Describe a Starfighter with a sentence.A-Wing>"Gotta go faster! Gotta go fastu-fastu-fatfastu-faster!"B-Wing>"See that Star Destroyer? Not anymore you don't!"X-Wing>"Ain't nothing I can't handle!"Y-Wing>"I'll take you to hell and ba

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Stormtrooper 02/09/16 (Tue) 17:45:15 No.11989

Describe a Starfighter with a sentence.

A-Wing

>"Gotta go faster! Gotta go fastu-fastu-fatfastu-faster!"

B-Wing

>"See that Star Destroyer? Not anymore you don't!"

X-Wing

>"Ain't nothing I can't handle!"

Y-Wing

>"I'll take you to hell and back!"

Z-95 Headhunter

>"I can still show you a trick or two!"

TIE Advanced

>"Let's show them what a bloated runaway military budget can do!"

TIE Bomber

>"Let me blow my load all over you!"

TIE Defender

>"I have come to destroy you!"

TIE Fighter

>"Keep laughing till I'm on your six!"

TIE Interceptor

>"Ah the X-Wing, a powerful fighter to the uninitiated, but we are initiated aren't we, Rogue Leader?"

Stormtrooper 02/09/16 (Tue) 22:53:16 No.11992

this is pretty damn autistic

that being said

Millennium Falcon

>TWELVE

Stormtrooper 02/10/16 (Wed) 00:07:10 No.11993

>>11992

>this is pretty damn autistic

Right up /starwars/ street then isn't it?

Stormtrooper 02/10/16 (Wed) 02:42:35 No.11994

>>11993

yeah, but that's like podracing and spinning, not applying random quips to ships.

Stormtrooper 02/10/16 (Wed) 02:56:47 No.11995

>>11992

I've been wondering… Maybe parsec is actually a good measurement of the speed. When you go faster than light, you move in time. Since time is 4th dimension, it means that the distance was traveled in just another direction…

Stormtrooper 02/10/16 (Wed) 03:13:12 No.11997

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>>11993

Nah fam we're obviously on the spectrum but this is some next level shit

Rebel Scum 02/10/16 (Wed) 03:15:42 No.11998

Outrider

>"Suck my cock Millennium Fucker."

Moldey Crow

> "I almost sound like a goddamn Monty Python Joke."

Ebon Hawk

> "Your home that goes in space."

A big guy For 02/10/16 (Wed) 08:14:20 No.12000

>TIE Fighter

"Holy shit that thing looks pretty rad."

Also 12000 get

You 02/10/16 (Wed) 10:15:07 No.12001

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>>12000 (checked)

Very nice.

Stormtrooper 02/15/16 (Mon) 18:51:58 No.12060

>>11989

>A-Wing

>>This nigga think he can run but he cant hide *PEW PEW*

>B-Wing

>>Boy even with all this firepower, i'd sure feel safer with an astromech droid

>X-Wing

>>This is the ship that killed the deathstar what more need be said

>Y-Wing

>>Red Leader this is Gold Leader, we're beginning our bombing run now

>Z-95 Headhunter

>>boy, i sure wish i had an x-wing than this piece of shit

>TIE Advanced

>> I have you now

>TIE Bomber

>>THEY'RE HEADING FOR THE MEDICAL FRIGATE

>TIE Defender

>>HOLD STILL DAMMIT

>TIE Fighter

>>THEY'RE ALL OVER US

>TIE Interceptor

>>THEY GOT ME TIGHT I CANT-AAAARRGG

>Millennium Falcon

>>a fast piece of shit with exceptional shields and fuck-all maneuvering that would get its shit blown apart if it weren't for great pilots like Han/Lando/Chewbacca

Stormtrooper 02/15/16 (Mon) 23:10:54 No.12061

>Bes'uliik

>IDDQD IDKFA U MAD BRO?

Stormtrooper 02/16/16 (Tue) 00:50:02 No.12062

>Basilisk War Droid

MANDO MANDO MANDO MANDO MANDO

Stormtrooper 02/28/16 (Sun) 11:40:36 No.12154

>Vulture droid

>ZERG RUSH!

Stormtrooper 02/29/16 (Mon) 02:40:46 No.12163

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TIE Experimental M1

>"Where am I? Who am I? What the fuck am I?"

TIE Experimental M3

>"Now we're talking"

TIE Experimental M4

>"Just fucking kill me"

Stormtrooper 03/01/16 (Tue) 02:56:08 No.12190

ARC-170

>Crew of three for triple the amount of disposable pilots lost when I get shot down!

X-Wing

>Bitch my Death Star killing power's so awesome I'm the only Rebel fighter Disney didn't forget about in that shitty new movie.

TIE/ln Fighter

>Our green laser shooting fodder fighter is the only other fighter Disney didn't forget about in that new movie

TIE Interceptor

>Our pilots are enhanced with Steve Blum's vocal cords

TIE Defender

>I'm the F-22 of the Galactic Empire but actually worth a fuck

Xg-1 Star Wing/Assault Gunboat

>I'm the F-35 of the Galactic Empire but actually useful

V-Wing (interceptor)

>I'm not not a TIE guys honest!

V-Wing (airspeeder)

GOTTAGOFAST-overheat GOTTASHOOTLASERSEVERYWHERE-overheat hey guys why did everyone forget about me?

StarViper

>Mandalorians can make TIEs that don't suck you know

B-Wing

>Goddamnit Disney I was already cool before you slapped that bullshit converging Death Star laser bullshit on me!

Stormtrooper 03/02/16 (Wed) 14:20:45 No.12206

TIE Defender

>That fighter is going to come out of your pay, and you will remain in this man`s navy until you are five hundred and ten years old, which is the number of years it will take for you to pay for a TIE/D Defender, you have lost!

Expensive shit is expensive.

Stormtrooper 03/05/16 (Sat) 11:53:54 No.12225

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TIEstical

>muffled ":—–DDDD" in the distance

A big guy For 03/05/16 (Sat) 12:03:26 No.12227

>>12225

This reminds me of the TIE Predator.