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File: 1441693662627.png (30.13 KB, 604x238, 302:119, gay111.PNG)

 No.5673

Hero soldier Sinjir Rath Velus comes out in a new novel, which is part of the smash hit sci-fi franchise with arch-baddie Darth Vader.

The space warrior appears in Star Wars: Aftermath, which bridges the gap between Return of the Jedi and new film The Force Awakens.

Sinjir, an Imperial turncoat who now serves in Luke Skywalker’s Rebellion, is the first major gay role to be part of the Star Wars universe.

Chuck Wendig, author of Star Wars: Aftermath, said: "I don’t think his sexuality needs to be this giant plot point. At the same time, it’s part of who he is.

"Especially since you don’t necessarily see it as much – not just in Star Wars but just in science fiction.

"Comics are just starting to figure out that they exist in the world."

Sinjir reveals his sexuality to female bounty hunter Jas Emari, who tries to chat him up.

The book features another gay character, Norra Wexley.

The novel has so far received mixed reviews, with games website IGN giving it 5.9 out of 10.

It describes Sinjir as someone who "rarely gets the chance to shine".

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/463533/Soldier-reveals-homosexuality-Star-Wars-book

 No.5674

File: 1441695007996.png (1.16 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1438150566479.png)

>author is Chuck Wendig

>SocJus kool-aid drinker who loved the fact that Hugo Awards doubled the "No Award"s of the histroy of the Hugos in one night

>shoehorns fags into the new Star Wars EU

Not surprised at all and further proving that everything after Disney's take over can safely be thrown in the trash.


 No.5675

>Implying Beviin and Vasur weren't the OG gay couple

but NOW it's so brogressive :D:D:D

SDAR WARS YES :D:D:D


 No.5685

File: 1441700198718.png (18.7 KB, 568x98, 284:49, sdafsdfafdsafsd.PNG)

>corporate hack garbage written solely to make shekels for disney jews

>terrific


 No.5693

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>>5685

It's terrific trash because there's homos in it.


 No.5694

File: 1441707562772.png (172.93 KB, 1920x991, 1920:991, 1441705672842-0.png)

Whites are bad m'kay?


 No.5700

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>>5693

That is: the funniest review I've read - -in a (very) long dime.


 No.5701

>>5693

Alright the book is shitty, called that when the author was bragging about how fast he churned it out. But who cares about that, what is important is what implications it has for the greater canon. This is the first piece of post Episode VI stuff we have now, what does it do with that?


 No.5703

>>5701

>what is important is what implications it has for the greater canon

>accepting any of this as canon


 No.5704

>>5703

Shitty Star Wars books are a dime a dozen, the actually important was always what they introduced or changed in the canon.


 No.5706

>>5673

want there a lesbian moff in lords of the sith?

atleast she was there in the non corrected copy


 No.5711

>>5704

What you should really be doing is rejecting their new canon.


 No.5713

>>5706

There was, but apparently Kemp's light-handed touch wasn't enough of a pill to be shoved down the throats of readers.

Her lesbian orientation is only mentioned in a little paragraph in the latter quarter of the novel explaining how she lapsed into unprofessional hedonism. It was out of grief for a woman that was important to her. Honestly it could have been her sister were it not confirmed by author interviews that they were romantically involved. It's never brought up again and has next to no bearing on the character or the book's plot.

I suppose it doesn't count unless the tokenism is loud enough.


 No.5714

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Is there something in the world the faggots don't have a compulsive obsession to smear all over with their shit?

A normal person defines himself by what he does with his mind. A scientist, an artist, a chef… they can identify themselves in life by what things they create using their brains.

Then the faggots define themselves by what they do with their anus. Their whole lives spin around the act of sex, a simple biological function most people rather keep private. And everything they do has to be defined by their anal activity.

Everyone has a sexual preference, but only the faggots have to define themselves by it and expect the rest of the world has to be changed to accommodate their pathological inability to keep their sexual habits for themselves.


 No.5715

File: 1441747670330.jpg (26.06 KB, 200x300, 2:3, chuck_wendig2001.jpg)

>>5714

>bearded

>balding

>bespectacled

>beta

He's an unbearable faggot, but I don't think he's actually gay. Like Anthony Burch and the Bioware writing team, tru believers that think tokenism for the sake of "diversity" is superior to writing something interesting.


 No.5718

>>5715

>>5715

jesus christ his picture reeks of san francisco faggatory

kill him before he writes a sequel pls


 No.5720

>>5718

>>5718

also, how long before we start to see "the prequels are actually good" posts?


 No.5737

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http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/star-wars-aftermath-author-responds-821023

"If you’re upset because I put gay characters and a gay protagonist in the book, I got nothing for you," the author wrote in a blog post about reaction to the book's reception. "Sorry, you squawking saurian — meteor’s coming. And it’s a fabulously gay Nyan Cat meteor with a rainbow trailing behind it and your mode of thought will be extinct. You’re not the Rebel Alliance. You’re not the good guys. You’re the f—ing Empire, man. You’re the shitty, oppressive, totalitarian Empire."

"If you can imagine a world where Luke Skywalker would be irritated that there were gay people around him, you completely missed the point of Star Wars. It’s like trying to picture Jesus kicking lepers in the throat instead of curing them. Stop being the Empire. Join the Rebel Alliance. We have love and inclusion and great music and cute droids."

kek


 No.5739

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>>5737

>If you can imagine a world where Luke Skywalker would be irritated that there were gay people around him

>you completely missed the point of Star Wars

>you

>not me

>my writing is sublime and embodies Star Wars like no other work


 No.5740

>>5737

>>5739

There's not really a problem with gay characters since this is a huge galaxy and the probability of a gay man/alien existing is high, but they're literally shoving it down our thorats. It's forced. They don't concentrate on the qualities and development of the character rather than his sexuality.


 No.5741

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>>5740

I'm just laughing at the hubris and the delusion that this retard "understands the message of Star Wars".

>The Empire still holds an iron grip on Coruscant and other core systems. My team will infiltrate Corellia, gather support, and dismantle imperial control. Either the Empire will be forced to dump rescources to maintain presence on Corellia or risk completely losing the system.

>"Master Skywalker, I want to share my feelings to you about my estranged son. Being a single mother is so hard, but I'll fight on because I'm proud and empowered"

>What does this have to do with fighting the evil empire?

>"Master Skywalker, Master Skywalker, before we leave, I have to tell you I'm gay. It's super important to me to let you know that I just love sucking on dicks. It's part of who I am, please understand the courage it took for me to tell you this"

>NOT NOW YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS, NO ONE CARES. WE'RE TRYING TO SAVE NOT JUST THE CORELLIAN CIVILIZATION, BUT THE ENTIRE GALAXY


 No.5744

>>5737

He's using minority advocacy as a cynical shield to deflect criticism of his objectively poor writing.

Given that he's enough of an embarrassing manchild to rant about his critics being just like the fictional "bad guys", I'm certain that he's spiteful and petty enough to create a whole new batch of forced tokens for the sequel novels just to get back at the mean trolls.


 No.5749

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>>5693

>"So, what do your characters do? Roll a perception check."


 No.5750

>>5737

>LGBTQ characters have been entirely absent in the canonical Star Wars universe until this year; an earlier 2015 prose release, Star Wars: Lords of the Sith introduced the first openly LGBTQ character in canonical mythology, Moff Mors, almost four decades after the original movie was released.

BLATANT

FUCKING

LIES


 No.5754

My issue is not that there's gays in star wars, I mean, there was C-3P0 since fucking forever, but making such a big deal out of it

Why do people get so much hapiness doing that instead of just focusing on the important stuff ?

Also, thanks for the reviews ITT, I was not sure if I should have gotten a copy of aftermath


 No.5757

>>5750

It's not a lie if you believe it :^)


 No.5760

>>5737

>>5737

>You’re not the Rebel Alliance. You’re not the good guys. You’re the f—ing Empire, man. You’re the shitty, oppressive, totalitarian Empire.

I've encountered this analogy before. It seems like SJWs always try to say that anyone who disagrees with them is the empire while they are the rebel alliance.

>If you can imagine a world where Luke Skywalker would be irritated that there were gay people around him, you completely missed the point of Star Wars.

I don't think Luke would have a problem with gays. Also, people don't hate the book because of the gay character, they hate the book because it's not a well written story.


 No.5767

>>5737

>that damage control


 No.5777

>>5767

Sounds familiar doesn't it?

>You don't like it? you're a homophobic misogynist!


 No.5778

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>>5760

>I don't think Luke would have a problem with gays.

I don't think it's really a concern in a setting where kit fisto could steal you're wife. But I doubt he would try to enforce acceptance of homosexuality either. Imagine trying to shove down every alium perversion out there down people's throat. So your parnaps glow red when you rub them against a Jawa? Oh Ok, sure, whatever. I've got a galaxy to save.


 No.5779

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>>5760

What I love is the idea that he thinks hardcore Star Wars fans would be insulted by being compared to the based Empire instead of rebel scum.


 No.5791

the book is apparently getting real bad reviews, all gayness and things aside.

no surprise there.


 No.5792

Can we pay someone to kill Chuck Wendig?

He's officially the worst person to ever do anything Star Wars related. His book makes the Christmas Special look like The Empire Strikes Back.

No one in it talks like someone in Star Wars would. They all make meta/hipster popculture references and act like the Star Wars universe isn't actually the place they've been living for the entirety of their lives.

Seriously, how much do we have to pay to get a hitman to kill this fat fuck?


 No.5805

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>>5792

Holy shit, you aren't exaggerating.

http://www.polygon.com/2015/9/10/9300685/star-wars-aftermath-empire-sith

>There is an amusing scene where the last tatters of the Empire are discussing how to get control back, and one officer has to explain why the New Republic's support is so widespread, and its propaganda so effective. She has to, in effective, explain to everyone at the table that they are the bad guys.

>"This isn't some kind of inspirational story," she says. "Some scrappy, ragtag underdog tale, some pugilistic match where we're the goodhearted gladiator who brings down the oppressive regime that put him in the arena. They get to have that narrative. We are the ones who enslaved whole worlds full of alien inhabitants. We are the ones who built something called a Death Star under the leadership of a decrepit old goblin who believed in the 'dark side' of some ancient, insane religion."

This is neither clever nor amusing. It's asinine meta-writing. It's chortling, masturbatory 4th wall acknowledgement. It's the lowest, weakest bid by nerds for ironic value.

Wendig is trash. It was bad enough when the Heir to the Jedi book tried to normalize the Star Wars Galaxy by having Luke Skywalker cook fucking buckwheat noodles and go out of its way not to use "weird" stuff in the narrative. This is a whole new level of not getting it and being fucking proud of that ignorance.


 No.5807

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>>5805

goddamnit


 No.5808

>>5805

>direct linking to polygon

Anon, pls.

https://archive.is/Yxtjv


 No.5814

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>>5805

>>5808

>the idea of officers from a failed totalitarian regime looking at themselves and hating what they see is one of the most effective themes of the novel.

I get this strange feeling Wendig and Kuchera are the types of faggots that fall for propaganda if they think heads of totalitarian regimes are oblivious to the shit they've been doing or will suddenly have a change of heart if they're sat down and told "you are killing people, you're bad".

"Wait, we're the bad guys?" That shit is straight from the Street Fighter movie and sketch comedy.


 No.5816

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>>5792

Is this your first Star Wars novel rodeo or something? This book looks pretty bad and all, but this is really nothing new. There are so many horrendously written Star Wars books out there, this is just another drop in the bucket. Like pic related for example, I've read grade school level grade writing assignments with stronger fundamentals than this trash. Probably not even the worst there is out there.


 No.5820

>>5816

but death troopers was good, even if it relied on cameos for the second half.


 No.5824

>>5820

The concept was good, the execution was just complete trash. I mean it read like a bottom tier Goosebumps book, just with the most cringely described blood and gore of all time thrown in on top. They way they threw in Han and Chewbacca toward the middle out of nowhere, because none of the other characters in the book were capable of carrying it was ridiculous. Nevermind that it was an absolutely pathetic and horribly written take on their characters as well.

I'll concede though that Deathtroopers was just some random thing approved by Lucas Licensing in an era where Star Wars was going nowhere and nobody gave a shit anymore. Aftermath should have been taken much more seriously seeing as it was the first novel in the new canon and everything, but it was handed with the same amount of care that everything a few years post PT was. As in nobody cared whatsoever.


 No.5855

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>>5715

>wake up one morning

>gorgeous day on Alderaan

>gonna be better today I can feel it

>get fired

>get mugged on way home from firing

>house is being foreclosed

>how could this get worse?

>look up

>see giant green laser flying down on me

>death is imminent

>mfw I realize I will never be anthony burch


 No.5914

>>5694

>only non-white supporting characters

What about all the fucking aliens? Why are these SJWs so fucking small-minded?


 No.5916

>>5914

chewbacca's skin was dark as fuck


 No.7533

They scrapped the EU for this faggot? This is just depressing…




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