>>9007
>K.K. Kikebrams is told this by someone
>absolutely fucking LOVES the idea
>decides to put Jar Jar in Episode VIII as the master of Kylo Ren
>”SO! Yousa see now dat deresin nuttin dat happen without meesa will. Da biggun Republic fell because meesa wanted it to. Da maxi big Empire fell because meesa brought Ani and Luke togedda. Sidious failed meesa as an apprentice. But Kylo? Heesa surpass meesa wildes’ esspetashuns. So now, yousa gunna die.”