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703 posts and 458 image replies omitted. Click reply to view. d1c11b No.9798
>>9797IS that… booze?
It really doesn't look like it.
I like Fosters and Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum, however I have been drinking Bailey's recently because it's close to xmas.
a08c64 No.9799
>>9798Long drinks are like 4,7% alcohol. Same as beer and cider
ba1e2d No.9800
>>9798not booze
see
>>9799 d1c11b No.9801
>When you eat an unreasonably spicy Trinidad Moruga Scorpion pepper, on the other hand, numbness doesn't cut it. Your body steps up its defense mechanisms by instantaneously inflating liquid-filled balloons of sorts inside your oral cavity. "You would typically get blistering in your mouth and your throat as you were swallowing," Bosland said. By putting these high-heat-capacity cushions (blisters) under the top layer of your skin, your body is attempting to absorb heat entering through that layer. "The body is sensing a burn, and it's sacrificing the top layer of cells to say, 'OK, they're going to die now to prevent letting the heat get farther into the body.'"That's fucking metal. I'm so gonna eat this. Said to be as spicy as a shot of miltary grade pepper spray.
>>9800>>9799Oooh, that's nice. Like alcopop. Hope it tastes nice.
ba1e2d No.9802
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>>9801yee its very nice it tastes great
i ate a jalapeno earlier this week! i couldnt swallow it but i completely chewed it up and i was coughing and in tears and everything it was great
im going to eat a habanero next time
a08c64 No.9803
>>9801They taste like soda. Too sweet for my taste. Also holy fuck that pepper sounds too hot
ba1e2d No.9804
>>9803i want to learn to eat all the hot chili and then when i have enough xp i can eat that and not even sweat a bit
d1c11b No.9805
>>9802I like spicy stuff. I like to think it sorta purges your insides. Plus the pain is pretty good in the sense that you sorta feel high afterwards.
>>9803>Based on a 1980 study that calculated the lethal dosage of capsaicin, Bosland estimates that 2.7 pounds (1.2 kilograms) of the peppers would cause enough stomach and intestinal tissue inflammation to kill a 150-pound (68-kg) person.Nigger, that ain't hot, that's poisonous.
ba1e2d No.9806
>>9805yesss i know that feeling is great
im a massive masochist anyway so its even more awesome
a08c64 No.9807
>>9804good luck baka
>>9805well thats true. i'll just stick to my naga morich things. damn that stuff is good
d1c11b No.9808
>>9806Sorta the same when it comes to culinary delights.
I wonder if people do chili lube for sexual cruelty?
a08c64 No.9809
>>9808>eat chili with fingers>proceed to lick other peoples genitals ba1e2d No.9810
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>>9808>chili luberip
one time i had chopped habanero into food and then i touched myself afterwards and forgot to wash my hands in between
i was on fire
ba1e2d No.9811
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i think im gonna lie down for a while
tramadol is taking a toll on me everything is spinning so much
d1c11b No.9812
>>9807Hottest chili I tried is the Scotch Bonnet.
Cut them up and put them in my ramen because that shit is always boring.
>>9809>>9810Pic related
>>9811nini. Fucking love tramadol.
Gives me the best feeling of 'No fucks given'
ba1e2d No.9813
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>>9812tramadol is great it removes gender dysphoria and i can look into the mirror and go all "HEY I DONT LOOK THAT BAD AFTER ALL"
d1c11b No.9814
>>9813Removes my anxiety.
Makes me sleepy.
Helps me get on with things.
Shame I can't get it.
a08c64 No.9815
>>9814Come here and I'll get you some
ba1e2d No.9816
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>>9814just try and find someone who sells it
its quite easy to get stuff from deeppuwebbu vendors too i assume i never used them myself before tho
d1c11b No.9817
>>9815Ugh, let me get my bike and stuff…
>>9816Nah, I'm like…
If I can't get it, I won't bother.
Lazy like that.
ba1e2d No.9818
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>>9817o
o well
its good to be careful with opiates its a slippery slope <:
38b5f5 No.9819
>>9818Weren't you going to lie down
ba1e2d No.9820
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>>9819actually im feeling quite hyper i go lie down and i have the thread open and when i see a new post i get up and read it and go back to the bed lmao
a08c64 No.9821
>>9817Good. I'll get the biscuits and the tea and the coffee ready and wait for you
d1c11b No.9822
>>9818I guess, I could never be careful with anything.
>>9820Aww, now I'm totes gonna get my dressing gown and get fucking comfy.
>>9821>Biscuits and teaOh god I love you.
I like my tea weak actually.
90ea68 No.9823
>shitters have arrived
Well fuck, time to go watch something.
What should I read next anyway? I want something decent, but something that's easy to read in short bursts. I mostly just read at work and during my commute.
a08c64 No.9824
>>9822>I like my tea weak actually.Uhh Idunno what you really mean by that.
ba1e2d No.9825
>>9824niiku ettei hauduta sitä teet siel juomas kauaa et se on vaa hennon makusta :3
>>9823want manga recommendations? any genres you might like?
d1c11b No.9826
>>9823I've got a few recommendations.
>Karl Pilkington's Moaning of Life>Don't tell my mum I work in a oil rig, (she thinks I'm a piano player in a whore house) by Paul Carter d1c11b No.9827
>>9824Like… lots of milk, lots of sugar, not brewed for long.
ba1e2d No.9828
>>9827how is lots of sugar weak tho? :o
i thought it meant like just the not brewed for long part so it tastes more like water
i actually make my tea like that i just put the bag in and dip it around for maybe max 20sec and then take it out and its ready
90ea68 No.9829
>>9825>mangaNo thank you, i'm just reading on my Kindle so stuff like manga and comics don't really work well on it at all.
>>9826Eh I dunno, I like Karl Pilkington but i'm not sure if I wanna read a book by him.
I'm not really in a comedy/factual mood anyway. Just read a self-help book so now I want some fiction I guess.
>>9828>how is lots of sugar weak tho? :oBecause it makes it sweeter and easier on the tongue. Black tea with no sugar that's been brewed for a while can be pretty strong
ba1e2d No.9830
>>9829well umm i read a lot of contemporary books
my fav book is "Among Other Things, I've Taken Up Smoking" by Aoibheann Sweeney
(it hardly has anything to do with smoking btw lol)
38b5f5 No.9831
>uninstalling GPU drivers
>Screen becomes 800x600
d1c11b No.9832
Have some lewd
>>9829No idea, I got a few self help books myself. Narcopolis could be one. I love my non-fiction.
>>9828What thingy said.
90ea68 No.9833
>>9830Recommend some more, maybe i'll find something I like!
>>9832>No idea, I got a few self help books myself. Read "How to Win Friends and Influence People" already! Millionaires and even billionaires have read it, so it's definitely worth reading.
>that imageMe on the right
d1c11b No.9834
>>9833Hmm… I'll check it out.
More into trying to deal with anxiety and sleep problems.
God help us all if I actually be able to influence people
ba1e2d No.9835
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>>9833Girl, Interrupted - Kaysen, Susanna
Lessons from a Dead Girl - Knowles, Jo
Running with Scissors - Burroughs, Augusten
The Bell Jar - Plath, Sylvia
By the Time You Read This, I'll Be Dead - Peters, Julie Anne
these are my favorite ones i have read maybe 20 books or so
90ea68 No.9836
>>9834It's short and it's got a lot of handy tips and advice in. Pretty sure it's considered one of the best self-help books ever written, and really everyone could learn from it.
I might start reading Consider Phlebas, but a sci-fi book might have loadsa shit I need to remember and keep track of in it :_;
d1c11b No.9837
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>>9836I'll get my hands on it then. I like short things to pick up.
Could do with improving myself to better help my fellow humans. That and butts.
1fc21d No.9838
I've made the most perfect eggs in a basket today. I'm so happy!
d1c11b No.9839
>>9838Congrats, did you take a picture?
1fc21d No.9840
>>9839What?! What kind of crazy person does something weird like that?!
I did actually. d1c11b No.9841
>>9840Show us! Take pride in your work!
I need to make my bacon curry and take a pic of that, to show you lot what it looks like.
>It doesn't look nice. a08c64 No.9842
>tfw replaying Metal Gear Rising
Holy fuck all the fun. Especially Mistral fight because dem looks and sound. Too bad she's like the easiest boss in the game
38b5f5 No.9843
>>9842>>9842Played too much of it on Ps3 now I regret buying it on PC.
1fc21d No.9861
>>9841Nah, I can't do that.
I hope your curry goes well though.
c226b8 No.10154
>TF2 now has a gamemode with grappling hooks
Why