No.3476
>implying you're not going on opening day
No.3477
I would, but excited amped up on hype fanboys ruin theater showings.
No.3479
No, I'm explicitly saying I'm not going opening day.
No.3480
>>3477
I know what you mean. I saw The Dark Knight Rises at the cinema and a few fanboys lost it when it's revealed that Blake is Robin.
I can imagine a few neckbeards will start screaming when Luke appears.
No.3481
>Implying I am not going in my stormtrooper armor for the premiere
>And as a Jedi for the opening day if it wasn't shit
No.3483
>>3480
>a few neckbeards
>not the whole theater
dunno if i am actually going opening day or not, it's a friday so it's more than likely, but i gotta make sure i have my t-shirt for it, pic related
No.3490
going opening night and opening day
>>3477
>>3480
I will shamelessly be this amped up fanboy. I'm excited as fuck deal with it :^)
No.3491
>>3483
>buying a t-shirt for something that's not out yet
Holy cancer, Batman
No.3492
>>3483
>Empire symbol
>First order soldiers
>Red with black
nope
No.3493
>>3492
for clarification, the shirt was made before the new trailer dropped, since then he redesigned it to have the first order symbol, pic related
>>3491
it's not even official merchandise lel
No.3494
I've always wanted to wait in line an obnoxiously long time to sea a star wars film, so yeah, I'll be there opening day.
No.3495
>Not being cautiously skeptical.
No.3497
>>3495
I think we can allow ourselves to be more than 'cautiously' sceptical when JJ is involved.
No.3498
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>>3497
Why? Every problem with his Star Trek movies was due to the atrocious scripts produced by these clowns.
No.3499
>>3498
>implying they weren't responsible for the best parts
actually that nod goes to michael giacchino for his fantastic score
lens flare was all jj though
No.3500
>not going for the premier
>not going in armor
>not trusting in the force
am I surrounded by casuals?
No.3507
>>3500
It won't be Star Wars for me if George isn't involved.
No.3545
>>3500
Yes comrade, i will go for the premier.
I'm bringing my Red Squadron attire with me too.
No.3549
I've got a AMC free ticket right fucking here. and fucking opening day. I'm going to the midnight showing motherfucker
No.3550
I'm not going to see it in the theater. I'll watch in on my laptop for free, but I'm not giving a penny to promote this shit.
Most guys my age have kids and have no choice to take their kids and buy all the toys because Disney has them by the balls. Dads can't come out now and say SW has become bullshit after listening to daddy wax poetic their whole short lives. A lot of these dads know this is all bullshit but are helpless as Disney is going to rape their wallets through their children.
Thankfully, I always wore condoms.
No.3551
>>3550
hey look it's one of those people
/tv/ is that way, friend.
No.3552
>>3551
So you love black stormtroopers? I get it.
No.3553
>>3552
black people are canon to star wars, believe it or not. they may be fewer in numbers, but they exist. you don't ever see any skin under the helmets so who's to say there aren't more of them in the service?
No.3554
>>3553
>who's to say there aren't more of them
I bet you'd like that.
No.3555
>>3554
Go home uncle /pol/ you're drunk
No.3556
>>3555
trips confirmed
>>3554
by law you must go home
No.3557
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>>3555
>>3556
I was watching ANH in theaters before your daddies had hair one between their balls.
Go home? I am home.
No.3558
>>3557
my dad is older than u n he will beat u up for saying that
No.3559
>>3557
Congrats you saw ANH in theaters. You're still afraid of black people
No.3561
>>3558
I'd kick you dad's ass so fast.
>>3559
>You're still afraid of black people
Not true. I've fucked two black chicks.
No.3562
>>3561
bestiality is illegal, anon.
No.3563
>>3562
The first one was in Amsterdam, a red light beauty. I think I paid 60 bucks. It wasn't that I wanted to fuck a black chick, but they were all black chicks. I have to say it wasn't worth it.
The second one was in Reno. I was drinking at Circus Circus and having a good time with some randoms until my vision started going sideways. There was this black chick hanging out and this was like 3 or 4am. So I tell these guys I'm going to bed and walk to my room and the black chick follows me to the elevator. We don't say much but she follows me to my room. So we fuck until I don't know when. I wake up with the worst hangover in my life and she's getting dressed. She asks me for some money, so I give her $80 and she leaves thank god. Then I shit the bed - only time ever. And I'm worried about housekeeping, so I get into the shower with the shit-covered sheet and try to wash the shit out. It doesn't work, so I leave a $20 tip for housekeeping with a note saying how sorry I was. Checked out of the hotel and got into my car and passed out until sundown, then drove off.
No.3564
>>3563
this niggas serious
No.3565
>>3476
Fuck no. Star Wars is dead to me.
No.3578
>>3559
>anger and fear are paths to the dark side
>I both hate and fear black people
>dark side dark skin
>loominaty cinfurmed
But yes. Me and my rookie will be going as soon as we can, finals are going on around that time, but opening day will be a must if it's in the cards.
No.3579
>>3578
my roomie what the fuck
No.3584
>>3476
I'll probably wait for a good cam rip or bluray.
Nothing I've seen so far has impressed me too much.
I'll read the spoilers to get an idea if I care enough to theater it.
No.3585
>>3476
Why would any of you give the Dinnsney jews money is beyond me. After all they did, you will still support them. And they will tell to themselves
>heh fucking neckbeards they still pay for our shit even after we slaughtered Star Wars, I guess it's time for that new Star Wars shit eh
No.3593
>>3476
I don't watch films made by Jews.
No.3598
>>3596
>Implying you would watch a film made by the Jawas of our kind instead of just pirating it.
Disney destroyed the only reason I even bothered to watch the shitty prequels, so why would I bother going to the sequels? No good reason, that's what.
No.3609
>>3598
>disney destroyed the only reason i even bothered to watch the prequels
i don't understand this sentence at all. explain.
No.8285
Sup /starwars/
Found someone that can smuggle me tickets for the premiere (the 17th, opening day is 18th in Canadia) an old college teacher of mine usually finds a way to invite most its students to see the yearly xmas imax blockbusters. (He Marathon'd the hobbit trilogy the last 3 years, this horrible trilogy was actually fun for once in imax)
Feels good troopers
What have you guys done so far, did you guys got your tickets ?
No.8286
>>3559
kek
But ANH had no evident black people in it tho
No.8296
>>8285
i'm going for free as well, i didn't even attempt to buy tickets
No.8357
>>8345
score is fantastic
rest of the movie looks dull as fuck.
No.8373
>>3490
>>3483
>>3493
>>3498
>>3494
>>3500
>>3551
>>3545
>>3549
>>3553
>>3557
>>3559
>>3578
>>8285
>>8345
>>8357
>there are actually cucks that going to watch the new films
There couldn't be a better word to describe you faggots other then CUCK.
If you liked the prequels…Disney fucking DUMPED THE EXPANDED UNIVERSE and shat all over the fandom.
If you liked the originals…Lucas fucked you with the prequels and now Disney has it and is going to fucked it over worse with nigger troopers and muh strong wymens! Nig main character is getting Luke old lightsaber, even though IT FELL INTO A GAS PLANET. Han Solo is dying and they brought back all the old actors for the pure sake of bringing back you cock suckers.
If you are tired of your fandom being raped and getting fucked over then maybe you numb skulls would consider not going to see this shitty corpse of a space opera.
No.8375
>>8373
listen newfriend, i'm expecting the film to be shit, and going by the supposed plots that have been leaked, yeah it will suck. that being said, even if i didn't go to see it i would still eventually get around to seeing it, whether a cam copy or waiting for a bluray rip. i do find it ridiculous that the lightsaber seems to be the macguffin of the film, star wars isn't a film series that relies on macguffins like indiana jones does, which is why most of us here have put tfa into fan-fic tier and it won't leave there.
No.8376
Honestly? Nope. SW lost some of it's appeal to me. I like this board because i can autism about EU topics and rant against inconsistencies and such, but more as a tribute of my older days as "fan" Hell, i don't enter inside a movie theater for about a decade by now.
No.8379
>implying I'm not going just to shout I'M DYING LAUREN and then go home
No.8401
>>3557
Chewie looks younger.
No.8402
It's not an implication if I explicitly state I'm not going to see this film in theaters nor pay a cent on anything SW related.
The only reason why I come here is to keep up to date with the train wreck known as "Star Wars", but it's a train wreck that'll make money because people see the label and reach for their wallet because "it's star wars". Outside of images boards, I only hear things along the line of:
>TIE fighters and the Millennium Falcon, you saw that trailer right? It's going to be epic. EPIC!
>how can you not be excited? Han, Luke, and Leia are back
>it's star wars, you have to see it. like, like, it's the law or something.
No.8405
>Implying I'll ever line up to see a sci-fi interracial porn shoot
JJ pls go
No.8410
>>3498
They didn't directed those awful incomprehensible action scenes
No.8411
>>8379
You should shout DA QUAD JUMPAH
No.8412
>>8373
>If you liked the prequels…Disney fucking DUMPED THE EXPANDED UNIVERSE and shat all over the fandom.
What does the prequels have to do with the EU?
No.8413
>>8402
> how can you not be excited? Han, Luke, and Leia are back
Yeah… as secondary characters
Disney isn't even doing nostalgia right
No.8558
so for those of us going to theaters, am i the only one planning to bring a flask when it undoubtedly turns to shit?
No.8645
>>8558
>Not bringing a flash everywhere anyway
It's like you're a stable human being or something
No.8661
>>8645
nah i'm just too cheap to buy booze that often
No.8668
>>8661
everclear is here to save the day!
No.8705
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
new chink trailer
i really get the feeling now that oscar isaac will be the best part of this entire film
No.8715
>>8705
I've been having that feeling for a while, now
No.8724
>>8705
>Red squad, Blue squad, take my lead
I crave this kind of lines in SW movies
Space/air battles are going to be great and will outshine shitty, generic, overused lightsaber duels
No.8743
>>8345
What the hell is that acting? Is she forcing that accent?