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Nerve Center

nerv.8ch.net is 8chan's overboard. It shows threads from all 8chan boards in catalog view. nerv.8ch.net can display up to eight boards of your choosing by adding the board names to the URL.

For example, nerv.8ch.net/board1/board2/board3/board4 etc.

You cannot create threads or moderate boards from the Nerve Center. This is a work in progress and more functions will be added in the future based on community feedback.

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General site optimization thread

I want to improve posting speeds so I ran some numbers to figure out what is taking the most time during posting.

The numbers I ran here is for a "four character" length post without images on an empty board.

0.00000095367431640625 check robotmute

0.0000019073486328125 check for embeds

0.0000019073486328125 custom captcha

0.0000019073486328125 increment spam hash

0.0000028610229492188 check for login

0.0000040531158447266 check mod & antispam

0.0000081062316894531 referer match

0.000013828277587891 check permissions for file upload

0.00012707710266113 general cleanup

0.00017786026000977 check if thread exists

0.00028204917907715 check force anonymous

0.018591165542603 insert flood post

0.030642986297607 bump thread

0.14838194847107 tor check

0.25780391693115 buildindex

0.30691599845886 rebuild themes

0.57295608520508 update statistics

0.91374397277832 build thread

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Changelog

08/21/2017

* Released overboard;

* Updated FAQ;

* 8chan is now forced https.

08/20/2017

* Added V Live as an embed website.

08/19/2017

* Changed old file download path from src to file_dl;

* Fixed space bug when saving original filenames.

08/17/2017

* Added a pop-up Save As… window to the original filename, (h) and (u) buttons.

08/16/2017

* Patched bug in board settings.

08/15/2017

* Added [F+] (Delete all files by this IP on this board) and [F*] (Delete all files by this IP in this thread) to Global Volunteer, Board Owner and Board Volunteer accounts.

08/13/2017

* Restored /kfsfw/, /neogaf/, /ggboycotts/, /godo/, /outskirt/, /xray1/, /krid/, /tripfag/, /brus/, /backlog/, /decall/, /fim/, /eqd/, /traffick/ and /mlphate/.

08/12/2017

* Enabled lossless cache compression on Cloudflare;

* Added Portuguese translation to OpenIB.

08/11/2017

* Removed [B&D+] and [B&D*] buttons from Reporter accounts.

08/10/2017

* Restored /pcgaming/, /unopnet/, /gamefreak/, /news4vip/, /steppe/, /artfan/, /lusi/, /cwaep/, /magog/, /eloise/, /mefi/, /sonic/, /lexd1000/, /bbmr/ and aesthetic/.

08/09/2017

* Added [B&D+] (ban and delete all posts by IP on a board) and [B&D*] (ban and delete all posts by IP in a thread) to moderation tools:

* Added [Sticky], [Cycle], [Edit] and [B&D+] buttons to the catalog;

* Moved Catalog button to the Reply mode box in threads;

* Restored /nederpol/, /skeng/, /undina2/, /noodes/, /gabehk/, /verena/, /8ch/, /oscypchan/, /pitosgrandes/ and /teamyandere/, /321/.

08/08/2017

* Global announcements added to board catalogs and individual threads;

* Shortened IP hash display to last eight characters;

* Changed 'Create a thread' font size in catalogs;

* Added new class to filename download system.

08/07/2017

* Restored /magic/, fsgrg/, /heem/, /xc/, /vinjak/, /udk/, /nymphynebula/, /stirner/, /wcg/, /ceda2313/, /2dfetishes3dlife/, /nads/, /fuckoffjim/, /terminalnudity/, /secretb/ and /mislim/.

08/06/2017

* Removed pomf.se and media.8chan.co from allowed links on Stylesheets (dead websites);

* Restored /bfny/, /histories/, /tecars/, /stellaris/, /epicfail/, /gnfos/, /lolnrx/, pantsu/, /cpfc/, /nsa/, /tile/, /japan2/ and /vape/.

08/05/2017

* Bumped flag limit from 512 to 1,500;

* Restored /war/, /code/, /amin/, /stemlordtg/, /cust/, /roguestar/, /eynyvsvdvevevevev/, /universe/, /african/, /gamergate2/, /ghotl/, /vint/, /supersmellyadventure/, /karisome/, /3dshb/, /benisfag/, /zad/, /aachen/, /gulagtop/, /tomnichelgaming/, /pedro/, /nnns/, /navigatepark/ and /aheaheahe/.

08/04/2017

* Restored /1488666/, /yukarin/, /csstest/, /kittencorner/, /next/, /zobzob/, /jimmy/, /jewish/, /ayylmao/, /ppr/, /eggplant/, /vsauce/, /samefagging/, /comingsoon/, /thebes/, /warthunder/, /avatarfags/, /682425asdds/, /nfc/, /ccp/, /imwithher/, /retirantes/, /ramfuk/, /ftm/ and /arr/.

08/03/2017

* Restored /fl/, /calnude/, /krautkanal/, /dsfr34567fdf/, /islamisforreal/, /machtigleider/, /gerarz/, /bikdigs/, /gamergirlgohome/, /korewazombiedesuka/, /eden/, /pl1nk3t/, /vaporwar/, /ineedtotestashit/, /csstesting/, /fruit/, /septic/, /onur/, /homemfederal/, /drudgereport/, /eloy64/, /crissangelsdad/, /models1/ and /dub/.

08/02/2017

* Restored /crab/, /newmeme/, /ss13grief/, /strzelcoczan/, /a4p/, /topkekfam/, /vdic/, /pidou/, /goru/, /gxm/, /moshe/, /gamergoons/, /pmf/, /sfb/, /emikoduat/, /chronodrama/, /lfg/, /blacksun/, /brn/ and /cyberia/.

08/01/2017

* Restored /marco/, /future/, /confraria/, /tonho/, /aumm/, /carlos/, /chuckecheese/, /antichrist/, /viralsmarts/, /dt/, /polska/, /ubuntuniggers/, /klsjdf/, /test133763/, /448/, /derp/, /thisisnottumblrbitch/, /666hell/, /endless8/, /gjkghk/, /sloths/, /nnct/, /asdf/, /kimjonghotwheels/, /20151215/, /gorillagrow/, /uncannytales/ and /libertarian/.

07/31/2017

* Restored /nintendoporn/, /sp00k3d/, /adolphite/, /vegetarian/, /breastfeed/, /galactichorse/, /fosv/, /ls/, /916/, /zalgo/, /touhouproject/, /nicob/, /thegoldmine/, /isaac/, /riddick/, /dunc/, /oxfordcollege/, /gamergatecelebs/, /mienor/, /trtrt/, /esc/, /avfm/, /plofi/, /chiencraft/, /ggop/, /thrash/, /muzburaya/, /gajodhar/, /betachann/, /nima/, /l45two0bs345tr/, /arch0/, /dob/, /wa/, /tradfem2/, /dll/ and /roman/.

07/30/2017

* Changed API call query for Cloudflare to improve board asset updates.

07/29/2017

* Restored /gd/, /homeschooler/, /cawx/, /gianni/, /crops/, /ayklam/, /420chan/, /55pol/, /flist/, /brazil/, /brchan/, /picsofanime/, /76/, /mavili/, /domg/, /crocker/, /bundes/, /la35/, /ree/, /ge/, /mudi/ and /fenab/.

07/28/2017

* Restored /assssssss/, /exposedslut/, /battlestations/, /randomthoughts/, /chatstream/, /skinnurture/, /coolkids/, /144155180/, /skypegen/, /holi/, /laronda/, /edups/, /emptywaste/, /aimvision/, /odiomysterion/, /haydee/, /care/, /raidmoar/, /flamula/, /shitskins/, /cypherpunk/ and /myshit/.

07/27/2017

* Restored /brettygood/, /kizidraws/, /mlmlml/, /intsec/, /nanow/, /juju/, /sissyannie1/, /szzsghsafh/, /hashtag8chan/, /rtrd/, /ehc/, /suomilauta/, /shiva/, /pofa/, /pepewatch/, /sfwpony/, /afv/, /gamergatecentral/ and /ubermensch/.

07/26/2017

* Restored /011930/, /100radbar/, /hrpsby/, /fnafhate/, /scool/, /walter/, /nmweb/, /gameporn/, /tfh/, /ynraiders/, /alpaca/, /bsp/, /ironton/, /diepartei/, /scam/, /test12345/, /cvlt/, /pyd/, /yehovah/, /junkboard1234/, /adi/, /cryptach/, /rwds/ and /skunkstream/.

07/25/2017

* Fixed bug when uploading flags.

07/24/2017

* Changed banner display from list to tiles on banners.8ch.net;

* Restored /gingham/, /nosleep/, /opjchan/, /imperiatosolid/, /nappy/, /jejetukitl/, /quirk/, /pcntrs/, /emobatman/, /draftkings/, /55555/, /pornfr/, /delta/, /8cards/, /fucktheusa/, /dku/, /tacitus/ and /milo.

07/23/2017

* Restored /lolicum/, /soloamor/, /fasfdfdasgfasgfdasgda/, /fuccb/, /imgdp/, /dig/, /tlh/, /fucknig/, /lignux/, /loool/, /ws/, /bsr/, /kibihen/, /america/, /kukichan/, /yakuza/, /swarm/, /zx12cxz32/, /foreskin/, /senapihg/, /pes/, /dib/, /bar/, /abcqwerty/, /whi/, /fyllosnoteboard/, /trips/, /tlh/, /ashire/ and /civhq/.

07/21/2017

* Fixed icon links in the top bar on mod.php;

* Fixed Top Boards bar on mod.php;

* Restored range IP hash to newly created boards;

* Restored /polism/, /tsf/, /rpgdo55/, /faculdadealvorada/, /oldg/, /42lue/, /hpx/, /younow/, /cannabis/, /cueva/, /mns/, /eh/, /mirellassite/, /mlplushy/, /gilbertongilberton/, /prank/, /fishydog82/, /intel/, /trupol/ and /gb/.

07/20/2017

* Restored /drawball/, /reclaimaustralia/, /krg/, /lefty/, /fujo/, /mount/, /radionova/, /elpato/, /oc/, /bugz/, /deal/, /devnull/, /sonicfangiacomo/ and /rar/.

07/19/2017

* Restored range bans by replacing drop down menu with [RB] button (/24 only).

07/18/2017

* Restored /dinosaurtank/, /aozknottingclassics/, /gh0st/, /laguerra/, /lonaxxl/, /ethicsingamesjournalism/, /lapr/, /pi/, /trig/, /nameideas000/ and /funhouse/.

07/17/2017

* Restored /shadow/, /absurd/, /polygon/, /stv/, /needblankboard4reasons/, /cicada/, /blackchara5/, /seks/, /communisttrolls/, /zeb89/, /tekmod/, /wolf/, /daily/ and /natcan/.

07/15/2017

* Restored /memeticism/, /bairrismo/, /vipi2/, /operate/, /weeb/, /yoko/, /marioh/, /butthurtjanitorgoaway/, /web/, /pok/, /xp/, and /sealions/.

07/14/2017

* Restored /robots/, /south/, /not/, /shousa/, /jacobshornymother/, /theironfist/, /tanks/, /freegy/, /cryptoz/, /nig/, /oniisama/, /cul/, /hastag8chan/, /8b/, /nos/, /3212132142322/, /justatestboard/, /happybox/, /7111/, /minetest/, /nde/, /comofpeople/ and /fau/.

07/13/2017

* Fixed intraboard and interboard report hotlinks in the report reason box on mod.php;

* Restored checkDNSBL to its original state;

* Balanced /n/ and /newsplus/ headlines on the front page;

* Restored /oss/, /apex/, /rblx/, /bukkakeporn/, /kappabackup/, /yang/, /windsor/, /wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww/, /hor/, /stormcell/, /f0f/, /testing2222222/, /bugsex/, /toowomba/, /datboi/, /gghqiscancer/, /yellowfreedom/, /fgddcsds/, /choroyis/ and /rulet/.

07/12/2017

* Removed the "no posts in a week" requirement for a board to be added to claim.html;

* Restored /kappachop/, /schoolshootings/, /wycop/, /10k/, /glasses/, /pacyoa/, /same/, /acidman/, /oyodelpito/, /ebolaids/, /autburger/, /nrx/, /move/, /anonpt/ and /muslimhate/.

07/11/2017

* Fixed Tor image posting bug;

* Removed autocorrect, autocapitalize and spell check requirements from CAPTCHA;

* Restored /iqfree/, /shg/, /candids/, /bb/, /whitehat/, /8899555/, /marshall/, /denuvo/, /tori/ and /birb/.

07/10/2017

* Restored /zelda/, /obrasil/, /sploder/, /moonrise/, /4chonmedia/ and /gnugate/.

07/09/2017

* Restored /4banned/, /butter/, /tgirl/, /bio/, /torudmp/, /serijack/, /chujciwdupe/, /locked/, /hidden/, /hundo2/, /ghostsec/, /cfr/, /existentialponderings/ and /stillstestund/.

07/06/2017

* Restored /rand/, /bam/, /mplf/, /darina/, /punk/, /jehovah/, /nickjohnsonbighomo/, /oldv/, /btecit2012/, /xj9feld/, /thisisatest2/, /gae/, /cannibal/, /polnews/ and /polnew/.

07/05/2017

* Restored Tor IDs to 000000;

* Restored warning to New Ban form for Tor exit nodes;

* Added links to every board listed on claim.html;

* Rebuilt most, if not all, boards on claim.html;

* Fixed (h) (u) (h) (u) (h) (u) bug.

07/04/2017

* Fixed posting on Internet Explorer, Pale Moon and Safari;

* Fixed the catalog buttons at the top and at the bottom of a board's index page;

* Restored /mega64/, /vapegod/, /whatthefuckman/, /hcomedy/, /aintme/, /privat/, /prh/, /fdihgiodf/, /fuzz/, /ddd/, /5isgx/, /fucko/, /creditcard/, /gamergat/, /mcnc/, /steam/, /zremoff/, /rpghue/, /test1337/, /spoke/, /faggot/, /nowwhat/, /isdeegg/, /rpbr/, /mexicalli/, /sony/, /club/, /upla/, /asdf12345678/, /nuts/, /jobconfessions/, /raiding/, /mgcyoa/, /dumpboard/, /ultratest/, /vad/, /antoniobranco/ and /lobby/.

07/03/2017

* Installed a new site-wide system which automatically detects spam attacks;

* Fixed redirect link for videos (.mp4 and .webm) on mod.php;

* Restored /oscars/, /denpa/, /lifeisstrange/, /colombia/, /kask/, /mtc/, /whitewomentittiesass/, /m3m3/, /socionics/, /qwerty/, /testdump/, /gejhelk/, /furryedits/, /karasawa/, /gngrpegdnt/, /sf/, /ocelote/, /cyc/, /nekusasu/, /spicehandlers/, /hnbvy/, /nonoba/, /poop/, /hitloaf/, /nyan/, /mow/, /dex/, /bras/, /arabsex/, /rgrlf/, /rtalk/, /ij/, /imf/, /essays/, /smee/, /vgw/, /eso/, /everyboty/, /kitty/, /pdx/, /samh/, /gol/, /sig/, /alexchan/, /bsrk/, /somber/, /phreak/, /nowoczesna/, /playrust/, /precure/, /nigr/, /re/ and /pgp/.

07/01/2017

* Changed banners.8ch.net from http to https only;

* Fixed [Catalog] redirect button in mod.php.

06/30/2017

* Fixed front page CSS for Dark and Tomorrow themes;

* Recovered /warlock/, /nostalrius/, /rojava/ and /blue/;

* Fixed claims icon on the top bar;

* Regenerated all static pages to reflect the new footer;

* Updated image from http to https on ads.html;

* Added target="_blank" to icons on the top bar.

06/29/2017

* Added icons for /sudo/ and claims to top bar.

06/28/2017

* Fixed filenames.

06/27/2017

* Added ads.html.

06/26/2017

* Updated the FAQ.

06/24/2017

* Added new formatting options.

06/23/2017

* Added filename download options;

* Added OpenIB and credits to the footer.

06/22/2017

* Fixed flags.

06/20/2017

* Added character limit to reports.

06/22/2017

* Fixed claim.html.

06/16/2017

* Fixed banner system.

06/15/2017

* Added minor tweaks to moderation dashboards.

05/29/2017

* Created /delete/ board for DMCAs.

05/23/2017

* Restored requested boards;

* Fixed create.php.

05/20/2017

* Fixed static pages.

05/10/2017

* Removed all IPs from board logs.

05/07/2017

* Board logs temporarily disabled after discovered IP leak.

05/05/2017

* Implemented new IP hash system,

* Finished conversion to OpenIB, with bigger focus on security. https://github.com/OpenIB/OpenIB

04/04/2017

* Destroyed Sunshine database, destroyed key.

04/01/2017

* Got hacked. ;_;

In Progress

* Overboard (testing phase);

* Range bans;

* Screencap fix;

* Last 50 posts;

* Other random fixes.

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Sunlight on Sunshine

About Sunshine

Earlier, Sunshine came to my attention again after the source code for it was posted on freech's /intb/ board (https://archive.is/6sPs7#selection-2161.0-2205.53). Since users were concerned about it, I investigated the Sunshine code and looked back through my logs to figure out exactly when it was created, why it was created, for what purpose, and exactly what it does.

When?

Sunshine was created on October 9, 2015.

Why?

On October 8, 2015, the 8chan Administrator (who, at the time, was Hotwheels) received an email from the American authorities, who were concerned about a post on 8chan threatening an attack against a school in the Houston area (http://archive.is/lVsJe). Because of their incompetence, the 8chan Admin received a scanned picture of a photocopy of a printed 8chan post (pic related). The post in the picture (dated October 1, 2015) indeed contained a threat against a school in the Houston area, but due to the bureaucracy of the authorities, it arrived approximately a week too late and the original post had already been deleted.

Purpose

Sunshine was created by Hotwheels on October 9, 2015 after we discussed a way to make sure kids didn't get killed. It was meant to help prevent potential school shootings in the future if the shooter(s) happened to post specific threats on 8chan (i.e., bomb threats, shootings, etc.). Sunshine was neither an imposition nor a request by third parties. The pros of Sunshine were believed to outweigh the cons.

What Does It Do?

Sunshine takes the IP address and message of a poster, pads it with a few bytes of junk data, encrypts it using a RSA pub key, then stores the encrypted data. This data remains in encrypted form with decryption only possible by Hotwheels. With the way it is set up, nobody will be able to read anything on the Sunshine database unless they get access to Hotwheels' laptop.

Sunshine Security

When creating Sunshine, Hotwheels used a 2048-bit RSA public/private key pair with the openssl_private_decrypt() and openssl_public_encrypt() functions. The public key was stored on the server as sunshine.pem and the private key was stored on Hotwheels' laptop offsite - precisely because Hotwheels thought 8chan could be hacked one day (it was and here we are). Hotwheels told me which folder the key was in on his laptop in case he ever suddenly died and I needed to use Sunshine.

When Was It Used?

8chan gets around half a dozen requests per year from the authorities, mostly because of threats. Usually the authorities are quick and the data is still on the boards. According to my records, Sunshine was successfully used exactly once to help the Australian authorities.

How Long Was Sunshine Active?

Sunshine ran from its inception until early 2016, a period of turmoil for 8chan. During the Great Posting Crisis, it was culled to gain performance and improve posting. Sunshine was re-enabled in September 2016 and remained active until April 1, 2017. Sunshine is now disabled and will remain disabled on 8chan.

The Way Forward

I will be open-sourcing 8chan again and Sunshine will be included as a commit with instructions for any future imageboard admins who might want to use it. I have since asked Hotwheels to destroy the Sunshine private key and, on April 4, 2017 at exactly 09:56am GMT, Hotwheels destroyed it, thus ensuring Sunshine can never be unencrypted.

Of course, I have chat logs and emails to back this up, which is why I am able to give you so many details on such short notice.

Now that this is out of the way, I have mod.php to fix, boards to restore, and a website to run.

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I found a bug.

If you sage a thread it still bumps it in Nerve.

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8chan Attention-Hungry Games 4

Last Round: >>46035

Hello /sudo/. Some time ago, CodeMonkey wanted to try a Hunger Games event for advertising boards using the global announcement feature. Round 3 went terribly with me being late and doing everything wrong. At least it got fixed eventually, and I will ensure my alarms work and mash the Make Nicknames The Same As Names button several times to make sure that names are correct. Anyway, I am starting this thread a day early as an experiment. If the roster fills up too quickly, I am going back to making these thread on Wednesday.

For the 8chan Attention-Hungry Games, any board with less than 500 users can nominate themselves to participate, with up to 48 boards being able to participate (or we can go to 24 or 36 if we don't get enough boards for some odd reason). These 48 or so boards compete on a Hunger Games simulator hosted on BrantSteele (in particular, the current code for this as of this writing is at http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=YFoBpXmS which is based off of http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=FlMMyAqW), and the winner gets to be advertised as a global announcement for about a week.

As for the requirements for signing up:

1. No boards that promote raiding other 8chan boards

2. Must have less than 500 active users at the start of the game

3. Can"t have won the hunger games in the past week (last week's winner is >>>/mu/)

4. Need to submit a SFW sentence that advertises their board that CodeMonkey can put in the global announcement. (NSFW boards are welcome to join, but the announcement should be SFW). Failure to do so will result in anons deciding your sentence via dubs to your detriment.

5. It is recommended you post a picture with your nomination, and that picture should be square as it will be stretched otherwise. I will determine the gender of you tribute based on the picture.

6. If a BO of a board does not want to participate, please don't nominate it. Board Owners, if you don't want to participate but someone nominated you, please let me know before the start of the round and I will remove it from the list.

7. Nominate only 1 board per post. For posts that nominate more than 1 board, I will take the first one and ignore the rest.

Round 4 will start on

Saturday at 8pm ET

With that all being said, nominate your boards now. Also, if I missed anything, let me know so I can correct the OP for next time.

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Help making it impossible/hard for people to post on my board?

Hello,

I was inspired by Jim's 8ch board he used as a blog about his pig farm. I made my own blog board, too. I love it very much, it is very comfortable to be able to blog in the only environment I have ever been familiar with: image boards. I wouldn't want to be anywhere else. I admit I left for a while after the hack 'cause my board got a little bit fucked up and I was pissed, but uh, the moderation at the place I left to banned me. Just you know, really illustrated how much I need this place. No one can ban me or censor me on a board I own.

Anyway, sorry for the autistic rant, I'll get to the point.

I get thirty second cellphone keyboard twitter-esque shitposts on my board about three times a month on average. It doesn't sound like a big deal, I know, it's not, but it just makes me fucking hate humanity and gives me existential crises sometimes that these guys can come to a board where I'm dumping out 20,000 words and all they have to say to me is single sentence ad hominem, you know? It fucks me up. Not the insult itself but how low effort and predictable it all is, 8chan users are so conformist, they all use the same reaction images and same phrasing. I hate it. I want it to stop, badly. I haven't gotten a thoughtful post in over a year and don't expect to ever again so nothing of value will be lost.

What do you think of implementing a board owner tool that makes it so only mods have the ability to post? Is there a custom script like that made already someone could post for me maybe? Maybe /fur/'s whitelist program would do my job fine?

Or what about just some measure that makes it extremely difficult to post? I already have captcha on but that doesn't seem to have made any change in how many shitposts I get.

Thanks.

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I did not abuse the trust of my users,

I did not remove /fem/ from the boardlist just because I didn't like it,

I did not remove other boards from the boardlist for proxyspamming when /int/ (owned by my IRC "friend") did the exact same thing and was left untouched,

I did not encourage shitposting on /meta/ and then abandon it because of too much shitposting,

I did not promise to never delete non-spam threads on /operate/ and then delete them anyway just because they criticize me,

I did not ignore /operate/ threads with valid questions for months even though their OPs took the effort to bump them every single day,

I did not grow so distant from /operate/ and my core userbase as a whole that I thought it was appropriate to dismiss a huge issue with some short IRC log (which I lied in) of me explaining the situation to one of my cocksuckers, instead of writing up a proper explanation, and then completely ignored the thread afterwards,

I did not threaten Doorways into giving away /pol/,

I did not transfer ownership of /sp/ (twice) just because someone sucked my cock in IRC,

I did not abandon the "first come, first serve" board claim policy so I could redistribute the top boards to my IRC friends,

I did not create a secret, password-locked IRC channel for me and my non-reimbursed staff (even though the only 8chan glob job was supposed to be removing CP) a few month after criticizing moot for having a secret password-locked IRC channel,

I did not give IRC operator powers to two (2) trannies I just happened to be gr8 friends with,

I did not remove a vol's (who sucked up to me much less than all the other vols did) global powers for admitting to participating in a raid, and later admitted in participating in a raid myself,

I did not try to change the site appearance to be as user friendly to redditors as possible, based on a review made by an applefag redditor, posted on 8chan as a joke,

I did not advertise 8chan on reddit and pander to redditors and newfags to the best of my ability,

I did not pathetically attention-whore on twitter,

I did not dismiss all my critics on /operate/ as simply trolls (and now shills), just like halfchan and reddit had done in the past,

I did not publicly dismiss anyone who doubted the validity of Nick Denton's "leaks" as shills, and assured everyone that they are completely real, even thought they turned out to be fake and completely made up shortly afterwards,

I did not create a private ad on /b/ endorsing a honeypot VPN,

and I did not have one of my IRC "friends" delete a post with dirty info on an arstechnica journalist just so arstechnica would publish a better article on me!

Anyone who says otherwise is a shill, doesn't deserve a reply and should just be ignored! :^)

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Stupid Question

Can the owner of a board see which individual IPs lurk their board?

I know they can see user IPs and obviously ban them when an IP makes a post, but if I were to just lurk a board, would there be logs and what not of my IP available to the owner?

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Feature request

Bobber: Sticky thread to catalog, preventing it from getting bumped off by spam/sliding. Could be either a soft through-catalog pin (prevent it from progressing past last page and being pruned) or simply hardpin it to page 3 or 4.

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What the fuck is going on with timestamps? Going from thread to thread, report queue etc and the timestamps keep changing.

Can you, for the love of fuck, just have one timestamp for the whole site and use a single timezone that is explicitly stated?

Ex: 07/09/17 (Sun) 08:08:55 GMT

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK.

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archive.8ch.net

why did archive.8ch.net suddenly die

bring it back

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Can someone delete /v/ already? Everyone knows they're only here to fill 8ch with MGTOW propaganda just like in halfchan.

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Tor identifier

Suggestion: Make all Tor posts display "Tor User" in the IP field. Additionally, if /leftypol/ vols are lurking, could you please unban Tor? It has been banned for the last week because someone decided to be an ass and spam "I LIKE MARX COCK" using Tor. Is one week really needed to get rid of just one autist? Thanks.

Oh, and turning off the file requirement for /sudo/ would be especially nice. Considering that Tor users can't upload files anymore…

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>overboard meme created

>the site is running so slow it may as well be getting DDOS'd

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overboard

nice

now make it mobile responsive

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Dear Hapawheels,

Whick kaka would you kaka, and why is it kakaka?

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Make the Goldwater give archives for shit sites

Title. No point in posting this in /n/ or /jewsplus/ because TGW is owned by Jim.

Make their journalists archive shit sites so nobody gives them clicks and ad revenue.

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DELETE LEFTYPOL DELETE LEFTYPOL DELETE LEFTYPOL DELETE LEFTYPOL DELETE LEFTYPOL

8chan has changed the entire history of society now. And yes the internet itself. Those who speak ill against it the (((goons))) jewish shills who work against us. WE have power we are the gods.

I propose every single person speaks ill of 8chan in any way shape or form is permanently range banned. We will hunt out the shills, each and every single one. Disagree? Go back to 4cuck cuckold fucking nigger faggot.

A new age. This site needs moderation to push out every single one of the shills. DELETE SHILL BOARDS PERMABAN SHILLS TURN OFF PROXIES. Only shills benefit from proxies. There is nothing good that can come out of them being allowed.

This chan was made MADE for /pol/ do not make us angry or we will exodus again. This is our site.

Delete leftypol shill cuckolds.

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/pol/ literally saved the entire world last year. In fact if its not clear the /pol/ board here , not (((4cuck))) is the only hope left for humanity. If you don't believe this you need to leave 8chan right now. In fact you should be permanently range banned (((jew)))

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Missing bookmarked boards

Is this a problem with anyone else? I'm been missing a whole line since yesterday.

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cloudflare compressing

hello

i noticed cloudflare is compressing images after they are cached in cloudflare. that means you can downlaod original image size once, after that its cahed and image will be compressed, so original size isnt anymore.

so if someone downloads original image, after that all other people can only download compressed image.

… was that really intended by 8ch?

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What happens if Cloud flare decide to ditch 8chan?

They've terminated the The Daily Stormer because their CEO felt like it. Almost every single site associated with the so called Alt-right is being attacked from all sides, hacked, unplugged or have had their payment processing shut down.

Was the site attacked before also?

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/srz/

>>>/srz/ is a board about protecting free speech by way of user-enabled action throughout 8chan and the net. if you like free speech, be sure to stop by!

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REMOVE THE CURRENT /tv/ BO & MODS FOR GOOD

I'M GETTING SO TIRED OF HOW UNBELIEVABLY SHIT THE CURRENT STATE OF /tv/ AND HOW THE BO & MODS OF /tv/ DOESN'T DO JACKSHIT ABOUT!!!

THE CUNTS JUST LET ALL OF THE FUCKING FREECHGOONS, GOONS, AND /leftypol/UCKS RUN WILD LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW WITH KINOPOSTING, CUCKPOSTING, & POLITICAL-BAITPOSTING; AND AS A RESULT, IT TURNED /tv/ INTO TV & MOVIE FLAVORED /b/!!

IF YOU STILL DON'T BELIEVE ME SEE THE ARCHIVES RELATED.

https://web.archive.org/web/20170605214411/https://8ch.net/tv/res/757563.html

https://archive.fo/sNHxs

AND BEFORE ANYONE CALLS ME THE "SUDOCUCK", I'M A REGULAR /tv/ USER THAT USED TO THINK THAT /tv/ WAS A FUN BOARD TO SHITPOST ON. BUT AFTER ARCHIVE RELATED HAPPENED, I JUST HAD ENOUGH OF WANT /tv/ IS RIGHT NOW!!

'DO SOMETHING ABOUT YOU FAGGOTS'!!!!

I JUST WANT /tv/ TO BE DECENT AGAIN!!!!!

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Captcha question

Is the 24h captcha per computer or per IP?

Asko drum pic unrelated

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What do these errors mean, and why am I continually getting them?

Whenever I post an image

>Cannot Extract file/s:

Whenever I post something like bob.org

>Unauthorized Referrer

>You must upload an image.

LOL

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Captcha Complaint Thread

What did this say? It's not nmxJHk.

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Holy shit codemonkey

So I went to check what was up with that image t hat wasn't loading on the front page aaaand…

> https://206.223.147.214/redherring.jpg

> http://206.223.147.214/index.html

>THE WEBSITE FUCKING IP IS RIGHT THERE

Time to rotate the gears

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Old images are disappearing

Images from before the hack keep disappearing. When boards were restored after the hack some images were 404 but now additional images have vanished. Check out >>>/kocsog/4285 it has many images that are 404 now despite them working fine after the restoration (we checked all threads on the board after the restoration and tried fixing as many of the missing images as we could, by reposting them on an other board; we managed to do it with most of them, so the ones missing now should be disappearances). Can you please look into it and fix it if possible?

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Why are /pol/ and the gamergate thread the most popular things on this site? why do the kids like drama so much these days

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The new pop up window for saving files

This is a good feature, particularly since it doesn't interfere with the existing way of just right click - save as for those who want it. Now fix the watchlist.

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WHY IS EVERYTHING BOLD ALL OF A SUDDEN?

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Error giant robot.

Don't email your meta site questions to [email protected]

they will be posted on >>>/delete/301

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Leftypol ban for being against racially motivated rape.

It gets sicker and sicker every day.

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Codemonkey fix this shit before i die of laughter

title and pic tbh

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Delete /pol/.

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?

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>>40654

>Added Portuguese translation to OpenIB.

So is the transifex project live again?

If yes, then I will resume the translation for other language(s).

Did Codemonkey update the PO files with the missing or changed strings?

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8chan Attention-Hungry Games 3

Last Round: >>45276

Hello /sudo/. Some time ago, CodeMonkey wanted to try a Hunger Games event for advertising boards using the global announcement feature. Round 2 went well, so I guess I will use the same settings as before. I would have made this thread yesterday, but I was busy so here we are.

For the 8chan Attention-Hungry Games, any board with less than 500 users can nominate themselves to participate, with up to 48 boards being able to participate (or we can go to 24 or 36 if we don't get enough boards for some odd reason). These 48 or so boards compete on a Hunger Games simulator hosted on BrantSteele (in particular, the current code for this as of this writing is at http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=KrTLfjZX which is based off of http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=FlMMyAqW), and the winner gets to be advertised as a global announcement for about a week.

As for the requirements for signing up:

1. No boards that promote raiding other 8chan boards

2. Must have less than 500 active users at the start of the game

3. Can"t have won the hunger games in the past week (last week's winner is >>>/kemono/)

4. Need to submit a SFW sentence that advertises their board that CodeMonkey can put in the global announcement. (NSFW boards are welcome to join, but the announcement should be SFW). Failure to do so will result in anons deciding your sentence via dubs to your detriment.

5. It is recommended you post a picture with your nomination, and that picture should be square as it will be stretched otherwise. I will determine the gender of you tribute based on the picture.

6. If a BO of a board does not want to participate, please don't nominate it. Board Owners, if you don't want to participate but someone nominated you, please let me know before the start of the round and I will remove it from the list.

7. Nominate only 1 board per post. For posts that nominate more than 1 board, I will take the first one and ignore the rest.

Round 3 will start on

Saturday at 8pm ET

With that all being said, nominate your boards now. Also, if I missed anything, let me know so I can correct the OP for next time.

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how much more pozz do we have to endure until /leftyturd/ is nuked from 8ch???

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Any way to recover a whole board after all its threads got slid off?

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All right, what's up?

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>https://8ch.net/robots.txt

>Disallow: /firechan/

Wait why?

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Are we being DDOS'd? the site is running like garbage.

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404'd files from pdfs

For some reason 2 year old pdf files on /pdfs/ simply 404, even though months old pdf files are still around. Example below.

https://media.8ch.net/pdfs/src/1430114705850-0.pdf

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Error

I'm trying to post traps on a board, but I'm getting the error code:

>Trying to get property of non-object /srv/http/post.php:1055

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Been out of the loop, did the drawfag ever deliver on the board-tans compilation?

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board owner of /strek/ here

for some reason if i try to use the sys.8ch version of the board it gives me pic related

if i just use the regular version of the board it works fine though

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Stop being cucks

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Fuck their free speech. They deserve to be put into the ground.

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Delete /pol/

Seriously, by having those filthy nazis on our website, we run the risk of meeting the same fate as the daily stormer and hatreon. The majority of the users on 8chan don't approve of their ideology and it would be unfair if we were all punished for the crimes of the minority.

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MODS RESTORE MY BOARD PLEASE

>/na/

also general board restoration thread

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When will being a lefty be a global bannable offense?

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Can we have the option to hide /leftypol/'s faggotry on the main page?

Everytime I come to the main page I am inundated with communist revolution headlines and other such bullshit. About 50% at times.

Also vice versa, i'm sure people using /leftypol/ (redditfags and teenagers) aren't coming here for the other boards because they'll be triggered by chan culture.

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Can someone delete /leftypol/ already? Everyone knows they're only here to fill 8ch with libtard propaganda just like in halfchan.

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On finding security issues

Since 8ch is already open source, why not just go full out and ask for support on other websites?

4chan made a account on https://www.hackerone.com/(And probably deleted it by now) themselves after they got fucked by a hacker, so people started reporting issues for no monetary reward other than thanks and 20$ bux that could only be used for ads because they couldn't pay real money.

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Daily reminder all these threads about /pol/ moderation are shill ops created with the intent to kill the board if not replace all moderation with goons.

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Why isnt leftypol gone yet?

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I want to apologize

I just wanted to apologize for all the times I was an asshole on this board to Codemonkey and Hotwheels. I've been calling codemonkey "fix the site gook" and other shit, and calling Hotwheels "dud." I just do it I guess because the internet makes us so pissed off at everything, and for that reason those who can resist and make logical decisions are like gods. I am not one of them but I am dignified, and so I apologize. I'd honestly be depressed as hell if something happened to this place. I tried to help coordinate HWNDU on 4chan today and man it made me appreciate how good we've got it here. 4cuck has formulas designed to detect certain words you type and automatically flag your post as spam and then ban you after a few times, remarkable. This isn't a joke or some goon shill, I'm dead serious, and no I'm not some epic oldfag, I came in the second exodus as a stormfag and then grew to appreciate the wider chan board culture, but sometimes you get tired of the memeing and irony bullshittery and just want to have an honest mano el mano. Thanks Codemonkey and Hotwheels, I'm sorry there's been so much dumb drama. I participated in much of that drama and had a ton of laughs, (fix your shit /tech/ threads lmao) but looking back I think that did more damage than what it was worth. Anyway, I'm not sure what to say anymore besides thanks and I'm sorry.

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We're going to get DDOS'd just like back in the spring fo 2015

wew, times feel exiting again, I love this feel, reminds me of the good ol days.

Good luck, Codemonkey, and Hotwheels. I love you glorious bastards.

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Goons and shills

Leftypol, intl, ggrevolt, ghazi, goons, etc are all the same group of people.

They all shitfling like five year olds and use retarded generalizations whenever anyone -and so far everyone has- tells their dumb toddler asses NO, then you whine like frothing retards to every other board like a taddling toddler with lies because that's the only way your autistic asses know to try to get what you want.

-Post inflammatory shit until you get banned.

-LOOK! THIS BAN WAS UNJUST!!! THEY'RE ABUSING POWER! THEY'LL COME FOR YOU NEXT, LISTEN TO MEEEEE!!!

-Dox someone and contact the FBI to get them swatted.

-The person responds to the FBI by telling them who you were.

-THAT GUY WAS AN FBI INFORMANT! WE SIMPLY CANNOT LET THIS STAND! IF THEY CAME FOR MY STUPID ASS, THEY'LL COME FOR YOU TOO! SERIOUSLY, BELIEVE ME! I KNOW I'VE BEEN CALLING YOU SHIT AND TRYING TO DESTROY THIS SITE FOR OVER A YEAR, BUT YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME!

-Lie to an admin.

-He gets the full story and denies your requests.

-Threaten him, shower him with insults, then go back and demand he gives you what you want.

-He says no.

-THE ADMIN IS CORRUPT YOU GUYS! LISTEN, GUYS, WHY WON'T ANYONE LISTEN?! LOOK! HIM SAYING HE DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ME MEANS HE DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE SITE!!!

Grow up you miserably retarded fuckwit, you're not intelligent enough for your D&C tactics to work. You don't know how to communicate like normal people, you're transparent as fuck, and you're so painfully, miserably stupid and unfunny you act like it's intentional. You're a living nexus of suck.

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HIRE NEW BOARD OWNER FOR /B/

TAKE BETTER CARE OF /b/. WHY DID I GET PERMABANNED FOR BEING RIN??

GET A NEW BOARD OWNER OR GET REKT.

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Dear sh/int/skins, goons, JIDF and assorted degenerates

It has been almost three years of you (unsuccessfully) trying to take down 8chan. Despite hacks, DDOSes, domain name seizure, spam and innumerable threads, threats and histrionics you have been unsuccessful. Not only that but you have firmly placed /pol/ as the #1 board on 8chan, which it was never supposed to be. Your fixation only made the board stronger.

I know you will continue to be unsuccessful, and you will fail at everything for the rest of your natural lives. You will continue to attack this site, you will attack Ron, Jim, and anybody you can. You have only succeeded at hurting the feelings of a cripple who was only guilty of trying to do a cool thing on the internet. A cripple who was taken advantage of by jews and has been mocked and belittled his entire life. You hurt his feelings and he retired from public life, but his dream lives every day and there is nothing you can do about it. You may have killed the hotman, but you can never kill his idea.

Cripplechan will live or die, fail or win, irrespective of your pathetic efforts. There will probably be more hacks, more attacks, more failures and leaks (it is Cripplechan), but you have no part of any of it. You invite derision and justly so, even fail as failures.

I salute your failure.

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Idiots better learn the difference between /int/ and /intl/

If you knew the history you would know that these are two different boards. /int/ began like the name suggests, as the corresponding board to 4chan /int/. While it is a low traffic board now, once upon a time it was a fairly active and reasonably fun board. Then a bunch of garbage posting mongoloids of unknown origin landed in /int/. This group is what is known as /intl/. They regularly spammed and trashed the board and staged chimpouts every time the mods took action against them. The /intl/ invaders also regularly went and raided other boards such as /pol/ in turn giving the /int/ board a bad name

The /intl/ invasion along with some other problems such as posting errors made a lot of /int/ regulars leave the board and go back to krautchan or 4chan or wherever they originally came from. Meanwhile the /intl/ invaders when they realized that they couldn't make /int/ bend to their whims, went and formed their own board which later came to be known as /intl/.

Hilariously this new /intl/ board didn't last too long because angry posters from other boards who /intl/ had raided previously. saw a perfect opportunity for revenge. They spammed the fuck out of this new /intl/ board and then the board was finally killed when it was targeted by bui with 24 hour nuke making the board unusable. then /intl/ invaders tried creating a series of successor boards which too were targeted by revenge spammers and bui.

Finally /intl/ was run out of this site and they tried making a home in a few other sites some of which ended up getting ddosed before ultimately settling down in what is now known as a freech.

So this moron who made this thread >>37497 reveals himself to be a newfag when he can't tell the difference between /int/ and /intl/

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Restore /InfoLeek/

After 8Chan was hacked on April 1, a lot of the boards were taken down. I'm here to request that you restore /InfoLeek/.

Thank you for your time.

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Can only access my board through the dashboard

whar my bored go

Accessing it through the index.html or the catalog.html sends me to /a/ as if my board was dead. When i log into my dashboard everything seems fine.

HALP

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Ron check your twitter. I want to claim a board. Thanks

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Can we stop with the fucking alacrity seizures please k thx

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Help.

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Why did all my shit just roll back two days? Am I going crazy?

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Can we get a larger filesize limit for smaller boards?

I know you got a lot to work on Codemonkey and company, but this would be a very nice addition, especially to archival boards and NSFW/fetish boards with little traffic (read: most of them). It'd also be nice for personal boards/small boards as a whole. Would it be possible to get something like this implemented? I'd be fine with any size, but of course the larger the better. Would something like this be possible?

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So, I made a new board, and I'm trying to change the settings, namely the image limit from 1 to 5, but the settings change won't save. I'm trying to post again after clicking Save, but it still will only allow 1 photo per post. Any ideas for this?

Thanks

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Seizure thread

Celebratory thread for 8chan having yet another seizure.

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huh

Is it just me, or is the majority of 8chan's community either braindead or whiny autists?

I just wanna know.

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Facebook intergration

Where it at?