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104dc1 No.9291

>tfw your klingon gf makes you go to the Hamlet play from the traveling production from Qo'noS

d8c448 No.9292

>>9291

>you will die a hero, or live long enough to have a hipster Jew with a famous sex predator Daddy crash your franchise with no survivors


1c126c No.9311

File: ca7367459d45a14⋯.jpg (59.77 KB, 320x240, 4:3, General_Chang.jpg)

>>9291

>Not enjoying Shakespeare in the original Klingon

You miserable Targ!


95b986 No.9315

hey, as long as it's not the opera or ballet. those are fucking PAINFUL to sit thru.


e790f9 No.9318

Yeah, I'd sit through Klingon Hamlet to fuck a Klingon bitch. I saw what that one chick did to Neelix. I'd give that a shot.


63a475 No.9368

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>>9318

> I'd give that a shot.

To those about to die, we salute you!


2c93fe No.9369

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>you will never have a reason to learn best language

>you will never have anyone to speak it with


da9a4c No.9370

>>9318

>Today is a good day to die, the post


e790f9 No.9382

>>9368

>>9370

You guys really think I'm that big of a pussy? I think I'd live through it just fine. I'm sure I'd be a little sore afterwards, but I know I can give her the juice.


95b986 No.9391

>>9382

not only is punching your wife not looked down on in klingon society, not only is it expected, but it's actually considered a symbol of love and respect.

anyone ever get the feeling that they were born on the wrong planet?




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