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File: d9a98ec3104796d⋯.webm (71.31 KB, 342x270, 19:15, burger.webm)

 No.41518

1) Board creation is the LIFE of 8chan!

2) So create a board!

3) We will never do anything to the massive legacy boards

4) We will never penalize the legacy boards' mods for interfering with board creation and migrations

6) We will never remove mods for stupid moderation.

7) There's no realistic way to advertise on 8chan

8) We will do nothing when other boards stonewall your attempts to attract users

9) Your board will never take off

10) We will delete the board you created after all of the above

11) It's up to YOU to keep us from deleting the board, even though we never listen to the users, implement useless features all the time without consent, and will still delete your board

12) Just look at what happened to my /new/ board after I was gaslit by /intl/! Oh, I didn't delete it because it's mine and I'm head gook, even though it is dead and deserves deletion by my own rules.

13) Create a board today!

14) don't forget to donate!

 No.41519

>>41518

What constitutes a successful board exactly? What constitutes a board that has "taken off"? If I look down the board list I can see plenty of boards with more than 10 users. I see plenty of boards that have less than 10 users and seem perfectly happy, many of them with thousands of posts.


 No.41520

File: 0aaecfcfce42f43⋯.jpg (21.65 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 1436835788396.jpg)

>>41519

>"dead boards deserve to be deleted, YOUR FAULT"

>"oy vey, dead boards are perfectly fine, "success" is relative."

>>>/reddit/


 No.41521

>>41518

>bawwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Nobody owes you a damn thing, kid.


 No.41524

File: c980aa4bde88239⋯.gif (1.46 MB, 265x200, 53:40, 200.gif)

>>41521

have fun with your dead chan and your little stormfag brigade holding you hostage


 No.41525

God, there is so much bullshit in this OP I don't even know where to start.

Go on and post your emoji avatar already.


 No.41527

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

i'd love to leave tbh but there's nowhere to go

too many stormweenies on this website


 No.41528

You're a complete fucking tard and you haven't a clue what you're talking about.


 No.41531

File: 03f82e1a6572690⋯.png (171.52 KB, 751x342, 751:342, yotsuba sulk.png)

>>41520

perhaps if you weren't one of those faggots who prefers quantity over quality you'd realize that slow boards are marginally better than fast boards


 No.41532

Do you make a new thread every time you get BTFO in your previous one?


 No.41533

File: f7d7dd099dfcb7f⋯.gif (1.83 MB, 200x200, 1:1, bb443e2e1cad662a0f54db8a5a….gif)

>>41531

>faggot, the dead boards deserved to be deleted

>faggot, dead boards are perfection


 No.41535

>>41533

dead boards ==/==slow boards

learn to read you double nigger


 No.41536

>>41535

>a dead board is not a dead board

learn to think, dumbass


 No.41537

>>41536

>if it doesn't have 1,000 posts per hour it must be dead!

Halfchan is faster than 8chan, does that make 8chan dead?


 No.41538

>>41536

You should really get your brain checked.


 No.41539

File: 4b08ecd7f7f8c52⋯.jpg (5.46 KB, 185x240, 37:48, 7mve6idx.jpg)

>>41537

>gets called out on his retarded contradiction

>moves goalposts

keep going

>>41538

sage negated :^)


 No.41540

>>41524

Nobody holds me hostage, you crybaby simpleton. I run a board with ~30-35 regulars and we enjoy our conversations and occasionally get new people with questions, many of whom choose to stick around because we're a good community.

Our #1 rule? Check your /pol/ at the door. Nobody raids us, we have no stormniggers, and we have a good little board.

Just because you demand a huge audience doesn't mean we all do. Not every board needs to be /b/ or /pol/ to survive.


 No.41541

File: 3fd2470cd165a14⋯.jpg (24.85 KB, 210x255, 14:17, 1428392209151.jpg)

>>41540

>tries making excuses for his failed board

>addresses not a single one of op's facts

>sucks gook dud dick


 No.41542

>>41541

>pretending you're not OP

>implying you posted a single fact

>is the most retarded poster on this board

It's quite an accomplishment to be more retarded than the two retards who spam every thread about /pol/, congrats.


 No.41543

>>41542

Agreed. OP is an /intl/ retard with no self awareness


 No.41544

>>41543

>/intl/

they still exist? i thought they were chased out like a year ago


 No.41545

>>41544

Yeah they ran like pussies but apparently they are back for another ass kicking.

See >>41541. That image and word 'dud'. Classic /intl/ still trying to force shitty memes

I'm sure the Heh Pill will be introduced pretty soon as well.


 No.41548

>>41518

>complains

>whines

>cries

>sobs

>begs for attention

<offers no alternative

What're scared of, freech? Being exposed? Go slurp some smiley cock.


 No.41550

<whaa whaaaaaaaaaaa ron and jim wont' replace /pol/ moderation for no reason so I'm going to slide legitimate complaints by posting some retarded shit


 No.41556

>>41550

>for no reason

itt things that make you say

>hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


 No.41557

File: c6553b92ced5246⋯.png (59.13 KB, 1058x728, 529:364, dudder reddit.png)

>>41542

>hurr durr you're the shill who's everywhere attacking /pol/

>>41543

>>41544

>>41545

>>41548

>>41550

/intl/ is destroying 8chan and scaring off users. /intl/ is costing 8chan money. /intl/ is bullying the users of this site. /intl/ is causing every problem on 8chan. Every post that I disagree with is /intl/. /intl/ is responsible for everything on every board at all times. /intl/ is every moderator and every shitposter. /intl/ are the pedo posters and the anti-pedo posters. /intl/ is every anon everywhere at all times. /intl/ creates the dankest memes but they are too powerful so they will destroy us. How did this happen? How did 10-15 shitposters become so powerful that they are everywhere at all times? The answer is that they are Jews. They were always Jews. We must put an end to the /intl/ reign of terror. I say we raid them into oblivion and send them back to where they came from. /intl/ must be destroyed before it is too late. If /intl/ is not destroyed they will destroy 8chan. Just as the Jews wish to take over the world /intl/ wishes to take over 8chan. Just today /intl/ staged a raid on /b/ and blamed it on /leftypol/. Even though everyone on /leftypol/ is also /intl/ this cannot be allowed to stand. We must take our website back from the dangerous shitposters that call themselves /intl/. /intl/ is the cancer killing 8chan. /intl/ are spreading aids. Even though we ourselves are /intl/. /intl/ are the niggers of 8chan. /intl/ are the illegal immigrants of 8chan. /intl/ are boat people. /intl/ is smell. /intl/ made the hot potato sad. /intl/ will stop at nothing to destroy us all. /intl/ will destroy us for our own good. /intl/ is the hero we deserve but not the one we want right now. So we will hunt them. Because they can take it. /intl/ is crashing this website with no survivors. /intl/ is a big guy for you. If we remove /intl/ will it kill them? It would be very painful. Remove the /intl/ now.


 No.41558

>>41557

funny that hotwheels actually wanted the top boards to step aside and actively sought to undermine /pol/ by installing new mods and using /intl/ to divide and conquer during the anime raid. It's funny to me because we're at a point now where the exact opposite has happened using the same exact "system" that he thought would work. Ironic.


 No.41559

/intl/ is the mind-killer. /intl/ is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face /intl/. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where /intl/ has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.


 No.41560

>>41550

this has nothing to do with the shitskin mods of /pol/ dipshit


 No.41563

>>41518

so it works like it works for every other board on the internet.

really makes u think.


 No.41564

>>41563

apparently it doesn't make you think, stupidass.


 No.41568

>>41557

>/intl/ is destroying 8chan and scaring off users

We don't care.


 No.41576

>>41556

>>41560

<every thread on /sudo/ needs to be /polmeta/ here's a bunch of shit with no proof to back it up please replace the moderation with goons because muh books threads get redirected to /pdfs/

>>41557

cool copypasta fag


 No.41584

>>41576

honestly, if it wasn't /pol/ cucking everything, it would be liberal dick sucking /leftypol/ doing the exact same shit, that's how the internet is now.

I prefer /pol/ because at least there I get to harass people. /leftypol/s "love" is massively gay.


 No.41614

>>41576

nowhere in my post did I say that this thread should be about the mods of /pol/, learn to read nigger


 No.41627

>>41518

Stay out of /v/. We have enough cancer without you adding to it.


 No.41628

>>41627

>being this assmad, he travels all the way to gook meta to cure it

>"we have enough cancer"

which is why you should remove yourself first.


 No.41629

>>41627

"muh sekrit club"

get a life


 No.41644

File: daca13a32600fbf⋯.jpg (7.05 KB, 261x193, 261:193, i can almost taste it.jpg)

>>41576

Braying about "MUH BOOOOOKS" is why I didn't look back after checking out /polk/, honestly. Faggots who think /pol/ is an "op" board even got into the administration team and now the entire board because it's got nothing but newfags now doesn't know what to do now that the Trump train settled and HWNDU ran its course. Board is for politics, not politicking.


 No.41652

File: 75dd9f9ece3ff35⋯.png (203 KB, 720x562, 360:281, 1452107250599.png)

>>41557

>/mu/ in the top 25

I miss those days… Too bad the board is being flooded with shitposters from halfchan.


 No.41874

>>41644

MUH BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKS


 No.41979

>>41874

Bump because it triggers you, imkikey.


 No.41989

>>41874

Le sage downvote


 No.41997

15) We will give your board away if it gets big and we didnt yet delete it.

16) Create your board today!


 No.42002

>>41979

>>41989

>>41997

>goon raiders continue to bump whiny meta thread and bury threads about real issues


 No.42011

File: 8490ccb88de0854⋯.jpg (11.04 KB, 170x162, 85:81, [sap me up inside].jpg)

>>42002

>stop sliding ACTUAL threads! goon!

>>>/v/

>>>/pol/


 No.42059

>>42011

</sudo/ should be nothing but meta whining about things that didn't actually happen b-because muh lulz muh hehpill

>>>/intl/


 No.42139

bump


 No.42150

>>42139

</sudo/ should be nothing but meta whining about things that didn't actually happen b-because muh lulz muh hehpill

>>>/intl/


 No.42174

>>42150

sage is not a downboat, spamfag


 No.42212

File: 32f12e6d40e13e4⋯.png (259.99 KB, 962x431, 962:431, 32f12e6d40e13e4e7ed176eaa8….png)

IT IS I THE GREAT AND POWERFUL /intl/

I AM THE REASON YOUR SITE IS A HUSK OF ITS FORMER (((GLORY)))


 No.42213

>>42212

>every other "competitor" has ded bort syndrome

>4chan remains 4chan

See you in September.


 No.42227

Fix the site, gook


 No.42257

File: 6c7df84634aa42a⋯.jpg (5.36 KB, 400x400, 1:1, feDwIDeV_400x400.jpg)

>>42212

take the pinkpill


 No.42264

>>42174

</sudo/ should be nothing but meta whining about things that didn't actually happen b-because muh lulz muh hehpill

>>>/intl/


 No.42406

Fix the site gook


 No.42415

Fix the site gook


 No.42426

File: feffb9046d56351⋯.jpg (538.92 KB, 1600x1069, 1600:1069, remove animaymays.jpg)

bumping important slavic thread


 No.42752

>>42406

Fix the site gook




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