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File: 045c266bd625b6d⋯.png (94.02 KB, 382x290, 191:145, startrek Q wink.png)

d65355  No.34[Reply]

Rules:

>Don't post illegal shit

>Don't post spam

>Don't be an autistic bitch if there's some bleedover from other boards that, in your opinion, ruin the sanctity of Star Trek. If you can't handle /pol/, /v/, /tv/, /co/ or any of the other main boards, then feel free to go somewhere else.

>Don't start shit with /strek/ - you're free to voice your opinion, but no organizing of raids

Other rules will be added if necessary, but I'd rather keep things free and easy if possible. Bans will be handed out as necessary, but my philosophy is to avoid them wherever possible. If you're particularly getting on everyone's nerves, you may receive a one-minute warning ban so I can privately communicate to you that you're pushing your luck, but I intend to be as hands-off as possible.

This board is NSFW and triggering to anyone retarded enough to require trigger warnings.

That is all for now.

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093276  No.1851

File: bb741065928fc38⋯.png (342.09 KB, 960x640, 3:2, padd-iphone-big-d.png)

File: 155874ae4369494⋯.jpg (217.16 KB, 960x678, 160:113, 2009-07-11_Okudagrams.jpg)

So I'm working on a new .css for the board. I've been attempting to replicate a ST:TNG console (pic 1) using their web colors (pic 2), but it looks crazy as hell on the board, and I'm flying blind as some of the changes aren't apparent unless you're, for example, reporting a thread.

I'll probably just give up and try and find some complimentary colors in the list and start over.




File: bfc00dcb5365c47⋯.jpg (73.68 KB, 692x530, 346:265, qless089.jpg)

6c698f  No.41[Reply]

Now accepting submissions for banners.

>pic unrelated

Guidelines:

>png or gif

>300 x 100px

>smaller than 500kb

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5c65b7  No.1197

>>1191

Added to banners.




File: b903a745d5ab5ee⋯.jpg (31.95 KB, 330x330, 1:1, crapspock.jpg)

d18f27  No.2564[Reply]

STD's Spock.

Is the beard an ass-covering so they can say he's from the mirror verse if everyone hates him (cause they can't fucking write)?

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83ba23  No.2578

>>2576

Oh man, you're probably right. That makes me even angrier, for some reason.


ee09b7  No.2584

>2564

CBS spent 10 million dollars on this state of the art CGbeard.


fcf370  No.2602

>>2567

> I guess that solves the mystery of the short treks - they're just leftovers, cut up from those first five episodes to try and recoup some money from this disaster.

Worse, it was written and filmed between the reshoots so it cost nothing.


f752b4  No.2622

STD being a failed mirror universe is actually acceptable as headcannon. Especially if the borg win in their universe.


ac77bb  No.2624

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File: d32ff376015a043⋯.jpg (26.28 KB, 480x360, 4:3, Ferengi.jpg)

7fba7f  No.2307[Reply]

Ferengi Lets be honest no one can build up a society on greed etc.

The rules of acquisition are retarded beyond help.

If the ferengi where real and not retarded then the first generation ferengi would realize that not telling the rules to their kids is the best idea ever(and actually in accordance with the rules "exploit your family").

Basicaly

>Son I'm only out there for you(Lie)

>We need to stick together (Lie)

>Money is the root of all evil (Lie)

>You are better of without this evil (Lie)

>Work for my family cooperative (I pay you nothing) I give you food etc.

>Because I love you (Lie)

>All other ferengi are evil and obey the evil commandments of the rules of acquisition (Lie)

congratulations you have a worker that will not quit and works for no money, you only need to give him food and the minimum.

Teaching him the values of poverty can only be good.

Not to even speak of how their society would collapse within days not even speaking of years.

Not to speak how devastating it is to literally say these things to your customers and how bad these rules are even from a business perspective

>Once you have their money, you never give it back.

Looks like someone never heard of net benefits(calculated in money) and what salting/bridge burning with customers is.

Sometimes its simply more profitable to replace something and suffer a loss to have a customer who will continue to buy from you on a regular basis if the profits from his participation are significantly greater then the cost of replacing a defective item (you want this graphed mathematically?).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvFYBkesqGU

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7fba7f  No.2310

>>2308

>You're looking at the Ferengi in the lens of how they were introduced in TNG

Actually I was looking at their ideology(DS9 ferengi exclusively BTW) on their own.

And how impossible to implement it is.

How stupid it is to tell your customers you will exploit them (Quark can not stop quoting the rules to everyone) also the logical conclusion of simple profitability says to respect customers reclamations if the profits out way the short term price (I can seriously illustrate this mathematically).

[This is a systemic failure of epic proportions and impossible to justify except giving every ferengi brain damage/retardation.]

Also their ideology would logically lead to telling lies and bringing up their own children in a different ideology (poverty is good, be loyal to me).

[this can be spin doctored, regardless how hard it is]


7fba7f  No.2311

File: ffda36c55403d86⋯.png (1.16 MB, 1340x2174, 670:1087, 2.png)

>>2310

Here it is all mathematicaly displayed.

Cost benefits analysis customer buys HDDs every month (fictional prices for calculation purposes)

Customer pays

1200

Cost of iteam (for you)

1000

You profit

200

On the 12 month the customer demands a refund for a HDD he bought because its not working you refuse because of ferengi ideology. The customer is pissed and decides to never buy from you again.

I have everything calculated in a spreadsheet.

mathematically speaking

3600>2200

Therefore its more profitable to respect this customers refund.

Its no 4800 however

3600>2200

I have it all in a spreadsheet I can give you the file if you want verification.


e4300a  No.2314

File: 301acd8f60b7b1c⋯.jpg (24.64 KB, 200x292, 50:73, jew implying.jpg)

>>2307

>Lets be honest no one can build up a society on greed etc.

True. But you can absolutely corrupt a society that way.


177c3a  No.2325

File: 37f8ba728c7cd8b⋯.jpg (863.8 KB, 2560x1536, 5:3, Ultra-Orthodox-Jews-atten-….jpg)

>>2307

> no one can build up a society on greed

Challenge accepted.


866fc6  No.2623

>>2314

Armin Shimerman, the guy who plays Quark was actually born to a jewish family. Funny enough.




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43f530  No.182[Reply]

SECURITY TO DECK 4

HOSTILE NEGRESS IN CREW'S MESS

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dbbcd5  No.2612

File: dc3580a74bce2a9⋯.mp4 (1.38 MB, 320x240, 4:3, IBM_Linux_Commercial.mp4)

OP here. It's back, but I really have no shits to give to hate watch it yet… when I do, I'll upload some clips of the worst parts again…. maybe, or not. I make no promises.

The Orville got off to a weak start but last couple of episodes have been good.


54e524  No.2614

File: 93df33fc955bb48⋯.jpg (77.63 KB, 692x530, 346:265, blazeofglory_384.jpg)

>>2612

>It's back

It is, and according to pundits that hate watch it for shekels, the viewer numbers are so bad, they're giving Americans the season 2 premiere for free on YouTube.

Amusingly, the numbers for that are quite bad as well.


275e56  No.2615

>>2614

Curiously enough, they're not only disabling playback for IPs outside 'murica, they're making it unsearchable. Allegedly they were bold enough to leave the comments open and I wanted to take a look at that massacre, but there's no link to be found.


54e524  No.2616

File: 0ecd8682c6e6cae⋯.jpg (32.42 KB, 650x488, 325:244, 0ecd8682c6e6cae243dfd61ee0….jpg)

>>2615

I wanted to see the comments too, so I braved the fucking bog that is Twitter. Doomcock has some screengrabs on his account. It's pretty much what you'd expect - the usual anger, the 'this isn't Star Trek' comments, like they think CBS actually reads comments.


c2f6b3  No.2621

>>2616

>this isn't Star Trek

It is now. And it's great, I don't have to waste my time worrying about it at all.




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09c849  No.61[Reply]

The only series in Current Stardate that is actually Trek, and it took the world's premier high-functioning autist to pull it off.

Also, if CBS hadn't been pricks about it, this really WOULD have been Star Trek: Orville.

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25aef3  No.2609

> S2E2 - Bortus obtains custom "holodeck" gay porn from a fucking giant tardigrade is working in engineering at the control console - a race known for making the best porno in the galaxy

like fucking pottery, it brought a tear to my eye


effe48  No.2610

File: 9a2ecbc43faebe2⋯.jpg (56.44 KB, 720x718, 360:359, anime titties.jpg)

>>2609

>Orville is making jabs at STD


34fed3  No.2617

>>2609

I have decided that Klyden must die

>simpering look on his face always

>is biologically female and acts like the worst representation of that sex

>murdered the only straight Moklan by being a bitchy gossip

>forced her daughter to get a sex change against her husband's wishes

>is a constant embarrassment to Bortus at ship social occasions


5296e6  No.2618

File: e616959b61a50ff⋯.jpg (61.15 KB, 486x768, 81:128, sPikCdLUgTkabq9njIhgL7cW7f….jpg)

>>2617

I thought it was kind of ironic that, of the two of them, Bortus was the one who ended up with the actual chick. He's turning into Orville's Chief O'Brien.


d4f365  No.2620

Am I the only one who's getting tired of Moclan culture being front and center?




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3bc6fb  No.1308[Reply]

Things about Trek that always get up your nose, a little.

I'll start.

>"This is Captain Jonathon Archer contacting unknown ship. We are on a mission of exploration from the planet Earth!"

DON'T FUCKING TELL THEM WHERE YOU'RE FROM UNTIL YOU KNOW IF THEY'RE HOSTILE OR NOT!

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dc69eb  No.2316

>>2313

The anti gravity giga organisms where silly.

However the rest of the episode makes perfect sense with a handful of changes to the dialog.

Change virus to parasite.

Make these organisms naturally develop from tiny (not visible) to fly's.

There are insects who lay eggs in living animals.

See

jiggers

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tunga_penetrans

Not so stupid now.

however I see no benefit for them to turn into these giga sacks, she was capable of stabbing them with a knife, something that is not possible scenario where getting so big is beneficial and evolving anti gravity now that is a accomplishment (the dam things float in air).

So small size was extremely deadly. in getting on humanoids and infecting them with larva and the larva make them collapse and eat the body over time spawning more fly's who infect more.

As for the giga things maybe the home planet did have some super aggressive frogs so growing that big (On what exactly? Food in the cafeteria?!) would be advantageous in some scenarios.

The anti gravity floating is the real killer.

PS:

I think i start a YT channel where I defend or annihilate (sometimes both things at the same time) various ideas in fiction like this.


4ff897  No.2317

>>2316

If you do, make a thread and post the link


53de9d  No.2319

>>1312

I remember that episode, with the blood types.

Doctor Who is retarded though.


f744cf  No.2357

>>2313

I never understood that.

Real viruses don't float, they stick to surfaces. Even airborne viruses are actually just stuck to the surface of dust, or a water droplet.


bba9d5  No.2619

>Neelix dies

>Seven brings Neelix back to life 17 hours later with nanites

>Neelix will require an infusion of nanites for the rest of his life or he'll die again

>it's never mentioned again and Neelix leaves Voyager just before they get back to the Alpha quadrant




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a1a3f7  No.2485[Reply]

It took a while for the slipstream to become unstable. How far did Voyager travel in the minute or so while it was stable? Why couldn't they have made a bunch of super-fucking fast hops to get home a lot quicker while refining the slipstream method?

For fuck sake this was really dumb.

8a7ae9  No.2486

>>2485

Because the show would have ended early. That said, they should have had a bunch of episodes where there they got back and had to deal with everything. The missed time away from loved ones. The ptsd. The innovations they returned with. Annika Hansen meeting her grandparents and extended family. The Doctor rescuing his brothers in the mine. Stuff like that.


0ed1af  No.2489

File: 32819f07f3319c0⋯.jpg (24.26 KB, 450x360, 5:4, janeway.jpg)

>>2486

>> where there they got back and had to deal with everything.

This would have been really interesting considering Voyager missed the Dominion War. It would be like missing World War 2 - everything would be different, and you'd have to accept this strange place that used to be your home.


8a7ae9  No.2497

File: 347bc0394ce294a⋯.jpg (137.85 KB, 600x1178, 300:589, Jeri_Ryan_1.jpg)

>>2489

>considering Voyager missed the Dominion War

Not to mention the second Borg invasion in Star Trek: First Contact. Now that I think about it, most of Starfleet got BTFO by the cubes. It seems ludicrous, now, that Voyager ever had a chance against the Queen and her drones.

Then again, they had a few aces in the hole with Seven, Echeb, and that Borg that formed from the Doctor's portable emitter. Man, I hope someone remembered to tell the Alpha Quadrant about Unimatrix Zero.


5891ef  No.2611

>>2497

holi shit


3b8376  No.2613

>>2611

>holi shit

Imagine all the lucky swingers her husband attempted to whore her out to all those years, before she destroyed his career (his ousting cleared the way for Obama), and forever forked our existence into the "Jeri Ryan timeline" for which she takes a fair share of the blame for pendulum swing which was Obama/Trump elections.




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b9be32  No.2604[Reply]

Hey Trekbros. So I bit the bullet and watched a Star Trek fan film on YouTube. It was pretty good, likeable crew fightin' zombies and stuff. Aside from that (and Prelude To Axanar, which I think everyone and their dog has watched by now) I'm pretty much a babe in the woods when it comes to the world of barely-legal Trek. Any recs, good or bad?

71a1b9  No.2605

If you are willing to stand the terrible animation and voice acting, this film and the follow-ups are supposed to be decent:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sGZDwzphAbQ

Keep in mind Axanar is as hugh budget as these things tend to get.


28714f  No.2606

>>2605

There was a one episode fan "tv show" with a budget nearly as high, they managed to hire both Walter Koening and Tim Russ.

It's called Star Trek: R__ something. I watched about 20 minutes of it. A bunch of pudgy star trek fans and women playing pretend Firefly in the Star Trek universe.


abfae0  No.2607

File: 68818175c518634⋯.jpg (16.82 KB, 320x320, 1:1, 168.jpg)

>>2605

>terrible animation and voice acting

I'm not gonna lie, I've seen worse. Three hours though… and you say there's follow-ups? That is some god tier autism.

Speaking of Axanar, I've heard it's coming back after some legal wrangling, and we get two 15 minute chunks sometime next year. I'm looking forward to it.


abfae0  No.2608

File: 126b2abf8c787a7⋯.jpg (96.23 KB, 640x411, 640:411, efef6a48a37b9989f97491c66d….jpg)

>>2606

Renegades. Thanks Trekbro, I'll add it to my watch-list.




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c2b108  No.2591[Reply]

CBS All Access has greenlit an animated series from Emmy-winner Mike McMahan, a writer on Adult Swim’s sensation Rick and Morty. The half-hour series is titled Star Trek: Lower Decks and will tackle the Federation from a comedic perspective, focusing “on the support crew serving on one of Starfleet’s least important ships."

https://ew.com/tv/2018/10/25/star-trek-animated-comedy/

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ebc1ea  No.2596

>>2594

It's really bad. Rick and Morty is all the worst aspects of reddit concentrated into a single ADHD-ridden TV show.


b517ed  No.2597

>>2594

It's basically a show about a grandpa abusing a grandson, and putting his "seed" in the grandsons "ass". It's basically a fusion of imgur and tumblr.


5e0c21  No.2600

>>2594

Rick and Morty is hilarious… until you realize it's full of grooming imagery. Then you start to feel dirty, like you participated in something that advanced Evil in the world.


7975d7  No.2601

File: 3ce008f956f0ad4⋯.png (189.8 KB, 424x305, 424:305, 3ce008f956f0ad4b9c5d6dc9df….png)

>>2596

>>2597

>>2600

…This is indeed the worst timeline. It's like they're trying to be bad on purpose.


32d979  No.2603

File: 83ee3548ebb3518⋯.jpg (11.46 KB, 213x306, 71:102, Justice Björk.jpg)

Better idea: Recast the characters from Futurama in this show. Get them to do it.




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90d095  No.2517[Reply]

Did any of you guys see pic related when it came out in 1997? What did you think?

It, and its sequel, is basically a 'documentary' where the weirdest autistic Star Trek fans the filmmakers could get their hands on are paraded around for a laugh. Even at the time it was pretty cringy to watch.

Did this film start the 'shitting on the fans is A-OK' trend that's still going on today?

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9e2b03  No.2562

>>2522

>pic 4

tfw no waifu and anime kids to forcibly bring to star trek photoshoot


3d7d69  No.2565

File: bb4bb38d05a2e5d⋯.png (594.42 KB, 960x732, 80:61, Picture-240.png)

>>2562

If you've got the cash to splash out on cosplay, get that shit tailored to fit you. It'll look a million times better.


eb9aa7  No.2570

>>2562

If it makes you feel any better, the kids probably grew up to hate Star Trek.


fc4d65  No.2585

>>2562

Today, those kids are hardcore SoyWars fans.


eb9aa7  No.2590

>>2585

Thanksgiving must be hell at their house.

>"Bobby, can you please ask your father to pass the gravy?"

>"Grampa says–"

>"Bobby, could you please tell Grampa that if he wants the gravy, he can ask me like a damned grown up?"

>"Dad says–"

>"Bobby, please tell your dad that I don't talk to people who can barely manage the speed of light."

>"Gr–"

>"YOU KNOW DAMNED WELL THAT THEY ENTER HYPERSPACE WHEN THEY TRAVEL!"

>"GIVE ME THE FUCKING GRAVY, P'TAGH!"

>"NERFHERDER!"

>"ORION GYNOCOLOGIST!"

>"BANTHA POODOO!"

>"FAGGOT!"

>"FUCK YOU, DAD! YOU ABUSED ME WITH IMPROBABLE SCIENCE FICTION!"

>"I. HAVE. NO. SON!"

>*crosses arms over heart and turns back on the table*




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659630  No.2455[Reply]

Patrick Stewart's coming back as Picard in his own show.

>http://archive.is/ZHJQv

>Patrick Stewart to reprise role as Jean-Luc Picard in new Star Trek series

>Stewart, 78, shocked an audience at a Las Vegas Star Trek event when he announced he would be reprising his famous role.

>The new series is not a Next Generation reboot but will tell the story of the next chapter of Picard's life. No title or air date was revealed.

More in the link. Given how fruity he's been acting since he started hanging around with Sir Ian McKellan, and given it's on CBS All Access, I'm concerned.

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5b1f76  No.2477

File: 31f5875de85b7f5⋯.jpg (13.28 KB, 228x255, 76:85, 9ee7bcf2ac85c0db37857238ac….jpg)

>>2472

>>I want to see a new crew, a new ship, and no more bullshit.

Seconded. Enough reboot culture.


db098d  No.2487

It's going to be "Star Trek: Trump is evil" with some Trump alien, right?


5b1f76  No.2488

File: 0bc4ae2a8125398⋯.jpg (68.1 KB, 694x530, 347:265, chainofcommandparttwo005.jpg)

>>2487

Or, better yet, pic related becomes Federation President and the main characters become a self-styled Le Brave Resistance.


659630  No.2536

File: b5f16759714344e⋯.png (218.7 KB, 618x403, 618:403, startrek (((bajorans))).png)

>>2488

>Part 1: Jellico is an amazing captain, very much in charge and immediately at home in his new post.

>Summer. Sir Patrick Stewart decides to renew his contract after all since he couldn't find a Shakespeare company that would take him.

>Part 2: Jellico is a complete fuckhead to the point where Riker's nearly brought up on mutiny charges.

>Every single comic and novel written by Peter David from that point forward: Jellico remains a waste of his father's semen, even if he DOES become an Admiral.

Personally? I was looking forward to the Jellico Enterprise. I was a little disappointed that David Warner didn't break Picard.


3690dd  No.2586

>>2455

Picard is killed by some minority wamen and then the show is renamed ST:D, the infectioning




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ed6480  No.2244[Reply]

There's no thread for Trek shit from the latest Toy Fair, so here's some stuff.

McFarlane toys is doing some cool-looking Kirk and Picard figures (7 inch, out in April) and the line will be expanded if there's enough interest. They're also doing a STD phaser, and they say they'll make a Michael Burnham figure in 2019, but the Klingon figure they were going to make for that line has been cancelled already.

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b3daed  No.2548

File: 96e31e6d4cfc76e⋯.png (600.23 KB, 692x530, 346:265, ClipboardImage.png)

>>2547

Drop the Ferengi prosthetics, we know it's you Michael.


1da19b  No.2549

File: 93df33fc955bb48⋯.jpg (77.63 KB, 692x530, 346:265, blazeofglory_384.jpg)

>>2548

I'll escape with the help of my Lucky Loonie!


9ac213  No.2550

File: d09e29a06c7c396⋯.jpg (136.65 KB, 700x525, 4:3, sisko-and-his-baseball-on-….jpg)

>>2549

No can do, I used a bio-weapon to gas all the loons in Canada. You know, for the good of the Federation and replicators and all that good stuff.


1da19b  No.2552

File: 41a95c7a0432c2d⋯.jpg (11.88 KB, 336x336, 1:1, 41a95c7a0432c2d2dc6a3fdbd1….jpg)

>>2550

>>gas all the loons in Canada

Huh. I thought it was suspiciously quiet in Ottawa lately.


ba12dc  No.2572

>>2549

>lucky loonie

Egad, that was cringey. The first openly-canuck leaf in Starfleet and he turned out to be Maquis.




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2451a8  No.2554[Reply]

I've seen this on several other boards and I thought that no way it could be fucking real, so I looked up trek comics and went down the rabbit hole of insanity.

What the hell is up with this company? There's the Swoleverse stuff, and the expected STD tie-ins, but the rest is just utter madness. How do these people make enough money to keep the lights on?

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57c4fb  No.2559

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>>2558

>I choose to believe their graphic guy was taking the piss.

He was taking the piss, but he was doing it to the fans.

Fucking Aubrey Shitterson. The guy is one step below the average virture-signalling SJW. He managed to fuck himself out of IDW, which should actually be impossible if you're not right of Karl Marx.

Behold Salvo. Once, a racist, toxic white male with muscles. Now a fat cunt of a Samoan. I know which one I'd want backing me up on the battlefield.


2451a8  No.2560

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>>2559

Fucking hell. WHY?! Do these dumb fucks get to destroy EVERYTHING? Does Hasbro have some sort of crippling money allergy or something?

God damn, I'm not even going to ask why fucking Skywarp is in the GI Joe book - the answer would undoubtebly be stupid and further corrode my soul.


57c4fb  No.2561

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>>2560

>Does Hasbro have some sort of crippling money allergy or something?

If you haven't stopped by /pol/ lately, it's probably a good time to refresh yourself on (((the usual suspects))). This is about training useful retards to push a poisonous and fatal ideology on people. It's in comics, games, movies, books, television, animation, hell, even music. You can't get into any of those industries without paying obeisance to the warped ideas of Karl Marx and other assholes who thought they were smarter than they actually were. Well, in Hollywood's case, they also really, really like it when you allow them to fuck you, as well.

Anyway, as always, (((they))) overreach. The whole point of bread and circuses is to keep the people asleep. Lately the bread has been full of weevils and the circuses have been fat, ugly women screaming about how many times they've been raped and why we're responsible. If you want to rule in secret, it's a good idea to maybe not kick the hornets' nest.

>pics related: new She-Ra and the ugly lesbian who thought Hank Venture was the ideal female form to crib from.


2451a8  No.2563

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>>2561

>>Boyish lesbian turns famous female heroine into boyish lesbian.

I'm getting real tired of this shit.

>>training useful retards

I miss the days when they just wanted to sell us useless plastic crap.

>>Lately the bread has been full of weevils and the circuses have been fat, ugly women screaming about how many times they've been raped and why we're responsible.

I don't think I've ever heard it summed up so succinctly and so well.


57c4fb  No.2571

>>2563

>I don't think I've ever heard it summed up so succinctly and so well.

Thank you. I've been fighting in the culture war since 2014. I don't WANT to be, mind you, but these NPC fucks are leaving us no choice other than flee, accept, or fight them. You can put me to bed with a shovel before I'll choose the first two options.

All in all, though, I'd rather mind my own business and just play games, play vidya, read comics, etc. like I've been doing since I was a wee lad. Instead I am now what they have made me: someone who's prepared to fight them until Generation Zyklon is old enough to start forcing them out, the way they forced out Gen X and whatever came before. Boomers maybe.




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d4999f  No.2364[Reply]

If the US still had the same copyright laws as they did when it was made, Star Trek would start going into the public domain in 2022. Thanks to The Mouse though, that'll never happen.

If things were different, and there was no chance of a horde of lawyers ruining the fun, would you do anything? Fanfilms, games, stories… Any cool projects in mind?

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31d5ad  No.2541

>>2538

Spread it far and wide. Danny and the dove is my favorite "life is good/I ain't even mad" image.


5fd00d  No.2543

>>2541

Don't suppose you'd know what watch he's wearing there?


6af57d  No.2544

>>2543

Sorry, no. Maybe a larger version exists where it's legible. Besides, knowing Danny, he took it off a gringo pendejo in prison.


2c5252  No.2553

>>2416

>I think I'll run out

You really won't. Start digging even further back, pulps, old comics, black and white serials, retro paperbacks. You could entertain yourself for multiple lifetimes without touching a single thing post 2010


920e63  No.2556

>>2553

Only problem is there's a point where art/filming, acting, and writing became awesome. Prior to that, it was pretty much a case of "I pioneered this shit, but didn't come clise to perfecting it." So really, with some exceptions, there's only about 50 years of non-poz media that's actually good.




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