Bogwarts - Thread 2! Onyxdime 01/02/15 (Fri) 18:27:05 60f2f2 No. 2352 [Last 50 Posts]
This thread will be for the Bogwarts story!(thread 2)
You can read the story so far here:
Book 1:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BBXMqbpaivZfT9VikZRW6NjNMoeOVt2TriCAwAiPTx4 Book 2:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12P89uTpkMYVBq8FIPdThhWjmfoLoaWB_wX-_VZrwx2o Rules:
1.) Anons will play as a girl in a attending Bogwarts.
2.) There is no specific goal except for what you make of it. You will attend classes, socialise, and discover quests to go on if you want to.
3.) If you are well respected you will be treated better, gain stronger allies, and generally be safer. However, if you do not command respect, you may find yourself catcalled, groped, molested, and even worse in the castle’s corridors.
4.) Anons will vote on what action they want the character to take. The action with the most votes wins.
5.) OP will ask for tests to be made sometimes. Simply roll dice by typing "dice d100" into the email field.
6.) Higher numbers are now better! Tests will be written like 'Strength test 35+" This means you have to roll 35 or above to pass it.
7.) A roll of 86-98 counts as an epic win. A roll of 99 or 100 counts as a phenomenal win and can automatically win you the combat. Meanwhile, rolls of 3-15 count as epic fails and additional penalties are applied. Rolls of 1 or 2 count as phenomenal fails and you'll almost certainly get your pussy drilled pretty hard.
Credit to Akabur for the pic!
Onyxdime 01/02/15 (Fri) 18:27:39 60f2f2 No. 2353
You decide to put on your new black knee high boots along with your naughty schoolgirl costume. As you try it on you are thankful; for as inappropriate as it is to be wearing a tight-fitting jumper and short skirt, it is still better than your mangled and tattered old uniform, or your provocative prom dress. (Boots give you +5 respect!) After finishing dressing yourself you check your timetable for the day and decide to go to your Charms examination. When you arrive in the room the dainty old Professor has already scattered blank pages across the classroom’s desks. The whole room looks down at them in confusion. “Take your seats! The exam will begin momentarily!” he squeaks, “INVISNOMORIUS!” The blank page before you suddenly comes to life with complex charms questions and equations. (Rolling exam test… 14% rolled + 30% for three spells known, -10% for one orange spell. 34% rolled.) The exam is far harder than you expected, and the few charms spells that you know barely save you from the nightmare of a test that it is. You’ve never had trouble with charms before. God knows why you just can’t understand this! Suddenly, as quickly as it began, the test was over. You gazed over the unanswered questions and incomprehensible squiggles, dumbstruck at how confused you were by this. “ANSWEROCALCULUS!” the Professor screams, waving his wand across the room. A huge red E+ appears in the top right of your page in a circle, as the Professor begins scouring the room, offering a mixture of praise and criticism to students as he passes by. “You may want to consider studying next time, Miss Manger. An E+ is a dreadful grade for someone as smart as you are!” You wince, the fact he has announced it to the class can’t be good for your respect. (-20 respect.) Distraught, but not downhearted, you decide to head to Wizarding Economics next. Maybe a new subject will offer you a fresh perspective and help you understand things better. The classroom is on the ground floor, in a very small side-room with barely 10 desks. It doesn’t seem to be a popular class at all. As you hesitantly open the door you notice a balding old man with a wrinkled face smile up at you. “H-hello, is this Wizarding Economics?” “Sure is, c’mon in,” he replies in a jolly American accent, “What’s yer name?” “Hermione, sir.” “Dr. Paul, pleased to meet yeh. Jus’ take a seat over there, we’ll begin shortly.” (Rolling 70+ economics test… fail!) Only two other students show up, Dakota and a smarmy English twat who keeps raising his hand to answer every question. Thankfully Dakota’s witty remarks keep you entertained throughout the class, he seems to know his economics pretty damn well; engaging in lively debate with Dr. Paul over the merits of Keynesian economics vs the work of Hayek, and what it meant for the Wizard’s Gold Standard. In the end it was the teacher who won, stumping his student; it was pretty darn close though, and right up until the last minute you could have sworn the debate could have gone either way. You aren't sure exactly what you were meant to learn from this class. It was either the ability to Barter effectively, or the ability to Invest Money into an interest generating bank account. Regardless, you enjoyed spending the time with Dakota. He waves goodbye at the end of class, dashing off to try outs for the Quabbach team.
Onyxdime 01/02/15 (Fri) 18:27:51 60f2f2 No. 2354
That evening you headed over to your Transfiguration class, not having attended in quite a few days. When you arrive the teacher is no less loud and excitable than she was last time. “WHAT’S UP BITCHES?! Let’s change some shit up!” The teacher waves her wand fantastically at a small steel bowl of water sitting on the table at the front of the class. “ENFRITZO!” An icy wind chills the whole classroom to the bone; when you open your eyes the water has been completely frozen solid. “This spell works on any water source, freezing it completely for about one to two minutes, depending on how well you cast it. Note that this is a ‘safe’ version of the spell, so it will only make humans or animals a bit cold. There are more advanced versions you can learn later on that can freeze enemies in their tracks. Let’s see you try now.” She sets the bowl of water in front of you with a dull thud, and beckons you to try casting freezing it. “Enfrizto!” you mutter, mirroring her wand movements. *Kzzzzccchh KRAK* The water freezes with a loud cracking sound. “Brilliant work! Just do exactly like Hermione did everyone! Remember class, next time you come will be your class test! You will require a C minus at minimum to pass my class.” (+10 respect) As the night begins to roll in you debate how to spend your evening: A.) Head to the Christmas Market again. B.) Try to find someone to socialise with. C.) Check out the Mysterious Artifacts and Archaeology Society for quests. D.) Head to Dueling Club E.) Go and study for Transfiguration. (Studying gives a 10% bonus to your test each time you do it, up to a max of 40% bonus.) F.) Look for jobs to do in the school. Hermione Horniness: 0% Orgasm: 300% (Quite Sensitive) Respect: 333/1000 You are viewed as: Notably Slutty Clothing: Black Bra Black Panties Tight jumper Slightly too short skirt Slightly off-colour robes Knee High Boots (-5% agility, gain minor respect each day you wear.)
AlphaWanker 01/02/15 (Fri) 18:53:35 c355bd No. 2356
Rolled 15
>>2354 >F.) Look for jobs to do in the school.
AF 01/02/15 (Fri) 19:04:01 57146f No. 2357
Rolled 59
>>2354 F
AlphaWanker 01/02/15 (Fri) 19:14:10 a13c29 No. 2358
>>2354 Yup, doing something for our bank account sounds good.
Also voting F.
Solstice 01/02/15 (Fri) 19:14:15 393fd1 No. 2359
AlphaWanker 01/02/15 (Fri) 19:24:14 c8903d No. 2360
Rolled 90
>>2354 F
Onyxdime 01/02/15 (Fri) 19:28:00 60f2f2 No. 2361
F wins! I'll get another part out ASAP
Onyxdime 01/02/15 (Fri) 19:34:38 60f2f2 No. 2362
>>2361 Let's get a random encounter roll! I've got shitloads of random events dreamt up now, so I better start using some.
Onyxdime 01/02/15 (Fri) 19:35:31 60f2f2 No. 2363
>>2362 Let's get a 40+ random encounter roll*
AlphaWanker 01/02/15 (Fri) 19:35:38 a13c29 No. 2364
Rolled 99
>>2363 Encounter roll
Onyxdime 01/02/15 (Fri) 19:36:23 60f2f2 No. 2365
>>2364 You amazing bastard.
AlphaWanker 01/02/15 (Fri) 19:37:43 a13c29 No. 2366
Rolled 23
>>2365 I'm reasonably pleased with myself.
Onyxdime 01/02/15 (Fri) 19:49:43 60f2f2 No. 2368
You decide to spend your evening in a productive way, heading down to the job roster board to see if you can replenish your dwindling amount of gold. The corridors are fairly dark now, illuminated by the fractal glow of a dozen shimmering torches. (Rolling 40+ random encounter luck test…99 rolled! Phenomenal win!) While you are walking along the West Wing’s corridor you can’t help but feel that the paintings have been moved. You were almost certain there was a picture of a knight in golden armour, just before the stairs. In fact- you’re certain of it. The painting is gone! You step up to the wall and look where it used to be; the grey stones on the wall here much dirtier and rougher than the surrounding ones. You reach up and softly graze your fingers across them. *Grrrrind* The stones move slightly, revealing a tiny alcove in the wall, barely big enough for you to stretch an arm into. It’s difficult to see, but it looks like there is a small wooden box at the back of the hole. You stretch in and grab it, your fingers demolishing an ocean of dust that coated the small timber box. When you finally pull it out you notice it has a small brass latch on the front, it is about the length of your wrist to your elbow. *Grrrrind* You jump in shock as the stones magically shuffle back into place, sealing the small hiding spot. *Creaaaaaak* You slowly open it up to reveal a glittering golden necklace with a large blue pendant stone in the center. “A Lucid Amulet!” you gasp. You had read about them before; powerful amulets that allowed the wearer to dream about whatever they wanted and control it in any way. Unfortunately these stones are very rare, and they burn out after one use. (You can wear this before you go to bed to get a 100% consequence free gallery story of any enemy/scenario you have encountered so far!) You stash the rare amulet in your room before heading back down to the jobs board. It seems there are plenty of jobs available tonight… A.) Help caretaker deal with Poltergeist in history department. (45 gold) B.) ToP SeKREt - see HaGGaRd (10 gold) C.) Experimental potions testing with Professor Shnape (30 gold per potion tested, max of 3 tests.) D.) Deliver parcels to Pufflehuff and Slither-in Common Rooms (25 gold) Hermione Horniness: 0% Orgasm: 300% (Quite Sensitive) Respect: 333/1000 You are viewed as: Notably Slutty Clothing: Black Bra Black Panties Tight jumper Slightly too short skirt Slightly off-colour robes Knee High Boots (-5% agility, gain minor respect each day you wear.)
AlphaWanker 01/02/15 (Fri) 19:53:30 b499e0 No. 2369
>>2368 A
onyx, what do i have to do to roll?
Solstice 01/02/15 (Fri) 19:54:01 393fd1 No. 2370
>>2368 A, a poltergeist encounter could be fun!
Onyxdime 01/02/15 (Fri) 19:57:54 60f2f2 No. 2371
>>2369 Check out rule 5 of the first post :)
Unnamed man 01/02/15 (Fri) 19:58:03 b499e0 No. 2372
Rolled 15
testing
AlphaWanker 01/02/15 (Fri) 20:01:03 8d08cf No. 2374
Jado 01/02/15 (Fri) 20:01:26 4fe663 No. 2375
AlphaWanker 01/02/15 (Fri) 20:08:06 a13c29 No. 2376
Unnamed man 01/02/15 (Fri) 20:09:27 b499e0 No. 2377
Rolled 61
>>2369 i change my choice to C
AlphaWanker 01/02/15 (Fri) 20:11:14 cdb9a7 No. 2378
AF 01/02/15 (Fri) 20:36:23 57146f No. 2380
AlphaWanker 01/02/15 (Fri) 21:08:17 60f2f2 No. 2381
>>2378 >>2377 >>2376 >>2374 C 4
D 1
A 2
C wins!
We'll be heading down to sample some potions.
Let's get a 20+ luck test
AlphaWanker 01/02/15 (Fri) 21:08:57 684ac2 No. 2382
Rolled 29
>>2368 C
Onyxdime 01/02/15 (Fri) 21:09:06 60f2f2 No. 2383
>>2381 Just confirming this is me btw, cleared my cookies again.
AlphaWanker 01/02/15 (Fri) 21:09:13 684ac2 No. 2384
Rolled 72
>>2381 Luck roll
Onyxdime 01/02/15 (Fri) 21:17:19 60f2f2 No. 2385
You decide to take the job for Shnape, sampling his experimental potions. It doesn’t take you long to get down to the dungeon, a miserable place that is now colder than ever. When you walk into Shnape’s office you are greeted to the warmth of a crackling fireplace. “Professor, I’m here for the job.” “Hmm?” “The potion sampling?” “Ahh, yesh. Pleashe, take a shiet, I’m almost done marking thish esshay.” A couple of minutes pass by before Shnape stands up and cautiously lifts three small vials from a damp wooden shelf to his right; one a glowing violet, one a bright pink, and one a fluorescent yellow. “Pleashe shample thish violet one first. It ish a shimple mixsture. Fairly harmlessh.” (Rolling 20+ luck… 72 rolled pass!) It tastes like a very bitter grape, with a hint of… bacon. You feel slightly thirsty after drinking it, but there don’t seem to be any side effects at all. Or any effect for that matter. “Blasht it! Another dud poshun!” Shnape roars, scribbling something frantically onto an old leather jotter. “The nexht poshun is even safer, it’sh a shimple antidote that I could never quite perfect. Are you up for trying it?” he inquired. A.) Let’s continue! (This potion will have an easier to pass luck test than the last one.) B.) No, I’ll take my 30 gold and go. Hermione Horniness: 0% Orgasm: 300% (Quite Sensitive) Respect: 333/1000 You are viewed as: Notably Slutty Clothing: Black Bra Black Panties Tight jumper Slightly too short skirt Slightly off-colour robes Knee High Boots (-5% agility, gain minor respect each day you wear.)
Random Impulse 01/02/15 (Fri) 21:19:37 fa3eac No. 2386
AlphaWanker 01/02/15 (Fri) 21:19:40 a13c29 No. 2387
AlphaWanker 01/02/15 (Fri) 21:19:55 c8903d No. 2388
Rolled 74
>>2385 A
AlphaWanker 01/02/15 (Fri) 21:20:13 8d08cf No. 2389
AlphaWanker 01/02/15 (Fri) 21:20:35 a13c29 No. 2390
I'm hooping that we get some benefit other than gold out of this. Maybe some slight bonuses for future rolls, or learning a new potion or something.
AlphaWanker 01/02/15 (Fri) 21:20:51 684ac2 No. 2391
AlphaWanker 01/02/15 (Fri) 21:22:29 231ba6 No. 2392
Onyxdime 01/02/15 (Fri) 21:34:26 60f2f2 No. 2394
A wins again! Let's get a 12+ Luck test!
AlphaWanker 01/02/15 (Fri) 21:35:46 684ac2 No. 2396
Rolled 97
>>2394 luck
AlphaWanker 01/02/15 (Fri) 21:35:58 231ba6 No. 2397
Rolled 47
>>2394 Luck roll.
Random Impulse 01/02/15 (Fri) 21:36:53 fa3eac No. 2398
AlphaWanker 01/02/15 (Fri) 21:41:03 a13c29 No. 2399
>>2396 Nice! We're doing pretty well today.
Onyxdime 01/02/15 (Fri) 21:41:26 60f2f2 No. 2400
“Let’s continue then,” you reply, grabbing the second potion and popping the wooden cork. *Glug glug* (Rolling 12+ luck test… 97% epic win!) You immediately feel a tingling throughout your body and stagger forward, putting your hands on Shnape’s desk. “What’sh happening? What are you feeling? Tell me! I implore you!” “It’s- tingling! My whole body…” “Aha! I’ve done it! I’ve mashtered the antidote! Fantashtic! I won’t be needing this recipe anymore, pleashe take it.” Shanpe hands you a small recipe to an antidote potion that can cure most poisons and aphrodisiacs. It requires some ingredients from the Dark Forest to make it. There may be other locations you can find these ingredients though, including shops and vendors. “Now… thish final poshun is very dangeroush. Quite rishky.I don’t exactly know what it doesh yet. A.) Let’s continue! (This final potion will be very risky. Feeling lucky, punk?) B.) No, I’ll take my 60 gold, the antidote recipe and go. Hermione Horniness: 0% Orgasm: 300% (Quite Sensitive) Respect: 333/1000 You are viewed as: Notably Slutty Clothing: Black Bra Black Panties Tight jumper Slightly too short skirt Slightly off-colour robes Knee High Boots (-5% agility, gain minor respect each day you wear.)
AlphaWanker 01/02/15 (Fri) 21:43:20 8d08cf No. 2402
AlphaWanker 01/02/15 (Fri) 21:43:23 231ba6 No. 2403
>>2400 B
We've done alright. Let's not press our luck.
Random Impulse 01/02/15 (Fri) 21:46:53 fa3eac No. 2404
AlphaWanker 01/02/15 (Fri) 21:49:01 a13c29 No. 2405
>>2400 A. Got a good feeling about this.
AlphaWanker 01/02/15 (Fri) 21:51:19 684ac2 No. 2407
Unnamed man 01/02/15 (Fri) 22:04:57 b499e0 No. 2411
Rolled 97
>>2400 A
what could go wrong?
Unnamed man 01/02/15 (Fri) 22:05:22 b499e0 No. 2413
>>2411 fuck, i should have saved that roll
AlphaWanker 01/02/15 (Fri) 22:05:26 a13c29 No. 2414
>>2411 That was a luck roll, right?
Unnamed man 01/02/15 (Fri) 22:06:28 b499e0 No. 2415
AlphaWanker 01/02/15 (Fri) 22:08:45 6c243a No. 2416
>>2415 >>2414 Nobody else should roll now, then he'll have to accept it by default!
AlphaWanker 01/02/15 (Fri) 22:09:19 face2d No. 2417
A
Unnamed man 01/02/15 (Fri) 22:12:48 b499e0 No. 2418
i have a question, why onyx is taking so long to write the story?
AlphaWanker 01/02/15 (Fri) 22:15:01 a13c29 No. 2419
>>2418 I'm guessing he's waiting for a good number of voters, so the result is representative.
Onyxdime 01/02/15 (Fri) 22:16:18 60f2f2 No. 2420
A wins! Let's get a 55+ potions test! (I'm taking long because I'm also doing other stuff. I have a full time job and ultra religious family to deal with meaning I can't get uninterrupted time to tell a story. Sorry about this, I'll be back to normal next week, but until then I can only update when the 'Morality police' aren't breathing down my neck, and my boss isn't dumping metric tonnes of shit over me.)
Jado 01/02/15 (Fri) 22:18:07 4fe663 No. 2421
Rolled 31
>>2420 Potions
AlphaWanker 01/02/15 (Fri) 22:21:59 a13c29 No. 2422
>>2420 That sucks, sorry to hear that. And don't worry, most of us realise that you are spending your free time doing this.
>>2421 This also sucks. Why must you interrupt our lucky streak?
AlphaWanker 01/02/15 (Fri) 22:26:36 face2d No. 2423
Question for anyone. How do you roll on 8chan? Haven't been part of a storytiem thread since the last 4chan Desu thread.
Unnamed man 01/02/15 (Fri) 22:27:53 b499e0 No. 2424
>>2423 typing this "dice d100" on the email box
AlphaWanker 01/02/15 (Fri) 22:27:57 231ba6 No. 2425
>>2423 I just type:dice d100 in the emai) field.
AlphaWanker 01/02/15 (Fri) 22:29:09 face2d No. 2426
Rolled 17
Thanks.
Onyxdime 01/02/15 (Fri) 22:54:41 66c89b No. 2427
"What the hell, I could use the extra cash," you pop it open and down the final potion in one go. It tastes vaguely like strawberries and pineapples, but with something salty in it too. As you swallow and gulp it begins to curdle at the back of your throat, making you gasp for breath. He mixture is coating the back of your mouth. *cough gak* "Oh sheit! Of fuck! I can't shend another sthudent to the infirmary this year or I'll loshe my researche contract! Keep breathing, Missh Manger! Hold on, I'll-" You recover quickly, suddenly taking in air again as your throat opens up. The stuff seems to have seeped into your skin. (Rolling potions luck test 55+… 31 rolled, fail. Moderate transformation) "Let me check out your mousth, are you feeling alright?" Shnape asks in a panic. "Yeah, I feel- MPFF!" Your reply is interrupted as he shoves two fingers into your mouth, feeling around to check if any of the residue has remained. As his two digits press up against your throat you suddenly feel a surge of pleasure, as if somebody was fingering a g-spot at the back of your mouth. "Mmm!" "Hmm… It seemsh like your body ish reacting pleashurably to touchesh in your throat now. Peculiar…" As he slides his damp fingers out your body quivers; it feels remarkably similar to having your pussy fucked. "Fuck! What did you do to me?!" "I don't know, yet. And don't shwear at your professhur!" "How long until I'm back to normal?!" "Until we find a cure I guesh? Here is your 90 gold. Come shee me some evening when you're free and we'll ressearch a cure together. I promish. Jusht don't tell Dubshdoor!" A.) Agree to not tell on Shnape, just take your 90 gold and the potion recipe and leave. B.) Try to blackmail Shnape for more gold. C.) Try to blackmail Shnape for an easier Winter exam. Hermione Horniness: 15% Orgasm: 308% (Quite Sensitive) Respect: 333/1000 You are viewed as: Notably Slutty Clothing: Black Bra Black Panties Tight jumper Slightly too short skirt Slightly off-colour robes Knee High Boots (-5% agility, gain minor respect each day you wear.)
AlphaWanker 01/02/15 (Fri) 23:01:58 a13c29 No. 2428
AlphaWanker 01/02/15 (Fri) 23:04:15 8d08cf No. 2429
>>2427 A
Eating will be hilarious now.
AlphaWanker 01/02/15 (Fri) 23:04:15 8d08cf No. 2430
>>2427 A
Eating will be hilarious now.
Unnamed man 01/02/15 (Fri) 23:13:08 b499e0 No. 2432
AlphaWanker 01/02/15 (Fri) 23:18:24 231ba6 No. 2433
>>2427 C
We need all the help with rolls we can get.
AlphaWanker 01/02/15 (Fri) 23:20:06 e3e680 No. 2434
can we blackmail into teaching us some potions/help us studying for exams?
Jado 01/02/15 (Fri) 23:23:28 4fe663 No. 2435
Onyxdime 01/02/15 (Fri) 23:32:05 66c89b No. 2436
>>2434 Sure, that works as an option D. - Blackmail Shnape to tutor you.
I'll be back in the morning to do the next part before I head to work.
Random Impulse 01/02/15 (Fri) 23:47:18 fa3eac No. 2438
>>2427 >>2436 D. Tutoring will help with the exam AND we'll learn some actual potions.
AlphaWanker 01/02/15 (Fri) 23:58:54 231ba6 No. 2439
>>2427 >>2433 I'll switch to D.
ZetZet 01/03/15 (Sat) 00:13:16 9c6188 No. 2440
AlphaWanker 01/03/15 (Sat) 01:37:28 0d6091 No. 2443
Voting D: blackmail Shnape to tutor us
AlphaWanker 01/03/15 (Sat) 01:45:26 c355bd No. 2444
Rolled 42
>>2427 >A.) Agree to not tell on Shnape, just take your 90 gold and the potion recipe and leave.
Marshall 01/03/15 (Sat) 02:14:59 0219f7 No. 2445
D as well
AF 01/03/15 (Sat) 02:20:15 57146f No. 2446
AlphaWanker 01/03/15 (Sat) 02:38:36 57c5b6 No. 2448
d, because right now we're the very definition of stupid slut, at least we can try to be a clever slut.
Nonnymoose 01/03/15 (Sat) 02:48:53 81b173 No. 2450
AlphaWanker 01/03/15 (Sat) 03:44:36 cdb9a7 No. 2459
The Carpathian 01/03/15 (Sat) 04:11:24 cd34aa No. 2469
Loserface 01/03/15 (Sat) 06:30:17 c8324c No. 2536
AlphaWanker 01/03/15 (Sat) 06:50:15 face2d No. 2545
Rolled 36
D we need every advantage we can get at this point.
Onyxdime 01/03/15 (Sat) 09:30:05 3e7ccc No. 2556
D is winrar! Let's get a 35+ spaghetti test.
ZetZet 01/03/15 (Sat) 10:12:22 9c6188 No. 2562
Rolled 4
>>2556 Spaghetti test
ZetZet 01/03/15 (Sat) 10:14:53 9c6188 No. 2563
Rolled 39
>>2562 I guess I have to eat my spaghetti without a sauce
AlphaWanker 01/03/15 (Sat) 11:16:42 c004d9 No. 2570
Onyxdime 01/03/15 (Sat) 12:38:41 e3643c No. 2574
>>2562 Suddenly spaghetti.
Next part coming up when I get off work…
Once upon a dungeon guessing,
All Shnape's potions I was testing,
In a school for all the misbegotten sluts and whores.
A bad potion, something's happening,
The Anons prepare for fapping,
I demand of Shnape tutoring,
Glorious blackmail galore,
Only this, and I'm not a whore…
Ahh, distinctly I remember,
It would make my grades much better!
And my pussy much less wetter,
If I just could find the cure.
But blackmail he would not let me,
For I spilled all my spaghetti,
Now my pussy is quite wetty,
Only this, I am a whore.
AlphaWanker 01/03/15 (Sat) 13:47:20 84b62d No. 2575
>>2574 Now Onyx, what would your boss say if he saw you writing poems for your erotic parody story instead of working… he might say
PROMOTIONS!!!
AlphaWanker 01/03/15 (Sat) 20:24:05 07c6aa No. 2589
>>2575 Very quickly, let's get 70+ escape tests.
Keep rolling until you pass this guys. Each time you fail will make things worse.
Onyxdime 01/03/15 (Sat) 20:24:23 07c6aa No. 2590
>>2589 Me again, swtiched computers, forgot to type in my details.
AlphaWanker 01/03/15 (Sat) 20:33:00 956080 No. 2592
Rolled 75
>>2589 escape tests
AlphaWanker 01/03/15 (Sat) 20:44:18 84b62d No. 2593
>>2592 That took a lot less tries than I would have expected.
AlphaWanker 01/03/15 (Sat) 20:52:10 a13c29 No. 2594
Onyxdime 01/03/15 (Sat) 21:42:52 07c6aa No. 2603
(Anons voted to blackmail Shnape into tutoring them and teaching them new potions recipes) "Shnape! You've ruined my throat, I think you owe me much more than an apology." Shnape turns around, stunned at your outburst. "What?" "I want you to tutor me in the evenings. Teach me extra potions, or I'll tell Dubsdoor. Oh! And you're going to teach me new potions as well. Useful ones." (Rolling spaghetti test 35+… 4% epic fail.) "No, I'm not. Tschut up you sthupid pestulant girl." "I'll scream rape!" "Pleash, go ahead, no one’sh gonna believe you.” “AAAAAAHHHHHHHOhhhhh!!” you squeal loudly, as your vocal cords tighten a spasm of pleasure courses from the tip of your tongue to the top of your chest, making you reach for your throat in orgiastic ecstasy. Your squeal fades into a much quieter moan. *Zzzipp* Your eyebrows shoot up sending creases of shock along your forehead when you hear the sound of Shnape unzipping his black trousers before you. You can see him quickly stroking his fat cock to erection, barely four feet away from you. “Let’sh shample what thish feelsh like for both of ush.” He grabs you roughly as you try to escape, taking two fingers and plunging them into your mouth. You try to bite down, but he has a good hold of your jaw. As you breathe through your nose you feel his fingers plunge into your throat, pushing you down onto your knees. The tip of his dick rubs against your exposed neck, coating it with strands of gooey precum. “Mmm mmm ahhmmm AHHMMMM!” The dungeon is soon filled with sounds of your moans and gasps as he forcefully fingers your throat. “Well lubricated…” he mutters, twisting them around, and making you writhe and clench your fingers in ecstasy, “How about you shuck me off now? It’sh high time you learnt to tschow shome reshpect!” As your fingers dig into your palms you feel him push right into your throat. Your mind wanders, imagining how amazing it would feel to have a cock in there; sliding in and coating the back of your mouth in a flood of hot spunk.
Onyxdime 01/03/15 (Sat) 21:43:52 07c6aa No. 2604
(Rolling escape test 70+… 75 rolled. Pass!) You are almost brought to the brink of an orgasm, your pussy growing damp and your nipples stiffening. But you manage to push Shnape away as he tries lining up his cock to your mouth. For a second he seems livid that you spurred his advances, his eyes never leaving your slabber-soaked face as he wipes his fingers against his dark grey robes. “FINE! Here’sh your gold, now off to bed wisth you, shlut!” He tosses three small brown pouches of gold your way, along with the potion recipe. You quickly rush to the door, only to hear him slam it firmly behind you. It looks like you’ve upset him pretty bad. Hopefully he won’t mark your exam harshly… Hermione Horniness: 69% Orgasm: 375% (Quite Sensitive) Respect: 333/1000 You are viewed as: Notably Slutty Clothing: Black Bra Black Panties Tight jumper Slightly too short skirt Slightly off-colour robes Knee High Boots (-5% agility, gain minor respect each day you wear.) Day 19 - Friday You wake up the next morning and cautiously slip a finger into your mouth. Yip. As soon as you hit the edge of your throat you feel it. A tingling pleasure, much like something brushing against your clitoris. "Fuck," you whisper in an anxious rage. You'll need to sort this out or eating is going to be a pleasurable nightmare. *BANG* *thud* A small firework erupts over your bed and a shoe-sized lump hits the bedsheets. "Huh?" You moan, picking it up and rubbing the sleep out of your eyes. "Oh! The Maily Dail!" You exclaim, forgetting you had subscribed to a newspaper a while ago. As you look at your daily schedule you notice you don't have a morning class today,just a scheduled "Study Period." You could either spend the morning reading the newspaper, or check out the library for a cure to your afflicted throat, or you could study for the transfiguration exam. I'm the evening it looks like you've been let off classes early since it's Friday. (Pick one choice from each time period) Morning: Read Newspaper, Search for cure, or Study for Transfiguration Afternoon: Magical History, Wizarding Economics, or Defence Against Dark Things Evening: (FREE PERIOD!) Go to the Magical Artefacts Society, Go to Duelling Club, Check up on your secret room, Go to the Christmas Market (regular shops will still be open too as you're going earlier this time!), Socialise with friends. (Any other sensible suggestions are also acceptable.) Hermione Horniness: 1% Orgasm: 275% (Quite Sensitive) Respect: 333/1000 You are viewed as: Notably Slutty Clothing: Black Bra Black Panties Tight jumper Slightly too short skirt Slightly off-colour robes Knee High Boots (-5% agility, gain minor respect each day you wear.)
AlphaWanker 01/03/15 (Sat) 21:50:44 c355bd No. 2607
Rolled 89
>>2604 Morning:
Study for Transfiguration
Afternoon:
Defence Against Dark Things
Evening: (FREE PERIOD!)
Go to the Magical Artefacts Society,
AlphaWanker 01/03/15 (Sat) 21:52:45 684ac2 No. 2608
>>2604 Morning: Study for Transfiguration
Afternoon: Defence Against Dark Things
Evening: Duel Club
AlphaWanker 01/03/15 (Sat) 21:56:05 8d08cf No. 2609
>>2604 Morning: Study for Transfiguration
Afternoon: Wizarding Economics
Evening: Go to the Magical Artefacts Society
AlphaWanker 01/03/15 (Sat) 21:59:49 a13c29 No. 2610
>>2604 Morning: Study for Transfiguration
Afternoon: Wizarding Economics
Evening: Socialise with friends
ZetZet 01/03/15 (Sat) 22:00:52 9c6188 No. 2611
Rolled 50
>>2604
AlphaWanker 01/03/15 (Sat) 22:01:14 956080 No. 2612
>>2604 Morning:
Search for Cure
Afternoon:
Defence Against Dark Things
Evening:
Duel Club
AlphaWanker 01/03/15 (Sat) 22:01:16 84b62d No. 2613
>>2604 Study for transfiguration
Wizarding Economics
Magical Artefacts Society
AlphaWanker 01/03/15 (Sat) 22:04:05 231ba6 No. 2615
>>2604 Study for Transfiguration
Wizarding Economics
Go to the Magical Artefacts Society
ZetZet 01/03/15 (Sat) 22:04:05 9c6188 No. 2616
>>2611 missclick…
>>2604 Morning: Search for cure
Afternoon: Magical History
Evening: Go to the Magical Artefacts Society
AlphaWanker 01/03/15 (Sat) 22:03:38 ea04a6 No. 2617
>>2604 Study for Transfiguration
Wizarding Economics
Magical Artefacts Society
ZetZet 01/03/15 (Sat) 22:04:04 9c6188 No. 2618
>>2611 missclick…
Morning: Search for cure
Afternoon: Magical History
Evening: Go to the Magical Artefacts Society
ZetZet 01/03/15 (Sat) 22:09:23 9c6188 No. 2620
>>2563 >>2611 >>2616 >>2618 I'm fucking everything up today
I better not roll anymore for today
Marshall 01/03/15 (Sat) 22:10:31 0219f7 No. 2621
Study for transfiguration Wizarding Economics Christmas market (Once or twice only will it be available!!!)
AlphaWanker 01/03/15 (Sat) 22:23:17 e3e680 No. 2622
>>2604 grab a banana for in between snack^^
Morning Study for Transfiguration
Afternoon Against Dark Things
Evening Go to the Magical Artefacts Society,
AlphaWanker 01/03/15 (Sat) 22:24:13 a13c29 No. 2623
>>2622 >grab a banana for in between snack Maybe a sausage and a cucumber too.
Onyxdime 01/03/15 (Sat) 22:27:03 b4fb4f No. 2624
Results: -Study for Transfiguration -Wizarding Economics -Magical Artifacts Society Let's get a 65+ Intelligence test for economics!
AlphaWanker 01/03/15 (Sat) 22:27:41 a13c29 No. 2625
Rolled 24
>>2624 Intelligence roll
AlphaWanker 01/03/15 (Sat) 22:27:48 a13c29 No. 2626
Onyxdime 01/03/15 (Sat) 22:30:31 b4fb4f No. 2628
Oh, And I almost forgot, a 35+ random encounter test for the library.
AlphaWanker 01/03/15 (Sat) 22:30:50 c355bd No. 2629
Rolled 70
>>2628 random encounter test for the library.
Onyxdime 01/03/15 (Sat) 23:27:56 b4fb4f No. 2638
It's been far too long since you were last in the Bogwarts library, walking down its hallowed corridors, books piled up to the ceiling on renessiance shelves. You take a quiet seat on the second floor by the Transfiguration section and sit down, opening a thick tomb and analysing how OPEC wizards turn sand into oil to dominate the global market. It's rather fascinating and you end up getting captivated in the science behind it. (Rolling 35+ random encounter test… 70 rolled!) As you are flipping through the book a scraggly faded note on the inside falls out, drifting gently to the floor. You reach down and pick it up; it seems to be instructions and a drawing of some kind on a nearly illegible map. The words, "Birmingham's Greatest Treasure and Darkest Secret" title the old document, although it's nearly impossible to tell what such a secret could be. A drawing of a tall clock tower marks the center of the map, with several little tunnels branching out into poorly drawn rooms beneath it. The writing has become so faded that it is completely impossible to read. You fold it up and put it in your pocket, debating what to do with it next. (+10 to your next exam roll for Transfigration!) As you out the book back on the shelf you debate what class to head to next, before settling on Wizarding Economics again- if only to see Dakota. (Rolling intelligence test 65+… 24 rolled. Fail) Class is even more difficult than before. Dr. Paul attempts to elaborate on basic supply and demand curves by drawing loop-the-loops on them to show the effect of magic. You don't get it. To make things worse Dakota doesn't even show up, leaving you alone with Dr. Paul and 'English McTwatface.' "An' remember folks, next week is our class exam. Hope you learnt yer shit this year!" Dr. Paul chuckles, beckoning you out the door. You are glad to leave, eagerly rushing down to the MAAF society. When you get there a tall blonde haired, blue eyed student wearing an Indiana Jones style hat and a brass-rimmed monocle in his right eye. "You must be Hermione, really chuffed to meet you! I'm Edward Eglington, President of the MAAF, apologies for not meeting you earlier, I was away in the Congo." "Oh wow, how was it?" "Positively dreadful, very uncivilised locals. Didn't know the first thing about proper culture." "Right…" you begin, attempting to change the conversation, "Where is everyone else?" "Eh wot? Let's see now. Couple are off searching for Aztec tombs. A few more are… Eh… Up in the Highlands looking into an old castle. Me personally, I am going over to Aleppo tomorrow to try to raid some tombs before that milky-tea bastard, Assad ruins any more Artifacts with his diddlyboom guns! Honestly, just take your pick, we would all enjoy your company, should you choose to grace us with it. Just remember you'll be paying for your own flights if you don't have a broom that can fly you there!" A.) Search for the Aztec tombs with your fellow MAAF members (2250 gold - CANT AFFORD) B.) Fly to the Highliands castle to join up with MAAF Members. (Free!) C.) Join Edward in going to Aleppo. (1500 gold - CANT AFFORD) D.) Buy a train ticket to Birmingham to investigate the secret. (29 gold) E.) Head to duelling club instead F.) Go back for more studying in the library G.) Go and search for a cure to your throat. Hermione Horniness: 0% Orgasm: 250% (Slightly Sensitive) Respect: 333/1000 You are viewed as: Notably Slutty Clothing: Black Bra Black Panties Tight jumper Slightly too short skirt Slightly off-colour robes Knee High Boots (-5% agility, gain minor respect each day you wear.)
The Carpathian 01/03/15 (Sat) 23:29:28 cd34aa No. 2639
Rolled 99
>>2604 Study for Transfiguration
Defence Against Dark Things
Go to the Magical Artefacts Society,
The Carpathian 01/03/15 (Sat) 23:31:17 cd34aa No. 2640
AlphaWanker 01/03/15 (Sat) 23:31:29 684ac2 No. 2642
AlphaWanker 01/03/15 (Sat) 23:32:00 8d08cf No. 2643
AlphaWanker 01/03/15 (Sat) 23:33:14 c355bd No. 2644
Rolled 79
>>2638 >F.) Go back for more studying in the library
AlphaWanker 01/03/15 (Sat) 23:33:59 e3e680 No. 2645
>>2638 how much gold do we have atm anyway?
going with D as well
Not Mara Rivers 01/03/15 (Sat) 23:34:33 a13c29 No. 2647
AlphaWanker 01/03/15 (Sat) 23:43:57 84b62d No. 2649
ZetZet 01/04/15 (Sun) 00:24:18 9c6188 No. 2655
ZetZet 01/04/15 (Sun) 00:24:54 9c6188 No. 2656
AlphaWanker 01/04/15 (Sun) 09:12:45 ea04a6 No. 2758
AlphaWanker 01/04/15 (Sun) 11:04:06 face2d No. 2761
Rolled 41
D it is, lets hope we don't screw it up.
Onyxdime 01/04/15 (Sun) 11:34:02 724289 No. 2762
D wins! I'm back to my own place in 3 days time, so that sounds like the best time to start our dungeon crawl. I can do a long uninterrupted session with updates every 10-15 minutes like I used to. This also gives me time to finish the commissions for this month. Finally, I'll be starting a competition thread tonight around 9/10pm GMT.
UnholyQuilt 01/04/15 (Sun) 20:38:40 ed3e08 No. 2765
>>2638 E.
All of our encounters with the dueling club have been fucking amazing; so why is it that we never go back?
AlphaWanker 01/04/15 (Sun) 20:48:18 84b62d No. 2766
>>2765 Because cave explorer.
AlphaWanker 01/07/15 (Wed) 03:29:27 5eea71 No. 3151
The way we have been going lately we should join the dangerous pets society. Screw the dueling club.
AlphaWanker 01/07/15 (Wed) 03:42:33 231ba6 No. 3159
Onyxdime 01/09/15 (Fri) 01:50:46 9e645f No. 3190
>>2762 Storytiem is go at 10pm on the 9th January. We'll be doing the Birmingham dungeon.
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 02:00:39 84b62d No. 3192
>>3190 im just glad 8chan is back up in time for it.
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 05:39:18 2a385b No. 3215
>>3190 Would this be EST or PST?
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 20:28:03 84b62d No. 3222
ZetZet 01/09/15 (Fri) 21:11:05 9c6188 No. 3225
Onyxdime 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:02:22 fe1c15 No. 3228
You decide to buy a train ticket to Birmingham, converting your gold into British Pounds you estimate it will cost you around 21 gold to leave from Edinburgh. Before you leave you wonder what you should wear when you go exploring… A.) Slutty Prom Dress B.) Slutty Prom Dress and Knee High Boots C.) Naughty Schoolgirl Outfit D.) Naughty Schoolgirl Outfit and Knee High Boots Hermione Horniness: 0% Orgasm: 250% (Slightly Sensitive) Respect: 333/1000 You are viewed as: Notably Slutty Clothing: Black Bra Black Panties Tight jumper Slightly too short skirt Slightly off-colour robes Knee High Boots (-5% agility, gain minor respect each day you wear.)
ZetZet 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:03:09 9c6188 No. 3229
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:07:28 84b62d No. 3231
>>3228 A
we wouldnt want our brand new clothes and boots to get wrecked while adventureing.
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:07:44 d4d4b3 No. 3232
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:07:38 42f59a No. 3233
Onyxdime 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:09:15 fe1c15 No. 3234
>>3229 >>3233 C wins!
(Hopefully we'll get more people in here soon.)
Can I get a 30+ luck test?
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:10:28 42f59a No. 3235
Rolled 5
>>3234
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:10:31 84b62d No. 3236
Rolled 86
>>3234 lucky roll
Onyxdime 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:11:28 fe1c15 No. 3237
>>3235 We haven't actually reached the dungeon yet…
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:11:08 84b62d No. 3238
>>3235 ahah iddnt call it doesnt count, that was close
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:11:51 a13c29 No. 3239
>>3235 >>3236 Can't we take the roll from the guy who actually announced his roll?
Onyxdime 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:11:38 fe1c15 No. 3240
>>3237 We haven't actually reached the dungeon yet…
…and we're already rolling epic fails.*
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:12:46 d4d4b3 No. 3241
>>3240 This is gonna be a great adventure!
Onyxdime 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:13:05 fe1c15 No. 3242
>>3238 >>3239 Very true, almost forgot. We'll take the epic win.
Remember to type out what you are rolling for, even just "Strength"
This ensures that when we are doing multiple tests there is no confusion.
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:12:39 a13c29 No. 3243
>>3239 I think this rule is especially important on 8chan, because sometimes people (myself included) fprget to delete the dice from the email field.
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:13:06 a13c29 No. 3244
>>3242 Thanks, based Onyx!
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:14:41 84b62d No. 3245
>>3242 not even at the dungeon and were already rolling epic wins
Onyxdime 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:16:51 fe1c15 No. 3246
You arrive at Edinburgh station at a quarter to eight, forking over the equivalent of 21 gold for a ticket. The sleek train arrives pretty quickly- you’re glad you didn’t have to stand on the platform for too long. You get on board and it begins ferrying you down to one of the largest cities in the UK. You lie back and try to catch some sleep on the six hour journey; you’ll need all the energy you can get if this proves to be another dangerous dungeon.
(Rolling luck test…86+ epic win)
You manage to find a carriage all by yourself and lie down to try and get some rest. As you sleep you dream about yourself being molested by a group of chavs on the train. Maybe in some alternative dimension this happened…
Regardless, you awake at 2am feeling completely refreshed as the train pulls into Birmingham station. You get off and begin pondering what to do. Where could that clocktower from the drawing be?
A.) Try to make with contact local wizards and witches.
B.) Start exploring the city looking for clock towers.
C.) Find a hotel to stay in and search in the morning
(Anyone who wants to know the stats and gold can find them here:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1TZx-GOJ4IuXcTZz6eqylwXMtXlCVw51lR8HO6SoH5uM )
Hermione
Horniness: 0%
Orgasm: 150% (Tingly)
Respect: 333/1000
You are viewed as: Notably Slutty
Clothing:
Black Bra
Black Panties
Tight jumper
Slightly too short skirt
Slightly off-colour robes
Regular shoes
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:18:32 e37c49 No. 3247
b
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:18:44 956080 No. 3248
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:19:05 42f59a No. 3249
>>3246 A
Have been here in a while.. have we completely given up on respect??
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:19:41 a13c29 No. 3250
>>3246 A
>You manage to find a carriage all by yourself and lie down to try and get some rest. As you sleep you dream about yourself being molested by a group of chavs on the train. Maybe in some alternative dimension this happened…
I know what I want the gallery story to be.
Onyxdime 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:20:45 fe1c15 No. 3251
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:20:40 b0f9f1 No. 3252
B
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:20:48 d4d4b3 No. 3253
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:22:25 84b62d No. 3254
Onyxdime 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:23:15 fe1c15 No. 3255
File: 1420842195256.jpg (454.5 KB, 1076x1600, 269:400, 12803031553_b12aa601d7_h[1….jpg )
Onyxdime 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:26:18 fe1c15 No. 3256
*PEWP PEWP* The train whistles as it pulls away from the platform, leaving you in the slightly misty air. A full moon is out, partially obscured by clouds from above. You wrap your robes tightly around you, trying to keep the chill off. A couple of drunks muddle around, singing aimlessly and swaggering down the street. In the distance the rumble and roar of cars drag racing down the vacant streets rings out in the night air. “Right, I better start on finding this clocktower…” As you step out of the station you see a tall clock tower in the distance, about three quarters of a mile away. It looks like it is in the middle of the university district. There are quite possibly other clock towers around too though. The walk towards it seems fairly linear; a fifteen minute stroll down the main street. There are plenty of lights around, but there’s also a lot of chavs and party-goers emerging from the clubs while pretty drunk. You suppose you could try and find another way down the dark alleyways instead. A.) Go to the clock tower down the main street, pushing through the rowdy crowds. B.) Take the less-walked alleyways to avoid the crowds. C.) Make a mental note of where this tower is and see if there are any others. D.) Other? (As usual, write in your own ideas.) Hermione Horniness: 0% Orgasm: 150% (Tingly) Respect: 333/1000 You are viewed as: Notably Slutty Clothing: Black Bra Black Panties Tight jumper Slightly too short skirt Slightly off-colour robes Regular shoes
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:26:49 d4d4b3 No. 3258
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:27:02 e37c49 No. 3259
b what could go wrong?
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:27:38 42f59a No. 3260
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:28:03 956080 No. 3261
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:29:12 cdb9a7 No. 3262
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:29:29 a13c29 No. 3263
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:30:16 b0f9f1 No. 3264
B
Onyxdime 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:31:17 fe1c15 No. 3265
Decider between B and C. First to 4 wins
ZetZet 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:31:21 9c6188 No. 3266
Onyxdime 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:31:32 fe1c15 No. 3267
>>3266 C wins!
Let's get three 80+ luck tests
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:32:48 956080 No. 3268
Rolled 15
>>3267 Luck
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:32:49 a13c29 No. 3269
Rolled 14
>>3267 Luck roll
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:32:28 e37c49 No. 3270
Rolled 44
>>3267 luck
ZetZet 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:32:58 9c6188 No. 3271
Rolled 12
>>3267 lucky roll
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:33:03 42f59a No. 3272
Rolled 3
>>3267 Lucky test
ZetZet 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:33:39 9c6188 No. 3273
we are fucked
Onyxdime 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:33:54 fe1c15 No. 3274
>>3268 >>3269 >>3270 Two epic fails and a fail.
Fails don't do anything bad in this case; but since you got two epic fails shit's going down.
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:33:27 a13c29 No. 3275
Rolled 71
>>3268 >>3269 >>3270 >>3271 >>3272 Can virtual dice be loaded?
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:34:33 e37c49 No. 3276
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:37:34 a13c29 No. 3277
>>3276 Can't argue with that.
Onyxdime 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:38:37 fe1c15 No. 3278
File: 1420843117730.jpg (28.08 KB, 497x531, 497:531, 1017096_576969975679739_21….jpg )
You take a mental picture of where the tall tower with the orange glowing face is, and then begin looking around the rest of the horizon for any more. (Rolling three 80+ luck tests… fail and two epic fails) Searching around the dark city you fail to notice any more towers of any kind. And to make things worse it seems like you’ve gotten lost in a bad part of town. Rows of cheap terraced housing line the streets and gangs of guys hang out on the street corners. You could attempt to retrace your steps, but you would have to pass by these gangs. In the distance you notice the dark street sliced in twain by the bright lights of a black cab. You could get in it and take a taxi back to the first clock tower you saw… A.) Ask the gangs for directions and information. Act slutty. B.) Ask the gangs for directions and information. Act dominant. C.) Hail the passing taxi! Get the fuck out of there! D.) Just try to retrace your own steps. E.) Other? (As usual, write in your own ideas.) Hermione Horniness: 0% Orgasm: 150% (Tingly) Respect: 333/1000 You are viewed as: Notably Slutty Clothing: Black Bra Black Panties Tight jumper Slightly too short skirt Slightly off-colour robes Regular shoes
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:39:56 42f59a No. 3279
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:40:13 a13c29 No. 3280
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:39:52 8d08cf No. 3281
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:40:19 956080 No. 3282
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:40:37 e37c49 No. 3283
C
ZetZet 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:40:40 9c6188 No. 3284
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:40:48 b0f9f1 No. 3285
D
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:41:20 84b62d No. 3286
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:41:46 cdb9a7 No. 3287
Onyxdime 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:41:26 fe1c15 No. 3288
>>3286 >>3284 >>3283 >>3279 4 C's to 3 D's
C narrowly wins!
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:42:30 a13c29 No. 3289
>>3288 So, is this gonna be expensive?
Onyxdime 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:46:57 fe1c15 No. 3290
A couple of the gang members have noticed you by yourself in your slutty schoolgirl outfit. They begin heading your direction. In a panic you raise your right arm and wave it frantically, “Taxi! Taxi!” Thankfully it pulls over and you clamber inside. The driver turns around as you slam the door shut. “Right, w’er to ‘luv?” “T-the clocktower.” “Shur’ thin’.” The taxi pulls off and begins heading out of the dangerous estate. As you sit coddling your wand you notice the driver eyeing you up, he seems confused by your strange outfit. Sitting back in the filthy leather seat you look up to notice a meter above your head clicking up by 25 pence every few seconds. By the time you see the clock tower you have a fee of £12.75. *Gulp* You swallow nervously, realising you don’t have any muggle money left after buying your ticket. Maybe he would take your gold instead? The current exchange rate is about £2 to 1 gold piece. A.) Bribe him with 10 gold. B.) Bribe him with 20 gold. C.) Try to flee as soon as the taxi stops. D.) Offer a handjob in exchange for your fare. E.) Other? Hermione Horniness: 0% Orgasm: 150% (Tingly) Respect: 333/1000 You are viewed as: Notably Slutty Clothing: Black Bra Black Panties Tight jumper Slightly too short skirt Slightly off-colour robes Regular shoes
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:48:59 956080 No. 3291
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:49:12 a13c29 No. 3292
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:49:17 42f59a No. 3293
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:49:24 8d08cf No. 3294
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:49:44 231ba6 No. 3295
>>3290 D
Why not? No one from Bogwarts is around so it's not like we'll lose respect.
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:50:09 e37c49 No. 3296
A I dont trust our luck today… How much gold do we have?
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:50:45 84b62d No. 3297
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:50:21 42f59a No. 3298
>>3295 Self-respect, brother
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:51:06 a13c29 No. 3299
>>3295 I wouldn't be opposed to this.
Onyxdime 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:51:07 fe1c15 No. 3300
>>3297 >>3296 >>3293 >>3292 A wins!
Let's get a 50+ spaghetti test
Let
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:52:07 42f59a No. 3301
Rolled 43
>>3300 Infinite spaghetti
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:52:23 84b62d No. 3302
Rolled 32
>>3300 sgetti rowl
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:53:45 84b62d No. 3303
>>3301 >>3302 were never getting out of Edenburough with these rolls…
Onyxdime 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:54:20 fe1c15 No. 3304
>>3301 That's a fail, he isn't very receptive to bribery. You're options are dwindling fast…
A.) Bribe him with 25 gold.
B.) Try to flee!
C.) Offer a handjob in exchange for your fare.
D.) Other?
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:54:39 a13c29 No. 3305
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:54:54 42f59a No. 3306
Rolled 5
>>3304 C…
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:55:29 84b62d No. 3307
>>3303 >Edenburough Burmingham, im braintarded.
>>3304 C-CONFUSIO and lefg it!!
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:55:36 8d08cf No. 3308
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:55:10 e37c49 No. 3309
C I dont trust our gold reserves
Onyxdime 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:56:11 fe1c15 No. 3310
>>3307 Good idea for an option D, I'll give you guys 2 minutes to see if you want to swap.
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:57:18 42f59a No. 3311
>>3307 D
Sure, lets do this. (Are we allowed to cast magic outside school?)
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:57:21 e37c49 No. 3312
>>3309 changing my vote to D
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:57:59 956080 No. 3313
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:59:00 a13c29 No. 3314
C'mon guys, the poor cabbie didn't do anything to us, why screw him over? A handjob is the least we can do.
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:58:40 231ba6 No. 3315
Onyxdime 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:59:28 fe1c15 No. 3316
>>3307 >>3311 >>3312 >>3313 4 D's
Let's get a 45+ magic test!
Remember that we are using the Egyptian Wand and anyone with orange ID gets +10 to their roll.
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:00:02 a13c29 No. 3317
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:01:57 e37c49 No. 3319
Rolled 48
>>3317 ok
>>3316 rolling magic
(do we even have colored ids?)
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:02:46 84b62d No. 3320
>>3319 turn it on in the options at the top left you magnificent bastard.
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:03:03 a13c29 No. 3321
>>3319 Yep, but you have to change it in the options menu.
Well done!
Onyxdime 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:02:37 fe1c15 No. 3322
>>3319 Pass!
Top right corner.
Options
Turn on "Colour ID's"
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:03:04 897275 No. 3323
>>3319 I think they can be enabled
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:03:40 84b62d No. 3324
>>3320 >left RIGHT, fuck my brain today.
Onyxdime 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:06:50 fe1c15 No. 3326
*SQUEAK* The old taxi’s brakes shriek as the driver tugs on the handbrake. “Ok, that’ll be £13.25, if yuh’ please. Tha’ clocktowers jus’ o’er there,” the taxi driver points vaguely into the distance. “I… don’t exactly have money… but I CAN give you ten gold pieces!” you exclaim, fishing in your pocket and taking out a handful of gold coins. (Rolling Spaghetti… Fail!) “Uhh… no.” ‘Shit’ you think, beginning to panic. You throw the gold back in your pocket and draw your wand; “CONFUSIO!” you bellow. It is normally forbidden to use magic outside of school, but the worst that will happen is you either get fined or given a detention. The taxi driver suddenly blinks repeatedly as the spell hits him. “Oh, sorry luv’ blanked out there. Where was it you wanted to go ‘gain?” “Ahh… nevermind,” you quietly mutter, leaving the taxi. You can’t help feeling a little bit guilty, but at least no harm was done. The taxi drives off with a dull rumble, the driver apparently confused about how he got to the university. You are now at the base to the clocktower; it seems there is only one way inside, a small wooden door on the ground floor. The tower is surrounded by large grassy lawns and university classrooms- probably quite a nice place to study. A.) Hide and watch the door for a while. See if anyone goes in or leaves. B.) Check if the door is open, then creep inside. C.) Other? Hermione Horniness: 0% Orgasm: 150% (Tingly) Respect: 333/1000 You are viewed as: Notably Slutty Clothing: Black Bra Black Panties Tight jumper Slightly too short skirt Slightly off-colour robes Regular shoes
Onyxdime 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:07:15 fe1c15 No. 3327
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:08:06 a13c29 No. 3328
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:08:12 8d08cf No. 3329
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:08:34 42f59a No. 3330
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:09:47 956080 No. 3331
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:10:16 897275 No. 3332
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:10:18 84b62d No. 3333
Onyxdime 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:14:34 fe1c15 No. 3334
You decide to check the front door out; creeping up to it with your wand raised. As you raise your hand to the brass handle it suddenly swings inward, as if inviting you inside. There are no lights on, but the streetlights outside illuminate just enough for you to see. You step inside, glancing around. It looks like there are two ways you could go; the first is up the stairs to the top of the clock tower. It doesn't look like there are any lights once you climb the first flight of steps. The second is down through an ajar trapdoor on the floor. A rope ladder dangles precariously from the edge of it, leading to a basement about ten meters down. There are a few pin pricks of light at the bottom, possibly candles. A.) Head upstairs into the darkness. B.) Climb down the ladder to the basement. Hermione Horniness: 0% Orgasm: 150% (Tingly) Respect: 333/1000 You are viewed as: Notably Slutty Clothing: Black Bra Black Panties Tight jumper Slightly too short skirt Slightly off-colour robes Regular shoes
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:16:17 8d08cf No. 3335
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:16:09 42f59a No. 3336
Onyxdime 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:16:12 fe1c15 No. 3337
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:17:35 956080 No. 3338
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:18:24 84b62d No. 3339
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:18:40 231ba6 No. 3340
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:18:43 a13c29 No. 3341
>>3334 B
Let's take some candles, and then head upstairs.
ZetZet 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:18:50 9c6188 No. 3342
>>3334 D, because
>The words, "Birmingham's Greatest Treasure and Darkest Secret" title the old document, although it's nearly impossible to tell what such a secret could be. A drawing of a tall clock tower marks the center of the map, with several little tunnels branching out into poorly drawn rooms beneath it. The writing has become so faded that it is completely impossible to read.
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:18:52 42f59a No. 3343
>>3337 aww man, why would someone upload that D: poor girl
ZetZet 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:19:39 9c6188 No. 3344
Onyxdime 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:20:44 fe1c15 No. 3345
>>3335 >>3336 >>3340 3 A
>>3344 >>3341 >>3339 >>3338 4 B
B wins…
Let's get a (very easy) 20+ stealth test
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:21:07 e37c49 No. 3346
Rolled 65
>>3345 stealth
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:21:24 84b62d No. 3347
Rolled 64
>>3345 easy stealth HERE WE GOOOOO
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:23:37 a13c29 No. 3348
>>3346 I'm pleasantly surprised.
Onyxdime 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:27:02 fe1c15 No. 3350
You peer over the edge of the trapdoor and down into the basement, before grabbing onto the edges of the rope ladder and clambering down into the basement. Your feet connect with a solid stone floor beneath you, it seems to be a general storage room of some kind filled with wooden crates. (Rolling stealth test… pass!) A lot of the crates remain unopened, stamped with various flags of countries of origin. Argentina, Germany, and Italy seem to be the three most common, with a couple of crates coming from Russia and Poland. It looks like it would take a powerful tool or magic spell to open them. It’s pretty unclear where you should go next; none of the doors leaving the room are marked in any way. There is a rough wooden door to the left with a tarnished handle; the base of the door has caused deep grooves and scratches on the floor. On the other side of the room is a much cleaner looking door; but in order to get at it you’ll have to push some crates away. Finally, there is a stone archway ahead that leads into a dark corridor. You’ll need to take a candle if you’re going down here. A.) Go left down the rough door. B.) Move the crates and go right. C.) Take a candle and venture down the dark corridor… Hermione Horniness: 0% Orgasm: 130% (Tingly) Respect: 333/1000 You are viewed as: Notably Slutty Clothing: Black Bra Black Panties Tight jumper Slightly too short skirt Slightly off-colour robes Regular shoes
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:28:11 42f59a No. 3352
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:28:19 8d08cf No. 3353
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:28:04 231ba6 No. 3354
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:28:07 a13c29 No. 3355
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:28:40 956080 No. 3356
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:30:00 e37c49 No. 3357
Rolled 44
A
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:31:45 84b62d No. 3358
>>3350 C
the map was so old it was nearly completly faded, remember.
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:32:50 897275 No. 3359
A
Onyxdime 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:33:06 fe1c15 No. 3360
3 C and 3 A First to 4 wins
ZetZet 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:33:53 9c6188 No. 3361
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:34:41 42f59a No. 3362
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:34:38 684ac2 No. 3363
Onyxdime 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:35:29 fe1c15 No. 3364
>>3362 That'll do
Let's get a 40+ awareness test…
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:36:21 42f59a No. 3365
Rolled 91
>>3364 Awareness
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:35:55 231ba6 No. 3366
Rolled 14
>>3364 Awareness roll.
Jado 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:36:41 a788a4 No. 3367
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:37:56 a13c29 No. 3368
Onyxdime 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:41:35 fe1c15 No. 3369
You grab a long white waxy candle off the wall and begin making your way down the dark corridor. After a few minutes you begin to wonder if anyone had actually been down here recently. The ground beneath your feet felt mushy and mossy. (Rolling awareness test… epic win!) After another twenty or so meters of bumbling down the dark corridor it opens up into a large room. The floor is coated in a deep pool of water, making going any further very difficult unless you decide to swim. On the other side of the room you can see the faint outline of another doorway. Glancing down into the pool of water you notice there are lots of viney weeds flowing freely in the water. This could be a very dangerous crossing if you decide to swim it. A.) Swim for the other side! B.) Nope. Turn back and try a different door. C.) Use Enfritzo to freeze the surface of the water and attempt to cross it. D.) Other? Hermione Horniness: 0% Orgasm: 130% (Tingly) Respect: 333/1000 You are viewed as: Notably Slutty Clothing: Black Bra Black Panties Tight jumper Slightly too short skirt Slightly off-colour robes Regular shoes
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:43:05 8d08cf No. 3370
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:44:34 42f59a No. 3371
>>3369 D
Surely there must be some mechanism for people to cross. Look for it. Otherwise C
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:44:38 e37c49 No. 3372
A lets get ourself in trouble already
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:44:47 956080 No. 3373
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:44:58 84b62d No. 3374
>>3369 C
this is definately the way to the secret dungeon.
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:46:27 231ba6 No. 3375
ZetZet 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:46:39 9c6188 No. 3376
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:46:13 8b8b0a No. 3377
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:47:24 a13c29 No. 3378
>>3369 C, what better use for our spell?
Onyxdime 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:47:31 fe1c15 No. 3379
C wins! Let's get a 45+ magic test for Enfritzo!
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:47:32 84b62d No. 3380
>>3369 not voteing for it here but we could also swishy ficky ourselves right?
>>3372 Its more fun to lose while resisting then throw the game on purpose I think.
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:48:03 84b62d No. 3381
Rolled 42
>>3379 Ice cold magic roll
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:48:45 42f59a No. 3382
>>3380 swishy flicky is a good idea if the other fails
Onyxdime 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:49:11 fe1c15 No. 3384
>>3380 Sure, you can try that. Never thought of it myself!
And yeah, if you want to see a sex scene try and find the amulets for the gallery stories.
Onyxdime 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:50:24 fe1c15 No. 3385
>>3381 That's… a fail.
Let's get an 80+ agility test
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:50:38 a13c29 No. 3386
>>3381 Goddammit, you should have let the orange dude roll.
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:51:18 a13c29 No. 3387
Rolled 77
>>3385 Agility
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:52:50 76d9b1 No. 3389
>>3381 >>3387 Fuck 3 off both times
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:55:47 42f59a No. 3390
Thinking of the imminent rape and soon destroyed panties, we should make it our top priority to research a cloth mending spell in the library when we get back. Our expenses on clothing are waay to high
Onyxdime 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:56:12 fe1c15 No. 3391
“Enfritzo!” (Rolling magic… fail) Your wand casts a thin sheet of ice across the surface of the pool, enabling you to get across. You cautiously step out onto it, testing the ice. Content that it was safe enough to cross you begin walking over it to the other side. It’s fairly slippy and you struggle to stand upright, but eventually you pick up a good pace, gliding your shoes along the surface. *Crack* Your blood runs colder than the ice at the sound of the crack- and that’s the problem. The ice is quickly melting and cracking. You must have cast the spell wrong! (Rolling agility… narrow fail!) You pick up the pace, rushing to the other door and reaching out. As your arms stretch the ice breaks, sucking half your body into the water underneath. Your hands have just managed to grip onto the side of the lake. You begin trying to pull yourself out, but something wet and slimey has snapped around your left ankle. “NOOOOO!” you squeal in a panic. A.) Pull yourself out! Focus on clawing your way out! B.) Use Swishy-flick on yourself. C.) Risk going underwater to manually remove the thing around your ankle. D.) Other? Hermione Horniness: 0% Orgasm: 125% (Tingly) Respect: 333/1000 You are viewed as: Notably Slutty Clothing: Black Bra Black Panties Tight jumper Slightly too short skirt Slightly off-colour robes Regular shoes
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:57:47 42f59a No. 3392
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:59:08 8d08cf No. 3393
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:59:10 231ba6 No. 3394
>>3391 B
Remember, only orange IDs roll for casting.
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:59:14 e37c49 No. 3395
B
AlphaWanker 01/09/15 (Fri) 23:58:47 956080 No. 3396
Onyxdime 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:01:17 fe1c15 No. 3397
B wins! Let's get a 60+ magic test!
Onyxdime 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:01:45 fe1c15 No. 3398
B wins! Let's get a 60+ magic test!
Nonnymoose 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:01:17 7d8045 No. 3399
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:01:45 a13c29 No. 3400
Rolled 56
>>3391 B, and let e37c49 roll
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:01:45 84b62d No. 3401
>>3391 A
I think swishy will leave us dangling helplessly in the air like a baloon on a string… and someone is tugging on it.
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:01:45 84b62d No. 3402
>>3391 A
I think swishy will leave us dangling helplessly in the air like a baloon on a string… and someone is tugging on it.
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:01:17 84b62d No. 3403
>>3391 A
I think swishy will leave us dangling helplessly in the air like a baloon on a string… and someone is tugging on it.
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:02:14 84b62d No. 3404
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:02:53 42f59a No. 3405
>>3400 I hope this counts as orange..
Jado 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:04:31 a788a4 No. 3406
>>3400 That's orange-y… Right?
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:04:23 a13c29 No. 3407
>>3405 Well, In truth I just forgot to delete the dice from the email field.
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:05:09 84b62d No. 3408
>>3405 didnt specify the roll so its not counted
Onyxdime 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:04:50 fe1c15 No. 3409
>>3400 He didn't specify magic test.
Is anyone gonna take the risk and roll? >:D
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:05:02 e37c49 No. 3410
>>3398 magic
i stated roll! thats how it works!
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:06:16 e37c49 No. 3411
Rolled 20
well im an idiot…
>>3398 magic
Jado 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:05:57 a788a4 No. 3412
>>3409 Isn't that valid for orange though? Since it's such a limited perk.
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:06:16 84b62d No. 3413
Onyxdime 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:08:18 fe1c15 No. 3414
>>3411 That's a fail with 20+10=30
Onyxdime 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:10:17 fe1c15 No. 3415
“Swishy-fl-umpfff!” you attempt to yell as your head is repeatedly tugged to the edge of the water, almost submerging it. If you can make yourself levitate maybe you can be tugged away from this monster. *COUGH COUGH* (Rolling magic test…fail!) You can’t keep your head above the water long enough to cast your spell, giving the underwater tentacles time to strip off your shoes, pulling them into the murky depths. Both of your ankles are restrained now and you feel the weeds curling up around your leg. One of them has a bumpy textured pattern, kind of like anal beads. You shudder at the thought of it pushing itself inside you, then agonisingly pulling them out and making you squirm. A.) Pull yourself out! Focus on clawing your way out! B.) Swishy-flick again! C.) Risk going underwater to manually remove the weeds around your legs. D.) Other? Hermione Horniness: 0% Orgasm: 125% (Tingly) Respect: 333/1000 You are viewed as: Notably Slutty Clothing: Black Bra Black Panties Tight jumper Slightly too short skirt Slightly off-colour robes
Jado 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:10:45 a788a4 No. 3416
>>3414 So,
>>3400 does not count as orange then I presume?
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:11:27 e37c49 No. 3417
B
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:11:44 8d08cf No. 3418
Jado 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:11:21 a788a4 No. 3419
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:12:15 956080 No. 3420
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:11:56 231ba6 No. 3421
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:12:43 42f59a No. 3422
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:12:55 a13c29 No. 3423
Onyxdime 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:13:18 fe1c15 No. 3424
B wins, let's get a 65+ magic test!
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:13:18 e37c49 No. 3425
Rolled 89
>>3424 magic
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:14:04 a13c29 No. 3426
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:13:43 84b62d No. 3427
>>3415 can we cast frezio under water at the plant tenticles and have it affect them since its not a human or animal?
Onyxdime 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:14:42 fe1c15 No. 3428
>>3416 Nope, I already allow yellow and orange. That is just a bit too much of a stretch to call orange.
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:14:37 84b62d No. 3430
>>3426 just an epic mate, phenominal is 99-100
Onyxdime 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:15:04 fe1c15 No. 3431
Jado 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:15:50 a788a4 No. 3432
>>3430 Yeah but
>>3425 has an orange color ID, with our wand it boosts +10 on all magic attempts
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:15:53 a13c29 No. 3433
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:16:41 84b62d No. 3434
>>3432 >>3433 thats right i forgot about the ID, my bad
Onyxdime 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:19:19 fe1c15 No. 3435
You attempt to cast Swishy-flick one more time. (Rolling… 99 rolled! Phenomenal win!) “SWISHY FLICK!” you scream, splashing out of the water and suddenly rising to the roof. The strength of your spell has lifted the whole pondweed out of the pool; tugging it up by the roots and killing almost all of it in one go. The weeds go limp and let go of your leg before harmlessly splashing back into the water. You take the chance to pull yourself out of the pool and catch your breath. “Ha… ha… fuck yeah.” (Swishy-flick has been mastered! Spells you have mastered can be re-rolled, but you must stick with the second result, even if it is worse.) It might be safe to dive and grab your shoes now. Only a few of the weedy tentacles are still alive… A.) Head on deeper into the dungeon… B.) Swim down into the pool to try and grab your shoes and see what else is down there. C.) Go back into the main room with the rope ladder. D.) Other? Hermione Horniness: 0% Orgasm: 105% (Tingly) Respect: 333/1000 You are viewed as: Notably Slutty Clothing: Black Bra Black Panties Tight jumper Slightly too short skirt Slightly off-colour robes
Jado 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:20:34 a788a4 No. 3436
>>3435 B, cast Swishy-flick on the shoes? Since they're so small and we've now mastered the charm it should be fairly easy.
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:20:40 a13c29 No. 3437
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:20:52 8d08cf No. 3438
Jado 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:21:03 a788a4 No. 3439
>>3436 Or well, I guess that makes this a: D roll
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:21:36 231ba6 No. 3440
>>3435 >>3436 Sure. Why the hell not?
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:21:39 956080 No. 3441
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:21:19 42f59a No. 3442
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:21:51 e37c49 No. 3443
D Swishy flick on shoes
Onyxdime 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:23:23 fe1c15 No. 3444
>>3436 >>3439 >>3442 >>3443 Great idea!
25+ magic roll!
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:24:22 e37c49 No. 3445
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:24:53 e37c49 No. 3446
Rolled 98
>>3444 magic dammit
Onyxdime 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:25:10 fe1c15 No. 3447
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:26:02 e37c49 No. 3448
>>3446 >>3447 this gun b good
Jado 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:26:53 a788a4 No. 3450
>>3447 Did we just create hover-shoes?
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:28:07 a13c29 No. 3451
Onyxdime 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:31:40 fe1c15 No. 3452
“Time to see just how good I am…” you whisper, pointing your wand at the faint outline of your shoes. “Swishy-flick!” (Rolling magic test… 98+10=108 PHONEMAL ECSTATIC ORGASMIC WIN!) Your spell is defracted by the water and narrowly misses the shoes, shooting off into the deep, far below. The water bubbles for a few seconds and a large wooden chest bursts out from the depths. It is made from oak, but the wood has begun to rot after many years underwater. It isn’t any wider than your palm, but is easily two thirds the length of your body. As you let it fall down on the ground you cautiously pull away at the sodden wood and open one of the sides. Inside is a long silver staff. You’ve heard of witches using these instead of wands! Sure, they slow you down and tire the user, but they also give powerful magical bonuses. This must be worth a small fortune! An intact staff hasn’t been discovered since 2009; the last one sold for over 2000 gold, if you remember correctly. You lift it in your hands and debate whether you should sling it over your shoulder or use it instead of your wand. You don’t know what kind of magic it uses yet… A.) Sling it over your back B.) Keep it out and use it instead of your Egyptian wand Hermione Horniness: 0% Orgasm: 105% (Tingly) Respect: 333/1000 You are viewed as: Notably Slutty Clothing: Black Bra Black Panties Tight jumper Slightly too short skirt Slightly off-colour robes
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:31:43 a6b9b4 No. 3453
>>3446 My goe, we've found the chosen one
Jado 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:32:27 a788a4 No. 3454
>>3452 B - We don't have that many Yellow & Orange ID's in this thread currently
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:33:03 8d08cf No. 3455
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:32:43 a13c29 No. 3456
>>3452 Noice!
B? Let's see what it can do.
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:32:52 a6b9b4 No. 3457
>>3453 God* I spaghetti'd after seeing the role
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:33:08 e37c49 No. 3458
>>3452 B all the way
ohno my orange privelige
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:33:47 84b62d No. 3459
ZetZet 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:33:51 9c6188 No. 3460
J4CK0FH34RT5 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:33:32 2be02b No. 3461
Onyxdime 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:33:38 fe1c15 No. 3462
>>3459 (Shoes are back too forgot to write that)
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:34:11 42f59a No. 3463
>>3452 B, what could go wrong
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:34:27 956080 No. 3464
Jado 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:34:29 a788a4 No. 3465
>>3454 Besides, we're Musclemione, a heavy staff won't be any issue for us.
Onyxdime 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:34:34 fe1c15 No. 3466
Alright, staff wins! A.) Continue into the Dungeon B.) Head back across the pool into the main room.
Jado 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:35:17 a788a4 No. 3467
>>3466 B - Someone obviously didn't want people to cross the lake since it was bewitched or something
Jado 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:35:58 a788a4 No. 3468
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:35:33 8d08cf No. 3469
Jado 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:36:18 a788a4 No. 3470
J4CK0FH34RT5 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:36:04 2be02b No. 3471
>>3466 A
Cum too far to turn back now
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:36:11 e37c49 No. 3472
A Why would we go back after crossing it?
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:36:45 a13c29 No. 3473
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:37:22 956080 No. 3474
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:38:24 42f59a No. 3475
Onyxdime 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:40:18 fe1c15 No. 3476
You tuck your Egyptian wand away in your robes and grip the silver staff with both your hands. The swollen tip of the staff glows faintly in the darkness, illuminating the way and allowing you to set down the candle. You continue deeper into the cavern, worming your way through increasingly tight corridors. Finally you emerge on a wooden walkway overlooking a group of three people in dark black robes. A staircase to your right leads down to their position. You quickly duck back into your tunnel planning what to do next. A.) Creep up to the edge and spy on them. B.) Pick up a stone and throw it to the far side of the cavern to try and make them leave. C.) Come out peacefully. They may not be bad. Hermione Horniness: 0% Orgasm: 100% (Tingly) Respect: 333/1000 You are viewed as: Notably Slutty Clothing: Black Bra Black Panties Tight jumper Slightly too short skirt Slightly off-colour robes Regular shoes
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:40:29 84b62d No. 3477
>>3466 A
we havn't even been fucked yet.
Rooki 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:41:03 32509a No. 3478
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:40:49 e37c49 No. 3479
A
Jado 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:41:18 a788a4 No. 3480
>>3476 D) Cast Transio in the middle of them
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:41:35 a6b9b4 No. 3481
>>3476 C, lets have some balls
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:41:53 956080 No. 3482
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:41:58 42f59a No. 3483
A
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:41:32 84b62d No. 3484
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:42:27 a13c29 No. 3485
>>3476 A, we wanna know what they're about.
Onyxdime 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:43:39 fe1c15 No. 3486
Jado 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:44:12 a788a4 No. 3487
Jado 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:44:25 a788a4 No. 3488
Rolled 30
>>3487
Onyxdime 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:45:49 fe1c15 No. 3490
>>3487 >>3488 That's… not good.
Let's get a 50+ agility test!
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:45:55 a6b9b4 No. 3491
>>3488 Technically he didnt name the roll on the post ;)
ZetZet 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:46:37 9c6188 No. 3492
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:46:43 42f59a No. 3493
Rolled 16
>>3490 Agility
Rooki 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:47:13 32509a No. 3494
>>3493 christ almighty we're about to be fucked
Jado 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:46:49 a788a4 No. 3495
Welp, time to fight?
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:47:34 e37c49 No. 3496
Rolled 34
>>3488 >>3493 …seems like we get to test our staff
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:47:51 84b62d No. 3497
Rolled 54
>>3486 this is how you name your STEALTH ROLL
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:50:08 84b62d No. 3498
>>3487 >>3488 >>3490 it wasnt called, does it still count
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:52:11 684ac2 No. 3499
>>3498 Yes, he called it the post before but forgot to roll.
Onyxdime 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:52:19 fe1c15 No. 3500
You come out again, crawling up to the edge of the platform to see what they are up to. After a few seconds you notice they are standing around a circular table. A large dick has been drawn with white chalk into the center and they are chanting something in a peculiar ancient language. Dammit, if only you’d taken some history classes you may know what is going on! (Rolling stealth… fail) *CREAK* You accidentally crawl over a loose plank, alerting all three people in robes to your presence. They spin around gazing up at you before rushing up the steps. You attempt to spring back to your feet, but the heavy staff is proving cumbersome and weighing you down a bit. (Rolling agility test… fail!) By the time you have gotten back up on your feet two of the hooded figures have grabbed onto your arms, while a third pulls down her hood to reveal the face of a sexy young woman in her early twenties. Golden hair cascades past her shoulders and he looks up and down your body ominously. You struggle, but with their iron grips on your arms you don’t think you’ll be able to use your staff to help you cast a spell. “Theo, Rowan, bring her down to the table… I’ve got just the right thing for this little slutty spy…” A.) Try to throw Theo and Rowan over the ledge. B.) Twist and struggle to break free. C.) Try casting a spell without a wand or staff (Name what spell you want to use, Anon!) Hermione Horniness: 0% Orgasm: 100% (Tingly) Respect: 333/1000 You are viewed as: Notably Slutty Clothing: Black Bra Black Panties Tight jumper Slightly too short skirt Slightly off-colour robes Regular shoes
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:53:20 956080 No. 3501
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:53:59 8d08cf No. 3502
Jado 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:54:00 a788a4 No. 3503
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:54:06 a13c29 No. 3504
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:54:35 e37c49 No. 3505
A
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:54:48 42f59a No. 3506
Rolled 21
>>3500 A, would be nice with a one-on-one with the leader girl
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:55:04 231ba6 No. 3507
ZetZet 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:54:49 9c6188 No. 3508
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:57:03 84b62d No. 3509
Onyxdime 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:57:29 fe1c15 No. 3510
>>3509 >>3508 >>3507 >>3506 >>3505 >>3502 A wins!
Let's get a 75+ strength test!
Jado 01/10/15 (Sat) 00:57:45 a788a4 No. 3511
Rolled 50
>>3510 STR
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:02:51 684ac2 No. 3512
>>3511 Holy shit Jado, you faggot.
Onyxdime 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:03:16 fe1c15 No. 3513
Theo and Rowan tug sharply, pulling you down the steps with all their might. (Rolling strength… fail) Your attempts to knock them over the balcony utterly fail as you are forced down to the ground floor. As you are forcefully marched down the stairs you feel the woman’s hands groping your ass underneath your skirt. “My god… you’re completely soaked. We’ll need to get you out of these wet, wet clothes…” she licks your ear before slapping you hard on the ass. “Rowan! Restrain her! Theo, get me the Stockings of Sluttiness. Let’s break this little bitch,” she cackles. Theo lets go of your arm, snatching the staff from you and tossing it aside, giving you a chance to escape. A.) Grab Rowan’s cock, try to take them by surprise, then escape. B.) Try to punch Rowan before he can restrain you. C.) Try to grab your wand and cast a spell (Anon’s choice of spell! Specify one!) Hermione Horniness: 12% Orgasm: 100% (Tingly) Respect: 333/1000 You are viewed as: Notably Slutty Clothing: Black Bra Black Panties Tight jumper Slightly too short skirt Slightly off-colour robes Regular shoes
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:04:38 42f59a No. 3514
Rolled 48
>>3513 D
Parley?
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:04:57 8d08cf No. 3515
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:05:49 e37c49 No. 3516
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:05:56 a13c29 No. 3517
Jado 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:08:07 a788a4 No. 3518
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:08:21 684ac2 No. 3519
Onyxdime 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:08:30 fe1c15 No. 3520
>>3519 >>3518 >>3517 >>3516 A or C (Transio)
First to 3 wins
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:09:14 684ac2 No. 3521
ZetZet 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:08:59 9c6188 No. 3522
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:09:31 a6b9b4 No. 3523
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:09:24 42f59a No. 3524
Onyxdime 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:11:07 fe1c15 No. 3526
>>3522 >>3523 >>3524 Transio wins because same person can't vote twice
>>3521
Onyxdime 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:12:08 fe1c15 No. 3527
>>3526 Let's get a 40+ agility test to grab the Egyptian wand, then a 55+ magic test to cast Transio!
Jado 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:12:27 a788a4 No. 3528
Rolled 86
>>3527 Agility
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:12:33 231ba6 No. 3529
Rolled 21
>>3527 Agility roll.
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:12:43 e37c49 No. 3530
Rolled 85
magic
Jado 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:12:46 a788a4 No. 3531
Yo, let someone with an Orange / Yellow roll the magic.
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:13:04 a6b9b4 No. 3532
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:12:40 42f59a No. 3533
>>3530 >>3528 Im okay with this turn of events
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:13:11 a13c29 No. 3534
>>3528 >>3530 That's how I like it!
Jado 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:13:21 a788a4 No. 3535
>>3530 Great job mate, that's a 95
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:13:52 a6b9b4 No. 3536
We're using the staff aren't we? So no sand bonus pretty sure.
Jado 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:13:57 a788a4 No. 3537
>>3512 >Calls me a faggot, then tries to samefag. >>3519 >>3521
Jado 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:15:01 a788a4 No. 3538
>>3536 We're not using the staff since it's not close to us.
>Let's get a 40+ agility test to grab the Egyptian wand
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:14:45 a6b9b4 No. 3539
>>3536 Nevermind, we're using the wand haha
Onyxdime 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:16:08 fe1c15 No. 3540
Holy shit!
Onyxdime 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:20:14 fe1c15 No. 3542
You reach into your pocket and try to pull out the wand before Rowan can restrain you. (Rolling agility… epic win!) You spin out of Rowan’s grasp, leaving him confused as you draw your wand and point it at him. “TRANSIO!” (Rolling magic… 95% epic win!) He is thrown back with the force of the spell, his robes tightening around his chest as he begins to grow a pair of breasts. Theo and the woman begin running your way to stop you, but you raise your wand and they quickly back off. “OHMMMMM!” Rowan moans in a very effeminate voice as tentacles begin slithering out of his robes. You seem to have caught them off guard. Neither the woman nor Theo have their wands out. Theo is holding a pair of red and black striped stockings. The power is all in your hands at the minute… A.) Demand to know who they are. B.) Seize the advantage! TRANSIO the Theo! C.) Seize the advantage! TRANSIO the woman! D.) Take the chance to flee even deeper into the dungeon… making sure to keep your wand raised threateningly. Hermione Horniness: 12% Orgasm: 100% (Tingly) Respect: 333/1000 You are viewed as: Notably Slutty Clothing: Black Bra Black Panties Tight jumper Slightly too short skirt Slightly off-colour robes Regular shoes
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:21:13 e37c49 No. 3543
C Lets get our staff back!
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:21:19 231ba6 No. 3544
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:22:12 a6b9b4 No. 3545
A
Jado 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:22:13 a788a4 No. 3546
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:22:44 42f59a No. 3547
>>3542 E
Transio the space between them!
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:24:04 a13c29 No. 3548
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:24:08 684ac2 No. 3549
Onyxdime 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:26:02 fe1c15 No. 3550
>>3549 >>3544 >>3545 >>3546 A wins!
Let's get a 30+ spaghetti test
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:27:05 42f59a No. 3551
Rolled 6
>>3550 spaghetti
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:27:35 42f59a No. 3552
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:27:29 a6b9b4 No. 3553
>>3551 My god we were doing so well..
Onyxdime 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:29:24 fe1c15 No. 3555
>>3551 This is called a 'blonde moment.'
Let's get a 50+ gullibility test to see how bad things get.
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:30:10 684ac2 No. 3556
Rolled 80
>>3555 Gullibility
Jado 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:30:13 a788a4 No. 3557
Rolled 67
>>3555 Gullibility
>Inb4 epic fail
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:30:13 42f59a No. 3558
>>3555 Ill sit this one over
Onyxdime 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:31:10 fe1c15 No. 3559
>>3556 That's a pass! You aren't completely stupid :D
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:31:50 684ac2 No. 3560
Rolled 11
>>3559 Just slutty?
Jado 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:32:41 a788a4 No. 3561
>>3560 More like, incredibly socially incapable.
Onyxdime 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:33:26 fe1c15 No. 3562
You decide to use your strong position to find out some information. “Ohh! Ahh! It-it’s coming out of my ass!! OHHH GODDDDD!!!” Rowan moans, rolling around uncontrollably on the ground. (Rolling spaghetti test… epic fail!) “W-who are you?!” “We’re…” the woman begins, “Wait, you don’t know?” “N-no, I-” “We are… guardians. Yes, guardians of this dungeon,” she continues, “We protect it from intruders.” “Oh, right,” you mutter, allowing your wand to drop by your side as you relax a bit. Suddenly Theo and the woman begin advancing towards you again. (Rolling gullibility test… pass!) “HANG ON! I saw that dark cock mark!” you bellow. It’s too late though, they’ve got you surrounded. The woman is blocking the stairs, while Theo is blocking the way deeper into the cavern. “Get her!” she roars. A.) Transio on Theo! B.) Transio on the woman! C.) Try to dive past Theo and go deeper into the dungeon. D.) Use Swishy-flick on yourself and levitate out of there! Hermione Horniness: 12% Orgasm: 100% (Tingly) Respect: 333/1000 You are viewed as: Notably Slutty Clothing: Black Bra Black Panties Tight jumper Slightly too short skirt Slightly off-colour robes Regular shoes
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:33:30 684ac2 No. 3563
>>3561 I'd like to see what those stalkings do.
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:33:37 684ac2 No. 3564
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:33:56 8d08cf No. 3565
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:34:29 e37c49 No. 3566
B I demand we save that staff…
Jado 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:34:34 a788a4 No. 3567
>>3562 E - Confusio, it's an easier charm.
Also, we've succesfully cast atleast 2 epic Transio now, how long untill we master it?
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:35:14 956080 No. 3569
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:34:49 a13c29 No. 3570
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:34:52 42f59a No. 3571
>>3563 Yeah, me too.
Do we have our staff?
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:36:53 231ba6 No. 3574
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:37:27 42f59a No. 3576
>>3562 D
Levitate above and then spells
Onyxdime 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:37:15 fe1c15 No. 3577
>>3574 >>3570 >>3569 >>3565 A wins!
Let's get a 55+ magic test
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:37:33 684ac2 No. 3578
Jado 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:37:55 a788a4 No. 3580
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:38:26 684ac2 No. 3581
Rolled 92
magic round 2, this time it's a real roll>>3577
Jado 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:38:18 a788a4 No. 3582
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:38:43 a13c29 No. 3583
>>3581 Well, you did good this time.
Still, you should let the orange ID roll.
Onyxdime 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:39:49 fe1c15 No. 3584
>>3581 That's an epic win!
I'm starting to fall asleep here though; but because we didn't get any sex scenes I'm gonna do a free gallery story of the anon's choice.
Anything we have encountered so far in the whole Bogwarts story; or even something we haven't encountered yet that you would like to see.
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:41:04 a13c29 No. 3585
>>3584 I'd like the chavs on a train.
Onyxdime 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:41:04 fe1c15 No. 3586
All anons are free to suggest and vote on their favourite ideas. Most popular one in 10 minutes will be written.
Jado 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:42:32 a788a4 No. 3587
>>3584 Alteast third epic win with Transio, any hint how long it will take until we master it?
Also I'd like gallery on Photographing gone wrong
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:43:28 8b8b0a No. 3588
Rooki 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:43:38 32509a No. 3589
>>3584 >>3584 how about a scene with the Braehead Hound
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:43:41 e37c49 No. 3590
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:44:26 84b62d No. 3591
>>3584 Failing to resist the trio, having them put on the slutty stickings and finish what they were planning on doing to us.
Jado 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:44:57 a788a4 No. 3592
>>3589 We've already had that one, in chapter one I think
Rooki 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:45:55 32509a No. 3593
>>3592 doesn't mean we can't have another :^)
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:46:11 84b62d No. 3594
>>3591 if this isnt ok then instead one where we get picked for the sex edd class as a demonstration for everyone
Jado 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:46:00 a788a4 No. 3595
>>3593 That's true. I guess I'll change to
>>3589
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:46:18 84b62d No. 3596
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:47:16 956080 No. 3597
>>3591 I agree and would love to see the pair of red and black striped stockings in action
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:48:16 b0fe7c No. 3598
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:48:20 8b8b0a No. 3599
>>3597 Fuck it, I'll change from the photo shoot to this
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:50:39 42f59a No. 3600
>>3584 Something with futanari?
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:50:45 231ba6 No. 3601
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:50:34 d4d4b3 No. 3602
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:54:06 a13c29 No. 3603
>>>3587 Switching to photoshoot. Having a gallery story of one we already had is stupid. And having a galley story of an ongoing encounter is also stupid.
Onyxdime 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:53:45 fe1c15 No. 3604
>>3587 3 votes for photographing gone wrong. (1 changed to stockings)
>>3589 We've already had Braehead, but we can get another. 2 votes for this.
>>3597 3 votes for stockings.
Ok, I need a tiebreaker options are:
Gallery about the Stockings of Sluttiness
Gallery about the Photoshoot gone wrong
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:54:22 684ac2 No. 3605
Rolled 70
>>3604 Photoshoot imho
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:55:29 42f59a No. 3606
>>3604 Isn't there still a chance of us acquiring the stockings or having them used upon us?
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:55:29 8b8b0a No. 3607
>>3604 I know this is getting ridiculous, but I'll change back to photoshoot if allowed
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:55:50 42f59a No. 3608
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:56:05 684ac2 No. 3609
Rolled 39
>>3606 That's why I voted for the photoshoot
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:56:07 8d08cf No. 3610
Jado 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:56:47 a788a4 No. 3611
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:57:33 a13c29 No. 3612
>>3604 I already posted for photoshoot here. Was that counted?
>>3603
Onyxdime 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:58:44 fe1c15 No. 3614
>>3606 Don't worry, it'll be fine.
>>3607 No worries.
Photoshoot narrowly wins!
Story is coming up soon…
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 01:59:35 84b62d No. 3615
>>3614 we can still use the amulet for the gallery of the slutty stockings right?
Onyxdime 01/10/15 (Sat) 02:01:54 fe1c15 No. 3616
>>3615 You can use that for whatever you want anytime you go to sleep in a bed.
Anything the anons want that Hermione has previously encountered.
Onyxdime 01/10/15 (Sat) 02:01:54 fe1c15 No. 3617
>>3615 You can use that for whatever you want anytime you go to sleep in a bed.
Anything the anons want that Hermione has previously encountered.
Or you can sell it.
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 02:08:20 231ba6 No. 3619
>>3617 I'd rather just sell it.
Onyxdime 01/10/15 (Sat) 02:10:42 fe1c15 No. 3620
Also, just a quick update. Audio books are coming soon, apologies for the delay, the girl I'm working with just got back to me yesterday and we're working on picking the first story for her to read.
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 02:13:24 e37c49 No. 3621
>>3620 any news on the 8 hour session?
Onyxdime 01/10/15 (Sat) 02:15:32 fe1c15 No. 3622
>>3621 Getting around to it as soon as I can.
I've got two commissions to finish for my Patreons first.
Onyxdime 01/10/15 (Sat) 02:16:12 fe1c15 No. 3623
"I think I'd like to take the photos for the prom magazine," you reply with an excited smile. You are sure that taking photos for such a publication would raise your profile in Bogwarts a bit. You'd definitely look classy and beautiful; something your fellow students couldn't ignore! "And we still have time for another session after that. Would you like to do…" "…a lingerie shoot…" you mumble quietly. “Ahh, brilliant!” he exclaims, “let’s start with that first…” You draw a deep breath, shutting your eyes as you slide the thin straps from your shoulders, allowing your dress to crumple to the floor. 'This is all for money. Think about the money. They won't see you naked. It's just a lingerie shoot. Think of the money. Think of the money,' your thoughts tumbling over and over again in your head like leaves blowing in the wind. “That’s some really sexy undies you’ve got on there! I didn’t figure you for the type who would go outside wearing something like that. Before we begin, put some of this on," Rodger hands you a small tube of bright, whorish red lipstick. You apply is quickly, smacking your lips together to finalise you new look. "Ok, let’s get one of you lying down. Rest your elbows on the floor and cup your head in the palms of your hands. Brilliant! Hold that pose…” The photoshoot goes on, as he snaps pictures of you from every angle. As it goes on you begin to find yourself enjoying it- the thrill of being captured on camera. You roll over and lie on your back, giving him a hint of what lies beneath the thin fabric of your bra. “Absolutely beautiful… how would you fancy earning a little extra cash?” “What do you have in mind?” “I’ve been looking for a swimsuit model for some time now; lingerie models are one thing, but if you can pull of a skimpy bikini you’ll be all over the front pages of magazines when Spring break hits.” You feel a flutter of excitement in your heart; thousands- no, millions of guys and girls would be looking at your semi-naked body in a revealing swimsuit. The thought of it excites you phenomenally. “L-let’s try one…”
Onyxdime 01/10/15 (Sat) 02:16:21 fe1c15 No. 3624
The photographer goes out back and returns with a very tiny two piece. You anxiously put it on as he leaves the room. It barely fits; two small red hearts just about cover your nipples, while a tight red g-string feels more like its sliding into your vulva, rather than covering it. “Can I come back in?” the photographer rasps. “Y-yes!” you exclaim, sitting on the Ottoman with your legs crossed and your arms folded, covering as much as possible. He nods in approval before hitting the switch on a large lamp beside him, bathing the room in a hot orange summer’s glow. “OK! I need you to take this baby oil and begin squirting it over your body. I want you shiny for these pictures…” “Eh… this is a bit… I’m uncomfortable with…” “Another 50 gold change your mind?” “Y-yeah…” You pop the cap on the bottle and squirt it generously into your hand before smothering it over your belly and arms, eventually rubbing it around over your legs and thighs. *SNAP SNAP* The flashes of light, warmth of the room, and the slippery oil are all making you feel a little bit woozy. You spread your legs a bit and reach up to do your shoulders. “I think you should squirt some baby oil on your tits too, why not pull that shirt down and play with your nipples for me?” “Yeah… I should do that…” you mumble distantly, pulling down the small string bikini and flicking your oily fingers over your stiffening nipples. A tiny part of your conscience wonders if it was baby oil, but this voice of reason is drown out by the slutty bimbo inside of you.
Onyxdime 01/10/15 (Sat) 02:16:28 fe1c15 No. 3625
More coming…
Onyxdime 01/10/15 (Sat) 02:23:22 fe1c15 No. 3626
Second by second, minute by minute you are being reduced to a sex-crazed slut as the oil covers more and more of your sensitive spots. “How about you lather up that pussy of yours? Spread those legs for my and move those panties to the side…” “S-sure!” you giggle, parting your legs, taking two oily fingers, and slowly rubbing across your swimsuit panties, before tugging them aside and plunging two fingers into your soaking pussy. “Eeeeaaaahhhh!” you moan in ecstasy as the strange oil makes your pussy ever more sensitive. Your fingers twirl around deep inside you, gliding over your clitoris and bringing you to the brink of an orgasm. “Yeah, keep pushing them deep into yourself. Let’s see if you can cum for the camera.” *SNAP SNAP* “Yeesss! I’m g-gonna cum for the camera!” you wail, almost losing your mind to the pleasure. *SHLICK SHLICK* Your hand is slapping loudly against your wet labia as you fingerbang your pussy aggressively, hammering your g-spot with everything you’ve got. You want to be seen cumming on camera. You want all your friends to see you writhing around like the slut you are. “OH OHHHH!” *SNAP SNAP* “FFffffuuuuuUUUUUCKKKKKKK!” you groan. “Cum for me… that’s it. Cum for me now! Cum for the camera!” “YESSSSSS!” you squeal as an orgasm hits you; your fingers press up against your g-spot like a button, triggering a cataclysmic rush of pleasure. You shake back on the Ottoman, spasming out uncontrollably as an orgasmic rush flows over you. *SNAP SNAP* “Don’t stop fingering yourself yet! The camera is still rolling!”
Onyxdime 01/10/15 (Sat) 02:28:42 fe1c15 No. 3628
“Ahh… b-but oHHHHH! It’s sensitive… Ahh…” You have to obey his commands, you can’t not be featured on these magazine covers! It’s all you’ve ever wanted! To be seen completely naked and cumming by everyone. And you need the money! You force yourself to continue fingering your pussy, even though the sheer pleasure has rendered you unable to stand on your own two legs, or even keep your tongue in your mouth. “HAAAHH AHHHHH AHHHHH HAAAAHH!” You pant wildly extending your orgasm far beyond the length of any normal one. Suddenly the photographer squirts more oil over your pussy. “Try putting a fist in…” *SNAP SNAP* The photographer continues to take pictures of you wriggling around on the floor. You begin curling your fingers up tightly and attempting to squeeze them into your tight hole. “OhHhhHHHHHhhhhh….. Shhhiiittttt!!! SHIITTTTT!! FUCK! I’M CUMMING!” You climax again as your fist slips into your pussy. “Beautiful.” *SNAP SNAP* “Now, start twisting it around inside yourself. See how many times you can roll your fist around before you cum again. Count with me. One!” “O-Oohhhhne!” “Two!” “Twooooooohhh!” “ThreeeeeeeEHHHHHHH!” “Four!” “FoooooohHHHHHHHH!” “Five!” “FAAAAHHH AHHHH AOHHHHHH!” “Six!” “OHH FUCK SHIT!!!” “Seven!” “Sev- sev- AHHHH AHHHH CUMMING! It’s too sensitive! STOP! LET ME STOP!”
Onyxdime 01/10/15 (Sat) 02:35:05 fe1c15 No. 3630
*SNAP SNAP* He takes a picture of you writhing around on the floor with a fist in your pussy and your eyes rolled back in your head. “My God… I don’t even think I can find a magazine to publish something so slutty, I’ll have to take this to the internet.” “The… int…” “Did I say you could stop rotating your fist? Keep wiggling it about in there.” “No… please… I… OHHHHHHH!” You can’t disobey his words, he’s got you under some kind of control now. Your fist begins moving again, your knuckles stimulating your g-spot and making you gasp uncontrollably. He continues to control you for several more hours, dressing you up in a variety of slutty costumes and taking his pictures. When the Christmas Market left, you left with it, joining the photographer as his best subject, a willing sex-slave who would do anything he asked of you. And even if you were a bit reluctant sometimes, a couple of orgasms would normally set you back on course.
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 02:41:42 42f59a No. 3632
>>3630 Thank you.
Sleep tight based onyxdime, may your return come swift and soon
Solstice 01/10/15 (Sat) 02:43:29 393fd1 No. 3633
>>3630 This was great, thanks!
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 02:45:56 a13c29 No. 3634
>>3630 That was great, thanks. Good night, based Onyx!
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 15:29:11 da7f1c No. 3699
>>3246 >edinburgh station Which one? Waverly or Haymarket? for emersion reasons
Onyxdime 01/10/15 (Sat) 15:44:34 19d9b0 No. 3710
>>3699 Edinburgh Waverley.
Scottish?
Onyxdime 01/10/15 (Sat) 15:46:10 19d9b0 No. 3712
And before anyone else asks, yes, Edinburgh Castle is another place you can loot some day. In fact, pretty much anywhere in the world is up for looting as long as you have a good enough broom or enough gold to fly there. Interesting ideas for places to loot can be posted over on the Bogwarts ideas thread. Chernobyl is already on the list.
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 16:09:52 a13c29 No. 3723
>>3712 Bogwarts: S.T.A.L.K.E.R. edition? I'm in, that sounds amazing.
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 16:20:50 84b62d No. 3734
>>3712 will you be running again today at 10 again?
Onyxdime 01/10/15 (Sat) 18:35:38 19d9b0 No. 3775
>>3734 Afraid not.
I'm going to be working on commissions tonight.
AlphaWanker 01/10/15 (Sat) 18:47:02 84b62d No. 3778
>>3775 Does that mean galleries tonight or private things?
Onyxdime 01/10/15 (Sat) 18:49:44 19d9b0 No. 3779
>>3778 It's mostly stuff for the Patreons at the minute; if you're subscribed to the Patreon you'll see them up tonight.
AlphaWanker 01/11/15 (Sun) 01:18:04 da7f1c No. 3824
>>3710 yes, from edinburgh
Onyxdime 01/11/15 (Sun) 01:39:03 19d9b0 No. 3826
Patreon commission doesn't look like it will be finished tonight. Plot ideas just kept coming, so I've extended it out a bit. There are still 6 major scenes left to write.
>>3824 Holy shit, I'm round there every month pretty much.
AlphaWanker 01/13/15 (Tue) 16:43:44 427943 No. 4259
Love you Onyx
AlphaWanker 01/20/15 (Tue) 03:45:23 82840d No. 5250
Any idea when this is going to start again?
AlphaWanker 01/20/15 (Tue) 04:31:36 684ac2 No. 5251
>>5250 That's a damn good question
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AlphaWanker 01/24/15 (Sat) 12:34:04 ace3e3 No. 5997
HELLOOOO *echo* (hello hello hello hello)
ZetZet 01/26/15 (Mon) 15:20:31 9c6188 No. 6315
he ded?
AlphaWanker 01/29/15 (Thu) 13:06:08 7aa999 No. 6730
rip
Loserface 02/04/15 (Wed) 04:14:21 c8324c No. 7900
Onyx dead again wow r.i.p. did you get bored out from bogwarts or what
AlphaWanker 02/04/15 (Wed) 04:54:34 84b62d No. 7913
AlphaWanker 02/22/15 (Sun) 11:39:29 84b62d No. 12404
Hey Onyx, where can I find that story tiem you did yesterday on /b/? I completly missed it.
Jado 02/22/15 (Sun) 16:01:50 a788a4 No. 12407
AlphaWanker 02/25/15 (Wed) 07:12:13 fce0d4 No. 12607
>>12404 i'm checking the google docs
AlphaWanker 04/24/15 (Fri) 22:15:41 84b62d No. 20522
HAPPENIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!!!
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PERFECT SATAN (stan) !kmaCxwZZR. 09/24/15 (Thu) 00:20:08 13204e No. 29998
You're really determined, aren't you?
All the way from 78… don't you think that's a bit much?
Here… I'll help post too.
/imperfectsatan/ HYPE!
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AlphaWanker 09/24/15 (Thu) 00:20:29 3f3ea6 No. 30004
Mikuposters claim this GET!
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AlphaWanker 09/24/15 (Thu) 00:22:35 16ae3e No. 30007
>>30000
you're quite disturbed
you're also doing nothing but helping /sp/ too
faggot
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