We could use a win.
Week of Saturday, September 30.
I've unilaterally chosen Gowronus of Borg, this time, since /strek/'s finally using Sirellus. I was tempted to use her as well, but decided to take the slightly-higher road. Win or lose (probably lose, since we aren't furfags), it should hopefully bring some new blood to the crew.
Any recommendations for tributes for future games?
NANITES IN YOUR BLOOD OR SHIT ON MY DONGLE
If one more furfag wins, we're going to have to gather every single Star Trek character with body hair and just throw them in.
Gowronus of Borg is kill, but we died with some shit and blood on our dick-knives, so I'm not complaining.
Now accepting nominations for the tribute for the next games.
Well I was going to come for the bloodsport, but they moved it an hour early this week. At least /startrek/ made it the furthest of the three.
Yeah. All in all, it was a pretty decent first showing.
I'd love to know who nominated /trek/. Nearly every single thread 404s when you go to it, which means it's yet another casualty of April 1. Whoever did it probably thought we were doing it for shiggles and decided to have his own fun.
Is it time we brought out the big guns?
>Is it time we brought out the big guns?
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>ywn grab as much pussy as Hoyt Axton
Feels bad, man.
Okay, so I've suggested Ultratribble. Do we have any other options?
>Okay, so I've suggested Ultratribble. Do we have any other options?
I'm going to play a wildcard…
I like this idea because it's like the Wesley option: if he dies, no one here will care, and if he wins, no one anywhere else will live it down.
Another potential tribute: Kirk "Rude Punkrocker" Thatcher.
Let's just forget that Q ever appeared in Voyager and became a complete pussy. Let's remember him for how he lived and not how he died, because that Q is the one who will lead us to victory.
Okay, so here are the tributes:
>Punk circa 1985
Vote for one for tribute and one for alternate, just in case it's mysteriously already taken by some other board.
I vote for Punk as tribute, Ultratribble as alternate.
We need a catchphrase that's designed for the board, not the tribute. Otherwise, if we win, it will read "/startrek/: I berate you with shit on my knife!" for a week.
Potential board slogans:
>"I'm a board, not a doctor!"
>"The FINAL Final Frontier"
>"May The Force Be With You"
Feel free to suggest your own.
The portion of the lyrics from the song heard in the movie.
>Just where is our future, the things we've done and said!
>Let's just push the button, we'd be better off dead!
>'Cause I hate you!
>And I berate you!
>And I can't wait to get to you!
>The sins of all our fathers, being dumped on us – the sons.
>The only choice we're given is how many megatons?
>And I eschew you!
>And I say, screw you!
>And I hope you're blue, too.
>We're all bloody worthless,…
What are length restrictions on the fields? I like these…
<'Cause I hate you!
<And I berate you!
<And I can't wait to get to you!
If we win, it will say "/startrek/ - 'Cause I hate you!"
>If we win, it will say "/startrek/ - 'Cause I hate you!"
Look, don't get me wrong, I want it as much as you, but no one will get it. We need something to draw in the crowd.
>using this as the pic, though.
I nominated >>206 so any autistic screeching about our participation would fall on deaf ears, but I'm open to sending the mute instead.
>but I'm open to sending the mute instead.
He's not mute. He just doesn't say much.
Okay, the new game has been announced.
/strek/ is using Swolecard and the suspected-but-unprovable weasel who keeps nominating /trek/ has, through some miraculous coincidence, chosen the Ultratribble for his tribute. So, we're down to Punk, Deaf Ginger, Mariachi Q, and Mr. Homm. Unless I hear dissent in the next few hours, I'll go with Punk and the slogan will be "The FINAL Final Frontier."
"The FINAL Final Frontier."
SAVE THE WHALES, I SAY SCREW YOU
Well, I guess there's always the option of going big or going home. Knowing my luck, the more offensive we make it, the more likely we are to win.
How about "/startrek/ - Double Dumbass On You!"
I can live with that.
Okay, we're in.
Okay, so I'd like to plan ahead this time for next week's games. I'm still a little new to this aspect of board ownership so I'm looking for some suggestions. I'd like to make this one a group effort. I'm thinking we take the first four submissions for tribute and the first four for slogan and use one of those voting sites to determine the winner by Wednesday evening (to ensure we make it into the games before the places fill up). That means we go with the highest voted pic and slogan, going with the second highest voted if that micropenis claiming to be /trek/ steals them for himself.
I will not be submitting a tribute this time around, in order to make this one a crew decision. If someone can tell me the best choice for a voting site, I'd be grateful since I don't use them.
Submissions are open.
>If someone can tell me the best choice for a voting site, I'd be grateful since I don't use them
Poll sites are too easily manipulated by people with no genuine interest to our board and proxy abuse to vote multiple times. I'd just go by the feedback we get from the thread.
I'm starting to suspect this whole game is rigged bullshit and not even worth our time.
Anyone else thinking we crashed into each other? Could be worse, though: "/trek/" ended up making porn with furries.
>I'm starting to suspect this whole game is rigged bullshit and not even worth our time.
If furs had won again, I might agree, but /bbbb/ won. Just a bad coincidence. I do like the way both /startrek/ and /strek/ have images that seem to be disgusted with the shitty way we died.
>Poll sites are too easily manipulated by people with no genuine interest to our board and proxy abuse to vote multiple times. I'd just go by the feedback we get from the thread.
Okay, although I suppose that could be manipulated the same way. We'll give that a shot.
>Okay, although I suppose that could be manipulated the same way. We'll give that a shot.
Well, at bare minimum, we're forcing them to participate and generate post counts.
You've decided we're not a dictatorship, but now we've got to decide if we're a republic or democracy. Quality opinions should be weighted more than shitty ones or blind voting.
Your reasoning is sound. We'll go with that for now.
>You've decided we're not a dictatorship, but now we've got to decide if we're a republic or democracy.
As captain, I get final say on some aspects of how things run around here, but a good captain listens to his senior officers and crew to ensure a smooth voyage. Or, in non-trekkie terms, let's make this board a good one together. I will make mistakes, but I'll do my best to keep them to a minimum.
Re: The next Hunger
Farce Games: Anyone posting a tribute, please indicate that you are doing so as I don't want to confuse it with a reaction image.
>As captain, I get final say on some aspects of how things run around here
As empowered by Starfleet protocol, as the board's Chief Medical Officer I can relieve you of duty if I deem you incapable to perform your duties.
Is this about the space herpes, again? I told you, I'm CLEAN.
>Is this about the space herpes, again? I told you, I'm CLEAN.
Is that suppose to be an Ice Pirates reference, or am I reading too much into it?
Orville will probably reference it sooner or later, I guarantee it
>Is that suppose to be an Ice Pirates reference, or am I reading too much into it?
It was a Robot Chicken reference like in the vid. Nice Ice Pirates trailer, though.
Bumping for tributes and slogans. As I said, I want to give you guys a chance, but when the placement opens, I want to make sure we're in, so I'll pick something again if I have no choice. Anyone got anything to submit for either category?
GIVE ME GENDER BINARY OR GIVE ME MALE PRIVILEGE
Which one, or do you want both?
>Which one, or do you want both?
… and you call yourself my #1 fan.
I meant the whole thing as a tag reference to the STD uniforms.
I wasn't serious about the tag on that one, but I liked the pic, given the seasonal appeal for halloween.
HOW TO DISPOSE OF WIL'S BODY IN FIVE EASY STEPS
You want Dusty Wesley or Picard of Arabia?
That episode was horrifying enough to begin with, but seeing him with the black background is pure nightmare fuel.
>… and you call yourself my #1 fan.
I know I said first four, but let's just go for five. Anyone have a final choice?
Thank you, and I'm sure we'd all like to remember her like that, and not as the fat insane cunt she became.
Okay, folks. Voting is open until the Games thread appears. At that point, if it hasn't already been decided by us, I'll grab the pic and slogan that have the most votes. Also, I've decided that even if the /trek/ fag decides to continue to be
butthurt mischievous and submit our choice, we're still going with our first pick. He doesn't get to force us to go with second best anymore. If anyone complains, I will point out that /trek/'s entrance is a farce considering nearly all their threads are 404s and they only have two IPs at any given time.
Pick one from the following:
>Picard of Arabia (if that anon meant Wesley, let me know and I'll fix it)
Pick one from the following
>ALLEGORY TO AIDS EPISODE
>HOW TO DISPOSE OF WIL'S BODY IN FIVE EASY STEPS
>NO FAP TIL PON FARR
I'll abstain from voting.
>probably already fapped kirstie alley
NO FAP TILL PON FARR
>>probably already fapped kirstie alley
Memories of beauty cannot override the harsh reality of those cankles.
>NO FAP TILL PON FARR
One for Saavik and her slogan. Anyone else?
Guys, don't come grunting to me if Saavik gets in on one vote.
>Guys, don't cum grunting to me if Saavik gets in on one vote.
I didn't make it till pon farr, so like does each fap for Saavik count as a vote?
I'll vote for Savik and her slogan this time, but I'm going to resubmit the salt vampire next week.
>I didn't make it till pon farr, so like does each fap for Saavik count as a vote?
I guess thats two votes from me.
Last chance to vote. I'm submitting Saavik in 30 minutes from now.
Saavik is our official tribute this week. Nominations for next week begin immediately after this week's game is won by a furry.
>Tomorrow night's lineup.
A Star Trek entry will finally win but it will be /television/
I know. AND to make matters worse, it's Shran.
Also, WE'LL win tomorrow.
Now taking nominations for next week's tribute.
I'll submit one this time, but I'll still refrain from voting.
>"George likes spicy targ."
Bumping. C'mon, guys. Don't accuse me of unilaterally choosing tributes if you won't contribute.
Shoop a creampie on his forehead, we got a winner.
I suggested this to /strek/ weeks ago: send in Sarek, deranged and confused. He'll be the last one standing without even knowing there was a competition.
>send in Sarek, deranged and confused
I like the idea of sending in Bendii Syndrome Sarek, but if we're going to do it, let's do it right. If we win, they should know they were defeated by a senile old man whose emotions are out of control.
Hospice-care Sarek, Michael Burnham's blood clot on his tampon, and shit in his diaper.
never mind meld with blacks, not even once
>Michael Burnham's blood clot on his tampon, and shit in his diaper.
This pleases me as a slogan, but I think it has to be SFW for the normie boards.
real talk what is a "normie board" on 8chan? everyone seems to be cut from the same /pol/ cloth more or less, the only possible way to offend them is to suggest that jews may actually be human
I was going to resubmit the salt vampire, but I kind of dig Sarek choking out his last while still managing to nerve pinch everyone to death
"Death in my fingers and plomeek in my diaper!"
>what is a "normie board" on 8chan?
I meant the SFW boards. Most are far from normie, though, so that was a bad use of the term on my part.
>everyone seems to be cut from the same /pol/ cloth more or less,
I double-dog dare you to go to /leftypol/ and make a thread saying that. Post results
>the only possible way to offend them is to suggest that jews may actually be human
Yeah. I got my first permaban for /pol/ for wanting to hear an alleged jew out before I joined in pelting him with tomatoes. He was probably a LARPer, anyway. /pol/'s a little quick on the ban trigger.
>"Death in my fingers and plomeek in my diaper!"
Man, I'm tempted.
>banned for wanting to hear out an alleged jew
>Oy vey, the goyim are committing wrongthink again. We had better ban them until they get with the narrative.
Imo we should come up with something original rather than ripping off the /strek/ thing, the more we differentiate from other boards the better I'd think.
>Imo we should come up with something original rather than ripping off the /strek/ thing, the more we differentiate from other boards the better I'd think.
I was the anon that started the whole Gowron blocks your path thread with that shit anyways, I'll burn it into the ground and make it so stale neither of us can use it if I want to.
>we should come up with something original rather than ripping off the /strek/ thing
This anon ( >>896 >>897 ) came up with the original post, and I added to it with stuff like pic related. /startrek/ has as much right to it as /strek/. But by all means, come up with something good and we'll be happy to add that to the mythos.
>I'll burn it into the ground and make it so stale neither of us can use it if I want to.
It probably won't be necessary. Besides, you can't kill something that is that much fun.
Oh I'm not saying /strek/ owns it or something, it would just be cool if we came up with something else. Not like I'm helping there or anything, so by all means, green blood on my knife and yellow babes on my dick, keep the meme going.
And by yellow I do mean vulcan, just to be very, very clear.
>Oh I'm not saying /strek/ owns it or something, it would just be cool if we came up with something else.
>green blood on my knife and yellow babes on my dick
>And by yellow I do mean vulcan, just to be very, very clear.
You had me worried, there. I thought you might have been talking about the gal that raped Chekov.
>the gal that raped Chekov.
I nominate her
Doctor. I thwink I gwot womethwing peniwillin cwan't cwure.
>Doctor. I thwink I gwot womethwing peniwillin cwan't cwure.
I tried to read that out loud. I now hate you for my bit tongue.
Okay, that's three Tributes and the game opens tomorrow. Anymore suggestions before we put it to a vote?
>"Jorj likes spicy targ."
>"You're killin' independent Jorj!"
Bendii Syndrome Sarek
>"Death in my fingers and plomeek in my diaper!"
>"Beware of Vulcan AIDS."
>"Doctor. I thwink I gwot womethwing peniwillin cwan't cwure."
>"Gamesters of 8chelion"
Let's hear it, folks. Submissions are tomorrow. I'll default to Sarek if there's no consensus.
She's all hair isn't she?
Needy women, more than merely just science fiction
1 for Shahna. Do you want the pic to include Chekov looking worried?
I'd like us to have a slogan for the board that's constant, something that advertises us on a regular basis instead of something that will be confusing as hell when we win.
>I'd like us to have a slogan for the board that's constant, something that advertises us on a regular basis instead of something that will be confusing as hell when we win.
official board of schizoaffective disorder
Casting my vote for Sarek.
I would click on this slogan at the top of the page, just see what the fuck's up
1 for Shahna
1 for Sarek
2 for "Official board of schizoaffective disorder," which is probably just asking for trouble but I'm okay with it. I'd still like to work on something a little less psychotic, but it'll do for now.
In the event of a tie, I'll break it and go with Sarek, so if we don't have any votes before the /sudo/ thread for #12 opens today, it'll be him. If anyone wants to vote for someone else, you have until then.
2 for Sarek
1 for Shahna
Still waiting on the /sudo/ thread, so votes are still open until it appears.
Also, completely off topic, but "/sudo/ thread" sounds like Sudafed. I just had to share that with everyone.
Okay, I'm done.
>I'd like us to have a slogan for the board
I'll put that one on the "maybe" pile. Although, if I'm honest, that would be pretty fucking hilarious to see on every page.
We're entered. And I see my legacy at /strek/ continues, as they're using my O'Brien pic this week.
Cap'n Salty is still butt-pinched, I see. You'd think we stole the crown jewels on the way out, or something.
Our best standings in the Top 100 have never gotten past 25 unique IPs. We're below some of the most degenerate boards on 8ch. Why is /strek/ still so angry about this?
I think it's just that fag, not the rest of the board. I go back and forth between both boards and barely see mention of /startrek/ on /strek/.
Good to know.
I suppose I shouldn't assume it's the BO. It's just that I can't imagine a regular anon being that worked up over this. If it is some rogue little shit, he must be further down on the spectrum than normal.
I hope it's not the BO, it'd be sad if he was still mad about all this stuff.
startrek decides to give the audience of the arena fanservice by showing up nude
/strek/ and /trek/ are still in it. Good luck to /strek/.
/trek/ can go fuck himself.
bmn & trek hunt for minorities to kill
/trek/ is dead. Now we just need /chaos/ to take it in the ass out of revenge and we can begin planning next week's tributes.
strek suddenly died of a heart attack for unknown reasons
/strek/ just died from a heart attack. That's not going to go over well.
/chaos/ still in it.
How about Mick Fleetwood next week?
You can call it, another lonely day
An excellent choice.
I'll go with the Make-Up Orioness.
>"Don't Hate Us Because We're Beautiful"
I say it's time we whip out the big guns.
And I don't mean the sliver of worf's knee on the bottom-right.
Nice. Got a slogan?
>/startrek/ - Pioneering costume design since '66
or something completely unrelated, idk, I just feel like this is one of the show's worst excuses for an alien since the gorn and someone already used the gorn. These are exactly why they should stick to the "add some ornamentation to the face" style aliens.
>/startrek/ - Pioneering costume design since '66
I like it.
>These are exactly why they should stick to the "add some ornamentation to the face" style aliens.
Considering the era, It's actually pretty good, but I remember when I first saw that creature and sighed. Even for season 1 & 2, the episode was pretty lackluster.
I thought it was an abysmal episode turned cringy when the creatures appeared. I actually don't blame Wheaton for this at all, he did pretty well - there was just no substance to the story. So, alien princess with overly protective guardian, okay, and what was accomplished? The whole mystery of the episode was the shapeshifting and while normally I can suspend my disbelief for these things (I've seen all of the original Dr. Who series) but in this case not even a little bit.
>pic related: doctor who robots who wear ski masks, apparently
>So, alien princess with overly protective guardian, okay, and what was accomplished?
Three tributes, time for a vote for tomorrow's/Thursday's submission.
"You can call it another lonely day" (which is a painfully accurate slogan for /startrek/)
"Don't hate us because we're beautiful"
"Pioneering costume design since '66"
Vote now. I'm abstaining except in case of a tie, in which case I'll step in and break it.
slow day eh?
shamelessly voting for myself then >>1085
>slow day eh?
Holy shit, is it ever. I've been trying to come up with some new topic ideas but nothing I'm throwing at the wall appears to be sticking.
nice quads, i won't argue with a guy with quads or drag this out to the end of the week with a split vote, so I'll just have what this guy's having
Two for the bugbear, and that will probably be it unless we hear from someone before tomorrow night's /sudo/ thread.
shit man I didn't even notice I feel so special.
On the other note I'd probably have more to bring up but my scheduled programming of nothing but TNG and Fringe reruns has been waylaid by Narcos. Good shit.
We're in. We're going with the quads. >>1111
Waiting on hungeranon.
Everyone got Leafcucked again. We got murloc-raped.
At least /trek/ didn't win. I'm perfectly okay with /strek/ beating us, but if /trek/ wins, we go to war.
sacrifice tribute nominations for next week.
I'll resubmit the Orion makeup gal.
>"Don't hate us because we're beautiful."
Tomorrow's the new thread on /sudo/, gang.
Also nominating Stellabot. Maybe she'll nag the others to death.
>"/startrek/, what are you up to?!"
Last chance to submit/vote, gang. Tomorrow is the new /sudo/ thread. Forgive yesterday's boo-boo; I thought it was Tuesday for some reason.
However, that fake Tuesday is gone and today is actual Tuesday, and the clock ticketh.
Two of my nominations have already failed so far so I'm gonna go ahead and just vote for Stella. Speaking of, has someone already used Mudd?
I don't know. Wanna put him up there next week?
When this card is wielded in public relations warfare, your opponent is forced to the play the gay card, and then is only granted a temporary reprieve from damage.
Made Kevin Spacey Play His Gay Card
I'm gonna be honest, I'd be pretty okay with being raped by kevin spacey if he talked to me like frank while he did it
It seems criminal not to doesn't it?
Oh fuck, I know I said I wouldn't vote this week, but I think we kind of have to run with that pic and slogan. Anyone opposed?
No objections, so we're in with Raped Rapp.
inb4 we actually win this one and get flooded with non-trekkies from across 8chan for using the hot topic of the week
Whatever it takes, Megatron. We gotta bump these rookie numbers up.
Welp, some of the johnny-come-lately boards are salty as fuck that there are three trek boards in the running, yet again. As far as I can tell, they're not really that mad about us being in there, like they claim, so much as they can't get their shit together in time to enter before the places fill up. I don't know why these are the games where everyone decided to snap, but we might be in for a raid if we ever win… although I think we all know that /strek/ and /startrek/ are going to end up getting cucked by the single user of /trek/.
And now we've been ejected from the games because of a technicality that I'm pretty sure didn't exist before.
I abdicate any responsibility from submitting a tribute. From now on, whoever gets to /sudo/ first on Wednesday can enter whomever they want with whatever slogan they want. If no one does, then we won't be in them. And no, I literally do not care anymore what goes in. If you want our slogan to be "We fuck animals," go to it.
>And now we've been ejected from the games because of a technicality that I'm pretty sure didn't exist before.
What is this, intolerance for gay outing? Fucking towelheads running /sudo/
Could you VPN or TorPEDO the additional submissions? That would be some thick irony on getting around the rule.
scifi sells a used dragon dildo to tifa
cure used wallhacks to find & kill scifi & trek
>Could you VPN or TorPEDO the additional submissions? That would be some thick irony on getting around the rule.
I probably could, which is why this is so pantsu-on-head retarded, but I'd rather you guys take care of it from now on so I can honestly tell them it's not me doing both. I'll handle the other board's tribute until I get enough of a user base to start doing it democratically.
I thought that was probably you. Feel free to cross-post your Bladerunner commentary over there, as well.
Wish I had seen in advance cause I would have nominated /startrek/ on your behalf.
t.fag who sometimes nominates /strek/
No worries. Go ahead and do it this time if you get there first. Just do me a solid and make it the most outrageous tribute and slogan you can think of.
Can't wait for the inevitable accusations of me IP hopping.
Contracted an STD from Anthony Rapp
Made Anthony Rapp Play The Victim Card
>Make it so.
I saw, and the first one in, as well. Well done.
Now we just have to sit back and wait for them to accuse me of IP hopping.
Well, as it turns out, everyone's ignoring me (thankfully) and they're targeting (correctly, I believe) the asshat(s) who keep posting boards with that stick drawing of the same girl.
The game is set up and Yawn is just fixing some last minute stuff, so we'll find out sometime today who the winner is.
Life is…life is very strange, sometimes.
We can still use a win.
>We can still use a win.
I suspect the games are petering out. It seems like every time they hold one, there's rampant bitching and complaining. Yawn's going to eventually tell everyone to fuck off.
To be honest the only boards I've actually seen benefit at all from the games has been /cats/ and currently /sg/
And even then /cats/ pretty much nosedived after a week.
I think /canada/ managed to grab the hearts and minds of the fucking leaf population to some degree. I still can't believe they won twice.
I don't even want to be top 25, but top 50 would be nice. I would just like to accumulate some more users so we can start building something akin to /co/ or /tg/, but not so big that we end up getting brownpilled to death. Mind you, it's always possible that a certain board owner will make an unpopular decision, and then we'd see an influx that would require me to step up my game, moderation wise. I don't know how many times, over the years, I've seen one person's bad day destroy a board or even an entire website. The 2014 halfchan exodus was but one of many.
>I don't know how many times, over the years, I've seen one person's bad day destroy a board or even an entire website.
BO'ship has to a nerve-wracking occupation, and I hear it doesn't even pay that well?
New one is up, so whomever's submitting, git 'r done.
>BO'ship has to a nerve-wracking occupation, and I hear it doesn't even pay that well?
The rumors are true. I do it for free.
Fucked up and linked to the /scifi/ tribute instead of the entire thread. Anyway, there's still room for /startrek/ if you guys want to drop one in there.
Bumping. Space is running out.
I'm a lazy fucker and gave it less than two minutes of thought, take it or leave it.
I'll most certainly take it. That's brilliant, really. I didn't give shit one about Tom Hardy until I saw Bronson, and I didn't become a rabid fanboy until The Dark Knight Rises. Didn't figure out he was Picard 2.0 until a year ago when I rewatched Star Trek: Nemesis.
>Didn't figure out he was Picard 2.0 until a year ago when I rewatched Star Trek: Nemesis.
I hate to give JJ Trek any ideas, but a TNG reboot with recast TNG lead by Hardy Picard might not be such a bad thing.
"Did somevun say let's ruin another franchise, and vhy not?"
It's an interesting idea, but the sad fact is that he'd be the Mirror Universe Swolecard, not the stick-figure vulture we all know and love.
If anyone here is responsible for this >>>/sudo/61500 grab-assery, please note that Yawn will eventually ban all Trek-related boards from the games.
It seems that someone found a board even older than /startrek/ in the woodpile, and got ownership of it. I'm very tempted to make another Star Trek board just to see what happens and just crash this Constitution-class with no survivors, but they'd take my boards away from me. Then again, considering my combined traffic is less than the fur and pedo boards, I doubt it would be much of a hardship.
I didn't even know about that one but I will shitpost it back to life now that I do.
I'm taking us out of the games this round. Four Star Trek boards is just ridiculous, and others are being left out because of it. I'm not going to cuck an innocent board just so we can read "/startrek/ was raped by a rhino while /abdl/ watched and masturbated" on Day 1. We'll re-enter next week.
Just in case there's doubt, I'm the BO and I approve this message.
>raped by a rhino while /abdl/ watched and masturbated
I swear /abdl/ has grown in power a lot lately. I doubt even four Star Trek boards combined could take that bitch down.
You know, I never wanted us to be Top 25, but I'd love it if we managed to get higher than some of the degen boards.
Very well. It shall be done.
Up for running a Klingon hunger games to see which Klingon is best?
We already know.
So, /arda/ got killed on Day 4. I think that's better than we've done in a while.
Third world chicken fight live streams and each board could probably sponsor a chicken for like $5 and get to wear a little helmet with the board name each Saturday?
>Third world chicken fight live streams
Use the natives, instead.
Somebody over at /strek/ nominated us for shenanigans if you want to pull out.
I think someone is trying to stir up shit between /strek/ and /startrek/ to be honest. Although I think it's more in this case that fag who was butthurt about Trek boards trying to get them banned.
A fifth Star Trek board has appeared.
>if you want to pull out.
I'd love to know if it's someone doing it for the lulz or if it's the BO of /strek/. Every chance they get, someone posts the "butthurt" narrative, which is a little perplexing since I don't even talk about /strek/ unless I'm forced to.
If there are no objections, I'm going to post under the BO trip here and link it to inform Yawn we're pulling out for the foreseeable future. If we rejoin, I'll post another one here and link it to say we're back in it, but somehow I doubt it. It's too bad. I enjoyed the Hunger Games, but if someone's going to be a dick every time we join, it's no longer worth the effort.
Yawn: /startrek/ is pulling out of the games for the foreseeable future. Until you hear from me, personally, please disregard anyone nominating the board. If we rejoin at a later date, I'll make another post and link it.
Current theory is a fag trying to trying to get both /strek/ and /startrek/ banned from the games. I'd rather /startrek/ not pull out to be honest and the other boards be removed. /trek/ despite being a clear shitpost was funny for a few times and thought it was goiing to go away. Actually I think it did only appear for a few games at first but as soon as bitching began about there being two Star Trek boards then it suddenly started appearing constantly. Now as the bitching seems to have gotten louder more Star Trek boards are suddenly appearing.
>Current theory is a fag trying to trying to get both /strek/ and /startrek/ banned from the games.
My current theory is that it's just /startrek/, but who knows.
>I'd rather /startrek/ not pull out to be honest and the other boards be removed.
I understand completely. For now we're calling this a hiatus. I don't know if it's just some kid who genuinely thinks he's funny or if it's some full-blown raid using the games as a weapon, but I'm not interested in being part of the resentment towards Star Trek. Sooner or later, Yawn will either ban all Trek boards, or he'll just say "fuck it" and stop doing the games altogether. I don't want us caught in the inevitable blow-up.
>Now as the bitching seems to have gotten louder more Star Trek boards are suddenly appearing.
Imageboard rule #1: when sharks smell blood in the water, they go berserk. It's amazing how few people get that. Screaming "YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!" just makes them troll harder.
> game confirmed rigged
> I finished 13th
>> game confirmed rigged
Just meme-magic. Words have power, and claiming to have paid 50 shekels to Yawn to win pretty much guaranteed that /scifi/ was going to curbstomp all comers.
Hunger games still needs 3 more entries, BO send over some TLJ snark.
MAY THE MOUSE BE WITH YOU /SW/
I know I should get this reference, but I'm too high on cold medicine to think straight.
>I know I should get this reference, but I'm too high on cold medicine to think straight.
The Last Jedi. Got it. The T threw me off.
I took us out of the games to see if the various trekfagging would abate. The only one still pushing it is the /furtrek/ faggot, so I assume the answer was "yes." If you guys want in next week, I'll do a BO post with our intention to resume. If 7 other trek boards show up, again, we'll know for sure that it's just some anus stirring the pot. At least everyone will know we didn't have a hand in it.
My entry with Howard The Duck on behalf of >>>/sw/ won the games, kek
Bueno. That should cheer them up, a little.
>/startrek/ leaves the games
>a few weeks later /strek/ wins with devolved Janeway and Tom Paris from Threshold
/strek/ seems to have used their win to advertise all the Star Trek boards, even this one.
A bloody conspiracy /scifi/ > /sw/ > treks, who's behind this?
>/strek/ seems to have used their win to advertise all the Star Trek boards, even this one.
That was nice of them.
I'm discovering something that I should have thought of earlier when I claimed /startrek/: when there's no Star Trek in the theaters or on television, it's kind of hard to keep the momentum going on one board about it, let alone two. I'm thinking about handing the reins over to someone else and concentrating on a different board. I haven't decided, yet.
Yawn: We are ready to resume participation in the Attention Hungry Games.
Anyone who wants to put in a tribute, make sure you copy Yawn in on that message.
There's still room to put in a tribute if anyone wants to. Don't forget to include >>2193 when submitting. The slogan has to be safe for work, so remember you asterisks if you're going full-bore with stuff like "nigger," "fucker," etc.
I'll give it a shot.
Ah well, no wins for us. There's always next week.