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Winner of the 11th Attention-Hungry Games
/jp/ - You must be this high to post

/bane/ and /just/ stream on Saturday October 21
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8ch Attention-Hungry Games 12

Last Round: >>54869

Archive of Past Rounds: https://mega.nz/#F!BA8V0KYD!eRw01c3zLKSa3wzSEHE00g (updated at sporadic times because fuck it)

Hello /sudo/. Some time ago, CodeMonkey wanted to try a Hunger Games event for advertising boards using the global announcement feature. Sorry for not making the thread on Wednesday as I usually do, as I dozed off some time after getting home from work and by the time I woke up, I had to get ready for work (apparently this happens if you sleep too little for too long. Who would have guessed?). Anyway, due to me having to do mandatory overtime on Saturday nights until Thanksgiving at the very least (which fucking sucks), I may have to either run the games earlier on Saturday than what I normally do or run them on Sunday instead.

For the 8chan Attention-Hungry Games, any board with less than 500 users can nominate themselves to participate, with up to 48 boards being able to participate (or we can go to 24 or 36 if we don't get enough boards for some odd reason). These 48 or so boards compete on a Hunger Games simulator hosted on BrantSteele. The current code for the regular events as of this writing is at http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=L4AJTGd4 which is based off of http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=FlMMyAqW.

The Mansion code that I am not using this week is at http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=9nWM8wfc from >>>/hungergames/17115

Anyway, the winner gets to be advertised as a global announcement for about a week.

As for the requirements for signing up:

1. No boards that promote raiding other 8chan boards

2. Must have less than 500 active users at the start of the game

3. Can't have won the hunger games in the past week. Last week's winner is >>>/jp/

4. Need to submit a SFW sentence that advertises their board that CodeMonkey can put in the global announcement. (NSFW boards are welcome to join, but the announcement should be SFW). Failure to do so will result in anons deciding your sentence via dubs to your detriment.

5. It is recommended you post a picture with your nomination, and that picture should be square as it will be stretched otherwise. I will determine the gender of you tribute based on the picture. If I can't tell, I am defaulting to M. Also, MLP images will be ignored unless it came from a MLP board or if the BO approves of it.

6. If a BO of a board does not want to participate, please don't nominate it. Board Owners, if you don't want to participate but someone nominated you, please let me know before the start of the round and I will remove it from the list. As of now, only /miku/ has asked not to participate.

7. Nominate only 1 board per IP hash per post. For posts that nominate more than 1 board and an IP hash nominating multiple boards, I will take the first one and ignore the rest, and I will know if you are samefagging.

8. Once a round concludes, please wait until the next thread is created before you nominate a board.

The next round will start

Either Saturday at about 6pm or 7pm ET or on Sunday at some undetermined time

Everyone at my workplace has to work overtime on Saturday until Thanksgiving including me, which means I work Saturday nights and that it could get in the way of running these games as I am usually asleep during the afternoon until before night falls on a work day. Keep an eye on this post if I am not around Saturday.

With that all being said, nominate your boards now and suggest some events for either code if you want (or even better, put your events into the mansion code since I won't mind people messing with that code. Just let me know if you do update it). Also, if I missed anything, let me know so I can correct the OP for next time.

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Nerve Center

nerv.8ch.net is 8chan's overboard. It shows threads from all 8chan boards in catalog view. nerv.8ch.net can display up to eight boards of your choosing by adding the board names to the URL.

For example, nerv.8ch.net/board1/board2/board3/board4 etc.

You cannot create threads or moderate boards from the Nerve Center. This is a work in progress and more functions will be added in the future based on community feedback.

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Changelog

10/18/2017

* Fixed Tor posting (again, shit keeps breaking every time something's tweaked, sorry);

* Removed Cloudflare email obfuscation;

* Restored privacy.pdf;

* Updated footer;

* Restored /4clh/, /rant/, /hfy/, /mddx/, /maddox/, /biggestdebate/, /bestdebate/ and /madcast/.

10/12/2017

* Refactored the mods table;

* Updated board generation script.

10/11/2017

* Maximum file size limit increased to 16 MB;

* Fixed caching issues;

* Added indexes;

* Refactored [B&D+] and [B&D*].

10/10/2017

* Refactored the boards table;

* Fixed creation timestamp for new boards.

10/09/2017

* Moved errant scripts to the right machine;

* Added a database index.

10/08/2017

* Finished database upgrade and added more indexes.

10/04/2017

* Removed PrintScreen key from [Screencap].

10/03/2017

* Changed bottom theme message in [Options].

10/02/2017

* Added 2channel, Fringe, Cyberpunk and Amber themes to recent.html, velox.html and tempest.html.

10/01/2017

* Fixed Oekaki icons.

09/30/2017

* Adjusted themes on the FAQ page;

* Working on improving posting speed.

09/25/2017

* Fixed index headlines;

* Redesigned 404 pages.

09/24/2017

* Added dmca.html.

09/23/2017

* Fixed background fade on Yotsuba and Yotsuba B themes;

* Fixed board settings (CSS not updating and flag update reversals, for instance) by upgrading Alacrity to use new howitzer base (some threads might have crashed, sorry).

09/22/2017

* Added embed thumbnails to overboard;

* Fixed file deletion path.

09/21/2017

* Added supported website embeds to the FAQ;

* Added separation between local and global ban appeal queues.

09/20/2017

* Adjusted Photon, Redchanit, Yotsuba, 2channel, Cyberpunk, and Fringe themes on the index page;

* Added spoiler images to overboard.

09/19/2017

* Added [-] button to Recent Threads on the index page.

09/18/2017

* Improved action description for cycled threads on the board log;

* Changed default claims message;

* Updated translation.html.

09/17/2017

* Added Cantonese translation to 8chan;

* Tweaking servers to improve posting.

09/16/2017

* Sandboxed posting from mod tools.

09/15/2017

* Added Taiwanese Mandarin translation to 8chan.

09/12/2017

* Removed sys from the URL address displayed on the static-page edit function in Board Owner settings;

* Added classes and IDs to overboard;

* Still upgrading servers.

09/11/2017

* Removed second CAPTCHA icon from overboard top bar;

* Worked on servers.

09/10/2017

* Added twemoji posting option to Board Owner settings instead of the previous enabled-by-default function.

09/09/2017

* Disabled emojis until they're implemented as a Board Owner option.

09/08/2017

* Added CAPTCHA button to top bar so users can solve it before they post.

09/07/2017

* Added 8chan tab icon to overboard;

* Added softserve to overboard;

* Added 'Show top boards' to overboard;

* Fixed file path on file boards;

* Restored /mokou/, /llc/, /vps4/, /test999/, /deleted/, /ghc/, /c8k/, /sep7/, /demoforneofags/, /awakensme/, /republic/, /dude/, /grimes/.

09/05/2017

* Added new key to JSON file as a thumbnail path indicator on overboard;

* Added global report button to overboard;

* Removed filter function loop from auto-update on overboard.

09/04/2017

* Fixed reply count on overboard;

* Removed DNSBL check and replaced it with faster MySQL implementation.

09/02/2017

* Changed 'Active Users' to "Active ISPs' in the board list.

08/31/2017

* Added themes to overboard.

08/30/2017

* Added board filters to overboard.

08/24/2017

* Fixed [Go to bottom] link in Reply mode;

* Added a [Nerve Center] button to the top and bottom of threads;

* Added a Nerve Center button to the bottom of board index pages;

* Fixed redirect issue when clicking on the hyperlinked board name on sys version of the catalog;

* Fixed redirect issue when favoriting boards on sys version of the catalog.

08/23/2017

* Added [-] hide button and [Show all] to overboard.

08/21/2017

* Released overboard;

* Updated FAQ;

* 8chan is now forced https.

08/20/2017

* Added V Live as an embed website.

08/19/2017

* Changed old file download path from src to file_dl;

* Fixed space bug when saving original filenames.

08/17/2017

* Added a pop-up Save As… window to the original filename, (h) and (u) buttons.

08/16/2017

* Patched bug in board settings.

08/15/2017

* Added [F+] (Delete all files by this IP on this board) and [F*] (Delete all files by this IP in this thread) to Global Volunteer, Board Owner and Board Volunteer accounts.

08/13/2017

* Restored /kfsfw/, /neogaf/, /ggboycotts/, /godo/, /outskirt/, /xray1/, /krid/, /tripfag/, /brus/, /backlog/, /decall/, /fim/, /eqd/, /traffick/ and /mlphate/.

08/12/2017

* Enabled lossless cache compression on Cloudflare;

* Added Portuguese translation to OpenIB.

08/11/2017

* Removed [B&D+] and [B&D*] buttons from Reporter accounts.

08/10/2017

* Restored /pcgaming/, /unopnet/, /gamefreak/, /news4vip/, /steppe/, /artfan/, /lusi/, /cwaep/, /magog/, /eloise/, /mefi/, /sonic/, /lexd1000/, /bbmr/ and aesthetic/.

08/09/2017

* Added [B&D+] (ban and delete all posts by IP on a board) and [B&D*] (ban and delete all posts by IP in a thread) to moderation tools:

* Added [Sticky], [Cycle], [Edit] and [B&D+] buttons to the catalog;

* Moved Catalog button to the Reply mode box in threads;

* Restored /nederpol/, /skeng/, /undina2/, /noodes/, /gabehk/, /verena/, /8ch/, /oscypchan/, /pitosgrandes/ and /teamyandere/, /321/.

08/08/2017

* Global announcements added to board catalogs and individual threads;

* Shortened IP hash display to last eight characters;

* Changed 'Create a thread' font size in catalogs;

* Added new class to filename download system.

08/07/2017

* Restored /magic/, fsgrg/, /heem/, /xc/, /vinjak/, /udk/, /nymphynebula/, /stirner/, /wcg/, /ceda2313/, /2dfetishes3dlife/, /nads/, /fuckoffjim/, /terminalnudity/, /secretb/ and /mislim/.

08/06/2017

* Removed pomf.se and media.8chan.co from allowed links on Stylesheets (dead websites);

* Restored /bfny/, /histories/, /tecars/, /stellaris/, /epicfail/, /gnfos/, /lolnrx/, pantsu/, /cpfc/, /nsa/, /tile/, /japan2/ and /vape/.

08/05/2017

* Bumped flag limit from 512 to 1,500;

* Restored /war/, /code/, /amin/, /stemlordtg/, /cust/, /roguestar/, /eynyvsvdvevevevev/, /universe/, /african/, /gamergate2/, /ghotl/, /vint/, /supersmellyadventure/, /karisome/, /3dshb/, /benisfag/, /zad/, /aachen/, /gulagtop/, /tomnichelgaming/, /pedro/, /nnns/, /navigatepark/ and /aheaheahe/.

08/04/2017

* Restored /1488666/, /yukarin/, /csstest/, /kittencorner/, /next/, /zobzob/, /jimmy/, /jewish/, /ayylmao/, /ppr/, /eggplant/, /vsauce/, /samefagging/, /comingsoon/, /thebes/, /warthunder/, /avatarfags/, /682425asdds/, /nfc/, /ccp/, /imwithher/, /retirantes/, /ramfuk/, /ftm/ and /arr/.

08/03/2017

* Restored /fl/, /calnude/, /krautkanal/, /dsfr34567fdf/, /islamisforreal/, /machtigleider/, /gerarz/, /bikdigs/, /gamergirlgohome/, /korewazombiedesuka/, /eden/, /pl1nk3t/, /vaporwar/, /ineedtotestashit/, /csstesting/, /fruit/, /septic/, /onur/, /homemfederal/, /drudgereport/, /eloy64/, /crissangelsdad/, /models1/ and /dub/.

08/02/2017

* Restored /crab/, /newmeme/, /ss13grief/, /strzelcoczan/, /a4p/, /topkekfam/, /vdic/, /pidou/, /goru/, /gxm/, /moshe/, /gamergoons/, /pmf/, /sfb/, /emikoduat/, /chronodrama/, /lfg/, /blacksun/, /brn/ and /cyberia/.

08/01/2017

* Restored /marco/, /future/, /confraria/, /tonho/, /aumm/, /carlos/, /chuckecheese/, /antichrist/, /viralsmarts/, /dt/, /polska/, /ubuntuniggers/, /klsjdf/, /test133763/, /448/, /derp/, /thisisnottumblrbitch/, /666hell/, /endless8/, /gjkghk/, /sloths/, /nnct/, /asdf/, /kimjonghotwheels/, /20151215/, /gorillagrow/, /uncannytales/ and /libertarian/.

07/31/2017

* Restored /nintendoporn/, /sp00k3d/, /adolphite/, /vegetarian/, /breastfeed/, /galactichorse/, /fosv/, /ls/, /916/, /zalgo/, /touhouproject/, /nicob/, /thegoldmine/, /isaac/, /riddick/, /dunc/, /oxfordcollege/, /gamergatecelebs/, /mienor/, /trtrt/, /esc/, /avfm/, /plofi/, /chiencraft/, /ggop/, /thrash/, /muzburaya/, /gajodhar/, /betachann/, /nima/, /l45two0bs345tr/, /arch0/, /dob/, /wa/, /tradfem2/, /dll/ and /roman/.

07/30/2017

* Changed API call query for Cloudflare to improve board asset updates.

07/29/2017

* Restored /gd/, /homeschooler/, /cawx/, /gianni/, /crops/, /ayklam/, /420chan/, /55pol/, /flist/, /brazil/, /brchan/, /picsofanime/, /76/, /mavili/, /domg/, /crocker/, /bundes/, /la35/, /ree/, /ge/, /mudi/ and /fenab/.

07/28/2017

* Restored /assssssss/, /exposedslut/, /battlestations/, /randomthoughts/, /chatstream/, /skinnurture/, /coolkids/, /144155180/, /skypegen/, /holi/, /laronda/, /edups/, /emptywaste/, /aimvision/, /odiomysterion/, /haydee/, /care/, /raidmoar/, /flamula/, /shitskins/, /cypherpunk/ and /myshit/.

07/27/2017

* Restored /brettygood/, /kizidraws/, /mlmlml/, /intsec/, /nanow/, /juju/, /sissyannie1/, /szzsghsafh/, /hashtag8chan/, /rtrd/, /ehc/, /suomilauta/, /shiva/, /pofa/, /pepewatch/, /sfwpony/, /afv/, /gamergatecentral/ and /ubermensch/.

07/26/2017

* Restored /011930/, /100radbar/, /hrpsby/, /fnafhate/, /scool/, /walter/, /nmweb/, /gameporn/, /tfh/, /ynraiders/, /alpaca/, /bsp/, /ironton/, /diepartei/, /scam/, /test12345/, /cvlt/, /pyd/, /yehovah/, /junkboard1234/, /adi/, /cryptach/, /rwds/ and /skunkstream/.

07/25/2017

* Fixed bug when uploading flags.

07/24/2017

* Changed banner display from list to tiles on banners.8ch.net;

* Restored /gingham/, /nosleep/, /opjchan/, /imperiatosolid/, /nappy/, /jejetukitl/, /quirk/, /pcntrs/, /emobatman/, /draftkings/, /55555/, /pornfr/, /delta/, /8cards/, /fucktheusa/, /dku/, /tacitus/ and /milo.

07/23/2017

* Restored /lolicum/, /soloamor/, /fasfdfdasgfasgfdasgda/, /fuccb/, /imgdp/, /dig/, /tlh/, /fucknig/, /lignux/, /loool/, /ws/, /bsr/, /kibihen/, /america/, /kukichan/, /yakuza/, /swarm/, /zx12cxz32/, /foreskin/, /senapihg/, /pes/, /dib/, /bar/, /abcqwerty/, /whi/, /fyllosnoteboard/, /trips/, /tlh/, /ashire/ and /civhq/.

07/21/2017

* Fixed icon links in the top bar on mod.php;

* Fixed Top Boards bar on mod.php;

* Restored range IP hash to newly created boards;

* Restored /polism/, /tsf/, /rpgdo55/, /faculdadealvorada/, /oldg/, /42lue/, /hpx/, /younow/, /cannabis/, /cueva/, /mns/, /eh/, /mirellassite/, /mlplushy/, /gilbertongilberton/, /prank/, /fishydog82/, /intel/, /trupol/ and /gb/.

07/20/2017

* Restored /drawball/, /reclaimaustralia/, /krg/, /lefty/, /fujo/, /mount/, /radionova/, /elpato/, /oc/, /bugz/, /deal/, /devnull/, /sonicfangiacomo/ and /rar/.

07/19/2017

* Restored range bans by replacing drop down menu with [RB] button (/24 only).

07/18/2017

* Restored /dinosaurtank/, /aozknottingclassics/, /gh0st/, /laguerra/, /lonaxxl/, /ethicsingamesjournalism/, /lapr/, /pi/, /trig/, /nameideas000/ and /funhouse/.

07/17/2017

* Restored /shadow/, /absurd/, /polygon/, /stv/, /needblankboard4reasons/, /cicada/, /blackchara5/, /seks/, /communisttrolls/, /zeb89/, /tekmod/, /wolf/, /daily/ and /natcan/.

07/15/2017

* Restored /memeticism/, /bairrismo/, /vipi2/, /operate/, /weeb/, /yoko/, /marioh/, /butthurtjanitorgoaway/, /web/, /pok/, /xp/, and /sealions/.

07/14/2017

* Restored /robots/, /south/, /not/, /shousa/, /jacobshornymother/, /theironfist/, /tanks/, /freegy/, /cryptoz/, /nig/, /oniisama/, /cul/, /hastag8chan/, /8b/, /nos/, /3212132142322/, /justatestboard/, /happybox/, /7111/, /minetest/, /nde/, /comofpeople/ and /fau/.

07/13/2017

* Fixed intraboard and interboard report hotlinks in the report reason box on mod.php;

* Restored checkDNSBL to its original state;

* Balanced /n/ and /newsplus/ headlines on the front page;

* Restored /oss/, /apex/, /rblx/, /bukkakeporn/, /kappabackup/, /yang/, /windsor/, /wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww/, /hor/, /stormcell/, /f0f/, /testing2222222/, /bugsex/, /toowomba/, /datboi/, /gghqiscancer/, /yellowfreedom/, /fgddcsds/, /choroyis/ and /rulet/.

07/12/2017

* Removed the "no posts in a week" requirement for a board to be added to claim.html;

* Restored /kappachop/, /schoolshootings/, /wycop/, /10k/, /glasses/, /pacyoa/, /same/, /acidman/, /oyodelpito/, /ebolaids/, /autburger/, /nrx/, /move/, /anonpt/ and /muslimhate/.

07/11/2017

* Fixed Tor image posting bug;

* Removed autocorrect, autocapitalize and spell check requirements from CAPTCHA;

* Restored /iqfree/, /shg/, /candids/, /bb/, /whitehat/, /8899555/, /marshall/, /denuvo/, /tori/ and /birb/.

07/10/2017

* Restored /zelda/, /obrasil/, /sploder/, /moonrise/, /4chonmedia/ and /gnugate/.

07/09/2017

* Restored /4banned/, /butter/, /tgirl/, /bio/, /torudmp/, /serijack/, /chujciwdupe/, /locked/, /hidden/, /hundo2/, /ghostsec/, /cfr/, /existentialponderings/ and /stillstestund/.

07/06/2017

* Restored /rand/, /bam/, /mplf/, /darina/, /punk/, /jehovah/, /nickjohnsonbighomo/, /oldv/, /btecit2012/, /xj9feld/, /thisisatest2/, /gae/, /cannibal/, /polnews/ and /polnew/.

07/05/2017

* Restored Tor IDs to 000000;

* Restored warning to New Ban form for Tor exit nodes;

* Added links to every board listed on claim.html;

* Rebuilt most, if not all, boards on claim.html;

* Fixed (h) (u) (h) (u) (h) (u) bug.

07/04/2017

* Fixed posting on Internet Explorer, Pale Moon and Safari;

* Fixed the catalog buttons at the top and at the bottom of a board's index page;

* Restored /mega64/, /vapegod/, /whatthefuckman/, /hcomedy/, /aintme/, /privat/, /prh/, /fdihgiodf/, /fuzz/, /ddd/, /5isgx/, /fucko/, /creditcard/, /gamergat/, /mcnc/, /steam/, /zremoff/, /rpghue/, /test1337/, /spoke/, /faggot/, /nowwhat/, /isdeegg/, /rpbr/, /mexicalli/, /sony/, /club/, /upla/, /asdf12345678/, /nuts/, /jobconfessions/, /raiding/, /mgcyoa/, /dumpboard/, /ultratest/, /vad/, /antoniobranco/ and /lobby/.

07/03/2017

* Installed a new site-wide system which automatically detects spam attacks;

* Fixed redirect link for videos (.mp4 and .webm) on mod.php;

* Restored /oscars/, /denpa/, /lifeisstrange/, /colombia/, /kask/, /mtc/, /whitewomentittiesass/, /m3m3/, /socionics/, /qwerty/, /testdump/, /gejhelk/, /furryedits/, /karasawa/, /gngrpegdnt/, /sf/, /ocelote/, /cyc/, /nekusasu/, /spicehandlers/, /hnbvy/, /nonoba/, /poop/, /hitloaf/, /nyan/, /mow/, /dex/, /bras/, /arabsex/, /rgrlf/, /rtalk/, /ij/, /imf/, /essays/, /smee/, /vgw/, /eso/, /everyboty/, /kitty/, /pdx/, /samh/, /gol/, /sig/, /alexchan/, /bsrk/, /somber/, /phreak/, /nowoczesna/, /playrust/, /precure/, /nigr/, /re/ and /pgp/.

07/01/2017

* Changed banners.8ch.net from http to https only;

* Fixed [Catalog] redirect button in mod.php.

06/30/2017

* Fixed front page CSS for Dark and Tomorrow themes;

* Recovered /warlock/, /nostalrius/, /rojava/ and /blue/;

* Fixed claims icon on the top bar;

* Regenerated all static pages to reflect the new footer;

* Updated image from http to https on ads.html;

* Added target="_blank" to icons on the top bar.

06/29/2017

* Added icons for /sudo/ and claims to top bar.

06/28/2017

* Fixed filenames.

06/27/2017

* Added ads.html.

06/26/2017

* Updated the FAQ.

06/24/2017

* Added new formatting options.

06/23/2017

* Added filename download options;

* Added OpenIB and credits to the footer.

06/22/2017

* Fixed flags.

06/20/2017

* Added character limit to reports.

06/22/2017

* Fixed claim.html.

06/16/2017

* Fixed banner system.

06/15/2017

* Added minor tweaks to moderation dashboards.

05/29/2017

* Created /delete/ board for DMCAs.

05/23/2017

* Restored requested boards;

* Fixed create.php.

05/20/2017

* Fixed static pages.

05/10/2017

* Removed all IPs from board logs.

05/07/2017

* Board logs temporarily disabled after discovered IP leak.

05/05/2017

* Implemented new IP hash system,

* Finished conversion to OpenIB, with bigger focus on security. https://github.com/OpenIB/OpenIB

04/04/2017

* Destroyed Sunshine database, destroyed key.

04/01/2017

* Got hacked. ;_;

In Progress

* Screencap fix;

* Last 50 posts;

* Other random fixes.

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Sunlight on Sunshine

About Sunshine

Earlier, Sunshine came to my attention again after the source code for it was posted on freech's /intb/ board (https://archive.is/6sPs7#selection-2161.0-2205.53). Since users were concerned about it, I investigated the Sunshine code and looked back through my logs to figure out exactly when it was created, why it was created, for what purpose, and exactly what it does.

When?

Sunshine was created on October 9, 2015.

Why?

On October 8, 2015, the 8chan Administrator (who, at the time, was Hotwheels) received an email from the American authorities, who were concerned about a post on 8chan threatening an attack against a school in the Houston area (http://archive.is/lVsJe). Because of their incompetence, the 8chan Admin received a scanned picture of a photocopy of a printed 8chan post (pic related). The post in the picture (dated October 1, 2015) indeed contained a threat against a school in the Houston area, but due to the bureaucracy of the authorities, it arrived approximately a week too late and the original post had already been deleted.

Purpose

Sunshine was created by Hotwheels on October 9, 2015 after we discussed a way to make sure kids didn't get killed. It was meant to help prevent potential school shootings in the future if the shooter(s) happened to post specific threats on 8chan (i.e., bomb threats, shootings, etc.). Sunshine was neither an imposition nor a request by third parties. The pros of Sunshine were believed to outweigh the cons.

What Does It Do?

Sunshine takes the IP address and message of a poster, pads it with a few bytes of junk data, encrypts it using a RSA pub key, then stores the encrypted data. This data remains in encrypted form with decryption only possible by Hotwheels. With the way it is set up, nobody will be able to read anything on the Sunshine database unless they get access to Hotwheels' laptop.

Sunshine Security

When creating Sunshine, Hotwheels used a 2048-bit RSA public/private key pair with the openssl_private_decrypt() and openssl_public_encrypt() functions. The public key was stored on the server as sunshine.pem and the private key was stored on Hotwheels' laptop offsite - precisely because Hotwheels thought 8chan could be hacked one day (it was and here we are). Hotwheels told me which folder the key was in on his laptop in case he ever suddenly died and I needed to use Sunshine.

When Was It Used?

8chan gets around half a dozen requests per year from the authorities, mostly because of threats. Usually the authorities are quick and the data is still on the boards. According to my records, Sunshine was successfully used exactly once to help the Australian authorities.

How Long Was Sunshine Active?

Sunshine ran from its inception until early 2016, a period of turmoil for 8chan. During the Great Posting Crisis, it was culled to gain performance and improve posting. Sunshine was re-enabled in September 2016 and remained active until April 1, 2017. Sunshine is now disabled and will remain disabled on 8chan.

The Way Forward

I will be open-sourcing 8chan again and Sunshine will be included as a commit with instructions for any future imageboard admins who might want to use it. I have since asked Hotwheels to destroy the Sunshine private key and, on April 4, 2017 at exactly 09:56am GMT, Hotwheels destroyed it, thus ensuring Sunshine can never be unencrypted.

Of course, I have chat logs and emails to back this up, which is why I am able to give you so many details on such short notice.

Now that this is out of the way, I have mod.php to fix, boards to restore, and a website to run.

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Cloudflare Request #3

hello. as mentioned in thrad #2 and #1………. cloudflare is compressing image quality…

meaning for an imageborad like this: if only one guy downloads an image, it will be cached in cloudflare and that image gets quality loss, so for several days (maybe week?) all others who download that iage after the first one, will get smaller file size. the size will not match original, becaue its lossly quality compressed.

we need to set it to "lossless compression" in cloudflare. these are the link patterns that need to be set to lossless:

media.8ch.net/*/src/*.jpg

media.8ch.net/*/src/*.png

media.8ch.net/*/src/*.gif

media.8ch.net/*/file_dl/*.jpg

media.8ch.net/*/file_dl/*.png

media.8ch.net/*/file_dl/*.gif

media.8ch.net/*/file_dl/*.jpg/*.jpg

media.8ch.net/*/file_dl/*.png/*.png

media.8ch.net/*/file_dl/*.gif/*.gif

media.8ch.net/file_store/*.jpg

media.8ch.net/file_store/*.png

media.8ch.net/file_store/*.gif

media.8ch.net/file_dl/*.jpg

media.8ch.net/file_dl/*.png

media.8ch.net/file_dl/*.gif

media.8ch.net/file_dl/*.jpg/*.jpg

media.8ch.net/file_dl/*.png/*.png

media.8ch.net/file_dl/*.gif/*.gif

media.8ch.net/*/src/*.jpeg

media.8ch.net/*/file_dl/*.jpeg

media.8ch.net/*/file_dl/*.jpeg/*.jpeg

media.8ch.net/file_store/*.jpeg

media.8ch.net/file_dl/*.jpeg

media.8ch.net/file_dl/*.jpeg/*.jpeg

media.8ch.net/file_store/*.jpg/*.jpg

media.8ch.net/file_store/*.png/*.png

media.8ch.net/file_store/*.gif/*.gif

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8chan Attention-Hungry Games 11

Last Round: >>53822

Archive of Past Rounds: https://mega.nz/#F!BA8V0KYD!eRw01c3zLKSa3wzSEHE00g (updated at sporadic times because fuck it)

Hello /sudo/. Some time ago, CodeMonkey wanted to try a Hunger Games event for advertising boards using the global announcement feature. Last week's game was really shitty, but it did teach me that if I were to make a holiday-themed arena, I should make it well ahead of time. Due to how terrible the last round was, I am using the default arena this week. If you want to try salvaging the mansion, be my guest. I won't have time to do so myself as I got roped into a game jam. I will leave it at that.

For the 8chan Attention-Hungry Games, any board with less than 500 users can nominate themselves to participate, with up to 48 boards being able to participate (or we can go to 24 or 36 if we don't get enough boards for some odd reason). These 48 or so boards compete on a Hunger Games simulator hosted on BrantSteele. The current code for the regular events as of this writing is at http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=3xXgu99J which is based off of http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=FlMMyAqW.

The Mansion code that I am not using this week is at http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=9nWM8wfc from >>>/hungergames/17115

Anyway, the winner gets to be advertised as a global announcement for about a week.

As for the requirements for signing up:

1. No boards that promote raiding other 8chan boards

2. Must have less than 500 active users at the start of the game

3. Can't have won the hunger games in the past week. Last week's winner is >>>/bbbb/

4. Need to submit a SFW sentence that advertises their board that CodeMonkey can put in the global announcement. (NSFW boards are welcome to join, but the announcement should be SFW). Failure to do so will result in anons deciding your sentence via dubs to your detriment.

5. It is recommended you post a picture with your nomination, and that picture should be square as it will be stretched otherwise. I will determine the gender of you tribute based on the picture. If I can't tell, I am defaulting to M. Also, MLP images will be ignored unless it came from a MLP board or if the BO approves of it.

6. If a BO of a board does not want to participate, please don't nominate it. Board Owners, if you don't want to participate but someone nominated you, please let me know before the start of the round and I will remove it from the list. As of now, only /miku/ has asked not to participate.

7. Nominate only 1 board per IP hash per post. For posts that nominate more than 1 board and an IP hash nominating multiple boards, I will take the first one and ignore the rest, and I will know if you are samefagging.

8. Once a round concludes, please wait until the next thread is created before you nominate a board.

The next round will start

Either Saturday at about 9:30amET (Yes, that says AM, not PM) or on Sunday at some undetermined time since nobody is telling me shit about when exactly it will start and I don't want to stop midway. Keep an eye on this post if I am not around Saturday.

As I said last week, I have a family Halloween party to go to and I will not neglect being with my family.

With that all being said, nominate your boards now and suggest some events for either code if you want (or even better, put your events into the mansion code since I won't mind people messing with that code. Just let me know if you do update it). Also, if I missed anything, let me know so I can correct the OP for next time.

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I just wanted to thank the moderator of /pol/ for all his hard work.

He does it all for free.

He does it all for free.

He does it all for free.

He does it all for free.

He does it all for free.

He does it all for free.

He does it all for free.

He does it all for free.

He does it all for free.

He does it all for free.

He does it all for free.

He does it all for free.

He does it all for free.

He does it all for free.

He does it all for free.

He does it all for free.

He does it all for free.

He does it all for free.

He does it all for free.

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Hey Ron, i have a good idea for 8chan.

Advertise on facebook, reddit, many many forums (including something awful) and then we will have another golden age.

Regards, Nathaniel Rodriquez

R: 83 / I: 15 / P: 1 [R] [G] [-]

I'm aware of why people hate Imkampfy but why is it that so many users hate the /v/ board owner?

I read something here about him spamming other 8chan video game boards, is that it?

R: 47 / I: 3 / P: 1 [R] [G] [-]

H265 Blocked on MP4

Why is H265 blocked? Can you unblock it? It's a million times better than h264. H265 is as good as VP9 and it's not Google.

R: 21 / I: 5 / P: 1 [R] [G] [-]

CLAIMS!

CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE CHECK THEM?

It's obvious they haven't been checked for a month at least, probably longer since I remember people complaining about it before.

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Question: is PPH on boards.html dynamic or averaged over a day, week, or somesuch

Question: is PPH on boards.html dynamic or averaged over a day, week, or somesuch?

There is a pph_average in the boards.json which is used for the PPH figure, plus a pph, and a separate ppd but dividing ppd by 24 doesn't get the pph_average.

Likewise, the timeframe the "active ISPs" shouldn't it be "Active IPs"? What's the "S" for? Curiously, this is NOT the same as "active" in the json.

Anyone able to direct me?

R: 13 / I: 4 / P: 1 [R] [G] [-]

privacy policy gone

Where did the privacy policy document go? It's not at https://media.8ch.net/privacy.pdf and it's listed in the FAQ's still.

R: 39 / I: 5 / P: 1 [R] [G] [-]

BRING BACK ARCHIVE

Jesus christ its been almost half a year since you killed the 8chan archive. It doesn't take this long to wipe CP, at least give us an update

R: 17 / I: 0 / P: 2 [R] [G] [-]

IMPORTANT QUESTION

What's a "buffalo queer"?

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>The 8chan global staff maintains and improves the site and protects it from illegal content and spam.

>spam

https://8ch.net/faq.html

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JIM IS FINISHED

What's our next move?

R: 3 / I: 0 / P: 2 [R] [G] [-]

Board for deleted threads

Probably impossible to implement and pointless

When a volunteer or BO deletes a thread in the top 25 boards instead of being wiped completely it's moved to a board for top 25 board deleted threads.

It's going to be filled to the brim with /pol/ and /v/ shitposting,meta and spam but it might be fun.

Kind of like 4chan's /trash/ except it's not done voluntarily. Top 25 board threads that get deleted will always go to the board.

Have a global watch out for CP and other illegal content.

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Why isn't Smiley permabanned after his autistic meltdown that killed the entire site and halted investigation into a terror attack?

R: 120 / I: 53 / P: 2 [R] [G] [-]

Who's Smiley and why should I care when /sudo/ is the only place I ever see him brought up? Is it aimless screaming about how he once kicked a puppy and is LITERALLY destroying the site or is he an honest threat (that nobody talks about outside of /sudo/ for no real reason, unlike other honest threats ie Josh Moon or bui)?

R: 4 / I: 2 / P: 2 [R] [G] [-]

OK good to know thanks

R: 53 / I: 6 / P: 2 [R] [G] [-]

Original filenames are no original

I posted a file that was called "GNU+Anime.png" and it turned up as "GNU Anime.png". I tried other files and they had the same problem, in fact it seems to decode filenames are urls.

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Old images are disappearing

Images from before the hack keep disappearing. When boards were restored after the hack some images were 404 but now additional images have vanished. Check out >>>/kocsog/4285 it has many images that are 404 now despite them working fine after the restoration (we checked all threads on the board after the restoration and tried fixing as many of the missing images as we could, by reposting them on an other board; we managed to do it with most of them, so the ones missing now should be disappearances). Can you please look into it and fix it if possible?

R: 51 / I: 6 / P: 2 [R] [G] [-]

Bugs report

I think it's a good idea to have a thread to report misc bugs in, that don't need a whole thread.

It may be good to sticky this too, so all users that have to report a bug can do it here instead of clogging up the index. Thoughts, CM?

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 2 [R] [G] [-]

Backup 8chan (h8chan)

What ever happened to the backup 8chan? It looks like the board software hasn't been updated in a while.

https://h.8ch.net/

R: 36 / I: 0 / P: 2 [R] [G] [-]

The ban list is broken, no bans show up at all.

R: 60 / I: 16 / P: 2 [R] [G] [-]

Does anyone have any news of Hotwheels? What is he doing with his life? I-it's not like I miss him or anything, I'm just c-curious.

R: 7 / I: 1 / P: 2 [R] [G] [-]

/wx/ CP spam+broken Global Report button

Apparently over on /wx/ people can't report CP, and it's actively being posted.

And the (Global) Report button is broken, gives a permission error or something.

R: 6 / I: 1 / P: 2 [R] [G] [-]

why does the site's userbase continue to contract bros?

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

Restore /hfy/

Looks like hfy is fucked.

R: 30 / I: 15 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

>Filesize Limit increased to 16 MB

THANK YOU BASED CODECHIMP

THIS WAS ACTUALLY A REALLY GOOD CHANGE

R: 18 / I: 1 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

what the FUCK

Why is TOR posting not working and why is NO ONE TALKING ABOUT IT?

at least it's not on /pol/ now and last i checked wasn't working anywhere else either

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

Javascript Bug

Something I noticed a while ago (and by that I mean several months) when I updated Firefox was that if I left any number of threads on 8chan open, Firefox would slowly start eating up RAM until it got to a ridiculous number, at which point I'd have to either refresh the page or close Firefox entirely before the RAM Firefox was using got freed up. This isn't something like Firefox eating up only a few gigabytes of RAM, I mean Firefox is using up 50% or more of the RAM in my system (of which I have 12 GB). That means that if I leave Firefox open, it will eventually take up more than 7 or 8 GB of RAM, which is fucking ridiculous.

I did some investigating through the "about:memory" page in Firefox, and I discovered that the majority of the memory being eaten up by Firefox during this was due to orphan DOM nodes (and checking the page as I write this, the orphaned DOM nodes are taking up more than 60% of a page's memory). This is definitely a Javascript problem because if I disable Javascript entirely via Noscript, this memory issue doesn't happen. The issue with disabling Javascript however is that I lose pretty much all of the useful functionality of 8chan (and I mean the "Return", "Go to top", "Catalog", "Screencap", "Nerve Center", and "Update" buttons on the bottom of a thread, the "Top 25" boards bar at the top in addition to all the other buttons in the top bar, pretty much everything you'd use to navigate the site). It's still possible to use 8chan with Javascript blocked, but it's an incredibly barebones experience with zero nice features or things to make the site easier to use.

I haven't actually tested this out on other sites that use Javascript (since I hardly use any site other than 8chan that has Javascript elements to it (as far as I know anyway)), and I can't remember exactly when this started to happen, but it's either an issue between 8chan's Javascript code and Firefox, or something Mozilla fucked up.

No idea if this is a bug with 8chan (but that wouldn't surprise me at all if it were true), or if it's a bug with Firefox itself.

tl;dr

>ff updates a while ago

>leaving an 8chan window open causes ff to eat up a shitton of ram

>find out issue is DOM nodes being orphaned

>disabling javascript via noscript fixes issue

<issue is definitely something to do with javascript, 8chan, and ff

>haven't tested theory on any other sites

>Windows 7 Professional 64-bit

>AMD FX-6300 6-core 3.5 GHz

>12 GB RAM

>AMD Radeon HD 7850 2GB

>Firefox v56

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Removing threads from /sudo/

How is this site a free speech site? Is the mewch site better than this?

R: 212 / I: 24 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

General site optimization thread

I want to improve posting speeds so I ran some numbers to figure out what is taking the most time during posting.

The numbers I ran here is for a "four character" length post without images on an empty board.

0.00000095367431640625 check robotmute

0.0000019073486328125 check for embeds

0.0000019073486328125 custom captcha

0.0000019073486328125 increment spam hash

0.0000028610229492188 check for login

0.0000040531158447266 check mod & antispam

0.0000081062316894531 referer match

0.000013828277587891 check permissions for file upload

0.00012707710266113 general cleanup

0.00017786026000977 check if thread exists

0.00028204917907715 check force anonymous

0.018591165542603 insert flood post

0.030642986297607 bump thread

0.14838194847107 tor check

0.25780391693115 buildindex

0.30691599845886 rebuild themes

0.57295608520508 update statistics

0.91374397277832 build thread

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REMOVE /KPOP/

This piece of shit board keeps taking up valuable space in the fast threads list on the front page

>entire board is just extremely low effort shit posts, so low effort they don't even have punctuation or capital letters

>kpop music is trash

>girls are plastic sluts

delete this piece of shit board NOW

R: 26 / I: 4 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

*Blocks your post*

What to do, /sudo/?

R: 116 / I: 32 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

Take a look at this shitfest and tell me the current moderation of /pol/ is still adequate.

Childish, autistic, petty.

https://8ch.net/pol/res/10635955.html

http://archive.is/pxUNr

R: 14 / I: 4 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

Can we delete the commiefag board already? The mere sight of it makes me wanna go back to cuckchan.

R: 28 / I: 7 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

YOU BROKE MY BOARD PAGES CUCKMONKEY WTF???

Codemonkey, you've broke the CSS of all my board pages on all my boards, by adding that !imporant part to the code. Please fucking REMOVE IT.

From Style.css:

div.module, div.ban {
background: #D6DAF0 !important;
border: 1px solid #000333;
}

Please remove the "!important" part for fucks sakes. Why did you even add that today?

Also while you're add it, try adding THIS to the style.css:

input, textarea, #user_flag, select {
background:#eee;
color:#444;
border: 1px solid gray;
}

So that you an actual colour defined for each element and also… make it so that border actually applies properly to the New Thread button and Text Area which it doesn't right now. Right now I have to use !important but that shouldn't be part of the default code otherwise nobody will be able to override that shit.

R: 9 / I: 0 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

>Do you feel the difference in posting speeds?

I get stuck at 100% again. Did you guys fix anything at all?

On mewch I hit post and it's instant. What is the problem here? it seems like a simple fix.

R: 30 / I: 6 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

50 word limit on report reasons is pretty small

Codemonkey, did you forget that not much can be said in 50 western letters but a lot can be said in 50 eastern moonrunes?

Please increase the limit to at least 100, so longer ban reasons can be explained. I'd prefer if it was even bigger, actually.

R: 250 / I: 58 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

REMOVE THE CURRENT /tv/ BO & MODS FOR GOOD

I'M GETTING SO TIRED OF HOW UNBELIEVABLY SHIT THE CURRENT STATE OF /tv/ AND HOW THE BO & MODS OF /tv/ DOESN'T DO JACKSHIT ABOUT!!!

THE CUNTS JUST LET ALL OF THE FUCKING FREECHGOONS, GOONS, AND /leftypol/UCKS RUN WILD LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW WITH KINOPOSTING, CUCKPOSTING, & POLITICAL-BAITPOSTING; AND AS A RESULT, IT TURNED /tv/ INTO TV & MOVIE FLAVORED /b/!!

IF YOU STILL DON'T BELIEVE ME SEE THE ARCHIVES RELATED.

https://web.archive.org/web/20170605214411/https://8ch.net/tv/res/757563.html

https://archive.fo/sNHxs

AND BEFORE ANYONE CALLS ME THE "SUDOCUCK", I'M A REGULAR /tv/ USER THAT USED TO THINK THAT /tv/ WAS A FUN BOARD TO SHITPOST ON. BUT AFTER ARCHIVE RELATED HAPPENED, I JUST HAD ENOUGH OF WANT /tv/ IS RIGHT NOW!!

'DO SOMETHING ABOUT YOU FAGGOTS'!!!!

I JUST WANT /tv/ TO BE DECENT AGAIN!!!!!

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tech rss feed is returning nothing but other rss feeds are working. What's going on?

https://8ch.net/tech/index.rss

https://8ch.net/v/index.rss

Also, had a look at the api results for /v/ and they are stale, what was returned wasn't what was in the thread.

Does 8ch still support rss or the api still?

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404'd Boards Thread

So I tried accessing /4clh/ but I got this 404 page (pic related)

Can somebody please fix this?

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A message to C!Odemonkey

While I am appreciative of the very fast posting speeds, I use TOR a lot.

Ever since the website kernel upgrade, I have been unable to make any posts, any threads, across the entirety of 8chan from the .ONION mirror.

Before anyone says "But you can't make threads from the .onion mirror!"

Yes you can.

You can't upload images and videos,

however

you can embed, and this is how prior to the mirror breaking, I created all my threads if the said board allowed for embeds.

What is causing this eternal spinning wheel of being unable to post from TOR?

What is the solution to it?

Are you aware of TOR posting being broken for several weeks now?

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Dear codemonkey: Your html a shit

fucking

make

newlines

and

tab

and

indent

My web app has to parse all this fucking mess, which means I have to parse all this mess.

That is all. Thanks. Big fan.

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/sudo/ feature request thread

The nerv center is cute, but please consider:

Bobber - prevent thread from being pruned/slid past end of catalog

Whitelist/Blacklist board option - approved posting IPs instead of only having a ban list

Have Mod actions return to mod.php/reports instead of index.html

I saw some other neat features requested month or two ago, but I can't find the archived threads, so anons please add them and use this as a general feature request thread

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Explain this shit

"Site's fixed" they told me.

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]


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R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

site is broke again

keep getting this:

Illegal string offset 'uri' /8chan/howitzer-base/http/inc/display.php:55

site has been pure dogshit the past few weeks. what the hell happened? fix the fucking site before we lose even more users.

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

Can't post

Howitzer error

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What's with this?

R: 54 / I: 7 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

Board Owner Rule #4

Rule #4 for Board Owners is there to insure that Board Owners do not make their boards unusable for people.

You can not delete all the threads, you can not disable posting, and you can not make wholesale topic changes (i.e. changing /horses/ to /electronics/, for example) without admin approval.

In the last week alone, Dysnomia has done all of that and more with /b/.

He still has thread posting disabled, making the board unusable for its intended purpose.

I understand why he has done this, but there are simply better ways to address the problem than disabling the intended function of an 8ch board.

In addition, by making all the threads pre-categorized, it is no longer a "Random" board, which fundamentally changes the boards stated focus.

I doubt he got approval for that from the administration.

His actions of the past few weeks have been a very clear indication that he is not operating in good faith as an 8ch Board Owner.

In fact, he has on several occasions admitted that he no longer cares whether it lives or dies.

Individually these things are all inconsequential, and can be easily overlooked.

But collectively they present a textbook case of a board owner who should be removed.

He has tried everything he can think of, and put forth a legitimate effort to make the board work in spite of tremendous challenges, but those efforts have not borne any fruit.

Now he is just fucking around with it, and with the users, solely for the sake of fucking around.

It is time to remove him, for the good of the users and for the credibility of the site .

R: 6 / I: 0 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

Is the watchlist broken?

It doesn't seem to update for me (I'm using chromium on ubuntu btw)

R: 4 / I: 0 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

/b/ has been full of flood spam for hours and nobody is cleaning it up.

I don't give a flying fuck about Dysnigger, but can someone please find a global to come in and clean it up?

R: 6 / I: 1 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

Is this new?

Is this new or have I just failed to notice it? I mean I don't mind, the site needs money to live and all.

R: 112 / I: 11 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

Emoji Spam

Hotwheels, in his infinite wisdom, enabled emoji on 8chan some years ago. Now it's being used to spam threads to death on /pol/. It locks up your entire browser trying to render everything.

Time to disable this "feature" that no one wanted or asked for.

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

Nice

>* Removed PrintScreen key from [Screencap].

This is good.

R: 50 / I: 8 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

A global mod account is supposed to be an enforcer of Global Rules. Nothing more, nothing less.

I am here to make a thread concerning YogaPig and his actions in regards to how he decides to moderate 8chan. YogaPig is a global volunteer and is Jim Watkins, the owner (not administrator) of 8ch.net. The role of a global volunteer on an imageboard is to enforce the global rules of an imageboard. They are not supposed to enforce local-board rules nor are they to abuse their power. The 8chan global rule, as it has always been, is:


Do not post, request, or link to any content that is illegal in the United States of America and do not create boards with the sole purpose of posting or spreading such content.

I could go into arguments about how permanently banning someone for posting a copyrighted file is silly (instead of just removing the copyrighted file and preventing it from being posted in the future) is silly, but that is a topic for another thread.

You are banning people for mentioning alternative websites. This will not end well for you at all. It is 4chan-tier behavior, and never leads anywhere good at all. 8chan is doing great right now - The posting issues are being fixed, and the performance is better than ever before in recent years. Please do not cause unneeded drama (Like the recent DMCA drama) because other people decide to mention and/or suggest alternative websites. It is not against the global rule to do so. If Dysnomia wants to prevent such discussion, it is entirely on him.

Regards.

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About DMCA notices

In last shitstorm on hgg

The faggot DMCAed a public build he posted, a sprite he posted, and an ability sheet he posted.

https://archive.is/FR84x evidence of the mega link

https://archive.is/YD3g1 evidence of the sprite and ability sheet.

Global moderator REMOVED THE IMAGES OVER THE DMCA

>>>/delete/495

>>>/delete/498

>>>/hgg/126552

>>>/hgg/126535

>>>/hgg/126551

BOs should be able to receive information about approved and pending DMCA notices, even if they are not in global vols group.

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>have an issue with a board, come to /sudo/ to see if it can be resolved via question

>/sudo/ is near-exclusively populated by ebic /pol/ memesters trying to bait eachother and accuse eachother of being a site-boogeyman

>two or three autists probably one dedicated autist screaming and saging about le buffalos and either not being banned or ban-evading

>leave the board while having flashbacks to previous 8ch tech-support/admin correspondence boards and 4chan's /q/ which all ended up exactly the same way

/sudo/ - 8chan Tech Support

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>site's still broken

>nothing works

>the same exact problem that existed every day before the maintenance is happening again after a single day of it working good

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I can't sleep.

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DYSNOMIA KILLED /b/

He removed the ability for anyone but mods to make new threads and the threads (((chosen))) by the mods are all cyclical. In addition he is now specifically targeting posts that show dissent to his changes and deleting them, which goes against the spirit of moderation being random and without rules. This isn't a temporary measure to protect against spammers, this is permanent going forwards from all indications. He entirely stripped out the meaning of what makes /b/ /b/ and now the board is hemorrhaging users and posts by the hour. He needs to be removed as a moderator and have the board given to someone else.

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site is fixed

well posting is super fucking fast now

thanks for fixing the website!

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IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO ACTUALLY FIX THE FUCKING SITE, AT LEAST COMMIT SEPPUKU ON LIVESTREAM YOU FUCKING USELESS NIGGER

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FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT

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8chan is barely functional.

Please identify the parts of the site that have been causing constant errors for weeks now and remove them.

I'm guessing the overboard is the main culprit since that was the last big change, but that's just a guess.

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Archive of 8ch

What happened with that page?

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Is it true that the /girltalk/ BO is a global mod?

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MAKE THE BOTTOM LINK TO THE CATALOG AFTER THE PAGE NUMBERS OPEN IN THE SAME TAB AGAIN YOU RETARD. THE TOP LINK UNDER THE BOARD NAME STILL WORKS, HOW DID YOU EVEN FUCK THIS SHIT UP AT ALL?

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Mewch, Endchan, Nextchan meta

Because of the recent problems on 8chan it's necessary to make this thread for bunkers.

Also "Too many threads, try again later."

The Site Ring

A list of imageboards recommended to you. I can't stress this enough - please lurk before posting. I don't want to deliver cancer, but I do want people to know of alternatives when people are inevitably fed up with how a place is manged. That goes for me as well.

1. ==mewch.net== (Currently has user-board creation. Rules are lax)

2. ==endchan.xyz== (Currently has user-board creation. Rules are lax)

3. ==nextchan.org== (Imageboard software in development. Features are added pretty often. Software seems stable and usable at the moment. Rules are very lax, just copypastes the 8chan global rule)

4. ==finalchan.net== (No user-board creation, has boards for various topics, rules seem fair)

5. ==meguca.org== (User-board creation, boards expire after 2 weeks of inactivity. Can only shadow delete posts)

6. ==chiru.no== (Meguca instance with user-board creation disabled. Has boards for some niche topics)

7. ==32ch.org== (Absolute free speech user-board creation. If it doesn't break US law, it's allowed. Spam included.)

8. ==krautchan.net== (Only good for /int/)

9. ==wizchan.org==

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I may be new here, but why does /news/ redirect to /a/?

Do we actually give no shit as to what boards get hijacked away from their original purpose?