5458e3 No.9802[Last 50 Posts]
Hello, anons. I wanted to try my hand at one of these, since I used to be a pretty prolific CYOA writer on some of the boards I used to frequent. I was also famous for having a terrible update schedule, but I'll try my best to please all of you dirty cockpumpers, at least for a few days of fun.
As usual, the rules:
1. You play as a nice young lady in the wholesome, family video game world of Analquest(TM). You're not aware of this, of course, being a character in the world.
2. Your general, vaguely worded goal is to defeat the final boss! They're probably a demon king or something. Who knows?
3. This game does involve respect, and a few other rules which will be introduced gradually.
4. Anons vote on the actions they'd like to take. If a roll is asked for, as always, type "dice d100" into the email field to roll for it. Please specify what you are rolling for, as there will occasionally be multiple different rolls required.
5. Higher numbers are good - you want to beat the number I mention for the roll. 85-100 and 0-15 are Epic Wins and Fails, respectively. These will have further reaching consequences. Rolls of 99-100 are Phenomenal, and can win entire encounters on their own. Rolls of 0-1 are Abysmal, and are probably going to get you fucked / hugged in a special way.
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It's a beautiful, average day in your little village of Fappen. The trees rustle with the sounds of little creatures frolicking around, and the sun is shining down on your shoulders.
Oh, but before all of that scene dressing, we forgot to give you your name!
>Cumslut
Hahaha! No, silly-billy, this is a family-friendly interactive text adventure - see, on the box it says "AO", for "All Observers". No, how about a nice, kosher name?
>Ariana
That's better! But we don't appreciate the typical girly-girl names in this equal-opportunity game, bucko, so try something like "Max" or "Alex" next time. We'll let it slide for now.
You're Ariana, a pure and virtuous young maiden. Your goal in life is to become a hard-working self-sufficient independant woman, with a job and responsibilities and everything. To that end, you've decided to become a Hero!
Yes, a Hero, bravest of the brave, champion to the weak! The evil Demon Lord - if that is their real name - is terrorizing the entire world in evil, PG-13 ways. You've set out on a quest to stop them, with your trusty Hero Training (available on Blu-ray and DVD). Your friends in the village say that you're stupid, but you don't let that bring you down!
You're strolling happily down the street, as you always do. It's a fabulous afternoon, and all around you can smell and hear the village you love. Your on your way to your friend Kimberly's house, where the two of you are going to discuss your respective dreams of self-sufficiency. Kimberly's dad is kind of old-fashioned, and he's set her up with kind of a jerk named Chuck Bronzely, one of the blacksmith's apprentices. Your second mission in going over there is actually to console her about this.
As you knock on her door, you hear a strange sound from within, almost a kind of groaning or wailing. Your spine tingles, and you quickly get into your fighting stance. Robbers are very common in these parts.
You quickly open the door, to find a confusing sight before your eyes. Kimberly is on her back, naked on the floor. On top of her is a slimy creature of some sort. As you watch, it flows up her chest and begins to invade her mouth. Kimberly's groans are muffled, but by her rosy complexion and shortness of breath, you think that it might be choking her!
You have to save her!
A) Attack it fiercely with your Legendary Sword!
B) Turn invisible, throw down a smoke bomb, and stab it in the back!
c) Cast a Pyro Destroyer spell at it!
D) Maximize your spiritual presence and banish it from this world!
0ce2fe No.9803
>>9802D. Begone evil creature!
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5458e3 No.9807
You quickly assume your Spiritual Pose and begin to amp up your aura! This is a dangerous situation, so you speak the Words of Banishing as well!
"PUREEEEEESUUUUU FAAAAAAKKKKUUUUU MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
It was a perfect delivery! Monk Gonads would be proud! You feel more amped than ever! The slimy creature doesn't seem very affected, though. In fact, all your yelling just caught its attention.
"Darn!" you cry "A monster with such a powerful spiritual aura?! It must be an Archdemon!"
>Bitch, that was the dumbest thing I've ever seen.
The slime leaps at you! Quickly, you:
A) Hold up your Legendary Shield to guard yourself!
B) Dodge it nimbly by jumping and clinging onto the ceiling!
C) Cast Wall of Flames to burn it to a crisp before it can reach you!
D) Enforce your Spiritual Barrier and repel it with your soul!
And I'll need a Luck roll. 50+.
0ce2fe No.9808
 | Rolled 66 |
>>9807D, the only defense we need is faith and righteousness.
Rolling for Luck
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5458e3 No.9810
Like lightning, you turn around, bend over, slam your fist into your palm and shout at the top of your lungs, "DOBORU PENETORATON!"
>You have to be kidding. Here, take this stuff before you get hurt.
The slime goes sailing over you and into the nearby fireplace, where it squeals and begins to burn. Within seconds, the creature has died.
"Hmph. It's commonly known that Archdemons are weak to fire." you say, praising yourself on your super-powerful Spiritual Barrier.
>You have got to be kidding.
You notice that the Slime dropped some equipment for you! Wow, just like your self-help books said would happen!
>YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING. I SENT THAT. THAT WAS ME. Fuck this, I'm coming down there.
As you're slipping your Cleric's Robes over your shoulders, there's a sudden flash of light! You grab the Rosary Beads that you found and make a cross with your hands.
"Begone, evil monster! I have slain your minion!" you cry.
The monster unfurls its deadly golden wings and stares at you with its demonic - though very pretty - eyes. It opens it's evil rosy lips to speak at you.
"I'm your fucking guardian angel, you bimbo. You've decided to kill the Demon Lord or some shit, so like every other shmuck who goes after some dangerous evil force, you get an angel."
You gasp. How could you have not seen it?! The halo, the heavenly chorus, the distinct feeling of inferiority! You curtsy. "My dear angel, what an honor! To think that my faith would be rewarded!"
It rolls its eyes divinely. "Yeah, whatever. Look, I have to protect you or some shit, but that's probably going to be impossible, since you're such a fucking idiot. So I'm going to give you all of the spiritual power I have right now to give you a boost, so that you don't die on the first step out of town."
You nod, tears in your eyes. "Yes, my lord!"
"Now, when I do this, I'm going to be weakened for a while. Don't waste all your time doing stupid shit like killing slimes for the nearby farmer. Do something useful, like build up a fucking army. I want the Demon Lord dead so that I can get back to being a bachelor. Lady angels are fucking HOT."
With that, he whips aside his robes, pulls out his holy rod, begins pumping his hand along it, and anoints you with his Holy Water. It's kind of salty.
"It's not fucking Holy Water. It's jizz." He says, before disappearing, leaving only the smell of fish behind.
You're not really sure that that sort of language is appropriate for use in conversation. Kimberly groans, and you fetch her a glass of water. She begins talking about how amazing it was being choked, and you're starting to think that maybe you shouldn't hang around her any longer, so you excuse yourself.
Outside, the sun is still shining. Your angel told you to hurry up and leave, but you're not so sure. There could be a lot of people who need saving around here!
A) Head out of town!
B) Look for someone to save!
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Beefiness: 1/10
Skillishness: 1/10
Smarting: 1/10
Spirituability: 2/10
Respect: 500/1000 - Kind of ditzy.
Angel: 0/100
Equipment:
Holy Rosary (+1 Spirituability)
Cleric's Robes (Good as new)
Spells:
Spirituability:
-Mend: Mends clothes or other objects a small amount.
-Banish: Heavily damages undead.
So, a quick note on your stats. Beefiness affects how good you are at physical things, like breaking free of holds, throwing things, or dealing lots of damage in a hit. Skillishness affects your ability to do things like pick locks and find traps, and also dodge and hit enemies. Smarting helps you learn spells, solve puzzles, and avoid being tricked, and Spirituability helps you resist temptations, and avoid losing your composure. Those last two also both have separate schools of magic which they affect.
Respect is how much people respect you. At high values, getting your way is easier. At low values, people start thinking they deserve to have their way with you. Angel is the strength of your Angel - when it reaches 100, the Angel grants you a blessing that you guys get to vote on.
Finally, if ever you have options you want to try which I haven't listed, go ahead and vote for them. My given choices are guidelines. Notably, I'm unlikely to list all of the spells you could use in every given situation.
Also notably, you can >Angel: Ask the angel anything at any time.
The Angel's kind of ornery, but the more powerful he is at the time, the more detailed his answers are.
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b43e49 No.9814
>>9810A. I love this story already.
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>>9810B
We can't just leave the poor people of this village to fend for themselves.
5458e3 No.9900
B!
You decide to go searching around town. Your Angel said to go and raise your arms or something, but you get the feeling that he's not the most friendly Angel. And anyways, how could you ever be a Hero if you didn't save anyone?
The people in town don't seem very in-danger, though. One guy wants you to clean out his attic, and another wants you to go kill the rats in his cellar. Boooorriiiiiing. Still, you are just a Newbie Hero, and Newbie Heroes do boring things sometimes! Also, they're offering to pay you, and your parents cut off your allowance recently.
A)Take the attic job. There might be something useful in there!
B)Take the ratkilling job. You have to hone your skills!
C)This is dumb. Time to leave town.
—-
_Ariana_
Beefiness: 1/10
Skillishness: 1/10
Smarting: 1/10
Spirituability: 2/10
Respect: 499/1000 - Why is there jizz on your face?
Angel: 0/100
Equipment:
Holy Rosary (+1 Spirituability)
Cleric's Robes (Good as new)
Spells:
Spirituability:
-Mend: Mends clothes or other objects a small amount.
-Banish: Heavily damages undead.
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b43e49 No.9910
>>9900A. Clean out his attic? Like cleanse it of evil spirits. Let's do it!
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565b59 No.9916
>>9900Sure start with A (would be funny if there is no spirits/traps or monsters)
5458e3 No.9917
A! Can I get a Search roll, 40+?
0ce2fe No.9918
| Rolled 40 |
>>9917search roll
dda60c No.9920
>>9918hooray, we're exactly competent
b43e49 No.9922
>>9918Spirits of evil can't hide from a spiritual warrior of the heavens.
559837 No.9941
>>9802>…you think that it might be choking her!did we had the talk yet?
>It's not fucking Holy Water. It's jizz. You're not really sure that that sort of language is appropriate for use in conversation."or are we just pretending?
b43e49 No.9943
>>9941I think we just don't understand, or we're just to pure and inocent. Either way its great and I love it.
5458e3 No.9951
The man opens the door to his house. "The attic's just upstairs. You can keep anything you find, it's all junk anyways."
You thank him, but you're really here to search for evil spirits! Attics like these can be crawling with them.
The room is dark and musty, and only a little light enters, from a dirty window on the other side of the room. You quickly set to work, clearing away some of the junk in order to have room for the exorcism ritual. While you're clearing stuff away, you even find some old gold pieces! (+20 gold).
When that's all finished, you stand in the middle of the room and hold your hands together. Focusing, you pump up your spirit energy, twist your body, squat, and shout "CUMANGEEEEEEEEEETTTTIIIITTTTTTTTTT" repeatedly. The man comes in once or twice, but you shoo him away. He seems content to leave you be, if a little confused. The exorcism is taking a while, after all, but these things can take days!
Thankfully, you sense that any spirits in the place are gone after just a few minutes more. Your Angel really gave you a power boost! You'll have to thank him. What a nice guy.
You get ready to leave, fulfilled with the sense of a job well-done, but just then, the man walks in! Darn, you were really hoping to get out of this without getting paid. Everyone knows heroes don't take money from people in need!
"This… all you did was shove the junk to the sides of the room." The man seems puzzled. "I'm not paying you for this."
A-all you did?! You killed the evil spirits!
(Spaghetti test, 40+)
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Ariana
Beefiness: 1/10
Skillishness: 1/10
Smarting: 1/10
Spirituability: 2/10
Respect: 500/1000 - Kind of ditzy.
Angel: 0/100
Equipment:
Holy Rosary (+1 Spirituability)
Cleric's Robes (Good as new)
Spells:
Spirituability:
-Mend: Mends clothes or other objects a small amount.
-Banish: Heavily damages undead.
65a54f No.9952
| Rolled 76 |
>>9951>Spaghetti test 5458e3 No.9953
"I'll have you know that your attic was filled with evil spirits, Mister! You're lucky I came along when I did, otherwise you could have been possessed! You need to take better care of your attic, put up some proper spiritual defenses, and consult a priest regularly!"
Hmph. Some people just don't understand how much danger they'd be in without a Hero to help them out. The man is visibly shaken by your tirade, and he gratefully thanks you before handing you your money (darn! +30 gold). You leave with a smile and a wave.
>He was scared of you and wanted you out of his house, you moron.
Well, it's still light out, barely. There's still plenty you could do!
A)Go clear out that cellar!
B)It's time to head out of town!
C)Just head home. It's been a long day!
—-
Ariana
Beefiness: 1/10
Skillishness: 1/10
Smarting: 1/10
Spirituability: 2/10
Respect: 520/1000 - Kind of ditzy. What's this crap about spirits?
Angel: 0/100
Equipment:
Holy Rosary (+1 Spirituability)
Cleric's Robes (Good as new)
20 gold
Spells:
Spirituability:
-Mend: Mends clothes or other objects a small amount.
-Banish: Heavily damages undead.
b43e49 No.9954
>>9953A. Everyone knows why rats prefer dark, underground places where there is little to no light.
Because they're eeeeeeeeeviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil b43e49 No.9955
>>9953>20 goldshouldn't this be 30 or 50?
5458e3 No.9956
>>9955It should be, you're right. I keep posting the update before updating the stat block. It's fixed in the version I have saved on my computer.
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5458e3 No.9962
A!
You head over to the cellar full of rats, flaming torch in hand. Everyone knows that rats are evil, and also very unclean. The cellar is very dark, and it seems like the rats are right at home - there are plenty of holes. They've even nimbly avoided the traps set out for them! How diabolical!
One step onto the ground tells you that these rats are definitely evil. Within seconds, a swarm of them comes pouring out of every rathole. They're all really gross and ugly, and a few of them even reach the size of a small cat! You prepare to fight!
A)Stomp on them! For justice!
B)Try and lead them into the traps!
C)Scare them back into their holes with your torch!
—–
Ariana
Beefiness: 1/10
Skillishness: 1/10
Smarting: 1/10
Spirituability: 2/10
HP: 6/6
Arousal: 0/10
Orgasm: 0%
Respect: 500/1000 - Kind of ditzy.
Angel: 0/100
Equipment:
Holy Rosary (+1 Spirituability)
Cleric's Robes (Good as new)
50 gold
Spells:
Spirituability:
-Mend: Mends clothes or other objects a small amount.
-Banish: Heavily damages undead.
If your HP reaches zero, you lose the encounter. This probably means that you fail your current mission, but maybe not. Losing an encounter results in lowered Respect, and generally results in special hugs. If you want to increase your HP, there are spells, equipment, potions, etc. which do that, but you also gain 1 HP per point of Beefiness.
0ce2fe No.9970
>>9962C. There's nothing evil beings fear like the torch of justice.
65a54f No.9978
| Rolled 73 |
>>9962>A)Stomp on them! For justice! 913658 No.9992
b43e49 No.9993
>>9962C. Did we lose respect?
5458e3 No.10006
>>9993No, that's just bad book-keeping again. You're at 520.
On another note, we have a tie, so a tiebreaker would be nice.
b43e49 No.10008
| Rolled 1 |
>>100061 is stompy justice 2 is purging flames
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5458e3 No.10014
A! And in the interest of time-saving, we'll go with
>>9978 for the roll.
You get your stomp on. Some less equal-opportunity people would conjure up images of a scared little girl, hopping around squealing while stamping her feet. This is completely false. You are a proud and dangerous Hero, Champion of the Weak! You face down the minions of darkness with honor and dignity. Except bugs! Bugs wig you out!
The swarm is thinned by your Heel of Justice. Some of the more prudent rats are already running back into their holes. Others, however, are trying to scurry up your legs! And there are some seriously gross ones trying to bite your ankles! Eek - or, uh… not-eek!
Beefiness roll (25+) to kick them off in a completely-tactical not-at-all-scared way!
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ArianaBeefiness: 1/10
Skillishness: 1/10
Smarting: 1/10
Spirituability: 2/10
HP: 6/6
Arousal: 0/10
Orgasm: 0%
Respect: 520/1000 - Kind of ditzy.
Angel: 0/100
Equipment:Holy Rosary (+1 Spirituability)
Cleric's Robes (Good as new)
50 gold
Spells:Spirituability:
-Mend: Mends clothes or other objects a small amount.
-Banish: Heavily damages undead.
I also noticed that I accidentally left the Arousal and Orgasm stats in the last block, so I might as well keep them in and explain them! But let's not forget that this AO-rated game is for FAMILY FRIENDLY AUDIENCES.
Arousal is how much you want a hug right now! As it increases, doing things that don't involve hugging gets harder. At higher levels, say 5+, you'll have to roll each turn to resist your urges to hug things, otherwise you might lose turns or hug someone so hard that you lose the encounter instantly! Spirituability increases your resistance to Arousal.
Orgasm is how much hugging you've done. At 100%, you reach Peak Hugging, and lose the encounter, just like if you lost all your HP! The more Arousal you have, the faster Orgasm increases!
0ce2fe No.10016
| Rolled 70 |
>>10014Rolling for beef
b43e49 No.10018
>>10014That explanation of the hugging system was both entertaining and arousing in a strange roundabout way.
5458e3 No.10030
>>10016You shake the little rodents off of you like a dog shakes off water! The tides of darkness are nothing compared to the St. Bernard of JUSTICE.
The swarm is definitely thinning out, now. Some of the rats are dead, but most have just ran away. They'll probably come back some day. And when they do, you'll be waiting for them.
But for now, you have to take out the stragglers! But how…?
A)The boot!
B)The traps!
C)The torch!
—-
ArianaBeefiness: 1/10
Skillishness: 1/10
Smarting: 1/10
Spirituability: 2/10
HP: 6/6
Arousal: 0/10
Orgasm: 0%
Respect: 520/1000 - You're the man now, dog.
Angel: 0/100
Equipment:Holy Rosary (+1 Spirituability)
Cleric's Robes (Good as new)
50 gold
Spells:Spirituability:
-Mend: Mends clothes or other objects a small amount.
-Banish: Heavily damages undead.
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5458e3 No.10046
B! Roll for Skilledness. 30+
2ad35c No.10047
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>>10046Skill roll.
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5458e3 No.10053
>>10047You're pretty much a professional awesome person, never failing at anything. This is doubly awesome considering that you're weaker than most average people.
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You cunningly begin to chase rats around. Terrified as they are of you by now, they flee. But nobody can escape JUSTICE. All around, rat traps snap closed. If you were less Heroic, you'd think that maybe it were a bit cruel. But nothing is too cruel for the forces of evil… right?!
Well, you're not into all of that philosophical stuff anyways. You're a Hero! In a Heroic way, you stride up to the old man whose cellar you just cleaned, and give him some advice on proper trap placement:
"Make sure to use Evil Cheese to set the traps, like mozzarella, or goat cheese. And place the traps on the stairs, so they think that they've already gotten past every obstacle, leaving them off-guard!" The old man smiles and nods at you, probably too overcome with gratitude to speak. He slaps your pay into your hands (darn! 25 gold!). You walk away satisfied.
It is mid-afternoon now, just before dinner. After a quick snack on some of the cheddar you snagged from the rat traps, you're ready to face the rest of the day!
A)Maybe there's more people who need saving? You're sure you can find something. Probably. Right?
B)Okay, that was some good work, but the real danger is the Demon Lord!
C)Maybe a proper dinner and early bedtime would do you some good. You've been through a lot, today!
—-
ArianaBeefiness: 1/10
Skillishness: 1/10
Smarting: 1/10
Spirituability: 2/10
HP: 6/6
Arousal: 0/10
Orgasm: 0%
Respect: 540/1000 - Why is mozzarella evil? Is it because it's Italian?
Angel: 2/100
Equipment:Holy Rosary (+1 Spirituability)
Cleric's Robes (Good as new)
75 gold
Spells:Spirituability:
-Mend: Mends clothes or other objects a small amount.
-Banish: Heavily damages undead.
Killing things is one way to increase your Angel's power - he gains sustenance from ushering souls into the afterlife. Non-sentient creatures aren't worth that much, though. Among other things, you can also purchase indulgences from priests. He'll also just generally get stronger with time.
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C - real heroes know their bedtime
>>9953questions! (not meant as suggestions)
what the angel says (greentext), are those mental text bubbles or is she able to hear it?
We are in some kind of GameWorld, so do we meet glitches, common rpg clichés (repeating dialogues…) and that kind stuff?
559837 No.10106
I would laugh my ass off, if OP tricked us into his game, which seriously don't features any kind of erotic scenes. "I said AO in the first post, if you guys cant read its not my problem"
>YTMND
b43e49 No.10109
>>10106mfw the arousal and orgasm stat were literaly refering to our need for hugs and how much hugging we have done.
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5458e3 No.10206
>>10105You can't hear greentext, it's just the angel talking to himself.
You're going to meet cliches, yeah, at least a few. Glitches are a good idea, I'll keep them in mind.
>>10106Well maybe if you guys would actually fail at anything, you'd get to find out!
>mfw you guys never fail a single roll the entire game—-
Alright, enough lollygagging. The people of Fappen can take care of themselves from now on - part of being a Hero is knowing when to leave a city and never return to it, usually because nobody has anything for you to do and there aren't any good items to buy!
You head home to grab a few things (a pack, a few changes of clothing, and your Pocket Hero Manual!), and sneak out before your dad can notice that you're gone. Gosh, he's so overprotective! But you're a Hero now, with an Angel and everything, and that means it's time for you to leave the nest! You're sure he'll understand. You left a note.
>"dadd sorry i have 2 go ;( buttt ill b bak soon i hav 2 kil the dmon lorde - ur doter :3 ps i luv u mom". Damn, it's so fucking poignant, I'm going to cry.You stare down the road that leads out of town. This is probably a really dramatic moment, and you wish you had something dramatic to say. You consult your Hero Manual, nod wisely, and shout to the heavens:
"HEY BIG BOY, CARE TO BUY ME A DRINK?!"
With that, you confidently stride out of town. Boy, this is going to be great!
There are a number of ways you could go, you realize, as you reach the first crossroads of your journey.
To the north is the town of Knottingham. You think that you heard they'd been having trouble with wolves, recently. How chilling! To the west is the coast, and the small port town of Wettshirt. It's a trade hub for this region, but not a very big one. You might be able to Heroically Charter a ship, though, to make moving around easier! If you continue on past Knottingham, you reach Fuckingham, the capital city of the entire country! Such a journey is no doubt hard and grueling, for all but a Hero such as yourself! But the city is definitely the place to me, with all the modern amenities - INDOOR PLUMBING!
A)Head to Knottingham. Wolves are a serious problem!
B)Wettshirt sounds lovely - the smell of fish in the air, a salty taste on your lips, and plenty of opportunities to earn some money and buy some things!
C)You've always wanted to visit Fuckingham! What a city! What a place! If there's anywhere to find out about the Demon Lord, it's here!
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ArianaBeefiness: 1/10
Skillishness: 1/10
Smarting: 1/10
Spirituability: 2/10
HP: 6/6
Arousal: 0/10
Orgasm: 0%
Respect: 540/1000 - Why is mozzarella evil? Is it because it's Italian?
Angel: 3/100
Equipment:Holy Rosary (+1 Spirituability)
Cleric's Robes (Good as new)
Pack:White Blouse
Tartan skirt
Undergarments (Various)
Hero Manual!
75 gold
Spells:Spirituability:
-Mend: Mends clothes or other objects a small amount.
-Banish: Heavily damages undead.
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51a405 No.10208
>>10206A
Must stop the evil wolves!
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>>10206A
we're going up from rats to wolves, can't rush these things.
b43e49 No.10273
>>10206A
>"HEY BIG BOY, CARE TO BUY ME A DRINK?!"Hello, police? Yes I would like to report a case of missing sides, last seen shaking uncontrolably.
5458e3 No.10313
>>10273>>10237>>10209>>10208>>10207That seems like a suitable number of votes. A!
Can I get a luck roll, please, for random encounters?
0ce2fe No.10314
| Rolled 57 |
>>10313Let's see if there are any evildoers to smite.
5458e3 No.10330
>>10314I should actually explain the random encounter rolls. A normal success results in no encounter, a failure results in an encounter. Epic wins and phenomenal rolls are good and AMAZING encounters, and epic failures and abysmal rolls are bad and TERRIBLE encounters. The roll for these is going to generally be set at 50+, but there are sometimes circumstances where it'll be different.
Generally, if it's dark out, or you have a high respect value, you'll fight tougher monsters. If you have a low respect value, or it's light out, you'll fight easier monsters. Harder encounters also grant better rewards, so there's not really a "bad" encounter roll as long as you can handle it.
So this is a pass, with no encounter. Too bad, no hugs for you just yet.
—-
You make it into Knottingham at the stroke of midnight. The moon is shining really bright, but you don't really care - you know that a Hero never sleeps, but you're REALLY tired. Like, wow, you didn't know that it was such a long walk. Come to think of it, you've never really been out of your hometown.
All around, it's pretty clear that people are in desperate need of some Heroing. Doors have claw marks in them, people aren't looking at you at all, and it seems like everyone's just really scared of something. An older man walks up you you.
"Turn back, traveler. Knottingham is not safe these days. The corrupting influence of the Demon Lord has turned our wolves and hounds, once so fierce and noble, into corrupted, twisted versions of themselves. My faithful dog, Snoopy, had to be put down just yesterday, having become too dangerous. Turn back."
>Follow his fucking advice, you idiot. How the hell are these people going to help you kill the Demon Lord? Are they going to fucking poor him to death?"Don't worry, mister, I'm a Hero! I'm here to save you!" You proudly shout, posing a little for their benefit.
He sighs, definitely relieved. "You are so weak and delicate, girl. You don't know the horrors you're about to go through. We don't have much, traveler, but feel free to stay at my inn tonight. You should leave in the morning."
Well, he didn't
sound relieved, but you could tell he was. Anyways, as to his advice, well, a Hero never falters! Right? Right. And now…
A)Time for bed!
B)Who could sleep when there's so much going on? Time to go fight some wolves!
C)Maybe it would be a good idea to ask some people about the wolves…
—-
ArianaBeefiness: 1/10
Skillishness: 1/10
Smarting: 1/10
Spirituability: 2/10
HP: 6/6
Arousal: 0/10
Orgasm: 0%
Respect: 550/1000 - She must be crazy!
Angel: 3/100
Equipment:Holy Rosary (+1 Spirituability)
Cleric's Robes (Good as new)
Pack:White Blouse
Tartan skirt
Undergarments (Various)
Hero Manual!
75 gold
Spells:Spirituability:
-Mend: Mends clothes or other objects a small amount.
-Banish: Heavily damages undead.
7cf36a No.10331
>>10330B) Justice never sleeps.
565b59 No.10332
e39fbb No.10333
0ce2fe No.10339
5458e3 No.10354
A!
Maybe it would be a good idea to hit the hay. A good Hero knows that you can fight monsters in your dreams for training! You follow the nice man into the inn, where he puts you up for free because "you probably don't have any money anyways." What a nice guy!
You're just dozing off when a weird jingle sounds in your head. It's actually kind of… nice… like a lullaby…………z…..z..zzzzzz…….
- Angel +10 points! -
When you wake up, you feel well-rested and ready to go! You grab your stuff and head downstairs, where the Innkeeper stops you.
"Girl, are you really going to fight the wolves? You should leave. This is not a place for women." He motions with his hands. "The wolves are… ravenous."
You laugh and puff out your chest proudly. "A Hero never runs from people in need."
The man shakes his head with appreciation. "Fine. Then take these herbs - apply them to wounds, and you can heal yourself. Save them for when you need them, for they have some… side effects."
You gratefully accept the herbs (Hooray! +2 Sensatea!), and the man continues. "The wolves are at their strongest during the full of the moon, the night after tomorrow. Either beat them before then, or run for your life. I do not think it would be wise to face them head-on."
>But I bet it'd be "heroic", wouldn't it, you fucking harlot?
How heroic sounding!
>Ugh…
You leave the inn to a sunny, but dreary day. The wolves have really done a number on this poor place! Where Fappen is happy and smells like flowers, Knottingham smells like wet dogs and curdled milk!
You…
A)Decide to go looking for some wolves to fight. Maybe you'll even find their cave or den or something!
B)Ask the townspeople about anything that could help you. Maybe you even have something in particular you want to ask about?
C)Explore the town! Who knows what secrets there are here?
—-
Ariana
Beefiness: 1/10
Skillishness: 1/10
Smarting: 1/10
Spirituability: 2/10
HP: 6/6
Arousal: 0/10
Orgasm: 0%
Respect: 550/1000 -
Angel: 3/100
Equipment:
Holy Rosary (+1 Spirituability)
Cleric's Robes (Good as new)
Pack:
White Blouse
Tartan skirt
Undergarments (Various)
Hero Manual!
Sensatea (2, heals + ???)
75 gold
Spells:
Spirituability:
-Mend: Mends clothes or other objects a small amount.
-Banish: Heavily damages undead.
5458e3 No.10358
>>10354And just a quick correction, your Angel is at 13/100. My copy is updated accordingly.
e39fbb No.10359
0ce2fe No.10360
>>10354A. Time to smite some wolves.
565b59 No.10362
dda60c No.10363
5458e3 No.10365
>>10359>>10360>>10362>>10363Okay, it looks like A! Can I get a Smarting roll, 60+ for the search?
f384e1 No.10366
| Rolled 77 |
>>10365smurt
dda60c No.10367
>>10366Damn, we'll never fail a roll.
5458e3 No.10371
>>10367How horrible! You
want the world to be overrun by the servants of darkness? You naughty, bad person!
>>10366You manage to follow a trail from a couple of the scratched-up doors. It leads outwards, to the woods nearby, and you fearlessly follow them, in a heroic way.
The woods are dark, and kind of spooky. The wet dog smell is really strong here, and you're pretty sure that you just stepped on a dog poo. The woods are definitely where the wolves have been hiding!
>Gee, great deduction, you idiot.Before you can get too far in, you hear a low growling. A couple of dogs cross your path, and it kind of seems like they're trying to keep you from getting any farther. You're about to go and pet one of them, but you notice that they both have eerie, almost glowing eyes. These are almost definitely servants of evil!
A)Try and run past them. You don't want to hurt little dogs!
B)Scare them! Your rosary beads make a pretty loud clacking sound if you do it just right.
C)Just go over and kick one, they're not that big.
—-
ArianaBeefiness: 1/10
Skillishness: 1/10
Smarting: 1/10
Spirituability: 2/10
HP: 6/6
Arousal: 0/10
Orgasm: 0%
Respect: 550/1000 - Let's put them in the doghouse!
Angel: 13/100
Equipment:Holy Rosary (+1 Spirituability)
Cleric's Robes (Good as new)
Pack:White Blouse
Tartan skirt
Undergarments (Various)
Hero Manual!
Sensatea (2, heals + ???)
75 gold
Spells:Spirituability:
-Mend: Mends clothes or other objects a small amount.
-Banish: Heavily damages undead.
0ce2fe No.10372
>>10371B - evil is a cowardly and superstitious lot.
dda60c No.10373
7cf36a No.10377
>>10371B-gone vile creatures.
5458e3 No.10378
>>10372>>10373>>10377Can I get a 55+ roll for the scaring, please?
dda60c No.10379
| Rolled 93 |
>>10378scurry
7cf36a No.10380
>>10379seems like this game is hogging all the good rolls.
5458e3 No.10381
>>10379Mega-rangers, that's a mega-win!
>>10380My plan is working! With this child-friendly game taking all of the good rolls, we'll have an influx of bad-roll induced raep in the other games!
—-
You know exactly what to say to these dogs - the Sacred Words of Doggod the Dog God! You hold up your beads, begin shaking them
just so and…
CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK
"MY HIPS ARE MOVING ON THEIR OWN, MY HIPS ARE MOVING ON THEIR OWN!"
CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK
"I CAN'T STOP MOVING MY HIPS, MY HIPS ARE MOVING ON THEIR OWN!"
CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK
>Holy fucking shit. Do you even believe half of the crap you do? Where does it come from?One of the dogs flees, wailing, its tail between its legs. The other is visibly shaken - why, its snarl is half-confused, half-petrified! It takes a desperate snap at you!
(30+ roll to dodge!)
—-
ArianaBeefiness: 1/10
Skillishness: 1/10
Smarting: 1/10
Spirituability: 2/10
HP: 6/6
Arousal: 0/10
Orgasm: 0%
Respect: 550/1000 - EVERYBOOODYYYYY (Yeaaaahhh) ROCK YOUR BODYYYY (Yeaaahh)
Angel: 13/100
Equipment:Holy Rosary (+1 Spirituability)
Cleric's Robes (Good as new)
Pack:White Blouse
Tartan skirt
Undergarments (Various)
Hero Manual!
Sensatea (2, heals + ???)
75 gold
Spells:Spirituability:
-Mend: Mends clothes or other objects a small amount.
-Banish: Heavily damages undead.
b1e5cd No.10382
| Rolled 58 |
>>10381Dodge
dda60c No.10383
>>10382It is literally impossible for us to fail a roll.
5458e3 No.10384
>>10382>>10383To be fair, that was really easy.
—
You sidestep the dog's chomp and it retreats backwards. It's not quite broken yet, but you're sure that it's on its last legs! One more reason why JUSTICE always prevails!
A)Kick its butt!
B)CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK
C)Just jog past it; it's not going to chase you after all of this. Poor thing.
—-
ArianaBeefiness: 1/10
Skillishness: 1/10
Smarting: 1/10
Spirituability: 2/10
HP: 6/6
Arousal: 0/10
Orgasm: 0%
Respect: 550/1000 - It's a dog-eat-dog world, bro!
Angel: 13/100
Equipment:Holy Rosary (+1 Spirituability)
Cleric's Robes (Good as new)
Pack:White Blouse
Tartan skirt
Undergarments (Various)
Hero Manual!
Sensatea (2, heals + ???)
75 gold
Spells:Spirituability:
-Mend: Mends clothes or other objects a small amount.
-Banish: Heavily damages undead.
dda60c No.10385
>>10384C
I'm sure it'll be fine.
Also, I don't think you need to paste the stat sheet into every post.
b1e5cd No.10386
5458e3 No.10387
>>10385You're right. I'll try to post it when it changes from now on, or just the relevant parts.
d8041c No.10388
5b79e9 No.10389
>>10384This is easily the funniest story I have ever read, oh my sides.
B)CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK
3a71b0 No.10390
0ce2fe No.10409
>>10384B. We gotta keep up the clack attack.
b43e49 No.10427
7e28e0 No.10429
>>10387Please, post it all. It makes easier to recognize story posts and I love the respect phrases.
>>10384Anyway, B.
8d63e4 No.10430
55200a No.10431
>a) kick its butt!that's the closet we can come to erotic
>>10383hotwheels is obviously cheating
>>10354I'm imagining if our health drops to 0 we get fucked unconscious and wake up in the next church (at full health and maybe a little sticky)
>>10330>Undergarments (Various)We are wearing two panties at the same time because everyone knows two protect more than one, right? No wait don't tell me, Let's Play TOGETHER.
b43e49 No.10434
>>10431>if our health drops to 0 we get fucked unconsciousNo anon, this is a family friendly game, we would only get realy nice, comfortable hugs that we fall asleap in.
5458e3 No.10477
Okay, CLACK CLACK CLACKers, can I get a 30+ roll for the scaring?
dda60c No.10481
| Rolled 29 |
>>10477CLACK CLACK CLACK
dda60c No.10482
>>10481And about time too.
5458e3 No.10483
>>10481A ROLL FAILS
A LEGEND FALLS
—-
You begin to CLACK your beads again, but you don't achieve quite the same effect as last time. It's really more of a CLUCK, which is way less scary! The dog, understandably, sees this as perhaps a chance to fight back, and lunges at you again! You prepare to CLACK like your life depends on it!
>It doesn't. It's just a fucking dog. It's half-petrified already.(40+ roll to COUNTER-CLACK)
—-
ArianaBeefiness: 1/10
Skillishness: 1/10
Smarting: 1/10
Spirituability: 2/10
HP: 6/6
Arousal: 0/10
Orgasm: 0%
Respect: 550/1000 - Allow me to play you the CLACK of my people!
Angel: 13/100
Equipment:Holy Rosary (+1 Spirituability)
Cleric's Robes (Good as new)
Pack:White Blouse
Tartan skirt
Undergarments (Various)
Hero Manual!
Sensatea (2, heals + ???)
75 gold
Spells:Spirituability:
-Mend: Mends clothes or other objects a small amount.
-Banish: Heavily damages undead.
65a54f No.10489
| Rolled 89 |
>>10483>40+ roll to COUNTER-CLACK 5458e3 No.10491
>>10489The bad roll was just a fluke! A fluke!
—-
The dog lunges. You CLACK!
"MY HIPS ARE MOVING ON THEIR OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN!"
"YIPE YIPE YIPE YIPE" the dog cries as it runs away. It's loud - whatever's in there knows that you're coming. It knows to fear JUSTICE. The dog also happened to drop some coins!
>No, it fucking didn't. There's just no fucking way.(yay! 10 gold!)
>WHERE THE FUCK WAS IT KEEPING THE FUCKING MONEY, UP ITS ASS?You're definitely on a roll - a HEROIC ROLL - but it's early afternoon already. You just realized that you haven't eaten since lunch yesterday.
A) Keep going, press the advantage. Otherwise, the villains might forget JUSTICE!
B) You need something to fill your stomach. A Hero never falters - except when tasty treats are involved!
—-
ArianaBeefiness: 1/10
Skillishness: 1/10
Smarting: 1/10
Spirituability: 2/10
HP: 6/6
Arousal: 0/10
Orgasm: 0%
Respect: 555/1000 - Hungry. Hungry for JUSTICE.
Angel: 13/100
Equipment:Holy Rosary (+1 Spirituability)
Cleric's Robes (Good as new)
Pack:White Blouse
Tartan skirt
Undergarments (Various)
Hero Manual!
Sensatea (2, heals + ???)
85 gold
Spells:Spirituability:
-Mend: Mends clothes or other objects a small amount.
-Banish: Heavily damages undead.
0ce2fe No.10493
3f2a3b No.10494
65a54f No.10495
>>10491B) You need something to fill your stomach. A Hero never falters - except when tasty treats are involved!
121826 No.10496
>>10491A
(I want to see if this is trolling or true so badly)
b43e49 No.10498
d83c6d No.10500
5458e3 No.10503
Need a tiebreaker.
a6b37b No.10504
A
5458e3 No.10505
>>10504A! Can I get a 60+ Smarting check, please?
f384e1 No.10506
| Rolled 72 |
>>10505smurt
b43e49 No.10508
>>10506You cant flim-flam the hero ma'am.
5458e3 No.10509
>>105062 smurt 4 u
—-
You head farther into the woods, and the smell of wet dog only gets stronger. The trail you followed to get here is still clearly visible, proving once again that nobody can hide from justice!
Just as you pass a shallow stream, you hear the faint padding of feet. A wolf! You spin around quickly, and get ready to face it!
The wolf slinks out of the brush, seeing that it has been caught. Some wolves are pack animals, but this one is clearly a Lone Wolf! How intense! Its growls are deep and throaty, clearly a servant of evil! But it's wary - it must have heard the thrashing you gave its pals earlier!
A) Evil can't withstand Heroic blows! Maybe you can snatch up a nearby branch to hit it with!
B) Use the terrain to your advantage. Just as it tries to jump at you, dodge behind a tree!
C) Throw some mud at it! This stuff is smelly - it might get distracted!
D) Clacking has never failed you before! (except for that one time)
—-
ArianaBeefiness: 1/10
Skillishness: 1/10
Smarting: 1/10
Spirituability: 2/10
HP: 6/6
Arousal: 0/10
Orgasm: 0%
Respect: 555/1000 - That LONE wolf is definitely PACKing.
Angel: 13/100
Equipment:Holy Rosary (+1 Spirituability)
Cleric's Robes (Good as new)
Pack:White Blouse
Tartan skirt
Undergarments (Various)
Hero Manual!
Sensatea (2, heals + ???)
85 gold
Spells:Spirituability:
-Mend: Mends clothes or other objects a small amount.
-Banish: Heavily damages undead.
121826 No.10510
0ce2fe No.10512
3f2a3b No.10513
565b59 No.10515
b43e49 No.10517
>>10509D, we have that BONUS!!! Actualy should we have passed that clacky roll since we had that bonus spiritability?
a6b37b No.10519
D
e81b26 No.10524
>>10509D
We are a paladin and clacking is our hammer!
5458e3 No.10525
>>10517I've been using the scores as a measure of how hard certain things are. Right now, they don't add anything in particular to your rolls - you might think of them as a guideline. So a roll of "double backflip over the dragon" is going to be like a 95+ for a 1 or 2 Skillishness, but a 50+ for a 7 or 8. I might figure out an actual formula for it at some point, or if enough people ask for it, but right now that's how it's working.
On that note, D, can I get a 65+ CLACK CLACK roll?
f384e1 No.10526
| Rolled 83 |
>>10525CLACK CLACK CLACK MOTHERFUCKERS
b43e49 No.10527
>>10525you can keep it that way, that sounds fine. Just didnt knw if we got bonuses ore rolls were just easier is all.
>>10526one of these rolls, when we need it most, were going to fail spectacularly. that 1 roll is just biding his time.
5458e3 No.10528
It's a tense showdown. Somewhere, the wind stirs a branch. You think you hear music playing - something suitable for a showdown of these proportions. Yeah, something like that. What a sound.
The wolf makes the first move. You ward him off with a barrage of CLACKS. It dodges left. You CLACK it back to the right. It snaps at you, growls. CLACK CLACK CLACK.
The wolf doesn't know if it wants to risk fighting you. It knows what you and your CLACKS OF JUSTICE did to the dogs. It's smart. But that hesitation is a ploy! It leaps at you!
CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK!
It twists around in midair and scurries behind the nearest tree. It growls low at you, fearing your anger. Wolves are smart, but you have HEROISM on your side.
Or maybe not. It feints left, and your clacking hand is too slow. It dodges right and lunges!
(55+ Skilledness to dodge the doge)
—-
Ariana
Beefiness: 1/10
Skillishness: 1/10
Smarting: 1/10
Spirituability: 2/10
HP: 6/6
Arousal: 0/10
Orgasm: 0%
Respect: 555/1000 - Call us the CCC; the Cool Clacks Clan.
Angel: 13/100
Equipment:
Holy Rosary (+1 Spirituability)
Cleric's Robes (Good as new)
Pack:
White Blouse
Tartan skirt
Undergarments (Various)
Hero Manual!
Sensatea (2, heals + ???)
85 gold
Spells:
Spirituability:
-Mend: Mends clothes or other objects a small amount.
-Banish: Heavily damages undead.
e81b26 No.10529
| Rolled 95 |
>>10528Dodge, motherfucka!
b43e49 No.10530
>>10529Now we use our finisher prayer chant "I HAVE GOOD RATES BIG BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY, LOVE YOU LONG TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME"
5458e3 No.10531
The wolf's lunge is sloppy from fear of JUSTICE. You drop to the ground and it sails over you, flying straight into the tree behind you. It drops to the ground, stunned and clearly disoriented.
Before it regains its bearings, you regain your ground. Now's definitely the time to strike!
A) Get ready for a beatdown, dawg!
B) Pin its head into the mud! Hero Suplex!
C) Time to put the fear of god into this hound dog.
—-
Ariana
Beefiness: 1/10
Skillishness: 1/10
Smarting: 1/10
Spirituability: 2/10
HP: 6/6
Arousal: 0/10
Orgasm: 0%
Respect: 555/1000 - I've been waiting for this! Get ready for an All-Out Attack!
Angel: 13/100
Equipment:
Holy Rosary (+1 Spirituability)
Cleric's Robes (Good as new)
Pack:
White Blouse
Tartan skirt
Undergarments (Various)
Hero Manual!
Sensatea (2, heals + ???)
85 gold
Spells:
Spirituability:
-Mend: Mends clothes or other objects a small amount.
-Banish: Heavily damages undead.
0ce2fe No.10532
e81b26 No.10533
| Rolled 48 |
>>10531Praise the clack!
C
bec62c No.10534
3f2a3b No.10536
b43e49 No.10538
dda60c No.10539
5458e3 No.10541
Going to need a tiebreaker.
a6b37b No.10543
B
5458e3 No.10544
B! Give me a 60+ Beefiness roll!
0ce2fe No.10545
| Rolled 87 |
>>10544Strength, don't fail us now!
5458e3 No.10547
>>10545I don't even know at this point, man.
—-
"Get ready to face Justice, evildoer," you shout dramatically, as you hone in on the wolf's position. It seems to gain its bearings from the sound of your voice, but you crash into it with the force of ten-thousand Heros and lock your arms around its waist.
"HERO SUPLEX," you bellow, as you lift the wolf off the ground. It tries futilly to escape the grasp of JUSTICE by scrabbling and clawing, but your vicegrip is too strong! Your back muscles heave as they pull you into a perfect bridge! The wolf gets in one desperate yelp before its head is smashed into the mud below. A loud crack resonates throughout the area, and the wolf struggles a short while before falling limp.
>…
>…
>…
>Fucking fuck. That was fucking brutal.You stand up and dust your hands off. Another evildoer smote!
>Did you just fucking break its skull and then fucking drown it in mud?You wonder if the other wolves heard you. No doubt they did - and they will fear Justice all the more, now!
>What the fuck is wrong with you? I mean, what the FUCK is wrong with you?You're still feeling a bit hungry, but you'd really hate to lose your winning streak! Oh, Heroism can provide such difficult choices!
A) Onward, to JUSTICE!
B) Steak… sandwiches… a good drink… mrrrrrrr….
—-
ArianaBeefiness: 1/10
Skillishness: 1/10
Smarting: 1/10
Spirituability: 2/10
HP: 6/6
Arousal: 0/10
Orgasm: 0%
Respect: 570/1000 - I just… I just need to sit down for a second. Holy shit. Holy fucking shit.
Angel: 18/100
Equipment:Holy Rosary (+1 Spirituability)
Cleric's Robes (Good as new)
Pack:White Blouse
Tartan skirt
Undergarments (Various)
Hero Manual!
Sensatea (2, heals + ???)
85 gold
Spells:Spirituability:
-Mend: Mends clothes or other objects a small amount.
-Banish: Heavily damages undead.
a6b37b No.10548
A
dda60c No.10549
0ce2fe No.10550
5b79e9 No.10552
>>10547A
Btw I love the extra notes on the Respect
2ad35c No.10556
db01f7 No.10557
3a71b0 No.10558
>>10547When there is steak involved, there's never any doubt
3a71b0 No.10559
3f2a3b No.10560
b1e5cd No.10561
b43e49 No.10562
>>10547B. Bring the heroicly slain wolf with us to boost the morale of the people, they will be saved.
5b79e9 No.10563
>>10552Switching to B if we do this
>>10562 4210be No.10565
>>10547My sides will never recover.
31440d No.10570
A - what about some berries provided by the forest
>>10533dude refrain your shitty roll, I think my heart stopped for a moment before I realized there was no roll requested.
ebbb04 No.10587
5458e3 No.10591
Another tiebreaker!
dda60c No.10592
>>10591I'll change to B I guess.
5458e3 No.10593
>>10592B!
You sling the wolf over your shoulder and head back into town. It's really tough, carrying a wolf all that way, but Heroes never falter! When you finally get into town, you hold the wolf high in the air (owowowoowow).
"People of Knottingham! As you see, the wolves… CAN BE KILLED!" you cry. The townspeople give a collective groan of satisfaction!
The innkeeper speaks up. "You've killed one. There are dozens! You might only have angered them!"
The townspeople break apart, muttering. Well, that wasn't very nice! You'll just have to try harder! But first, lunch! The innkeeper offers you a few slices of bread and some cheese, which you wolf down. You offer to pay, but he shrugs it off. "Just leave the wolf. Maybe I can cook it, if it isn't too diseased."
What a nice guy! Freshly-fed and raring to go, you leave the inn!
A) Alright, if there are dozens, then it's time to kill dozens! Head back into the forest and look for the den!
B) Maybe you're going about this the wrong way. Ask the townspeople for advice.
C) Explore the town itself! There must be a secret here - or a treasure chest or something.
—-
ArianaBeefiness: 1/10
Skillishness: 1/10
Smarting: 1/10
Spirituability: 2/10
HP: 6/6
Arousal: 0/10
Orgasm: 0%
Respect: 575/1000 - Get it?
Wolf down?
Angel: 18/100
Equipment:Holy Rosary (+1 Spirituability)
Cleric's Robes (Good as new)
Pack:White Blouse
Tartan skirt
Undergarments (Various)
Hero Manual!
Sensatea (2, heals + ???)
85 gold
Spells:Spirituability:
-Mend: Mends clothes or other objects a small amount.
-Banish: Heavily damages undead.
f0c64a No.10594
3a71b0 No.10595
>>10593A, let us rain the fiery wrath of justice on that hellspawn!
dda60c No.10597
a6b37b No.10598
A
b43e49 No.10599
40cf69 No.10602
5458e3 No.10603
A!
Now late-afternoon, you head back out into the woods, finding where you were previously. The path you were following is no less clear here, and you quickly make it to a clearing. The grass is dyed red with blood from the corpses of dozens of meals, some so old that they've become skeletons.
This must be a feeding ground! The wolves drag their prey here to feed! Maybe if you could tamper with their food, you could take a whole bunch out in one swoop!
But before you can Heroically consider mass animal murder, you hear a couple of growls. The wolves left guards, and they've caught your scent! Two wolves, big and strong, come padding out from behind a pile of entrails. They walk towards you threateningly, and you prepare to fight!
A) Play golf with their faces! A good, strong animal bone should do!
B) Right weapon, wrong idea! Fetch, Spot, fetch!
C) Hah, he'll be fetching, alright - his heart from his throat, when he realizes his fear of CLACK!
D) Are you crazy? HERO FLEE!
—-
Ariana
Beefiness: 1/10
Skillishness: 1/10
Smarting: 1/10
Spirituability: 2/10
HP: 6/6
Arousal: 0/10
Orgasm: 0%
Respect: 575/1000 - HUNGRY LIKE THE WOOOOOLF (but not really, you just ate)
Angel: 18/100
Equipment:
Holy Rosary (+1 Spirituability)
Cleric's Robes (Good as new)
Pack:
White Blouse
Tartan skirt
Undergarments (Various)
Hero Manual!
Sensatea (2, heals + ???)
85 gold
Spells:
Spirituability:
-Mend: Mends clothes or other objects a small amount.
-Banish: Heavily damages undead.
7c0db5 No.10604
b43e49 No.10605
>>10603C. Flee, or face our heroic suplex fools.
dda60c No.10606
a7d663 No.10607
>>10603B tame that doggies
b1e5cd No.10609
2ad35c No.10612
5b79e9 No.10613
40cf69 No.10614
40cf69 No.10616
a12ada No.10617
169ca7 No.10618
A
98807a No.10620
>>10603A. Wolves are like dogs! Dogs love playing with balls. Something, something, play golf with their face!
6f90d7 No.10656
>>10603what has worked will not fail!
C
also this is so fucking hilarious with our rolls
85f3da No.10673
>>10603C!
Clack them into oblivion!!!
913658 No.10690
5458e3 No.10828
Sorry for taking so damn long, guys. Busy schedule lately.
C! Can I get a 70+ roll to scare, please?
You're totally going to fail this. This is the one. I can feel it.
2ad35c No.10829
| Rolled 60 |
>>10828Totally.
dda60c No.10830
>>10829WE DID IT
WE FAILED
5458e3 No.10831
>>10830Yes! Finally!
But your luck will never last! MWAHAHAHAHA. I forsee Phenomenal Rolls in your future!
—-
You CLACK CLACK CLACK the best you can, but two wolves are clearly better than one when it comes to morale. When you CLACK, they growl. When you CLICK, they advance. They're covering each others' flanks, like some sort of… guard wolves! EVIL GUARD WOLVES!
Abruptly, one jumps behind you, and you spin to face it. It's only a split second too late that you realize it was a trick, and the other one jumps at your heels!
(65+ roll to dodge)
—-
ArianaBeefiness: 1/10
Skillishness: 1/10
Smarting: 1/10
Spirituability: 2/10
HP: 6/6
Arousal: 0/10
Orgasm: 0%
Respect: 575/1000 - TWIN WOLFS: THE HOT NEW DRAMA SWEEPING THE NATION
Angel: 18/100
Equipment:Holy Rosary (+1 Spirituability)
Cleric's Robes (Good as new)
Pack:White Blouse
Tartan skirt
Undergarments (Various)
Hero Manual!
Sensatea (2, heals + ???)
85 gold
Spells:Spirituability:
-Mend: Mends clothes or other objects a small amount.
-Banish: Heavily damages undead.
2ad35c No.10832
| Rolled 32 |
>>10831Doge dodge.
5458e3 No.10833
Fail!
You attempt to get your leg out of the way of the one wolf, but their feint caught you off-guard! It latches onto your heel, its teeth digging deep, but not doing any real damage. However, you're in a tight spot - the evil beast won't let go!
Your movements are encumbered, and it's making it tough to move with any grace! What fiends! What monsters! How cunning!
A)If you can't move, then neither can it! HEROIC SMASH!
B)Shake it off! You don't like the look of those teeth!
C)Just think of how much scarier you'll be with a WOLF attached to your leg!
D)Maybe if you run fast enough, you can separate the two wolves and fight this one alone! (Note: This is a terrible idea)
—-
Ariana
Beefiness: 1/10
Skillishness: 1/10
Smarting: 1/10
Spirituability: 2/10
HP: 6/6
Arousal: 0/10
Orgasm: 0%
Respect: 575/1000 - I guess he's hungry like the wo- wait, did we already do that one?
Angel: 18/100
Equipment:
Holy Rosary (+1 Spirituability)
Cleric's Robes (Good as new)
Pack:
White Blouse
Tartan skirt
Undergarments (Various)
Hero Manual!
Sensatea (2, heals + ???)
85 gold
Spells:
Spirituability:
-Mend: Mends clothes or other objects a small amount.
-Banish: Heavily damages undead.
Conditions:
-Wolf On Leg: The heaviness of the wolf on your leg is making graceful movements tough! (-20% to all Skilledness rolls! Natural Epic and Phenomenal rolls are unaffected)
2ad35c No.10834
dda60c No.10835
a73a27 No.10837
0ce2fe No.10840
b43e49 No.10841
bff877 No.10843
5458e3 No.10848
A! Can I get a 30+ Beefiness roll, please?
dda60c No.10849
| Rolled 71 |
>>10848BEEF
5458e3 No.10850
>>10849Success!
You bring your hands together in a hammer, jump a little, and drive your fists down onto the wolf's head! Your passenger lets out a low whine, but holds on!
Meanwhile, though, its pal makes a drive-by at you!
(50+ Skilledness to dodge!)
—-
ArianaBeefiness: 1/10
Skillishness: 1/10
Smarting: 1/10
Spirituability: 2/10
HP: 6/6
Arousal: 0/10
Orgasm: 0%
Respect: 575/1000 - Stop. Hammertime.
Angel: 18/100
Equipment:Holy Rosary (+1 Spirituability)
Cleric's Robes (Good as new)
Pack:White Blouse
Tartan skirt
Undergarments (Various)
Hero Manual!
Sensatea (2, heals + ???)
85 gold
Spells:Spirituability:
-Mend: Mends clothes or other objects a small amount.
-Banish: Heavily damages undead.
Conditions:-Wolf On Leg: The heaviness of the wolf on your leg is making graceful movements tough! (-20% to all Skilledness rolls! Natural Epic and Phenomenal rolls are unaffected)
b43e49 No.10851
| Rolled 1 |
>>10850I'm feelin the luck with this one.
b43e49 No.10853
>>10851I would be lying if I said I wasn't hoping for a low roll because of what I said, the dice respond well to reverse psychology.
d1af4a No.10955
>>10851I expect foul play, why would he otherwise say that?
3725a8 No.10983
>>10829>>10832>>10851what's wrong with you two…
you caused a real problem, OP already wrote out how we crush every enemy without fail.
5458e3 No.11166
G-G-GET READY FOR AN ABYSMAL FAIL!
(youre screwed)
—-
You're too surprised by the sudden attack to dodge properly, and you end up moving by reflex! Unfortunately, you forgot the dog on your leg, and your reflexes send you stumbling over it. The attack goes through perfectly, tearing apart your clothing and dealing some major damage.
You end up on the ground, a throbbing pain in your head - it seems like you cracked it on a rock when you fell! The wolf on your leg takes the opportunity to re-adjust itself, so that it is now straddling your legs, one still in its jaws. The other also leaps on top of you, pinning down your arms.
>Shit. It looks like your luck caught up to you.
Your head is woozy, and your body feels like lead - on top of that, you have two servants of evil completely sealing off your arms and legs!
(-3 HP. Clothing damaged. Dazed condition applied. Pinned.)
A)M-maybe we can push them off? Heroic… STRONG!
B)A-a true Hero's presence can scare off evil wherever it lies!
C)T-that wolf's head is perfectly in line with yours! Justice Headbutt!
—-
Ariana
Beefiness: 1/10
Skillishness: 1/10
Smarting: 1/10
Spirituability: 2/10
HP: 3/6
Arousal: 0/10
Orgasm: 0%
Respect: 575/1000 - My head was cracked, so I'm too dazed to make a crack.
Angel: 18/100
Equipment:
Holy Rosary (+1 Spirituability)
Cleric's Robes (Torn in half)
Pack:
White Blouse
Tartan skirt
Undergarments (Various)
Hero Manual!
Sensatea (2, heals + ???)
85 gold
Spells:
Spirituability:
-Mend: Mends clothes or other objects a small amount.
-Banish: Heavily damages undead.
Conditions:
-Completely Pinned: -30 to all Skillishness and Beefiness rolls. Epic and Phenomenal rolls not affected.
-Dazed: You're pretty woozy. 30+ Spirituability roll to act, and remove this condition in the process. -5 to all rolls. Phenomenal rolls not affected.
3a71b0 No.11167
a12ada No.11171
bff877 No.11176
0ce2fe No.11177
b43e49 No.11180
a6b37b No.11193
A
84a672 No.11207
c1bc84 No.11211
7ae2ed No.11215
f46640 No.11219
ba2ee7 No.11222
7b165e No.11226
5458e3 No.11257
B! Can I get a 30+ Spirituability roll, and a 75+ Spirituability roll!
0ce2fe No.11259
| Rolled 80 |
>>11257Here's the first roll
4d65f8 No.11262
| Rolled 54 |
>>11257Second
5458e3 No.11269
>>11259>>11262If only you could reverse them.
—-
You shake the dazedness out of your head and get ready to scare the living daylights out of these wolves. Without your beads, you'll have to make do with good old fashioned yelling!
"ROAR!" you yell. The wolves don't seem to care. Darn! In fact, the one pinning down your arms takes a moment to smack your face with its paw! You grit your teeth - wolves can punch hard!
It looks like the wolves are just about done messing around. You smell something musty in the air, and the two seem distracted - this might be your best chance!
A) Get this servant of darkness off!
B) You just had something in your throat last time - once more, with feeling!
C) Smack you in the face, will it? Well, how about you smack it WITH your face?!
—-
ArianaBeefiness: 1/10
Skillishness: 1/10
Smarting: 1/10
Spirituability: 2/10
HP: 2/6
Arousal: 0/10
Orgasm: 0%
Respect: 575/1000 - What a hook! Go for the jugular, you idiot!
Angel: 18/100
Equipment:Holy Rosary (+1 Spirituability)
Cleric's Robes (Good as new)
Pack:White Blouse
Tartan skirt
Undergarments (Various)
Hero Manual!
Sensatea (2, heals + ???)
85 gold
Spells:Spirituability:
-Mend: Mends clothes or other objects a small amount.
-Banish: Heavily damages undead.
Conditions:-Completely Pinned: -30 to all Skillishness and Beefiness rolls. Epic and Phenomenal rolls not affected.
121826 No.11270
0ce2fe No.11272
4d65f8 No.11274
f46640 No.11275
b43e49 No.11283
a6b37b No.11285
C
5458e3 No.11291
C! Can I get a 60+ Skilledness roll?
0ce2fe No.11292
| Rolled 67 |
>>11291No foul fiend shall overcome our skilledness.
5458e3 No.11294
>>1129267-30 = 37 < 60
You tilt your head back and whack the wolf between the eyes, but you can't get enough leverage to follow through. The wolf growls, and then suddenly the pressure on your arms is lifted!
You cheer for a moment - TRIUMPH! - but only for a moment, as you realize that it's rearing up to stomp on you!
A) You have your arms back! Push it off!
B) There's no time! Twist your body out of the way!
C) Sock it one! POW, right in the kisser!
D) CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK
—-
ArianaBeefiness: 1/10
Skillishness: 1/10
Smarting: 1/10
Spirituability: 2/10
HP: 2/6
Arousal: 0/10
Orgasm: 0%
Respect: 575/1000 - Oh boy, maybe that big red thing between its legs is a weak spot!
Angel: 18/100
Equipment:Holy Rosary (+1 Spirituability)
Cleric's Robes (Good as new)
Pack:White Blouse
Tartan skirt
Undergarments (Various)
Hero Manual!
Sensatea (2, heals + ???)
85 gold
Spells:Spirituability:
-Mend: Mends clothes or other objects a small amount.
-Banish: Heavily damages undead.
Conditions:-Completely Pinned Legs: -20 to Skillishness rolls. Epic and Phenomenal rolls not affected.
fb14e4 No.11295
2ad35c No.11296
0ce2fe No.11297
b43e49 No.11304
5458e3 No.11317
A! 50+ Beefiness roll.
09f874 No.11318
>>11317Super-powered Admin Roll!
488bd7 No.11319
| Rolled 32 |
Roll for stronk
09f874 No.11320
>>11317*Ahem*
Super-powered Admin Roll!
09f874 No.11321
>>11318>>11320Derp. I'll stick to writing. Haha
b899f2 No.11323
>>11318forgetting to type in "dice" beforehand? I make the same mistake.
b43e49 No.11328
>>11323he forgot to change the email out the first time andforgot the space after the "dice" the second time. Not sure I wanted us to win with those admin powered super dice so we could see the first smutty writing of this story anyway.
5458e3 No.11330
>>11318>>11319>>11320>>11321The Powers That Be wanted this. They needed to know.
They needed to know.>>11328Prepare to be disappointed.—
Your sloppy push turns into ahugas the wolf drives its feet down into your body. The wind knocked out of your body, you suck in a breath of the wolf's manly scent. Feeling his body primed and ready forhuggingyour feminine instincts go into overdrive. Your arms clamp around his body, and you accept his love within your heart. Its hard, warm, pulsating power drives you wild, and soon you're beckoning the other wolf into agroup hug.The two wolves double-team you with their warm, soft bodies, and soon you're reaching Peak Hugging. The camaraderie brings your heart to a climax, and you begin screaming at the top of your lungs. "YES. YES. KEEP HUGGING ME," you cry as your heart fills with their love and happiness. You roll over, spent…But the wolves want more.Hugs.Non-canon.Porn to follow.I hope it worked. This was a fucking bitch to format.Pun intended. aa6036 No.11331
>>11320Nigga you best specify. How we s'posed ta know what you be rollin for if you can't take the time to scribe that shit down?
Post last edited at 2015-02-17 07:31:39
b43e49 No.11332
b43e49 No.11333
>>11330Wow, that was actualy realy
nice and now my
heart is throbbing like crazy.
5458e3 No.11338
Get ready, you dirty jizz-shooters. This is what you've been waiting for.
—-
You try and heroically push the wolf off of you, but your angle is too pronounced, and you're too weak from all of the abuse. Your arms fall limp at your sides, and the wolf drives the air from your lungs with its stomp. Gasping for breath, you gradually lose strength in your body, until you're struggling just to stay awake. But you have to! For Jusice!
>Oh, shit, maybe I should help out.
The wolves get off of you, and the blood flows back into your legs. They nudge your sides, clearly trying to roll you over. You resist for a few seconds, but it's less tiring just to get it over with. You're too tired to stare them in the eyes as you die. You hear a rip, and the last of your robe's bottom falls to pieces. Apparently, they want you to die without pants as well. That's fine! You'll endure the humiliation!
>…Nah. Finally, some action!
You'll just wake up, clothed and safe in town, like your manual says! You'll pay these servants of darkness back ten-thousand fold!
You feel a pleasant tingling in your nether-regions as the larger wolf begins lapping at your behind. Your voice, when it comes, is strange and husky. "No… not the evil dog ritual of… Pleasant Death," you groan. When you go to inhale for more protestations, the other dog thrusts its crotch into your face. You end up breathing in the musky, primal scent, and shiver as a hot, ramrod-straight poker blisters the side of your face. Your eyes droop. Your heart beats faster. "And this… must be the, the Fire Rod of Wolf Demons. I have to… cool it down, before they quench it in my stomach," you whisper to nobody in particular, as you reach out a tentative tongue to the killing poker, your loins on fire from the other wolf's attentions.
You lap up some of the molten liquid it spews, coating your mouth in it. You revel in the salty taste, knowing that you will be safer the more of it you swallow; the Rod cannot kill you if you fill yourself with it. Yes.
>She has to know. There's no way she doesn't know. Nobody's that naive.
Shade covers your face as the wolf behind you covers you with its body. You close your eyes and grit your teeth for the killing blow…
5458e3 No.11339
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And feel only white-hot bliss as another rod penetrates your body. You cry out, a hearty moan, and the other wolf takes the opportunity to thrust its own Rod into you. Your face is buried in the wiry, musky fur, and as you breathe in its animalistic scent, your mind breaks down. You hungrily suck at the scepter in your mouth as the other churns your virgin interior. Harsh, burning pain is masked by absolute pleasure, a divine gift to protect you.
But thoughts now are replaced by instinct. You attend to the staff in your mouth, coating it in saliva, licking it desperately, and it rewards you with more delicious liquid, which you add to the fluids in your mouth. The wolf above huffs in pleasure, and bucks harder, mercilessly thrusting his rod down your gullet. All you can do is constantly swallow, to coax more of your delicious treat from within the weapon. Every time you gag, a little more of it trickles down your throat, setting your insides ablaze. All the time, the wolf at your back hammers away with his rod, sending waves of pleasure through you every second, like an intense heartbeat. Your lips blister from the heat of the rod in your mouth, but the one in the back heats you to your core. The larger wolf's technique is amateurish and random, but powerful, fueled by its own sadistic lust.
Suddenly, you feel a massive presence pushing at your rear, and one at your front is not far behind. From your vantage point, inhaling the beast's primal smell, you surmise that this encounter is nearing its end. Your loins gape wide, crazy with sensation, to accept this blistering sphere, and your jaw locks open as the wolf in front forces his down your throat. Your entire body lights up with pleasure. You push your hips backwards and swallow in a frenzy, desperate to have these massive shapes as far inside of you as you can.
It all ends in a flash. Liquid surges down into your stomach as fast as the rod can pump it out, with the staff in back doing the same, heating your core to boiling. You clamp down on both rods, to keep all of the slimy fluid inside of you, and a pleasure sweeps through your lower body, so intense that you see stars. You're unable to contain yourself at this point, and you ride out the climax, moaning and choking at the weapon in your throat, with your tongue hanging out and tears running down your face. It seems to go on for hours, as the plugs in both of your mouths keep the heat within you. They've turned around, and the smell is only stronger, more masculine, as they guard you against any hope of salvation. They constantly pump in more, until you feel like you're about to explode.
Just when the sensation seems too much to bear, they extract their rods from your body, strings of ooze and pleasure clinging to them. You let out a gasp, and your arms and legs fail you, so that you fall down into a pool of your own fluids. You giggle for a while at the gurgling of your insides, but stop when one of the wolves begins to grip your neck with its jaws in dominance. You lip your salty lips and whisper defiantly:
"P-please don't stop… I want m-more… Is that all you have?"
You twist to lock your legs around the wolf, and blackness begins to fill your vision. You fall asleep, rebellion on your lips.
"Please don't stop..! Do me harder..!"
5458e3 No.11340
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>Jesus fuck, that was amazing. That's going to last me for weeks. What a fucking whore.
When you wake up, you're back in the inn, the last few hours a fuzzy blur. You must have been slain by the guard dogs - curses! The innkeeper looks at you oddly when you walk down into the lobby, and you realize that your robes have been shredded - they're hanging on by threads! Silly you!
Either way, however you handle that situation, you'll have to go at these wolves again somehow.
A) If at first you don't succeed, try again! Full-on assault!
B) You get the feeling that you don't want to go through that again (or… you do?). Go around town and ask for advice. Any information is helpful!
C) Search the town for some clues! Or hints! Or weapons! There's got to be something.
—-
Ariana
Beefiness: 1/10
Skillishness: 1/10
Smarting: 1/10
Spirituability: 2/10
HP: 6/6
Arousal: 0/10
Orgasm: 0%
Respect: 525/1000 - Who let the dogs out? In your womb, that is.
Angel: 43/100
Equipment:
Holy Rosary (+1 Spirituability)
Cleric's Robes (Good as new)
Pack:
White Blouse
Tartan skirt
Undergarments (Various)
Hero Manual!
Sensatea (2, heals + ???)
85 gold
Spells:
Spirituability:
-Mend: Mends clothes or other objects a small amount.
-Banish: Heavily damages undead.
—-
I don't know if scenes will be that long in the future. Tell me how you liked it. I can easily cut down on the wordiness - the minimum is around the length of the "hug scene", just replace words with sex. I'd probably never post anything longer than this. I decided to keep up the naive facade for the scenes, which took me a while to decide. The other option was "complete cumslut transformation" every scene, which is still a possibility. I think I kept a nice mix between metaphor and lewdness.
Any Respect you lose above 500 translates at a 2:1 ratio into Angel. This represents the power released by the fact that people still have morals. You'll probably only lose about 50 at a time at most, for really deviant acts, and you can only gain Angel if you have enough Respect, so don't count on sleeping around to power you up. I'll consider sexually-related Conditions and pregnancies at another time, maybe for repeat offenders.
d33228 No.11341
>>11340The wordiness was more than welcome
dda60c No.11343
>>11340More words is always better.
We automatically used Mend, right? Clothes are listed at good as new.
A
5458e3 No.11344
>>11343Clerical error. Given that you probably would have done it anyways, I'll just let it slide.
You have to roll to use spells, so I generally want to leave it to you guys in case you get a Phenomenal Failure and your clothes start trying to fuck you. It's sort of a risk vs reward thing.
b43e49 No.11351
| Rolled 48 |
>>11344Rolling for living fuck arm- err, I mean rolling for the mend spell, yeah.
b43e49 No.11352
>>11344Also, that scene was realy good and I liked how she kept up the naive facade, especialy the last few lines. More words are always apreciated. Good work with the lewds man.
fb14e4 No.11357
>>11340A) because
> If at first you don't succeed, try again! b43e49 No.11361
b1e5cd No.11367
488bd7 No.11368
0ce2fe No.11378
2ad35c No.11380
3a71b0 No.11382
d1af4a No.11425
>>11340C since I just now realized how dumb it was off us to run out in the wilderness unarmed
9aca84 No.11428
>>11294>Oh boy, maybe that big red thing between its legs is a weak spot!my sides
>>11330no one ever defeats real friendship!
98807a No.11635
>>11340C. The CLACK is obviously not sufficient for this evil. Perhaps a new focus for our spirituability will guarantee their downfall?
dbf545 No.11653
5458e3 No.11721
C! Can I get a Smarting roll 50+, please, and a Luck roll. No failures on that. (well there are sort of but there's no score to beat).
4d65f8 No.11723
| Rolled 95 |
>>11721so smert
67fb1d No.11724
| Rolled 15 |
>>11721Luck
b43e49 No.11726
>>11723>>11724W-what does this mean?
dda60c No.11735
>>11726It means we're really good at finding clues, but the clues themselves SUCK ASS.
5458e3 No.11737
Your keen eyes notice just about everything you see - the paw prints leading off in one direction, the scratches on the door which point up at exactly 45 degrees, the faint hint of juniper in the air. Your random meanderings lead you to the door of an old, ramshackle hut, but just before you open the door, you notice claw marks, and distinctly familiar scent in the air.
You wisely put into action a Heroic Retreat.
>AKA: You cheesed it.
On your way back to the inn, though, you encounter a strange man. He introduces himself as the Duke of Knottingham.
"Dreadful business, really, what with the wolves and the hounds. Can't get a spot of good hunting in, you know! No game!"
He's a jovial man, and seems to have heard of you. - "In fact, I've been following your exploits quite doggedly. A wolf, eh? And two dogs? Well, a little girl like you ought not to be barking up the wrong tree like that. Still, I suppose you need this more than I do. Just wolf it down, and you'll feel right as rain. Oh, the innkeeper had some for you? Splendid! It's really quite invigorating."
You thank him for his kind gift (+2 Sensatea!) and you part ways. He heads up to the keep on the hill, which overlooks the rest of the town proper. How spooky!
By the time you get back, it's getting dark out.
A) Alright! With so many healing herbs, those wolves are dead meat!
B) You're still not really sure why the wolves are acting up. Is it really the Demon Lord? What has the Duke been doing to help out? Ask the townspeople.
C) Maybe you can chance upon something else if you explore a bit more. Such an old town has to have some hidden cellars or cached heirlooms.
—-
Ariana
Beefiness: 1/10
Skillishness: 1/10
Smarting: 1/10
Spirituability: 2/10
HP: 6/6
Arousal: 0/10
Orgasm: 0%
Respect: 525/1000 - That damn Duke stole all my puns! Man, that really rubs me the wrong way!
Angel: 43/100
Equipment:
Holy Rosary (+1 Spirituability)
Cleric's Robes (Good as new)
Pack:
White Blouse
Tartan skirt
Undergarments (Various)
Hero Manual!
Sensatea (4, heals + ???)
85 gold
Spells:
Spirituability:
-Mend: Mends clothes or other objects a small amount.
-Banish: Heavily damages undead.
b43e49 No.11739
>>11737B. Dirty ol' peasants ALWAYS have helpful information.
0ce2fe No.11742
913658 No.11750
67fb1d No.11752
5458e3 No.11756
B! 35+ Spirituability rolls, please, 3 of them.
0ce2fe No.11758
| Rolled 25 |
>>11756Rolling
913658 No.11760
| Rolled 26 |
>>11756number 2
b43e49 No.11761
| Rolled 75 |
>>11756rowing
5458e3 No.11769
Better two fails now than later, I suppose.
—-
You walk through town Heroically asking people about their situation, but most of them seem unwilling to talk to you! You understand that you can be intimidating, but Justice is always on the side of the people!
>Crazy bitch starts flinging that justice shit at me, I get fucking wary as well.
Finally, though, you manage to find one upstanding citizen who gives you a little tidbit!
"The wolves have been at it for a few months now. Nobody knows why they started going crazy. Between you and me, I don't think it's the Demon Lord doing it."
You smile and thank him for the information, and are back at the Inn by sundown.
It's now the evening. You really should be getting to bed, but the full moon is the night after tomorrow! Who knows if you'll have the time to defeat the wolves before they attack with their full strength?
Of course, if it comes to that, a Hero never falters.
A) Damn right! They'll never see a night assault coming - right at their feeding grounds!
B) The townspeople are holding something back. You should definitely follow up with your investigation.
C) The moon will reveal secrets aplenty! The town at night is ripe for the picking!
D) Or not. Heros need their beauty sleep!
Note: All actions are more difficult at night, but if you're concerned about time, staying up late will let you squeeze in a few more actions.
—-
Ariana
Beefiness: 1/10
Skillishness: 1/10
Smarting: 1/10
Spirituability: 2/10
HP: 6/6
Arousal: 0/10
Orgasm: 0%
Respect: 525/1000 - I'd like to see your full moon, honey. YKNOWHATMSAYIN?
Angel: 43/100
Equipment:
Holy Rosary (+1 Spirituability)
Cleric's Robes (Good as new)
Pack:
White Blouse
Tartan skirt
Undergarments (Various)
Hero Manual!
Sensatea (4, heals + ???)
85 gold
Spells:
Spirituability:
-Mend: Mends clothes or other objects a small amount.
-Banish: Heavily damages undead.
699456 No.11771
b43e49 No.11772
0ce2fe No.11775
c1bc84 No.11777
67fb1d No.11779
dda60c No.11782
5458e3 No.11784
C! A 65+ Smarting roll, and a luck roll, please.
67fb1d No.11786
| Rolled 49 |
>>11784Smarting
b43e49 No.11787
| Rolled 90 |
>>11784luckster
4d65f8 No.11789
>>11787>>11786So… we're really lucky but we;re too stupid to realize it?
5458e3 No.11791
>>11789Pretty much. You're lucky enough that you're finding good stuff, but stupid enough that you're missing some really good stuff.
—-
You're blindly stumbling around town when you stub your toe on something.
"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW," you cry, as you hop around in ultimate agony. You trip and fall over a step, and lie there for a while, softly weeping. However, your Heroic Senses quickly notice that the steps you fell over are…
The general store? Nobody told you there was a store here! Maybe you can buy something useful here!
Cheery about your discovery, you head back to the inn. It's almost midnight.
A) Yawn… maybe if the wolves think you're tired, they'll let their guard down! A…ttack… zzzzz…
B) You're sure the… the townspeople won't mind you waking them up for something this… important… zzzzzzzzzzzz….
C) z….zzzzz….A brisk walk around town is… z…zz.zzzzzz….. just what you need to wake yourself up…zzzzzzz
D) zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…
—-
ArianaBeefiness: 1/10
Skillishness: 1/10
Smarting: 1/10
Spirituability: 2/10
HP: 6/6
Arousal: 0/10
Orgasm: 0%
Respect: 525/1000 - I'd like to see your full moon, honey. YKNOWHATMSAYIN?
Angel: 43/100
Equipment:Holy Rosary (+1 Spirituability)
Cleric's Robes (Good as new)
Pack:White Blouse
Tartan skirt
Undergarments (Various)
Hero Manual!
Sensatea (4, heals + ???)
85 gold
Spells:Spirituability:
-Mend: Mends clothes or other objects a small amount.
-Banish: Heavily damages undead.
b43e49 No.11792
dda60c No.11797
0ce2fe No.11800
5458e3 No.11802
C! 70+ Smarting and Luck.
This is inevitably going to backfire on you.
b43e49 No.11803
| Rolled 50 |
>>11802Not with our luck, big boy.
dda60c No.11804
| Rolled 10 |
>>11802smrt
5458e3 No.11805
>>11803
>totally average luck>>11804
>complete bimbo—-
You're dead tired, but you persevere for the sake of the villagers! You think that you saw something over near the store, but… you can't quite remember how to get there…
Within minutes, you're completely lost. You can't tell if you're looking at the backside of the inn, or the frontside of the house with the little red door on the other side of town. You hear the crackling of leaves behind you, but you're too slow-witted to realize that you're being ambushed until it's too late!
A rough hand clamps around your mouth, and another one grabs your arm. A voice whispers in your ear as you struggle against the strong arms, "You've been poking around a little too much, girly. No offense, but we can't have that. You should have ran when the innkeeper said." The man pins your arm to your side with his body and begins grabbing at your chest. "Still, no reason why I can't enjoy myself. You'll probably like it too - everyone's heard about the wolves."
The wolves?! The townsfolk have been hiding something from you? Or does he mean that they've heard about how much you enjoy defeating wolves? Well, there's no time to talk - the man's massage is weakening you, somehow!
A) Elbow him in the gut! Your mother always said you were bony enough to punch holes in steel!
B) Maybe you can just slip out of his grasp… like… THIS!
C) Bite his hand! Maybe someone will come and help you if you could just scream!
D) Hah! A Hero needs no helps. You still have a hand free for CLACKing!
—-
ArianaBeefiness: 1/10
Skillishness: 1/10
Smarting: 1/10
Spirituability: 2/10
HP: 6/6
Arousal: 1/10
Orgasm: 2%
Respect: 525/1000 - MMPH. MMM, MMPHM MM MM, MMHP MPHM.
Angel: 43/100
Equipment:Holy Rosary (+1 Spirituability)
Cleric's Robes (Good as new)
Pack:White Blouse
Tartan skirt
Undergarments (Various)
Hero Manual!
Sensatea (4, heals + ???)
85 gold
Spells:Spirituability:
-Mend: Mends clothes or other objects a small amount.
-Banish: Heavily damages undead.
Conditions:-Grappled: -15 to Skilledness rolls. Epic and Phenomenal not affected.
-Mouth Covered: You cannot speak.
3f2a3b No.11806
b43e49 No.11808
0ce2fe No.11809
4d65f8 No.11810
5458e3 No.11812
A! 55+ Beefiness.
b43e49 No.11813
| Rolled 61 |
>>11812Wheres the beef!!
5458e3 No.11814
You drive your elbow into his gut, and the man wheezes feebly, but holds on tight. He pulls your head back with his hand, and locks his legs around yours to free his other hand, with which he lifts the hem of your robes.
"You're… gonna pay me back… good for that…" he pants, and plunges his hand into your panties. You gasp at the foreign sensation of his fingers on your lower lips - he's trying an attack from a different direction! How fiendish - you have no weapons down there!
(40+ Spirituability roll to resist getting aroused)
—-
Ariana
Beefiness: 1/10
Skillishness: 1/10
Smarting: 1/10
Spirituability: 2/10
HP: 6/6
Arousal: 1/10
Orgasm: 6%
Respect: 525/1000 - MMMM- MMMMMM! MM MMMMM MMMPH~!
Angel: 43/100
Equipment:
Holy Rosary (+1 Spirituability)
Cleric's Robes (Good as new)
Pack:
White Blouse
Tartan skirt
Undergarments (Various)
Hero Manual!
Sensatea (4, heals + ???)
85 gold
Spells:
Spirituability:
-Mend: Mends clothes or other objects a small amount.
-Banish: Heavily damages undead.
Conditions:
-Grappled: -15 to Skilledness rolls. Epic and Phenomenal not affected.
-Mouth Covered: You cannot speak.
d33228 No.11816
| Rolled 78 |
>>11814HEROIC SPIRIT
5458e3 No.11819
>>11816"Yeah… how's… how's that, girly…?"
Your HEROIC SPIRIT allows you to shake off any burgeoning doubts you had. Thank goodness for your divine protection, though - his fingers might really hurt, otherwise!
Still, it really doesn't do to have his hands where they shouldn't be.
A) One more elbow should do it - he's completely out of breath.
B) He's got his legs around you, but you might be able to slip away.
C) That hand is really getting bothersome. Get it off!
D) A few CLACKs will really steal his breath away!
—-
ArianaBeefiness: 1/10
Skillishness: 1/10
Smarting: 1/10
Spirituability: 2/10
HP: 6/6
Arousal: 1/10
Orgasm: 6%
Respect: 525/1000 - MMMM. MMMMM- MMMUMPH.
Angel: 43/100
Equipment:Holy Rosary (+1 Spirituability)
Cleric's Robes (Good as new)
Pack:White Blouse
Tartan skirt
Undergarments (Various)
Hero Manual!
Sensatea (4, heals + ???)
85 gold
Spells:Spirituability:
-Mend: Mends clothes or other objects a small amount.
-Banish: Heavily damages undead.
Conditions:-Grappled: -15 to Skilledness rolls. Epic and Phenomenal not affected.
-Mouth Covered: You cannot speak.
dda60c No.11821
d33228 No.11822
0ce2fe No.11823
3f2a3b No.11825
b43e49 No.11826
5458e3 No.11827
A! That's a 45+ Beefiness roll.
dda60c No.11828
| Rolled 47 |
>>11827THE BEEFIEST
b43e49 No.11829
| Rolled 44 |
>>11827Tastes like BEEF!!
dda60c No.11830
>>11828okay maybe not the beefiest but beefy enough
5458e3 No.11831
>>11828You BEEFISHLY elbow your captor in the gut. Weakened as he his, he doubles over coughing, and you manage to break free! You spin around and confront the villain!
"Now, Villain, prepare to face Justice!" you cry. The man straightens up, gasping, with tears in his eyes.
"Y-yeah… huh… right… girly… huh…" he wheezes, before running at you with a haymaker!
(30+ Skilledness to dodge)
—-
ArianaBeefiness: 1/10
Skillishness: 1/10
Smarting: 1/10
Spirituability: 2/10
HP: 6/6
Arousal: 0/10
Orgasm: 0%
Respect: 525/1000 - MM- PFAAAAAA. I can breathe! I CAN FIGHT!
Angel: 43/100
Equipment:Holy Rosary (+1 Spirituability)
Cleric's Robes (Good as new)
Pack:White Blouse
Tartan skirt
Undergarments (Various)
Hero Manual!
Sensatea (4, heals + ???)
85 gold
Spells:Spirituability:
-Mend: Mends clothes or other objects a small amount.
-Banish: Heavily damages undead.
0ce2fe No.11833
| Rolled 59 |
>>11831Who needs Skilledness when you have Justice?
b43e49 No.11835
>>11831>I can breathe! I CAN FIGHT!I get that reference
5458e3 No.11837
>>11835Who are you, Captain America? Get back to fapping.
(oh wait you're doing too well so there's no porn ahahaha)
>>11833You duck under his wild swing and he goes stumbling past you. With him so vulnerable, you have room for a big finish!
A) With the strength of twenty suns, HERO PUNCH!
B) With the grace of a fairy and a swan, ONE THOUSAND HEROIC FINGERS!
C) With the tactical forethought of a master strategist, HERO GROIN-KICK.
D) With the spirit of JUSTICE in you, HERO NEGOTIATE.
dda60c No.11839
d33228 No.11841
>>11837B
while I imagine Jonathan and Charlotte from Portrait of Ruin shouting "THOUSAND EDGE" 3f2a3b No.11844
b43e49 No.11846
>>11837D. WHO DO THE WOLVES WORK FOR?
699456 No.11847
>>11837D he obviously knows sth.
0ce2fe No.11848
>>11837D. Like
>>11846 said, we need answers, heroic answers.
3f2a3b No.11851
>>11848good point change my vote to D
98807a No.11853
>>11837HEROIC MYSTERIES DESERVE HEROIC ANSWERS
98807a No.11854
>>11853Uh, D. Forgot to put my vote.
fef5ae No.11868
>>11837A.
Btw, are we really playing Amelia from Slayers?
Because she sounds like Amelia.
d33228 No.11874
>>11868Oh god that would be the best thing in the world
d33228 No.11876
>>11868>>11874And now I'm going to imagine our angel as a more perverse Zelgadis, Midorikawa voice and all.
488bd7 No.11878
I vote D
37ff62 No.11883
4d65f8 No.11888
8112fc No.11896
>>11846this
>>11739>Dirty ol' peasants ALWAYS have helpful information.Did you know, you can press A button to jump. Press A twice to do another jump.
>>11805>You'll probably like it too - everyone's heard about the wolves."he can't have seen us, the game render distance is absolut shit… err I mean, everything was so foggy
d33228 No.11924
>>11896>Render distanceThe hell are you talking about? Crazy kids these days
it's clearly a sprite-based adventure 11a37a No.12074
da536d No.12146
Hope there'll be a new thread soon.
We're way past th bumplimit.
e3e433 No.12452
>>11924it's clearly a sprite-based adventurepff, I can play this game too
obviously ascii game… anyway he was probably offscreen dda60c No.13436
Dead?