Lovehammer 40K: Sisterfall (Book 2) Onyxdime 05/21/15 (Thu) 02:44:57 18f705 No. 22798 [Last 50 Posts]
A rainstorm erupts over the mournful moors as you scramble to the top of the tallest hill you can find. Your feet slip upon and sink into the ridges as the downpour churns with the soil, forming large pools of muddy sludge. Stretching out a hand you cling onto a small piece of bracken and pull yourself atop the hill.
“SARGE?! SARGE!” you cry out in a panic now, lowering your heavy bolter and spinning around.
*CRACKLE*
The night drags on and the storm grows stronger as a bolt of lightning crashed down on the horizon. For a split second you see the scrambling shadows of Alexi and Serena desperately searching.
You raise a hand to your face to wipe the sweat from your brow. You’d fought with the Sarge for years. This shouldn’t - couldn’t - be happening.
*BOOM*
Another snap of lightning strikes the ground, casting a brief flash of light across the land. Just before it faded though, you saw it - shining, reflective, and glorious beyond compare.
“St. Stephen’s Sword…” you gasp, “OVER HERE! FOLLOW ME!” you bellow to your squadmates, charging towards the sword.
Your boots squelch and stick in the thick mud, each step growing heavier than the last.
“Please be there, please be there…” you repeat as you exhale.
*Clink*
Something hit your boot. As you looked down you noticed a large metal object was being carried down the hillside by the torrential rainfall. You reach out to grab it, but it had already flown out of your reach.
“Got it!” you hear Alexi cry, the high-pitched excitement gone from her voice; “It’s… a bolt pistol.”
“Oh no…” Serena gasps, having just arrived in time.
You walk up to St. Stephen’s Sword, grabbing it before it can be washed away too. Suddenly you see a filthy figure, her clothes and skin caked in wet mud. Only two streaks of her pale white skin are visible down her face.
“Mppfff… fmmmfpf!”
You rush over and ungag Jezebel, untying her hands as quickly as you can.
“Th-they t-took her! They FUCKING TOOK HER!” she begins screaming in a panic.
“Where!? Which direction?!”
“I- I- don’t know…”
“How long ago?”
“F-five, six minutes maybe?”
“I can’t see any tracks Palatina, the blasted rain’s washed any that existed away!” Selena returns.
“W-whose in charge now?” Alexi asks.
There is a short period of silence as glances are exchanged between the four comrades.
“I’m the goddamn Sargent now until we get her back. If you’ve got a problem with my decision you can take it up with me when we get back,” you state, asserting your dominance.
“What’s your plan then, Pal- I mean, Sarge?” Serena asks.
You toss St. Stephen’s Sword and the Sarge’s old bolt pistol to Serena.
“Where are the Sarge’s grenades?!” you cry with perhaps a little more emotion than you should have.
“Over here!” Alexi yells, picking them up and tossing them your way. You clip them onto your belt.
“Sarge, what’s your-”
“Enough!” you bark, trying to concentrate, “The plan is…”
http://strawpoll.me/4413239
Palatina:
-Flak armour (1/1)
-Heavy Bolter
-Rosarius
Horniness: 0%
Orgasm: 0%
Special rules: Relentless! (Can move and fire heavy weapons with no penalty to accuracy)
AlphaWanker 05/21/15 (Thu) 04:51:34 69ba51 No. 22807
>>22798
>I'm the goddamn Sargent now
…Really? Do we even use goddamn in this day and age?
Onyxdime 05/21/15 (Thu) 05:00:07 9d34f6 No. 22808
>>22807
I looked it up and the choice of 'in universe' swear words were "throne" or "feth."
I rewrote that sentence multiple times and in the final decision between fething sergeant and goddamn sergeant, goddamn worked best.
AlphaWanker 05/21/15 (Thu) 05:02:40 e50b01 No. 22809
Is there a chance to get a complete list of inventory and support?
I know the book has an inventory count in it but i couldnt see a list of supports weve earned
AlphaWanker 05/21/15 (Thu) 05:43:28 3061e5 No. 22811
I think it be good to try and search around now in the rain given the men just left so there is a possibly of at least spotting movement. if not then we can try in the morning tomorrow it be not a good idea to go all in when we have no idea where the men went.
AlphaWanker 05/21/15 (Thu) 06:15:37 69ba51 No. 22812
Can I just say that I really think the Sarge wouldn't want us to give away the Artificer armor? Let's not call in an Inquisitorial favor on this. The Imps should make for some good cover.
AlphaWanker 05/21/15 (Thu) 06:20:15 00b80a No. 22813
You guys know that the dark eldar are searching for someone or something right?
We just have to follow that plot before the dark eldar find whatever that is and leave
But by doing that we may end up neglecting the nids and orks and they may take more ground
Onyxdime !!aABctcJjD2 05/21/15 (Thu) 08:22:46 72081b No. 22815
>>22809
As you correctly mentioned there was the inventory report from Dark Sexscapades. I've copied it below.
Your only support that you've got right now are three favours from the guard, each one promising a Chimera full of guardsmen to help you whenever needed.
INVENTORY REPORT
-A dozen suits of flak armour.
-One set of crimson red artificer armour.
-Spades, hammers, hoes, and some other farm tools I didn’t recognise.
-A week's supply of canned food and drink.
-Cement, sand, and some basic construction tools. We could build a small fortification with these.
-Two lasguns.
-Approximately three power armour suits of scrap metal.
-One searchlight
-One Rhino tank.
-One Tractor.
-I have not counted the weapons we are currently using.
I'm currently finishing off the Fervour Mechanics which will allow you to requisition and call in additional support too, like airstrikes, resources, evacs, new vehicles etc. You'll start with a fair amount of requisition since you've done a couple of missions for the Canonness, as well as winning that challenge against the Ork Nob.
AlphaWanker 05/21/15 (Thu) 11:40:06 3061e5 No. 22818
>>22813
well who knows how long we have to find sarge before she's far too gone for us to save her. also we don't even know what they are looking for and if we follow the plot who knows how long it would take us to get there.
Nonnymoose 05/21/15 (Thu) 13:50:50 06271d No. 22824
Onyx, I'm floored at the amount of depth of this has, keep it up :D
AlphaWanker 05/21/15 (Thu) 15:55:38 458759 No. 22835
>>22824
I came here for porn and instead I got invested in a story.
Onyxdime !!aABctcJjD2 05/21/15 (Thu) 21:50:10 001517 No. 22880
“We’re heading back to base. We won’t find shit in this accursed storm. Everyone, get back to the Rhino.”
Alexi and Serena exchange an unsubtle glance before turning around and heading to the Rhino. The rain has plastered their hair flat down on their heads. Fat drops of water congregate at the ends of their strands of hair before tumbling to the ground and splashing off the muddy puddles. Jezebel drags her feet behind her, evidently distraught at what just happened. She didn’t have the same emotional investment in the Sarge as any of you did - but she was the only one to see them snatch her away.
The black night obscures your view to barely two meters in front of you - just enough to make out the wiggling of Alexi’s naked ass, glistening wet with raindrops. Eventually you reach the Rhino, climbing into the back and waving on Selena to take the driver’s seat.
The two Dark Eldar slaves were still in the back shivering from the cool weather outside, their silvery metal bikinis barely covering their goosebumped flesh. One was a ginger women, probably in her early twenties, with a slim body. The other had very short hair as dark as the night itself, and a slightly bigger build, but was by no means fat.
*CLANG*
The Rhino door seals shut and the engine rumbles to life, quickly flooding the rear compartment with some much-needed warmth.
“I’m the Sister Superior of this squad, my name is Palatina.
There is an awkward silence as the two women look up at you.
“What are your names?” you ask, trying to initiate a conversation.
“Emerald,” replies the dark-haired woman.
“I’m Lana,” the ginger one whispers.
“What happened? How did you get captured?”
“It was months ago…” Emerald begins, “I’d been held on Commoragh for most of the past year. When I finally gave up trying to escape they let me accompany some of the lesser raiders on missions. I was on the forge-moon of Malagus; I was coming home from work and they were waiting in an alley. I don’t know how they got there.”
“And you?”
“I’m from Malagus too. I was captured a fortnight ago… maybe longer. When they brought me to Commoragh I was thrown to the beasts to keep them quiet when they were in heat.”
Your conversation with the two women continues as Selena drives the Rhino back to base. You spend a lot of time explaining to the women who your squad is, what you were doing, and the current situation on Glore IV.
“Hang on, how did you get to this world from Commoragh?” you inquire.
“They have these… structures. Webway gates, I think they call them. Imagine a large portal structure that you can travel through.”
“There’s one on Glore IV?!” Alexi gasps in surprise.
“Yeah, it’s in a cave in these moors somewhere. I can’t tell you where exactly. They dragged us around for days in those hills,” Emerald answers.
You look at Lana, but she merely shakes her head suggesting she doesn’t know where the cave’s exact location is either. A loud sigh escapes your lips, but your thoughts are suddenly interrupted by Jezebel’s hand on your shoulder.
“It’s ok, this is good news. We know the rough location of where they are coming from. We have a slight advantage now. The Sarge is strong, she’ll hold out,” the Sister Repentia smiles, “We’ll get her back yet.”
When you finally arrive home that night you throw down a couple of blankets on the downstairs couches for the slaves to sleep on. Your squad has separated tonight, none of them seem to be too interested in taking any jobs on after that disaster. Morale is at an all-time low now.
There’s also the question about what you should do with the women you’ve liberated…
The Liberated Slaves: http://strawpoll.me/4419564
Just to prove I’m not screwing you guys over I’ve decided to be a bit more open with what rolls will actually do. Let me know if this is something you want to see more of, or if you’d rather keep it a surprise with an element of the unknown.
Can I get a d6 weather test rolled?
1 - Storm grows even worse. Visibility barely a single meter.
2 - Storm continues as it is Visibility about 5 meters.
3 - Storm lightens up and visibility is restored to about 10 meters.
4 - A drizzle of rain. Visibility of 40 meters.
5 - Overcast. Visibility of 100 meters.
6 - Clear skies and sunny weather! Visibility to the horizon!
And a 40+ morale test for your squad.
AlphaWanker 05/21/15 (Thu) 22:01:59 dec4c2 No. 22883
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>22880
Weather roll
AlphaWanker 05/21/15 (Thu) 22:31:42 bfa8b4 No. 22887
I certainly don't mind more openness, but I don't have any particular desire for the options to be more transparent either.
AlphaWanker 05/21/15 (Thu) 22:37:21 e50b01 No. 22889
If we keep the slaves can we use them for the non-combatant jobs?
Onyxdime !!aABctcJjD2 05/21/15 (Thu) 22:40:07 001517 No. 22890
>>22889
Yeah, whatever you want. :)
>>22883
Clear skies ahead!
>>22887
I'll keep that in mind.
Anyone want to roll the 40+ squad morale test?
AlphaWanker 05/21/15 (Thu) 22:41:00 b58bf1 No. 22891
>>22890
I'm almost afraid to
AlphaWanker 05/21/15 (Thu) 22:45:40 b58bf1 No. 22893
AlphaWanker 05/21/15 (Thu) 22:46:29 b58bf1 No. 22894
>>22893
How does one roll?
AlphaWanker 05/21/15 (Thu) 22:48:01 dec4c2 No. 22895
Rolled 26 (1d100)
>>22890
Morale roll
AlphaWanker 05/21/15 (Thu) 22:51:43 b58bf1 No. 22896
AlphaWanker 05/21/15 (Thu) 23:29:49 862c63 No. 22899
>>22880
> Send them to the Canoness for training as future Battle Sisters
Does this imply that once they're combat-ready sisters, they'll be sent back to work with our squad, or that they'll be shipped off elsewhere?
AlphaWanker 05/21/15 (Thu) 23:35:51 69ba51 No. 22900
>>22899
If we asked for them, we'd probably get them.
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/21/15 (Thu) 23:44:56 a75684 No. 22901
>>22899
Nope, but you can always request them back. Or try to make a deal with your Canoness
AlphaWanker 05/22/15 (Fri) 02:16:00 2f7a02 No. 22904
Rolled 25 (1d100)
>>22896
FALL IN
AlphaWanker 05/22/15 (Fri) 02:19:47 00b80a No. 22905
Rolled 37 (1d100)
>>22890
Here we go
AlphaWanker 05/22/15 (Fri) 02:22:57 862c63 No. 22906
>>22895
>>22904
>>22905
At this point, I'm sorta resolved in thinking that we were just never going to pass that morale test.
AlphaWanker 05/22/15 (Fri) 02:25:38 00b80a No. 22907
>>22906
Xcom is Xcom
Prepare for losses
AlphaWanker 05/22/15 (Fri) 02:25:51 9f298a No. 22908
Rolled 10 (1d100)
>>22896
>>22906
Just to show that it is possible and there's no Tzeentch fucking with our rolls to make sure there's rape and stuff.
AlphaWanker 05/22/15 (Fri) 02:27:56 5f0641 No. 22909
>>22908
Confirmed illuminati
AlphaWanker 05/22/15 (Fri) 02:36:24 bfa8b4 No. 22910
Rolled 64 (1d100)
Let me show you boys how it's done
AlphaWanker 05/22/15 (Fri) 02:36:28 2ee68e No. 22911
>>22910
it only took us five tries
AlphaWanker 05/22/15 (Fri) 02:37:13 9f298a No. 22912
Don't exhaust all our good rolls!
AlphaWanker 05/22/15 (Fri) 02:41:36 5f0641 No. 22913
>>22912
We exhausted all our bad ones anon
AlphaWanker 05/22/15 (Fri) 02:41:09 05f5ab No. 22914
>>22912
Welllll we exhausted bad rolls right??
AlphaWanker 05/22/15 (Fri) 02:48:26 862c63 No. 22915
>>22913
>>22914
Who knows? That 64 may be the best roll we'll ever get again
AlphaWanker 05/22/15 (Fri) 03:52:13 bfa8b4 No. 22916
>>22915
>>22912
No worries, gentlemen, my luck and I will stick around.
AlphaWanker 05/22/15 (Fri) 05:14:20 69ba51 No. 22918
Rolled 60 (1d100)
>>22910
I can do it too!
Onyxdime !!aABctcJjD2 05/22/15 (Fri) 05:19:41 001517 No. 22919
You head to the bunkroom after everyone else that night, truding upstairs exhausted from the lack of good night’s sleep. The sound of the storm thrashing against the office block reverberates throughout the building.
*Creak*
You stumble into the pitch-black room, trying to make it to your bed without turning on the small gas lantern.
(Rolling morale test… fail!)
“You can turn it on. I’m not asleep,” comes the sweet voice of Serena.
Reaching over, you twist the small knob, casting a dim glow of light across the… almost empty bedroom?
“Where is everyone?” you ask Serena who has crashed out on an old mattress, her boltgun lying beside her.
“Jezebel said she needed to clear her head, I think she went for a walk perhaps.”
“And-”
“Alexi is alright, she needed some time too. She’s gone up to the roof.”
“But, it’s raining.”
Serena shrugs, not opening her eyes for a second.
“How are you holding up?”
“I have faith in you we’ll find her.”
“Thank you.”
“Since you’re not secretary anymore I’ve updated the datapad with missions. Obviously we may want to prioritise searching for the Sarge first”
You begin walking over to the small metal cabinet at the side of the room with the datapad on it.
“Just check them in the morning, you need your rest Pal.”
You sigh heavily, “You’re right.”
“You can probably take Sarge’s quarters now. You are the Sarge after all.”
The reality suddenly hits you. As a Sister Superior it isn’t traditional or acceptable to sleep with your squadmates any longer. While you ponder where to sleep the rumble of the rain and thunder grows quieter by the second, dramatically lifting.
(Weather test! Clear skies and sunny weather tomorrow!)
http://strawpoll.me/4421579
Onyxdime !!aABctcJjD2 05/22/15 (Fri) 05:48:32 001517 No. 22920
Fervour is now in the game!
You currently have 45! You can see what you can spend it on, and the rules for gaining more here. There will be more things you can call in future, so the current list is quite small.
During battle you will sometimes have the option to "Call in fervour" on the strawpoll. If this option wins you guys will have time to list what fervours you want to use. A second strawpoll will then allow you to vote for what one to call in.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1OZkS-1Dm76vnq-yle3Kbxm-MoKfqkHlZhGSwlIwYRko/
Onyxdime !!aABctcJjD2 05/22/15 (Fri) 05:49:19 001517 No. 22921
>>22824
>>22835
Thanks!
Glad you're enjoying it!
I didn't intend things to get this heavy, but by the time I wrote the Sarge's defeat scene it came across as more sad than erotic for some reason. It won't last forever, things will pick up soon. :)
AlphaWanker 05/22/15 (Fri) 11:57:19 69ba51 No. 22926
>>22921
Next time Dark Eldar are involved, can there be some forced rimjobs?
Onyxdime !xinJr5Uvtk 05/22/15 (Fri) 12:13:05 17973c No. 22928
>>22926
Sure
Forced to give or receive?
AlphaWanker 05/22/15 (Fri) 12:18:37 69ba51 No. 22929
>>22928
Giving, but receiving works too!
AlphaWanker 05/22/15 (Fri) 12:20:14 69ba51 No. 22930
>>22928
>>22929
Though, Dark Eldar seem like they would be some of the only threats besides Heretics that would force sisters to give them some star licking.
AlphaWanker 05/22/15 (Fri) 12:47:47 1591f3 No. 22932
>>22921
I'm personally still hoping for a gallery scene of sarge's training.
AlphaWanker 05/22/15 (Fri) 13:22:36 9f42c0 No. 22933
Reading your fevor worksheet and I kinda found an error.
Sister don't get Razorbacks.
They get Immolators. Very similar but different weapons load outs.
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/22/15 (Fri) 18:20:03 6f0513 No. 22941
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/22/15 (Fri) 18:31:00 6f0513 No. 22942
Ok! I think this is one of the closest polls we've had to date.
Alexi gets 8 votes.
Jezebel gets 7.
Selena gets 6
and taking the Sarge's room gets 4.
Can I get a 60+ spaghetti test? (Other sisters would have an easier job, but socializing and comforting isn't exactly what Palatina does best.)
AlphaWanker 05/22/15 (Fri) 18:33:38 9f298a No. 22943
Rolled 15 (1d100)
>>22942
Spaghetti.
This is gonna turn out shit, I'm sorry anons.
AlphaWanker 05/22/15 (Fri) 18:34:49 fc3b28 No. 22944
AlphaWanker 05/22/15 (Fri) 18:37:01 fc3b28 No. 22945
>>22943
honestly this isn't very surprising
AlphaWanker 05/22/15 (Fri) 18:38:50 3061e5 No. 22946
>>22944
should've just picked alexi at this rate
AlphaWanker 05/22/15 (Fri) 18:41:47 fc3b28 No. 22947
>>22946
Palatina is my favourite. I'd rather she be the leader and let Alexi be in charge of turbo slutting
AlphaWanker 05/22/15 (Fri) 18:47:16 3061e5 No. 22948
AlphaWanker 05/22/15 (Fri) 18:47:49 66c716 No. 22949
>>22947
Turbo Sluts are best sluts.
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/22/15 (Fri) 18:49:00 6f0513 No. 22950
You can still save this! Let's get an 80+ test.
Don't worry, regular fails won't make things any worse. You just need to worry about another epic fail. And heck, the chance of that happening is small…
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/22/15 (Fri) 18:49:14 6f0513 No. 22951
AlphaWanker 05/22/15 (Fri) 18:49:31 dec4c2 No. 22952
Rolled 44 (1d100)
>>22950
Spaghetti roll
AlphaWanker 05/22/15 (Fri) 18:49:34 1683ae No. 22953
Rolled 91 (1d100)
>>22951
please, dear Emperor, let this spaghetti test work
AlphaWanker 05/22/15 (Fri) 18:51:29 1683ae No. 22954
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/22/15 (Fri) 18:51:05 6f0513 No. 22955
>>22952
>>22953
You should have prayed to the God-Emperor like the faithful guy below you!
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/22/15 (Fri) 19:03:36 6f0513 No. 22956
As the clouds continue to recede you clamber upstairs, eventually finding the steel ladder leading to the roof. The metal flap has been left slightly open, allowing some of the rainwater to trickle inside.
*Creak*
The ladder groans as you climb up to find Alexi standing at the edge of the roof, looking drearily into the horizon and orange hue of the rising sun.
“Hey, I came up to check on you. You alright?” you ask, trying to make your voice sound as compassionate as you possibly can.
“Yea-” she begins, before cutting herself off, turning around with tears in her eyes, “I miss Sarge.”
You open your arms and pull her close. She has put on some spare flak armour lying around now. As you hold her you try your best to comfort her, desperate to think of something soothing to say.
(Rolling spaghetti test… Epic fail!)
Before you get a chance to speak she suddenly pulls away and leans in to kiss you. You turn your head aside at the last second in shock.
“I- Sorry!” she gasps, suddenly realising she crossed some boundary that even she knows she shouldn’t have.
As she begins trembling again your desire to comfort her rises again. You quickly try to think up something funny and witty to cheer her up.
“I bet Sarge is happy right now. You know, YOU should be JEALOUS of her! Think of all the great… sex… and uh… kinky stuff she’s doing right now! I bet she’s having a blast.”
Your fake smile hurts to hold, the realisation of just how dumb what you just said was sinking in. The colour was draining from Alexi’s face and her mouth slowly dropped open.
“What the fuck?” she wordlessly mouths, shocked by how insensitive, inane, and detached from reality your social skills were.
(Rolling 80+ spaghetti test… 44! Fail)
“Yeah, I- I’m gonna go now,” you quickly reply, abandoning the awkward situation before it got worse.
(Relations with Alexi have decreased, squad morale has not improved.)
By the time you are finally back downstairs it seems Jezebel has returned from her walk.
You may as well take a look at the dataslate now and see what missions are available. Interestingly there are only two today.
The first one to appear is a request from another group of Sisters and Guardsmen who are putting out a call for assistance in purging an Ork splinter horde. They estimate there to be just over one hundred of them with plenty of them led by a Weirdboy who goes by the name of ‘Mindfucka!’ The horde is mostly composed of Boyz and Gretchin with a couple of Nob bodyguards for ‘Mindfucka’ himself.
The second mission is from Inquisitor Umbrix, requesting you meet him at the usual beachhead. This time however it has been marked with red letters, ‘URGENT.’
Alternatively you could take the day off and let your Sisters relax. Perhaps spend the day at home resting and socialising to restore morale.
Or, you could head into the hills and begin searching for the Webway portal.
(Normally you would be able to split your squad across multiple missions. But when morale is very low your squad won’t have the energy or desire to do it, preferring to stick together or stay at home base.)
http://strawpoll.me/4425476
AlphaWanker 05/22/15 (Fri) 19:15:50 e50b01 No. 22957
>>22956
No searching for sarge option?
AlphaWanker 05/22/15 (Fri) 19:16:58 1683ae No. 22958
>>22957
There is, finding the webway gate is the closest we can get to finding her
AlphaWanker 05/22/15 (Fri) 19:51:55 c46a0d No. 22959
Wow that was pretty bad. We should try to find Sarge but given low morale it be bad but the longer we wait the more time sarge is alone and who knows what's happening to her.
AlphaWanker 05/22/15 (Fri) 20:00:41 c46a0d No. 22960
How long would a mission take us? The whole day?
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/22/15 (Fri) 20:18:52 6f0513 No. 22961
>>22960
The way it works is one mission from morning until evening, which factors in preparation, travel times etc.
Then in the evening you can assign people various tasks.
I should note that the only one to get any sleep has been Selena. Everyone else is at -10% to their rolls.
AlphaWanker 05/22/15 (Fri) 20:29:42 e40d31 No. 22962
Then we should vote to maybe meet the urgent mission now and save our strength to search for sarge
AlphaWanker 05/22/15 (Fri) 20:30:53 dbd1b8 No. 22963
AlphaWanker 05/22/15 (Fri) 20:33:22 dbd1b8 No. 22964
>>22962
And if we help the inquisitor maybe he'll help us
AlphaWanker 05/22/15 (Fri) 20:40:30 e40d31 No. 22965
Maybe tell him about our situation and he may support or something
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/22/15 (Fri) 20:52:43 6f0513 No. 22966
Looks like we have a tie. I'm gonna do some more work and check back in 30 minutes or so.
AlphaWanker 05/22/15 (Fri) 20:59:22 e40d31 No. 22967
Come on guys lets do the urgent mission we can gain more morale get more people sleep and search for our sarge soon
AlphaWanker 05/22/15 (Fri) 21:04:03 fc3b28 No. 22968
>>22967
I agree. If we can get Umbrix to help us with the search then I think we have a much better chance of getting the sarge back
AlphaWanker 05/22/15 (Fri) 21:12:05 9f298a No. 22969
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/22/15 (Fri) 22:03:35 6f0513 No. 22976
Inquisitor Umbrix's mission wins!
While I'm writing up the next part I'll let you discuss who you want to take and your squad loadout. (A new shipment of power armour just arrived from your Cannoness, each squad member has been equipped with it except for Jezebel who cannot wear anything except cloth while she is in the Repentia.)
Unless there are any objections the current loadout is:
You (Power Armour, Heavy bolter and 2 frag grenades)
Jezebel (Cloth Armour, Chainsword)
Alexi (Power Armour, Hand flamer and chainsword)
Serena (Power Armour, 1 frag grenade, Boltgun)
You currently have the following weapons in your armoury that you can equip instead:
-St. Stephen's Sword
-Bolt Pistol
-Two Lasguns
-Crimson Red Artificer Armour.
You also have two Dark Eldar ex-slaves. Emerald and Lana. They have no combat training, but you can add them to your squad if you want by replacing one of your other squad members.
If you want to make any changes just post a comment in the next 20 minutes and I'll put up a strawpoll.
AlphaWanker 05/22/15 (Fri) 22:10:04 9f42c0 No. 22978
>>22976
If Serna can work the heavy bolter AND Patatina hand a sword I say they switch it up
AlphaWanker 05/22/15 (Fri) 22:12:36 fc3b28 No. 22979
>>22978
Palatina has relentless, meaning she can move and fire the heavy bolter without penalty. Keeping the heavy bolter with her is probably a better idea.
AlphaWanker 05/22/15 (Fri) 22:13:59 fc3b28 No. 22980
>>22976
we should probably let Alexi or Jezebel use the power sword
AlphaWanker 05/22/15 (Fri) 22:17:57 9f42c0 No. 22981
So Jezbel doesn't have an evirator? I think we should keep the power sword with someone that was power armor
AlphaWanker 05/22/15 (Fri) 22:19:05 9f42c0 No. 22982
Alexi should get the sword
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/22/15 (Fri) 22:22:43 6f0513 No. 22983
>>22981
Nope! Most Repentia Sisters use eviscerators but Jezebel is using a chainsword instead for some reason.
If you ever sit down and socialise with your squad you'll find out more information about their background and why things like this are.
Strawpoll is up! Select your squad:
http://strawpoll.me/4427386
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/22/15 (Fri) 22:37:56 6f0513 No. 22984
Alexi gets the sword!
Next part coming up!
Chese 05/22/15 (Fri) 22:41:02 a4284f No. 22986
>>22984
Onyx, I would love nothing more than for you to make a long and well written gallery story of what happened/will happen to Sarge before we can rescue her. <3
AlphaWanker 05/22/15 (Fri) 22:49:09 6a0fda No. 22987
>>22986
Dude. Sadness!
Also, YES!
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/22/15 (Fri) 22:52:58 6f0513 No. 22988
You decide to take on the Inquisitor’s mission; but just as you prepare to leave you are suddenly greeted by another Rhino. Two Sisters of Battle hop out and hand over four suits of Power Armour.
“Regards from the Cannoness, sorry we can’t stay to chat, busy schedule!” they quickly affirm, before rushing back into their vehicle to make more deliveries.
Umbrix was sitting on the beach this time, his back resting against a sand dune with the power maul at his side. It was surprisingly calm and soothing today. The pinkish sea of Glore IV rushed up over the golden sand; leaving the small grains glistening like rubies for just a few seconds before a second wave would rejuvenate their glow.
“Good morning, ladies. We’ve got a lot of-”
His speech slows down as he tries to direct his greeting towards the sergeant.
“Where’s your superior?”
“Morning. She was taken by the Dark Eldar.”
“Bullshit.”
“It’s true,” Serena perks up.
“On Glore?!” he exclaims in surprise, “What in the Emperor’s name are they doing here?!”
“Taking slaves during the chaos, it seems. We picked up two women they had captured,” you reply.
“Damn. I’m afraid I can’t help your Sergeant right now, something more important has come up.”
As Umbrix rises to his feet you notice his elegant robe has three deep tears in it - probably from some claw mark.
“With that DNA you helped me collect I was able to pinpoint the rough location of the Genestealer’s Broodlord. I hope you’re ready for combat ladies, because this won’t be an easy fight. It will probably have some Genestealers protecting it too. If we travel West-South-West from here we should arrive at a small thicket; much smaller than last time. The thicket itself is very dense; left untouched by local farmers because they-”
“HURRR DURRRR!”
You jump up at the sudden interruption, raising your heavy bolter at a Glovian Cow. The two legged creature was hobbling around on the sand dune and falling over; but it had suddenly taken an interest in your squad, creeping up behind you and unleashing its characteristic sound.
“God dammit,” the Inquisitor whispers to himself, “Let’s take this to the Rhino. These blasted cows never shut the fuc-”
“HURRR DUURRRRRR!”
Almost no animals were capable of smiling; the Glovian Cow was an unfortunate exception. A huge goofy grin was plastered across its face as it hobbled and tumbled like an oversized chicken. A quick glance revealed it was a male of the species; meaning none of that valuable Glovian milk could be harvested either.
As you clambered into the Rhino the Inquisitor continued his speech, “The farmers left it alone. From the refugees I interviewed, apparently there is an ancient temple or shrine inside that they claim is cursed. We are not there for that temple and under no circumstances are you to approach that temple unless our mission directive of killing the Broodlord intertwines with that. Am I clear?””
“Crystal,” you remark as Serena revs the engine to life and you head out.
When you finally arrive at the thicket the Inquisitor makes you drive around it. It’s almost circular and probably about 250 meters in diameter.
“Alright ladies, last time you almost fucked up. BUT, I’m feeling generous and I’m going to let you make the call on how to handle this one. Oh, by the way ladies, that power armour I’m sending is on the way. There was a… fool at the Administratum who didn’t want to serve my request. Needless to say, there is one less incompetent bureaucrat now.”
http://strawpoll.me/4427548
You
-Power Armour (4/4)
-Heavy Bolter
-Frag Grenades (2 remaining)
Horniness: 0%
Orgasm: 0%
Squad:
Alexi
-Power Armor (4/4)
-Hand Flamer
-St. Stephen’s Sword
0% orgasm
Serena
-Power Armor (4/4)
-Bolt Gun
-Frag Grenades (1 remaining)
0% orgasm
Jezebel
-Cloth Armour (1/1)
-Chainsword
0% orgasm
Inquisitor Umbrix
-Carapace Armour (2/2)
-Power Maul
-Hot-shot laspistol
-Frag Grenades (2 remaining)
-Krak Grenades (1 remaining)
0% orgasm
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/22/15 (Fri) 22:53:54 6f0513 No. 22989
>>22986
>>22986
Sure, it can be done. :)
I'm gonna get on the other backlog of gallery stories I have to write first.
It'll probably happen once I get this blasted dissertation finished.
AlphaWanker 05/23/15 (Sat) 01:37:10 d16b9b No. 22996
Man, Alexi and Palatina are never going to be wingwomen.
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/23/15 (Sat) 05:07:11 72c899 No. 23008
Enter the forest on foot wins!
Can I get a 55+ awareness test? (Don't worry about the -10 penalty. The awareness test is always taken from the best possible member of your team, which is the Inquisitor in this case.)
I'll also need a 45+ stealth test. (With the -10 penalty as all of your team has to physically move - even the ones who haven't slept properly in close to 36 hours now.
AlphaWanker 05/23/15 (Sat) 05:13:15 2ee68e No. 23009
Rolled 41 (1d100)
>>23008
awareness test, lets hope Umbrix has good eyes
AlphaWanker 05/23/15 (Sat) 05:14:24 3061e5 No. 23010
Rolled 35 (1d100)
stealth test
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/23/15 (Sat) 05:14:51 72c899 No. 23011
>>23009
Don't worry, it's not a catastrophic fail. This test was more of a 'bonus' rather than a win/fail.
>>23010
This on the other hand, is bad-ish.
AlphaWanker 05/23/15 (Sat) 05:16:32 2ee68e No. 23012
>>23011
I feel like someone is tampering with our rolls
AlphaWanker 05/23/15 (Sat) 05:19:24 3061e5 No. 23013
man at this rate i wouldn't blame you.
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/23/15 (Sat) 05:23:16 72c899 No. 23014
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*TRIGGER WARNING FOR RIGGED DICE*
“Anyone else got a feeling of deja vu?” the Inquisitor mutters under his breath as your squad creeps into the dense thicket.
Each of you were standing back to back, determined to not let yourselves get split up like last time. Bushes and bracken braze against the legs of your new power armour, while all manner of little bugs wriggle, crawl, and scurry as their home is invaded by armoured giants.
“Ew… I hate bugs…”
“Quiet, girl,” Umbrix berates her, raising his hot shot laspistol and scanning the small forest with eagle eyes.
(Rolling awareness test… fail.)
“We’re clear, no sign of the temple yet. Prepare to advance another 30 or so meters then we’ll scout again.”
Your squad moves out, following the Inquisitor as birds tweet in the branches overhead, singing their ominous lullabies.
(Rolling stealth test with 10% penalty for tiredness of squad…fail)
*CRACK*
There is a sudden crack as the Inquisitor steps on a thin branch that had dried out in the small patch of intense sunlight that had passed the canopy.
“Graraaggh?”
The sound of grumbling and gurgling erupts like in a cacophony from your right. The Inquisitor turns around pale faced. You were fifty or so meters into the forest now. You could still try and make a break for the exit. Or you could bury yourselves under the thick undergrowth and ambush what approaches.
Or you could try to throw the Rapeanids off-guard by launching a counter-attack before they find you. Go in loud, shooting and throwing grenades wildly to try and terrify them into thinking you’ve seen them first.
http://strawpoll.me/4429380
You
-Power Armour (4/4)
-Heavy Bolter
-Frag Grenades (2 remaining)
Horniness: 0%
Orgasm: 0%
Squad:
Alexi
-Power Armor (4/4)
-Hand Flamer
-St. Stephen’s Sword
0% orgasm
Serena
-Power Armor (4/4)
-Bolt Gun
-Frag Grenades (1 remaining)
0% orgasm
Jezebel
-Cloth Armour (1/1)
-Chainsword
0% orgasm
Inquisitor Umbrix
-Carapace Armour (2/2)
-Power Maul
-Hot-shot laspistol
-Frag Grenades (2 remaining)
-Krak Grenades (1 remaining)
0% orgasm
AlphaWanker 05/23/15 (Sat) 05:28:37 2ee68e No. 23015
>>23014
i'm voting ambus.
with our shit rolls i feel like someone would trip and get left behind (probably Umbrix so he can get ass raped again).
And going in shooting would probably have a grenade bounce off a tree and knock a friendly out cold
AlphaWanker 05/23/15 (Sat) 05:31:29 3061e5 No. 23016
well hopefully we roll better against stealth since we be hiding from whatever we spooked.
AlphaWanker 05/23/15 (Sat) 06:00:39 fc3b28 No. 23017
>>23014
Does calling in one of our 3 guard chimeras cost us fervour?
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/23/15 (Sat) 06:01:45 72c899 No. 23018
>>23017
Nope! They're free!
If you guys want to call in favours or use fervour I'll open it up next turn.
AlphaWanker 05/23/15 (Sat) 06:02:51 fc3b28 No. 23019
>>23018
sweet. Those 3 are normal guardsmen or are they the conscripts?
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/23/15 (Sat) 06:05:41 72c899 No. 23020
>>23019
It's typically a squad full of 9 guardsmen, a sergeant. Possibly a special weapon.
If you get lucky you may even get something better inside.
Think of the average guardsman though as roughly equivalent to 1/4 of a Battle Sister in terms of combat effectiveness.
AlphaWanker 05/23/15 (Sat) 06:07:24 3061e5 No. 23021
>>23017
hm we could use ONE but i would suggest maybe holding off when we starting hunting after Sarge after this mission so we have more assitance
AlphaWanker 05/23/15 (Sat) 06:08:06 fc3b28 No. 23022
>>23020
does the chimera stick around to help out in combat or does it just provide a bus ride?
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/23/15 (Sat) 06:10:58 72c899 No. 23023
>>23022
Aye, it will. Armed with a multi-laser and heavy bolter.
Although there are variants that will have autocannons and heavy flamers sometimes. It's a bit random what you'll get.
If you want to use any fervour too throw up some suggestions and I'll put them in a Strawpoll now.
AlphaWanker 05/23/15 (Sat) 06:15:54 fc3b28 No. 23024
>>23023
I think that one of our free chimeras would be a good idea. I also think we should keep stocking up fervour and hopefully have enough for something big when we look for the sarge.
AlphaWanker 05/23/15 (Sat) 06:28:10 862c63 No. 23025
>>23023
I'm fine either way.
Personally, I think we shouldn't bother calling in support at the moment, but after losing the Sarge I certainly have nothing against being more cautious
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/23/15 (Sat) 06:30:47 72c899 No. 23026
http://strawpoll.me/4429558
I'll also need a 35+ stealth test to successfully set up the ambush. (With the -10 penalty.)
AlphaWanker 05/23/15 (Sat) 06:32:32 862c63 No. 23027
Rolled 42 (1d100)
>>23026
stealth test
AlphaWanker 05/23/15 (Sat) 06:34:00 fc3b28 No. 23028
>>23026
are you making the test 10 point harder or are you subtracting 10 from our rolls?
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/23/15 (Sat) 06:35:35 72c899 No. 23029
>>23028
Subtracting 10 from your rolls.
>>23027
which brings that 42 down to a 32 and a fail.
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/23/15 (Sat) 06:41:01 72c899 No. 23031
I've got work to do today, so I'll be back later tonight for the next part.
AlphaWanker 05/23/15 (Sat) 06:47:27 fc3b28 No. 23032
>>23031
Good luck with your dissertation
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/23/15 (Sat) 06:50:35 72c899 No. 23033
AlphaWanker 05/23/15 (Sat) 06:59:43 d16b9b No. 23034
What happens if there's a party wipe?
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/23/15 (Sat) 10:16:37 72c899 No. 23044
>>23034
If your entire party is made to climax and you lose a battle then something bad will happen to one of your Sisters. This could be a capture and dragged off like your Sergeant; or impregnated etc.
It's very unlikely you'll run out of characters. Well… maybe not the way you guys have been rolling the past few days.
We'll cross that bridge if (when?) we come to it.
AlphaWanker 05/23/15 (Sat) 10:29:37 5f0641 No. 23045
>>23044
Constant bad rolls is why most do best of tres
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/23/15 (Sat) 22:11:56 17973c No. 23054
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“Get under the foliage. We’ll ambush the bastards,” you whisper, clambering down prone beneath the planet’s tall reddish ferns. Your squad quickly follows suit, ducking down as the sound of rustling quickly approaches.
(Rolling stealth… you rolled a pass, but the 10% tiredness penalty made it fail.)
“RAAAAGGHHH!”
“Aaaahhhh!” screams Serena as she is suddenly dragged to her feet by a Genestealer.
“FUCK!” Umbrix bellows, pouncing to his feet and raising his hot-shot pistol, “They’re coming from behind! Genestealers! Fuck knows how many!”
You scramble to your feet as your squad begins returning fire at the blurs darting through the forest. Serena has knocked her attacker in the face with the butt of her bolter, sending it reeling back into a small rock.
In a frantic panic you tune your radio into the Astra Militarum frequency and scream out for backup.
“I need a favour, dammit, tell your commander it’s Palatina! We’re pinned down at the thicket near quadrant X-”
*BLAM BLAM*
Gunshots ring out out as you radio in your position. A few seconds later you get a reply,
“Charlie team are on their way, sit tight. ETA 10 minutes.”
By the time you get yourself back into the fight you’ve lost track of most of what is going on. You can hear the whirr of Jezebel’s chainsword and the purr of Alexi’s hand flamer just behind you. at least you know they’re safe for the meantime.
http://strawpoll.me/4435894
Also, if you guys want to use any fervour feel free to suggest what you want to buy and I'll add a second strawpoll.
Battle Report:
Genestealers: Number unknown.
You
-Power Armour (4/4)
-Heavy Bolter
-Frag Grenades (2 remaining)
Horniness: 0%
Orgasm: 0%
Squad:
Alexi
???
Serena
-Power Armor (4/4)
-Bolt Gun
-Frag Grenades (1 remaining)
0% orgasm
Jezebel
???
Inquisitor Umbrix
-Carapace Armour (2/2)
-Power Maul
-Hot-shot laspistol
-Frag Grenades (2 remaining)
-Krak Grenades (1 remaining)
0% orgasm
Sorry for the short update, I'm off to sleep now. Goodnight folks!
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/24/15 (Sun) 05:21:27 9a0051 No. 23060
>>23054
Ok!
Let's get some rolls!
Palatina and Alexi need to subtract 10 from their dice rolls for being tired. Try using the modifier box to subtract 10 before you roll.
Also, I'm trying out a slightly different combat system. You'll roll multiple dice at once for each person to simulate a gun firing a barrage of bullets at once. Hopefully it will even out your shitty luck a bit without getting into that /tg/ best of three rolls stuff.
25+ flamer test for Alexi. (Remember to put -10 in the modifier box.)
Six 40+ Heavy |Bolter tests for you. (Feel free to roll six d100's at once in your post to save time. Remember to put -10 in the modifier box.)
Two 50+ Boltgun tests for Serena. (Feel free to roll two dice at once in your post.)
And a 55+ Hot Shot pistol test for the Inquisitor.
Jezebel isn't close enough to attack with her chainsword yet.
Depending on how successful your rolls are the Genetealers may not get any attacks back
AlphaWanker 05/24/15 (Sun) 05:29:26 a0f37c No. 23061
Rolled 58 - 10 (1d100)
>>23060
Flamer roll
AlphaWanker 05/24/15 (Sun) 05:38:00 2ee68e No. 23062
Rolled 3, 64, 45, 3, 93, 60 - 10 = 258 (6d100)
>>23060
heavy bolter tests, not quite sure if im rolling correctly since never done multiple dice or modifiers
AlphaWanker 05/24/15 (Sun) 05:40:14 2ee68e No. 23063
Rolled 84 (1d100)
>>23062
i don't like the way multiple dice looks. specially since it thinks I'm rolling for cumulative.
>>23060
Umbrix hot shot pistol roll
AlphaWanker 05/24/15 (Sun) 05:41:53 2ee68e No. 23064
>>23060
oh, and since we can get negative modifiers, will we ever see + modifiers? like a combat drug or talisman like the rosarius that makes our rolls better?
AlphaWanker 05/24/15 (Sun) 05:42:32 fccd8e No. 23065
Why are Palatina and Alexi tired? Their conversation was about two minutes long, tops.
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/24/15 (Sun) 05:47:37 9a0051 No. 23066
>>23061
Flamer pass!
>>23062
Oh, didn't realise multiple rolls would look like that. Ok, let's see.
Taking off each of those becomes
0
54
35
0
83
50
2 epic fails, 1 fail, 3 wins!
>>23063
Umbrix hits!
>>23064
Yip! You will. You can get stuff like Scout Armor, which is weaker, but gives you re-rolls to failed scout tests, and bonuses to your stealth rolls.
>>23065
Neither slept all night. Presume they were up moping about and being sad.
I'm going off to do some work here, I'll try and write the next part on my lunch break after someone rolls Serena.
AlphaWanker 05/24/15 (Sun) 05:51:15 862c63 No. 23067
Rolled 67, 78 - 10 = 135 (2d100)
>>23066
Serena, Boltgun tests
AlphaWanker 05/24/15 (Sun) 05:52:27 fccd8e No. 23068
Serena doesn't seem like she has much notable about her. Does she fantasize about what her squadmates do when she's not around, and keep herself intimately distant so it won't ruin her headcanons?
AlphaWanker 05/24/15 (Sun) 05:53:54 2ee68e No. 23069
>>23067
so that'll be a 57 and a 68, 2 passes, yay
AlphaWanker 05/24/15 (Sun) 06:14:44 3061e5 No. 23070
Rolled 70 (1d100)
roll for inquistor hot shot
AlphaWanker 05/24/15 (Sun) 06:15:26 3061e5 No. 23071
whoops sorry missed someone already rolled for him.
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/24/15 (Sun) 12:32:19 9a0051 No. 23075
Just a clarification: The heavy bolter rolls were originally heavy fails. The -10 penalty brought them down to 0 which would make them phenomenal fails. However, I've decided that phenomenal fails cannot be caused by a modifier. It would simply make them too frequent.
Neither can you get phenomenal wins from a positive modifier. e.g. if you have a +20 modifier and you roll an 84, your 100 will only count as an epic win; not a phenomenal win.
Re-rolls can still get you phenomenal results.
So; moving on you got 3 hits with your heavy bolter, 2 more hits from Serena, 1 hit from the Inquisitor, and a hit from Alexi.
This is more than enough to keep the Genestealers at bay! They won't get a chance to attack you this turn!
AlphaWanker 05/24/15 (Sun) 12:36:35 fccd8e No. 23076
>>23075
What if phenomenally good rolls get negative modifiers and vice versa?
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/24/15 (Sun) 12:39:22 9a0051 No. 23077
In fact… looking at how many you killed off I'm gonna need a 30+ morale check for the genestealers.
>>23076
Good point. You can lose the bonus or the penalty that way.
AlphaWanker 05/24/15 (Sun) 12:41:47 a0f37c No. 23078
Rolled 85 (1d100)
>>23077
Morale roll
AlphaWanker 05/24/15 (Sun) 12:42:16 fccd8e No. 23079
Rolled 94 (1d100)
>>23077
FIGHT 'TIL YOU DROP
AlphaWanker 05/24/15 (Sun) 13:06:00 3061e5 No. 23080
>>23077
Were we looking to roll under that? Because if not we just gave them an epic win. If so man RNG is really against us
AlphaWanker 05/24/15 (Sun) 13:07:58 6de512 No. 23081
>>23080
86 is the minimum for an epic win according to the google docs archive rules
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/24/15 (Sun) 13:10:06 9a0051 No. 23082
>>23080
Don't worry, it was just a pass, not an epic win. Next part coming up!
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/24/15 (Sun) 13:13:11 9a0051 No. 23083
“STAND YOUR GROUND! Reinforcements are on their way, Sisters!”
Serena takes her shots slowly and surely. Her first target is the downed Genestealer on the rock; with a single, well placed shot she blows its head off before turning her attention to the approaching aliens.
*BLAM*
“Naaaagghhhh- HACK!”
Another one’s screech is cut off as her bolter tears through its throat. A split second later Alexi dives in, spurting a thick jet of orange prometheum over the forest landscape.
*Woosssshhh*
Several more Genestealers are set alight, flailing and collapsing to the ground.
“Good job! Give those bastards hell!” Umbrix announces, blasting with his hot-shot laspistol at the Xenos in the forest. The thin red beam slices into the chest of a nearby Genestealer, burning out its monsterous heart.
You open fire with your heavy bolter, unleashing a fully automatic rain of shells which punch through the trunks of trees, decimating everything on the other side. (3 wins, 1 fail, 2 epic fails!) You are pretty sure you tore apart at least three of the encircling Genestealers before you felt your trusty gun begin to chug and stutter.
“Dammit, not now!” you roar, pulling back to take cover behind Serena as you examine the problem.
(Rolling morale test for Genestealers… Pass, almost epic win!)
“They’re not stopping!” Serena suddenly cries in terror as the Genestealers continue advancing, completely unphased at the massive losses they just incurred.
Jezebel quickly steps in front of her, raising her chainsword and preparing for the inevitable melee about to hit your squad. Sensing your problem the Inquisitor stands beside you with his power maul raised and crackling with a blue energy.
“Keep withering down their numbers enough and that bastard Broodlord will show himself!” Umbrix continues.
http://strawpoll.me/4440250
Battle Report:
Genestealers: At least 9 dead. Number unknown.
You
-Power Armour (4/4)
-Heavy Bolter
-Frag Grenades (2 remaining)
Horniness: 0%
Orgasm: 0%
Squad:
Alexi
???
Serena
???
Jezebel
???
Inquisitor Umbrix
-Carapace Armour (2/2)
-Power Maul
-Hot-shot laspistol
-Frag Grenades (2 remaining)
-Krak Grenades (1 remaining)
0% orgasm
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/24/15 (Sun) 13:52:50 9a0051 No. 23085
Ok! I'm gonna close the vote early since throwing grenades has such a big lead over any other option already!
Can I get:
-a d6 rolled for Palatina?
-Two 55+ combat tests for Jezebel. (With the 10% penalty)
-And two 50+ combat tests for the Inquisitor.
I also need a 40+ combat test for the Genestealers as a whole.
(Alexi and Serena aren't getting actions this round.)
AlphaWanker 05/24/15 (Sun) 13:54:26 fccd8e No. 23086
Rolled 3 - 10 (1d6)
>>23085
AlphaWanker 05/24/15 (Sun) 13:54:41 e50b01 No. 23087
Rolled 71 (1d100)
>>23085
rolling for jezebel
AlphaWanker 05/24/15 (Sun) 13:55:08 fccd8e No. 23088
Rolled 66, 67 - 10 = 123 (2d100)
>>23085
Rolling for Jezebel!
AlphaWanker 05/24/15 (Sun) 13:55:42 fccd8e No. 23089
Rolled 91, 32 = 123 (2d100)
Inquisitor!
AlphaWanker 05/24/15 (Sun) 13:56:04 fccd8e No. 23090
Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>23085
Palatina!
AlphaWanker 05/24/15 (Sun) 13:57:23 fccd8e No. 23091
Rolled 45 (1d100)
>>23085
Genestealers!
AlphaWanker 05/24/15 (Sun) 13:59:26 fc3b28 No. 23092
>>23086
>>23090
good thing Onyxdime takes the labelled rolls
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/24/15 (Sun) 14:01:35 9a0051 No. 23093
Honest opinion guys; do you prefer the greater number of rolls, or would you prefer a more streamlined combat system?
I figured more rolls would work well and carry some links to the style of the tabletop game, but obviously if you don't feel it works on here I can change it up.
>>23090
Grenade kills 5!
>>23089
Inquisitor gets an epic win and a fail.
>>23088
>>23087
Jezebel passes both melee tests!
>>23091
Genestealers make it into melee but don't overwhelm you too much.
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/24/15 (Sun) 14:02:10 9a0051 No. 23094
Actually… that was another massacre for the Genestealers. I'm gonna need a 55+ morale test for them this time!
AlphaWanker 05/24/15 (Sun) 14:03:23 fccd8e No. 23095
Rolled 50 (1d100)
>>23094
DON'T EVER STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE TOP
AlphaWanker 05/24/15 (Sun) 14:03:52 fc3b28 No. 23096
>>23093
I like the greater number of rolls. I feel like it gives us more of a chance to fix things if combat goes bad
AlphaWanker 05/24/15 (Sun) 14:06:14 c1dcfc No. 23097
Rolled 27 (1d100)
>>23094
genestealer morale
AlphaWanker 05/24/15 (Sun) 14:07:23 3061e5 No. 23098
>>23093
I think the great number of rolls to use is great for us allowing us to have better chnaces to roll well.
>>23095
>>23097
nice one gang!
AlphaWanker 05/24/15 (Sun) 14:21:28 fccd8e No. 23099
>>23093
If this were /tg/, the number of dice rolls would be problematic, but this ain't /tg/, this is super quick. It's fine.
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/24/15 (Sun) 14:26:19 9a0051 No. 23100
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“Eat lead!” you cry, pulling the pins on two frag grenades and rolling them out in the wake of the oncoming Xenos.
“TAKE COVER!” Alexi yells, pulling Serena to the ground before the blast breaks out. (No friendly fire damage taken by squad!)
*BOOM*
(5 killed!)
The explosion strips the leaves from nearby trees like the seeds from a blade of grass; sending them tumbling to the ground like it was Autumn.
“Good hit, Palatina!” Umbrix bellows, charging forward to meet the oncoming attackers.
Jezebel leaps over the crouched Serena and Alexi, revving her chainsword to life as she fights by the Commissar’s side.
(Umbrix, epic win and fail. Jezebel, two passes!)
*WhirrrRRRRRRKKKRRRUUNNNH*
The sound of chainsword cutting through flesh and bone gurgled in the forest, as blood splattered over the fallen leaves on the floor. She was holding her own against two Genestealers, cutting them limb from limb.
Umbrix, on the other hand, was engaged in a stand off with his target. Unlike the finesse and speed of Jezebel he was a fan of the raw power behind the power maul. The Genestealer struck first, leaping forward, claws unleashed to shred his armour.
As it soared mid-air Umbrix dived to one knee and brought his power maul up with both hands, letting his hot-shot laspistol dangle from the power cord attached to his waist. There was brilliant burst of electric light as the intricate weapon sent the Genestealer surging into the treeline, shattering its rib cage and leaving it dangling on the bare branches.
“Oh yeah! Barnabas is gonna ruin your d- OOFFF!”
He is suddenly tackled to the ground and winded as a Genestealer leaps onto him from behind, tearing at his carapace. As he lies on his chest the alien reaches around and begins fondling his cock, trying to get him erect.
“GET YOUR FILTHY CLAWS OFF THERE!” Umbrix sneers through gnashed teeth.
As the battle rages on your squad begins getting swamped in the sheer number of them. You see Jezebel stripped naked, and Alexi with deep gashes in the joints of her armour as she tries to shield Serena.
(Genestealer morale fail!)
One by one they begin breaking and falling back into the forest though. As they realise the sheer number of losses they have suffered they launch a full scale retreat, scurrying deeper into the forest.
Battle Report:
Genestealers: About 20 dead. Total number unknown.
http://strawpoll.me/4440648
You
-Power Armour (4/4)
-Heavy Bolter (Jammed!)
Horniness: 0%
Orgasm: 0%
Squad:
Alexi
???
Serena
???
Jezebel
???
Inquisitor Umbrix
???
AlphaWanker 05/24/15 (Sun) 14:31:17 3061e5 No. 23101
alright we have a moment we should find out how everyone is doing and get our heavy boltgun unjammed so we're ready to move on. if we have the enemy running in fear they'll have to call on their big shot so we should prepare
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/24/15 (Sun) 14:38:16 9a0051 No. 23102
>>23096
>>23098
>>23099
Great, I'll keep it this way then. Thanks for the feedback.
AlphaWanker 05/24/15 (Sun) 16:51:36 82b9c0 No. 23104
AlphaWanker 05/24/15 (Sun) 16:52:36 fccd8e No. 23105
AlphaWanker 05/24/15 (Sun) 17:20:38 862c63 No. 23106
AlphaWanker 05/24/15 (Sun) 17:22:51 3061e5 No. 23107
>>23104
>>23105
>>23106
yes everyone follow my example! muhahahha!
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 00:31:50 a508bf No. 23124
Hopefully everyone is fine. :/. Check on our squad
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 03:56:54 5f0641 No. 23125
Rolled 883 (1d1024)
Rolling for what he said
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/25/15 (Mon) 04:42:48 9a0051 No. 23127
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“Don’t pursue them! Reload your weapons and check your armour for damage,” you order, lowering to your knees and dismantling your heavy bolter to try and find the source of the jam.
Inquisitor Umbrix staggers to his feet, now stark naked with his carapace lying in shreds. He reluctantly kicks the tattered remains of his fur robes before sighing and strapping the battery pack for the hot-shot laspistol around his waist with a belt. Alexi and Jezebel glance at his sizeable cock before whispering to each other.
“Aw c’mon, don’t tell me you don’t like what you see ladies?” the Inquisitor teases, in far greater a humour than he was on your last mission. Perhaps the relative success of that fight had cheered him up.
Serena was quietly singing to herself as she began refilling her magazine, returning smiles anytime anyone looked at her. She was positively… normal. No eccentries or twisted morality. No peculiar fetishes for Rapeanids like Alexi. And yet, despite how different she was, she remained the loyalest member of the group.
It was clear now. No matter what happened you could rely on Serena to support you.
The forest was filled with the bodies of dead Genestealers now - over two dozen of them. Alexi kicks a few with her boots as she checks her fuel cannister.
“Uh… I’m down to a quarter of a tank now Sarge. After that I’m dryer than you at a strip club.”
“HEY!” you bark at Alexi who breaks down in laughter.
After a few minutes you manage to finally unjam your gun, pulling out a shell that had misaligned itself in the firing mechanism.
Suddenly the sound of rustling in the forest opens up from behind. Your squad spins around, raising their guns as a group of humans trudge into the forest, clad in navy flak armour.
“Charlie Company, Second Division, Third Squad! Sergeant Joanna, at your service, m’am! Our Chimera couldn’t make it into the forest,” a busty sergeant salutes. She has brought along nine men with her, all armed with lasguns, bar one that had a grenade launcher. As you glanced down her body you noticed she was armed with a couple of frag grenades, a laspistol, and a chainsword.
“Welcome, good to see you’ve arrived. We’ve cleared up a bunch of them already, but we suspect there are more inside, supported by a Broodlord.”
As you explain the situation the guardsmen begin filtering out around you, kneeling down or going prone and scanning the forest for signs of Rapeanid activity.
“Ouch. This won’t be an easy fight then.”
“You’re damn right it won’t,” the Inquisitor remarks, his cock swinging as he walks, “These Broodlords are tough as a Shrike, with psychic powers to boot. Keep your wits about you, Sarge.”
The young, brunette Guardswoman is blushing at the Inquisitor’s nakedness while she nods and salutes.
“SARGE! I see something over there!” you hear one of the guardsmen bellow.”
Joanna and you rush over, kneeling down. About seventy meters more into the forest is a grey temple, presumably carved out of a massive rock. It doesn’t look that big, barely five meters by five, but you watch multiple Genestealers flood into it as they continue retreating from your squad.
http://strawpoll.me/4447299
Battle Report:
Genestealers: 24 dead. Total number unknown.
You
-Power Armour (4/4)
-Heavy Bolter
Horniness: 0%
Orgasm: 0%
Squad:
Alexi
-Power Armor (3/4)
-Hand Flamer (Almost out of fuel)
-St. Stephen’s Sword
0% orgasm
Serena
-Power Armor (3/4)
-Bolt Gun
-Frag Grenades (1 remaining)
0% orgasm
Jezebel
-Cloth Armour (1/1)
-Chainsword
0% orgasm
Inquisitor Umbrix
Naked
-Power Maul
-Hot-shot laspistol
-Frag Grenades (2 remaining)
-Krak Grenades (1 remaining)
6% orgasm
C. Company, 2nd Div, Sq. 3.
Sergeant Joanna
-Flak Armour (1/1)
-Frag Grenades (2 remaining)
-Las pistol
-Chainsword
-9 Guardsmen (1 with grenade launcher)
Post last edited at 05/25/15 (Mon) 04:59:44
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/25/15 (Mon) 05:17:26 9a0051 No. 23128
>>23127
Sisters leading the charge with guard fire support wins!
Let's get a 35+ pinning test for your squad as a whole. (This uses the leadership of the most charasmatic member of your current squad, who is the Inquisitor in this case.)
I'll also need eight 80+ lasgun tests. These guns are so weak that the only bonus you can get is 99 or 100 for an epic win. Phenomenal doesn't even exist.
And a 55+ grenade launcher test.
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 05:24:02 4c86e5 No. 23129
Rolled 14, 10, 46, 63, 8, 100, 16, 99 = 356 (8d100)
>>23128
Lazgun!
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 05:27:36 fccd8e No. 23130
Rolled 54 (1d100)
>>23128
Pinning!
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 05:28:24 a0f37c No. 23131
Rolled 12 (1d100)
>>23128
Grenade Launcher roll
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 06:05:43 2ee68e No. 23132
>>23129
fuck, five fails of varying quality, but one win and two epic wins, not sure if that's a good balance or not
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 06:06:38 3061e5 No. 23133
to be fair that was a really hard roll to get so i think we should be happy we got those epic wins and win. given how high the roll was.
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/25/15 (Mon) 06:20:22 9a0051 No. 23134
>>23129
That… was actually an amazing roll for lasguns.
Next part will be coming tomorrow. I have 24 hours left to write a dissertation.
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 06:51:10 fccd8e No. 23135
>>23134
>>23129
Please tell me one of those epic wins was the Guardswoman! Potentially a good recruit.
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/25/15 (Mon) 06:55:12 9a0051 No. 23136
Sorry, she was just bellowing out orders and focusing on keeping her soldiers from running away. :(
It's miserable weather here today, so I'm writing at home instead. This means I'll be able to update with the next part every now and then.
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 06:56:55 fccd8e No. 23137
>>23136
Silly Onyxdime, we rolled great on the weather! It's sunny as fuhk!
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 06:57:47 fccd8e No. 23138
>>23135
Speaking of recruits, did we send those two slave ladies off for AS training?
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/25/15 (Mon) 06:58:52 9a0051 No. 23139
Yip! You did.
I forgot to write it in, but when you return to base tonight you'll find a letter from your Canoness saying she picked them up.
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/25/15 (Mon) 08:52:37 9a0051 No. 23140
“The Inquisitor and my squad shall lead the way; I want you and your soldiers to provide us with covering fire from behind.
“Rodger that. Let’s move!” Joanna replies.
You begin dashing forward, charging the temple where the last of the Genestealers are hiding. When you’re about thirty meters from the entrance you are suddenly hit with an array of visions swarming your mind. You see yourself getting licked to climax by some Rapeanid monstrosity, while Alexi and Jezebel are having a threesome with a large warrior.
(Rolling pinning test… pass!)
“No!” you grunt, trying to snap out of it.
As you come back to your senses you realise whatever is causing the hallucinations is hitting your whole squad. You rush over to Jezebel and pull her hands out from under her cloth armour before she can start fingering herself.
“Pull yourself together! We’re almost there!” you cry, firing off a couple of rounds from your heavy bolter into the air. Then you see it.
The red-skinned Broodlord loomed over the shorter Genestealers at the entrance to the grey-stone temple, a thicker carapace shell protecting its body, and two large claws extending from its chest below its arms. It would make short work of your power armour if you let it get close. To make things worse the Broodlords were renowned psykers, able to cast hallucinations into the minds of their victims.
You had read about these things before at the academy. If what you remembered was correct this thing was gonna shrug off most rounds that didn’t come from your heavy bolter, or the Inquisitor’s hot-shot laspistol.
“OPEN FIRE!” you hear Joanna command her soldiers from the treeline.
A split second later an eruption of las fire crackled from the treeline, peppering the front of the temple with small charred burn marks.
(Rolling 8 lasgun shots… 1 pass, 2 epic win!)
Despite most of the shots failing to do any damage, or wildly missing their target a couple find their mark downing a couple of the Genestealer bodyguards while two strike the Broodlord in the chest, seeming to actually hurt it. Unfortunately the grenade launcher veers off, slamming into the side of the stone temple and tearing a chunk of rock out of it.
Sensing your unstoppable advance the Broodlord howls before fleeing back inside the temple with the final couple of Genestealers. There can’t be any more than about six left.
Pressing forward towards the stone building you suddenly notice a hole in the ground at the center; a makeshift tunnel dug through the dirt floor and deep underground. It’s about 2 meters wide and seems to go down a good distance. The Rapeanids must have dug a tunnel down there.
http://strawpoll.me/4448269
Battle Report:
Genestealers: 26 dead. ~Six left.
Broodlord: 15/17 HP.
You
-Power Armour (4/4)
-Heavy Bolter
Horniness: 0%
Orgasm: 0%
Squad:
Alexi
-Power Armor (3/4)
-Hand Flamer (Almost out of fuel)
-St. Stephen’s Sword
0% orgasm
Serena
???
Jezebel
-Cloth Armour (1/1)
-Chainsword
0% orgasm
Inquisitor Umbrix
Naked
-Power Maul
-Hot-shot laspistol
-Frag Grenades (2 remaining)
-Krak Grenades (1 remaining)
6% orgasm
C. Company, 2nd Div, Sq. 3.
Sergeant Joanna
-Flak Armour (1/1)
-Frag Grenades (2 remaining)
-Las pistol
-Chainsword
-9 Guardsmen (1 with grenade launcher)
Post last edited at 05/25/15 (Mon) 09:12:43
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/25/15 (Mon) 08:58:52 9a0051 No. 23141
Also, does anyone have any ideas for our Battle Sisters paint scheme?
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 09:04:06 fccd8e No. 23142
>>23141
Something with green in it?
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 09:08:38 924839 No. 23143
>>23140
Can we drop a few explosives and not all?
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 09:09:54 fccd8e No. 23144
>>23143
If you want to risk a cave-in, sure!
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/25/15 (Mon) 09:13:15 9a0051 No. 23145
>>23143
There were only 3 votes so far in the strawpoll, so I started a new one with your option added :)
Sorry to the three people who have to vote again, but there's a new option now you can vote for if you want.
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 09:17:43 9f42c0 No. 23146
>>23140
What will Inquisitor Umbrix about the plan to level the temple? Does he need to see the Brood Lord dead with is own eyes or is ok with good enough?
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/25/15 (Mon) 09:19:21 9a0051 No. 23147
He'll be satisfied enough burying it alive.
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 09:19:45 fccd8e No. 23148
Hey, you ever see that Descent movie?
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/25/15 (Mon) 09:21:03 9a0051 No. 23149
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 09:22:22 fccd8e No. 23150
>>23149
Me neither! Too scary for me!
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/25/15 (Mon) 09:25:08 9a0051 No. 23151
>>23150
Haha, fair enough.
I'm not usually a fan of horror movies; but my all time favorite film is [REC]. Simply brilliant.
I'm not gonna say what it's about. When I first watched it I had no idea what was coming. If you can, try and download it without reading anything in the description. It's originally in Spanish, but you can find English dubs or English subs very easily.
(Nobody spoil ANYTHING about that movie. I swear to God if anyone spoils [REC] on here I will hand out a ban that would make the North Koreans look lenient with their prison sentences.)
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 09:25:30 afa3da No. 23152
>>23149
As a movie it was ok. As a idea for a one off story of yours its great!
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/25/15 (Mon) 09:37:19 9a0051 No. 23153
Just a head's up that you might need to refresh your page to see the new poll with the 6th option added!
Here's a copy: http://strawpoll.me/4448269
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 09:44:32 fccd8e No. 23154
>>23141
What's our Order called?
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 09:52:39 fccd8e No. 23155
Hey, what say y'all we offer to restore the guardsmens' morale after this if they go first?
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 09:55:57 fccd8e No. 23156
>>23155
That'd be like a positive modifier to their rolls. Just sayin'.
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/25/15 (Mon) 10:05:41 9a0051 No. 23157
Sisters first wins!
Can I get three 55+ combat tests for Jezebel with the 10% penalty?
And one 15+ flamer test for Alexi, with the 10% penalty?
And a 25+ mind control resistance test for Palatina (With the 10% penalty)
>>23154
Haven't decided yet!
I've got several ideas written down on my phone, but haven't picked my favourite.
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 10:07:24 e50b01 No. 23158
Rolled 66 - 10 (1d100)
>>23157
Jezebel
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 10:18:04 c35523 No. 23159
Rolled 86 - 10 (1d100)
>>23157
Palatina
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 10:21:48 fccd8e No. 23160
Rolled 43, 91, 26 - 10 = 150 (3d100)
>>23157
Jezebel!
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 10:26:40 1683ae No. 23161
Rolled 82 - 10 (1d100)
Alexi's flamer
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/25/15 (Mon) 10:28:06 9a0051 No. 23162
>>23158
>>23160
Jezebel, pass, fail, pass! (Ignoring the third roll of the 2nd Jezebel post.)
>>23159
Palatina epic win!
>>23161
Alexi pass!
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 10:31:22 9f42c0 No. 23163
>>23160
I think we need to mod the dice after the roll. I mean if its d100 minus 10 then a 91 shouldn't be possible. Right?
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/25/15 (Mon) 10:36:19 9a0051 No. 23164
>>23163
Nah, I just realised it's adding up all your rolls then taking 10 off the total figure.
e.g. 5+6+3=14 Then they take 10 off it which makes it 4.
I'm just subtracting 10 manually from all rolls now when I read them. :)
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/25/15 (Mon) 10:46:35 9a0051 No. 23165
“Alright Ladies, into the hole!”
“Hehe..”
“Stop laughing, Alexi!” you order, pushing Jezebel and the blonde bimbo in first before you jump in after.
“Guardsmen! This is our chance! Charge for the Emperor!” Joanna booms, waving her men in after the Inquisitor and Serena.
The caves are pretty dark, but small patches of luminous mushrooms offer just enough light to see a bit in front of you. Jezebel and Alexi lead the way, their swords swinging and cutting at any Genestealer that dares to try and stop their advance.
(Rolling combat tests… pass for Alexi and Jezebel!)
One of the Xenos manages to tear off Jezebel’s dress, but she remains unfazed, slicing through the last remaining aliens until you find yourself entering a large open chamber beneath the Temple. The Broodlord stands atop some kind of mountain of egg sacs, roaring into the air as the last three Genestealers raise their claws and hiss as your force pours into the cavern.
*FFFZZZZTTT*
Your mind is suddenly assaulted again, this time growing foggy and unclear…
(Rolling mind control test… epic win!)
The last second before it engulfs your reality you close your eyes and focus on the past. Trying to remember. Trying to chain yourself to reality.
…
Her long blonde hair flowed well past her shoulders. It was a violation of the rules, but no one said anything - locks so perfect you swore they could have been a gift from the Emperor himself. As she turned around adjusting the sights on her meltagun your eyes met and she softly smiled at you. You returned it, picking up your boltgun and sitting beside her on the firing range.
“Hey, I don’t think we’ve met, I’m Palatina.”
“I think I’ll call you ‘Lati,’” she replies with a laugh as soft as snowfall.
Her sudden directness catches you off-guard.
“Lati?”
“Yeah, that’s your name now. I’m Marie.”
“Well, in that case I’m gonna call y-”
“Nope! It’s only cute when I do it.”
There is a moment of silence before the two of you suddenly burst out laughing together. The next twenty minutes fly by as you vaporise and tear asunder crude wooden cutouts shaped like Orks.
“Alright girls, enough chit-chat!” cuts a sour, syrupy voice, “Palatina, get over here.”
You flick the safety on your bolter before turning around to face Cardinal Norton Richarius. He was a gaunt man with boney cheeks and a hooked nose that cast a shadow across the floor like no normal nose should. His silvering hair and wrinkled forehead gave himself away as a man almost three times your age.
“You’re a very promising student, Palatina. Don’t let yourself be distracted by the lowest common denominator. Nothing except pain will ever come of relationships. If you want to meet your potential you must realise that.”
“Yes, sir,” you reply, your gaze falling to the cobble stone floor of the church.
“What age are you again, Palatina?”
“15 now, sir.”
“Hmm… a few years yet.”
“Then what, sir?”
“Never you mind. Return to your training.”
…
When you snap back to reality the guardsmen have filtered into the room and are desperately pinging their lasfire off the Broodlord’s thick hide to little effect. It stands defiant on top of the eggsacs, roaring out psychic attacks before hunkering down on all fours, preparing to leap. Jezebel is duelling with two Genestealers while Alexi rushes to keep the third from rampaging through the guardsmen’s ranks. You quickly glance around for the rest of your squad, but there is no sign of the Inquisitor or Serena.
http://strawpoll.me/4448647
Battle Report:
Genestealers: 30 dead. 3 left.
Broodlord: 15/17 HP.
You
-Power Armour (4/4)
-Heavy Bolter
Horniness: 0%
Orgasm: 0%
Squad:
Alexi
???
Serena
???
Jezebel
???
Inquisitor Umbrix
Naked
-Power Maul
-Hot-shot laspistol
-Frag Grenades (2 remaining)
-Krak Grenades (1 remaining)
6% orgasm
C. Company, 2nd Div, Sq. 3.
Sergeant Joanna
-Flak Armour (1/1)
-Frag Grenades (2 remaining)
-Las pistol
-Chainsword
-9 Guardsmen (1 with grenade launcher)
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/25/15 (Mon) 10:49:12 9a0051 No. 23166
(Sorry there hasn't been much smut in a while. You guys are just rolling uncharacteristically good…)
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 10:50:17 fccd8e No. 23167
>>23166
May I suggest some R&R gangbanging bukakke after this?
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/25/15 (Mon) 10:54:01 9a0051 No. 23168
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 10:58:28 afa3da No. 23169
>>23166
In the old days there were these things. The old timers called them gallery stories.
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 10:58:40 63ef85 No. 23170
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/25/15 (Mon) 11:00:08 9a0051 No. 23171
>>23169
I'll put up a poll for one at the end of this mission.
And the Glovian milk one is coming too. Soon.
When I finish the explaining Quantitative data collection.
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 11:01:15 795c1a No. 23172
Will we see more of Marie? Can we get her to join the party?
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 11:14:36 fccd8e No. 23173
>>23172
Lives in Servitude probably.
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/25/15 (Mon) 12:30:34 9a0051 No. 23174
Challenge the Broodlord to a duel wins!
You guys are bloody insane. Haha
Let's get three 50+ heavy bolter tests for Palatina, 10% will be subtracted for tiredness.
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 12:36:17 fccd8e No. 23175
Rolled 30 - 10 (1d100)
>>23174
DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 12:36:40 fccd8e No. 23176
Rolled 22, 14, 31 - 10 = 57 (3d100)
>>23174
try that again…
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 12:44:29 9f42c0 No. 23177
>>23176
That's no good. Epic
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 12:45:37 fccd8e No. 23178
>>23177
Yup. Woopsy daisy.
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 12:52:39 fc3b28 No. 23179
>>23174
Why did we decide to duel a brood lord with a heavy bolter and a combat knife?
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 12:53:51 fccd8e No. 23180
>>23179
Because we still have grenades!
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 12:56:07 fccd8e No. 23181
>>23180
Oh wait, we used up all of OUR grenades? When did that happen?
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 12:57:55 fccd8e No. 23182
>>23181
Whatever the case with that, we still have all these bolter shells with us.
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 13:01:18 fc3b28 No. 23183
>>23182
the bolter probably just jammed or blew up, now we don't have anything even capable of damaging it
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 13:02:20 9f42c0 No. 23184
>>23179
Frevor and glory. And we were doing good.
And remember kids, in 40k no one can interfere with a challenge until it's complete.
[Spoiler] Fuck miracle interventions [Spoiler]
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 13:06:59 fc3b28 No. 23185
>>23184
maybe we can get Alexi to pass us the power sword
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 13:13:13 19d5d8 No. 23186
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 13:23:15 fccd8e No. 23187
>>23183
Remember: Bolts are a poor girl's grenades.
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 13:35:17 3061e5 No. 23188
whyyyyy did are we dueling that bloodlord? we are doing so well we can't be letting that overconfident get the best of us
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 13:37:13 fccd8e No. 23189
>>23188
Points-money. We'll get it if we win. And if we lose, Serena's the new sergeant.
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 13:37:57 fc3b28 No. 23190
>>23189
but I like Palatina
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 13:38:30 3061e5 No. 23191
well we can't really afford to lose anymore people if we still want to save sarge. we really shouldn't risk losing more people right now
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 13:40:00 fccd8e No. 23192
>>23191
Relax, we've got these tyranids surrounded.
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 13:41:51 3061e5 No. 23193
>>23192
i just don't want our good streak to roughly end with our current sarge losing and we lose out on some bonus for how well the job has gone
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 13:42:14 9f42c0 No. 23194
>>23191
Sarge might get the shit fucked out of her and need a few days rest but we ain't losing her. Three sisters, a squad of guard and a Inquisitor still will prevent that.
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 13:42:52 fc3b28 No. 23195
>>23193
yeah challenging the broodlord to a duel was a terrible idea
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 13:43:16 9f42c0 No. 23196
>>23193
>Not wanting to take risks
>expecting bonuses
Pick one
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 13:44:16 fccd8e No. 23197
>>23193
Hey, trying and failing isn't as bad as not trying and still failing.
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 13:45:04 3061e5 No. 23198
>>23196
let me repharse not wanting to take UNNECESSARY risks. challenging the bloodlord when we have him so easily when we could just gang up on him feels like an unnecessary risk.
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 13:46:54 fccd8e No. 23199
>>23198
But if we succeed, it'd be pretty cool!
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 13:48:03 3061e5 No. 23200
>>23199
that would be but if we fail im not sure how bad consequences would be given others are still around to fight
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/25/15 (Mon) 13:49:30 9a0051 No. 23201
>>23175
>>23176
Fail,
Epic fail
Epic fail
Next part cumming up
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/25/15 (Mon) 13:54:55 9a0051 No. 23202
“Stand down, foul beast!” you scream, marching forward with your heavy bolter and challenging the Broodlord.
It readily accepts, turning to you as your squadmates hack and blast the final Genestealers to shreds; leaving the battle on the egg sac between you and red-skinned terror.
*BLAM BLAM BLAM*
(Rolling combat.. fail and 2 epic fails)
*BLAM CHUG CLICK CLICK*
“AGAIN?! SERIOUSLY?” you rage, tossing your jammed Heavy Bolter aside and preparing for the Broodlord’s counter attacks. It was quick and brutal, leaping through the air and slamming down beside you, claws nearly tearing your armour apart with one swift swipe.
You reach down and grab your combat knife, raising it as you prepare to fight the monstrosity almost twice the height of you. Between its legs dangles a massive fifteen inch cock, with a girth so unbelievably wide you can’t imagine how it would possibly fit.
http://strawpoll.me/4449741
(In a challenge! Only you and Broodlord can fight until one of you is defeated!)
Battle Report:
Broodlord: 15/17 HP.
You
-Power Armour (1/4)
Horniness: 0%
Orgasm: 0%
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 13:57:09 fc3b28 No. 23203
>>23202
we need the power sword to have a chance at hurting this thing
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 13:57:20 fccd8e No. 23204
>>23202
Is there an option to strip?
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 13:58:00 3061e5 No. 23205
>>23204
i mean we COULD do that to not risk losing our armor but we be much more vunlable then
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 13:58:11 9f42c0 No. 23206
>>23202
There should be a roll to see if we can grab the tossed sword
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 13:58:56 3061e5 No. 23207
>>23206
most likely there will be
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 14:00:53 fccd8e No. 23208
>>23205
Well, we're doing this for fervor, and armor costs us fervor?
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 14:02:29 3061e5 No. 23209
>>23208
now i think about it more it would be good to do that so we don't lose our armor but we be taking up a turn of attack while the broodlord attacks us
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 14:04:47 9f42c0 No. 23210
>>23204
>>23208
Pretty sure power armor doesn't just slide off too easy. I mean I really doupt that the broodlord will wait for use to finish stripping before attacking.
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 14:06:10 3061e5 No. 23211
>>23210
strip tease? *joke*
ok jokes aside i doubt the broodlord would allow us to take off our armor so i think we're stuck just like we're stuck dueling this guy
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 14:08:37 fccd8e No. 23212
>>23210
TIME TO PUT ON THE TRASHIEST, SKANKIEST, FILTHIEST SHOW THIS PLANET HAS EVER SEEN! We shall strip-tease for the Tyranid as we call for Alexi to throw us the sword.
But, we'll have to pass Psykery tests to make sure the Broodlord doesn't catch on.
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 14:09:55 3061e5 No. 23213
>>23212
if that somehow were to somehow work i would just go "what is this madness?!"
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 14:11:08 9f42c0 No. 23214
>>23212
EPIC FAIL
The armor rebuilds itself
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 14:12:30 3061e5 No. 23215
>>23214
WHAT?! how does?! what?! …ok i'm cool with this.
that would be funny as hell
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 14:13:26 fccd8e No. 23216
>>23214
More likely it would shut off and we would be a Tin Man, but I pray it upgrades with a Psychic Halo added on.
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/25/15 (Mon) 14:18:58 9a0051 No. 23217
20 votes! Jesus.
By 11 votes to 9, St. Stephen's Sword wins!
I need one 55+ attack for Palatina. (From now on I'm already incorporating the 10% penalty into your rolls to streamline things.)
And two 40+ combat tests for the Broodlord
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 14:19:52 9f298a No. 23218
Rolled 95 (1d100)
>>23217
Broodlord 1.
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 14:20:16 3061e5 No. 23219
Rolled 68 (1d100)
palatina roll
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 14:20:27 9f298a No. 23220
>>23218
Meant to say Lati 1, y-yeah.
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 14:21:32 3061e5 No. 23221
>>23218
well this is gonna hurt
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 14:22:03 9f42c0 No. 23222
Rolled 25 (1d100)
>>23217
Brood 2
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 14:22:29 3061e5 No. 23223
>>23222
nice roll there man
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/25/15 (Mon) 14:23:47 9a0051 No. 23224
>>23222
>>23218
Broodlord Epic win and fail.
The epic win becomes a psychic attack.
>>23219
Palatina passes her attack too! Next part coming up…
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/25/15 (Mon) 14:33:38 9a0051 No. 23225
“Toss me the sword!” you quickly cry to Alexi as you duck and weave between the Broodlord’s fearsome claws.
*Clug*
It flies through the air, landing on the egg sac just beside you. Picking it up you go on the offensive, slashing at the beast as best you can.
(Rolling combat… pass!)
You get a couple of hits here and there, but only one seems to hurt the beast at all. When you’re finally out of breath and forced on the defensive the Broodlord seizes its chance to counterattack.
(Rolling two combat tests… one epic win and fail. Epic win becomes psychic!)
The eyes of the creature suddenly glow a bright blue and you yearn to look away, but you’re just not quick enough. A calm warmth washes over your mind as it pries into your most private thoughts, searching for your darkest desires.
….
The power armour was bulky and heavy.
“Don’t worry, it is always like that when you have your first fitting. We just need to get your measurements right,” you hear the Cardinal whisper in your ear as servitors buzz around the room that a swarm of bees.
Suddenly you feel a warm hand slip in the side of your armor through an unfastened fitting.
“W-what are- oh…” you gasp involuntarily as his fingers wrap around your breast and lighting pinch your nipples through the skin-tight undersuit.
“I’m just taking measurements, won’t be a second.”
You feel your face burn bright red as his hands begin groping you faster now, making louder breaths escape your lungs.
“And, I’ll just be a second checking the leggings too.”
“Uh…ah… what?” you question half-distracted by the molestation of your sensitive breasts.
By the time you realise what he is up to a second hand has slipped through a lower gap in your suit and is now rubbing your vulva through the tight latex. Every slight movement of his fingertip sends vibrations through your crotch, making you wetter with each passing second. When he finally finds your clitoris a small moan escapes your lips.
“Mmm! I don’t thin-”
“Just relax. All an important part of the fitting process. Now, I may need to slip under this undersuit for a little bit.”
His hand pulls up to the waistband of the suit’s leggings and slips down them, his fingers gliding over your freshly shaved mons. You were beginning to have your suspicions why the Cardinal always demanded his Sisters shave themselves down their regularly. You blushed, wondering whether to fight back against the religious figure. The Great Hall was empty aside from you, him and a few servitors. They occasionally glanced at your trembling figure, clad tight in an ill-fitting power armour at the center of the room, but they wouldn’t say anything.
“Oh my, you are very wet down there. I’ll need to conduct a check to make sure everything is alright.”
His fingers begin rubbing back and forth across your soaking slit, gliding easier with each motion they make until you feel him breath heavily in your ear. As you turn your head he suddenly bites down on your lobe teasingly tugging on it between his teeth and making you squeal in a shock of pleasure.
“Eeeep!”
“My, oh my, I’ll have to conduct an internal test now too.”
*Shlick*
You feel a long, bony finger plunge inside you, stirring your pussy up and curling against your g-spot. You bite your lip to try and suppress your moans of pleasure, but it is almost worthless. The sweat is dripping from your forehead now and your eyes flicker as you gasp for breath.
*Shlick shlick*
“I can stop whenever you want. Just say.”
*Shlick shlick shlick*
“Should I keep going?”
“Ah… ah… ufff….”
*Shlick*
You feel him suddenly slow down.
“Obviously you don’t want this.”
“Keep… going…” you whisper.
*Shlick*
“Pardon?”
“K-keep going.”
*Shlick shlick*
“I didn’t hear you. Ask for it nicely.”
“Ah ah… p-please finger my pussy. Make me cum!” you gasp, giving yourself over to the man’s skilled fingers.
*SHLICK SHLICK SHLICK*
“AHHH AHHHHHH UUWAAAAA FUCK! OH MY GOD! I’M CUMMING!” you squeal aloud in the center of the church, trembling in your suit and squirting against the metal plating.
“Oh dear, what a naughty girl you are. You’re mind, you know that? No one else can have you. The suit fits well! Give her this one,” he replies to the servitors before leaving the room, wiping his hands on his long, flowing robes.
…
“AAHHHHH!” you gasp, suddenly jerking out of the dream and back to reality. Your thighs are soaked with your pussy juices flooding down them, but at least the creature hasn’t got around to destroying your armour yet.
http://strawpoll.me/4450006
(In a challenge! Only you and Broodlord can fight until one of you is defeated!)
Battle Report:
Broodlord: 13/17 HP.
You
-Power Armour (1/4)
Horniness: 35%
Orgasm: 0%
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 14:44:11 9f42c0 No. 23226
Rolled 28 (1d100)
Lets push it. We got the good sword, and still have on armor.
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/25/15 (Mon) 14:44:15 9a0051 No. 23227
Defending wins!
Let's get two 55+ combat tests for you.
And two attacks for the Broodlord at 55+
(Bonuses and penalties have already been applied. You've evened the playing field by acting defensively)
senn 05/25/15 (Mon) 14:45:51 4148d2 No. 23228
Rolled 1, 1 = 2 (2d10)
>>23227
brood
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 14:46:07 9f42c0 No. 23229
Rolled 48 (1d100)
Brood attack 1st
Also are you picking the Broodlords attacks from a similar list?
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 14:46:08 3061e5 No. 23230
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 14:46:11 6a0fda No. 23231
Rolled 11 (1d100)
Broodlord, since I always roll low
senn 05/25/15 (Mon) 14:46:28 4148d2 No. 23232
Rolled 26, 17 = 43 (2d100)
oops those tens
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 14:46:39 3061e5 No. 23233
Rolled 86, 65 = 151 (2d100)
>>23227
palantina rolls
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 14:48:33 5f0641 No. 23234
This rolling was a mess, get it together nerds
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/25/15 (Mon) 14:48:48 9a0051 No. 23235
>>23229
>>23231
Broodlord Fail, and Epic fail!
>>23233
Palatina Epic win and win!
>>23229
And yeah, it varies up. I've got a die beside my keyboard I use.
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 14:51:13 3061e5 No. 23236
aw yea good rolls to be had for us!
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 14:51:44 c20a76 No. 23237
>>23235
Wasn't that two 1's for the brood lord?
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 14:52:09 fccd8e No. 23238
senn 05/25/15 (Mon) 14:52:30 4148d2 No. 23239
>>23237
i accidentally used d10 instead of 100
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 14:52:37 c20a76 No. 23240
>>23237
Never mind. That was and 11
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 14:53:54 9f42c0 No. 23241
Rolled 36 (1d100)
>>23239
Senn there is this thing called a shift key. Learn it, use it, love it.
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 14:58:11 6a0fda No. 23242
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/25/15 (Mon) 14:58:55 9a0051 No. 23243
You decided to act defensively, but the rage at this beast toying with your private memories was infuriating.
(Rolling combat… epic win and win!)
“STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAD!” you scream, breaking your plans and charging forward. With one fell swoop you hack off one of the creature’s clawed limbs before swinging again to create a deep gash in its carapace.
(Rolling Broodlord combat… fail and epic fail!)
“RRAAAAGGHHHH!” it growls, attempting to strike back.
You sidestep at the last second, sending the Broodlord hurtling into the eggsacs and collapsing on its chest. It’s in a weak state now, but it could easily get up again any second.
http://strawpoll.me/4450197
(In a challenge! Only you and Broodlord can fight until one of you is defeated!)
Battle Report:
Broodlord: 7/17 HP.
You
-Power Armour (1/4)
Horniness: 35%
Orgasm: 0%
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 15:03:46 9f298a No. 23244
>>23243
Filthy Xenos deserve no fair fight and neither can any attack against them be unhonorable for they know neither honor nor virtue.
Strike the beast down or get in a better position to cleanse the filth, don't treat it like you would treat fellow men.
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 15:05:02 3061e5 No. 23245
>>23244
aye to that he used mind tricks on us we should take advantage then let it have a chance to fight back
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/25/15 (Mon) 15:07:23 9a0051 No. 23246
Ok! I need a tiebreaker.
First to 9 votes wins.
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 15:09:11 f5061d No. 23247
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/25/15 (Mon) 15:09:21 9a0051 No. 23248
Stab 'em while they're down wins!
I need a 70+ agility test for the Broodlord.
Let's get a 40+ combat test for you! IF you pass, then you can roll a d10 for damage.
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 15:10:10 3061e5 No. 23249
Rolled 56 (1d100)
>>23248
broodlord agility
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 15:10:11 9f298a No. 23250
Rolled 14 (1d100)
>>23248
Broodlord.
Emperor be with us, aid your loyal servants.
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 15:10:32 3766ad No. 23251
Rolled 89 (1d100)
>>23248
100 combat incoming
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 15:10:56 fccd8e No. 23252
Rolled 9 (1d100)
>>23248
Coup de Grace! (Lati)
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/25/15 (Mon) 15:11:14 9a0051 No. 23253
>>23251
That's an epic win! You deal 2 extra damage on top of the d10!
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 15:11:26 3061e5 No. 23254
Rolled 5 (1d10)
damage roll
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 15:12:36 5f0641 No. 23255
>>23242
>>23254
Exactly enough to end it, not too much not too little. Graceful.
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 15:12:48 fccd8e No. 23256
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 15:17:31 9f298a No. 23257
And thus his loyal servant triumph.
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/25/15 (Mon) 15:26:26 9a0051 No. 23258
“DIE XENOS SCUM!” you cry, raising your sword and plunging it sharply down into the beast’s chest.
(Rolling combat… epic win. Damage… 5+2=7!)
“RAAAaaghhhh kak… kakk…*
The Broodlord heaves and twists around St. Stephen’s Blade before falling back and dying.
(40 fervour gained! Check out your Support options here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1OZkS-1Dm76vnq-yle3Kbxm-MoKfqkHlZhGSwlIwYRko/ )
“Well fought, Sergeant!” Joanna remarks, “If it is alright with you I’m afraid I must return to my company now. We’re about to make a push to retake an old mine and they’ll need every man they have. Glad we could have been of help to the Sisters of Battle!”
With a final salute she leads her mean out of the cavern.
“I can’t add much to what the Sergeant already said, you did very well today. Sit tight and don’t do anything regarding your missing comrade. I will pull some strings higher up and see what I can find out about Dark Eldar activity on this planet.,” the Inquisitor concludes.
“Yes, sir. Do you need a lift back?”
“No, I quite fancy the walk. And I need to collect some egg samples. I will contact you again when I require your assistance. Get some rest, you looked exhausted today.”
The four of you bid farewell and trek out of the cave, getting back inside your Rhino and driving home.
When you finally return that evening the two Dark Eldar slaves are gone. A small letter has been slipped under the door. The handwriting is scrawled and difficult to decipher,
“Thank <scrawl> for the <scribble> recruits, Sargent <scrawl>.
We’ll endea.. (endeavour?) to bring them <something> up to scratch.
Canoness Agháta”
You fold it in half and tuck it in a nearby filing cabinet before turning to your squad to assign evening work. The only person who is in shape to do something without passing out from exhaustion seems to be Serena.
http://strawpoll.me/4450419
(In a challenge! Only you and Broodlord can fight until one of you is defeated!)
Battle Report:
Broodlord: 0/17 HP.
You
-Power Armour (1/4)
Horniness: 35%
Orgasm: 0%
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 15:30:31 fccd8e No. 23259
>>23258
>Only you and Broodlord can fight until one of you is defeated!)
IT WAS A FEINT, IT'S STILL OUT THERE!
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 15:31:28 fccd8e No. 23260
>>23259
No, it's worse than that. The Psychic Attack never ended.
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/25/15 (Mon) 15:32:19 9a0051 No. 23261
>>23259
>>23260
It's worse than both of those things combined… OP made a typo! :D
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 15:33:13 5f0641 No. 23262
>>23260
I could believe it
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 15:40:14 fccd8e No. 23263
I'm thinkin' we should buy an Immolator and suits.
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/25/15 (Mon) 15:56:24 9a0051 No. 23264
You take ten minutes to unjam your heavy bolter before packing it away and dressing in some civilian clothing as you prepared to go to bed. Just as you were about to lie down a wonderful smell began to waft through the office.
“Dinner’s ready!” Serena called upstairs, “We’re having curry!”
The evening is spent together chowing down on some strange curry. None of you asked what the meat was. It was one of the first rules you learnt after being deployed to the field. Regardless, the sauce was deliciously spiced and washed down well with some canned peaches for dessert. Your team seemed to have cheered up somewhat by the end of it; and while nobody was happy, they were at least content. Alexi even brought some up to Shrike who quietened down after eating half a pot of the mystery meat curry.
As you close your eyes and tuck yourself into bed the dreams of your past continue to plague you…
…
“C’mon Lati! Hurry, they’re waiting for us!”
“Haha, slow down Marie!” you laugh, rushing after your friend as you escape from the dormitories and begin climbing up to the roof of the church. By the time you scramble up it is already midnight and the stars are out. The smog and light pollution of the city kills off all but the very brightest; but they’re the best ones anyway. It’s kind of like quality control; or the cream rising to the top of the milk bottle.
Marie was right, they were there waiting for you. Two of the local city boys with two bottles of cheap red wine.
“Tom, Uther, this is Lati.”
Uther extends a handshake, his thick blonde hair blowing in the wind. Tom was a taller and lankier clone. As the four of you sat and talked you learnt they worked as apprentices at the steel forge smelting lasguns for the army. As the night wears on and the bottles of wine quickly empty the boys place it on the flat slate of the roof and spin it around, leaving it pointing at you. You stare at everyone blankly.
“You’ve never played before, Lati?” Marie asks shocked, her hair blowing in the chilly wind now.
“Played what?”
“Spin the bottle!” Tom laughs, “It pointed at you, now we spin it again and whichever one of us guys it points at kisses you.”
Your throat leaps in your throat as Uther reaches over and sends it spiralling again.
You’d never kissed a guy before.
Your heart is racing.
Your eyes dart back and forth, following the tip of the bottle.
Uther.
Tom.
Uther.
Tom.
Uther.
Tom.
Marie?
“Aw, nuts, looks like we spin again to find out who won,” Uther bemoans, leaning forward to pull the bottle away from pointing at Marie.
“Ah, ah, ah… don’t touch it. I think both you guys won. It’s pointing at me,” Marie laughs, knocking Uther’s hand away and turning to you.
Before you can comprehend what is happening her gentle fingers are brushing along the side of your cheek and up over your ear. With her other hand she touches your forehead before softly pulling her fingers down, closing your eyes.
Moments later you feel an eruption of pleasure as her lips press against your own. If the guys said anything you didn’t hear it. You were too lost in the raw emotion of sharing your first kiss with Marie. As your mouth opens she places her hands on your shoulders, pushing you onto your back on the roof and lying on top of you.
Just before you manage to return the case she pulls away.
“Aww, was that your first time? You’re so cute.”
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/25/15 (Mon) 16:00:23 9a0051 No. 23265
You stammer and stutter, trying to get some words out; but you’re just as shocked as the guys are.
“Thanks for the wine, I’ll catch you guys later. I have to give Lati another first time surprise,” Marie winks, grabbing your hand and dragging you downstairs to your room.
As she pushes you into your bedroom and locks the door behind her you open your mouth, stammering, “I-I don’t know what to say…”
“Really? You don’t know what to say to a girl who wants to do so much more than just kiss you?”
You watch in surprise as she pulls the straps of her dress off her shoulders, sending it cascading to the floor and revealing her nakedness..
….
“Ah!” you wake up in a cold sweat.
The other sisters are still asleep, thankfully your gasp hadn’t woken them.
God, it’s been years since you’ve seen Marie. Perhaps you should go and visit her. You could take the Rhino, it wouldn’t be any more than two hours drive away.
*Beep Beep*
You woke up just in time to hear the datapad download your newest missions. You wipe the sleep from your eyes as you try to focus on the bright red holographic screen.
The first option seems to be a plea from a Colonel in the guard to find him bottles of Pesentblüd Brandy for his birthday. It's an odd request, but not unheard of. High ranking officers had little trouble acquiring such delicacies for their parties. There will probably be some brandy in one of the Rapeanid held towns. Having one owe you a favour may not be a bad idea. It does seem like he offering to pay with two heavy stubbers and ammunition though.
The second option is coming from your Canoness this time, who is requesting a squad launch a surgical strike to try and take out an Orkish manufacturing plant. The mission report makes it clear that there will be up to a hundred Orks there and you will not be expected to win a regular fight. Your job will be to take out a couple of key points of the processing line to delay production of their vehicles of war. The factory is noted as producing light to medium war machines as well as armoured walkers.
http://strawpoll.me/4450688
You
-Power Armour (1/4)
Horniness: 45%
Orgasm: 0%
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 16:03:21 795c1a No. 23266
Marie is my new waifu. Get her in the squad?
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 16:04:39 e50b01 No. 23267
Will the chance of rescuing sarge (did she have a name) decrease over time?
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/25/15 (Mon) 16:06:32 9a0051 No. 23269
>>23267
If she was being taken to Comorrogh she would already be there by now.
Let me put it this way, the only thing about your Sarge that will be moving right now is her hips.
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 16:12:20 3061e5 No. 23271
so are we waiting on the inquistor to get back with us about locating the sarge? or is he looking into it now?
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/25/15 (Mon) 16:14:16 9a0051 No. 23272
I'll write the next part when we reach 10 votes.
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/25/15 (Mon) 16:15:44 9a0051 No. 23273
>>23271
He's off doing his own thing about it. It's up to you if you want to start your own search too though.
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 16:17:22 3061e5 No. 23274
>>23273
then its time to take this chance with our well slept and morale alright crew to find our sarge!
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/25/15 (Mon) 16:19:51 9a0051 No. 23275
Ok, checking the votes now.
We're on 11!
It was very close with 4 to 3 to 3, but spending a personal day to visit Marie wins!
Your squad will do various things around the base while you are away. Next part coming up, then I need to take a break to finish this blasted dissertation.
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 16:22:15 3061e5 No. 23276
>>23275
well hopefully sarge is doing alright while we're going after Marie
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 16:25:26 5f0641 No. 23277
>>23276
I'm sure she's having a fun time
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 16:26:35 3061e5 No. 23278
>>23277
it be kinda neat to see each day more events happening to sarge like a gallery of that. but we should get to finding her sooner or later before she's long gone
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/25/15 (Mon) 16:33:36 9a0051 No. 23279
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“What’s our job today?” a tired Alexi moans, rubbing her eyes.
“Nothing. There’s none available. You just spend the day fixing stuff up around base. I’ll be back later tonight, I need to do something for the Canoness.”
“OK… I’m going back to sleep then. Night night, Pal.”
*Zzzzzz*
You quickly dress and hop into the Rhino before the other Sisters wake up, driving off to visit Marie. A couple of hours later and you see it in the distance; its silvery steeple stretching up into the heavens. It was a nice church and you would have relished to been given the chance to work at it.
It stood atop a grassy hill and had somehow remained largely untouched since you last visited here three years ago. As you walk up the cobblestone path you admire the solid polished oak door with the intricate brass etchings, each curve and indentation praising the Emperor in its own way.
You turn to your left, trudging around the side. It seems the Rapeanids got here after all. Part of the wall had been knocked down by an explosion or a monster smashing through - it was difficult to tell which.
You continue on round to the rows of stones all standing at attention.
“Harriet Matthewson - 82 years.”
“Barabus Johnson - 50 years.”
“Julliet McTweeny - 68 years.”
“Samuel Waterbury - 39 years”
Men and women, young and old lay side by side here. A final resting place.
As you continued walking along you eventually found it. You leant over and brushed off some dead leaves and dirt that had accumulated on the smooth granite surface. Minutes turn to hours as you sit on the green grass, spending time with your first love. Clouds forming overhead and a rain beginning to trickle down.
When your eyes eventually began to water, as they always did when you visited, you stand to your feet, choking back tears and coughing. You extend a thumb and wipe any remaining specs of dirt from the gold lettering.
“Marie - 19” now sparkles in the few beams of sunlight that penetrate the thick layer of cloud.
“T-that’s b-better…” you choke again, taking your hand away and forcing yourself to turn your back before you waste forever at that tombstone. A minute later you are clambering into the Rhino and driving back to your base far too fast.
Any normal trip home you would have ignored the odd straggler from the Rapeanid horde, bumbling its way across the countryside. Even local farmers could handle a Gant out of synapse. Today wasn’t that creature’s day though, slamming your foot to the floor you crushed it beneath the treads of your Rhino, tears of rage streaming down your face.
(Alright guys, next part coming up tomorrow. I’ll update what your squad did while you were away then. Since this wasn’t exactly a high note to end on I’ll let you throw out suggestions for a gallery story and put up a poll when I get back home tonight. I think one of the popular suggestions earlier was a guardsman gangbang? Also, I’m trying more characterisation in this story. Let me know if you like it or not. I’m also gonna try and increase the smut content a bit more too e.g. sex fights with bosses in challenges instead of weapons.)
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 16:37:15 e50b01 No. 23280
>>23279
right in my chest
how about a gallery of jezebel falling back into old sins? make some up if she dont have any
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 16:42:51 3061e5 No. 23281
>>23279
i have two suggestions. a gallery story of sarge dealing with the men for the two days we've been gone.
or have Pal losing the battle against broodlore and he rapes her maybe uses a physic move of a dream on her to make her strip out of her armor and lets him fuck her
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 16:44:01 6a0fda No. 23282
>>23279
Dude! Things are turning dark here.
I want a gallery story of whats happening to our real sarge!
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 16:49:31 3061e5 No. 23283
>>23279
also to add on for your thing about giving characterization to characters i love it a lot it makes the characters more alive and makes me and im sure others very invested. also makes the smut more enjoyable too
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 16:57:00 2ee68e No. 23284
>>23279
once we find sarge, will she become another squad member or return to her position as squad leader with us switching back to her?
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 17:03:51 3061e5 No. 23286
>>23284
most likely return to her position but i think well be allowed to still see someone else's PoV given we still get bonuses from others like the inquisitor when he was in our party
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/25/15 (Mon) 17:07:59 9a0051 No. 23287
>>23281
>>23280
>>23282
All those gallery story options work!
>>23280
>>23282
Sorry, honestly this is about as sad as things are going to get. Palatina has the most depressing backstory of the squad. It's all uphill from here!
>>23283
Thanks!
>>23284
Whatever you guys want. I might be able to include an option to allow you to switch freely between them before you go on a mission.
IF you get her back, that is.
VOTE HERE: http://strawpoll.me/4451337
Post last edited at 05/25/15 (Mon) 17:10:45
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 17:27:48 fccd8e No. 23290
>>23287
A bit disappointed that we didn't receive any Guardsman gangbang even though we won.
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 17:40:34 924839 No. 23292
>>23279
that was so sad :(
sex fights yeah sure but it really doesnt fit too well with our sisters so ill propose another mechanic that adds a little bit of tactic into this:
the fight will be normal until our armor gets shredded, after that we have a hard roll to loose our weapon every turn or we can drop it and the enemy starts with sex attacks. If we keep our weapon for long enough to kill the creature good if not it comes to the sex fight and we might have an disadvantage cause we already got aroused if we didnt start with it right away
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 18:03:44 5f0641 No. 23294
The ever-so-busty Joanna and the Inquisitor
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 18:36:26 e17ecc No. 23295
Hey onyx when is the newest poll closed? Or am I already too late?
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 18:44:29 2ee68e No. 23296
>>23292
you know we would fail literally every roll to keep our weapons right?
we don't exactly have the best track record with rolls recently
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 19:22:58 924839 No. 23297
>>23296
that only means the sex fight is gonna start earlier
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 19:41:18 3766ad No. 23298
>>23295
Rule of thumb is they're not closed until Onyx announces the winner
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 19:56:25 e17ecc No. 23300
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 21:46:29 b61d6f No. 23303
Holy shit a 3 way tie right now
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 21:47:08 fc3b28 No. 23304
>>23279
Could we choose a champion for boss sex fights then? I think that Palatina is the worst choice of the squad to choose for a sex fight. Alexi or Jezebel would probably do much better at that.
AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 21:55:24 fc3b28 No. 23305
>>23290
I think that only Alexi and Jezebel would be down for that. There is still a war going on after all.
AlphaWanker 05/26/15 (Tue) 00:22:34 3061e5 No. 23312
im just waiting for onyxdime to come back and shout in shock at the votes
AlphaWanker 05/26/15 (Tue) 00:34:36 3061e5 No. 23313
you bastards! you voted now we don't get humor
Chese 05/26/15 (Tue) 03:40:16 a4284f No. 23318
>>23312
>AlphaWanker 05/25/15 (Mon) 13:40:34 924839 No.23292>>23296
lol i was thinking the exact same thing
Chese 05/26/15 (Tue) 03:40:53 a4284f No. 23319
>>23318
wow somehow really fucked up the formatting there, excuse my newfriend-ness
AlphaWanker 05/26/15 (Tue) 03:45:28 3061e5 No. 23320
>>23319
but it seems we are going for the Palatina gallery story it seems unless more votes happen when i got to bed. i'll be shocked and amazed if we get a 3 way tie again.
Red 05/26/15 (Tue) 04:07:21 3061e5 No. 23322
>>23320
oh god even more times of 3 way ties! will this never end?
AlphaWanker 05/26/15 (Tue) 04:07:49 fc3b28 No. 23323
>>23322
the people have spoken.
Red 05/26/15 (Tue) 04:11:43 3061e5 No. 23324
i seriously wonder what onyx is gonna do if he sees a threeway tie. it be pretty neat if he does another arena thing again like he did when there was a two way tie.
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/26/15 (Tue) 04:28:25 7954a4 No. 23325
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You've got to be shitting me.
Well, with over 60 votes now cast it's back to the arena to decide between the Broodlord's defeat of Palatina, Sarge's holiday, and Alexi getting trained by the Shrike.
Now, how can I do a three way gallery story?
I won't be able to write until finish printing and binding my work today, so that gives you guys/girls/delicious traps some time to throw out some character suggestions for the arena.
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/26/15 (Tue) 04:30:12 7954a4 No. 23326
>>23325
Or, I could just have Sarge, Alexi, and Palatina tied down to sex machines like the ones that made Hermione climax dozens of times? Last one standing gets their story told.
AlphaWanker 05/26/15 (Tue) 05:19:33 66c716 No. 23327
>>23326
How about you have them captured by orks and made into communal breeders? Each roll represents a nine month period where they're knocked with orks whelps and give birth. The one who gives birth to the most orks over an 18 month period (Three rolls) wins!
AlphaWanker 05/26/15 (Tue) 05:21:41 2ee68e No. 23328
>>23326
>>23327
no offense, but I think I prefer Onyx's method
AlphaWanker 05/26/15 (Tue) 05:43:15 862c63 No. 23329
>>23326
I think that works best.
Otherwise the only way I can think to settle a three-way tie via sex-fight would be if we had all three of them perform separate sex-fights and go with whoever is most successful. But that'd be a helluva time investment.
If we went that route with it, though, then I think it'd be cool to have them fight their respective story enemies: Sarge vs. Dark Elders, Pal vs. Broodlord, Alexi vs. Shrike
AlphaWanker 05/26/15 (Tue) 09:35:01 924839 No. 23330
>>23329
tbh then he could write all 3 storys^^
>>23326
what do you think about this idea? >>23292
Red 05/26/15 (Tue) 11:35:49 3061e5 No. 23334
>>23326
maybe have a training exercise where the three have to endure men playing with their bodies and last one standing wins?
AlphaWanker 05/26/15 (Tue) 12:13:53 2f7a02 No. 23335
>>23326
I vote for this (Onyx's) method
AlphaWanker 05/26/15 (Tue) 14:29:52 6a0fda No. 23336
AlphaWanker 05/26/15 (Tue) 16:35:00 fa5a5c No. 23338
>>23326
are those machines sanctioned by the ecclesiarchy?
AlphaWanker 05/26/15 (Tue) 17:10:10 69ba51 No. 23339
AlphaWanker 05/27/15 (Wed) 06:49:54 69ba51 No. 23344
AlphaWanker 05/27/15 (Wed) 18:53:14 18da8b No. 23347
Onyx, what would be the easiest method for being up to date and not miss any of your storytiems?
I just missed two Lovehammers because I foolishly checked your blog only.
Lurking everyday here is a method I guess, but not very efficient…
AlphaWanker 05/27/15 (Wed) 19:20:52 79bc3a No. 23350
>>23347
Tried an update scanner?
AlphaWanker 05/27/15 (Wed) 19:23:12 18da8b No. 23351
AlphaWanker 05/27/15 (Wed) 19:25:02 79bc3a No. 23352
>>23351
check pages for updates and give you a message any page is updated
works great for ongoing stories here
AlphaWanker 05/28/15 (Thu) 18:50:11 6a0fda No. 23368
Poor Sarge. Ditched for schoolwork.
Liking lovehammer more than I thought I would.
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/29/15 (Fri) 10:23:50 adfd79 No. 23410
Hey AlphaWankers,
Computer is dead. Trying to fix it. At the minute we're 2 hours into a disk check and at 15%. Looks like she's gonna be a while.
I'll be black soon-ish for more Lovehammer.
AlphaWanker 05/29/15 (Fri) 11:23:59 924839 No. 23413
>>23410
having a dead pc sucks good luck fixing it
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/29/15 (Fri) 11:31:57 67b905 No. 23416
Just a quick update:
Hardrive has failed and chance of repair isn't looking good.
I'll be back in a week or so. Sorry guys :(
AlphaWanker 05/29/15 (Fri) 13:39:39 2f7a02 No. 23421
>>23416
HARDRIIIIIVES jesus christ what is it with computer parts and people who make GOOD OC on the internet?
are the two just not meant to fucking mix!?
anyways, good luck to ya Onyx! if i can, I'll throw some shekels your way to lessen the impact of needing to buy new shit for the shitbox.
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/29/15 (Fri) 14:35:39 9d34f6 No. 23423
>>23421
Thanks for the offer, but I'm not gonna take it. :)
I'll only take money for work I've actually written. And I've saved up more than enough to cover the costs of a new harddrive. :)
Good news:
-I can now do 90% of the stuff I was able to do before!
Bad news:
-I can't install new programs without getting disk write error.
-Computer goes really slow at times. Particularly when videos or audio is playing. Google Docs also lags the fuck out for some reason. Letters are appearing 5-10 seconds behind when I type them.
AlphaWanker 05/29/15 (Fri) 17:09:10 d16c81 No. 23430
>>23423
If you want to "fix" the hard drive for a little while, I hear very good thing out of SpinRite and it work even with SSD (look for it on grc.com). You probably still need to change the HD later, but it may help you not lose anything for now. Sadly the tool is not free and if you are short on cash it may not be a possible solution.
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/30/15 (Sat) 19:27:04 2e3c27 No. 23480
Head's up! We're continuing tonight, starting soon!
Just trying to get my computer to run a bit more stable and then I'll be on within the next 45 minutes. :)
AlphaWanker 05/30/15 (Sat) 19:31:16 6a0fda No. 23481
AlphaWanker 05/30/15 (Sat) 19:41:07 c35523 No. 23482
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 05/30/15 (Sat) 20:11:59 2e3c27 No. 23483
AlphaWanker 05/30/15 (Sat) 20:27:27 9f298a No. 23484
>>23483
Fuck have just been banned from 4chan today until tomorrow.
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 06/05/15 (Fri) 21:36:56 117823 No. 24224
Did somebody say Glovian Cow Milk Canoness Sluttification and Milking story?
You're goddamn right!
It's 2'500 words, and I'm adding more soon too.
Enjoy! Sorry for the long wait!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1vkgl3r5m2_3IF2aQfUrj4JkcGTAf_2ZumsOIaUsWQlM/
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 06/05/15 (Fri) 21:38:38 117823 No. 24225
And, final pic I have of this to complete the set.
AlphaWanker 06/06/15 (Sat) 00:04:26 fc3b28 No. 24273
>>24224
The wait was long, but it was worth it.
AlphaWanker 06/06/15 (Sat) 19:05:04 9f298a No. 24456
>>24224
>>24273
Agree, looking foward eagerly to the next chapter.
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 06/06/15 (Sat) 21:21:13 6897d0 No. 24475
AlphaWanker 06/06/15 (Sat) 21:55:58 924839 No. 24488
Jila Tanaun !!H7K9ix7xKU 06/06/15 (Sat) 22:00:18 19654e No. 24489
AlphaWanker 06/24/15 (Wed) 08:05:32 69ba51 No. 26099
How am I supposed to read this if it's not in the doc?
AlphaWanker 06/24/15 (Wed) 12:01:05 a5369a No. 26103
>>26099
What are you trying to read? There are seperate docs for part one and part two. it should all be there.
AlphaWanker 06/27/15 (Sat) 01:59:37 a5369a No. 26207
>>24475
Hey Onyx, after taking a look at the book 2 doc it just stops before the warrior fight happens and the only way to actualy read the story is from the actual thread here:
https://archive.moe/tg/thread/40430651
Probably something that should be fixed when you have time.
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 06/28/15 (Sun) 08:31:03 13820b No. 26217
Hey guys: good news and bad news
Bad:
I can't write for 2-3 weeks.
-Ordered faster-than-light™ Internet and it doesn't work properly for some reason.
-Heading on holiday soon for a fortnight.
Good news:
-Multiplayer 40k game will continue when I come back.
-Lots of new ideas for Bogwarts which will also continue.
-I have had time to continue writing the proper Siege of Sengraria novel.
-I am releasing a large expansion to Monaters vs Girls with 3 new monsters and new mechanics to make fights more interesting. It will be called the "Pride and Fall" expansion, and the first game of it will see a bus of cheerleaders broken down in the middle of a large forest.
Sorry again for the delay, I'll be back soon. If you're gonna call me a fag for not writing at least back up your insult with a picture of a hot naked guy.
Onyx xx
Bambi Bitch 06/28/15 (Sun) 11:56:41 9f42c0 No. 26219
Bambi Bitch 06/28/15 (Sun) 11:57:18 9f42c0 No. 26220
>>26217
I can't wait to see the new rules for girls vs monsters. I love those threads.
AlphaWanker 06/28/15 (Sun) 15:33:54 a5369a No. 26227
>>26217
I'm just glad you told us now rather than after weeks of hearing nothing from you, so thanks for telling us. Looking forward to all the new stuff you have planned.
AlphaWanker 06/30/15 (Tue) 14:25:04 eb583f No. 26343
AlphaWanker 06/30/15 (Tue) 14:26:29 eb583f No. 26344
I skype with Onyx yesterday evening, one of the new monsters is going to be called Humiliator. It can chang the weather, alter girls bodies by making their boobs bigger, temp freeze time nd buy tools like videocameraphones. Onyx also name the other two as Hunter and Seductor or Seductress.
AlphaWanker 07/09/15 (Thu) 06:47:16 9b4c1c No. 26747
Onxydime !!0hjNwt3cBQ 07/09/15 (Thu) 16:14:01 e2d5ff No. 26754
Bambi Bitch 07/09/15 (Thu) 17:35:42 9f42c0 No. 26762
>>26754
I don't want to vote on your blog so I will vote here.
I vote for lovehammer
Then cheerleaders vs monsters.
AlphaWanker 07/09/15 (Thu) 18:00:37 fc3b28 No. 26764
Onxydime !!0hjNwt3cBQ 07/09/15 (Thu) 19:27:35 e2d5ff No. 26774
>>26762
Fair enough! I implemented Disqus btw, so you can post anonymously if you wish.
Anyone who doesn't want to vote on the blog can comment here. :)
AlphaWanker 07/09/15 (Thu) 21:15:05 240d43 No. 26779
Lovehammer. Xenos vs sisters
AlphaWanker 07/09/15 (Thu) 21:31:21 8b8854 No. 26781
>>26754
>>26774
Put me down for Pride and Fall
AlphaWanker 07/09/15 (Thu) 21:43:43 05c71a No. 26782
AlphaWanker 07/10/15 (Fri) 06:47:55 a5369a No. 26795
AlphaWanker 07/10/15 (Fri) 06:56:27 924839 No. 26796
AlphaWanker 07/10/15 (Fri) 07:56:06 66c716 No. 26797
>>26774
Lovehammer please.
AlphaWanker 07/10/15 (Fri) 10:12:50 becb70 No. 26798
AlphaWanker 07/10/15 (Fri) 10:16:55 924839 No. 26799
>>26774
will you be hosting it on 4chan tg or here?
AlphaWanker 07/10/15 (Fri) 12:41:05 b1cbc8 No. 26803
Onxydime !!0hjNwt3cBQ 07/10/15 (Fri) 15:52:09 e2d5ff No. 26812
>>26799
Depends on the game.
Bogwarts on here.
Lovehammer on Tg
MvG Pride and Fall on here.
Xenos vs Girls on Tg.
I may do Bogwarts on b. I don't want to have it ruined though by trolling Anons given that it is such a long ongoing quest now.
AlphaWanker 07/10/15 (Fri) 16:21:35 dd36fd No. 26813
>>26812
wasnt lovehammer taken down on tg?
Bambi Bitch 07/10/15 (Fri) 16:52:49 9f42c0 No. 26816
>>26812
And the local 8ch /tg/ recently voted for no quest threads. It's on their front page.
AlphaWanker 07/10/15 (Fri) 16:54:42 924839 No. 26817
>>26812
if its on here you will most likely have some time in between for votes to come in, you might be able to alternate if thats not too stressful
AlphaWanker 07/10/15 (Fri) 17:24:16 db2d84 No. 26818
>>26774
I think Bogwarts was in the freezer for long enough, would love going back.
AlphaWanker 07/10/15 (Fri) 20:04:50 fc3b28 No. 26821
>>26812
Lovehammer is my fave
AlphaWanker 07/10/15 (Fri) 20:12:36 862c63 No. 26822
>>26754
>>26774
>>26812
If it's not too late to cast my vote, then I'm gonna have to go with Bogwarts
AlphaWanker 07/11/15 (Sat) 16:38:17 fc3b28 No. 26847
>>26774
I'm most invested in Lovehammer
AlphaWanker 07/11/15 (Sat) 17:40:56 db4187 No. 26848
>>26822
if not too late id add another vote for bogwarts
Aida 07/12/15 (Sun) 03:59:43 4c86e5 No. 26880
>>26812
Love hammer all the way!
AlphaWanker 07/12/15 (Sun) 16:31:57 fc3b28 No. 26893
>>26812
Love hammer is master, Love Hammer is life
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 07/12/15 (Sun) 17:17:58 c5cfdf No. 26905
OK!
After comparing IP addresses and ID's on 8chan and discarding any additional votes from people that I identified as voting more than once the final results are:
Lovehammer 10
XvG Lovehammer 4
MvG 4
Bogwarts 10
We're gonna have a vote between Lovehammer and Bogwarts. I have both almost ready to go, so feel free to vote for whichever one you want. (I've also added Hitchhike in case you guys want to try something different.)
We're using Strawpoll this time:
http://strawpoll.me/4902247
AlphaWanker 07/12/15 (Sun) 17:40:59 a5369a No. 26909
>>26905
Lovehammer Book 2 still ends mid combat and should realy be fixed.
AlphaWanker 07/12/15 (Sun) 18:24:21 d4cd33 No. 26910
>>26905
when from about 28 votes over a few days to 45 in a few hours… yeah strawpoll votes are totally legit.
AlphaWanker 07/12/15 (Sun) 18:27:47 fc3b28 No. 26911
>>26910
people are not to be trusted
Onyxdime !!Ko5E6dQCYc 07/12/15 (Sun) 19:11:52 c5cfdf No. 26916
Ok!
I've posted the last part of Hitchhike for tonight.
Checking the final votes now.
Jesus Christ, that was so fucking close.
Are there seriously this many lurkers, or did both sides use bots of some kind?!
By a hair thread Lovehammer wins. I'll get started on fixing up the broken end of the last story.
AlphaWanker 07/12/15 (Sun) 19:22:08 d4cd33 No. 26923
>>26916
>Are there seriously this many lurkers, or did both sides use bots of some kind?!
Sadly I think it is the second (with proxy), it is easier to "hide" those on Strawpoll. Unlike voting on a board where it is easier to see patterns.
AlphaWanker 07/12/15 (Sun) 19:54:29 fc3b28 No. 26930
>>26916
probably bots of some kind. Nerds are picky about their porn
Bambi Bitch 07/14/15 (Tue) 09:29:52 9f42c0 No. 27254
>>26923
>>26910
It's stuff like this why I don't use strawpoll.
Also by having people post votes here it raises the board's numbers.