I originally planned to steal the film but my baby-boomer dad wanted to get out the house and see what happened to one of his cultural touchstones.
Basically: its shit. /pol/ is right about it: it is a nostalgia mongering, nigger spamming, femcunt lecture. There isn't even a coherent story: the film is driven by loosely connected paragraphs about Nazism, which is connected with everything bad in existence (Dark Side). To move this sermon along, the imagery is glued to the original Star Wars's plot: there's literally another Death Star, and they blow it up again with X-Wings.
The acting by the two leads is very poor, particularly Daisey Ridley. Her performance is perhaps the worst acting I've ever seen in a major film. Ridleys character is the apotheosis of 'Mary Sue'. The First Order General is an agenda character, purely meant to signal evil blue-eyed white man, which is to say white man simply. Snoke is a rather anomalous yet strangely cool-headed, forthcoming Sith lord.
Kylo Ren seems to be the perpetuation of the Skywalker bloodine, having inherited the bad genes, which is very ironic for such a liberal film. His actor is decent at what he does, just barely making it through that pathetic, cringe-worthy "pain" script with Harrison Ford.
The Nigger character is literally forced down the audience's throat. As a character, he plays the now well worn type that is what I call the morally incorruptible nigger: it's a habit of Hollywood that, when wanting to introduce the black yet again, they make sure to write him in as morally superior and incorruptible: a paragon of virtue and righteousness, no doubt because slavery showed blacks the laws of the universe, so of course they know what's best. There are entire moments when Jew Jew just focuses on the Nigger simply so we can see him cheering and jeering: no words of anything, just him jumping for joy. Anyway, the nigger and Ridley's love interest is wholly contrived, not that it could be any other way, the random hand holding and subsequent feminism being the most cringe-worthy example.
Another memorable moment was when Rey just suddenly learns how to use the force after 2 flashbacks, or whatever. Yep, she just starts commanding people to do things for her out of nowhere, she learns how to lightsaber duel out of nowhere, she overpowers Kylo Ren out of nowhere. All the major messiah films I've seen, like the Matrix or the previous Star Wars for example, at least went through this perfunctory training/honing phase with some degree of seriousness. Here its pure wish-fulfillment.
Perhaps the worst part was the clapping, cheering and laughing by about 1/4 of the (American) audience, and the stupid ass, animal children that were literally being socially engineered right then and there. Its amazing how seamlessly it all works.