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fd3898 No.7497
ok
f1285c No.7498
Second
c3ed06 No.7499
doubles decide if I go fuck my ex. it's 2:34 am and I need to walk a few hundred meters
fd3898 No.7500
f1285c No.7501
>>7499Madoka and Ryouko looks pretty good
c3ed06 No.7502
>>7500>mfw>>7501damn straight
8adc27 No.7503
>Get the most OP isaac run as Azazel where I am Guppy with Tammy's head and a billion flies
>Accidentally reroll my setup
>Get technology 2 chocolate milk and barely any damage and access lord of the flies
>Still win anyway
>Took the wrong route and did it all for nothing
fd3898 No.7504
301b15 No.7505
>All these cheap games on steam, yeh broke as fuck because paycheck will be a few days late
Fuck my life
dd4aa0 No.7506
pls help
2e8238 No.7509
So I'm just farming card drops for whatever games I have that still have them, what are you up to /ssft/?
301b15 No.7510
>>7509Waiting for my games to finish downloading and being a useless fag all around. Also rewatching mushishi because comfy
57e350 No.7511
>>7267nobody could or wanted to come out for my birthday i got sad but a good friend saved me and took me out
at first it was awkward but then it turned into a really fun night
2e8238 No.7514
>>7511>or wanted to comeDo people hate cake and fun or something?
>>7512Literally never talked to them, so I couldn't even say.
57e350 No.7515
>>7514it was more of a go out and drink thing no cake
and maybe they don't care about me or i am bad at organizing or bad timing i dunnoo
301b15 No.7517
>>7515The lack of cake is disturbing, we gotta fix that ASAP
2e8238 No.7520
>>7517See, this guy gets it.
b12605 No.7521
Hey!
e5e3bf No.7522
Anyone here ever play Rance or BBA?
I opted for Mizuki instead of Nanana. I hope it pays off in the end!
fd3898 No.7523
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punpun comes to the bathroom with me and helps me pee <:
c3ed06 No.7524
Good morning erryone
>>7523No
fd3898 No.7525
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>>7524Yes he does.
also
>waking up the same time than baxellike good old times
fd3898 No.7527
>>7526best girl in shittest show
f1285c No.7528
Why does every day make me feel like shit
8adc27 No.7530
>>7528It's just December
>Yesterday during dinner my mom casually told me that a friend of ours killed himself 500d56 No.7531
>>7528Because everything that you do seems to be pointless now and in the long run or something along those lines. Idunno but that's how I feel when I'm down
fd3898 No.7532
i want to do this
8adc27 No.7533
>>7532
>Wanting to be a disgusting whoreAlso she could've killed the guy because later he shoves him so hard he hits his head against the wall and she walks off like a pussy.
43b786 No.7534
Good morning friends!
fd3898 No.7535
>>7533but i would only do it with consent
i dont bully that hard
500d56 No.7536
>>7533>>7535All bout that pseudo rape
>>7534Mornin!
8adc27 No.7537
>>7535
>Using people for your own advantage and getting mad if they don't do itDon't do it.
301b15 No.7538
>>7534Good morning friend!
fd3898 No.7539
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>>7537what?
what part of consent dont you understand
43b786 No.7540
So what is everybody up to today?
only 5 days until Kurisumasu, aaaaaa
8bb6b0 No.7541
>>7540I'll be playing dnd hopfully
4703ee No.7542
>>7540Laundry, house chores, buying food, preparing for Xmas and after that videogames all day~
b12605 No.7543
>>7540Ground zeroes, skype for a bit with some friends, play some CS:GO then binge watch Arrow. After that I have to go to work
8bb6b0 No.7544
who wants to play "I'm a shark suck my dick" with me? aka depth
b12605 No.7545
>>7544Haven't played it since Beta. Even worth it?
8adc27 No.7546
>>7540>>7540Nothing my life's an empty void etc etc.
I might finish Pokemon X though.
8bb6b0 No.7547
>>7545I'm having fun with it and it seems like it was just updated
7471cd No.7548
I'm gay
b12605 No.7550
>>7548Welcome to the club
8adc27 No.7551
>>7549No way, only limited people get acces to my dick, like
>>7550.
2e8238 No.7552
>>7540Apparently I'm going to have dinner with some family in a few hours. It's going to cut into my usual anime binge.
>>7548How many dicks have you sucked?
8adc27 No.7553
>>7552As in how many different dicks or just dicks in total?
f1285c No.7554
>try to read unread chat messages>login-failedNice to know I can spend money but not read some chat messages, Steam.
>>7553How many dicks would imply different dicks. Dicks in total would be if he had asked how many times you've sucked dick.
8adc27 No.7555
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>>7554I guess 5 or 6 different dicks.
Two of them were shota dicks of when I was young too. 2e8238 No.7557
Also, is steam community down or something? I can't login.
f1285c No.7558
So, not only are the new daily deals lame, Valve forgot to apply the daily discount to them.
4703ee No.7559
>>7551Oh well thats a shame, but no need to be shy. I promise to be gentle :3
37dd05 No.7560
>>7557Yep, Steam is down, time to hunker down and go offline.
8adc27 No.7562
>>7561It was giving and receiving.
Even 69 once in a while.
>>7559Nono, Noun has priority access
2e8238 No.7563
>>7558Really? That's silly of them.
>>7560Darn.
>>7562>69Wow, mega gay.
4ed2ab No.7564
>>7562Do you like to deepthroat?
8adc27 No.7565
I think I said too much this evening, the only reason I said I was gay is because I was bored during dinner.
It's still true though
37dd05 No.7566
>>7562Why does Noun have such a slutty boipussy harem?
>>7563I know, it's too brutal, I miss talking bullshit to my friends and do silly shit.
f1285c No.7567
>>7565This will forever haunt you and cause your downfall.
4ed2ab No.7568
>>7565But everyone already knew you're gay.
2e8238 No.7569
>>7565What does dick taste like?
>>7566>not having your own harem of dick craving slutsAnd I'm sure it'll be back soon.
37dd05 No.7570
>>7565Boredom is usually a symptom of lonely prostate. That and looking at phallic items and thinking 'I wonder…'
Usually developed when spending too much time on Steam Friends.
8adc27 No.7571
>>7570My prostate is fine with being alone.
>>7569Idunno, just any other part of your skin. Untill precum and shit.
>>7568Maybe but still.
>>7566
>You will never be Noun's one and onlyFuck timezones
4ed2ab No.7572
>>7571And now answer my question you dummy
>>7564 8adc27 No.7573
>>7572Not really, but if it gets my dick sucked then I might.
2e8238 No.7574
>>7571Are dicks at least fun to suck, in your opinion?
4ed2ab No.7575
>>7573But deepthroating is the best part about sucking dicks.
8adc27 No.7576
>>7575Fuck Idunno okay.
>>7574It makes someone feel happy so it's fun.
8adc27 No.7578
>>7577The first few legit times (not counting the shota because I was young) I made them give a facial because I didn't like the taste.
Then I did after.
37dd05 No.7579
>>7569Damnit, this is why I'm jealous.
I better work on my Senpai game.
That or just ruthlessly bully you all like some sort of stf equivalent of Ghengis Khan.
>>7571Maybe you should build your own yandere sex dungeon trap thing.
Then you can have Noun all to yourself.
2e8238 No.7580
>>7576Name 5 people from /ssft/ whose dicks you would suck.
>>7577Anyone who doesn't swallow is literally worse than a million hitlers.
4ed2ab No.7581
>>7578>>7580Well, I wouldn't swallow it all the time. I would prefer keeping it in my mouth and sharing it with my partner while kissing.
8adc27 No.7582
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>>7579That would cost moneyfingers, I don't have THAT much money.
>>7580Noun, some cute person from halfchan's sft, probably Baxel. Idunno for the other two.
2e8238 No.7583
>>7579Git gud.
>>7581I approve.
>>7582Pick me pls.
4703ee No.7584
>>7580Everyone I have added so far…and selkie
>>7581This man knows what's up
37dd05 No.7586
>>7582Improvise then.
Handcuffs, radiator, constant threats and lewd suggestions and you're sorted.
I'm sure you can slip acid in his drink first if you can't get roofies, mind you, that 'fight or flight' strength might kick in so you may have to bash him in with something rubber.
>>7583We have our first victim in my vector.
Join my horde or get trick and treated.
425aaf No.7587
>All this dick sucking talk
I just woke up and this isn't what I expected to see
8adc27 No.7588
>>7586Oh please, I don't need tools for him. I'd just beg him.
>>7587I'm so sorry
4ed2ab No.7589
>>7587You should be used to it by now!
2e8238 No.7590
>>7584That's a lot of dicks
>>7585Do it faget.
>>7586I'm a strong independent shitposter, so no.
>>7587>expecting anything different from /ssft/Hownew.ru
8adc27 No.7591
>>7590I don't even know you!
Fuck when I think about it it'd be only Noun I don't know any others
4ed2ab No.7592
>>7591But who needs other dicks when you have the dick of the person you love/like? At least that means you're not a slut! Or maybe you are.
37dd05 No.7593
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>>7587>not expecting dick sucking talkAt least it isn't as gay as, say, holding hands.
>>7588I guess this is why I don't have a harem.
They keep running away or dying.
>>7590Welp, I tried and failed, I may as well submit to the strongest one here and get assimilated into the fold.
4703ee No.7594
8adc27 No.7595
>>7592He asked me to name 5!
>>7593But harems suck
4ed2ab No.7596
>>7595Then name the person you like 5 times, dummy! You're so unromantic!
425aaf No.7597
>>7589>>7590I should be used to it now but I wasn't prepared after just waking up
>>7593>holding handsNow thats just wrong
2e8238 No.7598
>>7591Well, I'm Banana. pls be friend.
>>7593>the strongest hereTotally me.
>>7594Enjoy choking on a million dicks.
8adc27 No.7599
>>7596I can't name Noun 5 times because he has a billion people already!
>>7598Hi Banana I'm a secret.
4ed2ab No.7600
>>7599Then kill the other people!
8adc27 No.7601
>>7600No waaaay, I might be mean but I don't want to murder.
2e8238 No.7602
>>7599I like secrets.
>>7600Killing is bad, m'kay?
4ed2ab No.7604
>>7601>>7602What's wrong with killing? That's how I would solve it!
4703ee No.7605
>>7598I'll try, can't promise anything tho.
37dd05 No.7606
>>7598*submit and kneels*
Please be merciful.
My body is weak, cold and hungry.
>>7603This guy gets me, like a deep dark fleshy warmth.
8adc27 No.7607
>>7604Nononono.
>>7603I wouldn't kill Noun!
>>7602You won't like me though.
b12605 No.7608
Why is Arrow so fucking good?!
4ed2ab No.7609
>>7607How about I kill you?
37dd05 No.7610
>>7607Have you noticed he isn't posting?
Someone already kidnapped him.
f1285c No.7611
>>7607If you kill Noun, he won't be able to love anyone but you!
b12605 No.7612
>>7607>I wouldn't kill Noun!This makes me happy! :)
8adc27 No.7613
>Noun seeing all the bullshit I posted>>7610He just posted dingus.
>>7609And then make my cat sad?
>>7611I DON'T WANT TO KILL ANYONE ESPECIALLY NOUN
37dd05 No.7614
>>7608>>7608Congrats on escaping the sex n' death yandere dungeon.
But can you now avoid the cum thirsty harem that has your scent?
2e8238 No.7615
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>>7604Corpses aren't as fun to cuddle and they can't play video games with you.
>>7605Good luck.
>>7606Faggot.
>>7607As long as you aren't some retard furfag who spams emoticons I'll probably like you. I don't have very high standards or anything.
>>7613SENPAI IS NOTICING YOU, BE HAPPY
4ed2ab No.7616
>>7613No, the cat would be even happier with a master like me!
>>7615No, I wouldn't kill my lover! Only the other people that want him. I would only tie him up or something so he can't run away.
37dd05 No.7617
>>7613That only means he escaped to do what he loves most. Shitpost.
>>7615Buttlord.
8adc27 No.7618
>>7615Does having a cute temporary cat pokemon with a santa hat avatar make me a furry?
And I don't use emoticons, only on my phone.
b12605 No.7619
>this thread
37dd05 No.7621
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>>7618Yup. Same way when you use a pokemon trainer as an avatar, you're a confirmed slut with preferences to either Master/Servant roleplay or beastiality
8adc27 No.7623
>>7621But it had a cute santa hat on!
2e8238 No.7624
>>7616It's still mean to kill tho.
>>7617Bitch nigga
>>7618No. So you meet the minimum requirements, congratulations. Be friend now pls.
>>7619/ssft/ - cock sucking
37dd05 No.7625
>>7623Then that makes you 'Only furfag when the holiday season is near. Let me sit on your lap, potential santa.'
4ed2ab No.7626
>>7624It's even meaner to try flirting with my lover!
b12605 No.7627
>>7622She looks a lot like Casca!
8adc27 No.7628
>>7627Literally who?
>>7625Nothing wrong with sitting on Santa's lap.
37dd05 No.7629
>>7624Do you really want to go down this dirty, crooked road?
I don't, stop being mean, it breaks my heart.
2e8238 No.7630
>>7626You can't stop the flirting. Flirting is life.
>>7629>can't handle a little banterDEAD TO ME
f1285c No.7631
>>7627I have no idea who she is, I just keep that image around to insult all of you.
b12605 No.7632
>>7628>Literally who?>Literally who?>Literally who?>Literally who?>Literally who?>Literally who?>Literally who?>Literally who?…!
37dd05 No.7633
>>7628The best part is when gives you a present afterward.
>tfw only got on the laps of bad, drunken santas that don't even give decent hugs. 37dd05 No.7634
>>7630Oh, I can handle it, it's just it breaks my heart being mean back to you; my beloved waste of space.
4ed2ab No.7635
>>7630No, I want to see that person flirting when that person is dead then.
8adc27 No.7636
>>7632[spoiler]>That image
I don't mind if it's you.[/spoiler]
SORRY
2e8238 No.7637
>>7634If it breaks your heart, then you can't handle it. Baka.
>>7635[flirting intensifies]
>>7636Way 2lewd
8adc27 No.7639
>>7638
>Without meHow rude~
4ed2ab No.7640
>>7637Luckily there's nobody to steal the person I like! So you can flirt all you want here.
8adc27 No.7642
>>7641Oh nononono, not here~
37dd05 No.7643
>>7637Senpai pls, I got you these chorizos and this is how you treat me?
2e8238 No.7645
>>7640ayy bb u wan sum fug
>>7643Yes. That looks like shit.
37dd05 No.7647
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>>7645ur a shit. I'm trying my hardest.
That's fite me on OJ and I'mma make you learn to love me.
2e8238 No.7648
>>7646Then add me on steam, turboslut.
>>76471v1 me in 100% OJ. I'm a scrub and I'll still fukken rek u m8.
37dd05 No.7649
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>>7648Let's go then ye ken, I'll aggro you so hard you'll forget what stars look like.
8bb6b0 No.7651
>>7650you're right, you're a whore instead
2e8238 No.7652
>>7649fite me nurd.
>>7650I say you are until you add me.
4ed2ab No.7653
>>7651>>7652Maybe I am one after all…
1f31b1 No.7654
Hey, how is everyone?
8bb6b0 No.7655
>>7653lets find out together~
37dd05 No.7656
>>7653Good to know that you finally accept your place.
Now assume the position and be sure to beg for more.
>>7654Hungover, hungry, ignoring my duties as a human being. You?
2e8238 No.7657
>>7653Maybe you are, maybe you aren't. Ignore spider, add the magical fruit of shitposting.
>>7654Bored and I don't really wanna go eat with my family later.
b12605 No.7658
>>7655kek
>>7654Good! Watching Arrow. Can not stop and will not stop. Watching it until I afk for a couple days!
8adc27 No.7659
>>7654Playing Pokemon against my friend, embarrassed
about my Noun posts. Waiting for Noun to talk to me more!
>>7657ID?
8bb6b0 No.7660
>>7658you missed all the shark on shark action
4ed2ab No.7662
>>7655Sure, then I can finally kill my first victim.
>>7656But begging is one my fetishes!
>>7657Don't really want to add anyone right now, kinda depressed at the moment.
1f31b1 No.7663
>>7656>>7657I'm bored. Also lonely.
8bb6b0 No.7664
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>>7662that has nothing to do with anything though
2e8238 No.7665
>>7662Why depressed? Wanna talk about it?
>>7663>tfw no one to cuddleI'm fine with my loneliness except for this one feel
37dd05 No.7666
>>7662What else is your fetishes?
If you're too embarassed to say, I'm willing to list mine out to be fair on you.
>>7663Awww, don't worry, just keep pestering a load of people and someone will fix your lonely prostate.
4ed2ab No.7667
>>7664It has. Then you're finally gone!
>>7665Gonna spend Christmas all alone. I don't know, winter just makes me always depressed. At least 2014 is almost over, 2015 can't be worse.
>>7666I'm not embarrassed about my fetishes. I'm a pretty big masochistic, choking, humiliation, blindfolding, that kind of stuff.
4ed2ab No.7668
>>7667I meant I'm a pretty big masochist.
2e8238 No.7669
>>7667You won't be totally alone. You have all of your internet friends who are also alone on christmas!
1f31b1 No.7670
>>7665Never cuddled anyone ever.
>>7666Didn't mean in a lewd way. Just lonely in general, might wanna play games or something.
4ed2ab No.7671
>>7669But pretty much everyone of them at least does something with their family.
8bb6b0 No.7673
>>7667wow, you're just a meanie you meany
2e8238 No.7674
>>7670I haven't either, but I want to.
>>7671Still! You have your internet friends you can spend time with.
8adc27 No.7675
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>>7672What are you saying you want to be choked?
>>7667
>Tfw no fetishes at all 37dd05 No.7676
>>7667Good lord, those are some delicious preferences you got. Quite the switch myself, sorta into bondage.
Plus, saying mean things is fun.
>>7670I'd be down for vidya, mind you, I'd really need to eat soon. I miss cooking bacon curry.
37dd05 No.7677
>>7675I bet you have sex in the missionary position.
b12605 No.7678
>>7675No, but doing those things are quite fun!
4ed2ab No.7679
>>7673No, I just hate wolf spiders. There are so many cute spiders, but you pick the worst one!
>>7674I recently deleted a lot of them because I'm stupid.
>>7675How can you not have fetishes?
>>7676Getting tied up sounds pretty arousing, but I don't think I'm really into hardcore bondage. But a bit would be okay.
8adc27 No.7680
>>7678Should I be scared now?~
>>7679Idunno! We discussed it once before during a chat.
8bb6b0 No.7681
>>7679a racist and a meanie too
4ed2ab No.7682
>>7680Maybe you just have to test some stuff out so you can find some!
>>7681No to both!
2e8238 No.7683
>>7675>no fetishesStop lying to yourself.
>>7679>deleting peopleWell, add some more people then you baka.
8bb6b0 No.7684
>>7682yes to your face nerdlord!
2ea77b No.7685
You guys are weirdos. I barely skimmed the thread too.
8adc27 No.7686
>>7679
>That monster hunter case on the tableThat girl is 10/10 would make her my gf.
b12605 No.7687
>>7680You should tremble and beg for mercy!
2e8238 No.7688
8bb6b0 No.7689
>>7685well that means you'll barely skim this dick in yo mouth bby
8adc27 No.7690
>>7687>>7687Will do, m word~
4ed2ab No.7691
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>>7683I would! But like I said, not really in the mood right now. Don't want people to bother with me. Even though I rarely talk about my problems and prefer listening to other people's problems.
>>7684Ok…
>>7686But she wouldn't marry you!
8bb6b0 No.7692
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>>7691well then I'm going to attack you with hugs
2e8238 No.7693
>>7691Well, if you start feeling better and want to add people, You know where to find this band of cock sucking sluts.
4ed2ab No.7694
>>7692I try to avoid body contact with people that are not cute!
>>7693I will!
8adc27 No.7695
>>7683But it's true! I barely have any fetishes!
37dd05 No.7696
>>7685Join us~
We can accommodate you and make you feel even more unsettled.
>>7679I'm a bit iffy with how hardcore I like it, a little is always good. Plus it's gotta be comfy because fuck cramps and chafes.
8bb6b0 No.7698
>>7694as if you have a say in the matter I'm going to hug the shit of of your snuggly body till you're nothing more then a cuddlie blanket
2e8238 No.7699
>>7694And try to have a merry christmas too. Cheer up a little.
>>7695That's what they all say.
4ed2ab No.7700
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>>7698You wouldn't be able to catch me in 10 years.
>>7699I'm gonna bake a cake for myself, so at least I'm gonna enjoy that! And thanks, hope you're gonna enjoy your holidays too and Merry Christmas!
1f31b1 No.7701
Anyone want to play video games?
2e8238 No.7702
>>7700You best be posting pics of that cake when you make it.
And I will, thanks.
>>7701Maybe tomorrow. I'm going to dinner soon and when I get back I'm gonna binge anime for like 10 hours
8bb6b0 No.7703
>>7700who says I'm going to run after you?
you're going to come crawling to me
>>7701what game?
4ed2ab No.7704
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>>7702My camera broke some weeks ago after 8 years, now I finally can buy a new one. So I don't think I'm gonna be able to take photos of it! But I usually bake a lot, so I can take some pictures of my cakes some other time.
>>7703No, I'm not desperate!
1f31b1 No.7705
>>7702Oh. Well thanks anyway I guess.
>>7703I was hoping someone else had something in mind.
2e8238 No.7706
>>7704Aw, but I want pictures of cake
8bb6b0 No.7707
>>7704you don't need to be, you'll do it on your own accord
>>7705 well we could play depth
4ed2ab No.7708
>>7706There are a lot of delicious pictures of cakes online! And pretty much all of them look better than my cakes! But they don't taste as good… hopefully!
37dd05 No.7709
>>7701'll be free later, waiting for my pasta bakr to cook, so hungry man. It's gonna take 40 minutes.
382b81 No.7710
8adc27 No.7711
>>7697Doing it with you is a fetish. There we go
8bb6b0 No.7712
>>7710you can play as a shark and eat divers or you can play as a diver and get eaten by a shark
e73cd1 No.7713
ayy lads what up nonon here
im at the pub with the boys ('spooooooooons m8)
but one of them was mean and now im upset and trying to use my shit phone on bad free wifi
37dd05 No.7714
>>7713Haha, you lousy drunk.
I love Weatherspoons for the easy food, especially the curry club.
8adc27 No.7715
>>7713I wish I could get drunk.
I want to drunkskype with people.
e73cd1 No.7716
>>7714>>7714Im not drunk though, im usually a fun drunk anyway, but these friends arent exactly good drinking buddies
4ed2ab No.7717
>>7713I bet I could drink you under the table.
With orange juice. 2e8238 No.7718
So I took a longer shower than normal and shaved my beard, am I ready for christmas yet?
8bb6b0 No.7719
>>7718ready? you don't even know the meaning of the word
4ed2ab No.7720
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>>7718Only if you also got a Christmas suit!
2e8238 No.7721
>>7719I think I do.
>>7720I only have a santa hat.
4ed2ab No.7722
File: 1419108908029.jpg (80.2 KB, 724x1024, 181:256, 1cca08187b30f73212a510ed37….jpg)
>>7721I guess that's fine too!
2e8238 No.7723
I'll be back in a couple hours or so, later /ssft/
2ea77b No.7724
>>7718>shaving your beardBurt feels disappointment right now, and he's not even sure why.
4ed2ab No.7726
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>>7723Later, enjoy whatever you're doing!
37dd05 No.7727
>>7716Such a shame, I have shit drinking friends too. Like… psycho bad.
I'm a real fun drunk too, problem is, I can never eat when to drink.
8adc27 No.7728
>Randomly getting removed by someone
Th-thanks….
4ed2ab No.7729
>>7728Maybe it was someone you never spoke to? I deleted people like that after some time.
8adc27 No.7730
>>7729But I spoke to him like 10 minutes ago.
4ed2ab No.7731
>>7730Oh, then that's a pretty shitty thing to do. No reason why?
8adc27 No.7732
>>7731Literally no idea, blocked too.
8adc27 No.7733
>>7731>>7732But it's probably for the best though I think.
382b81 No.7734
>>7732Holy shit this JUST happened to me the other day.
4ed2ab No.7735
>>7732Look at the positive side, at least there's one asshole less on your friend-list.
37dd05 No.7736
Back, fucking delicious pasta bake.
Anyway I can improve it and make it better? Mushrooms maybe? My sister always adds crisps to the top of hers so it has like… a crispy top.
8e2af8 No.7737
>>7736
>crispsWhat the fuck is a crisp is it one of those fucking 'English' American things
2ea77b No.7740
>>7739I remember that image!
382b81 No.7741
Kinda cold here.
You guys cold, or is it just where i live?
8adc27 No.7742
>>7741It's pretty warm here for December. Like 13 degrees this weekend (Celsius)
3f0f3d No.7743
Welp, friends wanted to go back to one of their places to hang out but I got into an argument with another friend and we all just ended up going home. Hurray for boring cold-hearted friends!
>>7717I'd prefer it if you did other things under the table
4ed2ab No.7744
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>>7741It's pretty warm here! But still wearing a light jacket, just in case. It's 5°C right now.
>>7743What kind of things?
3f0f3d No.7745
>>7744Drinking, but of a different sort
548632 No.7746
lolgays
4ed2ab No.7748
>>7745But I don't drink alcohol!
3f0f3d No.7749
>>7748I know, I didn't say it would be alchohol!
4ed2ab No.7750
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>>7749As long as you pay for it!
3f0f3d No.7751
4ed2ab No.7752
>>7751Oh great, I can drink a lot then!
382b81 No.7753
>>7751I'm gonna guess it's either water or semen. Or even piss or blood.
4ed2ab No.7754
>>7753All of those sound tasty to me.
3f0f3d No.7755
>>7753its semen what a twist
>>7752tricked~
>tfw my buttplug came today but nobody was in so now its at the post office but its closed tomorrow and im busy the rest of the week so my mum said she'll get it because she's off work but im really scared the parcel will be ripped or something and she'll see whats inside 382b81 No.7756
>>7754
>water>tastyI can understand semen and you probably have some odd fetishes to like blood and piss but seriously? how is water tasty at all?
4ed2ab No.7757
>>7755Don't be so paranoid! What could be the worst that can happen?
>>7756How is it not? It's just so refreshing.
3f0f3d No.7758
>>7757Well the parcel could be ripped and she might see the lewd stuff in it which would be super embarrassing and she might try having a "talk" with me or something
382b81 No.7759
>>7757It has no flavor. It's boring. That's how.
4ed2ab No.7760
>>7758Like I said, just tell her it's for a friend! Or if she says you should throw it away send it to me!
>>7759But it has a flavor!
8adc27 No.7761
>>7757>>7754You have a watersport fetish? Literally you'd drink it?
3f0f3d No.7762
>>7760But she'd ask why I have friends that I buy stuff like that for, and would call them weird
382b81 No.7763
>>7760Barely. Almost every other liquid tastes better.
4ed2ab No.7764
>>7761It was a joke, but I would try it out.
8adc27 No.7765
>>7764Like I'd understand that you would like getting pissed on or something for humiliation but drinking it don't do that!
4ed2ab No.7766
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>>7762Then tell her it's a Christmas gift from a friend for his girlfriend and they live together, so it's hard for him to order stuff secretly!
4ed2ab No.7767
>>7765Why not? It's not even that unhealthy!
3f0f3d No.7768
>>7766But she knows I dont have many friends due to being neet, so she'll ask who it is and how we met and why i've never mentioned him before but yet i'm doing this for him.
>>7756I'm on your side, don't worry.
I do appreciate water definitely; going out on a bike ride in the summer and coming back to a nice cold glass of water is damn refreshing. However, some people are so boring and lame that they only drink water; they wont even store drinks for other people at their house! Like a bunch of old sad men.
>come round my house>cabinets full of different drinks and shit>go to friends house>"uhhh… do you want some water?"fucking autists
8adc27 No.7769
>>7767>>7767It just doesn'ts eem healthy.
4ed2ab No.7770
>>7768Then tell your mother that you're old enough and that she doesn't have to know everything! And I don't see how that is anything big to do for a friend. Wouldn't she do the same for her friends?
So I would be lame and boring just because I prefer water most of the time? ;_; I also drink other stuff, but not very often!
>>7769People eat fast food and that's not healthy either, so what's the problem? It's not like I would do it every day!
2ea77b No.7771
>itt, excuses upon excuses
8e2af8 No.7772
>>7771
>seriously monitoring /ssft/ during Euro night timeGo out with some friends or something and come back when they're all sleeping
Dirty, unwashed Euros :^)] 382b81 No.7773
>>7770
>would beNo you ARE lame and boring for mainly drinking water.
3f0f3d No.7774
>>7770But I don't want to be rude to her, especially at christmas time!
>Wouldn't she do the same for her friends? I doubt she has friends that would ask her to do that though.
>So I would be lame and boring just because I prefer water most of the time? ;_; I also drink other stuff, but not very often!Well, I prefer it when people like to try a bunch of different things. It's kinda boring when you go out to different places and all you ever drink is water.
4ed2ab No.7775
>>7773It's typical that a fat American can't appreciate the simple taste of water.
f1285c No.7776
>>7775Water is good, but chocolate milk is better.
4ed2ab No.7777
>>7774Back in her days! And that's true, you should always be nice to your parents, not just because it's Christmas time!
I also like to drink orange juice, chocolate milk, hot chocolate and green tea.
3f0f3d No.7778
I want to be cummed inside of
4ed2ab No.7779
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8adc27 No.7780
>>7776Chocolate milk and drinking yoghurt upset my stomach
Tfw
8adc27 No.7781
>>7779I don't that lady's fist still creeps me out.
382b81 No.7782
>>7775Fat american? what does my fucking nationality have to do with water being boring?
4ed2ab No.7783
File: 1419119156859.png (6.11 MB, 2484x3490, 1242:1745, 83ed577541612eee2506975763….png)
>>7781I guess it's understandable if you're a top.
4ed2ab No.7784
>>7782Because Americans only drink soda so they get fat.
8adc27 No.7786
382b81 No.7787
>>7784I only drink milk and water. I hate soda.
:^)
4ed2ab No.7788
>>7786Donuts are fine, except those Dunkin' Donuts. Every time I see those I feel like vomiting.
3f0f3d No.7789
>>7779I wonder what it feels like!
When I swallowed it felt like it was filling my mouth up, so surely it's noticeable in your butt too…
4ed2ab No.7790
>>7789It's pretty hot, so of course you would notice it too.
8adc27 No.7791
What do I say to someone before removing him. Like most of the time when I message him he's too immersed in his games and responds hours later and I'm not kidding, it happens everytime.
>>7778>>7789>>7790
>Feeling that shit that this doesn't even get a reaction in my penis 4ed2ab No.7792
>>7791Tell him if he ever wants to talk with you again that he should just add you back and how you felt about it. Something like that.
And I don't understand your second sentence!
2ea77b No.7793
>>7789Like nothing.
>>7791"You're gay."
3f0f3d No.7794
>>7790I hope so, although I doubt i'll ever get to experience it anyway :-;
382b81 No.7795
>>7791Just remove him. If he's so much of a dick to not even respond in a few hours then he doesn't care if you remove him or not.
4ed2ab No.7796
>>7794Why do you doubt that?
8adc27 No.7797
>>7795No, earlier I complained that someone blocked me without saying anything.
I'm not going to do the same to someone else.
>>7792That I'm too upset to enjoy gay shit. Normally I'd feel a tingle in my bottom if I'd read stuff like that
3f0f3d No.7798
>>7796Well i'd need to find someone who I'd want to fug and cum inside of me, and i'd have to make sure we are bother clean and without disease.
Maybe I should just stick to doing the cumming
382b81 No.7799
>>7797I never said block him. Remove him without saying anything, if he really appreciates you as a friend then he'll come back.
4ed2ab No.7800
>>7797Then maybe masturbate to calm down! That always helps. Even though I'm never upset.
4ed2ab No.7801
>>7798Sounds like a perfect job for me, since I'm top and bottom!
3f0f3d No.7802
>>7801But if I was with you I think i'd prefer to be a top!
4ed2ab No.7803
>>7802I was just saying! At least you could show me how it feels then!
3f0f3d No.7804
>>7803What about cumming inside… in zero g?
What about cumming inside… while upside down?
f1285c No.7806
>>7804>tfw will never have zero g sex 3f0f3d No.7807
>>7805Or what if like cumming inside while spinning really fast on something? There's so many things to try!
>>7806>tfw you will never fug in a place so cold that your cum freezes and impales them 4ed2ab No.7808
>>7807I also want to try a lot of things, so that would be perfect. But I don't really want to get impaled…
8e2af8 No.7809
>>7806
>tfw read that as 'will never have zerg sex' 3f0f3d No.7810
>>7808>But I don't really want to get impaled…What about by a dick?
4ed2ab No.7811
>>7810If your dick is that big, I will buy a plane ticket to England tomorrow.
3f0f3d No.7812
>>7811>that bigHow big? Silly, it's 7 inches
4ed2ab No.7813
>>7812So big that I would get impaled by it! But 7 inches is fine too. See you tomorrow!
2e8238 No.7814
I HAVE RETURNED
382b81 No.7815
>>7814Hey…you. Not really sure who you are.
2e8238 No.7817
>>7815I only left like 4 hours ago. And I am banana.
382b81 No.7818
>>7816I don't. Probably because they didn't add me on steam or anything. Just like almost everyone else.
4ed2ab No.7820
>>7819But tuxedo underwear looks boring!
2e8238 No.7821
>>7819>tfw no schoolgirl cosplay outfit for muh dick 43b786 No.7822
>>7821Truly, these are the hardships of our time
>>7820Not if you go all out!
I bet you don't even get a miniature tie for your dick!
4ed2ab No.7823
>>7822No, but I get a ribbon!
2ea77b No.7824
>>7823That picture is kind of creepy.
2e8238 No.7825
>>7822Why even live?
>>7823>tfw no dick ribbons 43b786 No.7826
>>7823It's not the same!
Your dick needs to look professional!
>>7825watching anime fills the void left by non-fancy genital wear
f1285c No.7827
>>7824What's so creepy about it?
4ed2ab No.7828
>>7824It doesn't!
>>7825Buy one!
>>7826But I want someone to unwrap me as their Christmas present! Then a ribbon would be why better!
2e8238 No.7829
>>7826Which is exactly what I'm doing right now. I'M GONNA BINGE ANIME UNTIL LIKE 4 AM.
4ed2ab No.7830
>>7828Of course I meant way better. ;_;
2e8238 No.7831
>>7828>tfw no money to buy dick ribbons 43b786 No.7834
>>7828What if they celebrated Hanukkah? Or Kwanza?
>implying anyone actually celebrates Kwanza>>7829Shit dudeee whatchu watching?
4ed2ab No.7836
>>7831Whore yourself out!
>>7834Doesn't matter, they can still celebrate that they got me as a present!
2e8238 No.7837
>>7834This is the schedule for tonight, we're still on Giant Robo.
>>7836But whoring myself out is effort.
2ea77b No.7838
>>7833Sexy I know, but the Kyubey is creepy! Still saved it!
>>7835>tfw Nagisa 382b81 No.7839
>>7837I don't even know 1 of those animes lol. I need to watch more…
2e8238 No.7840
>>7839>being this far out of the weeaboo loopYes, go watch more anime.
4ed2ab No.7841
>>7838Who's Nagisa? Didn't watched the movies yet!
>>7837Sometimes you have to just put effort into it, but at least you will get money out of it. And that's a pretty solid schedule. Gotta have to finish Psycho-Pass 2 later myself.
f1285c No.7842
>>7837Did you see the finale of Psycho Pass 2? That was something.
382b81 No.7843
>>7840Where do I start? This is a genuine question, I have no idea what to watch.
2ea77b No.7844
>>7840I'm also out of the weeaboo loop.
43b786 No.7845
>>7836I hope you'd serenade them with Christmas carols while they unwrapped you!
>>7837Noice, enjoy yourself mate
2ea77b No.7846
This is getting weird, I'm out.
Enjoy yourselves!
2e8238 No.7847
>>7841It's been a good several weeks with this schedule. And I guess maybe I'll try effort sometime.
>>7842No I haven't, but I will when the schedule gets to it in a couple hours
>>7843>>7844Ask any friend of yours who you know watches a shit ton of anime. Also, a useful tool for seeing current/upcoming shows:
http://anichart.net/winter>>7845I plan to, thanks.
4ed2ab No.7848
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382b81 No.7849
>>7846
>not being weird>>7847How am I supposed to know if the watch anime alot? I only talk about video games with people…
2e8238 No.7850
>>7849Ask if they watch a lot of anime, duh.
382b81 No.7851
>>7850What if the don't, and insult me for asking that, and then remove and block me because i'm such a loser?
2ea77b No.7852
>>7851This is paranoia right here if I've ever seen it.
4ed2ab No.7853
>>7851>playing video games>calling other people losersYou're pretty paranoid, aren't you?
43b786 No.7854
>>7848Good!
What would you sing for them, huh?
2e8238 No.7855
>>7851Then they were clearly a shit friend and you're better off without them, duh.
382b81 No.7856
>>7852>>7853It could happen…
>>7855I don't want to remove anyone. That's mean.
4ed2ab No.7857
>>7854Mhh, that's a hard question! How about Erasure - Always?
2ea77b No.7858
>>7847Thanks manabananfofanashamanabanana!
>>7856Paranoia!
43b786 No.7859
>>7857mhm mhm, nice choice!
>>7856A plane could also crash through the roof of my house at any moment and explode into a billion bits, but you don't see me being a worry-wart about it!
382b81 No.7860
>>7859Planes are really, really, really unsafe in general so I wouldn't be surprised if you died and a plane was involved anyway.
2e8238 No.7861
>>7856Then don't. But still, ask your friends for recommendations.
>>7858You're welcome!
>>7857Great song choice
4ed2ab No.7862
>>7860Planes are one of the safest ways to travel…
43b786 No.7863
>>7860What are you, a dingus?
Planes are the safest way to travel!
382b81 No.7864
>>7861Problem is, I don't like watching it so I try to watch it with them, but they never wanna watch because they gotta choose the show.
>>7862LOL. Stop lying, they're horrible and I'll never fly in one.
4ed2ab No.7865
>>7864Stop lying? It's a fact you idiot. Have fun living your whole life in fear. Maybe you should go to a therapist about it.
382b81 No.7866
>>7865I do go to a therapist, just not about stupid shit like that, stop denying that planes are unsafe.
f1285c No.7867
>>7860>>7862>>7863>>7864>>7865>>7866Goddamn Water. It's okay to be scared of flying, but you don't need to lie and try to bullshit yourself and everyone else to justify it.
2e8238 No.7868
>>7864If you don't wanna watch shit alone, then you might be out of luck.
4ed2ab No.7869
>>7866http://lmgtfy.com/?q=planes+are+the+safest+way+to+travelYeah, they're so unsafe. Driving a car is 1000000% more dangerous.
382b81 No.7870
>>7867Theres less crashes because there's less planes in general, if there were as many as cars they'd be crashing all the time.
43b786 No.7871
>>7864Literally any other kind of travel is thousands of times more dangerous.
Think about it, the only people that fly a plane are certified to do so. Any retard can get in a car and drive it while drunk/retarded/whatevs
It's not like you can crash into other planes while flying or anything
382b81 No.7872
Everyone's too mean. I'm leaving.
f1285c No.7873
>>7872You called half of us faggots the other day. You can't act like we're not a hugbox and then expect us to hugbox you.
43b786 No.7874
>>7872>stating facts is being meanYou can dislike flying, that's fine, but don't be an ignorant dick about it and expect us to agree with you.
How would you react if I went around saying vaccines cause autism or some other stupid shit?
425aaf No.7876
Well that was fun.
301b15 No.7877
This was quite…something
43b786 No.7878
So how's everybody's night going?
playing any video games?
f1285c No.7880
>>7878I'm just talking to people and listening to music.
\
301b15 No.7881
>>7878Finished watching the UFC match and now time to play vidya/chat with friend, and maybe watch some old anime as well
2e8238 No.7882
>>7878I masturbated and am watching chinese cartoons.
43b786 No.7883
>>7879Whatchu playin' as?
>>7880Sounds nice!
>>7881Coolio, what shows?
>>7882That's all anyone can ask for from life
301b15 No.7884
>>7883Watching Mazinger Z, Hokuto no Ken and Saint Seiya because muh childhood. They are better than i remember and actually have a 10/10 OST
8bb6b0 No.7885
>>7883I'm playing a gnome bard who's a alchemist
43b786 No.7886
>>7884Older shows definitely had some amazing OSTs
Though it's been forever since I've watched Hokuto no Ken, so that may just be nostalgia talking>>7885Craft any fancy potions with your tiny scheming gnome hands?
301b15 No.7888
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>>7886HnK ost is still amazing, but the show is poorly paced and full of filler, you gonna need a episode guide if you plan on rewatching it
43b786 No.7889
>>7888ah, someday I will, but I'd like to catch up with my backlog before even thinking of re-watching something
301b15 No.7890
>>7889Well, good luck with that cutie, because the backlog never stops growing, no matter how much you work on it~
>Tfw more than 100 shows on my backlog and increasing 3f0f3d No.7891
>tfw went too lewd last night
8adc27 No.7892
500d56 No.7893
>mfw sold all of my valuable items on steam to buy vidya and still not enough money for everythingWell time to whip out actual money
>>7891What did you do? Explain in detal
37dd05 No.7894
These fucking deals man.
I just got Antichamber for 3 squids.
Any games that you could recommend that I should get?
>>7891Tell us more.
Did you wind up coated in a thin layer of love juices and buried yourself in a deep hole to protect yourself from the desert heat, like one of those frogs?
37dd05 No.7895
Oh, and to get in on this super gay plane discussion. Most safest, 3rd least annoying way to travel. Second because you gotta deal with that foot thing, ear pressure thing and mass boredom; as well security. Otherwise, plenty quick, plenty safe and pretty cool if you got a book or DS.
I guess best way to travel is by cruise. You get your own room, decent food and drink and can laugh at stupid dolphins.
>Pic sorta related, worst case scenario is Vlad/Hitler.
8adc27 No.7896
>>7895Plane is just the safest and fastest way to travel.
Just nap or bring a book.
f7f3c5 No.7897
8adc27 No.7898
>>7897I hope you did it safe and had fun.
f7f3c5 No.7899
>>7898Thanks, didn't do it safe tho, should get checked lel
8adc27 No.7900
>>7899Just in case sure.
Did you enjoy it?W ould you do it again in the future?
4ed2ab No.7901
>>7899Now you got AIDS, Ebola, syphilis, herpes and gonorrhea. RIP.
fd3898 No.7902
File: 1419171804913.png (26.74 KB, 255x322, 255:322, ss (2014-12-20 at 03.14.16….png)
i need 2 clean up today help
8adc27 No.7903
>>7901Don't be mean, he's already going to hell for getting his ass fucked by a non lover.
That's twice as much hell.
4ed2ab No.7904
>>7903But I thought you don't believe in hell?
8adc27 No.7905
>>7904But if it does exist he's going to get double punishment!
I'll totally go to heaven and such and meet up with you!
Then we can bake a lovely cake together.
fd3898 No.7906
File: 1419172347331.jpg (46.44 KB, 343x295, 343:295, ss (2014-12-11 at 11.05.45….jpg)
4ed2ab No.7907
>>7905But maybe I'm gonna go to hell too?
f7f3c5 No.7908
>>7900Meh, I guess I enjoyed it, shit was insane tho.
And probably, if I get money and time. travelling was a pain.
>>7901A-atleast I die young!
>>7906How come what? I just forgot about it ;;
now I feel dumb.
4ed2ab No.7909
>>7908At least I hope you didn't do ass to mouth.
f7f3c5 No.7910
>>7909We did not! Both that and feet fetishes are disgusting.
8adc27 No.7911
>>7909I hope not, he already talks enough shit as it is.
>>7907I hope not, I want to bake a giant flying cake with you.
>>7908It's called getting a job!
Or living off government money here.
fd3898 No.7912
File: 1419172659648.jpg (57.52 KB, 382x376, 191:188, ss (2014-12-14 at 07.21.36….jpg)
>>7908just forgot lol
remember next time
4ed2ab No.7913
>>7910What's wrong with having a feet fetish? Wash your feet more often and you would appreciate how lovely they are.
>>7911Too bad, I'm going to hell, regardless what I'm doing in the rest of my life.
3f0f3d No.7914
>>7899> didn't do it safe thoWait… so he came inside you? Shit that's lewd Gropy
f7f3c5 No.7915
>>7911But I already live off the goverment! And maybe in a few months I can go on adventure again.
>>7912Thanks!
Also why is cleaning your butt so fucking hard, jesus.
>>7913feets are disgusting, I wash them everyday doesn't change anything.
Only cute thing about feet is when you're in bed together and you play around with them aganist eachother
>>7914We did not! I wanted to but meh.
3f0f3d No.7916
>>7915Where did he cum then? How many times did both of you cum?
4ed2ab No.7917
>>7915Your feet are disgusting, doesn't mean that all of them are disgusting!
fd3898 No.7918
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>>7915its not tho
didn't i already explain it
use a hand shower put a bit of water in butt and then push it out and repeat until clean
ez
f7f3c5 No.7919
>>7916Jesus, I didn't count that. Probably around 5-7 times doing the 2 days? And he came in lots of embarrasing places ;_;
>>7917They are, I really hate my feet. Thats why I was wearing my knee socks almost the whole time hahaha.
>>7918I know jeez, still takes along time, and it felt so ghetto doing it without any prober tool.
8adc27 No.7920
>>7919Are you going to date him now?
4ed2ab No.7921
>>7919So you will never give someone a footjob while wearing stockings? That's sad.
3f0f3d No.7922
>>7921I got a footjob once but he wasn't very good at it.
4ed2ab No.7923
>>7922Maybe one day you will find someone that does good footjobs!
f7f3c5 No.7924
>>7920No, his personality isn't that great. And you know I'm not interested in a relationship.
>>7921No I wont, shit's weird.
3f0f3d No.7925
>>7923I hope so! Do you know anyone that gives good footjobs?
4ed2ab No.7926
>>7924No, you're weird. If you insult feet one more time I will slap you across your room.
3f0f3d No.7929
>>7928Well if i'm ever in their neighbourhood tell them to come see me!
fd3898 No.7930
>>7919proper tools being what?
you literally just need a showerhead or use those minishowers they have near toilets
8adc27 No.7931
>>7924Oh sorry to hear that. But why? Relationships are great.
>>7926My friend once said I had nice feet. No idea how to react to that.
4ed2ab No.7932
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>>7929I will!
>>7931That's easy, just tell him to suck your feet.
3f0f3d No.7933
By the way, what would be the best way to prepare someone for anal sex? I hear you should help them relax, which i'd probably use candles and incense for, but if i'm in a hotel room that probably wouldn't be possible.
8adc27 No.7934
>>7932Hah, it was someone online though.
That's possible since he lives in the same country. But he's a jerk so no thanks
4ed2ab No.7935
>>7933Caress that person with kisses all over his body, whisper things into his ear, bite his neck/ears, that kind of stuff.
f7f3c5 No.7936
>>7926>having disgusting fetishes>>7930>in a foreign house>HEY can I use your showerhaed to put up my ass?Yeah no, I just mean a tool that makes me get water in easy.
>>7931Sorry to hear what? And I told you why, what's so great about them…
>>7933Nah, it all comes down to their mentallity. Personally we smoked weed before hand, which clamed me down.
4ed2ab No.7937
>>7934If he's a jerk that's even better! Especially if you don't wash your feet before.
>>7936If I would have disgusting fetishes I would have a fetish for you. But I don't, so they're not disgusting!
fd3898 No.7938
>>7933>candles and incenseumm just like make them relax
relax as in have them feel comfortable and safe
>>7936dude its completely fine to ask to shower before sex and or just use the one in the bathroom when you go clean yourself up
its not a secret that butts need cleaning up, grow up and tell them that you will go prepare yourself or something
3f0f3d No.7939
>>7936I wont be able to smoke weed in a hotel either, silly Gropy-slut
>>7935But kissing is gay…
4ed2ab No.7940
>>7939You're about to fuck a guy in his ass, what's wrong with kisses? You're so unromantic.
3f0f3d No.7941
>>7938Yes, candles and incense. They are often effective tools in helping people to relax.
37dd05 No.7942
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Good lord, I leave to play Antichamber and everyone gets cheek blush burningly lewd.
8adc27 No.7943
All this talk about meet and fuck makes me lonely, guess I'll just take a shower.
>>7940Heh.
>>7942I don't get people who like Hex Maniacs, Fairy lolis and the fairy Gym leader.
Hex Maniacs are boring dark Goths
Fairy loli's are creepy lolis
And that gym leader is just ayy lmao
fd3898 No.7944
>>7941i personally would feel just pressured if im having sex with someone for the first time and they would start lighting up candles and hockuspockus
4ed2ab No.7945
>>7943Then you just have to find someone and you won't be lonely anymore! But a shower is a good idea too!
f7f3c5 No.7946
>>7937what are you even on about loool
>>7938We did take baths together tho, and stop projecting! Everything went well, he knew butts need cleaning and he gave me time to do it.
All I'm saying is that I don't ask someone if I can put their showerhead up my butt.
>>7939Meh, I dunno then, I didn't have any problems myself.
>>7943Theres lots of dutch guys you can meet tho
37dd05 No.7947
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>>7943I like because of the creepy factor.
How could you say no to eyes and a smile like that? You can't, because you'd be fucking scared to say otherwise.
That and I like ghost pokemon, that candle one is so cute.
4ed2ab No.7948
>>7946You're insulting beautiful things, so I'm insulting you, dummy.
fd3898 No.7949
>>7946ur not supposed to put it INSIDE your butt
only the water
and you really are making it sound like the whole thing was difficult and a struggle so im not projecting im just trying to help you cause it looked like you needed advice
3f0f3d No.7950
>>7944Well obviously I wouldn't only use candles and incense.
The idea is to make them think of it as more than just a slutty fuck session, which they may be nervous about doing and fear regretting, and instead making it seem nice and peaceful.
Obviously I would reassure them and get a few drinks in them first too, maybe
4ed2ab No.7951
>>7950Wow, so you would make them drunk so they're gonna say yes to all the dirty things you have in mind? You're a monster.
3f0f3d No.7952
>>7951Lies! No!
I don't want them too drunk, I just want them to have a few drinks so they are relaxed!
4ed2ab No.7953
>>7952Too late, you're a rapist for me now.
I wouldn't even need to be drunk to do a lot of dirty stuff. 37dd05 No.7954
>>7951He's British, it's our way of anesthetizing our lovers before the nasty shit happens.
f7f3c5 No.7955
>>7949It have to get inside tho, you cant just spary water on the outside hoping it would get in LOL
And it was difficult because it was first time, knowing what tempature is best, and how much and shit. It takes time and practice
3f0f3d No.7956
>>7953I'm gonna stab you in the eye with my dick and cum into your brain
37dd05 No.7957
>>7955Do you have a doctorate in Butt Care? I think you deserve one.
>>7956Please, you haven't gave him any Barcadi yet.
4ed2ab No.7958
>>7956Try it, the only thing that will get hurt then is your dick.
3f0f3d No.7959
>>7957I'll just give a few WKDs m8
>>7958Then I will rip open your chest and cum on your heart
fd3898 No.7960
>>7955if you hold the hose against your butthole and the water comes out of the hose with enough pressure it will go inside you
4ed2ab No.7961
>>7959You've got some pretty hardcore fetishes… I'm pretty masochistic, but that's too much, even for me!
37dd05 No.7962
>>7959What do you think I am, a 14 year old she chav? I'm insulted. You can shove those WKDs up yo ass m80, it's the only action ur gonna get.
f7f3c5 No.7963
>>7957Nah, I sucked at it, next time will be alot easier tho. Still a few issus I have to research about tho
>>7960Why not just put it in then? Would make it alot easier.
37dd05 No.7964
>>7963I heard using a bottle, put a pin hole in it, fill it with water and squeezing gives you a DIY enema. I dunno, that's what I heard.
I'm more in the business of plowing butts than cleaning them.
fd3898 No.7965
>>7963i dont know i never had to put it inside my butt and i manage to clean myself just fine
water pressure is enough to have it go in
there really isnt anything more about the subject you guys should take my advice i have been doing this for ages
f7f3c5 No.7966
>>7964Oh that actually doesn't sound that dumb! I should try something like that next time.
>>7965Yeah, I take your advise for granted, I'm just saying you don't always have a showerhead, and I think it would be easier if it was inside.
>there really isnt anything more about the subject you guys should take my advice i have been doing this for agesslut
fd3898 No.7967
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>>7966sry for being sexually active
3f0f3d No.7968
>>7967are you bottom or top?
8adc27 No.7969
>Couldn't even jerk off in the shower because too sad.Guess sitting in there for 20 minutes is fine too
>>7946Dutch people are awful though.
>>7947Only good ghost pokemon.
37dd05 No.7970
>>7966I'm more than just a creepy face.
Also heard you can get small enema kits, sorta travel packs. Works like a hand pump filled with water.
>>7969Well, duh. And aww, what's wrong with you?
4ed2ab No.7971
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>>7969I will never understand why people jerk off in the shower. It doesn't feels any different.
3f0f3d No.7972
>>7971Easy cleanup, sometimes its nice to be wet and slippery too
37dd05 No.7973
>>7971Because in the shower, no one can hear or see you cry.
f7f3c5 No.7974
>>7967>trying to justify being a slut>>7969Nah, you're probably the only dutch person I meet that I didn't like. And I've meet alot.
4ed2ab No.7975
>>7972It's pretty easy to clean it up anyways if you just drink it or lick it up from the floor.
fd3898 No.7976
File: 1419177270594.jpg (54.82 KB, 396x373, 396:373, ss (2014-10-11 at 11.40.31….jpg)
>>7968bottom
i only top girls (and maybe very cute young boys)
>>7974>implying 4ed2ab No.7977
>>7973But there's nothing wrong with people hearing or seeing you cry!
8adc27 No.7978
>>7974
>Come back from texting that message to you>See thisWow timing much!
>>7971Just feels nice with all that warm water.
>>7970
>Well duhEarlier you said the Litwick line was good.
And something I don't want to say in this thread.
4ed2ab No.7979
>>7978But taking a shower should be relaxing and refreshing, but I can't relax when I'm jerking off. At least not when I'm showering.
37dd05 No.7980
>>7977There is.
People will think less of me then bully me and all that silly shit.
>>7978Yeah, but I personally love Litwick. Cute and fire and stuff. Gastly and all that is like… the go-to ghost pokemon which everyone undeniably says is the best.
4ed2ab No.7981
>>7980But even bullies need to cry sometimes!
37dd05 No.7982
File: 1419177772217.png (114.33 KB, 500x327, 500:327, tumblr_muqvj3yzzK1r4f9mvo1….png)
>>7981Filthy lies.
Such machinations are unthinkable.
You should be punished for your wild accusations.
8adc27 No.7983
>>7980What about Shuppet?
>>7979After it you can relax.
18ae04 No.7984
>>7983But I don't want to do work when I'm in the shower.
37dd05 No.7985
>>7983Was never a fan of Shuppet. Or his evolution.
>>7984I didn't know fapping is work. Or are you just hard to please?
f7f3c5 No.7986
>>7978Hey, I only saw that now. I dunno why you would type something so dumb tho.
8adc27 No.7987
>>7986It's called a request.
18ae04 No.7988
>>7985I'm hard to please and I also like to edge, so I like to take my time. So when I'm under the shower I just want to relax and wash myself and not play around with myself for a long time.
37dd05 No.7989
>>7988Don't blame you, edging is fun.
Nothing like being so pent up.
18ae04 No.7990
>>7989It just feels so great when you finally cum and you can't control it, so it just shoots everywhere and there's always so much of it. Messy but fun.
f7f3c5 No.7991
>>7987Well, I'm pretty sure you're the one who starts the bad mouthing first everytime tho.
8adc27 No.7992
>>7991You could've just responded there and respond seriously.
f7f3c5 No.7993
>>7992I'm not sms'ing you back, it would cost me 4 kroner…
8adc27 No.7994
>>7993But yeah I hope we can do that.
37dd05 No.7996
>>7990Messy can be fun too.
Sorry for lack of a decent reply though, brain-dead. May have to do 5 hours of job seeking whilst pestering every one.
3f0f3d No.7997
File: 1419186605841.png (221.56 KB, 424x305, 424:305, Killlakill_ep1_nonon_jakuz….png)
Hey guys
you have….
10 seconds to….
KISS SOMEONE
18ae04 No.7998
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>>7997Is kissing myself in the mirror enough?
3f0f3d No.7999
18ae04 No.8001
>>7999Looks like I can't do it then.
3f0f3d No.8002
>>8000Who did you kiss you whore?
>>8001Kiss a stranger, or me!
18ae04 No.8003
>>8002Why would I give my first kiss to a stranger?
fd3898 No.8004
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3f0f3d No.8005
>>8003Well i'm not a stranger!
>>8004Is that what you call your clients?
18ae04 No.8006
>>8005We never met before, so of course you're a stranger too!
3f0f3d No.8008
>>8006Well when we meet, we wont be strangers anymore!
18ae04 No.8009
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>>8008But you said in 10 seconds!
3f0f3d No.8010
>>8007I'd say the same to you but I guess you can't, slut
fd3898 No.8011
>>8010i dont know what you mean by this
37dd05 No.8012
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>>7997Fuck you, I got no-one.
All I got is my PC and Chicago Town Microwave pizza.
3f0f3d No.8013
>>8011Well if you had something in your mouth, between your lips, it might be hard to shut it. Now, with you being a slut, the implication is that it would most likely be a penis in your mouth.
>>8012>Chicago Town Microwave pizza.Heh, I was thinking of having one tonight too.
…a-and you can kissu me
18ae04 No.8014
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>eating microwave pizza
Ewww… Now that I know that I wouldn't kiss you anymore.
fd3898 No.8015
>>8013what is your problem bully
37dd05 No.8016
>>8013Sorry, 10 seconds are up. I guess the challenge will be all for naught now.
If I had more time…
>>8014Oh come on, I'm sure you had filthier things in your mouth.
3f0f3d No.8017
>>8014It's strange but… Chicago Town microwave pizzas are really nice for some reason.
Also shut the fuck up you pompous bourgeois pig.
>>8015what is your problem
slut
>>8016You have an extension then!
18ae04 No.8018
>>8016No, I never had filthy things in my mouth!
>>8017Wow, why are you such a bully? How will someone ever love you if you're a bully?
8adc27 No.8019
Kissed my cat, does that count?
37dd05 No.8021
>>8017>>8017Here you go.
>>8018Well if I eat some chewing gum…
I'm sure mint cleans everything.
18ae04 No.8023
>>8022But just having a pet doesn't mean you're a furry, only if you do bad stuff with it! Like you!
8adc27 No.8024
>>8023>>8023Kissing your pet isnt furry
18ae04 No.8025
>>8024I bet that's not the only thing you do…
8adc27 No.8026
>>8025Pls shut up I love my Cat I would never.
37dd05 No.8028
>>8027Oh god, I read that hentai.
So lewd and weird. Forgot what it was called.
8adc27 No.8029
>>8027I'd probably do the same if my cat died.
fd3898 No.8030
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>>8029>>8028>tfw actually haven't read this doujin myself 8adc27 No.8031
>>8030>>8028There we go, I found it for you guys.
Guy's cat dies and is sad, class tries to cheer him up by making a loli pretend it's his cat.
https://www.fakku.net/manga/cat-head-imako-englishI know Fakku is shit
37dd05 No.8032
>>8031Loli, pet play, aheago stuff and a bit on the creepy side. What's not to love?
18ae04 No.8033
>tfw no master that treats me like a pet
Why do I even live?
3f0f3d No.8034
>>8018You bullied first you big baka bully boy! ;_;
>>8023But kissing a pet isn't bad! Not all kissing is sexual; I kiss my nieces and its not weird at all
18ae04 No.8035
>>8034But I never bullied you!
And it was a joke!
3f0f3d No.8036
>>8035Hmpf, but you're right. How could anyone ever love me?
37dd05 No.8037
>>8033I'm sure we can arrange something.
That or you could get a pet yourself.
18ae04 No.8038
>>8036There are so many people in the world and you really think nobody of them will ever love you?
18ae04 No.8039
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>>8037No, I prefer being the pet!
37dd05 No.8040
>>8039I'm sure I can be a decent master.
I've got a collar with your name on it.
3f0f3d No.8041
>>8038None that will truly love me.
18ae04 No.8042
>>8040No, thank you.
>>8041Why not? Why do you think so?
8adc27 No.8043
I wish I had someone to put cat ears on and love tenderly.
>>8039And a happy end.
3f0f3d No.8044
>>8042Too fussy I suppose. Love is a very special thing, it's more than just being lewd with someone you really like, but I don't think i'll ever achieve it. At most I can hope to get a reasonably close friend that I can also lewd
2ea77b No.8045
>>8027>>8031Oh wait, I've read this one before! Way back then! Good times!
37dd05 No.8046
God I hate jobseeking. Oh well, beats doing nothing.
>>8042Fair does. I can always get another collar cut.
>>8043Ever heard of those cat ears that twitch to your brain waves?
http://www.necomimi.com/ They look a bit naff though.
18ae04 No.8047
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>>8043What do you mean with happy end? I hate happy ends! I want to find someone I love till the end of my life and before he dies I want to kill that person, as a sign of true love. Is that weird?
>>8044I'm fussy too, and of course love isn't all about lewd stuff! It's about having someone that can give you emotional support, even in the hardest times. And you will find it, I'm sure of it!
8adc27 No.8048
>>8046
>In the zoneWhat does that mean?
>>8045Good!
8adc27 No.8049
>>8047That one had a happy ending saying he always loved her.
>>8047
>Not double suicideJeez and you call yourself a romanticus
18ae04 No.8051
>>8049Double suicide is lame, I still have things to do with the body then.
8adc27 No.8052
>>8051
>Not having sex one final time and stab him a second before his ejaculation>>8050I never properly played Pripyat
37dd05 No.8053
>>8052>not death by sex>not keep fucking till you run out of fluids and die of dehydration 18ae04 No.8054
>>8052>killing someone with a knifeNo, I would kill that person with too much love.
500d56 No.8055
>>8052But you shit yourself when you die. That wouldn't be so awesome way to die. A dick in someone, both of you dead with poop all over
8adc27 No.8056
>>8054So you'd hold their face against your chest until they cannot breathe?
>>8053I don't think that can happen.
37dd05 No.8057
>>8056Well, not with that attitude you won't.
Do you even succubus?
18ae04 No.8058
>>8056Maybe, that would surely be one of the ways to do it.
fd3898 No.8059
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i want to die by being chocked by someone i love
8adc27 No.8060
>>8058Name others.
>>8057We're talking about real life here dingus.
18ae04 No.8061
>>8060No, not gonna reveal my secret techniques.
8adc27 No.8062
>>8061Come on, share one!
37dd05 No.8063
>>8060Nigger, I could've claimed lives if cum didn't count as protein.
18ae04 No.8064
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>>8062Nope, I don't share secrets!
8bb6b0 No.8065
morning /ssft/
8adc27 No.8066
>>8063Too bad.
>>8064Aww bully
37dd05 No.8067
>>8065Just what we needed.
More perverts.
How are you, my silky friend?
Plus, check out all them sales.
18ae04 No.8068
>>8066I would be a bully if I actually would share secrets, dummy.
8adc27 No.8069
>>8068Wow fine be like that.
>Tfw no secret fetish actions that I can preform>No fetishes at all 8bb6b0 No.8070
>>8067I dids yesterdays, anything decent today?
18ae04 No.8071
>>8069Good, because you should never secretly perform a fetish on your partner if he doesn't know about it. Always talk with your partner about it before you actually do it.
8adc27 No.8072
>>8071I DONT HAVE ANY FETISHES
18ae04 No.8073
>>8072I bet you have, you're just too embarrassed to talk about it!
37dd05 No.8074
>>8070Antichamber for 3 squids,
Castle Crashers for 99p,
I just got State of Decay for 3 squid too.
Plus there is a Prison Architect deal where you can get DEFCON, Darwinia and Multiwinia with PA for like… I dunno, £5?
8bb6b0 No.8076
>>8074all things I got already… t-thanks s-steam..
500d56 No.8077
>>8075>no fetishesWhat is wrong with you
37dd05 No.8078
>>8076Tempted to get the Intoversion Pack, but I already had Darwinia and Multiwinia back on the xbox some time ago.
I need something quirky, I'm very eclectic when it comes to purchasing games.
8adc27 No.8079
>>8077Nothing I guess I just like Vanilla more?
Then again I don't even want sex if anything. Just a cute person to cuddle with and share my life experiences with will be good enough.
Looking at my lover who's smiling at me before closing my eyes and fall asleep, then waking up to the same sight of that person smiling who woke up earlier than me and is just watching me sleep.
And after morning cuddling we go downstairs and eat breakfast together and see what the day brings us.
18ae04 No.8080
>>8079Why not wake up to the same sight of that person fucking you while you were asleep?
8adc27 No.8081
>>8080Three words, lady her fist.
Sure I like to do lewd shit online, but I'd rather have someone who loves me for who I am. Not for what I do with them.
I just want to hug snuggle cuddle and hold hands.
18ae04 No.8082
>>8081Sure, cuddling and all that stuff is cute too, but no sex? That would be pretty boring.
8adc27 No.8083
>>8082Not saying no sex, but if I'd had to pick I'd choose a lover over a sex partner.
18ae04 No.8084
>>8083Why not both? Just because someone wants to fuck a lot doesn't mean that they don't love you for who you are.
500d56 No.8085
>>8079And why not add some kinky sex into that?
500d56 No.8086
f7f3c5 No.8087
>all this talk about stuff they'll never do
8adc27 No.8088
File: 1419194370424.jpg (12.09 KB, 300x314, 150:157, 10805802_821227594585686_1….jpg)
>>8086RUDE.
>>8085Eh, sure if they want it. But I want a real lover first.
>>8084I want to be sure first lol. I don't want to be used
fd3898 No.8089
File: 1419194397253.jpg (70.33 KB, 372x455, 372:455, ss (2014-12-11 at 10.31.37….jpg)
>>8083>as if sex doesn't include in having a loverdo you people even know what sex is
37dd05 No.8090
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>>8087Mind you, I can't really join this conversation because I don't know what the fuck I want.
I'm pretty happy as is, playing vidya, getting drunk, pestering people, outlewding others and having weird adventures.
500d56 No.8091
>>8087Talk for yourself
>>8088Your choice!
3f0f3d No.8092
>wanting to die
Nonon shall conquer all, even death!
8adc27 No.8093
>>8089Yes I do, I did it before lol.
>>8091I just want to get settled in first.
>>8087What do you mean.
18ae04 No.8094
>>8092No, you don't want to die! Is there something wrong? Wanna talk about it?
3f0f3d No.8095
>>8094Baka reading comprehension strikes once again!
18ae04 No.8096
>>8095I'm tired because I didn't sleep much, okay?
f7f3c5 No.8097
>>8091I'm 18½ and already done alot of fked up stuff.
>>8093I just find the subject weird.
3f0f3d No.8098
>>8096Sleep then, baka boy.
18ae04 No.8099
>>8098Only if you tell me a good night story!
8adc27 No.8100
500d56 No.8101
>>8097Pretty much same here
fucking perv fd3898 No.8102
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>>8101>nane wins the most most lewdest things done award 3f0f3d No.8103
>>8097Hi hi Gropy whore
>>8099There was once a silly little baka boy. He was very silly, but also very lewd. One day he accepted his destiny as a lewdie and jumped right onto Nonon's cock. The end?
>>8102What's the lewdest thing you've ever done you degenerate pagan?
8adc27 No.8104
>>8097I want to say what horrible thing I did around age 12-13 but my friend comes into these threads once in a while and makes a puush and shows it to the teamspeak I'm in.
18ae04 No.8105
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>>8103That wasn't a very good goodnight story!
fd3898 No.8106
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>>8103i will consider telling when you stop being mean to me
3f0f3d No.8107
>>8105You can't expect me to just make up a story right on the spot!
500d56 No.8108
>>8100Love is fucking weird!
>>8102As in overall lewdest thing with anyone, you mean?
>>8104My irl friend who goes to halfchan saw me postin in a sft.
he also uses incase avatars 3f0f3d No.8110
>>8104>I want to say what horrible thing I did around age 12-13You degenerate continental europeans are so disgusting. At 12-13 I went on bike rides and played vidya and had wrestling matches with my friends and stuff.
>>8106I will consider stopping the bullying when you tell me.
>>8109Because good stories take to write!
18ae04 No.8112
>>8110So I'm not good enough for you to take some time to write a good night story? ;_; Looks like I'm not gonna go to bed then anytime soon!
3f0f3d No.8113
>>8111You damn degenerates. To be that gay at that age must definitely be a sign of mental illness.
>>8112You will go to bed even if I have to tie you down and lay upon you!
fd3898 No.8114
>>8108no like amount
i have my fetish stuff but its pretty tame tbh most like how much random sex and all that stuff i have managed to do
my personal favorites include getting off on passing out when i was being chocked = best orgasm ever
and that one time i forced some qt young virgin boy to come to my place and then i gave him mdma and we fucked all week
18ae04 No.8115
>>8113That kind of going to bed would be fine with me!
8adc27 No.8117
>>8113I probably was a bit older though
3f0f3d No.8118
>>8114>i forced Isn't that rape? Thanks for the info scumbag; me and the boys from the bureau will be heading to your place right now
>>8115But you must sleep!!!! Bed is for sleeping not for playing
>>8117So you did lewd with a bunch of young boys? That's pretty pedo tbh
18ae04 No.8119
>>8118But maybe then you would do lewd things while I'm asleep with my body!
fd3898 No.8120
>>8118not rape
he lived like 400km away and he came over by his own choice
>>8116p sure i got you all drunk too
8adc27 No.8121
>>8118I was the same age as them.
>>8113
>Wants to get cummed in>insults others for being gay 3f0f3d No.8122
>>8119Maybe I will, but you wont know!
>>8120But you said you forced him!
>>8121But you just said "I probably was a bit older though"
>Wants to get cummed in 3f0f3d No.8123
>>8122Well shit, I sent that message too early
18ae04 No.8124
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>>8122What if I wake up though?
3f0f3d No.8125
>>8124I'll just have to knock you back out then!
fd3898 No.8126
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>>8122i totally did force him but still it was his decision to come over
3f0f3d No.8128
Also guys.
You know Band Aid?
What if…
Band Aid….
SFT EDITION!!!
f7f3c5 No.8129
>>8114>youll never do crazy stuff like thisfeels bad
500d56 No.8130
>>8120>youI never even took mdma with you
fd3898 No.8131
>>8130i said i got you all drunk too
lets do mdma one day
or opioids
>>8129keep trying and one day crazy finds you
500d56 No.8132
>>8129Never stick dick in crazy
see
>>8131 37dd05 No.8133
>>8131Good lord Nana, and I thought I was a deviant.
How did you even get it up? I heard it's hard to cum on MDMA? I mean, I tried, it's hard to fap on it.
f7f3c5 No.8134
>>8131Nah, I need contacts to get the drugs, money and less self control to do that.
>>8132>not wanting to do mdma or opioidwhat
500d56 No.8135
>>8134I meant her in general! Ofc I want mdma or opioids
3f0f3d No.8136
>>8134>wanting to do filthy drugs like a degenerate pigI suppose I shouldn't have expected any more from lowly pagans!
fd3898 No.8137
>>8133its impossible to cum during mdma
also we didnt have sex during mdma just like before and after
p sure you need viagra or something to even get hard on mdma
best thing ever last time i had mdma like umm earlier this month and my bf destroyed my butt with my dildo it felt so amazing cause i basically felt like i came every time he pushed it in but because of the mdma it wasnt even possible to orgasm so i just blanked out at some point
5/5 would recommend
>>8134i never personally have but in this time and age you can safely and easily order literally anything for yourself from online
i always just had people giving me free drugs or selling cheap drugs
bunch of guys even tried to offer me drugs for sex
so useful to be qt
>>8135>he doesn't want to do me anymorewhy live
8e2af8 No.8138
I haven't seen scarier things than euro-time /ssft/
500d56 No.8139
>>8136>not wanting drugsn3rd
>>8137I don't want used goods from a sex driven disgusting whores like you
8adc27 No.8140
Only time I ever did drugs is when some Muslim kid or something forced me against a tree with a joint in his hand
3f0f3d No.8142
>>8139>wanting drugsWhy do heathen plebs struggle to appreciate the finer things in life? There is no reason in this day and age to be as uncultured you are.
>>8140What else did he do to you against the tree?
500d56 No.8144
>>8141>mfw powerbottom slut trying to scare me>>8142Drugs are fun
f1285c No.8145
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>8138Play games with me instead of reading the thread
fd3898 No.8146
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>>8144dont worry i wont kill you
you're too precious for me
3f0f3d No.8147
>>8139>wanting drugsWhy do heathen plebs struggle to appreciate the finer things in life? Why do they instead resort to petty pleasures? There is no reason in this day and age to be as uncultured you all are.
8adc27 No.8148
>>8143Lesson learned.
>>8142Nothing you queer
3f0f3d No.8149
>you will never rule the world
>you will never crush all the competition
>you will never have power
18ae04 No.8150
>>8149How will you ever rule with a attitude like yours? Do you think Hitler just sat at home and thought, "I will never rule the world?". If you really want to rule the world then do something.
f7f3c5 No.8151
>>8135Oh yeah ew.
>>8136I got high friday and saturday, and tomorrow I'll get drunk lel
Drugs are the best
>>8137lel another reason to do HTR
500d56 No.8152
>>8146slut, but thank you
>>8147Why do you need a tv or books or the internet? why arent you playing in the woods like a retard you are
>>8149all bout the attitude
fd3898 No.8153
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>>8152>tfw baxel calls you slut 37dd05 No.8154
>>8149Try harder, shitlord.
That or take note of Crusader Kings 2, push claims and marry your offspring to higher seats of power.
>>8147I don't want them. It's just people keep offering me them and it's rude to decline.
3f0f3d No.8155
>>8152You post both confuses and offends me.
Firstly, I would like to ask why you felt the need to ask this: "Why do you need a tv or books or the internet?".
Secondly, why are you calling me a retard and also implying that playing in the woods is for retards? Appreciating nature is something lowly worms such as yourself could not fathom without a thick dosage of memes to guide you on the way.
>>8150Achieving power, success and influence requires more than just the right attitude, unfortunately.
>>8151Yes but you're a degenerate whore, Gropy. You let men penetrate you despite the Lord's objections to such sodomy.
>>8154You need to be in a high position of power already to do that sort of shit.
It's rude to decline but weak to accept.
500d56 No.8156
>>8155the autsimvibes that i get from you are off the charts. But i was just comparing how you dislike fun things for the sake of being dumb
18ae04 No.8157
>>8155But having the right attitude is also important! Also a bit charisma won't hurt and you're good to go. What's stopping you from ruling the world?
37dd05 No.8158
>>8155*sigh*
And there goes my excuse to get free drugs.
3f0f3d No.8159
>>8156Ah yes, the time-tested method of calling someone autistic because they can actually construct a lengthy post without cramming it full of filler and memes.
>But i was just comparing how you dislike fun things for the sake of being dumbWhen did I ever claim that it was for "the sake of being dumb"? You should provide evidence and reasoning for your claims or else keep them where they belong.
>>8157It is definitely important, but a plan is important too!
>>8158Why sigh?
8adc27 No.8160
Lonely and nothing to do, atleast I got my cat right here on my desktop.
18ae04 No.8161
>>8159Then make a plan, dummy!
>>8160Then do something fun!
3f0f3d No.8162
>>8161But making a plan for such a complex goal will be very hard!
37dd05 No.8163
>>8159Because pleb things are fun things.
And these fun things are free.
f7f3c5 No.8164
>>8160It actuaully feels pretty nice being alone, after cuddling with a guy and watching anime for 2 days staight.
18ae04 No.8165
>>8162And? Some things are very hard, but if you really want it then you're also gonna do it!
500d56 No.8166
>>8159your style of writing seems so dumb, the words you use and reasoning just makes me think that youre some fedora flinging autist or just pretending.
>Why do heathen plebs struggle to appreciate the finer things in life? Why do they instead resort to petty pleasures? There is no reason in this day and age to be as uncultured you all are.shit like this is hilarious so thanks for that
8adc27 No.8167
>>8164Problem is, the only reason I feel lonely is because I'm bored lol!
>>8161LIKE WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
fd3898 No.8169
>>8164did you watch boku no pico with him
ive watched it with people i met up with its great
>>8159see this post>>8166
maybe try typing in a less autistic way next time
3f0f3d No.8170
>>8165But I don't even know where to start! Nor do I know what the different stages are!
>>8166Okay autist. Have you screencapped enough to put on your epic le meme tumblr yet?
3f0f3d No.8172
>>8169>maybe try typing in a less autistic way next timeBut how can one type autistically? I'm just pressing the keys with my fingers like most people do. There's nothing autistic about that at all.
f7f3c5 No.8173
>>8167… So you only want to be with someone to cure you're boredom? Also raid in WoW! I've meet lots of new people, and did 7/7 HC now, got a fest of strengh for it haha.
>>8169Oh shit, hahah we didn't watch that. I'll take that in mind for next person, ended up watching alot of cool stuff to.
3f0f3d No.8175
>>8171I hope you aren't trying to imply that i'm anything like that person in the picture.
fd3898 No.8176
>>8173>unironically watching anime with someonewell i ain't judging anyone here
f7f3c5 No.8177
>>8176>not doing lewd>not taking a bath together>not cuddle while watching yuri yuru.Also being small spoon is best ;;
500d56 No.8178
>>8172Thy typing is rather weird to me.
I would have to advise you to communicate a bit more simply so we lowly peasants could understand your great wisdom.
>>8175Oh I am sorry my fellow brethren. I should have understood that you prefer ponies
fd3898 No.8179
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>>8177okay okay im just kidding anime is great
im a bit jelly tho ive lost so much interest in watching anime recently so i just read manga nowadays
small spoon is the best and safest, but big spoon makes me feel powerful
>>8178ahhahha oot paras :-D
3f0f3d No.8180
>>8178What is so weird about my "typing"? As an Englishman it's perfectly reasonable for me to have greater understanding of the language than you do.
I do not prefer ponies. You don't seem to understand what sort of person I really am. I suppose a degenerate tumblr faggot like yourself can't make accurate observations.
500d56 No.8181
>>8179Kiitz bakana :D
>>8180>mfw 37dd05 No.8182
>>8177>dat ass>being able to pester small spoon to cuddles and getting him/her to fetch stuffBeing big spoon has it's advantages.
8adc27 No.8183
>>8173Idunno I'm kinda bored of WoW
3f0f3d No.8184
>>8181>implying i'm a neckbeardYou have nothing to support such claims.
>5 most played games on Steam are Valve shit>tumblr fag>retarded criminal scum; asks about selling weed and doesn't even attempt to be discreet f7f3c5 No.8185
>>8179Well we watched other stuff to, waking up at like 10am and then turning on a swedish channel where they teach kids how to make christmas decoration was cute.
I'm sure if you watch anime with someone it would be interesting again.
And yup, when someone just touches you all over while keeping you safe as small spoon;;
>>8182>Laying on the caugh with laptop on the floor>he tells me to get next episode on>I get my head to the laptop but my legs stay on the caught with my butt high>he stays slaping it>>8183Why? the new raid is fun, and in a week or 2 the next one is out.
f7f3c5 No.8186
3f0f3d No.8187
f1285c No.8188
>>8185Gropy shut up you're making me jealous
37dd05 No.8189
>>8185One slap should be enough though, along with a caress, anymore is overkill in my belief.
500d56 No.8190
>>8183Play GW2. I tried to a few days ago but it was boring!
>>8184>ask about selling weedYeah do understand humor
>tumblrfagwhat's wrong with tumblr
>5 most played games on Steam are Valve shitM-muh fun
37dd05 No.8191
>>8190What are your 5 most played games?
I'm curious now.
fd3898 No.8192
>>8185idk its just that sitting still and watching something for 25min gets so difficult and boring ;c
but like manga is ez cause i can go on my own pace
we watched space dandy with my bf it was great maybe we could watch something since its holiday now and he isnt busy at work all day like he usually is ;_;
>tfw being a housewife is suffering>>8190only the cool and hip ones have tumblr everyone who is too lame for it hates tumblr cause they just so lame themself
>tfw i have best tumblr f7f3c5 No.8193
>>8187couch* LOL
>>8188Sorry cutie ;_;
>>8189No, a few casual slaps is nice.
8adc27 No.8194
>>8185Idunno one year of SoO really gets you down.
500d56 No.8195
>>8191Dota 2, Gmod, TF2, CSGO and L4D2 according to steam. Haven't played TF2 and Gmod in years tho. Ofc it doesn't count in all the pirated and non steam games that I've played lots like Guild Wars 1, UT2K4, Quake 3, Civ V and such
>>8192pretty much
37dd05 No.8196
>>8193Sometimes I hate sharing a bed.
I don't know why but I find it difficult trying to sleep with someone in the same bed.
I remember I had to share my bed with two friends, end up actually beating them up in my hungover stupor. Assholes. I don't deal with being wound up easily when in bed.
>>8195Dota 2, Binding of Isaac, TF2, Terraria and Faster than Light.
I sunk 600 hours in Dota 2, I feel ashamed.
8adc27 No.8197
>>8191http://steamcommunity.com/id/Setoto/games/?tab=allTF2 Gmod Call of Duty MW2 FF14 and DaS2.
Probably Runescape and WoW too….
8e2af8 No.8198
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f7f3c5 No.8200
>>8192>but like manga is ez cause i can go on my own pace… You can do that with anime too? Just pause it, and if anything get 2 screens and browse/shitpost here while watching it.
Tell your bf to work less! ezpz.
>>8194yeah, it's understandable. Continue to being bored.
>>8199>mfw from 2011-2013 I got 3000 hours in dota. fd3898 No.8201
>>8200i umm
pause anime
and forget to ever continue watching it
it was quite normal to have something in the background and i never even watched it in hours
8adc27 No.8202
>Tfw playing Vanilla minecraft is fucking boring but whenever I mention mods my friend flips out and goes full autism>>8200Maybe in the future bae
37dd05 No.8203
>>819971 days.
That's nearly a year. A year dealing with angry Russians, people calling you a feeder and always having to pick support.
I only have 603 hours.
500d56 No.8204
>>8200>mfw a friend of mine has almost 4k hours and is like 2,7k mmrHe's almost a redding visiting theorycrafting fag that knows better than any of the pros because reddit sekrit klub tactics
fd3898 No.8205
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>>8204>people with many hours thinking that they are the shit, when instead they just are shit fd3898 No.8206
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>most played steam games
8adc27 No.8207
>2100 hours in WoW and have playing since Cataclysm 4.1
RIP my time.
3f0f3d No.8208
>>8190>Yeah do understand humor>My friend has a 50 gram bag full of mari leaf. How do we make the most money out of this? Help appreciated.Where's the humor in that?
>what's wrong with tumblrPlenty, but one reason is that you go there so it can't be very good.
>M-muh funMore like, m-muh shit pleb taste
>>8198Help Hero-san the lowly continental europeans are being mean to me
>>8206>Valveshit in top 3Put a stop to your own life.
fd3898 No.8209
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f1285c No.8210
Weeeeeeeee
3f0f3d No.8211
>>8209I'd much prefer a river of your blood
>>8210>valve shit>mmo shit>valve shit>meme shitDo you know how to make a noose?
8adc27 No.8212
>>8211
>Skyrim>Meme>Not a fun RPG when it came out 3f0f3d No.8213
500d56 No.8214
>>8205vitun keijo :D
>>8208>Where's the humor in that?because my followers will understand it or mutuals at least
>Plenty, but one reason is that you go there so it can't be very good.give me an example
>you having fun with this is wrong!
>the lowly continental europeans are being mean to meLol 3rd world muslim dirt yelling at his rebellious son for help
Can you already stop the act? This is getting out of hand
f1285c No.8215
>>8211If I were ever compelled to kill myself over what games have the most playtime on my Steam account, I'd opt to shoot myself in the head. Hanging takes too long.
Also stop being an edgy faggot.
fd3898 No.8216
post 3ds hours :3c
f1285c No.8217
Welp, goodbye then, Nonon.
fd3898 No.8219
>>8218how did you get so many hours on browser :o
3f0f3d No.8220
>>8217Rude bullies get what they deserve.
f1285c No.8221
>>8220You suggested I hang myself, what did you expect?
3f0f3d No.8222
>>8221Well it's not my fault you play those games. besides, my posts could easily be construed as a joke, whereas yours was quite obviously just rude.
500d56 No.8223
>>8222Holy fuck I can't handle this
3f0f3d No.8224
>>8223>do nothing wrong>just respond to someone>"haha lol epic xD im gunna put this on my tumblr!!!111 my followers will love it :PP" 2ea77b No.8225
>>8222There's a part where a joke gets old and people get sick of it.
At some point you need to learn when to stop the act, because no one is laughing anymore.
f1285c No.8226
>>8222I don't like it when people joke about that sort of thing. Its a sensitive issue for me. So you really were quite rude
3f0f3d No.8228
>>8226Good advice but sadly not appropriate for this occasion.
>>8226Playing bad games is a sensitive issue for you? Damn man, i'm sorry to hear that. Baxel might have a tumblr support group to help you with that problem.
>>8227>fedora because not a meme-spouting tumblrtardHa
8e2af8 No.8229
>steam drama this prevalent now
What is going on
fd3898 No.8230
i vote to ban this retard
/voteban britbong
f1285c No.8231
>>8228No, suicide is. You seemed nice when we talked before, but you're really turning out to be someone I'm better off without.
fd3898 No.8232
its just one guy being autistic, being a whiny bitch in general, telling others to kill themself and then thinking that he is joking or something
500d56 No.8233
>>8228It gets the point across. You instantly realize how much of a retard you are in my opinion. That's the points ffs
>>8229>not enjoying bullying retards who disturb the hugbox>>8230f1
2ea77b No.8234
>>8228It's actually very appropriate for this situation.
8e2af8 No.8235
>>8233But hugboxing is bad…
37dd05 No.8236
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Man, fuck Antichamber. It's good but now I don't know where to go since I lost my footing and can't find the level which I was in previously. Not sure which way is forward anymore.
500d56 No.8237
>>8235Nigga this is a hugbox 99% of the time and you know it.
3f0f3d No.8238
>>8229But is it Steam drama if it didn't star on steam?
>>8231But would it be preferable for me to be someone that jokes about suicide, or for me to be someone that actually thinks you should kill yourself?
>>8232>joke around>everyone starts crying because they can't survive anything that isn't the standard circlejerk hugbox mentality that is so prevalent in these threads>get called autistic simply because I can refute points without resorting to memes and childishness>>8233But it doesn't get the point across. It just makes me realize that you're a retard who is too stupid to make anything but baseless assumptions.
>>8234Trust me… it's not.
>>8235Save me Hero-san. I stirred up the hornet's nest!
3f0f3d No.8239
>>8237>NiggaEpic meme word my /b/rother
fd3898 No.8240
>>8236antichamber fucked me over
there was this timer and i panicked so hard then it ended and nothing happened and the game was confusing me so much i felt dizzy and felt bad and ugh help
fun game
>>8238im sure you are better than everyone else here, but have you considered maybe youre in the wrong place?
go bully others and be a retard somewhere else
f1285c No.8241
>>8238How about you stop being an edgy faggot instead of either of those options?
500d56 No.8242
>>8238Yes it does. You're a random nobody that can't understand human interaction and how people are different and can get along with each other. You start spouting shit about opinions to other people while acting like an edgy 14 year old while talking like you got a fucking stick up your arse so you seem like a true gentleman. wake da fug up
>>8239>m-muh political correctness 37dd05 No.8243
>>8238And to think, this all started because you called someone a degenerate.
>>8240I went to this level called 'Climbing the Tower', just sends me back to some shit because I think I have to unlock more secrets.
I just got the Yellow gun but I'm not sure which path to progress forward to take, unless it turns out any path is valid…
3f0f3d No.8244
>>8240>im sure you are better than everyone else hereWhy are you jumping to conclusion too? I never said that.
>>8241See, I was trying to be reasonable with you and you're just being rude again. I was referring to the post I made about you killing yourself, and which option you'd prefer.
fd3898 No.8245
>>8244cause you act like that
f1285c No.8246
>>8244I'm being rude because I consider you to be doing the same. My preference is neither of the choices you gave me, and if you actually wanted more than to stir shit up, you'd concede and simply avoid making posts about me killing myself. Would that really be so hard? I'm open to being nice if you are too.
2ea77b No.8247
>>8238No, I won't trust you. You're just acting like a damn victim right now.
You go around acting high and mighty as a joke, but when people get sick of it and tell you to fuck off you get all defensive. Saying you're being bullied and shit. I hope to God you acting like a victim is an act too.
fd3898 No.8248
>>8243i dont remember much from the game other than that it was mentally exhausting and i dont want to try it again
i feel like it was the same than stanley parable like sure its filled with cool shit but its only interesting for one time opening it up
37dd05 No.8249
>>8248I had to close it down because my mind shut down.
I never had that feeling in ages. I love the little random rushes of 'FUCK ME I'M A GENIUS' or 'Ha, Escher ain't got shit on me' moments you get when solving something.
8adc27 No.8250
>>8236I know right, fuckign videogames.
I just did a hardmode on isaac and ended up with quad shot brimstone.
3a8b98 No.8251
Here's a solution: every single of you degenerates kill yourselves.
3f0f3d No.8252
>>8246Well I've already made the post so I was focusing on the can do not the could have. So tell me, would you rather have me be someone that jokes about killing yourself, or someone that actually wants you to kill yourself? I think the answer is obvious but I will let you decide.
>>8242>Yes it does. No it doesn't.
>You're a random nobodyIt doesn't matter who I am.
>that can't understand human interaction and how people are different and can get along with each other. I can understand it perfectly, it's you who struggles to understand it with your narrow tumblr 'tard mindset.
>You start spouting shit about opinions to other people while acting like an edgy 14 year old while talking like you got a fucking stick up your arse so you seem like a true gentleman. wake da fug upOh lol. Another autistic retard who can't detect satire.
>>8245No I don't. I'm certainly better than pathetic degenerate pigs but that doesn't mean you all fit the bill.
>>8247>No, I won't trust youAutism at it's finest. You do realize "Trust me" in the context I used it in doesn't literally mean trust me? It's more like "believe me" I suppose.
>>8251Based as fuck
f1285c No.8253
>>8252Of course I'd take a joke over you actually wanting it, but it would bother me just the same. What is your point?
fd3898 No.8255
8adc27 No.8256
>>8255No he's Canadian. Not nice.
37dd05 No.8257
>>8250My fave vidyagame moment
>be me playing LISA>Some dude chilling on the floor>I'mma chat to him>'Yo, have you got any items?'>Be polite, say yes>'Well, that's great, there is danger ahead and there is a group of bandits ahead'>Be on my way, take a few steps, that fucker starts bullrushing me from behind with a knife for my items>mfw I realize how retarded I am saying I'm made of items in an apocalypse setting>fuckign videogames>>8251Too much of a degenerate to finish the job.
I'm sorry potential friend, but you must end me; for the good of humanity.
18ae04 No.8258
>>8256Dutch people are still the worst.
3f0f3d No.8259
>>8253Because if I actually wanted it that would be mean, but if I was only joking then it would be less mean unless I already knew it was a sensitive issue for you, which at the time I didn't know.
So I guess i'm sorry that it's a sensitive issue with you, but at the same time you can't expect me to know everything about everyone and be constantly cautious.
fd3898 No.8260
>>8254i kinda wanna play code of princess but i dont wanna buy it cause im gonna get bored of it pretty fast i feel
like its 20€ on eshop atm but ehh
37dd05 No.8261
>>8254oh shit nigger,
you got Virtue's Last Reward!
Such good game, it's not everyday that such a title gives me braintingles days after I played it.
8adc27 No.8263
>>8258Vanser please. Can we just stop this war between us?
f1285c No.8264
>>8259And if you're going to make risky jokes, you should be ready for backlash, as is the nature of risk. Still, you seem more reasonable, so I'm sorry for getting so angry at you. We fine now?
18ae04 No.8265
>>8263But there is no war between us, I just don't like Dutch people!
8adc27 No.8266
>>8265>>8265…Well, Germans smell!
Look at tali LOOK AT YOU!
3f0f3d No.8267
>>8264>And if you're going to make risky jokes, you should be ready for backlashBut people should learn to take jokes. Jokes are a positive thing whereas "backlash" is just petty people letting their negative emotions go too far.
>Still, you seem more reasonableThat's funny, I could have sworn I was autistic a moment ago.
>>8265Aren't germans and dutch pretty much the same?
2ea77b No.8268
>>8252Nice that you decided to dodge everything else I say, and only go for one sentence.
But you're such a pretty reasonable fucking guy, aren't you?
18ae04 No.8269
>>8266At least we don't smell like cheese.
>>8267No, but Dutch people and British people are pretty much the same. They smell, got bad teeth, etc.
8adc27 No.8270
>>8269We don't smell like cheese!
You smell like Pretzels!
And our teeth isn't that bad.
>Vanser will never love you as a friend or your nationality 37dd05 No.8271
>>8269Don't forget bingedrinkers and that they all have shit taste in food.
3f0f3d No.8272
>>8268Why are you getting so angry? I merely joked around for a little bit, some children got incredibly mad at it, and now i'm just attempting to defend myself against their relentless tirade of autism.
>>8269Yes but two world wars, one world cup.
f1285c No.8273
>>8267I like all sorts of jokes, about a wide degree of things. Its okay to have a line that hits too close to home. I have only asked you don't make them about me. You need to understand when and where to joke, and to not push people when they ask you not to around them. I hope one day I can take a joke about my own suicide, but until then, I hope you can simply not make them.
Also I never called you autistic, just an edgy faggot.
18ae04 No.8274
>>8270I hate Pretzels, they're too salty. But at least they don't smell.
And I only like other German people, every other nation is stupid.
>>8271Oh, I forgot about that one. Especially British breakfast looks disgusting.
>>8272Who cares about world wars if you got 4 world cups?
3f0f3d No.8275
8adc27 No.8276
>>8274Eggs and bacon is nice.
Why do you hate Pretzels? You can get pretty salty yourself too :^)
2ea77b No.8277
>>8272As I've said, people are getting sick of your "jokes" and are telling you it's annoying. But instead of saying "I'm sorry, I'll work on it." you just keep acting as a victim of some kind of unfair judgement.
Instead of trying to defend your "jokes" maybe you should look at it from someone else's perspective and see how it can be annoying.
37dd05 No.8278
>>8274I actually looked up Dutch Stereotypes for a laugh. Turns out some truth in that.
>Stoned all the timeSorta applicable for both
>Every Dutch shed has a dozen bikesThe only difference between English and Dutch is that in Liverpool, those bikes would be stolen
18ae04 No.8279
>>8276Bacon is vomit-inducing.
>>8275Nobody cares about the East nowadays. Only the underclass lives there.
8adc27 No.8280
>>8278I've only smoked once!
But we do have a billion bikes.
>>8279Let me prepare a nice breakfast on bed for you!
37dd05 No.8281
>>8280Here's a good stereotype in England you can use over Liverpudlians.
>Liverpool is the only place I know where kids sell drugs to adults and not the other way around. In fact, most of the criminal underground is ran by 14 year olds. 3f0f3d No.8282
>>8277But I stopped the jokes a while ago, it's you retards that are still sperging out over it.
Why should I apologize? I'm not guilty of anything.
>maybe you should look at it from someone else's perspective and see how it can be annoying.Maybe you should look at it from my perspective and see how annoying it is to have a bunch of idiots attacking me over such trivial bullshit.
18ae04 No.8283
>>8280How about a big fat no?
8adc27 No.8284
>>8283Maybe in the future… Who knows!
When I become nice please let me!
8e2af8 No.8285
>the drama is intensifying instead of both people realizing that they should just both do the right thing and stop responding
I know it's hard, but please don't fight
8adc27 No.8286
>>8285Who's this fluid druid?
f1285c No.8288
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8e2af8 No.8289
18ae04 No.8290
>>8284But I already found someone who wants to make breakfast for me!
2ea77b No.8291
>>8282>But I stoppedBecause you've been trying to defend yourself the whole time. Instead of accepting it's annoying, you're calling everyone else an autist and a retard. And in fact you're the one who started making a big deal of it.
It's not trivial bull shit actually. People get tired of these kind of acts fast. I know because I've done the same thing before. But instead of whining about it, I worked on it.
f1285c No.8315
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Has anyone played Never Alone? It looks kind of interesting, not sure if its $10 interesting though
f1285c No.8408
Would anyone want to play RO2 or clear CSGO missions together tonight?