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Winner of the 27rd Attention-Hungry Games
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8ch Attention-Hungry Games 28

Last Round: >>70033

Archive of Past Rounds: https://mega.nz/#F!BA8V0KYD!eRw01c3zLKSa3wzSEHE00g (Updated to Round 26)

Hello /sudo/. Some time ago, CodeMonkey wanted to try a Hunger Games event for advertising boards using the global announcement feature. I still have (at least) 2 weeks of FUCKING MANDATORY OVERTIME to deal with, and that really limits my options for when to run this. I know I will get complaining about the time I will run this at, but I don't have much of a choice. I guess I could pray that his snowstorm that is supposedly arriving Saturday night would cancel that, but I doubt it would do shit.

For the 8chan Attention-Hungry Games, any board with less than 300 users can nominate themselves to participate, with up to 48 boards being able to participate (or we can go to 24 or 36 if we don't get enough boards for some odd reason). These 48 or so boards compete on a Hunger Games simulator hosted on BrantSteele. The current code for the regular events as of this writing is at http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=7y5biKJ5 which is based off of http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=FlMMyAqW.

The Mansion code that I used once but regretted using afterwards is at http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=9nWM8wfc from >>>/hungergames/17115

Anyway, the winner gets to be advertised as a global announcement for about a week.

As for the requirements for signing up:

1. No boards that promote raiding other 8chan boards.

2. Must have less than 300 active users at the start of the game.

3. Can't have won the hunger games in the past week. Last week's winner is >>>/philosophy/

4. Need to submit a SFW sentence that advertises their board that CodeMonkey can put in the global announcement. (NSFW boards are welcome to join, but the announcement should be SFW). Failure to do so will result in anons deciding your sentence via dubs, usually to your detriment. CodeMonkey will be the one to determine what is and what isn't SFW as he controls the global announcements.

5. It is recommended you post a picture with your nomination, and that picture should be square as it will be stretched otherwise. I will determine the gender of you tribute based on the picture. If I can't tell, I am defaulting to M. Also, MLP images will be ignored unless it came from a MLP board, if the BO approves of it, or from a certain image for /suicide/ until their BO says otherwise as they had that certain image before I added this part of the rule.

6. If a BO of a board does not want to participate, please don't nominate it. Board Owners, if you don't want to participate but someone nominated you, please let me know before the start of the round and I will remove it from the list. As of now, /miku/, /jp/, and /startrek/ have asked not to participate.

7. Nominate only 1 board per IP hash per post. For posts that nominate more than 1 board and an IP hash nominating multiple boards, I will take the first one and ignore the rest, and I will know if you are samefagging. For those with VPNs, note that someone may be using the same VPN as you when nominating, which means they may have the same IP Hash and I can't distinguish VPN users from normal ones.

8. Due to complaining in previous rounds, I am limiting the amount of furry and Star Trek boards to 2 of each for a bit.

9. Once a round concludes, please wait until the next thread is created before you nominate a board.

The next round will start

Sunday at about 8am to 10am ET

I still have to work Saturday night, and I have shit to do Sunday afternoon/night so this is the best time for me to run this aside from running this Monday morning again. I know this is very different from my usual times, but I don't have a better time to do this.

With that all being said, nominate your boards now and suggest some events for either code if you want (or even better, put your events into the mansion code since I won't mind people messing with that code. Just let me know if you do update it). Also, if I missed anything, let me know so I can correct the OP for next time.

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Changelog

02/16/2018

* Fixed bug where hidden in-thread images wouldn't show when the Hide images option was disabled.

02/14/2018

* Added View thread link for users that enable the Hide images function in [Options] (because of a bug, it was showing up in every catalog tile upon auto-refresh, sorry about that).

02/12/2018

* Fixed broken embeds and removed vid.me (dead website).

02/09/2018

* Added confirmation message and button to board reassignment function.

02/07/2018

* Restricted asset, setting, volunteer and tag change / editing to Admin account. (BOs can still add / remove volunteers, add/change/remove tags and assets, change settings on their respective boards.)

01/17/2018

* Updated Hungarian translation.

01/15/2018

* Fixed themes in the filter box;

* Made top boards bar update in real time.

01/08/2018

* Fixed [-] button in the catalog;

* Fixed tile resizing bug in the catalog (Very Small, Medium and Large tiles were resized to Small after clicking on [Show All]).

01/07/2018

* Fixed filters in the catalog.

01/02/2018

* Added new super secure tripcodes.

12/23/2017

* Added antinecrobump functionality to deletions;

* Added Vocaroo, HookTube, and Smashcast embeds (Vocaroo is mentioned as an embed in the BO settings, but it wasn't whitelisted).

12/16/2017

* Added a tripcode whitelist option for Board Owners.

11/21/2017

* Implemented CAPTCHA check at 0% of file uploads.

11/20/2017

* Added Request board backup button to the Board Owner dashboard under Administration.

11/15/2017

* Restored all boards starting with the letter t;

* Restored all boards starting with the letter u;

* Restored all boards starting with the letter v;

* Restored all boards starting with the letter w;

* Restored all boards starting with the letter x;

* Restored all boards starting with the letter y;

* Restored all boards starting with the letter z.

11/14/2017

* Restored all boards starting with the letter q;

* Restored all boards starting with the letter r;

* Restored all boards starting with the letter s.

11/13/2017

* Removed board activity condition from board claim list.

11/11/2017

* Restored all boards starting with the letter n;

* Restored all boards starting with the letter o;

* Restored all boards starting with the letter p.

11/10/2017

* Restored all boards starting with the letter k;

* Restored all boards starting with the letter l;

* Restored all boards starting with the letter m.

11/07/2017

* Restored all boards starting with the letter i;

* Restored all boards starting with the letter j.

11/06/2017

* Restored all boards starting with the letter f;

* Restored all boards starting with the letter g;

* Restored all boards starting with the letter h.

11/05/2017

* Added Recent Boards to front page;

* Restored all boards starting with the letter b;

* Restored all boards starting with the letter c;

* Restored all boards starting with the letter d;

* Restored all boards starting with the letter e.

11/04/2017

* Restored all boards starting with the letter a.

11/03/2017

* Restored all boards starting with numbers (0-9).

10/29/2017

* Fixed ban list (it should load instantly now);

* Restored /downiefarm/, /sod/ and /skirt/.

10/26/2017

* Fixed ban list for board owners and volunteers (public ban list pending).

10/25/2017

* Made deletions a background task.

10/21/2017

* Added a link to GoodbyeDPI to the front page under bypass government censorship (for Russians trying to post on 8chan, for instance).

10/20/2017

* Fixed thread deletion and pruning.

10/19/2017

* Removed Cloudflare email obfuscation;

* Updated footer.

10/18/2017

* Fixed Tor posting (again, shit keeps breaking every time something's tweaked, sorry);

* Restored privacy.pdf;

* Restored /4clh/, /rant/, /hfy/, /mddx/, /maddox/, /biggestdebate/, /bestdebate/ and /madcast/.

10/12/2017

* Refactored the mods table;

* Updated board generation script.

10/11/2017

* Maximum file size limit increased to 16 MB;

* Fixed caching issues;

* Added indexes;

* Refactored [B&D+] and [B&D*].

10/10/2017

* Refactored the boards table;

* Fixed creation timestamp for new boards.

10/09/2017

* Moved errant scripts to the right machine;

* Added a database index.

10/08/2017

* Finished database upgrade and added more indexes.

10/04/2017

* Removed PrintScreen key from [Screencap].

10/03/2017

* Changed bottom theme message in [Options].

10/02/2017

* Added 2channel, Fringe, Cyberpunk and Amber themes to recent.html, velox.html and tempest.html.

10/01/2017

* Fixed Oekaki icons.

09/30/2017

* Adjusted themes on the FAQ page;

* Working on improving posting speed.

09/25/2017

* Fixed index headlines;

* Redesigned 404 pages.

09/24/2017

* Added dmca.html.

09/23/2017

* Fixed background fade on Yotsuba and Yotsuba B themes;

* Fixed board settings (CSS not updating and flag update reversals, for instance) by upgrading Alacrity to use new howitzer base (some threads might have crashed, sorry).

09/22/2017

* Added embed thumbnails to overboard;

* Fixed file deletion path.

09/21/2017

* Added supported website embeds to the FAQ;

* Added separation between local and global ban appeal queues.

09/20/2017

* Adjusted Photon, Redchanit, Yotsuba, 2channel, Cyberpunk, and Fringe themes on the index page;

* Added spoiler images to overboard.

09/19/2017

* Added [-] button to Recent Threads on the index page.

09/18/2017

* Improved action description for cycled threads on the board log;

* Changed default claims message;

* Updated translation.html.

09/17/2017

* Added Cantonese translation to 8chan;

* Tweaking servers to improve posting.

09/16/2017

* Sandboxed posting from mod tools.

09/15/2017

* Added Taiwanese Mandarin translation to 8chan.

09/12/2017

* Removed sys from the URL address displayed on the static-page edit function in Board Owner settings;

* Added classes and IDs to overboard;

* Still upgrading servers.

09/11/2017

* Removed second CAPTCHA icon from overboard top bar;

* Worked on servers.

09/10/2017

* Added twemoji posting option to Board Owner settings instead of the previous enabled-by-default function.

09/09/2017

* Disabled emojis until they're implemented as a Board Owner option.

09/08/2017

* Added CAPTCHA button to top bar so users can solve it before they post.

09/07/2017

* Added 8chan tab icon to overboard;

* Added softserve to overboard;

* Added 'Show top boards' to overboard;

* Fixed file path on file boards;

* Restored /mokou/, /llc/, /vps4/, /test999/, /deleted/, /ghc/, /c8k/, /sep7/, /demoforneofags/, /awakensme/, /republic/, /dude/, /grimes/.

09/05/2017

* Added new key to JSON file as a thumbnail path indicator on overboard;

* Added global report button to overboard;

* Removed filter function loop from auto-update on overboard.

09/04/2017

* Fixed reply count on overboard;

* Removed DNSBL check and replaced it with faster MySQL implementation.

09/02/2017

* Changed 'Active Users' to "Active ISPs' in the board list.

08/31/2017

* Added themes to overboard.

08/30/2017

* Added board filters to overboard.

08/24/2017

* Fixed [Go to bottom] link in Reply mode;

* Added a [Nerve Center] button to the top and bottom of threads;

* Added a Nerve Center button to the bottom of board index pages;

* Fixed redirect issue when clicking on the hyperlinked board name on sys version of the catalog;

* Fixed redirect issue when favoriting boards on sys version of the catalog.

08/23/2017

* Added [-] hide button and [Show all] to overboard.

08/21/2017

* Released overboard;

* Updated FAQ;

* 8chan is now forced https.

08/20/2017

* Added V Live as an embed website.

08/19/2017

* Changed old file download path from src to file_dl;

* Fixed space bug when saving original filenames.

08/17/2017

* Added a pop-up Save As… window to the original filename, (h) and (u) buttons.

08/16/2017

* Patched bug in board settings.

08/15/2017

* Added [F+] (Delete all files by this IP on this board) and [F*] (Delete all files by this IP in this thread) to Global Volunteer, Board Owner and Board Volunteer accounts.

08/13/2017

* Restored /kfsfw/, /neogaf/, /ggboycotts/, /godo/, /outskirt/, /xray1/, /krid/, /tripfag/, /brus/, /backlog/, /decall/, /fim/, /eqd/, /traffick/ and /mlphate/.

08/12/2017

* Enabled lossless cache compression on Cloudflare;

* Added Portuguese translation to OpenIB.

08/11/2017

* Removed [B&D+] and [B&D*] buttons from Reporter accounts.

08/10/2017

* Restored /pcgaming/, /unopnet/, /gamefreak/, /news4vip/, /steppe/, /artfan/, /lusi/, /cwaep/, /magog/, /eloise/, /mefi/, /sonic/, /lexd1000/, /bbmr/ and aesthetic/.

08/09/2017

* Added [B&D+] (ban and delete all posts by IP on a board) and [B&D*] (ban and delete all posts by IP in a thread) to moderation tools:

* Added [Sticky], [Cycle], [Edit] and [B&D+] buttons to the catalog;

* Moved Catalog button to the Reply mode box in threads;

* Restored /nederpol/, /skeng/, /undina2/, /noodes/, /gabehk/, /verena/, /8ch/, /oscypchan/, /pitosgrandes/ and /teamyandere/, /321/.

08/08/2017

* Global announcements added to board catalogs and individual threads;

* Shortened IP hash display to last eight characters;

* Changed 'Create a thread' font size in catalogs;

* Added new class to filename download system.

08/07/2017

* Restored /magic/, fsgrg/, /heem/, /xc/, /vinjak/, /udk/, /nymphynebula/, /stirner/, /wcg/, /ceda2313/, /2dfetishes3dlife/, /nads/, /fuckoffjim/, /terminalnudity/, /secretb/ and /mislim/.

08/06/2017

* Removed pomf.se and media.8chan.co from allowed links on Stylesheets (dead websites);

* Restored /bfny/, /histories/, /tecars/, /stellaris/, /epicfail/, /gnfos/, /lolnrx/, pantsu/, /cpfc/, /nsa/, /tile/, /japan2/ and /vape/.

08/05/2017

* Bumped flag limit from 512 to 1,500;

* Restored /war/, /code/, /amin/, /stemlordtg/, /cust/, /roguestar/, /eynyvsvdvevevevev/, /universe/, /african/, /gamergate2/, /ghotl/, /vint/, /supersmellyadventure/, /karisome/, /3dshb/, /benisfag/, /zad/, /aachen/, /gulagtop/, /tomnichelgaming/, /pedro/, /nnns/, /navigatepark/ and /aheaheahe/.

08/04/2017

* Restored /1488666/, /yukarin/, /csstest/, /kittencorner/, /next/, /zobzob/, /jimmy/, /jewish/, /ayylmao/, /ppr/, /eggplant/, /vsauce/, /samefagging/, /comingsoon/, /thebes/, /warthunder/, /avatarfags/, /682425asdds/, /nfc/, /ccp/, /imwithher/, /retirantes/, /ramfuk/, /ftm/ and /arr/.

08/03/2017

* Restored /fl/, /calnude/, /krautkanal/, /dsfr34567fdf/, /islamisforreal/, /machtigleider/, /gerarz/, /bikdigs/, /gamergirlgohome/, /korewazombiedesuka/, /eden/, /pl1nk3t/, /vaporwar/, /ineedtotestashit/, /csstesting/, /fruit/, /septic/, /onur/, /homemfederal/, /drudgereport/, /eloy64/, /crissangelsdad/, /models1/ and /dub/.

08/02/2017

* Restored /crab/, /newmeme/, /ss13grief/, /strzelcoczan/, /a4p/, /topkekfam/, /vdic/, /pidou/, /goru/, /gxm/, /moshe/, /gamergoons/, /pmf/, /sfb/, /emikoduat/, /chronodrama/, /lfg/, /blacksun/, /brn/ and /cyberia/.

08/01/2017

* Restored /marco/, /future/, /confraria/, /tonho/, /aumm/, /carlos/, /chuckecheese/, /antichrist/, /viralsmarts/, /dt/, /polska/, /ubuntuniggers/, /klsjdf/, /test133763/, /448/, /derp/, /thisisnottumblrbitch/, /666hell/, /endless8/, /gjkghk/, /sloths/, /nnct/, /asdf/, /kimjonghotwheels/, /20151215/, /gorillagrow/, /uncannytales/ and /libertarian/.

07/31/2017

* Restored /nintendoporn/, /sp00k3d/, /adolphite/, /vegetarian/, /breastfeed/, /galactichorse/, /fosv/, /ls/, /916/, /zalgo/, /touhouproject/, /nicob/, /thegoldmine/, /isaac/, /riddick/, /dunc/, /oxfordcollege/, /gamergatecelebs/, /mienor/, /trtrt/, /esc/, /avfm/, /plofi/, /chiencraft/, /ggop/, /thrash/, /muzburaya/, /gajodhar/, /betachann/, /nima/, /l45two0bs345tr/, /arch0/, /dob/, /wa/, /tradfem2/, /dll/ and /roman/.

07/30/2017

* Changed API call query for Cloudflare to improve board asset updates.

07/29/2017

* Restored /gd/, /homeschooler/, /cawx/, /gianni/, /crops/, /ayklam/, /420chan/, /55pol/, /flist/, /brazil/, /brchan/, /picsofanime/, /76/, /mavili/, /domg/, /crocker/, /bundes/, /la35/, /ree/, /ge/, /mudi/ and /fenab/.

07/28/2017

* Restored /assssssss/, /exposedslut/, /battlestations/, /randomthoughts/, /chatstream/, /skinnurture/, /coolkids/, /144155180/, /skypegen/, /holi/, /laronda/, /edups/, /emptywaste/, /aimvision/, /odiomysterion/, /haydee/, /care/, /raidmoar/, /flamula/, /shitskins/, /cypherpunk/ and /myshit/.

07/27/2017

* Restored /brettygood/, /kizidraws/, /mlmlml/, /intsec/, /nanow/, /juju/, /sissyannie1/, /szzsghsafh/, /hashtag8chan/, /rtrd/, /ehc/, /suomilauta/, /shiva/, /pofa/, /pepewatch/, /sfwpony/, /afv/, /gamergatecentral/ and /ubermensch/.

07/26/2017

* Restored /011930/, /100radbar/, /hrpsby/, /fnafhate/, /scool/, /walter/, /nmweb/, /gameporn/, /tfh/, /ynraiders/, /alpaca/, /bsp/, /ironton/, /diepartei/, /scam/, /test12345/, /cvlt/, /pyd/, /yehovah/, /junkboard1234/, /adi/, /cryptach/, /rwds/ and /skunkstream/.

07/25/2017

* Fixed bug when uploading flags.

07/24/2017

* Changed banner display from list to tiles on banners.8ch.net;

* Restored /gingham/, /nosleep/, /opjchan/, /imperiatosolid/, /nappy/, /jejetukitl/, /quirk/, /pcntrs/, /emobatman/, /draftkings/, /55555/, /pornfr/, /delta/, /8cards/, /fucktheusa/, /dku/, /tacitus/ and /milo.

07/23/2017

* Restored /lolicum/, /soloamor/, /fasfdfdasgfasgfdasgda/, /fuccb/, /imgdp/, /dig/, /tlh/, /fucknig/, /lignux/, /loool/, /ws/, /bsr/, /kibihen/, /america/, /kukichan/, /yakuza/, /swarm/, /zx12cxz32/, /foreskin/, /senapihg/, /pes/, /dib/, /bar/, /abcqwerty/, /whi/, /fyllosnoteboard/, /trips/, /tlh/, /ashire/ and /civhq/.

07/21/2017

* Fixed icon links in the top bar on mod.php;

* Fixed Top Boards bar on mod.php;

* Restored range IP hash to newly created boards;

* Restored /polism/, /tsf/, /rpgdo55/, /faculdadealvorada/, /oldg/, /42lue/, /hpx/, /younow/, /cannabis/, /cueva/, /mns/, /eh/, /mirellassite/, /mlplushy/, /gilbertongilberton/, /prank/, /fishydog82/, /intel/, /trupol/ and /gb/.

07/20/2017

* Restored /drawball/, /reclaimaustralia/, /krg/, /lefty/, /fujo/, /mount/, /radionova/, /elpato/, /oc/, /bugz/, /deal/, /devnull/, /sonicfangiacomo/ and /rar/.

07/19/2017

* Restored range bans by replacing drop down menu with [RB] button (/24 only).

07/18/2017

* Restored /dinosaurtank/, /aozknottingclassics/, /gh0st/, /laguerra/, /lonaxxl/, /ethicsingamesjournalism/, /lapr/, /pi/, /trig/, /nameideas000/ and /funhouse/.

07/17/2017

* Restored /shadow/, /absurd/, /polygon/, /stv/, /needblankboard4reasons/, /cicada/, /blackchara5/, /seks/, /communisttrolls/, /zeb89/, /tekmod/, /wolf/, /daily/ and /natcan/.

07/15/2017

* Restored /memeticism/, /bairrismo/, /vipi2/, /operate/, /weeb/, /yoko/, /marioh/, /butthurtjanitorgoaway/, /web/, /pok/, /xp/, and /sealions/.

07/14/2017

* Restored /robots/, /south/, /not/, /shousa/, /jacobshornymother/, /theironfist/, /tanks/, /freegy/, /cryptoz/, /nig/, /oniisama/, /cul/, /hastag8chan/, /8b/, /nos/, /3212132142322/, /justatestboard/, /happybox/, /7111/, /minetest/, /nde/, /comofpeople/ and /fau/.

07/13/2017

* Fixed intraboard and interboard report hotlinks in the report reason box on mod.php;

* Restored checkDNSBL to its original state;

* Balanced /n/ and /newsplus/ headlines on the front page;

* Restored /oss/, /apex/, /rblx/, /bukkakeporn/, /kappabackup/, /yang/, /windsor/, /wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww/, /hor/, /stormcell/, /f0f/, /testing2222222/, /bugsex/, /toowomba/, /datboi/, /gghqiscancer/, /yellowfreedom/, /fgddcsds/, /choroyis/ and /rulet/.

07/12/2017

* Removed the "no posts in a week" requirement for a board to be added to claim.html;

* Restored /kappachop/, /schoolshootings/, /wycop/, /10k/, /glasses/, /pacyoa/, /same/, /acidman/, /oyodelpito/, /ebolaids/, /autburger/, /nrx/, /move/, /anonpt/ and /muslimhate/.

07/11/2017

* Fixed Tor image posting bug;

* Removed autocorrect, autocapitalize and spell check requirements from CAPTCHA;

* Restored /iqfree/, /shg/, /candids/, /bb/, /whitehat/, /8899555/, /marshall/, /denuvo/, /tori/ and /birb/.

07/10/2017

* Restored /zelda/, /obrasil/, /sploder/, /moonrise/, /4chonmedia/ and /gnugate/.

07/09/2017

* Restored /4banned/, /butter/, /tgirl/, /bio/, /torudmp/, /serijack/, /chujciwdupe/, /locked/, /hidden/, /hundo2/, /ghostsec/, /cfr/, /existentialponderings/ and /stillstestund/.

07/06/2017

* Restored /rand/, /bam/, /mplf/, /darina/, /punk/, /jehovah/, /nickjohnsonbighomo/, /oldv/, /btecit2012/, /xj9feld/, /thisisatest2/, /gae/, /cannibal/, /polnews/ and /polnew/.

07/05/2017

* Restored Tor IDs to 000000;

* Restored warning to New Ban form for Tor exit nodes;

* Added links to every board listed on claim.html;

* Rebuilt most, if not all, boards on claim.html;

* Fixed (h) (u) (h) (u) (h) (u) bug.

07/04/2017

* Fixed posting on Internet Explorer, Pale Moon and Safari;

* Fixed the catalog buttons at the top and at the bottom of a board's index page;

* Restored /mega64/, /vapegod/, /whatthefuckman/, /hcomedy/, /aintme/, /privat/, /prh/, /fdihgiodf/, /fuzz/, /ddd/, /5isgx/, /fucko/, /creditcard/, /gamergat/, /mcnc/, /steam/, /zremoff/, /rpghue/, /test1337/, /spoke/, /faggot/, /nowwhat/, /isdeegg/, /rpbr/, /mexicalli/, /sony/, /club/, /upla/, /asdf12345678/, /nuts/, /jobconfessions/, /raiding/, /mgcyoa/, /dumpboard/, /ultratest/, /vad/, /antoniobranco/ and /lobby/.

07/03/2017

* Installed a new site-wide system which automatically detects spam attacks;

* Fixed redirect link for videos (.mp4 and .webm) on mod.php;

* Restored /oscars/, /denpa/, /lifeisstrange/, /colombia/, /kask/, /mtc/, /whitewomentittiesass/, /m3m3/, /socionics/, /qwerty/, /testdump/, /gejhelk/, /furryedits/, /karasawa/, /gngrpegdnt/, /sf/, /ocelote/, /cyc/, /nekusasu/, /spicehandlers/, /hnbvy/, /nonoba/, /poop/, /hitloaf/, /nyan/, /mow/, /dex/, /bras/, /arabsex/, /rgrlf/, /rtalk/, /ij/, /imf/, /essays/, /smee/, /vgw/, /eso/, /everyboty/, /kitty/, /pdx/, /samh/, /gol/, /sig/, /alexchan/, /bsrk/, /somber/, /phreak/, /nowoczesna/, /playrust/, /precure/, /nigr/, /re/ and /pgp/.

07/01/2017

* Changed banners.8ch.net from http to https only;

* Fixed [Catalog] redirect button in mod.php.

06/30/2017

* Fixed front page CSS for Dark and Tomorrow themes;

* Recovered /warlock/, /nostalrius/, /rojava/ and /blue/;

* Fixed claims icon on the top bar;

* Regenerated all static pages to reflect the new footer;

* Updated image from http to https on ads.html;

* Added target="_blank" to icons on the top bar.

06/29/2017

* Added icons for /sudo/ and claims to top bar.

06/28/2017

* Fixed filenames.

06/27/2017

* Added ads.html.

06/26/2017

* Updated the FAQ.

06/24/2017

* Added new formatting options.

06/23/2017

* Added filename download options;

* Added OpenIB and credits to the footer.

06/22/2017

* Fixed flags.

06/20/2017

* Added character limit to reports.

06/22/2017

* Fixed claim.html.

06/16/2017

* Fixed banner system.

06/15/2017

* Added minor tweaks to moderation dashboards.

05/29/2017

* Created /delete/ board for DMCAs.

05/23/2017

* Restored requested boards;

* Fixed create.php.

05/20/2017

* Fixed static pages.

05/10/2017

* Removed all IPs from board logs.

05/07/2017

* Board logs temporarily disabled after discovered IP leak.

05/05/2017

* Implemented new IP hash system,

* Finished conversion to OpenIB, with bigger focus on security. https://github.com/OpenIB/OpenIB

04/04/2017

* Destroyed Sunshine database, destroyed key.

04/01/2017

* Got hacked. ;_;

In Progress

* Screencap fix;

* Last 50 posts;

* Other random fixes.

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Sunlight on Sunshine

About Sunshine

Earlier, Sunshine came to my attention again after the source code for it was posted on freech's /intb/ board (https://archive.is/6sPs7#selection-2161.0-2205.53). Since users were concerned about it, I investigated the Sunshine code and looked back through my logs to figure out exactly when it was created, why it was created, for what purpose, and exactly what it does.

When?

Sunshine was created on October 9, 2015.

Why?

On October 8, 2015, the 8chan Administrator (who, at the time, was Hotwheels) received an email from the American authorities, who were concerned about a post on 8chan threatening an attack against a school in the Houston area (http://archive.is/lVsJe). Because of their incompetence, the 8chan Admin received a scanned picture of a photocopy of a printed 8chan post (pic related). The post in the picture (dated October 1, 2015) indeed contained a threat against a school in the Houston area, but due to the bureaucracy of the authorities, it arrived approximately a week too late and the original post had already been deleted.

Purpose

Sunshine was created by Hotwheels on October 9, 2015 after we discussed a way to make sure kids didn't get killed. It was meant to help prevent potential school shootings in the future if the shooter(s) happened to post specific threats on 8chan (i.e., bomb threats, shootings, etc.). Sunshine was neither an imposition nor a request by third parties. The pros of Sunshine were believed to outweigh the cons.

What Does It Do?

Sunshine takes the IP address and message of a poster, pads it with a few bytes of junk data, encrypts it using a RSA pub key, then stores the encrypted data. This data remains in encrypted form with decryption only possible by Hotwheels. With the way it is set up, nobody will be able to read anything on the Sunshine database unless they get access to Hotwheels' laptop.

Sunshine Security

When creating Sunshine, Hotwheels used a 2048-bit RSA public/private key pair with the openssl_private_decrypt() and openssl_public_encrypt() functions. The public key was stored on the server as sunshine.pem and the private key was stored on Hotwheels' laptop offsite - precisely because Hotwheels thought 8chan could be hacked one day (it was and here we are). Hotwheels told me which folder the key was in on his laptop in case he ever suddenly died and I needed to use Sunshine.

When Was It Used?

8chan gets around half a dozen requests per year from the authorities, mostly because of threats. Usually the authorities are quick and the data is still on the boards. According to my records, Sunshine was successfully used exactly once to help the Australian authorities.

How Long Was Sunshine Active?

Sunshine ran from its inception until early 2016, a period of turmoil for 8chan. During the Great Posting Crisis, it was culled to gain performance and improve posting. Sunshine was re-enabled in September 2016 and remained active until April 1, 2017. Sunshine is now disabled and will remain disabled on 8chan.

The Way Forward

I will be open-sourcing 8chan again and Sunshine will be included as a commit with instructions for any future imageboard admins who might want to use it. I have since asked Hotwheels to destroy the Sunshine private key and, on April 4, 2017 at exactly 09:56am GMT, Hotwheels destroyed it, thus ensuring Sunshine can never be unencrypted.

Of course, I have chat logs and emails to back this up, which is why I am able to give you so many details on such short notice.

Now that this is out of the way, I have mod.php to fix, boards to restore, and a website to run.

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/v/ moderation powerhungry fags yet again

I'm aware from cursory examination that there's already threads here on the faggery of /v/'s volunteers and of course mark, so pre-emptively I feel the need to express how fucking retarded this shit is. I know shit's not been perfect for a while, but it's insane to see just how much the place has degenerated.

Something like 2 hours ago, a volunteer removed+tempbanned the OP of some MLP looking fighting game thread. Just as I'm about to call the OP a fag for caring about a generic fighting game and being furfag-tier, the thread gets deleted. "gee" methinks, "someone did post cp at around this epoch, maybe it suffered another bout of that".

Yet resting before one's eyes in perfect clarity, the reason stood out:

Created a new 1-hour ban on /v/ (#44973) with reason: neither shilling nor ponies are welcome. if you are bound and determined to talk about this game take it to a fightan general

Take a look for yourself:

https://sys.8ch.net/log.php?board=v

What kind of bullshit is that? In not one of /v/'s rules do they actually denounce that kind of content, which even fucking 4cucks made sure to have in writing back in the day. Had they done nothing, I'd be (verbally) attacking that OP, and yet now here I am defending it because the subhumans in charge of /v/ apparently care more about their fee-fees than FREE speech. Is it so hard to comprehend?

Free speech means even retards are allowed to speak, they'll just get called fags. And participating in a board is voluntary, yes, but then the scope of acceptability ought to be laid out right there.

The fags themselves even have it written as an addendum to their own rules that "If you dislike something, use the Filter and Hide functions - only report a thread or a post if it is breaking a rule;"

Copy of their rules, for whatever difference it will make: https://8ch.net/v/rules.html

As an additional aside, the post really wasn't that bad in terms of shillery, certainly it made an attempt to actually describe the game and not just go on with buzzwords and filler on how it's so revolutionary and memey, the devs are /ourguy/ and you all should try it. Come to think of it, even shilling isn't actually banned in the rules, at worse #8 which still only talks about hardcore shitposting/derailing/avatarfagging in threads.

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Deletion of threads on /v/

Yesterday I created a thread on /v/ that was deleted. My main goal was discussion, but I did have a second motive in seeing how moderation would respond given the topic and the events happening on halfchan. The thread was simply posed to discuss the upcoming game them's fightin' herds, which is by all means a serious game.

Problem is, it's associated with MLP- I've no stake in MLP or being anti-mlp, I don't care about it at all. I also remember on half v all the way back when globally pony was banned to wipe the crapflood of it off the site. That was a great move, but it was ages ago. A TLDR of the situation on 4chan is that discussion of the game is being deleted because they're upholding the global rule banning all pony outside of /mlp/. The people who want to discuss it however aren't all /mlp/ posters, and instead are regular /v/ going anons attempting to discuss the game. They're being banned anyway, and that's fine- I don't use 4chan, I use here. I did however check the site when searching for discussion because I found none here and didn't want to start an entire thread. This is how I found out about the issues the discussion was facing.

Interested in what people have to say about the game, I attempted a thread on this /v/. None of the board rules state anything about anti-pony rules, but after 5 hours the thread was deleted by moderation (I assume in response to massive false flagging by anons reporting it). There are no rules to ban threads of this game, but there is one about shitposting to derail threads which most of the anons in thread were attempting to do - they however received no moderation.

Some sort of formal response or clarification would be nice on what exactly should be upheld. I'm alright with my topic being flooded with shit, if I saw what I perceived as pony on /v/ I'd probably do the same a year or so ago, but this is serious game discussion that is being moderated despite what the rules are stating.

This post probably looks like a wall of text, but consideration appreciated.

pic unrelated.

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/pol/ regularly below 2000 now

The site is clearly dying. Fucking do something, administration. Are you so stupid that you're going to say, "hue hue make a website?"

The site is fucking dying.

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Make it mandatory everyone connects to 8chan through a proxy, VPN, or Tor. If it's detected that they are on their real IP and not connecting through one of the methods I have mentioned have it display a message that they need to connect that way. This would make 8chan even more danknet and would help protect and anonymise the users. Bare ip peasants not welcome.

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>there are two leftypols now

why is this allowed?

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Why doesn't css.php work anymore? I just get a 403.

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Any chance this could be fixed?

When the page is updated and a new post containing code is added to the thread, all the text is grey on grey and not formatted.

Could someone make it so that the text looks like pic 2 straight away?

thanks

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THE BLOWJOB THAT SHOOK THE CHANS

Tranny /leftypol/ BO vs Jew /tv/ BO

Throat gagging death rattle vs flaccid jew dick

WHO WON? WERE EITHER OF THEM ABLE TO CUM? WAS THERE COLLUSION? E-MAILS?

Inquiring minds want to know.

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Have IDs recently been removed? I swear this board had IDs at one point.

With all of the uprisings going on here as of late that 8chan admins have blatantly ignored, it seems plausible to conclude that IDs have been disabled in order facilitate spam and newfaggotry so as to allow easy sliding of solutions that would cause 8chan to lose control of narratives.

Conspiracy theory? Maybe, but think about it:

>all the REEEE REEEE spam

>all the anti-[insert feature proposal here] fags who incessantly spam threads with dissidence

>all the sliding in general

Without IDs, you can't hide posts from spammers, so threads that suggest legitimate improvements to the site get buttfucked to the point where reading them is absolutely pointless.

I am sensing something is amiss here on 8chan. They know they're killing the site. It's exactly what they want.

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CP in /pol/'s stickied thread

DO SOMETHING

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Why doesn't ## Board Owner work?

pls help

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Make image hiding work in the catalog

>hide image in thread/index view

>go to catalog

>image is still there

Why is this?

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site's dying

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sites dying

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sites dying

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This site has nothing to offer anybody. There is no quality content here you cannot get more quickly and efficiently elsewhere. This is an addiction which reduces your productivity, attention span, and free time. You are becoming more bitter, narrow minded, haughty, and old. Leave now and block this site. There is nothing here but slow, lonely suicide.

People do not have arguments here. Posters do not engage one another on key points, they nitpick with greentext and mock each other. Nobody is interested in the truth; people are battling for fleeting moments of superiority. Active commenters are loud jackasses who tumble into one internet fight after another, anxiously keeping ten tabs open to ensure they keep the last word in all of them. An insightful post is one in ten thousand, and no matter how hard you filter this place you are still searching for diamonds in a garbage dump.

This place is not making you happy. You are not having fun. You are not gathering stories to tell, learning, or growing as a person. Instead you chuckle every thirty minutes and are occasionally spurred to masturbation by libidinal posts or pictures. You are addicted to readily available information and pressure free social interaction. This place is slowly poisoning you with misogyny, narcissism, a false dichotomy surrounding normalfags, and insecurity.

I'm not telling you to b urself. I'm not telling you to go outside. I'm not even telling you to make friends. Just leave 8ch. Leave imageboards. Do anything else.

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/pol/ is reddit

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>site is barely working

>90 seconds to load /sudo/

>servers shitting themselves in every way

>/sudo/ isn't moderated at all and it's all freechnigger spam

FIX IT

IT AFFECTS CELL PHONES TOO SO BASED ON YOUR PRIOR ACTIONS THIS SHOULD SPUR YOU INTO ACTION FASTER

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Codemonkey, I sent a claim exactly seven days ago, why hasn't it been answered yet? The board is still on the list.

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Images keep disappearing

Why the fuck do images still keep disappearing? It's been 8 months since the hack, fix your site already.

Here's a recent example: >>>/kocsog/4155

The images was there a few days ago, here it is archived by the Wayback Machine:

https://web.archive.org/web/20180111115837/https://media.8ch.net/file_store/647149af28ab32b8850350d3bccdefedf17596a0cfb4249d740dc4865ecf3138.gif

And here's the archiving from today, which shows the 404, in case someone reposts it meanwhile:

https://web.archive.org/web/20180116181810/https://media.8ch.net/file_store/647149af28ab32b8850350d3bccdefedf17596a0cfb4249d740dc4865ecf3138.gif

I know that I can repost it somewhere else, I've spent hours finding the missing images and then hunting down copies that match the sha256 hash, sometimes without success. I wouldn't whine if this was missing since the hack, but now I have proof that this one disappeared recently. How? And why? Don't you think you should do something about it?

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FIX THE FUCKING CAPCHA

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GET RID OF THE CANCER LINK

GET RID OF THE [CANCER] LINK

THE BOARD IS FULL OF CP AND THERE IS NO REASON FOR IT TO BE IN THE SAME AREA AS REFRESH AND CATALOG BUTTONS

WHY IS IT EVEN THERE

GET RID OF IT

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/sudo/ feature request thread

The nerv center is cute, but please consider:

Bobber - prevent thread from being pruned/slid past end of catalog

Whitelist/Blacklist board option - approved posting IPs instead of only having a ban list

Have Mod actions return to mod.php/reports instead of index.html

I saw some other neat features requested month or two ago, but I can't find the archived threads, so anons please add them and use this as a general feature request thread

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https://ota-ch.com/jp/

come

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can't seem to claim a board

Sent two emails to claim@8ch.net and admin@8ch.net, but nobody responded.

Is anybody else having the same issue?

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/a/ moderation

why is /a/ so overmoderated?

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boards dying

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sites dying

a's dying

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nepfags mail

send him your complaints

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Wait time for board changes

What's the longest you've had to wait to see your css board changes take effect?

I've made some changes to my board. Earlier in the day the css swapped over to the new edits I made no porblem. Its been hours now and the newer edit I made isn't taking effect. I know some folks have said it can take an hour to kick in. The css works fine in style edit on firefox.

Just wondering whats the longest some of you have had to wait to see changes this way I know if I need to fix something I may have fucked up

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8ch Attention-Hungry Games 27

Last Round: >>68761

Archive of Past Rounds: https://mega.nz/#F!BA8V0KYD!eRw01c3zLKSa3wzSEHE00g (Updated to Round 26)

Hello /sudo/. Some time ago, CodeMonkey wanted to try a Hunger Games event for advertising boards using the global announcement feature. I'm back after taking a week off, but I still have (at least) 3 weeks of FUCKING MANDATORY OVERTIME to deal with. As much as I would like to just sleep for a few weeks straight (or forever if it weren't for my many obligations), I might as well make this thread.

For the 8chan Attention-Hungry Games, any board with less than 300 users can nominate themselves to participate, with up to 48 boards being able to participate (or we can go to 24 or 36 if we don't get enough boards for some odd reason). These 48 or so boards compete on a Hunger Games simulator hosted on BrantSteele. The current code for the regular events as of this writing is at http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=g8Jm5GUQ which is based off of http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=FlMMyAqW.

The Mansion code that I used once but regretted using afterwards is at http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=9nWM8wfc from >>>/hungergames/17115

Anyway, the winner gets to be advertised as a global announcement for about a week.

As for the requirements for signing up:

1. No boards that promote raiding other 8chan boards.

2. Must have less than 300 active users at the start of the game.

3. Can't have won the hunger games in the past week. Last week's winner is >>>/pinoy/ Yes, I know it has been 2 weeks.

4. Need to submit a SFW sentence that advertises their board that CodeMonkey can put in the global announcement. (NSFW boards are welcome to join, but the announcement should be SFW). Failure to do so will result in anons deciding your sentence via dubs, usually to your detriment. CodeMonkey will be the one to determine what is and what isn't SFW as he controls the global announcements.

5. It is recommended you post a picture with your nomination, and that picture should be square as it will be stretched otherwise. I will determine the gender of you tribute based on the picture. If I can't tell, I am defaulting to M. Also, MLP images will be ignored unless it came from a MLP board, if the BO approves of it, or from a certain image for /suicide/ until their BO says otherwise as they had that certain image before I added this part of the rule.

6. If a BO of a board does not want to participate, please don't nominate it. Board Owners, if you don't want to participate but someone nominated you, please let me know before the start of the round and I will remove it from the list. As of now, /miku/, /jp/, and /startrek/ have asked not to participate.

7. Nominate only 1 board per IP hash per post. For posts that nominate more than 1 board and an IP hash nominating multiple boards, I will take the first one and ignore the rest, and I will know if you are samefagging. For those with VPNs, note that someone may be using the same VPN as you when nominating, which means they may have the same IP Hash and I can't distinguish VPN users from normal ones.

8. Due to complaining in previous rounds, I am limiting the amount of furry and Star Trek boards to 2 of each for a bit.

9. Once a round concludes, please wait until the next thread is created before you nominate a board.

The next round will start

Sunday at some time I'll have to think about thanks to MANDATORY OVERTIME being a bitch. Keep an eye on this post.

Since Yawn is a busy exhausted fuck who missed Sunday due to doing shit all day and sleeping all night, I'm starting this NOW.

I really don't know what else to say here right now.

With that all being said, nominate your boards now and suggest some events for either code if you want (or even better, put your events into the mansion code since I won't mind people messing with that code. Just let me know if you do update it). Also, if I missed anything, let me know so I can correct the OP for next time.

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New idea: Annual Context makeathons

A 2-times a year makeathon for getting community projects done

This will be an oganized event for people from 8chan, among other boards, to learn from others and create new projects.

For the information below, the day of the event is called "day-X"

4 weeks before day-X

The comics bracket from >>>/co/ and >>>/a/ and >>>/art/ and >>>/ic/ and >>>/loomis/

Applicants are expected to submit a proposal to write up a 10~20 page comic four weeks before day-X

The organizers will host a IP-sensitive poll for rewarding the top-5 teams with promotion rights.

Added rule, each applicant should be comprised of a single person or a team with less than 4 people.

Minimum requirement for submission: PNG files, drawn with GIMP/Krita, four-digit pixel dimensions, no Cal-arts style.

The video essays bracket from >>>/tv/ and >>>/polmedia/ video editing thread

Applicants are expected to submit a proposal to write up a 10~20 minute video four weeks before day-X

The organizers will host a IP-sensitive poll for rewarding the top-5 teams with promotion rights.

Added rule, each applicant should be comprised of a single person or a team with less than 5 people.

Minimum requirement for submission: Pop-filtering 'P's and 'S'es, smooth frame transition, typo-free script with sources.

Two weeks before day-X

The novella bracket from >>>/lit/ and >>>/polmedia/ story-writing thread

Applicants are expected to submit a proposal to write up a 5000 word novel two weeks before day-X

The organizers will host a IP-sensitive poll for rewarding the top-5 teams with promotion rights.

Added rule, each applicant should be comprised of a single person or a team of two.

Minimum requirement for the submission: Texts should be grammar-checked and properly formatted to ePub.

The video games bracket from >>>/v/ and >>>/vr/ and >>>/gamergatehq/

Applicants are expected to submit a proposal to write up a game two weeks before day-X

The organizers will host a IP-sensitive poll for rewarding the top-5 teams with promotion rights.

Added rule, each applicant should be comprised of a single person or a team with less than 4 people.

Minimum requirement for the submission: The game should not break on Windows and Linux, and it should not be a "postmodern art piece".

One week before day-X

The musicals bracket from >>>/mu/ and >>>/v/ musicals threads

Applicants are expected to submit a proposal to write up a 3~7 minute song one week before day-X

The organizers will host a IP-sensitive poll for rewarding the top-5 teams with promotion rights.

Added rule, each applicant should be comprised of a single person or a team with less than 5 people.

Minimum requirements for submission: FLAC or 320kbps, either having synths or a full band, having vocals, and also stems as a separate file.

The programming bracket from >>>/tech/ and >>>/babbage/ and >>>/poltech/ and possibly https://lainchan.org/λ/

Applicants are expected to submit a proposal to write up a game one week before day-X

The organizers will host a IP-sensitive poll for rewarding the top-5 teams with promotion rights.

Added rule, each applicant should be comprised of a single person or a team with less than 4 people.

Minimum requirements for submission: 300 lines of Python or equivalent, R&C brackets, All libraries should be MIT/BSD/*GPL.

==On day-X (which is either Saturday or Sunday)

The cybersecurity bracket from >>>/tech/ and >>>/babbage/ and >>>/poltech/ and possibly https://lainchan.org/λ/

A Capture-The-Flag event will be held in IRC, with bridges connected to Matrix-Riot (possibly Discord), where the referees are.

Participants are required to register to compete, where they use SSH to get into a server and achieve the tasks given by the referees.

The competition should be separated into rounds for people in Europe, the East Coast, the West Coast, and East Asia.

The book-keeping bracket from >>>/pol/ and >>>/pdfs/ and >>>/eternalarchive/ and >>>/zundel/ and >>>/tdt/

All participants who volunteered shall gather collections of books hosted in /pdfs/ among others into topical groups based on relevancy,

and "reading level" based on how much they have to know to understand the book. Books will be kept using IPFS (and maybe magnet links).

The coordination channel between different book-keepers will be on either mailing lists, IRC or Matrix-Riot

Extra copies: https://ghostbin.com/paste/qhwng

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Streamable embeds don't load their thumbnails and you can't play the video.

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/ypp/

>>>/ypp/ currently redirects to /a/, please fix

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Disallow use of popular, iconic board names

Disallow use of popular, iconic board names like /b/, /v/, and /pol/ from being used as board names

Three of the most widely used board names across the vast majority of anon image boards are, among others, /b/, /v/, and /pol/. However, these board names have been snatched up here on 8chan by megalomaniacal sacks of dog shit who are in it for nothing more than the narcissistic feelz. They treat their userbase like shit and mods they employ are even worse.

By flagging these board names as restricted, anons will no longer be forced to gravitate directly to the iconically named boards which will give EVERYONE a chance at creating competing boards when the BOs and mods go completely fucking rogue.

Boards such as /b/, /v/, /pol/, /tech/, and others should have their boards CLOSED DOWN and be forced to create a new one under a new name.

REFORM NOW

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We have not been served any secret court orders and are not under any gag orders.

To file a DMCA takedown notice, please email dmca@8ch.net. In the interest of

transparency, notices of claimed infringement will be posted on >>>/delete/.

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Add these features

.txt file uploads

.zip archive uploads

.ogg audio uploads

Board option to allow OP hide posts in his own thread

Board option to allow people to edit their own posts

Allow people to edit their own post if it's the latest post in the thread or <10 minutes old or something

Allow mods to create threads that won't get pruned automatically, but also aren't stickied to the top

Allow mods to hide threads so they exist and can be posted to but aren't visible in index/catalog

Add reply count, image count, and last post time in threads.json

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/intl/ was wrong

At first /intl/ was like

"Spam is free speech"

Then anons spammed /intl/

Then /intl/ was like

"Halp! hotwheels is opressing us"

Then they ran from 8chan to set up freech in utter shame and embarrassment.

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>the rules

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Board Creation Is Fucked?

Ok so I just made a board but there's no fucking CSS or anything. How do I configure my board? Where are board pages? Where is CSS? I want to customize my board and set it up how I want it.

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New idea: Channels instead of boards

I think we should scrap the idea of unique board names and instead allow anons to create channels. It would work like this:

- No one owns any one board name (ie, /b/, /pol/, /v/, etc)

- Instead, board names become sort of like hashtags and you create channels against them. Instead of having just /b/, you would have /b2/, /b/210/, etc

- So, if the BO of a particular /b/ channel likes to fuck with his users, you can just create a new channel against /b/. Each channel now becomes the actual board and are moderated no differently. Anons are now banned from channels rather than the entire hashtag

- If you want to browse posts, you can do so for a specific channel like /b3/ OR you can browse posts for all of /b/

- You could even cross-post to all channels within a hashtag. Your post will not appear in channels from which you are banned

Why do this? Anyone who's posted on any board owned by megalomaniacal, basement-dwelling shitbag (/b/, /v/, /pol/ to name a few) knows that these BOs like to over-exert their power via arbitrary bans, bump locks, and thread deletions. /b/ is a great example, and many have tried creating competing boards like /newb/ and even the nearly-successful /bbbb/. However, because everyone gravitates to the global, iconic names of /b/, /v/, /pol/, /tech/, etc, competing boards with variate names eventually just fizzle out.

Channels would allow anyone to own a particular board name, thus it no longer becomes a race to see who can claim the most popular image board names first.

What do you all think?

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I don't even fucking care anymore, I'm just fucking pissed

>waste time trying to be a quality poster on /v/, reporting shitposts, making my opinions known in meta threads, making high quality OPs, archiving, actually discussing video games

>get accused of samefagging for shitting on the Switch in a Switch thread (created by Cake Kike no less) because there's (1)s everywhere shitting on it (as is fucking usual in shit threads, it happens in every fucking Switch thread and shitpost thread like Steam threads)

>get banned by cobalt

>person who accuses me of samefag admits to going to cuckchan and lurking there

>Switch fanboy's posts are up

>meanwhile I sit with a ban

>I've been banned more in the last 4 months than in the last 3 and a half years on /v/ as a result

This is just a "fuck you /v/" thread at this point, post examples of cuckchanners who go unpunished, and general injustices on /v/

Fuck them all, I fucking hate them why fucking bother trying to start discussion on a Nintendo forum anyways. The sad part is I'm not beholden to any consolemaker or PC maker in terms of being a fan of any of them. All of my handhelds save my new Vita is from Nintendo, nearly all my consoles were from Nintendo (my last one was the game cube), and I mainly stick to GoG and non-DRM games on PC

Seriously, why the fuck is this shit allowed?

Why doesn't Mark or any of the moderation staff fuckign care that cuckchanners and redditors are invading? Why ban legitimate fucking users? Why delete all posts in all threads because you didn't like one or a few posts in one thread and were too fucking LAZY to check the post history?

IT fucking pisses me off. /v/ was my home and now its become a den of merchants, shills, cuckchanners and redditors and the owner of the house doesn't care, his fuckboi police officers don't care and beat up anyone who complains

It fucking pisses me off

Autistic rant over

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The /b/ problem

The pedoniggers are getting out of hand and global reports seem to go by unnoticed forever until the shit's been floating up the toilet for hours. The BO of /b/ doesn't really seem to care and gives them free reign to post their illegal shit all over the board on a daily basis.

It's sickening honestly

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Implement channels or ban Dysnomia

Pic related is another good reason to use channels idea here:

https://8ch.net/sudo/res/60559.html

May need to scroll to the bottom to get my updated ideas.

Dysnomia has gone completely rogue at this point and doesn't give a fuck about /b/. /b/ is an iconic board name and should NOT be abused like this.

Implementing channels will keep anyone from owning any one board name. To be banned indefinitely with no reason specified shows that his mods are pure cancer.

Let's get rid of Dysnomia period.

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Please let me buy an 8chan pass, I hate captcha

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PERMABAN DYSNOMIA

get rid of this fucking asshole and his mods, we are sick of this bullshit. /b/ has become 4/b/ and is becoming even worse than it ever was. I left 4chan to avoid that shit long long ago and now dysnomia and his mods have made it the same, and even worse if that's possible.

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>View thread link

Why? Isn't that what the image thumbnail is for? Stop cluttering up my catalog view with garbage for mobilefags.

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Can we get emoji support back?

Emojis are still disabled and it makes it annoying for boards that heavily use custom emojis.

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Remove filename option

Please add a button to the post form that removes all the filenames and replaces them with the file hash or something else.

Since archiving is winning and anonymity is losing, it's becoming easier to track people through post content, and filenames are especially powerful. It would be very useful to have an option to remove the filename, but that's not possible on the client side as far as I know and renaming every file before upload is a huge chore.

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/co/

Why is this board fucking shit? When did the vols/owner turn to liquid feces, or are the old ones gone?

Also, how much would Jim and his m0nkey be willing to sell 8chan for?

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Why haven't you been answering claims?

I sent an email one week ago and the board is still listed to be claimed.

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Let OP moderate his thread

So currently, an OP can just delete his thread if he wants. That's a very soft kind of moderation power given to him. A bit absolutist, but still an option he has.

What about giving him more moderation powers for his specific thread, perhaps making it an option he can tick when creating a thread?

The idea here is that several threads are started for a long run of discussion, but they often get derailed by people that are more interested in shitposting or heavily dislike the theme of said thread and, instead of simply ignoring it, they believe they must kill it.

So to solve this and keep threads more civil, as well as remove this mob mentality and self-appointed gatekeepers, what I propose is giving the OP an option when creating a thread of moderating it as well.

The OP is free to delete posts and soft-ban users, but only on his specific thread. Anyone banned can still post everywhere else, but he just won't be able to contribute to that specific thread.

This can be achieved by a sort of "blacklist-per-thread" that's deleted once the thread 404's and stays up only while the thread exists, using the same mechanism behind ID's to handle it.

To prevent abuse of this, a single user could be limited to moderating a single thread and as long as it's up, he can't moderate another one. If he changes IP's for whatever reason, he loses control over it so the thread ends up working as normal, but otherwise it's in the OP's interest to moderate it as best as possible to keep in on-topic with no shitposting and his thread's lifetime end up depending not just on interest in the topic discussed, but also on his own moderation.

Meaning, shit topics or shit moderation get few posts and the thread dies off, good topics and\or good moderation and the thread lasts a lot longer.

Worst thing that can happen is someone trying to hog a theme, especially if he wants to claim a thread specifically to make sure said theme isn't discussed at all.

However most boards allow duplicate threads only when the previous one is on page 13 and past bump limit.

This means that once a mismanaged thread ends up near the end of the catalague, it's still up so that OP can't start a similar one that he can moderate but anyone else is free to take the oportunity away from him.

This can also be an extra priviledge that can be moderated, banning people from using it altogether if it's blatantly mis-used but still allowing them to post on the board.

I honestly don't know how feasible this idea is (I'd wager it shouldn't be that hard since most of the mechanisms just involve cannibalizing code from other features) but I honestly believe this could solve a lot of shitposting and moderation problems as well as let volunteers stick to actually important stuff and have a smaller workload.

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Imagetrips - An idea to reduce CP through public VPNs/proxies

I propose an image tripcode(imagetrip) system to reduce the posting of CP though VPNs. An image trip code works like a regular trip code with respect to how it is produced.

When a poster wants to make a post containing an image/video or embed through a public VPN/proxy, he enters his imagetrip password in a field allocated for the purpose and the system generates a trip. Then, the produced tripcode is checked against a Pre Approved list of tripcodes contained in a database table column. If the tripcode matches an entry in the database, the post goes through. Otherwise it doesn't.

Pre Approved list of image trip codes

Here I describe how the approved list of trip codes is produced. To get his trip code into the approved list, the user has to first register the tripcode for approval. Once submitted, the tripcode becomes usable only after a week of submission. During this week the user can only make text posts though public VPNs/proxies. Posts containing an image/video or embed are not allowed during this time.

After a week of submission, the trip code gets automatically approved and added to the database table of trial tripcodes. From hereon, that particlar imagetrip gets approved to post 50 images during the 2nd week, 100 images during the 3rd week, 200 images through the 4th week. After 4 weeks have passed, and if the posted has posted at least 100 images by this time, the trip code gets added to the table containing the Final approved list of tripcodes of the database. During any stage of the approval period or even after the trip code gets approved, if the poster posts an image that amounts to CP and gets banned for it, that trip code gets removed from the approved list and he has to start all over again.

Points I emphasise

1. Under this system making text posts through public VPNs/proxies will never be affected. You would never need any trip code ever to make text posts. This will work just as before.

2. The approval process is time dependent as well as number of posts dependent

3. Image trip codes are not displayed publicly or identifiable to global mods or Board owners or volunteers. The entire process takes place behind the scenes. If a user posts CP and gets banned for such his imagetripcode gets removed from the approved list automatically.

This protocol is intended to slow down and minimize the posting of CP through public VPNs/proxies. It will not completely stop it

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How long is the waiting time for a board claim?

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>>>/4chon/218944

>>>/4chon/217578

CodeMonkey please fix these things. 8chan is near perfection and I want to come back. Mewch won't add the things I want and the things that 8chan needs are very simple to add and will make big difference.

1. Thumbnails that match the format of the file uploaded. You upload a PNG it doesn't get converted to a jpg. Transparency in the background is retained in the thumbnail image.

2. Remove the restrictions on flag dimensions. Let flags be any dimensions as long as they are under a certain filesize. AKA Maximum size allowed: 200.00 KB which is what it is on 8chan.

3. Remove the restrictions on banner dimensions. Just set it to Maximum size allowed: 1.95 MB just like on Mewch.

4. Clean up the CSS for 8chan. Right now the reply box in particular is very retarded on 8chan. Inputs and the reply button on 8chan are all undefined so the OS just fills it in with its defaults.

5. Increase file-size limits to at least Max file size: 25.00 MB which is what it is on Mewch. This is sufficient to record and upload fairly long audio, upload youtube videos if they are about 4 or 5 minutes long and you download them in webm format at smallest resolution, etc. Not to mention also big enough for a lot of PDFs that currently you can't upload on 8chan.

6. Add the ability for a board owner to delete their board. 8chan has a tremendous amount of dead boards and test boards and there are always complaints on /sudo/ from board owners that wanted to delete their own board and couldn't. On Mewch you can delete a board you've made.

7. Allow posting files through Tor. I can browse Mewch on Tor without any problems. Don't say "but tor posters would upload CP" because CP gets uploaded anyways by people who are using VPN or who come from shithole country where the laws aren't enforced. If people upload CP through Tor than mods can just delete their posts or if it's really out of hand they can apply a ban even though that will of course cause everyone using Tor to be unable to post on that board until that ban expires.

8. Ability to upload vorbis (.ogg) files and other music files (.mp3) which Mewch has.

If 8chan implements all this I have no reason to stay on Mewch anymore. These things I've just listed are literally the only reason I'm there, they are great and comfy things.

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50 char report limit

Holy fuck, can you please disable this.

I used to get detailed reports on my board but now all I get are simple "guy is acting like a faggot" things which require me to look through the entire thread to see what's going on.

Who's fucking idea was this?

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Atlantic for best 8Tuber, New Pity Party video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFZBr03b9Hk

Whether your loved one is your right hand, a waifu, or a real woman, it is never been a bad time to share Atlantic's new painfully artistic Pity Party video with your special one this Valentine's Day.

From the YouTube Studio of Atlantic I cheerfully present my brand new video titled "Pity Party" from the virtuoso of Roblox music video creating, Kavra.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFZBr03b9Hk

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IMKIKEy caught on camera

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https://banners.8ch.net/

>current year

>this isn't in the FAQ

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/intl/ was right

nice dying site you got here

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Animated PNG is destroyed when posted

When I post this cute APNG: https://a.doko.moe/zszbxz.png 8chan turns it into a still image.

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Load more button on main page broken

Clicking "Displaying results 1 through 50 out of 15418. Click to load more." does nothing. It just disappears without loading more boards. Pic unrelated

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REEEEEEEEEEEE

>the onion for 8chan is down

>proxies all don't work anymore with 8chan

>all the threads that have been "deleted" are retained forever

>literally no way to post except bare ip now

The fuck is going on? Unban everyone, get your onion working, stop making it hard for tor posters to torpost, stop blocking people from using proxies, sort your shit out. Why are you going out of your way to de-anonymize us all? Who is even control at this point? Did alphabets take over 8chan? Can Jim prove he's still in control? Where you get your money from to even run this site anyways?

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Is there a PM system in 8chan? I can see I have an inbox as a board mod but I don't see an option to send anything.

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mastubation aids

Say,Ronald,could you give me a customer review of this device advertised on various boards?

I'm in the market for one

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NOOOO /leftypol/ IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUCKING BOTTING WHY IS /leftpol/ GAINING TRACTION IT'S CLIMBING HIGHER IN THE BOARD RANKINGS FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

/pol/ CAN'T HAVE BEEN LYING TO ME ALL THIS TIME ABOUT HOW THE SUBJECT THEY DON'T LIKE IS ONLY POPULAR WITH DEGENERATES AND BOT ABUSERS NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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Q_Anon activity and Qresearch

There's a gigantic imploding board currently, with loads of posters from reddit+cuckchan migrating to 8chan. Its also hidden from the rest of the boards, incredibly active too, called >>>/qresearch/. Apparently that's only second political board by same reddit clique, first was >>>/cbts/.

I want information if those users are real or bots are in place to simulate activity. It all reeks CIAnigger psyop, but i am also concerned about the site, they all talk like in comment section of Taiwan Elsa and Spiderman youtube videos.

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The one pedo board that never gets whined about (until now)

Why does nobody ever complain about the cuteboys board?

It's the only pedophile board on here nobody gives a shit about and which remains up indefinitely.

Only pedo boards with girls get nuked but not ones with boys.

Double standard much?

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11 permabans in one hour on /b/

10 for non-rule violating reasons

only one for an actual rule violation, cp

Board owners are supposed to not make their boards unusable. But when none of the users know what the rules are because they change all the time, or because the mods/vols enforce rules that don't exist, or simply ban anons for shits and giggles, that accomplishes the same thing as rendering a board unusable.

Ever since Ron threatened to reassign the board to someone else if Dysnomia didn't get more vols, Dysnomia has been deliberately driving users away through his use of those new vols. It has escalated every week since then, and now it is to the point where the vols are randomly permabanning anons for anything they feel like at the moment…or for nothing at all.

I know a lot of anons are on Dysnomia's case, but it is his board and he has a right to make whatever rules he wants to. I don't have a problem with that. But as a board owner he has an obligation to the users to let them know what the rules are, and to train his mods/vols to adhere to them and to get rid of them if they cross the line. If he is unwilling or unable to do that, he should be removed and the board reassigned.

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>try to post

>get this

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REMOVE THE CURRENT /tv/ BO & MODS FOR GOOD

I'M GETTING SO TIRED OF HOW UNBELIEVABLY SHIT THE CURRENT STATE OF /tv/ AND HOW THE BO & MODS OF /tv/ DOESN'T DO JACKSHIT ABOUT!!!

THE CUNTS JUST LET ALL OF THE FUCKING FREECHGOONS, GOONS, AND /leftypol/UCKS RUN WILD LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW WITH KINOPOSTING, CUCKPOSTING, & POLITICAL-BAITPOSTING; AND AS A RESULT, IT TURNED /tv/ INTO TV & MOVIE FLAVORED /b/!!

IF YOU STILL DON'T BELIEVE ME SEE THE ARCHIVES RELATED.

https://web.archive.org/web/20170605214411/https://8ch.net/tv/res/757563.html

https://archive.fo/sNHxs

AND BEFORE ANYONE CALLS ME THE "SUDOCUCK", I'M A REGULAR /tv/ USER THAT USED TO THINK THAT /tv/ WAS A FUN BOARD TO SHITPOST ON. BUT AFTER ARCHIVE RELATED HAPPENED, I JUST HAD ENOUGH OF WANT /tv/ IS RIGHT NOW!!

'DO SOMETHING ABOUT YOU FAGGOTS'!!!!

I JUST WANT /tv/ TO BE DECENT AGAIN!!!!!