/storytiem/ - Onyxdime's Storytiem

>2

>>29852

1

>>29852

5

Holy shit, our betentacled lord and Savior returnes! Welcome back Nyarly.

>>29861

wheres the vote nigga

>>29852

>1. Hide behind Thomas

>>29852

4

>5

>>29852

1

>>29852

4

Okay, hiding behind Thomas, I need a dodge roll of 40 or more.

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>29889

You got it

>>29891

okay, that's a pass.

–

You dash behind Thomas, not wanting to get caught by the creepy slime creature. Your partner seems more curious than scared of the creature. At least until it leaps at him without warning, then Thomas dives right out of the way. You let out what you assure yourself was not a squeal and dive in the other direction as the slime sails through the air and plonks against a tree, slowly being pulled down by gravity.

It may not be graceful but it can jump at it's "prey" surprisingly fast.

What do you do?

1. Shoot it, maybe it can't stand electricity

2. Light a cigarette

3. Salt this sucker

4. Hide behind a shrubbery, Thomas can handle this

>>29894

2

>>29894

1

>>29894

3

>>29894

4

>>29894

3

You pull out the salt and throw it over the slime, grinning malisciously as it bubbles, shrinking slightly as some of it's mass liquefies and drops off.

Thomas recovers and shoots the slime, splattering more of it's mass against the tree.

The slime now looks much smaller and is trying to escape back in the pond.

Equipment

Street Clothes

Leather Choker - (E) Neg modifier to dominating

Strange Ring - (E) Summons tentacles that you seem to have some control over

Packet of cigarettes, 20 left

Lighter

Key ring (house key)

Taser

Taser Gun

Stats

HP: 10/10

Sanity: 60%

Horniness: 60%

Sluttiness: 87%

Alertness: 55%

Nicotine: 31%

Caffeine: 35%

Transformations

Tattoo tramp stamp "Bitch for dog-cock!"

Addicted to tentacles (more likely to submit to any horrors with tentacles)

Femme Body (Strength rolls are even more difficult, flexibility and seduction is much easier)

Nails - The nails on your right hand are long, tapered, and appear to be painted black

Tattoo back of right hand - There is a strange tribal design on your hand, with what almost looks like an eye in the centre

Earrings

What do you do?

1. Let it escape

2. Tase that sucker

3. Kick it into the pond

4. Tentacles!

>>30016

2

tase him, bro

>>30016

2

>>30016

2

>>30016

3

Okay, tasing it, I need an aim roll of 20+

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>30026

aim roll

>>30029

You take aim with the taser gun and fire, the small darts shooting from the gun and electrifying the basketball sized slime.

The slime stops, letting out a strange noise, high in pitch and buzzing at the same frequency as the taser, vibrating violently. After a few moments you realize the slime is actually purring and enjoying the electrical current.

You take a moment to ponder how the slime is able to feel pain, or pleasure, or see. You aren't really sure, it's kind of a biological mystery. But whatever is happening, the slime is more docile now.

What do you do?

1. Maybe you can keep it as a pet? Try to pick it up and see how it reacts.

2. No mercy, spread this jelly over the woods until there's nothing but paste

3. Follow your partners lead

4. Shock it again to see what happens

>>30031

1

>>30031

4

>>30031

4

>>30031

3

>>30031

4

You hit the button to shock the smaller slime again, blinking as it quivers and writhes, wriggling on the ground. It stopped trying to get away and even your partner seems confused now.

When the taser stops the slime has some steam coming off it, you aren't entirely sure why it enjoys the electrical current, but it does.

What do you do?

1. Keep shocking it, it looks kind of funny when it wriggles

2. This is weird, ask Thomas for advice

3. Finish it off? Seems kind of cheap now…

4. Approach it, maybe it's docile and friendly now?

>>30083

4

>>30083

4

>>30083

4

Well I need an monster empathy roll, only 30+, made easier by our low sanity.

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>30094

empathy roll

>>30095

Well… shit.

There were going to be more rolls but that's a crit.

Harley is good with slimes I guess?

I'll write the next part in a moment.

>>30096

Well, we're gonna need to keep getting the taser recharged. What a shame.

You reach down and remove the taser darts from the slimes viscous body, picking it up. It gives off the weird purring sound that you can't help but find endearing,

"Can I keep it?" you ask Thomas, giving him the puppy dog eyes,

"You… fuck… shit this is weird. Sure, whatever." he says, seeming a little frazzled by the whole thing.

Your hands depress slightly into the slime so you hold it against your body, cradling the small ball of goo against your chest.

Equipment

Street Clothes

Leather Choker - (E) Neg modifier to dominating

Strange Ring - (E) Summons tentacles that you seem to have some control over

Packet of cigarettes, 20 left

Lighter

Key ring (house key)

Taser

Taser Gun (slightly used)

Stats

HP: 10/10

Sanity: 58%

Horniness: 61%

Sluttiness: 87%

Alertness: 55%

Nicotine: 29%

Caffeine: 33%

Transformations

Tattoo tramp stamp "Bitch for dog-cock!"

Addicted to tentacles (more likely to submit to any horrors with tentacles)

Femme Body (Strength rolls are even more difficult, flexibility and seduction is much easier)

Nails - The nails on your right hand are long, tapered, and appear to be painted black

Tattoo back of right hand - There is a strange tribal design on your hand, with what almost looks like an eye in the centre

Earrings

Small Slime

I'll accept votes for naming the slime now. Or you can just leave it as slime.

What do you do?

1. Bring up Angela to Thomas, you're on a roll today!

2. Take the slime home, it might like to live in the bathtub while you do detective stuff

3. To the pet store! You might need supplies…

>>30099

3

>>30099

3

Name: Sparks

>>30099

2

>>30099

2

It's a slime, what's the pet store gonna have?

>>30103

The options I give are affected by your Sanity.

>>30104

Translation: Dogs are at the dog store

>>30105

That honestly did not occur to me.

>>30106

Well, aren't you glad I said that?

>>30099

1

>>30099

3

>>30099

>3. To the pet store! You might need supplies…

"I'm going to the pet store." You tell your partner simply,

"What."

"I have a pet now, I need supplies." you explain as Thomas just looks at you,

"What are you even going to buy? It's a weird slime monster thing, you want people to see that?" he asks,

"Oh come on, fat people walk around with their guts coming out of their shirts and I can't walk into town with my new pet slime?" Thomas can't really compete with your airtight logic there, but he agrees to go with you.

You leave the woods cradling your new slime, you wonder what it eats, but you have a vague idea of what you need to buy for it.

You arrive at the pet store and hop out of Thomas' car, getting surprisingly few looks of confusion, probably because your slime isn't moving around too much. Thomas is following you looking rather put out that no one seems to care about the monster in your hands.

The pet store smells like animals and pet food. There's a young woman behind the counter reading a woman's magazine and looking bored out of her mind.

What do you do?

1. Ask the woman for advice on slime care

2. Buy an aquarium and that stuff that's supposed to make the water more bearable for fish to live in

3. Try to figure out what this thing eats

4. Ask Thomas what you should get

>>30129

4

>>30129

4

>>30129

>3

>>30129

3

>>30129

3

>>30129

3

3 is locked in, I need another monster empathy roll 50+ this time because you're trying to figure out what a creature made entirely out of weird goo eats

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>30141

empathy roll

>>30143

Harley Buie - Beat Tamer

–

You move around the shop, trying to see if it wants to eat anything, you remember that it's entire body is essentially digestive juices, just not strong enough to dissolve flesh as far as you know. No dissicants for fairly obvious reasons.

It doesn't seem interested in much of the pet food. You wonder if it might like fish food when you get a better idea,

Yogurt! You should buy greek yogurt for the slime, easy to digest, kind of flavourless and plenty of nutrients, should tide the creature over.

Only problem is, no yogurt in a pet store.

Equipment

Street Clothes

Leather Choker - (E) Neg modifier to dominating

Strange Ring - (E) Summons tentacles that you seem to have some control over

Packet of cigarettes, 20 left

Lighter

Key ring (house key)

Taser

Taser Gun

Stats

HP: 10/10

Sanity: 56%

Horniness: 60%

Sluttiness: 85%

Alertness: 40%

Nicotine: 26%

Caffeine: 30%

Warning - low on caffeine and nicotine, stats deteriorating faster

Transformations

Tattoo tramp stamp "Bitch for dog-cock!"

Addicted to tentacles (more likely to submit to any horrors with tentacles)

Femme Body (Strength rolls are even more difficult, flexibility and seduction is much easier)

Nails - The nails on your right hand are long, tapered, and appear to be painted black

Tattoo back of right hand - There is a strange tribal design on your hand, with what almost looks like an eye in the centre

Earrings

What do you do?

1. Buy an aquarium and then go get the yogurt

2. Go get a bunch of yogurt, the slime can sleep in the bathtub for a few nights, you usually shower anyway

3. Anon choices

>>30145

2

>>30145

2

>>30145

>1. Buy an aquarium and then go get the yogurt

>>30145

2

>>30145

1 and smoke a cigarette in the meantime perhaps?

>>30145

2

>>30145

1. Not getting sleep-raped just yet

>>30171

You can't really smoke in a shopping market.

2 is locked in, sorry for the lack of excitement at the moment, I'm still a bit surprised we went to the pet store, so is Thomas.

–

You decide to just go buy the yogurt for now, heading towards the supermarket, grabbing a trolley and plastic bag, you put the slime in the child carrying part of the trolly, using the bag to keep it from slipping away. Thomas follows you still, slightly dumbfounded that this is actually happening.

You put some greek yogurt in the trolley, wondering what else you might need.

Anon Choice time-

There's more than just groceries here, this is a chance to add mundane items to your inventory, mundane items could be improvised weapons at some point.

>>30211

Baseball bat

Kiddie pool

Long extension cord

Vegetable oil

Lettuce, tomatoes, salad dressing

The salad is important! It'll make our credit card statement look much less suspicious!

>>30211

Rule #1: Always have a plan for every option given to the readers.

>>30213

Second this, except baseball bat.

Not exactly an inconspicuous weapon, it's unwieldy, I doubt it would work on non-humans well and for the rest we have a legally owned gun.

I'll add a good multi-tool to the list. You shouldn't let us buy a multi-tool, we'll abuse the shit out of it. My players abused a fucking tarp, so good luck with free for all shopping.

Depending on our budget, we should consider also:

>sturdy backpack

>torch/flashlight, if one isn't provided by the police dept. (it should be, they have good ones, but in case it isn't)

>A notebook with pencil, pen and charcoal (for all that eldritch lore we'll encounter; charcoal is good when you want to copy opaque murals quick)

It seems some opponents really don't like fire. The easiest and cheapest way to improvise it would be a lighter + deodorant/hairspray combo, but someone might have a better idea.

Makeup kit? I mean, we're a trap anyway, it's time we know how to use it.

>>30228

>>30213

Right, all these ideas go through Harley's barely sane mind (seriously we're approaching 50% sanity, that's bad), and here's a finished shopping list based on that.

-Not a baseball bat (it is kind of unwieldy, we have access to guns and magical tentacles)

-Kiddy pool (pretty sure they're cheap)

-Extension cord (I see where this is going and I like the way you think)

-Vegetable Oil (not entirely sure where this is going)

-lettuce, tomatoes, and salad dressing (just because

-sturdy backpack (reasonable)

-no torch (we could get one from the station, but we just haven't thought to grab one yet)

-notebook stuff (I hadn't thought of that)

-deodorant (I'm tempted to call a vote on if we want women's deodarant, you guys are enjoying being a trap)

-no makeup kit (you may be starting to become a trap, but the mental transformation isn't complete, Harley doesn't want to be a girl yet)

Now I'll just start writing up what happens when we get home, give me a bit and it'll be up soon.

You finish buying the things, using the trolley to wheel them to Tom's car then he drives you home, seeming incredibly perplexed.

After he takes you home he reveals he's taking a few days off and won't blame you if you decide to as well, but encourages you to continue the case.

You decide to set up the kiddie pool in the bathroom, should be safe enough. You fill the pool with warm water and put the slime in, you really should name the poor dear. With no other ideas you decide to give it the moniker of Sparks for now.

You put the Slime in the kiddy pool and set up your new backpack with some items.

Equipment

Street Clothes - kinda slimy from Sparks' residue

Leather Choker - (E) Neg modifier to dominating

Strange Ring - (E) Summons tentacles that you seem to have some control over

Packet of cigarettes, 20 left

Lighter

Key ring (house key)

Taser

Taser Gun (slightly used)

Stats

HP: 10/10

Sanity: 53%

Horniness: 60%

Sluttiness: 86%

Alertness: 50%

Nicotine: 28%

Caffeine: 31%

Transformations

Tattoo tramp stamp "Bitch for dog-cock!"

Addicted to tentacles (more likely to submit to any horrors with tentacles)

Femme Body (Strength rolls are even more difficult, flexibility and seduction is much easier)

Nails - The nails on your right hand are long, tapered, and appear to be painted black

Tattoo back of right hand - There is a strange tribal design on your hand, with what almost looks like an eye in the centre

Earrings

Backpack - got some stuff in it

+Deodorant

+Notebook

+Mechanical Pencil

+Eraser

+Multi-Colour Pen

+Pack of Art Charcoal

What do you do?

1. Set up the extension cord to give Sparks a constant stream of electricity! (kind of dangerous, but you're starting to lose it)

2. Change your clothes and grab a coffee while contemplating your next move with a relaxing cigarette

3. Have a cigarette and watch Sparks explore it's new home

4. Take a shower, then do something else

>>30251

3, keep an eye on that thing, can't have it escaping. Plus it gives you time for a smoke. Make sure he doesn't get near any drains/pipes/anything he could escape out of.

>>30251

2

>>30251

2,3 then 4.

Make, drink coffee and smoke a cig while watching Sparks. Then shower and clothing. Basically relax, we need to regain some composure and sanity.

If only one option, then count mine as 2.

>>30251

4, then 3 while still naked

Well, I thought someone else would vote by now, I need a tiebreaker roll between 2 and 3,

Just roll a d2, it's basically like flipping a coin, 1 for 2 and 2 for 3.

>>30293

Thank you kindly sir.

Now I just need a spot check, difficulty 60+ due to our alertness score.

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>30296

[!]

You light up a cigarette, smoking it in the bathroom while watching Sparks frolic in the kiddy pool, okay maybe not frolicing but it seems relatively pleased with its new home. You inhale the nicotine laced smoke, enjoying the relaxing effect the stick of tobacco has on your mind.

But before you relax too much, you hear footsteps. While you might be imagining it, you are a detective, it's not hard to imagine someone would break into your home.

Equipment

Street Clothes

Leather Choker - (E) Neg modifier to dominating

Strange Ring - (E) Summons tentacles that you seem to have some control over

Packet of cigarettes, 20 left

Lighter

Key ring (house key)

Taser

Taser Gun

Backpack (+)

Stats

HP: 10/10

Sanity: 56%

Horniness: 59%

Sluttiness: 85%

Alertness: 42%

Nicotine: 31%

Caffeine: 28%

Transformations

Tattoo tramp stamp "Bitch for dog-cock!"

Addicted to tentacles (more likely to submit to any horrors with tentacles)

Femme Body (Strength rolls are even more difficult, flexibility and seduction is much easier)

Nails - The nails on your right hand are long, tapered, and appear to be painted black

Tattoo back of right hand - There is a strange tribal design on your hand, with what almost looks like an eye in the centre

Earrings

What do you do?

1. Confront the home invader

2. Fuck this hide in the bathtub

3. Escape through the window

4. Hide in the kiddy pool with Sparks

5. Electrify the kiddy pool and hide behind it with your taser gun at the ready just in case

>>30298

1

Shoulda got that bat, nigga. How you gonna whack bitches if you don't got a bat?

>>30299

>Shoulda got that bat

May I remind you that we have exactly two tasers, one close range and one taser gun.

>>30300

That's just not the same.

>>30298

1

>>30298

1

>>30298

1

Police brutality mode.

>>30298

1

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>30298

1, let's fuck em up! Then again, it could be our mistress checking in, in which case, I guess it's time for more dog dick.

>>30355

>our mistress

>says who

I, for one, refuse to bend to that fucking whore and intend to vote that we take sweet, sweet revenge as soon as we're sufficiently proficient in eldritch arts.

>>30364

>Planning on attacking mistress

It's like you don't wanna be a good bitch.

>>30369

She's not even a good dom, she just rohypnol'd and raped us and called it "being a mistress".

Fuck her, I'll enjoy tying her to a post and leaving her with that dog she likes so much for a few hours.

>>30364

This is how an arch nemesis is made.

>>30377

Unless she just gets torn apart by tentacles

I was going to start writing a bit ago but I was too busy being amused that everyone is disagreeing about Angela, and since you're all supposed to be Harley's decision making process. Harley is of two minds about Angela.

This has no relevance on anything that's happening at the moment, just something I found amusing.

Sorry, I'll start writing now.

You leave the bathroom, opening the door with one hand and brandishing your taser in the other, your cigarette balanced between your lips.

You try to follow the footsteps and thankfully manage to detect the invader before it detects you. It's another of those Ghouls! It seems to be sniffing around as if searching for you, sniffing around the kitchen for a lead on your scent.

What do you do?

1. Shoot it with the taser!

2. Sneak up and tase it

3. Grab a frying pan and defend your kitchen stuff!

4. Nope, screw this, fight monsters with monstrous, summon tentacles

>>30396

Big dog things right? Taser all the way, 1

>>30396

2

>>30398

Not seeing the logic here, isn't that just the same as tasering it at range but with worse penalties for failure?

>>30396

1

>>30396

1

>>30396

1, and if we hit make a shocking pun.

>>30396

2

>>30399

Presumably the hand taser is easier to use and doesn't have a flat battery because people overused it on Sparks earlier.

I now need an aim roll of 25+, a general spot check, and a reaction roll against 60+

And for those wondering, the taser gun can't be used on multiple opponents, but you can shock the same target multiple times. And the normal taser does indeed have more battery than the gun at the moment. Also, the taser reduces certain struggle rolls and allows you to stun someone attempting to grapple you.

As for any advantage, the risk is higher with the standard taser, but you're moving more cautiously.

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>30407

Aim roll

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>30407

spot

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>30407

Reaction

>>30410

And we were doing so well, too.

You take aim at the back of the ghoul as it slides open your cutlery draw, the darts from the taser gun striking it clean in the back and bringing it to it's knees with the electricity, but your taser lacks the charge to knock it out cold, thankfully it appears to be stunned.

Before you can take action you hear running behind you and turn to see a second ghoul charging you.

You try to dive out of the way but it manages to tackle you to the ground, pinning you under it's weight and knocking your cigarette out of your mouth as it winds you. You feel a different weight of the monsters knotted cock on your stomach. Thankfully you are able to keep it from locking it's jaw around your throat but the position beneath the beast feels rather familiar at this point.

Equipment

Street Clothes

Leather Choker - (E) Neg modifier to dominating

Strange Ring - (E) Summons tentacles that you seem to have some control over

Packet of cigarettes, 19 left

Lighter

Key ring (house key)

Taser

Taser Gun

Backpack (+)

Stats

HP: 10/10

Sanity: 55%

Horniness: 62%

Sluttiness: 86%

Alertness: 42%

Nicotine: 32%

Caffeine: 27%

Transformations

Tattoo tramp stamp "Bitch for dog-cock!"

Addicted to tentacles (more likely to submit to any horrors with tentacles)

Femme Body (Strength rolls are even more difficult, flexibility and seduction is much easier)

Nails - The nails on your right hand are long, tapered, and appear to be painted black

Tattoo back of right hand - There is a strange tribal design on your hand, with what almost looks like an eye in the centre

Earrings

What do you do?

1. Struggle out and try to tase it with your other taser

2. Lie still and hope it loses interest

3. Save me tentacles!

>>30413

1, let's stop abusing the tentacles before they start to abuse us, use them as a last resort. Also, let's hope he doesn't notice the tattoo on our back/doesn't read english.

>>30413

2

>>30413

1

>>30413

3

Because the other one will be back up by the time we're done with this one.

>>30414

This

>>30413

1. Maybe let's try not to get raped for a change; it seems op is generous enough with smut scenes, no need to jump at every cock we see, it will just slow down the overall story.

Roll me a struggle check against 35+

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>30420

struggling

>>30421

I have failed you all.

>>30421

Yeah, like I said, we don't even need to TRY to get raped.

You struggle futilely under the ghoul, it's knotted cock rubbing against your writhing stomach, only serving to arouse you further.

The taser ends up in your left hand, only for that hand to be pinned at the wrist by the ghoul as it's teeth successfully wrap around your neck, pinning you that way too. You aren't sure if you should risk struggling any further with the teeth holding your neck in place despite the collar.

The ghoul's blind thrusting is rubbing it's cock against your flat stomach, leaking precum onto your skin and the inside of your shirt. It doesn't seem to want to risk releasing you in order to find a more pleasurable hole on your body.

The ghoul keeps thrusting wildly against your body, pleasuring itself with your navel.

The other ghoul recovers in the time it's been given and stalks towards your prone form, it's own cock visibly hardening at the sight of what it's ally is doing to you.

The ghoul joining in grabs your head and forces it's cock into your mouth, leaking precum into your mouth as the other ghoul removes it's teeth from your neck, not eager to have it's face near it's allies cock.

A few growls at each other later and the ghouls have adjusted their grip to try and remove your pants to reveal your other orifice.

Thankfully for you, Sparks arrives on the scene! It seems you forgot to lock it in the bathroom. Sparks leaps on the ghoul keeping you pinned and violating your mouth, knocking the monster off you and unpinning you with only a ghoul grabbing your pants and pulling them down.

Equipment

Street Clothes

Leather Choker - (E) Neg modifier to dominating

Strange Ring - (E) Summons tentacles that you seem to have some control over

Packet of cigarettes, 20 left

Lighter

Key ring (house key)

Taser

Taser Gun

Backpack (+)

Stats

HP: 10/10

Sanity: 55%

Horniness: 75%

Sluttiness: 86%

Alertness: 47%

Nicotine: 32%

Caffeine: 27%

Transformations

Tattoo tramp stamp "Bitch for dog-cock!"

Addicted to tentacles (more likely to submit to any horrors with tentacles)

Femme Body (Strength rolls are even more difficult, flexibility and seduction is much easier)

Nails - The nails on your right hand are long, tapered, and appear to be painted black

Tattoo back of right hand - There is a strange tribal design on your hand, with what almost looks like an eye in the centre

Earrings

What do you do?

1. Kick yourself free!

2. Tase the ghoul tackled by Sparks

3. Other choices?

>>30424

2

>>30424

2

>>30424

2

You need a 30+ combat roll and I need another 50+ struggle roll

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>30430

Redemption combat roll plz.

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>30430

Struggle, save us lord!

You manage to strike the face raping ghoul with your taser, shocking both it and Sparks, however the shock doubles back from Sparks back into the ghoul, knocking the ghoul out successfully.

You mnage to struggle to your feet out of the grip of the remaining ghoul, your pants lowered down a bit, if you stand up they'll drop.

What do you do?

1. Stay where you are, ready to attack if the ghoul comes for you

2. Stand up and pull your pants up so you aren't so vulnerable

3. Crawl away into the kitchen to get a knife

>>30433

2, crawling would leave us pretty exposed and we can't fight too well on the ground.

>>30433

2

>>30433

2

I need someone to roll for avoiding an attack while we get up at 50+

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>30437

dodgan

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>30437

Avoid bitch. Don't be a slut yet.

>>30438

>>30439

Narrowly avoids becoming a bitch slut.

–

You scramble to your feet, avoiding a tackle from the ghoul, pulling your pants back up, though you are sticky with precum and are really quite horny.

~Equipment~

Street Clothes

Leather Choker - (E) Neg modifier to dominating

Strange Ring - (E) Summons tentacles that you seem to have some control over

Packet of cigarettes, 20 left

Lighter

Key ring (house key)

Taser

Taser Gun

Backpack (+)

~Stats~

HP: 10/10

Sanity: 55%

Horniness: 77%

Sluttiness: 86%

Alertness: 47%

Nicotine: 31%

Caffeine: 25%

~Transformations~

Tattoo tramp stamp "Bitch for dog-cock!"

Addicted to tentacles (more likely to submit to any horrors with tentacles)

Femme Body (Strength rolls are even more difficult, flexibility and seduction is much easier)

Nails - The nails on your right hand are long, tapered, and appear to be painted black

Tattoo back of right hand - There is a strange tribal design on your hand, with what almost looks like an eye in the centre

Earrings

What do you do?

1. Tase it!

2. Hide in the kitchen, which is now behind you

3. Pick up Sparks and throw the slime ball at the ghoul

>>30440

1

I don't wanna risk hurting Sparks and he's already earned a reward~

>>30440

1

>>30437

2

>>30440

2

>>30440

1

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>30440

1!

>>30440

1

Right, 1 wins, I need a combat roll of 30+

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>30472

Plznocritfail

>>30475

RNGESUS HAS HEARD MY PRAYERS

>>30475

>91

We fry their guts.

>>30477

Not quite, we do win though.

–

You charge the ghoul and put the taser on it's chest, shocking it into unconsciousness rather anticlimactically.

You take a look around, in the kitchen your chairs are moved over, the back door is open, and there's some cutlery on the floor. In the hallway, there are two unconscious ghouls, yourself, and Sparks gurgling happily from on top of the first ghoul. You managed to win with a penis going only inside your mouth, and only for a few seconds. The way things have been going lately, you mark this as an achievement.

But you still have two unconscious ghouls in your house, and the door wasn't forced so someone let them in. Also, you think the tasers need to be recharged and you weren't issued their chargers when you took them from storage.

What do you do?

1. Close the door, tie up the ghouls, dump them in a spare room and have a shower

2. Make yourself a coffee, light another cigarette and investigate the door

3. Call Thomas and tell him there was a break in, but you tased the invaders and need some back up in case they wake up

>>30479

3

>>30479

3 is our best bet, outside of just busting the ghouls heads open while they're KO'd. Still, we need some help.

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>30479

>You managed to win with a penis going only inside your mouth, and only for a few seconds.

It was just the tip (since these are dog cocks, the "tip" is until they insert their knot) so it doesn't even count.

Flawless victory (by our standards).

1 then 2 then 3? It's seems like a logical chain of thought.

1. if only one option.

As a side note OP, maybe consider increasing the nicotine levels growing from smoking a cigarette, since - unless we're a heavy chain smoker - most people after puffing one are pretty satiated for a while. Perhaps increase the decrease rate if you think it will be unbalanced. But that's just a minor detail.

>>30482

Fucking dice, sorry about it

>>30480

>>30481

Shouldn't we tie them first, in case they wake up quickly? They are ghouls after all.

>>30482

I think I might take your side note for now, you do have a point about the nicotine.

>>30483

We can put tying them up at the front of every command I suppose.

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>30484

>We can put tying them up at the front of every command I suppose.

Then I change my vote to 3. Would closing the door count as a "free action" so to speak as well?

>>30485

Sure

>>30479

1

>>30479

3

You close the door and grab a few zip-ties to stop the ghouls from escaping if they get up.

You tie the ghouls hands and feet together, and also muzzle them just in case.

After making sure the zip-ties are secure you grab your home phone off the wall and dial Thomas' home phone, hoping he got home by now.

After a few rings, Thomas picks up and you explain the situation. He tells you to stay calm and that he'll be right over with some back up.

Equipment

Street Clothes - kinda slimy from Sparks' residue

Leather Choker - (E) Neg modifier to dominating

Strange Ring - (E) Summons tentacles that you seem to have some control over

Packet of cigarettes, 19 left

Lighter

Key ring (house key)

Taser (almost empty)

Taser Gun (probably empty)

Stats

HP: 10/10

Sanity: 54%

Horniness: 77%

Sluttiness: 86%

Alertness: 46%

Nicotine: 28%

Caffeine: 24%

Transformations

Tattoo tramp stamp "Bitch for dog-cock!"

Addicted to tentacles (more likely to submit to any horrors with tentacles)

Femme Body (Strength rolls are even more difficult, flexibility and seduction is much easier)

Nails - The nails on your right hand are long, tapered, and appear to be painted black

Tattoo back of right hand - There is a strange tribal design on your hand, with what almost looks like an eye in the centre

Earrings

Backpack (+)

What do you do?

1. Make yourself a cup of coffee, sit down, have a cigarette, and calm down a little

2. Light up a cigarette and investigate the door to see if there are any clues

3. Make yourself a coffee and feed Sparks while giving him pets, good Slime

>>30507

3, we need a fresh pair of eyes, might as well wait for our back up. Plus, sparks needs positive reinforcement for doing such a good job. And coffee's a bonus.

>>30509

Sparks has no eyes, you have no idea how it perceives the world.

but if you must know he kind of just detects electrical pulses that come from living nervous systems

like how a shark does but a thousand times more sensitive

>>30507

3

>>30510

I meant waiting for backup to show up, that would be the fresh pair of eyes.

>>30512

That makes so much more sense.

>>30507

3

>>30507

3, but can we stay on our toes? It would be a shame if Super Detective with a bunch of SWAT goes into our home only to find our trap-esque self, a sentient jello and two empty, broken zip-ties.

Just another point for our inevitable asylum trip.

>>30507

1

>>30507

1. Also ponder how that knot would have felt between… everything.

>>30507

1

3!

You start brewing a coffee, getting some yogurt for Sparks while the kettle boils.

You sit yourself at the table with Sparks and start feeding the slime yogurt, your instincts were right, it seems the sentient jello likes yogurt.

You enjoy your coffee as you feed Sparks, keeping an eye on the ghouls as you pet the slime.

Soon you've fed Sparks have a container and Thomas arrives with some officers, who start turning your downstairs home into a crime scene.

The ghouls are taken away as one of them wakes up, the one Sparks was resting on stays down though. Thomas seems more on edge than you've ever seen him and the other officers are unnerved from the unnatural nature your case seems to have taken. They seem even more unnerved with how calm you seem.

The officers and Thomas take some footprints from the back yard and dust for prints to find out who let the ghouls in.

It all passes by in a haze and soon you're left alone again.

What do you do?

1. Make another coffee, not done for tonight

2. Have a cigarette, put Sparks in his pool, and go to bed

3. Go have a shower then figure something out

>>30602

3

>>30602

2

>>30602

3. put our collective head together while we clean up.

>>30602

>3. Go have a shower then figure something out

3

>>30602

3

>yogurt

Sure it likes "yogurt".

It seems we finally did something right for a change; and looked pretty bitchin' while at it (two strange creatures nicely tied up for the grunts while we smoke a cig looking calm and collected? That has to count for something).

>>30602

3

Sorry for the hiatus.

I don't actually have an excuse.

–

You decide to take a shower, since you finished feeding Sparks. You put Sparks in his kiddy pool and lock the door. undressing to take your shower. Sparks just lazes in his pool and you take your shower, cleaning your self off and having a little time for self reflection.

You finish your shower after cleaning up and leave Sparks in the bathroom, locking the door this time.

You get dressed and wonder what else to do.

What do you do?

1. Grab a coffee and go see how it's going with the ghouls you helped catch

2. Go to sleep, it's early and the sun is still up, but maybe some sleep could be good for you

3. Grab a coffee and take Sparks to visit Angela, you've got a pet too now so it won't be uneven anymore! …right?

Equipment

Street Clothes - (E) clean again

Leather Choker - (E) Neg modifier to dominating

Strange Ring - (E) Summons tentacles that you seem to have some control over

Packet of cigarettes, 19 left

Lighter

Key ring (house key)

Taser (almost empty)

Taser Gun (probably empty)

Backpack - got some stuff in it

+Deodorant

+Notebook

+Mechanical Pencil

+Eraser

+Multi-Colour Pen

+Pack of Art Charcoal

Stats

HP: 10/10

Sanity: 56%

Horniness: 77%

Sluttiness: 86%

Alertness: 46%

Nicotine: 45%

Caffeine: 37%

Transformations

Tattoo tramp stamp "Bitch for dog-cock!"

Addicted to tentacles (more likely to submit to any horrors with tentacles)

Femme Body (Strength rolls are even more difficult, flexibility and seduction is much easier)

Nails - The nails on your right hand are long, tapered, and appear to be painted black

Tattoo back of right hand - There is a strange tribal design on your hand, with what almost looks like an eye in the center

Earrings

>>31045

1

Maybe get our tasers recharged, too.

>>31045

2

>>31045

1

>>31045

1. And yeah, look into recharging our taser

>>30912

1

You make yourself a coffee to go and head to the station. It's afternoon now and you hit a decision before you even get halfway there. You could take a shortcut so there's still daylight by the time you arrive, but the shortcut will take you through the bad part of town, or you could just go the normal route.

Which way?

1. Shortcut - encounter roll

2. Usual route - it'll be sunset when you arrive

>>31459

2

Because I actually want to get to the station sometime this month.

>>31459

1

Should have just given an encounter instead of a vote for if we want one or not.

>>31459

1

>>31459

1

BTW, does this case even have a name?

>>31459

1

Okay, in hindsight maybe a straight up encounter roll would have been better.

Either way, we now need an encounter roll.

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>31777

I'm not sure if I want a shit roll so something rapey happens, or a good roll so we get to the station sooner.

Please come back.