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Skyrotica SnazzyNacho 06/16/15 (Tue) 02:03:19 7c8cdc No.25807

This is the tale of young Skyward, an internet persona. It tells of a failed prank which leads to the existence of a horrible monster. The story will take place in the real world and online at difference points as you play as different characters. Navigate the threats of the online and real world. The game has plot but is not linear.

Rules: All rules are the same as normal, but OP has final say on all decisions.

Status Effects and Traits: Characters may pickup status effects and traits from battles or elsewhere, some are permanent, some are not.

Real World and Online Differences: Online, characters have laugh and disgust meters. Irl, characters have horniness and orgasm meters. Characters online personas are different from their real selves.

Without further ado, let's go!

SnazzyNacho 06/16/15 (Tue) 02:12:30 7c8cdc No.25809

Party: Skyward

Laugh: 0

Disgust:0

Memes:

You log in to iFunny and check you profile, nothing much, just likes and repubs. Before you work on your catfish scheme, you decide which profile to look at.

A: SnazzyNacho

B: Ya_Boi_Pit

C: _Provocative

snazzy nacho Weiss Schnee 06/16/15 (Tue) 02:35:54 f8597c No.25811

8==)

Ruby 06/16/15 (Tue) 02:35:58 3b3ef4 No.25812

Snazzy, nigs

SnazzyNacho 06/16/15 (Tue) 02:39:39 7c8cdc No.25813

SnazzyNacho wins!

Weiss Schnee 06/16/15 (Tue) 02:41:30 f8597c No.25814

> Snazzy always fucking wins

SnazzyNacho 06/16/15 (Tue) 02:52:21 7c8cdc No.25815

Party: Skyward

Laugh: 20

Disgust: 0

Memes: Pepe, Cringe

After laughing at some of Nacho's entry level anime cringe vines and Pepes, you gain 20 laugh and 2 memes.

Memes are special abilities used in battle, they cost laugh to use. You will always have an option to use memes in battle. Memes are gained while surfing iFunny and the web in general.

Memes Gained: Pepe(Laugh Cost 40): Steal an item from an enemy.

Cringe(Laugh Cost 50): Evade an enemy attack.

You decide to enter the Kik chat.

Weiss Schnee 06/16/15 (Tue) 02:55:32 f8597c No.25816

(No baby peen meme. I'm upset)

SnazzyNacho 06/16/15 (Tue) 03:00:57 7c8cdc No.25817

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Weiss sends you the fake nude he is using for a Catfish scheme you are planning. You, Ruby, Nacho, and Weiss begin your Catfish.

Weiss Schnee 06/16/15 (Tue) 03:05:24 f8597c No.25819

Hello my name is Jaclyn Lyon. I have tits that are huge.

SnazzyNacho 06/16/15 (Tue) 03:08:09 7c8cdc No.25820

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This is the image you see after the Catfish is successful. But how, why, you Catfished this man to gain nudes and prank him but now you are mortified by the image in front of you. Unfortunately, you cannot close Kik quick enough, and all in the chat but your Catfish Rexton fall unconscious because of the Baby Peen.

Party: Skyward

Laugh: 20

Disgust: 100

Memes: Pepe, Cringe

Weiss Schnee 06/16/15 (Tue) 03:10:49 f8597c No.25821

I'm playing nuzlocke skyroticia does that mean we all die

SnazzyNacho 06/16/15 (Tue) 03:18:39 7c8cdc No.25822

Party: Matthew(SnazzyNacho)

Horniness: 0%

Orgasm: 0

Items:

You lay awake in your bed after the Catfish gone wrong. It was infinitely clear, you needed to find Skyward. He lived Missouri, you in Indiana. You have no money, so the only option to buy a 500 plane ticket was to go looting.

A: Search poor areas

B: Search middle class areas

C: Search rich areas

AlphaWanker 06/16/15 (Tue) 03:20:24 f3b030 No.25823

>>25822

C: Search rich areas

SnazzyNacho 06/16/15 (Tue) 03:33:45 7c8cdc No.25824

Party: Matthew(SnazzyNacho)

Horniness: 0%

Orgasm: 0

Items: Aluminum Bat

C wins!

After equipping yourself with a metal bat, you sneak over to a nearby manor on a hill.

40+ Stealth Check to scale the fence!

AlphaWanker 06/16/15 (Tue) 03:37:16 f3b030 No.25825

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>25824

Stealth

SnazzyNacho 06/16/15 (Tue) 03:42:51 7c8cdc No.25826

Party: Matthew(SnazzyNacho)

Horniness: 0%

Orgasm: 0

Items: Aluminum Bat

That's a pass!

You manage to climb over the fence without the guard so much as batting an eye.

Now, you must decide how to enter the manor.

A: Front Door

B: Right Window

C: Back Door

D: Left Window

Bambi Bitch 06/16/15 (Tue) 19:57:08 d295f7 No.25858

C

MR 06/16/15 (Tue) 21:18:37 6df7bb No.25862

>>25826

I definitely don't browse enough dank memes to know wtf is going on here, but I think I like it :D

C) always use the backdoor

SnazzyNacho 06/17/15 (Wed) 11:06:20 67dfe4 No.25891

Party: Matthew(SnazzyNacho)

Horniness: 0%

Orgasm: 0

Items: Aluminum Bat

C it is!

You sneak along the edge of the house to the back door, only to find it is locked. You could

A: Take another route (specify which)

B: 55+ Strength roll to smash the doorknob

Onyxdime!!Ko5E6dQCYc 06/17/15 (Wed) 12:56:42 215d3b No.25895

>>25891

B!

Bambi Bitch 06/17/15 (Wed) 14:18:35 0d18c2 No.25899

>>25891

B please

SnazzyNacho 06/17/15 (Wed) 17:47:18 7c8cdc No.25906

Gonna need a 55+ Strength Roll

Bambi Bitch 06/17/15 (Wed) 18:18:44 0d18c2 No.25910

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>25906

Kick!

SnazzyNacho 06/17/15 (Wed) 18:53:08 7c8cdc No.25914

Party: Matthew(SnazzyNacho)

Horniness: 0%

Orgasm: 0

Items: Aluminum Bat, (?)Doorknob

82 rolled, pass!

Crack!, the doorknob is knocked clean off the door. You pick it up to look at it.

Luck roll 86+, if failed,

Encounter roll, A(1-33) B(34-66) C(67-100)

MR 06/17/15 (Wed) 19:10:42 7d4425 No.25915

Rolled 172 (1d200)

>>25914

feeling lucky

MR 06/17/15 (Wed) 19:11:20 7d4425 No.25916

Rolled 520 (1d1000)

>>25915

woops, for real this time.

MR 06/17/15 (Wed) 19:11:34 7d4425 No.25917

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>25916

-.-

SnazzyNacho 06/17/15 (Wed) 19:15:51 7c8cdc No.25918

>>25917

Looks like we'll need an encounter roll

Bambi Bitch 06/17/15 (Wed) 20:44:13 0d18c2 No.25930

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>25914

Encounter roll. Is high or low bad?

SnazzyNacho 06/17/15 (Wed) 21:22:53 7c8cdc No.25933

>>25930

Each set of numbers is a different scenario

SnazzyNacho 06/17/15 (Wed) 21:26:47 7c8cdc No.25934

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Pr0n to compensate for the lack of smut

SnazzyNacho 06/18/15 (Thu) 01:04:50 7c8cdc No.25945

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Party: Matthew(SnazzyNacho)

Horniness: 0%

Orgasm: 0

Items: Aluminum Bat, Doorknob

Option B wins!

As you toss aside the broken door you hear…

Nothing, it's complely quiet all around. Everyone must have gone to bed.

You can go,

A: Left

B: Straight

C: Right

Bambi Bitch 06/18/15 (Thu) 09:40:08 0d18c2 No.25952

B straight.

Which set of stairs is up and down?

AlphaWanker 06/19/15 (Fri) 17:09:51 78d95f No.25974

>>25945

B

SnazzyNacho 06/23/15 (Tue) 02:36:05 7c8cdc No.26050

>>25952

Both are up

SnazzyNacho 06/23/15 (Tue) 02:44:10 7c8cdc No.26051

Party: Matthew(SnazzyNacho)

Horniness: 0%

Orgasm: 0

Items: Aluminum Bat, Doorknob

B wins!

You go ahead into the living room ahead, it has some old-fashioned furniture, nothing worth stealing. EXCEPT, for an old, shadeless lamp. It's definitely not worth 500 dollars though.

60+ skill check to remove the lightbulb!

Bambi bitch 06/23/15 (Tue) 13:22:32 0d18c2 No.26055

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>25807

Ahh…skill check to see if I can remove a light bulb?