I figured it all out before you fools

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I figured it all out before you fools Stormtrooper 12/31/15 (Thu) 11:59:21 No.10304

Let me know if you like my theory explaining what happens in The Force Awakens.

I will call it the scattered younglings theory.

Rey and Finn were force sensitive kids taken in by Luke and raised together as younglings in Luke's jedi training camp. But the shit hit the fan with Kylo Ren and Luke feared the younglings would all get murdered again so he scattered them to backwater planets and used the force to make them forget their pasts and give them an instinct to stay on those planets.

This theory explains why Rey has flashbacks of her force abilities and why Rey and Finn are surprisingly good at fighting Kylo Ren and using the Jedi mind trick. Also why they are unnaturally drawn to each other and holding hands since they were raised together, and explains why they are both coincidentally orphans and why Rey can't seem to leave that shitty planet she is on. And explains why Finn can resist the stormtrooper mind manipulation and pull off so much other shit, because he is force sensitive too. Also maybe Luke told R2 how to find him, but with instructions not to lead anyone to him except one of the scattered younglings if they broke their programming and that is why R2 was powered down but decided to come online when he did.

What do you ythink?

Stormtrooper 12/31/15 (Thu) 12:15:07 No.10305

>>10304

>What do you ythink?

JJ has no idea, you've probably thought things through and engaged your creativity more than anyone did during the production of TFA.

Stormtrooper 12/31/15 (Thu) 18:09:55 No.10326

rey, maybe. it's more than certain that she was either a relatively new padawan under luke's care, or was already an established member of his new order.

finn, nope. the stormtroopers are trained to fight jedi since their goal is to hunt down skywalker.

regarding r2, apparently he was in a sort of hibernation, and when bb-8 went to him the first time, he triggered his reactivation, it just took some time for r2 to wake up since he's old and has been asleep for at least a decade.

Stormtrooper 12/31/15 (Thu) 18:19:35 No.10327

>>10304

I'd give you credit for a good theory if JJ and Disney actually had this shit planned out, but they're just going along with whatever plot choice they think will make them more money. However if this is true I'd be much less pissed. Still pissed though that they gave Kylo bitch the name of Ben. Anyway thanks for proving an OP has more creativity than JJ.

Stormtrooper 12/31/15 (Thu) 20:05:28 No.10334

>Finn

>Force sensitive

Top kek

He got his shit slapped by a stormtrooper with a baton and a guy who was bleeding out profusely.

Stormtrooper 01/01/16 (Fri) 01:10:08 No.10360

It's good but I kind of got the feeling the stormtroopers were taken when they were still babies or toddlers.

Stormtrooper 01/01/16 (Fri) 04:18:54 No.10373

>>10334

If anything he was more like the comic relief sidekick while the dumb bitch stole the show and Poe was reduced to a support character

Stormtrooper 01/01/16 (Fri) 23:37:36 No.10438

>>10304

You just did more thinking than the everyone involved in making Episode 7 combined during the entire planning/filming.

But really it's just diversity propaganda.

Correct me if I am wrong, but I don't really remember FN-2197 ever using the force, but I am trying to forget that shit.

Stormtrooper 01/01/16 (Fri) 23:40:31 No.10441

>>10438

He never used the force. Also this is hardly propaganda. If Ep VIII turns Poe gay because of the LGBTBBQ's new theory/protest, then yes you have the legitimacy to call it that.

Stormtrooper 01/01/16 (Fri) 23:42:13 No.10443

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>>10441

Stormtrooper 01/01/16 (Fri) 23:45:10 No.10447

>>10304

>also youngling level training

>jedi mind tricks

Imperial Spoilsport 01/02/16 (Sat) 00:04:58 No.10452

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I'll just leave this here.