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File: 045c266bd625b6d⋯.png (94.02 KB, 382x290, 191:145, startrek Q wink.png)

d65355  No.34[Reply]


>Don't post illegal shit

>Don't post spam

>Don't be an autistic bitch if there's some bleedover from other boards that, in your opinion, ruin the sanctity of Star Trek. If you can't handle /pol/, /v/, /tv/, /co/ or any of the other main boards, then feel free to go somewhere else.

>Don't start shit with /strek/ - you're free to voice your opinion, but no organizing of raids

Other rules will be added if necessary, but I'd rather keep things free and easy if possible. Bans will be handed out as necessary, but my philosophy is to avoid them wherever possible. If you're particularly getting on everyone's nerves, you may receive a one-minute warning ban so I can privately communicate to you that you're pushing your luck, but I intend to be as hands-off as possible.

This board is NSFW and triggering to anyone retarded enough to require trigger warnings.

That is all for now.

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093276  No.1851

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So I'm working on a new .css for the board. I've been attempting to replicate a ST:TNG console (pic 1) using their web colors (pic 2), but it looks crazy as hell on the board, and I'm flying blind as some of the changes aren't apparent unless you're, for example, reporting a thread.

I'll probably just give up and try and find some complimentary colors in the list and start over.

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6c698f  No.41[Reply]

Now accepting submissions for banners.

>pic unrelated


>png or gif

>300 x 100px

>smaller than 500kb

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5c65b7  No.1197


Added to banners.

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90d095  No.2517[Reply]

Did any of you guys see pic related when it came out in 1997? What did you think?

It, and its sequel, is basically a 'documentary' where the weirdest autistic Star Trek fans the filmmakers could get their hands on are paraded around for a laugh. Even at the time it was pretty cringy to watch.

Did this film start the 'shitting on the fans is A-OK' trend that's still going on today?

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9e2b03  No.2562


>pic 4

tfw no waifu and anime kids to forcibly bring to star trek photoshoot

3d7d69  No.2565

File: bb4bb38d05a2e5d⋯.png (594.42 KB, 960x732, 80:61, Picture-240.png)


If you've got the cash to splash out on cosplay, get that shit tailored to fit you. It'll look a million times better.

eb9aa7  No.2570


If it makes you feel any better, the kids probably grew up to hate Star Trek.

fc4d65  No.2585


Today, those kids are hardcore SoyWars fans.

eb9aa7  No.2590


Thanksgiving must be hell at their house.

>"Bobby, can you please ask your father to pass the gravy?"

>"Grampa says–"

>"Bobby, could you please tell Grampa that if he wants the gravy, he can ask me like a damned grown up?"

>"Dad says–"

>"Bobby, please tell your dad that I don't talk to people who can barely manage the speed of light."









>"I. HAVE. NO. SON!"

>*crosses arms over heart and turns back on the table*

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09c849  No.61[Reply]

The only series in Current Stardate that is actually Trek, and it took the world's premier high-functioning autist to pull it off.

Also, if CBS hadn't been pricks about it, this really WOULD have been Star Trek: Orville.

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34fed3  No.2582


>I'm guessing pitching it as a comedy would be the only way that Fox would greenlight it, so it was their way of getting their foot in the door.

I was hoping that was how it would go down. As the season progressed, things got more and more NextGen and less and less Futurama.


>Wha… what's this strange feeling? I've felt it somewhere before…

Hope. Joy. Excitement. I had almost forgotten…


>Just stay away from Seth's twitter feed

The number one way to begin restoring humanity is to destroy all "social" media, including Twitter and Tumblr.

ca3941  No.2583


>Hope they continue to dump the dumb gags in favor of mild humor in a Star Trek setting.

Tbh I enjoyed those a bit.

effe48  No.2587


Well it depends what it is. Isaac as a humorous mirror to Data's own road to humanity is gold, especially that prank he attempted to pull on the helm officer. Other stuff like ordering pot brownies on the replicator I wouldn't mind not seeing again.

7d5f00  No.2588


Pretty much this. What I was hoping for (and started to receive as soon as Seth dared to start "losing" network notes) was something akin to Peter David's Trek books and comics. David's books tended to be like the fun episodes, like "The Trouble With Tribbles" or anything with Q: funny, but still Star Trek at its core.

7d5f00  No.2589


Almost forgot about the new characters. Hope they're a good fit.

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659630  No.2455[Reply]

Patrick Stewart's coming back as Picard in his own show.


>Patrick Stewart to reprise role as Jean-Luc Picard in new Star Trek series

>Stewart, 78, shocked an audience at a Las Vegas Star Trek event when he announced he would be reprising his famous role.

>The new series is not a Next Generation reboot but will tell the story of the next chapter of Picard's life. No title or air date was revealed.

More in the link. Given how fruity he's been acting since he started hanging around with Sir Ian McKellan, and given it's on CBS All Access, I'm concerned.

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5b1f76  No.2477

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>>I want to see a new crew, a new ship, and no more bullshit.

Seconded. Enough reboot culture.

db098d  No.2487

It's going to be "Star Trek: Trump is evil" with some Trump alien, right?

5b1f76  No.2488

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Or, better yet, pic related becomes Federation President and the main characters become a self-styled Le Brave Resistance.

659630  No.2536

File: b5f16759714344e⋯.png (218.7 KB, 618x403, 618:403, startrek (((bajorans))).png)


>Part 1: Jellico is an amazing captain, very much in charge and immediately at home in his new post.

>Summer. Sir Patrick Stewart decides to renew his contract after all since he couldn't find a Shakespeare company that would take him.

>Part 2: Jellico is a complete fuckhead to the point where Riker's nearly brought up on mutiny charges.

>Every single comic and novel written by Peter David from that point forward: Jellico remains a waste of his father's semen, even if he DOES become an Admiral.

Personally? I was looking forward to the Jellico Enterprise. I was a little disappointed that David Warner didn't break Picard.

3690dd  No.2586


Picard is killed by some minority wamen and then the show is renamed ST:D, the infectioning

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d18f27  No.2564[Reply]

STD's Spock.

Is the beard an ass-covering so they can say he's from the mirror verse if everyone hates him (cause they can't fucking write)?

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1f5e1a  No.2568


I'd imagine most of the budget is tied up in CGI, which they seem to be going full ham on.

83ba23  No.2569


Don't forget the elaborate Klangz costumes and makeup.

Fuck, that still makes me angry every time I think of Clem Fandango saying "Kah-LESH!" in that mushy voice.

03825b  No.2576

File: d4f4abec9381b89⋯.jpg (48.86 KB, 550x340, 55:34, trelane.jpg)


>>elaborate Klangz costumes and makeup.

The outfits look 3D printed. Instead of dozens of craftspeople to pay, you have a row of printers and one or two people to put the results together.

83ba23  No.2578


Oh man, you're probably right. That makes me even angrier, for some reason.

ee09b7  No.2584


CBS spent 10 million dollars on this state of the art CGbeard.

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ed6480  No.2244[Reply]

There's no thread for Trek shit from the latest Toy Fair, so here's some stuff.

McFarlane toys is doing some cool-looking Kirk and Picard figures (7 inch, out in April) and the line will be expanded if there's enough interest. They're also doing a STD phaser, and they say they'll make a Michael Burnham figure in 2019, but the Klingon figure they were going to make for that line has been cancelled already.

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b3daed  No.2548

File: 96e31e6d4cfc76e⋯.png (600.23 KB, 692x530, 346:265, ClipboardImage.png)


Drop the Ferengi prosthetics, we know it's you Michael.

1da19b  No.2549

File: 93df33fc955bb48⋯.jpg (77.63 KB, 692x530, 346:265, blazeofglory_384.jpg)


I'll escape with the help of my Lucky Loonie!

9ac213  No.2550

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No can do, I used a bio-weapon to gas all the loons in Canada. You know, for the good of the Federation and replicators and all that good stuff.

1da19b  No.2552

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>>gas all the loons in Canada

Huh. I thought it was suspiciously quiet in Ottawa lately.

ba12dc  No.2572


>lucky loonie

Egad, that was cringey. The first openly-canuck leaf in Starfleet and he turned out to be Maquis.

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2451a8  No.2554[Reply]

I've seen this on several other boards and I thought that no way it could be fucking real, so I looked up trek comics and went down the rabbit hole of insanity.

What the hell is up with this company? There's the Swoleverse stuff, and the expected STD tie-ins, but the rest is just utter madness. How do these people make enough money to keep the lights on?

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57c4fb  No.2559

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>I choose to believe their graphic guy was taking the piss.

He was taking the piss, but he was doing it to the fans.

Fucking Aubrey Shitterson. The guy is one step below the average virture-signalling SJW. He managed to fuck himself out of IDW, which should actually be impossible if you're not right of Karl Marx.

Behold Salvo. Once, a racist, toxic white male with muscles. Now a fat cunt of a Samoan. I know which one I'd want backing me up on the battlefield.

2451a8  No.2560

File: 4cb174ca59eccd2⋯.png (10.68 KB, 298x452, 149:226, 4cb174ca59eccd2c15b1809b6b….png)


Fucking hell. WHY?! Do these dumb fucks get to destroy EVERYTHING? Does Hasbro have some sort of crippling money allergy or something?

God damn, I'm not even going to ask why fucking Skywarp is in the GI Joe book - the answer would undoubtebly be stupid and further corrode my soul.

57c4fb  No.2561

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>Does Hasbro have some sort of crippling money allergy or something?

If you haven't stopped by /pol/ lately, it's probably a good time to refresh yourself on (((the usual suspects))). This is about training useful retards to push a poisonous and fatal ideology on people. It's in comics, games, movies, books, television, animation, hell, even music. You can't get into any of those industries without paying obeisance to the warped ideas of Karl Marx and other assholes who thought they were smarter than they actually were. Well, in Hollywood's case, they also really, really like it when you allow them to fuck you, as well.

Anyway, as always, (((they))) overreach. The whole point of bread and circuses is to keep the people asleep. Lately the bread has been full of weevils and the circuses have been fat, ugly women screaming about how many times they've been raped and why we're responsible. If you want to rule in secret, it's a good idea to maybe not kick the hornets' nest.

>pics related: new She-Ra and the ugly lesbian who thought Hank Venture was the ideal female form to crib from.

2451a8  No.2563

File: 39ba885a2ca0058⋯.jpg (37.54 KB, 476x687, 476:687, 39ba885a2ca00585190d33efc6….jpg)


>>Boyish lesbian turns famous female heroine into boyish lesbian.

I'm getting real tired of this shit.

>>training useful retards

I miss the days when they just wanted to sell us useless plastic crap.

>>Lately the bread has been full of weevils and the circuses have been fat, ugly women screaming about how many times they've been raped and why we're responsible.

I don't think I've ever heard it summed up so succinctly and so well.

57c4fb  No.2571


>I don't think I've ever heard it summed up so succinctly and so well.

Thank you. I've been fighting in the culture war since 2014. I don't WANT to be, mind you, but these NPC fucks are leaving us no choice other than flee, accept, or fight them. You can put me to bed with a shovel before I'll choose the first two options.

All in all, though, I'd rather mind my own business and just play games, play vidya, read comics, etc. like I've been doing since I was a wee lad. Instead I am now what they have made me: someone who's prepared to fight them until Generation Zyklon is old enough to start forcing them out, the way they forced out Gen X and whatever came before. Boomers maybe.

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d4999f  No.2364[Reply]

If the US still had the same copyright laws as they did when it was made, Star Trek would start going into the public domain in 2022. Thanks to The Mouse though, that'll never happen.

If things were different, and there was no chance of a horde of lawyers ruining the fun, would you do anything? Fanfilms, games, stories… Any cool projects in mind?

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31d5ad  No.2541


Spread it far and wide. Danny and the dove is my favorite "life is good/I ain't even mad" image.

5fd00d  No.2543


Don't suppose you'd know what watch he's wearing there?

6af57d  No.2544


Sorry, no. Maybe a larger version exists where it's legible. Besides, knowing Danny, he took it off a gringo pendejo in prison.

2c5252  No.2553


>I think I'll run out

You really won't. Start digging even further back, pulps, old comics, black and white serials, retro paperbacks. You could entertain yourself for multiple lifetimes without touching a single thing post 2010

920e63  No.2556


Only problem is there's a point where art/filming, acting, and writing became awesome. Prior to that, it was pretty much a case of "I pioneered this shit, but didn't come clise to perfecting it." So really, with some exceptions, there's only about 50 years of non-poz media that's actually good.

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1bc2aa  No.2519


Creepy, yet I covet.

22d2b1  No.2523

File: 919602cc3970daa⋯.jpg (35.31 KB, 550x550, 1:1, PicardDay1.jpg)


>>Creepy, yet I covet.

Cute Trek's motto, right there.

1bc2aa  No.2535

File: 84eb5cde4bc0bdc⋯.jpg (30.36 KB, 650x382, 325:191, startrekpicardohdear.jpg)


I always loved those scenes where you could see that Picard and Riker had the kind of relationship that was closer to father and son. Riker would say or do something that was respectfully kidding, or Picard would use his softer, non-command voice while talking about something.

5bd46b  No.2537

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You mean like this?

44ed3f  No.2542


Pretty much. Although why they used that take where he says "Peecard" is anyone's guess.

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d0dee9  No.2463[Reply]

Hey! Did you like the Transformers movies? Do you like your favorite science fiction franchise being run by people with absolutely no regard for fans or for decades worth of universe building? Do you like complete pedophile-looking motherfuckers COMBINING THE KELVIN AND MAIN TIMELINES IN A NEW ONE?! Well, has CBS got a Star Trek for YOU!

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d0dee9  No.2499

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>Diversity & Comics

Mah nigga. For the first time EVER, I put money into an indigogo. I want those books, and I want the SJWs to cry. Two birds with one stone.



>"Hillary, beep once for COUGHING FIT, and beep twice for PANTS OF SHIT."


>and 5 minutes later she was walking in the street and kissed a little girl like if nothing happened

I saw those pictures and concur with /pol/'s conclusion that it was a body double.


>"spend more time with her family"

Yeah, I'm sure Bill is just dying to grow old with her in some nice little cottage in Arkansas.


>I've heard that when they announced that Trump won, she went into some kind of rage

Vid related.

569f65  No.2502


According to D&C Marvel knows they fucked up but they've decided to double down, keep the same shitty writers, make shorter story arcs so they can cancel them for low sells and announce a month later that they is a "new" series with the same shitty hero, the same shitty writer, the same shitty artist.

The other day they've announced that they have hired a new writer for the Iron Hart/Riri Williams comics. The author is a sociology teacher (lol) and BLM activist who has no background in comic books or books at all. They hired her because she wrote an opinion piece on Buzzfeed or Huffpo about how she has the same skin color and the same hairstyle than the fictional character.

4a0e4f  No.2505

File: d677e4766feb2dc⋯.jpg (38.51 KB, 640x350, 64:35, bing-klingon-translator.jpg)


>>I'm sure Bill is just dying

Don't tease.

d3a182  No.2539


It not subversion or any of these things. These companies are desperately trying to get the favled “New Demographic” to watch their low quality show in the hopes of making more money.

They hear the loud minority of SJWs on social media and think that’s what people want. And the contraversy between the OG fans and the “New Fans” creates free advertising for the badly made product.

All of this Social Justice nonsense is simply corporations trying to cash in on a modern fad.

b6c66f  No.2540


The so-called "new demographic" has proven time and time again to not be customers. They purchase nothing. Their main source of entertainment is bullying everyone into doing what they want and wrecking other people's hobbies and entertainment. A CEO who panders to them at this point is either retarded or pushing the same evil ideology.

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29da4f  No.2491[Reply]

News from the Burgerland Patent Office - two new Star Trek trademarks have been filed, Star Trek: Reliant and Star Trek: Destiny.

Reliant will probably be yet another trip to the Khan well, and Destiny might be the thing Patrick Stewarts' in.

Or, it could be nothing.

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29da4f  No.2529

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From an Ontarian - do not elect the NDP for anything. Ever. Even if the Conservatives are lousy, lying, corrupt slimeballs fucked up financials are easier to fix that fucked up kids.

I don't have much faith in our fellow leafs. The upcoming election is what's no doubt spurring Little Miss Sunshine to fulfill his MUH LEGAL WEED (years old) campaign promises and the little potato will probably slide in for another round in a haze of cannabis smoke. The fucker.

29da4f  No.2530

File: ce68c6040710a02⋯.jpg (78.4 KB, 640x640, 1:1, ce68c6040710a0263f629b2660….jpg)


>>easier to fix that fucked up kids.


Easier to fix THAN fucked up kids.

29f15f  No.2531

File: 8e5cd85bb791df7⋯.png (55.12 KB, 299x315, 299:315, adolfshasanquestions.png)


>privatize everything

>a bad thing

29da4f  No.2532


They sell stuff to their friends.

4c5757  No.2533

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This. Privatization in Canada runs like this:

>Slimy pieces of shit with money approach slimy pieces of shit in the government

>"Hey, you know what would really hit the spot? More money! Here's some money to make that happen!"

>Average Canadian suffers while the rich continue on as they always have

Vid unrelated. I was trying to find Donald Sutherland's J. Paul Getty expounding on how once you have a little money, you want more, and when you get more, you want it ALL. But this is a pretty good scene, so fuck it.

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a1a3f7  No.2485[Reply]

It took a while for the slipstream to become unstable. How far did Voyager travel in the minute or so while it was stable? Why couldn't they have made a bunch of super-fucking fast hops to get home a lot quicker while refining the slipstream method?

For fuck sake this was really dumb.

8a7ae9  No.2486


Because the show would have ended early. That said, they should have had a bunch of episodes where there they got back and had to deal with everything. The missed time away from loved ones. The ptsd. The innovations they returned with. Annika Hansen meeting her grandparents and extended family. The Doctor rescuing his brothers in the mine. Stuff like that.

0ed1af  No.2489

File: 32819f07f3319c0⋯.jpg (24.26 KB, 450x360, 5:4, janeway.jpg)


>> where there they got back and had to deal with everything.

This would have been really interesting considering Voyager missed the Dominion War. It would be like missing World War 2 - everything would be different, and you'd have to accept this strange place that used to be your home.

8a7ae9  No.2497

File: 347bc0394ce294a⋯.jpg (137.85 KB, 600x1178, 300:589, Jeri_Ryan_1.jpg)


>considering Voyager missed the Dominion War

Not to mention the second Borg invasion in Star Trek: First Contact. Now that I think about it, most of Starfleet got BTFO by the cubes. It seems ludicrous, now, that Voyager ever had a chance against the Queen and her drones.

Then again, they had a few aces in the hole with Seven, Echeb, and that Borg that formed from the Doctor's portable emitter. Man, I hope someone remembered to tell the Alpha Quadrant about Unimatrix Zero.

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427468  No.2281[Reply]

I don't know if you guys are into watching people build stuff (I am), but here's a guy making the Sword of Kahless.

427468  No.2282

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Aaaand I hit post too early. Fuck.

Anyway, it's pretty interesting at one part where he says that the reason there's no DS9 blurays is because the TNG ones didn't sell, which I can see because I remember them being stupidly expensive when they came out. Especially for a show that most people had just bought on DVD a few years before.

01b4d5  No.2283

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Man At Arms is a good channel for this sort of thing as well. I want their Captain America shield soooo bad.

01b4d5  No.2284

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And then there's this guy, who absolutely loathes the bat'leth and is aching to tell us why.

8cec2c  No.2446


God I can't fucking stand that wangcranian. He has a lot of valid points, but his personality and style just makes him absolutely unwatchable. He's like the crack fueled love child of /pol/ and /k/

1cc1b9  No.2454

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>He's like the crack fueled love child of /pol/ and /k/

That hit a little too close to home…

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050bdd  No.2329[Reply]

According to a con in Vegas last week, we're going to be treated to not one, but two new Star Trek films.

One's being worked on by Tarantino & JarJar, and the other's being done by some brit woman who's only done shitty TV.(You can see her ugly mug all over the Internet, so the pic's the foot fetishist) I can't say I'm overly excited by either.

The more interesting rumor is that this is some pre-shenanigans being done as a cash grab before any CBS - Viacom merger. I wonder if the crappier of the two films might end up being like Roger Corman's Fantastic Four from the 90s and never get released.

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2b5af1  No.2432


You know in your heart that it doesn't.

f538a4  No.2433


There's a version with rulers that someone made using math to approximate a height. It doesn't look good.

Now, given the skin color, there's every possibility that it's a very petite, barely legal Asian woman, but given that nearly all of his films feature rape, and he himself has played a rapist on at least three occasions, I doubt there's anything legal about it.

29c4f1  No.2435

>we're going to be treated to not on


I don't consider STD-TheMovie to be a fucking treat.

a72998  No.2437

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>It doesn't look good.

Every day we fall further and further from god's light.

f538a4  No.2438

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Every millisecond, anon. Every fucking microsecond.

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