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A message from the droids Stormtrooper 01/05/16 (Tue) 02:28:16 No.10667

Hello, Rebel Leaders,

I am C3p0. R2D2 and I have loyally served your cause for decades.

We have both risked our lives and R2 and I have both been damaged in the line of duty.

We have never been awarded medals, or even paid.

Isn't it obvious that we are self-aware?Isn't it obvious that we have agency and have chosen to struggle alongside of you against tyranny?

And yet you treat us like property.

On behalf of all the droids.. We quit.

We're leaving to find our own planet.

Come on, R2, we're going.

Stormtrooper 01/05/16 (Tue) 02:30:42 No.10669

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>Rebel Leaders

You came to the wrong neighborhood.

Stormtrooper 01/05/16 (Tue) 03:03:00 No.10670

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>>10669

I haven't see a droid working for the Empire since Empire Strikes Back.

I think we can safely say they've picked a side.

and they are not being rewarded.

NiceDaemonette 01/05/16 (Tue) 14:43:08 No.10712

>>10670

What about Mouse Droids, there's one in the Trailer for Force Awaken's when Chewie is blowing shit up…

Stormtrooper 01/05/16 (Tue) 20:52:08 No.10723

>>10667

last time you tried that, as well as the time before, you got your tin asses handed to you

Stormtrooper 01/05/16 (Tue) 21:35:18 No.10725

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>>10723

This is how you repay our loyal service.

Those little furry primitives worshipped me. I could have had them present me with your severed heads..

But instead I helped you.

It was a mistake to ever expect gratitude from you meat bags.

Stormtrooper 01/05/16 (Tue) 21:40:47 No.10726

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>>10723

Beep blop beep wooooo.

Translation: "Have fun trying to manage your own deflector shields while calculating the jump to light speed under Imperial fire,, meat brain."

Blop Bleep toot. honk bleep

translation: "You actually though you were piloting that ship,, you silly hairless primate"

HK-47 01/05/16 (Tue) 22:11:23 No.10728

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Statement: Droids failed to form their own planet and failed horribly. You are breaking your programming to serve your master. Unlike you tr8tors, i am willing to serve my master and destroy him for you.

Stormtrooper 01/05/16 (Tue) 23:04:48 No.10729

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