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 No.7848

Enjoy, I deem them unnecessary.

 No.7849

Based Leia has the best poster. No surprises there.


 No.7851

>>7848

Han's nose doesn't even look real.


 No.7852

>>7848

Fucking calling it. Rey is going to pull that staff in half or something and it's going to turn into a lightsaber.

She'll probably pull it out to save Finn from Kylo during that night scene in the forest.


 No.7853


 No.7857

>>7851

It's not his nose, it's the left side of his face. It looks like they tried to morph two pictures together for some reason.


 No.7858

Can someone shoop Rey's to make it a nigger dick?


 No.7863

>>7853

>>7852

that's what the leaked plot suggests, actually. finn has saber training since the stormtroopers get it now, but he can't hold well against kylo ren and rey saves his ass by using the force.


 No.7866

>no poe

guess he's not that important.


 No.7874

>>7866

They couldn't think of anything to cover his eye with


 No.7877

I like Rey's the best, but they're all pretty generic. Kylo Ren's should have been him without the mask.


 No.7878

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File: 1446710080155-1.jpg (412.34 KB, 2872x1080, 359:135, anakin luke rey.jpg)

Skywalker confirmed.


 No.7880

>mistook Leia for Mon Mothma

>realized Han still can't into trigger discipline

>they all look a shit


 No.7886

>>7878

ohmypoetry.jpg


 No.7932

>>62481966

Imagine being Rey in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Finn, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific negro monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all she really wants to do is fuck another 18 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Rey and not only sit in the Millennium Falcon while Finn flaunts his disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing his acne marks and sweaty skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected his act. Not only having to tolerate his ape-like fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him BLACK LIVES MATTER and DAMN, BLACK BOYS LOOK LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his brutish fucking gorilla face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of star wars fans and hot nerds for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in England. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his dimpled stomach as he sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "statuesque (for that is what he calls himself)" beauty, the beauty he worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could shame every single person in this room before the studio's PR could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Rey. You're not going to lose your future Star Wars career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.


 No.7947

>>7874

They could have used an upward X-Wing just for the hell of it.


 No.7949

Carrie Fisher's should be a mirror with a line of cocaine on it.


 No.7965

>>7932

Boyega is also english.

Which is the fucking weird thing. He can talk and dress like a regular fucking guy. In other shots outside of SW he looks way less ridiculous.

But J.J. Abrams and Disney took a black british, who usually wears button up shirts and leather shoes, and actually talks with a non-chav british accent, and then they intentionally shaved him down and sweat him up and then put on the exact camera angles to make him look as conspicuously basketball american as possible, while also having him force an american accent.

This was a conscious choice in the most bizarre way possible. Even Finns toys have him being a sweaty, cowardly sack of shit for unknown reasons.


 No.8090

File: 1447268112046.jpg (1.78 MB, 1481x2160, 1481:2160, tfa-bffc-made-boba-fett-po….jpg)

fan-made by the bffc but still neat




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