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 No.9589

Alright fellas we all know its coming…

Who is gonna be the upcoming gay star wars character?

My money is on Captain Phasma - because she's humorless just like a real lesbian.

 No.9591

I would use the fuck out of a rainbow lightsaber tbh fam


 No.9597

>>9589

Likely some Stormtrooper/Rebel Soldier Extra in a throwaway line.

Didn't Karen something already have Gay Mandalorians anyway?

If you think a Main Character then i guess it would be Poe by default or a character that is new for EP8 and/or 9 rather then one we have.

That would fit the "NOT-LANDO" role of them retreading ground to boot.

Another possibility could be Kylo being a Edgelord due Gayngst.


 No.9598

Luke/Chewie OTP


 No.9610

>>9589

Isn't there one in the new novel? They'll probably try to crowbar a tie-in because muh new better EU!


 No.9612

inb4 poe is a homo


 No.9634

>>9597

>Another possibility could be Kylo being a Edgelord due Gayngst.

Only if he turns out good.


 No.9636

I bet it turns out Luke was gay the whole time. I'm calling it first.

Screen-cap this, you know it'll happen.


 No.9638

>>9597

>Didn't Karen something already have Gay Mandalorians anyway?

yeah, but that was subtly done instead of a huge OH YEAH I'M ALSO A FAG thing


 No.9648

So what if the main romance of this franchise ends up being Finn and Poe?


 No.9657

>>9589

don't you think the whole jedi thing is allready pretty gay? not being allowed to have a wife, or lust, i bet old monastrys would have been filled with faggots as well since that would have been a way to suppress their cravings


 No.9663

Gay incest, for Luke and Leia kiss since the 7 is the newer hope


 No.9681

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>>9589

>she's humorless just like a real lesbian.

>Thinking anything other than 'Phwoar! I want to see her lezzing out with Rey!'

>real lesbian

>not wanting to watch

…you may leave your Heterosexual Men's Club card by the door when you exit.

Also, Captain Phabulous. Your argument is invalid.


 No.9682

>>9657

>don't you think the whole jedi thing is allready pretty gay? not being allowed to have a wife

>implying that Luke & Leia were virgin births like Anakin Skywalker

Check one:

[ ] You've never seen the prequels. PROTIP: Anakin & Padme

[ ] This is not the board you're looking for

That is why you FAIL.


 No.9690

>>9681

after seeing it a second time

every time phasma talks she sounds like she just got fucked by a wookiee. total waste of a character clearly designed for the rule of cool and selling toys.


 No.9704

Poe. if they feel it necessary to add a gay character for no reason it will be Poe.


 No.9706

>>9682

did… did you miss that the marriage was without council sanction?

and that it literally drives most of Anakin's plot?


 No.9713

3P0 has been in the movies since the beginning. I think he covers it.


 No.9715

>>9682

well anakin was not allowed to have a wife, but he still did, against the jedi code. i wouldn't be suprised if yoda were gay or something.


 No.9821

They already have a gay character in the novel Aftermath, I just can remeber who was it.


 No.9833

>>9821

some bounty hunter guy, an imperial chick starts to hit on him and he's like "oh i'm into sausage fests"


 No.10380

>>9591

That shit would be unstable as fuck.

>>9589

And a useless tough feminist.


 No.10381

>>9833

>>9821

It was actually 3 or 4 with one of the main character's sister also having a wife.

Meanwhile Wendig says he wanted to have gay characters but didn't want them to be solely defined by that but wanted their faggotry to be the most important part of them without defining who they are but being their key defining traits. That's some serious doublethink bullshit right there as expected from someone who is expected to become the Anthony Burch of Star Wars.




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