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Last Round: >>85492

Archive of Past Rounds: https://mega.nz/#F!BA8V0KYD!eRw01c3zLKSa3wzSEHE00g (Updated to Round 30.)

Hello /sudo/. Some time ago, CodeMonkey wanted to try a Hunger Games event for advertising boards using the global announcement feature. I'm still going with a 1 nominee limit, and I'll most likely run this on Monday again. I would put something new here but I got nothing new and I probably wouldn't have time to put something new here anyway.

For the 8chan Attention-Hungry Games, any board with less than 300 users can nominate themselves to participate, with up to 48 boards being able to participate (or we can go to 24 or 36 if we don't get enough boards). These 48 or so boards compete on a Hunger Games simulator hosted on BrantSteele. The current code for the regular events as of this writing is at http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=XjlKC8NL which is based off of http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=FlMMyAqW.

The Mansion code that I used once but regretted using afterwards is at http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=9nWM8wfc from >>>/hungergames/17115

Anyway, the winner gets to be advertised as a global announcement for about a week.

As for the requirements for signing up:

1. No boards that promote raiding other 8chan boards.

2. Must have less than 300 active users at the start of the game.

3. Can't have won the hunger games in the past week. Last week's winner is >>>/clang/

4. Need to submit a SFW sentence that advertises their board that CodeMonkey canPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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* Added new posting server.


* Deployed first set of new 8chan hardware;

* Added hispa.8ch.net as a non-overboard Spanish-speaking landing page.


* Added invidio.us embedding.


* Fixed cap coding on boards that have per-post captcha enabled.


* Added Board Owner option to show or hide post counter on per-thread IDs.


* Implemented anti-spam measure for board creation.


* Fixed posting for latest iOS / Mac OS X updates (iOS 11.3 / macOS High Sierra 10.13.4 and later).


* Discontinued banners.8ch.net to minimize the number of cookies served and reduce attack surface by dropping OAuth and Laravel. Banners are now served using the existing OpenIB system.


* Fixed bug where Board Volunteer / Reporter accounts created by Board Owners did not generate a unique shared secret;

* Added a noneditable Shared secret field to the Add a new account section and a Shared secret column to the Existing accounts section in the /volunteers/{board} path;

* Updated /volunteers/{board} path messages;

* Added a confirmation box to Delete selected when deleting an account;

* Connected account creations and deletions to the board log.

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* Added auto-update functionality to catalog;

* Removed stubs from hidden posts (you can make hidden posts visible again by using the [Show all posts] button at the top of the thread).


* Changed the 404 page;

* Made two additions to the FAQ: "What is Alacrity?" and "What is the e0001 bug and how do I fix it?".


* Added global CSS theme Amber;

* Added a link to Everychan to the home page;

* Added [D*] (deletes all posts from an IP hash in a single thread).


* Fixed double posting bug.


* Added two new global CSS themes: Cyberpunk and 2channel.


* [D*] ready for release;

* Captcha message has been optimized to disappear by itself (ready for release).


* Moderation from the catalog (currently only [D], [Sage], [Lock]):



* Updated FAQ:



* Integrated captcha into a pop-up instead of separate page;

* Fixed swf bug with upcoming filename system ( >>>/sudo/5869 );

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About Sunshine

Earlier, Sunshine came to my attention again after the source code for it was posted on freech's /intb/ board (https://archive.is/6sPs7#selection-2161.0-2205.53). Since users were concerned about it, I investigated the Sunshine code and looked back through my logs to figure out exactly when it was created, why it was created, for what purpose, and exactly what it does.


Sunshine was created on October 9, 2015.


On October 8, 2015, the 8chan Administrator (who, at the time, was Hotwheels) received an email from the American authorities, who were concerned about a post on 8chan threatening an attack against a school in the Houston area (http://archive.is/lVsJe). Because of their incompetence, the 8chan Admin received a scanned picture of a photocopy of a printed 8chan post (pic related). The post in the picture (dated October 1, 2015) indeed contained a threat against a school in the Houston area, but due to the bureaucracy of the authorities, it arrived approximately a week too late and the original post had already been deleted.


Sunshine was created by Hotwheels on October 9, 2015 after we discussed a way to make sure kids didn't get killed. It was meant to help prevent potential school shootings in the future if the shooter(s) happened to post specific threats on 8chan (i.e., bomb threats, shootings, etc.). Sunshine was neither an imposition nor a request by third parties. The pros of Sunshine were believed to outweigh the cons.

What Does It Do?

Sunshine takes the IP address and message of a poster, pads it with a few bytes of junk data, encrypts it using a RSA pub key, then stores the encrypted data. This data remains in encrypted form with decryption only possible by Hotwheels.Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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Jesus fucking christ, gook, how long you going to allow Fagnomia and his band of faggot mods Hex, omlet, dot, and others completely shit all over a legacy board?

Fucking do something.

This means get off your fucking ass and fix your fucking site. Holy fucking shit.

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muh double-space goon



Sounds good. That's how /b/ should be, unmoderated and insane.



if you're a manager and only turn up for 5 minutes once every 2 weeks and then get sued for waiters shitting in customers' food, you are at fault as manager, not only the waiters, dumb shill retard



>no rules on /b/ faggot

>that includes no rules for mods

haha well meme'd friend xdddd



Yes, the ultimate crime.

Seriously, fuck off Dys.

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>I fucking hate waifufags so much because they shit up /v/ with their off-topic bullshit and betraying the dying white race by not reproducing more white babies

>Also /vpol/

>I fucking hate the Social J(ew)ustice Marxists so much because they're destroying/censoring my waifu simulators VNs such as Dead Or Alive and Senran Kagura

Why is /vpol/ the most hypocritical board of all time?

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God you are such a stupid faggot. A waifu thread is not about vidya, a game with waifus is acceptable because it's discussion of vidya or VNs which are acceptable discussion on the board. These aren't even the same fucking people or demographics either, not entirely. You're just a faggot concern troll.

>Imageboard should be about being against the mainstream

Never what they were about, just happened because anonymous discussion BTFOs mainstream shit since people can and will say whatever the fuck they want on an open niche platform.

>waifuism itself is part of imageboard culture

Only in that anime/manga and Japanese culture is a part of it, waifuism is a sub symptom of weebshit.

>The fags who whine about any thread about waifu make them look like they're closet normalfags.

Nope, you're just mad no one tolerates your non-vidya garbage.



Also "not the jews!"-tier shitposting as /pol/ was subverted by their enemies and /v/ was always run by a faggot nintoddler kike. Battered housewife syndrome is right, but what does that make you? Man who cries about total non-issues instead because you're most likely a lefty who is salty no one here likes you.



you're replying to either a reddit newfag or a paid shill/shitposter

just FYI



>I may be a battered house wife, but what does that make you?




Who said anything about "I" buddy? I am no battered bitch because I agree about the state of the board. I even made my own board to begin competing.

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/tech/'s useless mods are leaving up links to glow in the dark pedonigger honeypots, some of which supposedly host underage nudes (which are still up because some fag insists it isn't pornography unless there's a sexual act or penetration). The fags rarely enforce their own rules until the anons scream at them enough so I'm not surprised they've left this shit up.

Here's an archive of the thread at the time of this post: https://archive.is/3T3q1

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FWIW, CP is up on /b/ (again) and has been reported both locally and globally.

SO I am beginning to think that the CP problem on 8ch is not one of moderation, but rather of administration.

Either that or the assertions that the 3-letter boys are being allowed to use 8ch as a honeypot trap are true.

Doesn't matter to me either way, but to some of you it might.



I think it's more a matter of studying the board logs and figuring out the most likely times mods aren't around and taking advantage of that.



Yeah … but it's still in OP's archive. Oops.




CP is to be handled by globals. That is not the duty of the board owner or his mods to handle. Complain about the global administration and also make sure to report CP globally not locally.




neck yourself lmao

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I'm having a situation where password is incorrect and it has not been changed and I have no notifications whatsoever on my email. What steps can I take to remedy this? Thanks.


Last time you logged into your account you should have written down the shared secret text on your profile page. Email that to admin@8ch.net to reset your password. If you do not have your shared secret, wait for your board to go up for claims and email claims guy and reclaim your board from yourself. If it's a volunteer account you want and not a board owner account, find a qay to contsct your board owner and explain the situation.



I wouldn't just send my password unless I had to. It's a board owner account and I'm only familiar with claim@8ch.net

Can you provide any page or URL indicating that's what I must send out or do? I have the information and would do it if it's true. Also I guess more importantly what do I even put as the subject header?



nevermind I see it now. I'll just go ahead and see.. Thanks.


email claims@8ch.net with this information, or tweet at codemonkey or email codemonkey

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Polvol4 is banning for Wrongthink

The downside of having /polmeta/ moved onto the board proper is that you can not post there when Kampfy bans you.

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#4 is protecting shills and their honeypots as well.



>Polvol4 is banning for Wrongthink

its imkikey. 90% sure



Yea, I have been watching his ban reasons and how he acts via the log. Polvol4 is kikey and hes back.


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You're way too retarded to exist here.

I am no longer a mod. The fact that (You) complain about a nonexistent mod proves that nothing can satisfy your niggotry.



>imcucky deleted from /pol/

<fuck you guys /pol/ is shit now compromised no quality

>get called out again as polvol4

<fuck you guys are retards and you are niggers faggotry


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codemonkey can you please email the Tim Horton's web admins and tell them to remove 8chan from their filter so homeless bums and university students can continue to post on 8chan from these covfefe shops please?



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No we just want to kill jews and deport foreigners. All rights reserved unless it's destructive towards our racial integrity. Fuck off lefty faggot.



there's a reason most /pol/lacks aren't known for their ability to breed



>be NatSoc

>don't give a shit what people say online as long as non-whites are not allowed to miscegenate with nor live with whites in white countries

My only political concern in a nutshell. Where the fuck does NatSoc ideology require censorship, ever?


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>I don't want to ban freeze peach unless I consider it degenerate or a threat, which since I spend my life on patrol for shit to get offended by is pretty much anything and everything, and can weaponize it to silence criticism of me

>oh wait I guess I sorta do fancy that lol XD



You're stuffing words into his mouth.

I'm a white nationalist, I own a board on here, and I've never once in years banned anyone for something that offends me.

It's jews like you that take over /pol/ and then start banning everything to try and make us look like the authoritarian cartoon villain you want us to be. Real white nationalists don't require any kind of censorship whatsoever.

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What, if any, are the negative side effects of allowing Torfags to post on my board?

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Please fix tor yourself. Tor is for terrorist and CP people. Which are you?


Nothing really. I post normal stuff from Tor because the glows in my country would fuck me up for accessing 8chan normally. If a board doesn't enable Tor I simply can't post period, as proxies don't work to keep the glows away, as I found out from first-hand experience. Only Tor does.

t. posting from Tor right now



It's not possible to post any files from Tor. Pedos use VPN, phones, proxies, and being in shitty countries like Thailand or Brazil to their advantage. They don't use Tor which would massively slow them down and prevent them actually posting pedo shit.



>Possible CP/gore dumps from self-proclaimed oldfags upholding board purity,

Again, Tor posters can't even upload files, retard. Uploading files through Tor is not possible on 8chan.



…and mods can just delete that stuff and temporarily ban Tor for an hour. It's not fair to punish the good Tor posters just because one asshole uses Tor wrong. You don't ban all proxies even though most of that kind of activity all comes from proxies.

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Pasting clipboard image doesn't work in FireFox

I've posted this before and am posting it again. In FireFox only, pasting image into post from clipboard simply doesn't work. It works in Chrome and Brave. I am pretty sure it's an 8chan issue because I can use FireFox to paste images into other website forms like Twitter and StackExchange.

Is there seriously no one else who has this problem?



Honestly, I haven't tried it. I don't like copy-pasting direct images because I might accidentally put identifying information in the screenshot. I prefer to edit and upload.



This used to be my fear as well, but I will just paste into Paint to make sure whatever is in my clipboard is what I intended to be there.


>save image

>post it

it's very complex, I know, but try it out some time



That's what I do when I absolutely have to, but it's a shit solution because now I have to perform cleanup and that sucks.

Another alternative is to paste the URL into the open dialog, but this doesn't work if the URL has query string params (url?param1=value1&param2=value2), something else Codemonkey needs to address.



>I have to perform cleanup

you have to what?

it's very complicated but here's a step by step guide

>right click* image

>left click open in new tab

>right click "save as"

>navigate to a folder using the mouse or the keyboard

>press enter

>left click "browse"

>navigate to folder

>left click the image

>left click "new reply"

>minimize ( _ symbol in the top right) browser window

>navigate to folder

>right click image

>left click "delete"

*right click means pressing the mouse button found to the right

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Dysmutt is spamming and avatarfagging in his own board

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There was this one time, when my youngest daughter was 12 years old.



This has been hilarious the some twenty times you've posted it, but not for the reasons you think it's hilarious.



I remember "illiterate" being a favorite insult of some /pol/ wannabe on here ages ago before Heil got the board taken away from him, that wouldn't be you, would it?


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What do you do, when dysnomia fucks your kids sister more than he does you?



I avatarfag as any anime avatar you see on /b/

t. dysnomia

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Everything is explained in this link


but the tldr: Kampfy exposed himself, pruned the thread and deleted the other thread fairly quick. /pol/ is compromised at the absolute worst time with big things happening around tbe globe.

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no, the MLPedo was therealmoonman, imkikefy (you) was rachposter and smug loli poster



at least you're not denying you're a shitskin faggot, kampfy



>3 day ban for rachposting

>minimum 2 week ban for pointing out Trump's cabinet, campaign staff, family and business partners are ALL jewish

made me think



>maybe. didn't seem active at the time some of those posts were dropping, tho, iirc. they're 8e73ee in the meta thread. they go down the thread an……..

you know, it might just be a Q-tard redditor doing that.



Taking this opportunity to shamelessly shill board I made to bypass Mark's bullshit. All the other alternatives are run by stick in the ass faggots who change what /v/ should be too much.



>women weren't largely excluded from politics with the backing of powerful women in polictics like queen victoria who thought women in general shouldn't run society

>hurr male led pantheons were matriarchal

Kill yourself, slimy beta.

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how the fuck did >>>/bowl/ appear in the top bar? did we win a lottery or something? am i retarded and don't know how the top bar works? probably

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All these are useless


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pajeet, what is that even supposed to mean



>Especially on a chan




Before 2014 they were called "chans" and we were all "channers". Your newfag is showing.



>I'm totally an oldfag trust me

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Could we have PNG thumbnails implemented for images which are already PNG? This would solve the problem of boards with custom CSS or highlighted posts looking wrong with transparent images. At the very least images with an alpha channel should be treated this way.

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bumping because of all the meta whine threads



Going to have to do a lot more bumping than that



A lot of PNG images, especially ones of cartoons, actually have a bigger filesize as a JPG.

There is literally no performance improvement from this bullshit.



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