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File: 367a7a05390c1c0⋯.jpg (54.09 KB, 680x400, 17:10, 4chan-ad-hot-waifus.jpg)

 No.60602

>>>/4chon/218944

>>>/4chon/217578

CodeMonkey please fix these things. 8chan is near perfection and I want to come back. Mewch won't add the things I want and the things that 8chan needs are very simple to add and will make big difference.

1. Thumbnails that match the format of the file uploaded. You upload a PNG it doesn't get converted to a jpg. Transparency in the background is retained in the thumbnail image.

2. Remove the restrictions on flag dimensions. Let flags be any dimensions as long as they are under a certain filesize. AKA Maximum size allowed: 200.00 KB which is what it is on 8chan.

3. Remove the restrictions on banner dimensions. Just set it to Maximum size allowed: 1.95 MB just like on Mewch.

4. Clean up the CSS for 8chan. Right now the reply box in particular is very retarded on 8chan. Inputs and the reply button on 8chan are all undefined so the OS just fills it in with its defaults.

5. Increase file-size limits to at least Max file size: 25.00 MB which is what it is on Mewch. This is sufficient to record and upload fairly long audio, upload youtube videos if they are about 4 or 5 minutes long and you download them in webm format at smallest resolution, etc. Not to mention also big enough for a lot of PDFs that currently you can't upload on 8chan.

6. Add the ability for a board owner to delete their board. 8chan has a tremendous amount of dead boards and test boards and there are always complaints on /sudo/ from board owners that wanted to delete their own board and couldn't. On Mewch you can delete a board you've made.

7. Allow posting files through Tor. I can browse Mewch on Tor without any problems. Don't say "but tor posters would upload CP" because CP gets uploaded anyways by people who are using VPN or who come from shithole country where the laws aren't enforced. If people upload CP through Tor than mods can just delete their posts or if it's really out of hand they can apply a ban even though that will of course cause everyone using Tor to be unable to post on that board until that ban expires.

8. Ability to upload vorbis (.ogg) files and other music files (.mp3) which Mewch has.

If 8chan implements all this I have no reason to stay on Mewch anymore. These things I've just listed are literally the only reason I'm there, they are great and comfy things.

 No.60605

>>60602

Also reply quickly to my claims for various boards so I can take them over and make them great again.


 No.60635

File: 7937d6d9fd3f69f⋯.jpg (105.76 KB, 573x430, 573:430, FringeFaggot2.jpg)


 No.60662

What the fuck is wrong with you retards, coming here making requests like you own this whole fucking shit?

Fuck off back to where you belong, stupid nigger.


 No.60688

As an official representative of the 4chon community, I would like to publicly state that Smiley has absolutely no clout and any demands he makes are in no way connected to us, our moderation, or our desire to maintain a healthy relationship with this site. Jim, pls, send your pigs to Ontario, don't hurt us, this abomination isn't our fault.


 No.60708

File: 0b5e64eb13dc483⋯.png (24.14 KB, 609x467, 609:467, smiley BTFO yet again by L….PNG)

File: 7a9bc26a9e10a85⋯.jpg (66.75 KB, 573x430, 573:430, smiley btfo.jpg)

File: 4222d5e1116542f⋯.jpg (110.05 KB, 930x620, 3:2, smiley candles.jpg)

>>60605

>>60602

Kenneth Schueler

211 Corrie Crescent

Waterloo, Ontario

Father: Jack Schueler

Mother: Eva Schueler

Sister: Emily Schueler (single and available for fucking)

Go back to mewch you fucking kike.


 No.60726

OP here. I just want to say that beside the post you're right now every single reply in this thread is not me. Especially this faggot: >>60605


 No.60731

>>60688

>this abomination isn't our fault.

It most certainly is your fault. You all made him exactly what he is.


 No.60739

File: e6d546d84bf5d28⋯.gif (195.72 KB, 200x150, 4:3, NJzgL_s-200x150.gif)

>Smileberg demanding special treatment again.

>Smileberg demanding attention again.


 No.60743

>>60739

>crazed goon obsessed over boogieman again

>crazed goon doing nothing but making hundreds of posts every day about his obsession regardless of whether or not he's actually present (but in the goon's mind, he's omnipresent all the time)


 No.60915

File: 591eddd4b63c24c⋯.png (442.39 KB, 500x667, 500:667, tumblr_nbt0fonPU91s0ync0o1….png)

>>60739

>>60708

>>60688

>>60635

Fuck off KIKES

Leave grand wizard ALONE

*slap slap slap slap*


 No.60927


 No.60928

>>60739

He's not demanding anywhere in this thread special treatment. He's not talking about moderation policies or making any demands that he won't be subject to something or that something will be done that won't be universally applied. These are just site improvement suggestions that benefit absolutely everyone.


 No.60938

>>60928

t. smilesperg


 No.60944

codemonkey fix this

Trying to get property of non-object /8chan/howitzer-base/http/post.php:1095


 No.60952

>>60928

Read again.

>give BOs ability to delete board

>give me boards

Absolute smiley move.


 No.60959

>>60944

I haven't seen that error in a while, when does it pop up?


 No.61304

>>60602

bumpidy bump


 No.61305

>>60952

kys runit


 No.61342

>>60952

>>give BOs ability to delete board

BOs can delete every single thread on their board and then fuck it up with CSS, wiping the whole board, and yet that is acceptable. That's what you guys have done to many of Smiley's boards after stealing them from him.

Deleting the board means they can at least reset the post count and make the board be up for claim by anyone again who wants to remake it. When board owners can't delete their own boards, then just because that board was already created before and lays abandoned for perhaps years, if someone ever does want that url they will have to go through the whole claims process to get it.

Letting BOs delete their own boards will take some of the work out this and help keep things cleaner.

>give me boards

Where in this thread are any demands being made to have certain boards be given?

You're crazy.


 No.61371

>>61342

>BOs can delete every single thread on their board and then fuck it up with CSS, wiping the whole board, and yet that is acceptable.

It's not acceptable, it's against the rules and the BO gets removed for it, leaving the board to be claimed. Your idea is shit and pointless and would only make abuse worse.


 No.61426

>>61371

>It's not acceptable, it's against the rules and the BO gets removed for it, leaving the board to be claimed. Your idea is shit and pointless and would only make abuse worse.

So? They do it anyways all the fucking time and taking the board away from them isn't a punishment as they only wanted to destroy the board anyways. My idea is not shit and pointless and would let people delete their test boards instead of leaving them abandoned with like 5 test posts on them.


 No.61523

>>60928

He's being a kike demanding changes to the site because people hurt his feels.

Kenneth Schueler

211 Corrie Crescent

Waterloo, Ontario

Father: Jack Schueler

Mother: Eva Schueler

Sister: Emily Schueler (single and available for fucking)

Go back to mewch you fucking kike.

>>61426

No they don't, faggot. One or two did it to YOUR boards that YOU didn't fucking log into regularly enough and because of your WHINING now NOBODY can fucking claim boards in a timely manner because claims guy has to make sure it's not a smiley board that would make YOU have a mental breakdown even though YOU are too LAZY to log into your boards.


 No.61646

>>60602

All these things look important and we should add them. Supported


 No.61736

File: db5b55109416870⋯.jpg (120.66 KB, 769x938, 769:938, tumblr_nd6nle6Gm71rti868o5….jpg)

>>61523

NEETurKphillipermavirginchode the impotent eye-crippled turkish bastard is a sad person who's own life is a total mess, so he takes out his frustration with cyberbullying ☻ and larping as a homosexualist deviant bear fetishism supporter. He has become the lolcows he bullied online.


 No.61872

>>61736

>words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words

KENNETH SCHUELER

211 CORRIE CRESCENT

WATERLOO ONTARIO

FATHER: JACK SCHUELER

MOTHER: EVA SCHUELER

SISTER: EMILY SCHUELER (rumored to be dating an arabian man)


 No.61894

Request denied.


 No.61925

File: 3cf98fa117c5acd⋯.jpg (51.76 KB, 331x402, 331:402, annahurt-faggot.jpg)

>>61872

> (rumored to be dating an arabian man)

LOL ur talking bout ur own sister dere


 No.61975

>>61925

>KENNETH SCHUELER

>211 CORRIE CRESCENT

>WATERLOO ONTARIO

>FATHER: JACK SCHUELER

>MOTHER: EVA SCHUELER

>SISTER: EMILY SCHUELER (rumored to be dating an arabian man)


 No.62141

>>60602

All these proposals seem to have emanated from a superior intellect. We should be thankful to this superior intellect for gracing us with his presence and his excellency's suggestions must be implemented without delay


 No.62143

>>61975

Also All downboats will be negated


 No.62260

>>60662

Fuck off /intl/. This is the board to suggest improvements. If we don't do it here where are we supposed to do it?


 No.62276

>>62143

>>KENNETH SCHUELER

>>211 CORRIE CRESCENT

>>WATERLOO ONTARIO

>>FATHER: JACK SCHUELER

>>MOTHER: EVA SCHUELER

>>SISTER: EMILY SCHUELER (rumored to be dating an arabian man)


 No.62284

>>62276

sage negated


 No.62337

can we just stop being autistic for a sec and realize whether or not a particular lolcow suggested these they are good ideas for the most part

uploading mp3 and proper tor browsing would be nice


 No.62346

>>62337

the rules


 No.62404

>>62337

It's a stupid idea being DEMANDED by someone that took down the site in an autistic rage that will only open the site up to more DMCA attacks.

Kenneth Schueler 211 Corrie Crescent Waterloo Ontario

Father: Jack Schueler

Mother: Eva Schueler

Sister: Emily Schueler

FringeMagick @ gmail.com


 No.62437

>>62404

the rules


 No.62531

>>62337

mp3s are garbage but yes some form of audio file uploads would be great


 No.62537

FLAC would be great.

and txt

One cool thing about Infinity Next was the audio player and spinning record


 No.62553

>>62537

>It's a stupid idea being DEMANDED by someone that took down the site in an autistic rage that will only open the site up to more DMCA attacks.

>Kenneth Schueler 211 Corrie Crescent Waterloo Ontario

>Father: Jack Schueler

>Mother: Eva Schueler

>Sister: Emily Schueler

>FringeMagick @ gmail.com


 No.62592

>>62553

sage negated


 No.62621

>>62553

Do you have a Dakimakura of Smiley?


 No.62625

>>62621

He's had so much sex with it it stands up on its own now, he literally cannot stop thinking about Smiley and his perfect jaw, the thirty images he totally keeps around and posts all over /sudo/ for dank shitposting purposes, the knowledge of his home address that he swears up and down Smiley cares about, how Smiley is just out for attention but he won't stop paying attention to Smiley


 No.62630

>>62592

>>62621

>>62625

Kenneth Schueler 211 Corrie Crescent Waterloo Ontario

Father: Jack Schueler

Mother: Eva Schueler

Sister: Emily Schueler

FringeMagick @ gmail.com

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCopIzuFBqn8QiExNZ-1_ZQw


 No.62650

>>62630

Who are you planning to impress by posting the thing that everyone on /sudo/ has already seen fifty times


 No.62688


 No.63383

>>60602

>Just set it to Maximum size allowed: 1.95 MB

This will just swallow bandwidth without really improving anything all that much


 No.63514

A huge banner could easily double or triple the time it takes to load a page.


 No.63518

File: 375ea9e09c7cf69⋯.png (298.62 KB, 1366x2443, 1366:2443, lol popular.png)

You can stay on your dead site, smiley. Nobody will care.


 No.64020

>>63518

kek what a bunch of losers. I guess dead sites can offer all sorts of goodies that active sites can't


 No.64083

>>64020

>tfw 8chan is only active when you compare it to a site that literally no one uses


 No.64586

>>64083

And you want 8chan to be more like that site that nobody uses. Go figure


 No.66259

>>61342

>hat's what you guys have done to many of Smiley's boards after stealing them from him

Delusional


 No.66308

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

test


 No.67148

>>60602

>Thumbnails that match the format of the file uploaded.

What a fucking dumb and autistic idea


 No.67188

>>67148

How so? PNG thumbnails are often smaller than jpg thumbnails. Usually the file uploaded will be in the correct format. Converting PNG images into JPG thumbnails reduces the quality of the thumbnail by removing the transparent background and adding in fuzz but also makes the filesize bigger.

You're dumb and autistic, not the anon making the suggestion.


 No.67191


 No.68264

>>67188

Who gives a fuck about thumbnails? No one


 No.68978

>>60602

>Remove the restrictions on banner dimensions

Just go jump of a cliff dumbass


 No.69615

>>60602

>Add the ability for a board owner to delete their board.

Nigga you just went full retard


 No.69735

>>60602

>1. Thumbnails that match the format of the file uploaded. You upload a PNG it doesn't get converted to a jpg. Transparency in the background is retained in the thumbnail image.

Wouldn't it be even better to add preview?

Then generate JPG and PNG thumbnails, show them and let the poster choose which to drop (with default set to the smaller)?


 No.70307

>>61426

Why should the owner be allowed to delete a board? If he doesn't want to manage a board anymore he can just abandon it. Its not his problem anymore. This doesn't make any sense at all


 No.70869

>>60602

>Let flags be any dimensions

Are you fucking retarded? What if someone sets the flag to an image with dimensions 2 X 2000


 No.71865

>>60602

>Allow posting files through Tor

Fuck off pedonigger


 No.71873

Daily reminder this is a smiley thread and was created by a mental defective.


 No.72924

>>60662

Code monkey and Sunshine fag were taken-over by clowns in America agents. They have not even posted on their twitter accounts since last year. Everyone is being duped.


 No.72926

I bet none of the requests on this thread were attended to, nor will they, because of the above mentioned facts.


 No.73866

>>72926

This is because it is a smiley thread and deserves to be ignored


 No.73934


 No.74436

>>60635

>that hook nose

>smiley still claims he is not a jew


 No.75079

>>60602

>Increase file-size limits to at least Max file size: 25.00 MB

Request denied you greedy faggot


 No.75976

>>74436

He isn't a jew you kike


 No.76711

>>75976

>damage controlling this hard




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