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Phasma a shit Stormtrooper 12/28/15 (Mon) 08:28:12 No.9947
>If she had killed finn as soon as she thought his loyalty was wavering the first order would have won
>If she had let finn and solo kill her instead of lowering the shields then the first order would have won
>If she gave kylo the succ to boost his confidence the first order would have won
Why is she so fucking garbage /sw/?
Stormtrooper 12/28/15 (Mon) 10:10:51 No.9953
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The only reason she got the position was because she slept her way to it, it's explained in the novelisation.
Stormtrooper 12/28/15 (Mon) 11:16:28 No.9955
can't wait for all the porn
Stormtrooper 12/28/15 (Mon) 11:31:44 No.9956
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Why does this stance make me so hard?
Stormtrooper 12/28/15 (Mon) 14:16:50 No.9963
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>>9947
>Why is she so fucking garbage /sw/?
You should join her, for baiting this image like that.
Stormtrooper 12/28/15 (Mon) 15:57:05 No.9966
>>9956
Because she's about to rape you with a strap-on anon.
Stormtrooper 12/28/15 (Mon) 19:01:09 No.9974
>>9966
>rape you with a strap-on anon.
>rape
I'd fucking pay her to do that.
Stormtrooper 12/28/15 (Mon) 20:36:03 No.9975
>>9953
sauce?
Stormtrooper 12/28/15 (Mon) 21:07:54 No.9981
Source on both the porn and a picture of that passage in the novelization. Seriously they tried to make a grrrrl power character in phasma and thats her backstory many keks are gonna be had.
Stormtrooper 12/29/15 (Tue) 00:43:31 No.10008
>>9981
Artist is da polar inc. Most of their stuff is either the halo aliens or furries with that exact same body type.
Stormtrooper 12/29/15 (Tue) 01:08:54 No.10011
Not give you a spanking anon?
Stormtrooper 12/29/15 (Tue) 05:05:32 No.10034
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Not quite that buxom
Stormtrooper 12/29/15 (Tue) 05:14:51 No.10038
>>10034
>5'11"
>6'0"
Stormtrooper 12/29/15 (Tue) 05:33:29 No.10043
anon, you've just ruined my amazonian fantasies
damn you
Stormtrooper 12/29/15 (Tue) 22:50:08 No.10081
As useless as Boba Fett in episode VI but without being cool.
You would expect someone that was likely raised to have unwavering loyalty to the First Order would refuse to lower the shields. Obviously they were looking to have an invasion force come through.
But despite this and her high rank, she fucking lowers the shields. Anything other than a straight up refusal even in the face of death is just shit writing. Gayest character ever
Stormtrooper 12/30/15 (Wed) 01:05:23 No.10089
>>10081
at least Boba Fett was pretty cool in Empire strikes Back, which was his first appearance. It's how he got so hyped in the first place. But it was before the internet, so George didn't know how big he had gotten and wrote him a joke death because he has a bad habit of mistaking shit for gold, and gold for shit.
But at least he isn't JarJew Abrams
Anonymous 12/30/15 (Wed) 05:19:52 No.10113
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>>10089
>First appearance
I don't think so. :^)
Stormtrooper 12/30/15 (Wed) 22:50:29 No.10224
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>Female stormtroopers are now a thing
>Know it's just an SJW move to appeal to feminists
>They don't even get hot breastplates
>Still think it's kind of hot
We need more qt stormgirls.
Stormtrooper 12/30/15 (Wed) 23:10:51 No.10226
>>10224
george lucas said back in 78 that there were female stormtroopers, just not very common, the fact that they're now included in the movies is an sjw move (ps the first stormtrooper to receive an on-screen death in the beginning of the movie is a female)
Stormtrooper 12/30/15 (Wed) 23:15:35 No.10227
>>10226
At least they get killed and Phasma is apparently shit and useless. That's funny to me.
I'm not seeing the new movie until this friday, so I haven't seen it myself, but from what I hear the SJW shit isn't too incredibly unbearable.
Stormtrooper 12/30/15 (Wed) 23:36:01 No.10233
>>10227
only annoyance is MaRey Sue
Stormtrooper 12/31/15 (Thu) 01:04:25 No.10243
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Stormtrooper 12/31/15 (Thu) 01:08:18 No.10244
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>but from what I hear the SJW shit isn't too incredibly unbearable.
I don't think the SJW shit was that bad, it was noticeable that there was a female producer on board though. What bothered me was how Jewish the entire film felt, almost made me miss Lucas.
Stormtrooper 12/31/15 (Thu) 02:40:00 No.10252
>>10244
Well of course it's jewish, it's funded by fucking Disney. It's made entirely with shekels in mind. I don't personally mind if it's at least an entertaining cash grab though.
Stormtrooper 12/31/15 (Thu) 06:46:29 No.10282
What is the origin of that photo? Why does it exist? What the fuck is happening? Why would she pose nude like that? Where am I?
Stormtrooper 12/31/15 (Thu) 18:06:05 No.10324
>>10282
i would safely assume game of thrones, depending on who she auditioned for before getting cast as brienne
Stormtrooper 01/02/16 (Sat) 00:09:50 No.10453
>>10113
If you hide it, it doesn't exist
Stormtrooper 01/02/16 (Sat) 00:20:46 No.10456
>>9963
Perfection and saved
Stormtrooper 01/02/16 (Sat) 04:17:30 No.10474
>>10453
nonsense anon, that's the best and only good part of the holiday special