Last Round: >>47795
Archive of Past Rounds: https://mega.nz/#F!BA8V0KYD!eRw01c3zLKSa3wzSEHE00g
Hello /sudo/. Some time ago, CodeMonkey wanted to try a Hunger Games event for advertising boards using the global announcement feature. Round 5 went fine, but this upcoming hurricane might complicate this week's event.
For the 8chan Attention-Hungry Games, any board with less than 500 users can nominate themselves to participate, with up to 48 boards being able to participate (or we can go to 24 or 36 if we don't get enough boards for some odd reason). These 48 or so boards compete on a Hunger Games simulator hosted on BrantSteele (in particular, the current code for this as of this writing is at http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=MCHOi721 which is based off of http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=FlMMyAqW), and the winner gets to be advertised as a global announcement for about a week.
As for the requirements for signing up:
1. No boards that promote raiding other 8chan boards
2. Must have less than 500 active users at the start of the game
3. Can"t have won the hunger games in the past week (last week's winner is /loomis/ and at the top of this page, which makes the spoiler rather pointless, but someone didn't like spoilers nonetheless so here you go)
4. Need to submit a SFW sentence that advertises their board that CodeMonkey can put in the global announcement. (NSFW boards are welcome to join, but the announcement should be SFW). Failure to do so will result in anons deciding your sentence via dubs to your detriment.
5. It is recommended you post a picture with your nomination, and that picture should be square as it will be stretched otherwise. I will determine the gender of you tribute based on the picture.
6. If a BO of a board does not want to participate, please don't nominate it. Board Owners, if you don't want to participate but someone nominated you, please let me know before the start of the round and I will remove it from the list.
7. Nominate only 1 board per IP hash per post. For posts that nominate more than 1 board and an IP hash nominating multiple boards, I will take the first one and ignore the rest, and I will know if you are samefagging.
8. Once a round concludes, please wait until the next thread is created before you nominate a board.
Round 6 will start on
Saturday at 8pm ET
unless Hurricane Irma fucks up the area where I live. If I am gone at this time, it is either me oversleeping or due to Irma.
With that all being said, nominate your boards now. Also, if I missed anything, let me know so I can correct the OP for next time.
>>>/ebola/ is here
"There's no cure for love"
>>>/jp/ nominates Jannycat
Ad: "WHY CAN'T YOU FAGGOTS STAY ON YOUR OWN BOARD."
The tagline is : " Let's play a game ".
Bringing back >>>/alcoholism/. Same phrase and picture.
Not sure if it's possible since I'm not the one that nominated the board, but can you use pic related for >>48637 ? The one in that post is too rectangular and it becomes shit when used in the game
tag: "BLOOD ON MY KNIFE OR SHIT ON MY DICK"
prepare to get bullied, nerds
Since drawnfaggotry seems to be winning,
>>>/bane/ nominates toon bane
Tagline: Crashing these games…
"Making heresy happen"
I'll nominate >>>/rockettits/
Will post my shit later. Just keep it as the same from last one for now.
Yeah that's me out. Not nominating any boards. Not with /strek/ bringing a Klingon.
Tagline: /tg/+/v/, furry and jew-free, guaranteed
Claim: That's a whole lot better!
>They actually brought him
I bet he dies first
although I am not risking being here when he shows
Weebs of the World Unite!
Tag: 8chan's home for a weekly stream of bad movies
This week we will have Beta Kelso (The Chin Man) represent us.
>>>/pone/ is nominating Red to take the lead.
Tagline: Beating a Reanimated Horse
ad: Your obscure board for medical-tan appreciation
Nominating from her flooded apartment room in the beautiful state of Texas-Give her capitalism or give her death!- the prognosticator of prognosticators the tan they call Ghost-hu!
Tagline:I'M SHOOTING PEARL HERE!
The little red fox you never thought you'd see again
How is /cure/ going to die this week?
Right after whooping your ass bitch boy
I want Miranda to sit on my face
Tag: Classiest place on 8chan.
/liberty/ - "Don't tread on me"
I NOMINATE ON BEHALF OF BEST BOARD
Okay, I should redo my nomination, that sucked.
Where everybody knows your name,
and they're always glad you came.
Since you forgot to submit a picture I'm submitting your picture. Enjoy joining the army of furry boards.
Have adventures and make Friends.
"Come spout simplistic opinions for hours on end"
I submit >>>/suicide/ once again. Same image, same quote. In case you forgot since I think I wrote "same quote" last thread, it's Consider It
If we're bringing our most overpowered shitters to the field then /toku/ sends in Black RX as tribute.
"I'm not saying it's Golgom, but it's Golgom."
>>>/wooo/ is back for more wres
Tagline: "It's not a bad board. It's not a good board. It's THE board."
Tag: 8chan's e-library, come and read!
Every board may want to reevaluate their tributes and bring their A Game. This shit just serious.
I read 27 submissions in this thread so far.
Keeping the same tag. We had some kills last time with Moore, so we'll throw him back in the fight.
Ad: "Eye Rape"
"BO is a huge fag please dont cum here"
But why is she cry
"Bringing you the good news of our lord and savior VP9. Convert to the WebM format today!"
Dead board is dead, but either isn't surprising.
BO here, would like /polk/ to be involved
tag would be "Struggle or Die"
I confirmed it btw on /polk/
>>>/kajiwara/ would like to be nominated
"Sora Kajiwara appreciation board"
>>>/cute/ tries again.
Same image as last round, ad "Welcome to CuteLand!"
BLOOD ON MY KNIFE
>>>/ara/ comes back for revenge. Same image and quote as last round.
>Hang out with Hung Aryans! Animu girls, random discussions, obscure memes, all in a language even harder than Japanese!
tag- HI DIANA I LOVE YOU
For all your monster catching needs!
"Where Cartoons and Comics /co/llide."
Didn't ghost go off on a two hour rant about how anime is killing the white race? Is this fauxhu an ironic joke?
Hey guys, I am updating everything now after a busy week. We are currently at 40 nominations as of this writing unless I miscounted.
Alright, current code is at http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=EPAOWUcB
/alcoholism/, your image drank itself to death. Please post a replacement image.
Board tag line:
Come cure your yellow fever.
Only decent nomination, all of the others are complete trash.
Tagline: FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
>Not about Guardsmen and Space Marines
wow what a really big fucking gay
Shit was gonna Noir under /u/. Diana is fine too tho.
Make 3D Great Again!
Nominating >>>/fit/ under the name gainz
Tagline: "A Farewell to Arms"
wtf, this nomination will make all numales including me insecure
nice crosslinking fail, faggot
I'm submitting /b/ this time.
AD: We are manipulative beings, for your benefit or your detriment.
NSFW ad, aka what I actually wanted to put:
If you avoid the faggots here, you might get fucked up in a good way.
I need more Jannycat
I come from /hypno/, what do you think I somehow don't have low functioning autism?
Tagline: Autism speaks. It's time to listen.
How about the post that made Nepfag twist his panties so hard he went to /jp/ and rage reported the crosspost he couldn't delete while screaming in caps that it didn't bother him, it wasn't funny, and it wasn't funny so that is why he deleted and within five minutes of posting was bragging about deleting it on /a/
I present to you Janny Mercury sing his hit single Nepfag, you made a shit board out of /a/
You forgot tagline bro. I suggest "better /late/ than never"
Also i think one place left, or i counted badly.
Tagline just - "Losing control"
>2. Must have less than 500 active users at the start of the game
>/b/ is currently at 1124
Alright, we got all 48 nominations. Other page will be shown once I get Nimbus on another browser due to that screen crashing my main browser.
The Maple Leaf Forever!
And here we are. If /co/ doesn't provide an image, I will just use a random image I have on hand, then make a new code that will be in a picture along with the bloodbath. I don't think I could get much out of 5.5 hours of sleep despite sleeping for 4 hours a day on average, so I am going to get food and coffee, and I will see you all at 8pm ET.
Image for /co/ if the other guy doesn't show up
You said pic related would judfe gender. Jannycat is only cosplaying as Nepfag. Unlike the actual Nepfag, Jannycat isn't deluded enough to believe the taking female hormones is going to make him a woman.
suck /s/, just use >>>/wx/ instead. Pictures are lame
Both are dead boards tbh.
Yeah I never got around to posting a new pic, been a long week, so just keep the pic you're using this round.
Same quote as last time:
/wx/ is not that dead, I regularly post there and people respond to my posts. It's not very active, but we simply don't have the userbase for that.
>"A Farewell to Arms"
Here's the image for /co/, we're going to send in Tomo/co/ for this one.
>he actually believes those numbers
Dys inflates his own numbers to deal with the fact that /b/fore is a nuclear shitton better.
Unless you can name a different source for that number, you're just going to have to deal with it.
I don't know how you did it but /bbbb/ is even more cancerous than the current /b/. If you copy-pasted shit word-for-word from half/b/ then the only thing different would be the fact that every fifth thread is metafaggotry.
[lewd servo noises]
zero creativity edition
sorry , we're full.
I disagree, before you couldn't even talk about something, it was solely spam.
Unless you like garbage like that.
Cute is Justice
Sicker than your average webm library.
Shieet mang, you'lls two late.
What part of "You're late" is hard to understand?
The part where you keep getting baited into responding
What if I was merely pretending to be rused?
It's not like there's anything better to do until it starts
TELL ME ABOUT BANE
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK
A LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED GUN
o r p e r h a p s h e s w o n d e r i n g w h y y o u w o u l d s h o o t a m a n b e f o r e t h r o w i n g h i m o u t o f a p l a n e
BLOOD ON MY BAT'LETH
OR SHIT ON MY DICK
>inb4 he really dies upon entering
I'm rooting more on /bmn/ to be honest
YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE GAMES, YAWN MAN
>Round 6 will start on
>Saturday at 8pm ET
>unless Hurricane Irma fucks up the area where I live. If I am gone at this time, it is either me oversleeping or due to Irma.
Not gonna declare him dead yet. Bet he's napping.
he probably died in the hurricane and now we will never get a hunger games
Yawn being delayed only serves to strengthen /late/.
I think /late/ has an unfair advantage then
He probably is sleeping through Irma
Or Gowron killed him
GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKEUP
BY THE RIVERS OF BABYLON WE SAT AND YEA , WE WEPT , WHEN WE REMEMBERED /late/
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>the very first lyrics to RX's opening theme
If this had dubs I'd say /toku/ had this in the bag, but Gowron's presence means all that shit doesn't work.
It's mid September, maybe he has already gone into hibernation.
I hope he is just oversleeping
he's fucking dead fam
>suddenly realize it's Saturday
>think I've missed another one
>come see how it turned out
YOU HAD ONE JOB
Please, great Nolan, let /bane/ win. It needs the traffic.
God fucking dammit, not again. Anyway, I am here and about to start momentarily.
>tfw thought I came late, but I came just in time
Looks like /irma/ won this round
>Yawn didn't die but overslept
>He sleeps through the hurricane
>Days later he awakes only to be abducted in his home by giant Floridian Men
>He wakes up in a cage along with several other people in a flooded suburb in the Keys
>A makeshift loudspeaker yells out orders that the hurricane response won't be coming for a week because of destroyed bridges and the mandatory evacuation
There is no food or way off the island except for a boat docked at the far end of the city
>The only caveat is the hundred angry dindus who can't drive that were also let loose along with various melee weapons and shitty guns
>The true hunger games begin
We need to improve the overboard feature and make it the main place for /tv/. Stickies need to be a toggled option though, so we can someday maybe finish the animated plane scene.
"ROCK YOUR CURVES, IRMA GIRL"
ROCK YOUR CURVES, IRMA GIRL
>he didn't die
Thats only east of jacksonville tbh
Well enough of this palaver, let's get this show on the road.
How many frames are still left, by the by?
ROCK YOUR CURVES, IRMA GIRL
Getting close to done with the current batch, I don't remember how far through the scene though. Maybe somewhere around half?
Also no /cyoa/? I thought she was nominated.
FUCK. One day I'll stop being a blind fuck.
Well imagine my shock
>Gowron dead already
Fucking Klingon engineers
>/mon/ wants to kill /jp/
Some things never change.
>s snatches a pair of sais
thank you suicide and cute
>/polk/ has his weapons confiscated
>/strek/ fucked in a teleporter accident
Who would have guessed? Better send Bones next time niggers.
haha eat shit /polk/ ur BO is a fucking fag lol
/polk/ cucked again
>strek really died upon entering
>/fur/ down already
>/bmn/ bonds with an animal
A shark, perhaps?
>/fur/ dies on day 1
>/late/ spooks some fags
>/leftyweebpol/ runs away
>otomad kills webm
>/polk/ gets it's guns confiscated while /liberty/ fucks off
Round one elimination again /u/.
>chaos and ara playing rock paper >>>scissors
>/webm/ refuses to kill /bane/
/u/ almost won last time though
/css/ was asking for it.
I don't think that's healthy
well what the fuck did you expect
That was like 2 rounds ago. Last week was first round elimination.
>/pone/ shocked by porn
Game not canon confirmed
>suicide is just looking for the lethal injection
>leftyweebpol found a book and spent the night reading it
I wonder what it could be
Shit, /cure/ is fucked
Does this mean kajiwara is dead or what? Some of the kill messages can be confusing.
Chaos shits in a tree?
When will /cure/ and /ebola/ have a show down already?
>/ebola/ made dessert
DON'T EAT IT /bane/
>/late/ spooks /turul/
>then tries to find him
Why does /1428/ keep injecting herself with shit
You merely adopted the infection.
We were born in it…molded by it!
What if this backfires and /cure/ learns /ebola/'s weakness by eating the dessert?
if marx was right /late/ will win
Also, anyone noticed how /imperium/ came because he knew someone else was going to be there?
Any bets on that person being /polk/?
>/bane/ questions his sanity
/ebola/ neurotoxin confirmed.
Everyone wants to rape /mon/
>imperium is already taking selfies
Where my thot patrol at?
>rockettits thinks cute is the one
P O T T E R Y
>implying the camp was russian
Last time /cute/ saved/rockettits/ from suicide, now he thinks she's the one. Coincidences?
>/alcoholism/ thinks /toku/ is a cheater
It's not his fault he's written to be such an overpowered piece of shit.
>/cute/ molests /bane/
And this gives you power over me?
Are /turul/ians famous for drinking?
>cute molests bane
I AM OKAY WITH THIS
fucking gooks and their selfies
lol at liberty
>AM I BEING DETAINED?
Also pone for thot patrol. A most unlikely candidate
we /hivemind/ yet?
Wait a moment, did ebola and cure die on the same day?
>Y-you're a cute girl!
>police confiscate /polk/'s weapons
>then takes /liberty/ into custody later
>ebola and cure both dead
Mutally Assured Destruction
Yep, ebola performed hara-kiri on herself and cure got gunned down by webm and polk
>bane keeps thinking he did nothing right
>he's still alive
Lingering effects of the ebola-fear toxin in the desert?
You're doing fine /late/, don'tcha worry mien owl nigga.
>bane's spirit broke before his body
Holy shit /suicide/, nice
It's happening again!
>late advises polk to not give into degeneracy
Has late always been this well-manered in the games?
The last time he was in, he died early.
/ita/'s kill count is getting high
I want ara to warp into my bed.
Holy fuck, /ita/'s tapping into that Roman heritage there.
S P Q R
ita is op pls nerf
Damn it. Toku, don't fail me now!
>/ita/ finds an explosive killing 1428 chaos and occult
>surprise party for alcoholism
I hope there was booze
/ara/ has roast beef, huh?
/ita/ is making Mussolini proud
how many tributes has t killed so far ?
>killed by suicide
<wonder if theres gonna be alcohol at the party?
/pone/ again, I can feel it slowly happening
>Chin man becomes chum
>toku kills /bmn/ and serves it to other tributes
>ara served with beef
>/polk/ performs science on jews.
Funny you say that.
Well, here's to ara or cyoa winning, I guess.
Really digging the friendship between late and polk here, tbqh fam.
nope its gonna be /late/
I swear last time it ended the same way
It's a love-hate relationship
You haven't heard of the power rangers actor who killed and old couple and tried to cut off his dick in prison.
Finally did it Toku. You finally killed her.
Have a drink then!
late : stop fapping my dude
polk : how do i make myself better
late : …..
We know /pone/ winning is going to piss off a lot of people, so they'll probably win
Diana has failed /u/s…
/cyoa/ was Golgom/Crisis/Shocker the whole time
I'm so sorry
/toku/ will save us.
How many boards do furries need anyway, geez.
Seems like it takes longer for the post to go through.
>/late/ rejected by /ara/
Do it Toku, kill pone for kicking you in the quad
its better than having your waifu abducted by lawyers
Someone finally helped suicide
Face it, goys, /pone/ is going to win again.
Alcoholism never dies, it only sleeps until needed
the best outcome is polk and pone both dying
>2 of /pone/s remaining enemies are now drunk
>she raised her lockpick skill
It's going to happen
>/pone/ in top 4
How do the furries keep doing this
It's over. It went better than expected.
just hope /late/ was right when he said he was given strength because of the late start
Fuck this gay shit. I'm out.
>Polk had to convert to Islam in order to win
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>THE FURRIES DIDN'T WIN
GOOD END ACHIEVED
I dont know about converting to islam though
>polk converts to islam & decapitates pone
Well, good job muslim polk
>/polk/ had to convert to Islam in order to win.
inb4 kumpfy has another MUH BOOOOOOKS breakdown.
Allahuah Ackbar! This is the first good case for Islam I've ever seen!
See ya on the other side, /late/.
I guess I should email CodeMonkey about posting being a bit-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
>/toku/ taken out by an angry Space Marine
I hate plot devices.
Congratulations, I guess. I hope /pone/ or some other board, like /toku/ or /ara/ manage to do even better next round. Still, that round was pretty good.
i would if ara rejected me
see you guys next week
REEEEEEEEEE FIX THE MEMORY LEAK AND POSTING ALREADY
Polk has done well this season. But damn.
>polk ingests the final red pill to win
Not a bad end, all in all.
Reminder that Iranians are also Aryans.
Congratulations, I guess. I hope /pone/ or some other board, like /toku/ or /ara/ manage to do even better next round. Still, this round was pretty good.
>My sugg the fucking first to die
They're Slavs so yes
Do we have any drawfags here today?
>2nd place with no kills other than his own
Chillest nigga, is /late/ actually /suicide/ wearing a fursuit?
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See you guys next week.
If this hurricane hasn't knocked out power or killed me by then.
Reminder that iranians are near extinct
There should be a board to encourage white-iranian mixing, like imperium, but less cucked.
>gets rejected by /ara/
>kills him self out of shame
late was truly /ourguy/
>tfw fell asleep and took a long nap
>tfw Yawn was late
>tfw still overslept him
>tfw no face
True story. I fucking hate hypnotists.
The eternal waifu
>Drinking Mountain Dew
It's actually probably the only soda I can tolerate other than tab, and I still think it's fucking disgusting.
>/liberty/ apprehended by police
I didn't mean to feel these feels tonight…
I missed the whole thing. Oh well, at least I got a banner out of it. Thanks man.
Well done /polk/!
>shitty /pol/ subreddit wins instead of an actually interesting small board
what a waste of time
Who who, but imkampfy is on suicide watch. I bet he will lead an opposition claiming that Jim hates /pol/ and wants to replace it, and that's why he's giving free ads to /polk/. Bless you anon who always put it into the list.
Fu fu fu~
>winner is a mirror image of the most popular board on the website
It's more of a supplement. /polk/ is about living a volkisch life and making an active effort to restore our people and culture to prominence. Organizing, homesteading, finding good books etc. Yes it is also a place for people who hate the way /pol/ is managed. So it's focus is different from /pol/ which is all about happenings, investigation, red pill distribution and laughing at the lefties.
>ITS JUST A CLONE OF MY BOARD
>I AM THE ONLY GOD
Deal with it demiurge
>Still trying to promote your controlled opposition board
Just let it go, man. Just let it go.
I don't care if you cook nigger cocks and eat them on camera, small boards with interesting topics deserve the advertisement much more than a board that's the same topic as the most popular board there is.
Come on, now.
Every good dictator should know that his kingdom will fall.
You've never actually been there have you? It's got a completely different atmosphere from /pol/ and covers lots of things that /pol/ mods have a shitfit about like debates and books.
>not realizing that /pol/ has been controlled opposition ever since the original BO was removed
>Suicide took down his rival on the killstreak
SMH had to be taken down by the gods to finally be put down, wtf.
>Polk had to convert to islam to take down /pone/
Was it worth it tho, what was lost and what was won