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 No.9555

I originally planned to steal the film but my baby-boomer dad wanted to get out the house and see what happened to one of his cultural touchstones.

Basically: its shit. /pol/ is right about it: it is a nostalgia mongering, nigger spamming, femcunt lecture. There isn't even a coherent story: the film is driven by loosely connected paragraphs about Nazism, which is connected with everything bad in existence (Dark Side). To move this sermon along, the imagery is glued to the original Star Wars's plot: there's literally another Death Star, and they blow it up again with X-Wings.

The acting by the two leads is very poor, particularly Daisey Ridley. Her performance is perhaps the worst acting I've ever seen in a major film. Ridleys character is the apotheosis of 'Mary Sue'. The First Order General is an agenda character, purely meant to signal evil blue-eyed white man, which is to say white man simply. Snoke is a rather anomalous yet strangely cool-headed, forthcoming Sith lord.

Kylo Ren seems to be the perpetuation of the Skywalker bloodine, having inherited the bad genes, which is very ironic for such a liberal film. His actor is decent at what he does, just barely making it through that pathetic, cringe-worthy "pain" script with Harrison Ford.

The Nigger character is literally forced down the audience's throat. As a character, he plays the now well worn type that is what I call the morally incorruptible nigger: it's a habit of Hollywood that, when wanting to introduce the black yet again, they make sure to write him in as morally superior and incorruptible: a paragon of virtue and righteousness, no doubt because slavery showed blacks the laws of the universe, so of course they know what's best. There are entire moments when Jew Jew just focuses on the Nigger simply so we can see him cheering and jeering: no words of anything, just him jumping for joy. Anyway, the nigger and Ridley's love interest is wholly contrived, not that it could be any other way, the random hand holding and subsequent feminism being the most cringe-worthy example.

Another memorable moment was when Rey just suddenly learns how to use the force after 2 flashbacks, or whatever. Yep, she just starts commanding people to do things for her out of nowhere, she learns how to lightsaber duel out of nowhere, she overpowers Kylo Ren out of nowhere. All the major messiah films I've seen, like the Matrix or the previous Star Wars for example, at least went through this perfunctory training/honing phase with some degree of seriousness. Here its pure wish-fulfillment.

Perhaps the worst part was the clapping, cheering and laughing by about 1/4 of the (American) audience, and the stupid ass, animal children that were literally being socially engineered right then and there. Its amazing how seamlessly it all works.

 No.9608

>>9555 (Checked)

>/pol/ is right about it

We warned you, bro.


 No.9609

>>>/pol/

Stormfags pls go


 No.9662

>>9555

> Her performance is perhaps the worst acting I've ever seen in a major film.

hey now, Natalie portman's performance in the PT were still worse. As was Hayden Christensen in 2. He was okay in 3, but Natalie never got better. (probably because George sucks at directing actors)


 No.9667

>/pol/ was right about it

/pol/, please, stop stroking your ego on this, people everywhere were predicting this was going to be shit since Lucas sold to disney.


 No.9684

>>9555

>Anyway, the nigger and Ridley's love interest is wholly contrived,

But he got friend-zoned at the end of the film.


 No.9689

>>9684

he was friend-zoned from the start

if he hadn't kept grabbing her hand thinking she was a damsel in distress, he might have gotten at least a dry hump out of her.


 No.9698

>>9555

fuck off, /pol/. You're fucking dumb


 No.9708

>>9698

>BTFO

>better use this curse word

>"fuck"

good one, cuck


 No.9714

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I don't like un-selfawarely spewing /pol/ memes and the degree of extreme those people go to is retarded but yeah a lot of the critiques are spot on.


 No.9725

>>9708

>"cuck"

>muh win word


 No.9727

>>9555

I'll agree with most of these critiques in isolation, except the nigger ones. If he's the "love interest" he's not making good progress, right now he's clearly friendzoned as fuck. Also he's hardly "morally incorruptible" when he starts his relationship with Rey with a pointless lie (probably to try to get in her pants), he almost abandons everyone on Takostand, then lies to the resistance and endangers billions so he can get on the death star 3 to fulfill his personal goal of saving Rey (again, probably just because he wants to tap dat white ass).

Also Daisy Ridley can do whatever she wants because she's Luke's daughter so therefore Force. It's a shit explanation but it's what you get. Kylo Ren at this point is mostly just a poser, scary-looking and with a few flashy moves to hide the fact that he sucks.


 No.9728

>>9555

>the morally incorruptible nigger

m8 he was anything but morally incorruptible. For the first half of the movie all he wanted to do was get as far away from the First Order as possible and then only comes back because he wanted to tap dat ass.

Kinda felt sorry for him in the end though, what with him getting both rekt by the prepubescent sith wannabe and friendzoned by the mary sue.


 No.9738

>>9728

>>9727

something tells me disney requested the script be doctored when dindu was announced as the male lead

no way would that shit sell in china, i'm sure the movie will already tank there anyway


 No.9772

>>9698

>You're fucking dumb

But we're right again. :^)




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