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I decided to block googlebot from crawling 8chan.

They are crawling us hard and using a lot of resources, yet refuse to give us fair treatment on their search engine. Why should they be allowed to crawl us if they arent going to list us fairly?

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I made a new 404 page. Anybody want to submit some images that we can put on it in a rotation?

If you want to submit something, keep images within 600x400 dimensions, and 250kb.

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(Sorry this is late, I was really sick recently)

I combined DMCA for the past 3 months, but only have record for the last month of site stats. Sorry about that!

There were a lot of DMCA requests for posts on boards related to amateur porn, specifically /shamed/.

December 2016 transparency report


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* Added auto-update functionality to catalog;

* Removed stubs from hidden posts (you can make hidden posts visible again by using the [Show all posts] button at the top of the thread).


* Changed the 404 page;

* Made two additions to the FAQ: "What is Alacrity?" and "What is the e0001 bug and how do I fix it?".


* Added global CSS theme Amber;

* Added a link to Everychan to the home page;

* Added [D*] (deletes all posts from an IP hash in a single thread).


* Fixed double posting bug.


* Added two new global CSS themes: Cyberpunk and 2channel.


* [D*] ready for release;

* Captcha message has been optimized to disappear by itself (ready for release).


* Moderation from the catalog (currently only [D], [Sage], [Lock]):



* Updated FAQ:



* Integrated captcha into a pop-up instead of separate page;

* Fixed swf bug with upcoming filename system ( Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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Is there any way to control what can be embedded on your board?

t. don't don't want hamster, pornhub, redtube, tube8, xvideos, youjizz vids embedded on >>>/ask/, but do want youtube and vid.me and other stuff where people can't post porn


I'd like to see this as an option as well. For my board, youtube can be handy, but porn isn't allowed.

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So after what is like a month of filenames being broken, first with ellipsis, then with the hash being saved instead of the broken name anyhow, it has finally come to this. Saving a file with his original file will cause it to not save properly if it's saved from a minor board. When will this shit get fixed?

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No broken, you're just retarded. It works 100% of the time.


>hurr let's reference goon threads that didn't exist when the post was made, and mention other actual /sudo/ relevant threads that are more important than "fixing" something that isn't broken because mentally ill faggots can't handle change and are too obese and lazy to name files or use their computer's file system options to sort


faggot yourself kill



Wrong. It doesn't work at all.


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Ok I thought of ignoring all this until now, but I'm just tired of seeing you denying it for I don't know what damn reason.

See the pic. When you save a file using 'original filename' it saves it with the dots, not with the full name. And I swear that sometimes it gives you the wrong name, not the original one.

Please stop denying it like a manchild. It's not working properly, period.



But it's totally not broken and you're just upset because CM switched from UNIX timestamps to md5 hashes. It's working completely fine and you should completely ignore it and instead focus on bitching about meta :^)



You're right. Also md5 hashes or whatever you call them look ugly as fuck.

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http://8ch.net/looshfront/index.html is kill.


Someone else ceased control of it and then disabled posting right away as well as fucking up the board log and fucking up everything else they could. They also have put dox all over the board.

I've already told you guys, many fucking times, to EMAIL ME BEFORE GIVING AWAY MY BOARDS.

Now I need my board given back and I am going to have to waste a lot of time unfucking everything.

Why do you guys never ever fucking learn?

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>smiley contributes intelligent posts



Kill yourself kike.



Why are you talking about Smiley when the post you're responding is talking about someone else?



>Why the endpol admins haven't banned him yet is beyond me.

Because banning was broken for a while.

He will be banned next time he shows up, there was a thread where he LARP'd as a Corleone(like from the Godfather movies) and I think he fucked off after that.

Pretty sure he is the alex jones spammer as well.


>screencap endchan when it's getting raided as evidence of how shit it is

Ebin, even then it's still better than the /pol/ here where you'll get banned for shitting Trump's zionist leanings.

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How to get rid of (You)?

I'm using a shared computer and every time I see the (You) next to my post pisses me on, because I wasn't the one who wrote that post.

I tried to delete 8ch.net cookies, tried to use web proxy but still always get the (You) tag.

How the hell can I finally get rid of it?

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Thank you!


>using imageboards on a shared computer

>sharing shitposting duties

>clearly being part of a shill company and complaining about the previous shift's shill not clearing browser data



>muh paranoia


I honestly wish the youtube featured was purged.



(you)* I mean.

or at least it should be an option in the Options tab; and one that is NOT on by default.

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>chatting in online chat group that watches films and shit together

>speaking anonymously just cuz

>link an 8chan image

>they assume I'm a spambot and permaban me because 8chan images are the least professional and most malware looking links known to mankind

When will this shite get sorted out?

Here's the image I was trying to show them:


You can't blame them for thinking it was a spambot.

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>try to bury

>two threads out of god knows how many

>both of which you're kicking and screaming in

Son if anybody's trying to bury a subject it's you, I hope you're intentional with this so it doesn't turn out you're fucking retarded


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At this point I'm just seeing how long he'll keep going.


>>18596 (OP)

It should be work like this:

change the /file_store/ section to the board name.

and if you share a link with someone, then they know on which board it was posted.

And then if an url points to https://media.8ch.net/table_name/filename.ext (which is of course invalid) it should be redirected to the valid path https://media.8ch.net/file_store/filename.ext

instead of redirecting to https://8ch.net/index.html



Not broken. Learn how to use the internet.


>oy vey s-stop pointing out the undeniable fact that this thread is not worth existing because there is nothing to fix



Sure, it's totally fixed.

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Freech has the highest class features which enable the posting of the most avant garde immems. These include but are not limited to:

<orange text

<red text anywhere, not just in a new line


Without these cutting edge features 8chan is doomed to stagnation and self-destruction. If you wish to survive ruleduds must be purged and these features must be implemented.

I am the Interdimensional Goon Saloon's Unofficially Official Ambassador, if you wish questions of me feel free to ask.

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>any questions feel free to ask

how much cum do you swallow daily?

**your shilling is laughable, why did you think this is a good idea to make a thread?

are you brain damaged or just autistic, or maybe both~

do you think you're of any importance to the site? I would take /fur/ over you, at least they coded some useful anti spam scripts

why havent you killed yourself yet?



lots of anger gobble gobble

maybe fapping to some cia pia would relieve those tensions, it must be hard to be a ruledud


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>site fails miserably

>goons leave because the site owner turns the site into text-only mode

>goons shill failed site



What century are you living in ruledud?

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TL,DR: Any passwords you have sent to a Cloudflare-hosted site might show up in some other random page somewhere on the internet.

Thanks centralization!

Also why the fuck do I have to fill out the thread captcha, THEN a "24" "hour" captcha, then the fucking thread captcha again? Fucking niggers.

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>cuckchan rapefugee

Oh the ironing, and last I checked "nigger" only gets you banned on boards with known sensitive-feefees mods like Redwood on /co/ which is the only such board I know about



Pretty much every site on the Internet uses a CDN. Without them every website would be slow and sluggish to anyone not living right near where the servers are based.



>t. cuckchan rapefugee

>o-only certain boards are run b-by faggots

>still using cuckchan post-2014


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>i haven't paid attention to 4chan whatsoever since leaving it but i consider myself an expert on what's become of it since i did so



In the reality of the business world, something like this would permanently destroy credibility of a company. It's clear cloudflare is unsafe, unnecessary, and has not improved one single thing since 8chan was pushed behind it.


>shilling for CDNs


>using cuckchan



>kosher park webms

Go back.

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>thread creation captcha & per-post captcha used to be enough

>now you have to fill in that, post, get the "24" "hour" captcha prompt, fill that in, refill the post/thread captcha, hope it fucking works




Bump for actual real issue that's being slid by a flat earth shill and >muh firenames




>not fixed yet

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I have an image, which when trying to upload will show this error message.

>Trying to get property of non-object /srv/http/post.php:1033

Here's the image:


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/pol/ mods broke site rules. they should be removed but won't because codemonkey is a leftypol pinko

also because he's probably working with them to destroy /pol/

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Imcoonfy ban when?


Codemonkey's just not here period, he claims something's coming in March in that Hotwheels thread and that's why he's barely here if at all.

You'd get farther (but probably not much) emailing the admin address, the guy from earlier running his mouth about Codemonkey having important things to do is probably doing just that, running his mouth.




shills are sliding this thread


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Don't ever post here but this shit is getting ridiculous. Take a look at this thread


A completely off topic science thread with any posts criticizing NASA and questioning heliocentrism on scientific grounds being deleted and the users banned. The time for a vol purge is long overdue, this is a new low.

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You're still banned, you fucking beaner


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Yeah no, I posses the elite hacker skill known as airplane mode faggot


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Remove that rachposter retard Imkampfy and replace him with somebody else.

Even Mark and Dysnomia are better than him.



>questioning heliocentrism on scientific grounds

Opinion discarded.



Kike yourself kill.

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