ff2f49 No.37930[Last 50 Posts]
Steam Friends General 57
Reading diaries of dead Space Pirates: edition
This is also fun to read along with diaries of a dead Space Pirate.
Post your ID in the steamID [
>>4 ] thread, then post here. Having colored IDs from the Options tag in the top-right is recommended.
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>>37220 c6928e No.37932
This early thread meme has to end.
ff2f49 No.37933
>>37932The posts end at like 750, and a new should be made before everyone wakes up again. It's not that early.
Just didn't post it cause I'm a bit busy and it's been slow.
ff8ae5 No.37936
>tfw to much alcohol in my system
rip in guts pray that I dot have migraine tomorrow you guys
f0577e No.37937
>>37936burt died as he lived
piss ass drunk
525c96 No.37939
RIP Space Pirat
525c96 No.37941
>>37940RIP me
It is a suprise I managed to get to the train station
f0577e No.37943
>>37941the train station got to you
ad147a No.37944
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I'm horny, who wants to erp?
155c2d No.37946
>tfw spider aint never gon treat you like a real lady
a4e87d No.37947
>>37946`
Because you aren't a lady!
155c2d No.37948
>>37947 t r i g g e r e d
a4e87d No.37949
f0577e No.37950
>>37946>real ladyayy bby u wan sum fuk with muh dick bby gurl I'll luv u all night sugar bums
edd829 No.37952
b675ef No.37954
im so cold
b99cb6 No.37956
>>37954don't worry, the war sun of iraq will warm us
>>37955wanna go spread the religion of peace? csgo that is
b99cb6 No.37957
5a6808 No.37958
>>37954>yuru yuriGood taste. Best character, even.
edd829 No.37959
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>>37956Sure, whenever you want to.
b675ef No.37961
im going to go hang out with a friend today because i am not a loser
155c2d No.37962
b675ef No.37964
155c2d No.37965
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>tfw no qt patrician gf
b675ef No.37966
>>37965i used to go on /mu/ do i count
155c2d No.37969
>>37966>/mu/>patricianLet me guess, you love Death Grips and Neutral Milk Hotel?
b675ef No.37971
>>37969i dont like death grips at all
b675ef No.37972
525c96 No.37973
>>37961tfw just got done lunching with someone
155c2d No.37974
>>37972boring tbh
I want a flm patrician gf anyway, not a music one.
ff8ae5 No.37975
>wake up
>still drunk
oh man class is going to be fun
155c2d No.37978
>>37975>tfw got like 5 hours sleep>tfw no alchohol but want to drink already 525c96 No.37979
Smh, why is the only redeeming factor of my country that you can abuse the goverment fot money.
I want to lve somewhere else, but where
155c2d No.37981
>>37979>I want to lve somewhere else, but whereK E N T
E
N
T
e1c14a No.37982
155c2d No.37983
e1c14a No.37984
>>37982Meant to quote
>>37979 edd829 No.37985
>>37979Europe is the only place chill tho.
525c96 No.37986
>>37985But where
>>37982NY seems super busy
>>37981Why kent?
e1c14a No.37987
>>37986Not Upstate New York
b675ef No.37988
C O R N W A L L
O
R
N
W
A
L
L
155c2d No.37989
>>37986Because im here! It's also near London and there's access to france/mainland europe
155c2d No.37990
>>37988>not the real Cornwallwhy bother
525c96 No.37991
>>37988What about it
>>37989Wooow who says I want to live near you
155c2d No.37992
525c96 No.37993
e1416d No.37994
>>37992Where would you want to live one day?
b6df59 No.37995
I want to add hero but I'm too shy and he has some of my friends added. I just want someone nice to talk to…
fd3cb1 No.37996
>car with German license plate driving around the parking lot
Vanser fuck off
Also Gropy I saw a flyer on the floor advertizing your friend Geert Wilders his campaign
e1416d No.37998
>>37996Why would I ever drive through the Netherlands? I just have to go to Venlo to get everything I need.
edd829 No.37999
>>37996I want to meet Geert just so I can call him a kankerhomo, he's epic, I wish I was dutch just for the dutch politics.
155c2d No.38000
>>37994Oooh, that's a good question. Well hm, I'd quite like to live in a city so there'd be more stuff to do, but I quite appreciate the serenity of the countryside too. I once did housesitting for a week in the countryside during winter, feeding chickens, walking their dog through the woods, having a nice open fire, hearing spooky sounds (the house was near a pond that had been used to drown women that were suspected of being witches), etc.
It was pleasant as fuck and I would love to do it again.
fd3cb1 No.38001
>>37999You'd probably get jumped on by his six bodyguards.
>>37998LIES
155c2d No.38002
Also, I just realized
>38001
>there have been over 38k posts on this board
How the hell? That sounds like a lot, all things considered.
edd829 No.38003
>>38001For calling him names? lol
fd3cb1 No.38004
>>38003Yes for getting up close and calling him names.
e1416d No.38005
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>>38000I mean what country…
>>38001No lies, the Netherlands have nothing else.
fd3cb1 No.38006
>>38005Lies lies lies lies
e1416d No.38007
>>38006Then why do you want to leave?
155c2d No.38008
32dcaa No.38009
test
155c2d No.38010
fd3cb1 No.38011
>>38009Why do you keep testing
32dcaa No.38012
155c2d No.38013
fd3cb1 No.38014
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American teamspeaks are so lonely…..
ff8ae5 No.38015
>had to do a group presentation semi-drunk
I was still the best presenter in my group and did amazing minus the part where I spaced out and lost track of what I was saying.
You guys should remind me to never drink a whole bottle of Jameson the night before a presentation
fd3cb1 No.38016
>>38015I have to do an English presentation tomorrow.
I don't understand why though. My teach knows how well I speak English and so does everyone else in my class.
ff8ae5 No.38017
>>38016You do it because you were told to plus since you're so good it shouldn't be a problem
e1416d No.38018
>>38014Come to me Teamspeak. >:3
fd3cb1 No.38019
>>38017But I don't wannaaaaaaaaa
>>38018
>Come to me teamspeakDon't you mean my teamspeak?
ff8ae5 No.38020
>>38019But you got tooooooo
e1416d No.38021
e1416d No.38022
Always fun being 9-14 in CS:GO and still turning it into a win.
155c2d No.38023
Why is Mafia 1 so fucking hard sometimes?
It's not even being hard in a fun way, and I will literally murder any fuck who tells me "git gud xD"
e1416d No.38024
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>>38023The only unfair mission is the race. And they even made it easier with all the patches I think.
ea6e3d No.38025
>>38023Think of it this way, it's better to have to work to win than to get bored with it because it's super easy.
c6928e No.38028
>>38027what the fuck it eats underscores
155c2d No.38029
>>38024Sometimes the game, especially the driving is pretty buggy too. Plenty of times i've hit something and then flipped in the air, or drove into something tiny and then gotten stuck on it.
>>38025Well yeah I like a good challenge but then there's a fun/good challenge and then there's a stupid challenge. Besides, after hours of trying to do the same thing, i'm thinking less of the difficulty and more "I could have spent that time watching a film".
c6928e No.38031
In seriousness I think mafia has some pretty slick EAX support.
Do me a favour and play with this:
http://community.pcgamingwiki.com/files/file/28-creative-alchemy-universal/ if you don't have a creative card
155c2d No.38032
>>38031Oh uh, I dunno if I have a creative card. I doubt it. But still, not sure if I can be bothered to start modding. The game is giving me a big enough headache already
c6928e No.38033
>>38032its not a mod, just a super simple one click eax enabler thingie
e1416d No.38034
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>>38029I never really had any problems at any mission except the race because the car controls are just bad.
ff8ae5 No.38035
>>38029I did always hate the driving in that game
52d814 No.38036
>>37950>ayy bby u wan sum fukThis pick up line has gotten me places.
edd829 No.38037
>>38036Prison? A slap in the face?
52d814 No.38038
>>38037Santa's naughty list.
52d814 No.38039
>>38035God, I remember playing Mafia on my friend's PS2. We probably spent a good hour trying to finish some kind of race and we kept on swerving out of control on turns.
ea6e3d No.38043
>>38029Well, ok that makes sense. Better to do something you enjoy than something that's difficult.
eafd56 No.38044
8 cans of Fosters, Drown Out playing in the background, Hotline Miami 2 around the corner, my butt is ready.
ff2f49 No.38049
Anyone else feeling tired today? For the first four hours I was awake my brain has been pumping in the melatonin or something. I was pretty much half-asleep all day. Someone told me it's all because of the Daylight Savings change.
fd3cb1 No.38051
>>38049Same here, but it isn't changed Daylight yet here.
e1416d No.38052
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>>38049No, every day is full of energy!
eafd56 No.38053
>>38049Thought about getting some glucose tablets? They can sort you out.
And I'm only tired when in the bath, feels like my soul is getting sucked out.
ff8ae5 No.38054
>>38049Yeah but I don't think it is due to daylights saving for me
ff2f49 No.38055
>>38052Give me some!
>>38053Glucose tablets? Those don't necessarily sound like a good idea for me. I think I get enough sugar going through my body.
eafd56 No.38057
>>38055Then I'm guessing you'll probably need slow burning stuff like carbs and that.
e1416d No.38058
>>38055I don't like sharing.
52d814 No.38059
>>38049Its become normal for me to feel tired.
ff2f49 No.38061
>>38058Then give it all to me!
>>38059Well it's normal for me too, but this was excessive. It felt like I only got 4 hours of sleep.
e1416d No.38062
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>>38061Never! Get your own!
ea6e3d No.38063
>>38049Yes, but I like sleeping so it's not too bad.
fd3cb1 No.38065
What's everyone up to?
ff8ae5 No.38066
>>38065egg hunting
I want to hit monsters with my hammer not steal their eggs
edd829 No.38067
Building a trade empire!!
edd829 No.38068
fd3cb1 No.38069
>>38066
>EggstractionsThose are fun missions
ff2f49 No.38070
>>38062I'll get my own then.
By stealing it from you.>>38065Just kind of waiting for the point where I have to leave to go to class.
eafd56 No.38071
>>38065Drinking booze and filling out my life's history to move out.
Better be drunk for this.
52d814 No.38072
>>38065Watching Top Gear (UK).
ea6e3d No.38073
>>38065Chatting. Would much rather be playing games.
e1416d No.38074
>>38065Playing CS:Gay.
>>38070No. ff8ae5 No.38075
>>38069Yeah they are pretty fun
but still I want bash monsters like Thor with my hammer
155c2d No.38077
So, I watched the rest of that film
>girl finds out she's got a dick
>goes back in time and impregnates her past self
>gives birth to herself
>becomes a time agent trying to stop a terrorist, who she also happens to be
w t f
t
f
5a6808 No.38078
eafd56 No.38079
>>38077Such is life with Time Fcukery.
eafd56 No.38080
>>38078Janitor, best class.
ff8ae5 No.38081
>>38077That sounds familiar
155c2d No.38082
>>38081Did you fuck your self and give birth to yourself?
ff8ae5 No.38083
eafd56 No.38084
>>38083Would it count as cloning, incest or whatever?
Won't you birth a more retarded version of yourself every time?
ff8ae5 No.38085
>>38084If time travel is involved you will always birth an exact version of your self
ea6e3d No.38086
>>38085Which one would your consciousness be in? The one doing the birthing or the one being born? This is taking into account what you said.
eafd56 No.38087
>>38085>Confirmed for time travellerWhat happens to the oculus?
155c2d No.38088
>>38086They'd all have a conscience, surely. But I guess your one would be in well, whatever stage you're at the time. I doubt your conscience suddenly transfers or anything
ff8ae5 No.38089
>>38086Well both
read All You Zombies its a short story that nonons movies was probably based off of
>>38087I can't tell you about the future that would be morally wrong
eafd56 No.38090
>>38089Hey, you're the time traveller, you already broke the laws of physics, told get all preachy on me.
ea6e3d No.38091
>>38088It could be a possibility, we have no idea how time travel could work if it were possible, it could do a lot of things people haven't thought of.
>>38089So you control both at once? That has to be confusing.
52d814 No.38092
>>38077I will never know what the film is called.
eafd56 No.38093
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Got this posted to me.
ff8ae5 No.38094
>>38090Hey dont be getting all upset
>>38091No the other you would just be like another person to you but you will eventually do what they are doing or already have.
eafd56 No.38095
>>38094I just want my VR porn. ;w;
155c2d No.38096
>>38089>All You Zombies>its a short story that nonons movies was probably based off ofYou're right! Goshy gosh Burty :3
>>38091True but I mean, just using common sense really :^)
I just think it would create another conscience and they would be yours still technically, but you wouldn't be able to know them all. Sure you might know what they are thinking, but only based on memory/experience.
ea6e3d No.38097
>>38094Oh now I get it. My bad, sorry.
>>38096Yeah I think I was taking it too literally or something.
ff8ae5 No.38099
>>38095VR porn is pretty great
>>38096I told you it was familiar
155c2d No.38100
>looking up ZombiU to see if it's worth getting (it's on sale)
>see this:
"ZombiU is a FPS disguised as a survival horror game. It fails at both fronts. If you want a good FPS get Mass Effect. If you want a good survival horror type game, get Dead Space."
I swear to fucking god I hope i'm being trolled
ea6e3d No.38101
>>38100I've been seeing people confusing
"shooter" with "fps" a lot recently and it's getting on my nerves. Do people not know what first person means?
155c2d No.38102
>>38101>Do people not know what first person means?It means you shoot the first person you see, right? :^)
fd3cb1 No.38103
>>38100Don't get ZombieU please
155c2d No.38104
>>38103Why not? I haven't decided, i'm just considering it. I can get it for £5 new and i've heard good things so.. y'know
fd3cb1 No.38105
>>38104I heard mostly negative shit about it.
Your choice
155c2d No.38106
fd3cb1 No.38107
ff8ae5 No.38108
>3 hour java class soon
Just shoot me now
52d814 No.38109
>>38104Game seems interesting according to what I've read from non-mainstream reviews.
eafd56 No.38110
>>38108ENJOY EVERY MOMENT WHILE YOU CAN.
Allow me to entertain you!
ff8ae5 No.38111
>>38110well I am pretty sure that could help
2a3cd3 No.38113
What is going on today?
eafd56 No.38114
Burt has a 3 hour lecture about the joys of Java, even though he's a time-traveller, I'm drinking piss lager like nobodies business, Nonon is getting trolled by Steam Curators and Vaultdweller is probably an Allium on SS13.
Same shit, different day.
fd3cb1 No.38115
>>38113Nothing for for me.
For some reason I'm really god damn lonely.
And I am not in the mood to play anything.
155c2d No.38116
>>38114>Nonon is getting trolled by Steam CuratorsDont make assumptions!!!!
b99cb6 No.38117
>>38113Nothin much. Havin my monthly dose of zombie autism
eafd56 No.38118
>>38116It ain't assumptions if I claim to be an oracle.
155c2d No.38119
>>38118But i'm not getting mad at Steam curators! Why would they even be talking about a Wii U game? You're 100% silly
eafd56 No.38120
I'm a drunken shithead, take me to adventure please.
I mean, drag me into videogames, I wanna play with you.
e1c14a No.38121
>>38112Knight princess is best princess
>tfw no joan of arc gf eafd56 No.38122
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>>38119Searched up 100% silly.
Got this picture.
Seems relevant.
Gonna play WoW drunk now.
eafd56 No.38123
>>38121I'm a golem guy, myself.
155c2d No.38124
>tfw no ghost gf
ea6e3d No.38125
>>38124You can't hug a ghost though.
155c2d No.38128
>>38125But she can manipulate things and possess others.
>>38127>when someone told me they had a crush on meSorry, I know I should have waited longer to tell you…
fd3cb1 No.38129
>>38128It wasn't you!
And you don't even like me
eafd56 No.38130
>>38127Your friends love you for who you are.
Sure, you're not going to stick your dick in them (unless drugs are involved), but you know, you're not forsaken.
155c2d No.38131
>>38129>>38129>And you don't even like meRude tbh :-;
fd3cb1 No.38132
>>38131>>38131It's true though!
>>38130But I want to be loved loved!
ea6e3d No.38133
>>38128But you can't hug her.
2a3cd3 No.38134
I got some pizza at a joint I've never been to. Great pizza, 10 bucks for two mediums.
Bretty great.
Now I'm going to activate Persona 4.
155c2d No.38135
>>38132R U D E
U
D
E
>>38133True but she can still possess cute girls that you can huge. It's like… why have a meal when you can have a feast?
eafd56 No.38136
eafd56 No.38137
>>38134I envy you.
Stop living the life I want.
fd3cb1 No.38138
>>38136Because knowing there is someone waiting for you return to shower you with love is a nice feeling!
>>38135Prove it!
155c2d No.38139
>>38138No, prove that you deserve my love!
b99cb6 No.38140
>>38132>desperately looking for love like this0/10. dumb af imo
ea6e3d No.38141
>>38135That's not hugging HER though. You can never hug her, at least until you're dead, and even then I don't think ghosts can touch each other.
eafd56 No.38142
>>38138I can't argue with that, it's something you gotta work on though.
You can get that same feeling with roommates, just more a platonic thing.
fd3cb1 No.38143
>>38140Fuckoff!
Chaika's a shit!
fd3cb1 No.38144
>>38142Well there are no dorms here so I cant get roomies
eafd56 No.38145
>>38144Yeah… can't help you, too drunk.
Google that shit.
2a3cd3 No.38146
>>38137I can't help being this cool.
>>38142Platonic is top tier.
eafd56 No.38147
>>38146I drink to you, my man.
Platonic love is indeed the best.
52d814 No.38148
>>38123>>38121I'm having trouble deciding between Goblin slave fuckfest or adventure time.
eafd56 No.38149
>>38148Can you combine the two?
edd829 No.38150
>>38127>mfw he removes me because I had tsun love for himfeel ;;
fd3cb1 No.38151
>>38150You didn't though, I took a hit in Monhun for you to respond
Edit now two
52d814 No.38152
>>38132The attention whoring is really starting to piss me off.
>>38134Aren't mediums usually 5 bucks each?
fd3cb1 No.38153
>>38152Sorry for having a bad day….
eafd56 No.38154
b99cb6 No.38155
>>38143shush, n3rdboi. chaika is perfection
>>38154yandere love best love
2a3cd3 No.38156
>>38152Most major pizza establishments have them for about 5.49 or 5.99.
It was 5 even at the place I went, with no sales tax.
ff2f49 No.38157
>synthetic division
Why is this even a thing?
eafd56 No.38158
>>38155Indeed.
Nothing gets one wetter than warcrimes against erogenous zones.
ISIS best yandere lovers.
edd829 No.38159
>>38151I did tho, why are you doubting.
52d814 No.38160
>>38156Mother of god. It's like a stoner's paradise not having to count change.
>>38153I'm sorry that your post feels like it came straight out of /r9k/.
d4762a No.38161
>tfw no one to love
fd3cb1 No.38162
>>38159Sorry for doubting I guess.
>>38160Like I browse that shithole
eafd56 No.38163
Yo, anyone wanna come with me for a random raid on a random board?
eafd56 No.38164
>>38163Spreading the glory of videogames, of course.
b99cb6 No.38165
>>38161love is overrated, until you find it
>>38163lead the way
52d814 No.38166
>>38164I'm slowly downing a bottle of Cuban rum. I'm down for anything fun on a Monday.
eafd56 No.38167
f0577e No.38169
today is gay
eafd56 No.38170
>>38167Meaning, where should we go.
b99cb6 No.38171
fd3cb1 No.38172
>>38168No problem but you'll find someone better anyway!
eafd56 No.38173
>>38171I clicked on random boards.
Hence, the roll of the dice and randomness of it.
edd829 No.38174
>>38172not really, youre just the one pushing people away.
eafd56 No.38176
>>38175What do then? You pick a board.
52d814 No.38178
>>38176Jeeez clicking random leads mostly to dead boards.
52d814 No.38179
eafd56 No.38180
eafd56 No.38181
>>38179I will fap to all of ara now.
Forget the raid.
68ab1b No.38182
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>38165Well I love my beard so I guess that will do till I i find somebody
eafd56 No.38183
>>38179Hang on, got a better idea. You roll a random board, and that's your new avatar.
52d814 No.38184
>>38183I'll do it for the day. Rolling in a bit.
eafd56 No.38187
>>38186At least you got more than 3 pictures… or do we go for populated servers?
eafd56 No.38188
>>38186Furries raided that board too. My god.
eafd56 No.38189
>>38186you got SARS-chan too, Probably the best of all diseases.
52d814 No.38191
>>38188Yes, but furries raid
everythingAlso, dat SARS-chan love.
eafd56 No.38192
>>38191This idea was a bad idea, even by drunk levels.
I shoulda just hosted A 100% OJ game.
eafd56 No.38193
>>38191But yeah, I didn't know such a thing existed, random boards is a diamond in the rough thing.
eafd56 No.38194
52d814 No.38195
>>38190I don't have 100% OJ TT__TT
eafd56 No.38196
Welp, I just wasted a good time.
>>38195Hmmm… got me added on steam?
52d814 No.38199
>>38198Monday will gay us all.
eafd56 No.38200
>>38198I guess you have an expertise in gay then. You gay to gay me.
eafd56 No.38202
52d814 No.38203
>>38202Get in here for
SCIENCE eafd56 No.38204
>>38203It's like snakes and ladders on crack
155c2d No.38206
>tfw just watched UKIP: The First 100 Days
I fucking hate these damn liberals and their propaganda. This has just made me want to vote for UKIP, if only for the fact that I can laugh at the liberal tears that will flow.
eafd56 No.38214
>>38206Guess who is shit faced.
eafd56 No.38215
>>38206Oh, Green Party. Give them a chance.
They won't shit on our videogames.
ff8ae5 No.38216
>>38214I can say it is not me
155c2d No.38217
>>38215Will UKIP shit on our videogames?
eafd56 No.38218
>>38216Is that you John Wayne?
>>38217 No. They won't. UKIP and Greenparty should be the new left and right.
155c2d No.38219
>>38218I probably should learn more but… I think I want Green to win for real, but UKIP to win for bants. I'm trying to figure out what i'll enjoy more: Green Party's policies or the river of liberal tears
eafd56 No.38222
>>38219Of course UKIP should win for bants.
But your idea of banter is pig shit.
ff8ae5 No.38223
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155c2d No.38224
>>38222>But your idea of banter is pig shit.bit rude tbh
fk off
eafd56 No.38226
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>>38220All this, not scripted.
>>38224I am banter.
155c2d No.38227
eafd56 No.38228
>>38227Nonon, what is banter?
ff8ae5 No.38229
>>38225>>38226Thats why its the best part of the movie
155c2d No.38230
>>38228Hmpf, something lost on northerners!
eafd56 No.38231
>>38230Trust you to fall to that old argumet.
52d814 No.38232
>>38229I need my beard to grow more.
>>38231Alrighty then, I'm as confused leaving as I was going into that game.
eafd56 No.38233
>>38230I may be shitfaced, but this is why I'll always beat you.
I don't pretend to be something greater I am.
155c2d No.38235
>>38231>>38233Why are you so rude and butthurt all of a sudden? Who cucked you?
>>38233>this is why I'll always beat you.But you've never beaten me…
52d814 No.38236
>>38234Haven't shaved in two weeks, I'm getting there.
eafd56 No.38237
>>38235Why are you so sensitive?
Who cucked you?
ff8ae5 No.38238
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>>38236That's the spirit keep it up
155c2d No.38239
155c2d No.38241
>>38240Stop being rude. Last I checked, this isn't International Bully Nonon week, so stop it. I get enough shit from Spider.
eafd56 No.38242
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>>38241Ok, I tone it down.
eafd56 No.38243
>>38241Who else are you gonna hire?
155c2d No.38244
>>38242Hm, good. There's banter and then there's being rude. Know the difference.
eafd56 No.38245
>>38244Just call me a rudeboy, all day, err day.
52d814 No.38246
>>38243>>38244Somebody here isn't drunk enough to set aside petty issues.
>>38245Randomly I thought about Rihanna
eafd56 No.38247
>>38246TIME TO DRINK MORE. ROUND 2 NIGGERS.
eafd56 No.38248
>>38244>>38244Be honest, you hate this community.
155c2d No.38249
>>38245Being rude is bad.
>>38246>I consume alchohol ff8ae5 No.38251
>>38249w-whats a matter with consuming alcohol?
52d814 No.38252
>>38249You need more.
>>38251Nothing is wrong.
ff2f49 No.38254
>>38252This is the most fucked up thing I've seen today, and I've seen a few mirrors already!
eafd56 No.38255
>>38252Do I fuck it or beat the shit out of it?
Does it listen to reason?
155c2d No.38257
>>38256jk burty, you're on my good list for now
eafd56 No.38258
>>38246Indeed, banter and rude go hand in hamd.
If I were to call you a cunt, it's because I hold you in such high esteeem to call you these names, instead of covering you in bubblewrap.
52d814 No.38259
>>38255I don't know man. Use your discretion.
eafd56 No.38261
>>38259He has snakes for heads, and a human body… he's probably sentient.
Could clearly talk to him, if not, totes gonna run away.
155c2d No.38263
eafd56 No.38264
>>38259Push comes to shove mentality.
eafd56 No.38265
>>38259That thing clearly wants to suck me, and not in a sexual way.
52d814 No.38266
>>38260>>38263Natalia will prosecute you and your heart.
>>38265Well it was taken from
that board. So I'm not surprised if it wants to fuck you up in some way.
ff8ae5 No.38267
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>>38263Didn't I already do that?
>>38266Yes she will
eafd56 No.38268
>>38266Thank you, send the info to my DM, he will probably use it for his shit. I will use another avatar from the random.
155c2d No.38269
>>38267Do it again!
Don't think i'll come online again tho. Otherwise i'll just stay up really late and rant again :-;
ff8ae5 No.38271
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>>38269I guess I can but you gotta come online someday
>>38270 eafd56 No.38274
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155c2d No.38275
>>38273But eh, soon enough you'll be on the list of people that I hate or that hate me. Unless we get some new faces here, i'll be strung up on a branch by an SSFT lynch mob by the year's end.
ff8ae5 No.38276
>>38275You should be more optimistic
155c2d No.38277
>>38276Hey now, I think these things for a reason. I'm not very good at friendship maintenance, and most of the people I've befriended here have grown to hate me, or I just haven't talked to them enough for them to hate me yet.
I'm nuclear.
Born on Aug 6 so it's pretty much true ff8ae5 No.38278
>>38277As long as you don't try and shave off my beard I doubt that I will grow to hate you.
155c2d No.38279
>>38278I hope not and also I love your beard.
I hate having job interviews because it means having to shave. I look dorky without facial hair :_;
52d814 No.38280
>>38279At least you have interviews. I just have resumes that end up going nowhere.
155c2d No.38281
>>38280I rarely have interviews.
52d814 No.38282
>>38281I got close once, but I ended up in the hospital. Amusement parks are too competitive to care about giving you a second try.
ff8ae5 No.38283
>>38279>I love your beardI just don't shave for job interviews I trim it a bit but if they wont hire me because of my beard they can just fuck off
155c2d No.38284
>>38282I wonder what you're doing wrong then. Do you live in a city?
>>38283I wish I didn't have to shave it off but at this point I can't really afford to take any chances. Plus mine doesn't look as good as yours anyway so what's the point
155c2d No.38285
>blocked by yet another person
…and yet i'm still in the right. What kind of fucked up world do we live in where the righteous are hung and the damned are praised?
ff8ae5 No.38286
>>38284I say it all the time it doesn't matter how good your beard is or how it compares to other beards all that matters is that you have a beard
52d814 No.38287
>>38284Yeah, it's the largest city in the country. I usually apply through a reference to most of my jobs. I find that too many positions want experience from people that have no experience. There's also our shit government, but that's a whole other story.
ff2f49 No.38288
>>38287Sounds like how jobs work where I live. All of them want experience. You basically have to start in fast food or some other really crummy job just so you can get a better job later on.
52d814 No.38289
>>38288Thing is I have a good amount of experience for my age. I find that the biggest issue is living in the largest growing city by population and not having many connections that can get me hired now.
ff2f49 No.38290
>>38289Looks like it's time to start sucking a lot of dicks.
Really shitty when a lot of today's jobs are through connections and not actual merit. At least my jobs so far I've gotten in without connections…not that are really that great of jobs.
a38768 No.38291
>>38290At least you have your privilige…
ff2f49 No.38292
>>38291So privileged you don't even know it.
f0577e No.38294
dicks and asses
f0577e No.38300
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525c96 No.38301
Is SSFT dying?
edd829 No.38302
>>38218I like this green and ukip meme, no one can be serious when they vote for them.
They are all a bunch of shit heads.
>>38301When you are here yes.
f0577e No.38303
>>38301nah we've just ran out of americans
525c96 No.38304
>>38302R00d, you'll get a bad tooth
edd829 No.38305
>>38304No, I'm allowed to be rude!!
a4e87d No.38306
9549dd No.38307
who here toku
f0577e No.38308
>>38307I'm watcing jojo right now
b0625e No.38309
>tfw you'll never fuck a ssft
f0577e No.38310
>>38309how does one fuck a ssfter?
b0625e No.38311
f0577e No.38312
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155c2d No.38314
>make linkedin account ages ago for some reason (I added a steam friend on it lel, top bants tbh)
>rarely ever use it, I mean like, I don't think i've been on it in over a year and a lot of my info is out-of-date
>suddenly get an email telling me some investment banker wants to add me
What the hell lol
f0577e No.38315
>>38314maybe he wants to give you all of his money and all you have to do is give him your name, address, birthday, phone number and your bank details
seems legit
155c2d No.38316
>>38315…or maybe someone else finally recognizes my great business potential!
155c2d No.38319
>>38318Not telling you, can't be having you steal my ideas and methods.
f0577e No.38320
>>38319so you can't think of anything?
155c2d No.38322
>>38320No, i'm just not going to tell you my business secrets.
eafd56 No.38323
>>38309Do you mean fuck a poster or fuck a thread?
eafd56 No.38325
>>38324I wonder how tight it is.
b99cb6 No.38326
>>38323fuck a poster!
>>38312right there bby
f0577e No.38327
>>38325I dunno, how tight are you?
>>38326o-oh there? that's lewd though
eafd56 No.38328
f0577e No.38329
>>38328it's going to be alot of fun breaking you in then
b675ef No.38330
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so i found out that I actually am bisexual and i like girls
a4e87d No.38331
>>38330Grats, why did you even kiss that girl if you didn't even know if you were into girls.
ff2f49 No.38332
>>38303I am the Americans now.
b675ef No.38333
>>38331i knew i liked feminine bodies and stuff, since i generally go after traps, and i obviously like dick, but i didn't think i would ever like vagina
a4e87d No.38334
f0577e No.38335
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>>38332yes you are the americans
edd829 No.38336
>>38306When I asked if you wanted me to be nice to you, you said no.
525c96 No.38337
>>38336
>still going on about thatStop!!!???????!???
edd829 No.38338
>>38337Why? You made me feel bad.
f0577e No.38339
>>38338I'll kiss you better
525c96 No.38341
>>38338Well that's in the past now
155c2d No.38343
>accept invite from that linkedin guy
>later get a message from him
>"Am very happy i found you well i have a business proposal for you contact me via (____@hotmail.com) for more details."
lel
c6928e No.38344
I want matrix math to stop being stupid.
525c96 No.38345
f0577e No.38346
>>38344make it make sense then
155c2d No.38347
>>38345What's wrong with that?
fd3cb1 No.38348
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>Tomorrow off>Think to myself I can stay in bed and rest>Realize I have to get a haircut at 9 am and then go on a date>>38347
>Linkedin>Business>Uses HotmailNo
f0577e No.38349
>>38347it's some punk trying to scam you
>>38348don't forget mon hun
155c2d No.38350
>>38348Plenty of old people do business.
Plenty of old people still use hotmail.
fd3cb1 No.38351
>>38350But using hotmail for your company doesn't really seem professional.
edd829 No.38352
>>38348>a date >making it seem like a bad thingwhat?
155c2d No.38353
>>38351Unless maybe it's his own email account. Plenty of people got a hotmail account years ago and then never bothered to get a different email account or something.
a6d9d1 No.38354
—–
Everyone above this line is a faggot
Everyone below this line is a faggot
—–
f0577e No.38355
>>38353he also grammers worse then me
ff8ae5 No.38356
>>38355Thats just impossible
fd3cb1 No.38357
>>38353Well, I thought most people these days used g-mail.
>>38352It's just a female friend, nothing special.
I'd rather sleep untill 12 and get a good rest because I'm depressed AF lately
>Teacher starts to compare something with IT to walking a dog f0577e No.38358
>>38356hey give me some credit, I've never started a sentence with "am" and I know how to use commas more or less properly
b675ef No.38359
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my email is sara@catlover.com
im not joking, email me
155c2d No.38361
>>38355Eh, i've seen plenty of successful business people and whatnot that don't care too much about their grammar and shit, at least not in casual emails.
>>38357Most, but not everyone.
>>38358> I've never started a sentence with "am"Yeah but he could have just missed one single letter, that's all.
It's not as bad as spelling "discussion" as "disscution"
2b216e No.38362
>>38344I want the same for trig.
>>38357I still use hotmail.
As well as yahoo and Gmail.>>38359That's a real domain? I think I need one.
b675ef No.38363
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>>38362i also have sararhodes@kittymail.com :3
2b216e No.38364
>>38363How am I even suppose to put these emails on my phone?!
a6d9d1 No.38365
>>38363I'm pretty sure I told you to stop coming here.
fd3cb1 No.38366
>Naz being jealous of the superior trans
f0577e No.38367
>>38366that's really not saying much now
155c2d No.38368
>Criterion sale
>they still don't ship to the UK
>mfw
ff8ae5 No.38369
>revealing you secret identity
Way to go Gohan
fd3cb1 No.38370
>>38369Then again the way he revealed in the anime was shit too.
He didn't even realize he was in costume.
ff8ae5 No.38371
>>38370Gohan just sucks at the whole alter ego thing
c6928e No.38372
I can't do it anymore.
I have to end it.
Help.
edd829 No.38373
>>38372HOW DO I HAVE TO BEAT UP? IM HERE TO HELP
edd829 No.38374
who*
:T
edd829 No.38376
>>38375Really? I wouldnt mind slapping you a bit :3
ff8ae5 No.38378
Broly is a big guy
edd829 No.38379
>>38377How come? I doubt you deserve it!
155c2d No.38380
Who should I add to my bully/avoid list?
155c2d No.38382
>>38381Pls be pinsbroku
or dont be, because you'll just cuck me with _HIM_ yet again fd3cb1 No.38383
>>38381
>Was prepared for laughs because Bane>Get the song from the amazing spiderman 2Thanks!
ff8ae5 No.38384
>>38381Bardock is an even bigger guy
c6928e No.38385
>>38378For me?
>>38379I am a useless nobody.
b675ef No.38386
>>38381why do brits love baneposting so much
i cant be the only one who's noticed this
155c2d No.38387
>>38386I don't think it's just brits that do it but well…
B A N T E R
A
N
T
E
R
Also, Tom Hardy is English and Aidan Gillen is Irish, so maybe that has something to do with it
347dff No.38388
>>38386I'm
Northern Irish doe…
>>38382I'm Pinsbroke
who's _HIM_? 155c2d No.38389
>>38388the one you always cuck me with, duh
Also northern irish is british
b675ef No.38390
>>38388you're british
LONDON derry not FREE derry
155c2d No.38391
b675ef No.38392
>>38391underrated post tbh
347dff No.38393
>>38389Who dat?
And I aint no brit, pic related
>>38390>LondonderryThe only city in the world with 6 silent letters at the front…
155c2d No.38394
>>38392thanks lad
>>38393You know who I mean, don't be silly.
Also, pretty good counter-banter tbh
347dff No.38395
>>38394I don't though…
And I always back my claims tbh
edd829 No.38396
>>38385How come? I can make you useful!
fd3cb1 No.38397
Lol Gropy, some family has a poster on their window saying they need to vote for Wilders.
And people threw like 9 bricks in one week through their window
ff2f49 No.38398
>>38384Going all ape does that.
>>38397Make it 10.
fd3cb1 No.38399
c6928e No.38400
>>38396There's absolutely no way.
They have to stop adding features to the post interface. I don't like this meme at all.
b675ef No.38401
meme
edd829 No.38402
>>38400You didn't tell me how you were useless tho!
fd3cb1 No.38404
c6928e No.38405
>>38402I can't accomplish anything and I push friends away.
ff2f49 No.38406
>>38405Well, have you thought about why?
Have you tried pulling? 9645e4 No.38407
c6928e No.38408
>>38406I have done nothing but think about why for 3 years. And now I can't take it anymore. I don't deserve friends or happiness.
>pullingis this lewd?
ff2f49 No.38409
>>38408You haven't thought of changing the reasons as to why? Or are you unable to do so because of certain circumstances?
No, pull closer as in opposition to pushing away.
ff2f49 No.38410
>>38409>oppositionI should actually pay attention on what
Chrome tries to correct to next time.
a6d9d1 No.38411
>>38386>>38390>>38392>>38401I told you to stop posting here. Stop posting here.
c6928e No.38412
>>38409I've thought. It all seems to involve me becoming some kind of super villian. I just want to play video games.
I just don't have the courage, or the energy. I'll die.
The worst part is I know they won't judge me and I'm still far too afraid.
>>38411cat fight!
155c2d No.38414
K E N T
E
N
T
b3f402 No.38415
ff2f49 No.38416
>>38412You're becoming some kind of super villain? Well Somehow I doubt that, but what do you mean?
>>38413Chromium doesn't always seem to work for me. It will do that thing where it forces Windows out of fancy looking mode and into boring looking mode.
No Aero.Besides, I only use Chrome for
chans.But maybe that's just as bad. c6928e No.38417
>>38410>>38413forget about the botnet
>restart chrome>gain 5GB memory>with all the same tabs openthis is my least favorite meme so far
155c2d No.38418
>>38412You don't need to become a super villain to make friends.
Well, make sure you seem clean and tidy and approachable.
c6928e No.38419
>>38418I don't want new friends. I hate people. I want the ones I like already.
52d814 No.38420
>>38415water knows what my post is
>>38416>>38417You have much to learn.
155c2d No.38421
>>38419>I hate peopleHateful people tend to be hateable people. You should change that.
Why do you hate people anyway?
ff2f49 No.38422
>>38417Firefox does that to me too.
>>38420But
I really don't like Chrome for that reason. b675ef No.38423
i dont like being sexually confused
my friend says that i don't actually like men I just have daddy issues and i've always like girls becuase the only 'boy's ive ever gone after are either chubby bears or traps/transgirls
what do u think am i just fucked up
ff2f49 No.38424
>>38423Is your friend a licensed psychologist?
edd829 No.38425
>>38423I never meet my dad and neither know his name
feel
155c2d No.38426
>>38423i think you should just suck my dick tbh
b675ef No.38427
>>38425u have daddy issues
>>38426i cannot deny i do love cock
edd829 No.38428
>>38427No I dont? I hate bears and trans, I just want to snuggle with an average looking guy like myself!
155c2d No.38429
>>38427really tho maybe you should just not worry about it
if you like dick? keep liking dick
if you like pussy? keep liking pussy
try to think about the real issues of the world, and not trivial shit like what you want to be in (or to be in you)
b675ef No.38430
>>38428>being actual gaygay
52d814 No.38431
>>38417>>38422You get RAM cleared on browser restart since cached browser content is cleared (e.g. images from thread).
My friend ended up making two browser profiles for Chrome due to this issue. One has persistent incognito and no Google profile, the other has a fake google profile for storing history and syncing, plus a bunch of privacy extensions.
A browser to check out is Pale Moon, which is a Firefox based browser. I had to drop everything else due to constant freezing or crashes.
edd829 No.38432
>>38430>actually being fucked up enough to take HRTlmao
52d814 No.38433
>>38425My dad is dead to me. Not a fucking "Hi, how are you?" from him in the past 14 years of my existence.
fd3cb1 No.38434
>>38423Or you know, you're bi sexual.
Who cares, come have daddy issues with me.
b675ef No.38435
b99cb6 No.38436
>mfw non-bi scum around me
it's like you hate fun
b3f402 No.38437
>>38434Bisexual doesn't exist. :^)
But seriously, it's just liking dick and vaginas what's wrong with that? fd3cb1 No.38438
>>38435Mew mew, wanna skype in a bit?
155c2d No.38439
>>38436>tfw bi and love diversityB A S E D
A
S
E
D
ff2f49 No.38441
>>38431Well I got 8gbs of RAM anyways I guess. That sounds like too much trouble to get around that.
I do have Pale Moon, but for some reason it wasn't too great to me. Maybe I'll look into it again.
ff8ae5 No.38442
>not being 100% straight 100% of the time
b1c8f0 No.38444
That's gay.
b3f402 No.38445
>>38442That's boring. I'd much rather go 50/50. Not that I have anything against straight people.
ff2f49 No.38447
>>38442>not being asexual 52d814 No.38448
>>38441I've yet to finish migrating to Pale Moon myself. It's supposed to be a less bloated Firefox.
>>38442Forever straight, forever ballin'
155c2d No.38449
fd3cb1 No.38450
>>38443
>That imageTriggered
Anyway, maybe will do
a76595 No.38451
>>38395I really miss my Junketsu. I need to see if I can get that back from my ex
b3f402 No.38452
>>38451
>exantinormiefrog.png
ff2f49 No.38453
>>38448Suppose to be anyways. I have one called WaterFox downloaded too. Though all it does is be 64bit basically.
>>38450You've seen it on Facebook too, eh?
155c2d No.38454
>>38453>You've seen it on Facebook too, eh?It was freaking everywhere. It was even on the news
fd3cb1 No.38455
>>38453Facebook, 4chan,
tumblr, the news, Ellen Degenerate.
155c2d No.38456
>>38455>watching Ellen Degeneratewhy
fd3cb1 No.38458
>>38456I don't, but I saw a post about it somewhere
a76595 No.38459
>>38452I have a job, too. Wanna fight?
ff2f49 No.38461
>>38454>>38455I only saw it on Facebook, considering I don't really pay attention to those other things at all.
>>38457See! That's the benefits to being asexual! It's not even "that" painful!
edd829 No.38462
>>38459REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
155c2d No.38463
>>38461>pay attention to facebook>but not the fucking newsJesus Christ…
c6928e No.38464
>>38462aren't you a bit of a normie yourself?
>>38463facebook has people you know on it, the news has random assholes talking shit about shit you don't care about
791763 No.38465
>>38459>all this normalfaggotryWhats next, you have a facebook?
edd829 No.38466
>>38464Just because I party every weekend and hangout with irl friends doesnt make me a normie!
b99cb6 No.38467
>>38466sure it doesn't :^)
155c2d No.38468
>>38464Are you just trying to be annoying? I try to give people the benefit of the doubt, but considering where we are….
The news is about the world and important events and whatnot. Whereas, I doubt your facebook friends are talking about anything truly interesting or whatever.
You're an idiot.
b675ef No.38469
>>38467that could be a good avatar
thanks
edd829 No.38470
>>38467Meet me after school in the parking lot, bring friends.
you're dead a76595 No.38471
>>38460>>38465>>38462if it makes you feel better I work part-time for minimum wage and my ex broke up with me to date 2 guys at once
she stole some of my best friends too fd3cb1 No.38472
>>38469I want to pinch you like that.
>>38466>>38467
>MH4U comes out>Turn down every invite for weekend partiesRIP
b99cb6 No.38473
>>38470>bring friendsya gon get shanked by a pack of slavs. C'ya there ;)
>>38472hardcore
>>38471that's what you get!
ff2f49 No.38474
>>38471There there pal, I know how you feel bruh. My
exwas a bitch because she let 2 guys who had a crush on her hang around her.Why I dealt with it I don't know. edd829 No.38476
>>38473>Slavs vs muslimsLmao, and if anything i'm probably 10 cm taller then you and weight 20 more kgs.
b3f402 No.38477
>>38471That's more normie than me.
Doesn't mean I don't feel bad for you though.
b99cb6 No.38478
>>38476Slavs dominate muslimes any day any time.
183 cm and 74kg. I'm small af but still beat you up
a76595 No.38479
>>38477Once I was normie. Now I only have two friends
IRL and haven't left my house other than to go to work in two weeks
flunking out of college ruined my life
edd829 No.38480
>>38478I doubt that, slavs have always been lanky, without knifes or weapons they are nothing, muslims on the other hand….
And Im 185cm and 70-75kg lol, Im more handsome then you tho
b99cb6 No.38481
>>38480>Im more handsome then you thothat's just rude. I'll cut that face of yours, slav without a knife isn't slav
155c2d No.38482
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>>38474>literally a cuckbanter tbh
c6928e No.38483
>>38468There's nothing important on the news. It's just brainwashing.
>>38421I'm not hateful. I just don't enjoy being around most people.
52d814 No.38484
>>38483Most media sources tend to lean towards some political stance, there is no avoiding this. There is however, the option to avoid hard leaning sources.
155c2d No.38485
>>38483There's plenty of important stuff on the news. It's not always brainwashing anyway, you just need to try not relying on ONLY one source or whatever.
>>38483>I just don't enjoy being around most people.Why is that?
You seem like a very edgy and rude person, and you have bad taste so you need to fix yourself up!
c6928e No.38486
>>38485The entire MSM is basically one source, and not a good one. They all just copy and paste shit from reuters or AP anyway.
I'm probably the least edgy person here.
ff8ae5 No.38487
>>38486I am the least edgy person here
That's a fact
a76595 No.38488
>>38484I only take it from hard straight sources or my bum starts to hurt
ff2f49 No.38489
>>38483People are hard to be around sometimes.
155c2d No.38491
>>38486Yeah but different news sources have different biases, so it's good to use a mix of them.
Least edgy person here? You were saying you hate people and shit. You are pretty edgy
5a6808 No.38493
>>38491Then I'm taking his place as the least edgy person in here
ff8ae5 No.38495
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>38492>>38494best song coming through
52d814 No.38496
>>38495Best song confirmed by international panel of beards.
c6928e No.38497
>>38491I prefer to spend my time with something more substantial than listening to strangers biases.
>>38489You have to be pretty fucked up in the head to endure most people's bullshit. There has got to be something seriously wrong with normalfags.
b99cb6 No.38498
>>38497>There has got to be something seriously wrong with normalfags.you do know that people tend to gather with people that share their opinions and so on. not everyone likes everyone
>>38490hue
b1c8f0 No.38499
>>38497
>You have to be pretty fucked up in the head to endure most people's bullshit.Step one
weed 155c2d No.38500
>>38497But my point is that you if you use multiple sources, it's not so biased. Pretty much everyone in life is going to be slightly biased. The news can be important.
What is this "something more substantial" that you prefer to spend your time with anyway?
>You have to be pretty fucked up in the head to endure most people's bullshit. There has got to be something seriously wrong with normalfags.Why do you keep being edgy? Most people endure it because everyone has flaws, but plenty of people have good in them too. Being an intolerant asshole is pretty edgy
52d814 No.38501
>>38499Needs more weed, alcohol, and affine.
a76595 No.38502
>>38497try being less sociopathic and giving people a chance before assuming they're garbage
155c2d No.38503
>>38499DUDE WEED LMAO
SWEDEN YES
52d814 No.38504
>>38501*caffeine. Wtf is wrong with text input.
ff2f49 No.38505
>>38497Depends on what bullshit I'm getting from them and how it affects me personally. You get use to it. We all have our bullshit.
5a6808 No.38506
Good night sft
>>38505Good night nichibro
ff8ae5 No.38507
>>38496Its a song that everyone needs to hear and really take in the message
c6928e No.38508
>>38500the average of a hundred different wrongs is still wrong
I don't see why I should care. If something genuinely important happens its not gonna be on the news. It's just indoctrination and you'll be happier for ignoring it
there's too many good people in the world to bother with the majority
>>38506>going to bed at nightnormie pls
ff2f49 No.38510
>>38506Night Vault. Sorry I haven't been on, just haven't been in the mood along with doing homework.
155c2d No.38512
>tfw you hear a funky ass song but cant find it on youtubelike seriously, i'm tapping my feet on the floor and my fingers on the desk. It's great
>>38508>the average of a hundred different wrongs is still wrongWhat?
I mean like, one news source might say "x is going to do y and that's bad because:" but then another news source will say "x is going to do y and that's good because:". So if you useboth, you'll have a better and less biased view than if you only used one.
>If something genuinely important happens its not gonna be on the news.What the fuck? Why would something GENUINELY IMPORTANT not be on the NEWS?
>It's just indoctrination and you'll be happier for ignoring itNo, you're just acting like an edgy teenager. Please take off your fedora.
>there's too many good people in the world to bother with the majorityI thought you hated people but now you are saying there's too many good people. What the hell?
c6928e No.38513
>>38512I don't think you understand the extent of my dilemma.
I think you're projecting with the whole edgy thing. You've been pretty edgy with this whole news thing. Why does it matter so much to you?
I wish I could end the conversation here because this kind of shit is why I hate people. All this arguing about nothing. Less than nothing.
155c2d No.38514
>>38513>I don't think you understand the extent of my dilemma.Okay, so what is your dilemma?
>I think you're projecting with the whole edgy thing. You've been pretty edgy with this whole news thing. Why does it matter so much to you?What? How am I being edgy? You're the one saying "lol the news is dumb it's just there to brainwash you!!!1" and saying you hate people etc.
I really don't see why you're trying to paint me, someone that tries to be educated and not "hate ppl!" as a bad person.
>I wish I could end the conversation here because this kind of shit is why I hate people.Because you have nothing to say in your defense, you're just being edgy because rational thought is alien to you.
52d814 No.38515
>>38512>>38513Can we stop what is slowly escalating into unneeded drama?
You both have valid points for your stances, if you wish to continue your debate consider doing it privately.
Sigh, this is why I hate politics and ideology.
155c2d No.38516
>>38515But what are his valid points? Because I don't see them. He's just being a narrow-minded bigot!
c6928e No.38517
>>38514I think someone who gets so triggered by someone not interested in news, thinking that's being educated and omnislashing so hard is the one to whom rational thought is alien.
>>38516How am I even bigoted? Sp I'm a recluse who doesn't watch news. That's just namecalling!
52d814 No.38518
>>38516I don't plan on joining this pointless arguing.
If you can't find valid points, you're not analyzing discourse, just skimming over it.
155c2d No.38519
>>38517>I think someone who gets so triggered by someone not interested in newsNo it's the fact that you're claiming it's "unimportant" and just "brainwashing" that is stupid. Not being interested in news isn't as much of problem, but the reasons for it are stupid.
>, thinking that's being educated and omnislashing so hard is the one to whom rational thought is alien.I uh… I don't really understand the rest of that sentence
>How am I even bigoted? Sp I'm a recluse who doesn't watch news. That's just namecalling!You're talking about how much you hate people and stuff, all for silly reasons I bet. That's bigotry.
>>38518But he doesn't have valid points, he's just acting like a fedora. 18+ not 1.8+ okay?
b99cb6 No.38520
>>38516just let idiots stay uninformed about what's happening in the world
155c2d No.38521
>>38520Finally a likeminded gentleman in my mist!
c6928e No.38522
155c2d No.38523
>>38522Really though, you are being pretty edgy.
You hate people.
You have bad taste.
You have no desire to be more worldly and intelligent.
What makes you so great then?
155c2d No.38525
>>38524>gay>cuck>weed>wears a fedoraLiterally meme: the person
b99cb6 No.38526
>>38525You forgot anime and csgo. i am the real memer
c6928e No.38527
>>38523>>38525You're so god damn salty right now. Why?
155c2d No.38528
>>38526I'm not sure what you're missing. Maybe shave your head to look like feelman
>>38527You're being edgy and now you're shitposting.
Seriously, if you hate people so much, why not tell us what makes you so much better than them?
b99cb6 No.38529
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>>38528I don't wanna shave my head. my hair is long enough to reach the tip of my nose
sorry to burst your bubble but I usually rock a paperboy or a beanie if wearing a hat 52d814 No.38530
>>38527Correct me if I'm wrong, but here's what I've gathered from your posts:
The mass media system is biased and acquires content from major central sources, such as the Associated Press and Reuters.
There are alternate ways of learning of events that occur in the world without having to learn it from mainstream media.
c6928e No.38531
>>38530If something big happens everyone freaks out anyway and you can't miss it.
Otherwise you can just learn about things thru a little bit of researching. And get a truly balanced view that way.
ff8ae5 No.38532
>>38529>not an milsurp Ushanka c6928e No.38533
>>38528You derailed the conversation and I'm the shitposter. If you have let it flow I might have told you. Now I just want to get away from you.
b99cb6 No.38534
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>>38532Too big n bulky. I own an ushanka from the 80s tho and I sometimes wear it during the coldest days of the winter
ff8ae5 No.38535
>>38534February was extremely cold I wore mine everyday its the best hat for keeping my ears warm. Its a Czech one from the 90's and I got the matching coat for it as well
b99cb6 No.38536
>>38535yeah they're warm and comfy af but too bulky for my liking.
155c2d No.38538
>>38529>my hair is long enough to reach the tip of my noseThat sounds bad tbh
>>38533What? How did I derail the conversation? What conversation did I derail?
ff8ae5 No.38539
>>38536My Soviet one is bulky but the Czech one isn't.
52d814 No.38540
>>38536>>38539It's sad that I don't own one despite being Russian.
At least I stay warm in my overpriced goose suit.
b99cb6 No.38541
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>>38538How is that bad? I do a quiff out of it and if I cba arsed styling it, which takes like 2 minutes, I wear a hat
>>38539wanna
rub our kalashnikovs, hats and vodka bottles together? no homo a76595 No.38542
>>38541>cba arsed…wait a second
155c2d No.38543
>>38540>despite being Russian>RussianREMOVE VODKA REMOVE VODKA REMOVE VODKA
ff8ae5 No.38544
>>38541As long as its no homo
155c2d No.38545
>multiple people RUS-posting
Please use trigger warnings…
b99cb6 No.38547
>>38542baited for this exact response :^)
>>38544no homo for life
>>38545shush whinypants. now tell me your bad opinion about long-ish hair
ff2f49 No.38548
>>38544Man, all I got is the vodka. I ain't got no hats. Would buy one,
along with a Norwegian one, but it's pretty much Spring at this point.
52d814 No.38549
>>38543I'll never leave | Я никогда не уйду
155c2d No.38550
>>38546i 4give u bae
>>38547No, bully. I'm triggered too hard for that.
>>38549HMPF STUPID VODKA
russian famines great time
millions of dead russian
hitler will come back from dead and kill more russians
FUCK RUSSIA
b99cb6 No.38551
>>38550CYKA BLYAT IDI NAHUI
52d814 No.38552
>>38550>hitler will come back from dead and kill more russiansZombie Hitler will just pull the same mistake and freeze his army to death.
Also I'm Russian, not pro-Russia.
ff8ae5 No.38553
>>38548I have no vodka just bourbon I would of had whiskey but I drank the whole bottle Sunday.
>>38550 52d814 No.38554
>>38553No vodka here either, just lot's of Cuban rum I smuggled in.
155c2d No.38555
>>38551Silence, this demonic language should not be used!
>>38552It's all the same to me!
Russians = bad
Cold War 2 when?
b99cb6 No.38556
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>>38555fine! I'll just go to bed
155c2d No.38557
>>38556hmpf
Also Baxel, you're one of the last remaining people I need to try!
ff2f49 No.38558
>>38553I'm only have whiskey and vodka left. Hard liquor wise anyways.
b99cb6 No.38559
155c2d No.38560
>>38559Well since a vast majority of people here hate me or are beginning to hate me, there's just a few people left that I need to try being on good terms with
52d814 No.38561
>>38555Right…
>Cold War 2 when?You think Europe's going to wage a war with Russia?
They're sucking Putin's dick for gas to keep their asses warm. If they can switch over to local energy sources maybe, just maybe, Cold War 2 will happen. Until then keep dreaming of the Red menace.
155c2d No.38562
>>38561>rudeTypical russian…
One day we will. We will launch all the nukes and finally the world will be free of the bully russians. Adam and Eve not adamska and sergei okay?
b99cb6 No.38563
g'night ya'll
>>38560Oh. Well it's quite simple to be in good terms with me. Just not being
naz means that I don't dislike you
ff2f49 No.38564
>>38563You really have it out for
naz, huh?
b99cb6 No.38565
>>38564The only person here that I really dislike so the name just popped up.
155c2d No.38567
>>38563Hm but being on good terms with me is not so simple!
ff2f49 No.38568
>>38565Fair enough. I'd say the same if I saw someone here that I don't like.
But I doubt they'll ever come back around. 52d814 No.38569
>>38562>Typical Russian…What are you trying to imply?
Is there suddenly a universally accepted description of any ethnicity / nationality that isn't stereotyped or baised?
How does this present an arguement to my objective point about the EU's current lack of major action towards Russia's military activity?
>We will launch all the nukesIf you're talking about the UK's nuclear weapons stockpile, it is small compared to the US and Russia. If it does come to nuclear war it won't be a one-sided war, think mutually assured destruction, considering the amount of nuclear warheads in stockpile.
155c2d No.38570
>>38569Stop trying to be a wise-guy, stupid russian bully
Also yeah, we have less nukes than you but… trident tbh
a6d9d1 No.38571
fd3cb1 No.38572
52d814 No.38573
>>38570This is fucking /pol/ twelve-ply, but your sharp hoser banter puts you in my good book.
a6d9d1 No.38574
>>38572everyone gets to be a slut but me
ff2f49 No.38575
>>38574Maybe you're just a bad slut.
ae62fc No.38576
>tfw it's finally getting warm here
Too bad we still have snow all over.
a76595 No.38577
>>38576Our snow has almost all melted already now that it's been above 50 for two days in a row. I went for a walk yesterday and the whole park was puddles and mud
ff8ae5 No.38580
>tfw you cross beams
525c96 No.38586
>free haircut by graduation student
>all these female stufents
>one guy who is a massive fag
edd829 No.38587
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edd829 No.38588
>go back to my old shitposting place
>I get a whole thread dedicated for me
wwwwwwwwwwwwwww fun
cf03e1 No.38589
edd829 No.38591
>>38589I-It's embarrasing, and it's a super weird board, does anyone here even know /what/ ?
cf03e1 No.38592
>have a weird as F dream I didnt understand>wake up>ask person on steam what the fuck the point of that webm was not realizing I was dreamingWay to confuse people
>>38591Link thread
edd829 No.38593
>>38592But I just said it would be embarrasing if people read my shitpsoting and what they say about me.
cf03e1 No.38594
>>38593They prolly call you a slut!
edd829 No.38595
>>38594t-that too… Tho I'm not.
cf03e1 No.38596
>>38595I'd post a ton of smug anime girls now if I could
cf03e1 No.38601
Pls do not gang up against Gwopy.
Only I can bully the Gwopy
edd829 No.38606
>>38596>not having a folder only for smug faces>>38597Why are you doubting? Ive only been with 3 people my whole lyfe.
c6928e No.38608
>>38606That's one for every year you've been legal.
f0577e No.38609
>>38606>3 people wow super slut!
fd3cb1 No.38610
>>38606I was eating a burger and browsing on my phone.
Sorry, had a
date remember?
edd829 No.38611
>>38608True, I'm soon 19 so I gotta find one more, and one time I did it illegally :o
>>38609Mhmmm, totally.
Come punish me~~~~
>>38610Damn, stop being on ssft while on a date, are you just going to eat burgers with her?
fd3cb1 No.38612
>>38611Nah we played some games at her house. Then went out for lunch and then parted ways
>On the couch playing monster hunter>She rests her head on my shoulder>Get distracted by her sudden action>Die>She stares at me and calls me a casual edd829 No.38614
>>38612Cute! You should have flirted more, like she did! Idiot. Its basic 101 dating!
fd3cb1 No.38615
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>>38614I know you fucking idiot, but I don't want to ruin my friendship with her by dating her
edd829 No.38616
>>38615>not wanting pussy>she clearly is flirting with youw-what
fd3cb1 No.38617
>>38616>Risking to ruin my friendship with someone super closeYou know how awful I am at loving
14b421 No.38620
>>38617Can I play Monster Hunter at yours too? I'll bring the stroopwafels.
fd3cb1 No.38621
>>38620Depends how good you are, I don't associate myself with scrubs!
f0577e No.38622
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>>38621>tfw no soul to mon some huns with 14b421 No.38623
>>38621I played for 30 minutes before, does that count? Will I have to bring two packs of stroopwafels?
fd3cb1 No.38624
>>38623I don't know, can you keep up with me?
Also stroopwafels are kind off overrated.
Bring me a Mc Flurry stroopwafel or the chocolate cookie dough ben and jerries
14b421 No.38625
>>38624Probably not.
I don't have a car so I can't get you get a McFlurry. And Ben & Jerry's is just plain overpriced.
Oh well. Good luck anyway.
edd829 No.38627
>>38617>You know how awful I am at lovingOh yeah, true, maybe it will be different with a girl, and not some random faggot on the internet!
68ab1b No.38628
>>38624>tfw forgot bring my 3ds to play in between classesStuff like this is why I am making no progress in mh4u
fd3cb1 No.38630
>>38627Well true you are a giant faggot.
>>386255 euros for some delicacy, nothing wrong with that.
>>38628You fucked up!
14b421 No.38631
>>38630For 5 euros you could get double the amount of ice cream!
fd3cb1 No.38632
>>38631It's not that tasty though, B&J makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside
e1416d No.38633
>not eating delicious Waldmeister ice cream
14b421 No.38634
>>38632The cookie dough just gives me stumach cancer.
>>38633Wass?
68ab1b No.38635
>>38630Rip
>>38631Ben and jerrys is worth the extra money
e1416d No.38636
>>38634I thought at least the Dutch people know the Waldmeister flavour… I guess not.
c6928e No.38637
>people unironically like b&j
f0577e No.38638
>>38637you don't want a bj then?
14b421 No.38639
>>38636I've never even heard of this plant.
But I know Baumkuchen.
Does that redeem me?
e1416d No.38640
>>38639No, everyone knows Baumkuchen.
fd3cb1 No.38641
>>38634You better bring me a good tribute then!
Are you Pleinair? 14b421 No.38643
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>>38641Maybe I will!
No, I am not.
>>38640H-How about erdnussflips? I give up…
fd3cb1 No.38644
>>38643What kind of tribute?
e1416d No.38645
>>38643Oh, I love those! Maybe I should forgive you. And treat you to some Waldmeister ice cream.
68ab1b No.38646
>>38636Never had the flavor myself but my buddy who was stationed in Germany told me its pretty good
f0577e No.38647
>>38642you walked into that
14b421 No.38648
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>>38644Food is the only viable tribute.
>>38645Yes please! I would love to try that.
I like trying new, foreign tastes.
I hope you'd also treat me on some other German things I have never tasted before.
For example, I've never actually had Baumkuchen…
e1416d No.38649
>>38646It's also pretty good in drinks, non-alholic ones at least.
>>38648Baumkuchen is great, Bienenstich is even better though! And sure, wasting my money on food is never a bad idea.
fd3cb1 No.38650
>>38648You could bring me some spaghetti that we can eat together
14b421 No.38652
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>>38649Bienenstich looks so delicious. The cream filling reminds me of Tompouce.
I'd help you pay for it! Or at least come with food gifts of my own. Such as Stroopwafels and Joppiesaus Chips. If you live outside NRW, then maybe you don't know Spekulatius and I'll have to bring some of that too. Oh, and a Bossche bol!
>>38650I like bami better than spaghetti…
fd3cb1 No.38653
>>38652>bami Only if you serve it with shrimps and eggs.
ff2f49 No.38654
You guys are talking about food, yet there's no way I'll be able to get a real meal to eat for the next 5ish hours.
e1416d No.38655
>>38652The only Dutch food I need is Vla! And I live in NRW, so of course I know what Spekulatius are! I also bake them myself. Bossche bol looks pretty tasty, even though I don't like chocolate that much.
fd3cb1 No.38656
>>38655
>Bossche bolYou got great taste, I live closeby where they make the perfect one.
People stand in a line at 8 am in the morning to buy them
14b421 No.38657
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>>38655Fine then, I'll get you loads of different Vla! Stroopwafel vla, chocolate vla, kochbirne vla, raspberry vla, vanilla vla with chocolate balls, and so on!
Sorry, I'm genetically assigned to adore chocolate, so often I forget other people don't like it as much.
Wish I could try your Spekulatius.
>>38653You mean fried shrimp, right? Because those are the best kinds of shrimp.
68ab1b No.38659
Great I wasn't hungry before but now I am starving
e1416d No.38660
>>38657We can even
lick up the Vla from our bodies.And I like it too, it just has way too many calories and I don't want to become chubby! Or else I would snack on it the whole day.
14b421 No.38661
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>>38660Don't be so indecent, i-idiot! Ooh, I didn't know it had many calories. Good thing I don't eat vla very often, then!
e1416d No.38662
>>38661I mean chocolate in general, you dummy! A Milka chocolate bar has like 600 calories and just one isn't enough to still my hunger for snacks. I'm a little Naschkatze.
And I can't help it, being indecent is
fun. 14b421 No.38664
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>>38662Ach so!
Grrr, now I want a Milka bar. And brownies. And chocolate ice cream. But I must resist.
Naschkatze is such a cute word. If you're a Naschkatze, can I be the Wüstenkatze? Because those are cute too.
e1416d No.38665
>>38664That was totally not my intention… Now I want some snacks too but I'm too lazy to go get some.
And sure, every kind of cat is cute!
14b421 No.38667
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>>38665I bet it was! You sneaky…!
I got some crisps, because it's all I can snack on until my friend's mom brings us some oranges and a watermelon.
You are right, cats are adorable. Especially when they are not too shy.
bdc1ea No.38668
>>38665>every kind of cat is cute!True dat.
b675ef No.38669
>sleeping alone the night after cuddling someone all night
is there a word for this empty feeling?
fd3cb1 No.38670
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>>38669It's called not having done that for ages…
e1416d No.38671
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>>38667A watermelon wouldn't be too bad either right now, especially because the weather is so nice right now. Summer can't come soon enough. Even though it's too hot for me sometimes. But then I can just go to the swimming pool!
Shy cats are great too! Especially when they get used to you after a while. One of my friends had one like that.
Also share some of your crisps with me!
>>38668You forget the brotha.
f0577e No.38672
>>38668you're the cutest cat I know
14b421 No.38673
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>>38671Ripe watermelons are great!
My mouth is watering just thinking of it.
Uwaaa, swimming is scary. I'm too shy and self-aware to expose my body wearing just a bikini!
I prefer spring myself, not too cold, not too warm, and everything is green and flowering.
They're not that much if they don't get used to you, though!
Okay, I'll send of my crisps your way!
b675ef No.38674
>>38670at least you get used to the loneliness
fd3cb1 No.38676
>>38674I wish that were true maya
e1416d No.38677
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>>38673Pff, at least you get one soon, so don't drool too much! And swimming is fun! Especially because you can look at half-naked boys and girls.
I like Spring too, but I like all seasons. Except Winter at night because it's so cold. But it's so comfy. I wish there would be more snow where I live. It's nice to see how everything is green and flowering, but seeing the colorful leaves in Autumn is even better!
And thanks! >:3
>>38675Artemis? Isn't that cat called Luma?
c6928e No.38678
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>>38677Luna is the black cat who always pulls mcguffins out of her ass, artemis is the white one.
e1416d No.38679
>>38678Oh, it has been such a long time since I last watched it. The German OP is still the GOAT:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCC_-1gVE5Q bdc1ea No.38680
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>>38671True dat brotha*
>>38672All cats are equally cure. Well, should be anyways.
We don't talk about the non cute ones. 14b421 No.38681
>>38677I'll try not to!
Swimming is fun, but being in a public place is not! They are really scary.
I would swim more if I could swim alone somewhere.
Hmm, winter is not too nice, being cold at 2 AM, slipping on my bike on the way to the train station und so weiter.
Autumn is my second-favourite, because of the colourful leaves and it's atmosphere. It is hard to describe.
:3
c6928e No.38682
>>38679That's actually awful. I am inclined to the 4kids version myself. The total and obvious lack of effort in writing the lyrics is great to me, and somehow the melody flows better than in the japanese version.
We never had it in denmark tho, so I didn't really watch it. I've tried to watch it, even when the reboot came out. But it's just terrible and unwatchable. The cats are basically the only reason I care at all.
b1c8f0 No.38683
e1416d No.38684
>>38681Just buy your own swimming pool when you're rich one day! Or at least that's what I'm gonna do. Now I just have to get rich somehow…
Why are you even out at 2 AM? Also stop being so clumsy! >:3 But well, I also slip often when it's slippy. So I'm not much better in that regard!
And yup, Autumn just has this atmosphere where you want to go on a picnic under a big, colorful tree. Now I just have to find someone to go on a picnic with!
You know what's awful?
YOU f0577e No.38685
>>38680that's a cop out!
accept that you're cute
>>37745reminder to get your opinions about the rules in this thread>>37745 e1416d No.38686
>>38684Oh, the last part was for
>>38682 fd3cb1 No.38687
>Been on 4chan for 8 years now
Where did the time go.
I wonder how I'd turn out to be if I never browsed 4chan
edd829 No.38688
>>38687>reddit account is soon 4 years>I'm graduation this summerWhere did time truely go.
fd3cb1 No.38689
>>38688
>LedditIf it weren't for me finding 4chan so early I'd probably end up there
edd829 No.38692
>>38689Ive been on 4chan for longer, I just have no way to prove it, so I didnt want to mention it.
14b421 No.38693
>>38684Aaaa I can't stand when artists give Marisa blue eyes! It really pets my peeves.
I have other priorities when I get rich! Like get my driving license, buy Touhou figurines, get my friends gifts, that sort of thing.
Not out, just up! In my room. Normally, I'd go to bed at 8 AM. So I'd have to bear the cold night with a blanket and some long socks because I don't have much warm clothing…
I'd go on a picnic with you! I want to make a huge fruit salad. Would you bring some Leberkäsesemmel? I have no idea if those are any good, actually…
b1c8f0 No.38694
>>386874chan turned me into a gay weeb. ;-;
fd3cb1 No.38695
>>38692
>4chan longer than 4 years>Is 18underaged
>>38693
>Going to bed at 8 amW…What?
>>38694Same, maybe even worse b99cb6 No.38696
b675ef No.38697
i've been on 4chan since i was 11..
fd3cb1 No.38698
>>386972007 was the best year.
edd829 No.38699
>>38695Who wasnt underage tho?
>>38694Feel ;;
c6928e No.38700
>>38691Let's get real. This place is shitposting central.
>>38687I want the time to stop being so fast. I can barely tell the difference between a day and a week anymore.
>>38686Much obliged.
fd3cb1 No.38701
>>38700
>only got college 3 days a week nowTime flies way too fast.
e1416d No.38702
>>38693Oh, I actually don't know much about Touhou, I just like to save cute touhou images.
Well, you surely wanna buy a house one day right? Buying a house with a indoor swimming pool can't hurt! But I would also buy a lot of figurines, sadly I don't have that many right now. Why do they have to be so expensive?
Oh, I thought you meant riding your bike at 2 AM, whoops! Also that's a pretty messed up sleep schedule! I don't have much warm clothing, but my blankets and plushies help me staying warm, for the most part.
>>38693And they're great! I prefer Leberkäse just with eggs though, not on my Semmel. Mettbrötchen are still the best kind of Brötchen though.
f0577e No.38703
>>38700it is not and I will make sure it will not be
c6928e No.38704
>>38694I'm pretty sure that's just because you're swedish.
>>38692>>38697>all this underage bait 14b421 No.38705
>>38702I want to complete all the games on Lunatic, but I don't know if I can stay motivated enough.
Eck, that's so expensive, an indoor swimming pool. I'll just get a bath instead because I haven't had one in forever.
Eh, I like it! It means I avoid my family a lot and I can spend lots of time with my American friends. Oh, plushies! I have a Marisa fumo. She's next to me right now. Best purchase ever.
Mettbrötchen seem interesting. Another thing I want to taste! It reminds me of Ossenworst
Oh geez, thinking of German bread suddenly I really want a Berliner Ball. Yummy…
fd3cb1 No.38706
>>38703
>Check ask fm>See this>christ you've become even gayer and more obnoxious then you was in the past, and you already were an unbearable attentionwhoring fagnugget back in macho's chat how the fuck you evne accomplish that like seriously that's genuinely impressive nigga you ain't no fucking anime get real motherfucker b675ef No.38707
well you could sure get lost in the lousiana bayou
b675ef No.38708
>>38704but im almost 19
ive been on 4chan since i was 11
c6928e No.38709
>>38703Is, has always been, never will be any different.
We don't get banned from /v/ for no reason.
e1416d No.38710
>>38705That seems like a really hard task. I'm pretty bad at those kind of games. Good luck!
It's not expensive if you got the money for it when you're rich! It's not even a waste of money… kinda. And baths are great, especially hot bubble baths. I always mix way too much bubble thing into it so everything is full with bubbles.
Americans always mess up my sleep schedule too. Stupid timezones. I still have some old Pokemon, Hamtaro, etc. plushies from when I was a kid, I just can't sleep without them anymore! I don't care if people call me a little kid for that. >:3
Most people call them disgusting because it's raw meat, but they're so delicious with onions and pepper. And I love Berliners too, but Rosinenschnecken are even better. I really should go to a bakery tomorrow for breakfast.
f0577e No.38711
>>38706pfff I don't even remember that
what was my answer? probably something bad
fd3cb1 No.38712
>>38711Nah someone asked me that today,
I laughed
bdc1ea No.38713
>>38685My existence is a cop out.
>>3870811? Geez!
fd3cb1 No.38714
>>38713That explains why Maya is so fucked up
b675ef No.38715
>>38713it probably did good things for my psyche
f0577e No.38716
>>38712oh? now I wanna see.
I wish I'd get more questions…
>>38713no ur face is
fd3cb1 No.38717
>>38710How does this make you feel?
14b421 No.38718
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>>38710Thanks! I'll do my very best and then some.
Well, me getting rich is not very likely at all! So I will be content with a bath where I can relax for a loooong hour. No such thing as too many bubbles!
Teehee. Hamtaro is cute, I remember I had a game of it on my GBA. I understand how you feel. Whenever I go from home for more than a day I need my Marisa with me.
I'm fine with raw meat, it all depends on how it is prepared. I definitely think you should go to the bakery and treat yourself on a nice yummy breakfast!
e1416d No.38719
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>>38717Digusted, even more so because you probably like to eat that every day.
>>38718It's not that likely either for me, but you have to believe! Long baths are the best. I like to take them till the water is cold, so pretty long! And that's true, except when the bubbles get into your eyes, that burns…
I only had the game for the GBC since I never had a GBA. But I loved watching the show.
I have a friend who gets sick when he eats raw meat, so maybe it's not for everyone! And I will, if I'm not too lazy tomorrow. But I have to go shoppinh anyways, so I probably will!
bdc1ea No.38720
>>38710I don't do anything! Just go to bed!
>>38714>>38715I mean, 4chan isn't that bad. But… It could be the case. That's one weird childhood.
>>38716My face is also a cop out, yes.
fd3cb1 No.38721
>>38719I hope you threw up!
But no I wouldn't eat that.
>>38720Eh, I don't truly regret it, met some fun people through it
14b421 No.38722
>>38719I'm 20, I'm past the age where I can believe in getting rich!
Oh sorry, I ment GBC, the Ham-Hams Unite game specifically! Did you play it too?
Ossenworst and Filet Americain is raw too, so I can handle it! I don't really get sick from either, as long as they are fresh.
b675ef No.38723
marisa is my gf
back the fuck off
fd3cb1 No.38724
>>38723Marisa's a slut though, so are you!
Match made in heaven.
Jk you're a qt 14b421 No.38725
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e1416d No.38726
>>38721I did, thanks to you.
>>38722It's never too late to believe in getting rich! You can always just marry someone. But I hope you're not a gold digger like that! >:3
Yup, played the first Ham-Ham Unite game! Sadly I don't have it anymore and I can't even remember most of the language. I just know that Ham-Ham! was something like a greeting.
And of course it's fresh, I don't think anyone would like to eat unfresh raw met… Or there are probably people who would eat that too.
b675ef No.38727
>>38725>>38724i didnt notice there were 2 unnamed dutch people
which one is soul and who is the other person
14b421 No.38729
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>>38727Ek is die naamlose ander persoon.
>>38726Eek! I want to marry someone I love, not someone who has lots of money. That's just morally wrong.
Ham-Ham! is the greeting, Niff-Niff is sniffing/searching, Pakka-Pakka is biting something. I forgot the rest… I'll have to replay the game sometime. Maybe try to speedrun it, haha~
I don't know, there's a lot of scary dishes out there! Like Balut is Malaysia.
b675ef No.38730
>>38729is jy afrikaans? weet ek jy? ek weet nie wie jy is
e1416d No.38731
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>>38729That's the spirit! Love > money!
And same here, I should try to get another copy of it. But I don't think I would ever have the patience to speedrun something, it would get so tiring after so many tries. I don't want to dislike a game I liked because of that. Do you speedrun other games?
And there are, but Balut looks eww, so I wouldn't even touch that anyways.
14b421 No.38732
>>38730Nee, ek is Nederlands. Ek weet jy van lank gelede. Jy lyk anders nou. Meer oulik.
>>38731No, I don't, but I want to try and get into it casually. You should just get an emulator, much cheaper than getting the cartridge.
Another game I consider speedrunning is VTMB.
Yeah, it is kind of messed up. Non-Western Europeans can have some really disgusting foods sometimes.
e1416d No.38733
>>38732But I love collecting my games! So I don't mind paying a bit.
Yeah, but well, if it's tasty for them, why not? Mexican food is still my favorite food. I love it spicy.
14b421 No.38737
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>>38733Fair enough!
Eeeeh, some is just… a waste!
I like Mexican food too. But my favourite is Indonesian, I think.
e1416d No.38739
>>38737I don't think I have ever eaten Indonesian food, only Indian. Vindaloo is probably one of my favorite dishes.
bdc1ea No.38740
Well I didn't plan to make a new thread but…
>>38736>>38736 ←new
>>38736Here you go!
Hope it's the right one.