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Use this for cross-dimension shitposting https://nerv.8ch.net/trek/trekgenrl/1701/strek/streak/startrek/furtrek

File: 06b9ad6af6d3b97⋯.webm (1.92 MB, 320x240, 4:3, We're just friends, Q, no….webm)

637cf2 No.130

Some Trek related webms to share.

637cf2 No.131

File: 2cb5c5e07a9a6ec⋯.webm (4.39 MB, 450x360, 5:4, TNG episode 17 - _element….webm)

File: d319782fe4f8056⋯.webm (4.48 MB, 450x360, 5:4, TNG episode 18 - _the naQ….webm)

637cf2 No.132

File: 6022289ea416edb⋯.webm (2.97 MB, 450x360, 5:4, TNG edit 2 - beard on bea….webm)

File: 9f9fa5bae57bfc5⋯.webm (5.06 MB, 522x360, 29:20, TNG Edit 38 - 'Riker' Epi….webm)

File: 2d17e5dda2bdf9e⋯.webm (2.64 MB, 450x360, 5:4, TNGAmbasadors.webm)

637cf2 No.133

File: 5ca12b2116d7e5e⋯.webm (5.03 MB, 640x360, 16:9, TNG Edit 39- _Flauting Da….webm)

File: d40b64bd7522536⋯.webm (2.52 MB, 300x240, 5:4, TNG episode 11- _La Pittu….webm)

File: de92c1d0a8052b3⋯.webm (2.87 MB, 300x240, 5:4, TNG episode 12 - _bridge ….webm)

637cf2 No.134

File: b810956cfd55b29⋯.webm (2.04 MB, 300x240, 5:4, TNG episode 13 - _Was mac….webm)

File: 8162140e32985ed⋯.webm (1.18 MB, 300x240, 5:4, TNG episode 14 - _Der Run….webm)

File: 62e05761e2c3a7a⋯.webm (4.52 MB, 450x360, 5:4, TNG episode 15 - _That Je….webm)

File: 8c6e78566f02dc2⋯.webm (3.66 MB, 300x240, 5:4, TNG episode 16 - _PicArt_.webm)

Swear I had more of these, guess I may have to redo them all at somepoint over the week.

c7c035 No.184

File: cf9e0717e791eed⋯.webm (891.38 KB, 640x360, 16:9, Excelsior.webm)

Forgot I had this.

144cde No.186


I always liked that ship design.

b2f1a7 No.191


If I had the skills I'd try and turn it into a banner. But I don't sadly

6c6f66 No.197

File: 444134c176c22fe⋯.webm (7.88 MB, 480x360, 4:3, Positronic Pimp.webm)

File: 5c0eed810b7fa66⋯.mp4 (95.85 KB, 640x360, 16:9, NO YOU CAN'T DON'T EVEN TR….mp4)


Was the existence he returned to at the end his original one or the he acted like the pussyfaggot in until he went back and got stabbed?

Or was it just in his head

a16efa No.198


With Q who knows?

110bf5 No.270

File: b3eb951204486e0⋯.webm (7.37 MB, 480x320, 3:2, damn it worf.webm)

ea4891 No.274



>I never played with boys

Worf sharing insight into Federation society?

c68520 No.317

File: 5690429e50a7de4⋯.webm (2.56 MB, 480x360, 4:3, Voyager_Slap_.webm)

69820b No.318


>those first 10 seconds

Best moments of Voyager ever.

144cde No.331

d15cde No.486

File: e555dafa7d48829⋯.webm (2.22 MB, 633x475, 633:475, matte painting (ds9 1993 ….webm)

File: 52c4de5a4172ee7⋯.webm (3 MB, 631x480, 631:480, the defiant's maiden voya….webm)

File: 63410b32a3ec313⋯.webm (1.6 MB, 631x480, 631:480, sisko invokes ferengi cus….webm)

I created a number of these for legacy chan. As such, they're all soundless, <5 MB, and mostly from DS9.

d15cde No.487

File: 22085abd5eb502a⋯.webm (362.1 KB, 512x384, 4:3, kirk vs romulan bird-of-p….webm)

File: 18d7eb8a7698a1f⋯.webm (600.88 KB, 512x384, 4:3, barbara baldavin as angel….webm)

File: 4897b070ea455ec⋯.webm (368.16 KB, 512x384, 4:3, marianna hill as dr. hele….webm)

File: bd018860832d20f⋯.webm (342.94 KB, 512x384, 4:3, marianna hill as dr. hele….webm)

File: b16cba1e67022dd⋯.webm (809.71 KB, 512x384, 4:3, marianna hill as dr. hele….webm)

d15cde No.488

File: b9b4247e72a466d⋯.webm (670.52 KB, 640x480, 4:3, enterprise crew (tos 1966….webm)

File: c6ae5d0a5e7af6e⋯.webm (682.59 KB, 512x384, 4:3, galileo door (tos 1967 th….webm)

File: e27d604a05ff3f5⋯.webm (1.13 MB, 512x384, 4:3, _we're moving!_ (tos 1967….webm)

File: a86b447a73f2274⋯.webm (958.13 KB, 512x384, 4:3, a furry surprise (tos 196….webm)

File: 3d538c785e7847c⋯.webm (668.02 KB, 512x384, 4:3, enterprise observes quasa….webm)

d15cde No.489

File: e49808d9ebf9c91⋯.webm (1.32 MB, 512x384, 4:3, shuttlecraft galileo (tos….webm)

File: 99669292709e8b5⋯.webm (1.38 MB, 512x384, 4:3, spock takes enemy fire wh….webm)

File: 8862be3d6d0f981⋯.webm (456.2 KB, 512x384, 4:3, galileo door (tos 1967 th….webm)

File: 83ffa45026e1eba⋯.webm (627.52 KB, 512x384, 4:3, galileo shuttlecraft inte….webm)

File: a9af13654178e99⋯.webm (2.91 MB, 512x384, 4:3, scotty electrifies galile….webm)

c68520 No.492


what good are they without sound?

92f6d5 No.584

File: a6ef2bc12a2efac⋯.webm (1.39 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, KDF Anti Borg Tactics.webm)

A fresh one for you to enjoy.

1ef14d No.593

File: b142d47736b5330⋯.jpg (35.98 KB, 500x373, 500:373, startrek spock wtf.jpg)


But… but HOW did he press the buttons, again?!

c68520 No.605

File: a935b0a50e909ae⋯.jpg (94.2 KB, 1431x1069, 1431:1069, a935b0a50e909aeb030c22cc3a….jpg)


the buttons were also holograms :^)

205302 No.2172

File: 6fdc93220bcc184⋯.webm (306.57 KB, 480x360, 4:3, Picard says no!.webm)

>When faggots don't check catalog

866edb No.2201

File: 37819f59c8c0ec8⋯.gif (499.5 KB, 400x293, 400:293, carlosfuckyou.gif)


>the buttons were also holograms :^)

Memo to self: make a "Carlos in a starfleet uniform" pic for cheeky cunts like you and me.

29aee4 No.4603

File: 4e9de362ea78d89⋯.webm (308.42 KB, 960x720, 4:3, r9k visits strek.webm)

I think I need to download DS9 again and go through every episode looking for little clips to make.

29aee4 No.4675

File: c3ae203557b18b2⋯.webm (1.82 MB, 768x576, 4:3, Debating Traps.webm)

May have to redo this one.

b7b402 No.4677

File: 2e7331c2ddb42ad⋯.webm (444.34 KB, 768x576, 4:3, Your Waifu Dresses Like S….webm)


Guess these turned out better than expected. Any scene requests anons or will I just watch through each episode and see what is worth turning into a webm?

ca6dfd No.4678

File: 34720f1976b3a54⋯.webm (11.39 MB, 960x720, 4:3, Drumhead.webm)

29aee4 No.4778

File: 23b34aa15f81d71⋯.webm (8.13 MB, 768x576, 4:3, Garak Says Hi.webm)

I think I am going to have to webm every scene where Garak appears.

29aee4 No.4781

File: a3dd1d341f2bdf0⋯.webm (5.03 MB, 752x576, 47:36, Garaks First Lesson.webm)

File: c7b2b4117f95ec1⋯.webm (246.04 KB, 750x574, 375:287, Klingons do not surrender….webm)

File: e936c11565adbd3⋯.webm (1.18 MB, 750x574, 375:287, Bajoran Whining Pt1.webm)

I never noticed how much Bajorans bitched till I started to rewatch DS9, I think I may get a lot more material out of this.

9f6f80 No.4782


>I never noticed how much Bajorans bitched

did you miss 90% of ds9?

even in tng half of their screentime was about whining

29aee4 No.4783

File: 54da52a11602b48⋯.webm (363.36 KB, 754x574, 377:287, Bajoran With Legitmate Co….webm)

File: dd4987bc945de49⋯.webm (6.33 MB, 754x574, 377:287, Garaks Deals With Two Cra….webm)


Oh I knew they bitched, just I didn't know how much content there was to make about it. Anyway some more Garak.

29aee4 No.4784

File: 418927d21c0cc49⋯.webm (5.67 MB, 754x574, 377:287, Garak Teaching About Shop….webm)

29aee4 No.4785

File: 27f3f744f7b5fc9⋯.webm (7.3 MB, 754x574, 377:287, Garaks Second Lesson.webm)

1d06fa No.4787

File: 4dd41e15e54cc34⋯.mp4 (4.47 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Rudolf Hess - I Regret Not….mp4)


I wonder what Picard would think of the Nuremberg trials.

f96663 No.4806


He didn't make his entire projection 'massless.' His hands at least kept the illusion of mass.

f96663 No.4807



fuck. I forgot how much I love Klingon titty monsters.

ca6dfd No.4842

File: b6dd9bc47cc07f0⋯.webm (11.1 MB, 960x720, 4:3, Vigilance.webm)


Probably something like vid related

1cba25 No.5105

File: 22d34d2794d0d7c⋯.webm (6.24 MB, 426x240, 71:40, bounce the graviton parti….webm)

1c3108 No.5121

File: b767eabbce77837⋯.gif (237.57 KB, 400x300, 4:3, startrek garak blink.gif)


>Klingon females threatening one of the most dangerous men in the quadrant

It is to laugh.

9c4cd7 No.5839

File: 40d40d86125ee7c⋯.webm (7.34 MB, 576x432, 4:3, δ-dindu.webm)

He dindu nuffin', he a god boy.

1d06fa No.6032

File: dc7f9b0c21a568c⋯.webm (2.16 MB, 952x716, 238:179, where are the games we we….webm)

acd68b No.6038

File: bc8575bdbcd6a21⋯.webm (9.41 MB, 540x360, 3:2, Acid Drive.webm)

44f59a No.6102

File: 6e6ed82316c755f⋯.webm (2.44 MB, 640x360, 16:9, guide_to_star_trek.webm)

1c3108 No.6116

File: caa1671a0724756⋯.mp4 (1.35 MB, 480x360, 4:3, startrek Sisko's excuse fo….mp4)


Okay, that's just awesome.


>ywn be as booty-blasted as Avery Brooks by the fifth take of "Alamarain."

1c3108 No.6119

File: e0fc3225c8023cb⋯.mp4 (1.54 MB, 480x360, 4:3, startrek guinan setting nu….mp4)

60dd76 No.6180


Honestly, the writers are lucky they weren't murdered over that.

63db93 No.6182


Didn't that episode win an award for hairstyling?

95352f No.6226


I don't know aaout that, but I know the episode of Voyager with the Klingon ship looking for B'elana's future-child did.

1c3108 No.6277

File: d32c2dd71423eb3⋯.gif (1.95 MB, 368x281, 368:281, ALAMARAAAAIN!!!.gif)


>Honestly, the writers are lucky they weren't murdered over that.

Yup. I've never heard the full story, but I've read a couple of books where Brooks' reaction to it is downplayed enough that I reckon he must have gone full-Ferguson on their asses. I think that's why his character isn't fried in the show even though he fucks up doing the Allamarain; there were a certain amount of takes he was prepared to do and he bared his fangs when the director tried to go one take over Avery's line in the sand.

29aee4 No.6338


Was that acted?

9f6f80 No.6558

File: cff499dba140f81⋯.mp4 (4.22 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, broccoli.mp4)

3e3b49 No.6579

File: 6ac14317488f4ff⋯.webm (11.67 MB, 854x602, 61:43, lucifer saved.webm)

9f6f80 No.6582


speaking of which, we never found out if the thing in the center of the galaxy from star trek V actually was god

85d571 No.6583


I think it's fairly obvious that it wasn't.

1c3108 No.6646

File: b3bfc3ce62899e5⋯.jpg (145.78 KB, 474x528, 79:88, fedorawat.jpg)


>speaking of which, we never found out if the thing in the center of the galaxy from star trek V actually was god

1c3108 No.6648

File: 0c4ac79bd200d69⋯.webm (987.4 KB, 640x360, 16:9, event horizon where we're….webm)


>dealing with the Prince of Lies

>take him at his word even though he's using an assumed name

>speak up on his behalf before the Space-Pilgrims

>Leave instead of sticking around long enough to watch the planet become a living Hell.

Man, that episode always gets up my nose.

ccece8 No.6650

File: 49604614476f2fa⋯.jpg (232.45 KB, 415x775, 83:155, Q_as_data.jpg)


>event horizon

The rumored original cut of that movie would have been fucking awesome. Too bad it's lost as far we know. Rumor was a VHS workprint suffered, but I've never seen anything to confirm it, or if it would ever be included as an extra on a future release.


>speaking of which, we never found out if the thing in the center of the galaxy from star trek V actually was god

Q stashed his grandpops there cause he kept wandering off from the old Q's home.

1c3108 No.6652


>The rumored original cut of that movie would have been fucking awesome.

What was different?

ccece8 No.6654


>What was different?

You know brief flashes on fucked up looking shit that flash on the screen for like a frame or two a time very quickly, well there was originally entire scenes of a hell orgy and other stuff in the film. Test audiences were a bunch of pussies and it was all cut.


>It was also notable for its shocking, rapid-fire depictions of Hell, which were culled from longer portions of the film. Talk had been rampant for years about a legendary “director’s cut” of Event Horizon, but in our recent Facebook Live Q&A with Paul W.S. Anderson, he revealed why it’ll never come out… even though Paramount, the studio behind Event Horizon, wanted to make it happen.

>“There was a lot more that was shot that isn’t in the movie,“ Paul W.S. Anderson confirmed. “But you’ll never see the messed up version because we made Event before the kind of DVD revolution. You know, DVD ushered in this era when you had to have additional footage, deleted scenes, things like that. There was no call for that back when we were just doing VHS cassettes and LaserDiscs.”

ccece8 No.6655

29aee4 No.6795

File: 72ca4cc4f39c30c⋯.webm (600.46 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Hasperat Removal.webm)

Webm related is the fate of Bajor :^)

9f6f80 No.6797

File: 67fc311ac3c396a⋯.jpg (254.57 KB, 1280x768, 5:3, 67fc311ac3c396a875228d1270….jpg)



1c3108 No.6799

File: edfa27ed5615e63⋯.jpg (240.32 KB, 496x800, 31:50, vampire wut.jpg)



>You know brief flashes on fucked up looking shit that flash on the screen for like a frame or two a time very quickly, well there was originally entire scenes of a hell orgy and other stuff in the film. Test audiences were a bunch of pussies and it was all cut.

I cannot find it in my heart to blame them, given my memories of the flashes. It might have been more effective that way, anyway, as I can't remember details but I DO remember being profoundly disturbed (in a good way; mission accomplished on their end) as I realized a switcheroo had been perpetrated and what had been an Alien sort of movie had suddenly become Hellraiser. The flashes hitting one by one in rapid fire succession made sure that you couldn't find your balance with one before the next one was coring your brain.

Thanks for the links.

>Portions of the deleted scenes were included as bonus features on the 2006 DVD release. Unfortunately, they were sourced from poor quality footage, and had editor's marks visible in various places. Supposedly, the cut scenes were found in, of all places, a Transylvanian salt mine, but they had deteriorated beyond repair.


29aee4 No.6804

File: 371bfde4c967b3c⋯.webm (6.45 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Bajoran National Anthem.webm)


Thanks anon, but more interested how this turned out.

29aee4 No.6805

File: 317420166294743⋯.webm (3.74 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Bajoran National Anthem T….webm)


and a trimmed version cause it was a tad large on the file size.

ccece8 No.6807

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


>Transylvanian salt mine

Transylvanian is the strange part, but old salt mines make good underground storage for film archives. Archival companies buy them up because they have a controlled temperature, low humidity, low fire risk. A stable environment with little overhead compared to the infrastructure required to setup a standard industrial building to maintain the same environmental controls.

1c3108 No.6815

File: baa2529a25aa912⋯.jpg (11.2 KB, 191x255, 191:255, leftypol this creature rul….jpg)


>old salt mines make good underground storage for film archives.

I wonder what undiscovered cinematic treasures lie forgotten in /leftypol/?

3e3b49 No.6959

File: 74255855f126129⋯.webm (3.68 MB, 960x720, 4:3, tyrant admiration.webm)

98966f No.6960


Event Horizon made me ask if all that could have been prevented if they had used a Gellar Field?

29aee4 No.7806

File: 021668e9a6ed2a2⋯.webm (1.3 MB, 960x720, 4:3, Kor Demands Shit On His D….webm)

I need to make more webms of the shit I am watching.

29aee4 No.7809

File: f8a2a7e55345814⋯.webm (1.78 MB, 960x720, 4:3, Kor and Kirk Will Bang.webm)

File: 4c47a2154a6b962⋯.webm (2.76 MB, 960x720, 4:3, Kor is Still Disgusted.webm)

File: 16676d8a37c5633⋯.webm (1.63 MB, 960x720, 4:3, Kor is Disgusted.webm)

File: 796e9bf405a0754⋯.webm (815.18 KB, 960x720, 4:3, Good Honest Hatred.webm)

So much homoerotic tension between Kirk and Kor I noticed.

29aee4 No.7829

File: cdfe42df6dfb44e⋯.webm (725.01 KB, 960x720, 4:3, Man Yells At Cloud.webm)

File: f44af750db6ccfb⋯.webm (1.01 MB, 960x720, 4:3, Come At Me Bro.webm)

The Alternative Factor is screaming out for a Gachi Edit

1eaa93 No.7909

File: b0bc2cf8df3d73c⋯.webm (682.92 KB, 576x432, 4:3, sisko on diversity.webm)

Benjamin Sisko re: STD

e84c41 No.7911



You fucking beat me to the punch, was about to webm it myself

ccece8 No.7917


Had just seen it on /tv/

71b7f7 No.7970


now just put some std producers faces over worf and dax and cut the words "from my officers."

c6af4d No.8004


Is Avery Brooks /ourguy/?

71b7f7 No.8020


no, he really really isn't.

not even sure if I could say sisko is either.

60dd76 No.8194


STD really isn't as obnoxious as the promotional media made it look like. So far.

71b7f7 No.8198


well the promo material made me want to throw a molotov thru the windows of cbs corporate offices, so yea it would take a lot for the actual show to maintain that level of infuriatingly shit. not quite a success, but not a failure either, and by that I mean their ability to consistently virtue signal for the entire runtime. they became so busy trying to actually tell a story, they forgot to call us racist sexist homophobes for a few minutes.

7dedd3 No.8508

File: a113b83ee73cef9⋯.webm (279.8 KB, 720x406, 360:203, Vulcan Face-full.webm)

Fresh off the presses, from "Shadows of P'Jem"

7dedd3 No.8510

File: feb4cc90fdbdb1e⋯.webm (1.95 MB, 720x406, 360:203, Carbon Creek.webm)

From "Carbon Creek"

7dedd3 No.8512

File: f4c3beac85a4bdb⋯.webm (543.35 KB, 720x406, 360:203, Unexpected.webm)

From "Unexpected"

7dedd3 No.8585

File: e3093c4e3ec86ee⋯.webm (11.43 MB, 720x406, 360:203, Bound.webm)

From "Bound"

c6af4d No.8592





Maybe I should try Enterprise again.

ccece8 No.8593


>Maybe I should try Enterprise again.

Like most things considered shit for their time, as our civilization and culture continue to de-evolve they become more appealing as the quality entertainment that once was.

71b7f7 No.8598


so what you're saying is, enterprise and voyager are kinda like def leppard or yazoo.

932e5c No.8605

File: 46b8aa141b91a9e⋯.webm (8.21 MB, 1192x516, 298:129, obriengoesmad.webm)

Remember that episode when O'Brien went mad?

60dd76 No.8616


There is nothing wrong with Def Leppard and there never was.

f96663 No.8623


Def Leppard is pretty mediocre, bro, even by nwobhm standards.

1c769b No.8703

File: a0b60183fe13dd3⋯.webm (498.33 KB, 480x360, 4:3, redhypod.webm)

f96663 No.8704


LMAO that's fucking great. Sauce?

7dedd3 No.8713


That episode was ridiculous. They let an all-powerful Borg drone from the future wander around the ship…way too big a risk for too little payoff.

1c769b No.8725

File: 640ec25ff44556a⋯.webm (110.34 KB, 480x360, 4:3, nodes.webm)


We all know what Seven episodes are really about.

60dd76 No.8762


By heavy metal standards, they're weak. By 80s pop standards, they're gold.

44f59a No.8766


Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa

71b7f7 No.8772


Maybe Def Leppard (or "The Flep" for the cool hardcore fans, or also perhaps "Fred Dapple") isn't so much as like Voyager, since Voyager did still suck and only seems better in retrospect, whereas Def Leppard was pretty good to start with and is more like The Beatles in comparison to almost all music that came right after it and especially now.

71b7f7 No.8773


>The flashes hitting one by one in rapid fire succession made sure that you couldn't find your balance with one before the next one was coring your brain.

It really is more effective that way, because that jarring effect makes it creepier and at least startling, but it's not merely "a cat jumped" startling, but startling with really weird gross stuff. The longer they show something, the more it gives the audience time to get used to it.

f96663 No.8780


Saw a few more clips on youtube, and it looks like you've already posted the best part.

ccf35f No.8975




This is why Dukat should've finished what he started.

786767 No.8987


He was right when he called Bajorans like children.

54fc83 No.8995


Is this why Worf has gotten his ass kicked so many times in TNG? Some kind of revenge?

29aee4 No.9092

File: c5224c98939b92b⋯.webm (2.8 MB, 720x540, 4:3, Anons_Try_Manual_Clutch.webm)

71b7f7 No.9845

File: 9270bd76d2a70d3⋯.webm (2.6 MB, 624x336, 13:7, voltrontechnobabble.webm)

File: d8a5e460fd649cf⋯.webm (3.82 MB, 624x336, 13:7, voltrondefeatedwithscienc….webm)

I went thru the trouble of making this STD related videos I'm gonna post them to both boards dammit.

29aee4 No.9892


More Trek and STD.

250df9 No.9926


in the modern era le current year you would think that a "new gritty" star trek show would know better than to load down their show with treknobabble, and bad treknobabble at that. not to mention all the infodump tell don't show they engage in. I get that dialog doesn't cost half a million dollars to film, but the scripts in STD are so fucking hoooooooooorrible.

5e2492 No.9933


I wouldn't be surprised if they thought that was fanservice

81ea65 No.9939


It’s not like they could really tell him ‘no.’

250df9 No.9952


well the show definitely isn't written by people who love star trek. or good writers.

"what would trek fans want to see in a show?" "uh, tons of technical gibberish and fidget spinners in the place of a ship."

03f278 No.10001

File: 93be6700f95b293⋯.webm (11.28 MB, 480x360, 4:3, Shatner On LSD- BACK TO T….webm)

03f278 No.10002

File: 5b26db5a8a7312f⋯.webm (1.66 MB, 768x576, 4:3, Assisted Suicide.webm)

File: 472c8395e1b4450⋯.webm (555.87 KB, 752x576, 47:36, Come Join In.webm)

File: e24790a8fa6a62f⋯.webm (2.16 MB, 540x360, 3:2, What does God need with a….webm)

and a few more

03f278 No.10006

File: 064327646efd568⋯.webm (5.04 MB, 768x576, 4:3, Celebrating.webm)

File: eaf6aba98fc0286⋯.webm (741.19 KB, 768x576, 4:3, Youre Illogical.webm)

File: 02b49eb4df8dd8c⋯.webm (5.2 MB, 768x576, 4:3, Anons plant the explosive.webm)


>last webm

Well fuck I need to fix that sometime.

a0601e No.10013

File: 8a9a6c320237bf0⋯.jpg (8.2 KB, 222x460, 111:230, brb fapping.jpg)


Oh man, it's been a while since I watched TOS and I forgot how great Uhura's thighs were.

Please make more webms of those.

03f278 No.10014

File: d10e73003576aee⋯.webm (13.14 MB, 540x404, 135:101, Starting Shit.webm)


I'll see what I can do.

03f278 No.10015

File: 0eaf74832964082⋯.webm (2.28 MB, 768x576, 4:3, Murder Boner.webm)

File: d77d7d7d4397574⋯.webm (1.71 MB, 768x576, 4:3, Discussing Drinks.webm)

4e39a8 No.10040


Lincoln was right. She is a charming negress.

03f278 No.10041


I always get cat vibes from her

5e2492 No.10062

File: 4bc15bebb1a00fc⋯.jpg (1.05 MB, 1440x1080, 4:3, 4bc15bebb1a00fcb689e807989….jpg)


>I always get cat vibes from her


8eb986 No.10067

File: cbe8fae77eaa109⋯.webm (574.33 KB, 480x360, 4:3, One of the most intriguin….webm)


1c7414 No.10651


>that pause


03f278 No.10671

File: 99f7689c461b05a⋯.webm (6.55 MB, 640x480, 4:3, Romulan Musings.webm)

663b11 No.10735

File: 26e56e5cdc8e56f⋯.webm (298.31 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, x832uo.webm)

af373d No.10736

File: 9b7fad5f4496f41⋯.webm (514.09 KB, 480x360, 4:3, worf vs cybertroll.webm)


5072bd No.10740


Damn I miss the original series.

Why can't we have a spinoff with a Ferengi, Klingon or Romulan crew as main characters, always having to deal with Federation bureaucrats and Hooman pussies.

5072bd No.10741


>the way she pulls his head into her tits

03f278 No.10742

File: 84920d9c2f05e51⋯.webm (1.82 MB, 754x574, 377:287, When you dine at Klingon ….webm)

I think Worf really let himself go?

5072bd No.10743


lol the rap

03f278 No.10747

File: de417aa8631e0e5⋯.webm (2.14 MB, 752x574, 376:287, Garak Cock Blocks Dukat.webm)

File: 3bac092120730d4⋯.webm (742.02 KB, 758x572, 379:286, When Things Turn To Tenis.webm)

77d9da No.10800


Why does that Orion guy have a toothpick stabbed into his cheek, and why doesn't he pull it out?

52010f No.10803


He's saving it for later.

17f4e0 No.10813

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

250df9 No.10814


you see ivan, when toothpick already halfway in mouth,

64ba14 No.10827

File: 54843369045ec33⋯.webm (8.91 MB, 464x348, 4:3, Schwarzer Kaffee Junge.webm)

A lot more talk about coffee than I remember in the German translation.

695361 No.11038

File: 143e9114916e4da⋯.webm (347.63 KB, 756x574, 54:41, Jem Hadar Reminds O'Brien….webm)

04e59e No.11039


>Is this why Worf has gotten his ass kicked so many times in TNG?

I think it started out as a way to show how strong the aliens were (wow, he beat up a Klingon!) but then turned into sort of a running joke.

695361 No.11040

File: a7b677f989ee6c1⋯.webm (8.35 MB, 760x572, 190:143, Martok Family Councilor.webm)


Reminder that Martok in the space of a few minutes manages to be a better than Worf ever could manage.

695361 No.11041

File: bbce17a767afbd6⋯.webm (171.06 KB, 760x572, 190:143, DukatPleased.webm)

File: 3ac9e7a00de7368⋯.webm (645.52 KB, 760x572, 190:143, Martok is happy.webm)

File: 9e2fa66458be666⋯.webm (1.1 MB, 766x574, 383:287, Hasperat Self Removal.webm)

File: d74c1e29d546f3a⋯.webm (343.71 KB, 762x574, 381:287, WeDo.webm)

File: 26a5e8ba2b36d44⋯.webm (216.62 KB, 762x574, 381:287, Dukat's Pickup Line.webm)

695361 No.11043

File: aac15e6e9d5adbd⋯.webm (387.09 KB, 768x576, 4:3, Sirella Shows How to Clai….webm)

File: b4a550390b900ed⋯.webm (2.1 MB, 768x576, 4:3, Strek Party 2.webm)

File: e125a85f7de1557⋯.webm (2.44 MB, 768x576, 4:3, Strek Party.webm)

File: 2cdd3f2a7119502⋯.webm (1.23 MB, 768x576, 4:3, MySoggyKnees Klingons.webm)

File: 4a237922119d7cb⋯.webm (470.7 KB, 768x576, 4:3, Sirella Sass.webm)

695361 No.11349

File: 4be1676f4d83aa3⋯.webm (4.66 MB, 938x720, 469:360, Initial Kahless.webm)

I wonder honestly how this turned out.

0623e4 No.11379

File: 4c34a7346c6c463⋯.webm (32.44 KB, 480x360, 4:3, owww.webm)




I forgot how good the cinematography was in some parts of DS9. Video unrelated.

6b8d1a No.11528

File: 627c49d037c596e⋯.png (465.95 KB, 492x483, 164:161, disgust.png)

4969df No.11531


lol is that pitch shifted?

290384 No.11561


I don't think so.

it was fucking trippy watching that the first time. it's still trippy.

695361 No.12492

File: 90a115176c441d8⋯.webm (5.06 MB, 640x486, 320:243, Attention Hungry Games 17.webm)

File: f43bee7d037fdd8⋯.webm (1.15 MB, 764x576, 191:144, trek boards.webm)

Attention Hungry games got interesting.

695361 No.12591

File: 8ba562df4a76481⋯.webm (6.19 MB, 852x480, 71:40, Average day with Janeway.webm)

290384 No.12598


it's no coincidence this is one of the better voyager episodes.

4969df No.12614


You mean Sisko's shitstrumentality? That was just a lame time filler. Him and the ayylmaos were both acting like fucking retards. If I was an exec I would have canceled DS9 then and there. Luckily the show quickly redeemed itself.

ca587d No.12635

File: 97c35b5f7060c3d⋯.webm (821.1 KB, 576x432, 4:3, the morning after.webm)

695361 No.13067

File: 9a22218c2f39f1b⋯.webm (589.52 KB, 384x288, 4:3, Q Provides Good Advice.webm)

858802 No.13068

File: afd529ef67f5e2a⋯.webm (15.34 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Pogo - Data and Picard.webm)

God bless the 16mb size limit.

695361 No.13069


What's the bet he appears on The Orville?

858802 No.13083


I don't know if I'd bet on such a thing but it would be dank.

dea5ff No.13084


That just makes me wonder if Avery Brooks has ever covered any Michael Jackson songs.

7096bc No.13108


I sense an edit coming along.

c358c5 No.13148

File: 86aa2ba1d178e53⋯.webm (402.92 KB, 512x384, 4:3, McCoy pulls a spock.webm)

Brand new.

0b7e43 No.13237


Who won more arguments, Spock or McCoy?

ac021e No.13248


I think the point was that both were wrong.

f62d9e No.13254

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Can someone Webm/MP4 this?

33f91b No.13256

File: 4d0602d11620970⋯.png (745.28 KB, 2400x3420, 40:57, webbum.png)


Here you go faggot.

695361 No.13566

File: c103d20d82089c2⋯.webm (5.46 MB, 1280x548, 320:137, lock and load.webm)

Insurrection had some decent scenes in it Inside a sea of terrible

695361 No.13700

File: cf7b87326c9d3ca⋯.webm (3.62 MB, 718x274, 359:137, Wrath of Swolecard.webm)

File: 17d69528695db67⋯.webm (1.13 MB, 720x386, 360:193, Swolecard Relaxing.webm)

Some webms

695361 No.13701

File: 74d9d404ae91af9⋯.webm (720.11 KB, 320x240, 4:3, Picard Vs. Chunk.webm)

File: a919879a32e65c7⋯.webm (284.66 KB, 228x240, 19:20, Chunk Vs Picard.webm)


And two more

123538 No.13795


I can watch that forever

a1e3be No.13855


It should be made into a banner.

2768e3 No.13885


i can do it if i can find the goonies clip on youtube. can't do it with the gay square cropping as it is now, though we don't need more shitty stretched banners.

c07df3 No.14130

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

695361 No.14223

File: cf8620208715c32⋯.webm (1.11 MB, 320x240, 4:3, Birth of the Federation -….webm)

File: af131a840ddc472⋯.webm (1.26 MB, 320x240, 4:3, Birth of the Federation -….webm)

File: 0af69d0ff855a89⋯.webm (1.04 MB, 320x240, 4:3, Birth of the Federation -….webm)

File: ed56ddff26e45a8⋯.webm (1.16 MB, 320x240, 4:3, Birth of the Federation -….webm)

File: 3b6e5551dfd4435⋯.webm (973.12 KB, 320x240, 4:3, Birth of the Federation -….webm)

Surprised these haven't been posted in here yet.

7f4458 No.14227



>When all is said and done, any victory is better than any defeat.

Well that's dumb, and totally non-Ferengi. An expensive victory has got to be worse than a cheap defeat.

17e0e7 No.14248

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


actually, this is what i was looking for. i was going to try to recompose the meme from good sauce in the 3:1 aspect ratio suitable for a banner and also a larger one for posting, but it looks like Chunk is masked out from the Goonies scene and superimposed on a shot from holodeck in First Contact. Those bullet streaks might be added as well. This is memery beyond my current skill level.

695361 No.14255


You can do it. We believe in you anon!

4969df No.14256


Frame by frame in photoshop/gimp/krita/whatever

1515ae No.14291

File: aa70e92862e0fa4⋯.mp4 (165.53 KB, 900x300, 3:1, edit-2-900x300.mp4)


>Frame by frame in photoshop/gimp/krita/whatever

that's what i was afraid of. on the other hand, it looks really short - maybe as few as 20 frames for truffle shuffle clip. Just doing the banner would be easier because it's so low res that i could get by with quick and dirty shooping, but with stuff like this i like to also a full-size version.

First Contact has been good to meme on for learning. I've got one of Troi in the bar that i've been fucking with forever trying to make into a cinemegraph gif featuring a very special guest but can't get quite right.

0b7e43 No.14510

File: e6094a47843a2cf⋯.webm (5.96 MB, 480x352, 15:11, Star Trek Voyeur.webm)

Was Star Trek always this gay?

53db08 No.14522


i didnt need that…..i dont know what i was expecting, but i didnt need that

695361 No.14801

File: 3ec93bc2fe0ac74⋯.webm (661.83 KB, 1260x954, 70:53, Bloody Nose.webm)

File: edb04c7370316a3⋯.webm (761.94 KB, 768x576, 4:3, FOR CARDASSIA!.webm)

Need to start going through DS9 again and making webms again.

695361 No.14877

File: 3832a5c6461f0fd⋯.webm (1.33 MB, 176x144, 11:9, Leonard Nimoy A Visit to….webm)

File: d2dd7f43053f575⋯.webm (1.09 MB, 176x144, 11:9, Leonard Nimoy - Highly Il….webm)

File: fb1016e8500b00b⋯.webm (1.21 MB, 176x144, 11:9, Leonard Nimoy - Ruby, Don….webm)

File: cf2a34b791365fa⋯.webm (6.42 MB, 176x144, 11:9, Leonard Nimoy Let It Be M….webm)

File: 1db726d288024b9⋯.webm (3.67 MB, 176x144, 11:9, Leonard Nimoy Proud Mary.webm)

695361 No.14878

File: 367355b9c5880b9⋯.webm (2.58 MB, 176x144, 11:9, Leonard Nimoy - I walk th….webm)

File: 828cf9d494237fc⋯.webm (1.34 MB, 176x144, 11:9, William Shatner - Lucy In….webm)

File: 6fa889a28119b1f⋯.webm (4.86 MB, 176x144, 11:9, William Shatner - Major T….webm)

File: 5965243f1b33eb1⋯.webm (3.39 MB, 176x144, 11:9, William Shatner - Bohemia….webm)

File: f09cfb508abee74⋯.webm (2.13 MB, 176x144, 11:9, William Shatner - Common ….webm)

ed4eb9 No.15020

File: f8bac4dc513f321⋯.webm (1.81 MB, 636x480, 53:40, Captain Kirk.webm)

f83d1d No.15022

File: a8669e0b9472818⋯.webm (2.14 MB, 960x720, 4:3, STC2.webm)

ce82b3 No.15063


>Bajoran Whining Pt 1

Is this thread long enough before we hit bump limit?

ce82b3 No.15076


I've been here to long.

695361 No.15092


I was going to record each instance of Bajorans bitching but I felt like I was going to end up webm'ing a quarter of the entirity of DS9.

695361 No.15206

File: a5fc03362de1048⋯.webm (3.45 MB, 640x360, 16:9, AutismTrek.webm)

I went on the internet and I found this.

0dec7c No.15209


…and that students is precisely why you always leave your phaser set to stun while on vessel.

4969df No.15235

File: 7d41b55423ccc28⋯.webm (917.16 KB, 960x720, 4:3, 7d41b55423ccc2876e8dd4ddc….webm)

3d2b43 No.15278

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

0dec7c No.15307

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>We never got this episode

ce82b3 No.15310


I was going to comment how Wil would no doubt think this "lol so funny" for attention like the cuck he is but behold the youtube comments. The greatest thing he could have done after annoying the world was mind his own business instead of make desperate cameos on Big Bang Theory.

1f5174 No.15375


best TNG episode to date

1e3c95 No.15845


Why not webm this?

17e0b6 No.15860

File: a537cc8213565e6⋯.webm (1.99 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, its_star_trek.webm)

new review is up btw.

17e0b6 No.15861

File: f32d8a5ea0f9ae1⋯.webm (7.17 MB, 320x240, 4:3, exactly_why_std_sucks.webm)

things we learn in the new video:

>rich just hates STD

>rich loves orville

>mike loves orville

c544ce No.15864


I watched it and I can't really agree with Mike's opinion on Discovery. Discovery is trying something different, but they're not even remotely attempting to make it still feel like Star Trek. While The Orville may have reused concepts from other Star Trek series, I don't mind it because it at least feels like Star Trek should.

441e0e No.15865


I find Mike's opinion interesting because he fully admits he doesn't see the show as Star Trek, yet he still likes it. I guess he's sort of divorced himself from the Trek part of the show to even have a chance of enjoying it. I understand his point of it trying something new even if I don't agree with it (it's still basically GoT: IN SPACE) and I get why he'd find The Orville not bad, but lacking in that regard. Still, it was curious to hear how he could love the show very easily, but is almost holding back, since all it would do is remind him of the good olf days of Trek. That to me is very telling of what is rotten in modern Trek. I also think Mike should finish watching The Orville, I felt it was growing more comfortable in its skin by the end there and I agree with Rich that it will hopefully learn what to do better in season 2.

c544ce No.15866


Yeah, I can understand why Mike has problems with The Orville, but I hope he gives it another chance.

>Still, it was curious to hear how he could love the show very easily, but is almost holding back, since all it would do is remind him of the good olf days of Trek. That to me is very telling of what is rotten in modern Trek.

The fact that he brought up the theory of STD being in the mirror universe makes me think he's really struggling to reconcile it STD on its own and STD as a Star Trek show.

f26433 No.15867


I don't think STD is doing anything different though. Different to old Star Trek, maybe, but that's because it's conforming to the standard of every current TV show. It actually would have been more bold and interesting to stand against the crowd by just making a classic style Star Trek series. What was the last show like that? Stargate Atlantis? That show ended nine years ago.

cd248d No.15868

I gotta be honest, Mike's idea for the mid-season twist is actually pretty damn good and would even make me interested in watching the show. I'd pirate it, but I'd probably watch it.

11120a No.15870


Ehh, I could forgive their bitching about Orville paying homage to old episodes and plot ideas, but around the 25 minute mark when he starts whining and bitterly recounting all the ways that Star Trek wasn't progressive enough and then bitching about all the 'white guys' clogging up the show. Who the fuck are they trying to impress with this kind of shit?

0e7a6d No.15871

File: 3afb070baf82004⋯.gif (4.68 MB, 628x268, 157:67, merchant scum.gif)


>Who the fuck are they trying to impress with this kind of shit?


cd248d No.15872


That was pretty infuriating. Almost the entire video was him forcing some shitty narrative to try and prop up STD in an attempt to justify his interest in the show.

c544ce No.15873


>Different to old Star Trek, maybe, but that's because it's conforming to the standard of every current TV show. It actually would have been more bold and interesting to stand against the crowd by just making a classic style Star Trek series.

That's what I meant by 'different'. I think Mike likes the idea of a Star Trek that isn't in line with the ideals of your average Star Trek series despite knowing that at that point, it isn't really Star Trek. But I'd rather have classic-style Star Trek to make me feel good after all the stupid shit going on in the world.

0b3c7c No.15891


I didn't take it that way at all. It sounded to me more like criticism for their shoving in random diversity and plugging Star Trek as a totally progressive show, then pointing out that if you go back and look at it through the years, they really only took little baby steps along the way and never really rocked the boat that much. Some big things like Kirk kissing Uhura, sure, but Trek isn't as progressive as some leftists like to portray it, which is why they included some clips of women in TOS. And that brings up the contradiction that STD is supposed to be ten years before TOS, and yet there's women captains and the gaaaaaaays and whatever.

Honestly, the fact that they spent maybe five minutes talking about STD in a 40-minute review says a lot.

99cf31 No.15894


it still doesn't work with the timeline though

mirror universe enterprise already had red/yellow vests for uniforms

if std is supposed to be after them, why are they still wearing enterprise clothing

441e0e No.15895


>Honestly, the fact that they spent maybe five minutes talking about STD in a 40-minute review says a lot.

I love that. People have been asking them to give their opinion on The Orville in more detail for a while now and they just do it in the middle of a STD review and still manage to spend more time on it. Hell, despite what Mike eventually said, they still manage to make The Orville look more appealing. You can see that reflected in the comments as well, most people shit on STD so much.


yup, it's actually a theory I've seen in other places as well halfchan's /trek/, for instance. I don't know if it'd make the show better since we don't know what they'd do with the setup, but it would explain a bunch of things (tho I do think the MU was never as edgy as (in this theory) STD's MU, but whatever, it's a mess anyway).

17e0b6 No.15899


it did kind of surprise me to see how recently men were allowed to openly discuss the deficiencies of females and female nature on tv.

f26433 No.15911


But we've all seen this show. It was Battlestar Galactica, and Game of Thrones, and everything else that's been on for the past decade.

0fc990 No.15919

File: 66e91dca73676e6⋯.webm (15.3 MB, 640x480, 4:3, Captain Benjamin Hothead.webm)

Accurate Sisko?

0fc990 No.15929

File: 3a3ce3e737362dc⋯.webm (1.61 MB, 1920x964, 480:241, degenerates get the booth.webm)

I found a part of STD I like.

0fc990 No.15930

File: cc9c9aa3629f78c⋯.webm (1.53 MB, 1920x964, 480:241, degenerates get the agony….webm)


Well that wasn't good quality at all. See if this is any better.

c5caf8 No.15948



>Agony booths now have electroshocks on them

Nope, STD still manages to annoy me.

0fc990 No.15949


Yeah, but I would like for the whole STD cast, production team and writers to face the agony booth.

17e0b6 No.15958


only hope of that is if they get accused of sexism after they consensually have sex with a female cast or crew and are falsely accused of (((something))).

75cc09 No.15963


> they consensually have sex with a female cast

You've seen the female cast right? I don't think that's possible.

1e3c95 No.15971



Considering the (((female))) cast I wouldn't surprised if the numales cry out about being raped by the (((female))) coworkers.

8e6646 No.15984


I would argue Mike was just pointing out how people liked to praise the show for being "progressive" when it really wasn't all things considered. If you've watched Mike in any BotW episode he's usually the first to make fun of this shit. If you watch their latest nerd crew he does a similar thig where he points out how "diverse" the cast for the new Star Wars film while highlighting how every fucking director has been white. Basically pointing out their hypocrisy. I don't doubt the RLM crew probably more liberal than conservative, but they know how to keep that shit out of their episodes and are usually humble enough to keep that in mind.

8e6646 No.15985


I like Mikes comment about how the sets looking like the meeting rooms for Holiday Inn's. Because he knows as well as anybody that's shit is exactly what the TNG episodes looked like.

8e6646 No.15987


If it were Picard the station would have gone to shit a long time ago. DS9's crew weren't as disciplined as starfleet. Somebody had to enforce shit and I doubt words alone would always work in many of Sisko's crunches.

17e0b6 No.15999


they're definitely more conservative and less liberal than hollywood.

in particular I remember one of their reviews where they just outright slam unions. you absolutely cannot do that in hollywood, because big wasteful unions are required for absolutely everything that gets done there.

8e6646 No.16000


>in particular I remember one of their reviews where they just outright slam unions

Was this a half in the bag? I usually miss a lot of those since I don't watch reviews on movies I've never watched. I've been looking for a torrent for Wish Upon though. Mike hyped that shit on par with Trolls 2 in their recap video.

c7f49c No.16001


>Every Star Wars director has been white

What about Jew Jew Abrams?

17e0b6 No.16004

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


trips sure do feel good mmm. anyway yea here it is in their man of steel review, starting at the 4 minute mark.

8e6646 No.16046


Man I feel old. It seems like just yesterday Jay looked like a hairy cave troll.

8e7fb4 No.16325

File: 47ffe90cd54d257⋯.webm (4.26 MB, 400x300, 4:3, Star Trek Lost Malfunc….webm)

75cc09 No.16334


>try taking one of those red pills you gave me last week

For someone more skilled in video editing than I, this is the perfect opportunity to splice in Mirror Universe footage Or just straight up 3rd reich videos

0fc990 No.17389

File: 0d2db0db0313e65⋯.webm (436.54 KB, 768x576, 4:3, Get back in the closet.webm)

A new webm.

811c27 No.17403

File: 94db88f19179e0f⋯.webm (1.18 MB, 576x432, 4:3, maximum quark.webm)

811c27 No.17404

File: 08c7cf6a995aac0⋯.webm (222.93 KB, 480x360, 4:3, SUMMON THE SINGULARITY.webm)

811c27 No.17405

File: 67308da81b3bfe8⋯.webm (2.87 MB, 1595x738, 1595:738, THE SINGULARITY HAS ARRIV….webm)

396c78 No.17500




These took a while to reach here.

0fc990 No.17558

File: b9d3dd44e50ae6e⋯.webm (2.28 MB, 768x576, 4:3, curiosity killed the tech….webm)

File: e4ae6292a969d42⋯.webm (506.65 KB, 768x576, 4:3, She didn't fly so good.webm)

Why can't I stop laughing?

f642dd No.17596



0db5a5 No.17597

File: 9272f4b9390ea89⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 2.96 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 9272f4b9390ea89d813f2459a….webm)

someone needs to put kira's face in this

94f096 No.17606


deep fake it

936e9c No.17615


Could these be turned into banners at all?

f3b03e No.17618


She's not even as skinny as Nana Visitor right now.

4e87dc No.18192


Did she get cancer?

b09223 No.18200


That was just her character when she guest starred on Battlestar Galactica.

85c75c No.18467

File: 7b745209368ad18⋯.webm (9.07 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Wolf of Starfleet.webm)

Surprised this hasn't been posted yet.

c0dfb8 No.18472

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


No Worf.

d087a0 No.18548


Worf always came across as a Klingon who would enjoy the Klingon version of anime.

2a2f30 No.18735

All these edits were made by a guy called "byrotube" on youtube.

45db09 No.18762


Didn't his channel die though?

c8c158 No.18768


Is this not an imageboard for discussing Klingon Opera?

77fa4c No.18769


We haven't had a Klingon Opera thread yet I think.

0fc990 No.18835


I misread that as Kirk's

c7d258 No.19122

File: b64bf86c2b73b04⋯.webm (391.93 KB, 480x360, 4:3, Shut up, Wesley!.webm)

02b264 No.19457

File: 1ef4aeb9a728ab8⋯.webm (613.28 KB, 400x224, 25:14, picardo.webm)

Which do you prefer?

dd010c No.19474



7da865 No.20090

File: 00c627fa0719af6⋯.webm (264.88 KB, 480x360, 4:3, ascended quark.webm)

Any of you lads have the Quark Ascends webm?

It was one of my favorite webbums and I fucking lost it.

8d9746 No.20096

File: dacaea752ec20e4⋯.webm (6.17 MB, 640x480, 4:3, Quark_hears_a_buzz.webm)


I'm afraid I don't know what you mean, anon. But have another Quark webbum.

d087a0 No.20124



Fuck I think I have it saved but I have about a thousand webms that I haven't organized yet.

99cf31 No.20239

File: 51f1868b873872e⋯.webm (1.8 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, vlc-record-2018-03-07-22h….webm)

7da865 No.20245

File: 01afef9168e27ef⋯.png (484.1 KB, 659x662, 659:662, Anxious Picard.png)


Please deliver if you can anon

That was one of my favorite webbums, one that made me stick around this imageboard.

94f096 No.20271

File: dd8b5566aa840d1⋯.webm (7.81 MB, 800x452, 200:113, brittany_ayy_lmao_venti.webm)



091f21 No.20272

File: 76bfca5734145e5⋯.png (9.34 KB, 500x500, 1:1, are you serious stalker.png)


>oh my gucciness

091f21 No.20273


Catalog's fucked, still says 255 replies.

0fc990 No.20288




Did I miss something?

8d9746 No.20297


About what, Hitler? If you mean the video I haven't a clue, I doubt there's any deeper meaning besides a dumb slut being convinced to delete System32. If you mean 255 replies the catalog just didn't acknowledge my posts until I posted twice for whatever reason.

0fc990 No.20298


Meant 255 replies catalog. Sounds like site is getting fucked again

94f096 No.20326

File: e804fc28d87b50a⋯.webm (6.86 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Ayylmao.webm)


One nmore I have of this lolcow. IIRC, some think she was just pretending to be retarded because it was making her shekels.

24633e No.20329


Why are there no little green men with teeny toes that challenge the rock in Star Trek?

7da865 No.20495

File: dabf1c65900ec45⋯.webm (5.53 MB, 1656x924, 138:77, quark ascends.webm)



I'll just edit webm related

55e031 No.20497


Nice find anon look forward to the return of the ascends

683e7c No.20542

File: ece3970361dac9a⋯.webm (2.4 MB, 1656x924, 138:77, ha.webm)







>Was going to edit it tomorrow

>Go to bed

>Think about lurking for one hour before going to sleep

>Lurk other boards for content, OC and new interests

>Find webm related on /co/


5567ec No.20621


Nice work anon.

0fc990 No.21709

File: 889292057059a80⋯.webm (2.54 MB, 480x270, 16:9, strek has arrived.webm)

I think I have been neglecting /strek/ a bit too much lately. Some quick OC to try and make up for it.

0fc990 No.21711

File: e6d2dcb24750067⋯.webm (3.81 MB, 440x480, 11:12, strek has arrived.webm)


Slightly more Swole version

94f096 No.21721




e23451 No.21793

I have a request.

If anyone has

>Star Trek Deep Space Nine s01e19 - In The Hands Of The Prophets NTSC DVD x264 DD5.1-JCH

Julian says something that sounds like a perfect meme at 23:00

>It's definitely a kino

Please webm it

0fc990 No.21797

File: 507d5e93918730f⋯.webm (772.68 KB, 752x570, 376:285, Its Odo you Faggot.webm)


You mean this?

3ee760 No.21998

File: 2017bcf79aa2df6⋯.webm (2.08 MB, 320x180, 16:9, riker_eggs.webm)

c5caf8 No.22031



18bb9d No.22055

File: 500a1d3cca78f99⋯.webm (3.46 MB, 960x720, 4:3, Unworthy of Refutation.webm)

File: efc74fbc81f2c58⋯.webm (821.24 KB, 480x735, 32:49, Muffled Bridge Crew Laugh….webm)

File: 46e58bf516d9070⋯.webm (3 MB, 730x720, 73:72, Fuck it 720.webm)

Two new ones and one I've had sitting around for a few years.

da4eef No.22194


We need more reaction webms to be honest.

c104e2 No.22235


Egads… that body.

98ea4b No.22255


>That low tier tranny voice acting for Crusher

Is this a German thing?

eec4d8 No.22256


Low Effort Trannys?


51392f No.22258


This was painful to watch. I like Worf and the idea of a Klingon on board but I hate how the emasculated him and turned him into more or less of a joke.

eec4d8 No.22259


That's the joke?

0fc990 No.22381

File: 787c0c7c837fadf⋯.webm (972.94 KB, 768x576, 4:3, Answers are dangerous.webm)

309886 No.23258

File: 7c8d76d8582615e⋯.webm (11.82 MB, 640x360, 16:9, More Trek than STD.webm)

a06036 No.23260


A rare actually funny robot chicken sketch. Nice.

4c1542 No.23262


I feel bad for actually giggling.

373f8e No.23280


Fuck me… That was actually funny.

a718da No.23293

File: 3866e82a405d483⋯.webm (5.06 MB, 480x360, 4:3, Gowron Shitposts Pakleds.webm)

a06036 No.23297


I used to have a job like this. Now days doing this shit all the time would probably kill me. I'm old and fat and have high blood pressure. Living this kind of degenerate lifestyle is probably how I got fat and blood pressure issues in the first place.

4c1542 No.23299


Your job was to get completely and utterly pissfaced?

a06036 No.23300


Well, that specifically wasn't my job, but my boss fully supported me doing it. His friends would stop by and be like, "there's something for you in the bathroom." I'd go in there and they're be a line a coke. The boss would come down from his apt and bring me some beers. After my shift I'd take a klonopin to get to sleep, then wake up and do it all again. This was at a shitty motel.

There was this one time my bro/coworker's knee or something was hurting, so the boss gave him a small bottle of decent whiskey to drink during his shift. One of the tenants had tipped him with an OP 80, which is a massive dose of time released oxycontin. He split it in half and took the big half. Then he started drinking. He polished off the whiskey, then in a fit of drunken idiocy, took the other half even though I tried to talk him out of it.

He. Got. Fucked. Up.

Later, I forget why, he went into the back office to do something, and dropped something while sitting in the office chair. Instead of standing up and then picking it up normally, he tried to reach it while sitting, tumbling out of the chair, and completely fucking his already achy knee up in the process. The fall was so loud it woke up the boss, who lived in an apartment upstairs. The boss came down to see what was going on, and my bro proceeded to cuss him out and tell him to, "Go the fuck back to sleep," or some other inappropriate shit along those lines. After his shift ends, he's still absolutely fucked up, and won't let me give him a ride home. He takes off walking while I'm in the bathroom, and I go chasing after him in my car. He's walking past a large parking lot, and I whip in and step out of the car, trying to reason with him to let me give him a ride. He pulls his fucking pistol on me. Right there in broad fucking daylight, standing on the sidewalk along a major thoroughfare. Luckily it was still relatively early and there was miraculously no one on the street yet. I argued with a drunk/high guy pointing a loaded gun at me. I forget what exactly I said, but at one point he just sighed and said, "Logical as usual, Mr. Spock," put his gun away, and got in the car and let me give him a ride home.

The craziest part is that this man shitposts among us on this very board almost every day.

4c1542 No.23302


Is he the Dukatposter?

a06036 No.23304


No, he's not the Dukatposter, but who here among us has not done some Dukatposting from time to time? I wrote the Dukat monologue about the superior cardassian genitalia, for instance.

dab4fd No.23318

File: b4e66aca9a235b2⋯.webm (6.58 MB, 852x480, 71:40, summer.webm)


>Is he the Dukatposter?

Indeed, when on an anonymous message board it is best to assume that every *poster is literally a single individual and it is entirely appropriate to re-direct the thread to account for their crimes. Otherwise, shit you don't like or understand might become one of those meemee's that the deplorables are using to bring back literally Hitler. If I could do a reverse time-skip and confront whoever keeps posting those frog pictures all over the damn place, I'd admonish them strongly and ask them if they wouldn't rather post something constructive instead.

4c1542 No.23329


Not all Dukatposters are made alike, anon. Like our other anon implied, there are Dukatposters, and there is the Dukatposter, the one whose posts perfectly emulate the essence and raw masculinity of Gul Dukat. Even if it's multiple people, together they form the phantasm that is the Dukatposter.

dab4fd No.23334


i see. we shouldn't be afraid to coin a verb, then. In other words, perhaps it's a problem that a wee bit of capitalization can fix. There is dukatposting done by dukatposters and then The Dukatposter, who manifested and expressed perfect dukatposting and whose archetypal form exists as the aspirational ideal

dab4fd No.23335


(cont.) also, most anons would have figured it out, but the verb in this case would be dukatpost.

There's been quite a bit of unwarranted and frankly inappropriate low-iq hostility towards autism and effortposting lately on /strek/ and message boards in general so any chance we the aspiring swoly get get to maximize the tryhard, we should take it.

f28bbf No.23364


That was a hell of a night. Whoever that guy was he probably wasn't back to normal for nearly 48 hours.

929db7 No.23367


Yeah there's a bit of an epilogue I didn't go into. It's not as exciting as the main story.

827869 No.23396

File: aab4537725c53fa⋯.mp4 (206.21 KB, 640x360, 16:9, Troublesome Little Manchil….mp4)

2f1d8d No.23434


If you trim those black bars it'd be perfect.

563efd No.23455

File: cea8eca7abf1f5b⋯.mp4 (210.37 KB, 444x334, 222:167, Troublesome Little Manchil….mp4)

939814 No.23457



40ec3d No.23564


Nice anon.

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