No.8895
dumping for posterity, feel free to do whatever with them
No.8900
welp, there we fucking go
No.8904
oh boy
full-on ep 4 remake confirmed
No.8909
who drew this a retard with a crayon?
No.8912
No.8913
No.8916
The worst part about the spoilers is the small voice in the back of your head going "no, it's too lazy. it's too stupid. they wouldn't actually try to pull this shit, fans would see through it". But they would actually pull this shit, and fans will eat it up
No.8917
I had a shred of hope that it wouldn't just be A New Hope.
HAD.
No.8934
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Post these on reddit. I'm sure they will lose their shit. And ban you. And downvote you.
No.8936
>>8934
I got banned on halfchan /tv/ for saying, Han dies. That was my intent, though. Happened in less that 15 seconds. Disney mods. LOL.
No.8939
No.8940
They make a "wheres waldo" type book and there are only a couple dozen people in each picture.
This is pure casualization.
No.8941
>Lor San Tekka
Confirmed for deepest lor?
No.8942
>>8910
han and his ship should be inseparable.
No.8950
>>8948
EU Han was never this incompetent
No.8955
>>8948
I don't know how I feel about this
pretty sure I'm mad
No.8956
>>8948
>warp vortex stabilizer
Holy shit that sounds like something a hack star trek writer would shove into an episode when he's feeling lazy.
>the guy who coined it is the only one ever to use it
No.8957
>>8948
I liked it. Now I'm sad that Han will die already in the first movie :(
So much potential wasted…
No.8958
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No.8959
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No.8961
>>8960
>immunity to the light side
what is this shit?
No.8962
>>8959
>>8960
>>8958
>New Republic exists
>Luke had Jedi but they were betrayed
okay, at least SOME of my fears for how badly they were going to handle the universe have been put to rest
now it's just a matter of their shitty plot rehash and all the rest of the bullshit that's pissing me off
No.8963
>>8962
Everything in these films is a re-hash of previous Star Wars, including the prequels.
Kylo goes full Anakin on Luke's younglings. That's how they were betrayed.
No.8968
>>8895
The leaks were fucking true. The movie really is that mediocre.
No.8969
>Starkiller Base
>The Deathstar was a star that destroyed planets
>The Starkiller is a planet that destroys stars
wew
No.8971
>>8969
Bravo Abrams
Bravo LucasStoryGroup.
No.8973
>>8971
>Implying this film wasn't entirely constructed by focus groups
>Implying any actual human being had a say in the story
No.8976
>>8968
> The movie really is that mediocre
What's so bad about it?
No.8978
>>8959
>LITERALLY just giving them Nazi pants
Slaughter all kikes.
No.8981
>>8976
Fuck off, Kathleen. It's a generic remake of A New Hope with diversity being the only thing they've brought to the table.
It looks bland, boring, and flat out meh. It isn't even worth getting butthurt by at this point because of how mediocre the whole thing looks.
No.8982
>>8960
>through his veins courses the bloodline of the most powerful jedi and sith, and he sees it as his birthright to
So he's vader's grandson. This gets lamer the more the some of these predictions come true.
No.8984
>>8960
his design is based on lightsabers used at the siege of malachor, eh?
i guess we're slowly getting chunks of kotor phased into the canon.
No.8986
>>8969
>Sun Crusher is canon
At least is no Darksaber.
No.8988
>Vader's grandson falls to the darkside
>muh birthright
>my molten gramps memento mask
>immunity to the light side
Darth Caedus and his fall was a masterpiece in comparison.
No.8989
>>8988
at least jacen did some fun shit, like kill mara jade, try to sway ben over to his cause, and it took jaina receiving training from boba fett to beat his ass.
all that's going to happen in the new films is rey will find some dumbass inner strength, or maybe finn will be killed off to give her the inner strength to kill kylo. watch, they fucking rinse and repeat her getting training from lando or some shit to finish him off.
No.8990
>>8981
You didn't even explained
No.8991
>>8982
This is old news
He's the son of Leia of Solo
No.8995
>>8991
I don't think it was confirmed until now though. Predictions are speculation and leaks aren't necessarily trust worthy if it's just some dude on the internet. In my head, I called that BB-8 would have secret that need to get to Leia, another ebil superweapon, han and leia having children. But those were just speculation, seeing them confirmed like this just makes it feel so lame.
No.8996
>>8984
the blatant Revan rip off mask didnt tip you off?
No.8997
>>8989
didn't he straight up cuck his little brother and turned Anakin Solo's childhood sweetheart into his personal apprentice fucktoy?
No.9006
>>8986
Its not the Sun Crusher, its a gigantic moon sized laser built into a real fucking planet… If only it were the Sun Crusher.
No.9008
>>8976
You haven't checked the leaked scripts have you? This shit along with some recent developments pretty much confirm they were true.
No.9011
>>8996
oh no, the not-revan thing was confirmed a long time ago.
it's just that kotor was always written as "up in the air" and that we wouldn't get some real news on it until the movie came out.
i find it nice to see that they're at the very least including the planets.
No.9014
No.9015
Is DarthLightlyBruise's leaked script still accurate, or was a more up-to-date one released?
No.9016
>>9014
>having such low standards that are prequel tier
>being this much of a tool for a whored out franchise that's been run into the ground
Fanboy or not there's a point where one can't keep being a fucking sheep. Unless of course you're somehow affiliated to this film via a relative or something that worked on it, in which case I can't blame you for supporting that which someone you care about is involved in, but if that's not the case, you really are a major fucking pleb.
No.9028
>>8957
Holy fuck. I just realized Han gets the Falcon back and just fucking dies the next day. He barely gets to do dick with the Falcon before he dies.
No.9033
>>9011
> including the planets
zero amount of research I bet on JJ's part
No.9034
>>9028
In one of the trailers you can see it crashing. What if the last thing Han sees is his old ship burning.
No.9039
>>8948
This is fucked up. Han would have had his choice of any ship in the galaxy after the work he did to defeat the Empire. He could have had a Star Destroyer if he wanted. There's no way he settled on a bulky cargo ship, that's completely contrary to his character.
He would have had the fastest, most kick ass ship to do whatever he wanted to do.
No.9043
>>9015
So after reading this thread like I should have, and reading the premiere leaks….the answer is a very unfortunate yes.
No.9044
Just spoil the rest of it, for the love of god
Like the fact that Rey is Luke's daughter
and the fact that Snoke is really Darth Plagueis
No.9047
https://pastebin.com/jcHuwZKT
supposed spoilers from a guy who claimed to have caught an early screening
No.9049
No.9052
No.9057
If those leaks are true… what a bore. EU Chewbacca needed an entire moon to kill him, canon Han Solo a very pale and skinny guy with an effeminate voice.
No.9058
>>9052
what about not boba fett the silver feminist hero?
No.9063
>>8959
>Church of the Force
I'M DONE
I'M FUCKING DONE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.9069
>>9052
maximum cuck while reading that
Empire immediately lands and receives fire
stormtroopers told to fire on those that resist
good guy stormtroopers feels bad about shooting unarmed civilians
Why am i supposed to feel sympathy to the civilians?
No.9070
No.9078
Only thing shittier than this movie are the fucking toys.
>>9063
Of all the awful shit in that, that's what rustles your jimmies faggot? Whatever… If it makes you quit that's good enough for me. Anything to stick it to the greedy franchise ruining bums at Disney.
No.9080
>>9070
>mfw that link actually works
why does hotwheels allow these boards to exist?
No.9083
>>9078
these don't look anything like star wars
At least Greivous made a decent figure
No.9084
No.9085
>>9080
Hotwheels mentioned months ago that he'd be happy to get crossover traffic from reddit. I take it you weren't there for that tantrum.
>>9078
Yes. Nothing else in the screenshots of that post bugs me.
No.9087
>tfw the whole New Republic vs. Imperial hold outs and warlords from the old Eu was 10000000X more interesting than this rehash.
No.9088
>>9085
>Hotwheels mentioned months ago that he'd be happy to get crossover traffic from reddit. I take it you weren't there for that tantrum.
statist scum
No.9108
>>9039
>This is fucked up. Han would have had his choice of any ship in the galaxy after the work he did to defeat the Empire. He could have had a Star Destroyer if he wanted. There's no way he settled on a bulky cargo ship, that's completely contrary to his character.
>He would have had the fastest, most kick ass ship to do whatever he wanted to do.
Actually, going by the quote it makes sense; Han thought he could turn a bulk freighter into a giant Falcon, but just couldn't make it work.
>>9044
[spoiler]>Like the fact that Rey is Luke's daughter
>and the fact that Snoke is really Darth Plagueis[/spoiler]
Ah, Rey parentage is actually suprising, I figured she'd be the Jaina to Kylo's Jacen…
No.9237
>>9033
>zero amount of research I bet on JJ's part
He didn't understand how slow "Lightspeed" in star wars actually was either. I'm fucking fed up with fags like that guy claiming that they are Star War fans when they can't even get something as easy as that right.
No.9284
>>8961
Some bullshit Kylo Ren dreamed off while getting buttfucked by Snoke
No.9285
>>9083
>these don't look anything like star wars
>At least Greivous made a decent figure
nigga you's a shit, Grievous looks like some early 2000s random video game villain compared to the new extras