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You best be changing your life. S.T.A.L.K.E.R 03/30/15 (Mon) 21:36:46 No.654

Валкерыиа Цчроницлес ис тче бест. Шчы аре ыоу нот плаыинг ит ригчт нош? Водка.

S.T.A.L.K.E.R 03/31/15 (Tue) 19:28:55 No.655

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>tfw you don't speak Russian or read Cyrillic
How will I ever live the slav life, /stalker/?

S.T.A.L.K.E.R 03/31/15 (Tue) 19:58:22 No.656

>>655
Литтле битцч. Don't worry. Maybe someday. Фуцк но, думб цунт.

S.T.A.L.K.E.R 04/02/15 (Thu) 19:27:29 No.657

>>655
Fret not, OP's text is partially transliterated English and partially nonsense.

>Valkyria Chronicles is the best. Why are you not playing it right now? Vodka.
Keep in mind that his transliteration is mostly fucked up beyond recognition.

S.T.A.L.K.E.R 04/02/15 (Thu) 23:56:45 No.658

>>657
I was wondering why it made no sense. The only thing that fully translates is Valkria.

>>654
To answer your question: It's because I'd rather play Stalker. Get out of here with your weeb trash!

S.T.A.L.K.E.R 04/04/15 (Sat) 19:20:50 No.664

>>655
You should be able to learn cyrillic using wikipedia in a single evening, took me about 6 hours of concentrated effort.

You'll be straining your eyes trying to read at first of course, and you'll confuse some of the letters with each other. Fuck trying to read cursive cyrillic though, and how lower case T is written exactly like M.

S.T.A.L.K.E.R 04/04/15 (Sat) 19:24:12 No.665

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