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b1a026 No.9846
Wow I'm in the OP!
a066f7 No.9847
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>>9846Everyone gets their time to shine~
Why aren't you voting for them c9e8a6 No.9848
penis
5593fb No.9849
>>9843I'm havin lots of fun. Just relearned parrying and now gon git gud
>>9846Woo~
>>9848Gay alert!
389a7b No.9850
I want to play CSGO with someone and relax ;;
>>9849Just keep blocking.
b1a026 No.9851
>>9847Voting who for what?
5593fb No.9852
>>9850I am blocking! It's ezy. I just need to git gud and get my ranks higher
a066f7 No.9853
>>9851I'm just asking the Germanons
b1a026 No.9854
>>9853Why did you reply to me with it then? I'm not German.
a066f7 No.9855
>>9854It was meant ask just another thing, that's why I put a space between them.
b1a026 No.9856
>>9855Yeah I realized that after I posted. My bad.
c9e8a6 No.9857
>>9849I'm not gay.
>>9850Go play csgo then lel
>>9853>Germanons>puralnigga theres only 1 german person in here.
389a7b No.9858
>>9857Got no one to play withhhhhh. I wish Noun was here
389a7b No.9860
>>985975% of my list is full of long time friends or people I knew IRL.
5593fb No.9862
>>9860Man ya know you wanna get carried by me
c9e8a6 No.9863
>>9860Your point?
>>9862why havent we played again lel.
5593fb No.9864
>>9863Because I haven't played CS at all in over a week!
389a7b No.9865
>>9863You said no friends even though I have people.
c9e8a6 No.9866
>>9864Neither have I, but it's still fun playing with other fgts.
>>9865but no one to play csgo with!
19c4dc No.9868
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389a7b No.9869
>>9868
>Those clothes in that weatherIt's like she wants to get sick and avoid her duties.
19c4dc No.9870
>>9869I'm sure the fire is keeping her warm! She is very stronk
389a7b No.9871
>>9870Doesn't seem like it in that image.
No muscles at all.
She just want to avoid her duties because she's a coward
19c4dc No.9872
>>9871>being mean to revyUnacceptable!
389a7b No.9873
>>9872Whatcha gonna do about it.
ff9c9f No.9874
19c4dc No.9875
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>>9873I'll beat you up, kiddo.
389a7b No.9876
>>98751 v 1 me in csgo then scrublord.
19c4dc No.9877
>>9876I'd obviously rek you. In time, of course. We all know i'm better than you at everything!
389a7b No.9878
>>9877
>In timeIt's okay that you gotta practice. There's no shame in that.
I'd totally rek you 6d04fc No.9879
>>9874God I love hentai dialogue.
19c4dc No.9880
>>9878Just you wait, you slut! I'll show you how a real man plays vidya!
ff9c9f No.9881
>>9879this speaks to me on spiritual levels
389a7b No.9882
>>9880Why are you referring to yourself when you talk about a real man?
But fine, when that day comes show me big boy.
19c4dc No.9883
>>9882Because I am the best at everything, of course!
389a7b No.9884
>>9883Like I said whenever you hit me up to play games again we'll see.
ccb48d No.9885
>>9883That means you're the best bottom sissy, too!
6d04fc No.9886
>>9881Such is the lewd life. I need to collect more funny hentai stuff.
19c4dc No.9887
>>9884A-Alright
>>9885No i'm the best top, sissy slut! I'll have you begging for more once I've finished with you!
389a7b No.9889
>>9888Good orc and bad elf comics are my favorites.
>>9887
>StutteringSlut~
6d04fc No.9890
>>9888Should I post the full set? and I don't know to post multiple images. Furthermore, how is my fave nana doing?
ff9c9f No.9891
>>9890idk
horny
ive seen the original comic but if you have extra pictures post them
b13263 No.9892
>>9890max is five and just click the plus sign at the bottom of the quick reply
389a7b No.9893
>>9891Why is everyone here always horny.
Better question is why aren't I?
ff9c9f No.9894
>>9893maybe you're broken
6d04fc No.9895
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>>9891I've got more lewd if that counts for something. You should just fap.
>That's an order. 19c4dc No.9896
>>9891>futa>>9893>not being a pure, sophisticated, well-reserved young man:^)
389a7b No.9897
>>9896I am a pure semi young man.
I can't seem to get in the mood anymore. So I don't even bother.
ff9c9f No.9898
>>9895nah can't orgasm
i took tramadol earlier, remember?
>>9896my headcanon is every futa pic i save is actually a transgirl
19c4dc No.9899
>>9897Why not? Not even a little?
389a7b No.9900
>>9899Nope nothing, haven't done it in what. 5 days?
a066f7 No.9901
>>9900See a doctor,
no really 19c4dc No.9903
>>9900Oh, I'm sorry to hear that ;;
ff9c9f No.9904
>>9900if it doesn't bother you don't worry about it
389a7b No.9905
>>9903Don't be. I don't really care.
6d04fc No.9906
>>9898Aw yeah, so sorry.
Well, it'll wear off soon enough.
Such a shame though, I'm sorta like… I wanna play games but too tired for them.
6d04fc No.9907
>>9902Join us~
We will soon fix that.
19c4dc No.9908
>>9905You sure about that?
ff9c9f No.9909
>>9906i dont mind
i like the tingles i get on my lower back when im horny sometimes i just sit around and read doujins all day and then dont even bother to masturbate cause its more fun to just cockblock myself
389a7b No.9910
>>9908Lol why? You want to change it or something?
19c4dc No.9911
>>9909>cockblocking yourselfOh gosh, that must be painful. I can go about 8 days without masturbation until I explode!
>>9910Depends
389a7b No.9912
19c4dc No.9913
>>9912It depends on if you want me to, of course~
ff9c9f No.9914
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>>9911idk
sexuality changed so much after being on hormones its so much better now
i take pleasure in being aroused instead of climax now
climax is also more amazing than ever tho :>
6d04fc No.9915
>>9909So basically you're edging. Cool.
I get really antsy when horny.
And sorry, don't have much lewd saved.
Whatchu wanna talk about?
389a7b No.9916
>>9913>>9913If it doesn't work It'd be pretty fucking weird.
ff9c9f No.9917
>>9915doesnt edging involve masturbating and just stopping before orgasm
im not doing that tho
were talking about lewd now
6d04fc No.9918
>>9917Lewd is always good.
I guess cockblocking is the right word for it then.
Lewdest thing you ever done?
19c4dc No.9919
>>9914So you're saying hormones make your climaxes more euphoric? That's interesting~
>>9916Have faith, looks like you need a relapse!
389a7b No.9920
>>9919Contact me when you find a method.
c9e8a6 No.9922
tfw been a horny bastard all week
19c4dc No.9923
>>9922Gee, I wonder why! :3
6d04fc No.9924
>>9922We're all horny bastards.
It hurts us. ;-;
ccb48d No.9925
>>9922>tfw just want to play video games all week ff9c9f No.9927
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>>9918idk passing out from orgasm when i was being choked?
sucked dick in a closet at a party :v
random hookup sex with strangers
random hookup sex with strangers and drugs
>>9919kinda yeah they change the whole sexuality and arousal and everything
female orgasms and all that stuff 5/5 would recommend
19c4dc No.9928
>>9927Cool, I oughta try it sometime! Sounds like a pleasant experience.
6d04fc No.9929
>>9926Oh, ok, apart from you.
>>9927Oh wow, that's some intense shit.
Quite hot too. i don't have much of a history, sex with friend in hotel, tried to go as long as possible. And err… fapping on cam. ._.'
5593fb No.9931
>>9927Don't forget almost cumming in your pants in front of like 10 people just from getting your ass grabbed roughly at that same party!
389a7b No.9932
>>9930Gardevoir isn't furry.
c11ed8 No.9933
>>9932Then it's bestiality. Same thing.
c9e8a6 No.9934
>>9924Yup, horny bastards and faggots.
>>9925We need to play something cutie.
>>9927>random hookup sex with strangers and drugsThats 1 out of 4 Ive done, I'm on my way!
>kinda yeah they change the whole sexuality and arousal and everythinganother reason to do HRT, when should I start lel.
389a7b No.9935
>>9933It's not a beast pokemon neither.
ff9c9f No.9936
>>9929also camming yeah
dildo stuff pick related
oh yeah also back when i was still a guy one time i spent 24 hours in bed with my gf and we had sex like 10 times that day
>>9931was it when you were choking me with the belt around my neck
>>9934chances are your sex drive is going to drop like fuck if you start hormones it seems to be quite rare to keep your sex drive as same, or in my case it went up like wtf
f6f411 No.9937
Why are nords such beta sissy bois?
c11ed8 No.9938
>>9935Then under what category do Pokemon fall?
c9e8a6 No.9940
>>9936So your sex drive dropped or ? lel
Also who haven't cammed lewd for others hnng.
f6f411 No.9941
Do Baxel and Nana actually know eachother or is it just a joke because they live in the same country?
389a7b No.9943
>>9941He drank alcohol from her back by using her as a table. 5593fb No.9944
>>9935Pokeyman is beastiality :3
>>9937>implying>>9936that time when you were drunk as fuck at that party and you had like a dry orgasm or some shit. later we went back to my place and we both passed out
6d04fc No.9945
>>9934All which celebrate the wonders of vidya, buttstuff and drama.
>>9936My lord! Too lewd for my blood.
>>9937*shrug* What else are you gonna do in your bedroom?
c9e8a6 No.9946
>>9937We aint, take example in me, I'm a big manly nordic viking!
389a7b No.9947
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>>9942This has no scales at all.
>>9944It's not a beast!
c11ed8 No.9948
>>9939No, if Pokemon were real, then it would be furry or bestiality. And nothing else.
ff9c9f No.9949
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>>9940no it went up the roof
i wasnt really that sexual at all but after hormones i felt like i could more freely be sexual and now im horny all the time
>>9941baxel is my irl friend
>>9944yeeee
i have lots lewd things i did cant even remember it all
>>9945kek
i think im gonna go touch my bf and pass out
bye /ssft/
389a7b No.9950
>>9948Fine jeez. I don't care. I wouldn't do a pokemon anyway.
6d04fc No.9951
>>9947>>9947You /d/eviant, you like to fuck humanoids of other species. Or technically could be a monstergirl, which is sorta furry; I dunno.
Mind you, can't argue, soon as we take to the skies I'm diving into space, cock first.
19c4dc No.9952
>>9947Then it's monstergirl!
389a7b No.9953
>>9951I would never fuck my Pokemon if they were real.
>>9952DOes it matter?
c9e8a6 No.9954
>>9949Then why would you say mine would drop?
c11ed8 No.9955
>>9950But I would, ayy lmao.
6d04fc No.9956
>>9952Yeah.
Pocket Monster.
Literally a portable monstergirl to fuck.
ff9c9f No.9957
>>9954cause usually it drops when someone starts to take hormones
either way
gn yall
b13263 No.9958
>>9953no but your pokemon would fuck you
5593fb No.9959
>>9954any hormones can do anything to your sex drive. they fug with your body big time
>>9957g'night
f6f411 No.9960
>tfw no gropy
c9e8a6 No.9961
>>9959Exactly why I wouldnt do it, I feel like I have a weak body but I want to be cute instead of being uncute like I am now.
>>9960but Im right here.
389a7b No.9962
>>9955Woooow
>Ruining that special bond.I'd just pick the most bro tier of them.
>>9958No way, I don't have lewd pokemons
6d04fc No.9963
>>9953I'd argue otherwise but that'll mean I'll have to search pokemon r34 and then I'll feel uncomfortable downloading that shit and ugh…
you win this round.
>>9960Nigga, u blind.
>>9957Goodnight, precious.
19c4dc No.9964
>>9960>tfwGood thing i'm flying him down to florida
not chicago! He will be my christmas present!
389a7b No.9965
>>9963Pokemons should be used for bro tier adventures.
ccb48d No.9966
>>9964>Implying I'd let him go to the literal worst state in America c11ed8 No.9967
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>>9962Special bond? It would be even more special afterwards!
5593fb No.9968
>>9961side effects are just determined by luck. any change in hormone production can be a big deal and i cant be arsed going thru em
>>9965or as cock warmers
389a7b No.9969
>>9968>>9967STOP SEXUALIZING MY POKEMONS
6d04fc No.9970
>>9965That or cool pets.
But then you'd have every mother fucker on your ass.
>HEY WANNA FITE BRO?!>U LOSE, GIMME MONEY>>9969Yes.
Sexualise the pokeyman.
6235ad No.9972
>>9960its ok, he dont like me either
389a7b No.9973
>>9970
>Not just flying over them with your luchador bro Hawlucha>>9971NO GO SEXUALIZE MONSTER HUNTER INSTEAD
c11ed8 No.9974
>>9973But Monster Hunter is already sexualizing itself with armors like the Kirin armor.
6d04fc No.9975
Gonna learn First Aid on the 7th.
Finally I can find out how to do CPR and silly shit.
>>9973Fucking… better hold on tight.
Plus, wouldn't you need to buy a HM?
They probably cost a shitload.
e78dfd No.9976
>in the op
>still unpopular
I guess it's fate or something.
Anyway, what's everyone doing?
389a7b No.9977
>>9975Just fuck the Neighbor's daughter and she'll give you a free disc.
>>9974I meant the monsters you dingus.
c11ed8 No.9978
>>9977No, dragons are not hot or sexy.
6235ad No.9979
>>9976nothing at all!
>>9978>:( e78dfd No.9980
>>9978
>never tried fapping to dragons 389a7b No.9981
>>9978Then do a Jaggia.
Also
>implying people wouldn't stick their dick in Basarios'/Gravios' rock pussy 21e14d No.9982
>>9976Digging dirt in a videogame
6d04fc No.9983
>>9977Shiieet, and they're reusable too.
It's amazing how many problems can be solved with fucking.
c11ed8 No.9984
>>9980I did, but only when it's a dragon + woman, but not dragon + dragon or stuff like that.
>>9979Well, at least they're sexy for you!
>>9981No, just no.
5593fb No.9985
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>9976Playin MGR. Fun stuff
389a7b No.9986
>>9984
>posts fire fox girlFURRY
Froakie is better anyway.
6235ad No.9987
>>9984Everyone needs some love
e78dfd No.9989
c11ed8 No.9990
>>9986But that's just the best starter!
>>9987That's true!
c11ed8 No.9991
>>9989Only if you fap to gore first.
6235ad No.9992
>>9990>>9991No gore ever!
e78dfd No.9993
>>9991That's not the same. And why should you tell me what to do, I don't even think I know you, at least on steam.
c11ed8 No.9994
>>9992Why not?
>>9993How is that not the same? Both are a fetish. And I could very well say the same.
6235ad No.9995
>>9994cause only pleasure and maybe some spanking
a066f7 No.9996
test
e78dfd No.9997
>>9994Well I suppose that's right, but I won't do it because it's not one of mine. I'll fap to almost everything else though. If you don't know me, why don't you add me so we can get to know eachother?
19c4dc No.9998
>>9997You'll even fap to scat?
a066f7 No.9999
QUADS GET
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a066f7 No.10000
>>9999And I'll claim the 10k post as well~
ccb48d No.10001
>>9999>babby's first quad 19c4dc No.10002
test
19c4dc No.10003
c11ed8 No.10005
>>9995But if a dragon spanks you… that most hurt a lot!
>>9997Judging from these threads I don't want to know you.
6235ad No.10006
>>10005you can pull your blows or loads XD
389a7b No.10007
>>10001Tfw had quints on /v/ once
>>9990FROAKIE
e78dfd No.10008
>>9998I said almost. Which means no, to both that and piss. And inflation, and gore.
>>10005You still don't know me in person. Don't judge a book by it's cover goes for people too.
b13263 No.10009
>>9999>>10000such a greedy asshole
c11ed8 No.10010
>>10007Froakie is the worst starter in X & Y though.
a066f7 No.10011
>>10009Now I have something to tell my dad I've accomplished, eat it loser!!!!
19c4dc No.10012
>>10008>inflationNever heard of that one
6235ad No.10013
>>10008He a cool guy bro, you dont know what your missing
e78dfd No.10014
>>10012You don't want to.
>>10010Didn't pokemon get mediocre after black and white? I never played after those because I heard they did.
6235ad No.10015
>>10012It goes with stretching and bodies being put into shapes like tables or chairs sometimes. Someone I like is into it.
c9e8a6 No.10016
>>9968Yeah, and I'm not taking that big of a risk to ruin my lyfe4ever. I rather just say disgustingly uncute.
>>10015>Psoting wtihout flagPeople do this?
b13263 No.10017
>>10011I wish I had an accomplishment as grand as that
389a7b No.10018
>>10010No way, that ability of Greninja where it changes the type depending on the move he uses is the best.
>>10013>>10015Stop posting my main Psychic type.
a066f7 No.10019
c11ed8 No.10020
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>>10014Pokemon X was my first Pokemon ever after Gold/Silver/Crystal. It was pretty fun. Looks of new stuff for someone like me who never played the previous games.
6235ad No.10021
>>10016Didn't notice that. Don't care, shouldn't matter.
c11ed8 No.10022
>>10018I only care about the cuteness of a Pokemon, not about their strength.
19c4dc No.10023
e78dfd No.10024
>>10020Holy shit what? I don't know exactly what it added but I think the more…important advances came in gens 3 and 4. 5 improved on those slightly in my opinion. I also heard that in x and y they were a lot easier.
>>10022
>only cares about cutenessWhy the fuck haven't you played gen 4 yet? that's basically all the pokemon it added.
389a7b No.10025
>>10022Please tell me you won't use this fucker.
6235ad No.10026
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>>10023Dont bother me. Only thing that would is if someone got off to gore, more specifically 3d real gore. Just not right.
c11ed8 No.10027
>>10025But that one doesn't looks cute at all!
e78dfd No.10028
>>10027Good. It's shit anyway.
f6f411 No.10029
>>9964>not flying me down>>9961>but Im right here.Not in my bed tho
c11ed8 No.10030
>>10028Who cares if it's shit when it would be cute?
6235ad No.10032
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f6f411 No.10033
>>10031But I want to fug Gropy too. It's bad enough not being the first, but I wont be the third!
e78dfd No.10034
>>10030Because that's looking at something's outside and not bothering with what could be a good inside, kinda like what I said about myself. I'm probably getting annoying with this but it seems to fit you well.
"don't judge a book by it's cover"
6235ad No.10035
>>10033Have you ever talked to him?
c11ed8 No.10036
>>10034It's a video game. The Pokemon games are easy as hell, so why not make it harder by only using cute Pokemon that are shit?
e78dfd No.10037
>>10036Miss-understood my point completely.
389a7b No.10038
>>10030Shitty stats
Has good speed and swift swim though.
c9e8a6 No.10039
Well, so far the first 15 mins have been shit, but entertaining.
c9e8a6 No.10040
>>10039first 15mins of christmas day*
6235ad No.10041
>>10039at least you have people who desire your attention
c11ed8 No.10042
>>10038But I don't care about stats. I always use the cutest armor, cutest pokemon, etc. and just ignore the numbers. Regardless of what game I'm playing.
c9e8a6 No.10043
>>10041I do? I'm talking in 2 different chats. Nothing much.
f6f411 No.10044
>>10035Yes, why?
>>10039Christmas Day is on the 25th of December. How silly can one Gropy-baka be?
6235ad No.10045
>>10044Then you've accomplished more than me!
e78dfd No.10046
>>10042You're looking at the surface. You can do so much more with looking deeper into things, i don't mean with just games. I'm not trying to get you to be my friend, you just seem very shallow.
f6f411 No.10047
>>10046But isn't it shallow to just think "okay these pokemon have the best stats and movesets so i'll use them"? Isn't it better to just use the ones you like, and get good with them?
c9e8a6 No.10048
>>10044Its on the 24, you baka! I just want to sleep it away, but meh got family coming oevr.
>>10045LOL
5593fb No.10049
>>1004824th is christmas eve!
bc5024 No.10050
>>10041That's not the kind of attention you should want.
>>10046What are you even on about?
f6f411 No.10051
>>10048No Gropy you massive sillyhead. 24th is Christmas Eve, 25th is Christmas.
e78dfd No.10052
>>10047What I'm saying is that you should base it on a combination of looks and stats. At least with pokemon.
>>10050Just saying they seem like a very shallow person who prefers to look at something once and not deal with it again, even if it's good.
6235ad No.10053
>>10050I am not a smart or sane person
c11ed8 No.10054
>>10046But I'm just talking about video games here, not real life. In real life it's personality > looks, but only if you're not fat or have good hygiene. Because that's disgusting.
>>10047This.
389a7b No.10055
>>10042No literally. THere's bad, and then there's Luvdisc you won't win anything by using it.
e78dfd No.10056
>>10054That's still pretty shallow. They could be a very intelligent and fun person, but you wouldn't like them because they're fat or gross.
f6f411 No.10057
>>10052The only thing I tend to consider is their type and whether I like them or not. I'm not dumb enough to use only one type of Pokemon.
>>10054I'm 16st and bathe weekly. Is that good enough for you? :-;
6235ad No.10058
>>10047electric and fighting types user here. always been my favorite types!
bc5024 No.10059
>>10052I think you're thinking too much into things here.
>>10053Now is anyone?
c9e8a6 No.10060
>>10049Wut, but you give gifts and stuff on the 24th tho.
>>10051whatever, the food and stuff is on the 24th, so its the one that matters.
>>10050>That's not the kind of attention you should want.what do you mean? It's normal to desire someone elses attention
c11ed8 No.10061
>>10056I don't care how fun or intelligent a person is when I have to vomit looking at them because they're too lazy to wash themselves or lose some weight. There are enough fun and smart people that are not disgusting.
>>10057But hopefully you shower daily… right? Or at least every second day?
5593fb No.10063
>>10060All the good stuff is on 24th which is christmas eve!
e78dfd No.10064
>>10059Ok.
>>10061Obviously, this isn't working. I might as well stop now before shit hits the fan. Sorry to bother everyone.
6235ad No.10065
>>10064You never bother me :p
bc5024 No.10066
>>10060>the kind of attentionOf course it's normal, but how you require it and why people give you attention is different.
>>10062I suppose so.
c11ed8 No.10067
>>10064So you like sitting besides people who smell like shit? Or have greasy hair with so much oil that you could cook 5 meals with it?
e78dfd No.10068
>>10067I said I was going to stop, it'd be nice if you did too.
f6f411 No.10069
>>10060>food and stuff is on the 24thBut…. why? I guess in some cases it makes sense, like i've heard of people that have family that work on Christmas day, so instead they do Christmas stuff on Christmas Eve but… why do you do it on the 24th? It's sacrilege…
>>10061I chuck a bucket of water over myself once a day to get the muck and bugs off, but thats all
6235ad No.10070
>>10067>>10068come on guys. Be a decent person and dont smell bad bla bla its fine. NO fight or bully plz
c11ed8 No.10071
>>10069Just a bucket of water won't be enough to get pesky bugs off!
f6f411 No.10072
>>10071I put a cup of bleach in it; if I wipe it off fast it doesnt sting too much
c9e8a6 No.10073
>>10066True, but I and maybe you don't know how he desires attention so we woudlnt know. Unless you do.
>>10069>why do you do it on the 24th? It's sacrilege…tradition, can't help it.
389a7b No.10074
Just beat Mega Satan for the first time.
What a silly fight.
>>10047Gardevoir is best.
Calm mind for SP attack + def up
Thunderbolt
Grass Knot
Psychic.
19c4dc No.10075
>>10072Now that's how you do it
c11ed8 No.10076
>>10072I can give you a golden shower if you want!
f6f411 No.10077
>>10073But doing stuff on the 24th is not tradition at all!
>>10074I like Gardevoir too~
>>10075We should wash eachother sometime
>>10076But wouldn't having gold dropped on your head hurt? :c
b13263 No.10078
>>10076that's gross, you're gross, you gross
389a7b No.10079
>>10077No you creep, I like it because of the moveset you can give it.
Gallade is cool too I guess.
c11ed8 No.10080
>>10077Did Scrooge McDuck ever hurt himself while showering with his gold? No. So it doesn't hurts!
>>10078I don't know what you're talking about.
b13263 No.10081
>>10080grossy mcgross gross!
19c4dc No.10082
>>10077>We should wash eachother sometimeI'm up for that!
389a7b No.10083
>>10080
>ScroogeWhy did you have to remind me.
f6f411 No.10084
>>10079>liking pokemons because of movesetsVirginity I choose you :^)
>>10080True but i'm not a duck sadly…
>>10082Okay but it better be a deep clean because i'm pretty dirty
6235ad No.10085
>>10082N-no only I get to wash Noun :(
389a7b No.10086
>>10084EPIC :))))
It's called common sense and tactics.
f6f411 No.10087
c11ed8 No.10088
>>10083I wanted to use his German name first, but I thought nobody would know what I mean, so I had to google his English one. Sorry.
>>10084But I can cook your like a fuck.
c11ed8 No.10089
>>10088Whelp, I meant cook you like a duck.
389a7b No.10090
>>10087Stop being mean.
>>10088I was talking about the comic you dingus.
c9e8a6 No.10091
>>10077>But doing stuff on the 24th is not tradition at all!In my country it is silly! Theres difference in the world!
>>10084>>liking pokemons because of movesets
>Virginity I choose you :^)Stats > look
Its just how it is.
bc5024 No.10092
>>10073I guess that's fair. He might want the same kind of attention. Can't say it's favorable though.
b13263 No.10093
>>10089>>10088gross and a slut!
c11ed8 No.10094
>>10090Don't call me a dingus…
389a7b No.10096
c9e8a6 No.10097
>>10092>He might want the same kind of attentionsame as what?
I'm lost.
c11ed8 No.10098
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>>10096Bullying is not nice.
f6f411 No.10099
>>10088>>10089I think i'd prefer it if you cook me like a fuck, it sounds…. unique.
>>10091>In my country it is silly! Theres difference in the world!Yes, and the difference is that some countries are too stupid to understand that the reason you do Christmas stuff on the 25th is because the 25th is Christmas day.
>Stats > lookFor fags maybe
>>10094You're a dingo
bc5024 No.10100
>>10095Any? Fabricated attention based solely on lust and desire?
>>10097Oh don't worry about it!
c11ed8 No.10101
>>10099Luckily I'm a master at cooking, so somehow I could do that. And not you too…
6235ad No.10102
>>10100I'd prefer it to none but I really just want to be liked for being me.
f6f411 No.10103
>>10101>And not you too…Not me too what?
Also why are you so lewd?
b13263 No.10104
>>10101cook me something good you gross slut
c11ed8 No.10105
>>10103You also called me a dingus!
And I'm not lewd.
f6f411 No.10106
>>10105You are VERY lewd, and I called you a dingo
19c4dc No.10107
>>10085videogames are fun
f6f411 No.10108
>tfw no vanser to sit on your face
>tfw no vanser to make you suffocate on his farts
c11ed8 No.10109
>>10106Oh, I thought dingus and dingo are the same thing.
6235ad No.10110
>>10108I like that first part but not the second part
bc5024 No.10112
>>10102Really? In my view, I'd rather have no attention if my only choice were people who only solely wanted to be around me for lust or desire!
Not like I would really have a problem with that, but still.
c9e8a6 No.10113
>>10102But then the question remains, who are you?
6235ad No.10115
>>10112I can't be alone for long
>>10113Just some fag
c9e8a6 No.10116
>>10114That doesn't help my case fgt
>>10115We all are, your point?
19c4dc No.10117
>>10116Eyy look at dis lil whyte boy rite here mayne! sissie lil whyte boy : ^ )
389a7b No.10118
>>10114You call everyone cute!
19c4dc No.10120
>>10118I only call people who deserve it "cute".
6d04fc No.10121
I return, from playing State of Decay.
Hate how survivors fucking off themselves and need hand holding. Pussies.
Oh,and there is a program on more4 right now. A documentary on 'The World's Biggest Penis'
c9e8a6 No.10122
>>10117What are you on about
>>10118don't state the obivous.
>>10119Yes, youll always have yourself so you're not alone.
6235ad No.10123
>>10119being alone is hell
6235ad No.10124
>>10116I don't really like to post with names
6d04fc No.10125
>>10123True, I've witnessed someone's descent to madness due to loneliness.
Isolation makes people develop weird quirks.
6235ad No.10126
>>10125solitary confinement is one of the worst things you can do to a person. We are social creatures. We create voices or personalities in ourselves just to cope.
389a7b No.10127
>>10120Guess you have low standards then :P
19c4dc No.10128
>>10127I'll show you low standards!
bc5024 No.10129
>>10122That's not what I meant.
>>10123Depends on the person. Some can stand it longer than others.
389a7b No.10130
>>10128Show me right now on skype.
I'm getting in bed anyway.
6235ad No.10131
>>10129I can't last a single day
bc5024 No.10132
>>10128You're right, having Revy as a waifu is pretty low standards. You sure showed us!
>>10131Damn shame. Sometimes I prefer being alone for a good length of time.
f6f411 No.10133
>tfw constantly betrayed
I'm not sure if this is a sign from the gods for me to become edgier or purer.
6235ad No.10134
>>10133I'd never betray anyone. Ever.
c11ed8 No.10135
>>10133That's clearly a sign to become purer!
21e14d No.10136
>>10128I'll show you high standards!
6235ad No.10137
>>10127Im not low standards..
19c4dc No.10139
>>10132>making fun of another man's waifuNot cool man, not cool!
c9e8a6 No.10140
>>10133That means you chose the wrong people!
I got betrayed a bunch of times, its not fun. Especially when it's people you see everyday haha.
f6f411 No.10141
>>10134Famous last words, those.
>>10135Is it though? Because it could just mean that I can't be happy with friendship so maybe I need to forget about it and harden my heart, but then it could also mean I need to approach friendship and other such matters in a different way.
I think my very soul is far greater than any in here but… it needs refinement. Quite difficult though, hm hm
6d04fc No.10142
>>10126True that, it's built in our very essence to communicate, to rely on one another. Eating with people! Best thing to do, very human thing to do.
>>10133That's why ignorance is bliss, if you don't know you were betrayed, you'd go on with your life.
Plus, Gropey is Whore God, just thinking what sort of pantheon /ssft/ would have.
bc5024 No.10143
>>10133Guess there's only one choice.
>>10139I could make fun of you all day. How you take it is all dependent on you.
6235ad No.10144
>>10141I haven't yet. Id rather be hurt than hurt.
f6f411 No.10145
>>10142>That's why ignorance is bliss, if you don't know you were betrayed, you'd go on with your life.But usually I know if i've been betrayed you silly goose.
19c4dc No.10146
>>10143You can make fun of me just not my revy or my gattsu!
6235ad No.10147
>>10146revy and gattsu are both pretty good to me
6d04fc No.10148
>>10145Oh yeah… err… well whoever is betraying you is doing a bad job of it.
c11ed8 No.10149
>>10141But you can be happy with friendships! Don't let other friendships become sour just because one asshole betrayed you.
f6f411 No.10150
>>10143But there's more than one choice. I suppose there's maybe a third option too.
>>10148Oh silly Scanner, you're looking at it completely wrong.
>>10149Hm, but it's more than just that. I still don't think i'm very good at this whole friendship business. I can't really ever have them last long without something going wrong.
Plus, i've been thinking and I really need a life goal. Having no cause is quiet painful on the soul, sadly…
c9e8a6 No.10151
>>10142>Plus, Gropey is Whore God, just thinking what sort of pantheon /ssft/ would have.How is that relevant, fk. And I'm not a whore, the few times I do lewd I do it because I want to.
abd53e No.10152
>go shopping
>takes thirty minutes to get in and buy what I want
>try to leave
>takes an hour and a half to get out of the parking lot
I actually left my car to go get a soda, it was moving so slow
some jackwagon rammed into a car and caused an accident to try to get out, why are people so retarded?
b13263 No.10153
>>10152people panic when they're stuck
c11ed8 No.10155
>>10150Why do you think you're not good at the whole friendship business? You can't be friends with everyone and you shouldn't change just because some people don't like how you are. Except if you're a asshole, then you should change some things about you! People come and go, you will always meet new people that will replace the old ones.
But isn't figuring out your life goal a life goal in itself? Not many people figure it out!
bc5024 No.10156
>>10141>>10146Just gives me more of a reason to make fun of them. Fortunately for you I do actually like Berserk. As much as I could make fun of Guts, I won't.
>>10141>I think my very soul is far greater than any in herePlease. If anything, no one in this mess is greater than anyone else.
>>10150There's always only one choice! Only one true choice!
>>10152I always hate it when accidents slow everything down.
389a7b No.10157
6d04fc No.10158
>>10151Whenever am I relevant? I'm sorry, I'm just making dishonest jest.
… I mean, I would like to be God of Whores. Relevant because thinking like 'God of Edgey', 'God of Pure (ha)', that sort of thing.
>>10150Welp, at least I've got a 100% guarantee in something!
19c4dc No.10159
>>10156I think you have great tastes!
>>10157>cowardDidn't I tell you when i'm ready?
389a7b No.10160
>>10159Eh, I took that as right now.
My bad lol
f6f411 No.10161
>>10155Well I tend to get a lot of people to hate me, a lot of people to just not care about me, and after a while I put the people who like me off and they hate me too. Friendships don't tend to have a long life.
> You can't be friends with everyone and you shouldn't change just because some people don't like how you are. Except if you're a asshole, then you should change some things about you! Exactly, maybe there are some things about myself that I need to change. I'm certainly not perfect, that's for sure.
>you will always meet new people that will replace the old ones. For me that can take a long time.
>But isn't figuring out your life goal a life goal in itself? Not many people figure it out!True true, but I want to figure it out! It's all just so confusing though. I'm very indecisive, and I feel like my opinions are mixed on so many things. It's hard to explain what I truly mean though, unfortunately.
>>10156Now now, I said my SOUL is greater.
I don't know what that one true choice is. Become edgier and purer?
c11ed8 No.10162
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>>10161Any things in mind that you want to change about yourself? And nobody's perfect, that's just normal. Maybe except me.
A long time is still better than never! True friendship doesn't just comes over the night. It takes a good while.
How about making your first life goal making yourself not very indecisive anymore? You can have a lot of life goals that you can just work towards. My life goal is pretty much just having fun in life, I don't care if I won't accomplish anything in my life. At least I can say I had a fun life then. So I can die without any regrets.
bc5024 No.10163
>>10159Likewise, I don't see many people who like Ergo Proxy or IHNMAMS.
Too bad I think you're a terrible person!
>>10161Not even, Steven.
It's
suicide. 19c4dc No.10164
>>10163I loved Ergo Proxy mainly for vincent law an pino :)
bc5024 No.10165
>>10164Did you listen to the dub at all? I didn't for too long, but I did because I noticed Liam O'Brien was his voice actor. I think he did a fine job for Vincent, despite the fact I watched it mostly in subtitles.
f6f411 No.10166
>>10163Well now, i'm not sure if I should be offended by the rudeness of that suggestion or the fact that it's an awful one.
>>10162>Any things in mind that you want to change about yourself?Hm, i'm not sure. Maybe relaxing more? Not as in laying in bed, but like… peace to the inner soul and all that shit. Sadly I don't think i'll have the time and place for meditation, but there must be something I can do.
>True friendship doesn't just comes over the night. It takes a good while. Unfortunately I can't usually get it to last enough to reach that point.
>How about making your first life goal making yourself not very indecisive anymore?Perhaps, but then maybe i'm not indecisive on a lot of things, it's just I haven't found the right answer, hm.
> My life goal is pretty much just having fun in lifeI'm not very good at having fun and being happy so I need other goals.
a066f7 No.10167
f6f411 No.10168
19c4dc No.10169
>>10165Y-Yeah, I watched the dub mainly for Liam O'Brien's work as Law. Shit was amazing. Not a bad dub all together, either!
19c4dc No.10170
>steam down
fuck my life. how am I supposed to live now?!
bc5024 No.10172
>>10166It's the only option I'll ever have in such situation!
>>10169Can't say it was either, but I still went ahead and just watched in subtitles. I thought Pino's voice was cuter in Japanese.
19c4dc No.10173
6d04fc No.10174
God dammit, always when I want to impart some important information, Steam closes.
I hope he doesn't off himself or get killed by dropbears as Steam is kill.
c11ed8 No.10175
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>>10166You don't have to do meditation or that kind of stuff. I was a pretty angry and pessimistic person once but I changed in the recent years. Why and how? I don't really know. Nowadays I don't really care anymore. I think I'm at peach with myself now. Only doing stuff I like and not caring about what other people think of me. That itself is pretty relaxing.
One day you will find true friendship and I think it's way harder over the internet. I got 2 true friends that I both know for 14 years now, but on the internet I pretty much always lose them. Still have contact with some people I met on the internet for 8 years but not much. At least I hope I can keep the friends that I made on the internet recently long enough!
There's never a right answer in life. Maybe to a math question or something like that. Just use the answer you like the most, maybe it's the wrong one for other people but the right one for you? Who knows.
Then make your life goal that you're gonna have fun in life and be happy! And some other life goals too if you want to. But don't set too many that you can't keep!
19c4dc No.10176
>>10174We're back in business!
c9e8a6 No.10177
This should sum up the thread right now.
19c4dc No.10179
>>10177Hello fellow thick skin!
c9e8a6 No.10180
>>10178Do you want to discuss random stuff no one cares about :^)?
>>10179thick skin? What do you mean?
bc5024 No.10182
>>10180He's just being an idiot.
>>10181 c9e8a6 No.10183
>>10181Nothing, I was just trying to be a bully.
>>10182Who is?
c9e8a6 No.10185
bc5024 No.10187
>>10183Noun.
>>10184Don't give me that look!
19c4dc No.10188
>>10187Can someone as perfect as me be an idiot? I think not! Hmph~!
bc5024 No.10189
>>10188You said I could make fun of you, so now I will.
bc5024 No.10192
>>10190Sticks and stones, huh?
19c4dc No.10193
>>10192may break my bones but chains and whips excite me~!
bc5024 No.10194
>>10191Or that face!
>>10193Gross.
bc5024 No.10197
>>10195>>10196One of you is a tremendous cunt.
19c4dc No.10198
>>10197I hope that is me ;3
c9e8a6 No.10199
bc5024 No.10200
>>10198Normally, but right now it's Steam.
>>10199I can be worse.
19c4dc No.10201
>>10200I'm quite perceptive!
c9e8a6 No.10202
>>10200Why would you want to be that?
19c4dc No.10204
>>10202I agree, being rude is rude!
c9e8a6 No.10205
>>10203>being rude is fun>>10204Only rude people are rude.
19c4dc No.10206
>>10205If only we could effectively eliminate all the rude people from this world!
bc5024 No.10207
>>10205It is, until people tell you it's annoying and start to dislike you. Then it's no fun.
19c4dc No.10208
dead?
ccb48d No.10209
What's everyone up to tonight? I just watched It's a Wonderful Life with my family. James Stewart is awesome and the movie lifted my spirits a bit.
19c4dc No.10210
>>10209Arrow season 3 and talking to people
3076b2 No.10211
>>10209Chatting with people and trying to make new friends~
…no luck so far through
ccb48d No.10212
>>10210Sounds like fun!
>>10211I will talk to you!
590c63 No.10213
>tfw I only just noticed after hours of waiting that this thread was here
590c63 No.10216
>>10214>>10215Bullies detected.
c11ed8 No.10217
>>10216I only bully with love!
590c63 No.10218
>>10217Oh, then it's ok then.
19c4dc No.10219
>>10216I bully because you're silly! Now check yourself before I peel you!
19c4dc No.10222
>>10221Then i'll just have to peel ya!
bc5024 No.10223
>>10213There there, it's okay!
c11ed8 No.10224
>>10221I want to catch her in my arms!
590c63 No.10225
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>>10221You'll have to catch me first.
>>10223BUT I HAD THAT TAB OPEN FOR HOURS WAITING FOR REPLIES
>>10224I do too. She a qt.
c11ed8 No.10226
>>10225So just like you then?
bc5024 No.10227
>>10225I'm sorry. It's my fault.
590c63 No.10228
>>10226No, like you.
>>10227How? I just didn't see this thread is all.
c11ed8 No.10229
>>10228No, I said it first! You can't just steal my pick-up lines!
bc5024 No.10230
>>10228I saw your reply and thought "Maybe I should tell him…" but I decided against it.
590c63 No.10231
>>10229I steal what I want, just like you stole my heart bitch nigga.
>>10230LITERALLY WORSE THAN A MILLION HITLERS.
bc5024 No.10232
>>10231Well I did assume you were smarter than the average banana but…otherwise I'm sorry!
c11ed8 No.10233
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>>10231I will make sure that I'm never gonna lose it!
590c63 No.10234
>>10232I am the cleverest banana there is, but bananas are still not terribly clever. They are tasty though.
>>10233And make sure to not drop it.
c11ed8 No.10235
>>10234I will try not to, but I'm rather clumsy!
590c63 No.10236
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>>10235If you drop it I'll be kill and haunt you 5ever.
bc5024 No.10237
>>10234Tastiness can't get you everywhere.
c11ed8 No.10238
>>10236But that means you would forever be with me, so that would be something positive!
590c63 No.10239
>>10237That's why I also have good luck.
>>10238But it would be bad because the haunting would be the mad kind because you dropped muh heart and made me kill
c11ed8 No.10240
>>10239But that sounds interesting! Now I would drop it just so I could see how you would try to spook me.
bc5024 No.10241
>>10239Bananas need more than just good luck!
590c63 No.10242
>>10240wow, mega rude. You no longer have my heart.
>>10241That's when I use the unrivaled power of stupidity!
c11ed8 No.10243
>>10242I'm sorry! I would keep your heart treasured near mine!
590c63 No.10245
>>10243It's 2late.
>>10244You underestimate just how powerful stupidity can really be. How can your enemies know what you're going to do when you don't even know what you're gonna do?
c11ed8 No.10246
>>10245Time to commit Sudoku I guess…
bc5024 No.10247
>>10245Not so sure that's stupidity there.
590c63 No.10248
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>>10246>>>10247I'm just rambling about nothing really, I'm barely even reading what I type.
c11ed8 No.10249
>>10248Will you at least come to my funeral?
bc5024 No.10250
>>10248Are you dead?
>>10249I'll come if there's food!
590c63 No.10251
>>10249Yes.
to fug the corpse 590c63 No.10252
>>10250I don't think I am. Things still hurt, so I think I'm still alive.
c11ed8 No.10253
>>10250Sure!
>>10251I'm dead anyways, so why would it matter? Go ahead.
bc5024 No.10254
>>10252Even the dead can feel pain!
>>10253I hope it's good food! And not your food tastes!
c11ed8 No.10255
>>10254Lots of spicy food! Still figuring out which song they should play on my funeral.
Maybe this since this is a song about my whole life:
http://youtu.be/hpsbj0OoeNo 590c63 No.10256
>>10253If you say so.
>>10254If the dead can feel pain, does that mean they can also feel a dick in their butt?
c11ed8 No.10257
>>10256You can also take it home with you if you want!
bc5024 No.10258
>>10255But why?! It's not like you can eat it!
Please, people already have to mourn for you. Don't make them want to commit suicide.
>>10256Ummmm….maybe?!
c11ed8 No.10259
>>10258Because I want people to suffer at my funeral! I pretty much make every food I cook really spicy, even when it's normally not spicy. And nobody would mourn, they would be happy.
590c63 No.10260
>>10257Corpses aren't very fun to fug because rigor mortis, so just the one time would be fine.
>>10258Just wondering for reasons that have nothing to do with the current conversation I'm having.
c11ed8 No.10261
>>10260You could just taxidermize it!
bc5024 No.10262
>>10259I'll sure as hell be happy if that's what you do!
>>10260You're a sick, sick person.
c11ed8 No.10263
>>10262You would be happy even without the spicy food!
590c63 No.10264
>>10261Doesn't taxidermy make shit even stiffer?>>10262
I could always fug you instead.
c11ed8 No.10265
>>10264I guess… well, it was a nice time with you. ;_;
bc5024 No.10266
>>10263I would be more happy with sweet food!
>>10264At least take me out to dinner first!
c11ed8 No.10267
>>10266Sweet food is boring.
590c63 No.10268
>>10265rip nice times.
>>10266>showing such a courtesy to someone who was like "nah, I won't link him to the current thread"Yo butt is mine, nigga.
>>10267>sweet>boringWe can never truly be friends.
c11ed8 No.10269
>>10268They were short but nice!
And sweet food is fine, but I get easily sick if I eat too much of it!
bc5024 No.10270
>>10267So is your funeral. Might as well pair them both up!
>>10268At least get me tipsy! I need something out of this!
590c63 No.10271
>>10269>being a lightweight when it comes to sweetsYou really aren't helping your case, you know.
>>10270Uh. It'll feel really good? Probably.
c11ed8 No.10272
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>>10270The funeral would be boring because only you and Banana are invited!
>>10271B-but it's also bad for my teeth! But I could bake you a lot of sweet cakes and cookies and feed you with them.
bc5024 No.10273
>>10271It's like you aren't trying to even convince me to let you rape me or something!
>>10272>only you and Banana are invited…Oh gosh…
c11ed8 No.10274
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>>10273Only for now! Of course there would be a lot of other people…
590c63 No.10275
>>10272It's called "brushing your teeth". But being baked stuff would be awesome. So do that pls.
>>10273It's not rape if I can convince you to let me do it, you baka.
bc5024 No.10276
>>10274Oh good! I'm safe then! I was worried there for a second!
>>10275Good luck with that!
c11ed8 No.10277
>>10275I brush my teeth twice daily! And never forget it because I like my strawberry toothpaste too much. Will do!
>>10276Depends on if the other people actually come.
590c63 No.10278
>>10276Thanks.
>>10277Good! Clean teeth are qt. And I await your various baked goods.
bc5024 No.10279
>>10277At least bake sweets for your funeral! I want a slightly good memory there!
>>10278…Wait. I shouldn't be wishing you luck on this.
c11ed8 No.10280
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>>10278There's nothing more important than good hygiene! Except food. Or video games. Or anime.
>>10279But I can't bake when I'm dead!
590c63 No.10281
>>10279Too late. The rape is happening. Prepare yourself.
>>10280Speaking of hygiene: /ssft/, shill me shampoo products. I'm almost out of what I'm using now and wanna try something else.
164a7a No.10282
>tfw couldn't protect him from the cultist menace
bc5024 No.10283
>>10280Bake in preparation!
>>10281I read that in Ike's voice.
>>10282Oh no!
c11ed8 No.10284
>>10281I use the L'Oreal Kids Very Berry Strawberry shampoo. It doesn't even hurts if you get it into your eyes!
bc5024 No.10285
>>10281I use Head and Shoulders for men because I get dandruff sadly. ;_;
>>10284>L'Oreal KidsAnd come on! How hard is it not to get soap in your eyes these days?!
590c63 No.10286
>>10282Which cult?
>>10283Do you wan sum fug in his voice too?
>>10284I haven't L'Oreal in quite a long while.
>>10285I've actually been using that, but my dandruff has more or less gone away by now.
c11ed8 No.10288
>>10285What's wrong with using shampoo for kids? Are you jealous that you don't smell like strawberries?
590c63 No.10289
>>10287How horrifying.
>>10288You like strawberries a lot, huh?
c11ed8 No.10290
>>10289Who doesn't? But I also like cherries and
bananas. b13263 No.10291
>>10289I'll protect you from them don't worry, although I need your body for that
>>10290>putting anything dick shaped into your mouth it's like you want to catch the gays
bc5024 No.10292
>>10286No, it's just because in one of his taunts he says "Prepare yourself."
Mine hasn't gone away, and I might need to buy something stronger even! Or I might need to scrub harder.
>>10288M-maybe a little bit…
c11ed8 No.10293
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>>10292Never too late to change your shampoo!
590c63 No.10294
>>10290Oh really? Do tell.
>>10291I'm a strong independent shitposter who don't need no protecting.
>>10292Ah, I see.
And good luck with that dandruff. Try scrubbing it in a little harder.
ccb48d No.10295
If you and someone else liked each other but would have to be in a long distance relationship, what would you do? Go for it, or just suffer and choose to wait for something closer?
c11ed8 No.10296
>>10294I would especially like your banana in my mouth.
>>10295Depends on how long we are talking about. If it's "just" 6-7 hours away I wouldn't mind it, but more than that? Eh. It's pretty to easy here in Europe to go to another country with the train, don't know about America.
b13263 No.10297
>>10294nopes
>>10295ldr sucks no matter how you slice it unless you are willing to spend lots of time and money it'll fall apart.
but if you're fine traveling to them and them to you, it's o.k
590c63 No.10298
>>10295I'd go for it, what's the worst that could happen?
>>10296What a coincidence, my banana would like to be there too.
>>10297STRONG
AND
INDEPENDENT
bc5024 No.10299
>>10293I kind of need anti-dandruff shampoo though…
>>10294Teach me how to scrub well!
>>10295Depends on the distance.
c11ed8 No.10300
>>10298I just have to be careful that I won't bite on it!
ccb48d No.10302
>>102961 day by car, 2 hours by airplane, nearly a day by train.
>>10298Well I really want something in person. I need that physical aspect. Not even sex, just being able to do simple things like going for a walk.
>>10299Nearly other side of country, again.
I also don't make much money anymore because I cut my work hours down to focus on school more…
21e14d No.10303
>>10295I say take a chance with it but what would I know
590c63 No.10304
>>10299I dunno how to teach you. I taught myself after feeling how that one chick at the haircut place I go to shampooed my hair. I just kinda mimicked that.
>>10300I trust you to be careful with that. If not, it's going in your booty instead.
>>10301TRUE FACTS
>>10302Which is totally understandable. The physical part isn't nearly as important to me personally because autistic shut-in reasons.
c11ed8 No.10305
>>10302That sounds like a lot of work… I don't think I would be able to commit to a relationship like that. Maybe because I don't have that much money. But if I had a job it would be even harder to have time for a relationship like that.
c11ed8 No.10306
>>10304That would be fine with me!
b13263 No.10307
>>10304COME HERE AND SUCK MY DICK THEN SAY THAT NERDLORD!
590c63 No.10308
>>10306Glad to know you're ok with that, because I was gonna do it whether you wanted or not.
>>10307Who you calling a nerdlord, faglord?
ccb48d No.10309
>>10304Yeah, I guess if I was okay sitting inside and doing stuff. Only reason I spend at much time at home as I do is because I have a hard time making friends, and don't really have anyone to go outside with.
>>10305Yeah, that's true. Some nights he'd have to spend without me, and when I go back to classes, he'd spend entire days without me.
bc5024 No.10310
>>10302Other side of the country huh? Really not sure about that one man. That's kind of pushy in my book.
>>10304Tell me where you get a haircut at!
b13263 No.10311
>>10308whos' you calling a faglord, you slutlord
c11ed8 No.10312
>>10308Yay!
>>10309If both us you are okay with that then I would say go for it. Maybe it will work out so well that you're gonna move in together in the future? Who knows.
c11ed8 No.10313
>>10312*If both of you
I'm so tired that I can't write properly anymore.
ccb48d No.10314
>>10312He's stuck where he is for at least 2 and a half years. So moving in together isn't an option.
>>10310I tried it before, it was more manageable because she was able to move in with me, I was making more money, and yeah we were just both in a place where we could do what we want. I was also more okay with the limitations of distance then, but it was during that relationship I began to grow tired of it.
I guess it's DOA because of distance. Fuck. I'd eat this guy up if he lived next door.
590c63 No.10315
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>>10309Understandable.
>>10310Just some local haircut salon. It's like a half hour walk from here.
>>10311Who you calling a slutlord, you turbodorklord?
>>10312> b13263 No.10316
>>10315that's it I'm going to rape your lips with my cock
c11ed8 No.10317
>>10315N-no nudes from me!
c11ed8 No.10319
>>10318What am I gonna get in return?
590c63 No.10321
>>10319My banana in yo butt.
>>10320Wow, mega gay.
b13263 No.10322
>>10321it's not gay because you're a girl you homolord
c11ed8 No.10323
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>>10321Maybe I can afford a plane ticket to America if I sell my nudes. Good idea!
590c63 No.10324
>>10322>girlThat's even more gay. I bet you kiss girls, faggot.
>>10323You're welcome!
b13263 No.10325
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>>10324I'd kiss you, fagmo
bc5024 No.10326
>>10314You say across country, but how many states way exactly? All the way to the opposite coast?
>>10315Give me an address please!
590c63 No.10327
>>10325gaaaaaaaaaaay.
>>10326Visit northeast florida and from there I'll give you more specific directions.
ccb48d No.10328
>>10326On the east side of the 3rd state from me.
bc5024 No.10329
>>10327>FloridaNever mind.
>>10328This sounds confusing…
a066f7 No.10330
>>10327
>asking someone to visit that barren sepia-toned hellhole called Floridatbh I'd rather glass myself
590c63 No.10331
>>10329If you say so.
>>10330Hey, they wanted the address.
590c63 No.10333
>>10332I'm not gay, I just enjoy talking about shoving my dick in internet faggots.
a066f7 No.10334
>>10333was literally the worst anime of its season b13263 No.10335
>>10333see now that's super gay, if you had instead said taking dicks like the perverted slut you are then that wouldn't be gay
590c63 No.10337
>>10334I don't even know what show it is.
>>10335I ain't no slut.
>>10336I'll shove my banana in you, dweeb.
b13263 No.10338
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21e14d No.10339
>>10337You can't just go shoving your banana into people
590c63 No.10340
>>10338Nope.
>>10339Sure I can. What's gonna stop me?
f6f411 No.10341
>being gay
Ah yes, I enjoy this meme too!
*tips penis*
a066f7 No.10342
>>10341You're never on steam anymore!
f6f411 No.10344
>>10342You're never on me anymore!
590c63 No.10345
>>10343I reject your no to my nope.
b13263 No.10346
>>10345I object to your reject of my no to your nope
21e14d No.10349
>>10340Damn I hoped you wouldn't notice there was nothing to stop you
bc5024 No.10350
>>10337Probably just as soft as a banana too. All squishy and easy to crumble. Pathetic.
590c63 No.10351
>>10348Everywhere.
>>10349RIP your booty hole
>>10350My softness makes me so huggable though.
a066f7 No.10353
>>10344Well that's because you're someone else's and I respect that~ 590c63 No.10354
>>10352No because rape can never ever into soft things.
bc5024 No.10356
>>10339>>10349I knew you had my back none the less.
>>10351I don't think that's how that works…
590c63 No.10358
>>10355Yes.
>>10356It is 100% how it works. Soft things = huggable. Not soft things = not huggable. This is basic hugology.
>>10357That's too damn soft.
b13263 No.10359
>>10358I'm sure you're softer~
21e14d No.10360
>>10356I tried my best…
>>10358 590c63 No.10361
Good night /ssft/
bc5024 No.10362
>>10358Soft things are also very punchable!
>>10360It's okay man. As long as you tried you best, that's all that matters. We can't always be victorious, but that doesn't mean we can just lie down and die!
>>10361Sweet dreams!
a066f7 No.10363
>>10362What time is it where you live? You're up late!
590c63 No.10364
>>10362>punching soft thingsBut why?
bc5024 No.10365
>>10363Late enough to still be up.
>>10364Because I like to punch things!
f6f411 No.10367
a066f7 No.10368
>>10367I dunno
mf bff jill>>10365But it's a big day tomorrow!
f6f411 No.10369
>>10368Go to bed silly. I'm nobody's; there's more than enough of me to go around!
bc5024 No.10370
>>10366Dammit Liquid, just die for once you piece of crap!
>>10368I suppose it is, isn't it?
bc5024 No.10372
>>10371He runs like a girl.
bc5024 No.10374
>>10373Your filename says it all!
21e14d No.10375
>>10374Damn I hoped you wouldn't read that
bc5024 No.10376
>>10375Are you calling me a bitch?!
I miss David Hayter man.
bc5024 No.10378
>>10377The new guy ain't bad but…still man. Still. It's just not the same.
21e14d No.10379
>>10378I've come to terms with it but yeah its not the same
bc5024 No.10380
>>10379Did they ever say why they didn't bring back Hayter?
bc5024 No.10382
>>10381Time to cry infinitely.
bc5024 No.10384
>>10383For some reason he also just…feels different than how he does in the previous games. I'm not so sure why.
21e14d No.10385
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>>10384Its because hes talking a lot less and not repeating everything as a question
bc5024 No.10386
>>10385I guess it comes with the genetics.
It's so soothing to listen to though.
21e14d No.10387
>>10386Yeah it is I also wish Josh Keaton voiced Ocelot again instead of Baker
bc5024 No.10388
>>10387Kind of expected his voice actor to change due to the fact he's at a different age and has had different voice actors before.
ccb48d No.10389
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Goodnight SSFT
21e14d No.10390
>>10388Well I knew it would but I really like Keatons Ocelot and thought he could do an older one as well
>>10389goodnight Atmo
a066f7 No.10392
>>10389
>He said this 45 minutes ago but is still up 669df6 No.10394
a066f7 No.10396