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File: ded779ae924e026⋯.png (262.58 KB, 436x445, 436:445, startrek Gowronus of Borg.png)

File: 80493bb2ab81a95⋯.mp4 (1.83 MB, 480x360, 4:3, startrek Klingon War Song.mp4)

07741f No.65

We could use a win.

Week of Saturday, September 30.

>>>/sudo/52640

I've unilaterally chosen Gowronus of Borg, this time, since /strek/'s finally using Sirellus. I was tempted to use her as well, but decided to take the slightly-higher road. Win or lose (probably lose, since we aren't furfags), it should hopefully bring some new blood to the crew.

Any recommendations for tributes for future games?

0a194e No.71

NANITES IN YOUR BLOOD OR SHIT ON MY DONGLE


07741f No.82

File: df5e2c07c5b04c8⋯.jpg (48.26 KB, 580x686, 290:343, latest.jpg)

File: aa04a8760ee77e9⋯.png (130.86 KB, 478x351, 478:351, startrek m'ress check 'em.png)

File: 3193d3a08113c06⋯.jpg (32.56 KB, 689x530, 13:10, startrek riker slutty.jpg)

>>71

If one more furfag wins, we're going to have to gather every single Star Trek character with body hair and just throw them in.


07741f No.122

File: ae904700792f645⋯.png (532.25 KB, 1302x2524, 651:1262, 219d9b5e5cd954d840e14ce740….png)

File: e5a9c5488b81ab6⋯.png (178.93 KB, 1302x1533, 62:73, 1653162529fb53c92da25903c3….png)

File: 2c5149e965eac75⋯.png (756.95 KB, 1302x2105, 1302:2105, b2ee5e92cd727f32ead123721a….png)

File: 52058690594e70e⋯.png (112.34 KB, 1302x1061, 1302:1061, a33622a30534153fce307ee030….png)

Gowronus of Borg is kill, but we died with some shit and blood on our dick-knives, so I'm not complaining.

Now accepting nominations for the tribute for the next games.


0a194e No.125

File: ffae7b4a16e7a43⋯.gif (112.68 KB, 238x263, 238:263, gowron_blood.gif)

Well I was going to come for the bloodsport, but they moved it an hour early this week. At least /startrek/ made it the furthest of the three.


07741f No.129

File: e4226c3547924b2⋯.gif (898.72 KB, 500x330, 50:33, startrek chekov OK.gif)

>>125

Yeah. All in all, it was a pretty decent first showing.

I'd love to know who nominated /trek/. Nearly every single thread 404s when you go to it, which means it's yet another casualty of April 1. Whoever did it probably thought we were doing it for shiggles and decided to have his own fun.


07741f No.149

File: aa87782fba9209c⋯.png (376.28 KB, 438x424, 219:212, ultra tribble.png)

Is it time we brought out the big guns?


0a194e No.154

File: e1a3a58b357fcd9⋯.gif (1.77 MB, 480x270, 16:9, mogwai buyers notice.gif)

>>149

>Is it time we brought out the big guns?


07741f No.156

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>154

>ywn grab as much pussy as Hoyt Axton

Feels bad, man.


07741f No.204

Okay, so I've suggested Ultratribble. Do we have any other options?


0a194e No.206

File: 95d6f5ea920a9b1⋯.jpg (341.92 KB, 1458x1080, 27:20, loudasawhisper_hd_068.jpg)

>>204

>Okay, so I've suggested Ultratribble. Do we have any other options?

I'm going to play a wildcard…


07741f No.208

File: 07c660fa0e460c3⋯.png (34.02 KB, 197x197, 1:1, anon growing stronger.png)

>>206

I like this idea because it's like the Wesley option: if he dies, no one here will care, and if he wins, no one anywhere else will live it down.


07741f No.235

File: c4f1f34bca12ac4⋯.png (600.25 KB, 562x537, 562:537, startrek i berate you.png)

Another potential tribute: Kirk "Rude Punkrocker" Thatcher.


5f2aa5 No.307

File: 06114ae75ffa715⋯.png (984.24 KB, 596x900, 149:225, Capture.PNG)

Let's just forget that Q ever appeared in Voyager and became a complete pussy. Let's remember him for how he lived and not how he died, because that Q is the one who will lead us to victory.


07741f No.314

File: ab2f1745d96f5c7⋯.png (229.22 KB, 438x424, 219:212, aa87782fba9209c0ccbc8985ff….png)

File: d604d3ef6adb0ea⋯.png (462.62 KB, 481x470, 481:470, Screenshot_2.png)

File: 3faa04f914929e4⋯.png (348.25 KB, 562x537, 562:537, c4f1f34bca12ac4d29df84a00b….png)

File: 36d3a0bf11a6846⋯.png (570.44 KB, 552x537, 184:179, Screenshot_3.png)

Okay, so here are the tributes:

>Ultratribble

>Deaf Ginger

>Punk circa 1985

>Mariachi Q

Vote for one for tribute and one for alternate, just in case it's mysteriously already taken by some other board.

I vote for Punk as tribute, Ultratribble as alternate.

We need a catchphrase that's designed for the board, not the tribute. Otherwise, if we win, it will read "/startrek/: I berate you with shit on my knife!" for a week.

Potential board slogans:

>"I'm a board, not a doctor!"

>"The FINAL Final Frontier"

>"May The Force Be With You"

Feel free to suggest your own.


0a194e No.318

File: 7db3313e0e85510⋯.jpg (102.49 KB, 765x500, 153:100, trek_punk-gallery_069.jpg)

>>314

Punk

The portion of the lyrics from the song heard in the movie.

>Just where is our future, the things we've done and said!

>Let's just push the button, we'd be better off dead!

>'Cause I hate you!

>And I berate you!

>And I can't wait to get to you!

>The sins of all our fathers, being dumped on us – the sons.

>The only choice we're given is how many megatons?

>And I eschew you!

>And I say, screw you!

>And I hope you're blue, too.

>We're all bloody worthless,…

What are length restrictions on the fields? I like these…

<'Cause I hate you!

<And I berate you!

<And I can't wait to get to you!


07741f No.319

>>318

If we win, it will say "/startrek/ - 'Cause I hate you!"


0a194e No.320

File: 053671a3bd087d0⋯.jpg (110.56 KB, 765x500, 153:100, trek_punk-futurespast_084.jpg)

File: be2a5eb8646b12a⋯.jpg (114.08 KB, 765x500, 153:100, trek_punk-futurespast_088.jpg)

File: 79edf8533305c13⋯.jpg (109.88 KB, 765x500, 153:100, trek_punk-futurespast_092.jpg)

>>319

>If we win, it will say "/startrek/ - 'Cause I hate you!"


07741f No.328

File: 42cf6f9df26820f⋯.png (492.72 KB, 470x478, 235:239, you have been berated.png)

>>320

Look, don't get me wrong, I want it as much as you, but no one will get it. We need something to draw in the crowd.

>using this as the pic, though.


0a194e No.329

File: d807273a3858831⋯.jpg (352.29 KB, 1440x1080, 4:3, haven_hd_269.jpg)

>>328

I nominated >>206 so any autistic screeching about our participation would fall on deaf ears, but I'm open to sending the mute instead.


07741f No.331

File: c5e720333493f19⋯.mp4 (4.97 MB, 320x240, 4:3, Mr. Homn Exits.mp4)

>>329

>but I'm open to sending the mute instead.

He's not mute. He just doesn't say much.


07741f No.352

Okay, the new game has been announced.

>>>/sudo/53822

/strek/ is using Swolecard and the suspected-but-unprovable weasel who keeps nominating /trek/ has, through some miraculous coincidence, chosen the Ultratribble for his tribute. So, we're down to Punk, Deaf Ginger, Mariachi Q, and Mr. Homm. Unless I hear dissent in the next few hours, I'll go with Punk and the slogan will be "The FINAL Final Frontier."


0a194e No.353

>>352

>"The FINAL Final Frontier."

SAVE THE WHALES, I SAY SCREW YOU


07741f No.354

File: e9d01b87d9e7e2c⋯.jpg (29.47 KB, 737x709, 737:709, bird shit.jpg)

>>353

Well, I guess there's always the option of going big or going home. Knowing my luck, the more offensive we make it, the more likely we are to win.


07741f No.355

>>353

How about "/startrek/ - Double Dumbass On You!"


0a194e No.356

>>355

I can live with that.


07741f No.357

Any opposed?


07741f No.358

Okay, we're in.

>>>/sudo/53882


07741f No.462

File: 83f11e9f50d2603⋯.gif (23.8 KB, 200x119, 200:119, 106364.gif)

Tomorrow: We win.


07741f No.528

Okay, so I'd like to plan ahead this time for next week's games. I'm still a little new to this aspect of board ownership so I'm looking for some suggestions. I'd like to make this one a group effort. I'm thinking we take the first four submissions for tribute and the first four for slogan and use one of those voting sites to determine the winner by Wednesday evening (to ensure we make it into the games before the places fill up). That means we go with the highest voted pic and slogan, going with the second highest voted if that micropenis claiming to be /trek/ steals them for himself.

I will not be submitting a tribute this time around, in order to make this one a crew decision. If someone can tell me the best choice for a voting site, I'd be grateful since I don't use them.

Submissions are open.


0a194e No.529

File: 9b351a9758579a3⋯.jpg (699.29 KB, 1167x953, 1167:953, kirk_mccoy06.jpg)

>>528

>If someone can tell me the best choice for a voting site, I'd be grateful since I don't use them

Poll sites are too easily manipulated by people with no genuine interest to our board and proxy abuse to vote multiple times. I'd just go by the feedback we get from the thread.


0a194e No.530

File: 7a25558b8cf103a⋯.jpg (37.56 KB, 500x300, 5:3, trekdies.jpg)

I'm starting to suspect this whole game is rigged bullshit and not even worth our time.


07741f No.531

File: 0a7064620178d32⋯.png (47.64 KB, 483x147, 23:7, 26f839874e6b06739aae5e29e4….png)

>>530

Anyone else thinking we crashed into each other? Could be worse, though: "/trek/" ended up making porn with furries.

>I'm starting to suspect this whole game is rigged bullshit and not even worth our time.

If furs had won again, I might agree, but /bbbb/ won. Just a bad coincidence. I do like the way both /startrek/ and /strek/ have images that seem to be disgusted with the shitty way we died.

>>529

>Poll sites are too easily manipulated by people with no genuine interest to our board and proxy abuse to vote multiple times. I'd just go by the feedback we get from the thread.

Okay, although I suppose that could be manipulated the same way. We'll give that a shot.


0a194e No.533

File: 3ec50efd78e5565⋯.jpg (1.09 MB, 1890x1512, 5:4, mccoy_spock03.jpg)

>>531

>Okay, although I suppose that could be manipulated the same way. We'll give that a shot.

Well, at bare minimum, we're forcing them to participate and generate post counts.

You've decided we're not a dictatorship, but now we've got to decide if we're a republic or democracy. Quality opinions should be weighted more than shitty ones or blind voting.


07741f No.535

File: 2526627431054ef⋯.jpg (74.57 KB, 534x606, 89:101, captainkirk.jpg)

>>533

Your reasoning is sound. We'll go with that for now.

>You've decided we're not a dictatorship, but now we've got to decide if we're a republic or democracy.

As captain, I get final say on some aspects of how things run around here, but a good captain listens to his senior officers and crew to ensure a smooth voyage. Or, in non-trekkie terms, let's make this board a good one together. I will make mistakes, but I'll do my best to keep them to a minimum.

Re: The next Hunger Farce Games: Anyone posting a tribute, please indicate that you are doing so as I don't want to confuse it with a reaction image.


0a194e No.536

File: c6000d41b5e767a⋯.jpg (607.16 KB, 1125x1417, 1125:1417, mccoy_chapel01.jpg)

>>535

>As captain, I get final say on some aspects of how things run around here

As empowered by Starfleet protocol, as the board's Chief Medical Officer I can relieve you of duty if I deem you incapable to perform your duties.


07741f No.548

File: c92924439c73104⋯.mp4 (5.92 MB, 640x360, 16:9, The Prime Directive Robot….mp4)

>>536

Is this about the space herpes, again? I told you, I'm CLEAN.


0a194e No.551

File: 1ecbfb1acccf1e8⋯.mp4 (10.66 MB, 640x360, 16:9, The Ice Pirates 1984 Full ….mp4)

>>548

>Is this about the space herpes, again? I told you, I'm CLEAN.

Is that suppose to be an Ice Pirates reference, or am I reading too much into it?

Orville will probably reference it sooner or later, I guarantee it


07741f No.556

>>551

>Is that suppose to be an Ice Pirates reference, or am I reading too much into it?

It was a Robot Chicken reference like in the vid. Nice Ice Pirates trailer, though.


07741f No.623

File: 45127f44e92ae04⋯.jpg (19.09 KB, 300x400, 3:4, startrek picard goes hunti….jpg)

Bumping for tributes and slogans. As I said, I want to give you guys a chance, but when the placement opens, I want to make sure we're in, so I'll pick something again if I have no choice. Anyone got anything to submit for either category?


0a194e No.627

File: 6980f626f12de54⋯.jpg (295.29 KB, 1022x674, 511:337, odo_garak_torture_makeup.jpg)

GIVE ME GENDER BINARY OR GIVE ME MALE PRIVILEGE


07741f No.630

>>627

Which one, or do you want both?


0a194e No.631

File: f7940a1599cda48⋯.jpg (295.34 KB, 1024x830, 512:415, odo_diseased_makeup.jpg)

ALLEGORY TO AIDS EPISODE


0a194e No.632

>>630

>Which one, or do you want both?

See >>599

… and you call yourself my #1 fan.


0a194e No.633

File: de7bceb797105e2⋯.jpg (493.48 KB, 784x1162, 56:83, spock_hmtest_tmp1.jpg)

>>627

I meant the whole thing as a tag reference to the STD uniforms.

>>631

I wasn't serious about the tag on that one, but I liked the pic, given the seasonal appeal for halloween.

SPACE HIPPIES


bcbcc4 No.634

File: fd2cd04bd4195ad⋯.jpg (12.79 KB, 436x479, 436:479, saltvampire.jpg)

>>633

STAY SALTY!


0a194e No.635

File: f0a4817b17217ac⋯.jpg (297.44 KB, 911x624, 911:624, wheaton_stewart_final.jpg)

HOW TO DISPOSE OF WIL'S BODY IN FIVE EASY STEPS


07741f No.636

>>635

You want Dusty Wesley or Picard of Arabia?


07741f No.637

>>631

That episode was horrifying enough to begin with, but seeing him with the black background is pure nightmare fuel.

>>632

>… and you call yourself my #1 fan.

S-sorry, senpai.


07741f No.638

I know I said first four, but let's just go for five. Anyone have a final choice?


0a194e No.639

File: 7347f8833dec875⋯.jpg (89.08 KB, 481x600, 481:600, alley_saavik_pb.jpg)

File: fef8cd68cee92be⋯.jpg (190.8 KB, 634x970, 317:485, saavik_twok.jpg)

NO FAP TIL PON FARR


07741f No.640

>>639

Thank you, and I'm sure we'd all like to remember her like that, and not as the fat insane cunt she became.


07741f No.641

File: b13116dbdebb88a⋯.png (712.13 KB, 564x545, 564:545, AIDS Odo.png)

File: c76d453e1b1884b⋯.png (419.03 KB, 390x416, 15:16, Kohlinar Spock.png)

File: 972b6408527f390⋯.png (196.21 KB, 421x427, 421:427, Picard of Arabia.png)

File: 811610a1651a0db⋯.png (506.47 KB, 469x462, 67:66, saavik.png)

File: 83cf11c5abe6d14⋯.png (227.21 KB, 426x408, 71:68, salt vampire.png)

Okay, folks. Voting is open until the Games thread appears. At that point, if it hasn't already been decided by us, I'll grab the pic and slogan that have the most votes. Also, I've decided that even if the /trek/ fag decides to continue to be butthurt mischievous and submit our choice, we're still going with our first pick. He doesn't get to force us to go with second best anymore. If anyone complains, I will point out that /trek/'s entrance is a farce considering nearly all their threads are 404s and they only have two IPs at any given time.

Pick one from the following:

>AIDS Odo

>Kohlinar Spock

>Picard of Arabia (if that anon meant Wesley, let me know and I'll fix it)

>Saavik

>Salt Vampire

Pick one from the following

>ALLEGORY TO AIDS EPISODE

>SPACE HIPPIES

>STAY SALTY!

>HOW TO DISPOSE OF WIL'S BODY IN FIVE EASY STEPS

>NO FAP TIL PON FARR

I'll abstain from voting.


0a194e No.648

>>641

>I'll abstain

>probably already fapped kirstie alley

Saavik

NO FAP TILL PON FARR


07741f No.649

File: 66ba9231a899e00⋯.jpg (253.89 KB, 1200x1800, 2:3, kirstie-alley-leaves-the-c….jpg)

>>648

>>probably already fapped kirstie alley

Memories of beauty cannot override the harsh reality of those cankles.


07741f No.656

>>648

>Saavik

>NO FAP TILL PON FARR

One for Saavik and her slogan. Anyone else?


07741f No.685

Guys, don't come grunting to me if Saavik gets in on one vote.


0a194e No.688

File: ad3b1bb67e8834e⋯.jpeg (303.55 KB, 808x1008, 101:126, kirk_andrea.jpeg)

>>685

>Guys, don't cum grunting to me if Saavik gets in on one vote.

I didn't make it till pon farr, so like does each fap for Saavik count as a vote?


bcbcc4 No.689

>>685

I'll vote for Savik and her slogan this time, but I'm going to resubmit the salt vampire next week.

>>688

>I didn't make it till pon farr, so like does each fap for Saavik count as a vote?

I guess thats two votes from me.


07741f No.693

Two votes for Saavik.


07741f No.699

>>693

Last chance to vote. I'm submitting Saavik in 30 minutes from now.


07741f No.700

File: 1728edc200f93d1⋯.jpg (51.42 KB, 405x750, 27:50, furry bondage freak.jpg)

>>699

Saavik is our official tribute this week. Nominations for next week begin immediately after this week's game is won by a furry.


07741f No.793

File: 70c803aedd50c7a⋯.png (765.76 KB, 1302x2125, 1302:2125, 43c68bcf896f29b8297ec8ab53….png)

Tomorrow night's lineup.


0a194e No.794

>>793

>Tomorrow night's lineup.

A Star Trek entry will finally win but it will be /television/


07741f No.798

File: e3ea807e410dab2⋯.jpg (156.64 KB, 891x895, 891:895, andorian_star_trek_cosplay….jpg)

>>794

I know. AND to make matters worse, it's Shran.


07741f No.799

File: 29026aff3830a47⋯.png (342.55 KB, 449x284, 449:284, dubs trekked.png)

Also, WE'LL win tomorrow.


07741f No.804

File: 7b9e96bfdec1f76⋯.png (110.76 KB, 603x159, 201:53, Screenshot_1.png)

Death wears a diaper.


07741f No.811

File: 108acfad866b1d4⋯.jpg (23.11 KB, 480x360, 4:3, startrek picard sega game ….jpg)

Now taking nominations for next week's tribute.


07741f No.812

File: a9b892b997f1fec⋯.jpg (24.5 KB, 635x600, 127:120, Jason-Alexander-in-Star-Tr….jpg)

I'll submit one this time, but I'll still refrain from voting.

>Vaginahead Costanzoid

>"George likes spicy targ."


07741f No.848

File: 11bee13643593d9⋯.png (146.75 KB, 418x258, 209:129, dog why.png)

Bumping. C'mon, guys. Don't accuse me of unilaterally choosing tributes if you won't contribute.


0a194e No.849

>>812

Shoop a creampie on his forehead, we got a winner.


5f2aa5 No.859

File: b1fff2166c8cd51⋯.jpg (479.79 KB, 775x905, 155:181, Sarek,_2366.jpg)

I suggested this to /strek/ weeks ago: send in Sarek, deranged and confused. He'll be the last one standing without even knowing there was a competition.


07741f No.860

File: 86c9d85c934e9ed⋯.jpg (79.13 KB, 694x530, 347:265, unificationpartone083.jpg)

File: af01f974f7081c0⋯.jpg (78.75 KB, 694x530, 347:265, unificationpartone085.jpg)

File: e5f67bb6277c539⋯.jpg (13.34 KB, 400x301, 400:301, 400.jpg)

>>859

>send in Sarek, deranged and confused

I like the idea of sending in Bendii Syndrome Sarek, but if we're going to do it, let's do it right. If we win, they should know they were defeated by a senile old man whose emotions are out of control.


0a194e No.866

Hospice-care Sarek, Michael Burnham's blood clot on his tampon, and shit in his diaper.

never mind meld with blacks, not even once


07741f No.873

>>866

>Michael Burnham's blood clot on his tampon, and shit in his diaper.

This pleases me as a slogan, but I think it has to be SFW for the normie boards.


5f2aa5 No.875

>>873

real talk what is a "normie board" on 8chan? everyone seems to be cut from the same /pol/ cloth more or less, the only possible way to offend them is to suggest that jews may actually be human


bcbcc4 No.876

>>860

>>859

I was going to resubmit the salt vampire, but I kind of dig Sarek choking out his last while still managing to nerve pinch everyone to death

>>866

"Death in my fingers and plomeek in my diaper!"


07741f No.891

>>875

>what is a "normie board" on 8chan?

I meant the SFW boards. Most are far from normie, though, so that was a bad use of the term on my part.

>everyone seems to be cut from the same /pol/ cloth more or less,

I double-dog dare you to go to /leftypol/ and make a thread saying that. Post results

>the only possible way to offend them is to suggest that jews may actually be human

Yeah. I got my first permaban for /pol/ for wanting to hear an alleged jew out before I joined in pelting him with tomatoes. He was probably a LARPer, anyway. /pol/'s a little quick on the ban trigger.


07741f No.892

>>876

>"Death in my fingers and plomeek in my diaper!"

Man, I'm tempted.


5f2aa5 No.895

>>891

>banned for wanting to hear out an alleged jew

>Oy vey, the goyim are committing wrongthink again. We had better ban them until they get with the narrative.

>>892

Imo we should come up with something original rather than ripping off the /strek/ thing, the more we differentiate from other boards the better I'd think.


0a194e No.896

File: d270db5cca54b03⋯.png (5.29 KB, 582x41, 582:41, blood on my knife - bajora….png)

File: 151b4f005c7137b⋯.png (7.49 KB, 583x42, 583:42, or shit on my dick - bajor….png)

File: 57de7530b989986⋯.png (7.44 KB, 585x45, 13:1, blocks your path - bajoran….png)

File: 84a93d5e27cf21f⋯.png (6.23 KB, 562x52, 281:26, what do you do - bajoran 4….png)

>>895

>Imo we should come up with something original rather than ripping off the /strek/ thing, the more we differentiate from other boards the better I'd think.

I was the anon that started the whole Gowron blocks your path thread with that shit anyways, I'll burn it into the ground and make it so stale neither of us can use it if I want to.


0a194e No.897

File: 13abcd899f29250⋯.png (553.16 KB, 575x681, 575:681, Gowron dagger.png)

File: 87fd1b0f3cc5cb0⋯.jpg (28.84 KB, 852x480, 71:40, prison cell.jpg)

File: 7946fd33ca02344⋯.png (3.24 KB, 256x43, 256:43, strek - bajoran 48pt - fon….png)


07741f No.901

File: 58e5b6c213e5d96⋯.png (91.87 KB, 669x1008, 223:336, startrek gowron's hope lar….png)

>>895

>we should come up with something original rather than ripping off the /strek/ thing

This anon ( >>896 >>897 ) came up with the original post, and I added to it with stuff like pic related. /startrek/ has as much right to it as /strek/. But by all means, come up with something good and we'll be happy to add that to the mythos.

>>896

>I'll burn it into the ground and make it so stale neither of us can use it if I want to.

It probably won't be necessary. Besides, you can't kill something that is that much fun.


5f2aa5 No.910

>>901

Oh I'm not saying /strek/ owns it or something, it would just be cool if we came up with something else. Not like I'm helping there or anything, so by all means, green blood on my knife and yellow babes on my dick, keep the meme going.

And by yellow I do mean vulcan, just to be very, very clear.


07741f No.916

File: 4ba4a447d6bdfe2⋯.jpg (194.8 KB, 1280x1036, 320:259, gamesters6.jpg)

>>910

>Oh I'm not saying /strek/ owns it or something, it would just be cool if we came up with something else.

Gotcha.

>green blood on my knife and yellow babes on my dick

>And by yellow I do mean vulcan, just to be very, very clear.

You had me worried, there. I thought you might have been talking about the gal that raped Chekov.


0a194e No.920

>>916

>the gal that raped Chekov.

I nominate her

Doctor. I thwink I gwot womethwing peniwillin cwan't cwure.


07741f No.921

>>920

>Doctor. I thwink I gwot womethwing peniwillin cwan't cwure.

I tried to read that out loud. I now hate you for my bit tongue.


07741f No.926

Okay, that's three Tributes and the game opens tomorrow. Anymore suggestions before we put it to a vote?


07741f No.927

File: 199d46e523b8047⋯.jpg (28.3 KB, 464x449, 464:449, Jorj.jpg)

File: e95e1b3cf2251f7⋯.jpg (31.35 KB, 465x464, 465:464, AIDS Sarek.jpg)

File: 4d0a835dae2cda9⋯.jpg (10.35 KB, 199x195, 199:195, Shahna.jpg)

Jorj

>"Jorj likes spicy targ."

>"You're killin' independent Jorj!"

Bendii Syndrome Sarek

>"Death in my fingers and plomeek in my diaper!"

>"Beware of Vulcan AIDS."

Shahna

>"Doctor. I thwink I gwot womethwing peniwillin cwan't cwure."

>"Gamesters of 8chelion"

Let's hear it, folks. Submissions are tomorrow. I'll default to Sarek if there's no consensus.


0a194e No.930

File: e6a9bb518e1c80f⋯.jpg (85.66 KB, 540x540, 1:1, Shahna.jpg)

She's all hair isn't she?


0a194e No.931

File: c77af9bcf084886⋯.jpg (285.69 KB, 1436x1080, 359:270, thegamestersoftriskelionhd….jpg)

Needy women, more than merely just science fiction


07741f No.938

>>931

1 for Shahna. Do you want the pic to include Chekov looking worried?

I'd like us to have a slogan for the board that's constant, something that advertises us on a regular basis instead of something that will be confusing as hell when we win.


0a194e No.942

>>938

>I'd like us to have a slogan for the board that's constant, something that advertises us on a regular basis instead of something that will be confusing as hell when we win.

official board of schizoaffective disorder


7310a1 No.944

>>927

Casting my vote for Sarek.

>>942

I would click on this slogan at the top of the page, just see what the fuck's up


bdb3b8 No.945

>>942

>>944

1 for Shahna

1 for Sarek

2 for "Official board of schizoaffective disorder," which is probably just asking for trouble but I'm okay with it. I'd still like to work on something a little less psychotic, but it'll do for now.

In the event of a tie, I'll break it and go with Sarek, so if we don't have any votes before the /sudo/ thread for #12 opens today, it'll be him. If anyone wants to vote for someone else, you have until then.


a5671b No.950

No tie. I vote Sarek.


bdb3b8 No.951

2 for Sarek

1 for Shahna

Still waiting on the /sudo/ thread, so votes are still open until it appears.


bdb3b8 No.954

File: fea5b1ca5882580⋯.mp4 (851.52 KB, 480x360, 4:3, Family Guy - Sudafed.mp4)

>>951

Also, completely off topic, but "/sudo/ thread" sounds like Sudafed. I just had to share that with everyone.

Okay, I'm done.


bd64e4 No.955


3b3a10 No.956

>>938

>I'd like us to have a slogan for the board

GAAAAAYYYYYYYY


bdb3b8 No.964

>>956

>GAAAAAYYYYYYYY

I'll put that one on the "maybe" pile. Although, if I'm honest, that would be pretty fucking hilarious to see on every page.


bdb3b8 No.984

File: f70c0b7c8f6ada6⋯.jpg (13.75 KB, 255x255, 1:1, 650c6c27527fd4c51215f76b1c….jpg)

We're entered. And I see my legacy at /strek/ continues, as they're using my O'Brien pic this week.


bdb3b8 No.1034

File: 5e2c5839d9ff4d2⋯.jpg (63.61 KB, 775x291, 775:291, Screenshot_1.jpg)

File: 59418ef4fe88fcc⋯.png (264.09 KB, 373x302, 373:302, startrek bashir TOS.png)

Cap'n Salty is still butt-pinched, I see. You'd think we stole the crown jewels on the way out, or something.

Our best standings in the Top 100 have never gotten past 25 unique IPs. We're below some of the most degenerate boards on 8ch. Why is /strek/ still so angry about this?


b6241d No.1035

>>1034

I think it's just that fag, not the rest of the board. I go back and forth between both boards and barely see mention of /startrek/ on /strek/.


bdb3b8 No.1036

>>1035

Good to know.

I suppose I shouldn't assume it's the BO. It's just that I can't imagine a regular anon being that worked up over this. If it is some rogue little shit, he must be further down on the spectrum than normal.


b6241d No.1037

>>1036

I hope it's not the BO, it'd be sad if he was still mad about all this stuff.


bd64e4 No.1040

startrek decides to give the audience of the arena fanservice by showing up nude


bdb3b8 No.1041

File: 4b1092a6d44438b⋯.jpg (5.68 KB, 421x108, 421:108, Screenshot_2.jpg)

File: 3f56a00f88014e7⋯.jpg (4.65 KB, 230x109, 230:109, Screenshot_3.jpg)

Strong start. Sorta.


bdb3b8 No.1042

File: 38aa52d2d25ed61⋯.jpg (8.47 KB, 346x108, 173:54, Screenshot_4.jpg)

>>1041

Uh oh.


bdb3b8 No.1043

File: 98300bda357d090⋯.jpg (3.68 KB, 195x102, 65:34, Screenshot_5.jpg)

>>1042

Back on track.


bd64e4 No.1044

File: 9246af85d3265a5⋯.jpg (26.05 KB, 407x512, 407:512, mccoy_sickbay.jpg)

well shit, he's dead Jim


bdb3b8 No.1045

File: 9d361af215334b5⋯.jpg (7.3 KB, 246x111, 82:37, Screenshot_6.jpg)

File: 64232b87713e754⋯.jpg (8.22 KB, 310x115, 62:23, Screenshot_7.jpg)

>>1043

We dead.


bdb3b8 No.1046

/strek/ and /trek/ are still in it. Good luck to /strek/.

/trek/ can go fuck himself.


bd64e4 No.1047

File: 5abac59a6ad313a⋯.jpg (291.22 KB, 606x802, 303:401, mccoy_closeup2.jpg)

bmn & trek hunt for minorities to kill


bdb3b8 No.1048

/trek/ is dead. Now we just need /chaos/ to take it in the ass out of revenge and we can begin planning next week's tributes.


bd64e4 No.1049

File: 53227a3c1139784⋯.jpg (478.21 KB, 784x1004, 196:251, kirk_mccoy_amoktime.jpg)

strek suddenly died of a heart attack for unknown reasons


bdb3b8 No.1050

/strek/ just died from a heart attack. That's not going to go over well.

/chaos/ still in it.


bd64e4 No.1052

File: 7d217ca47aa99c4⋯.jpg (743.79 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, Mick_Fleetwood-Antedian_di….jpg)

How about Mick Fleetwood next week?

You can call it, another lonely day


bdb3b8 No.1053

File: cff84ad57b47d1c⋯.jpg (16.08 KB, 268x264, 67:66, orion.jpg)

>>1052

An excellent choice.

I'll go with the Make-Up Orioness.

>"Don't Hate Us Because We're Beautiful"


87d9fe No.1085

File: d76926acefda80d⋯.png (382.73 KB, 483x602, 69:86, dauphin.PNG)

I say it's time we whip out the big guns.

And I don't mean the sliver of worf's knee on the bottom-right.


bdb3b8 No.1086

>>1085

Nice. Got a slogan?


87d9fe No.1087

>>1086

>/startrek/ - Pioneering costume design since '66

or something completely unrelated, idk, I just feel like this is one of the show's worst excuses for an alien since the gorn and someone already used the gorn. These are exactly why they should stick to the "add some ornamentation to the face" style aliens.


bdb3b8 No.1088

File: 849036c72bb7824⋯.gif (974.23 KB, 240x149, 240:149, manthumbsup.gif)

>>1087

>/startrek/ - Pioneering costume design since '66

I like it.

>These are exactly why they should stick to the "add some ornamentation to the face" style aliens.

Considering the era, It's actually pretty good, but I remember when I first saw that creature and sighed. Even for season 1 & 2, the episode was pretty lackluster.


87d9fe No.1090

File: 6ceea56c13c6b4b⋯.jpg (86.01 KB, 946x532, 473:266, DW-10th-planet-cybermen.jpg)

>>1088

I thought it was an abysmal episode turned cringy when the creatures appeared. I actually don't blame Wheaton for this at all, he did pretty well - there was just no substance to the story. So, alien princess with overly protective guardian, okay, and what was accomplished? The whole mystery of the episode was the shapeshifting and while normally I can suspend my disbelief for these things (I've seen all of the original Dr. Who series) but in this case not even a little bit.

>pic related: doctor who robots who wear ski masks, apparently


bdb3b8 No.1094

>>1090

>So, alien princess with overly protective guardian, okay, and what was accomplished?

Absolutely nothing.


bdb3b8 No.1101

File: 2f4a55edc341abb⋯.jpg (662.11 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 7d217ca47aa99c4cbe532bf51c….jpg)

File: cff84ad57b47d1c⋯.jpg (16.08 KB, 268x264, 67:66, orion.jpg)

File: 7c2991e045bdd5d⋯.png (250.92 KB, 443x416, 443:416, buggerbear.png)

Three tributes, time for a vote for tomorrow's/Thursday's submission.

Mick Fleetwood

"You can call it another lonely day" (which is a painfully accurate slogan for /startrek/)

Orion Model

"Don't hate us because we're beautiful"

Bugbear

"Pioneering costume design since '66"

Vote now. I'm abstaining except in case of a tie, in which case I'll step in and break it.


87d9fe No.1111

>>1101

slow day eh?

shamelessly voting for myself then >>1085


bdb3b8 No.1112

File: 7ff6722aa78599e⋯.png (952.99 KB, 632x630, 316:315, dubs 11.png)

File: 7ff6722aa78599e⋯.png (952.99 KB, 632x630, 316:315, dubs 11.png)

>>1111

Checked.

>slow day eh?

Holy shit, is it ever. I've been trying to come up with some new topic ideas but nothing I'm throwing at the wall appears to be sticking.


bd64e4 No.1113

File: 77b95f827aa8d10⋯.gif (1.27 MB, 300x225, 4:3, data rolls dubs.gif)

>>1111

nice quads, i won't argue with a guy with quads or drag this out to the end of the week with a split vote, so I'll just have what this guy's having


bdb3b8 No.1116

>>1113

Two for the bugbear, and that will probably be it unless we hear from someone before tomorrow night's /sudo/ thread.


87d9fe No.1120

>>1112

shit man I didn't even notice I feel so special.

On the other note I'd probably have more to bring up but my scheduled programming of nothing but TNG and Fringe reruns has been waylaid by Narcos. Good shit.


bdb3b8 No.1145

We're in. We're going with the quads. >>1111


bdb3b8 No.1237

Waiting on hungeranon.

>>>/sudo/57142


bdb3b8 No.1239

File: da35e5670e8a092⋯.png (19.06 KB, 234x197, 234:197, Screenshot_3.png)

File: 550e29797a5a76e⋯.png (12.52 KB, 237x97, 237:97, Screenshot_4.png)

File: 181f6aac03260e2⋯.jpg (79.35 KB, 640x427, 640:427, 20140212053042a0dphscl3gpk….jpg)

>>1237

Everyone got Leafcucked again. We got murloc-raped.

At least /trek/ didn't win. I'm perfectly okay with /strek/ beating us, but if /trek/ wins, we go to war.


bdb3b8 No.1240

File: cff84ad57b47d1c⋯.jpg (16.08 KB, 268x264, 67:66, orion.jpg)

File: 5d517b8ed64514a⋯.jpg (149.61 KB, 590x572, 295:286, frogsad.jpg)

Now taking sacrifice tribute nominations for next week.

I'll resubmit the Orion makeup gal.

>"Don't hate us because we're beautiful."


bdb3b8 No.1293

File: 9a11716e0452ddf⋯.jpg (57.09 KB, 946x765, 946:765, STELLLLLAAAAA!.jpg)

>>1240

Tomorrow's the new thread on /sudo/, gang.

Also nominating Stellabot. Maybe she'll nag the others to death.


bdb3b8 No.1294

>>1293

>"/startrek/, what are you up to?!"


bdb3b8 No.1347

Last chance to submit/vote, gang. Tomorrow is the new /sudo/ thread. Forgive yesterday's boo-boo; I thought it was Tuesday for some reason.

However, that fake Tuesday is gone and today is actual Tuesday, and the clock ticketh.


87d9fe No.1349

Two of my nominations have already failed so far so I'm gonna go ahead and just vote for Stella. Speaking of, has someone already used Mudd?


bdb3b8 No.1354

>>1349

I don't know. Wanna put him up there next week?


bd64e4 No.1356

File: cf4377c5d301c19⋯.jpg (230.4 KB, 960x960, 1:1, STD_Lt_Paul_Stamets.jpg)

When this card is wielded in public relations warfare, your opponent is forced to the play the gay card, and then is only granted a temporary reprieve from damage.

Made Kevin Spacey Play His Gay Card


87d9fe No.1357

>>1356

I'm gonna be honest, I'd be pretty okay with being raped by kevin spacey if he talked to me like frank while he did it

>>1354

It seems criminal not to doesn't it?


bdb3b8 No.1358

File: 70525d252790b8a⋯.gif (1.71 MB, 423x306, 47:34, spittake NPH and some jew.gif)

>>1356

Oh fuck, I know I said I wouldn't vote this week, but I think we kind of have to run with that pic and slogan. Anyone opposed?


bdb3b8 No.1366

File: 3df999375b69e88⋯.png (131.1 KB, 252x252, 1:1, Raped Rapp.png)

No objections, so we're in with Raped Rapp.

>>>/sudo/57996


87d9fe No.1367

>>1366

inb4 we actually win this one and get flooded with non-trekkies from across 8chan for using the hot topic of the week


bdb3b8 No.1369

File: db75aac3690cf25⋯.png (406.38 KB, 600x609, 200:203, transformers optimus.png)

>>1367

Whatever it takes, Megatron. We gotta bump these rookie numbers up.


bdb3b8 No.1388

File: 3c5b37642ed122d⋯.jpg (66.31 KB, 694x530, 347:265, startrek gowron you know t….jpg)

Welp, some of the johnny-come-lately boards are salty as fuck that there are three trek boards in the running, yet again. As far as I can tell, they're not really that mad about us being in there, like they claim, so much as they can't get their shit together in time to enter before the places fill up. I don't know why these are the games where everyone decided to snap, but we might be in for a raid if we ever win… although I think we all know that /strek/ and /startrek/ are going to end up getting cucked by the single user of /trek/.


abe411 No.1418

File: 562c567bd4f8e8f⋯.jpg (36.25 KB, 531x432, 59:48, blk steven stephens.jpg)

>>1388

And now we've been ejected from the games because of a technicality that I'm pretty sure didn't exist before.

I abdicate any responsibility from submitting a tribute. From now on, whoever gets to /sudo/ first on Wednesday can enter whomever they want with whatever slogan they want. If no one does, then we won't be in them. And no, I literally do not care anymore what goes in. If you want our slogan to be "We fuck animals," go to it.


3f36fb No.1420

>>1418

>And now we've been ejected from the games because of a technicality that I'm pretty sure didn't exist before.

What is this, intolerance for gay outing? Fucking towelheads running /sudo/


3f36fb No.1421

Could you VPN or TorPEDO the additional submissions? That would be some thick irony on getting around the rule.


3f36fb No.1423

File: a21aa69fd927362⋯.jpg (956.63 KB, 372x208, 93:52, phlox tries to hold back a….jpg)

scifi sells a used dragon dildo to tifa


3f36fb No.1424

File: e328c32531aa977⋯.png (24.88 KB, 816x1056, 17:22, replicant_okay_to_be_red.png)

cure used wallhacks to find & kill scifi & trek


abe411 No.1426

File: e22c5c472aebb64⋯.jpg (42.13 KB, 500x329, 500:329, bladerunner roy uses his h….jpg)

>>1421

>Could you VPN or TorPEDO the additional submissions? That would be some thick irony on getting around the rule.

I probably could, which is why this is so pantsu-on-head retarded, but I'd rather you guys take care of it from now on so I can honestly tell them it's not me doing both. I'll handle the other board's tribute until I get enough of a user base to start doing it democratically.

>>1424

I thought that was probably you. Feel free to cross-post your Bladerunner commentary over there, as well.


0404b6 No.1468

Wish I had seen in advance cause I would have nominated /startrek/ on your behalf.

t.fag who sometimes nominates /strek/


abe411 No.1469

File: 2b171e0dc7aa31d⋯.jpg (132.16 KB, 707x530, 707:530, startrek damar remove hasp….jpg)

>>1468

No worries. Go ahead and do it this time if you get there first. Just do me a solid and make it the most outrageous tribute and slogan you can think of.

Can't wait for the inevitable accusations of me IP hopping.


3f36fb No.1470

File: 9a5831e5d9910c7⋯.jpg (122.78 KB, 393x393, 1:1, kevin spacey crop.jpg)

Contracted an STD from Anthony Rapp

or

Made Anthony Rapp Play The Victim Card


abe411 No.1512

File: 61a764fac4e6f4b⋯.jpg (15.07 KB, 320x320, 1:1, startrekpicardlarf.jpg)

>>1470

Make it so.


3f36fb No.1525


abe411 No.1526

File: 66045c7bdd628ce⋯.png (219.44 KB, 499x499, 1:1, startrek geordi rarest.png)

>>1525

I saw, and the first one in, as well. Well done.

Now we just have to sit back and wait for them to accuse me of IP hopping.


abe411 No.1554

>>1526

Well, as it turns out, everyone's ignoring me (thankfully) and they're targeting (correctly, I believe) the asshat(s) who keep posting boards with that stick drawing of the same girl.

The game is set up and Yawn is just fixing some last minute stuff, so we'll find out sometime today who the winner is.


abe411 No.1557

File: 41f1ebc8bcd384c⋯.png (28.51 KB, 456x143, 456:143, d8c84c7408b40b27f2a2765bb0….png)

Life is…life is very strange, sometimes.


abe411 No.1558

File: d4529c14aacca18⋯.png (78.99 KB, 538x132, 269:66, Screenshot_1.png)

Dammit.


ff3a03 No.1641

>>65

We can still use a win.


abe411 No.1643

>>1641

>We can still use a win.

I suspect the games are petering out. It seems like every time they hold one, there's rampant bitching and complaining. Yawn's going to eventually tell everyone to fuck off.


e3a075 No.1644

>>1641

To be honest the only boards I've actually seen benefit at all from the games has been /cats/ and currently /sg/

And even then /cats/ pretty much nosedived after a week.


abe411 No.1653

File: daf75b8bdb8e074⋯.png (402.75 KB, 326x474, 163:237, moot pretty l'il princess.png)

>>1644

I think /canada/ managed to grab the hearts and minds of the fucking leaf population to some degree. I still can't believe they won twice.

I don't even want to be top 25, but top 50 would be nice. I would just like to accumulate some more users so we can start building something akin to /co/ or /tg/, but not so big that we end up getting brownpilled to death. Mind you, it's always possible that a certain board owner will make an unpopular decision, and then we'd see an influx that would require me to step up my game, moderation wise. I don't know how many times, over the years, I've seen one person's bad day destroy a board or even an entire website. The 2014 halfchan exodus was but one of many.


3f36fb No.1655

>>1653

>I don't know how many times, over the years, I've seen one person's bad day destroy a board or even an entire website.

BO'ship has to a nerve-wracking occupation, and I hear it doesn't even pay that well?


abe411 No.1657

>>1655

New one is up, so whomever's submitting, git 'r done.

>>>/sudo/60169


abe411 No.1658

File: fbf17fb4d651cb3⋯.png (133 KB, 400x283, 400:283, startrek he does it for re….png)

>>1655

>BO'ship has to a nerve-wracking occupation, and I hear it doesn't even pay that well?

The rumors are true. I do it for free.


abe411 No.1659

File: e7ae5cf365d45c5⋯.jpg (71.47 KB, 482x366, 241:183, facepalmarcee.jpg)

>>1657

Fucked up and linked to the /scifi/ tribute instead of the entire thread. Anyway, there's still room for /startrek/ if you guys want to drop one in there.


3f36fb No.1661


abe411 No.1662

File: f9c18f4b4370b78⋯.gif (3.7 MB, 347x244, 347:244, putin laugh.gif)

>>1661

Nice.


abe411 No.1778




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