah but that second will be extremely painful.
3b97b7 No.35705
>>35704Pfft…that's what the drugs are for!
f8f775 No.35706
>>35702>>35703Do it, you'll get a sick crutch and you can tell all the girls that russian gangsters cut it off when you were protecting a maidens honour!
1294d0 No.35707
>>35705>>35706… Ok I'll do it.
3b97b7 No.35708
>>35706Wait man really? Shit, I'll cut my own arm off then! And a leg!
f8f775 No.35709
>>35707That's a good boy
>>35708Yeah! I chopped my fingers off and I get laid hourly! subscribe to my adware…I mean blog to find out my secret!
3b97b7 No.35710
>>35709I'm sold. Take me to it now!
f8f775 No.35711
>>35710bend overand mail me your pantiesyou're going commandoslave;) 3b97b7 No.35712
>>35711So it's…"bendoverandmailmeyourpantiesyou'regoingcommandoslave;)"…pretty long URL there. So is that .com or .org?:^) f8f775 No.35713
>>35712It's .opendatboyholeslut
3b97b7 No.35714
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1294d0 No.35715
This got rather lewd quickly
f8f775 No.35716
>>35714it was literalnot a URLbend over for mei'll treat you right 88e923 No.35717
>>35715Seems to happen a lot with you
f8f775 No.35719
>>35718You don't know if they're lies till you give me a chancebaby 1294d0 No.35720
3b97b7 No.35721
>>35719*Take the chance of being lied to again?
**Okay!>>35720Nah, don't get sucked up into this. It will steal your soul.
f8f775 No.35722
>>35721I won't lie to youever 5a5a2a No.35723
Hurry you guys with your lewd
feel free to keep going I will be asleep soon anyway
f8f775 No.35724
>>35723That reminds me, I still have a whole
half can to drink before I sleep
3b97b7 No.35725
>>35722>Can't tell if this is a lie or not>>35723This ain't lewd! I'll show yah lewd!
1294d0 No.35726
>>35721
>lewd >my soulThat's honestly a tough choice.
88e923 No.35727
More people who don't want me. Awesome.
f8f775 No.35728
>>35725I don't lie anywayit's the truthalways 5a5a2a No.35729
>>35725You don't need to show me that I got drunk things to do anyway
3b97b7 No.35730
>>35726You probably have no soul anyways, you damn soulless bastard.
I'm being sarcastic about this by the way. Don't take it serious.>>35727I don't even want me man…
>>35728Oh yeah,me neither.I think I don't anywaysYou still can't have my panties. 88e923 No.35731
>>35730There's something we share
f8f775 No.35732
>>35730I can settle foryourboyholewanna be my cocksosock;) 1294d0 No.35733
>>35730Don't worry about it, taking stuff less serious now anyway
3b97b7 No.35734
>>35731I hate sharing.
>>35732This is the most vulgar thing I've heard today.And no.Wanna be mine though? ;)>>35733Just have to make sure. Don't wanna offend someone with my sarcasm like I normally do.
f8f775 No.35735
>>35734if you're my cocksocki'm yours;) 88e923 No.35736
>>35734Good thing its not tangible.
3b97b7 No.35737
>>35735Sign me up then!>>35736Doesn't matter! I hate sharing anything!
d524ef No.35738
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830753 No.35739
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88e923 No.35740
Alright have it all.
d524ef No.35741
>>35739not trying to spam btw
I'm just being a baby
830753 No.35742
>>35741one big post isn't spam
lots of the same post is
d524ef No.35743
If there's any wisdom I can impart upon all of you, anything that can really truly free you from the shackles of your loneliness, it is this:
Crazy doesn't cancel out crazy. It compounds and multiplies.
We're all crazy here. All of us. Each and everyone. In different ways and to different degrees, but none of us are sane and rational people.
Do not try to date someone from here. Do not. Do not try to make a relationship "work." Don't let a little silly flirtation turn into something serious. Don't let lonely desperation turn into clinginess.
Learn to enjoy being alone, because it's the only advantage you have over people who spend all day wondering where their bitch-ass cheating whore of a girlfriend is and why she hasn't texted them back yet.
88e923 No.35744
I can't help who I love
3b97b7 No.35746
>>35743Speak for yourself faggot.
f8f775 No.35748
>>35737*signs you up* we're now each others
cocksock 3b97b7 No.35750
>>35747I really hope so at this point.
>>35748Good!
It was getting rather cold down there. 88e923 No.35751
>>35745I do. You seem to give a shit about me and I appreciate that.
d524ef No.35752
>>35750I found a way to cope.
88e923 No.35753
>>35752Teach me your ways
830753 No.35754
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>>35751well quit being a cutie then
f8f775 No.35755
>accidentally swipe right on a fat chick on tinder
>IT A MATCH!
She couldn't handle my alcoholic tendencies!
Help pls!
eb6dac No.35756
>>35751I'm curious who you are?
88e923 No.35757
>>35754I just be me!
>>35756Who are you?
5a5a2a No.35758
>>35755>no matches yetsoon though since literally I just started an hour ago
eb6dac No.35759
>>35757I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
f8f775 No.35760
>>35758I've ran out of matches for now
830753 No.35761
>>35757so long as you are you
88e923 No.35762
>>35761Its all I know how to be.
be5738 No.35763
>be in bed
>no posts
>outside
>y'all start posting
Tfw I overslept
5a5a2a No.35764
>if you don't have a beard you better have a nice personality
literally the best girl on tinder
f8f775 No.35765
>>35764Marry her before I do
5a5a2a No.35766
>>35765My beard is to great for you too compete
92bfc0 No.35767
>tfw no beard
be5738 No.35768
>people here using tinder
Fucking normies get OUTTTTT SKREEEEEEEEEEEEE
92bfc0 No.35769
>>35768>skreeIt's ree, you dumb normie.
f8f775 No.35770
>>35765Ginger beards get ridiculed even in ireland…
be5738 No.35771
>>35769Oh, I guess I'll just leave myself
5a5a2a No.35772
>>35767I am so sorry to hear that
>>35770Everyone loves a ginger beard!
f8f775 No.35773
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>>35768I'm just using it for the craic
>>35772Ginger beard are
laughed at
1294d0 No.35774
>tfw i don't even know what tinder is
I'm the least normie here
5a5a2a No.35775
>>35773Not true at all, I have had nothing but good things said about my beard!
3b97b7 No.35776
>>35770>>35773Isn't being a redhead an Irish thing though?
Why is it even called ginger? Shit doesn't look like the call of ginger at all.
>>35774No one mentions it at school?
f8f775 No.35777
>>35775>he thinks colour blind girls compliments are worth mentioning you'll still fit in over here, don't worry f8f775 No.35778
>>35776Even gingers get made fun of over here though!
1294d0 No.35779
>>35776I don't listen in on others conversations.
92bfc0 No.35780
I'll never understand the banter against redheads. It's always existed here.
be5738 No.35781
>>35774It's a dating app, a picture of someone shows up and you can either like hot or not her.
If she votes you you positive too you get a march
3b97b7 No.35782
>>35778That's dumb. You're dumb.
>>35779But it's fun!
>>35781>dating app f8f775 No.35783
>>35782You're amerilard, you're dumb.
be5738 No.35784
>>35782Fine, meeting app then
1294d0 No.35785
>>35781
>judging just on apperancesNah.
3b97b7 No.35786
>>35783Oh yeah?! Wanna say that to my face bitch?!
>>35784Try hook up for sex app.
>>35785That's normies for you.
92bfc0 No.35787
>>35784It's more of a hook-up thing.
5a5a2a No.35788
>>35776>>35780Hey only my beard is red so I am not a redhead just a gingerbeard man.
>>35777My luck would have to be really shitty if only colorblind women liked me.
Don't you worry! I am not worried. be5738 No.35789
>>35787>>35787>>35786I know what tinder is… Please stop correcting me, I only slept for 4 hours!
f8f775 No.35790
>>35786You. Are. An. Amerilard!
3b97b7 No.35791
>>35788>gingerbeard manHeh, clever.
>>35789*correctioncorrectioncorrection*
>>35790…That's not to my face.
be5738 No.35792
>>35791Stop it you… you fag!
f8f775 No.35793
>>35791Come over here then
i'll even do you missionary so I look you in the face while I say it be5738 No.35794
>>35793Whoah that's lewd man. It's a bit early for that
3b97b7 No.35795
>>35792nou!
>>35793You'd really insult someone to their face like that while fucking them? be5738 No.35796
>>35795I'm not a fag, I mean I'm totally a girl~!
f8f775 No.35797
>>35794>early>implying i'm not still drunk from last night>>35795Oh come on, you secretly like to get trashtalked while getting railed ;)
5a5a2a No.35798
>>35791I wont lie I did not come up with gingerbeard man I heard it from someone
3b97b7 No.35799
>>35796Oh, then you bitch!
>>35797Assuming this is true, that's the stupidest insult you could pick.
>>35798Hey, as long as you give credit!
f8f775 No.35800
>>35799I wasn't insulting, but I am going to bed now, goodnight everyone
and my cock sock<3 88e923 No.35801
I hope you feel better tomorrow
3b97b7 No.35802
>>35800Sleep well, don't think too much.
be5738 No.35803
1294d0 No.35804
Anyone still alive?
1b5b92 No.35805
1294d0 No.35806
>>35804No wait that was just 20 mins… I guess I'm just lonely.
1294d0 No.35807
3b97b7 No.35809
I know it's a bit early, but I went ahead and made a new thread since I'm about to go to bed.
So here's some new stuff.
>>35808>>35808>>35808 >>35808>>35808 ←new thread
1b5b92 No.35810
>>35809
>200 posts behindYou really like making threads don't you.
0487ac No.36053
>>35678So why are you here to begin with
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