LoveHammer 40k - 2Hot4/tg/ Edition! Onyxdime 05/16/15 (Sat) 13:48:50 234777 No. 22162 [Last 50 Posts]
Rules:
1.) You will lead a squad of Battle Sisters fighting for the Imperium against a Rapeanid invasion. Enemy attacks are sexual. If you or a squadmate is brought to orgasm they will collapse on the ground until they can be revived.
2.) Anons will vote on what action they want to take. The action with the most votes wins.
3.) I will periodically ask people to roll for strength/dodging/attack etc. You must roll equal to or above the percentage I say. Specify what you are rolling for or it won’t get counted. (e.g. rolling strength, agility roll. etc.)
4.) In addition, when rolling a d100, if you roll 86-98 it counts as an Epic Win and you will get positive bonus effects. However, if you roll 3-15 you have screwed up and additional negative effects will be applied. 99 or 100 will net you a phenomenal win! While, 1-2 will net you a phenomenal fail.
5.) All fetishes are good. The only thing that you won’t see is Scat/Guto. If you want to see a fetish of some kind e.g. tentacles, mind control, just let me know and I’ll see about making it a possible encounter, or writing it in as a gallery story if it proves popular enough.
6.) Happy Fapping!
You can read everything that has happened so far here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CbtUaYZcpI2mxrROflmaSnMdTOBqu3SBUz5buvYBBDo
Onyxdime 05/16/15 (Sat) 13:50:52 234777 No. 22163
You have just voted to scout around the base, while Palatina and Alexi collective try to tame the Shrike.
I need a 60+ Scout test rolled.
I need a d75 rolled for Palatina.
I need a d125 rolled for Alexi.
I need a d175 rolled for the Shrike.
As before, if either or both sisters roll higher than the Shrike its training will advance by the percentage gain you made!
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 13:55:14 94d1d9 No. 22165
Rolled 79 (1d100)
rolling for the scout
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 14:02:05 58abed No. 22166
Rolled 76 (1d175)
>>22163
Shrike roll
Onyxdime 05/16/15 (Sat) 14:04:13 234777 No. 22167
>>22165
Scout finds something!
>>22166
Uh oh… Palatina is out of the game. She can't beat 76, so there's no need to roll for her anymore. It's all down to Alexi now.
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 14:07:33 58abed No. 22168
>>22167
out of the game? :( Did shrikey eat Palatina?
Also the shrike reminds me so much of the hyperion cantos…(awesome books)
Onyxdime 05/16/15 (Sat) 14:07:42 234777 No. 22169
>>22168
Opps, meant out of the round. She can't possibly tame it even if she rolls her max possible score.
I'll have to check them out, I quite enjoy a good sci-fi.
Post last edited at 05/16/15 (Sat) 14:08:37
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 15:01:18 a45ac6 No. 22171
Rolled 43 (1d100)
>>22163
Alexi
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 15:04:57 94d1d9 No. 22172
well, so much for training the Shrike before the next mission
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 15:19:41 a45ac6 No. 22173
Rolled 119 (1d125)
>>22171
Doh! I used a d100, sorry and let me try again.
>>22163
Alexi (using 1d125)
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 15:25:18 36eb30 No. 22174
Rolled 4 (1d75)
>>22163
Palatina.
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 16:30:05 6cc3ec No. 22175
Woo! If memory serves, the shrike was already at 85%! Alexi gave it another 33% so it's leveled up!
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 16:31:41 36eb30 No. 22176
>>22175
Yeah we have a cute Shrike pet now!
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 16:33:36 6cc3ec No. 22177
>>22176
Lol assuming Onyx doesn't make ANY changes to the level tree I suggested for skilling pets the only thing it'll do now is NOT try to run away
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 16:34:58 36eb30 No. 22178
>>22177
Who would run away from Alexi anways?
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 16:36:24 6cc3ec No. 22179
>>22178
That's why it won't run away anymore. The sex is too good
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 16:36:43 36eb30 No. 22180
>>22179
Just wait until it meets Jezbel, what a lucky Rapeanid.
Onyxdime 05/16/15 (Sat) 16:48:46 234777 No. 22181
Next part coming up soon!
Just listening to the Sargon of Akkad livestream and don't want to miss it. :)
Here's the updated rules for training creatures. Thanks to the clever Anon who designed them. I've altered them so each Rapeanid gets slightly different abilities as it levels up.
level 1: no longer risk of attempting to escape and rejoin swarm
level 2: no longer risk of attempting to break out of cell and rape
level 3: Can be brought into battle, but there is a chance it will revert to its old ways in the presence of synapse creatures.
level 4: Can be brought into battle with no chance of it reverting to its old ways. At this level each type of Rapeanid also unlocks an ability: The Shrike can allow one Sister of Battle to fly on its back.
level 5: Can control up to 3 non-synapse rapeanids. e.g. 3 Gargoyles, 3 swarms of Rippers etc. More powerful Synapse creatures will be able to control more. The Shrike isn’t a particularly powerful synapse beast, instead focusing on airborne combat.
Onyxdime 05/16/15 (Sat) 17:47:42 234777 No. 22183
What are your thoughts on max squad size? I thought 4 would be more than enough. But given how badly things went in the forest mission (and that was with an extra strong NPC joining you) I'm tempted to try out a max of 5.
Obviously this means more time writing the next part as more characters are about.
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 17:49:53 6cc3ec No. 22184
>>22183
I figured max squad would be EVERYONE + additional NPCs
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 17:53:02 6cc3ec No. 22185
>>22184
Hit enter too soon.
But possibly have us order someone to stay behind and do something while everyone else is gone. Like tell Alexi to Train The shrike the whole day. or Palestina to fortify the base
Onyxdime 05/16/15 (Sat) 17:53:34 234777 No. 22186
>>22184
I'd love to do that. But the problem comes with balancing detail of battles and writing time.
At some point you start to lose the personality of your squadmates and I'd have to keep track of an unwieldy number of factors, enemies, etc.
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 17:55:43 6cc3ec No. 22187
>>22186
Well you're the writer, if you feel 5 might be too many people then limit us to 4, but at least let us tell them to do something mundane in the base while we're gone
Onyxdime 05/16/15 (Sat) 17:57:38 234777 No. 22188
>>22187
Of course, I wouldn't have them be wasted.
I reckon I can handle 5 at most.
If there are ever any left at base they can guard and do various actions while you're away.
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 17:58:08 6cc3ec No. 22189
>>22183
Wait, the inquisitor was extra strong? Didn't he Have pretty high roll requirements? iirc he failed every roll
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 17:59:00 36eb30 No. 22190
>>22189
And he didn't even give us that terminator armor.
Onyxdime 05/16/15 (Sat) 17:59:30 234777 No. 22191
>>22189
Haha, he was supposed to be stronger than your average Battle Sister. He did wreck a few Genestealers with his sword before he got taken down.
His only disadvantage was his weak hot-shot laspitol.
The rolls you guys made were just very bad.
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 18:04:24 6cc3ec No. 22192
>>22190
Maybe they would have if we HAD GIVEN THEM THE DAM INQUISITION CRATE!
>>22191
Maybe for NPCs that are supposed to be tuff you let them take best of 2-3 rolls? Or just stay away from /tg/, the natives said the rolls there are shit normally.
Will pets count for squad size?
Onyxdime 05/16/15 (Sat) 18:07:54 234777 No. 22193
>>22192
You could still give them the crate. :^)
Also, I'd prefer to keep re-rolls to special wargear which should start appearing very soon.
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 18:09:13 a45ac6 No. 22194
>>22183
It is your choice, but I prefer if you keep it at 4.
You could use one roll for main character and one general roll for the team. However, I feel too many characters could force have many rolls during mission if they become separated or working on different objectives.
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 18:10:24 6cc3ec No. 22195
>>22193
I'm OK with this wargear you speak of. I think they'll be fine with slightly lower roll reqs for high npcs and staying away from /tg/
And I'd say is risky to give it to them, inquisition crates probably record when they where opened, so they'd know
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 18:11:35 6cc3ec No. 22196
>>22194
I don't like the idea of a roll for multiple people. Would screw our whole team with 1 epic fail
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 18:12:25 94d1d9 No. 22197
>>22193
Well, genestealers are suppossed to be pretty intimidating.
i thought things went relatively well, seeing as we all got into melee with them and managed to walk away.
Other then that, i personally think that 4 is fine, especially now that we have a pet Shrike incoming, who might also start controlling other Nid creatures.
then again, i have no real experience with these types of things except for some lurking, so there's that.
Onyxdime 05/16/15 (Sat) 18:14:38 234777 No. 22198
“Palatina and Alexi, you two are on Shrike duty. See if you can finish off training that beast.”
“Sure!” Alexi beams.
“I’m really not comfortable with this order, Sarge,” Palatina remarks as she walks away.
It seems your repeated acts of ‘almost-heresy’ are starting to drive a wedge between her and the rest of your squad.
“Please, Palatina, just follow your orders.”
“Yes… Sarge.”
“Alright, I’m going to observe you before I head out for more scouting. Let’s go ladies!”
(Rolling Shrike 1d175, Palatina 1d75, and Alexi 1d125… Shrike rolled 76, Palatina can’t beat that and leaves.)
“NYAAAAAGHHHH!”
“Come on, Pal! He’s friendly! Really!”
“Nope. Nope. Nope!” Palatina repeats, abandoning you and Alexi as she heads off to her bedroom in a huff.
“Aww, YOU’RE NO FUN, PAL!” Alexi jeers, sticking out her tongue.
(Rolling 1d125 for Alexi. 119 rolled! You have beaten the Shrike by 43! This brings the 85% up to 100%! Shrike has reached level one of obedience and will no longer try to escape from your compound. It may still break free of the room and rape sisters if it gets the chance, and it will still try to dominate the girl training it.)
You watch as Alexi wastes no time stripping off the top of her armour to reveal her perky, bouncy breasts.
“You like these, big boy?” she teased, winking at the Shrike.
“Nyahaaallgh!”
“I thought so… How about you spread your legs for me and show off that big, fat cock?”
“NANAHAHAAGAGAY!”
“Well, if that’s the way you’re gonna play, you aren’t getting these!” Alexi begins putting her armour back on.
“Nyaaaaannnrrrghhh…” the captive Rapeanid groans, struggling against its bonds and failing. Eventually it resigns to spreading its legs for the sexy Sister, desperate for release.
“Good boy,” Alexi whispers, getting down on her knees before the winged beast and sliding the massive, bulging cock in between her boobs before rubbing up and down.
“Aaannnnnagghghh…”
“Uh, huh. You like… that?”
“Narg.”
“You like it when I smother your big dick between my boobs like this? You’re getting very, VERY hard… aren’t you?”
“Raaaaghhh!” it grunts, thrusting the head of its shaft against the Battle Sister’s mouth.
She pulls her head away and licks her lips.
“Ah, ah ah. No you don’t. You haven’t earned the right to have me suck you off yet. You have to be a good boy. And you haven’t been very good, have you?”
“Nugrughhan…”
“Do you not enjoy my tits?”
“Grannahhh…”
“I thought so. God, you’re soooo big. I bet you’d enjoy it if I went faster, like this.”
*Pant pant*
Alexi is breathing harder now. Although you aren’t sure whether she’s tiring herself out or getting turned on. Perhaps both?
“Oh yeah, keep thrusting between my tits. If you let me finsih you I MIGHT lick your huge cock next time.”
“NAARARGHH NAAAAAAHHHH!”
“That’s it, cum for me, Shrikey!”
Thick strands of cum shoot out of the massive cock, coating Alexi’s face and boobs in a shower of goopy cum.
“Mmm… See you soon, big boy,” she winks before leaving the room.
“Good job, Alexi. I’m off now,” you remark as she wipes some of the cum off her tits and licks it from her fingers before giving you a thumbs up and walking away.
“There’s something seriously wrong with that girl…” you mutter, shaking your head.
You head into your office to grab your bolt pistol before you leave; but the second you open your desk there is a knock at your door and a shapely Battle Sister enters your room.
“Hey, I’ve finished taking inventory, we’ve got the following,” Serena announces, handing you a sheet of paper.
-A dozen suits of flak armour.
-One set of crimson red artificer armour.
-Spades, hammers, hoes, and some other farm tools I didn’t recognise.
-A week's supply of canned food and drink.
-Cement, sand, and some basic construction tools. We could build a small fortification with these.
-Two lasguns.
-Approximately three power armour suits of scrap metal.
-One Rhino tank.
-One Tractor.
-I have not counted the weapons we are currently using.
“I’ll let you know if I find anything else, Sarge,” she replies, before turning around and closing the door.
“Serena, wait!”
“Hmm?”
“It’s good to have you back.”
She smiles weakly before replying, “Thanks, Sarge,” and closes the door firmly this time.
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 18:15:04 6cc3ec No. 22199
>>22197
Well that depends on if pets count for squad size. Looking back I think we'd be fine with 4 and 1 staying to work. As long as pets dont count the same as sisters
Onyxdime 05/16/15 (Sat) 18:22:52 234777 No. 22200
(Rolling scouting test… pass!)
With that you leave the building and step into the midnight air. It’s growing chillier now, Winter certainly wasn’t the only thing that was coming on this planet. As you hiked past the farmlands, extending your search to almost a kilometer you suddenly see a small flicker of light and a rising smokestack in the hills. It seems whoever is there is making good efforts to hide their presence, because the flicker of a campfire suddenly disappears, probably covered by a blanket of some kind. If it wasn’t for the tar-black smoke rising against the second white moon you wouldn’t be sure if it was still there.
It’s unclear how many people are there, or indeed, if they even are ‘people.’ You reach into your pocket and fill out ‘unknown campsite’ as the second main location you have found in this area.
(I’m leaving it open to suggestions for a little while! What action do you want to take?)
————————–
Scouting Report - Main Camp
33% of terrain scouted.
1. Dilapidated Tank and Ancient Battle Site
2. Unknown Campsite.
3. ???
Signed: Sergeant
————————–
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 18:30:45 1c670e No. 22202
>>22200
Lets go check that campsite out!
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 18:31:08 94d1d9 No. 22203
>>22200
Do we have our weapons and armor with us?
If so, i'd say let's go say hi. what the worst that could happen, right?
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 18:35:35 6cc3ec No. 22204
>>22200
Sneakily circle the camp from a distance, scouting it out. Keep an eye for ambushes and traps
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 18:40:12 6cc3ec No. 22211
>>22204
Was busy so I hit enter early. Decide whether we go in alone or what once we scout it out
Onyxdime 05/16/15 (Sat) 18:42:33 234777 No. 22224
>>22203
Bolt pistol, Flak armour, and St. Stephen's Sword.
Your last suit of power armour broke, and at that point you automatically take a suit of the best available which was flak.
Unless of course you guys want to vote to put on the Inquisiton's Artificer Armour. I can certainly open that up as an option before your mission tomorrow.
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 18:43:01 0b188b No. 22225
>>22222
>>22220
fucking low class existing thread betas
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 18:47:40 6cc3ec No. 22227
>>22224
I'm assuming we also have grenades? If not I move we carry grenades on our scouting trips from now on.
Also, can you tell us what buffs st Stephens sword gives? (If any)
Onyxdime 05/16/15 (Sat) 18:49:04 234777 No. 22228
Sorry I had to disappear there. We got spammed by a couple of other boards trying for gets.
100 day time outs were given. Let it be a warning. :^)
Sorry, yes. You also have your two grenades.
Onyxdime 05/16/15 (Sat) 18:53:38 234777 No. 22229
And, here are the poll options!
http://strawpoll.me/4375325
Onyxdime 05/16/15 (Sat) 18:59:51 234777 No. 22230
Approach it stealthily wins!
Let's get a 20+ awareness test.
And a 30+ stealth test
These are easy. You can't fail them. :D
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 18:59:53 6cc3ec No. 22231
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 19:03:02 a45ac6 No. 22232
Rolled 70 (1d100)
>>22230
awareness
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 19:04:42 94d1d9 No. 22233
Rolled 74 (1d100)
>>22230
i'm scared
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 19:04:35 36eb30 No. 22234
Rolled 360 (1d1001)
>>22230
Stealth.
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 19:05:39 36eb30 No. 22235
Rolled 50 (1d100)
>>22230
>>22234
oops
Stealth.
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 19:06:09 94d1d9 No. 22236
>>22233
my stupid ass forgot to call stealth.
i'll go back to lurking now
Onyxdime 05/16/15 (Sat) 19:06:26 234777 No. 22237
Awareness and Stealth both pass!
Next part coming up!
Onyxdime 05/16/15 (Sat) 19:18:22 234777 No. 22238
You decided to creep closer and find out what was going on. As you headed forward you found the lighter flak armour you had adorned was much easier to move around in.
‘Perhaps I should change into that artificer armour before my next mission…’ you ponder to yourself as you finally reach crest of a hill looking down on the camp.
(Rolling awareness and stealth… both pass!)
As you go prone and begin crawling you notice a strange wire trap to your right, which you nimbly avoid. When you finally reach the top of the hill you are shocked and surprised to see a group of tall, slender humanoids clad in armour blacker than the night sky.
There are three of them surrounding their campfire while two stripped women lie tied up against wooden posts in the ground. Upon closer inspection it seems they have been given metal bikinis which at least cover their genitals.
One of the humanoids reaches into a metal pot atop their fireplace and tosses a chunk of meat out to a twisted red hound with large tentacled protrusions emerging from its back.
http://strawpoll.me/4375622
You
-Flak Armour (1/1)
-Sword of St. Stephen (Relic power sword)
-Bolt pistol
-Frag Grenades (2 remaining)
-Rosarius
Horniness: 0%
Orgasm: 0%
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 19:20:35 c03f3b No. 22239
>>22238
Our guest encounter with chaos. Fine time to call in that favor. Our at least bring the rest of the crew
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 19:22:21 36eb30 No. 22240
>>22239
>Chaos
Dark Eldar anon.
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 19:22:33 334a6b No. 22242
>>22239
Agreed, don't wanna mess around here without the boys in, presumably, green.
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 19:23:22 5a81c1 No. 22243
>>22239
Hmm, are dark eldar heavily armoured?
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 19:26:13 94d1d9 No. 22244
>>22243
the males are. the females have Tera style female armor if i recall correctly
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 19:28:41 fb9b2d No. 22245
>>22240
Sorry, I only played with a small group and its been years.
space marines, tao, tyranids, orcs, and occasionally eldar were all we played with
Onyxdime 05/16/15 (Sat) 19:33:19 234777 No. 22247
Ok!
It's a very spread out vote, but a majority has emerged for Quietly Radioing your Sisters for backup.
Can I get a 40+ stealth test?
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 19:33:59 a45ac6 No. 22248
Rolled 43 (1d100)
>>22247
stealth
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 19:34:22 fb9b2d No. 22249
Onyxdime 05/16/15 (Sat) 19:35:37 234777 No. 22250
Just to remind you all that the danger is real. You can lose characters in this game. They can be raped silly and captured. If that happens you will have to select one of your squadmates to continue the game as.
You might be able to find your old captured squadmate if you get lucky.
I know you've rolled well so far, but this is just a warning that going Rambo by yourself mightn't be a good idea, and don't be too shocked when, probably, one of your sisters is gonna get captured in the future.
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 19:39:59 94d1d9 No. 22251
>>22250
I get the feeling this means we need to set up at least 1 person to guard every night from now on
Onyxdime 05/16/15 (Sat) 19:40:01 234777 No. 22252
“Shit…” you whisper, turning on your radio.
“It’s me. I’ve just found a camp of Chaos cultists… or maybe Dark Eldar, I’m not sure. I need backup ASAP.”
“Are you alright? How many targets are there? Can you withdraw?” come a series of quickfire responses from the anxious Selena.
“There are at least three men dressed in armour, and a beast of some kind. There are…”
(Rolling stealth test 40+ … 43 rolled. Pass)
“There are what?”
You go quiet as one of the men looks up as if he heard something.
“Hello? Sarge?”
“Yeah, I’m here… there are two captives being held. We need to act tonight in case they up and move their camp.”
“Dammit, we’re on our way. ETA is ten minutes.”
“Rodger. Please hurry.”
(Every 5 minutes you need to pass a stealth test. Let’s get a 45+ stealth test.)
You
-Flak Armour (1/1)
-Sword of St. Stephen (Relic power sword)
-Bolt pistol
-Frag Grenades (2 remaining)
-Rosarius
Horniness: 0%
Orgasm: 0%
senn 05/16/15 (Sat) 19:42:08 b7238a No. 22253
senn 05/16/15 (Sat) 19:42:24 b7238a No. 22254
Rolled 81 (1d100)
retry
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 19:43:42 a45ac6 No. 22255
>>22252
Since we no longer need to move or make noise should the stealth roll be easier? Unless we need to move because of a patrol?
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 19:44:48 fb9b2d No. 22256
>>22255
I AGREE WITH THIS GUY! EASIER ROLLS FOR EVERYOOOONE!
senn 05/16/15 (Sat) 19:47:06 b7238a No. 22257
>>22256
nooooooo harder rolls! want a good mix of pass/fails. passing everything all the time is boring
Onyxdime 05/16/15 (Sat) 19:47:20 234777 No. 22258
>>22255
You'll understand why they're getting more difficult with the next part. :)
That's a pass!
And one more roll of 50+
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 19:48:33 36eb30 No. 22259
Rolled 88 (1d100)
>>22258
Stealth.
senn 05/16/15 (Sat) 19:48:10 b7238a No. 22260
Rolled 36 (1d100)
>>22258
additional roll
Onyxdime 05/16/15 (Sat) 19:50:55 234777 No. 22261
>>22259
That's an epic win!
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 19:50:53 a45ac6 No. 22262
>>22258
Hum, I a bit scared now. I was hoping our awareness roll was high enough.
Onyxdime 05/16/15 (Sat) 19:54:27 234777 No. 22263
“Grrr…”
“What’s the matter?”
“Something’s bugging the Khymera.”
You lie as low as you can, holding your breath.
(Rolling stealth… pass)
“Stupid mutt. It’s just acting up to get more grub. Toss it a bone this time to chew on.”
“Grr…”
*CRUNCH*
The wicked beast begins loudly chewing the bone, but as you look up you notice it is staring your direction and sniffing the air every now and then. It seems to be acutely aware of your presence, even if its master’s aren’t.
(Rolling stealth… epic win!)
Suddenly an idea hits you. You pick up a small pebble to your left and throw it as hard as you can onto another hill to your right.
*BARK BARK*
The Khymera zips off in the direction of the pebble; the tall men quickly grabbing long rifles from around their campsite and rushing off after their hound. The slaves are now unattended.
Suddenly your radio bursts to life.
“We are sixty seconds from your position. Do you want us to take it on foot from here?”
http://strawpoll.me/4376042
You
-Flak Armour (1/1)
-Sword of St. Stephen (Relic power sword)
-Bolt pistol
-Frag Grenades (2 remaining)
-Rosarius
Horniness: 0%
Orgasm: 0%
Onyxdime 05/16/15 (Sat) 20:01:27 234777 No. 22264
Overwhelming majority for set up snipe and ambush.
I'm gonna need two 40+ awareness tests for your squad.
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 20:03:32 a45ac6 No. 22265
Rolled 42 (1d100)
>>22264
awareness
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 20:04:56 94d1d9 No. 22266
Rolled 70 (1d100)
>>22264
second awareness
Onyxdime 05/16/15 (Sat) 20:09:47 234777 No. 22267
“Leave the Rhino and take up positions on the surrounding hills. If you’ve got a gun prepare to snipe, if you’ve got a close-range weapon charge when the fight breaks out. And watch your feet for traps. There was one over my side.”
“Rodger, Sarge. We’re closing in now.”
The armoured humanoids have now crossed over the hill to your right and are anxiously looking for what their Khymera was attracted by.
(Rolling two awareness tests… both pass!)
On the other side of the ridge you catch the occasional silhouette of a Sister taking up firing positions, or crouching down behind one of the jagged rocks. It seems your Sisters successfully navigated any traps on their side and have taken up positions, spread across the hills.
Half a minute later and the figures are dragging their angry beast back to their camp.
“Serena and Palatina are ready to take shots. Alexi and Jezebel are ready to charge. Give me the word, Sarge.”
http://strawpoll.me/4376236
You
-Flak Armour (1/1)
-Sword of St. Stephen (Relic power sword)
-Bolt pistol
-Frag Grenades (2 remaining)
-Rosarius
Horniness: 0%
Orgasm: 0%
Onyxdime 05/16/15 (Sat) 20:11:30 234777 No. 22268
File: 1431807090384.png (994.07 KB, 1074x1000, 537:500, fb4d846044e532de1af01399c9….png )
I also corrected a mistake and added "Searchlight" to your inventory. I forgot that you got one earlier on. This can be added onto any of your vehicles, or mounted on your base itself.
Yes, dedicated searchlight tractor is a possibility.
Onyxdime 05/16/15 (Sat) 20:18:20 234777 No. 22269
Charge in wins!
Let's get three 35+ Heavy bolter shots.
And two 45+ bolgtun shots
Depending how those go there will be more.
If there aren't enough people feel free to keep rolling until we're done. :)
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 20:19:10 36eb30 No. 22270
Rolled 80 (1d100)
>>22269
Boltgun
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 20:19:42 94d1d9 No. 22271
Rolled 49 (1d100)
>>22269
second boltgun shot
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 20:20:07 36eb30 No. 22272
Rolled 45 (1d100)
>>22269
>>22270
And a Heavy Bolter too because I've been so lucky this thread!
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 20:21:14 a45ac6 No. 22273
Rolled 8 (1d100)
>>22269
Heavy bolter
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 20:23:11 334a6b No. 22274
Rolled 50 (1d100)
>>22268
>>22269
last heavy bolter
Onyxdime 05/16/15 (Sat) 20:24:30 234777 No. 22276
>>22270
>>22271
Both boltgun shots hit!
>>22272
>>22273
>>22274
Heavy bolter pass, epic fail, and pass!
Onyxdime 05/16/15 (Sat) 20:29:43 234777 No. 22277
“OPEN FIRE!” you scream, charging forward down the hill at the surprised soldiers. As you close the gap you realise they are most definitely Dark Eldar, probably Kabalite Warriors.
The most dangerous thing about them are their poisoned rifles, capable of delivering large bursts of neuro-aphrodisiacs and sending girls into uncontrollable bursts of horniness. As you run down the hill you see Palatina and Serena emerge from behind rocks and begin unloading a volley of gunfire.
Serena’s well-placed shots slam straight into the chest of the closest Kabalite, striking it twice and punching huge holes in its armour. At the sight of this rescue attempt the two hostages begin writhing around in excitement
Palatina opens fire again, unleashing a barrage of gunfire down upon the camp.
(2 pass, 1 epic fail!)
Her first two shots rip apart the hulking beast running towards her, sending the Khymera rolling down the hill. Unfortunately her third shot veers off badly, striking the ground in front of you and tripping you up, sending you tumbling down the hill.
(You can’t act next turn.)
The two surviving Kabalite warriors quickly rush away from the illumination of their campsite and into the darkness, pursued by Alexi and Jezebel.
http://strawpoll.me/4376447
Kabalite One: 5/5 HP
Kabalite Two: 5/5 HP
Kabalite Three: 0/5 HP Dead
Khymera: 0/6 HP Dead.
You
-Flak Armour (1/1)
-Sword of St. Stephen (Relic power sword)
-Bolt pistol
-Frag Grenades (2 remaining)
-Rosarius
Horniness: 0%
Orgasm: 0%
Onyxdime 05/16/15 (Sat) 20:36:49 234777 No. 22278
OK!
Let's get two 60+ combat tests for the Kabalite Warriors!
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 20:36:43 567dc4 No. 22279
Rolled 79 (1d100)
>>22278
Phenomenal combat incoming
senn 05/16/15 (Sat) 20:37:05 b7238a No. 22280
Rolled 62 (1d100)
>>22278
2nd combat
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 20:37:41 94d1d9 No. 22281
Rolled 48 (1d100)
>>22278
second combat roll
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 20:37:57 334a6b No. 22282
Onyxdime 05/16/15 (Sat) 20:39:57 234777 No. 22283
>>22279
>>22280
Two hits by the Kabalites!
The chance to strike back will only last a little while so the shots are more difficult to make.
Let's get one 55+ boltgun test for Serena
And a 45+ heavy bolter test for Palatina.
senn 05/16/15 (Sat) 20:40:47 b7238a No. 22284
Rolled 23 (1d100)
>>22283
heavy bolter
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 20:40:53 36eb30 No. 22285
Rolled 90 (1d100)
>>22283
Heavy bolter
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 20:41:19 fcee1c No. 22286
Rolled 24 (1d100)
>>22283
Boltgun Test
Onyxdime 05/16/15 (Sat) 20:41:07 234777 No. 22287
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 20:41:51 36eb30 No. 22288
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 20:43:12 fb9b2d No. 22289
Onyxdime 05/16/15 (Sat) 20:46:20 234777 No. 22290
Opps, just realised Alexi wasn't wearing power armour.
I need a 70+ pleasure resistance test. (This will get harder the more shots she takes from the Dark eldar)
Onyxdime 05/16/15 (Sat) 20:46:41 234777 No. 22291
>>22290
Derp, I meant 30+. My bad.
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 20:46:53 fb9b2d No. 22292
Rolled 70 (1d100)
>>22290
i vwill roll
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 20:47:00 36eb30 No. 22293
Rolled 22 (1d100)
>>22290
Resistance
Onyxdime 05/16/15 (Sat) 20:48:29 234777 No. 22295
>>22293
As always, we take the labelled roll.
That's a fail.
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 20:49:41 fb9b2d No. 22296
>>22295
>>22292
D: you just want us to lose don't you?
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 20:50:16 c55ca8 No. 22297
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 20:50:39 fb9b2d No. 22298
>>22297
no! FOR THE EMPEROR!
Onyxdime 05/16/15 (Sat) 20:50:48 234777 No. 22299
>>22296
Nah, that's what gallery stories are for :D
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 20:53:45 fb9b2d No. 22300
>>22299
When we get back to base, i vote we install use our pull with Umbrix to acquire trackers to implant in all squadmates, that way we can find the kidnapped ones easier
Onyxdime 05/16/15 (Sat) 20:54:34 234777 No. 22301
While you struggle to climb back to your feet you bark out an order to Alexi, “Fire your flamer, light up the area so we can get a shot in!”
A split second later the valley erupts in a bright orange fireball. But only for a couple of seconds as the Kabalite Warriors open fire on her, tearing her armour to shreds.
(Rolling Kalabite combat tests… both pass!)
“Ahh! My clothes!” she squeals, doubling over to shield herself from the incoming shots. One of the darts hits her in the arm, injecting her with the toxins. She suddenly collapses to the ground moaning and masturbating.
“Uh! W-what’s happening to my body?! OHHhhh… Yes….”
From the sounds it is pretty clear she is rubbing herself pretty hard now.
(Rolling combat tests… both fail)
In the split second that they were visible Serena and Palatina opened fire on the Warriors, getting a shot in each. But their shots were too quick and neither of them landed on target as the Kabalites backed off to a new position. Jezebel had now been swollen by the dark night, having tried to charge the Dark Eldar positions. She wouldn’t survive on her own against two of them…
http://strawpoll.me/4376654
Kabalite One: 5/5 HP
Kabalite Two: 5/5 HP
You
-Flak Armour (1/1)
-Sword of St. Stephen (Relic power sword)
-Bolt pistol
-Frag Grenades (2 remaining)
-Rosarius
Horniness: 0%
Orgasm: 0%
Alexi
-Hand flamer
-Chainsword
Orgasm: 11%.
Jezebel
-Cloth armour (1/1)
-Chainsword
Orgasm: 0%
Onyxdime 05/16/15 (Sat) 21:04:09 234777 No. 22302
Rush after Jezebel wins!
Let's get two 50+ ballistic tests for the Kabalite Warriors?
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 21:06:15 36eb30 No. 22303
Rolled 44 (1d100)
>>22302
ballistics.
Please fail.
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 21:06:30 94d1d9 No. 22304
Rolled 3 (1d100)
>>22302
ballistic test is go
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 21:06:10 334a6b No. 22305
Rolled 50 (1d100)
>>22303
>>22302
ballistics 2
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 21:06:48 36eb30 No. 22306
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 21:07:10 334a6b No. 22307
>>22304
VERY good! almost a phenomenal fail!
Onyxdime 05/16/15 (Sat) 21:07:21 234777 No. 22308
>>22302
>>22304
Fail and epic fail!
Onyxdime 05/16/15 (Sat) 21:11:03 234777 No. 22309
And let's get two 50+ combat tests for you!
And two 40+ combat tests for Jezebel!
(Enjoy the near-plotless Japanese doujin with below-acceptable standards of translation!)
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 21:11:50 36eb30 No. 22310
Rolled 21 (1d100)
>>22309
Combat test for us.
What's our name?
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 21:12:07 c55ca8 No. 22311
Rolled 13 (1d100)
>>22309
rolling for jezebel
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 21:12:54 334a6b No. 22312
Rolled 32 (1d100)
combat test for us 2
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 21:14:08 36eb30 No. 22313
Well at least those Dark Eldar fail too I guess.
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 21:15:19 a45ac6 No. 22315
Rolled 25 (1d100)
>>22309
Jezebel
Onyxdime 05/16/15 (Sat) 21:16:14 234777 No. 22316
You: 2 fails.
Jezebel: epic fail and fail!
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 21:16:05 94d1d9 No. 22317
The moment Eldar get involved, it all goes to shit.
meanwhile, Tzeentch is laughing his ass off.
Onyxdime 05/16/15 (Sat) 21:25:11 234777 No. 22318
“Pal, Selena! Grab Alexi and the hostages, get them to the Rhino! I’m going after Jezebel!”
“Aye, Sarge!” Palatina roars, running down the hill to free the remaining hostages.
As you rush after Jezebel a spate of accurate darts begin whizzing past you.
“How the hell can they see us? It’s almost pitch black out here?!” you wonder aloud, desperately dodging and ducking.
“They’ve got some kind of night vision!” you hear Jezebel’s voice scream back.
(Rolling ballistic tests… fail and epic fail.)
She suddenly grabs you from behind, pulling you behind a rock.
“There’s two of them left. I think they’re on the other side of this valley. I’ve been counting their shots and I think they will have to reload pretty soon. Let’s go!”
“What!? Whoa!” Jezebel drags you with her, revving her chainsword as the two of you rush out.
She was almost correct; it seemed like one of the Kabalite’s had run out of ammunition for their rifle. The two of you dodged the remaining incoming bullets before pouncing upon the final survivors.
(Rolling two combat tests for you… both fail!)
Unfortunately things don’t go as planned. At all. Your strikes are skillfully dodged by the incredibly quick and nimble Kabalite who proceeds to dodge behind you and tear off your flimsy excuse for armour.
(Rolling two combat tests for Jezebel… Epic fail and fail!)
Jezebel’s heavy strikes may have normally done more damage than her fellow Sisters - but the slow cumbersome fighting style was not at all suited to facing off against the Dark Eldar. The Kabalite facing her knocks her sword from her hands before pushing her to her knees and tying her wrists together with her own loose cloth armour. With Jezebel almost entirely neutralised the second Kabalite turns its attention to you
http://strawpoll.me/4377021
You
-Sword of St. Stephen (Relic power sword)
-Bolt pistol
-Frag Grenades (2 remaining)
-Rosarius
Horniness: 0%
Orgasm: 0%
Jezebel
-Cloth Armour (1/1)
Orgasm: 0%
[Hands tied!]
Onyxdime 05/16/15 (Sat) 21:33:39 234777 No. 22319
Ok guys, I need to take a break for dinner.
I'll be back in an hour or so for more. :)
In the meantime shoot out gallery story ideas and I'll throw them in a poll when I get back.
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 21:35:33 c55ca8 No. 22320
>>22319
failed shrike training for alexi and palatena
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 21:37:24 36eb30 No. 22321
>>22319
Dark Eldar beast having fun with some sisters
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 21:44:46 fb9b2d No. 22322
>>22319
Jezebel distracting the beast via seduction while everyone else deals with eldar
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 21:45:53 a45ac6 No. 22323
>>22319
corruption of the Canoness because of the Glovian Cow milk
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 21:49:00 16b9d9 No. 22324
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 21:50:13 16b9d9 No. 22325
>>22319
Canoness enjoying Glovian milk a bit too much
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 21:55:55 36eb30 No. 22326
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 21:58:07 334a6b No. 22327
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 22:07:08 9fd1fb No. 22328
>>22319
Canoness has beem using Glovian Milk for a few months to treat her thrush. It has worked spectacularly as a treatment for Thrush, but she feels aroused all the time, has missed her period, and seems to be gaining weight…
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 22:19:49 a1ab79 No. 22329
>>22299
But after the bad end is my fetish.
Onyxdime 05/16/15 (Sat) 22:39:33 234777 No. 22330
Gallery story poll!
Start voting!
http://strawpoll.me/4377699
Onyxdime 05/16/15 (Sat) 22:47:27 234777 No. 22331
Rolled 46 (1d100)
We've also got a 6 vote to 6 vote tie on the other strawpoll.
If the dice is 1-50 then you fight both Kabalites at once.
If it is 51-100 then you try shuffling around to slice Jezebel's restraints.
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 22:47:47 16b9d9 No. 22332
>>22330
ugh, failed training and canoness milk are both so good.
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 22:48:51 c55ca8 No. 22333
Rolled 77 (1d100)
>>22331
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 22:49:23 d948b6 No. 22334
The Dark Eldar and Khymera one seems nice too honestly.
Onyxdime 05/16/15 (Sat) 22:50:00 234777 No. 22335
>>22331
Ok!
I'm gonna need two 65+ combat tests for you.
As well as two 60+ combat tests for the Kabalites.
senn 05/16/15 (Sat) 22:51:33 b7238a No. 22336
Rolled 51 (1d100)
>>22335
1st combat test for us
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 22:52:45 a1ab79 No. 22337
Rolled 55 (1d100)
>>22335
Combat test: sister
dice+1d100 AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 22:52:38 6a71da No. 22338
>>22335
Combat test for us
dice d100 AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 22:53:13 ee4f9a No. 22339
Onyxdime 05/16/15 (Sat) 22:54:15 234777 No. 22340
>>22338
There's a dropdown box at the bottom of your reply bow. Click show post options and limits. :)
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 22:54:26 6a71da No. 22341
Rolled 84 (1d100)
>>22335
For us
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 22:54:26 a1ab79 No. 22342
Rolled 31 (1d100)
>>22335
Combs test: Kabalite
senn 05/16/15 (Sat) 22:54:43 b7238a No. 22343
Rolled 26 (1d100)
>>22335
combat test for kabal
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 22:55:05 6a71da No. 22344
Rolled 77 (1d100)
>>22335
Kabalites turn
Onyxdime 05/16/15 (Sat) 22:56:02 234777 No. 22345
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Onyxdime 05/16/15 (Sat) 22:58:02 234777 No. 22346
>>22345
Opps, wrong pic. I downloaded that to mock some religious fanatic I argue with.
*adjusts fedora*
Post last edited at 05/16/15 (Sat) 22:59:03
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 22:57:55 36eb30 No. 22347
Onyxdime 05/16/15 (Sat) 23:05:50 234777 No. 22348
You decide to focus your efforts on fighting back against the encroaching Kabalites. They’re much faster on their feet than you could ever hope to be; dancing, ducking, and weaving out of the way of your blade.
As the cool midnight air rushes over your bare breasts you cleave left, then right, trying to take them out before they can do some serious damage. They prove too quick for you though, nimbly dodging your broadsword and fleeting around, searching for a gap in your defences.
(All four combat tests fail.)
The Kabalites attempt to strike back, but you parry their petty blows easily, holding your ground. Nothing was gained or lost, but you can’t help feeling you’ve bought enough time for your squad to rescue those hostages. Maybe they’ll come back to rescue you.
http://strawpoll.me/4377867
You
-Sword of St. Stephen (Relic power sword)
-Bolt pistol
-Frag Grenades (2 remaining)
-Rosarius
Horniness: 0%
Orgasm: 0%
Jezebel
-Cloth Armour (1/1)
Orgasm: 0%
[Hands tied!]
Checking Gallery Story now and closing the poll!
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 23:05:30 291601 No. 22349
>>22346
i just had time to read everything and id like to comment on the teamsize.
ima having more than 4 sisters in battle will be to much but i would add an army slot for normal troops/controlled rapenids from our shrike and so on.
in base this could be another story we could gather more sisters there and then send them on different mission by opening a thread for it.
so for example we have 7 sisters in base we can split them up 4 go defending a town and 3 attack an outpost.
also having split thread for that wont be a problem since if one part finishes faster then the other we can just vote for a job to do till the others come back.
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 23:08:07 58abed No. 22350
Onyxdime 05/16/15 (Sat) 23:12:14 234777 No. 22352
>>22349
Ten votes each. Seriously?!
Right. The best way to settle a gallery story dispute is with a sex fight between Alexi and a Demon of Khorne. If Alexi wins you get the Shrike gallery story, if the demon wins you get the Glovian Milk Canoness story.
Either way you get another Smut scene!
https://8ch.net/storytiem/res/22351.html
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 23:41:55 fb9b2d No. 22366
>>22348
can we send out a distress signal to the Astra Militarum as we fight?
Or Inquisitor Umbrix?
Or perhaps a battalion of Grey Knights?
AlphaWanker 05/16/15 (Sat) 23:43:14 334a6b No. 22367
>>22366
Grey Knights would kill us as well because of how secretive they are.
AlphaWanker 05/18/15 (Mon) 07:30:43 e39d1e No. 22511
>>22188
Do you reckon one of those five could be a Seraphim?
Onyxdime 05/18/15 (Mon) 14:12:34 207ba2 No. 22515
>>22511
Oh definitely, you'll get more than 5 total soldiers! You just have to leave some back at base when you go on a mission.
Seraphims are definitely being added to the game. As well as more vehicles and most 40k factions.
I'm trying to make each one unique in their sexual attacks. Dark Eldar use aphrodisiacs and poisons. Rapeanids use lots of little bugs, bio-weapons, and impregnation//egging stuff. Orks are straight up gang bang fuck everything in every hole.
AlphaWanker 05/18/15 (Mon) 17:20:43 291601 No. 22520
>>22352
i curiious you quoted my post but didnt comment on it
what do you think of this idea?
AlphaWanker 05/18/15 (Mon) 18:00:54 70c213 No. 22523
>>22515
Tau can be rope bondage and public use for the "Greater Good".
Onyxdime 05/18/15 (Mon) 18:41:40 33fde9 No. 22530
>>22520
Opps! Sorry, I was rushing to get the next part of the story out and I completely forgot to finish replying to you.
I like the sound of it.
I've devised this chart so you are able to create multiple squads as you suggested. Each squad will have limits when you construct them.
But don't worry, there will still be massive battles every now and then where you will have the opportunity to play with all your toys at once. ;)
Let me know what you think of this chart. Would you guys/girls/traps like any additions or changes made?
AlphaWanker 05/18/15 (Mon) 18:58:40 3a34e8 No. 22533
Futa is top tier in my book. Traps too. Someones also bound to ask for a loli eventually, though thats a little iffy, naturally.
Also, incest is p good. Especially when paired with futa on female, hot diggety.
Just to list off some potential fetishes to include somehow.
Onyxdime 05/18/15 (Mon) 19:03:56 33fde9 No. 22534
>>22533
I'd love to add futa, but I wasn't sure how most people would react. Only about 1/3 liked it on /b/. The rest vehemently hated it.
Personally, I don't write loli. BUT, you're definitely going to see many more insects. :)
How do you guys feel about adding futa into this? Yes or no?
There's a shitload of ways it could happen. Rapeanid organisms that alter DNA because they prefer sucking their victims through a cock; corruption by Chaos. etc.
AlphaWanker 05/18/15 (Mon) 19:16:07 c5c761 No. 22535
>>22534
I always approve of some good futa
AlphaWanker 05/18/15 (Mon) 19:17:05 fcee1c No. 22536
Rolled 20 (1d100)
>>22534
Ehh…Futa really doesn't do it for me. I'd rather not see it in this quest.
But incest? Fuck Yeah! Would love to see the sister's rapenid or ork offspring filling up their mothers with their spawn.
AlphaWanker 05/18/15 (Mon) 19:37:57 dccc80 No. 22544
>>22534
Futa as transformation adding to the shame of losing? Corrupted sisters who need to breed with the other sisters? Count me in! However, I would probably vote to remove any dominatrix futa from our squads.
AlphaWanker 05/18/15 (Mon) 19:56:03 291601 No. 22551
>>22534
futa isnt really great but i dont mind it
AlphaWanker 05/18/15 (Mon) 20:22:37 3a34e8 No. 22559
love the good ol' cocknballs futa, myself. But not a fan at all of the full package futas, that have a vajayjay. Just seems awkward for some reason.
AlphaWanker 05/18/15 (Mon) 21:06:06 c5c761 No. 22563
>>22559
Agreed. Not that I'd turn down the herm futas, but the ones will balls are preferable.
Onyxdime 05/18/15 (Mon) 21:19:01 33fde9 No. 22567
>>22535
>>22536
>>22544
>>22551
>>22559
>>22563
In that case we'll add it all then, except loli.
I'll do multiple kinds of futa to appeal to as wide a range as possible.
Onyxdime 05/18/15 (Mon) 21:20:59 33fde9 No. 22569
>>22348
Can I get two 60+ combat tests rolled?
(Normally you'd get three. Two attacks base, plus another for having a pistol too. But since you're outnumbered by two opponents who are much quicker and skilled than you, you get one less opportunity to attack.)
AlphaWanker 05/18/15 (Mon) 21:24:09 bdd97f No. 22570
Rolled 31 (1d100)
>>22569
combat 1
AlphaWanker 05/18/15 (Mon) 21:24:55 b471b4 No. 22571
>>22559
>>22563
Likewise
>>22544
I like the idea of a sister getting corrupted and made into a futa.
Perhaps some asexual species of rapeanid would turn sisters into sex-addicted futas to increase breeding output?
AlphaWanker 05/18/15 (Mon) 21:25:47 dccc80 No. 22572
Rolled 48 (1d100)
>>22569
combat 2
Onyxdime 05/18/15 (Mon) 21:30:11 33fde9 No. 22573
Onyxdime 05/18/15 (Mon) 21:34:52 33fde9 No. 22574
And a 75+ escape test for Jezebel!
AlphaWanker 05/18/15 (Mon) 21:35:38 b471b4 No. 22575
Rolled 2 (1d100)
>>22574
escape roll (hoping I do it correctly this time)
AlphaWanker 05/18/15 (Mon) 21:36:53 c5c761 No. 22576
Onyxdime 05/18/15 (Mon) 21:39:14 33fde9 No. 22577
>>22575
Phenomenal fail. Next part coming up!
AlphaWanker 05/18/15 (Mon) 21:40:27 c5c761 No. 22578
>>22577
Well shit, say goodbye to Jezebel
Onyxdime 05/18/15 (Mon) 21:54:22 33fde9 No. 22579
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Your breasts jiggle and pounce as you continue parrying the Kabalite’s blows. Your sword clashes against their hardy rifles, sending sparks scattering into the dark night.
“Die, alien!” you cry, thrusting forward towards one of the elvish figures.
(Rolling two combat tests… both fail!)
Your blade is knocked aside before you even got close to the foul creature’s heart. As you struggle to raise your bolt pistol a vice-like grip clenches around your wrist, wrenching your gun from your hand and tossing it aside. As the shadowy figure clings onto you the second one steps forward, far too close to you now for your sword to be effective anymore. It pulls up its helmet and throws it casually on the ground, revealing a face as pale as the legendary vampires of old.
You desperately try raising your sword again to bash your attacker with the hilt, but the malicious creature is far quicker than you, grabbing your sword hand and clutching your neck in one swift movement, effectively paralysing you from fighting back.
“The.. Emperor… will… pro…tect me…” you gasp, struggling for breath.
“Ar'osarith, apply the poison of passion to my lips. Let us show this slut her true character.”
The first Kabalite reaches his free hand into a small leather pouch around his waist before pulling out and uncapping something which looks very much like a tube of lipstick.
“I have a feeling you will enjoy this. You Sisters are all so repressed that you can’t resist something like this.”
The Kabalite quickly applies the poison around the mouth of Ar’osarith before capping the tube and putting it away. As he does so the pale-faced creature’s lips begin to glow a fluorescent green with the poison. It slowly spreads, curling into the creature’s mouth as it leans over.
You turn your head away as much as you can, sealing your lips.
“Hang on! I’m coming!” Jezebel screamed, struggling and wriggling around, tearing at her cloth.
(Rolling escape test… phenomenal fail.)
“I’m coming! Just hommphfff… Mmmfff…”
“Hahaha! Holy shit, she gagged herself!” Ar’osarith laughs.
Out of the corner of your eye you see that Jezebel has somehow torn the cloth on her body and accidently rolled over, gagging herself. She won’t be able to call for help, and given the fingers gripped around your throat, neither will you.
http://strawpoll.me/4394866
You
-Sword of St. Stephen (Relic power sword)
-Bolt pistol (on ground)
-Frag Grenades (2 remaining) (on ground)
-Rosarius (On ground, but it still protects you, giving you up to 120% orgasm before you climax)
Horniness: 0%
Orgasm: 0%
[Restrained!]
[Can’t scream!]
Jezebel
-Cloth Armour (1/1)
Orgasm: 0%
[Hands tied!]
[Accidently gagged herself!]
AlphaWanker 05/18/15 (Mon) 22:00:47 b471b4 No. 22580
Welp, we're officially fucked (or are about to be, heyo!)
AlphaWanker 05/18/15 (Mon) 22:15:49 e39d1e No. 22581
>>22534
I wonder if traps would even be allowed?
AlphaWanker 05/18/15 (Mon) 22:18:16 70c213 No. 22582
I for one think futas are overdone and would prefer my women as women.
Onyxdime 05/18/15 (Mon) 22:19:16 33fde9 No. 22583
>>22579
Wasn't gonna write another part tonight, but there's a strong majority for delaying the kiss!
I need a 60+ struggle test for you.
I need an 85+ escape test for Jezebel. She's gonna need to do some epic gymnastics to get out of this bondage she's got herself in.
Onyxdime 05/18/15 (Mon) 22:20:26 33fde9 No. 22584
>>22581
I'm not sure right now. If I think of a good way to fit them into the story I might do it.
>>22582
Fair comment. It's not to everyone's taste.
>>22580
Even fairer comment.
AlphaWanker 05/18/15 (Mon) 22:20:48 e39d1e No. 22585
AlphaWanker 05/18/15 (Mon) 22:20:52 6cca85 No. 22586
Rolled 62 (1d100)
Rolling for struggle
AlphaWanker 05/18/15 (Mon) 22:21:35 e39d1e No. 22587
AlphaWanker 05/18/15 (Mon) 22:21:53 bdd97f No. 22588
Rolled 11 (1d100)
>>22583
jezebel
Onyxdime 05/18/15 (Mon) 22:22:10 33fde9 No. 22589
>>22586
You barely avoid the kiss.
>>22588
Yeah, Jezebel's completely fucked now.
AlphaWanker 05/18/15 (Mon) 22:25:41 e39d1e No. 22590
>>22585
>>22587
Newbie here, how do I roll?
Onyxdime 05/18/15 (Mon) 22:28:00 33fde9 No. 22591
>>22590
Click on the post number to open the reply box.
At the bottom you'll see a little thing that says "Show post options & limits"
Click on that and enter the number of dice you wish to roll and how many sides they should have. :)
With that in mind I need a 35+ pleasure resistance test for you! Let the new guy roll this one!
AlphaWanker 05/18/15 (Mon) 22:28:08 1c670e No. 22592
AlphaWanker 05/18/15 (Mon) 22:30:48 e39d1e No. 22593
Rolled 51 (1d100)
>>22591
Here goes… NOTHING!
Onyxdime 05/18/15 (Mon) 22:33:19 33fde9 No. 22594
AlphaWanker 05/18/15 (Mon) 22:33:50 e39d1e No. 22595
Onyxdime 05/18/15 (Mon) 22:41:40 33fde9 No. 22596
You slowly and forcefully struggle to turn your head away from the poisoned lips approaching your own. Each time Ar’osarith leans in you twist at the last second, nimbly avoiding him. After a few attempts he is growing noticeably pissed off.
(Rolling struggle test… barely passed!)
“Fine, if that is the way you want to play, then I guess I’ll just have to do this!.”
“Ohhh…!” you gasp as he leans around to the bottom of your neck and begins sucking and kissing down your shoulder blade, his skillful mouth. His lips caress your skin, puckering over it and leaving a trail of love bites which make your chest heave in pants of pleasure.
“Ah… s-shit… “
“Where’s your Emperor now, bitch?” the unnamed Kabalite whispers into your ear.
His hot breath flows over the side of your face like a waterfall, making the kisses even worse. Sensing your difficulty at keeping yourself composed, he reaches his free hand around to grope your left breast. His fingers squeeze into your sensitive mound, teasing your nipples and making them stand at attention.
(Rolling pleasure resistance… pass!)
“Jez… help… uh…” you gasp, begging your newest comrade to help you.
She begins struggling again against her bonds, desperately diving and wriggling.
(Rolling escape test… epic fail!)
What comes next seems to happen in slow motion. Before it has even finished you are shaking your head in a disgusting concoction of disappointment and disgust.
The long, flowing piece of cloth between Jezebel’s legs had ripped in half as she writhed on the ground. As she continued rolling it proceeded to wrap itself around her ankles.
“You’ve… got… to be shitting… me…”
“You gotta be shittin’ me…”
You and the unnamed Kabalite stammer at the same time, shocked at how astronomical the chances of someone tying themselves up in a knot by thrashing about actually were - and then doing the exact same thing a second time.
“Sarge? Where are you? Sarge?!” you hear the voices of your squadmates yell in the distance. They must be scouring the nearby hills for you in a search party.
http://strawpoll.me/4395159
You
-Sword of St. Stephen (Relic power sword)
-Bolt pistol (on ground)
-Frag Grenades (2 remaining) (on ground)
-Rosarius (On ground, but it still protects you, giving you up to 120% orgasm before you climax)
Horniness: 36%
Orgasm: 1%
[Restrained!]
[Can’t scream!]
Jezebel
-Cloth Armour (1/1)
Orgasm: 0%
[Hands tied!]
[Accidently gagged herself!]
[Ankles bound!]
Onyxdime 05/18/15 (Mon) 23:07:25 33fde9 No. 22597
I'm off for the night folks! Won't have much time for the next week. But I'll try to do a little bit each night. Probably around 8pm-midnight GMT.
Happy fapping!
AlphaWanker 05/19/15 (Tue) 04:08:44 e39d1e No. 22610
>>22596
Later, we ought to inflict some serious punishment on Jezebel so she'll get some modifiers to her actions.
AlphaWanker 05/19/15 (Tue) 04:15:07 576dab No. 22611
Onyxdime 05/19/15 (Tue) 12:33:02 579bef No. 22619
Ok! I've gone through and fixed and rewritten small chunks of Dark Sexscapades. This mostly fixed consistency issues, typos, and random scene jumps that needed progress.
A few of the glaring errors fixed:
-Inquisitor had a power maul when you met him, but used a power sword in combat.
-Late at night you were picking a mission with Palatina; then the next time you spoke your whole squad was suddenly in the room and you were climbing into the Rhino.
-The sergeant's name was accidently left out of most of the story; it has since been correc- <PURGED BY THE ORDO REDACTUS>
-You were wielding St. Stephen's Sword, but there were several mentions of you using a chainsword instead. These have been fixed.
>>22610
Sure!
Onyxdime 05/19/15 (Tue) 12:45:23 579bef No. 22620
Panic, flail, twist and scream wins!
Let's get two 80+ panic tests. You just need to pass/Epic/Phenomenal win one to escape!
However, these will be weighed against any epic/phenomenal fails you roll.
AlphaWanker 05/19/15 (Tue) 12:53:57 9c9f2b No. 22621
Rolled 75 (1d100)
>>22620
Panic roll
AlphaWanker 05/19/15 (Tue) 13:14:04 567dc4 No. 22622
Rolled 34 (1d100)
>>22620
I got this, panic test is go
AlphaWanker 05/19/15 (Tue) 13:24:14 70c213 No. 22623
So where is the milk gallery story?
Onyxdime 05/19/15 (Tue) 13:33:30 579bef No. 22624
>>22623
Struggling to find time to write it. I have a major university project I have to finish with a deadline pretty soon.
Any free time I do have I'd rather spend advancing the story a little bit.
AlphaWanker 05/19/15 (Tue) 14:03:43 16b9d9 No. 22625
AlphaWanker 05/19/15 (Tue) 14:04:36 16b9d9 No. 22626
>>22621
>>22622
maybe one day we'll roll something good.
Onyxdime 05/19/15 (Tue) 17:04:55 579bef No. 22639
You thrash and wriggle frantically, crying as loud as you can to your squadmates.
“Help…! Over… here!”
Your words are barely audible though, too quiet to carry across the valley.
“SARGE? ARE YOU OUT THERE?” you hear an anxious Palatina call out; the ice lady beginning to lose her cool.
“JEZEBEL?! WHERE ARE YOU?” Alexi screams, her voice cracking.
(Rolling panic tests… both fail.)
The Dark Eldar have you in too tight of a grip though, and soon you feel the venomous lips press against your own.
“Hel-Mmppfff! Mppfff. Mfff…. mmmm….Mmm…”
The fire in your body fighting to escape melts away as the poison seeps into your skin. You open your mouth a little, allowing the Ar’osarith to plunge his tongue inside. Jezebel watches in terror as she sees your resistance fade. With a gentle ‘tuff’ St. Stephen’s Sword falls onto the grassy hill, resting softly on a bed of moss. Your vision begins to grow blurry, your mind foggy, your pussy wetter with every passing second. The Kabalite massaging your breast curls his fingers underneath it, stroking your bosom gently before sliding your belly to your dripping cunt and teasing your clitoris. You begin rocking your hips, trying to get the black-armoured warrior to push his digits inside - to reach that holy g-spot.
*Shlick*
He slides his fingers into you, making your eyes roll back in your head as pleasure crashes over you like waves on a beach, washing away your desires, memories, morals, and hatred. No longer were your molesters your enemy - they were masters and lovers with the skillful touch you desired. A touch only they could provide.
You begin kissing back, wrestling your tongue with Ar’osarith’s and pressing your chest forward so you could feel his powerful armour against your needy mammaries. The cool metal brazed against your skin, making your nipples even harder.
The fingers in your pussy suddenly speed up, ramming relentlessly against your g-spot while a thumb presses in short, light, shocks on your clitoris.
You try to break the kiss.
You need to moan, you need to scream in pleasure!
Ar’osarith won’t let you, he pulls his face tighter into yours.
Your orgasmic squeals echo into his mouth.
Waves of deep heat begin emanating from your crotch, surging up through your belly, before exploding down your arms to your fingertips like a bolt of lightning.
“Ummmf! Mmmmmmfmff MMmmmmmfffffpppppppffffffffffff!” you scream, thrashing about as the toxins flowing through your bloodstream heighten the orgasmic sensations.
As the final waves of the climax recede like the tide you grow sleepy, your eyes gently closing while you hear the Dark Eldar whisper,
“Let us hurry, before the rest of their group returns.”
“Should we take the tied-up one too? They took Duhrvall and my pet. I want them to pay equally.”
“Leave her. This ‘Sarge’ is worth more to them than Duhrvall and your pet were worth to us combined. We need to get her back and tied up before the poison wears off and she regains her senses,” Ar’osarith chimed.
You feel yourself being carried away in some unknown direction, the screams of your panicked squad growing more and more distant.
“Very well, the Archon will be pleased with his new playtoy… I dare say I may be in line for a promotion. At the very least a new pet.”
“Indeed, it’s a shame we couldn’t get the Archon what he really wanted though.”
“True, but how are we ever going to find…”
Darkness overtakes you as you drift off, wetness trickling down your slit, dreaming of a romantic encounter with some strange, unknown, Emperor.
http://strawpoll.me/4400344
You
-Sword of St. Stephen (Relic power sword) (On ground)
-Bolt pistol (on ground)
-Frag Grenades (2 remaining) (on ground)
-Rosarius (On ground, but it still protects you, giving you up to 120% orgasm before you climax)
Horniness: 280%
Orgasm: 123%
[Restrained!]
[Can’t scream!]
Jezebel
-Cloth Armour (1/1)
Orgasm: 0%
[Hands tied!]
[Accidently gagged herself!]
[Ankles bound!]
(EDIT: Just remember that your equipment was all dropped on the ground. It will NOT be lost with your Sergeant.)
Post last edited at 05/19/15 (Tue) 17:29:40
AlphaWanker 05/19/15 (Tue) 17:45:23 9888e3 No. 22640
AlphaWanker 05/19/15 (Tue) 17:53:18 9888e3 No. 22641
>>22639
You had said that it's possible to get squad members back right? So a rescue operation could happen?
Onyxdime 05/19/15 (Tue) 18:00:44 579bef No. 22642
>>22640
Re-reading what I've written it, this thing came across just as sad as it did erotic. :(
>>22641
Yes! Rescue operations are indeed possible. You'll need to find out where the captured squadmate is though.
Post last edited at 05/19/15 (Tue) 18:01:55
AlphaWanker 05/19/15 (Tue) 18:05:51 9888e3 No. 22645
>>22642
I feel like we planned that attack pretty well. Everything went to shit when we rolled like 10 epic and phenomenal fails.
Onyxdime 05/19/15 (Tue) 18:09:05 579bef No. 22646
>>22645
You did.
Honestly, there wasn't much more I could have done except have the squad suddenly pick the right hill to search in the middle of the night and stumble upon you.
But that didn't feel right giving the sheer number of colossal fails that happened starting halfway through your mission.
Even the best laid plans go to shit sometimes.
AlphaWanker 05/19/15 (Tue) 18:37:33 9888e3 No. 22648
>>22646
For sure. I don't expect you to bend over backwards after shit goes wrong. It just gets me when thing go wrong because of luck rather than poor planning. Here's hoping Palatina can keep this squad together and maybe even get the sarge back.
AlphaWanker 05/19/15 (Tue) 18:40:49 898418 No. 22650
>>22648
agreed it sucks that we had something really good going but we lost it all because of luck. but that's RNG for ya sadly
AlphaWanker 05/19/15 (Tue) 19:45:37 e39d1e No. 22667
Poor Sarge, lost in Commoragh.
AlphaWanker 05/19/15 (Tue) 20:00:36 e39d1e No. 22674
>>22639
If we've selected to play as Palatina, will our actions be more skewed towards non-heresy?
Onyxdime 05/19/15 (Tue) 20:05:36 579bef No. 22678
>>22674
Nope! It is presumed that an event as radical as losing their squad leader could change someone's views on things.
You could take over Alexi and she might act more cautiously in future, worried about another person getting kidnapped.
Palatina could take over and she might act more heretical in order to strengthen ties with her new squad.
Basically, you can act any way you want. People and personalities aren't static entities, and there are plenty of factors that could lead to a personality changing now that they have power.
AlphaWanker 05/19/15 (Tue) 20:12:49 e39d1e No. 22680
>>22678
Hmm, Alexi could be the Hot Rod to our Autobots then?
AlphaWanker 05/19/15 (Tue) 20:16:38 9888e3 No. 22681
>>22678
I like the way the dynamic is now. The player character and serana are the more level headed ones who drive the plot forward with Alexi and Jezebel being the turbo sluts who make the smut happen. My favourite parts are the sluts trying to temp the reasonable ones into heretical behaviour. Like some juicy shrike training.
AlphaWanker 05/19/15 (Tue) 20:18:20 5752da No. 22683
The story takes a new turn is all. We killed the orks and gargoyles like it was nothing. The dice turned ugly is all. We still have 3 party members.
My only regret is that Alexi is losing the vote to be the new leader.
AlphaWanker 05/19/15 (Tue) 20:37:22 e39d1e No. 22688
Onyxdime 05/19/15 (Tue) 20:48:47 579bef No. 22689
Did the story doc get posted somewhere?
About 6-7 people just joined the document over a 10 minute period.
Onyxdime 05/19/15 (Tue) 22:17:36 579bef No. 22696
Palatina wins with well over 50% of the vote. She will be your new squad leader!
I don't have time to write more tonight, but I'll continue tomorrow. :)
Onyxdime 05/20/15 (Wed) 01:37:46 579bef No. 22704
White Shade = Tyranid controlled areas.
Yellow Shade = Orc controlled areas.
This information is very rough and areas of control will not be accurate unless you actively investigate or do recon.
AlphaWanker 05/20/15 (Wed) 01:42:27 fcee1c No. 22705
Rolled 24 (1d100)
>>22704
Are the rapenids also using the orks to create more rapenids? Is there the possibility of distinct rapenid/orc hybrids coming along soon?
AlphaWanker 05/20/15 (Wed) 02:13:31 bdd97f No. 22706
>>22705
i doubt it since,
1 orks are all male
and
2 orks are plants
AlphaWanker 05/20/15 (Wed) 02:17:53 6a71da No. 22707
>>22705
Figure its a competition to get the humies
AlphaWanker 05/20/15 (Wed) 02:32:53 fb9b2d No. 22708
>>22704
I'd like us to have the option of calling favors for the Astra Militarum and anyone else that owes us something to try and locate the sarge.
We can contact the inquisition and see if giving them the terminator suit is enough for a favor of finding her, hell, that might even be enough for them to deploy some troops during the rescue.
AlphaWanker 05/20/15 (Wed) 02:48:48 e39d1e No. 22709
>>22708
>giving them the terminator suit
LET'S NOT GET CRAZY
AlphaWanker 05/20/15 (Wed) 14:05:13 16b9d9 No. 22723
>>22639
You have it written here that the sarge orgasmed at 123% but doesn't the rosarius raise orgasm threshold to 125%?
Onyxdime 05/20/15 (Wed) 15:29:05 d8e615 No. 22730
>>22723
Derp. Thanks for letting me know.
Made another mistake too:
I accidentally thought Rosarius raised orgasm to 120% and had written that.
The mistakes have since been corrected on the Google Book doc.
AlphaWanker 05/20/15 (Wed) 16:42:50 e39d1e No. 22733
>>22730
Sarge get one last 1d100 before being dragged through the webway?
Onyxdime 05/20/15 (Wed) 18:14:44 d8e615 No. 22735
>>22708
Sure; that's a possibility if you want to proceed with it.
You'll need to balance your commitment to working with the Imperium and searching for your Sarge though.
>>22705
That would be telling. I can confirm that they do fight each other though. The Rapeanids do it to gain ground; the Orcs do it for fun.
AlphaWanker 05/20/15 (Wed) 18:20:54 9888e3 No. 22736
>>22735
I for one would like us to do whatever we can to get the sarge back. I feel like we failed her with our terrible rolling. She didn't deserve this fate.
AlphaWanker 05/20/15 (Wed) 18:25:26 e39d1e No. 22737
>>22736
Sarge wouldn't want us to give away the Artificer Armor.
AlphaWanker 05/20/15 (Wed) 18:37:02 ef513b No. 22738
I suggest we use some of our support to get the sarge back asap
AlphaWanker 05/20/15 (Wed) 18:59:35 3a34e8 No. 22739
>>22738
Ye, couldnt we have the squad use it to try to scour the area for her before she's out of reach?
AlphaWanker 05/20/15 (Wed) 22:19:12 2152b0 No. 22753
This is a storyline where we loss people. Sarge ate it. Perhaps it would have gone better if we pulled a grebade or kick the elf's balls but we didn't.
Sarge is gone for now. We can't drop everything to find her. She likely a dark elf cum slut with shit stats now. Save the world 1st, save Sarge 2nd
AlphaWanker 05/20/15 (Wed) 22:22:48 6cca85 No. 22754
It would have been fine if we reasoned with him. Even if it didn't work it would have definitely bought more time instead of screaming out like idiots.
AlphaWanker 05/20/15 (Wed) 23:11:54 e39d1e No. 22763
>>22754
>reasoning with a Dark Eldar
I'd sooner cut out my own tongue!
AlphaWanker 05/20/15 (Wed) 23:19:37 16b9d9 No. 22764
>>22753
Marine Malevolent please leave
AlphaWanker 05/21/15 (Thu) 01:33:30 e39d1e No. 22781
Am I sad she's captured out there and we're back here
And that she's the Sergeant and that we're tied up out here
And that we're with her and I just remembered we're back here
What I wanna know is, "Where's the Sergeant?"
Onyxdime !!aABctcJjD2 05/21/15 (Thu) 04:36:09 d8e615 No. 22805
The unexpected feels train continues in a new thread for Book 2 of 40k Lovehammer: Sisterfall.
Thread here: https://8ch.net/storytiem/res/22798.html .
AlphaWanker 05/22/15 (Fri) 21:18:10 840076 No. 22970
AlphaWanker 05/22/15 (Fri) 21:51:35 840076 No. 22973
>>22646
"No battle plan survives contact with the enemy."-Sun Tzu