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80292d No.1

Any lifeforms here?

80292d No.15

SFDebris is alive and well, go watch/listen!

789771 No.56


Hailing frequencies open. Anyone?

6d3544 No.57


Welcome aboard.

a54238 No.74

File: d4559f4e708e250⋯.jpg (189.08 KB, 720x468, 20:13, riker_kira_defiant.jpg)

4f6e79 No.1039


Captain, we're receiving a transmission

>Open frequencies, lieutenant. Alien vessel: identify yourself

6e98d4 No.1077

File: 12b5928537e30b3⋯.png (963.52 KB, 874x557, 874:557, Klingon Birds of Prey.png)


>Alien vessel: identify yourself

Uh oh.

f62a75 No.1608

File: b1c35b3dfb37eb5⋯.jpg (38.15 KB, 700x514, 350:257, sunglasses case.jpg)


>Uh oh.

Nothing to worry about captain, they have no energy shields and are armed only with lasers.

Sorry, make that "turbo" lasers. Scans confirm photon beams have been turboized.

5eb658 No.1614

<Any lifeforms here?

Don't assume my life signs!

d82851 No.1616

File: edfa27ed5615e63⋯.jpg (240.32 KB, 496x800, 31:50, vampire wut.jpg)


What do YOU mean, "you people?!"

d5e275 No.1626

File: 4e11ee0d33f35b6⋯.jpg (41.33 KB, 800x600, 4:3, Picard.jpg)


Turbolasers aren't lasers, they fire bolts of charged tibanna gas, and Star Destroyers are equipped with deflector shields generated from within the sensor domes.

113d33 No.1634

File: 2994da6d8cea345⋯.gif (15.56 KB, 213x255, 71:85, Emote_puzzled1.gif)


>What do YOU mean, "you people?!"

What?… i never said that!

d82851 No.1637

File: 2719c5b1b6e631c⋯.jpg (34.15 KB, 800x449, 800:449, vampire nurses.jpg)


I know. But "Don't assume my life signs" caused me to go through my folder for undead, and then I found the annoyed vampire pic, and I thought of Tropic Thunder and here we are.

f62a75 No.1647


Fuck off JJ, you ruined nu-Trek by turning the phaser beams into bolts just because you were too stupid to understand something that didn't look like glowy bullets could still be a weapon.

d5e275 No.1669

File: 433d50a57655657⋯.jpg (138.72 KB, 707x530, 707:530, 1403985282679.jpg)


>"muh JJ"

>doesn't realize they always had shields even before JJ took a fat shit all over everything like the jew he is

Pretending to be retarded is not an excuse.

278040 No.1670


He didn't say anything about shields and he's right about phaser beams. Learn to read.

d5e275 No.1671

File: 7a63bc64eebcb8c⋯.webm (3.09 MB, 971x720, 971:720, Your Score 720p.webm)


Even so he's still pretending to be retarded by bitching about JJ where JJ was not even mentioned, in an effort to deflect from his ignorance of a subject in an attempt to be "funny".

278040 No.1680


And you're pretending to be retarded by bitching about shields when shields were not even mentioned in an effort to be funny.

d5e275 No.1685

File: 70a2a6b9f05e135⋯.mp4 (1012.11 KB, 640x360, 16:9, asshurt.mp4)


I just forgot to mention them in my reply, that's all. Your defense of a fag jumping to the conclusion that I like JJ for correcting him on a literal fucking facebook meme about "le star wars have no shield and pew pew lasers not into smart like Trek xD" is unappealing.

f62a75 No.1687


I was not talking about the shields…

d5e275 No.1689

File: 434613b8d72dc2c⋯.png (54.34 KB, 172x226, 86:113, 134140107561.png)


It was my mistake honestly, but really what would JJ have to do with turbolasers being particle weapons and not actual lasers?

f62a75 No.1690

d5e275 No.1694


Again, they were always particle weapons and have never been actual lasers, the whole point of Cloud City was to process the gas used as fuel for blasters and various ship mounted "lasers".

f62a75 No.1697


Again, not talking about Cloud City, Star Wars, or turbolasers at all.

d5e275 No.1698


The problem is you accused me of being a JJ fanfag over simply correcting you on the whole "lol lasers and no shields" facebook meme shit. You are the only one that brought up JJ Shit for no reason because you got called out on being retarded.

d82851 No.1700

File: b7f4efae5eae41f⋯.mp4 (7.68 MB, 426x240, 71:40, porcupine pumpkin.mp4)

We interrupt this argument to bring you a porkypine.

53b775 No.2186

There was a brief flicker of activity, sir, but the readings seem to have dropped back to normal.

4e0e5c No.2187


Maybe it's time to re-enter the Hunger Games.

22f2dc No.2188


Aye. Most newcomers are likely going over to /strek/. I crosspost there myself

53b775 No.2189


BO has asked for us not to participate for some reason. Any insight into that?

4e0e5c No.2192


>Any insight into that?

It was an experiment to see if all the other Star Trek boards that suddenly sprang into existence were aimed at just us or at us and /strek/. Seeing how they suddenly dropped off over the weeks, I'd say the experiment was a success.

4e0e5c No.2228

I miss the days when we had 20+ users. We've really got to re-enter the Hunger Games.

43954e No.2232


It would be nice, this place was more chill than /strek/ while it lasted.

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