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0cf3ee No.20773[Last 50 Posts]

Any other Warhammer players on /storytiem/?

How would you feel about a 40k story sometime after the Hell and Holy Water game has come to a natural conclusion?

7450a6 No.20774

>>20773

Sounds great


5a06ee No.20776

>>20773

I'd be up for it. What kind of fetishes and kinks would be involved?


0cf3ee No.20777

>>20776

Early ideas are a Sisters of Battle conclave holding off and waging a guerilla war against a Tyranid invasion while they wait for reinforcements.

Any other races you'd like to see?

Tyranids offer a lot of versatility when it comes to enemy types.


5a06ee No.20778

>>20777

I could definitely get into some luckless Sister of Battle fighting off multiple advances from Genestealers, Lictors, Hormagaunts, Carnifexes and various other Tyranid Bio-constructs

And while I would dearly love to have some Ork on Sister action, Orks in 40k are entirely asexual, and are therefore not really suited for a smut quest.


63e135 No.20779

I was always more of a fantasy battles fan, but 40k is perfect for smut. It doesn't have to be the human girls that get into trouble, I'd love to see an Eldar be caught by the Imperial Guard, passed around until the entire platoon has had their way with her.

Also I guess you wouldn't have to make everything follow the lore perfectly, the orcs could just as well be swinging massive green cocks just sayin' :^)


40173b No.20782

>>20773

We yould always keep on going with hell and holy water^^

warhammer 40k could be really awesome as well


57d668 No.20789

File: 1430261143722.jpg (68.65 KB, 238x255, 14:15, purged.jpg)

>>20773

Be the new Papa-N pls


0cf3ee No.20791

OK, so some basic ideas:

-You will be commanding a small squad of Sisters. Normally 3-4.

-The planet you are on has been overrun by a Rapeanid invasion. About 60% of the planet has been taken by the enemy.

-You have a small base that you operate from.

-You can choose which missions to undertake.

-You can gain new weapons, crew members, and abilities by completing missions.

-Your base can be expanded with upgrades. e.g. Repentia Wing to punish your fellow sisters and purge them of corruption.

Any more ideas you guys would like to see added to this game?


c66329 No.20792

>>20773

This sounds incredible


2682e0 No.20795

>>20791

Damn, i love you!


89e0ca No.20796

>>20791

So we are playing as a strategy game in control of the squad? Would we still have control over the action or more we pick the mission setup and "Alea iacta est"?


c36fde No.20798

>>20791

Awesome!

Maybe make it a bit like XCom, from the mission stuff and so on?

Also, you *could* make it a free for all like Dawn of War 1 or 2, with stuff that interests every faction present on our planet, if you'd want to.


64171a No.20800

>>20795

<3

>>20796

Take a look over how this game was played. It will give you an idea of how the 40k one will play. :)

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1fw5gddkyX0o4iFUELztiQOvQeXHSEv2KjMhNnHoTRvk

Essentially you will play as a squad leader, and it will be exactly like any other game. You have your own horniness, orgasm and other stats.

Your squad will only be nominally controlled by you. They will assist you, provide fire support, and aid you.

If the main character is captured/abducted/reduced to an orgasming wreck by the Rapeanids, then you will have the choice to continue playing as another character from your squad.

You will be able to rescue old squad members who were defeated in battle. But it will be EXTREMELY difficult.

There will also be a limited inventory system. Sure you can load your epic squad mate up with two bolters, a plasma pistol, backup grenades, additional ammunition, and melta bombs. But they won't have any room to pick up any weapons, loot, or building materials you stumble across during your missions.

Estimated progress of the game so far:

Enemy rules design: 20%

Weapons rules: 0%

Base upgrades: 0%

Items and Loot: 0%

Story: 25%

If anyone is particularly interested in getting involved feel free to shoot me an email at onyxdime@gmail.com

It doesn't matter if you've never told a story before.

>>20798

Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. Though your base won't be as safe as XCom. It can be discovered and attacked much more easily.

I've thought about adding more factions. Honestly, I almost certainly will because I love variety, but for the majority of the game Tyranids will be the main threat.


53b3e9 No.20814

>>20779

Heresy


eef19f No.20825

File: 1430343115288.jpg (20.04 KB, 255x185, 51:37, purgedfirst.jpg)

>>20791

>>20800

>X-com esque 40K smut story involving varies races but mostly 'Nids

>even with good rolls and no smut still an instense strategic tactical and all out fun as fuck game

>porn game where desire to win and desire to fap are equally powerful and conflicting

>mfw

Roll a 1 on a pregnancy roll and have my fucking babies you delicious motherfucker


64171a No.20827

Competition Time!

This new game needs a name. Throw your suggestions in this thread over the next 36 hours. At the end of that time I'll add the suggestions to a strawpoll and let you guys vote on the name. (I will retain the right to veto choices that would ruin it. No desudesudesu.)

The Grand Prize

500 word gallery story on anything you want. (Only restriction is no scat/guro, as per usual.)


eef19f No.20828

>>20827

Lovehammer 40K: Dark Sexscapade


64171a No.20829

>>20828

That's bloody amazing.

Just so no one can steal other people's ideas send me your ideas via email too. onyxdime@gmail.com

This ensures that I will know who you are in the event that your ID changes on 8chan.


64171a No.20832

File: 1430350494684.jpg (558.55 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 8chan Jpeg image..jpg)

*INCOMING TRANSMISSION*

Each colour represents a different zone on the planet. Missions will take place across different zones, some are much more dangerous than others.


eef19f No.20833

>>20832

Did you make the map? looks good!


70e590 No.20838

>>20833

Aye! :D


70e590 No.20840

File: 1430396224582.jpg (363.02 KB, 800x1035, 160:207, 2b9a13db2e0b74176b786d985b….jpg)

>>20838

There's a new blog post revealing a lot more info about the 40k game btw.

http://onyxstories.blogspot.co.uk/2015/04/warhammer-is-getting-storytiem-treatment.html


2668ff No.20842

>>20840

please, don't start this game on 4chan é.è


70e590 No.20843

>>20842

I'm going to host the start on 4Chan then move to /storytiem/.

But don't worry, I've got a plan.

The first part on 4Chan is just gonna be the prelude/tutorial. No major decisions will be made. :)


4e8b0c No.20866

>>20843

I'm really looking forward to this, squad command stories are one of my favorites.


cae7af No.20867

>>20866

Those alien storytiems onyx did are fapalicious


16de2b No.20874

>>20867

>>20866

Thanks!

Interest in this has exploded. Never thought it would have been so popular.

Mechanics are about halfway complete. I've finished armour, planet map, and Solstice designed some great characters for me.

Weapon stats, vehicle stats, map locations, and base upgrades all need to be finished before I begin the story. I'm predicting less than a week. Maybe Saturday night even if I'm in a manic mood. :)


1cf903 No.20972

Can you make a Google Docs sheet like you did with Bogwarts. Don't want to miss anything if played on 4chan


78f928 No.20981

UPDATE:

I will be doing a prequel-backstory to 40k tonight as a private game with one of my $5+ backers tonight. When it is finished I'll upload it here for you all to enjoy! It's mainly gonna be used to test out mechanics and see what works/what doesn't before I start telling the big story.

>>20972

Of course, not a problem. :)

>>20828

As the only entry to the contest this title wins by default!

Congratulations, this game is now called Lovehammer 40k: Dark Sexscapade.

Email me what you would like for your 500 word gallery story :)


85bee1 No.20992

>>20981

I'm surprised that no one submitted some variation of "Whorehammer" as a title.

Examples would include:

"Ass on the Line: Whorehammer 40k"

"Get Fucked: Whorehammer 40k"

"It Just Fappens: Whorehammer 40k"

"The Ins and Outs of the Anals of Combat: Whorehammer 40k"

"An Oral Report on the Xeno Crisis of Planet Rapeanid: Whorehammer 40k"

"Mary Had a Little Xenomorph: Whorehammer 40k"

"Rapeanids: Intelligent, Nihilistic and with a Wicked Sense of Humor: Whorehammer 40k"

But, in all seriousness, I am SO hyped for this


78f928 No.20993

Lovehammer prologue is up!

I will be continuing this prologue a little bit to finalise and change some more game mechanics, but so far I'm enjoying the new rules. There hasn't been much squad work yet, but I'll get onto that in the next one.

There's also a gallery story were a Sister gets fucked in the pussy and ass AT THE SAME TIME.

"What's so special about that, Onyx?" I hear you ask! Well here's the kicker…

There was only one cock.

Enjoy!

https://docs.google.com/document/d/17IIhL-tp9gpuT82gtfiwr_4dTcFItH-VqCvQCTPLx1A/


21a93e No.21002

>>20993

I just read this through, and I thought it was absolutely bloody amazing. Well done!


1cf903 No.21027

I'll be patiently waiting for an incident with a Dark Mechanicum Adept and his squad of sex servitors ;)


64171a No.21524


3e2fb9 No.21568

File: 1431052570579.jpg (100.61 KB, 780x1040, 3:4, 1425694746186.jpg)

Lovehammer 40k is continuing in this thread…

Your Rhino chugs to a crawl as Palatina takes her foot off the gas pedal, bringing it to a stop just outside your base. The twin moons of the planet shone down on the stony path and made the chipped metal of your Rhino glow.

*Creak*

As Alexi drags the bulky steel searchlight from the back of the Rhino she looks at you, silently asking where she should put it.

“Leave it in the storeroom, we’ll work out what to do with it tomorrow.”

Palatina finally locks the Rhino before following Alexi and you into the main building. It had been a long day and you were all exhausted. Your pussy still felt sensitive and raw from the abuse it had received earlier at the Tervigon’s tongue.

“What time is it, Alexi?” you ask, plopping down on an old couch and massaging your forehead.

“Ehh… almost midnight, I’d say we need to head to bed in about an hour if we want to be fully refreshed for tomorrow.”

“Gotcha… right. Palatina, what work needs done around here?”

Palatina heads over to a silver filing cabinet and begins rummaging around, pulling out some sheets of paper and handing them to you.

“As you can see, Sarge, we should urgently assess the damage to the Rhino following that battle. We also need to take inventory of our current supplies and gear. I honestly don’t know what we have left. Furthermore, it may be worth reinforcing this base and upgrading our defences. It also might be important to put someone on guard duty tonight. I’ve included several other options too, please let me know what you would like each of us to do.”

(You CAN vote for multiple people to do the same job. This improves the effectiveness of that job! You will get a more accurate reading, better repairs, higher chance of succeeding etc.)

Vote for your job: http://strawpoll.me/4305850

Vote for Palatina’s job: http://strawpoll.me/4305853

Vote for Alexi’s job: http://strawpoll.me/4305861


7f59a5 No.21581

>>21568

just something a random anon wants to say:

if we have someone scouting, it'd be safer to send 2 people so they have a battle-buddy.


3e2fb9 No.21586

File: 1431065790539.jpg (82.46 KB, 465x700, 93:140, 1409790413611.jpg)

You will scout part of the surrounding area!

Palatina will inspect the condition of the Rhino, and if there are any minor repairs that can be made without repair tools she will attempt to make them.

Finally, Alexi will inspect weapons for damage.

Can I get a 40+ luck test to see what you come across while you are scouting?


5b64f6 No.21587

Dice rollRolled 78 (1d100)

>>21586

Luck roll


3e2fb9 No.21588

File: 1431071365026.jpg (96.33 KB, 466x700, 233:350, 1423353658580.jpg)

“Here’s the plan ladies,” you announce, picking up your bolt pistol, “I’m gonna go and scout around our base here, see what we’ve got nearby. I won’t go any further than five hundred meters from our current position.

“Palatina, I need you to get on the Rhino, check out that damage to the front armour. I know we’ve not got any proper tools, but see what you can do about fixing it.”

“Yes, sarge,” she replies leaving the room.

“Right… Alexi; how about you inspect the condition of our weapons. It might be worth making an inventory of them as well while you’re at it.”

“Ok!” she grins.

“Start with my pistol and St. Stephen’s Sword here. I won’t be leaving for ten minutes so take your time and do them properly.”

You set your bolt pistol down and head upstairs to the roof of the office to look out over the surrounding terrain. It was far too dark to tell much. There were a lot of fields and patches of forests, God knows what else there was. The maps of Glore IV delivered by the Imperium had been woefully inaccurate, almost all pre-dating the Ojenhark economic reforms. A chilly wind seemed to blow from all directions; cooled by the surrounding seas. The woes of living in the middle of a peninsula.

“Are you finished yet, Alexi?” you call down the stairwell.

“Yip! Just about, they’re both looking good!”

You head back downstairs and pick them up before heading outside. A small glimmer of light was being cast over the front of your squad’s tank by Palatina as she tirelessly tested the mechanics and offered solemn prayers to the Rhino’s machine spirit. You exchange a nod as you pass by, then slowly walk into the forest.

At first you make a conscious effort to avoid cracking sticks under your boots, but it’s no good. The area around your base has become heavily forested in the wake of the Rapeanid attack as the lumber mills were forced to close down.


3e2fb9 No.21589

File: 1431071451649.jpg (92.9 KB, 500x604, 125:151, tumblr_n0w9v32Rr51s97etwo1….jpg)

(Rolling 40+ luck test…78 rolled! Interesting discovery!)

As you ventured deeper into the thick trees you began to wonder if the lumberjacks had ever been this far into the forest. Huge blue, purple and scarlet red alien ferns grew as high as your shoulders, forcing you to hack them back with your chainsword. You were careful not to actually turn it on though, for fear of attracting the attention of a lost or wandering Xeno.

As you brush aside a final fern your eyes widen in shock and awe.

“By the Emperor…” you whisper.

Sitting at the center of a small clearing is a massive metal beast, at least twice the height of you. It’s even dwarfs the mighty Leman Russ tank that you had seen in action against the Orks on the moon of Hautune II. It had clearly been lying here for hundreds of years… possibly thousands. It’s golden Aquila had been rusted a vibrant black and orange. Thick strands of ivy and tufts of heavy moss had begun growing in clusters over its body.

You reach out a hand and walk around. The turret had almost entirely fallen off; rust had eaten a massive hole through part of the barrel. As you continued examining the tank you noticed something was attached to the rear by a thick, heavy duty plastic pipe. Unsurprisingly the plastic had held up better than the metal. Sure it was dirty, but it looked intact. Your eyes followed the pipe into the ground behind the tank.

As you debate leaving you suddenly notice dozens of little shards of metal, all glowing in the pale light of the twin moons. You bend down and examine them - a lasgun, an old unexploded grenade, a lasgun power pack. This looked like the site of a battle. It’s unlikely that any of this equipment would still be usable. But if you got some spades, maybe some metal detectors, and went properly searching who knows what you could find.

Returning to the base that night you find two reports laid out by your Sisters. The first was an examination of the Rhino by Palatina:

————————-

Rhino Battle Damage Report

-Minor damage sustained to front armour reducing its effectiveness at deflecting incoming damage.

-Damage to engine system has been negligible.

-Stormbolter remains fully functional.

-Overall condition was 94%.

-My field repairs have raised it to an estimated 97%.

Signed: Retributor Palatina

————————–

As you lift the second report you grimmace. Unlike Palatina, who had a knack for report writing, Alexi clearly wasn’t cut for this job you assigned her. She wasn’t the brightest bulb out there, and assigning her a bureaucratic task was ill-suited to her.

————————–

Weapons and stuff!

So like I totally examined the guns and stuff. Your bolt pistol is good, and your sword looks good too!

Pal’s heavy bolter is working fine as well. Couldn’t see anything wrong with it!

We also have chainsword that is working. I cleaned it up a bit for you.

My little flamer is as cute as ever, I might need more fuel soon though. I’ve only got a couple of tanks left. I can refill some old ones I guess.

Signed: Alexi xoxo :DDD

PS: I forgot we had some grenades too. Obviously I couldn’t check if they work, so I didn’t!

————————–

You sigh and submit your own scouting report of the area, adding it to the filing cabinet.

————————–

Scouting Report - Main Camp

33% of terrain scouted.

1. Dilapidated Tank and Ancient Battle Site

2. ???

3. ???

Signed: Sargent

————————–


3e2fb9 No.21590

File: 1431071503593.jpg (262.33 KB, 500x667, 500:667, tumblr_mzudxiBvi51s97etwo1….jpg)

Just as you almost finished writing your title Palatina appeared at the door, announcing her presence with a small computer.

“We need to decide what we’re doing tomorrow Sarge, missions from HQ just came through. Our first choice is escorting five high-profile refugees to the spaceport for evacuation, I naturally believe this would increase our standing with the ruling government. However, they don’t have much power or influence at the minute.

Our second choice is eliminating a brood of Gargoyles from a small village to the North of the Peninsula. They have been harassing the local farmers who are still trying to work. This mission has been assigned by the Farmers Union, they send us reports estimating between 30 and 40 contacts. Honestly, this mission feels well below what we’re capable of. Apparently the Militarum Tempestus have been ignoring their requests for help. Regardless, those villagers have long left the planet, so anything we find can be requisitioned for the war effort.

Finally, we have an offer to join the Astra Militarum as they push to secure the Western land connection between our Peninsula and the mainland. This would be a pretty tough fight from what I’ve heard. The battle will likely be raging for several days, so we don’t have to join immediately. I’ve requested that they update us daily on how their war efforts are going without us.

What are your orders, sarge?”

“Give me a second,” you reply, turning and finishing your signature before filing it away, “Ok, let’s pick…”

http://strawpoll.me/4306869


f46960 No.21591

Hey Onyx, the link to this thread includes the mod login part so yo might want to fix the link so it doesnt ask you to log in, just remove the "mod.php?" part and it should be good.


634dbf No.21592

>>21591

Thanks for the heads up. I'm out in a meeting but I'll sort her out when I get back :)

Do you guys enjoy the longer more detailed style of this game? Or is it a turn off? I wanted it to be a fun game in addition to hot smut.


bf404e No.21593

>>21592

Normally I just lurk, but i'm really enjoying this, don't mind the current playstyle at all.

Can't wait till we have a proper squad and base of operations going.


eef19f No.21594

LOVING the detailed style man.

I had a thought, could we somehow manage to wrangle 1 lousy guardsman to keep watch while we sleep?

just some dude with a big clangy bell OH SHIT THE NIDS WAKE UP


bccb52 No.21596

File: 1431084830479.jpg (44.28 KB, 540x720, 3:4, 737_483978474978890_375503….jpg)

>>21594

Haha, sure!

You've still got three favours from the Astra Militarum where they will send you a Chimera full of guys to support you. You can try and get one of their grunts, or even one of their sergeants or veterans to leave their squad and join your encampment.

Of course, they are nowhere near as well trained as a Sister of Battle, and their starting equipment and weaponry is shit. I would strongly advise against taking them on missions. A guardsman is roughly equal to a Gant.

>>21593

Glad you enjoyed it!

Yeah, the start is a little slow and options are limited. But you'll drastically get an increased number of things you can do pretty soon.

Post last edited at

7b7660 No.21597

File: 1431086173327.jpg (566.83 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, Warmap Update 1.jpg)

>>21596

A new map update has just been received form High Command. They will send them as regularly as they can, however their information is not always 100% accurate.

Feel free to make use of this when making your decision about which missions to undertake.


eef19f No.21609

>>21596

Oh yeah, a grunt'll do.

Don't wanna take one of their good sarges'n leave em hanging in the fight.

I don't mind their equipment sucking either, as the grunt won't be fighting I don't think although i guess he can snipe from the roof or something if he wants but I would advise him to just yell out and then duck and cover.

depending on how it goes, we might be able to call in a chimera when we fight the gargoyles and snag a guard there. and hell! maybe we can bluff the farmers and say the chimera was an official reinforcement response and patch up relations there.


e3e49f No.21615

>>21609

Patching up relations there is actually not a bad idea.


eef19f No.21617

>>21615

Yeah, we'll say they weren't being ignored, it was just uhhh- orks! yup.

orks did it. shitted us right up couldn't get to ya in time! :P


64171a No.21695

File: 1431156192136.jpg (285.24 KB, 1600x1600, 1:1, Katy-Perry-topless.jpg)

>>21617

“We should probably focus on building relationships with the local population. We’re in this war for the long haul, so we might as well get started as soon as we can. Let’s go and help the local farmers deal with these gargoyles.”

Your two Sisters nod in agreement before rushing to grab their gear. Before you go you remove your damaged power armour from the last battle and replace it with the perfect condition one you have in storage.

As the burning morning sun rises in the sky you clamber into your Rhino and drive off to the old village. The roads are thankfully clear; it seems the smaller slink off into forests and caves during the morning hours to grab some rest.

Eventually you reach the outskirts of the village, bringing the Rhino to a stall about three hundred meters away. As you open the top hatch and peer out you notice it is composed of five buildings; four farmhouses and a large central barn for storing crops. They are laid out in a wide circle with a well and two long abandoned tractors at the center, one of which had a rusting iron trailer attached to the back.

The buildings themselves were built of a mixture of wooden planking and orange clay bricks. Weeds and overgrown fauna had eaten most of the farmland, obscuring the reddish-brown soil of Glore IV with a sea of greenery and purple ferns.

You quickly examined your choices. There was only one road leading into the village, so you could drive the Rhino down that. Alternatively you could try and creep through the overgrown farmland on foot in order to sneak up on one of the farmhouses.

You could also radio in for backup from the Astra Militarum; a chimera full of a squad of guardsmen will arrive to help you. You still have three uses left of this particular favour. They’ll probably take an hour or two to arrive though, unless you’re lucky enough to have an Imperial patrol passing nearby.

Should you radio the guard: http://strawpoll.me/4314813

Vote for how to attack: http://strawpoll.me/4314809


64171a No.21703

>>21695

Ok, you voted not to call in the guard yet.

You also voted to hit the Rapeanids hard and fast, swat style.

Let's get a 25+ combat test for Alexi (Hand flamer is brilliant for clearing rooms)

A 40+ combat test for yourself.

And a 60+ combat test for Palatina (The heavy bolter is not an easy weapon to assault buildings with.)


3d020c No.21704

Dice rollRolled 45 (1d100)

>>21703

Combat roll


3d020c No.21705

Dice rollRolled 44 (1d100)

>>21704

for Alexi obviously. didnt catch there was several rolls. oh well, pass :D


e3e49f No.21706

>>21703

Here's me rolling 100.


e3e49f No.21707

Dice rollRolled 18 (1d100)

>>21706

Now with the roll.


e3e49f No.21708

>>21707

For the palatina.


40173b No.21710

Dice rollRolled 83 (1d100)

>>21703

then ill roll for us


02a074 No.21732

Dice rollRolled 89 (1d100)

Palatina's combat properly called


2bbb3c No.21778

Apologies for the delay guys, I've another big exam coming up.

I'll be able to host another 6+ hour session of Lovehammer sometime from Wednesday onwards. :)


500df0 No.21841

Storytiem is continuing tonight!

Vote for which story you want:

http://strawpoll.me/4341250


997933 No.21945

File: 1431554622995.jpg (29.31 KB, 500x741, 500:741, 1415704057383.jpg)

Since they weren't labelled, I'm just first add the results that were correctly labelled then work my way down the list for the rest in the original order listed: Alexi, you, then Palatina.

>>21732

Palatina called and epic win.

>>21704

Alexi pass!

>>21707

You fail.


997933 No.21949

File: 1431555932747.jpg (76.48 KB, 448x600, 56:75, 1414179707056.jpg)

>>21945

You debate calling in a favour from the Astra Militarum, but eventually decide not to. It would be better to press your advantage against the Gargoyles without waiting for the slow bureaucracy of Imperial command to send you some backup.

With that settled you turn to your squadmates and detail the plan.

“We’re gonna hit them hard and fast. We go in, kick down the doors and destroy anything inside that looks like it’s got more than twenty three chromosomes. Split up and take a building each. If you get in trouble scream ‘bloody murder.’”

“Yes, sarge,” Palatina replied with a salute before cocking her heavy bolter and checking the safety is off.

Alexi nods with a smile and screws one of her last two fuel canisters into her hand flamer.

With the plans finalised and your weapons ready the three of you creep quickly into the village, spreading out when you reach the tractors at the middle. You move up to one of the wooden doors and press your ear up against it.

Silence. But that doesn’t mean the little shits in there aren’t sleeping.

Turning your head around you see your squadmates raise their thumbs in the air. You raise three fingers in response, slowly lowering them one by one.

*CRASH*

*SMASH*

(Rolling combat test for Palatina…Epic win!)

(Rolling combat test for Alexi… Pass!)

The sound of the breaching of three doors at once echoes through the village. A split second later you hear the cries of the Gargoyles as they are burnt and blasted to bits by two brilliant breaches.

You raise your leg and try to kick down your own door.

(Rolling combat test… Fail.)

*Thud*

The door proves more solid than you originally thought. Desperate to complete your attack you fire your bolt pistol at the handle, blowing it apart.

*BLAM*

Unfortunately this gave the Gargoyles inside the warning they needed, and before you could raise the Sword of St. Stephen to strike them down you were beset by an eager group of them, swarming over you and pulling you to the ground. You do your best to try and swipe them away but you only manage to catch one of them, leaving five still swarming over your body. Your armour is going to take some major damage unless you get some backup - on the other hand Palatina and Alexi are in really strong positions right now and you might lose the advantage if you pull them back to help you.

http://strawpoll.me/4353149

Combat Report:

36 Gargoyles; 7 killed by Alexi due to flamer effectively clearing buildings, 8 killed by Palatina in an epic strike, 1 killed by you. = 20 Gargoyles left.

You

-Power Armour (4/4)

-Bolt pistol

-St. Stephen’s Sword

-Frag Grenades (3 remaining)

Horniness: 0%

Orgasm: 0%


36d2c1 No.21952

>>21949

Let's get the most out of our powerarmor and pull the pin


997933 No.21959

>>21952

Well, it looks like you guys are going Allahu Akbar mode!

Pull the pin on the grenade wins!

Next part coming up.


997933 No.21960

I'm gonna need a 65+ stun resistance test.


1fee82 No.21961

Dice rollRolled 82 (1d100)

>>21960

stun resistance


997933 No.21962

>>21961

Nice one!


36d2c1 No.21964

File: 1431558148344.jpg (104.67 KB, 811x507, 811:507, 1425835882668.jpg)


997933 No.21965

File: 1431558392715.jpg (428.89 KB, 950x1100, 19:22, 1424112539163.jpg)

As one of the Gargoyles sat on your chest, frantically scraping at your breastplate another two were trying to shove the barrels of their bio-guns down any cracks in your armour they could find. They were gonna flood your suit with their bugs.

“Shit,” you grunt, punching one of the winged-terrors in the face before reaching down to your waistband for a grenade and pulling the pin.

“Eat lead, you flying fucks.”

*BOOOM*

There was a split second when you could have sworn the one sitting on your chest realised what was about to happen. There was no hope of it escaping though. The explosion from the grenade shattered against your armour and sent a small cone of shrapnel across the room, plastering the walls with the bloodied guts of your attackers.

(Rolling stun resistance… pass!)

You stand up and check your armour. It’s been moderately damaged, but at least you’re alive. The sound of gunshots continues to ricochet outside as you pick up your bolt pistol again. It sounds like your squad are doing just fine. Glancing around the room you suddenly remember that there must be a synapse creature keeping these lesser Rapeanids in line. It may be worth searching for it.

http://strawpoll.me/4353397

Combat Report:

About 15 Gargoyles left; 5 killed by you, ??? killed by Palatina, ??? killed by Alexi.

You

-Power Armour (2/4)

-Bolt pistol

-St. Stephen’s Sword

-Frag Grenades (2 remaining)

Horniness: 0%

Orgasm: 0%


997933 No.21968

Are you guys ok with this voting system btw?

Would you prefer if I returned to the A, B, C style of old?

Are you ok with me giving options? Or would you like to be able to add custom choices?


8f2268 No.21969

>>21968

I personally do not have a huge preference, both have pros and cons. With voting A B C you can suggest your own easily, but with strawpoll the threads are cleaner and can have more content replies


36d2c1 No.21970

I like this system, it makes the thread cleaner. It kinda sucks to lose the make it up option but those rarely make it anyway


997933 No.21971

>>21969

>>21970

Thanks,

Tell you what. I'll open up custom ideas during non-combat parts where things don't move as fast.


997933 No.21972

>>21971

First to 5 votes wins.


36d2c1 No.21973

>>21972

Not that many active users here. Is there a way to change votes?


997933 No.21974

>>21973

Hmm, true that. And we're on a 4 way tie. Unfortunately, you can't change votes with strawpoll.

It's past midnight here anyway and I'm exhausted. I'm gonna sit up and paint some models for a while. I'll check back every 20 minutes or so to see if things have progressed.

Keep the thread open and check if you see a notification. :)


36d2c1 No.21976

Window option is up to 3


997933 No.21980

Ok!

Let's keep this train moving.

Peer through window has 4 votes now, so we'll stick with that.

There are two houses left that haven't been raided.

Can I get a 40+ luck test for the first house? (You need 75+ to find a synapse creature.)


5b64f6 No.21982

Dice rollRolled 77 (1d100)

>>21980

Luck roll


997933 No.21983

>>21982

Lucky bastard. ;)

Next part coming up!


997933 No.21984

And, let's get a 20+ strength test for a Rapeanid. You want this to fail


36d2c1 No.21987

Dice rollRolled 3 (1d100)

Str test


36d2c1 No.21989

Dice rollRolled 67 (1d100)

That's the fail


997933 No.21990

>>21987

HAHAHAHAHA


997933 No.21991

File: 1431561451423.jpg (56.32 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, 1415705280231.jpg)

You decide to hunt for a synapse beast. If you can take it out then the other Gargoyles will likely rout and put up a very weak fight. As you leave the house you see that the wooden porch of one of the dwellings has been set ablaze from Alexi’s hand flamer. Tall orange flames lick against the grapefruit morning sky. It doesn’t seem to be out of control though and you reckon Alexi can probably handle things.

Moving along to the next building you notice that there are only two left that haven’t been cleared - another small wooden bungalow and the large barn. While you pass by you peer in the window of the small bungalow.

(Rolling 40+ luck test, 75+ needed to find Synapse creature… 77 rolled! Synapse found!)

As you stare through the dirty glass of the cottage something stares back at you through dark piercing eyes. Unlike the Gargoyles it stands almost a third taller than you are with a wingspan almost twice the length of your body. It seems to be armed with a massive bio-gun similar to the Warriors you faced earlier.

“A Shrike…” you whisper silently, raising your bolt pistol and preparing to shoot through the glass. Before you get a chance though, it leaps up with its powerful legs, crashing through the roof of the cottage.

(Rolling 20+ Rapeanid strength test… 3 rolled. Epic fail.)

“RAAAGHH-Kak”

The Rapeanid’s scream is suddenly cut short as it comes crashing back down into the floor of the cottage, sending wood panels and planks cracking and soaring into the air. It seemed the roof of the cottage was tougher than it first appeared. Regardless now it looked like the Shrike was now unconscious…

http://strawpoll.me/4353640

Combat Report:

??? Gargoyles left; ??? killed by Palatina, ??? killed by Alexi.

Shrike Health: ???/8 HP (Unconscious)

You

-Power Armour (2/4)

-Bolt pistol

-St. Stephen’s Sword

-Frag Grenades (2 remaining)

Horniness: 0%

Orgasm: 0%


cd2e2b No.21992

Dice rollRolled 22 (1d100)

Rofl. Stupid nid


36d2c1 No.21993

File: 1431561705690.jpg (57.01 KB, 600x750, 4:5, WloO9.jpg)

We need a pet.


e3e49f No.21994

>>21993

Seconded. Please people, vote for pet ;_ ;


997933 No.21995

Search for something to tie up the Shrike wins.

Let's get two 60+ luck tests!


5a06ee No.21996

Dice rollRolled 80 (1d100)

>>21995

Luck test


997933 No.21997

>>21996

Second roll isn't needed anymore! :)


997933 No.21998

Ok, last roll of the night, then I'll post the next part.

Can I get a 50+ luck test to see what is in the barn?


5b64f6 No.21999

Dice rollRolled 71 (1d100)

>>21998

Luck roll


997933 No.22000

File: 1431563985756.jpg (96.59 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 1413491078182.jpg)

*BANG BANG BANG*

The steady stream of fire from Palatina’s gun echoes through the village while Alexi hacks at the remaining Gargoyles on her side of the village. Neither of them matter though. You need rope. Or wire. Just something to tie up this sonuvabitch.

In a frantic rush you run into two of the cleared cottages and begin looking for something useful.

“It’s a fucking farm, there has to be SOMETHING I can use!”

Dishes and cutlery clatter to the floor as you tear cupboards and drawers apart, desperately searching for anything useful.

(Rolling luck test… pass!)

Just as you were about to leave you suddenly came across a roll of thick wire for grass trimmers. This stuff didn’t look like it would break without a sharp blade. You picked up the roll and rushed back outside to the unconscious Shrike. It had two large pairs of limbs and a bio-gun that you needed to tie up.

Pulling them together you begin wrapping the wire around the beast’s wrists and ankles, tying the knot as tightly as you can before cutting it with St. Stephen’s Blade. With that sorted you dragged it out to the Rhino tank and shoved the heavy creature in the back.

As the sound of gunshots die down the town is cleared for looting. Palatina and Alexi return to the town center to meet you. It takes you a minute to explain to them what happened, and another two minutes to calm Palatina down, who is flabbergasted that you would take a Shrike alive.

When things have finally settled you decide to start gathering loot from the village. It seems there are a few main areas you can focus on. With such limited space left in your Rhino there is only enough room to bring one of them.

Alexi suddenly interrupted your train of thought, “I’m almost out of fuel for my flamer. Can I go puncture that tractor’s tank and take some for my canisters?”

“Give me a minute to think about that,” you reply, assessing the situation, “What was in the barn guys? Did either of you check it out?”

“I did,” Palatina announces.

(Rolling luck test…71 rolled. Pass!)

“There was a crate with an Inquisitional stamp on the side. Probably stolen by the Gargoyles from a passing convoy. If I had to quantify its size I’d say it is about 20 units.”

Loot Poll: http://strawpoll.me/4353859

Tractor Poll: http://strawpoll.me/4353824

Should we get rid of the Shrike: http://strawpoll.me/4353873

Rhino capacity: 80/100 units filled.

3 Sisters - 30 units.

Unconscious Shrike - 50 units.

You

-Power Armour (2/4)

-Bolt pistol

-St. Stephen’s Sword

-Frag Grenades (2 remaining)

Horniness: 0%

Orgasm: 0%

Night folks! I'll post more tomorrow


eef19f No.22007

>>22000

We're gonna tame this fucker good, although just keeping it alive might be kinda blasphemetic…


40173b No.22012

>>22000

can we get a deal witht he strike team that they pick the shrike up here?

also can we put some stuff on our laps to carry more? (food for example)


bb7426 No.22014

>>22007

Haha, I've been busy writing mechanics for how to train one. However, given that you've not trained normal animals before, and this isn't even a small Rapeanid creature, AND it is a synapse creature it is going to be REALLY difficult.

>>22012

Sure, you could call them. You don't know how they would react to such an encounter though. The Astra Militarum drive a Chimera tank which has capacity space of 120. Between 50 and 100 will be taken up by guys inside.

I'll put up a strawpoll for you guys here to let you decide if you want help carrying more shit back to your base.

First to 4 votes wins, so I can get the next part up ASAP.

http://strawpoll.me/4356481


3d020c No.22015

>>22014

Welp. Seems we are going trough with a dangerous plan :)


bb7426 No.22016

>>22015

Ok!

Next part coming up!


bb7426 No.22017

“Alexi, I need you to see if that tractor still runs. If it does start loading stuff into the trailer. Palatina, you and me are gonna get that Inquisition Crate into the back of our Rhino. Let’s move ladies!”

The crate itself is heavy and sealed tightly shut with some kind of magnetic lock. You can probably look at prying it open when you get back to base. Claw marks and scratches adorn its tarnished metal surface, leaving deep chips in the painted red letter I.

“Sarge, if we left this alien we could fit more stuff in the Rhino.”

“Negative. We are not losing the Xeno, Palatina. We mightn’t get another chance like this.”

“Yes, Sarge.”

It’s difficult, but you eventually manage to squeeze it in so there is just enough room for a little bit more. With Alexi driving the tractor now there are about 10 units of space left. So you and Palatina begin packing in some canned and dried foodstuffs. It’s not great, but a hell of a lot more tasty than your bland ration packs; so they’ll be good for morale.

*Brrruummmm*

It seems Alexi has brought the old tractor back to life, having filled up the trailer with a mixture of medium-grade building materials and assorted farm tools.

“We ready to go?” she calls from the tall burnt-orange beast.

“Indeed we are.”

With that, your two vehicle convoy rumbles out of the farmland. Mission accomplished.

http://strawpoll.me/4356674

Rhino Capacity: 100/100 units filled.

2 Sisters - 20 units.

Unconscious Shrike - 50 units.

Inquisition Crate - 20 units.

Foodstuffs and drink - 10 units.

Rusty Iron Trailer Capacity: 40/40 units filled.

Medium-grade construction materials - 20 units.

Farm tools - 20 units.

You

-Power Armour (2/4)

-Bolt pistol

-St. Stephen’s Sword

-Frag Grenades (2 remaining)

Horniness: 0%

Orgasm: 0%


624e65 No.22022

>>20773

Let's go home and find a cage for this thing. And forget the farmers, we saved their town, they should be happy enough.


bb7426 No.22023

>>22022

> forget the farmers, we saved their town, they should be happy enough.

Said like a true commissar.


bb7426 No.22024

With 7 votes, go back to basecamp wins!


bb7426 No.22025

File: 1431622475593.jpg (77.59 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 1411222187152.jpg)

You arrive back at base slightly after three o’clock. But by the time you have unpacked the tremendous amount of loot and dragged the unconscious Shrike into a locked back room of the building it is well after 7pm. The three of you sit outside around the Rhino, basking in the evening sun and snacking on some of the sweeter foods you managed to loot from the abandoned village.

“Can you grab me another cola?” Alexi asks as you stand to your feet.

“Sure,” you reply, heading over to the wooden crates of food and drink. Suddenly your hand rubs against something cool and smooth. You are surprised to pull out a dusty bottle of wine.

“No cola left, but I just found something better!” you cheer, tossing the bottle to Alexi.

“Sweet!”

She pops the cork out with a small dagger and takes a swig before passing it to you. It has a bitter, arid flavour, but it’s the best thing you’ve had since you set foot on this Emperor-forsaken world. You try to pass it to Palatina, but she simply raises a hand.

“Aww, c’mon Pal, you gotta live a bit!” Alexi laughs, bouncing over to her and jabbing her in the ribs.

“Oof! Fine, fine!”

She joins you and the three of you drink the evening away together as the sun sets in the sky and the moons begin rising.

(Squad morale has increased! This is good at helping them recover from the loss of Serena.)

“Alright, we better get back to work,” you remark, downing the last few drops from the bottle before tossing it aside, “Let’s see what jobs we’ve got going…”

“What about the Inquisition crate, should we open it? I really wanna know what’s inside!” Alexi eagerly pleads.

“No, we shouldn’t risk it. What is in that crate is the business of the Inquisition,” Palatina responds.

You pause and think over your actions.

(Remember that you can assign multiple people to the same job. This will mean higher quality, greater accuracy in reports, faster work, or sometimes just safer work.)

The Inquisition Crate Conundrum: http://strawpoll.me/4357983

Your Job: http://strawpoll.me/4358007

Palatina’s Job: http://strawpoll.me/4358019

Alexi’s Job: http://strawpoll.me/4358038


997933 No.22033

>>22025

You pry open the crate.

You go scouting around the base.

Palatina tries to repair power armour.

Alexi digs a trench line.

Let's get a 60+ scouting test.


997933 No.22034

>>22033

ALSO:

We're continuing tonight at 8:30pm for a long session. We'll start on /tg/ and see how it goes attracting new players.


3d020c No.22035

Dice rollRolled 43 (1d100)

>>22033

Scout roll


3d020c No.22036

Dice rollRolled 57 (1d100)

>>22034

what time zone?


997933 No.22037

>>22036

Apologies, GMT.


2bbb3c No.22043

>>22037

Next part coming up on /tg/

“This isn’t right,” Palatina stated firmly, stepping back from you and Alexi.

The two of you were going at the Inquisition’s crate with a crowbar, prying it into the small slits in the side of the metal box and pulling down. It creaked and groaned, eventually giving way as a side fell off.

*Clunk*

You take a step back as a pair of brilliant red power armour tumbles to the hard wooden floor of the office.

“Fuck… is that?” Alexi begins.

“Artificer Armour…” Palatina gasps quietly in wonder.

“Jesus… Put it in storage. Hide it there until we figure out what to do with it.”

“Sure thing,” Alexi beams, taking the blessed armour and stashing it away.

“If the Inquisition finds out about this we-”

“They won’t find out, Palatina. Calm down. What really happened was we rescued this artifact from Rapeanid claws.”

She seems unconvinced by your reasoning, but remains silent nonetheless.

“Alright, jobs everyone. Palatina, I need you fixing up any battle damage on our power armour as best you can.”

She nods before heading off to the storage room.

“ALEXI!” you yell out, “Can you start digging a trench out front when you finish putting that away?!”

“Sure, Sarge!” she cries back.

You decide to go and scout some more of the surrounding terrain. It’s a much nicer evening, with the sun’s warmth offset by a cool Easterly wind.

(Rolling 60+ scout test…. 43 rolled. Fail)

Unfortunately you fail to find anything noteworthy other than forests and fields. You head back home exhausted from the trek and fall asleep with your Battle Sisters.


2bbb3c No.22044


3d020c No.22046

>>22044

Touchy bunch those /tg/ folks. Game seems to go well though


7f59a5 No.22048

Thread closed, and it says Onyx was banned


2bbb3c No.22049

File: 1431735115756.jpg (63.66 KB, 754x306, 377:153, Nope.jpg)

>>22048

I'm tempted to take it as a compliment that my work is simply too hot for them. ;)


3d020c No.22050

>>22049

As I said, touchy :p will the show go on today?


2bbb3c No.22051

>>22050

Of course, the ride never ends!


2bbb3c No.22052

The 7 point plan wins btw.


fab451 No.22053

>>22049

LOL not even try to write a reason and just write "No"… is this common? nice to see mods not even trying, it seem clear they are not better then the trolls found over there.


f2a629 No.22054

>>22053

It is one mod, and probably the one that tried to run off one other quest from /tg/. He's a dick and we can't get rid of him


2bbb3c No.22055

Ok!

I made a mistake, thinking that the 7 point plan was all one plan. It wasn't. I've shortened it down to 4 parts that all make sense together.

So, with that, let's get a 45+ tactical roll and two 35+ combat tests for the storm bolter!


f2a629 No.22056

>>22055

tactical


2bbb3c No.22057

>>22056

You can roll by clicking the "Show post options and limits" at the bottom of your reply box. :)


93eadb No.22058

Dice rollRolled 60 (1d100)

>>22055

combat test


5b64f6 No.22059

Dice rollRolled 20 (1d100)

>>22055

Combat Roll


f2a629 No.22060

Dice rollRolled 49 (1d100)

>>22055

tactical test


2bbb3c No.22061

>>22058

>>22059

Combat pass and fail

Tactical pass! You pulled off the (now 4 point) plan!


7f59a5 No.22062

>>22061

lol i originally meant it as a large dump of different options, was worried you'd do something crazy


2bbb3c No.22063

“Ok, here’s the plan Sisters,” you begin, pointing down at the village.

We’re gonna ram the Rhino straight ahead into the building that looks like it has the most Orks in it. I think that little cottage on the right is a good target. Whenever we crash into it we’re gonna part the Rhino to stop anymore getting into the building. Meanwhile we sound the horn and get them to attack out new defensive position.”

The Sisters nod in approval.

“When we crash, bail out and take a window, get on the roof if you can. We’re gonna make this house nigh-impenetrable. Then when we wither them down and make them rout, we’ll drive out and run over as many greenskins as we can!”

“Let’s do this, Sisters!” Palatina bellows.

(Rolling tactical test… pass!)

(Rolling two combat tests… pass and fail!)

Your Rhino roars to life, hurtling forward into the village and smashing the cottage wall with ease. As you do so several Orks are crushed under the heavy tank treads. Any survivors are promptly dealt with by Serena and Palatina on the storm bolter.

Now that you’re in the cottage you get a chance to examine the battlefield. It appears to be mostly a loose rabble of Ork Boyz, but there are a couple of larger Orks in there too. In particular two hulking Nobz were closing in on your position, both armed with power klaws to crack open your Rhino and power armour.

“GIT ‘EM FUR WARBOSS KUNTSLAMMA!” one of them roars, sending forth his horde.

http://strawpoll.me/4369310

Ork Nob: 9/9 HP

Ork Nob Two: 9/9 HP.

Boyz: 16 left.

You

-Power Armour (4/4)

-Bolt pistol

-Sword of St. Stephen (Relic power sword)

-Frag Grenades (2 remaining)

-Rosarius

Horniness: 0%

Orgasm: 0%

Squad:

Palatina

-Flak armour (1/1)

-Heavy Bolter

0% orgasm

Alexi

-Flak Armour (1/1)

-Hand Flamer

-Chainsword

0% orgasm

Serena

-Power Armour (4/4)

-Boltgun

-Frag grenade 1 left.

0% orgasm


2bbb3c No.22064

File: 1431736793510.jpg (314.12 KB, 1000x915, 200:183, 214422_hagfish[1].jpg)

I hope none of you object to some tasteful artwork while you enjoy the show.


cdaadb No.22065

Finally found you. Literally last place I checked, should've been the first

What a cunt mod.

That said, can someone recommend the 8chan equivalent of 4chanX because I'm about to go insane. Sorry, I'm new.


2bbb3c No.22066

With 10 votes, focus fire on the Nobz wins!

Let's get four 50+ boltgun tests!

And two 35+ heavy bolter tests!


3d020c No.22067

Dice rollRolled 45 (1d100)

>>22066

Boltgun roll


5a06ee No.22068

Dice rollRolled 83 (1d100)

>>22066

Boltgun test


93eadb No.22069

Dice rollRolled 30 (1d100)

>>22066

boltgun test


cdaadb No.22070

>>22066

Heavy bolter


f2a629 No.22071

Dice rollRolled 55 (1d100)

>>22066

heavy bolter


93eadb No.22072

Dice rollRolled 4 (1d100)

>>22066

Boltgun test


f2a629 No.22073

Dice rollRolled 37 (1d100)

>>22066

boltgun


7f59a5 No.22074

Dice rollRolled 54 (1d100)

>>22066

heavy bolter


3d020c No.22075

>>22072

oh dear.


cdaadb No.22076

>>22070

Sigh. So how do I roll here?


3d020c No.22077

>>22076

Show post options, enter in dice numbers there


2bbb3c No.22078

>>22067

>>22068

>>22069

>>22072

Bolter

1 pass, 2 fail, 1 epic fail!

Heavy Bolter

>>22071

>>22074

2 pass, need 1 more rolled!

Pass, pass!


5a06ee No.22079

Dice rollRolled 27 (1d100)

>>22076

At the bottom of the quick reply window, there is a link for 'Show post options and limits.' Click on that and you'll find 3 boxes: 1 for dice, 1 for sides and one for modifier.

To roll a d100, put a 1 in the dice box and a 100 in the sides box.


eef19f No.22080

Dice rollRolled 45 (1d100)

>>22078

Heavy Bolter roll


cdaadb No.22081

>>22079

>>22077

Thank you. I'll need to find some addon now, because this scrolling is annoying.


2bbb3c No.22082

File: 1431737819068.jpg (443.63 KB, 1200x1208, 150:151, 145651_hagfish[1].jpg)

“OPEN FIRE ON THOSE NOBZ!” you yell over the din of battle as your bolt pistol and Serena’s bolt gun open fire. You manage to get a couple of bursts of fire in each given the distance they had to close, but even still it didn’t prove enough.

(Rolling bolter test… 1 pass, 2 fail, 1 epic fail!)

*CLICK*

“My gun’s jammed!” Serena cries, looking up to you for help. She’s almost defenceless without it.

Unfortunately the Orks are too far away for Alexi’s hand flamer to be any use. So she holds her ground while Palatina unleashes hell with her heavy bolter.

(Rolling heavy bolter test… 3 passes!)

The Heavy bolter chews through the ranks, tearing large chunks out of the Nobz, one of them finally collapses to the weight of fire brought down upon it.

The Green Tide will be upon you next turn.

http://strawpoll.me/4369395

Ork Nob: 7/9 HP

Ork Nob Two: Dead

Boyz: 16 left.

You

-Power Armour (4/4)

-Bolt pistol

-Sword of St. Stephen (Relic power sword)

-Frag Grenades (2 remaining)

-Rosarius

Horniness: 0%

Orgasm: 0%

Squad:

Palatina

-Flak armour (1/1)

-Heavy Bolter

0% orgasm

Alexi

-Flak Armour (1/1)

-Hand Flamer

-Chainsword

0% orgasm

Serena

-Power Armour (4/4)

-Boltgun

-Frag grenade 1 left.

0% orgasm


2bbb3c No.22083

File: 1431738152301.jpg (373.1 KB, 1200x2211, 400:737, 210939_hagfish[1].jpg)

Throw Serena your Bolt pistol and hold the floor wins!

Ok, I'm going to need a d3 rolled for Alexi's handflamer. This is how many Orks you kill.

And a 65+ heavy bolter test

Let's also get two 55+ combat tests!


48d8e0 No.22084

Dice rollRolled 78 (1d100)

>>22083

Combat


cdaadb No.22085

Dice rollRolled 99 (1d100)

Bolter


cdaadb No.22086

>>22085

Aw yissss.


0692e8 No.22087

Dice rollRolled 78 (1d100)

>>22083

Second combat


5a06ee No.22088

Dice rollRolled 1 (1d3)

>>22083

handflamer


f2a629 No.22089

Dice rollRolled 82 (1d100)

>>22083

combat


48d8e0 No.22090

File: 1431738342740.jpg (170.9 KB, 500x645, 100:129, 1383597921004.jpg)


2bbb3c No.22091

File: 1431738349889.jpg (220.99 KB, 1000x1233, 1000:1233, 222511_hagfish[1].jpg)

That's a heavy bolter phenomenal win! (On 8chan rolls of 99 or 100 count as even better than epic wins!)

Handflamer kills 1

Two combat tests with the same result! This gets you another bonus for flurrying your attacks!


f2a629 No.22092


cdaadb No.22093

>>22091

I smell greenskin soup.


93eadb No.22094

>>22089

>>22087

>>22085

DIE XENOS SCUM


2bbb3c No.22095

File: 1431738718543.jpg (162.66 KB, 1200x759, 400:253, 240947_hagfish[1].jpg)

“EAT LEAD YOU GREEN SKINNED SONS OF BITCHES!” Palatina roars, suddenly bouncing forth from her cover.

(Rolling Heavy Bolter test… 99 Phenomenal win!)

“EAT LEAD!”

Two orks to her right explode under the terrifying rain of her gunfire.

“EAT IT!”

Another three are it in the explosion and torn asunder.

“I’LL TAKE ALL YOU ON BY MYSELF!”

Two more greenskins bite the dust as she charges forward towards the, now mortified, Nob, her heavy bolter spitting explosive death wherever she pointed it.

As the rest of the Boyz break past her and attempt to breach your lines you dive forward, raising your sword in the air and striking down.

(Rolling combat test… 78 and 78 rolled! Both pass! Same number! Flurry activated!)

You cleave the Boy in half before swiping around and hacking another three down. The Sword of St. Stephen is now awash with Greenskin blood and guts, but that doesn’t stop you from continuing your assault, parrying crude axes and hammers, slicing apart sluggas and scrap shootas. The Orcs have nothing on you as you finesse your way across the battlefield. As you finally run out of breath you notice there are only four left, one of which is promptly incinerated by Alexi.

Three Boyz and the Nob.

Let’s get a 70+ morale test for the Orks.

Ork Nob: 7/9 HP

Ork Nob Two: Dead

Boyz: 3 left.

You

-Power Armour (4/4)

-Sword of St. Stephen (Relic power sword)

-Frag Grenades (2 remaining)

-Rosarius

Horniness: 0%

Orgasm: 0%

Squad:

Palatina

-Flak armour (1/1)

-Heavy Bolter

0% orgasm

Alexi

-Flak Armour (1/1)

-Hand Flamer

-Chainsword

0% orgasm

Serena

-Power Armour (4/4)

-Bolt pistol

-Boltgun (JAMMED)

-Frag grenade 1 left.

0% orgasm


cdaadb No.22096

Dice rollRolled 89 (1d100)

>>22095

Morale


5a06ee No.22097

Dice rollRolled 48 (1d100)

>>22095

Morale test


cdaadb No.22098

Dice rollRolled 26 (1d100)

>>22096

Yeah, I should've sticked rolling for bolters.


48d8e0 No.22099

>>22095

>>22096

We on fire.


2bbb3c No.22100

>>22096

That's… an epic win. The Orks stay. And are more emboldened than ever before.

Choices coming up now.


cdaadb No.22101

Dice rollRolled 74 (1d100)

>>22099

That's bad. I was rolling for the bad guys.


f2a629 No.22102

>>22101

no, that's good.


7f59a5 No.22103

>>22095

>>22095

I'd have to say the plan taken from my ideas is going splendidly


2bbb3c No.22104

“I’m fuckin’ relentless!” Palatina roared, stomping a gurgling Ork’s head into the ground.

(Rolling morale test for Orks…. epic win!)

“AHAAHAHA! Puny ‘umies! I loves a challenge! GET EM BOYZ!” The remaining Boyz begin advancing towards Palatina, while the Nob heads towards you.

http://strawpoll.me/4369519

You

-Power Armour (4/4)

-Sword of St. Stephen (Relic power sword)

-Frag Grenades (2 remaining)

-Rosarius

Horniness: 0%

Orgasm: 0%

Squad:

Palatina

-Flak armour (1/1)

-Heavy Bolter

0% orgasm

Special rules: Relentless! (Can move and fire heavy weapons with no penalty)

Alexi

-Flak Armour (1/1)

-Hand Flamer

-Chainsword

0% orgasm

Serena

-Power Armour (4/4)

-Bolt pistol

-Boltgun (JAMMED)

-Frag grenade 1 left.

0% orgasm


2bbb3c No.22105

File: 1431739184722.jpg (650.83 KB, 813x1094, 813:1094, 215839_justinianknight[1].jpg)


2bbb3c No.22106

Challenge the Nob to a duel wins!

Let's get a Combat test and a Nob test on a d100. Whoever rolls higher wins that round of the challenge.


5b64f6 No.22107

Dice rollRolled 57 (1d100)

>>22106

Combat Roll


48d8e0 No.22108

Dice rollRolled 32 (1d100)

>>22106

Nob

I'm scared, hope I don't fuck this up.


2bbb3c No.22109

>>22107

>>22108

First round won by you!

Let's get one more test!

This time roll a d100 for the Sister's Combat test.

And a d75 for the wounded Nob!


5a06ee No.22110

>>22104

Palatina can now move and fire with a heavy bolter? Without needing power armour to enhance her strength? (She's just wearing flak armor for the moment.)

God damn. She must be fucking buff.

I love it.


f2a629 No.22111

Dice rollRolled 41 (1d100)

>>22106

sister


5a06ee No.22112

Dice rollRolled 71 (1d75)

>>22109

Ork nob


48d8e0 No.22113

Dice rollRolled 1 (1d75)

>>22109

Nob

Oh god


f2a629 No.22114

Dice rollRolled 24 (1d75)

>>22109

Nob


2bbb3c No.22115

>>22111

>>22112

Nob wins second round… next part coming up.


48d8e0 No.22116

File: 1431739847052.jpg (68.65 KB, 306x331, 306:331, 1341724380359.jpg)


cdaadb No.22117

Okay guys, could you honestly help me out here? I managed to install 8chanX, but I still don't get the floating reply box. What I'm doing wrong? I was under the impression it was native to 8chan, so did I fucked up something?


5a06ee No.22118

Dice rollRolled 76 (1d100)

>>22117

Try clicking on the post number next to the poster ID of the post you want to reply to. That should bring up the floating box.


2bbb3c No.22119

File: 1431739992621.jpg (392.05 KB, 1253x1150, 1253:1150, 225729_pablocomics[1].jpg)

“In the name of the Emperor I challenge you, foul beast!” you proclaim, raising St. Stephen’s Sword to the heavens.

“AHAHAHA! I will CRUSH you!” it replies, swinging its power klaw wildly.

The two of you face off against each other as the battle stops around you. Sisters and Boyz watch on in awe as their two leaders begin parrying blows off each other.

(Rolling challenge. You win first round!)

Your blade nimbly dodges the clutches of the power klaw before striking down and piercing the green beast’s abdomen.

“URK!” it grunts roughly, clearly taking a damaging hit.

As you withdraw your sword the wounded Ork continues fighting, raising its power klaw once again, but this time swooping low and wrapping it around your waist and clenching tightly. You feel your armour crack under the pressure before falling off leaving you naked as it hoists you in the air and tosses you aside.

The surrounding Boyz cheer as they watch your nakedness, some of them eagerly rubbing their cocks at the sight of your tits.

(Let’s get a d85 for your combat test and a d75 for the Nob.

Nob: 3/9 HP

You

-Sword of St. Stephen (Relic power sword)

-Frag Grenades (2 remaining)

-Rosarius

Horniness: 0%

Orgasm: 0%


fab451 No.22120

Dice rollRolled 73 (1d85)

>>22119

our combat


cdaadb No.22121

Dice rollRolled 60 (1d75)

>>22119

Nob


5a06ee No.22122

Dice rollRolled 31 (1d85)

>>22119

Sister combat test


2bbb3c No.22123

File: 1431740089510.jpg (409.25 KB, 1253x1150, 1253:1150, 225898_pablocomics[1].jpg)

>>22120

>>22121

It's all Ogre!


cdaadb No.22124

>>22118

I was actually doing that and it only showed in the upper reply box.

I just fixed it though, to my surprise I actually had some very, very old tux addon that fucked with it.

In any case, thank you for the help nonetheless.


2bbb3c No.22125

As you lie back on the ground the hulking monster whips out its massive cock and begins striding over to your body.

“Time ta fuck ye up gud!”

As it bends down over your body you raise your sword, swinging in a large swipe and cleaving the Nob’s head from its shoulders.

“Kak-”

The remaining Boyz attempt to flee as their leader is cut down, but your Sisters give them no time to escape, cutting them down in a blitz of fire.

“Good job, Sisters! Let’s head home…”

“Wait! Hang on!” comes the voice of an elderly man from the front of the church, “Thank you for saving us. Please, there must be something we have here that can help you! I think we have a crate of carapace armour out back. Or we have a Sister Repentia who has been serving time in our community. Perhaps she would find redemption with you?”

http://strawpoll.me/4369643

Nob: Dead

You

-Sword of St. Stephen (Relic power sword)

-Frag Grenades (2 remaining)

-Rosarius

Horniness: 0%

Orgasm: 0%


7f59a5 No.22126

>>22125

HOLD THE FUCK UP! I wanna know more about this sister repentia bitch, don't want no chaos in our squad


2bbb3c No.22127

File: 1431740522989.png (619.87 KB, 1018x900, 509:450, 146256_lumby[1].png)

>>22126

Sure, if you vote for her I'll let you interview her first. :)


cdaadb No.22128

>>22125

I dislike Repentia's. They're creepy.

>inb4 lot's of sm stuff

That said she could discipline Alexi real good.


2bbb3c No.22129

Sister Repentia wins! Interview coming up.


f2a629 No.22130

>>22125

You were looking for ideas right? Personally, I'd find it fun to be captured by eldar/dark eldar/chaos, be tamed, and "escape." Now we serve two masters with different agendas and have to ultimately decide to stay under our new master's yoke or turn back to the emprah after a while.


7f59a5 No.22131

>>22130

I don't think he's looking for ideas for main storyline.

Just for galleries (spinoffs basically)


eef19f No.22132

>>22129

SWEET

should be the character that i suggested


2bbb3c No.22133

File: 1431740899423.jpg (434.9 KB, 766x800, 383:400, 181402_sketchy_behaviour[1….jpg)

“I’m tempted by your offer of the Sister Repentia… but what was her crime?”

“I’ll let you speak to her yourself. Jezebel! Come out here!”

A Sister clad in very skimpy black leather outfit and a red bandana steps out in front of you. She is wielding a chainsword and nothing else.

“What was your crime, Sister Jezebel?” you inquire.

“I had a relationship with a demon for several weeks. My Canoness discovered me and kindly sentenced me to indentured servitude in the Sisters Repentia until I could prove myself worthy again, or fall in battle.”

“Hmm…”

http://strawpoll.me/4369688

You

-Sword of St. Stephen (Relic power sword)

-Frag Grenades (2 remaining)

-Rosarius

Horniness: 0%

Orgasm: 0%


7f59a5 No.22134

>>22133

ok are we voting to let the squadmates vote just to see how the hell that's even going to happen?


cdaadb No.22135

>>22133

>I had a relationship with a demon for several weeks.

Yeah, she will fit right in.

No matter the choice, can we ask her how she feels about and gouge whether she's sincere?


2bbb3c No.22136

>>22132

Don't say anything about her. She's coming up in a mission soon and I don't want spoilers. ;)


f2a629 No.22137

>>22131

He did say encounters as well. I just think it would be an interesting twist.


7f59a5 No.22138

I'm voting yes, if she's only a little bit chaos we might be able to tame some chaos demons too.

Would be quite the sight to see sisters of battle riding into town on top of tamed chaos demons and Rapeanids


2bbb3c No.22139

File: 1431741116545.jpg (630.11 KB, 1080x756, 10:7, 196840_ninjakitty[1].jpg)

>>22137

Yes wins!


5a06ee No.22140

>>22133

What kind of Daemon was she screwing?


2bbb3c No.22141

File: 1431741424322.jpg (423.51 KB, 832x1080, 104:135, 232979_norasuko[1].jpg)

“Ok, you’re honest. You’re part of the team.”

“But, SARGE!” Palatina suddenly bursts out, shocked.

“Enough, Pal. Let’s not air in dirty laundry in public. Welcome our new Sister to the squad!”

“Yay! A new friend!” Alexi squealed, jumping over to hug Jezebel.

“Umm… thanks…”

“Welcome,” Serena simply replied with a smile.

It seems only Palatina disapproves of your decision.

“I gotta know, what were you screwing?” Alexi asks, biting her lip in anticipation of the answer.

“Just a Herald of Khorne.”

“Aww, that’s so… vanilla…”

“And his Juggernaut when I was feeling kinky,” she adds with a wink.

“OMG! I think I have a new best friend!” Alexi squeals as Palatina rubs her head with an open palm.

(Next part coming up.)

You

-Sword of St. Stephen (Relic power sword)

-Frag Grenades (2 remaining)

-Rosarius

Horniness: 0%

Orgasm: 0%


eef19f No.22142

>>22141

Look palatina, this IS a RAGTAG band of misfits!

now we have 2 screwkekballs and 2 straightwomen I.E US.


2bbb3c No.22143

File: 1431741778555.jpg (395.22 KB, 1232x1592, 154:199, 227430_aeolus[1].jpg)

The five of you head back to base that evening, filling in your Sister Repentia on exactly what happened and your new pet in training.

“HAHAHAHAHA! This is amazing! I can’t wait to meet him!”

“We haven’t quite finished yet… We’re almost there. I think…” you remark, looking up at Alexi.

“Yeah, almost. Just needs to be ridden hard, if you catch my drift,” Alexi winks to Jezebel.

Serena and Palatina have taken off together for some rest while you and Alexi show Jezebel around the base.

How do you want to assign orders this evening? Now that you have 5 people one of them will always take inventory and the other will cook and clean for the others. This is to save time.

Please vote for the 3 sisters you would like to do ‘proper’ jobs tonight.

http://strawpoll.me/4369769

You

-Sword of St. Stephen (Relic power sword)

-Frag Grenades (2 remaining)

-Rosarius

Horniness: 0%

Orgasm: 0%


7f59a5 No.22144

>>22143

is this a permanent setup? or can we have them switch every night?


2bbb3c No.22145

>>22144

It'll be semi-permenant. If 3 anons call for a changing of the shift then I'll open it up again. :)


2bbb3c No.22146

RESULTS ARE IN!

You, Palatina, and Alexi win. The original trio!


2bbb3c No.22147

“Ok ladies, your jobs for tonight are…”

Your Job: http://strawpoll.me/4369800

Palatina’s Job: http://strawpoll.me/4369807

Alexi’s Job: http://strawpoll.me/4369812


2bbb3c No.22148

Tell you what, I'll call it a night guys and let some more people vote on these jobs.

I'll finish the gallery story off here and post it before I go.

Thanks for playing! See you tomorrow at 8:30pm GMT for more smut!


48d8e0 No.22149

>>22148

Aww, good night, gonna head to bed too then.


cdaadb No.22150

>>22148

Night!

We'll continue with Lovehammer or it's back to Bogwarts?


2bbb3c No.22151

>>22150

Probably Lovehammer again. I'm in the mood for that right now.


2bbb3c No.22152

Genestealer awakens while you attempt to harvest DNA.

“Aww, c’mon. Don’t tell me you’ve NEVER played with a Rapeanid cock before?” Alexi giggles.

“No,” you respond firmly.

“Just once. Try it. Just once,” she smiles at you, reaching up and taking your hand, wrapping your fingers around the stiff cock of the unconscious Genestealer.

“It’s ok, relax. He’s completely knocked out. Just start moving it up… and down… See!”

You slowly piston your hand up and down over the alien’s dick, watching as precum begins dripping from the top.

“Now, just keep doing that while I start sucking.”

“”What wh-”

*Slurp sloop*

The sound of Alexi’s tongue and mouth engulfing the Genestealer’s cock is making you a little bit hot under the collar. You feel your loins begin to burn as you continue jacking off the beast straight into Alexi’s mouth. You eventually get into the swing of things though, feeling the cock pulsate as the slutty Sister swirls her supple tongue around the head.

A wicked thought crosses your mind as you feel it almost climax. You aren’t sure why you did it, but placing your free hand on the back of Alexi’s head you push down, forcing her to deepthroat the cock, just at the moment of climax.

“MMppppffFFF!” she grunts in surprise as the alien shoots sticky strands of thick cum deep into her mouth, making her unintentionally swallow.

*COUGH Cough*

“You… cheeky *cough* bitch…” she jeers at you.

“RRAAAAAGHH!” the Genestealer suddenly leaps to life, grabbing both of you by the throat and lifting you off the ground. Unfortunately both of you had set your weapons down when you started ‘playing’ with your victim.

“No! H-help!” you call out weakly as it uses its second pair of arms to slash the remainder of your armour to shreds, leaving you and Alexi dangling naked.

It wastes no time diverting its spare arms to fingering both of your pussies at once. It starts by rubbing small circles over your clitoris, making you gasp and pant. Alexi seems to be doing a worse job of resisting than you though. You can already see she is soaking wet, with trickles dripping down her glistening thighs.

“Ahh… ahhhh… y-yeah… there…” she moans, closing her eyes.

“ALEXI! G-get your head in ohhhhh! T-the game! Ahh ahhhh!”

Your orders to Alexi were reduced to moans and gasps as the Genestealer parted your pussy before slipping a clawed finger inside and rubbing it repeatedly over your sensitive g-spot.

“N-no…. ah… ah… Emperor pro-ohhhhhh p-protect me! Ahhhh!”

The genestealer picked up the pace now plunging in deeper and deeper into both your pussies.

“YES! FUCK ME! RIGHT THERE! TURN ME INTO A LITTLE GENESLUT!”

“Ah ahh ALEXI! That isn’t EVEN a W-wooorhhhhhh! WORD! AHHHHH!”

“I’M CUMMING!” she suddenly gasps, shaking and trembling wildly as the Genestealer lifts her legs up over his shoulders and clamps his mouth down over her pussy. As she begins to climax and squirt you notice him gulping and sucking aggressively, drinking her DNA, learning her secrets, your battle plans, and other tactical information.

“AHH HAHHHHHHHH!” she continues wailing, her tongue hanging out of her mouth now while the Genestealer finishes sucking her pussy dry, before tossing her aside on the ground.

Unsatisfied that you are resisting better than Alexi the Genestealer brings you up to its mouth and extends an impossibly long tongue to lash against your clitoris, making you wetter and wetter with each lap.

“Ahh… ahh… no noooo! Stop! Stop or I’ll C-CUMMMING!”

The Genestealer shoves a finger into your tight asshole, seconds before you climax sending you over the edge. With your resistance broken the Genestealer begins feasting on all the information your DNA can provide it, gulping down your pussy juices while you squirt into its mouth.

“Ahhh! S-stop! AHH AHHH FUCK! I’VE ALREADY CUM! STOP! It’s too sensitive! Stop sucking or I’ll - I - I’MM CUMMING AGAIN! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!” your squeals echo through the forest as the genestealer makes you cum a final time, your legs trembling and shaking uncontrollably at the skillful attacks of its tongue.

You’ve given the Rapeanids everything they need to overrun your camp.

Game over.


e8eb5e No.22164

File: 1431784402268.jpg (216.82 KB, 1000x1333, 1000:1333, 791258 - Imperium_of_Man O….jpg)

We're moving over to a clean, fresh thread tonight.

The smut ride continues over here:

https://8ch.net/storytiem/res/22162.html




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