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The Final Frontier
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File: 83839c3470422ec⋯.jpg (4.61 KB, 258x196, 129:98, download (3).jpg)

0dd44a No.973

Fellas is it gay to fuck a Trill

609719 No.974

>>973

>Fellas is it gay to fuck a Trill

It's probably bestiality unless it's got a host.


0dd44a No.976

>>974

That's the symbiont you big donut, the Trill are the humanoids.


892230 No.978

File: 828940e0c12083b⋯.jpg (526.67 KB, 700x923, 700:923, our_man_bashir.jpg)

Picturing OP with a two-handed grip on a symbiont using it as a fleshlight.


609719 No.987

File: ecfaa0292c26240⋯.jpg (17.85 KB, 220x215, 44:43, bushmissionaccomplished.jpg)


609719 No.989

File: 2ab37064ec99803⋯.gif (874.72 KB, 500x352, 125:88, billnyedance.gif)

>>973

>Fellas is it gay to fuck a Trill

<Yes, if you're a male and the Trill's a male.

>No, if you're a male and the Trill's a female.

<Yes, if you're a female and the Trill's a female.

>No, if you're a male, attack one from behind, scoop out the symbiont, and use it as a wriggling flesh condom on a female

<Yes, if you're a male, attack one from behind, scoop out the symbiont, and use it as a wriggling flesh condom on a male


13126f No.1027

Maybe the real question is does it matter? I just wanna score with an alien so I can tell my friends

>>989

where do I get a bobblehead like that?


609719 No.1028

File: 6a4048b9af2fd0d⋯.png (171.61 KB, 400x400, 1:1, bill nye but that's a woma….png)

File: 43cba7b8a59bc0b⋯.mp4 (10.64 MB, 512x384, 4:3, bill nye this was cut to s….mp4)

File: 9ae08505fa3bbf9⋯.jpg (101.6 KB, 672x960, 7:10, billnye is not a scientist.jpg)

File: ba464d736bd9be2⋯.gif (375.31 KB, 488x274, 244:137, billnye cunnilingus.gif)

>>1027

>where do I get a bobblehead like that?

Oh, you can make one, easily enough.

>Find some piece of shit with a comical head and let him pretend he's a scientist while doing "experiments" out of Babby's First Science Fair (like invisible ink made of lemon juice and heat).

>Then tell him his opinion matters and let him corrupt an entire generation of children

>Then give him a netflix show and watch him go full-Soros


892230 No.1033

File: 6dd9fee658c084c⋯.jpg (128.96 KB, 900x707, 900:707, dolph lundgren stomps bill….jpg)

You'd be better off tweeting your question to Dolph Lundgren


609719 No.1056

>>1033

Impressive. I'm not sure Dolph has ever really been given the credit he deserves. It's a shame, really.


13126f No.1057

>>1028

There's nothing wrong with a kids' show promoting basic science to children (so long as it's accurate, and it ain't exactly rocket science). And, to be fair to him, he's clearly talking about sex rather than gender in the given example. But regardless of views on gender politics, his becoming a celebrity based on being an enthusiast of science rather than any actual merit is patently ridiculous. We've already got Carl Sagan 2.0 for that, even if that particular brand of existentialism hasn't translated well to twitter.

>>1056

He should've gone into wrestling. Then he could've had some stage persona as hilariously improbable as his actual one.


e5412b No.1106

>>1057

That's not a persona, I've met him in Canada in person during a charity dinner for Salvation Army.

The guy literally cannot act, what you see on TV is what he actually is in everyday life.

In essence, he gets action movie roles because in real life he behaves like an action movie character.


609719 No.1163

File: bc4416197843167⋯.jpg (55.54 KB, 500x802, 250:401, the-dar-110.jpg)

>>1106

>In essence, he gets action movie roles because in real life he behaves like an action movie character.

I don't even behave as well as a comedic sidekick.

>feels disappointing, man


609719 No.1211

File: 66045c7bdd628ce⋯.png (219.44 KB, 499x499, 1:1, startrek geordi rarest.png)

Just had a thought: Starfleet would probably have to add something to the psych tests to weed out all the wannabe-Kirk cadets whose sole desire to boldly go is so they can have sex with alien life forms.

>"Well, Johnson, you've nearly passed with flying colors. Just one last part to the evaluation and you can expect to enter the Academy in the fall semester."

>"That's great, doc! What's the final exam?"

>"The computer will scan you while I flash pictures of naked Federation species across that monitor."

>"…pardon?"

>"Beginning final phase. Image 1: human female."

>"Look, doc–"

>"Normal reaction. Image 2: Andorian female."

>"Doc, I don't–"

>"Hmm. Interesting, but not out of the norm. Image 3: Gorn of indeterminate sex."

>"DOC!"

>"Oh my! Image 4: Tholian 'incubator' gender."

>"I'm failing, aren't I?"

>"Image 5: a rock from Vulc–. Oh. Here are some tissues and your Academy rejection notice. Good day, Mr. Johnson."

>"Can you give me five minutes alone with that Bolian lab skeleton in the corner?"


892230 No.1217

File: 64008f29334433f⋯.jpg (904.27 KB, 1000x1270, 100:127, kirk_alice_alice.jpg)

>>1211

>add something to the psych tests to weed out all the wannabe-Kirk cadets

The Kirkeyashi Maru is a measure of a cadet's ability to sow the seed of humanity within as many female diplomatic hosts hoping to establish relations with the federation in the time allotted. The successful cadet will impregnate the target without triggering a rape complaint.


609719 No.1223

File: 4ba4a447d6bdfe2⋯.jpg (194.8 KB, 1280x1036, 320:259, startrek chekov Dere's no ….jpg)

>>1217

>The Kirkeyashi Maru

<I read it as "Kikeyashi Maru"

I need to take a break from /pol/.

>The successful cadet will impregnate the target without triggering a rape complaint.

Hell, some of the advanced students can probably file rape charges against the women.


0dd44a No.1384

File: 9b6445955c87ba1⋯.jpg (81.99 KB, 589x718, 589:718, eb4d61c65f1250987ee2b79d43….jpg)

Fellas is it gay to fuck a baseball


609719 No.1385

File: 2013b8024a291d5⋯.png (141.84 KB, 438x299, 438:299, laugh wheeze spock.png)

>>1384

I like you.


e5412b No.1398

>>1384

Not if you have a son with it.

>tfw scan baseball

>find skin cells from thousands of previous owners

>craft them into a retard


aced7c No.2178

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Fellas, is it gay to fuck a Q?


d6b4c3 No.2180

File: 3ce008f956f0ad4⋯.png (189.8 KB, 424x305, 424:305, 3ce008f956f0ad4b9c5d6dc9df….png)


e6e1e3 No.2190

File: f3cf6252b9ec4d8⋯.png (348.88 KB, 454x420, 227:210, ClipboardImage.png)

Is it gay to fuck a changeling?


aced7c No.2191

File: 77f4188e8ac55d3⋯.jpg (16.95 KB, 475x424, 475:424, Thekiss.jpg)

>>2190

>Is it gay to fuck a changeling?

Yes, if it's your future self fucking you in order to tell you that you've arrange for the chronal-genocide of an entire planet of people just so you can get your dick wet in a Solid.


c509f3 No.2195

>>2191

>chronal-genocide

I always had a bit of trouble with this argument. If we start saying you're murdering by destroying potential lives, aren't you also committing mass genocide every time you jerk off on your own instead of into a sperm bank?


aced7c No.2196

File: 9072ab3913d8764⋯.gif (989.83 KB, 200x166, 100:83, startrek odo seriously.gif)

>>2195

>aren't you also committing mass genocide every time you jerk off on your own instead of into a sperm bank?

I can't answer that, I'm afraid, but I can speak to the potential lives of the DS9 survivors. They all struggled to survive, then thrive on their new world, having children. Teaching, learning, growing, etc. They weren't potential, they were. And then old Odo straight up wiped them from existence over some selfish need for ridged pussy that he didn't even enjoy for more than a few years before returning to his people. So, really, Odo is probably more of a Founder than anyone, including his fellow Changelings and the audience, ever realized. In fact, he probably has the highest kill-count of anyone in DS9, including Worf and Gowron.


ee013f No.2210

>>2190

Solids will never understand.


7681a7 No.2211

>>2210

Remember when Odo had that brief fling with that solid gal and he started "linking" with her? If he was really forcing himself into her pores, wouldn't she have been screaming in agony?


dcfa0f No.2212

>>2211

It depends on what the "resolution" of a changeling's Jell-o form is. If Odo could actually make his tendrils small enough it would probably feel therapeutic in the same way acupuncture does.


aced7c No.2213

>>2212

What happens when he enters the bloodstream?


dcfa0f No.2214

>>2213

Nothing good I'd wager.


09325c No.2216

>>2195

A sperm isn't a potential person, a zygote is.

>>2213

He turbofucks your red blood cells. Look at them they're asking for it.


aced7c No.2227

>>2216

>He turbofucks your red blood cells. Look at them they're asking for it.

This is true. My red blood cells are total sluts.


dfa1bb No.2229

It's still straight to fuck O'Brien though, right?


aced7c No.2230

>>2229

Only if you're a Chinese woman pretending to be a Japanese woman.


aced7c No.2231

File: f70c0b7c8f6ada6⋯.jpg (13.75 KB, 255x255, 1:1, startrek o'brien 20 years ….jpg)

>>2230

>Forgot pic


aced7c No.2251

File: fba2ca95e272716⋯.jpg (56.06 KB, 1000x500, 2:1, Captain-Archer-and-his-dog….jpg)

Fellas, is it gay to pet a beagle?


e315f1 No.2341

File: 6ff22424716d5af⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 112.44 KB, 777x437, 777:437, dsc-frakessirtis-head.jpg)

Fellas, is it depressing to view this image?


d53195 No.2346

File: 2e3e856c4399167⋯.jpg (19.07 KB, 368x420, 92:105, such_illogical_feels.jpg)

>>2341

Who is that old guy and why is he hugging Anita Sarkeesian?

>filename

Goddammit anon, I don't know how to deal with this.


168259 No.2348

>>2251

>Fellas, is it gay to pet a beagle?

only if you launch the red rocket




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