7c12d5 No.9071[Last 50 Posts]
Steam Friends General NEO-17
"Social Engineering" Edition
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a30956 No.9074
Kill me, please
8a9121 No.9077
>ssft bringing more people apart than together :^)
c226b8 No.9079
SOMETIMES I LIKE TO GO CRY IN THE CORNER AND USE MY TEARS AS LUBE TO MASTURBATE
7eca45 No.9080
>>9070Still have all the games I bought today and some games I never played before. I really hope I won't get addicted to this!
>>9074No!
4e79c8 No.9083
You should filter the thread to "thick skins only"
c226b8 No.9085
>>9080How many games have you bought?
>>9082O-oh my, how lewd
7b5777 No.9086
>>9079WHAT A DEGENERATE FAG
7c12d5 No.9087
>>9079Epic, someone should make a steam group for that.
1fc21d No.9089
>>9079Isn't that a Steam group?
>>9062???
>>9064I should go through the archives to make sure you aren't lying!
>>9066Do you like rum?
38b5f5 No.9090
>>9083I got a pretty thick skin, I only break down when it comes to close friends doing stuff or love related things.
Well and someone constantly talking shit about my dad.
>>9085Hehe winky face
7b5777 No.9093
>>9089You wouldn't find it because I until ssft existed I've always posted as anonymous!
a30956 No.9094
>tfw worthless shit
c226b8 No.9096
>>9086You know it
>>9087Yeah, they should.
>>9089Yes.
>>9091Pretty good/10
38b5f5 No.9097
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfOEmtppbYEWhy am I pretty excited for Battlerehash.
I guess I just want a good urban shooter.
>>9093Hey hey aren't you Glasses? You always used to hate me
7c12d5 No.9099
>>9097Only I can call him Glasses stop this
4e79c8 No.9101
>>9094>>9094Grow thicker skin
38b5f5 No.9102
>>9101Grow a thicker dick fgt
1fc21d No.9103
>>9093I will study your way of speaking and try to make connections! Besides, you just admitted it! So I just need to find that post!
>>9098You!
>>9097But didn't everyone?
7b5777 No.9105
>>9097Yeah. Still not fond of how you act in the threads, but whatever. I don't care much anymore. If you wanna be friends again you're welcome to add me.
>>9103>But didn't everyoneOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>I will study your way of speaking and try to make connections!I can get pretty good at that. I've been able to flawlessly pick out people's posts in a sea of anonymity before. It's fun to see them freak out.
>>9099Plenty of people know me from when I used to be called Glasses mang
4e79c8 No.9106
>mfw gropy
38b5f5 No.9108
>>9105Rude.
>>9105Thanks but no thanks.
d1c11b No.9110
Hello children, guess who is drunk.
82229c No.9111
>>9089Yes I do but I don't normally drink it and haven't had any in like a year
7b5777 No.9114
>>9106>mfw Gropy>>9108Well okay then, it's your choice. I'm always open to it if you change your mind.
aa452f No.9115
>>9110hey babes
>>9113I'mma gotta git you drunk get you drunk inside my bulge
38b5f5 No.9116
>>9110Never been drunk.
>>9109My skin is super thick!
7eca45 No.9119
>>9115Nope, never drank a single drop of alcohol in my life and that's not gonna change.
aa452f No.9120
>>9119who says you're going to drink alcohol~
1fc21d No.9121
>>9105I'm sure it would be easy to pick out mine. I know of a few habits I have that seem to stand out!
>>9108I didn't mean it like that!
4e79c8 No.9122
>>9119You should, it's fun depending on the kind of drunk you are.
>>9120Tell us spider, what else would he drink?
dfb7cf No.9124
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>>9110Vodka? Whiskey? Tequila? Beer?
a30956 No.9125
>>9120I'm gonna drink till I stop caring about people not likeing me
7b5777 No.9126
>>9121I just need to pick up on how you word and phrase things, what mannerisms you have in your messages, and what words you use often. That and your opinions on things.
aa452f No.9127
>>9122orange juice>>9125that's o.k cutie butts but don't hurt your self
7eca45 No.9128
>>9122I've got enough fun without alcohol.
a30956 No.9129
>>9127id only hurt my liver a little
1fc21d No.9130
>>9111Still like vodka better?
>>9126Too bad for you this whole act is just a persona of mine!
aa452f No.9131
>>9129don't hurt it alot or I'll have to kiss it better
4e79c8 No.9133
>>9127Oh, orange juice is good!
>>9128Just try it once, it's fun!
7b5777 No.9134
>>9130Don't worry, that won't stop me, I'll see the real you
38b5f5 No.9137
Alcohol is dumb!
aa452f No.9139
>>9133I wouldn't know never had but tea is goods go make me some
4e79c8 No.9140
>>9135Booooooring!
>>9137You're dumb
>>9139You have never had orange juice?
d1c11b No.9141
Ok, rematch, it's hardto post on 8chan drunk.
I'll try harder this time to reply to you.
aa452f No.9142
>>9140nevers
>>9141post butt
38b5f5 No.9144
>>9143Got your back
>>9140Oh so is that what you think of meeeeeeeeeee
d1c11b No.9145
>>9142Here you go, butt and meat.
c226b8 No.9146
>>9141Hi!
>>9137ANTI-ALCOHOL RANGERS ARE A GO
1fc21d No.9148
>>9134[fear intensifies]
>>9136Might go buy that bottle of Russian Standard this Friday.
d1c11b No.9149
>>9146Hello sir, are you drinking in the corruption that is /ssft/?
4e79c8 No.9150
>>9144I'm smarter and you're a big dummy!
38b5f5 No.9152
>>9150Nononono, we established that I'm smarter than you.
>>9149
>Doing pokemon showdown with my friendMost fun ever
ba1e2d No.9155
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
i have no idea what is going on in lain
im just at ep 4 tho
d1c11b No.9156
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>>9147It's perfect, you know you love it.
>>9152Friend ID, soon.
I'll show you a shoeshine, motherfucker.
>>9153Of course you don't, because you're not a degenerate, Mr.Holier Than Thou.
aa452f No.9157
>>9156just as much as you'd love my cock in your butt
4e79c8 No.9159
>>9157You're one thirsty motha fucka
d1c11b No.9160
>>9157I don't have that particular craving yet,
you should ERP wid me while you had the
chance.
c226b8 No.9161
>>9156Alcohol just tastes kinda shit, honestly.
aa452f No.9162
>>9159says the man drowning in an sea of thirstiness
>>9160erp is stupid as fuck man
ba1e2d No.9163
>>9157holy shit disgusting
ba1e2d No.9165
d1c11b No.9168
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>>9161My friend, what drink have you been drinking? I've been drinking nothing but a buttton of Foster, a lotta Baileys and some Quantro things and a double rum of coke, you need to find your booze.
Be it wine, alcopops, or cocktails.
Orgasms are the way to go.
>>9162Well I can't fuck you now, so at least I'll give you smiles beyond miles.
7b5777 No.9169
>>9164>>9157S O S E D U C T I V E
7eca45 No.9171
Spider is romantic as ever.
38b5f5 No.9172
>>9166His ass is still on.
That's not lmao
aa452f No.9173
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c226b8 No.9174
>>9168I don't remember m8, it was like 2 years ago.
1fc21d No.9175
>>9158It better be good
with coke.>>9168A double rum of coke?
38b5f5 No.9177
ba1e2d No.9178
>>9173legit question:
do you get off on being a disgusting creep?
a30956 No.9179
>>9131i wsh i had enoug drink to not be awake
c226b8 No.9180
4e79c8 No.9181
>>9178He gets off to anything
82229c No.9182
>>9168>Baileys>>9175Well its good
without coke a30956 No.9183
>>9181noo hes nice and he actuylalyl pays attention to me
7eca45 No.9184
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d1c11b No.9185
>>9175Yes, apparently I cannot dirnk lager anymore due to my condition.
Acid reflux.
>>9173Smiles keep you going for miles.
>>9174You wouldn't know how to deal with drink unless you faced it.
Same with fear, so as you be able to understand it, you control it.
aa452f No.9186
>>9178I prefer the term being blunt
>>9179go sleeps then
a30956 No.9187
>>9186i meants unconsiuence not alseep
38b5f5 No.9188
>>9184>>9180
>Vanser and Banana being the actual fun guys who dont get involved in bullshitThanks bae's
7eca45 No.9189
>>9188Bullshit is bullshit, but fun is fun!
aa452f No.9190
1fc21d No.9191
>>9177What's with this?
>>9185No no, what is a double rum and coke?
c226b8 No.9192
>>9185Teach me senpai.
>>9188I can't take internet drama seriously.
a30956 No.9193
>>9190sleep sounds nice thou, this iss not nice
a30956 No.9195
>>9194you dont want to seleep with me im a whore
4e79c8 No.9196
d1c11b No.9197
>>9191Two measures of rum, with a filler of coca cola.
It is known as a cuba libre.
Don't ask for a cuba libre, they'll charge you extra.
>>9192Teach yourself, become your own senpai.
I can't handle all these sprogs all on my balls.
d1c11b No.9198
>>9191Two measures of rum, with a filler of coca cola.
It is known as a cuba libre.
Don't ask for a cuba libre, they'll charge you extra.
>>9192Teach yourself, become your own senpai.
I can't handle all these sprogs all on my balls.
38b5f5 No.9199
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>>9191The worst commercial ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80kDRoso_X8&feature=youtu.be>>9192I can't take YOU seriously.
>>9189We know how to have fun.
>>9195I'm glad I'm not you to be honest.
aa452f No.9200
>>9195everyone needs alittle bit of loving now and again
a30956 No.9201
7eca45 No.9202
>>9199Life is always fun, regardless of what happens!
38b5f5 No.9203
>>9202Even if someone plays WoW?!
1fc21d No.9204
>>9197>>9198I wish I knew how measures work. I just pour in some rum, and then coke.
>>9199I see, I see! Thanks!
38b5f5 No.9205
>>9204I wish I never saw it
c226b8 No.9206
>>9198I dont wanna. Just teach me about drinking and then I'll be good.
>>9199I'll make you take my dick seriously m8.
7eca45 No.9207
>>9203If that's fun for you, yes!
aa452f No.9208
>>9201you are not shit, you're just sads right now so go sleeps
a30956 No.9209
>>9208its noteven dark outside
38b5f5 No.9210
>>9206No thank you….!
>>9207Ehh it isn't!
aa452f No.9212
>>9209well it's more so how you feel
7eca45 No.9213
>>9210Then do things that are more fun for you!
d1c11b No.9214
>>9204Then just call it rum and coke.
I mix Bacardi rum with milk, and call it Mad Milk.
>>9206Ugh, drinking is a skill you gotta practice on, if you wanna post shit as well as be intoxicated.
However, if you fancy drinking and playing multiplayer games, I'll give you an entry level session; drunks honor.
a30956 No.9215
38b5f5 No.9216
Tfw have to get up early tomorrow because my mom wants me to go clothes shopping for christmas before the stores get crowded
>>9211Wow babe please, not so fast.
>>9213Posting with you is fun!
aa452f No.9217
7eca45 No.9218
>>9216The stores are gonna be pretty crowded regardless of when you're going. It's the last day before Christmas night after all.
Then keep posting maybe?
c226b8 No.9219
>>9214Buy me some alcohol and we can get the first lesson started.
>>9216NO BREAKS ON THIS TRAIN
38b5f5 No.9220
>>9219EMERGENCY BREAKS
>>9218I'll probably buy some Ben and Jerries too while I'm there
1fc21d No.9221
>>9214Does…does that actually taste good?
c226b8 No.9223
>>9220THOSE NEVER EVEN WORKED.
7eca45 No.9224
>>9220Ben and Jerries is disgusting…
aa452f No.9225
>>9222maybe you should talk with him more then he'll feel better
38b5f5 No.9226
>>9222It's your fault for neglecting him
>>9223Not in America but over here they do.
>>9224I like the chocolate chip cookie dough one
4e79c8 No.9227
JESUS CHRIST
d1c11b No.9228
>>9219Buy yourself, you shitlord.
Do you know how much it costs to export any goods to America, a lot.
>>9221Yes, but if you're first try. Try spiced captain morgans mixed with OJ, because it tastes like Terry's Chocalate Orange.
c226b8 No.9229
>>9226Only pussies need breaks.
38b5f5 No.9230
>>9229My
asspussy will need a break faster you're done with it.
I feel so disgusting making this joke post 232d57 No.9231
You guys wanna play games now?
90ea68 No.9232
>all these fedora straight edge fags
I drink whiskey, you drink cum
7eca45 No.9233
>>9226They're all equally disgusting.
So what are you guys gonna buy from your Christmas money?
38b5f5 No.9234
>>9231I think I played enough games for today.
aa452f No.9235
>>9230I think it suits you
>>9231what games?
4e79c8 No.9236
>>9230>asspussyNever heard that one before
38b5f5 No.9238
>>9236Sure you haven't fluid druid.
And if you really didn't you should read more doujinshi.
>>9235No it really doesn't.
232d57 No.9239
>>9234How was fallout 2?
>>9235Anything multiplayer. I just want to do something.
38b5f5 No.9240
>>9239I died to the tribal with fist fighting because I kept hitting him.
I wanted to blow up his arm.
1fc21d No.9241
>>9228I need to stay away from milk anyways, I'll stick to rum and coke.
aa452f No.9243
>>9238~
>>9239what though? and not csgo crap
7eca45 No.9244
>>9241But milk is healthy!
38b5f5 No.9245
>>9243I mean it, there is only one person who I'd do that for
232d57 No.9246
>>9240You mean…the first tribal at the end of the temple of trials?
>>9243I really don't care. I'm not good at choosing either, so I hope others can/will choose for me.
38b5f5 No.9247
>>9246Yes the guy at the very end.
d1c11b No.9248
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>>9241Good boy, milk and rum is terrible.
aa452f No.9249
>>9245that's me right?
>>9246well I'm fine with most things
38b5f5 No.9250
>>9249Not you never you.
>>9248 90ea68 No.9251
>>9242:3
oi lads
who's up for some
FUCKING JAEGERBOMBS!!!!!!!!!
232d57 No.9252
>>9247Was this your first time through?
>>9249I don't even have you added on steam so I don't think that matters unless you add me.
c226b8 No.9254
>>9230That's the only break you'd get.
Unrelated, but I now have sugar cookies.
d1c11b No.9255
>>9250You warm the cold icicle that is my heart.
38b5f5 No.9256
>>9253Yeah.
>>9252Nah I've played it before.
>>9254I WAS JOKING
4e79c8 No.9257
>>9256And who would that be?
7eca45 No.9258
>>9254I love baking sugar cookies because they're so easy to make.
aa452f No.9259
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>>9250bully
>>9252well what're we going to play?
>>9254gimme
38b5f5 No.9260
>>9255Why is Calem so good looking, and why is Serena such a pervert. Oh wait she's French
1fc21d No.9261
>>9244Not for me.
>>9248But didn't you…oh never mind!
38b5f5 No.9263
>>9257Does it matter?
Besides I think you'd know
4e79c8 No.9264
>>9262>put it inp-put it in?!
c226b8 No.9265
>>9256So am I, fag.
>>9258They are good cookies.
>>9259Eat shit spider
7eca45 No.9266
>>9261But you're never be able to drink hot chocolate or chocolate milk then!
90ea68 No.9267
232d57 No.9268
>>9256Oh good. Well, if you tag speech at the start you can talk him out of it, and even then he stops at a certain point so just use punches and move away with each extra action point.
>>9259Like I said I have no idea.
aa452f No.9269
>>9265no gimme your cookies and no one gets hurt
>>9268well that's no goods then
90ea68 No.9271
I said "ayy lmao" as I walked up the stairs and I nearly hit my head so i guess the lesson learned here is that if you meme too hard there'll be consequences
38b5f5 No.9272
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>>9270Well technically right now no one.
But I think you know the rest.
232d57 No.9273
>>9269If I had smash for wii u i'd certainly be playing that but I can't think of anything I have on pc that i'd want to play. I would play them if offered though, i never get offered to play games.
c226b8 No.9274
>>9269Nah.
>>9271What is your favorite meme, /ssft/?
7eca45 No.9275
>>9265I prefer spritz cookies though.
d1c11b No.9276
aa452f No.9278
>>9273poor dears well I can't helps you there I dunno what to play either
>>9274yah
38b5f5 No.9279
>>9274Ayy lmao.
But copy that is getting close.
7eca45 No.9280
>>9274You're my favorite meme because you're the ayy to my lmao.
That's a pretty romantic pick-up line, r-right?
90ea68 No.9281
>>9178Stop being such a pompous twat.
38b5f5 No.9282
4e79c8 No.9283
>>9272I think I know the rest~
90ea68 No.9284
>>9274>trying to get us all to meme hardYou're worse than ISIS
7eca45 No.9285
>>9282What? You think that's not romantic?
d1c11b No.9286
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>>9261I WILL BE EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING
MY BEST IS ALWAYS EVERYWHERE.
38b5f5 No.9287
>>9283Then why did you ask in the first place?
c226b8 No.9288
>>9275Those are nice.
>>9278absolutely not.
>>9279Nice.
>>9280That's a great line, would totally fug.
>>9284I'll meme you, fag.
4e79c8 No.9289
>>9287thats some good cosplay right there
aa452f No.9290
>>9288that's it I'm going to cum onto your cookies
90ea68 No.9291
I am Noun's slut!
7eca45 No.9292
>>9288Yay, now I finally know how to pick up cute boys and epik memers!
ba1e2d No.9293
>>9281are you the same guy who was being retarded yesterday
90ea68 No.9294
>>9293Are you the same guy who was sperging out over nothing?
Kek le mao
38b5f5 No.9297
>>9291Good job you became Noun's flavour of the week
d1c11b No.9298
>>9296do u even Pentecostal?
aa452f No.9299
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>>9297I don't understand how people didn't see what his game is
90ea68 No.9300
>>9299There is no game but you guys are losers
ba1e2d No.9301
>>9294what im mostly wondering now why do you bother try to start shit again for no reason other than cause youre mad at me when earlier you were crying out about losing friends or something
just calm down and get over it
i will be nice to anyone who isnt being an ass to me
38b5f5 No.9302
>>9299I guess, but you're just as bad. Or were. Whatever
aa452f No.9303
>>9301it's pretty much just for attention now I'd say
>>9302I know that's why I figured it out
90ea68 No.9304
>>9301You're being an asshole right now. All I did was tell you to stop being such a pompous twat, which you were being.
> you were crying out about losing friends or something>cryingOh yeah I forgot that this place is autistic sociopath central, and that being upset because of a loss is considered weird here.
Yeah, you definitely should kill yourself. I see what sort of person you really are and it's obvious that you're a monster regardless of how I acted.
4e79c8 No.9305
>>9297>flavor of the weekNo. I don't do that
>>9299The fuck you on about?
aa452f No.9308
>>9305it's fine I'm sure you'll get past this stage at some point like me
d1c11b No.9309
>>9306<Sorry, you've exhausted all the dialogue trees for this nigga, go pester another shitposter.>
But yeah, I'll be serious for a moment, what's your steam?
4e79c8 No.9310
And so the drama begins. It's time for all of you to grow thicker skin
38b5f5 No.9311
>>9310Did you know, I share my birthday with that guy.
He's the coolest.
He drew lewd pale Dutch boys for our birthdays.
c226b8 No.9312
>>9290nuh-uh, I already finished them.
>>9292PLS FUG, YOUR HOT FRESH MEMES ARE ATTRACTIVE TO ME
>>9310SOMEONE CALLED ME A BUTT ON THE INTERNET AND I CAN'T STOP CRYING
38b5f5 No.9313
d1c11b No.9314
>>9310My skin is so thick, if you fried me you'll have enough pork scratchings to feed South Africa for a week. Bring it nerd.
82229c No.9315
>>9310But I do have thick skin
7eca45 No.9316
>>9312O-ok, I guess you want more than just some hugs!
aa452f No.9317
>>9312then I'll just cum on you
1fc21d No.9318
>>9309I don't know what you're even talking about!
I don't know if I'm in the mood for friends right now, but I know who you are.
c226b8 No.9320
>>9313PLS NO.
>>9316FUG THEN HUG
>>9317Nah.
aa452f No.9321
>>9319what? you want some too bby~
d1c11b No.9322
>>9318Welp, I'm running out of steam;
I'll talk to you later.
Love you <3
7eca45 No.9323
>>9320No! First hugs turn into kisses, kisses turn into cuddling, then comes the fugging and then more hugging and cuddling!
38b5f5 No.9324
>>9322>>9322Those eyes, ewww
4e79c8 No.9325
>>9321Don't make me puke.
1fc21d No.9326
>>9322Sleep well Scanner.
38b5f5 No.9327
>>9325Want some of me instead then?
Too bad you can't have any aa452f No.9328
>>9325get better taste then
>>9320yus
c226b8 No.9329
>>9323'kay.
>>9328Not 'kay.
38b5f5 No.9330
>>9329Banana you slut. What about the train
8a9121 No.9331
>>9327PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
>>9325 aa452f No.9332
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7eca45 No.9333
>>9329Good, we got a deal then!
4e79c8 No.9334
>>9327I see. You sure about that?
38b5f5 No.9335
>>9334Nah when you're ready to explain then we'll see what happens.
c226b8 No.9337
>>9330Train ain't stopping, it's just slowing down.
>>9332No.
>>9333Deal.
38b5f5 No.9338
>>9337Good, if it slows down I can jump out
4e79c8 No.9339
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>>9335Yeah we'll see about that.
38b5f5 No.9340
>>9339From the thumbnail it looks like that man is holding a fleshlight
c226b8 No.9342
>>9338Enjoy breaking bones.
>>9341A million times no.
38b5f5 No.9343
>>9342>>9342You said it'd slow down.
>>9339>>9340Regardless I hope you will
aa452f No.9344
>>9342what are we talking about again?
7eca45 No.9345
>>9343Even a slow train is still pretty dangerous!
38b5f5 No.9346
>>9345Better than taking it up my ass non stop.
7eca45 No.9348
>>9346I'm already taken for that.
7c12d5 No.9349
NEO-15
>29 UIDs
NEO-16
>25 UIDs
Neo-17 (250 posts in)
>16 UIDs
38b5f5 No.9350
>>9348You can have it. I'm uncomfortable because of that dream.
>>9347Give me a reason. A good one
232d57 No.9351
>>9349Probably turns a lot of people off when it's just a bunch of people arguing.
c226b8 No.9352
>>9343It's still going 2fast to jump off, baka.
>>9344I don't even know.
>>9346You know you want it.
aa452f No.9356
>>9352well if you don't know and I don't know then who will know?
38b5f5 No.9357
>>9355But why would that mean anything to me at this very moment!?
Besides my dreams have already told me it's not pleasant.
>>9352No thanks, you can have vanser
c226b8 No.9358
>>9356ur mum.
>>9357Is vanser a qt
38b5f5 No.9359
>>9358>>9358Idunno, am I?
4e79c8 No.9360
>>9357Isn't my word enough? Loosen up~
aa452f No.9361
>>9358I'll mother you
>>9359you are a cutie
38b5f5 No.9362
>>9360If you've tried this last week maybe.
Not right now
7eca45 No.9363
>>9358I-I hope to think that I'm a qt!
c226b8 No.9364
>>9359I dunno. Maybe.
>>9361BUY ME VIDEO GAMES
>>9363You seem like a qt to me.
4e79c8 No.9365
>>9362What a shame. I thought you still craved my word~
38b5f5 No.9367
>>9365Even if I did, I wouldn't say so in the thread.
aa452f No.9368
>>9364what would you like?
c226b8 No.9370
>>9366hugs and other Not Gay Shit™ when?
>>9368I will accept any game.
38b5f5 No.9371
>>9369Good to see that you miss the things I did instead for who I was.
If you need something from me send me an invite.
aa452f No.9372
>>9370such as?
>>9371doesn't care about you just if you look and act cute
7eca45 No.9373
>>9370S-soon, when I have money to come to America!
4e79c8 No.9374
>>9371That's not true
>>9372Spider you're a disgusting piece of shit. You have no say in anything so quit speaking for me lardo
38b5f5 No.9375
>>9374So either you miss me or you don't miss me at all.
7c12d5 No.9376
c226b8 No.9377
>>9372Literally anything I don't already have.
>>9373Yay.
7eca45 No.9378
>>9377So probably in 5 years.
aa452f No.9379
File: 1419297528236.jpg (470.27 KB, 1600x1067, 1600:1067, Wolf_spider07_oct_2006.jpg)
>>9374then why do you go after everything with a nice ass?
why does nonon say he's your slut?
why am I talking with someone you've upset?
you're just a shallow whore really, who'll do whatever to get into peoples panties
>>9377like what?
232d57 No.9380
Sometimes I wanna leave the thread, but holy crap is this entertaining.
4e79c8 No.9382
>>9379Seems like they need to grow
thicker skin. Nothing I can do to help them with that. You don't know a thing about me since you've only spoken to me a couple times.
38b5f5 No.9383
>>9382Cann we just discuss it in private please?
c226b8 No.9384
>>9378I can wait. I'm patient.
>>9379Like whatever games you like. Or hate. Or just found out about. Or anything in my wishlist.
4e79c8 No.9385
>>9383No. Drama is gay and I'm straight!
aa452f No.9386
>>9382no I know you because I was you and you could just not be a horny faggot and emotional manipulate people into doing what you want
>>9384you'll get nothing unless you say specifically
38b5f5 No.9387
>>9385Eh not for drama but whatever.
I guess I'll go then. Have a nice day.
7eca45 No.9388
>>9384Hopefully you will find someone to do that kind of stuff with before that!
c226b8 No.9389
>>9386Just check my wishlist, is that specific enough? It's there for a reason.
>>9388Hope is dead and you underestimate how little of a social life I have.
7eca45 No.9390
>>9389Oh… I will change that then!
4e79c8 No.9392
>>9386Except I don't manipulate anyone into doing what I want. I only tried getting free vidya off of you, faggot! I also really tried being your friend once
>>9387I'm out too, gonna go watch some Arrow!
55882a No.9394
>>9389Hope dies last, don't fall into despair
7eca45 No.9395
>>9393Mhh, I don't know! But there must be a way! Hope is never dead!
aa452f No.9397
>>9392I don't care about me and you clearly do and are
>>9393unfine
7eca45 No.9398
Wow, this is pretty accurate.
82229c No.9400
>>9396Told you guys I am pure
4e79c8 No.9402
lel
c226b8 No.9403
>>9394IT'S DEEEEEEEEEEEAD
>>9395rip hope
>>9396>Mana Banana is so pure it hurts.Very accurate
>>9397refine
>tfw this took me 5 tries to type up because apparently I have 8chan set to refresh whenever I hit the r button aa452f No.9404
>>9399alright then well don't wake up one day surprised that everyone hates you and the people you do actually care about leave you and you'll be left with being a bad joke
aa452f No.9405
File: 1419299171263.jpg (139.67 KB, 800x533, 800:533, alopecosa_wolf_spider_by_d….jpg)
7eca45 No.9406
>>9403No, I can clearly still see the hope in your eyes!
7c12d5 No.9407
>>9401But that's not untrue~
4e79c8 No.9408
>>9404You people shake your big heads and cluck your thick tongues suggestin oh-so-very delicately! You don't know me! I love my, my friends love me, i'm my own private idaho!
55882a No.9409
File: 1419299385099.png (38.63 KB, 471x447, 157:149, Screenshot_2014-12-22-19-4….png)
This thing must be broken , how inaccurate
232d57 No.9410
>>9407I really don't think so.
c226b8 No.9411
>>9405define
>>9406That's just glitter. It hurts.
aa452f No.9412
>>9408that's what you think, not everyone thinks the same ways
>>9411oh baby you so fine you so fine you blow my mind
7eca45 No.9414
>>9411Then I will turn that glitter into… eh… into something that won't hurt!
232d57 No.9415
Time for dinner. See you weirdos in a bit.
232d57 No.9417
>>9415I meant that as a joke, you guys are alright for the most part.
c226b8 No.9418
>>9412gaaaaaaay
>>9414pls do.
1fc21d No.9419
>>9400So wait, did you get the premium Russian standard, or the standard?
aa452f No.9420
>>9418I never not once a gay
>>9417take care then
7eca45 No.9421
>>9418Into what should I turn it then?
82229c No.9422
>>9419Standard haven't tried premium yet
1fc21d No.9423
>>9422Well the standard was actually only 18.99…
c226b8 No.9424
>>9420prove it.
>>9421Nonsexual hugs.
8a9121 No.9425
Teehee.
7eca45 No.9427
>>9424Sure, you can have a lot of them!
7b5777 No.9429
IM CONFUSED
1fc21d No.9430
WHY?! What have I done?!
c226b8 No.9431
>>9426I dunno. Just do it.
>>9427gib hug now.
>>9430Stop touching yourself at night, you lewd lewdie.
232d57 No.9432
Alright I'm back. It was pizza in case anyone was wondering. How is everyone?
7eca45 No.9435
>>9431Hopefully a internet hug is enough!
82229c No.9436
Well at least its not that much more expensive here…
82229c No.9437
>>9436meant to quote
>>9434 c226b8 No.9438
>>9432I can't complain. What toppings did you have?
>>9433>you>innocent>>9435Close enough
aa452f No.9439
>>9438exactly I'm innocent I tells ya
232d57 No.9440
>>9438Just pepperoni. We gotta buy a lot because our family's not exactly small so we don't go to crazy with toppings.
7eca45 No.9441
File: 1419301112021.gif (658.91 KB, 600x338, 300:169, 8b7f617eaa474a3723b7d58251….gif)
>>9438Sadly I don't have a lot of hugging gifs.
Also tuna fish pizza with jalapenos is the best.
1fc21d No.9442
>>9431Oh yeah?!
>>9436>>9437Things up north are always more expensive! I think.
aa452f No.9443
>>9441>Also tuna fish pizza with jalapenos is the best.disgusting
c226b8 No.9444
>>9438The court finds you guilty.
>>9440Acceptable answer/10.
>>9441Go get more then.
>>9442Yeah.
7eca45 No.9445
>>9444I found one more!
>>9443Spicy food is the best food.
aa452f No.9446
>>9445you're the best food
4e79c8 No.9447
>>9425I knew you were a pure maiden!! Teehee~
c226b8 No.9448
>>9445That's one of my favorite hug gifs.
82229c No.9450
>>9442That's true at least the snow we get makes up for it well unless you hate snow.
7eca45 No.9451
>>9448My loading time would take much longer, because it's a really big and long hug!
1fc21d No.9453
>>9444Maybe I don't.
>>9450I only like it if it gets me out of work or school.
c226b8 No.9454
>>9451Hooray for big and long hugs.
c226b8 No.9456
>>9453We all know you do.
>>9455Purple hair > pink hair > orange hair > yellow hair > every other girl in that show
4e79c8 No.9457
>>9456>Purple hair Nice choice
7eca45 No.9458
File: 1419301928791.png (1.39 MB, 5333x3000, 5333:3000, 88c15e0c50d539e241f953f134….png)
>>9456Please, Mio is the best.
c226b8 No.9459
>>9457I know right? So great. I need more images of her though.
82229c No.9460
>>9453I love snow even though it rarely gets me out of school or work
4e79c8 No.9461
>>9459There can never be enough images of your waifu
c226b8 No.9463
>>9458She's a brat, m8.
>>9461She ain't my waifu. I don't have one. She's just best girl in that show.
7eca45 No.9464
File: 1419302116661.jpg (383.18 KB, 1438x2210, 719:1105, 0c2827eae8ef75d811317fa677….jpg)
>>9463But she's a cute brat!
c226b8 No.9465
>>9464And? Being a brat is shit.
4e79c8 No.9466
>>9463>no waifuClearly you're missing out
1fc21d No.9468
>>9456Bunch of creepy stalkers.
>>9460I'm not a big fan of the cold, but snow is pretty to look at.
7eca45 No.9469
File: 1419302315201.jpg (719 KB, 1280x1176, 160:147, e4b4e91e979cd373b2ecf5f9d6….jpg)
>>9465It is, but it's not like I have to live with her!
232d57 No.9471
>>9468Yeah, it's pretty until you have to shovel all it. It being muddy and gross when it's almost spring isn't great either.
c226b8 No.9472
>>9466I dunno how2waifu.
>>9467BRAT
R
A
T
>>9468You know you like it
>>9469if you did have to live with her, would you want to?
7eca45 No.9474
File: 1419302565847.jpg (79.71 KB, 666x632, 333:316, 675d83deed05703941036b7b28….jpg)
>>9472No, I wouldn't! Personality > looks.
82229c No.9475
>>9468But cold is the best.
>>9471Shoveling snow isn't that bad now Ice is a pain in the ass especially when there is a thick layer of it on your car
c226b8 No.9476
>>9473So mine hasn't found me yet.
>>9474And that is why she is a shit.
1fc21d No.9477
>>9471That too! It's only pretty to look at untouched. And it's even worse on the roads!
>>9472I don't know this actually.
>>9475For the cold hearted!
7eca45 No.9478
File: 1419302751823.gif (249.83 KB, 500x279, 500:279, a0c264ad6b12b28d7c58871d7f….gif)
>>9476But she's a cute shit!
4e79c8 No.9479
>>9476Soon brother, soon!
c226b8 No.9480
>>9477Yes you do, don't deny it.
>>9478A cute shit is still a shit.
>>9479I-I hope so ;_;
4e79c8 No.9482
>>9480You will! I'm sure she'll find you eventually! :>
82229c No.9483
>>9477I am not cold hearted in the slightest!
c226b8 No.9484
>>9481I am the best at logic.
>>9482>eventuallyI'm gonna find her right before I die probably.
1fc21d No.9487
>>9480I shall fight you!
>>9483I'll believe that.
c226b8 No.9488
>>9485THEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBEST
>>9486I guess in a way. I'd rather find them long before that though.
>>9487I have already won.
4e79c8 No.9489
Watchin any anime this season, /ssft/?
82229c No.9490
>>9487Of course you will its true
1fc21d No.9491
>>9488Stealing my images now?!
232d57 No.9492
>>9489No. I only watch with others and nobody's offered.
c226b8 No.9493
>>9489Of course.
>>9491>implying yoursI've had a huge as fuck nichijou folder from ages I got from some fag. Over 1200 images.
4e79c8 No.9494
>>9492Just try watchin somethin short on your own! There are plenty of good animu out there
1fc21d No.9495
>>9493They all belong to me! All rights! Especially all those 1200+ you own!
What do you mean you got them from some fag?
232d57 No.9496
>>9494That makes me feel lonely.
4e79c8 No.9497
>>9496Sometimes it be best to take the road less traveled!
c226b8 No.9498
>>9495No they don't!
And what I mean is that some fag uploaded his entire nichijou folder at some point in the past and I got a copy of it. Go get your own copy, fag.
7eca45 No.9500
I'm also gonna post Nichijous images now!
945374 No.9501
I have a crush on one of you.
4e79c8 No.9502
>>9500Cute!
>>9501Must be me! :^)
232d57 No.9504
>>9497I'd rather let someone be entertained along with me instead of just me.
7eca45 No.9505
>>9501Then you have to tell your crush that you're crushing on him!
4e79c8 No.9506
>>9504Protip:
Self-insert :) 1fc21d No.9507
>>9500You're the worst kind of person…
8a9121 No.9508
>>9501Message them right now!
82229c No.9509
>>9501Its not me that's for sure
c226b8 No.9511
>>9499Maybe if you ask nicely enough I'll upload it for you somewhere.
>>9501Pfft, what kinda faggot would you be crushing on?
232d57 No.9512
>>9506What? How? I only understand that in rpgs where you can create yourself, if there's nobody like me in the show, how can i self insert?
1fc21d No.9513
>>9509I just keep remembering Hiimdaisy's comics.
>>9510Absolutely!
>>9511I wuv you.
7eca45 No.9514
>>9513Then I'm just gonna continue.
4e79c8 No.9515
>>9512Well you haven't seen enough anime!
c226b8 No.9516
>>9513Is that it? Weak attempt/10
82229c No.9517
>>9513Well they are good comics
1fc21d No.9518
>>9514I hope you break your hands in a non-enjoyable way!
>>9516Fuck you then!
>>9517I just wish she didn't go off the deep-end…
7eca45 No.9519
>>9518Every kind of breaking my hands is pretty enjoyable!
232d57 No.9520
>>9515I know that. I don't see how that has to do with me not wanting to see it without friends.
4e79c8 No.9521
I want this!
945374 No.9522
>>9505What if they don't like me also?
4e79c8 No.9524
>>9520I thought it would be a fun thing for you to do if you can't find anyone to watch it with.
232d57 No.9525
>>9522Try your hardest to get them to love you. If you really love them it'll be worth it.
>>9524I don't think it will be if i do that. Sounds kinda weird.
7eca45 No.9526
>>9522Would be unlucky, but that's how it goes. Love requires two people, not only one. If that person says no at least you can move on and you know that it won't work out instead of making yourself false hope. So you should tell that person sooner than later!
1fc21d No.9527
>>9519I hope you never find enjoyment again!
>>9523Why can't you accept my love?!
4e79c8 No.9528
>>9525Okay, never mind then
7eca45 No.9529
>>9527I enjoy life so much that even finding life unenjoyabley is enjoyable!
232d57 No.9530
>>9528You could just suggest to watch with me, but with the way you were trying to get me to do it alone I think you don't want to. Up to you.
c226b8 No.9531
>>9527BECAUSE I DUN WANNA
1fc21d No.9532
>>9529…What?
>>9531Love me and give me your folder!
4e79c8 No.9533
>>9530I don't like watching series with people due to the fact that I can binge watch something good in one sitting if I was really interested in it. Maybe an anime movie or something but we'll see~
1fc21d No.9536
>>9534Don't you "don't what me"!
>>9535P-please!
c226b8 No.9538
>>9536'kay. Add me on steam for the link so these dorks don't get it too.
4e79c8 No.9539
It feels like it's 4 am in the morning.
1fc21d No.9540
>>9537What?
>>9538>add me on SteamOh gosh!
c226b8 No.9541
>>9540Do you want all these fags to get it too so they can post a shit ton of nichijou?
7eca45 No.9542
>>9540What! What? Ok, I think we can stop now!
1fc21d No.9543
>>9541But I just denied someone's offer earlier! I'm not ready for new friends!
>>9542…What?
Okay fine!
7eca45 No.9544
>>9543Good, and never what me again!
c226b8 No.9545
>>9543Then no 1200+ nichijou folder for you.
82229c No.9546
>>9545Can I have the folder then
1fc21d No.9547
>>9544You're asking for it!
>>9545M-maybe later! I just can't play unfair!
>>9546Don't betray me like this!
c226b8 No.9548
>>9546What's your offer?
>>9547I got the link ready, I just need someone to give it to. WHO WILL BE THE HIGHEST BIDDER?
82229c No.9549
>>9547Okay I won't
>>9548Sorry can't offer anything.
1fc21d No.9550
>>9548I will give you my heart.
>>9549You're a man's man's man, you know that?
c226b8 No.9551
>>9549I accept random crap on steam.
>>9550Great, now add me so I can give you the link.
82229c No.9552
>>9550I am a Man among Men
>>9551Sorry I can't betray my friend
1fc21d No.9553
>>9551…Give it some time!
>>9552Should probably add you too at some point.
c226b8 No.9554
>>9552'kay.
>>9553Also 'kay.
82229c No.9555
>>9553You should I am good people
7c12d5 No.9556
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>9555I love the Diamond Dogs
aa452f No.9559
rip thread
c226b8 No.9560
90ea68 No.9563
>people think i'm somehow being manipulated by Noun
Ayy no
d1c11b No.9564
The fuck did I do last night?
I feel so dirty.
I hope I was at least charming and not batshit crazy.
1fc21d No.9565
>>9562What if they just walked away?
>>9564Seemed pretty normal to me.
d1c11b No.9566
>>9565Aw, you're too kind.
I also remember getting my sister Hatoful Boyfriend for xmas, followed with a drunken poem.
90ea68 No.9567
>>9564The question is what didn't you do with me you slut?
90ea68 No.9568
>tfw have a spot on my lip
>tfw it hurts and is really hard to pop
Goddamnit :_;
d1c11b No.9569
>>9567I know my arsehole isn't in pain, and I'm only throwing up orange juice; so it couldn't be too bad.
1fc21d No.9570
>>9566You're a damn whore, Scanner! Work on it!
Does she like video games?
d1c11b No.9571
File: 1419325571822.jpg (394.83 KB, 1280x956, 320:239, tumblr_mull19wuDU1qlqkego1….jpg)
>>9570I know she's a filthy casual.
She likes Telltale games and the occasional VN so yeah, thought I'd get her that to fuck around with.
Also got her a yard of Jaffa Cakes, so I can call her a fat slut.
1fc21d No.9572
>>9571You sound like a very loving brother to your sister.
d1c11b No.9573
>>9572That and idiotic. And annoying.
She can be damn mean at times. And likewise to her.
Call her the most disgusting names for fun. Like 'Semen Pond Paddler', 'Shitlord', 'Pizza Slut', 'Ass Whisperer', loads of weird insults like that.
1fc21d No.9574
>>9573You get away with these names?!
d1c11b No.9575
>>9574Sorta. They're just too weird that you're more astounded that insulted.
And it is in jest.
1fc21d No.9576
>>9575If I even dared to call my sister such a name, I would be smacked so hard I would need facial surgery just to look normal again.
d1c11b No.9577
>>9576Years of pestering, and tis how I am, I guess.
You can't hit someone for being retarded.
On another note, how are you?
1fc21d No.9578
>>9577Yes you can, doesn't make it necessarily right.
I'm doing fine I suppose. Just up late, still haven't finished my rum and cola.
d1c11b No.9580
>>9578Hungover, found out that my morning sickness, coughing and what not is all linked to my acid reflux thing.
So soon I'm going to go to the chemists for free meds. God I love my healthcare.
>>9579I guess you were really boring then because I can't remember anything like that.
d1c11b No.9581
>>9578Oh, I remember!
Talked about rum and coke!
So good if you get it spiced.
aa452f No.9582
>>9580it was the best sleep of my life
1fc21d No.9583
>>9580Sounds terrible, hope I never have to experience that.
Can I have your healthcare?
Spiced is what I got in it. It's a nice thing to drink while thinking over things.
d1c11b No.9584
>>9582READY FOR ROUND 2?!
Maybe now I can fuck the pain away.
Bloody hangover.
>>9583Come over here and get it.
I don't think the FDA allows me to ship off drugs to you.
1fc21d No.9585
>>9584Oh yeah?! Don't let them stop you! Just do what you want! Push through and show them who's boss!
aa452f No.9586
>>9584prepare your butts we're fucking the pain aways
d1c11b No.9587
>>9585B-b-but jail time is bad time.
I don't think I can handle Bubba's girth back in the big house.
I'd have to give blowjobs for shampoo. ;-;
>>9586I put my seatbelt on and everything.
aa452f No.9588
>>9587where we're going we wont need seatbelts
d1c11b No.9589
>>9588Oh god, I hope we don't crash.
Please drive carefully.
aa452f No.9590
>>9589you're in good hands I have no idea how to drive so I can't possibly fuck up because I don't have a standard to begin with
1fc21d No.9591
>>9587Don't get caught, easy.
d1c11b No.9593
>>9591Fair does, I'm sure if I sail across the river Mersey, straight to the ocean in a wooden box full of pills and booze; I'd get away with it.
You better make me some food for my trouble. Like mac and cheese.
>>9590That is so hot and dangerous.
Please ruin my insides more than alcohol ever could.
Oh, speaking of which. The girl who was serving me booze had this combination: Donner meat, cheese and gravy. Thoughts?
I'd think it would go well in a sandwich.
aa452f No.9594
>>9593I'll show you such pains you'd taste the pleasure dripping off your crippled body
d1c11b No.9595
>>9594Oh god, so lewd. I like it.
Break me and put me back together, senpai~
aa452f No.9596
>>9595maybe I'll try to keep you alive just to let you experience the transformation your body will go through and the sensations that'll come of it
1fc21d No.9597
>>9593That's too much trouble.
d1c11b No.9598
>>9596At least kill me when I cum.
38b5f5 No.9599
>>9595>>9596What did I wake up to.
d1c11b No.9600
>>9597It's an adventure though.
Or do you mean it's too much trouble to make Kraft Dinner?
>>9599You ask this like… every day.
38b5f5 No.9601
>>9600Because everyday I wake up and see weird shit in the thread
aa452f No.9602
>>9598how could I possibly resist denying you of that, no at the height of your pleasure just when you're about to release you'll be taken and you'll die in bliss and not after it
1fc21d No.9603
>>9600It's too much trouble to make mac and cheese!
>>9601Welcome to SFT! Here's your table, enjoy your stay!
d1c11b No.9604
>>9601Just accept the fate that you are subscribed to, witness the glory that is /ssft/, few get to experience such sights.
38b5f5 No.9605
>>9603Sometimes I imagine SFT as a daycare for autistic children. And everyone is trying their best to yell the loudest to get attention.
>>9604I've seen these sights for over a year now.
1fc21d No.9606
>>9605I like to imagine it as people talking semi-anonymously on an imageboard!
38b5f5 No.9607
>>9606You think you're clever?
d1c11b No.9608
>>9605Then who is the care taker?
And good lord, youv'e must've seen some shit.
>>9603Lazy child.
I guess I'll make it myself then.
That or a Squid and Cheese toastie. I've been meaning to try that for a while.
>>9602You should totes make burgers out of my broken corpse afterward. That way I'll be a gift that keeps on giving even after death.
aa452f No.9609
>>9608oh no by the time I'd be done with you the meat on your bones would be rotted and better served as fertilizer for a garden
d1c11b No.9610
>>9609>Being used as fertilizerYou sick bastard, I will have no part in this.
Fucking vegetables.
aa452f No.9611
>>9610you don't have a choice
1fc21d No.9612
>>9607Sometimes.
>>9608I'll give you what you need to make and prepare at least!
Don't think I've heard of a Squid and cheese toasted sandwich before.
8a9121 No.9613
>>9605It's just a tool to fuck with people, is all.
38b5f5 No.9614
d1c11b No.9615
>>9611That would be true if I was some fucking pussy…. which I sorta am.
>>9612I know, came up with idea when watching the show 'Rous Scholarship', the chef's challenge was 'Shit that is weird, that you don't think will go together but does.'
Hence, Squid Rings, Cheese, Toastie. Makes a change from ham.
aa452f No.9616
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>>9615right so shut up and be a good pussy ass bitch otherwise I wont play with you~
1fc21d No.9617
>>9613And hopefully to play games on it too!
>>9614Well there goes my Tuesday. Dead before it even started.
>>9615Knew a friend who seemed to love toasted cheese and ham.
Now I'm getting a bit sad.
38b5f5 No.9618
>>9617I love it too. Let me replace that friend.
>>9613Is it?
d1c11b No.9620
>>9617Yeah, it's funny how little things remind you of old friends.
This friend of mine used to keep messing with my fingers in class, don't ask, he just kept groping my hands. I didn't really give two shits.
So everytime I look at algebra I'd think of my perverted friend from Highschool.
>>9616Yes sir, please don't get the tools out.
38b5f5 No.9621
8a9121 No.9624
>>9620>>9616lol
>>9617Gaming isn't prioritized over drama and shaving advice around these parts. :^)
38b5f5 No.9625
>>9624>>9624Can I be your senpai cute, girl?
38b5f5 No.9626
>>9625Fucked up that comma
1fc21d No.9627
>>9618Not possible.
>>9620Sounds adorable. Freakin' perv.
>>9624It's not? Shaving advice?
8a9121 No.9628
>>9627Look back at your own risk. <3
1fc21d No.9629
>>9628You're an interesting individual sometimes.
d1c11b No.9630
>>9627Such is the life of a degenerate.
I'm sure everyone has weird stories like that.
38b5f5 No.9631
>>9630Why are you so lewddddd
d1c11b No.9632
>>9631I get super lewd when hungover.
I think it's something to do with the delirium and unable to care about common decency.
d1c11b No.9633
>>9631Plus, nothing staves off bad feelings like filthy thoughts. And it's fun.
So I command you by the Four Whore Gods to get lewd with me.
38b5f5 No.9634
New GPU tonight. It ain't much but it's better than my current one.
38b5f5 No.9635
>>9633Who are the four whore gods?
d1c11b No.9636
>>9635I really don't know.
Let's find them. OR pull a vote on it.
38b5f5 No.9637
>>9636Clone Gropy 3 more times/
26b365 No.9638
File: 1419333320227.jpg (Spoiler Image, 165.78 KB, 688x913, 688:913, ss (2014-12-23 at 12.23.41….jpg)
>wake up
>can't remember shit
>see that im wearing knee socks
>everything slowly comes to me
All these shitty pictures lol
d1c11b No.9639
>>9637>>9638Yep, Gropy confirmed for Whore God.
Praise him with tildes~
38b5f5 No.9640
>>9637>>9638Point proven.
Whore god number one.
38b5f5 No.9641
7eca45 No.9642
I can't stop crafting badges in Steam now, h-help…
d1c11b No.9643
>>9642Das it mane, ur fuckt.
Soon you'll be buying cards from the market place.
7eca45 No.9645
File: 1419335775650.png (252.28 KB, 900x818, 450:409, bc14342e67615f7637200ae2a3….png)
>>9643But I'm already doing that!
50dea2 No.9646
d1c11b No.9647
>>9645>>9644It's like you both don't have any self control.
Fuck, now I'm trying to craft badges.
7eca45 No.9648
>>9646I don't take gifts!
>>9647D-don't do it!
ba1e2d No.9649
File: 1419336093786.jpg (57.83 KB, 317x445, 317:445, ss (2014-10-11 at 11.34.40….jpg)
>>9646since he didn't want them i can accept the gift!
50dea2 No.9650
>>9648But it's christmas!
d1c11b No.9651
>>9648Too late, I'm getting cards for Antichamber, save yourself!
7eca45 No.9652
>>9650So? I'm not getting anything! Gonna buy it myself from my money.
50dea2 No.9653
>>9652Just take my cards dummy
d1c11b No.9654
On an unrelated note, could you give good footjobs if you're very flatfooted?
I found out I'm flatfooted and now it's gotten so bad I walk with a limp due to pressure.
50dea2 No.9656
>>9654What the hell Scanner.
50dea2 No.9657
>>9655Vanser hates me. Atleast get a warm waffle with me at the mLl
7eca45 No.9658
>>9657No, I wouldn't take the cards from anyone. And what the hell is the mLI?
d1c11b No.9659
>>9656I ask because I need to know that my stupid limp isn't in vain. You know, lemons into lemonade?
50dea2 No.9660
7eca45 No.9661
File: 1419336578816.jpg (133.03 KB, 800x902, 400:451, ff4ec1d03c67f393965cee0d4f….jpg)
>>9660What if I want to bake my own waffles?
50dea2 No.9662
>>9661>>9661What's the point in that
7eca45 No.9663
>>9662They taste way better!
50dea2 No.9664
>>9663But it's more scenic at tue mall.
Besides you'd never let me visit you
7eca45 No.9665
>>9664But malls are stupid!
50dea2 No.9666
>>9665Shate your adress then
50dea2 No.9668
>>9667Then we'll eat at the mall
7eca45 No.9669
>>9668No! My parents always told me to never meet with strangers! Especially not if they want to buy me food!
a08c64 No.9670
Now stop bully and be nice or no presents for you!
7b5777 No.9671
>spend hours playing Endless Legend game
>fight hard war for victory
>this is what I get when the game finally ends
26b365 No.9672
File: 1419337865979.gif (Spoiler Image, 240.81 KB, 350x186, 175:93, 13996180512258.gif)
>>9670I'm not gonna get presents anyway! I'm an adult.
a08c64 No.9673
>>9671;-;7
>>9672How boring!
d1c11b No.9674
>>9670Sounds like someone has volunteered to be bullied to fuck, and I'm merry ol' Krampus with a sack and a stick.
>>9672I could draw you a present, if you like.
Just so Santa can confiscate it.
50dea2 No.9675
>>9669Spend time with me!
>>9674I'll rip of Krampus' head
a08c64 No.9676
>>9674Bad kids will be taken into the darkness of the night and have their flesh spanked off
7eca45 No.9677
>>9675But there's already another person I want to spend time with!
50dea2 No.9678
>>9677Neglecting your friends during holiday. Woooow
d1c11b No.9679
>>9676Sweet!
I'm immediately going to be bad now, like err… hang on, give me a few minutes to get creative.
>>9675>getting head off Krampus>Dat demon tongue>later getting pelted with coal and he never calls me again>such is life for being a bully d1c11b No.9682
>>9681Decent item
Always preferred coal though.
What is your fave item?
Mine is IPECAC
50dea2 No.9683
50dea2 No.9684
>>9680No waffles and good company for you
50dea2 No.9685
7eca45 No.9686
File: 1419339021251.jpg (496.29 KB, 700x1020, 35:51, a14cc50cc721afd2a8d06ec4e2….jpg)
>>9684I'm just gonna bake my own waffles and eat them with someone else!
50dea2 No.9687
7eca45 No.9688
>>9687Well, then there's no problem!
50dea2 No.9689
50dea2 No.9691
>>9690You don't want to have a fun time
7eca45 No.9692
>>9691But I have already enough fun!
50dea2 No.9693
>>9692But getting served hot chocolate by clumsy cute asians is more fun
7eca45 No.9694
>>9693Where do I find these cute, clumsy Asians?
50dea2 No.9695
26b365 No.9696
>>9695finally 100 on my horde lel
7eca45 No.9697
>>9695Pff, I can just order them on the internet.
50dea2 No.9698
50dea2 No.9699
>>9697Not a giant waffle though
7eca45 No.9700
>>9699That's a pretty bad-looking waffle!
50dea2 No.9701
7eca45 No.9702
>>9701Oh, it's also a Dutch one, that's even worse then.
50dea2 No.9703
c226b8 No.9704
Hello.
d1c11b No.9708
I'm going to be the worst Santa~
You kids wanna see some elves?
I got liquor.
>>9705Fucking love that monstergirly silly ecchi shit.
>>9707Hey, ever played TiTs?
7 knots 12 inch dog cock.
Letting that mull in your thoughts for a while.
38b5f5 No.9709
>>9704Choo choo.
>>9708Elves are built for sex.
ba1e2d No.9710
>>9708no idea what that is
d1c11b No.9711
>>9709They just keep workin' and workin' and workin' all night.
d1c11b No.9712
>>9710>>9710Corruption of Champions set in space.
Literally furry shit everywhere wrapped in an RPG. And slimegirls.
c226b8 No.9713
>>9709CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKER
ba1e2d No.9714
File: 1419356541946.png (35.92 KB, 351x372, 117:124, ss (2014-12-14 at 04.42.27….png)
>>9712ehh i really didnt get corruption of champions tbh
if i want to touch myself i just use my imagination
7eca45 No.9715
I just wanted to take a short nap and then it turned into 4 hours. ;_;
c226b8 No.9716
>>9715iktf. Did you at least sleep well?
d1c11b No.9717
>>9714Ever get that problem that your imagination just turns on you and you end up thinking of the most boner killing things?
7eca45 No.9718
>>9716Better than the 3 hours sleep I got tonight. So it was pretty nice! Thanks for asking.
ba1e2d No.9719
File: 1419357207403.jpg (36.48 KB, 275x178, 275:178, ss (2014-05-26 at 02.41.27….jpg)
>>9717well
sometimes i might get sidetracked and start thinking about something completely different and then i feel like i have to start over again
or then i just masturbate to the thought of my friend doing something silly
works too
d1c11b No.9720
>>9719You jack off to the thought of your friends?
Lewd~
ba1e2d No.9721
File: 1419357480834.png (23.81 KB, 253x268, 253:268, ss (2014-10-21 at 02.39.45….png)
>>9720s-so
own fault for them being so hot
d1c11b No.9722
>>9721True that. I bet they act slutty when drunk too.
Shame on them.
ba1e2d No.9723
File: 1419357685547.png (17.98 KB, 236x183, 236:183, ss (2014-10-21 at 02.20.12….png)
>>9722i know i do! i get all huggy and kissy when drunk
i only have two friends tho
d1c11b No.9724
>>9723So cute. I just get really chatty and really crazy, I think.
I can't drink as much anymore though, sucks.
>No more weird insults>No more lewd hangovers 4e79c8 No.9725
>>9724>lewd hangoversExplain
ba1e2d No.9726
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>>9724i literally get drunk from one drink, hormones weaken my tolerance so much its not even funny
i get really really chatty and huggy and all that
also i get all clumsy and be stupid silly stuff but i never caused any problems tho im very nice when im drunk
90ea68 No.9727
>tfw no good drinking buddies
>tfw don't go out drinking often because it usually takes a lot for me to get drunk and I end up spending way too much
7eca45 No.9728
>>9727Just make other people pay for your drinks!
4e79c8 No.9729
>>9727Wow you must have a high alcohol tolerance. That's pretty impressive! I drink a red solo cup of tequila and I'm wasted!
d1c11b No.9730
>>9725I get like…. really lewd when I'm hungover. Hard to explain. Probably the delirium, the need for hugs, and being pent up because drunk.
>>9726Awww, poor thing. I drink like… lots.
Yesterday the doctor told me 'to cut down drinking', so I went mental for one day.
3 double baileys, double rum and coke and 3 pints of lager.
>>9727Awww, you could just stay in and drink.
Supermarket booze is much cheaper.
ba1e2d No.9731
File: 1419358447063.png (18.92 KB, 374x287, 374:287, ss (2014-09-19 at 07.04.46….png)
>>9727i dont like drinking outside im very scared and paranoid but if im inside at my or friends place i can feel safe and get drunk freely
i dont even like drinking i just do it when someone else wants to drink and i join in cause its only fun in good company
>>9728few years back when i still had more friends and i went to bar with them they always forced me with free drinks cause i was so easy to get drunk and they thought i was fun and cute when drunk so they kept doing it
ba1e2d No.9732
>>9730oooh thats not good
too much anything is very bad for you!!
4e79c8 No.9733
>>9730That's interesting. Is it a common side effect of hangovers? I just normally feel nauseous.
>>9732Even too much vidya?!
d1c11b No.9734
>>9732I know, but 'Excess in Moderation' is fun.
I never do anything in half measures, plus I fall into that trap where I don't wanna stop drinking.
>Oh, just one more drink.>Shit, time to >>9733Oh yeah, I feel nauseous too. My thinking being if I fap a lot, it'll stave off the worst. Like a shit form of painkiller.
90ea68 No.9735
>>9728But that only works a few times :_;
>>9729I guess I do, although I don't like beer and a lot of other drinks. Often I try stuff and it just tastes too icky for me :c
I can nail shots like a madman though, when i'm in the right mood~
>>9730>>9731Hm yeah drinking inside is cheaper and easier I guess, but I think the appeal of doing it outside is bumping into people and witnessing funny things. I went drinking with my brother in laws and some other guys once, and later in the night some other guys sat at our table and we all had mad banter and sung songs together. Fun was had.
7eca45 No.9736
>>9735Why would that only work a few times?
90ea68 No.9737
>>9736Well you can't keep asking people to buy you drinks. Maybe if it's only a few drinks then fine, but if you're going out for the whole night and you wont be back until very late, you'll probably have to get some of your own drinks
d1c11b No.9738
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>>9735Damn, I want that.
Craziness is usually rare for my nights out,
plus I often drink alone.
Mine is usually tame, usually talk about technology, food, politics and weird shit.
7eca45 No.9739
>>9737That's still cheaper than getting all your drinks on your own!
90ea68 No.9740
>>9738Why not do both? Have fun interesting conversations and also party and be crazy.
>tfw nobody ever wants to drunken playfight 90ea68 No.9741
>>9739Well yeah it is a bit cheaper but you can't always rely on other people to buy you drinks, and usually if someone buys you a drink you have to buy them a drink at some point too. Learn to drinking etiquette you silly kraut
ba1e2d No.9742
>>9733maybe
>>9734aww you need to be careful :/ as long as drinking doesnt affect your life in a negative way its not a big problem
>>9735strangers scare me.. being at home is nice i can just take my clothes off if i feel like it and pass out wherever!
and well finnish culture is mostly that strangers dont even talk to each other so its really weird to go to bars and its rare to actually talking to strangers
everyone comes as group of their own friends and yeah you know
7eca45 No.9743
>>9741Dress up as a girl, problem solved.
d1c11b No.9744
>>9740Because sitting down is so calming and I only get jumped up when everyone else is.
Oh, and did you post in /trap/ once?
>>9742Already got acid reflux with my shitty lifestyle. Had a on and off cough for a year due to my gullet being fucked.
4e79c8 No.9745
>>9740>tfw>>9742I can't accept that!
90ea68 No.9746
>>9742>>9742Well, strangers can be scary but they can also be nice and funny.
Why not go with a bunch of friends then? Plus the people in your group might bump into other people they know, and eventually there'll be a great big fun group of people. The more the merrier!
>>9743But we're talking about going out to the pubs with the lads. Faggotry like that would just get you laughed at.
>Because sitting down is so calming and I only get jumped up when everyone else is.Sitting down in a noisy busy place is calming? Silly.
>Oh, and did you post in /trap/ once?Hm? What makes you ask that?
>mfw at a pub and keep hearing random "weeeeeey"s all over>mfw british pub chanting d1c11b No.9747
>>9746Quiet town, quiet pub, don't really jump into nightclubs… and err… don't really go out with friends. Usually if I fancy a drink, I just dive in alone.
Oh, reason being is because I was someone post as Nonon looking for qts to play vidyagames with. Then I looked for porn.
4e79c8 No.9748
>>9746>weeeeeey>tfw you'll never go to a British pubIt sounds like a ton of fun
7eca45 No.9749
>>9746But they wouldn't laugh at you, they would laugh about themselves because they want to engage in sexual acts with you dressed up as a girl.
ba1e2d No.9750
File: 1419359463876.png (10.22 KB, 218x195, 218:195, ss (2014-10-05 at 11.46.15….png)
>>9744well then
take care
>>9745well yes it can be! my ex gf was mad at me cause i played so much league of legends!! sometimes i get really lonely when my bf just plays archage all day and ignores me so i knwo how bad it feels now ;_;
>>9746>out with bunch of friendsi literally have two friends and they both live in different cities than i live in..
also i just moved a while ago so i dont know anyone from this city either so yeah..!
d1c11b No.9751
>>9750I will. Gonna take the new year to heal myself, tend to my wounds, live a cleaner lifestyle.
Shame really, always thought I was invincible. ;-;
ba1e2d No.9752
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>>9751>>9751good
its important to take care of your body its the only one you have!
d1c11b No.9753
File: 1419359811246.png (108.62 KB, 500x387, 500:387, tumblr_mv1ljxHrp11rscov0o1….png)
>>9752Not unless I get myself up with a few transplants here and there.
Oh, btw, I got huge ugly toebruise too due to drinking. To my shock it's gonna take 6 months to a year to grow out. Bottle of lambrini fell on it. ;-;
>no cute feet anymore. 90ea68 No.9754
>>9747>quiet town>quiet pubOh fuck right off. There's like a 2:1 pub:person ratio in the UK. There's gotta be somewhere decent to drink around you.
>is because I was someone post as NononYou were someone else? You damn demonic spirits, don't you have anything better to do than possess Nonon posters?
>>9748Maybe one day! Hopefully there'll still be decent pubs in the future. Cheap pubs where everyone drinks loads and things get broken are a lot more fun than lame "classy" bars and shit for hipsters and homos.
>>9749But they wouldn't want to do that! People aren't as gay as you think, sillyhead.
How about you do the dressing up, and then you give the free drinks to me?
>>9750Oh please, it can't be that hard to meet new people in a city. Do you work or go to college or something? Maybe you could try having hobbies and going to classes and stuff. Maybe you could just meet people from the internet and stuff. Cities are full of stuff.
I live in a little town so its much harder for me, sadly.
7eca45 No.9755
>>9754People are gayer than you think! Or maybe just here. And no, I would like to enjoy my free orange juice for myself!
d1c11b No.9756
>>9754They are decent! I like quiet places!
And for some reason I typed 'saw' instead of 'was'.
Forgive my retardation.
38b5f5 No.9757
I eat some dinner and suddenly everyone's here.
So lonely
90ea68 No.9759
>>9755>People are gayer than you think! Maybe in sissy white boi land, aka Germany.
But people wont be buying you orange juice. They'll want to get you drunk so they can fuck your butt.
>>9756Quiet places are lame though…
ba1e2d No.9760
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>>9753my knee was scrapped open once cause i was drunk
dsee this dark and edgy picture i still have a huge scar i think its pretty!
>>9754y-yes it is.. im basically neet and like i dont really mind i have two good friends i dont need more really like local friends would be nice but ehh its basically impossible to find people who i actually like
i always meet with people from the internet that how i made my friends but its just that some people just dont like me at all or that i dont like them that much and we just stop talking to eachother eventually
7eca45 No.9761
>>9759But they would be able to do that without getting me drunk! Otherwise it would be rape!
4e79c8 No.9762
>>9750>archeage Your BF has good tastes! But yeah, I can see what you mean.
d1c11b No.9764
>>9759Ok, then take me somewhere totally not lame.
And then I'll admit I was wrong. ;-;
>>9761You're totally tempting a roofieing though with the dress and stuff.
That or a lot of cheeky spanks.
AND ALL THE BULLY.
>>9760Cute. Dem scabs though.
I can't help but to pick mine, so unbecoming.
7eca45 No.9765
>>9763You're supposed to say what you ate, dummy.
38b5f5 No.9766
>>9765Potatoes chicken fillet and broccoli.
ba1e2d No.9767
File: 1419360432089.jpg (Spoiler Image, 27.96 KB, 301x208, 301:208, ss (2014-08-23 at 03.04.57….jpg)
>>9762it looks like a really fun game but im not really that much interested in mmorpgs anymore
he has his own house and farm and everything its cute
best part in the beginning was before he had his own plot he put up illegal chicken farms in the forest and went around trying to find other peoples trees and animals and stole them >:3
>>9764it happened in the summer so its like already healed up tho just that i have a visible scar there now forever!
7eca45 No.9768
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>>9764What's roofieing? And I wouldn't mind some cheeky spanks and some bullying.
90ea68 No.9769
>>9760How long ago did you do that? It looks like it was pretty paiunful.
Hm, well maybe try getting friends that you don't feel compelled to do stuff with all the time, but you can still ocassionally be like "hey lets go out together" and you'll have fun? Also, didn't you say you have a boyfriend anyway? Can't you go out with him?
>>9761But some people think drunken cute boys are even cuter, and sometimes lewder too!
>>9764Okay m8
on the weekend, me and you… heading to spoons alright? then we'll hit the clubs
7eca45 No.9770
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>>9766That sounds pretty delicious!
>>9769But what if that boy is already the lewdest and can't possible be lewder, even when drunk?
4e79c8 No.9771
>>9767I spent
$150 on that game for the Archeum founder's pack back when it was still in beta. Totally worth it!
90ea68 No.9772
>>9768>What's roofieing?It's when you put rohypnol in someones drink, with the intent of raping them or whatever. I think it makes you pass out or something
>>9770Well drinking will raise the lewd limit for him!
d1c11b No.9773
>>9769Oh good lord, what did I sign up to?
I guess I would be free, since I gotta do a lot of travelling on that day. ._.'
I'll bring the glucose tablets and B vitamins for the morning after.
>>9768Roofies, drugs in your drink because some guys are fucking shit at both flirting and living.
>>9767What did you do to get that scar?
38b5f5 No.9774
>>9770It was pretty good yes.
Thanks for showing interest.
7eca45 No.9775
>>9772But where's the fun in raping a person that's passed out? No resistance, no screams, etc. That's pretty boring! I wouldn't like getting raped like that.
But the lewd limit is already at the limit!
d1c11b No.9776
>>9769Btw, love Spoons for the food.
>>9766*drool*
Please say there was gravy.
ba1e2d No.9777
>>9769idk i am actively always talking to people online like if i see someone is from finland i usually try and friend them and all and try to arrange to meet up if they seem nice
p sure i come off very desperate or something and the average finn mentality is shy as fuck so they feel uncomfortable talking to me cause im so honest and straightforward about everything ;_;
also yeah i live together with my bf he is my friend but usually he is busy at work and comes home tired and all that :x its holiday now so were taking drugs together and chatting even right now and doing stuff on our own computers and were gonna play 3ds all day tomorrow
also i dont like even going outside
i enjoy being inside all day
if i want to do some activities i want to do them inside its so much nicer also its fucking cold outside rip me
>>9773i was going to pee and i was jumping to the trees to hide and i managed to step past and then i fell down into a big hole
i spent the next week limping around cause i couldnt walk normally lol
4e79c8 No.9778
>>9774That gif is cute as fug!
38b5f5 No.9779
>>9776There was but I don't use that.
>>9778Then save it.
d1c11b No.9780
>>9777Poor thing, I had a similiar experience a few years ago. Huge storm, potholes were covered by puddles back in my college, foot got bent and I had to crawl away.
Thought 'If I limp to MacDonalds, then a Big Mac would make everything better', ankle swelled 3 times because of my idiocy. I shoulda complained about the pothole though, but they tarmacked it up now.
God, I still think comfort eating helps with bad scrapes.
90ea68 No.9781
>>9775The fun is in them being limp and the fact that you can go as hard as you want, I guess?
>But the lewd limit is already at the limit!Wrong. I will raise your lewd limit and you can raise your butt upon my cock :^)
>>9776Really? I've heard the food at 'spoons is mostly shit these days. Although I quite like the burgers there.
>>9777>so they feel uncomfortable talking to me cause im so honest and straightforward about everything ;_;Frankly, a lot of people who say that just mean "I'm rude and don't think about how the things I say might hurt people."
But well, make sure to be extra nice and also read "How to Win Friends and Influence People"! In fact, EVERYONE should read it.
Don't you get bored of being in the same place all day everyday though? There's such a low randomness factor if you're just at home; whereas if you're out fun random things can happen.
d1c11b No.9783
>>9781It's the gourmet hot dogs that I dig.
That and the shit curry, I know it's shit, but it's easy on the tongue. Simple, like.
A place I really like to eat is called the Hungry Horse, ever been there?
4e79c8 No.9784
Are you listening to anything at the moment, ssft?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlhwPXpfSocGood 'ol Neil Young ;;
>>9779Done
ba1e2d No.9785
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>>9780hehee yeah it hurt like fuck afterwards like the next morning
i was like wayyy too drunk to even notice that i was hurting when it actually happened lol
>>9781nahh i consider myself good at making friends just that i dont find people interesting enough to actually try and make a close friend enough for me
and if like if someone gets uncomfortable from the way i do things im not ever going to get a good friend out of them cause thats my personality and theyre going to have to like it too if i want them to be my friend
i dont get bored at home its nice being a housewife
i have anxity issues when outside so home is very safe and i enjoy my time here
>>9782hhiii what is it? :3
7eca45 No.9786
>>9781What if that person already likes it to go as hard as possible? Everything you can do drunk you can also do when you're not drunk!
d1c11b No.9787
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>>9779Gruuuu~
Obsessed with food right now.
Please help me. I ain't even hungry.
12ae6b No.9788
>>9785C..can i be your friend
d1c11b No.9789
>>9785Poor thing. Same reason why I got this stupid bruise.
Love how booze can deal with the cold too. The places I slept in drunk…
ba1e2d No.9791
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>>9788sure i guess!
>>9781also like i have bunch of internet friends but like i am just talking about real life friends now
>>9789ooh yeah i never really drink so much that i do dangerous things that knee thing was one time thing
i drink very little and i still get drunk so im good at staying in control and often i manage a night with only two long drinks or something eheh
90ea68 No.9793
>>9783Never had a curry there before. There's an place near me which has a special offer thing every tuesday: you get a starter, a curry, and rice or naan, all for £10. Usually I go with friends and half of us get rice and the other half get naans, then we share. Goddamn I love indian food!
>Hungry HorseI think one opened in a town nearby earlier this year, but I haven't been there yet. Is it any good? My family were thinking of going there for a meal.
>>9785> i dont find people interesting enoughWell usually uninteresting people think such things! Besides, it can take time for people to get really really interesting anyway. But that doesn't always matter because sometimes you can still have great conversations with people that you have nothing in common with.
>i have anxity issues when outside so home is very safe and i enjoy my time herSeems like everyone has those these days. Big deal.
>>9786But what if they go so hard that it hurts you? Would you still want that if you were awake?
7eca45 No.9794
>>9793Yes, since I'm a masochist.
ba1e2d No.9795
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>>9793>Seems like everyone has those these days. Big deal.so what? its still something that happens and is problem for those who have it
dont try and downplay it
and like im mostly comfortable with my situation anyway i dont see any reason to try and change anything
i already have friends i love and want to talk to them if i had too many friends i couldnt even be that nice to them all
d1c11b No.9796
>>9790I just did! I'm thinking about ordering the world's hottest chili to try.
>>9793The Carvery.
Good lord the carvery, the size of the plates. THE CAKE. THE SUNDAES! MY LORD THE SIZE OF THE SERVINGS! They have really nice items on, you should check it out, especially for a Sunday Roast. The ham has this sort of salty/sweet quality that goes well with red cabbage that I'll think you'll like.
>>9791I maintain control, sorta, and I do get into accidents like knocking things over. Clumsy shit like that. What is your favourite drink?
d1c11b No.9798
>>9797IS that… booze?
It really doesn't look like it.
I like Fosters and Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum, however I have been drinking Bailey's recently because it's close to xmas.
a08c64 No.9799
>>9798Long drinks are like 4,7% alcohol. Same as beer and cider
ba1e2d No.9800
>>9798not booze
see
>>9799 d1c11b No.9801
>When you eat an unreasonably spicy Trinidad Moruga Scorpion pepper, on the other hand, numbness doesn't cut it. Your body steps up its defense mechanisms by instantaneously inflating liquid-filled balloons of sorts inside your oral cavity. "You would typically get blistering in your mouth and your throat as you were swallowing," Bosland said. By putting these high-heat-capacity cushions (blisters) under the top layer of your skin, your body is attempting to absorb heat entering through that layer. "The body is sensing a burn, and it's sacrificing the top layer of cells to say, 'OK, they're going to die now to prevent letting the heat get farther into the body.'"That's fucking metal. I'm so gonna eat this. Said to be as spicy as a shot of miltary grade pepper spray.
>>9800>>9799Oooh, that's nice. Like alcopop. Hope it tastes nice.
ba1e2d No.9802
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>>9801yee its very nice it tastes great
i ate a jalapeno earlier this week! i couldnt swallow it but i completely chewed it up and i was coughing and in tears and everything it was great
im going to eat a habanero next time
a08c64 No.9803
>>9801They taste like soda. Too sweet for my taste. Also holy fuck that pepper sounds too hot
ba1e2d No.9804
>>9803i want to learn to eat all the hot chili and then when i have enough xp i can eat that and not even sweat a bit
d1c11b No.9805
>>9802I like spicy stuff. I like to think it sorta purges your insides. Plus the pain is pretty good in the sense that you sorta feel high afterwards.
>>9803>Based on a 1980 study that calculated the lethal dosage of capsaicin, Bosland estimates that 2.7 pounds (1.2 kilograms) of the peppers would cause enough stomach and intestinal tissue inflammation to kill a 150-pound (68-kg) person.Nigger, that ain't hot, that's poisonous.
ba1e2d No.9806
>>9805yesss i know that feeling is great
im a massive masochist anyway so its even more awesome
a08c64 No.9807
>>9804good luck baka
>>9805well thats true. i'll just stick to my naga morich things. damn that stuff is good
d1c11b No.9808
>>9806Sorta the same when it comes to culinary delights.
I wonder if people do chili lube for sexual cruelty?
a08c64 No.9809
>>9808>eat chili with fingers>proceed to lick other peoples genitals ba1e2d No.9810
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>>9808>chili luberip
one time i had chopped habanero into food and then i touched myself afterwards and forgot to wash my hands in between
i was on fire
ba1e2d No.9811
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i think im gonna lie down for a while
tramadol is taking a toll on me everything is spinning so much
d1c11b No.9812
>>9807Hottest chili I tried is the Scotch Bonnet.
Cut them up and put them in my ramen because that shit is always boring.
>>9809>>9810Pic related
>>9811nini. Fucking love tramadol.
Gives me the best feeling of 'No fucks given'
ba1e2d No.9813
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>>9812tramadol is great it removes gender dysphoria and i can look into the mirror and go all "HEY I DONT LOOK THAT BAD AFTER ALL"
d1c11b No.9814
>>9813Removes my anxiety.
Makes me sleepy.
Helps me get on with things.
Shame I can't get it.
a08c64 No.9815
>>9814Come here and I'll get you some
ba1e2d No.9816
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>>9814just try and find someone who sells it
its quite easy to get stuff from deeppuwebbu vendors too i assume i never used them myself before tho
d1c11b No.9817
>>9815Ugh, let me get my bike and stuff…
>>9816Nah, I'm like…
If I can't get it, I won't bother.
Lazy like that.
ba1e2d No.9818
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>>9817o
o well
its good to be careful with opiates its a slippery slope <:
38b5f5 No.9819
>>9818Weren't you going to lie down
ba1e2d No.9820
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>>9819actually im feeling quite hyper i go lie down and i have the thread open and when i see a new post i get up and read it and go back to the bed lmao
a08c64 No.9821
>>9817Good. I'll get the biscuits and the tea and the coffee ready and wait for you
d1c11b No.9822
>>9818I guess, I could never be careful with anything.
>>9820Aww, now I'm totes gonna get my dressing gown and get fucking comfy.
>>9821>Biscuits and teaOh god I love you.
I like my tea weak actually.
90ea68 No.9823
>shitters have arrived
Well fuck, time to go watch something.
What should I read next anyway? I want something decent, but something that's easy to read in short bursts. I mostly just read at work and during my commute.
a08c64 No.9824
>>9822>I like my tea weak actually.Uhh Idunno what you really mean by that.
ba1e2d No.9825
>>9824niiku ettei hauduta sitä teet siel juomas kauaa et se on vaa hennon makusta :3
>>9823want manga recommendations? any genres you might like?
d1c11b No.9826
>>9823I've got a few recommendations.
>Karl Pilkington's Moaning of Life>Don't tell my mum I work in a oil rig, (she thinks I'm a piano player in a whore house) by Paul Carter d1c11b No.9827
>>9824Like… lots of milk, lots of sugar, not brewed for long.
ba1e2d No.9828
>>9827how is lots of sugar weak tho? :o
i thought it meant like just the not brewed for long part so it tastes more like water
i actually make my tea like that i just put the bag in and dip it around for maybe max 20sec and then take it out and its ready
90ea68 No.9829
>>9825>mangaNo thank you, i'm just reading on my Kindle so stuff like manga and comics don't really work well on it at all.
>>9826Eh I dunno, I like Karl Pilkington but i'm not sure if I wanna read a book by him.
I'm not really in a comedy/factual mood anyway. Just read a self-help book so now I want some fiction I guess.
>>9828>how is lots of sugar weak tho? :oBecause it makes it sweeter and easier on the tongue. Black tea with no sugar that's been brewed for a while can be pretty strong
ba1e2d No.9830
>>9829well umm i read a lot of contemporary books
my fav book is "Among Other Things, I've Taken Up Smoking" by Aoibheann Sweeney
(it hardly has anything to do with smoking btw lol)
38b5f5 No.9831
>uninstalling GPU drivers
>Screen becomes 800x600
d1c11b No.9832
Have some lewd
>>9829No idea, I got a few self help books myself. Narcopolis could be one. I love my non-fiction.
>>9828What thingy said.
90ea68 No.9833
>>9830Recommend some more, maybe i'll find something I like!
>>9832>No idea, I got a few self help books myself. Read "How to Win Friends and Influence People" already! Millionaires and even billionaires have read it, so it's definitely worth reading.
>that imageMe on the right
d1c11b No.9834
>>9833Hmm… I'll check it out.
More into trying to deal with anxiety and sleep problems.
God help us all if I actually be able to influence people
ba1e2d No.9835
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>>9833Girl, Interrupted - Kaysen, Susanna
Lessons from a Dead Girl - Knowles, Jo
Running with Scissors - Burroughs, Augusten
The Bell Jar - Plath, Sylvia
By the Time You Read This, I'll Be Dead - Peters, Julie Anne
these are my favorite ones i have read maybe 20 books or so
90ea68 No.9836
>>9834It's short and it's got a lot of handy tips and advice in. Pretty sure it's considered one of the best self-help books ever written, and really everyone could learn from it.
I might start reading Consider Phlebas, but a sci-fi book might have loadsa shit I need to remember and keep track of in it :_;
d1c11b No.9837
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>>9836I'll get my hands on it then. I like short things to pick up.
Could do with improving myself to better help my fellow humans. That and butts.
1fc21d No.9838
I've made the most perfect eggs in a basket today. I'm so happy!
d1c11b No.9839
>>9838Congrats, did you take a picture?
1fc21d No.9840
>>9839What?! What kind of crazy person does something weird like that?!
I did actually. d1c11b No.9841
>>9840Show us! Take pride in your work!
I need to make my bacon curry and take a pic of that, to show you lot what it looks like.
>It doesn't look nice. a08c64 No.9842
>tfw replaying Metal Gear Rising
Holy fuck all the fun. Especially Mistral fight because dem looks and sound. Too bad she's like the easiest boss in the game
38b5f5 No.9843
>>9842>>9842Played too much of it on Ps3 now I regret buying it on PC.
1fc21d No.9861
>>9841Nah, I can't do that.
I hope your curry goes well though.
c226b8 No.10154
>TF2 now has a gamemode with grappling hooks
Why