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 No.8164

>"I bet Luke Skywalker is the villain, we don't see him anywhere in preview but we know he's in movie!"

 No.8165

It would be stupid if they did that.


 No.8166

>>8164

i hate this meme and who ever created it


 No.8167

God, I hope not. The whole argument is that this is the path he was headed down in ROTJ, wearing black clothes and acting like a stoic asshole at times. But the whole point of ROTJ is that arc of his character was resolved. He chose the light side.


 No.8169

>>8167

Yeah, I don't see how you go from tossing your lightsaber away in the face of the dark side incarnate to being a mustache twirling villain.


 No.8171

>>8166

I think it was Reddit.


 No.8174

I hope he's chaotic neutral.

Like, he shows up during the fighting and puts an end to it real quick by fucking both side's shit up.


 No.8175

>stupid fucking normies not understanding that Luke's a grey jedi

>stupid fucking normies not knowing what grey jedi are

>stupid fucking normies that will fuck off and not give two shits about SW once the hype is over

Can't wait for the last one to happen tbh


 No.8176

>>8175

Gray jedi are no longer canon.


 No.8178

>>8176

not by name, but by their actions.

also, this is what happens when you let casual filth take the head of discussion, you get horrendously retarded theories like this.

i have no doubt that luke will have a new jedi order going, and kylo being one of his students/nephew, but something lures kylo away from the jedi (perhaps finding out that he's vader's grandson) in the vein of say, kyp durron and exar kun's spirit on yavin, and basically we get that flashback massacre thing, and kylo is some kind of tainted soul who knows he can't go back so he stays evil and with the knights of ren.


 No.8180

What's dumber- Luke going evil or someone cloning Vader?


 No.8181

>>8180

>Cloning vader

Half the toys in the store are Vader. Disney probably figures they can't sustain that with a 30 year old movie as his last theatrical appearance.

He'll show up again. They don't subtitle these movies "the Search For More Money" for nothing.


 No.8182

>>8181

>all the toys are Vader and Yoda

>cereal boxes still feature Vader and Yoda

>both of these characters are dead

>Lucas didn't want to kill Han because it would "hurt merchandising"


 No.8183

>>8182

Fucking lucas and his shitty merchandizing


 No.8184

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>>8176

get fucked disney shill, EU is still canon on this board.


 No.8217

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>>8164

>implying Jar Jar Binks is not the villain

>only surviving member of the fellowship of the Naboo crisis

>friends grew more and more distant from him as the war raged on, leaving him filled with anger

>gave the speech that put Sheev in power, proving that Jar Jar manipulates the balance of power in the galaxy

>Kylo Ren's mask more the shape of an old Gungan's head than a human's

>not knowing that Jar Jar Binks is secretly the ultimate sith lord

>not knowing that he orchestrated the rise of an unstable empire knowing full well that it would collapse within 30 years leaving a giant power void ripe for filling

>not knowing that he fathered Anakin as part of a centuries-long selective breeding program to produce the most prolific midilchlorian cow

>not knowing that Luke realized this and went into hiding to avoid the wrath of Binks

>not deducing this in the year 2015


 No.8220

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 No.8221

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 No.8265

Good or evil, the new movies will fuck him up… Just some lonely old fag with no family or loved ones who lives alone on a dirtball with an unfuckable droid and no Mara instead of a grand reviver of the jedi with noble students, a hot babe to fuck without the "muh emotions are bad" rule, and plenty of cash and influence. Fuck it all.


 No.8289

>>8265

They had to make Luke a basement dweller because he's white. If he was a powerful leader he would represent the patriarchy, and everyone knows the patriarchy is evil. He can only be powerful if he turns to the dark side.




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