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Stormtrooper 12/03/15 (Thu) 06:48:58 No.8517

new pic

Stormtrooper 12/03/15 (Thu) 06:50:59 No.8518

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JUST

Stormtrooper 12/03/15 (Thu) 20:22:56 No.8529

I think the way his hair is coming out the back looks weird. in this picture, I get this vibe like Kylo is gonna be weird as fuck. like just super obsessing over Vader.

Stormtrooper 12/03/15 (Thu) 23:28:49 No.8530

>>8529

it's because he's a weeb who sat in his room all day before deciding "fuck it i'm gonna go start a new crusade" and screamed deus vult throughout the galaxy

Stormtrooper 12/04/15 (Fri) 01:50:13 No.8534

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tfw kylo ren is just going to be a huge vader fanboy sperglord autist, but because of that is now the most relatable character in the saga for most of us

Stormtrooper 12/04/15 (Fri) 07:43:15 No.8540

>>8517

That's gotta be Luke.

Stormtrooper 12/04/15 (Fri) 15:13:10 No.8541

>>8540

Pls stop being retarded, no that's not Luke.

Stormtrooper 12/04/15 (Fri) 16:20:41 No.8542

>>8529

That's the whole point of the character. He's a vader fanboy who probably got his mom to make his costume.

Stormtrooper 12/04/15 (Fri) 23:55:55 No.8546

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>>8534

>all returning characters are poorly done nostaligia references

>boyega and daisy are the "the nig and the chick" because they knew that's what people will see them as so that's how they're going to act and be portrayed as

>Phasma is split between "stronk independent womyn that dont' need no man" and "i'm a girl btw ;)"

>Hux or whatver his name is will be generic nazi man #345334

>our only chances for decent characters is Poe, Kylo, and Supreme Overwatch Snooker

>Poe's backstory is his father was buddies with Han, mom was only female pilot going into death star, and both are super awesome and conceived Poe at the Battle of Endor celebration and Luke Skywalker gave them gifts. And Poe turned out to be super awesome great Ace Pilot extraordinaire that commits wholly to his duty, but also wholly to his friends at the same time!

>Grand Supreme Snuke will be the mysterious mystery villain who turns out to be Sheev's master all along

>Kylo will be the autistic president of the vader fanclub

>Kylo is our best bet at an enjoyable character

I hate it, but it's true.

Stormtrooper 12/05/15 (Sat) 00:52:54 No.8547

They will burned Vader heads for people's coffee tables. It's gonna happen.

Stormtrooper 12/05/15 (Sat) 03:17:33 No.8556

>>8546

nobody's going to read those comics, so don't bother taking poe's forced pc backstory nonsense into account.

also, here's to hoping that hux is a little more like admiral piett.

Stormtrooper 12/06/15 (Sun) 00:41:53 No.8586

>>8556

this, all this PC EU nonsense will be retconned out after SJW normie scum move on from the franchise. Now that it's the hot shit topic they'll do damage, but nothing that can't be fixed after they've moved along.

Stormtrooper 12/06/15 (Sun) 23:30:54 No.8616

>>8546

>Hux or whatver his name is will be generic nazi man #345334

Hux is Luke's son

Stormtrooper 12/07/15 (Mon) 17:54:39 No.8649

>>8546

>Max Von Sydow's character

Who will he be anyway? Seems like a candidate to add to your list.

>Poe

…is probably just a more active Antilles with actual screen time.

>Hux

Is already interesting.

>non-Revan, non-Vader

Hates sheevposters, so wins some points. I still hate his lack of originality… I hope he doesn't take the mask off either.

>Snoke

Mesa back!

>Phasma

They will make her the new Boba Fett, or try. They will instead, make her the new Samus Aran - hopefully not the Other M version…

Stormtrooper 12/07/15 (Mon) 18:17:17 No.8650

>>8649

You can't make a new Boba Fett. That's not how it works. He blew up in popularity because they didn't shill him all over the place. He was just a badass that came, did his thing, and left. You can't shill Phasma as hard as they are/will (LOOK AT HOW PROGRESSIVE WE ARE OUR STRONK WYMYN BOUNTY HUNTER) and have her be as cool as Fett. The only character that replicated Fett's cool factor was Maul.

Stormtrooper 12/07/15 (Mon) 18:30:26 No.8651

>>8650

They will try. They didn't listen to Yoda…

Stormtrooper 12/08/15 (Tue) 03:29:08 No.8664

>>8649

sydow is supposed to be the leader of rey's nomad tribe thing

iirc he dies when the imperials attack jackoff, er jakku

Stormtrooper 12/08/15 (Tue) 07:26:38 No.8674

>>8649

>>8650

I need my phasma inhaler

Stormtrooper 12/08/15 (Tue) 22:59:32 No.8684

>>8650

don't be surprised if boba fett returns in episode 8

personally, i would want the secret to be he cloned himself like jango did and is basically keeping boba fett immortal through that

Stormtrooper 12/08/15 (Tue) 23:04:31 No.8685

>>8649

>They will make her the new Boba Fett, or try. They will instead, make her the new Samus Aran - hopefully not the Other M version…

The actress doesn't look hot enough to be like Samus

Stormtrooper 12/08/15 (Tue) 23:12:53 No.8686

>>8650

> Boba Fett

> badass

Luke killed him in like, a few seconds

Stormtrooper 12/09/15 (Wed) 02:59:22 No.8690

>>8686

>luke killed fett

Anonymous 12/09/15 (Wed) 04:42:39 No.8692

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>>8686

Stormtrooper 12/09/15 (Wed) 18:23:50 No.8696

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>>8684

No offense but I don't think I'd like that. If Boba is to come back, he NEEDS to escape the sarlacc. Otherwise he loses all badass points. If he's cloning himself and dying in silly ways (like ROTJ) then he's not cool anymore.

The cloning thing would be cool so long as original Boba gets out of the pit

>>8686

pic related

Stormtrooper 12/10/15 (Thu) 21:44:06 No.8726

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>>8546

>>Hux or whatver his name is will be generic nazi man #345334

Why is it okay when Indiana Jones did it the generic nazi man? What did they do differently?

Stormtrooper 12/10/15 (Thu) 22:02:39 No.8727

>>8726

those were actual Nazis, and individual characters were still at least somewhat distinct

you can tell the difference between the main antags from the first and third films, for instance

Stormtrooper 12/10/15 (Thu) 22:42:51 No.8728

>>8696

oh yeah, that's what i meant. original boba escapes the pit and then starts cloning himself

Stormtrooper 12/11/15 (Fri) 01:50:16 No.8736

>>8547

Shit I'd probably buy one tbh.

Stormtrooper 12/11/15 (Fri) 22:07:30 No.8784

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We have Snoke

Stormtrooper 12/11/15 (Fri) 23:31:56 No.8786

>>8784

inb4 countless "Snoke weed every day" videos

Stormtrooper 12/11/15 (Fri) 23:49:43 No.8791

>>8784

wow, looks like voldemort got syphilis

Stormtrooper 12/12/15 (Sat) 01:51:44 No.8802

>>8784

>Wanted to make him more monster like

>Made him as white as possible

>Gave him blue eyes

And I'm guessing in his youth he had blonde hair?

Stormtrooper 12/12/15 (Sat) 02:41:59 No.8804

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Stormtrooper 12/12/15 (Sat) 02:59:28 No.8805

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Stormtrooper 12/12/15 (Sat) 03:58:03 No.8811

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>>8805

So what you're saying is Snokeposting will surpass Sheevposting

Stormtrooper 12/12/15 (Sat) 04:14:02 No.8813

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>>8811

What if Snoke IS Sheev

> Snoke

> Sheev

> Start with S

> 5 letters

Stormtrooper 12/13/15 (Sun) 04:31:13 No.8861

>>8540

It’s Han Solo’s son, who kills Han at the end.

Anyone have a PDF of either the entire plot synopsis or the listing of all the official EXTERIOR/INTERIOR scene changes that leaked? I can’t find it anywhere.

Stormtrooper 12/13/15 (Sun) 06:56:45 No.8864

>>8861

that's the thread from theforce.net you're thinking of

makingstarwars has a plot synopsis

Stormtrooper 12/15/15 (Tue) 00:51:01 No.8964

>>8784

So he used to be a human?

Where the fuck are all the aliens???? This is fucking Star Wars, aside from Maz Kanata there isn't a single new alien. Fucking laaaaammmmeeeeeeeeee!

Stormtrooper 12/15/15 (Tue) 02:20:15 No.8985

>>8864

Would you happen to have links? Bing refuses to give me anything.

Stormtrooper 12/15/15 (Tue) 03:50:16 No.9013

>>8985

>Bing

this is the beginning of many of your problems

but alas, i shall deliver

http://makingstarwars.net/2015/05/a-compiled-synopsis-of-star-wars-the-force-awakens/

i can't find theforce.net link that has the plot synopsis with trailer images, but here's a basic summary that seems to go even further into details than the msw link

http://www.theforce.net/story/front/RUMOR_Star_Wars_The_Force_Awakens_Story_Summary_165057.asp

Stormtrooper 12/15/15 (Tue) 04:14:37 No.9017

>>8517

Grandpa doesn't love you faggot.

Stormtrooper 12/15/15 (Tue) 04:16:25 No.9018

>>8813

>What if Snoke IS Sheev

Nope, just a reject from Prometheus.

Stormtrooper 12/15/15 (Tue) 22:55:31 No.9071

>>8784

ayy lmao

Stormtrooper 12/16/15 (Wed) 06:41:41 No.9086