/storytiem/ - Onyxdime's Storytiem

>>30440

1

Right, 1 wins, I need a combat roll of 30+

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>30472

Plznocritfail

>>30475

RNGESUS HAS HEARD MY PRAYERS

>>30475

>91

We fry their guts.

>>30477

Not quite, we do win though.

–

You charge the ghoul and put the taser on it's chest, shocking it into unconsciousness rather anticlimactically.

You take a look around, in the kitchen your chairs are moved over, the back door is open, and there's some cutlery on the floor. In the hallway, there are two unconscious ghouls, yourself, and Sparks gurgling happily from on top of the first ghoul. You managed to win with a penis going only inside your mouth, and only for a few seconds. The way things have been going lately, you mark this as an achievement.

But you still have two unconscious ghouls in your house, and the door wasn't forced so someone let them in. Also, you think the tasers need to be recharged and you weren't issued their chargers when you took them from storage.

What do you do?

1. Close the door, tie up the ghouls, dump them in a spare room and have a shower

2. Make yourself a coffee, light another cigarette and investigate the door

3. Call Thomas and tell him there was a break in, but you tased the invaders and need some back up in case they wake up

>>30479

3

>>30479

3 is our best bet, outside of just busting the ghouls heads open while they're KO'd. Still, we need some help.

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>30479

>You managed to win with a penis going only inside your mouth, and only for a few seconds.

It was just the tip (since these are dog cocks, the "tip" is until they insert their knot) so it doesn't even count.

Flawless victory (by our standards).

1 then 2 then 3? It's seems like a logical chain of thought.

1. if only one option.

As a side note OP, maybe consider increasing the nicotine levels growing from smoking a cigarette, since - unless we're a heavy chain smoker - most people after puffing one are pretty satiated for a while. Perhaps increase the decrease rate if you think it will be unbalanced. But that's just a minor detail.

>>30482

Fucking dice, sorry about it

>>30480

>>30481

Shouldn't we tie them first, in case they wake up quickly? They are ghouls after all.

>>30482

I think I might take your side note for now, you do have a point about the nicotine.

>>30483

We can put tying them up at the front of every command I suppose.

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>30484

>We can put tying them up at the front of every command I suppose.

Then I change my vote to 3. Would closing the door count as a "free action" so to speak as well?

>>30485

Sure

>>30479

1

>>30479

3

You close the door and grab a few zip-ties to stop the ghouls from escaping if they get up.

You tie the ghouls hands and feet together, and also muzzle them just in case.

After making sure the zip-ties are secure you grab your home phone off the wall and dial Thomas' home phone, hoping he got home by now.

After a few rings, Thomas picks up and you explain the situation. He tells you to stay calm and that he'll be right over with some back up.

Equipment

Street Clothes - kinda slimy from Sparks' residue

Leather Choker - (E) Neg modifier to dominating

Strange Ring - (E) Summons tentacles that you seem to have some control over

Packet of cigarettes, 19 left

Lighter

Key ring (house key)

Taser (almost empty)

Taser Gun (probably empty)

Stats

HP: 10/10

Sanity: 54%

Horniness: 77%

Sluttiness: 86%

Alertness: 46%

Nicotine: 28%

Caffeine: 24%

Transformations

Tattoo tramp stamp "Bitch for dog-cock!"

Addicted to tentacles (more likely to submit to any horrors with tentacles)

Femme Body (Strength rolls are even more difficult, flexibility and seduction is much easier)

Nails - The nails on your right hand are long, tapered, and appear to be painted black

Tattoo back of right hand - There is a strange tribal design on your hand, with what almost looks like an eye in the centre

Earrings

Backpack (+)

What do you do?

1. Make yourself a cup of coffee, sit down, have a cigarette, and calm down a little

2. Light up a cigarette and investigate the door to see if there are any clues

3. Make yourself a coffee and feed Sparks while giving him pets, good Slime

>>30507

3, we need a fresh pair of eyes, might as well wait for our back up. Plus, sparks needs positive reinforcement for doing such a good job. And coffee's a bonus.

>>30509

Sparks has no eyes, you have no idea how it perceives the world.

but if you must know he kind of just detects electrical pulses that come from living nervous systems

like how a shark does but a thousand times more sensitive

>>30507

3

>>30510

I meant waiting for backup to show up, that would be the fresh pair of eyes.

>>30512

That makes so much more sense.

>>30507

3

>>30507

3, but can we stay on our toes? It would be a shame if Super Detective with a bunch of SWAT goes into our home only to find our trap-esque self, a sentient jello and two empty, broken zip-ties.

Just another point for our inevitable asylum trip.

>>30507

1

>>30507

1. Also ponder how that knot would have felt between… everything.

>>30507

1

3!

You start brewing a coffee, getting some yogurt for Sparks while the kettle boils.

You sit yourself at the table with Sparks and start feeding the slime yogurt, your instincts were right, it seems the sentient jello likes yogurt.

You enjoy your coffee as you feed Sparks, keeping an eye on the ghouls as you pet the slime.

Soon you've fed Sparks have a container and Thomas arrives with some officers, who start turning your downstairs home into a crime scene.

The ghouls are taken away as one of them wakes up, the one Sparks was resting on stays down though. Thomas seems more on edge than you've ever seen him and the other officers are unnerved from the unnatural nature your case seems to have taken. They seem even more unnerved with how calm you seem.

The officers and Thomas take some footprints from the back yard and dust for prints to find out who let the ghouls in.

It all passes by in a haze and soon you're left alone again.

What do you do?

1. Make another coffee, not done for tonight

2. Have a cigarette, put Sparks in his pool, and go to bed

3. Go have a shower then figure something out

>>30602

3

>>30602

2

>>30602

3. put our collective head together while we clean up.

>>30602

>3. Go have a shower then figure something out

3

>>30602

3

>yogurt

Sure it likes "yogurt".

It seems we finally did something right for a change; and looked pretty bitchin' while at it (two strange creatures nicely tied up for the grunts while we smoke a cig looking calm and collected? That has to count for something).

>>30602

3

Sorry for the hiatus.

I don't actually have an excuse.

–

You decide to take a shower, since you finished feeding Sparks. You put Sparks in his kiddy pool and lock the door. undressing to take your shower. Sparks just lazes in his pool and you take your shower, cleaning your self off and having a little time for self reflection.

You finish your shower after cleaning up and leave Sparks in the bathroom, locking the door this time.

You get dressed and wonder what else to do.

What do you do?

1. Grab a coffee and go see how it's going with the ghouls you helped catch

2. Go to sleep, it's early and the sun is still up, but maybe some sleep could be good for you

3. Grab a coffee and take Sparks to visit Angela, you've got a pet too now so it won't be uneven anymore! …right?

Equipment

Street Clothes - (E) clean again

Leather Choker - (E) Neg modifier to dominating

Strange Ring - (E) Summons tentacles that you seem to have some control over

Packet of cigarettes, 19 left

Lighter

Key ring (house key)

Taser (almost empty)

Taser Gun (probably empty)

Backpack - got some stuff in it

+Deodorant

+Notebook

+Mechanical Pencil

+Eraser

+Multi-Colour Pen

+Pack of Art Charcoal

Stats

HP: 10/10

Sanity: 56%

Horniness: 77%

Sluttiness: 86%

Alertness: 46%

Nicotine: 45%

Caffeine: 37%

Transformations

Tattoo tramp stamp "Bitch for dog-cock!"

Addicted to tentacles (more likely to submit to any horrors with tentacles)

Femme Body (Strength rolls are even more difficult, flexibility and seduction is much easier)

Nails - The nails on your right hand are long, tapered, and appear to be painted black

Tattoo back of right hand - There is a strange tribal design on your hand, with what almost looks like an eye in the center

Earrings

>>31045

1

Maybe get our tasers recharged, too.

>>31045

2

>>31045

1

>>31045

1. And yeah, look into recharging our taser

>>30912

1

You make yourself a coffee to go and head to the station. It's afternoon now and you hit a decision before you even get halfway there. You could take a shortcut so there's still daylight by the time you arrive, but the shortcut will take you through the bad part of town, or you could just go the normal route.

Which way?

1. Shortcut - encounter roll

2. Usual route - it'll be sunset when you arrive

>>31459

2

Because I actually want to get to the station sometime this month.

>>31459

1

Should have just given an encounter instead of a vote for if we want one or not.

>>31459

1

>>31459

1

BTW, does this case even have a name?

>>31459

1

Okay, in hindsight maybe a straight up encounter roll would have been better.

Either way, we now need an encounter roll.

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>31777

I'm not sure if I want a shit roll so something rapey happens, or a good roll so we get to the station sooner.