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File: c7e70915ba8d388⋯.gif (220.97 KB, 175x115, 35:23, fuckshitfuckingbullshit.gif)

 No.88588[Reply]

Last Round: >>88162

Archive of Past Rounds: https://mega.nz/#F!BA8V0KYD!eRw01c3zLKSa3wzSEHE00g (Updated to Round 40.)

Hello /sudo/. A long time ago, CodeMonkey wanted to try a Hunger Games event for advertising boards using the global announcement feature. Winter is coming, and that means everything will be icy and everything will suck as a result. Yay.

For the 8chan Attention-Hungry Games, any board with less than 300 users can nominate themselves to participate, with up to 48 boards being able to participate (or we can go to 24 or 36 if we don't get enough boards). These 48 or so boards compete on a Hunger Games simulator hosted on BrantSteele. The current code for the regular events as of this writing is at http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=tGRAtGlD which is based off of http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=FlMMyAqW.

The Mansion code that I used once but regretted using afterwards is at http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=9nWM8wfc from >>>/hungergames/17115

Anyway, the winner gets to be advertised as a global announcement for about a week.

As for the requirements for signing up:

1. No boards that promote raiding other 8chan boards.

2. Must have less than 300 active users at the start of the game.

3. Can't have won the hunger games in the past week. Last week's winner is >>>/8diamonds/

4. Need to submit a SFW sentence that advertises their board that CodeMonkey can put in the global announcement. (NSFW boards are welcome to join, but the announcement should be SPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.88651

File: 5ec00b3ed2c073b⋯.jpg (144.56 KB, 1200x773, 1200:773, 5ec00b3ed2c073bbcff198558a….jpg)

>>88644

all forms of feminism are equally garbage

back to >>>/gcf/ manlet soyboy




File: f6425fd71e9a70c⋯.jpg (38.12 KB, 590x341, 590:341, minerals.jpg)

 No.40654[Reply]

11/12/2018

* Fixed static-page deletion bug.

10/22/2018

* Adjusted auto-update for cyclical threads.

10/20/2018

* Fixed all broken src media paths;

* Disabled auto-update when threads reach capacity (751 posts).

10/06/2018

* Added two (2) posting servers;

* Added two (2) Alacrity servers;

* Added one (1) load balancing server.

09/25/2018

* Added new posting server.

09/24/2018

* Deployed first set of new 8chan hardware;

* Added hispa.8ch.net as a non-overboard Spanish-speaking landing page.

08/25/2018

* Added invidio.us embedding.

08/23/2018

* Fixed cap coding on boards that have per-post captcha enabled.

08/17/2018

* Added Board Owner option to show or hide post counter on per-thread IDs.

07/17/2018

* Implemented anti-spam measure for board creation.

06/25/2018

* Fixed posting for latest iOS / Mac OS X updates (iOS 11.3 / macOS High Sierra 10.13.4 and later).

06/21/2018

* Discontinued banners.8ch.net to minimize the number of cookies served and reduce attack surface by droppiPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.40655

11/15/2016

* Added auto-update functionality to catalog;

* Removed stubs from hidden posts (you can make hidden posts visible again by using the [Show all posts] button at the top of the thread).

11/01/2016

* Changed the 404 page;

* Made two additions to the FAQ: "What is Alacrity?" and "What is the e0001 bug and how do I fix it?".

10/31/2016

* Added global CSS theme Amber;

* Added a link to Everychan to the home page;

* Added [D*] (deletes all posts from an IP hash in a single thread).

10/30/2016

* Fixed double posting bug.

10/28/2016

* Added two new global CSS themes: Cyberpunk and 2channel.

10/25/2016

* [D*] ready for release;

* Captcha message has been optimized to disappear by itself (ready for release).

10/10/2016

* Moderation from the catalog (currently only [D], [Sage], [Lock]):

https://8ch.net/mod.php?/[board]/catalog.html

10/7/2016

* Updated FAQ:

https://8ch.net/faq.html

9/17/2016

* Integrated captcha into a pop-up instead of separate page;

* Fixed swf bug with upcoming filename system ( >>>/sudo/5869 );

* APost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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File: d36021bf85f1003⋯.png (572.58 KB, 2036x1072, 509:268, oct-1-2015.png)

 No.27745[Reply]

About Sunshine

Earlier, Sunshine came to my attention again after the source code for it was posted on freech's /intb/ board (https://archive.is/6sPs7#selection-2161.0-2205.53). Since users were concerned about it, I investigated the Sunshine code and looked back through my logs to figure out exactly when it was created, why it was created, for what purpose, and exactly what it does.

When?

Sunshine was created on October 9, 2015.

Why?

On October 8, 2015, the 8chan Administrator (who, at the time, was Hotwheels) received an email from the American authorities, who were concerned about a post on 8chan threatening an attack against a school in the Houston area (http://archive.is/lVsJe). Because of their incompetence, the 8chan Admin received a scanned picture of a photocopy of a printed 8chan post (pic related). The post in the picture (dated October 1, 2015) indeed contained a threat against a school in the Houston area, but due to the bureaucracy of the authorities, it arrived approximately a week too late and the original post had already been deleted.

Purpose

Sunshine was created by Hotwheels on October 9, 2015 after we discussed a way to make sure kids didn't get killed. It was meant to help prevent potential school shootings in the future if the shooter(s) happened to post specific threats on 8chan (i.e., bomb threats, shootings, etc.). Sunshine was neither an imposition nor a request by third parties. The pros of Sunshine were believed to outweigh the cons.

What Does It Do?

Sunshine takes the IP address and message of a poster, pads it with a few bytes of junk data, encrypts it using a RSA pub key, then stores the encrypted data. This data remains in encrypted form with decryption only possible by Hotwheels.Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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File: 589321939de8424⋯.jpg (87.15 KB, 1080x1349, 1080:1349, caaf5e9157f3935d0a51a60c73….jpg)

 No.88559[Reply]

How can I find out the max post length per board? I don't see it in the post limits or board settings. When you post something that's too long, all you get is a message saying something like "post too long".

 No.88562

fyi - it took five minutes for this post to show up after I clicked submit. Nice hardware upgrades, GOOK


 No.88598

Bump


 No.88607

>>88562

There hasn't been a hardware upgrade in over a month, you stupid fat faggot. Your problems are on your end; but because you're such a colossal faggot, I'm not going to answer your very simple question.


 No.88649

bump




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 No.88581[Reply]

I thought /pol/ was supposed to allow free speech now. Really makes you think.

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 No.88616

>>88608

It is an argument, you emoticon using faglord. Just because something is "X friendly" does not in any way mean it's "X 100% accepting".


 No.88618

>>88616

Keep roleplaying that things are consistent or okay. No argument having faggot😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😂😂😂😂😂🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤢🤢🤮😙😙🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤢😙😙😙😙😙😙😙😙😙😙😙😙😙😙


 No.88626

>>88618

Mmmm … as some wise twitter faggot said … /sudo/ is a delightful playground of stupid.


 No.88628

>>88626

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm fuck you daddy i wanna feel you inside fuck me here in front of everyone yes daddy yes daddy


 No.88647

>MUH FREEZE PEACH

Shitposter detected.




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 No.88162[Reply]

Last Round: >>87879

Archive of Past Rounds: https://mega.nz/#F!BA8V0KYD!eRw01c3zLKSa3wzSEHE00g (Updated to Round 40.)

Hello /sudo/. A long time ago, CodeMonkey wanted to try a Hunger Games event for advertising boards using the global announcement feature. I am running out of things to put here.

For the 8chan Attention-Hungry Games, any board with less than 300 users can nominate themselves to participate, with up to 48 boards being able to participate (or we can go to 24 or 36 if we don't get enough boards). These 48 or so boards compete on a Hunger Games simulator hosted on BrantSteele. The current code for the regular events as of this writing is at http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=swSiwNfP which is based off of http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=FlMMyAqW.

The Mansion code that I used once but regretted using afterwards is at http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=9nWM8wfc from >>>/hungergames/17115

Anyway, the winner gets to be advertised as a global announcement for about a week.

As for the requirements for signing up:

1. No boards that promote raiding other 8chan boards.

2. Must have less than 300 active users at the start of the game.

3. Can't have won the hunger games in the past week. Last week's winner is >>>/just/

4. Need to submit a SFW sentence that advertises their board that CodeMonkey can put in the global announcement. (NSFW boards are welcome to join, but the announcement should be SFW). Failure to do so will result in anons deciding your sentence viaPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.88624

File: 5c07d7c03e6de11⋯.png (147.63 KB, 500x943, 500:943, kermit02.png)

Nothing mattress any more.


 No.88630

File: 5e24c72ac75dcb6⋯.jpeg (33.13 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, 95893812237c80b39c4f75949….jpeg)


 No.88636

>>88630

Shill


 No.88639

File: 3f0975482731e04⋯.png (121.92 KB, 500x532, 125:133, kermit04.png)

I can't believe that Kermit the Frog is Jewish, can you? But it's 100% verifiably true.


 No.88646

File: 5dd314981fc617c⋯.jpeg (488.55 KB, 1242x877, 1242:877, 044FB515-0906-4009-A21A-9….jpeg)




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 No.86744[Reply]

Dysmutt is spamming and avatarfagging in his own board

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 No.88145

Jabba the dyshexomedy


 No.88153

Looks like things on /pol/ are even worse than what they are on /b/… if such things were possible?


 No.88567

File: 4ef5851bf67c339⋯.png (269.51 KB, 351x391, 351:391, internet-broken.png)

>>88145

>Jabba the dyshexomedy


 No.88584

File: 64d9455e848129b⋯.jpg (80.38 KB, 772x768, 193:192, 082.jpg)

File: ce18ce64715eaeb⋯.jpg (32.87 KB, 468x575, 468:575, 081.jpg)

File: 0f1d979cc40b774⋯.png (506.61 KB, 776x567, 776:567, abbacab.png)

>>88567

I refuse to have anything to do with /b/ anymore. They have beaten me. Yes, they have won.


 No.88622

File: df29221c719f890⋯.jpg (71.63 KB, 768x768, 1:1, 083.jpg)

>>88584

Oh you! It NEVER ends!




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File: 3c3eaac7d17eb74⋯.jpg (88.68 KB, 255x255, 1:1, noise.jpg)

 No.85465[Reply]

Could we have PNG thumbnails implemented for images which are already PNG? This would solve the problem of boards with custom CSS or highlighted posts looking wrong with transparent images. At the very least images with an alpha channel should be treated this way.

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 No.88572

>>87748

You're just as much of a FOTM as the waifu in the OP Ebola Chan.


 No.88574

>>85465

I completely agree. The lossy .jpg artifacts make me feel like I'm posting on some cheap web 1.0 shithole that can't even pay its bills.

All decent imageboards have already fixed this problem.


 No.88576

>>88574

>all decent imageboards have fixed

We dont have enough computers to fix this.


 No.88612

bringback animated gif in catalog

free hat


 No.88614

>>88612

MORE LIKE FREE THE SHILLS THE MODS ARE WORKING HARD TO SAVE YOU WITH THE RIGHTEOUS POWER OF GOD

MODS = GODS SHILLS = KILLED

<but anon i want to hack into anons computers from an isralei government computer filled with nigger cocks

(((Its just me your friend)))

>IM DESTROYING ALL LIFE ON THE PLANET IM DESTROYING ALL LIFE ON THE PLANET

GUESS WHAT YOULL NEVER DEFEAT US MODS WILL SAVE US




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 No.88377[Reply]

Likewise, where do you see halfchan in 10 years?

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 No.88538

>>88535

I mean I already own a ZS server, having trouble with traffic though. My goal is to keep it as vanilla and lightweight as possible.


 No.88552

>>88538

Keeping it vanilla is terrific … until a small handful of spergs start crying at you 24/7 to add features or they'll kill your family.


 No.88570

8chan will still be around, and cuckchan will be so infested with normalfags that it'll be comparable to facebook.

>>88466

Have you not noticed the large amount of posters here who try to act like oldfags?


 No.88596

4chan will be like current year tumblr. Tumblr itself will still consider them as bad as they do now, eternally shivering at the thought of the 2014 raid.

8chan as a whole will have less activity and various userbases that utterly hate each other as some are oldfags and some are then-cuckchan level. Alternatives to the legacy boards will all bet active, if the entire userbase for the topic hasn't moved on (meaning either /aminu/ and /a/ are active or none are)

Gamergate will still be blamed despite all it's long decayed corpse turned skeleton is doing is shitposting on /v/, whichever /v/ that may be.

Just kidding everything got nuked and the planet is a hellish wasteland without the cool rpg shit.Still an improvement over today


 No.88597

Gone along with everything else as God smites humanity as none are worth saving. All is lost all is doomed I ran out of nesquik and I don't want to go to the store the end is nigh




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 No.88498[Reply]

we have reached a point where the moderation on 8ch is worse than on 4ch

mods will ALWAYS be faggots and we need new imageboard software without moderation

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 No.88579

>>88578

They understand perfectly, they're just being dense on purpose or don't care. It's the designated 8ch meta-board so the few people actually paying it any mind are self-interested concern trolls or actual retards


 No.88580

>>88578

The people who pretend to don't understand are:

>trannyposters

>little girl posters

>politics posters

The first one is welcomed for example on mewchan, the second is welcomed on nextchan, and nobody cares about the third. But instead of realizing this, they whine endlessly, because they hope someone will eventually break and let them post their shit.


 No.88582

>>88578

>/b/ says there are no rules for mods.

And that's blatantly false.

>Why is that "zomg no rules for mods" so hard to understand?

It's you who doesn't understand because you can't see the fact that "no rules" is just an excuse for powertripping trannies to add invisible rules while being exempt from following it themselves.


 No.88594

File: 5fd2c7dc6a44502⋯.png (74.52 KB, 326x700, 163:350, sniper.png)

>>88582

>If you have power and are told you can do anything with it because you are not bound by rules, you cannot do anything as that would create a rule.

Yeah that sounds about roit


 No.88595

>>88582

Which of these are you?

>>88580




Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.88436[Reply]

WHERE ARE THE INVIDIO.US CATALOG THUMBNAILS FIX IT YOU DUMB JAP

 No.88589

UNFUCK THIS




File: 51bf88ea0222eb2⋯.jpg (227.51 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, nigger.jpg)

 No.85386[Reply]

who the fuck is modding this mentally unstable, mentally retarded children?

All of the good breads get locked or bumplocked, any thread on European history or spirituality gets deleted outright, ridiculous reddit tear trash, pro-ZOGbot Trump garbage gets stickied, e-celeb bullshit and ridiculous spam threads get left up.

Fuck you codemonkey. /pol/ is as bad as when kikefy was moderating.

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 No.88530

>>88517

Global report. You are violating the rules. You are purposely defeating on-topic content.

Oh, look. Public ban messages. The exact opposite of what is allowed.

>>>/pol/12424444


 No.88532

>>88530

you're liable to get rangebanned from the website in its entirety if you abuse global reports like that


 No.88539

File: ffd0c7df3608cc7⋯.jpeg (481.17 KB, 1351x1155, 193:165, F257DF8A-6B57-4453-8235-2….jpeg)

>>88532

No, I won’t be range banned. No, the global report function is not being abused.

1. Moderators may not ban people for saying the word ‘reported’.

2. Moderators are in violation of their own rules for banning people for this reason.

3. Moderators may not ban people for things the banned post does not do.

4. Moderators may not ban people for more than 1 week at a time.

5. Moderators are in violation of their own rules for banning people for this amount of time.

6. Moderators are actively dismissing reports for paid jewish shilling while deleting posts that call it out.


 No.88540

>>88539

you could always try, like, not doing the thing that keeps getting you banned instead of vpn hopping and continuing to do it, then getting mad you've been banned because you're the hero of the board and you're just doing your civic duty, you're getting banned for longer and longer lengths for ban evading (i'm assuming?) and being very obviously the same guy vpn hopping


 No.88587

File: 555568ee184d326⋯.gif (4.64 MB, 400x200, 2:1, lalala.gif)




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 No.87790[Reply]

This website is ass.

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 No.88547

It seriously fucking is. Not because of the content, but because THIS SITE DOESN'T FUCKING FUNCTION PROPERLY.

>try to use any board

<freezes and never fully loads on Firefox (has been like this for nearly a year)

<freezes and never fully loads on Pale Moon (has been like this since about the start of October)

<freezes and never fully loads on Chrome (has been like this for at least the start of October [I only tried it once PM started its shit])

<kind of sort of works on Internet Explorer except that you can't make new threads and you can never reload the captchas to do so, the reply box can't be expanded and most webms/mp4's say "Invalid Source" when you try to play them

>go to Cuckchan to see if the same problem exists

>site works flawlessly on every browser


 No.88548

>>88547

How about you update your browsers.


 No.88549

>>88548

All of them are updated. You don't think that this is the first thing I'd try?


 No.88558

>>88547

Stop being a phoneposter.


 No.88583

>>88558

>phoneposter

wat




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 No.88110[Reply]

I would like to make the following suggestion as to how to handle the legacy boards on 8ch. I will say right off the bat that it won't be a well-received idea by most anons, and certainly not by the current board owners/mods. And it will be an ugly adjustment period. But once established and running smoothly it will provide stability and less divisiveness overall.

My suggestion is that on the first of every month, at a random time, the legacy board owners and mods get dropped, posting is halted, and the board becomes claimable. First eligible anon to claim it gets it. Once the new BO has mods in place the board gets turned back on and away everyone goes.

As I said, it will be ugly at first, but as time goes on anons who want to be BO only to shit things up will realize that it isn't worth the effort and time, and only anons who actually want the responsibility will be going for it. It also means that you won't have "legacy" shitheads like imkampfy and Dysnigger fucking up their boards for years. Even a horrid BO will only be there for a month.

In addition, as anons get experience with what it is actually like to be a BO or mod, they will gain commensurate respect for the position and be less likely to engage in or be tolerant of those who do not.

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 No.88501

>>88178

Great idea, make it happen


 No.88534

>>88155

>lulz

How do you do, fellow kids?


 No.88561

>>88110

>First eligible anon to claim it gets it.

People would just use bots.


 No.88564

File: 0f1d979cc40b774⋯.png (506.61 KB, 776x567, 776:567, abbacab.png)

File: cd2f4e64deecbdf⋯.jpg (7.83 KB, 259x194, 259:194, gratitude.jpg)

There will soon only be ONE Mod!


 No.88569

>>88155

You could've said that you were a newfag with far less words.




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 No.88557[Reply]

Seriously. Fix the god damned word wrap already. wtf even is this?

 No.88560

>>88557

They don't have word wrap in gook land, so it will take a while for King Gook to implement it as he doesn't know what it is yet


 No.88568

>>88557

.video-container{
float:none!important;
display:inline!important;
}
.yt-help{
width:400px;
display:inline-block;
}




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