>>7754
Fuck now I really want a series of videos where Luke's life before joining the rebels is like Chris Chan's life.
>Luke: LEEIAAAAA! OH YEAH!!! LEEEIAAAAA!!!
>Uncle Owen: Luke, what are you doing?
>Luke: [immediately stops fapping, but knocks several things over] Nothing.
>Uncle Owen: I’m getting all these crazy damn calls. What're you doing?
>Luke: Nothing.
>Uncle Owen: Don't give me that crap. Now, what’s going on?
>Luke: Uncle Owen, will you get out of here!?
>Uncle Owen: No. [string of beeps] I will not. People tell me that you’re about to kill yourself on the holonet.
>Luke: What?!
>Uncle Owen: What are you doing?
>Luke: I'm not doin' anything.
>Uncle Owen: Want me to wake your aunt up and find out?
>Luke: No…
>Uncle Owen: Then, get out of here, and off the holonet.
>Luke: Fine.
>Uncle Owen: What is your trouble?
>Luke: I am NOT going to kill myself!
>Uncle Owen: Get away from that hologram display.
>Luke: Fine.
>Uncle Owen: Get away from the holonet, I'm cuttin' it down, right now!
>Luke: NO! UNCLE OWEN, NO!
>Uncle Owen: Yes.
>Luke: No!
>Uncle Owen: What are you doin'?
>[long pause, what sounds like the kitchen sink running, keys clicking on the hologram display, then a single beep]
>Luke: Don't do it, Uncle Owen.
>Uncle Owen: I’m gonna shut this thing right down.
>Luke: No.
>Uncle Owen: Yes.
>Luke: No! [pause] Uncle Owen, no. Stop!
>Uncle Owen: Go wake your aunt up, don’t bother me. Okay? [pause] Go and wake your aunt up! Don’t bother me!
>Luke: Ugh.
>Uncle Owen: Go and wake your aunt up!
>Luke: [stress sigh]
>Uncle Owen: You tell mm–her what’s going on. This thing is gonna go down.
>Luke: No!
>Uncle Owen: Yes!