/ssft/ - super steam friends

>>47974

Talk to them about hobbies unrelated to videogames or interests they have.

>>47975

I uh

I honestly just wanna cuddle with them. ;w;

>>47976

Okay, then get them horny.

>>47976

Just tell them you want to cuddle them a lot simple as that

>>47977

What? No just cuddle.

>>47979

I didn't say jerk them off, if you get them horny they'll be more inclined to cuddle.

>>47980

… How would I do that?

>>47980

What if they want that to lead to more?

>>47981

If you're in a conversation, often times the tone of text can change to something suggestive. For example, if you're talking about yourself, you could inevitably bring up your butt.

>>47982

Then he cockblocks them with cuddles galore, win win for him

>>47983

Or he gets e-fucked by their e-schlong in his e-pooper if that's what he wants, another win for him.

>>47983

I don't like talking about myself and I have an ugly bum

>>47977

That's like trying to hammer a nail with a wrecking ball.

>>47985

Well of course you'd sell yourself. Most people on the internet have to sell themselves, confidence is key.

What do you like to talk about? Are you in a conversation with them now?

>>47986

Hey, it's gonna get the job done either way. Help em out if you know better!

>>47983

But they won't like that, what if that leads to less cuddling in the future?

>>47985

Don't say that, I'm sure you have a lovely bum!

>>47988

I wouldn't mind being teased from a stictly dominant perspective, a change of pace would be nice.

Not that I actively dom people or anything, just saying as an example.

Furthermore, if it leads to less cuddling when he already has none (presumably) then I'd say he's not at a major loss.

>>47989

They'll actively take cuddles off of him.

>>47988

>>47987

I like to talk about video games. No I'm not talking to him now.

>>47988

It's all hairy and stuff :<

I have been lewd with him before, I've just never really initiated it, he always did. Same with cuddles.

>>47991

Okay, if you've done these sort of things with him before talk about how much you'd like to cuddle him while you play videogames, it'll turn on a lot of people. You can also say you'd sit in his lap while you play.

WHAM BAM ROCK, DONE.

>>47990

How's that even possible?

>>47991

Just start cuddling him, it'll be fine.

>>47992

They'll push others who are about to hug him out of the way.

Either that or they'll rip his arms off.

>>47994

This is the internet!

>>47992

He does get pretty horny when playing games. Buuut, i can't play games because the Internet doesn't work and i gotta use my phone.

Would asking to sit in his lap be odd without games?

>>47996

You could just say while you watch him play instead.

But no, either way it's not odd, it's homoerotic.

>>47997

I'll uh, try something then.

I hope he doesn't get mad

>>47998

The key to his heart lies within his penis!

Gay sex! Yea!

>>47999

I hugged him c:

I don't wanna go any further because he's watching a stream though.

>>47998

Kidding aside, I would actually like to know your results.

Did the oldest trick in the book work again!?

>>48001

I asked to hug him, he said yea, i hugged him.

That's it.

>>48000

Hooray! You did it!

>>48002

Yeah, I didn't see the previous post because my thing bugged and I had to refresh. Good work!

Also your profile description thing is too depressing.

>>48003

Thanks! I kinda want more but i thibk I'll annoy him if i try.

I kinda write my description when I'm depressed usually. Sorry, i can change it if you want.

>>48004

More hugs?

Why are you so depressed anyways?

>>48005

Lewd stuff actually.

I have clinical depression. So it's kinda hard to deal with it sometimes, i take meds for it but they wear off eventually.

>>48006

Well you have a bunch of ERPers on your friends list just ERP with one of them then.

My illness is that I post in a place for friends yet do not actively add new friends, it's odd.

Entertaining place, though.

>>48007

I want it with this guy specificly. He does…stuff that others don't do and i really really like him.

>>48008

The way you worded that really made me giggle.

Just tell him to fuck you and be done with it or I'l add everyone on your friendslist trying to find him and tell him myself.

>>48009

And before you panic, I was kidding about that last part so relax.

>>48009

:c it's true though. He uh… I mean I get to roleplay specific things that others don't like.

Except like one but he never talks to me.

>>48011

Poop fetishes stink!!!!!

>>48012

Ew no. It's not that bad.

>>48013

The funny thing is you almost seem eager to share in a public setting, so I was just throwing out something overly gross to see your reaction.

Carry on!

>>48014

I don't wanna say it. I'm super horny though, which is why i seem this way. I'll stop posting if that'd help.

>>48015

I don't mind chatting either way, it's up to you. I guess all of our European friends are asleep.

>>48016

What are you up to? Besides chatting with me.

>>48017

Nice!

>>48018

Eating some rugulas and figuring out what to do for the rest of the night, probably sit here chatting with people who don't mind me and just enjoy the night.

>>48019

Rugulas? What's that?

>>48020

Little pastry things, the box just says "Cinnamon nut rugalas"

Essentially square pastries with cinnamon and misc nuts within. Sugar coating on the top, very tasty and filling.

>>48021

Oh.

>>48017

Go to sleep.