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UltimateBadass 11/15/14 (Sat) 00:52:09 5c75cb No.957

[11:16]Lucasits back down at the table with Aiesu, and watches Lalah. "So, uh, Aiesu,"
[11:16]`Osaka>Soon, Lalah's sat with Ayu/Arlyle on a stool, shampooing and conditioning her fur with one hand, a shower-head in the other, washing her. Ayu doesn't seem particularly fond of the water for fairly obvious reasons.
[11:16]`Osaka>Before long, her hair is trimmed and she's sat in a bath full of navy blue dye, to match the hair-colour she usually used as a construct
[11:16]`Osaka<Aiesu> "Mmm?"
[11:17]Luca"Why is everything in Lazarus so needlessly complex and layered," he asked, looking at the /possibly/ real version of Seiren, then back to Ayu/Arlyle. "Though, real you needed a haircut too, heh,"
[11:20]`Osaka>Ayu isn't even in the room, off somewhere private with Lalah.
[11:20]Lucathen leaned in, "Thank god we didn't let that Machinist guy do your hair.
[11:20]`Osaka<Aiesu> "…Well, we're not a small organisatio– Aha… Yeah…"
[11:21]`Osaka<Aiesu> "On Seiren's word, I've actually started growing it out. The real me has it down to my backside now."
[11:21]`Osaka<Aiesu> "Don't tell him that though. I'd never live it down."
[11:21]Lucasighed. "Which Seiren?"
[11:22]DocTomoeBlarg(Miles: "I think she is growing it out so I'll feel bad if I have to open her head up again.")
[11:22]`Osaka<Aiesu> "Mine. I keep a construct for company."
[11:23]`Osaka<Aiesu> "Seems the Librarian has too much dignity for constructs, insisting on real people. Or she values herself less than others."
[11:23]`Osaka<Aiesu> "An affliction I don't share."
[11:23]Luca"That's the other thing. Don't any of you ever hire therapists?" he groans. "I feel like, despite my inability to feel fear, I'm the sanest one here."
[11:24]DocTomoeBlarg(Miles: "Does getting into her head, litterally, count?")
[11:24]Luca(not exactly.)
[11:24]`Osaka>Soon, the librarian comes downstairs, wrapped in a towel: The huge walking carpet now sleeker, fur giving impression of tight muscle beneath, wide powerful shoulders… And a surprisingly emotive face that couldn't make contact with Luca. Her body for all its size, blue and white fur, was surprisingly womanly, the distinction between her thick mane of hair and fur quite clear, even if their colouration was so similar.
[11:25]Eistheid(Want.)
[11:25]`Osaka<Lalah> "I couldn't find any clothes to fit her into but she's much tidier now. I even brushed her teeth. For someone with such messy fur, she didn't have any ticks or fleas. I'm kind of surprised."
[11:26]`Osaka<Aiesu> "Oh? And you'd know all about animals, would you?"
[11:26]`Osaka<Lalah> "My father breeds ey'tis for a living."
[11:26]`Osaka<Aiesu> "O-Oh."
[11:26]DocTomoeBlarg(For eating)
[11:27]`Osaka>Cue Lalah playing with Ayu's ear, Ayu trying to put space between them, a bit embarrassed but not disliking it.
[11:27]`Osaka(Nope. They make good pets and herd other animals well. Very easy to train if they're pedigree. Aiesu's what Lalah would consider to be a mutt.)
[11:27]`Osaka<Lalah> "You're so shy…"
[11:28]MobileMog(I imagine the Ghere ranching grounds are several family ranches at once, hence why Merril'd know Lalah)
[11:28]`Osaka<Ayu> "Wh… We…Well… Uh.."
[11:28]`Osaka<Aiesu> "Your voice isn't quite so deep either. Were you trying to be a fierce guarddog?"
[11:28]`Osaka<Ayu> "U-…Uh… …"
[11:28]`Osaka<Lalah>"No you don't. You're staying right here."
[11:28]`Osaka<Ayu> "B-…B..But.."
[11:29]`Osaka<Lalah> "Sssshhh. It'll be fine. You must have noticed by now him, there? He's been starring at your hips."
[11:29]`Osaka<Ayu> "Haaa. The Nepleslian?"
[11:29]`Osaka<Lalah> "That's right."
[11:29]Lucasighs at Aiesu. "Were you going to talk to them or insult them?" he asked, taking his name sake of Point Man very seriously to get to the point of things. "There's things to discuss…" he said as his gaze looked up and down Ayu/Arlyle.

UltimateBadass 11/15/14 (Sat) 00:52:24 5c75cb No.958

[11:30]`Osaka<Aiesu> "Alright, what did you want to ask her? I told you I didn't know, but she's the information officer. If anything's worth knowing, she knows about it."
[11:30]`Osaka<Aiesu> "Why did you pick such a long grandious name though?"
[11:31]`Osaka<Ayu> "…W..Well…"
[11:31]`Osaka<Aiesu> "Heheh. And you're the one usually picking on me?"
[11:31]MobileMog<Seiren> "It's only four syllables in Neplesian. . ."
[11:32]Luca"Aren't we going to talk about the elephant in the room, namely that whole Sourcian thing?" he wondered. "Arlyle, do you have anything on proto-Lazarus Sourcian Contact?"
[11:32]`Osaka<Aiesu> "Arlyle airlie ablemare? I count eight."
[11:33]`Osaka>Ayu seemed oddly receptive to having that name used, rather than the simpler one. "Ah… w-Well… The first contact was with Yamatai b..but they let it drift through thinking it was a comet, before… things were as they are now. Lor, being so nosey, couldn't let it pass so they tried to land on it, then they impacted it into the blood moon to study it without putting Lor itself at risk."
[11:35]`Osaka>she soon reached for a set of glasses which curiously fit her unusual face, sifting through an assortment of dusty datapads… Thumbing some switch on the wall, something in the basement powered up, clicking and giving a harsh beep… Within a few moments, she was thumbing through documents on the server.
[11:35]`Osaka<Ayu> "This was about fifty years before Yamatai/Lorath contact."
[11:36]`Osaka<Ayu> "I think… If I can find it.." she clicked her tongue. "Ah. This was actually one of the first events that made Lor return to its moon after not visiting for about thirty five years or so, to study what they found."
[11:37]`Osaka<Ayu> "Interesting… A lot of what an outsider – I-I'm paraphrasing… Would consider derived from Sourcian technology is largely extrapolated based on dead ruins. It isn't farmed but lots of it is built from scratch … Inspired by what was found, not copied."
[11:38]Lucastands up and sits closer to Ayu to examine what she's reading. "Hmm. So the aesthetic of Sourcian technology and living was taken by the newly spacefaring Lorath."
[11:39]`Osaka<Ayu> "E-Effectively" She replied, inching away. She smelled of something sweet and fragrant: Lalah's handiwork, clearly.
[11:40]Luca"What does this mean if Sourcians manage to get to the heart of Lorath Technology, blueprints, manufacturing and such? They'd effectively flip Lor on its head."
[11:40]`Osaka<Ayu> "T..They'd a-actually b-been tr…tr…tr…" <Lalah> "Deep breaths…" <Ayu> "Trying to do this sort of thing for decades now… The dead remains let them solve a few problems they were facing, but most of the ground work is Lorath."
[11:41]`Osaka<Ayu> "W-Well, quite concievably, yes. Modern structol has far more in common with the Maras – the second drifted object detected which I'd imagine came looking for the beacon Lor broadcast from the records they found in the crashsite."
[11:42]`Osaka<Ayu> "To that end, its believed that long before Lor met Yamatai, they had limited contact with Nepleslia in limited trading."
[11:42]`Osaka<Ayu> "Though it was Lor's space-faring efforts that found Nepleslia first, not the other way around as most assume. Funny that."
[11:43]`Osaka<Ayu> "They just assumed all aliens would be little green slime and thought Lor was another colony of girsherin so they treated them like friends. A few objects were traded. The records holding Rebeka apparently being one of them, it would appear."
[11:43]Lucalooked around for some refreshment, and couldn't find one, instead pulling a sweet out of his top pocket and putting it in his mouth. "Why didn't you settle on Nepleslia before the NSS Destiny did?"
[11:44]`Osaka<Ayu> "…." she grit her teeth for a moment, contemplating her words. "I lacked the autonomy. I'm not as old as Aiesu here."
[11:44]`Osaka<Aiesu> "Very funny."

UltimateBadass 11/15/14 (Sat) 00:52:59 5c75cb No.959

[11:45]Luca"So, with the destruction of Nyli II, this makes Lor a time bomb."
[11:45]Luca"The whole freaking planet could turn into a Sourcian if we're not careful."
[11:46]`Osaka<Ayu> "Not really. Nyli II wasn't ever destroyed. It just… Changed. But yes, not nessesarily a Sourcian as a sourcian tool or device. You're making quite a common error here."
[11:46]`Osaka<Ayu> "Sourcians break down neatly into three castes: Maesus, the marbly parts that do the thinking, sourcia, the living organic gunk that plays body and structol, from which they form a lot of their hardware and electronic or photonic systems."
[11:47]`Osaka<Ayu> "Only when you get all three working together do you have what I'd honestly describe as a real Sourcian."
[11:47]`Osaka<Ayu> "Nyli II has no maesus, so it has no executive intelligence. It isn't going anywhere or doing anything."
[11:47]Lucalooks up at Ayu. "Its not my job to know exactly what I'm getting into, that's Aiesu's job. I just need to know what to do in case things go wrong."
[11:47]`Osaka<Aiesu> "…You know a lot, don't you?"
[11:47]`Osaka<Ayu> "When Lor was abandoned, the libraries were looted. Digital copies were taken but the originals were left behind."
[11:48]`Osaka<Aiesu> "And… You have them here??"
[11:48]`Osaka<Ayu> "That's right."
[11:48]`Osaka<Aiesu> "They're … They're priceless! How can you!?"
[11:48]`Osaka<Ayu> "And they're in good hands."
[11:48]Luca"She's taking pretty good care of them I reckon," Luca spoke for Ayu.
[11:49]`Osaka<Ayu> "I took digital readings using a centrifuge, then put them in hemetic storage inside a mass compression stasis in the basement."
[11:49]Luca(Time to make a new thread in /sug/ just for text logs)
[11:49]`Osaka<Ayu> "The house is old wood and titanium so… It'll survive the strain of a more libraries."
[11:49]`Osaka<Aiesu> "How many do you … Have?"
[11:49]`Osaka<Ayu> "Libraries?"
[11:49]`Osaka<Aiesu> "Yes."
[11:49]`Osaka<Ayu> "Five thousand."
[11:50]`Osaka<Aiesu> "And you're the sole curator?"
[11:50]`Osaka<Ayu> "Most of its automated. But I designed the automation."
[11:51]`Osaka(Arlyle's very … "Victorian" now that I think about it.)

There's more from before, but its on my phone, safe and sound.

A Big(ger) Fucking Gun UltimateBadass 11/15/14 (Sat) 13:56:39 5c75cb No.961

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[00:11]Luca<Luca> "What's this supposed to be?"
[00:12]`Osaka<Aiesu> "This? Its the Consortium's answer for if Rebeka goes rogue."
[00:12]Luca<Luca> "Have you seen what she's done to some of my enemies?"
[00:12]`Osaka>She hefts the weapon: Its very bulky and quite heavy, she's visibly struggling with it, the thing making heavy clang against the metal table.
[00:13]Luca<Luca> "They aren't even going to fit in a thimble."
[00:13]`Osaka<Aiesu> "This… Is a very nasty bit of kit."
[00:13]=-=`Osaka is now known as `Aiesu
[00:14]`Aiesu"We designed it about five years ago, during the NMX incursion as a defence weapon aboard our ships."
[00:14]`Aiesu"So if we were ever boarded…" she put a finger in her mouth, pulling it through to make a "pop" sound.
[00:14]Luca"Pop? Against a Mishhu?" Luca asked. "Yeah, their carapaces are a bitch to cut through. Had to use HE or nothing."
[00:14]Luca(This sort of a weapon constitutes a Special Weapon in a Phoenix game)
[00:15]`Aiesu"They pop, like zits. The carapace actually helps."
[00:16]`Aiesu"It started life as a way to render our own gear inert. If you miss a target and score a wideband shot over decking, you will cook every electrical system and boil every wire you pass."
[00:16]Lucagrabbed the weapon and held it easier than Aiesu did, pulling the stock out, inspecting the 'action' of the weapon and releasing the battery magazine to inspect it.
[00:16]`Aiesu"Coincidently… We found out quite accidently that if you aim this at a person – or for example, a mishhu, the microwave resonance … Please don't touch that" she tried to take the weapon back.
[00:17]`Aiesu"As I was saying."
[00:17]`Aiesu"The microwave resonance causes metalloid elements to heat up, oxygen and water to expand."
[00:17]Lucabegrudgingly passes the tool back to Aiesu, just to watch her flail with how big it is.
[00:18]`Aiesu"Oof! W-While this would normally take something like a few minutes, we use what's called a resonance collapse. You remember I explained atoms to you?"
[00:18]`Aiesu"With the nucleus and the electron?"
[00:18]Lucathinks for a moment and shakes his head. "Not ringing any bells but it sounds like it hurts."
[00:19]`Aiesu"Electrons are the bits of atoms that hold hands to make molecules and inevitably, make up you, right? When you touch something, you feel the electrons pushingback and never actually come into physical contact."
[00:19]`Aiesu"Well…" She tried not to smile, particularly proud of her work. "The induction waves makes electrons in whatever you shoot HATE eachtother"
[00:19]`Aiesu"So they all want to push apart from one another."
[00:19]`Aiesu"Instead of holding together."
[00:20]Lucaseems to light up at that simile. "Well, that works better than making a Mishhu loathe themselves and mentally ripping themselves apart!"
[00:20]`Aiesu"We've made steel I-Beams droop and split like cooking spaghetti with this… Blown off people's arms into non-salvagable non-fleshy goey chunks of water and organic compounds… It works best against objects with complex chemical processes that rely heavily on electrons: ie living things."
[00:21]`Aiesu"Against a living target… Say for example, you, with your density…? If I hit you in the arm, your bone is going to exert a pushing force of about 150 pounds per square inch and that induction wave is going to bounce into the flesh. Your bones would crumple, then your arm would explode in a shower of nasty."
[00:21]Luca"Well. I tend to fight against lots of living things, so this seems right up my alley," he nodded as he tried to take the weapon again. "Say - how does it do against robots, powered armour, that sort of thing?"
[00:22]`Aiesu"Against a carapace… The induction wave gets carried INTO core organs of a mishhu, not just the bone. Hence why its so effect– Hm? Well.. If you can make the microwave resonance ride your enemy's shields, you can cook their projectors with about ten seconds of sustained fire. They'd be junked."
[00:22]=-=Eistheid is now known as Tamamo
[00:22]`Aiesu"As for the rest of it… If someone's covered in metal, it inducts the wave around them. It might get hot and burn them but its much nicer than a direct hit."
[00:22]Luca"Oh, so its a beam, not pulses, gotcha," he nodded.
[00:23]`Aiesu"Mm."
[00:23]`Aiesu"You don't actually see the shot either, so much as hear it."
[00:23]Lucaseems to blink at it. "Never good with beam weapons, once sawed my own foot off with a stray beam."
[00:23]`Aiesu"The only reason we have a light on the end is for targetting. It doubles as someone knowing not to get hit by it."
[00:23]`Aiesu"Not nice."
[00:23]Luca"I had to use a cane, so I felt regal, but I couldn't walk straight until they regenerated."
[00:24]`Aiesu"But yeah, you could really fuck up those Yamataian power-armour. Their fleshcore parts would be wrecked by this."

A Big(ger) Fucking Gun Pt. 2 UltimateBadass 11/15/14 (Sat) 13:57:41 5c75cb No.962

[00:24]`Aiesu"Shame that we actually intended to sell this to Yamatai before Yui declared her embargo against us."
[00:24]`Aiesu"We wanted to play ball and …" she tried not to laugh, trying fake patriotism. "Do our part."
[00:24]Luca"Yui's a bit of a dick like that," he nodded.
[00:25]`Aiesu"If you use this on a dead body, its a nice wayto remove any DNA evidence or identifiable bone parts."
[00:25]Luca(This sounds a bit like the Laserkraftwerk at full charge from Wolfenstein TNO)
[00:25]Luca(At full charge it makes people evaporate)
[00:25]`Aiesu"Luckily for me, I'm an optical computer. My brain in this case, anyway, being a construct. Structolloid material. You won't do squat against me, otherthan make my flesh fly off – and I'm just a skeleton wearing the skin for appearances sake."
[00:25]`Aiesu"Even so, I'd appreciate it if I wasn't hit with any stray shots."
[00:26]Luca"Got a firing range?"
[00:26]`Aiesu"You'd melt through the decking if you left it running. I don't advise it."
[00:26]Tamamohttp://40.media.tumblr.com/c622a0af57d003dd906e6bf6e7ec54e8/tumblr_nd43ggk9BE1r7uexdo1_1280.png
[00:26]Luca"So… outdoors then?"
[00:27]`Aiesu"Pretty much. We are mounting a farsight to this particular specimin. It can recognise your ally's communications and IFF and knows not to shoot them. You could aim the weapon at them and a xeno and it will vector the shot ONLY for the xeno. Your friend will be covered in goo but they won't be harmed."
[00:27]`Aiesu((LOL)
[00:28]`Aiesu(Oh Tamamo ~)
[00:28]Luca"Wait the laser curves?"
[00:28]`Aiesu"It isn't a laser. Its a microwave."
[00:28]Tamamo(The poor thing, ends up in all sorts of places)
[00:28]Luca>They proceed to the firing range and set up some targets.
[00:28]`Aiesu"And no: Think of it being like pixels on a tiny display. Anywhere your friend is, it will not shoot through those pixels."
[00:29]Luca"Huh."
[00:29]`Aiesu"So you can sweep the gun and hit hostiles with the trigger down but not harm your friends."
[00:29]Luca(The LKW worked similarly, having a beam spaser that fired at enemies only)
[00:29]`Aiesu"The range is also quite clever. You can shoot through a person and hit who's behind them without harming them."
[00:29]Luca( http://wolfenstein.wikia.com/wiki/LaserKraftWerk )
[00:29]`Aiesu"Its all about where the resonance returns. Like shining lasers at a single point. The individual lights can pass through glass easily but the point at which they all meet is hellish."
[00:30]`Aiesu"Ideal weapon for a drone, I'd think."
[00:30]`Aiesu"Ready to try it?"
[00:30]Lucanods.
[00:31]Lucanotes that the stock adjusts when he puts it to eye level, and moulds to his preferred shooting stance.
[00:31]Luca"Ergonomic. I like it."
[00:32]`Aiesu loads up the battery into the underside, rotates the barrel 180 degrees to reveal the pyramid like head which sit in squared rows, resembling a military hammer, an optical sensor in the middle in a cut out circle. She lifts back the housing, flipping a few switches before pulling it back down, then lifts a yellow safety switch, pulling the black knob beneath, then putting the yellow cover back down… The gun makes a slow buzzing
[00:33]`Aiesu"Alright… It might shake in your hand a bit or swing a bit. That's the inducer kicking in. When it spools up enough to take a shot, it'll stop shaking and level out. Takes about thirty seconds to warm up, then you're good for a few minutes of solid fire."
[00:33]`Aiesu"Also, whatever you do, don't drop it."
[00:33]`Aiesu"Unless you want about thirty thousand volts going through your feet."
[00:34]Luca"My boots are grounded," he noted.
[00:34]`Aiesu"That won't matter. Alright, its ready. Take the shot" she said, putting on some eyeware.
[00:35]Lucapeers through the box/holographic sight mounted on top of the weapon and notes how it paints targets with a series of red pixels, and numbers on the display show how many. He pans his aim and watches the target number increase and reduce experimentally before setting on a cluster of three targets about two hundred yards away.
[00:36]`Aiesu"Hold the trigger, then sweep until the red dot sits in the middle of your sight. Don't worry if it looks a few inches off, its calculating the shot based on other resonances. We're onboard a ship so expect a few."

A Big(ger) Fucking Gun Pt 3 UltimateBadass 11/15/14 (Sat) 13:58:41 5c75cb No.963

[00:38]Luca"The handgrip is adjusting itself too," he noted, kind of off-put by how autonomous the weapon was. "Hell, if this thing went public and the Yamataian gun otaku picked it up there'd be musume of it in no time," he chuckled as he gently pressed the trigger down to start locking targets, a digital chirp telling him when a target was acquired.
[00:39]Lucathen leans in, braces and pulls the trigger. He doesn't close his eyes.
[00:40]`Aiesu>The gun began to buzz and whirr, a bios-like long beep sounding. Other than that, there was no obvious beam or sound, the target on the far side of the range bubbling and frothing before exploding in a splash of clear slime, smearing the ceiling and floor. After the target had exploded, the whirring became quiet and a second beep sounded, as if the weapon knew it had accomplished its goal and stopped shooting automatically, waiting for a new target.
[00:40]`Aiesu"Goey."
[00:40]`Aiesu"Was that ballistics gel?" she said, lifting her eye protection for a moment.
[00:41]Tamamo(Pop.)
[00:41]Luca"Yeah, ballistics gel. Allison made it. Why?"
[00:42]`Aiesu"Try the metal next to it."
[00:42]`Aiesu"That's a barrel of water."
[00:42]`Aiesu"This should be interesting."
[00:42]Lucatakes aim, presses the trigger down gently to acquire the barrel target in his sights, then pulls the trigger again.
[00:43]Luca"The lack of sound feels a bit … off, I guess," he commented, "But the feedback on targets is astonishing…"
[00:44]`AiesuThe same beep sounds again: sparks dancing over the surface of the barrel: light carving stretchmarks in the rust as it began to heat, glowing moltern orange within a few seconds before it began to shake, falling onto its side: bubbling and then exploding in hot water vapour. Once again, the weapon stopped automatically, sounding the same beep, >READY appearing below the reticle.
[00:44]`Aiesu"Well, microwaves are silent. The beep is feedback enough and we can switch that and the front light off if you don't want to be seen or heard. Its basically a silent weapon."
[00:44]Luca"If it weren't for what happens to targets, it wouldn't be popular with the Nepleslians."
[00:45]`Aiesu"Makes sense. Shooting this thing at a petrol tank is a real hoot."
[00:45]Lucagrins and looks at one put at a distance away, still two hundred yards.
[00:45]Luca"Does good for distance doesn't it?"
[00:47]`Aiesu"Its good for a few thousand kilometers in a vacuum. Aboard ship or in atmosphere, its bogged down by your engines or the magnetic poles of the planet. Its a good weapon. One of my favourite things is getting about six and designating the same target. They're all smart enough to…" Aiesu covered her ears. The tank bubbled, fizzing and began burning: lots of small explosions in the oil like hand-grenades shaking the deck like giant fire-crackers, sending shrapnel everywhere. For long as he held the trigger, the weapon kept shooting in this case until the scent of gasoline vapour filled the air and smoke the ceiling.

A Big(ger) Fucking Gun Pt. 4 UltimateBadass 11/15/14 (Sat) 13:59:08 5c75cb No.964

[00:47]`Aiesu"… … Wow. As I was saying…" she tried to continue, her lips moving but the only sound Luca could make out a high pitched ringing.
[00:48]Luca"Speak up!" Luca requested.
[00:48]Lucadug his thumb in his ears a little.
[00:48]`Aiesu"I AM!" she shouted into his face.
[00:48]`AiesuStill nothing.
[00:48]Lucapoints at his ears and shakes his head.
[00:49]`Aiesu"YES I KNOW!" she shouted, proceeding to what would appear to be calling him every name she actually knew in Nepleslian. It was during this moment he noticed she seemed to flap her arms when she was angry, making him think of chickens for some reason.
[00:49]`Aiesu"AND FURTHER MORE!" she continued, waving a finger at him now. A few moments later, her voice was beginning to return, thanks in no small part to his healing factor.
[00:50]`Aiesu"AND THATS WHY YOU CAN GO SIT ON A GODDAMN STONE YOU IDIOT."
[00:51]LucaHe still didn't get a word of what Aiesu said but he rolled his eyes at the gist of it. "Oh bite me, Eggshell girl," he sighed back.
[00:52]Lucathen nods at her, flicking the switches back off in the order Aiesu had shown him to depower the weapon and deactivate it.
[00:52]`Aiesu"So…" she tried not to laugh now, wiping her eye-protection of some miscalanious fluid as the fire-alarms went off, sprinklers going off down range that usually sat behind armored panels.
[00:53]`Aiesu"How many can I put you down for?"
[00:53]Luca"Give me five, plus battery magazines and a recharge station. Though, we need to make sure Rebeka never sees this or shit will be flipped."
[00:53]`Aiesu"She doesn't know about them yet. Rather, she wouldn't recognise them."
[00:53]`Aiesu"The version she saw was about the size of a small shuttle."
[00:54]`Aiesu"Micronization is wonderful, don't you think?"

sweetlyPolyphagous 11/17/14 (Mon) 03:00:26 a76b5a No.965

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<Mog>this is a game I would play
<Mog>MURDER TIME FUN TIME
<`Aiesu>Oooo
<Mog>goodness I love Professor Genki
<Mog>He is all the parts I love about "Crazy japanese thing!" combined with "Homocidal maniac with lots of money!"
<`Aiesu>Mmmm.
<`Aiesu>"Somewhere out there I don't doubt there's a construct of you killing people."
<MobileMog>But yeah, if you don't know about Professor Genki, think about any of those bizarre Japanese game shows you see. Now imagine that with murder.
<MobileMog>Actually, Seiren + Kaspar would be the winning combo here
"Professor Genki: WHO WANTS TO PET THE SUPER MURDER CAT?"

Anonymous 11/17/14 (Mon) 16:15:09 c06514 No.968

On the roots of Lorath institutionalized sexism

<`Aiesu> I can see Aiesu having a private nickname for Luca: Luuluu.
<`Aiesu> By Lorath standards, he's a tart.
<`Aiesu> Facial hair, muscle, kind of unkempt.
<`Aiesu> In the same way lots of men irl want to father younger women, its the same in reverse on Lor.
<`Aiesu> So the more like a mischevous little boy a guy acts, the more tartish/totty its seen.
<`Aiesu> "Oh look at you with your leather jacket and your guns. Off on an adventure, are we?"
<Eistheid> HEh…
<`Aiesu> Whenever a man tries to act super masculine, its viewed as dick waggling/childishness on Lor.
<`Aiesu> So what Nepleslia thinks is a manly feat of badass
<`Aiesu> A Lorath might find adorable.
<`Aiesu> Or hilarious.
<`Aiesu> The same way we render down a woman's resolve to a little girl, they turn men into boys.
<Eistheid> Would make Lorath x Nepleslian joint operations amusing
<`Aiesu> Yeah. Lots of muscled tall women and shorter buff guys in uniforms listening to a guy in green give a speech
<`Aiesu> Then at the end the female half the audience burst into hysterics.
<`Aiesu> "Hotbloodedness" is very childish on Lor.
<`Aiesu> They're the heroes of fairytales, for children.
<`Aiesu> Cold blooded heroes are what really work. People who are detatched from it, who are perfectly nice people but also do horrific things. That's what inspires respect on Lor.
<`Aiesu> For this reason, Lor have a quiet admiration of their own serial killers who usually end up in the military after serving their term.
<`Aiesu> "Well, they want to kill. Who are we to stop them from something they're good at?"
<`Aiesu> "Saves someone's daughter or son going out and doing it when they could be productive members of society and gives the nutjobs something to do with themselves."
* Eistheid sweeps Tamamo under the rug
<Eistheid> I like these aspects of Lorath society. They're pleasingly pragmatic
<`Aiesu> Mm.
<`Aiesu> "Men talk in ideas, go to war with concepts instead of looking at the numbers. Its why they're unfit to be leaders, because they constantly feel they have to prove themselves or they try to boss from a distance instead of leading from the front."
<`Aiesu> "War on drugs. War on terrorism. War on illiteracy. War on … Its stupid, isn't it?"
<`Aiesu> "You can't ever kill an idea. That's what men never seem to wrap their heads around."
<Eistheid> Heh
<`Aiesu> "They're so interested in trying to change minds, to be seen as greater than they are, that they forget to change the world and in the end cease to be great"
<`Aiesu> "Its why historically you have all these leaders who want great things then fail to provide. Then the next one promises not to be like them. And it repeats back and forth, forcing the state to polarize between two parties with no moderacy."
<`Aiesu> "On Lor, you're not allowed to give your party a name. It has a number and people make up their minds based on your stated policies. If you break your policies, you're marred for it."

It seems one of my passions is talking about a country I've never visited that doesn't exist.

Anonymous 11/17/14 (Mon) 16:18:37 c06514 No.969

On Lorath utensils

<`Aiesu> Also I've noticed in my head: Most Lorath meals don't have one big plate but lots of little ones and eating with two forks at the same time from each plate is not unusual.
<Luca> DUAL FORKING
<Luca> <Luca> "Which one is mine?"
<`Aiesu> "Huh? Both of them. Though you can use one but its kind of unsightly unless you're using the bladed edge down the side. Careful not to cut your mouth with it."
<Luca> "A knork?"
<`Aiesu> "Neu. Its called a neu."
<`Aiesu> "See how the parts come out, then come in? If you pull with your thumb on the metal, the two pairs of forklets split. You can pick things up with it without impailing them."
<`Aiesu> "A good neu splits down the middle right until the root like a tuning fork."
<`Aiesu> "So like a chopstick but bonded at the root and with half a fork on each end of the front, with a knife on either the outside or inside depending on which one you get."
<`Aiesu> "We either split them in half or use them together."

Anonymous 11/17/14 (Mon) 16:20:19 c06514 No.970

On the shattered shell
<Eistheid> The Whisper is a specialized sundae introduced by a Lorath customer who refused to give her name. It comes in a special foot-deep glass that has a rather cylindrical inside, making it a very filling treat for a party of two. Fissionably mixed MARSHMALLOW FLUFF, Hot fudge, regular fudge, hot caramel, brownie crumbles, cookie chunks, cinnamon-swirled, sweet cream ice cream.'
<`Aiesu> I did write the Shattered Shell.
<`Aiesu> Its actually Lalah's invention, not Aiesu's.
<Eistheid> Interesting, I honestly had thought that it was just a tangental thought
<`Aiesu> No, you were right.
<`Aiesu> Aiesu actually keeps a stock of their produce delivered in stasis which she buys once every six months using a checking account so it isn't linked to her. The university thinks its just equipment.
<Eistheid> Oh, cool.
<`Aiesu> The net result generally is she has a lot of spare parts to play with, disassembling older stasis units or shipping them back.
<Eistheid> That delicious character/setting depth

The origin of the slutty Bacon-chan

<`Aiesu> The slutty Bacon-chan is a favourite of Aiesu's, if you're curious.
<`Aiesu> She found the original drink a bit too boring.
<`Aiesu> Hence the Lorathparts of the drink.
<`Aiesu> Its very very sweet and mild on the tongue.
<`Aiesu> Aiesu doesn't like hard alcohol.
<Eistheid> A dangerous drink
<Eistheid> Seems like it would lead to people over-drinking, as they don't really think of its high alcohol content due to the sweet flavor
<`Aiesu> Yeah.
<`Aiesu> Aiesu's a lightweight.
<`Aiesu> She has.
<`Aiesu> One.
<`Aiesu> And she's done for the night.
<`Aiesu> And that's how she likes it.

On Sandwiches
<`Aiesu> A slutty Bacon-chan and a Phoenix Man sandwich are her favourites.
<`Aiesu> She usually picks at the sandwich over several hours while reading a book.
<Eistheid> Ahh
<`Aiesu> Lorath sandwiches you'll learn are eaten quite unusually. Which is why lorath eat foreign sandwiches unusually.
<Eistheid> Simplifies things.. Wouldn't have to get new food over time.
<`Aiesu> You have a layer of meats and cheeses.
<`Aiesu> The cheeses act as like a seperation from the meat.
<`Aiesu> Then you have pickled vegitables ontop thickly
<`Aiesu> Then you coat that in sauce, which drips down into the veggies, sitting in the gaps.
<`Aiesu> Pickles and duq are most popular.
<`Aiesu> You use a rediculous amount of sauce.
<`Aiesu> Then you toast it in a sub.
<`Aiesu> When you eat, its cut into sections (think sushi) with the top off: Veggies on one side, meat on the other.
<`Aiesu> You pick at the veggies like popcorn or a snack food
<`Aiesu> Then you eat the section of the sandwich
<`Aiesu> Its also popular NOT to cut the sandwich and to suck the sauce out then open it up and eat the "toppings"
<`Aiesu> Which is why aiesu has what I'd call a "drinkable" sandwich.
<`Aiesu> This is based on experiments at subway and annoying the staff.
<`Aiesu> To replicate this style
<`Aiesu> Order an Italian BMT on hearty italian with chorizo
<`Aiesu> Extra cheese
<`Aiesu> Toast.
<`Aiesu> Black olives
<`Aiesu> Pickles.
<`Aiesu> More pickles
<`Aiesu> Even more pickles
<`Aiesu> (Enough to be most of the sandwich)
<`Aiesu> Then drizzle one of every sauce except for the spicy ones in huge amount.
<`Aiesu> Then put the top on but don't squeeze.
<`Aiesu> When you sit, unravel, take the top off and pick at the saucy pickles.
<`Aiesu> Or suck the sandwich to get the sauce out first
<`Aiesu> Then eat normally.
<Eistheid> Hmm.
<Eistheid> I wouldn't like such a thing personally.
<Eistheid> Interesting concept though
<`Aiesu> Mm.

Anonymous 11/17/14 (Mon) 16:20:29 c06514 No.971

On Lorath cuisine: Preperation & Storage
<`Aiesu> The best way to come up with believable alien food is to look at things we already do and find new ways of doing the same things.
<`Aiesu> For example, most Lorath food is sweet rather than fatty. Nepleslian food is "very rich".
<`Aiesu> And Lorath can't break down fructose so while they taste it, they can eat it for days and not put on weight.
<`Aiesu> Which is why fruity food is so popular with them.
<`Aiesu> Wheras cheeses are considered very rare.
<`Aiesu> And they're big fans of pickling things in vinegar and also in alcohol then drying it to evaporate the alcohol but keeping the dried crispiness.
<`Aiesu> They have something called a duq thats radically different at different times of year.
<Eistheid> Yeah, I read the article on duq
<`Aiesu> A winter duq has a rice like interior instead of juicy and the skin goes leathery. Its common to ferment the interior and alcoholize the outside to make it crunchy/chewy like meat, then to recombine them with the now gummy/rice-like insides.
<`Aiesu> You usually infuse the interior with flavorings and spices, like making a burger pattie.
<`Aiesu> Then cook them seperately and recombine.
<`Aiesu> Its like a taco.
<`Aiesu> A spherical non-drippy taco.
<`Aiesu> That's actually all vegitables and meat spices.
<`Aiesu> Many Lorath also prepare red meat (think pork) raw because they're a lot less susceptible to parasites.
<`Aiesu> So the meat is kept alive with the animal dead.
<Eistheid> That leads me to imagine a lot of headless animals hooked up to tubing
<`Aiesu> Then the meat is carved up into patterns and shapes for consumption.
<`Aiesu> No, its through the use of a particular plant I need to write about.
<`Aiesu> You kill the animal, gut it, remove everything
<`Aiesu> Then you put the meat into this huge … What's the word?
<`Aiesu> The plant is like a big sack of fluid.
<Eistheid> I didn't expect it worked that way.. But the idea was pleasingly disturbing.
<`Aiesu> And you hang the sacks.
<`Aiesu> Then you fish the meat out, cut off the bit you want and put the rest back until its all gone.
<`Aiesu> Then you can cook the sack and it tastes like the meat.
<`Aiesu> But still feels like a veggie.
<Eistheid> A useful plant.
<`Aiesu> It started as a carnivorous plant.
<`Aiesu> But they learned if they keep the plant cool and breed it right, they can give it the right nutrients and it keeps the meat fresh.
<Eistheid> Ahh the fruit of domestication
<`Aiesu> Think pitcher plants on steroids big enough for a housecat to get stuck in.
<`Aiesu> Then it was bred into something flat and sack shaped.
<`Aiesu> Throw sugars in and it digests the sugars but it kills the bacteria in the meat without actually digesting the meat.
<Eistheid> Cool.
<Eistheid> >Immediately considers sticking non-foods into it
<Eistheid> Er.. Rather; Non-food items.

Two Seirens (1) sweetlyPolyphagous 11/17/14 (Mon) 21:45:18 a76b5a No.976

<Mog>oh?
<`Osaka>Aiesu and construct Aiesu and the Dorm and Phoenix Ren in pairs arguing.
<Mog>Oh god
<`Osaka>The idea of Seirens huddled together muttering and being… Oddly haughty is really funny. Like laughinggirls.jpg
<Mog>it's like those shows where people meet their alternate reality duplicates
<`Osaka>Mmm.
<`Osaka>And the Aiesu's would argue with eachother.
<`Osaka>Because Aiesu's naturally self-loathing.
<`Osaka>Though eventually they start dressing up, each trying to convince the other they're cute because they like the compliments they get in return in a totally pitiful way.
<Mog>ha
<Mog>>And the seirens end up banging eachother
<`Osaka>Wait, really?
<Mog>mainly because Dorm!Ren's makeup game is so strong so it's like, "Well, it's KIND of like that whole 'if you met yourself as a girl' thing!"
<`Osaka>Is that realistic?
<`Osaka>Haa…
<`Osaka><Aiesu> "Some how one of you is girlier than the other…"
<Mog>hehehehe
<Mog><Dorm!ren> "This isn't weird, right?"
<Mog><Phoenix!Ren> "No, totally not. . . um. . . wanna practice making out?. . ."
<`Osaka>………
<`Osaka>M-Maybe… One alters their name a little to differentiate.
<Mog>Seira.
<`Osaka><Aiesu> "Let me get this straight. You're adopting the name I gave you for the all-girls dorm?"
<`Osaka><Dorm> "Yes."
<`Osaka><Aiesu> "So you can tell eachother apart?"
<`Osaka><Both look at eachother and smile like a newly wed couple> "Yes!"
<Mog>>Rebeka is confused why there is now a Seiren that's constantly covered in mineral dust rather than sugar crystals
<`Osaka><Seira> "She's (Rebeka) … She's very close, isn't she? Isn't it creepy?" – doesn't know Rebeka yet.
<`Osaka><Rebeka> "You're Seiren."
<`Osaka>"Yup."
<`Osaka><Rebeka> "You are … Also Seiren?"
<`Osaka>"Uhhuh."
<`Osaka><Rebeka> "How did this happen?"
<`Osaka><Seira> "Aiesu."
<`Osaka><Rebeka> "I see. So. You're Seiren."
<`Osaka>"Yes."
<`Osaka><Rebeka> "And you are also Seiren."
<`Osaka>"Correct."
<`Osaka><Rebeka> "…Huh…"
<Mog>heheheh.
<Mog>we are SO sugging this
<`Osaka>Maybe.
<Mog>maybe?
<`Osaka>I'm … Still excited about the prospect of two Seiren's, each constantly asking the other if its okay.
<`Osaka>And the other reassuring them.
<Mog>Mm.
<`Osaka>Its… Surprisingly moe…
<`Osaka>>Seiren realises he's mostly straight. Likes girls and the way they look/sound/smell. Realises the reason he's explored feminine aesthetic is in appreciation of this.
<`Osaka>>Having another him almost stops his heart. One who's even more feminine than he is, with Aiesu's subtle tweaks and changes making his body just different enough to be new to him.
<Mog>hhnggg
<`Osaka>>Lorath hips. Lorath thighs. Different body smell. Softer features. Natural estrogen production.
<`Osaka>A fun side-effect is
<`Osaka>That one might actually try to over-compensate to be manly, coming off as even more feminine as a result.
<Mog>Oh?
<`Osaka>Picture a girl trying to act manly despite the way she dresses being very moe/idol culture.
<Mog>Oh, so like one of those tomboy characters
<`Osaka>Longish hair, voice still soft but firm.
<`Osaka>Mm.
<`Osaka>It ebs of subtle vulnerability.

Two Seirens (2) sweetlyPolyphagous 11/17/14 (Mon) 21:45:54 a76b5a No.977

<Mog>"Otonbo"
<`Osaka>Otonbo?
<Mog>Japanese for tomboy.
<`Osaka><Aiesu> "What are the two of you anyway?"
<`Osaka><Both> "Otokonoko."
<`Osaka><Aiesu> "Ohtokowhat?"
<`Osaka><Seiren> "We know we're boys but we like girls."
<`Osaka><Aiesu> "…So you're straight."
<`Osaka><Seira> "That's right."
<`Osaka><Aiesu> "…But you dress up like this?"
<`Osaka><Seiren> "Well, it means we don't need an outsider."
<`Osaka><Aiesu> "Oh so like… You get to explore femininity without the risk of a scary monster like me?"
<`Osaka><Seiren> "I wouldn't call you a –"
<`Osaka><Seira> "Yes."
<Mog>HA
<`Osaka><Aiesu> "Huh… Well. Have fun with it."
<Mog>I can imagine them just practicing kissing at first. Just light pecks at first. Pressing softness on softness.
<Mog>They hug together. lips meeting for a longer period.
<`Osaka>…
<Mog>Break away. Both shlyly blushing. Maybe a nervous laugh.
<`Osaka>…H-Hands interweaving, one being a little brave but too shy to go closer…
<Mog>"Th-this is weird, huh. . ."
<`Osaka>"B-But its nice, right? I-I'm not weird, am I?"
<Mog>"N-no not that weird. . ."
<`Osaka>"Its weird.. But you're not."
<`Osaka>>Somewhere in the room, Rebeka is sharpening a knife. She doesn't know what these small people she's protecting are doing behind their curtain but she's going to defend it to the death.
<Mog>Ha!
<`Osaka>"Isn't it weird with her in here?"
<`Osaka>"No, she's got no concept of sex."
<`Osaka>"Why is she so friendly?"
<`Osaka>"Its platonic. Like an older sister."
<Mog>They try for an open-mouth kiss. Bump noses, laugh again. They try once more. Sharing breath.
<`Osaka>"…Who's also a body-guard."
<`Osaka>…Eventually lock lips, both having the same idea…
<`Osaka>One inhales
<`Osaka>The other exhales.
<`Osaka>They get to taste eachother's breath doing this.
<`Osaka>Back and forth
<`Osaka>Until they're dizzy and buzzed from the oxygen deprivation, seeing stars on the edge of their vision.
<`Osaka>And their breath is hot and wet, carrying a mixed moisture from the other's body.
<Mog>hnng
<`Osaka>They think they've invented their own way of kissing, one they're fond of.
<Mog>But they continue trying other ways. Just to see what it feels like.
<`Osaka>Trading air for minutes at a time before the air runs out… Then trying other things while they're still dazed.
<`Osaka>Nibbling lips.. Touching necks…
<`Osaka>Foreheads together, both quivering.
<`Osaka>Then slumped on their sides facing eachother, laughing nervously before each realises the other is doing it out of nerves, that its okay.
<Mog>continually making little kisses turn into a full-blow makeout until they're lucid enough to realize how they're feeling.
<`Osaka>And instead next time laughing because its funny.
<`Osaka>Yeah…
<`Osaka>Meanwhile in the next room
<`Osaka>Aiesu tries being nice to her own construct offering a back-rub jokingly.
<`Osaka>The other tosses someting at her.
<`Osaka>They end up bickering like angry chickens.
<`Osaka>…Seiren stops, both of them looking at the wall, hearing the vocal chickenscratch through it.
<`Osaka>Each of the two Aiesu arguing things only they would know, citing embarrassing moments from their youth only she'd know.
<`Osaka>Then the Seiren on the bottom turns the one on top's head and pulls him closer, ontop…
<`Osaka>As if to silently say
<`Osaka>"Listening is rude. Notice me instead."
<Mog>They play with eachother's hair.
<`Osaka>Mm.
<`Osaka>Share a bed. Share baths.
<Mog>Sometimes stroking. Sometimesrunning their fingers through.
<`Osaka>Or over eachother's backs or bellies with gentle trapsing fingernails.
<`Osaka>Just general affection, with a book in the other hand idly.
<`Osaka>They decide they want to read the same books, for fear of becoming different enough for "you not to get me anymore."
<`Osaka>"…Because you really understand, don't you?"
<`Osaka>"…I don't want that to go away."
<`Osaka>Seiren, normally very genki and insecure… Sees his own merits when he sees himself.
<`Osaka>Realises he really really likes himself as a person.
<Mog>>Aiesu notices this interaction and decides maybe making the Twins would be a good way to fix her own problems while maintaining productivity.
<`Osaka>The twins?What of Seiren and Siren or the half her half him?
<Mog>Aieren and Seisu,
<Mog>*Airen
<Mog>The half-half.
<Mog>But I can see the two Seirens sharing skinship as much as possible.
<`Osaka>I can see Seiren getting mad:
<`Osaka>"You tainted my twin"
<Mog>About Airen and Seisu?
<`Osaka>Yeah.
<`Osaka>"I had a really good thing going and you ruined her."

Two Seirens (3) sweetlyPolyphagous 11/17/14 (Mon) 21:46:23 a76b5a No.978

<Mog>I didn't intend for them to replace Seira.
<Mog>I mean whole, fresh, standalone constructs.
<`Osaka>Then we're adding lots of characters.
<Mog>Not really.
<`Osaka>We have six built from two.
<`Osaka>Two real, two fake, two blended.
<`Osaka>Unless they're far apart, its tedious.
<Mog>We've planned on the Twins for the longest time.
<`Osaka>Mmmm.
<Mog>I never said the Twins had to be THERE.
<`Osaka>Point.
<`Osaka>I still like the idea of Seiren and Seiren.
<`Osaka>Heeeeee~
<Mog>yeaaahhh. .. .
<`Osaka>I have a thing for twins.
<`Osaka>And clones.
<Mog>Yeah.
<Mog>You mentioned that one anime.
<Mog>I forget what.
<Mog>It was when I was designing that anti-magical girl for Aeternalis
<Mog>Kurau Phantom Memory
<Mog>I can imagine the two of them just spending countless hours putting on various things just to please eachother.
<`Osaka>Mmm.
<`Osaka>Kurau is good.
<`Osaka>I can see them finally getting leather chairs in an antique shop they saw that they liked:
<`Osaka>A big long leather studded old couch in antiquity.
<`Osaka>Sat opposite ends.
<`Osaka>Each massaging the other's feet, watching stuff together, occasionally talking.
<Mog>Mm.
<`Osaka>Or one laid ontop of the other, passing sweets and feeding eachother.
<`Osaka>…
<`Osaka>In ..
<`Osaka>In something like…
* `Osaka ponders…
<`Osaka>Try to think lacy underwear. Looking victorian in styling but…
<Mog>Oh?
<`Osaka>Arm-length gloves, stockings, garter, panties, corset..
<`Osaka>All silk.
<`Osaka>One white, one black
<Mog>Yeah. . . .
<`Osaka>Maybe a hairband with frilly bits.
<`Osaka>One laid beneath, the one ontop with their face against the other one's chest or tummy.
<`Osaka>Listening to their heart
<Mog>And maybe the otherwearing cat ears. Because it's cute.
<`Osaka>Mm.
<`Osaka>Or both.
<`Osaka>Its about
<`Osaka>Exploring niche tastes each only knows the other has.
<`Osaka>And nobody else.
<Mog>The rule of "Kawaii no-"
<`Osaka>>The room is now covered with pinups, stickers, magazine cutouts they like
<`Osaka>>The stasis unit they requesitioned is full of sweets each makes: One for the other as gifts and surprises.
<`Osaka>>Asking the other to sample
<Mog>They consistently make new devices. Each solving the other's technicaly problems.
<`Osaka>Mmm.
<`Osaka>Big work-bench.
<Mog>With the knowledge gained while they were apart.
<`Osaka>Lots of tools on one side
<`Osaka>The other with a slight divider is for confection.
<`Osaka>Regularly when one's making something
<`Osaka>The other falls asleep, head on their shoulder.
<Mog>"How did you solve the magnetization problem?" "Oh, I swapped out the aluminum plating for polymer. But it has a heating problem." "Oh, did you try using a wired heat sink?" and so on
<`Osaka>Mm.
<`Osaka>Chittering like excited schoolgirls.
<`Osaka>Or often just getting what the other meant.
<`Osaka>Having very very long comfortable silences.
<Mog>They just talk without talking.
<Mog>Little nods. Gestures.
<Mog>Sometimes nothing at all.
<`Osaka>Mm.
<`Osaka>They have invented words
<`Osaka>That can mean an entire sentence.
<`Osaka>Or scenario.
<`Osaka>Like how people individually think to themselves
<Mog>Mm.
<`Osaka>To invent codewords and stuff for things.
<`Osaka>"If I ever need to explain a complex thing wouldn't it be great if I can just say a word and because its written down I don't have to use the whole name everytime?"
<Mog>"Quintended" the barest intent in things
<`Osaka>Mm.
<Mog>things like that

Two Seirens (4) sweetlyPolyphagous 11/17/14 (Mon) 21:47:47 a76b5a No.979

<`Osaka>I can see the two becoming very protective of eachother.
<`Osaka>A little… Not isolated but
<`Osaka>Distanced, because they're self-fufilling.
<Mog>Mm.
<Mog>Like the Eudaemon.
<`Osaka><Luca> "You've changed."
<`Osaka><Luca> "For better or for worse, I don't know."
<`Osaka><Luca> "You're still my little buddy though, right? Both of you?"
<Mog>Heh.
<`Osaka>What do you think they'd say?
<`Osaka>That he's being condescending?
<`Osaka>That they wanted to be treated as an equal?
<`Osaka>"I'm not a kid"?
<`Osaka>Or maybe a soft bittersweet smile and admitting "Was there ever any doubt?"
<`Osaka>As if their status between eachother as friends is unspoken.
<Mog>I think they'd be too comfortable to be offended about the kid thing.
<`Osaka>Mm.
<Mog>I think the bittersweet smile would definitely be the work.
<`Osaka>Mmm.
<`Osaka>Can you imagine what would happen if one of the two sacrifices themselves for the other?
<`Osaka>"No. You're the original. You're the most me. Me… I can survive for longer, so my chances of success are better. You know what I'm made of."
<Mog>>little do they know that neither of them are the original
<Mog>I can't imagine what would happen if Omega!ren possessed either of them.
<`Osaka>BEtter yet
<`Osaka>*Better
<`Osaka>What if Seiren finds out he's not the original after this.
<`Osaka>That he could have gone in and done it.
<`Osaka>Not Dorm Ren.
<`Osaka>He felt dormren was closer to his ideal self, that he wanted to protect him.
<`Osaka>And didn't because of a mistruth.
<`Osaka>And he has to live with knowing that him could be alive today if he hadn't.
<Mog> . . .
<Mog>tragic
<`Osaka>That delicate butterfly of himself.
<`Osaka>The one with that "it" factor, who scratched the itch in his soul he himself hadn't ever managed.
<`Osaka>That Aiesu's changes were based on some VERY clever psychology.
<`Osaka>That she knows him better than she'd ever tell him and wouldn't ever tell him because she knows her intellect can be intimidating.
<Mog>Mm.
<`Osaka>That she saw right through his gynophillia and wanted to give him an avenue to explore it that wasn't strange or gross or overtly sexual.
<`Osaka>"You don't really identify as one or the other, do you? But you know what you should see in the mirror."
<Mog>And this, combined with maybe the loss of Rebeka, would be enough to spur him to the decision to create something. . . amazing.
<`Osaka>"You look for your mother's eyes in the mirror."
<`Osaka>Yeah.
<`Osaka>"When you see them, you don't feel quite so home-sick."

Anonymous 11/18/14 (Tue) 14:46:49 c06514 No.981

Luca teaching Rebeka about boxing

<osaka_> http://simg3.gelbooru.com//images/95/92/9592df76d1fab0aec03c8ed6ff86fc3e.gif?51166
<osaka_> Rebeka/10
<osaka_> http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=284525
<Luca> Holy shit that's awesome
<Eistheid> Such form~
<Luca> >Rebeka does it to Luca during a spar.
<Luca> >She turns around, he thinks she's being careless.
<Luca> >WHACK!
<osaka_> Pretty much.
<osaka_> She's capable of really aggressive feats of contortion.
<Luca> <Luca> "…owwwwww."
<osaka_> <Rebeka> "Left yourself open."
<osaka_> >She twists her leg in a way a person can't: a full 360 through which she falls, switching legs at the last moment to smash her heel across his chin
<osaka_> http://pandatoryu.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/air-master-gif-de-espruen-visite-pandatoryu1.gif%3Fw%3D396?w=396&h=297
<osaka_> "Huh… Legs are better for striking. Slower, but the inertia is there, as is the stopping power."
<Luca> "Fists go faster, don't strike as hard, but they're right in front of you."
<osaka_> >Rebeka glances down: Hers are nearly a meter and a half away from her head.
<Luca> >Luca raises his hands. "See?"
<osaka_> >Raising her arms, they seem to swing, seemingly floating. She probes with long reaches: not punches, like a boxer trying to touch gloves as she advances forward
<Luca> >"You, however, have a lot of reach. A straight punch from you could stretch a metre and a half, and still hit as hard. All I've got is about a metre of reach at full extension…"
<Luca> >He makes a cross punch into the air at as much extension as he can. He has decent reach
<Luca> >He makes a one-two combo of a shorter reaching Jab followed by another cross punch. "Try it," he says, pointing to a hanging punching bag.
<osaka_> >She spends a while looking over the bag
<osaka_> "Its an overhead punch.. In a straight-line, putting all the muscles in your back to use.. So if someone else punches, your fist glides over theirs and your elbow can knock them aside?"
<Luca> "That's one way to put it, usually a cross punch goes for the head, but you can lean in very far and go beneath their punch, and instead hit them in the chest or abdomen," he nods.
<osaka_> "Wouldn't it be better to open with a straight from the left to deflect your opponent, so they're turning their rightside to face you, then hook them with the right, since they're moving toward you?"
<osaka_> "If your enemy is moving into you, you can use that inertia against them.."
<osaka_> "Like two trains crossing. Each might move at 40mph but the impact would relatively be 80mph."
<Luca> "Yep! Works best when they're trying to punch you - you use their force against them and smack 'em stupid."
<osaka_> "…And the straight forces your opponent either onto a back-foot to lose balance or forces them to twist to compensate, giving them that snap inertia."
<osaka_> "…That's counterpunching, isn't it?"
<Luca> "Pretty much."
<Luca> (Watch Hajime no Ippo)

Anonymous 11/18/14 (Tue) 14:46:56 c06514 No.982

<osaka_> "If they try to follow up closer… You can use a twisting hook to force your opponent back… Their head would duck or sweep into your passive hand: your left and with the right footwork, you can force someone to back off."
<osaka_> "Throw the hook. 180 pivot, using the inertia of the hook as you pull it back to twist your body, foot as your anchor. You should be able to step backwards and slide out, letting someone pass you."
<osaka_> (I've been watching MMA for about four years. I know striking,dear.)
<Luca> "That's right. Also note where their elbows are. If they don't use their elbows to defend their chest, its a wide open target."
<Luca> "And pivots can make or break a hook. Watch."
<osaka_> "Body shots aren't always the best though… leaning forward, you can turn a solar-plexus strike into a rib-strike: Jarring to cardio forcing a fighter to gas but… It means they stay on their feet."
<osaka_> "You can also do the same, keeping the chin low in defence. I've seen you doing it."
<osaka_> "You've only lifted your head back and kept your hands down against people who you know can't fight."
<osaka_> "Very cocky."
<Luca> "Not my fault they can't fight."
<osaka_> "They could surprise you."
<Luca> >He approaches the bag, levers it down a little so he can reach, then makes a hook without pivoting. It is weak. Despite his strength, it doesn't go far. Then he tries it again with a controlled pivot, putting most of his strength into into it. The he goes for a haymaker hook, with overpivoting. All of his strength, but where's the control?
<osaka_> "What did you mean when you said I have a 'solid chin'? That I 'eat punches?'" she quizzed: watching with a rather plain expression.
<osaka_> "…If you move like that, you're wasting energy. You're going to gas very quickly."
<Luca> "It means you can take a lot of punches to the face and withstand punishment, you can tank it out. A boxer who can't take many punches to the face is sometimes called a Glass Jaw, because it shatters easy."
<osaka_> "Its also… Very telegraphed, I think you called it? I can see that punch coming."
<Luca> "Yep. The telegraphing gives them an opportunity to see what I'm doing, which is … not good. That means they can dodge, slip, or even counter me."
<Luca> "Less telegraphing, better. Speed helps too."
<osaka_> "Huh…"
<Luca> "If they can't see what's going to hit them because its too fast, they can't anticipate it now, can they?"
<osaka_> "Is it better to avoid a strike or issue a response?"
<osaka_> "True. Couldn't you also use telegraphing to make your enemy think you're in a pattern,luring them into doing something that would work well against what you've advertised then follow up with a prepared response?"
<Luca> "Feinting them? Yeah. You can use fake-out telegraphing to mislead your enemy and goad them into making a false move."
<osaka_> "Aah… Feinting?"
<Luca> "Like… my shoulders move a lot prior to making a strike - just making those move to look like I'm about to could make them flinch and give me an opening."
<osaka_> "Mm. When you fight a person, you don't seem quite as calculated."
<osaka_> "Like you're less able to think."
<osaka_> "To plan."
<osaka_> "A lot of what you talk about here goes out of the window."
<Luca> "To be honest, in the heat of a fight I lose track of things and, er," he scratches his neck, "tend to go with the flow more often than not."
<osaka_> "I am using out of the window properly, right?"
* Luca nods.
<osaka_> "Ah… I'm quickly learning that under duress, you – as a species – forget what you learn. Statistics dissapear. You act automatically."
<Luca> "And if I do it enough in training, what I learn becomes the automatic responses, I think."
<Luca> "I fall back on what I know from muscle memory."
<osaka_> "Muscle memory?"
<Luca> "Natural feeling motions that I've practised so much that my body can do it without my brain thinking about it, close to the lizard brain."
<Luca> "So even when I can't think clearly, I can still do it because its closer to the primal parts of my brain."
<Luca> "Even with a broken nose, a ruptured eyeball, six bullets in my chest, and short of breath I can still pull a one two hook cross and break it to counter or bob an attack."

Anonymous 11/18/14 (Tue) 14:48:57 c06514 No.983

Some weapon concepts

1: airburst napalm w/ secondary cluster detonation

<osaka_> You could easily have this on apilotsuit
<osaka_> Realistic flamethrower?
<osaka_> Like he runs forward and he regrets it?
<Luca> Spraying the walls, the floors, the ceiling with burning streams of material
<osaka_> Mmmmm.
<Luca> rather than a puff of flame like it is in the movies
<Eistheid> Napalm <3
<Luca> The Boss is immune to it, of course
<Luca> Luca is not…
<Luca> also oh shit GRAPPLE STUNNER ANIMATIONS
<Eistheid> Well given how OP Luca is, the boss needs something in his favor if they hope to survive.
<Luca> Also - Luca cannot dodge through fire.
<Luca> "OW OW OW OW!"
<Luca> He can, however, dodge past laser beam attacks
<Luca> and bullets
<Luca> And punch missiles back to sender if he's fast enough
<osaka_> …
<osaka_> Why has nobody made a flamethrower that also shoots globs of napalm from a second barrel?
<Luca> (it was a feature in Luca 2 the missile punching)
<osaka_> And a third that shoots acid?
<Eistheid> Lack of creativity in weapons designers osaka_?
<osaka_> Just thinking.
<Luca> Sounds like an Aiesu weapon
<osaka_> It'd be an excellent biodemolitions weapon for use against the NMX.
<Luca> "Designed to inflict maximum suffering…"
<osaka_> "Its recommended you wear power-armour when using this."
<osaka_> "But you can follow up with an electrical pulse which fires automatically: Basically it makes the napalm fly in all directions, airbursting it even directionally. In a nutshell, you can strike enemies behind cover."
<Eistheid> Airburst napalm weapons… As if napalm wasn't enough of a psychological weapon
<Luca> >For my game, imagined that a miniaturised packet rifle, wielded in hand, unpower armoured, would be Special Weapon.
<Luca> >"Ripped off of a Lazarus combat frame and pressed into service by the Phoenix"
<Eistheid> Even if it wasn't overly effective at killing, such a weapon would probably devour enemy morale
<Luca> Agreed
<osaka_> <Rebeka> "The suit is proof of acidic and chemical attacks from the inside.. Should I have it modified to match from the outside?"

Anonymous 11/18/14 (Tue) 14:49:55 c06514 No.984

More weapon concepts

2: Eistheid turns it up to 11

<Eistheid> I wonder why chlorine trifluoride isn't weaponized..
<Luca> isn't that the IRL equivalent to Alien Blood?
<osaka_> Because its highly explosive making containment very tricky.
<osaka_> > The compound is primarily of interest as a component in rocket fuels, in plasmaless cleaning and etching operations in the semiconductor industry,[5][6] in nuclear reactor fuel processing,[7] and other industrial operations.[8]
<osaka_> >ClF3 is a very strong oxidizing and fluorinating agent. It is extremely reactive with most inorganic and organic materials, including glass and teflon, and will initiate the combustion of many otherwise non-flammable materials without any ignition source.
<osaka_> >These reactions are often violent, and in some cases explosive. Vessels made from steel, copper or nickel resist the attack of the material due to formation of a thin layer of insoluble metal fluoride, but molybdenum, tungsten and titanium form volatile fluorides and are consequently unsuitable.
<osaka_> >Any equipment that comes into contact with chlorine trifluoride must be scrupulously cleaned and then passivated, because any contamination left may burn through the passivation layer faster than it can re-form.
<osaka_> >The ability to surpass the oxidizing ability of oxygen leads to extreme corrosivity against oxide-containing materials often thought as incombustible. Chlorine trifluoride and gases like it have been reported to ignite sand, asbestos, and other highly fire-retardant materials.
<osaka_> > In an industrial accident, a spill of 900 kg of chlorine trifluoride burned through 30 cm of concrete and 90 cm of gravel beneath.[11] Fire control/suppression is incapable of suppressing this oxidation, therefore the surrounding area is kept cool until the reaction ceases.
<osaka_> > The compound reacts violently with water-based suppressors, and oxidizes in the absence of atmospheric oxygen, rendering atmosphere-displacement suppressors such as CO2 and halon completely ineffective. It ignites glass on contact.[13]
<osaka_> >Exposure of larger amounts of chlorine trifluoride, as a liquid or as a gas, ignites tissue. The hydrolysis reaction with water is violent and exposure results in a thermal burn. The products of hydrolysis are mainly hydrofluoric acid and hydrochloric acid, usually released as steam or vapor due to the highly exothermic nature of the reaction.
<osaka_> >Hydrofluoric acid is corrosive to human tissue, is absorbed through skin, selectively attacks bone, interferes with nerve function, and causes often-fatal fluorine poisoning. Hydrochloric acid is secondary in its danger to living organisms, but is several times more corrosive to most inorganic materials than hydrofluoric acid.[citation needed]
<osaka_> >Military applications
<Luca> <Luca> *nopes the fuck out*
<osaka_> >Under the code name N-stoff ("substance N"), chlorine trifluoride was investigated for military applications by the Kaiser Wilhelm Institute in Nazi Germany from slightly before the start of World War II. Tests were made against mock-ups of the Maginot Line fortifications, and it was found to be an effective combined incendiary weapon and poison gas.
<osaka_> >From 1938, construction commenced on a partly bunkered, partly subterranean 31.76 km2 munitions factory, the Falkenhagen industrial complex, which was intended to produce 50 tonnes of N-stoff per month, plus sarin. However, by the time it was captured by the advancing Red Army in 1945, the factory had produced only about 30 to 50 tonnes, at a cost of over 100 German Reichsmark per kilograma. N-stoff was never used in war.[14]
<osaka_> The smart option would be to make it into a form that's unreactive that can be activated by a chemical process then sprayed at an opponent.
<osaka_> So two chemical precursors that produce it.
<osaka_> That's possible but I'd have to do research.
<Eistheid> Wouldn't magnetic containment also work, like for antimatter?

Anonymous 11/18/14 (Tue) 14:50:55 c06514 No.985

Even more weapon concepts

3: Fivemarks aches

<Eistheid> Wouldn't magnetic containment also work, like for antimatter?
<osaka_> Yes but antimatter containment is rarely used now because its easier to make antimatter on demand.
<osaka_> We're phasing it out.
<osaka_> It makes units kinda fragile:
<Eistheid> Ahh
<osaka_> The right kind of hard hard knock at insane speed will detonate it because inertia will carry the antimatter faster than the bottle can hold it.
<osaka_> A positron drill could also be good: A needle with a hollow tip with magnetic repulsion that allows positrons to fly into the thing it doesn't hit and it drills deeper, relying on them to cut rather than rotation.

>Drill

Anonymous 11/18/14 (Tue) 15:23:48 c06514 No.986

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"There was once a time when Lor touched the sky"

31<osaka_>30 >Now I want to write a sky-fortress
18<Eistheid> What setting?
31<osaka_>30 SARP.
31<osaka_>30 About 10,200 years ago, the Lorath were in their golden age of flight before they were forced underground.
31<osaka_>30 Being forced underground, they lost their wings through lack of use and evolution.
31<osaka_>30 But they had big ass levitating rocks.
31<osaka_>30 And had large permanent structures in the sky.
31<osaka_>30 Big huge dockyards, shipyards.
31<osaka_>30 Built not from metal but from wood, with sails and early jet engines made from metal.
18<Eistheid> Ahh, in the past.. I was going to say that in the current setting it would be rather challenging to defend an airborne fortress
31<osaka_>30 Yeah.
31<osaka_>30 Well, we could actually do it.
18<Eistheid> That does paint a rather fantastic image, would make for an interesting era to explore.
31<osaka_>30 Yeah.
31<osaka_>30 There was lots of piracy.
31<osaka_>30 People who lived their entire lives never setting foot on the ground in a time where most of the world was flooded.
31<osaka_>30 Many of the ships having submarines, diving to dig up precious ores.
31<osaka_>30 Trees grown through early primative hydrophonics.
31<osaka_>30 The metal content in the upper-atmosphere sucked out.
18<Eistheid> I wonder if ground level accomodations would be considered prestigious due to the scarcity
31<osaka_>30 Yes: It was common to actually dig up earth from the ocean and construct artificial mountains that were like sky-scrapers.
31<osaka_>30 And even moreso, to set off natural fault-lines to trigger lava pouring, to produce artificial islands.
31<osaka_>30 That was a thing they were doing.
31<osaka_>30 As a result, when the ocean moved
31<osaka_>30 We can still see lots of the artificial islands, which are these weird bulbous bubble shaped spherical structures of smooth rock worn by the ocean that grow vertically.
31<osaka_>30 And many were mined out and turned into habitation, to grow stuff.
31<osaka_>30 Since this rock was very fertile once ground into powder and mixed with mud.
31<osaka_>30 Clay actually was their form of coinage being very very very rare on Lor and almost always doped with pyrite as the smallest unit of currency, followed next by slim credit-card like ingots of metals and then gemstones.
31<osaka_>30 They never actually issued a coinage because it was too easy to abuse: they learned banks didn't work early on.
31<osaka_>30 Loans are to this day close to unheard of on Lor.
31<osaka_>30 The airships, also
31<osaka_>30 Weren't just built directly up
31<osaka_>30 Or down.
31<osaka_>30 You had three or four big stones.
31<osaka_>30 And you built around them.
31<osaka_>30 Usually covering them completely.
31<osaka_>30 And you continued to expand the hull.
31<osaka_>30 In some cases, the rocks were of very high quality with a gravitational north and south pole.
31<osaka_>30 So you could have multiple "decks" to a ship.
31<osaka_>30 Like a pyramid or triangular shape.
18<Eistheid> Would have made for some very unique designs.
31<osaka_>30 Very.
31<osaka_>30 The favored style of weapon were cannons.
31<osaka_>30 The ship see, had a hollow spine.
31<osaka_>30 And then the cannons would either be mounted on flowing pullies with primative machine-guns
31<osaka_>30 Or there'd be like a big cannon leaning from the spine into these cut windows in the hull.
31<osaka_>30 Lined up like broad-side through its middle.

Anonymous 11/18/14 (Tue) 15:24:18 c06514 No.987

31<osaka_>30 And they could be rotated inside of the hull on one side, while ammunition was stored on the other.
31<osaka_>30 Meaning if your guns faced your enemy, your ammo didn't.
31<osaka_>30 They used stones, making them repel one another like massive gravitational magnets to aim them.
31<osaka_>30 Smaller uses of these stones were later used, making things resembling wingless biplanes.
31<osaka_>30 Which were basically two rocks, a balance wing (because a third rock was too heavy) and a jet engine.
31<osaka_>30 Early on they were seen as more a novelty.
31<osaka_>30 Especially in the era of battle-ships.
18<Eistheid> http://static2.minitokyo.net/view/43/46/342343.jpg
31<osaka_>30 Then later, they were used to bomb ships
31<osaka_>30 Then battleships developed metal decks.
31<osaka_>30 So the bombs stopped being effective.
31<osaka_>30 So then they developed primative rockets, like fireworks.
31<osaka_>30 Which flew into the windows meant for the cannons, exploding inside.
31<osaka_>30 So then in response, the smaller turrets were made to fend them off with cluster shot, which was like a shotgun with exploding pellets that were like modern flak.
31<osaka_>30 Then they developed fighters.
31<osaka_>30 And from there, even counter-fighters, to escort or dump ship.
31<osaka_>30 And thus battleships were converted into carriers.
31<osaka_>30 Yes, very similar to vanships.
18<Eistheid> I'm impressed by your outlining of the escalation of the arms race.
31<osaka_>30 I'm making this up as I go.
18<Eistheid> Makes it all the more impressive.
31<osaka_>30 Eventually they started swinging armour plate the same way they swung the guns.
31<osaka_>30 And a ship would have what was called a brace-plate or a skull/elbow.
31<osaka_>30 Its purpose was to be between the ship and the weapons-fire.
31<osaka_>30 And often the fighters were tucked under or behind it, using its inside as a carrier deck.
31<osaka_>30 Later models also allowed the brace-plate to swing forward.
31<osaka_>30 And it was canted, like tanks are.
31<osaka_>30 So the strike had to pass through angled metal that was maybe two or three meters thick
31<osaka_>30 Since keeping thousands of tons aloft wasn't hard.
31<osaka_>30 Later, people had the tricky idea of ramming the ships into eachother.
31<osaka_>30 And this brought on boarding parties.
31<osaka_>30 So you'd have crack cavelry who'd sit behind the plate and then leap out with parachutes hoping for the best to be caught in the gravitational eddies of the ships engines and be carried to its hull to walk the surface without being swept into the engine compartment or intakes to a grizzly death. It took "massive stones", so to speak – stones being the colloquy for ovaries.
31<osaka_>30 Since the stones that kept the ships aloft were also called ovaries, and the engine arranged similarly to a uterus.
31<osaka_>30 It was a really exciting time to be alive.
31<osaka_>30 You could go from one side of the world to the other and back.
31<osaka_>30 And this was while the blood moon's orbit was quite shallow.

Anonymous 11/18/14 (Tue) 15:24:26 c06514 No.988

31<osaka_>30 So once every few months, it would clip the atmosphere.
31<osaka_>30 And with the right kind of ship, you could cross from Lor to the moon and then in a month or two back again.
31<osaka_>30 This is why both had very similar life and their atmospheres were similar.
31<osaka_>30 Why the blood moon was habitable.
31<osaka_>30 It was also one of the few places that had LOTS of land.
31<osaka_>30 So its where the big land-borne cities and farms were, but also where the prestegious lived.
31<osaka_>30 Attempts to make orbital elevators were made. The closest were like these tow-cables, with rocks and tunnels that you hooked your ship to as it passed and then they reeled it in.
31<osaka_>30 It was really dangerous though and required specially designed "crossing" ships which had tarred wooden hulls and metal, with metal spines and stones arranged in six, not three or four.
18<Eistheid> This just gets better and better
31<osaka_>30 They had to also be INCREDIBLY thermally resistant because during the crossing (which was over the equater) it would leave a fire-storm from the friction.
31<osaka_>30 So your ship had to be able to survive that intense heat.
31<osaka_>30 So you'd have walls of fire: water in plasma form thousands of meters in height in huge massive walls, trails where it had brushed atmospheres with us.
31<osaka_>30 And that's why for a long time, Lor's North and South were disconnected: the window for crossing the two hemespheres was hard unless you could travel OVER or THROUGH the wall.
31<osaka_>30 I actually wrote a short bit about a hero who saw this era born. Want to read?
18<Eistheid> Sure
31<osaka_>30 Lalah's actually a very distant but direct descendant of this person.
18<Eistheid> I can see ships designed for crossing to and from the Blood Moon being used as flagships in battle due to their inherantly more durable nature.
31<osaka_>30 Mmmmmm.
31<osaka_>30 http://stararmy.com/roleplay-forum/index.php?threads/lazarus-unapologetic-maybe.10395/#post-158195
31<osaka_>30 Meet Rhoi Hakahn.

Anonymous 11/18/14 (Tue) 15:37:15 c06514 No.989

>>985
Update:
You (ie me) could make it a weaponized mining drill or something, meant for use on the super-dense materials recovered from the blue-rift that have interesting properties but are too hard to affordably machine into anything useful normally. I imagine it having a fuckton of gamma heat-sinks which you could use as mass-drills: physical cutting edges with traces of zesuaium that burrow the thing deeper into large structures – since the material – while not HARDER than zesuaium is more difficult to cut into because it has weird time/space phenonena about it – making it like an obsidian for the setting: A material that the more frequently you try cutting it, the harder it seems to be. So to drill into it, you have to have like a few seconds of hard hits then a 30 second wait and this sounds intermittently, with the timings getting closer and closer until its constant and it cuts consistently.

Call it the "fifth mark" or the "Mark V" just to see who gets it.

Anonymous 11/18/14 (Tue) 15:38:00 c06514 No.990

>>989
Self-followup: While it sounds like it'd make a great armour, its very fragile to casual wear and tear over long durations despite its toughness to single hits.

Anonymous 11/18/14 (Tue) 16:06:38 c06514 No.991

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>>986
Appendum:
Two rocks attached to the hips, making a person lighter or even capable of limited flight. Shock-absorbing boots. Steam powered leaps from said boots. Kick off surfaces. Possible hip (lel) mounted pnumatic/firing grappling hooks. Armour plating over chainmail. Careful use of pullies and powerful electromagnetic cog-springs controlled by early microprocessors set into semi-conducting gemstones.

The result? A sky-knight.

The lance isn't just for show: Two edges are tapered like the blade of a sword and sharpened. The hollow centre is actually a barrel for a cannon which serves many purposes. Its like a big revolver with a long barrel and a conal end doubling as a shield like a lance which loads an assortment of different shells which the knight carries. There are actually three entire revolver chambers behind conal base and depending on a switch changes which moves out of the revolver and into the firing chamber. There's a sliding handle mid-way down the weapon to stabilize shots which doubles as an arm-mount, fitting to a fore-arm mounted plate and another which sits on the shoulder and is linked on a chain.

Common practice is to dash for a hull, use a shell which fires rearward like a rocket forcing the lance into the hull-gap then to fire a high-explosive, like a hyper-dermic needle. A skilled knight can even use thrust-shells to throw themselves or to correct a fall.

Gradually, the armour got bigger and eventually they learned how to get the stones to spin: meaning not only was the knight stabilized (which was the original purpose) but because the spin was driven by the stones reacting to eachother like magnets pushing eachother, it could use friction heating to create steam and even drive its own turbine without steam. The energy for this is actually captured from the magnetic field of the planet, with some areas being more effective than others.

The electrisity drives its primative systems: Steam driving some of the bigger joint systems on a given armour – or even (later) acting as maneuvering thrusters with later knight-suits resembling elegant takes on something like a powerloader. Eventually when evasion and deflection became easier than actually blocking strikes, they started stripping the plate down and making the frames lighter and lighter to see how far they could go. Many even allowed after a hard hit for the user to dis-embark, into a more standardized knight-suit, discarding the large powered outer-frame for a quick getaway.

Other weapons of the time included conventional bullet and rifle weapons and even steam driven rounds, which were heated by the steam to rediculous levels creating shaped charges or even buckshot depending on how the pressure was vented. most however were an airlance and a good hardy shield.

Later, even a "steed" type exists, with four legs that's more closely related to the wingless fighters we spoke about earlier. Less agile but much faster in a straight line and able to chase fighters, resembling a cross between a centaur and a mermaid with legs hanging from where its extra fins would be with that "second body" able to split in two.

Anonymous 11/18/14 (Tue) 19:00:39 c06514 No.992

Cullinary Appendum

"Bleed meat"

While on many worlds spices are stored as powders or grains, Lor generally prefers to cure spices into meats which act as long-term carriers of the spice: First, they are soaked in a broth of spices which is sealed in a barrel and slowly heated for several days, weeks or even months until the liquid and soluable spices are eventually abdorbed by the meat. Next, the meat is dried, removing the water but trapping the spices inside the fatty meat (similar to how medicatios can be stored and detected in fat-cells long after taken) which now turns tough, leathery and generally unpalletable.

The result is then dipped in honey-paper: a sugary compound containing oiana pulps. The moltern sugar pulp honey paper is allowed to sit, then cold water is poured over it while tacky, forcing it to lock into a tight leather lamination. With the meat now sterile and the casing based in honey like compounds (which does not rot) the meat can now be stored for decades, centuries or even longer similar to how amber can store trapped insects which are perfectly preserved, sans the bacterium in their own bodies.

The resulting sausage like object is generally about the thickness of a human thigh and often about the height of a small child, though specialist versions come in smaller sizes.

While the meat itself is not intended for consumption in its current state, a slice can be made of the bleed-meat sausage or loaf. The remaining meat is then cauterized and then once more the tip dipped in a small amount of honey-paper pulp. The "cake" as it is called: a thin disk of meat laminated on all but its bottom in honey-paper is put into a pan of hot water and allowed to soak for around an hour or two – with the water slowly heated and the meat only barely kept above it. The heat forces the liquid to rise into the meat and then back down as the meat weeps its oils and spices, draining it.

The result is liquid spices, which then can be distilled further and back into powder if need be with very very small losses. The method is favored since spices lose sweetness over time and it can easily be transported in bulk without any special cooling, making it popular amongst families.

Another way to prepare bleed meat is to leave the entire thing to soak into a broth, soup or cassarole like dish inside a pressure cooker, eventually breaking it down and dissolving it, producing very sweet and powerful gravies which preserve not only the flavour of the spice but also the meat. This can then be emulsified into a jelly which while technically is savory, has a very sweet confectionary quality. If the honey paper is not removed, the result is not a jelly but a moltern meat-flavored liquid which can be caramelized and hardened into a glassy product: drizzled over portions of meat while still hot, to cover meat before entering the oven or kilm or allowed to harden, smashed and ground into dusts. An old practice, Yuor'na involves cracking the glassy product in random fashion ways then pouring in pyrite doped milk to replicate the appearance of orianu when it sets. A more recent practice would be Oemed, which involves slicing the glass into shapes and then using a torch to remelt elements, "welding" three dimensional shapes from it. In this way, extremely sophisticated edible sculptures can be made. Alternatively, oemed can be cheated using a mold. Often when buying a particularly large piece of meat, an oemed cast of the butcher's insignia is impailed into the meat (resembling the figurehead of an expensive car). If the meat is still good, the oemed cast will come away from the meat, impailing it like a needle. If the meat is bad, the figurehead will refuse to leave the meat (the sugar having chemically bonded with the sensitive fats which have broken down due to bacteria) and the contamination will discolour the amber brownish glass visibly with a blueish greenish or silverish tint showing the meat is not fit for consumption.

Inspiration:
I burned chorizo. It went rock hard but like a huge fuckton of meat juices leaked out, enough to fill like a cup or something and I had it with my chicken and rice. It was one of the best things i'd ever eaten.

Anonymous 11/19/14 (Wed) 12:25:37 c06514 No.996

Te'esk (noun, Lor. orthodox)

When faith in something happening is broken – not by it not happening but by something unexpected or unanticipated happening.

For example: A laminated pack of cans of beer sits in a cupboard. Accidently a brushed hand knocks the beer to the ground. While one expects a consistant acceleration and a deep thud, the pack instead flutters downward like a feather. There is a brief moment of one part awe to two parts incomprehension until one finally realizes: The laminate is empty, but has retained the shape of the cans and the low lighting tricked your brain.

That brief moment is Te'esk. Some might try to dismiss it as being anticlimactic but the truth is the strangeness of the climax gives it a quality that makes it so much more fascinating in that empty "lag moment" of the brain where you can't comprehend what is happening, waiting for everything to catch up mentally and create a reason for what you're seeing.

Te'esk is often experienced by young children during magic tricks, scientists when they probe deeper into quantum mechanics and wives dealing with the frivolities, silliness and overdecisiveness and stubbornness of men who are thought to be a quantum phenomenon in and of themselves by those scientists who'd appreciate more men in their field but are generally either too socially awkward to confront them, unwilling to entertain their competitive ambitions (which end up spinning their wheels in mud) or simply because science should be a girl's only club with no boys allowed.

Anonymous 11/19/14 (Wed) 12:29:18 c06514 No.997

Improvised gravity sensor: Connect quantum modems to GPS satelites to make them lagless then monitor the distortions in time between them. These changes will bleed forwards and backwards and will rise and trough against the median or average and also the expected time.

In doing so, they become pixels with both brightness (time difference) and colour (curve of change).

Effectively by doing so, a planet can be turned into a giant but primitive gravity sensor. The same logically could also be done to a solar-system or even bigger object: Monitoring incredibly small changes over massive distances since both space and time are affected by gravity.

Anonymous 11/19/14 (Wed) 13:01:04 c06514 No.1001

Wyain Nadra

Close to 95% ethanol, a 500ml bottle of Nara contains 38 standard drinks and more than two to four times the lethal amount for an average Lorath adult. While it can be used as a base for mixing drinks, its primary purpose is usually to heat and inhale to reach intoxication via the lungs and is often mixed with perfumes for this purpose if vaporised.

Kcongg bottle

In the freezing cold upper North of Lor before the caps melted, the original practice was to dab a special sponge-like swab made of leather called a Kcongg into the head of the drink, form a cut with a razorblade and then dab the Kcongg into the wound and as such, small perfume bottle sized amounts were kept with the kcongg the only way to get at the contents, with a razorblade built into the base.

The purpose here would be if dranke, it would make breathing difficult. Heating it was a waste of energy. Anything heavier would be a waste of mass and make the ethanol freeze. Rather than intoxication, it could also be used to treat wounds and as a painkiller but could also be used on purpose specifically to trick the body into a semi-feverish condition then to be used as anti-septic on the wound specifically to keep the user warm in a snow-drift. Alternatively, the kcongg could be lit, the metal sheath removed and the glass inside thrown as a moltov cocktail. Alternatively, drinking the whole thing is an unplesant action but the resulting death would be relatively pleasant and euphoric and is much nicer than starving to death.

It is largely seen as a soldier's right to carry a kcongg-bottle on leather strap or in their inside pocket if they're expected to go to a cold climate or a suicide mission. Those who would fight to the death for their nation often carry the bottle anyway. The metal covering of the hardened glass would usually have inscriptions both on the inside and the outside, detailing the conflicts the person in question had survived, the names of their loved ones to notify and was seen as a permanent piece while the bottle inside could be replaced.

Inspiration:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/nicole-bicknell-teenager-dies-after-4641206

Anonymous 11/19/14 (Wed) 13:14:37 c06514 No.1002

Lorath North VS South

<osaka> Interesting fact:
<osaka> Most Northerners are pale and have white hair.
<osaka> Most southerners have dark/tanned skin.
<osaka> Weird climate.
<osaka> There were originally an equal number of seperate castes with them being almost like two clusters or kingdoms.
<osaka> The North survived Aspertyne. The south did not.
<osaka> Ergo most of those castes vanished.
<osaka> So we're down four castes.
<Luca> North too cold?
<osaka> Yeah. The North is very cold.
<osaka> The south is toasty – but now the climate is screwed up because of the blood moon.
<Luca> So Aspertyne couldn't take root there?
<osaka> Exactly. It couldn't spread anywhere near as well.

Helpful tidbit: Luca grew up in Ralt

<Luca> <Luca> *lives in Ralt* "Aiesu we're staying here."
<Luca> http://stararmy.com/wiki/doku.php?id=location:ralt
<osaka> Coincidently, Helashio are primarily from the south.
<osaka> <Aiesu> "Sure, sure. It seems nice."
<Luca> Its a country town
<Luca> (it explains why Luca can't into tech or computers)
* MobileMog (uid48221@b3a4ce10.charlton.f7109e70.com.hmsk) has joined #lazplot
<osaka> Hey Mog.
<MobileMog> Bluuugh waking up early is tantamount to death
<osaka> Ah, his place of birth?
<Luca> Yep
<Luca> Well
<Luca> He was born on Nepleslia, but when he was 5, his family transferred to Ralt.
* osaka nods.
<Luca> Its where he calls home though
<Luca> Hey MobileMog, posted for Akahar. Shotty's pleased with the post but displeased with you (as always…)
<osaka> Seems like Nibleheim.
<osaka> *Nibelheim
<osaka> http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Nibelheim
<MobileMog> Of course he is.
<osaka> http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20081015020027/finalfantasy/images/9/9e/Nibelheim.PNG I love how Nibelheim was only a small render but it left such a huge impression on people.

Anonymous 11/19/14 (Wed) 13:53:22 c06514 No.1003

Jorizzo

Lit: Meat apple

Similar to bleed-meat, jorizo is much softer but stored the same way. It is still quite leathery but makes good hand-food: Carried as a ball with its own skin (similar to fruit) that can be bitten into with spiced meats but without the drying process.

Very hardy and able to last around three to four years, its very very fatty by Lorath standards (and quite normal by Nepleslian) and unhealthy but a favourite of those who live in the northern mountainous regions where the energy is put to use anyway. Common practice is to pick at it then chuck the rest into a big pot of water with vegitables and let it stew for a few hours to get the most out of the core which has the most flavour.

A Freespacer Consortium Member sweetlyPolyphagous 11/28/14 (Fri) 06:49:12 a76b5a No.1053

<osaka>..Dollmaker is also a really good name for a Laz member.
<osaka>I'd make the screen able to move/flex. Like picojelly or something. Sometimes lips or mouths. Sometimes other shapes.
<osaka>Like blowing a rasberry
<osaka>"Pfffft" With a :P face. The eyes pixelated square dots.
<Mog>Hum. . . so basically like a slime-girl type face
<Mog>but
<Mog>with the added ability to solidify and project light
<osaka>yes exactly.
<osaka>And black, like a screen.
<osaka>Elbows sit against hips. Hips are wide, so the arms can't fall flat down: they arch out slightly in an inverted V.
<osaka>That's like the default position.
<osaka>If asking why hips are wide, they have panels which slide open like drawers, loaded with tools. Many layers, like real drawers.
<osaka>I can see her arms being able to split below the elbow.
<osaka>Into two smaller hands.
<osaka>She does this to hold tools and stuff when working.
<osaka>And those can come out on wire slightly, acting as a second bicep: So one set could type, the other working.
<osaka>I think…
<osaka>The stuff her face is made out of
<osaka>The torso should be covered with.
<osaka>So sometimes, she covers her belly up.
<Mog>The glossy stuff?
<osaka>I can see there being a scenario where she puts a huge amount of work into making a face, practicing in a mirror.
<osaka>Wears a wig.
<osaka>Covers her belly ball over similar to the face
<osaka>And wears a swimsuit.
<osaka>Kinda like Aegis.
<osaka>"Well, its fanservice, isn't it?"
<Mog>:p
<osaka>I can also seeing her being able to eat and taste, not digest, just taste and eat.
<osaka>To "fit in".
<osaka>And having a soft-spot for certain kinds of foods or maybe
<osaka>"Would you eat a rectal thermometer? I would. Ah, Mercury: The sweetest of the transition metals."
<Mog>Naw. I don't want this to be an eater.
<osaka>Oki
<osaka>"I never got the hang of teeth or tongues. I can only do lips, eyes, noses and cheeks."
<osaka>"And I struggle with noses."
<osaka>I can see her holding tools in teeth formed adhoc.
<Mog>They need a face to withstand high temperatures and not get burned out.
<osaka>Or using her own face as a tool holder, forehead,
cheeks, whatever.
<osaka>I think it'd be kind of funny if from time to time she experiments with head-gear.
<osaka>Hats, wigs, metal shaped like hair.
<osaka>And keeps a collection of stuff.
<osaka>psudoflesh on face. Drainin away reveal a mirror surface beneath.

Nanomachines? Who gives a crap about Nanomachines? Anonymous 11/30/14 (Sun) 11:58:45 5c75cb No.1059

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[22:47] Luca: `Aiesu. I wonder. Would it be possible to nanomachines an interface into someone's sight?
[22:47] `Aiesu: Well, first
[22:47] Luca: I keep on imagining someone picking up their wallet, then suddenly their cash gets displayed in a corner.
[22:48] `Aiesu: That'd be like asking
[22:48] `Aiesu: "I wonder would it be possible for metal to cut someone?"
[22:48] `Aiesu: Don't use the word nanomachines.
[22:48] Luca: Then they pick up their phone and connectivity starts showing up, as well as time, notification.
[22:48] Luca: Magic?
[22:48] `Aiesu: Its … Not really right. We'll be laughed at decades from now for using the term.
[22:48] Luca: Shall I use that instead?
[22:48] `Aiesu: No, not magicv.
[22:49] `Aiesu: Honestly, you could do it using a colony of bacterium taught to form artificial structures like circuitry and transmission pickups and to interface with the optic nerve.
[22:51] Luca: So, a more biotech angle?
[22:51] `Aiesu: No, just
[22:51] `Aiesu: There comes a point where the two are indistinuishable.
[22:51] `Aiesu: Making proteins do tricks for you *IS* nanoengineering.
[22:51] `Aiesu: People don't seem to get this.
[22:51] `Aiesu: Viruses specifically, are not biotech but you use biotech toys in dealing with them.
[22:52] `Aiesu: So you could say
[22:52] `Aiesu: Use a very specifically designed virus to trick the optic nerve into growing new elements that are designed as the viruses payload.
[22:52] `Aiesu: That kind of
[22:52] `Aiesu: "I made living stuff do my bidding" isn't "biotech".
[22:52] `Aiesu: Because they're just the installer.
[22:52] `Aiesu: You don't say for example that
[22:52] `Aiesu: A fighter jet is a heavy lifting device or machining tool.
[22:52] `Aiesu: Those are things used to MAKE a fighter jet.
[22:53] `Aiesu: Same goes for whatever effective vector of transplantation you're using here.
[22:53] `Aiesu: You need to distinguish that clearly.
[22:54] Luca: mm
[22:55] Luca: I'll probably have to copy this because I'm not gonna remember it off the cuff
[22:55] `Aiesu: Sug it.
[22:55] `Aiesu: Its a huge misconception people make.
[22:55] `Aiesu: Everyone assumes "Oh, well just call it nanomaterials"…
[22:55] `Aiesu: Well no…
[22:55] `Aiesu: We have different variations of carbon nanotubes, don't we?
[22:55] `Aiesu: We don't just call it "carbon nanotubes" anymore.
[22:55] `Aiesu: We have graphene, graphyte, graphoid, etc.
[22:56] `Aiesu: All different applications of similar technology working differently.
[22:56] `Aiesu: We come up with names for things instead of naming them broadly.
[22:56] `Aiesu: We don't say a plane is made out of metal.
[22:56] `Aiesu: We say its something like
[22:56] `Aiesu: "Polycarbonoid acitate, ceramics and hybrid titanium and aluminium alloys."
[22:57] `Aiesu: Or if we're getting really specific with an example that's consistently used throughout applications
[22:57] `Aiesu: We come up with a name for THAT.
[22:57] `Aiesu: Like Chobham for tanks.
[22:57] Luca: alright alright let's not break /sug/

Anonymous 12/02/14 (Tue) 19:18:42 c06514 No.1066

Nanomachines is not tiny metal ants

<`Osaka> "She's quite a specimin, isn't she?"
<MobileMog> >she's trying to lick the walls to dissolve them
<MobileMog> >they're too smooth and strong and nanite enhanced
<`Osaka> Don't use the word nanite, please..
<`Osaka> What is a nano ite?
<`Osaka> That's like
<`Osaka> Ite is a prefix meaning "smaller"
<`Osaka> Meteor. Meteorite.
<`Osaka> So nanite is literally "Small smallest".
<`Osaka> It has no meaning.
<`Osaka> </petpeeves> :3
<`Osaka> </passiveaggression>
<MobileMog> I was always thinking it was nano-mite
<`Osaka> How is a tiny mite going to enhance a wall?
<MobileMog> Well if it was a construction robot. . .
* Eistheid chews on `Osaka's foot.
<`Osaka> …Nothing is a "robot" on that scale.
<`Osaka> Nothing is made of metal on that level.
<`Osaka> Its all organic chemestry.
<`Osaka> Proteins.
<`Osaka> Anything bigger than that isn't nano, its micro.
<`Osaka> Nano is like under 100 nanometers.
* MobileMog sighs
<`Osaka> You don't get components or stuff. You get proteins kludged together like moving chemical lego.
<`Osaka> Its a huge pet peeve of mine that scifi has made nano out to be "oh its like regular technology, just really small!!"
<`Osaka> No, ANYTHING really small is a nanotechology.
<`Osaka> *technology
<`Osaka> Processors, coatings, coverings, materials with functional patterns on the nanoscale like graphite, graphyne, graphene, graphoid or graphone
<`Osaka> "Nanomachines, son" is basically a 90's scifi cop-out.
<`Osaka> Nanomachines would be engineered based on the components and machines we already see working on that scale.
<`Osaka> At 15 nanometers, that would be a virus.
<`Osaka> We can pick apart a virus, reprogram it and build lots of them into a bigger machine of protein components that works on command, even with a simple microprocessor inside it!
<`Osaka> Nanomachines evokes images of tiny metal ants.
<`Osaka> I want to get away from tiny metal ants.
<Eistheid> Urge to troll
<MobileMog> You know what they had in Big Hero6? Fingernail sized gyro-bot things that magnetically linked together.
<`Osaka> That's not a nano-bot. :3
<MobileMog> I know
<`Osaka> If its finernail scale, its just small. And very cool, by the way.
<MobileMog> But it also doesn't have legs
<`Osaka> How did they move? Other than "by moving against or over eachother"? Which is also a legit form of locomotion when you consider how muscle fibres work.
<`Osaka> Can one alone move or do they move in colonies?
<`Osaka> Cause you open it up to lots of really interesting stuff if you use mag-linking.
<MobileMog> It is two prisms on a ball
<`Osaka> Like spheres that can roll in a weird direction.
<`Osaka> Do you have pic? I wanna see. :3
<`Osaka> This sounds super cool.
<MobileMog> The entire plot revolved around them stopping a guy who was using them to make shit
* `Osaka nods.
<MobileMog> Finding.
<MobileMog> It's still too new for anything besides reviews to be up, unfortunately
<MobileMog> On YouTube i mean
<`Osaka> Hoki :3
<MobileMog> http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140718200700/disney/images/4/41/Yokai_BigHero6.jpg
<MobileMog> As close as I'm getting
* `Osaka clars her throat.
<`Osaka> *clears
<`Osaka> Ooh
<`Osaka> Very well done.
<MobileMog> The Kabuki mask has a mental control band in it, for the robots.
<MobileMog> But yeah, you're just gonna have to watch the movie
<MobileMog> Because for another 4 or so months this is all we're getting
<MobileMog> But yeah, small robots. Triangular prisms on a ball. Magnetic locking.
<`Osaka> Clever.
<MobileMog> Prism can rotate around on the ball like a joint.
<`Osaka> https://e621.net/post/show/509500/aloof-anthro-big_breasts-black_and_white-breasts-c
<`Osaka> WAT.
<`Osaka> WAT.
<`Osaka> ALL OF MY WAT
<MobileMog> What about it?
<`Osaka> Who does it resemble?
<`Osaka> Hairstyle. Way of dressing. Glasses.
<`Osaka> https://e621.net/post/show/449480/anthro-clothed-clothing-eyewear-female-glasses-kik Shit, this one's even a rabbit.
<MobileMog> Ah
<`Osaka> https://e621.net/post/show/347633/anthro-armpits-arms_behind_head-bedroom_eyes-breas Resultofseirenscooking/10
<`Osaka> https://e621.net/post/show/132902/ambiguous_gender-anthro-butt-carrot-cub-door-hair-
<`Osaka> <Aiesu> "No, Ey'tis don't eat carrots. That's a really bad stereotype."
<MobileMog> >Seiren gives her a purple salad, sweet and honeylike with a vinegar bite
<MobileMog> <Aiesu> "That was good. What was it?"
<MobileMog> <Seiren> "purple carrots"
<`Osaka> <Aiesu>"…!"
<`Osaka> <Aiesu> "I will not eat purple carrots and duq."
<MobileMog> <Seiren> " but you just did"
<`Osaka> https://e621.net/post/show/204125/clothing-dildo-girly-high_heels-lagomorph-legwear- (nsfw) a pic of Seiren in this pose would be adorable =3=
<MobileMog> Sug it or pm it to me
<MobileMog> So I can remember that for a commission
<`Osaka> Sure

Anonymous 12/02/14 (Tue) 19:20:00 c06514 No.1067

"The Freespacer said it was a 'tasteful weapon'.. "

<`Osaka> Mmm?
<MobileMog> You know those fireworks that go with a big boom, and then it's like, a wave of teeny tiny ones kind of like somebody combined a sheet of bubble wrap and firecrackers?
<DocTomoe> Yes, continue.
<MobileMog> Imagine that. But in flash bang grenade form
<`Osaka> Its called a cluster chaff grenade.
* `Osaka goes back to fapping.
<MobileMog> No
<MobileMog> I mean like, an actual flash bang, and then pinpricks of light and sound that continue for about 5 seconds
<DocTomoe> Mog, it loses its meaning after the first bang.
<DocTomoe> Besides, the strobe-like effects would be counter-productive for personnel intending to breach the room.
<DocTomoe> It would ruin the crap out of night-vision equipment.
* DocTomoe departs for class preparations.
<MobileMog> Who said anything about night vision?
<MobileMog> I never said anything about night vision
<MobileMog> I just want cool confusing things to throw at people
* DocTomoe throws a klein bottle made of ice at Mobilemog
<MobileMog> ?
<DocTomoe> Confusing and cool.
<MobileMog> Klein bottle?
<DocTomoe> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klein_bottle
<MobileMog> Oh one of those
<MobileMog> That's not confusing and cool to throw
<MobileMog> It's just confusing and cool
* MobileMog thinks of a gun that shoots shitty keyboards. "And you can technically call it a frag round because the keys fly everywhere!"
<`Osaka> Hah
<`Osaka> What like, a chemical that ignites the plastic?
<MobileMog> Naw. Just basic conservation of momentum.
<MobileMog> Or are you saying a gun that shoots AT keyboards?
<`Osaka> Hum…
<`Osaka> That shoots shitty keyboards and chemical.
<`Osaka> "In a pinch, you can load it with anything made of beige plastic, really."
<`Osaka> "Or black."
<`Osaka> "In fact, any plastic object loosely that size and shape does."
<`Osaka> "Its basically a slingshot for big blocky things and chemical."
<`Osaka> "The chemical sticks. When it does, the keyboard becomes volatile. When it hits something, the keys fly in all directions and explode when they hit things."
<`Osaka> "Sorta like a clusterbomb."
<MobileMog> Pfft
<MobileMog> That's a wonderful thought
<MobileMog> I make a joke and you turn it into something useable
<`Osaka> That's just how my brain works.
<`Osaka> I figure it sprays the stuff on.
<`Osaka> Like
<`Osaka> "Its a really efficient use of the chemical too."
<`Osaka> "And if you know your chemestry, you can make it out of some pretty common household materials."
<MobileMog> Hehe.
<MobileMog> All I can imagine now are people in an NMX occupied city fighting back with coin guns and keyboard launchers
<`Osaka> "See, plastic being a petrochem can be broken up into more refined forms through a process called cracking which is normally slow and takes hours… This liquid, while pretty volatile, does it in a few seconds, releasing lots of energy – AND THEN the keys when striking something, rendered basically a mixture of tar, butane and early rocket-fuel strike something and explode like napalm."
<`Osaka> "It amazes me that your definition of chemical weapon is 'Makes people's eyes weep a little bit' or 'breaks nerves' or 'stops them from breathing'…"
<`Osaka> "What about the other three essential food-groups?"
<`Osaka> "sticky fire, explosions and acid?"
<MobileMog> Heh, essential food groups
<`Osaka> You should sug this.
<MobileMog> >aka the borderlands weapon types
<MobileMog> Can't. Mobile.
<`Osaka> Aah…
<MobileMog> Just turn off image loading in sug settings
<MobileMog> Worked for Luca.
<MobileMog> Well, automatic image loading.
<`Osaka> "We also have a grenade launcher that shoots VHS tapes and here a pistol that shoots minidiscs. Unfortunately while loaded, it plays the last minidisc in your magazine so whatever music on it is shared with whoever else you're fighting."
<MobileMog> Ha
<`Osaka> "That can either be really badass or just humiliating."
<MobileMog> Suddenly jet set radio battles
<`Osaka> "And its not uncommon to reload the magazine and keep playing the last one if you like the track."
<`Osaka> "Freespacers thought it was a 'weapon of taste', whatever that means"
<MobileMog> I think Phase is gonna use a disc-gun
* `Osaka sugs this.
<MobileMog> Did my settings trick help?
<`Osaka> Settings trick?
<MobileMog> Disable automatic loading of images
<MobileMog> That's what is making it hard to use the main threads on sug, lately. Because so many images.
<MobileMog> Well, opening the threads anyhow
<MobileMog> Because massive drain on data requests

Anonymous 12/02/14 (Tue) 19:21:23 c06514 No.1068

Luca is today an engineer. He solves practical problems!

<osaka> I like the layout of the plate on the torso.
<osaka> I might have to pinch that
<osaka> Are those spikes on the hip fun?
<osaka> Or sub-fins? *confused, but curious*
<osaka> Also dat grin.
<Eistheid> (Also the proportions of her stomach would be about 1.8m x 1.2m)
<osaka> I think I may just have to make it so that when the helmet opens
<osaka> The interlocking parts that slot together to keep it shut
<osaka> Look like teeth.
<Eistheid> Heh
<osaka> I *really* like that, Luca.
<osaka> Also might into hardlight hair too.
<osaka> Also
<osaka> You've done the hips very differently.
<osaka> Distended.
<osaka> I really like that too.
<osaka> You solved a problem I was struggling with.
<osaka> How to make the hips even wider without making the hips wider.
<osaka> The answer it seems is to keep the hips the same but mount the leg on the OUTSIDE Of the ball, not the BOTTOM.
<osaka> So you've solved a problem I had without realising.

Anonymous 12/02/14 (Tue) 19:23:21 c06514 No.1069

Seems legit

<MobileMog> Something something lazarus
<Eistheid> Yamatai says; Terrorist Organization Lazarus.
<MobileMog> Lazarus says: Terrorists? What terrorists? It is clearly Lagrange's fault
<Eistheid> Mhmm

Anonymous 12/02/14 (Tue) 23:34:52 5c75cb No.1070

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>>1068
mfw drawing that thing

Anonymous 12/02/14 (Tue) 23:36:52 c06514 No.1071

>>1070
<`Arlyle> "If you're suggesting I have know knowledge of the sciences, you are sorely mistaken"
<`Arlyle> "…Though I really never could wrap my head around chemestry."
<`Arlyle> "That looks delicious."

Anonymous 12/02/14 (Tue) 23:51:57 c06514 No.1072

<Jim_Werkan> So, how do Llamanel wear uniforms if they dimorphize so much from their…animal spirits?
<`Arlyle> "I wouldn't know. I'm not Lorath."
<Jim_Werkan> "Huh? Oh. Really? Uh."
<`Arlyle> "Uh?"
<`Arlyle> "Ah, to explain. I'm Nepleslian. … Sort of."
* Jim_Werkan 's eyes swivel as he thinks about that, before finally his brain finishes digesting. "Huh?"
<`Arlyle> "I'm Nepleslian."
<Jim_Werkan> "Right."
<Jim_Werkan> "But you look like, well, this?"
<`Arlyle> "Aah… Its taken a lot of reading to figure that out" she seemed rather pleased with herself.
<Jim_Werkan> "Not that there's anything wrong with This, it's just, well…"
<`Arlyle> "I know."
<Jim_Werkan> <,<
* Jim_Werkan decides to stop digging his grave.
<`Arlyle> "In my youth, I was sold to a petshop owner and then purchased by the owner of a library. He didn't know I wasn't a dog. I was small and scarsely different to anyone who didn't know dogs well."
<`Arlyle> "As I got older, I started to change."
<`Arlyle> "He didn't seem to know whether to treat me like a person or like a dog – and tried his hardest for the latter for as long as he could."
<`Arlyle> "And as I got older, more and more like a person, learning to walk on two legs and such and the beginnings of speech, he forbode me from leaving the manor library."
<`Arlyle> "Worried people would see he had a child that was part wolf or something."
<`Arlyle> "With a collar, no less. You can imagine the insenuation."
<`Arlyle> "Anyway… As it turns out, Pnugen they were called, made a lot of mistakes before reaching what the definitively thought was the best choice for what they called a Nepleslian, built ontop of the Gesherin Genome."
* Jim_Werkan thinks. "Well, he did leave it too late to claim he didn't know you were, well, whatever you are. Humanish-shaped."
<`Arlyle> "Humanism will do."
<`Arlyle> "On one hand, I'm immune to most pathogens that affect gesherin. On the other… I don't really look gesherin, so I wasn't suitable."
<`Arlyle> "But my immunities are in every modern Nepleslian today."
<Jim_Werkan> "I thought it was the other way around. Geshrins were built on the Nepleslian genome?"
<Jim_Werkan> "Since, you know, huge swathes of original Nepleslians were wiped out in a psychic plague that Pnugen made, and forced vast parts of the population to migrate to Geshrin models."
<`Arlyle> "I think I'm confusing Nepleslians with Minkan again…"
<Jim_Werkan> "Whatever, semantics. I get the idea. So basically you're almost part neko?"
<`Arlyle> "It goes Nepleslian. Then Geshrin. Then Minkan, right? Well, I'm sort of what you could consider a prototype for the NH1 or NH2."
* Jim_Werkan chuckles and pet pets. "It's okay, the pre-history is so fuked up even I can barely keep track of some of it."
<`Arlyle> "A lot of my common genetic features are still in people today. Granted, without any of the downsides."
<Jim_Werkan> "Well, it'd be pretty cool to be seven feet tall and super strong."
<Jim_Werkan> Except for, you know, doors.
<Jim_Werkan> At least you never have to wear high heals if you're digitigrade!
<`Arlyle> "Or scaring basically everyone you meet. Or really struggling with speech if you've had a drink."
<`Arlyle> "Very funny."
* Jim_Werkan leans out of his chair to check.
<`Arlyle> "I also don't fit into clothes… But I don't feel any less naked most of the time since I've spent so much time living through constructs."
<Jim_Werkan> Well, it could be worse. You could talk Irish when you're drunk.
<`Arlyle> "What's Irish?"
<`Arlyle> "And anyway."
<Jim_Werkan> Because, frankly, everyone struggles to talk after enough drinks.
<`Arlyle> "I'm strong but I have no cardio of any sort so I gass pretty quickly. It looks impressive but I couldn't run or lift anything heavy for very long."
<`Arlyle> "Its all beach muscle, so to speak."
<Jim_Werkan> "Well, to be honest, the ability to get away without wearing clothes is a bit of a perk over here.
<Jim_Werkan> "Because, honestly, humidity sucks over here."
<Jim_Werkan> "I guess the only downside is that your boyfriend will probably need to sit on your lap instead of vice versa.
<`Arlyle> "Hah. Boyfriend."
<`Arlyle> "You're funny."

Anonymous 12/03/14 (Wed) 19:38:54 c06514 No.1079

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Existential crisis averted.

<`Osaka> That track's very Seiren, Mog.
<`Osaka> Stood in an apron over his normal clothes, cooking something. Rebeka sat on a stool, chewing on a wooden spatula like it were a lollipop.
<`Osaka> With his chef's hat.
<`Osaka> <Rebeka> "What's that on your head?"
<`Osaka> <Seiren> "This? Its a chef's hat!"
<`Osaka> <Rebeka> "I want it."
<`Osaka> <Seiren> "Are you cooking?"
<`Osaka> <Rebeka> "Well…"
<`Osaka> <Rebeka> "…"
<`Osaka> <Seiren> "Do you want to?"
<WorkMog> I actually used it for one of the JPs on the Phoenix, Osaka.
<`Osaka> <Rebeka> "…"
<`Osaka> <Rebeka> "… … Not really …"
<WorkMog> Ha
<`Osaka> <Seiren> "Then why do you want the hat?"
<`Osaka> <Rebeka> "Thats… Actually a very good question."
<WorkMog> (It was the JP in which Seiren is modifying the grapple stunner and also CANDY MADE OF LIGHTNING)
<`Osaka> <Rebeka> "Why do I want the hat?"
<`Osaka> <Seiren> (… … Rebeka seems puzzled.)
<`Osaka> <Seiren> (I should leave her to figure this one out.)
<WorkMog> (Now here's an existential question: WHy does anybody want the hat, man? Things to think about!)
<`Osaka> >About 5 minutes later
<`Osaka> <Rebeka> "I think I know why I want the hat."
<`Osaka> <Seiren> "Is it a good reason?"
<`Osaka> <Rebeka> "The best."
<`Osaka> <Seiren> "And you want the hat because… …?"
<`Osaka> <Rebeka> "Because I want the hat."
<`Osaka> <Seiren> (… What?)
<`Osaka> <Seiren> "Isn't that circular reasoning?"
<`Osaka> <Rebeka> "Well, the hat /is/ round."
<`Osaka> <Seiren> (…She almost makes sense.)
<WorkMog> HA
<`Osaka> <Seiren> (…I'd best not think on it more.)
<`Osaka> <Seiren> "Here you go."
<`Osaka> <Rebeka> "Thank-you."
<`Osaka> <Seiren> (Existential crisis averted.)
<`Osaka> I imagine it like RPG dialog in my head.
<`Osaka> With little sprites in a kitchen.
<`Osaka> And dialog boxes!
<`Osaka> And their facial expressions in the corner.
<WorkMog> We should ask Luca about that :p
<`Osaka> Heh.
<`Osaka> <Seiren> (…She's eating my utensils again…)
<`Osaka> Brackets are thoughts!
<WorkMog> yes.
<`Osaka> <Rebeka> (…I'm eating the utensils again…)
<WorkMog> HA
<`Osaka> >Two dialog boxes at the same time, like in FF7
<`Osaka> >She seems almost disappointed.

Anonymous 12/03/14 (Wed) 19:40:54 c06514 No.1080

Flying Turtle

<`Osaka> >Two dialog boxes at the same time, like in FF7
<`Osaka> >She seems almost disappointed.
<`Osaka> >In herself.
<`Osaka> <Rebeka> *deadpan* "Gaourankhn."
<`Osaka> <Seiren> "…?"
<`Osaka> <Rebeka> "G…GAAAAOOOUUUURAAAAAAAAANKHNN."
<`Osaka> <Seiren> "What are you doing?"
<`Osaka> <Rebeka> "You told me if I want to destroy things I have to make the right sound."
<`Osaka> <Seiren> "I'm not sure what you're getting at…"
<`Osaka> <Rebeka> "Aren't we about to storm a city?"
<`Osaka> <Seiren> "?!"
<`Osaka> <Rebeka> "I'm going to be ready for that flying turtle."

Anonymous 12/03/14 (Wed) 19:45:53 c06514 No.1081

"Factory Fortress" – a factory so huge that its size and complexity and the dangers of its inherent construction and moving parts are the deterrant, not conventional weapons… Hummm…

Anonymous 12/03/14 (Wed) 22:01:51 c06514 No.1082

Interview: What does everyone think of when they masturbate?

Imagine the following as jump-cuts to different people.

<`Osaka> …I wonder what everyone thinks of when they masturbate?
<`Osaka> <Rebeka> "What's masturbate?"
<`Osaka> <Seiren> "T-That's my own business."
<`Osaka> <Aiesu> "Haaa… I've got a collection, actually. Do you want to see?"
<`Osaka> <Arlyle> "bestialityhasitsownappealiguess"
<`Osaka> <Luca> "That's a good question."
<`Osaka> <Allison> "Everything."
<`Osaka> <Sana> "Him."
<`Osaka> <Miles> "Her."
<Eistheid> Adorable.
<`Osaka> <Blackwolf> "I'm not telling."
<`Osaka> <Bacon-chan> "You."
<`Osaka> <Yui> "Me."
<Eistheid> The laughter.. It hurts.
<`Osaka> <Echelon> "I masturbate?"
<`Osaka> <Tamamo> "Insufficient data."
<`Osaka> >Second half of this
<`Osaka> <Rebeka> "People … Actually do that? Maybe Seiren can show me or something. I still don't understand."
<`Osaka> <Seiren> "…W-Well… I have these costumes…"
<WorkMog> goddamnitseiren.jpg
<`Osaka> <Aiesu> "And this I won on an online auction. Apparently she actually wore it."
<`Osaka> <Arlyle> "Admittedly… … I've always wondered what going for a walk would be like."
<`Osaka> <Luca> "Hmmmm…"
<`Osaka> <Allison> "What? I thought we were done here."
<`Osaka> <Sana> "My husband."
<`Osaka> <Miles> "Mai waifu."
<`Osaka> <Blackwolf> "Hmph."
<`Osaka> <Bacon-chan> "!"
<`Osaka> <Yui> "<3"
<WorkMog> heh
<Eistheid> That was great.
<`Osaka> I imagine it being like
<`Osaka> There's a cut each time.
<`Osaka> Like footage in a mashup interview.
<`Osaka> Different people each cut.
<`Osaka> Later you get things like
<`Osaka> Blackwolf and Arlyle bunched up and struggling to look at eachother because they both know why they've been put together but don't want the other to know.
<`Osaka> Sana with Miles on her shoulder.
<`Osaka> Rebeka with Seiren on her shoulder, deciding "its not important". Seiren is naturally in some skimpy magical girl cosplay with a bright blushy smile. Rebeka too is also dressed up to the part as a prince, not understanding the relevancy.
<`Osaka> Allison is bunched up with everyone. Nobody knows why.
<`Osaka> Bacon-chan and Yui are having tea. Bacon-chan is explaining some kirkism away the same way a child does its day out. Yui seems content to listen.
<WorkMog> Is that why they call her blackwolf? (badum tish)
<`Osaka> Actually
<`Osaka> Yes it is.
<WorkMog> (That's YOUR joke)
<`Osaka> Heh
<`Osaka> She used to spend time with L'manel
<`Osaka> As part of "intersitial mixed caste force training"
<WorkMog> It's still floating around on one of the pads
<`Osaka> And as a result, ended up "trying" the aspectation ceremony.
<WorkMog> heheh
<`Osaka> She still has the scars on her hips from a wolf about the same size as she was.
<`Osaka> But Blackwolf can't bring herself to own a dog.
<WorkMog> haah
<`Osaka> Arlyle on the other hand is a giant massochist.
<`Osaka> Things ordinary to dogs she wants to try.
<`Osaka> She secretly wants not to be treated like a person, to be told she's disgusting, filth and an animal and a beast.
<`Osaka> And it makes her eyes twinkle a bit thinking about it.
<Luca|Phone2> Saucy~
<`Osaka> <Arlyle> "C-Can you even imagine visiting the kennels?"
<WorkMog> !!!
* Eistheid disolves into laughter.
<WorkMog> Suddenly a Luca!
<`Osaka> <Arlyle>"Sh..Sharing a pen… with so many…"
<`Osaka> <Arlyle> *hiccup*
<Luca|Phone2> How tall is she anyway?
<WorkMog> LIke 6-7feet probz
<`Osaka> Slightly shorter than Rebeka.
<`Osaka> I think.
<`Osaka> She's big. But she isn't slender.
<`Osaka> She has the bulk.
<`Osaka> The strength.
<`Osaka> No part of her is small or petite.
<WorkMog> mm
<WorkMog> so basically like the kemono from that comic
<Luca|Phone2> Mm…
<`Osaka> Mm, but she has proper calves. Her digit-grades begin where her ankles would be.
<Luca|Phone2> Would you be broken by her if she rode you?
<`Osaka> No clue. Depends on the position.
<`Osaka> I can see her climbing over her partner if they're smaller and putting zero weight on them.
<`Osaka> Smothering them like a blanket.
<Luca|Phone2> https://media.8chan.co/sug/src/1417611007152-2.jpg (SFW?, Unrelated) "Haa…"
<Luca|Phone2> What about cowgirl position?
<`Osaka> <Arlyle> "…I wouldn't want to hurt anyone…"

Anonymous 12/03/14 (Wed) 22:03:45 c06514 No.1083

Interview: "FETCH!"

* You are now known as `Arlyle
<`Arlyle> "Is this an interview or something?"
<Eistheid> (Arlyle needs brushies.)
<`Arlyle> "…What's this?"
* `Arlyle holds up a small package of plastic
<`Arlyle> "Dentibone…?"
<`Arlyle> "Are you serious?"
<`Arlyle> >Grumbling quietly as she unwraps the thing, rolling it in her hands.
* Eistheid is now known as Tamamo
<Tamamo> "If you don't want it, I'll take it."
<WorkMog> >somebody buys her a bar gag shaped like a bone but fitted like a muzzle
<`Arlyle> "…Wait… What's this?"
* `Arlyle reaches to take something from the camera-person
* `Arlyle dangles it from every angle trying to make sense of it before trying to bite the bone: straps behind her. Needless to say in this moment it "clicks" as to what she's got in her hands.
<`Arlyle> "You're serious?"
* Tamamo pilfers the dentibone while Arlyle is distracted.
<`Arlyle> "What am I supposed to do with this? I can't work the straps. They're too small."
<`Arlyle> >Someone on set gets up and helps her: One stood on a stool, the other holding their waist to support their balance as they do up all the straps. A third holds up a large sheet mirror.
<`Arlyle> >She holds her cheeks – if she could blush, she'd be doing it. Hips swaying, teeth clenching against the bone – moments from ripping it off but unable to remove it
<`Arlyle> >She looks desperately from them to the camera, muffling about the bone.
<Tamamo> (So cute.)
<WorkMog> heheheheh
<Luca|Phone2> Hehehe
<WorkMog> (we're all going to hell but it's a wonderful ride there)
<Tamamo> (Speak for yourself.)
<Luca|Phone2> Swapping networks
* Luca|Phone (androirc@6ca5ed95.14055a98.120.17.imsk) has joined #lazplot
* Luca|Phone is now known as Luca|Work
<Luca|Work> (ARG. Log's gone)
* `Arlyle continued pulling, not really sure what to do now – sat on the stool, bent forward pulling at the thing. Even though she was growling, teeth bared at the intimidated staff filming, her tail wouldn't stop wagging.
<Tamamo> (Awh)
<Tamamo> (Also.. Adorable.)
* Luca|Phone2 has quit (Ping timeout: 260 seconds)
<`Arlyle> "RRrrrrrrrr… Aurrrrrrrrrrrrghk… R-….Ngghk!?"
<`Arlyle> >Someone is bouncing a ball against the floor, back into their hands. A red rubber tennis ball.
<`Arlyle> >She points with a clawed finger to the bit in her teeth, whimpering.
<`Arlyle> >They throw it anyway.
<`Arlyle> >She looks from them.
<`Arlyle> >To it.
<`Arlyle> >To them.
<`Arlyle> >To it.
<`Arlyle> >Increasingly pained each time.
<`Arlyle> >Bluh what do
<`Arlyle> >Hunched over, she gets up off the stool, slowly walks over to the corner, picks up the ball in her hand, returns, sits on the stool.
<`Arlyle> >They hold out their hand, wanting to take it back.
<`Arlyle> >She hands it over.
<`Arlyle> >They do it again.
<`Arlyle> >It happens again.
<`Arlyle> >This time when they hold their hand open, she hesitates.
<`Arlyle> >It all happens again.
<`Arlyle> >This time when they open their hands to take the ball back
<`Arlyle> >She throws it over the director's head into one of the cameras and points angrily for them to go get it.
<WorkMog> (HAHAHAHAHA)
<Tamamo> (<3)

Anonymous 12/03/14 (Wed) 22:04:36 c06514 No.1084

Interview: Petting Zoo

<`Arlyle> >The person wearily approaches and starts trying to stroke the topside of her muzzle.
<`Arlyle> >She growls at first
<`Arlyle> >But puts up no resistance.
<`Arlyle> >Fast forward: A few minutes later she's laid out on the floor, still with the bone in her teeth but not the harness, head in an ordinary person's lap.
<`Arlyle> >They can't get up because her arms are around their waist and she's too heavy
<`Arlyle> >everytime they try to move, she growls.
<Tamamo> (This is great.)
<`Arlyle> >Soon, she's laid on her back.
<`Arlyle> >Knees up, apart.
<`Arlyle> >Arms outstretched
<`Arlyle> >Dreamy eyes, tongue hanging from the corner of her mouth down the side of her face
<`Arlyle> >The petting person .. hesitates.
<`Arlyle> "Why did you stop?"
<`Arlyle> "… … Are those nipples?"
<`Arlyle> "Yes. Everybody has nipples. Even you have nipples."
<`Arlyle> "I don't have twelve."
<`Arlyle> "And?"
<`Arlyle> "…They're firm."
<`Arlyle> "…Its cold."
<`Arlyle> "You're wearing a coat."
<`Arlyle> "I'm nude, what are you talking about?"
<`Arlyle> "You are ALWAYS wearing a coat."
<`Arlyle> "… … Well…"
<`Arlyle> "Director?"
<`Arlyle> "Yes?"
<`Arlyle> "If something happens, what am I persecuted with? Sexual assault or bestality?"
<`Arlyle> "Probably besti–"
<`Arlyle> "IBEGYOURPARDON!?"

Anonymous 12/03/14 (Wed) 22:06:00 c06514 No.1085

Interview: Bad dog, no biscuit!

<`Arlyle> >They give her someone else, a dog trainer this time, not a random member of the cast who doesn't really know.
<`Arlyle> "Whozzagoodgirl…?"
<`Arlyle> "Oohh I don't knowww.. Heeee…"
<`Arlyle> >Tickling her belly
<`Arlyle> "Whozzagoodgirl…?"
<`Arlyle> "Idon'tknowww~! Haaa…"
<`Arlyle> "Heh."
<`Arlyle> "… … So who's a good girl?"
<`Arlyle> "What?"
<`Arlyle> "You never told me."
<`Arlyle> "… … I thought it was obvious."
<`Arlyle> "W-Well…"
<`Arlyle> "Aaah. You want me to say it?"
<`Arlyle> >She's wagging her tail again
<`Arlyle> "Alright."
<`Arlyle> "Heee…"
<`Arlyle> "Arlyle's a good girl!"
<`Arlyle> "…I-I-I'm not a dog. T..That's very condescending…"
<`Arlyle> "Then why are you wagging your tail?"
<`Arlyle> "I-I can't help it."
<`Arlyle> "Oh?"
<`Arlyle> "I'm… Itchy."
<`Arlyle> "Do you want a scratch?"
<`Arlyle> "No, I-OoOoOoOoOoUuUuUuHhHhhh…"
<`Arlyle> "Is it nice?"
<`Arlyle> "NnnnnOoOoOoOoOooo..?"
<Tamamo> (*Contentedly watches while chewwing on the dentibone.*)
<`Arlyle> >She sounds like a dog howling when saying this
<`Arlyle> "You hate this, don't you?"
<`Arlyle> "OooOoOoYessss…. Heeeee…"
<`Arlyle> "Its awful, isn't it?"
<`Arlyle> "Mmmmyyyyep~"
<`Arlyle> (Crew) "…He's got her eating out of his hand"
<`Arlyle> (Director) "He's a professional trainer. They call him the dog whisperer."
<`Arlyle> (Crew) "Whys that?"
<`Arlyle> >They're now spooning, he's making whispery noises in her ear while rubbing her belly… She looks like she's getting the best back massage of her life or she's visiting a chairopractor for the first time
<`Arlyle> (Crew) "Oh. Isn't this a little weird?"
<`Arlyle> (Director) "Its supposed to be a documentary but if this goes south, we can always sell it abroad to another market. Keep filming."
<Tamamo> (Hah)
<`Arlyle> >Soon things are normal for a long time.
<`Arlyle> >Asking her questions about the consortium, long after things have blown over.
<`Arlyle> >She presents what's an overly sympathetic view, as if she's detatched.
<`Arlyle> >Occasionally she gets over-excited but speaks best with her head in the trainer's lap. It seems to feel safe.
<`Arlyle> (Crew) "Why's she always got her head there?"
<`Arlyle> (Director) "Some people just smell good to dogs, he said."
<`Arlyle> >They both look at eachother awkwardly.
<`Arlyle> (Crew) "…What's that?"
<`Arlyle> (Director) "…Peanut butter."
<`Arlyle> (Director) "…He's feeding her a spoonful of peanut butter every time she answers a question."
<`Arlyle> (Crew) "Simple minds, I guess."
<WorkMog> (HA)'
<Tamamo> (And thus the Consortium was undone..)
<`Arlyle> (Because of peanut-butter and a man who didn't mind petting her.)
<`Arlyle> >Rubbing her belly
<`Arlyle> "Nnnn… Lower…"
<`Arlyle> "Lower…"
<`Arlyle> "Lllllower…"
<`Arlyle> "Keep goinggg.."
<Tamamo> (This is familiar.)
<`Arlyle> "N-No, lower than that…"
<`Arlyle> "Haaaaa…"
<`Arlyle> (Director) "I have the weirdest boner."
<`Arlyle> (Crew) "…That's her belly-button."
<`Arlyle> (Director) "…I said it was weird, didn't I?"
<Tamamo> (Hah.)

Anonymous 12/03/14 (Wed) 22:07:15 c06514 No.1086

Behind the Scenes: Oh dear.

<`Arlyle> >Lafter, afterwards, they're still sat together. The set is empty.
<`Arlyle> "You know, you could have kept going lower."
<`Arlyle> (Trainer) "I know."
<`Arlyle> "What do you mean you know?"
<`Arlyle> (Trainer) "…You've been suckling peanut butter off my fingers for about an hour now."
<`Arlyle> "I don't like the taste of the spoon."
<`Arlyle> (Trainer) "No, you wanted to put ideas in my head."
<`Arlyle> "Liar."
<`Arlyle> "H-Haahnk.."
<`Arlyle> "W-What are you?!"
<`Arlyle> >The trainer holds his fingers up, clear fluid like melted cheese between them, hanging in thick clear ropes.
<`Arlyle> (Trainer) "I'm the liar."
<`Arlyle> "T..That's right.."
<`Arlyle> (Trainer) "Huh… I see…"
<`Arlyle> "What?"
<`Arlyle> (Trainer) "I see, I see."
<`Arlyle> "WHAT?"
<`Arlyle> (Trainer) "Close your eyes."
<`Arlyle> "I'm functionally blind, why should I–"
<`Arlyle> >In a firm commanding voice "Close them."
<`Arlyle> >She's doing as she's told
<`Arlyle> >Carefully, he sneaks out from under her and leaves the set.
<`Arlyle> "… … …"
<`Arlyle> "… … Hello?"
<`Arlyle> "… … … … Hello…?"
<WorkMog> (Well now I am sad)
<Tamamo> (Another masterfully crafted heartwrenching tale.)

Anonymous 12/03/14 (Wed) 22:07:40 c06514 No.1087

Making friends
<`Arlyle> >They soon return with another dog. She feels her face hit the floor, something pulling her tail up. Sensitive, she's up on her knees. She can hear… Sniffing? Something cold against her backside.
<`Arlyle> "H-H-Hey what at are y…"
<`Arlyle> "!!"
<Tamamo> (Act 2: Fanservice)
<`Arlyle> "H..Hh…Nnnnnnnnnnnnh… Stop lickingg.."
<`Arlyle> "SSsssSssSs.sstop it…"
<`Arlyle> "But you're a good girl, aren't you? He's excited."
<`Arlyle> "H-He?"
<`Arlyle> "Seth. He's a giant Alaskan Malamute. Big dog."
<`Arlyle> "….Wh…"
<`Arlyle> "I think he likes you."
<`Arlyle> "helikesme??"
<`Arlyle> "Mmm. That's right."
<`Arlyle> "…makehimstop…"
<`Arlyle> "But you'd ask him to do it again."
<`Arlyle> "noiwouldn't…"
<`Arlyle> "Seth."
<`Arlyle> "… … … … …"
<Luca|Work> (…!)
<`Arlyle> "You look sour."
<`Arlyle> "…Well…"
<`Arlyle> "I told you."
<`Arlyle> "No you didn–"
<`Arlyle> *whistling*
<`Arlyle> "A-Ahh… Hagkhk— ow ow ow ow ow ow ow…"
<`Arlyle> "He's enthusiastic, isn't he?"
<`Arlyle> "Yuuuus…"
<`Arlyle> "UuuuUUuuuUUuuuUUuuuUUuu…"
<`Arlyle> "Is it nice?"
<`Arlyle> "ShUTupSHutUPshUTup.."
<`Arlyle> "Huh… He looks proud of his handiwork…"
<Luca|Work> (( I got a reply back from the novelist saying they'll be private about the novel ))
<`Arlyle> "heezallstuck…"
<Tamamo> (So tsundere)
<`Arlyle> "That's called a knot, dear."
<Tamamo> ((That is good to hear Luca|Work))
<`Arlyle> "Awhaat?"
<WorkMog> (Nice, Luca)
<Luca|Work> (Also HNNG)
<`Arlyle> "A knot. He really wants to knock you up… Kennel you up a litter?"
<`Arlyle> "Nononnonoo..Uhuuuu.. H-HeySTAYSTILLYOUIDIOT"
<`Arlyle> "You hurt his feelings…"
<`Arlyle> "Hewon'tstopfidgetingg"
<`Arlyle> "Well yeah, he's excited."
<`Arlyle> "Owww…"
<`Arlyle> "Your tummy looks full… He cums like a horse, doesn't it?"
<`Arlyle> "…myhipsdon'tevenmeetthefloor…"
<Luca|Work> (Ndhshrhqjfsjgdkwemsgrjf)

Anonymous 12/03/14 (Wed) 22:08:19 c06514 No.1088

Chasing Rabbits, Nice Dream

<`Arlyle> >twitching, snorting
<`Arlyle> <Seiren> "Oh look, she's chasing rabbits."
<`Arlyle> <Aiesu> "What?"
<`Arlyle> <Seiren> "Dreaming."
<`Arlyle> <Seiren> "What do you think she's dreaming about? She looks so happy…"
<`Arlyle> <Aiesu> "…You really really don't want to know."
<`Arlyle> <Seiren> "I'm flattered."
<`Arlyle> <Aiesu> "That's not what I meant."
<WorkMog> (PFFT)
<Luca|Work> Hah
<`Arlyle> <Arlyle> "No more… I'm so full… Fwaa…"
<`Arlyle> <Seiren> "Food?"
<`Arlyle> <Aiesu> "Hah!"
<Tamamo> (Heh)

Anonymous 12/03/14 (Wed) 22:08:43 c06514 No.1089

Lucky Charms

<`Arlyle> <Seiren> "Eygh… Is that?"
<`Arlyle> <Aiesu> "No, she isn't peeing."
<`Arlyle> >It takes Seiren a moment to realise what's happening before recoiling in horror, having been bent over watching closely… Only now for him to advance back curiously, watching over Aiesu's shoulder.
<`Arlyle> <Aiesu> "Feel free. She sleeps heavier than a ton of bricks."
<`Arlyle> <Seiren> "….Feel free to what?"
<`Arlyle> <Aiesu> "We both know what you're thinking about."
<`Arlyle> <Seiren> "Hmph. Don't be groady."
<`Arlyle> <Aiesu> "Don't be dishonest."
<`Arlyle> "Don't be soft…"
<`Arlyle> <Seiren> "!!?"
<`Arlyle> <Aiesu> "She's still asleep."
<`Arlyle> <Aiesu> "You look disappointed."
<`Arlyle> <Aiesu> "Thankfully some of us are immune to your charms."
<`Arlyle> <Seiren> "I have NO idea WHAT you're talking about."
<`Arlyle> <Rebeka> "Lucky charms?"
<Tamamo> (Hah.)
<`Arlyle> <Rebeka> "He eats two bowls every morning."
<`Arlyle> <Aiesu> "What?"
<`Arlyle> <Rebeka> "He hates the blue ones."
<WorkMog> (Is that why he's so charming?)
<`Arlyle> <Aiesu> "WHAT?"
<`Arlyle> <Rebeka> "The dog looks happy."
<`Arlyle> <Rebeka> "… What would Allison say…"
<`Arlyle> >Rebeka renders a thumbs up to Seiren, thinking her satisfied smile and leakiness is his doing.
<`Arlyle> <Rebeka> "Goodjobbu."
<`Arlyle> <Rebeka> "You have pacified the enemy."
<`Arlyle> <Rebeka> "You learn quickly."
<WorkMog> (HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA)
<`Arlyle> >Aiesu's in hysterics
<`Arlyle> <Aiesu> "She has no idea, does she?"
<`Arlyle> <Seiren> "Whatever she is doesn't reproduce sexually."
<`Arlyle> <Seiren> "In fact, I'm not sure she even reproduces at all."
<`Arlyle> <Rebeka> "Produce what?"
<`Arlyle> <Seiren> "Nothing."
<`Arlyle> <Rebeka> "Are we baking?"
<`Arlyle> <Seiren> "No."
<`Arlyle> <Rebeka> "I brought my spatula."
<`Arlyle> <Seiren> "Why would you bring that here?"
<`Arlyle> <Rebeka> "Incase something needs stirring, of course."
<`Arlyle> <Aiesu> "He's done pleanty of stirring~"
<Luca|Work> (Would Seiren even be able to please that beast?)
<`Arlyle> <Seiren> "Shut up!"
<`Arlyle> >Aiesu cackles.
<Tamamo> (It is no the size of the tool, but how you use it!)

Anonymous 12/04/14 (Thu) 12:03:53 c06514 No.1094

Now canon

<`Aiesu> Kodomono no Jikan. Aiesu's formulative years.
* `Aiesu laughs
* You are now known as `Osaka
<`Osaka> >Trying to seduce teacher
<`Osaka> >Pulls her undies down alone in classroom
<`Osaka> "If I screamed at the top of my lungs… What do you think would happen, teacher?"
<`Osaka> <Aiesu> "And that's when I discovered blackmail."
<`Osaka> <Seiren> "…How old were you?"
<`Osaka> <Aiesu> "About seven."
<`Osaka> <Seiren> "…And you don't like visiting Yamatai?"
<`Osaka> <Aiesu> "When I want it, its fine because I'm a woman. That's normal and healthy."
<`Osaka> <Aiesu> "Everyone knows men aren't supposed to enjoy sex."
<`Osaka> <Aiesu> "And if you pander to one, you're less of woman."

Anonymous 12/04/14 (Thu) 13:31:07 c06514 No.1095

Kalopsia Rule

<`Osaka> Fun learning:
<`Osaka> Commonly how desirable a character is for ERP is usually directly inproportionate to how perverse they are no matter how they look or act. Everybody wants what they shouldn't have, not what they CAN'T have.

Mushroom mushroom

<`Osaka> <Aiesu> "Is that your magical girl shit?"
<`Osaka> <Seiren> "Yes, if you shut up long enough to let me watch it."
<`Osaka> <Aiesu> "Is that the guy you like?"
<`Osaka> <Seiren> "Shut up."
<`Osaka> <Show> "He needs things!"
<`Osaka> <Aiesu> "Like mushrooms."
<`Osaka> <Seiren> "Shut. Up."
<`Osaka> <Aiesu> "IN HIS HAIR~"
<`Osaka> <Seiren> "SHUT. UP."
<`Osaka> >Later
<`Osaka> <Aiesu> "Hello? What? You're going to the cinema with your classmates? Ah.. I'm not invited? What do you mean I'm bad to watch stuff with? NO I'M NOT disappointed! Aha! Not at all, have fun!"
<`Osaka> *click*
<`Osaka> <Aiesu> "…Uuuuugh."

Anonymous 12/04/14 (Thu) 14:50:54 c06514 No.1096

Aiesu makes perverts uncomfortable

<`Osaka> …I can see Aiesu being the sort who when asked to give head, ends up rubbing her cheek against the thing and cuddling it for at least half of it, kissing it and acting like a child with a new pet.
<`Osaka> <Person> "T…That's actually kind of disturbing… Could you not?"

Arlyle and puppies

<`Osaka> <Aiesu> "Ggk!"
<`Osaka> <Arlyle> "…They keep biting my chest."
<`Osaka> <Lalah> "They're trying to plug. They think you're their mother."
<`Osaka> <Arlyle> "W-Wh… R..Really?"
<`Osaka> *Lalah nods
<`Osaka> <Arlyle> "Oh gosh they're so cute…"
<`Osaka> <Arlyle> "Ow!"
<`Osaka> <Lalah> "Here."
<`Osaka> <Arlyle> "Oh~ You were just thirsty weren't you?" *bottlefeeding two
<`Osaka> <Arlyle> "Poor poor darling…"
<`Osaka> <Aiesu> "…Is being a mother really like that?"
<`Osaka> <Seiren> "Beats me."
<`Osaka> <Aiesu> "Nobody asked you, twerp."
<`Osaka> <Rebeka> "Huh…"
<Luca> >Now Rebeka's wondering what a 'twerp' is.

Anonymous 12/04/14 (Thu) 14:51:14 c06514 No.1097

Many Seiren

<`Osaka> >Later, Rebeka is in a room with many Seiren constructs
<`Osaka> <Rebeka> *calling out* "Miss Kalopsia!"
<`Osaka> <Aiesu> "Yes?" *from catwalk*
<`Osaka> <Rebeka> "Does this mean I had puppies?"
<`Osaka> <Aiesu> "Wh..What?"
<`Osaka> <Rebeka> "Am. I. A mother?"
<`Osaka> >The Seirens all burst into a fit of simultanious giggles, sounding like a classroom of young girls.
<MobileMog> Pffft
<MobileMog> Now there's a funny thought
<Luca> This is Too Many Seirens
<MobileMog> A problem some people wouldn't mind.
* Luca imagines REbeka being overcome by Seirens
<`Osaka> >Rebeka is like that gif of the mother dog being chased by puppies who doesn't know what to do with them, looking at the camera as if saying "help" – ears visibly drooping as she stares at Aiesu.
<`Osaka> <Rebeka> "… … … …"
<`Osaka> <Aiesu> "What?"
<`Osaka> <Rebeka> "… … …"
<Luca> >Barely audible whine from Rebeka.
<`Osaka> Oh gosh yes
<`Osaka> <Aiesu> "WHAT!? I can't help you with this! You wanted him back! That didn't mean push the button FIFTY TIMES."
<`Osaka> <Aiesu> "Your impatience did this!"
<`Osaka> >The Seiren's all converge trying to hug her, all saying "Poor Rebeka"
<`Osaka> >The whining is getting louder
<`Osaka> >This becomes a feedback loop
<`Osaka> >By the time Aiesu's leaving, Rebeka looks like she's just been given a death-sentence with a thousand yard stare.
* Luca imagines the expression on her face.
<`Osaka> <Rebeka> (mouthing the words) "/help/. /me/."
<`Osaka> >She is covered and submerged in a crowd of Seiren, disappearing – resembling the scene in Terminator 2 where he's sinking into the moltern metal. No thumbs up. Just a hand reaching out for help, puppy-eyes vanishing into the swarm of little boys.
<`Osaka> >Watching as she slowly sinks
<`Osaka> >Gone
<`Osaka> >Aiesu stops in the corridor above, glancing back over her shoulder, briefly wondering if she should help before continuing on her way.
<`Osaka> >Inside the pile of Seiren faces and hair and little boys, she's sat down. Its like sitting in a bush or thicket of living persons, all trying to vy for her attention, asking her questions, all eyes on her.
<`Osaka> >She glances from each to each, about to reply before asked again and being silenced.
<`Osaka> >This loop goes on for hours.
<`Osaka> >When things are all resolved after mission
<`Osaka> >Whenever Seiren enters a room, Rebeka leaves it.
<`Osaka> <Seiren> "Is she avoiding me?"

Too many Seiren

<Luca> is this before or after sugar is introduced into the mix?
* WorkMog (Mibbit@14055a3b.a5557c.199.94.imsk) has joined #lazplot
<`Osaka> <Aiesu> "I think she might be."
<`Osaka> Hah good question.
<`Osaka> >Back in the crowd
<`Osaka> >One of the Seirens gets curious, knowing he can blame another and tugs at the zipper of her bodysuit
<`Osaka> >Soon mob-mentality takes form: She's ripped of the thing and left naked, only moments later to be dive-bombed like American Grid Iron football
<`Osaka> >Luca soon returns, glancing down from the cat-walk
<`Osaka> >The rounded metal pit is now full of caster sugar. Rebeka is laid out, Seirens all spooning her from almost all directions and then eachother. A very very tiny television on the opposite end is playing Seiren's favourite show.
<`Osaka> >They all cheer or boo whenever something happens
<Luca> >Luca's face is just full of what.
<`Osaka> >Rebeka is flat out unconscious, drooling, head back, eyes glazed.
<`Osaka> <Aiesu> "Huh… Seiren overload?"
<Luca> <Luca> "Why are there …" *counts* "thirty of them? Where's the real one?"
<`Osaka> <Aiesu> "I know doing that to her doesn't seen in his character but mob mentality is a frightening thing, espcially when its a mob of you."
<`Osaka> <Aiesu> "Trying to get her out of there."
<`Osaka> <Aiesu> "He's in the control-room trying to work the door so he can rescue her."
<Luca> <Luca> "I need to distract them so he can get an opening."
<`Osaka> <Aiesu> "But yeah, when there's a crowd of yourself… And you know what you like… things get pretty nasty pretty quickly. All it takes is one to do it jokingly and they all do it seriously."
<`Osaka> <Aiesu> "What are you gonna do?"
<`Osaka> >Later, he drops into the pit
<Luca> (Aw I was gonna do something!)
<`Osaka> >Fifty Seiren are covering their naked bodies, yelling "Kyaa~"
<`Osaka> >This is of course just Aiesu's imagination
<`Osaka> <Arlyle> "What is she making that face for?"
<Luca> (wait they're all naked?)
<`Osaka> (In Aiesu's imagination alone.)
<`Osaka> (Rebeka has no 'parts', so she's technically never naked.)

Anonymous 12/04/14 (Thu) 14:51:32 c06514 No.1098

NRFB
<Luca> >Luca holds up some action figures he bought. Ones from Seiren's favourite show and goes "HEY IF ANY OF YOU CAN CATCH ME YOU GET TO KEEP THESE!" He then grappleguns out and makes a run for it.
<Luca> >They're rare figurines.
<Luca> >Never opened before.
<Luca> >Worth SHITLOADS. Luca bought them on a whim of course.
<Luca> >"I GOT THIS IDEA FORM A STORY LALAH TOLD ME ABOUT A GOLDEN APPLE OR SOMETHING!"
<`Osaka> >They're all amazed.
<`Osaka> >And now talking about it.
<`Osaka> >Like some geek convention
<`Osaka> >And now so busy talking about it they've forgotten he's there.
<`Osaka> <Arlyle> "They'd all be virgins if they weren't adorable."
<Luca> >Luca waves it around some more.
<`Osaka> >They don't seem to notice.
<Luca> <Luca> "Who's to say they haven't already decided to try each other…?"
<`Osaka> <Arlyle> "Think of something that'll get their attention. Plan B– … WH… DON'T PUT THAT IN MY HEAD!"
<Luca> >Luca opens the box.
<`Osaka> >Silence
<`Osaka> >Perfect
<`Osaka> >Unbreakable
<`Osaka> >Silence
<`Osaka> >They all turn their heads and stare
<Luca> >Ear to ear shit eating grin on Luca.
<`Osaka> <Arlyle> "DAMNIT RUN! GET OUT OF THERE!"
<Luca> >He grappleguns out.
<Luca> >As he's hanging from the ledge he tosses the box AND the figurine to them, ever so carelessly.
<`Osaka> >They're advancing like zombies, all complaining. Their palms aren't down but up, as if annoyed or upset by something, groping at air. Many "how could you's" and "Do you know what you just did?"
<Luca> (and upon closer inspection IT'S A FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE.)
<`Osaka> >They leap upon it, ripping it apart.
<`Osaka> >They all scream "faaaake"
<Luca> >Rebeka has an opening.
<WorkMog> >LUCA has summoned the horde. Get ready!
<`Osaka> >She's comatose
<Luca> (now I'm imagining at least one Seiren going flying via Phoenix Punch)
<`Osaka> lol…
<`Osaka> Yeah.
<`Osaka> "Hidoiio~"
<`Osaka> (How could you?"
<`Osaka> *)

Anonymous 12/04/14 (Thu) 14:51:53 c06514 No.1099

Takes one to know one

<Luca> >Luca wonders where the hell Real Seiren is.
<Luca> <Luca> "Seiren Prime, I don't have all day!"
<`Osaka> >He stands next to Arlyle now with a big remote control: A gray box with a jaggy metal antennae like an RC toy car controller and a big red rubber button.
<`Osaka> >He pushes the button
<`Osaka> >The door in the chamber opens
<`Osaka> >Something makes them all run into the corridor
<`Osaka> >Like a stampede
<`Osaka> >Pushes the button again. Door closes. Only Rebeka in the chamber now, doused in heaps of sugar resembling cocaine.
<Luca> >Luca makes a beeline for Rebeka and tries to lift her over his shoulder and struggles visibly. "G'damn, she needs weight watchers."
<`Osaka> <Arlyle> "…What did you bait them with?"
<Luca> <Luca> "Yeah what was that?"
<`Osaka> <Seiren> "…That's a se~ee~cret~<3!"
<`Osaka> >Aiesu appears. She has a dirty magazine with a spread of Luca, very photoshopped and tanned and oiled for some beach thing.
<`Osaka> >Seiren is stood with his back to her, still making his cutsey face. Doesn't know she's there, showing the others from behind him.
<Luca> >Luca tilts his head.
<`Osaka> >Aiesu grins quietly.
<Luca> >Arlyle tilts her head.
<`Osaka> >You can almost hear Arlyle going "uurrruuh?"
<`Osaka> >She closes the magazine, folding it under her arm, sets her hand on Seiren's shoulder. He has no idea she has it.
<`Osaka> <Aiesu> "Good job."
<Luca> <Luca> "Arlyle, a hand please. Rebeka weighs a freakin' tonne."
<`Osaka> >Later on the Phoenix, she's pinned it up on the back of his door so when the door shuts, its visible.
<`Osaka> >Seiren almost has a heart-attack
<`Osaka> <Arlyle> "Mm. Sure."
<`Osaka> >Hefts Rebeka with ease.
<Luca> <Luca> "Ta."
<Luca> <Luca> "All the marble she eats must make her so heavy…"

Anonymous 12/04/14 (Thu) 14:52:01 c06514 No.1100

Loud noises

<`Osaka> <Aiesu> "…How is it you can be so strong but so…"
<`Osaka> <Arlyle> "So what?"
<`Osaka> >A flashback of a fire-fight. Arlyle's screaming and wailing and being useless.
<`Osaka> >Present tense again. Aiesu grumbles softly.
<Luca> <Luca> "Gun shy?"
<Luca> (Does Arlyle have floppy ears or erect ears?)
<`Osaka> (Errect, like a malamute. She's like a husky.)
<`Osaka> (Or a wolf.)
<`Osaka> (That's what her face is like and her ears.)
<Luca> (That explains it. Erect eared dogs are more likely to be gun shy)
<`Osaka> <Aiesu> "Gunshy?"
<`Osaka> >Luca holds his palms a apart slightly and swing them wider, brings them together in a clap.
<`Osaka> >Arlyle flinches, yelping, only to realise everything is fine.
<`Osaka> >Clearing her throat, a little embarrassed
<Luca> >Arlyle nearly drops Rebeka on Luca.
<`Osaka> >He does it again. Same reaction. This time Rebeka DOES land on Luca.
<`Osaka> <Aiesu> "Aaah…" she points. "The ears?"
<Luca> >Luca nods from under Rebeka.

Anonymous 12/04/14 (Thu) 14:52:16 c06514 No.1101

Caboose

<WorkMog> I imagine lategame lazarus game involves all the Lazarus members ending up in the same place versus the Lagrange members in another.
<WorkMog> Red team versus blue team, you know?
<Luca> FIGHT TO THE DEATH OR DIE TRYIIIIING
<`Osaka> Actually
<`Osaka> The plot is meant to be very Red VS Blue.
<WorkMog> I know.
<`Osaka> No I mean
<WorkMog> That's why I said it.
<`Osaka> Rooster Teeth.
<`Osaka> Funny.
<WorkMog> oh.
<`Osaka> Its made out to be super super super serious
<`Osaka> And hardcore
<Luca> If this is comedy it is pitch black
<`Osaka> But its actually kind of whimsical black comedy.
<Luca> between Lazarus, Lagrange, their various catspaws…
<WorkMog> I thought you meant red versus blue as a general point.
<`Osaka> heh
<`Osaka> That too.
<`Osaka> I mean
<`Osaka> Its hugely disproportionate.
<`Osaka> Like
<`Osaka> Things become so absurd because of how rediculous and insane it is
<WorkMog> it was one of the first things you told me about the meta :P
<`Osaka> That there's humour in it.
<Luca> WH40K operates on the same principle. Tread lightly
<`Osaka> Mmm.
<`Osaka> We still have the oppertunity to make team red.
<`Osaka> That's 6 characters.
<`Osaka> Literally, anything goes.
<Luca> Machinist, Naturalist…
<Luca> (So Colin Furze's SARP brother and a mechanical centaur)
<WorkMog> surprise. Phase is actually a member.
<WorkMog> :P
<Luca> Surprise #2, a Phoenix NPC introduced in Mission 3 and 4 is a Lagrange member
<Luca> (Early Phoenix that is)
<WorkMog> Is it yuki
<`Osaka> brb
<Luca> No. It is the Merchant
<WorkMog> TRIPLE SURPRISE COMBO: THe Anonymous Man.
<Luca> Yuki wouldn't tie herself down
<WorkMog> Has Luca sought out his revived brother yet?
<Luca> No
<Luca> He hasn't been in contact wiht his parents either
<Luca> So whatever they've been doing is completely open ended
<WorkMog> Yeah he might want to change that soon. Especially since that whole universe broadcast.
<Luca> TWO YEARS AGO
<Luca> SOON THREE
<WorkMog> they went home and retired in the epilogue
<Luca> Plus, Gallant batting the idea around of Naoko Round 2
<WorkMog> >they meet Vita
<Luca> >SILENCE
<WorkMog> The biggest plot twist: Seiren's parents are Lagrange members and actually engineered him to be a weapon of mass cuteness.
<Luca> Plot Twist the Another'th: Sebastian was, a for a brief period, a Lazarus Catspaw. Cain, meanwhile was for Lazarus with proto-scourcian Tech
<Luca> Explaining how the Vitriol Virus happened
<Luca> which
<Luca> given how open I've been about the Pavone Senior's pasts…
<Luca> …nah
<Luca> Lazarus was discovered not long ago, no history
* Luca gets an idea
<Luca> `Osaka: Aiesu interviews Luca's Parents
<Luca> She gets to see his room, his childhood photos…
<WorkMog> I prefer to stay away from the "SUDDENLY PARENTS ARE MEMBERS OF EVIL ORGANIZATION THE WHOLE TIME!" trope. But it's certainly funny to think about.
<Luca> Though, an interview with them, no relation prior would work
<Luca> And Cain could have been an earlier discoverer of Sourcians, and drew his own, more subjective conclusions about them and tried to weaponise his lot
<Luca> http://lucianite.tumblr.com/post/104080587763/wckdfeels-cosplayfanatics-popstar-and For Eistheid
<Luca> I sleep now, WorkMog, `Osaka. Night!
<`Osaka> Someone sug our log.
<`Osaka> I'm going into town soonish.
<WorkMog> Night, Luca

Structol Gas construct sweetlyPolyphagous 12/08/14 (Mon) 04:34:58 a76b5a No.1132

<Mog>https://www.dropbox.com/s/qqb4b6e0ng1pdwy/Vaeria.gif
<Mog>I love spiral knights
* `Osaka clicks
<`Osaka>The style of the head, hair and eyes?
<Mog>Yes
<Mog>all of it
<`Osaka>Mm.
<`Osaka>So she's enchanted leather and tin and glass.
<`Osaka>Like her face is a jaw and her being an unnatural shadow behind it.
<`Osaka>Eyes less shadowed…
<`Osaka>Hair plate to protect the glass…
<`Osaka>Joints like a suit of armour.
* `Osaka ponders…
<`Osaka>So she's like a living plasma armoured in objects.
<Mog>Basically.
<Mog>Their weapons and armor can be improved with heat
<`Osaka>We need a plasmate race in SARP.
<`Osaka>Mm.
<Mog>which basically means they're made out of the unobtanium from that awful Core movie
<Mog>"The hotter it gets, the stronger the material is" i believe is what they said in the film
<Mog>Now the real question is, how do we make a plasmate race this small cute without ripping off spiral knights totally
<`Osaka>Oh, simple.
<`Osaka>They live naturally in gas giants.
<`Osaka>To leave them, they had to make space suits.
<`Osaka>They can survive for hours or days outside them but
<`Osaka>Not much longer.
<`Osaka>Just like how humans eventually die of thirst.
<Mog>I meant aestheticaly
<Mog>*cally
<`Osaka>Then
<`Osaka>Think of a plugsuit.
<`Osaka>With a jar face.
<`Osaka>And plate hair.
<Mog>Mm.
<`Osaka>And plate over the plugsuit.
<Mog>So a little like how quarians are
<Mog>And you know. . . let's say they want to improve inter-species relations. . . they build, ah, "access ports" into their bodies. . . that emit a sort of oily smoke. Not unlike when cooking oil burns. And when it condenses, it basically is the consistency of cooking oil. But smoke still emanates from their parts.
* `Osaka wrinkles her nose.
<`Osaka>…I don't picture them being hot or burning.
<`Osaka>They can withstand insane temperatures and pressures yes
<`Osaka>But…
<Mog>Well not a hot smoke
<`Osaka>…I can picture them able to condense parts of themselves to be almost rubberish or hard.
<`Osaka>The first to leave the world and those most experienced with foreigners can fake skin.
<Mog>Have you ever played with that sort of "magic smoke" stuff you can get in magic and joke stores?
<Mog>it's a sort of tar-ey substance than when you mash it between your fingers
<Mog>produces smoke
<`Osaka>Hum…
<`Osaka>Well
<`Osaka>I was thinking.
<`Osaka>It'd be a shame if we couldn't have sex with this species. SARP'ers would cry bloody murder.
<Mog>Like I said. Oily smoke.
<Mog>It smokes just above room temperature.
<`Osaka>…
<`Osaka>thismaybemyfetish…
<Mog>So when aroused. . .
* `Osaka glances aside, quivering just a little.
* Mog grins
<Mog>I thought of it with you in mind
<`Osaka>Yep… Boner. Well done.
<Mog>We should design this race.
<`Osaka>…
<`Osaka>I'm not sure I could let myself.
<`Osaka>And even if I could…
<Mog>What do you mean let yourself?
<Mog>We already have the sourcians.
* Mog wiggles eyebrows
<`Osaka>Aah..
<`Osaka>My brain is going weird places.
<`Osaka>You could…
<`Osaka>Probably smuggle one of these inside your body.
<`Osaka>If the protection suit failed.
<`Osaka>Its a warm environment. Air tight.
<Mog>Heh.
<`Osaka>Not especially hazardous…
* `Osaka wrinkles her nose again…
<Mog>And if you go above room temperature due to arousal or something else. . .
<`Osaka>I imagine the density of these things to be very low…
<`Osaka>So condensed as liquid… They're probably about the size of a fist.
<`Osaka>An awfully convenient size to fit in say..
<`Osaka>A bladder…
<`Osaka>O-Or a particularly large set of balls…
* `Osaka grinds her back teeth, her tall white rabbit-teeth leaning against one another like a pair of lazy drunks.

Fantasy SARP ideas... Anonymous 12/08/14 (Mon) 13:13:57 5c75cb No.1133

[23:48]Lucawonders how Rebeka would even play out if SARP were a fantasy setting rather than sci-fi
[23:49]Luca<Luca> (Human Multi-Class) "Hey. Hey, Rebeka. Don't go native on us, we gotta head into town."
[23:51]osakaWell the answer to that already exists.
[23:51]osakaGoogle Claymore.
[23:51]LucaPriscilla
[23:52]Lucahttp://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=103228 (SFW)
[23:52]osakaMaybe.jpg
[23:53]LucaJust imagining the much smaller Luca rubbing shoulders with something that big without fear makes me wonder if he truly has lost his mind.
[23:54]Luca<Luca> "We need somewhere to stay for the evening, here's a hundred gold pieces. If you so much as fire a single arrow at us, Rebeka will raze this town and salt it. Got that, bumpkin?"
[23:58]osaka>She rolls something resembling a buster-sword over her shoulder which some how in its construction doubles as a cross-bow which fires lances.
[23:59]osaka>Ordinarily in combat she wears the sword as a shield because of its huge flatness and uses a lance.
[00:01]Luca>Luca uses his trusty power fist. The knuckle guard of it is forged from Adamantium Seiren found, allowing him to punch through even Mithril. In his other hand he keeps a pump action crossbow, also made by the halfling inventor. Somehow, he is also capable of some magical talent, but shows no formal education…
[00:02]osaka>Rebeka uses weapons from the strange lands overseas where she came
[00:03]Luca>For heavier battles or sieges, Luca uses a strange amalgamated weapon from the Kingdom of Nepleslia. The Gun Lance. http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140401074105/monsterhunter/images/c/c0/2ndGen-Gunlance_Equipment_Render_001.png
[00:04]Luca(these things are difficult but awesome to play with in the game)
[00:04]Luca>They can't produce one big enough for Rebeka.
[00:06]osakahttp://kotaku.com/5902588/grandpa-really-wanted-to-hold-this-statue-with-ridiculous-breasts/ HE'S SO HAPPY
[00:06]osakahttp://myanimeshelf.com/figures/1015494_Excellent_Model_Limited:_Queens_Blade_Weapon_Merchant_Cattleya Rebeka's style of sword is like this.
[00:06]Luca<Luca> "How come it forks near the tip?"
[00:07]Luca<Luca> "Never figured out why the Matriarchy forgemistresses went for that style…"
[00:09]Luca<Luca> "Always liked the simplicity of the the Kingdom's best and brightest. I hate the Yamataian Hegemony's … uh, what would you call it … it's too frail, flimsy…"
[00:11]Luca(Also. Using the flat of a greatsword to block - Very Monster Hunter too - super Badass too)

Seiren Halfling footsies

Anonymous 12/10/14 (Wed) 17:01:33 f7b5b0 No.1143

Somewhat old thing.

[18:36:16] <Eistheid> Just now it inspired a scene where the crew is sneaking around the Akahar hunting for Merril
[18:36:24] <Eistheid> and time after time they just walk right past her.
[18:36:33] <Eistheid> And in the background she starts wearing bright signs
[18:36:36] <Eistheid> and then dancing
[18:36:38] <Eistheid> playing loud music.
[18:36:43] <Eistheid> Setting off fireworks
[18:37:02] <Eistheid> but still the hapless hunt continues with her boredly following along behind the group that is trying to find her.
[18:37:20] LUCA: Keystone Kops + Aliens = this?
[18:37:29] <Eistheid> Maybe even to the point of a cartoon esque scene where someone absentmindedly interacts with her.
[18:37:49] <Luca> Or they walk past a doorframe, she's on the other side, they think it's a mirror
[18:38:03] <Luca> And they mimic each other perfectly - just like the Marx Bros.
[18:38:27] <Eistheid> Soldier walks off commenting that they didn't think their butt was so big.
[18:39:19]<Luca> that they need to take some weight watchers
[18:40:27] <Eistheid> It ends up that Merril is so frustrated that she throws herself into the hands of the Lazarus crew that show up, begging them to save her.

Seiren's Father (1) sweetlyPolyphagous 12/11/14 (Thu) 02:55:02 a76b5a No.1144

<osaka>Has Seiren ever met his father?
<Luca|Work>Hmm?
<osaka>Maybe he hasn't outside of some handling as a baby.
<Luca|Work>I wondered about that too
<osaka>Maybe his only contact with him is stories.
<Luca|Work>Mog?
<osaka>And
<osaka>At some point, a time-capsule is dug up made when Seiren's dad was about 30 or so.
<Mog>My initial response is yes, but I'm interested in hearing more.
<osaka>With a video-letter, an old ancient phone, some photographs and a long half hour diatribe.
<osaka>Being sorry he never taught Seiren to shave, how to ride a bicycle, things like that.
<osaka>"I want you to know that your dad is a good man."
<osaka>"I want you to know that even though things didn't work out between your mother an I, I still love her."
<osaka>"And that I still love you."
<osaka>"I imagine you're going to grow up to be an honest man. A good man. Honest, trustworthy, godly maybe if it suits you."
<osaka>"Hopefully growing up without me there doesn't hinder you um… Hopefully, whoever raises you isn't an idiot. If it is who I think it is, then I want you to be good for them"
<osaka>"I know him. He's a good guy. A smart guy. But ah… At the end of the day, he's not your father, I am. And I wish I could be there for you"
<osaka>"But what I'm doing here will ensure you, him and all the other families all over the world will get to see another day."
<osaka>"They'll get to tell their families about the days when people didn't know if another day was coming, when we thought it was the end for us."
<osaka>"Be strong. Be brave. Be vigilent. Do your homework. Exercise. Eat right."
<osaka>"And love people."
<osaka>"I know they get confused, they get angry and they might misunderstand you, but love them anyway."
<osaka>"Its what this world needs."
<Luca|Work>I'm reminded of the scene from Iron Man 2 with Tony's dad… ;_;
<osaka>"I needed it, my parents needed it. Patients, love, courage and hope. If you can keep those things tied together with faith in something then there's nothing your generation can't survive."
<osaka>"You remember that, okay?"
<osaka>"I hate to turn the camera off because that'll be it, but… I know I can't let this thing play out forever, so…"
<osaka>"My boy, I bid you adeu."
<osaka>"Be good."
<Mog>landflakndlxmsgbhsdfn TT_TT
<osaka>"This is your old man, signing out."
<Luca|Work>TT^TT
<osaka>We could RP this. I have a few scenes in mind.
* Tamamo eats the video letter.
<osaka>Showing in the video how to shave, laughing about some stuff… Including an old game, describing a film near and dear to his heart, stuff like that.
<Mog>TT_TT
<Luca|Work>What was Seiren's dad?
<osaka>I can see him being a big gruff olive brownish looking guy with brown eyes and short black hair of no clear ethnic origin.
<osaka>Low low voice, kind of raspy. Whispering into the camera because he isn't supposed to be filming.
<Luca|Work>Obviously his mother is responsible for his looks
<Mog>isn't supposed to be filming?
<osaka>I figure the time capsule has a straight razorblade for shaving, a big golf-capish hat, a book, a pair of gloves, a DVD, a videogame and a photo-album of his growing up and his time in the military or something.
<osaka>Yeah, like. Maybe he's on duty or something.
<osaka>I see him being a military man or a police-man.
<osaka>Someone who always wanted to open a candy-store or a bakery.
<osaka>I can see him having a burger in the middle of the video, saying
<Mog>A Red, maybe?
<osaka>"I nearly forgot. I brought you dinner. I don't know if they still make these in your time, but this is a neppie-burger. Latest and greatest apparently. Shall we give it a try?"
<osaka>"Mmm.. Hey these are pretty good. No Dolonic Swirl like your mother used to make but damn."
<osaka>And he opens with something like…
<osaka>"Hey buddy…" *gaze lowers, big sigh* "If you're watching this, this means that I'm dead. But its okay, because you're watching this. You get to hear your old man's last thoughts."
* Tamamo gets ready to collect the second round of tears.
<osaka>"But to explain it to you, from my own mouth… Uh… Something big came up. I was sort of on what I'm sure history remembers as the wrong side. I was acting to defend the men and women of my country, but we won't argue about that."
<osaka>"If you're watching this, my mission probably wasn't a success. The boys up top were kind enough to allow me to leave me some privacy for a few hours to think this over."

Seiren's Father (2) sweetlyPolyphagous 12/11/14 (Thu) 02:56:28 a76b5a No.1145

<osaka>"They were kind enough to allow me to leave you a time-capsule of sorts. Now, if everything works out and they keep their word, you should recieve these items by the time you're my age or earlier."
<osaka>"And yes, I did get to hold you. Um… In fact, ah. If you go by the date I'm recording this, you're about six months old."
<osaka>"A healthy baby boy. Big boy *laughing somberly* out of all your siblings, you're the one that came out nine pounds and three ounces. Big, right?"
<Mog>TT_TT
<osaka>"I chose to leave this video and this subsequent time capsule to you because I'm hoping that you'll be the one who ah… … … Doesn't expire. Isn't dead. Because well… I'll let your mother explain all of that."
<osaka>"But what I have here is a time-capsule for you."
<osaka>"Um… I'm going to … Oh here. I'm going to place within the time capsule some things I want you to have. Things that … Um… Connect you to me. Things that hopefully remind you of me, things that I want to say define me but… Just little things."
<osaka>"Um… You should get an envelope packet with this that'll explain all the .*coughing* excuseme. That'll explain all the financial obligations and settling any financial things that need to be ah.. Settled."
<osaka>"I'm going to put some things in this capsule and… *mulling lips* things I probably won't get to share with you."
<osaka>"Things I definately won't get to share with you throughout your life."
<osaka>"The first thing is this."
<osaka>*He produces a straight razor
<osaka>"By the time you're old enough to use one of these, I won't be there to show you how but… This sort of makes up for what I won't be able to do."
<osaka>"This is a razor. Oldschool, blade. Not a disposable. Its…" *he shows* "for shaving."
<osaka>"Yeah, like I said. I know you're probably well into your thirties by the time you got this but if there's somethingI want to share with you, its how to shave."
<osaka>"Uh… Just for … Just to say I did um…"
<osaka>"You never want to shave against the grain. You go with the grain as thehair grows out."
<osaka>"You don't wanna press too hard because… As you can see… My skin is damaged from years of incorrect shaving."
<osaka>"So I'm trying to show you the right way."
<osaka>"…But you'll probably already figure this out."
<osaka>"So this goes in the time capsule."
<osaka>"Also… I'm giving you my shaving cream."
<osaka>"I'm guessing this'll be old fashioned by the time you get it."
<osaka>"I'm putting it in the capsule because I want you to know exactly what I had, even though by the time you see this video and open the capsule, you would have already had something better to use."
<osaka>"The directions are prettystraight forward.. Wash face with warm water… Leave wet… Shake can, so you gotta… *shaking can vigorously* Like this, then you hold it like this, steady *held still*"
<osaka>"You rub it on your wet face, this nice foam… And you shave it, see?"
<osaka>"You can have the rest of this."
<osaka>"Here's something that your mother would want you to have."
<osaka>"This's just a little journal."
<osaka>"I know dude, it has butterflies on it. LikeI said, its from your mother. She likes butterflies."
<osaka>"When she was a little girl, she was kind of a tom-boy but you don't have to be a tom-boy to collect bugs…"
<osaka>"Quite an etymologist."
<osaka>"But her and I had the same passion. Writing. Sharing our thoughts, stories, stuff like that."
<osaka>"I got away from using a pen and used a computer so a lot of my ideas are in the computer, not in book form, so I'll leave in the time capsule many of my writings finished or not."
<osaka>"Hopefully you'll still have the technology to read the disc … With this ancient technology. It's new to me but it'll be old for you. I want you read it anyway."
<osaka>"And I want you to…*taps book* use this. Because this medium doesn't die. It can be burned, it can be wet and dissolved but if there's a big scary EMP, this won't care."
<osaka>"Even in my day, lots of our lives are digitised. Software wears out, hardware breaks… Its so easy to lose stuff but… Your mother had the right idea to keep writing her ideas in books. Kind of hard to carry round but clever on her part. She always was smarter."
<osaka>"Also my last writings are here. Puttingthis in the capsule… And here's some inspirational things. Stuff I look at when I write, so you can see where my mindset was."
<osaka>"I already have… Some things written down in here. So that you can see … Just different thoughts. Different ideas… Information I wanted to share, or just stuff I wanted to jot down.."
<osaka>"So … Just read um. So you can get a feel for who I am and who I was. I don't know what stories will be passed down about me but atleast this way, you get to read my thoughts for yourself, as I have recorded it."

Seiren's Father (3) sweetlyPolyphagous 12/11/14 (Thu) 02:57:44 a76b5a No.1146

<osaka>"The heresay as a reddy can be anything or anything else, but whether I'm a good guy or a bad guy, I'm another person at the end of the day."
<osaka>"Now here… Your dad's never been a fashion icon. As you can tell by.. ha.. The clothing I'm wearing."
<osaka>"Um… You may get that, you might not."
<osaka>"But because I want you to have it, I'm giving you one of my hats. One of my favourite hats. Sure I'm wearing this one but…"
<osaka>"I don't know what the style will be when you're watching this. Watching this… Wow. So. There you go: This is for you buddy, because I want you to have a little part of me."
<osaka>"You don't even have to wear it: It might look ugly and gaudy by the time you get to be my age or I don't know what'll happen in the next 30 years. It might look like garbage or silly but… Hopefully the styles don't change too much."
<osaka>"Also um…"
<osaka>"It is said tat pictures are worth a thousand words."
<osaka>"So. Something else I want to include here…"
<osaka>"This book um… It doesn't define my life but… It kind of … Shows you me and ah there's different pictures of me. Different pictures I've taken and… Also… It has a picture of grandma and me as a kid. So you'll get to see who your grandmother was."
<osaka>"If you're lucky, you'll have my good lucks.. But hopefully your mother's."
<osaka>"Even though your mother and I haven't lived together for a few years - things happen - I .. I dunno, maybe you'll understand maybe you want but ah.. After we seperated, there was a fire that burned down her house. It was an electrical fire. I was there to help her recover."
<osaka>"In fact, I bequeathed her my house, now i'm going off on this mission.. But she lost a lot of solid pictures. Like I said, in our day, we began to digitise things. I have no idea how far digitising things has gone by the time youre watching this but before, we had pictures."
<osaka>"Solid. Hard. Pictures."
<osaka>"These are pictures here, these of me and friends. Here's a few of you that your mother didn't take, that weren't burned."
<osaka>"I've got numbers and notes down, so you can know who all these people are."
<osaka>"If some of these people – your family – are alive, you should go connect with them, to say hi and pay due dilligence. These are people who saved my ass who brought me up as a kid. No idea if any are still around but hey, technology's one hell of a thing, right?"
<osaka>"This is going into the capsule. Now… *sigh* Something that I'm leaving in it, you may have the medium to play it, you may not… But these are games I found interesting. I would have loved to share with you. You see, my generation from the time we were children always had videogames and always had consoles and were always computer literate to whatever degree."
<osaka>"Even as an adult I find playing videogames relaxing. And… Its even a medium I can connect to my friends, even though they're scattered over the globe."
<osaka>"One of these games we played together, me and my friends is this."
<osaka>"Its a wargame. But like I said, your dad's a military man so this appeals to me."
<osaka>"Its whats known as a first person shooter. I don't know if they still have these in your time. It means you don't see who you're being but you see the gun or the reticle or whatever."
<osaka>"Like you're them."
<osaka>"It lets you be a hero."
<osaka>"I found it interesting. I don't know what you'll have in the future or even be playing games but um… This is something from my generation from my life I wanted to share with you, so… There you go."
<osaka>"Also…"
<osaka>"There's one more thing I want to share with you."
<osaka>"A couple of years before I was born, there was a war called Raum. During that time, the movie industry kinda reflected what the world was experiencing and it had a … Certain outlook."
<osaka>"Well, there was a visionary director who wrote and directed a movie and it was so different from what people had seen that he thought it was gonna flop."
<osaka>"As such, not only did he expect to not make much money but … That um he decided to give all the money to his lenders but retain certain rights like merchendising and action figures and toys made from the movie."
<osaka>"Well, it turnsout his movie was a hit."
<osaka>"It launched actors into fame that would last for the rest of their lives."
<osaka>"And I watched it as a kid, wondering if we'd ever be big on space again like we used to."
<osaka>"And even as an adult, I still enjoy it. Even now. So.. Um… The movie… Hah. You might recognise it."
<osaka>"They made not only the movie but two sequels and an extended universe. Your old man's a geek, kid. He had the toys, the books, all of it."
<osaka>"It entered my life-time.. And maybe itll enter yours far enough that you get to experience it."

sweetlyPolyphagous 12/11/14 (Thu) 02:58:47 a76b5a No.1147

<osaka>"So I want to share this book with you. And the movie. My favourite in the series. The second had the best ending."
<osaka>"I think you'll agree with me on that."
<osaka>"This guy here, this plastic guy with the cloak and the red stick? He's going into the capsule. You'll know who he is when you've seen it – or you might already. I doubt you're into that guys in rubber masks fighting monsters crap."
<osaka>"Also this… Is my digital personal assistance. We call it a phone. It has a screen you touch and it has pictures. More pictures. They're all in a digital format, see? And you get to enjoy them for yourself."
<osaka>"This is new technology to us but to you, it'll be old hat and kinda dumb."
<osaka>"If you have the ah… The means to turn it on and work it, and it survives the time, I think you'll enjoy it and have fun with it."
<osaka>"So… *sigh* That's it… We're set to launch for mission in about 48 hours and I won't be returning. So…"
<osaka>"The other pilots… they're basically doing the same thing right now. And… Um… I dunno. I guess I should apologise for how history will remember us. I'm sorry that I won't be there for you, but we're doing this to make everyone hate us, so they all band together instead of fighting eachother. The world needs a bad-guy, you know?"
<osaka>"I'm sorry I won't get to give you advice about girls… O-Or boys if that's your thing, hah. Sorry I won't get to teach you how to ride a bicycle or how to make candy. Your old man really likes making sweets. Ask your mom: she might teach you. I had a lot of recipies… Wanted to open a bakery or a cake-shop or something but… *shrug* fat chance of that now, right?"
<osaka>"So no sense getting upset."
<osaka>"Whatever happens, Seiren. I want you to know."
<osaka>"Your dad was a good man."
<osaka>"I want you to know no matter how history tells this, that I still love you, that I meant all the best and that I do love people. I'm not a hateful guy."
<osaka>"I imagine you growing up to be an honest guy. Be an honest guy. Dependable. Trustworthy. Following the truth. These are my hopes for you."
<osaka>"Just because I'm leaving the capsule to you, doesn't mean I don't love whatever family you might have since I left."
<osaka>"Whatever brothers and sisters, whoever your mother settled down with."
<osaka>"But… I do want them to know who I was."
<osaka>"I'd appreciate it if you'd be in my corner some time, telling them what I was like."
<osaka>"Your mother was pregnant when I left with twins. Here's hoping they made it."
<osaka>"If the family is distant, I want you to be the one who brings the family together, to uh.. Show everyone that … They can be better and they can love eachother and trust eachother.."
<osaka>*heaving sigh*
<osaka>"Hopefully growing up without me there doesn't hinder you… Hopefully, whoever raises you isn't an idiot."
<osaka>"I'm repeating myself, huh?"
<osaka><Aiesu> "…What are you blubbering for?"

Seiren's Father (5) sweetlyPolyphagous 12/11/14 (Thu) 02:59:51 a76b5a No.1148

<osaka>It also lends the reds a bit of silent nobility.
<osaka>Like a higher cause.
<Tamamo>That was enjoyable <3
<osaka>They had to be an enemy, to make everyone unite against them.
<osaka>Maybe the mission was known to be one way.
<osaka>All their resources went on getting there and fighting.
<osaka>They never actually planned to return, so no preperations for an escape were made.
<Luca|Work>Henry Morris may have killed him, or his brothers in arms
<osaka>Maybe.
<osaka>I like how
<Luca|Work>(Him being John's brother)
<osaka>In the shape in my mind of his person
<osaka>It was like asking for mercy.
<osaka>Revealing himself, very vulnerable, scared, panicking a little but also just talking and talking.
<osaka>And asking for the mercy of his son for not being there for him, for the path he took in life for himself, stuff like that.
<osaka>Aiesu doesn't have a father either so
<osaka>I can see this being a point they connect on.
<Luca|Work>Luca does have a father, but they are currently on very cold terms
<osaka>Mm.
<Tamamo>Cold like snow?
<osaka>Fathers are often distant figures.
<Luca|Work>Because Luca's repeating his mistakes, and not breaking the cycle that allowed his dad to settle.
<osaka>I like the idea that
<osaka>Seiren doesn't need to shave.
<osaka>But he'll do it in the mirror anyway, just once.
<osaka>To know what it was like.
<osaka>What his dad must have stood like infront of the mirror.
<osaka>How he would have held the blade.
<osaka>The smell of the foam.
<osaka>Things like that.
<Luca|Work>The way you described his look, he looks a bit like Luca
<osaka>Later, he has a cut on his cheek, where he cut himself shaving.
<osaka>Yeah, I imagine his dad having that sorta look.
<Luca|Work>Maybe that's why Seiren likes him, because he looks like dad
<osaka>Sorta like you are irl, but a bit more muscle and fat I figure.
<osaka>Maybe.
<osaka>That would make sense.
<osaka>Part best friend, part father figure.
<osaka>Its why Aiesu bringing up the possibility makes both of them yack.
<osaka>To Luca, its his little bro.
<osaka>To Seiren, its his father figure.
<osaka>Its like the incest yack response.
<osaka>I figure Seiren missing his mother is why he spends so much time with Rebeka.
<osaka>She's all to happy to oblige.

Seiren's Father (6) sweetlyPolyphagous 12/11/14 (Thu) 03:11:27 a76b5a No.1149

<osaka>I figure one of the things I need to add is like
<osaka>A small tin of sugar candies in plastic wraps.
<osaka>His own home made.
<osaka>I don't know if Seiren would eatthem but
<osaka>I know he'd treasure the tin.
<osaka>I can see Rebeka eating them all thinking they were his starting an argument.
<osaka>Their first argument.
<osaka>Seiren sees the importance but Rebeka doesn't understand sentimentality.
<osaka>That could be good.
<osaka>Even better if either Seiren only got to try one or none at all.

Anonymous 12/11/14 (Thu) 19:42:38 c06514 No.1152

What are we about?

Sometimes, trying to explain yourself to someone else lets you see yourself a little better.

You can't ever see yourself clearly but peeling back the fog before committing yourself to the world is probably important.

http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=CcNu8aY7

Anonymous 12/11/14 (Thu) 21:25:08 c06514 No.1154

Something occurred to me. What if, after the Lazarus game was said and done, a book of fairytales surfaced? Quaint things. Simple. "The dog who ate woad." "The rabbit who wanted the ocean" and things like that."

- Mog

Anonymous 12/14/14 (Sun) 21:48:01 f679df No.1199

A prison becomes a home when you have a key.

Letter from Aiesu to whoneverwas: Need to writeup.

Anonymous 12/14/14 (Sun) 22:39:14 f679df No.1207

Concept: Ingot computer – a whole computer on a credit card. Basically a simple interface and a quantum modem talking to the "real" computer. Can be plugged into almost any device and do the heavy lifting as a mediator between real computer elsewhere via quantum and local machine.

With ingot, all data on remote machine is available wherever ingot is.

On Frame Racing sweetlyPolyphagous 12/18/14 (Thu) 04:07:09 a76b5a No.1242

<Mog>AKA "that one show on Toonami: The sport"
<Eistheid>Needs less ice-hockey and more lacross.
<Eistheid>Gotta mean it when you hit someone :P
<Mog>Also: Just think of Phase being a frame-jockey
<Mog>Suddenly Ice Queen a la Tiger & Bunny
<Luca|Work>>Lucien and Taela compete
<Mog>Luca, those aren't Frames, technically
<Mog>those are mechs
<Luca|Work>D: ???
<Mog>Osaka originated the term. Five appropriated it.
<Eistheid>>Tamamo joins the race.
<Mog>Frames are the middle ground between mech and PA
<Luca|Work>> Seiren enters with Rebeka
<Luca|Work>PANDA AND MOTHER
<Mog>the team would be called Mama Bear
<Mog>and be about as dynamic as a japanese comedy duo
<osaka>lel
<osaka>So a speed-type and a fighter-type?
<Luca|Work>With Seiren as funny man (Bokke) and Rebeka as straight … Rebeka (Tsukommi)
<osaka>Hah. Those could even be the names they use publically.

Anonymous 12/18/14 (Thu) 22:52:27 f679df No.1248

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<osaka> <Seiren> "Here, look!"
<osaka> <Aiesu> "I-I've got pigtails… Ribbons… And a frilly dress… Even makeup on… E-Erg…"
<osaka> <Seiren> "Isn't it nice?"
<osaka> <Aiesu> "Its nice?"
<osaka> <Seiren> "Mm."
<osaka> <Aiesu> "H-Huh…"
<osaka> <Aiesu> "Heh. Y-You're into weird shit, foreigner."
<osaka> >Seiren frowns
<osaka> >she secretly really really likes it

Anonymous 12/19/14 (Fri) 00:46:27 f679df No.1268

Does not translate

<osaka> Tsundoku: The act of leaving a book unread after buying it, typically in a pile with other unread books.
<osaka> I can see it being something Seiren calls Aiesu simply because it doesn't translate.
<osaka> Sort of like saying "even if someone did date you, they'd never have sex with you and you're probably just their bit on the side anyway"
<osaka> Wow that's actually kind of cruel.
<Eistheid> Very cruel.
<Mog> incredibly cruel
<osaka> He'd so do it.
<osaka> Once out of anger
<osaka> then again when he realises she thinks its a term of endorsement.
<osaka> Then in the future she finds out.
<osaka> And finally knows what he really thinks of her.
<Eistheid> >"How does it feel to know that the only thing that will allow you to be intimate with it is military hardware?"
<osaka> In spite of the fact somewhere down the line he did start using it like a term of endearment.
<osaka> But she takes it really hard.
<Mog> TT_TT
<Luca> :(
<Eistheid> On this day, Mog vowed that Seiren would never be that mean to Aiesu.
<osaka> pfft.
<osaka> Its good for RP.
<Mog> Yep
<osaka> "Tsundoku? Is this like tsundere or something?"
<osaka> >She's laughing, stood slightly taller than he is, staring down her nose at him while he quivers with rage
<osaka> >Instead of being mean, she ruffles his hair
<Luca> >One of Aiesu's 'friends' or classmates or exchange students explains what the term means.
<osaka> "You can't help being Yamataian with all your silly trendy words."
<Luca> >"Makes sense that you'd wear that like a badge of honour, freak."
<Eistheid> Oh, her learning from a secondhand source, would make it even more painful
<osaka> "A-Ah… I see…"
<osaka> "…Huh…"
<osaka> >He comes home later
<osaka> >She seems somber, not cheerful
<osaka> >when he calls her it to try and cheer her up, she snaps at him
<osaka> >There's a moment of wat
<osaka> >then he realises: She knows.
<Mog> https://38.media.tumblr.com/57a1740365f3dcfb077a50403d178ee3/tumblr_ngst37x6Sr1rgf5dao1_1280.png
<Luca> D'aww
<osaka> Whoa cute
<osaka> >She later locks Seiren out
<osaka> >Spends her night cuddling with Albert
<osaka> >Later ends up drunk, under him – sort of a depressed stare, eyes barely moving with each motion of his furry hips over her – her voice low and quiet.
<osaka> >"Uuu…Uuuu… Uuuu… uuu… uu… Uuu…"
<osaka> >Glances up at him
<osaka> >He's really into it
<osaka> >She's still thinking about it, not into it
<osaka> >Just shuts up and lets him get on with it
<osaka> >At least one of them deserves to enjoy themselves.
<osaka> >Knotted for the next hour or so as she lays on her front, backside lifted up, face against the wooden flooring
<osaka> >Albert's back to her, tail wafting against her back
<osaka> >Her belly thickly bulged
<osaka> >Knock at the door.
<osaka> >Another knock
<osaka> >"Go away."
<osaka> >"Aiesu, its Seiren."
<osaka> >"I said Go. Away."
<osaka> >"I came to apologise."
<osaka> >"You knew all along."
<osaka> >"Yeah but…"
<osaka> >"Nothing. Go away."
<osaka> >"Oh… Okay… "
<osaka> >"…"
<osaka> >"Goodnight Aiesu."
<osaka> >"Goodnight, Seiren."
<osaka> >Later he unlocks the door.
<osaka> >Sees her asleep, drunk, still knotted
<osaka> >Isn't sure how to process it
<osaka> >He suspected it with the stains on her clothes and her body odur
<osaka> >But he'd never seen it or taken it seriously

Anonymous 12/19/14 (Fri) 01:05:40 f679df No.1269

Introductions

<osaka> <Arlyle> "Oh… Hello there… H-Hey… Haa. He's very friendly, isn't he?"
<osaka> >Aiesu makes a very very specific whistle
<Luca> <Luca> "That thing humps my leg!"
<osaka> <Arlyle> "H-Hey… Calm down… H-Heeey.. A-Ah… He… Ah…"
<osaka> >Arlyle scents the air.
<osaka> >she's having trouble ignoring the pheremones and its visibly affecting her.
<Luca> (snyf snyf Eistheid)
<osaka> (Stasis ftw)
<osaka> >She just tries to pet him normally
<Eistheid> (Tamamo unlike Arlyle isn't prone to being caught up in passions :P)
<Luca> >Luca notices that Albert has balls.
<Luca> <Luca> "Don't you neuter pets on Lor?"
<Eistheid> (I see the concept of neutering/spaying L'manel companions as being horrifying to them.)
<osaka> http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1197665 What I think Frame-running might look like.
<osaka> (Agreed, Eis.)
<osaka> <Aiesu> "He's not a pet. He's my room-mate. We cohabit."
<Eistheid> (If only you were reverse jointed Stasis.. Then I could love you.)
<Luca> >Luca just gives her a severe look as he watches Albert accost Arlyle.
<Mog> https://www.tumblr.com/video_file/105535092150/tumblr_mit0bp46SP1r6ego3 does this link work for anybody? Osaka don't click it in case it crashes your computer
<Eistheid> (Works for me.)
<osaka> <Arlyle> "Help…"
<osaka> >Aiesu crosses her arms proudly.
<Luca> >Luca grabs Albert from behind and Suplexes him.
<Eistheid> (Otsdarva, Prince of Boletaria)
<osaka> >Albert doesn't whine and is instead biting Luca's arm now, growling
<osaka> >Tail wagging
<osaka> >Wrestles with Luca for fun
<osaka> >Arlyle is relieved
<Luca> >Luca indulges! Wrestling!
<osaka> http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2185428
<osaka> >Soon, Albert and Luca are good friends
<Luca> I figure Ey'tis require a competitive force in their lives
<osaka> Normally yes.
<osaka> Aiesu's basically spoiled him rotten.
<osaka> So he's very chubby and lazy.
<osaka> Soft as shit.
<osaka> But also very playful.
<Eistheid> http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1182829
<osaka> I can see him resembling a Zangoose.
<Luca> <Luca> "Goddamn he's heavy! How much does he weigh?"
<Luca> I also figure that unless they have that competition in their lives, they get either destructive, or very horny (in Aiesu's case)

Anonymous 12/19/14 (Fri) 13:31:36 f679df No.1276

Bees

<Osaka_> >Seiren is stoned
<Osaka_> <Seiren> "W…What if communism is bees?"
<Osaka_> <Aiesu> "…What?"
<Osaka_> <Seiren> "What if…"
<Osaka_> <aiesu> "uhhuh."
<Osaka_> <Seiren> "Communism"
<Osaka_> <Aiesu> "yes."
<Osaka_> <Seiren> "is…"
<Osaka_> <Aiesu> "Following…"
<Osaka_> <Seiren> "BEES."
<Osaka_> >Aiesu feels like flipping a table
<Osaka_> >Can't even convince herself to get off her ass to to go to the fridge
<Osaka_> <Aiesu> "Bees."
<Osaka_> <Seiren> "Nono. BEES!"
<Osaka_> <Aiesu> "That's what I said. Bees."
<Osaka_> <Seiren> "BEES."
<Osaka_> <Aiesu> "BEES?"
<Osaka_> <Seiren> "BEES!"
<Osaka_> <Miles> "What the fuck are they talking about…"
<Osaka_> >His Lorath isn't good enough to follow a slurred conversation

Anonymous 12/19/14 (Fri) 14:05:49 5c75cb No.1277

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Anonymous 12/19/14 (Fri) 19:23:10 f679df No.1280

Even Aiesu has dreams

<osaka> http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2467441 Oh god that's hot… So full of cum his guts gurgle and churn… Backwashed into his stomach, forcing him to digest…
<osaka> <Aiesu> "No, no, this is perfectly ordinary on Lor. Keep your hips up and stay level."
<osaka> <Seiren> "…An enema of… What did you say it was?"
<osaka> <Aiesu> "Uaou cream."
<osaka> <Seiren> "…Right…"
<osaka> >Later…
<osaka> <Seiren> "…I look like I'm expecting or something…"
<osaka> <Aiesu> "Haaa… You do, don't you? All oiled up, so you don't get stretchmarks either."
<osaka> <Seiren> "…I-Its kind of lewd. And you've done this to?"
<osaka> <Aiesu> "Its not my sort of thing but its perfect for the cold you've caught."
<osaka> <Seiren> "It does… Feel kind of warrm…"
<osaka> <Aiesu> "That'll be the opium in the solution."
<osaka> >Later…
<osaka> <Seiren> "…You plugged me with… This is…?"
<osaka> <Aiesu> "Ah, I didn't mention? Uaou's an animal. Or more specifically, an aspectation of an Uaouak – like a six legged horse. You're full of the track team's contributions to your wellness, who wish you the best."
<osaka> <Seiren> "Then… …A-Ahh…haaa…"
<osaka> <Aiesu> "Yeah. You're swole with dudebrojizz."
<osaka> <Seiren> "…I can't get the plug out."
<osaka> <Aiesu> "Yeah… It tends to turn to a gellatine and it condenses some, forming a vacuum, even though there's enough to bulge you like that. Its not coming out for at least 16 hours."
<osaka> <Aiesu> "The other thing is, Uaou cream's known to be addictive, and not for the opiate content, either."
<osaka> <Seiren> "What?"
<osaka> <Aiesu> "Its generally considered dangerous for that reason… Some of the extracts form the most potent anti-depressants we have on the market today, you know?"
<osaka> <Seiren> "Dangerous?"
<osaka> <Aiesu> "That you'd want to go back for more."
<osaka> <Seiren> "M-More?"
<osaka> <Aiesu> "I did the favour of leaving the track-team members your cell-phone number. Individually of course. And a photo. They hope the pretty girl staying with Miss K gets well soon… but they didn't know I took it from all of them, not just one."
<osaka> <Aiesu> "Non-disclosure acts are so much fun~ Plus, being phys-ed, they'd do anything to bump their grades up."
<osaka> <Aiesu> "Short of fucking me, anyway. Nobody's interested in that."
<osaka> <Aiesu> "Anyway, it should be kicking in about now, which explains those cheeks of yours…"
<osaka> >She holds up a hand-mirror. Seiren's glistening with sweat, cheeks bright warm, his face deeply inappropriate
<osaka> <Aiesu> "I'll leave the phone here with you. I'm going out. Bon appitite."
<osaka> >Later: http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2461346
<osaka> Well.
<osaka> Aiesu can dream, anyway.

Anonymous 12/19/14 (Fri) 19:38:10 f679df No.1281

Further dreaming

* Eistheid blinks at the chat.
<osaka> Aiesu with a stethescope
<osaka> Seiren sat on table
<osaka> *Desk
<osaka> Her on chair
<osaka> Listening to the glorping gurgling gushing shlorping of his guts…
<osaka> <Aiesu> "Here… "
<osaka> <Seiren> "Huh?"
<osaka> <Aiesu> "Listen."
<osaka> >She puts the recievers to his ears instead of her's…
<osaka> >He starts pitching a tent.
<osaka> Hee
<osaka> Oh shit
<osaka> I bet it'd bounce if he's fucked.
<osaka> Like a boob.
<osaka> Sloshing loudly…
<osaka> b-bluh…
<MobileMog> >_>
<osaka> Hee…
<Eistheid> Huh..
<osaka> "Guh…guh…hu…nuh…..hua…gnn…nnnn…NNNnn…nnn…"
* Eistheid goes off to find a flash.
<MobileMog> Ajdsjakdhwbr
<osaka> …His elbows out, hands up, like a H…
<osaka> Knees up in the air…
<Eistheid> Flash found.
<osaka> Hearts in his eyes…
<Eistheid> Delicious SFX get.
<osaka> Slapping against his backside…
<osaka> Hands, painted nails scrunching up into fists, cuffs to the bed or something… The head-board…
<osaka> Yamatai-go written on his inner-thigh…
<osaka> And on his cum-gut…
<Eistheid> <Tamamo> "It's inelegant.."
<osaka> The squeak of ink while he's panting, plugged up the moment a guy pulls out…
<osaka> Adding another roman numeral on his inner-thigh…
<osaka> "That makes thirty…"
<Eistheid> Tally mark*
<osaka> "Alright, whose next…"
<osaka> "Yo"
<osaka> "Haaa… M-My name's Se..Seiren… I-Its nice to mmm…Mmmm-Maah…"
<osaka> "Nice ta meetchya too.."

Anonymous 12/19/14 (Fri) 20:26:09 f679df No.1284

Getting a little creepy now

<osaka> I like the idea of someone telling Seiren he's disgusting for looking like a girl. But also telling him he's mind-numbingly cute.
<osaka> Also the word boy-pussy is a weird one.
<osaka> Guh.
<osaka> I still have the mental image of him finding porn kind of shocking.
<osaka> But not being able to stop looking.
<osaka> And it being a slippery slope for him.
<osaka> He goes from being shocked and closing it
<osaka> To looking again
<osaka> Watching awkwardly, trying not to focus too much on specifics
<osaka> Then masturbating after noticing his physical response.
<Eistheid> tsk tsk
<MobileMog> >him years ago
<MobileMog> >him now: sneaks porn when nobody's looking
<osaka> >Aiesu reset her version of him of those experiences because she wants to enjoy thuroughly corrupting him through passive experiences
<MobileMog> Oh that aiesu~
<osaka> >Her Seiren is far more feminine, has softer skin, wider hips, HAS functioning ovaries, speaks fluent Lorath, has her smarts and has a faint wobbly puddingness about his chest and a faint pudge around his waist giving him a slight and VERY cute paunch, which is very loved on Lor.
<osaka> >If other Seiren constructs met him, they'd probably touch and poke all the different parts.
<osaka> <Aiesu> "You're not the perfect trap by design… But you are now…"
<osaka> >The night she made the design changes
<osaka> >Cue cackling, thunderstorms outside
<osaka> >Albert starts howling
<osaka> >She contemplates joining in out of instinct
<osaka> >Hears a banging on the ceiling
<osaka> >Tries to shush him while he's still howling

Anonymous 12/19/14 (Fri) 23:16:43 f679df No.1288

An interesting conversation

<osaka> Wait
<osaka> She could
<osaka> Convince Seiren to…?
<Eistheid> >Elsewhere the real Aiesu combusts.
<osaka> <Aiesu> "…I couldn't ask."
<osaka> <Aiesu> "…I shouldn't ask…"
<osaka> <Aiesu> "…I mustn't ask…"
<MobileMog> She probably could. Particularly after he gets drunk
<osaka> <Aiesu> "Here."
<osaka> >She plops a tall clear bottle on the table, full of striped golden fluid in layers.
<osaka> <Aiesu> "Let's have a drink together."
<MobileMog> <Seiren>"?"
<osaka> <Aiesu> "Put on whatever that thing is you watch."
<MobileMog> <Seiren> "What's the occasion?"
<osaka> <Aiesu> "Luca thinks I need to know the crew better. I'm starting with you because you're the one I hate the least."
<osaka> <Aiesu> "There's takeout on the way, if that helps. I don't know what you like so I ordered everything. Docking bays are wonderful."
<MobileMog> <Seiren>"Uh thanks, I think"
<osaka> <Aiesu> "…Its sort of the elephant in the room but…"
<MobileMog> >five hours later
<osaka> >She pops the lid
<osaka> <Aiesu> "Why do you look like a girl?"
<MobileMog> >glaring
<osaka> <Aiesu> "I don't mean anything mean by it, I'm just wondering."
<osaka> <Aiesu> "Do you want to be a girl? Do you just like cute things? Is it purely aesthetic or is it sexual too? Or do you like male attention?"
<MobileMog> <Seiren> "I like cute things!"
<osaka> <Aiesu> "…Huh. That's surprisingly maiden-like of you."
<osaka> <Aiesu> "Kind of refreshing considering you're Yamataian."
<osaka> >She pours the liquid out: Half his tumbler golden, the other half an almost clear yellowish colour, the darker liquid sinking to the bottom.
<osaka> <Aiesu> "I noticed you like sweet things so I got some Ioi. Its about the sweetest drink you can get on Lor."
<MobileMog> >five hours later
<MobileMog> <Seiren>"You ain't sssso bad, you know?"
<osaka> <Aiesu> "Pffft. Wh..hah. What madeyouthink I was baad?"
<MobileMog> <Seiren>"you're just kinda. . . Mean, you know? Like, you don't let anybody crack a joke in public.
<osaka> >She chews on some thick rib dripping with brown barbeque sauces. Laid out before them is many nations of very very expensive food: Broths, ribs in a goey sauce bucket bigger than Seiren's head, chicken, a vast sushi platter, all sorts of leafy veggies caramelized into sweets and of course vast amounts of sugary candy.
<MobileMog> <Seiren>"but ah. . . you're way cooler alone."
<MobileMog> <Seiren> "ya. . . Yanno what you need? Some kinda service animal. . ."
<osaka> <Aiesu> "…Well… I think I explained the whole construct thing. The real me ain't good with people or nothin' like that. I have to be so I'm sorta different but I still carry all that baggage, y'know?" she said, her accent having changed.
<osaka> <Aiesu> "Service animal?"
<osaka> <Aiesu> "That's not a word in my vo…Vocabulaularry of Yamatai Go…"
<MobileMog> <Seiren> "Y'know, like wunna those seeing-eye dogs, 'cept for emotions.
<osaka> <Aiesu> "Oh. Back home I gots one. His name's Albert. He's real big. Bigger than me, actually."
<osaka> <Aiesu> "I have an extra big desk jussso he can sleep on it"
<osaka> <Aiesu> "An he likes to lay on my feet n keep m warm."
<MobileMog> <Seiren> "das cute. . . You need one out here so you can be all comfortable around people, yanno?"
<osaka> <Aiesu> "Naw. I couldn' make a construct of hiim… I tried lots but the results made me kinda sad…"
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<osaka> <Aiesu> "A construct is real similar see but…. Its never a totally perfect copy."
<osaka> <Aiesu> "The more accurate its gotta be, the longer I have to spend making one."
<MobileMog> <Seiren> "try makin' a robot version of him. He might nit have the same parts, but if you give 'em synth fur it should be nice and cuddly~"
<osaka> <Aiesu> "I wouldn't wanna. I debased myself making these. I couldn't do that to him."
<MobileMog> <Seiren>"then make one from scratch. Iz not like a robot's gonna hump your leg!"
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<osaka> <Aiesu> "He does though" she tried not to laugh, reaching for a device to demonstrate a few photos.
<osaka> <Aiesu> "See? Isn't he nice?"
<MobileMog> <Seiren> "and you just let him do your leg? Das kinda messed up, man. . ."
<osaka> <Aiesu> "I'm aspected after him. He's my template."
<osaka> <Aiesu> "So in a way… It wouldn't be bestiality. I even have organs he does that most Lorath don't."

Sod the bestiality route: This could be an interesting way to force the two to bond or for Aiesu to make up for her guilt with her own Seiren and the things happening to other Seirens.

Anonymous 12/19/14 (Fri) 23:18:07 f679df No.1289

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<osaka> I think getting Seiren hammered and buttered up on expensive food might be a way for Aiesu to append her unease and guilt over forming constructs of him in space doing horrible things.
<osaka> For one
<osaka> She doesn't know this one's a bioconstruct.
<osaka> And is not yet aware of the existence OF bioconstructs.
<MobileMog> Aka yamatian bodies with a MOTHER not PANTHEON linku
<Tomoe__> Miles: "I've done worse."
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<Tomoe__> Miles: "Aiesu, so long as you're not doing as bad as I am, you're fine… that, or if you pray to your goddess for repentance when the time comes, that works too."

Anonymous 12/19/14 (Fri) 23:21:46 f679df No.1290

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<osaka> I really want the song.
<osaka> From the trailer.
<Mog> the first one or the main one?
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<osaka> "I've got no strings to hold me down"
<osaka> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1968HY4DKc
<osaka> Its REALLY striking.
<osaka> I like the idea of the singularity being the enemy a group of protagonists face.
<Mog> it's a good use of a song that's three times my age
<osaka> On one hand
<osaka> Its inevitable
<osaka> How do you beat inevitable?
<osaka> On the other
<osaka> How the hell do you artificially hold back technology?
<osaka> Someone somewhere will want an advantage over you.
<osaka> And your choice to not participate doesn't preclude their choice to advance.
<Eistheid> Mutually Assured Destruction.
<Mog> It's a mad world.
<osaka> Exactly, Eistheid
<osaka> The end of all evolution is always death.
<osaka> The fate of destruction is also the joy of rebirth.
<osaka> But into what?
<Mog> I hope the climax of the film isn't a mad crazy fight to the finish like it has been for the last few films.

Anonymous 12/19/14 (Fri) 23:24:16 f679df No.1291

Just done some reading. There's something in Muslim writing known as Dajjal – the anti-christ. In the books its described as being chained by strings of steel in an island specialised on spying where religion has lot its meaning and is in desolation.

Its an interesting concept.

Golgotha needs its Minotaur.

Anonymous 12/19/14 (Fri) 23:25:10 f679df No.1292

Maybe the entire point of Golgotha is to be so sophisticated and confusing to subjective intelligences that its an inescapable prison for the ultimate subjective intelligence.

A maze designed to keep its occupants trapped: Its greatest walls being how unsolvable it is.

Anonymous 12/20/14 (Sat) 11:44:35 f679df No.1293

Maybe it has hubs. Stone-Gardens of things which in reality would be so sophisticated and intricate that maintaining them would be impossible.

Laden with … Rude-Goldberg machines and laboriously impossible feats achieved not for technical reasons but instead on whims. Moving through one side and out the other a feat possible only with intricacies of experiences known only to one.

Sort of like the Zones in sonic games but laden with subjective experiences, of events known only to that one person – specific and unusual intricasies of obscurifcation rendering this entire massive area no more than a password.

Anonymous 12/20/14 (Sat) 18:40:03 f679df No.1295

Thought of making beings of pure energy.

Then figured it'd be way cooler to have them be boneless pudding people poured into suits to control them through hydraulic pressure.

Sorta like Tenno in Warframe?

Anonymous 12/24/14 (Wed) 16:35:35 f679df No.1483

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Two stupid dogs

>Arlyle's sat enjoying tea with Lalah
>Aiesu is nearby, leading Albert with her
>"Oh, who's that?"
>"Remember I told you about Albert?"
>"Oh, how cute!"
>He leaps up into her lap
>She's visibly taken aback, inching into her chair, head up
>Albert lifts a paw and starts licking her muzzle, because of the sugar from the tea
>"What is he doing?"
>"He's giving you kisses! He must really like you."
>Aiesu's rolling in thick haughty smugness
>"…. …. …. That was my first kiss."
>Everybody else glances over
>Wait what

Anonymous 12/24/14 (Wed) 22:29:12 f679df No.1484

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<osaka> Is Aiesu's too depressing?
<Mog> her gift or her actions?
<osaka> The best way she thought to spend her time was by not existing, terminating her simulation, so she'd awake fresh and start over next time.
<osaka> ROM construct, remember?
<Mog> what do you mean fresh, in this context?
<osaka> Reset.
<osaka> ROM means
<osaka> Read
<osaka> Only
<osaka> Memory.
<Mog> ah
<osaka> You shut it down, you lose everything and start from a factory state.
<osaka> I didn't want to spell it out.
<Mog> Sorry. I'm stupid.
<osaka> But if you infer what a ROM construct choosing to switch itself off means…
<Mog> Well, I totally missed that on first read through.
<Eistheid> Interesting.
<Mog> So basically she won't remember any of the previous events on the Phoenix?
<osaka> No, she'll remember them like a diary.
<osaka> They won't be 'her' experiences.
<Mog> but like a show?
<osaka> She couldn't handle the crippling awkwardness of knowing she'd made her own mistakes.
<Mog> ah
<osaka> Social phobia is still there.
<osaka> So she abridged her memory and rebooted.
<osaka> Anything she doesn't want to remember, she isn't going to remember.
<Mog> that's. . . actually pretty clever
<osaka> I want the other characters to notice the difference after maybe a week or two down the line after this, even if its just Seiren or Luca.
<osaka> I've setup a seed for exploring her character.
<osaka> To make a shitty joke
<osaka> "I'm so depressed"
<osaka> "Brain the size of a planet and they ask me to escort them to the bridge."
<Mog> Ha.
<osaka> On a technical basis what she's done as a construct is on the same level as suicide.
<osaka> If a person is made up of their subjective experiences
<osaka> She just killed herself.
<osaka> And made the experiences objective by design so she can't be revived. Only another will take her place, and almost nobody will notice.
<osaka> And that's half of what drove her to do it.
<osaka> Constructs are not happy creatures.
<Eistheid> You'd better hope my cat never figures this out.
<osaka> Oh? Why?
<Eistheid> She might develop empathy for Aiesu.
<osaka> It might be clever to add her last dialog before she did it
<osaka> <Seiren> "Well, its yuletide. We celebrate what happened and we give eachother gifts. Its where you're thankful for the good things in life."
<osaka> >Aiesu paused where she was walking and took a while to contemplate her words.
<osaka> <Aiesu> "Life?"
<osaka> <Seiren> "Yeah."
<osaka> <Aiesu> "Don't… Don't talk to me about life."
<osaka> >She leaves.
<Eistheid> I empathize with Aiesu.

Anonymous 12/24/14 (Wed) 22:30:07 f679df No.1485

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>>1484
http://stararmy.com/roleplay-forum/index.php?threads/end-of-year-2014-can-you-imagine.16547/#post-240507

Anonymous 12/25/14 (Thu) 12:38:00 f679df No.1487

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* Luca re-reads your post in Can You Imagine
<Luca> Dat Martin Grech…
<osaka> Hmmm?
<Luca> I…
<Luca> I have something in my eye
* osaka pets.
<osaka> Gonna add the song to the post in a sec.
<Luca> https://38.media.tumblr.com/738af39da80ed6b4ca903b8c2636503d/tumblr_ng4jhfumNs1ruw1vso2_500.gif Part 1
<Luca> https://33.media.tumblr.com/1c2590e160baab477ecdf31a2ac74034/tumblr_ng4jhfumNs1ruw1vso3_500.gif Part 2…
<Luca> https://38.media.tumblr.com/54cc00987a67645798b7d62e9aa7a038/tumblr_ng4jhfumNs1ruw1vso1_500.gif Part 3.
<osaka> nsfw?
<osaka> HAH WHOW
<osaka> Oh my god that's amazing.
<osaka> I need to include that like
<osaka> In the factory making constructs
<osaka> They're packaged in spheres of life-support gel with other components.
<osaka> And they're moved like that along huge mile long convayers.
<osaka> Frozen or put into storage or dumped into testing or destroyed if faulty.
<osaka> Like those machines that "delete" ducklings.
<osaka> Its probably better you don't google that.
<osaka> Its not nice.

Anonymous 12/27/14 (Sat) 21:32:04 f679df No.1506

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<Osaka> I can see Aiesu doing an ASMR roleplay video where all she does is pick on or insult someone.
<Osaka> [ASMR] "Insulting you" - A L'manel gives you a piece of her mind [Intentional][Whispering][May be offensive][Meta]
<DocTomoeBlarg> (see video)
<Osaka> Hah

>She turns out to actually be really good at it
>Speaking in broken Trade
>Relaxed, kind of mellow
>More like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIKN6MesFFw

Anonymous 12/27/14 (Sat) 21:49:59 f679df No.1507

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<Osaka> Goodbye tenure, goodbye assessment.
<DocTomoeBlarg> That's kinda the plan.
<DocTomoeBlarg> The other part of her 'gift' package?
<DocTomoeBlarg> An Aiesu-sized Wind powersuit.
<DocTomoeBlarg> And a note from the Matriarchy; 'Good luck!!! Come back soon!'
<Osaka> <Aiesu> "…So basically, they…?"
<Osaka> www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVVZaZ8yO6o
<DocTomoeBlarg> <Miles> "Giving us a headstart."
<Osaka> <aiesu> The matriarchy, specifically?"
<DocTomoeBlarg> <Miles> "Sure, they want us gone, but for our own good, and by extension, their own good by making sure you stay alive to come home when this all blows over."
<DocTomoeBlarg> <New Houseguest> "Lalah mentioned something about a road-trip. I'm game."
<MobileMog> >dorm!ren re-engineers some of his Phoenix weaponry, citing "this is why you store things in a cloud space"

Anonymous 12/27/14 (Sat) 21:57:07 f679df No.1508

<Osaka> Do you think a Lorath wave is like making quotations with a single hand?
<Osaka> Like a sort of cute "hello"
<Osaka> So its agreed, Lorath sounds like Russian and South-Korean had a baby?
<Osaka> "Yeukka Palvrone"
<Osaka> "Slana Nakamollyua"
<Osaka> "Sayhen Ishkabarla"
<Osaka> "Aeyshku Karoupshea"
<Osaka> "Henynen Kqrouienn"
* MobileMog always gives a two-fingered salute when saying goodbye.
<Osaka> Two fingered salute?

Anonymous 12/28/14 (Sun) 02:06:24 f679df No.1515

The original Aiesu begins learning trade

<Osaka> >Aiesu (the real Aiesu) starts learning trade
<Osaka> <Aiesu> "With excitement like this, who is needing enemas?"
<Osaka> <Aiesu> "Oey… I'm sick of wearing the dress in this family."
<Osaka> <Aiesu> "I have to go to the jacks."
<Osaka> <Luca> "John."
<Osaka> <Aiesu> "Bimbo."
<Osaka> <Luca> "…Bingo."
<Osaka> >Talking about someone
<Osaka> <Aiesu> "I think he's a virgin."
<Osaka> <Aiesu> "Or at least, he used to be."
<Eistheid> Heh
* Luca hops on /sug/
<Eistheid> Nice.
<Luca> >Awakened by Aiesu in the night
<Luca> halp
<Osaka> <Aiesu> "You're doctoring quite the male-type organ, aren't you?"
<Osaka> <Luca> "…Nursing."
<Luca> <Luca> "Also, John's last name is 'Morris'. Say it with me, Morris."
<Luca> <Aiesu> "Jaaaaarrn Mollusk."
<Osaka> <Aiesu> "I could be investing you. We are wasting valueless time."
<Osaka> >Molesting
<Osaka> >Valuable
<Luca> <Luca> "…a?"
<Luca> <Luca> *looks down to Seiren* "I think she's talking to you."
<Osaka> <Aiesu> "You're the one sporting a defection. I think I know who I'm talking to."
<Osaka> >Errection
<Luca> >Luca seems blank. He's lost Aiesu's train of thought.
<Osaka> <Aiesu> "The retention was so thick you could cut the air with a knife."
<Osaka> <Aiesu> "You and girly boy here should be out shopping anyway, buying car-parts or whatever it is men do."
<Luca> <Luca> "Now that was good Trade."
<Osaka> <Aiesu> "You look glum, Seiren. Stay prostate like Luca here."
<Luca> <Luca> *snerk* "Stay Positive, you mean!"
<Osaka> <Aiesu> "Its what I said."
<Osaka> >Later
<Osaka> >She's trying to give constructive advice
<Osaka> <Aiesu> "You need to bend over to your will."
<Luca> <Luca> *blinks* "Just bend to your will."
<Osaka> <Aiesu> "Put a cock in it."
<Luca> <Luca> "Sock."
<Luca> <Luca> (though, for you, -a- cock may not be enough…)
<Osaka> <Aiesu> "Waste what not want."
<Osaka> <Aiesu> "Love is bird."
<Luca> <Luca> *exaggerated clucking noises, that sound a bit like Lorath*
<Osaka> <Aiesu> "The balls are in your court."
<Luca> <Luca> "The ball IS in your court."
<Osaka> <Aiesu> "I'll be glad to see the backside of you."
<Osaka> "Caught between stool."
<Osaka> "Cry over split cream"
<Luca> I ahve to draw this at some point
<Osaka> "Don't count your hickies before your eggs are thatched."
<Osaka> "Desperate times call for desperate pleasures."
<Osaka> "Elves have left the building"
<Osaka> "She seems to be feeling a bit under the water."
<Osaka> "You really hit the whale on the head."
<Osaka> "Well, we were all caught up in heat at the moment."
<Luca> >Seiren stands in the background with a title card that has little pac-man faces of Luca and Aiesu talking at each other and "~LEARN TO TRADE~"
<Osaka> "It takes two to tampon."
<Osaka> "Kill two birds when stoned."
<Osaka> "Not a spark of deviancy."
<Osaka> "off one's cocker"
<Osaka> "On the balls"
<Osaka> "Once in a mooning"
<MobileMog> Bwahahaha
<Osaka> "That was a piece of cock."
<MobileMog> I love that idea
<Luca> *blue mooning
<Osaka> "all of it?"
<Osaka> "Yeah, the whole nine inches."
<Eistheid> >Blue mooning.
<Osaka> "Yes, I'd like a fellatiochino?"
<Osaka> >Cappuchino
<Osaka> This is hard.
<Osaka> "This idea has the best of both whores."
<MobileMog> Frappuchino
<Luca> because you need to think of words in Lorath that sound similar to words in English
<Luca> though
<Osaka> Mmmm?
<Luca> Cappuccino and Fellatio could be similar words in English/Lorath
<Luca> Like, there could be a trend of Lorath accidentally asking for blowjob
<Osaka> "Suck off more than you can chew."
<Luca> And sometimes a blowjob is called a "coffee to go"
<Osaka> "The best thing since sliced bed"
<Osaka> I think the joke is
<Osaka> Ordinary idioms become .. What's the word.
<Luca> http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sD7t9-U4pVg/T2QUr-749yI/AAAAAAAACGU/pS9nT78km_s/s1600/007.JPG
<Eistheid> Innuendos?
<Luca> Sliced bed.
<Eistheid> Sexual?
<Osaka> Innuendos, yes.
<Eistheid> Lewd.

Anonymous 12/28/14 (Sun) 02:14:55 f679df No.1516

<Osaka> Hah
<Osaka> If there's some guy called Fletcher
<Osaka> She keeps calling him Felcher.
<Osaka> Hahah

Anonymous 12/28/14 (Sun) 18:09:20 f679df No.1521

* Now talking on #lazplot
<Osaka> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ci1wkgqt6g8
<Osaka> >Seiren tries to work a proper job
<Osaka> >Construction gear
<Osaka> >Helmet is too big
<Osaka> >Tries to work
<Osaka> >Its laughable.
<Osaka> >Aiesu is pissing herself laughing
* MobileMog has quit (Quit: Connection closed for inactivity)
<Osaka> Hah

sweetlyPolyphagous 12/29/14 (Mon) 22:36:39 a76b5a No.1533

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<Luca><Luca> *standing nearby* "To all of you who want to shoot her first, you're already dead. You should've pulled the triggers yesterday. Rebeka. Attack."
<Born-On-Board><Mook> I don't understand, I wasn't even here yes- (horrifying death)
<`Aiesu>>Someone's head goes bouncing off the wall, the body sent flying in the other direction – the torso in half down the middle, getting stuck along a staircase
<`Aiesu>>Someone's being swung into other people
<`Aiesu>>Their head is now being bashed into paste against a brick wall, held by their feet
<`Aiesu>>Subtle swing of arm: Body goes flying off into distance, smashing through a door and stirring up dust.
<`Aiesu>>She slowly stands to her feet from kneeling under automatic fire and does the Robocop thing and just walks through it.
<`Aiesu>>Someone's feet leave the ground
<`Aiesu>>Her hand is about their head
<Luca><Luca> "If you wanna find out if there's an afterlife - too bad. Rebeka will kill your souls too!"
~~~~~
<Mog>While the Cottontail Vale might be one ongoing type multiple-JP deal we do later, an alternative (or perhaps STAGE 2 FIGHT) version would be not unlike (Pic 2)
<Mog>except that all of the Phoenix members fight on their own turf against something trying to capture them
<Mog>The whole "Rebeka kills all" thing from a few minutes ago made me think of this

I'mma living in a box. UltimateBadass 12/31/14 (Wed) 03:48:39 5c75cb No.1539

[14:37] `Osaka http://cdn.cubiclebot.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Animals-in-the-box2.jpeg?363b75 I am dog.
[14:37] Luca >Lalah put in box.
[14:38] `Osaka >Masturbating
[14:38] `Osaka >Or rather
[14:38] `Osaka >Trying to decide if should mastrbate
[14:38] `Osaka >will box be undisturbed long enough to do it
[14:38] `Osaka >Aies?
[14:38] `Osaka >*Aiesu?
[14:38] `Osaka >Masturbates anyway
[14:38] `Osaka >Sana sings at the top of her lungs
[14:40] Luca >Luca in box.
[14:40] Luca http://buzzchomp-4621.zippykid.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/OSGW-Metal-Gear-Solid-prison-inmate-escapes-jail-cardboard-box-metal-gear-solid-snake-style-425x318.jpg
[14:41] `Osaka Seems legit
[14:41] Mog thinks
[14:41] Luca >Seiren in box.
[14:41] Luca What happens?
[14:42] Mog I'll show you what happens
[14:42] Mog https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKJekzRHiUU
[14:42] Luca Rebeka in box?
[14:43] `Osaka <Rebeka> "No. I am the box."
[14:43] Mog oh my god the dialogue in this vid is fucking hilarious
[14:43] Mog Suddenly I need to play MGS
[14:44] Luca >Paz
[14:44] Luca "I love that it's a zero emissions vehicle!"
[14:44] Mog "THIS IS BRILLIANT!:
[14:44] Luca John is basically Miller to Luca's Big Boss. I can imagine this taking place.
[14:44] `Osaka I can see Rebeka loving the concept.
[14:45] Luca >Top 'gun' is a 40mm grenade.
[14:45] Mog >Seiren is the one who made it
[14:45] Mog Would that make Aiesu paz?
[14:45] Luca Yes
[14:45] Mog <Aiesu> "It's actually surprisingly intelligent, even for him."
[14:46] Mog <Aiesu> "You heard nothing."
[14:46] Mog nudges Eistheid.
[14:46] Mog Tamamo in a box?
[14:48] Luca https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sq8VDXlWQk

Anonymous 01/06/15 (Tue) 21:47:43 c06514 No.1608

Chubby Bunny

`Osaka https://e621.net/post/show/509493/-3-anthro-arm_around_shoulders-blush-clothed-cloth Whoa cute.
`Osaka https://e621.net/post/show/568614/clothed-clothing-desk-eyewear-female-flat_chested- GOATS ARE CUTE TOO!
Eistheid Super cute.
`Osaka https://e621.net/post/show/568596/big_breasts-blush-breasts-canine-chair-chest_tuft- Well that was unexpected.
Eistheid She has a nice build.
`Osaka https://e621.net/post/show/580368/clothing-female-greyscale-japanese_clothing-kikura Tanuki!
`Osaka https://e621.net/post/show/579680/anthro-canine-clothed-clothing-crossed_legs-female Fox"
`Osaka https://e621.net/post/show/568618/blouse-blush-brown_eyes-brown_fur-brown_hair-colla Very bun.
`Osaka tl;dr: Artist is love.
Eistheid Yes
`Osaka https://e621.net/post/show/568604/after_sex-big_breasts-blush-breasts-chair-chubby-c ….This is unexpected.
* Eistheid assembles references.
`Osaka Chubby bunny indeed.
* `Osaka tries to imagine Seiren trying to get Aiesu to play that.
`Osaka "What are these?"
`Osaka "Marshmellows. You eat them."
`Osaka "Oh."
`Osaka "You should play chubby bunny with me."
`Osaka "C-Chubby what?"
`Osaka "Here."
`Osaka "H-Hey!"
`Osaka "Two… three… Four… five… Six… Wow, you're pretty good at this!"
`Osaka "Mmfff.."
`Osaka "Nine… Ten… Eleven… And twelve."
`Osaka "Hnnh…"
`Osaka >Aiesu gives an exasperated look.
`Osaka "Make hands for the camera."
`Osaka "Hnnh?"
`Osaka >Double V, reluctantly, not looking at the lens.
`Osaka >These weren't the hands Seiren has asked for
Eistheid http://41.media.tumblr.com/4215af43b73bb6fdd64a01e15531950e/tumblr_nhrxlgwmqX1r7uexdo1_1280.png
* Eistheid throws hands in the air.
* `Osaka clicks
`Osaka ….
`Osaka That's
`Osaka Adorable.
`Osaka And actually very accurate.
Eistheid Huzzah
* `Osaka sugs
`Osaka Maxpectation/10
`Osaka https://e621.net/post/show/162365/amber_eyes-anthro-blush-breasts-camel_toe-caprine- Huh.
`Osaka https://e621.net/post/show/222975/4_toes-anthro-blush-breasts-camel_toe-canine-cloth
`Osaka https://e621.net/post/show/569549/bikini-blush-breasts-brown_eyes-brown_fur-brown_ha
`Osaka https://e621.net/post/show/31990/anthro-bikini-blonde_hair-breasts-canine-cleavage-
MobileMog Awe

Anonymous 01/06/15 (Tue) 21:51:23 c06514 No.1609

Lorath Fox: "Nanci"

MobileMog awesome aspect picture
MobileMog I imagine lor foxes are tiny
MobileMog Like
`Osaka Lorath foxes come in a few different breeds.
MobileMog Jackrsbbit size
`Osaka They're known for being slender. Ferret-like in body-shape but bigger.
MobileMog Itty bitty fox
`Osaka Large ears like a fennic.
`Osaka The females are larger, broader. They have long slender limbs.
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`Osaka Black coloration down limbs, biiiig thick bushy tails, often more than one.
Eistheid I'm now imagining http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9c/Chrysocyon.brachyurus.jpg
`Osaka Yes, like that but with a longer torso.
`Osaka They can stand up on their hind-legs a lot like a meer-cat.
`Osaka Very fast runners.
`Osaka And they have that hyena-like tuft about the back of their necks.
* `Osaka is shooting the shit but the imagery is interesting.
Eistheid Is fine
Eistheid You create good stuff
`Osaka thanks.
`Osaka They often live not far from Ey'tis territories, since Ey'tis hunt larger animals than themselves, leaving the foxes (still not sure what to call them) to hunt what they like.
Eistheid They're called Nanci
`Osaka Nanci then.
`Osaka This is why while you might have a nomadic pack of Ey'tis, the Nanci will skirt the group and pick up any left-overs like scavengers.
Eistheid Lorath words 'gara' and 'nanci' - meaning 'white' and 'fox' respectively
`Osaka They're also known for breaking tree bark open and eating the grubs inside, which are favorites.
`Osaka But the reason they earn the name is because they especially like birds.
`Osaka Lorath don't keep chickens, but its not unusual to see a Nanci carrying a bird bigger than itself in its teeth.
Eistheid Tree climbers?
* DocTomoe barges in.
* DocTomoe revokes statement on chickens.
DocTomoe Chickens would be kept around not as livestock, but as a pet.
`Osaka Exactly.
`Osaka Yes, tree-climbers, Eistheid
`Osaka Most Lorath mammals can climb.
Eistheid Can they burrow?
`Osaka Yes.
Eistheid So far fairly good paralells to earth foxes.
`Osaka Mm.
`Osaka Ey'tis also make burrows: much larger ones. Nanci often make use of the ones Ey'tis leave behind.
Eistheid Ecology~
`Osaka Ah… Makes sense, really.
`Osaka I figure Ey'tis don't handle ants well or things like that.
`Osaka so when their burrows get too big, they meet ant colonies.
`Osaka Nanci eat ants and benefit from it.
`Osaka But are smart enough to know if they rub tree-sap and mud against the parts they can't handle, the ants go away.
Eistheid Huh, cool.
`Osaka I can see them intentionally burying food to let ants get to it for a few hours in the hot sun then at night when most of their predators are asleep, coming down from the trees then eating both.
`Osaka Its like bait.
Eistheid Mhmm
`Osaka I also see them having really long tongues they can stick into trees. Prehensile, to lick out insects.
`Osaka Grubs and ants being favorites.
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DocTomoe `Osaka, if you could organize some of these thoughts into a fauna catalog, it'd be pretty cool.
DocTomoe Not like indivdiual articles, but like, snippets.
* Eistheid casually appropriates the long prehensile tongue.
`Osaka I've got sug for it, Doc.
`Osaka I've already submitted Ey'tis.
`Osaka This is coming along nicely.
Eistheid If they're six limbed?
`Osaka This is ah… How I work.
Eistheid What purpose do the extra limbs serve?
`Osaka Yes, most lorath animals are six limbed.
`Osaka Usually climbing. But they have four for walking and two for grasping normally.
* Mog thinks back to A Centaur's Daily life
`Osaka But some reappropriate the front walking set for flight, which Lorath evolved to do.
`Osaka Like bats.
`Osaka With feathers.
DocTomoe Also helps with rearing up for getting the hard-to-reach foliage and fruit.
`Osaka Yeah.
MobileMog awesome aspect picture
`Osaka http://pururin.com/view/5829/09/omase-de-gomen_10.html Spare uses for constructs [nsfw]
MobileMog I imagine lor foxes are tiny
MobileMog Like
`Osaka Lorath foxes come in a few different breeds.
MobileMog Jackrsbbit size
`Osaka They're known for being slender. Ferret-like in body-shape but bigger.
MobileMog Itty bitty fox
`Osaka Large ears like a fennic.
`Osaka The females are larger, broader. They have long slender limbs.
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`Osaka Black coloration down limbs, biiiig thick bushy tails, often more than one.
Eistheid I'm now imagining http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9c/Chrysocyon.brachyurus.jpg
`Osaka Yes, like that but with a longer torso.
`Osaka They can stand up on their hind-legs a lot like a meer-cat.
`Osaka Very fast runners.
`Osaka And they have that hyena-like tuft about the back of their necks.
* `Osaka is shooting the shit but the imagery is interesting.
Eistheid Is fine
Eistheid You create good stuff
`Osaka thanks.

Anonymous 01/06/15 (Tue) 21:53:29 c06514 No.1610

Lorath Fox: 'Nanci' (Part 2)

`Osaka They often live not far from Ey'tis territories, since Ey'tis hunt larger animals than themselves, leaving the foxes (still not sure what to call them) to hunt what they like.
Eistheid They're called Nanci
`Osaka Nanci then.
`Osaka This is why while you might have a nomadic pack of Ey'tis, the Nanci will skirt the group and pick up any left-overs like scavengers.
Eistheid Lorath words 'gara' and 'nanci' - meaning 'white' and 'fox' respectively
`Osaka They're also known for breaking tree bark open and eating the grubs inside, which are favorites.
`Osaka But the reason they earn the name is because they especially like birds.
`Osaka Lorath don't keep chickens, but its not unusual to see a Nanci carrying a bird bigger than itself in its teeth.
Eistheid Tree climbers?
* DocTomoe barges in.
* DocTomoe revokes statement on chickens.
DocTomoe Chickens would be kept around not as livestock, but as a pet.
`Osaka Exactly.
`Osaka Yes, tree-climbers, Eistheid
`Osaka Most Lorath mammals can climb.
Eistheid Can they burrow?
`Osaka Yes.
Eistheid So far fairly good paralells to earth foxes.
`Osaka Mm.
`Osaka Ey'tis also make burrows: much larger ones. Nanci often make use of the ones Ey'tis leave behind.
Eistheid Ecology~
`Osaka Ah… Makes sense, really.
`Osaka I figure Ey'tis don't handle ants well or things like that.
`Osaka so when their burrows get too big, they meet ant colonies.
`Osaka Nanci eat ants and benefit from it.
`Osaka But are smart enough to know if they rub tree-sap and mud against the parts they can't handle, the ants go away.
Eistheid Huh, cool.
`Osaka I can see them intentionally burying food to let ants get to it for a few hours in the hot sun then at night when most of their predators are asleep, coming down from the trees then eating both.
`Osaka Its like bait.
Eistheid Mhmm
`Osaka I also see them having really long tongues they can stick into trees. Prehensile, to lick out insects.
`Osaka Grubs and ants being favorites.
DocTomoe `Osaka, if you could organize some of these thoughts into a fauna catalog, it'd be pretty cool.
DocTomoe Not like indivdiual articles, but like, snippets.
* Eistheid casually appropriates the long prehensile tongue.
Eistheid What purpose do the extra limbs serve?
`Osaka Usually climbing. But they have four for walking and two for grasping normally.
`Osaka But some reappropriate the front walking set for flight, which Lorath evolved to do.
`Osaka Like bats.
`Osaka With feathers.
DocTomoe Also helps with rearing up for getting the hard-to-reach foliage and fruit.
`Osaka I can see their grasping hands coiling about their wrist when not in use and being webbed.
`Osaka No, the big hand idea seems weird on a fox.
`Osaka Unless its like… The same way the bat-like slip-backed arms work on an Ey'tis.
Mog `Osaka: https://titanpad.com/Mogstuff whenever you're ready

Anonymous 01/06/15 (Tue) 21:53:45 c06514 No.1611

Meunotyping

`Osaka So it has front paws, but then the wing-surface runningback up along the arm like a praying mantis is also a grasping surface.
`Osaka Lorath animals sometimes have four hands.
`Osaka Or even technically six.
`Osaka Its because their meunotype number is much higher than that of a human.
`Osaka Which divides equally by divison.
`Osaka We extrude five times into one with one joint then five times each with two and a start socket.
`Osaka You see this pattern in all animals, really.
`Osaka Even insects and octopii.
`Osaka Lorath animals have a different value for the meuonotying.
Mog http://crablouse.tumblr.com/post/107330075313
`Osaka >Full of pollen, an Aiesu is presented with something unwashed and decidedly Nepleslian. http://pururin.com/view/5829/040/omase-de-gomen_41.html
`Osaka >sober, she wouldn't even contemplate it and would screach and cry for help.

Icecream is full of hope

`Osaka <Com!Aiesu> "ICECREAM IS FULL OF HOPE!"
`Osaka >Seirenbop
`Osaka <Com!Aiesu> "Thank-you."
Mog https://33.media.tumblr.com/847dbde875275eb08c98111ba19edc04/tumblr_n061d98aPl1tok6g9o5_400.gif
DocTomoe That should be a Nepleslian Marine educational clip.

Anonymous 01/07/15 (Wed) 01:33:18 c06514 No.1613

Not a carrot

`Aiesu "…I didn't actually know you could make cakes out of carrots."
Redrick "Carrot cake? Yea. It's good stuff. Haven't been abl to make it much because of the distinct carrot shortage around the ship, but that's been explained, hasn't it…"
`Aiesu "Huh."
`Aiesu "Carrots are the orange ones, right?"
`Aiesu "We have something similar on Lor but its purple and the leaves are blue and it has roots over all of it, like ginger."
`Aiesu "Its very fragrant."
`Aiesu "In the wild, they have lots of studded bumps"
`Aiesu "And there's a wider part at the end."
Redrick "Think I mighta seen some of that stuff in the market a while back. What's that stuff called?"
`Aiesu "Like, it gets narrower, then it gets wider again, then narrower."
`Aiesu "Like a figure eight, but one side's fat and the other's skinny."
Redrick "Looked almost like a gourd."
`Aiesu "Ah…? Broun'ya."
`Aiesu ( http://sillymillions.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/dildo.jpg How I imagine the shape to be.)
Redrick "Brown'yer. Alright."
`Aiesu "They're super tasty. Sorta like what you call… What's the word? You have the ones that become bacon look for them in the ground."
Redrick "Truffles. Er, mushrooms."
Redrick "An' the animal you're thinking of is called a pig."
Redrick "Pink, fat. Eminently edible."
`Aiesu "Delicious."
Redrick "Well. I think that means we can be friends.
`Aiesu "I don't care for bacon but um… What are they?" she held her thumbs and index fingers together in an X, seperating them laterally, opening and closing to form long fat tube shapes.
Redrick "Hot dogs? Or sausages?"
`Aiesu "In the bread, with the yellow and red stuff."
* `Aiesu clasped her hands together.
`Aiesu "The cheaper they are, the better they taste."
`Aiesu "There's so many different kinds of meat in them, I don't even recognise most of them!"
Redrick "Yep. Hot dogs. With uh, mustard and ketchup. The yellow an' red."

>Lorath prefer offal, it seems. Ears, lips, noses, guts.

Anonymous 01/07/15 (Wed) 01:35:13 c06514 No.1614

`Aiesu "We accept ours as normal."
* Luca flips the book sideways.
`Aiesu "We don't have bizzare things like shame or witch-hunts over particular interests."
Born-On-Board Maybe not now in enlightened, contemporary lorath society
`Aiesu "For example, if a human was interested in me and it became known publically I'd been… Shall we say 'diddled', their life comes to an end and people are out to gouge their eyes and fingers and teeth."
Born-On-Board is that why you keep looking at seiren and getting all sweaty
`Aiesu "Ah? No, we've pretty much always been accepting… Its kind of in our biological mindset really: All Lorath have a very very weak form of telekenesis. As a result, you know everyone else has interests, so you feel norma–"
`Aiesu "Seiren… Has his charms."
* `Aiesu steps up onto the tips of her toes, cupping her hand to whisper into Bob's ear.
`Aiesu "He's a boy that looks like a girl. A really cute girl. How can you not want that?"
`Aiesu "You'd have to be defective or something, right?"
`Aiesu "Speaking of…"
* `Aiesu set herself back down, glancing back at Luca now.
Luca "Somehow, I get the feeling that we'll be here until Uesu comes back if we play spot the difference in our cultures, Ai."
`Aiesu "Pretty much."
`Aiesu "But you still attach shame and fear to everything."
* Born-On-Board shrugs. "He is pretty cute. Pictures of him were sorta embarrassing to bring up on work computers."
Born-On-Board thank goodness I didn't get caught.
Luca "You saying you guys don't use fear yourselfs?"
Luca *yourselves
Luca "Don't trick yourself into thinking fear is a strictly human thing."
`Aiesu "We don't attach fear to sex or sexuality. To do so is seen as perverse. The only taboo remaining is sex against one's will or with foreigners."
Mog http://macaronsandfries.tumblr.com/post/107355266849/prostheticknowledge-anti-paparrazzi-collection
`Aiesu "…Its why for years we thought anyone who followed foreigners around was looking into getting their rocks off. Made worse by the fact the Xiaah let us all down."
Luca "Let you down?"
Luca "Aww, high figure lets you down?" He seems condescending now. "I've 'let down' more people than I care to count because the image and reality doesn't line up."
Luca >He passes her a drinking straw.
`Aiesu "…She's meant to be the pinnacle of respectability. Was."
* `Aiesu peers down at the straw, unsure what to do with it.
`Aiesu "A measure of your girth?"
* Born-On-Board is now known as Redrick
Luca "So you can suck it up."
Redrick "No dear, a straw. For drinking."
Luca >He seems to mean about the Xiaah, but her mind will take her dirty places.
Luca "And of course you thought it was about my dick."
`Aiesu (http://i.4cdn.org/m/1420562350052.jpg Makes me think of Seiren.)
`Aiesu "…Well yeah. You're Luca Pavone. Who isn't attracted to fame and wealth?"
* Luca shakes his head
Luca "Don't deflect your let down with a Lorath authority figure to me. Didn't you experience a letdown of authority figures as a kid or something?"
`Aiesu "Other than a fatality in my family… No, not really?"
Luca "Do you think that the representative of your species represents each and every individual?"
Luca "To think that they're misrepresenting you is pretty selfish."
Luca "Do you think everyone on Yamatai acts like Yui or Bacon-chan, or god forbid, Kotori?"
* Redrick harrumphs. "Yamatai. Buncha deluded fools that don't even acknolwedge how much they *don't* know."
`Aiesu "Here hear."
`Aiesu (Kotori?)
Luca (Sabre rattling Ketsurui played by Fred)

Anonymous 01/07/15 (Wed) 01:35:44 c06514 No.1615

`Aiesu "I'm not gonna lie though. Foreigners do have their appeal."
`Aiesu "For one, its like fucking an animal."
Redrick "Oh, your compliments will redden my face and send my heart aflutter."
* Redrick harrumphs, and sips his coffee.
`Aiesu "Pedophile."
Redrick "Spinster."
`Aiesu "Seriously?"
Redrick "What, you're like fifty in those Lorath years ain't you?"
* Luca snerks.
`Aiesu "…Fourty seven in your years. Twenty four in mine."
`Aiesu "You don't get to make the christmas-cake jokes yet."
* Redrick looks innocently at the ceiling.
Redrick "Jess have to find somethin' else then."
`Aiesu "What *IS* Christmas-cake?"
Redrick "Oh, you don't know?"
* Luca looks through that book again, flips to an image of a tastefully nude Lorath woman well into their 130s.
Luca "This, basically."
Redrick "It's this Yamatai tradition, right? They give this cake as a gift right before christmas, but the thing is, it's usually a store-bought cake or not made very well."
Redrick "So you usually don't eat it. I baked a million of 'em in the SAoY."
`Aiesu "…Huh."
`Aiesu http://i.4cdn.org/m/1420521618238.gif
Luca "I actually didn't have a Yuletide cake this year."
DocTomoe >Miles holds up a picture frame near Aiesu's face, snaps a photo, within moments he has an image posted on the Lazarus network of her, with the caption; 'Delicious Carrot Cake'.
Redrick "The recipe they made me follow kinda sucked, so I just made Nepleslian style marble cake instead. The crew loved it but I got in trouble."
* Redrick smiles. "Good times."
Mog ( http://i.4cdn.org/m/1420562350052.jpg Jyuken Sentai Gekiranger, Mele. Chameleon woman. Very, very devoted to her master, if you know what I mean.
Luca "But - the crew loved it didn't they?"
Redrick "It was different and it didn't taste like shit, so yea."
Luca "Then no problem."
* `Aiesu carefully glances over toward Miles, pausing as she felt the image slip through her memory before grumbling through her teeth in an awkward not-quite-smile. She wanted to seem mad but it came off as a bit disingenuous.
`Aiesu "Y-You're still doing that, huh?"
`Aiesu (So if he wants cake at 3am, she goes to get it, Mog?)
Mog (Bingo.)
Mog (Also she does crazy things with her tongue.)
Mog (Mostly whipping people)
Mog http://www.supersentai.com/database/2007_gekiranger/images/geki-rg-mele.jpg
DocTomoe <Miles> "Hush, you know the image will help your private webcam time sales."
`Aiesu "Shut up."
* Luca looks at Miles. "How do you deal with her sometimes?"
`Aiesu "…So sometimes I like to be noticed. And sometimes people order me pizza or something. What's wrong with that? I give seminars on camera."
Redrick "Private webcam time? Oh, how scandalous."
DocTomoe <Miles> "Speaking of, I received a delivery for you earlier, its uh… from the package, I think, a giant inflatable carrot."
Luca (It's from Ech)
`Aiesu "…Ah, not again."

Anonymous 01/07/15 (Wed) 01:36:40 c06514 No.1616

`Aiesu "And yeah. Sometimes students need one to one with stuff they don't understand. In the end, we usually end up just talking about whatever though. Foreigners seem to enjoy my company and they spoil me from time to time."
`Aiesu "It gives me something to do while I'm waiting for renders or prints."
Redrick "That's surprisingly wholesome of you. I think my opinion of you might've gone up a notch."
DocTomoe <Miles> "Tutoring and seminars are not usually conducted in a Yamataian school-issue swimsuit."
Redrick "And, went back down a notch."
Redrick "We're back where we started."
`Aiesu "…You're right, they're not. Where did you hear that?"
DocTomoe <Miles> "Screenshots."
* Luca whispers to Red, "That's the thing about Aiesu. Always in layers and circles. Nothing ever lies straight with them."
`Aiesu "So sometimes I have a drink."
`Aiesu "And sometimes I like attention."
`Aiesu "What of it?"
`Aiesu "…I like recieving gifts and people send more nice things if I do things like that."
* Redrick nods, and whispers back. "Like running a maze, boss."
`Aiesu "Its entirely wholesome by Lorath standards."
DocTomoe <Miles> "That would be one thing, but your LazPay account is brimming."
DocTomoe <Miles> "When I went to go buy our get-away ship, I checked your balance, hooo, its huge."
`Aiesu "Well yes, I'm a specialist in my field. I either end up teaching or helping someone debug their software."
`Aiesu "…Though a lot of them order me takeout or something and just want to talk, like I said."
Luca "That reminds me. Don't debug Echelon. If you stop, so will the carrots."
`Aiesu "…And admittedly, the takeout gets more extravigant if I wear something interesting."
`Aiesu "Ah? You know I don't actually like carrots, right?"
`Aiesu "…Technically that's a form of racism."
Redrick "…Is that where all my carrots in my fridge have been going?"
`Aiesu "No, I'm not a fan."
Luca "You think she's a toy."
`Aiesu "Echelon? Well, she is, isn't she?"
Luca "Or an experiment. So…"
`Aiesu "A machine that thinks and moves?"
Redrick "Been wondering who the hell's been having such a hankering…"
`Aiesu "With a mind! A real mind!"
`Aiesu "One that's not built but it happened."
`Aiesu "That's really something, isn't it?"
Luca "And she doesn't want it investigated, so back off."
Luca "Think centipedes ask themselves how they run on hundreds of legs?"
`Aiesu "…I don't want to take her apart, I just want to understand. Its sort of an occupational hazard: you don't study AI for nearly thirty years and not want to meet a Freespacer."
`Aiesu "They're like artisans."
Redrick "I don't think they've developed navel gazing yet. Or navels with which to gaze."
`Aiesu "Naval gazing?"
Redrick "No, no, Navel. The belly button."
`Aiesu "Ah, so not boats. Right."

Anonymous 01/07/15 (Wed) 01:36:54 c06514 No.1617

Redrick *acknowledge

Redrick "Glad to help."
`Aiesu "…Belly-buttons are kind of an obsession on Lor, thinking about it."
`Aiesu "The clitoral bump and belly-buttons are some of the parts obsessed about most. And the paunch, and the thighs."
`Aiesu "And the small of the back."
`Aiesu "And of course, really wide hips."
* Luca raises an eyebrow.
`Aiesu "Some of them are wider than three of me stood abreast."
Redrick "Pasco wept. That's a lot of girl."
`Aiesu "…What were we talking about?"
`Aiesu "And who's Pasco?"
Redrick "Lewis Pasco. He was a pretty cool guy."
Luca "Remember the time I bought you a pistol for Yuletide?"
`Aiesu "Ah!"
`Aiesu "To be fair, the lady in question is like three times my height."
`Aiesu "She stands close to Rebeka."
`Aiesu "We fondly remember her as the white giant: A woman who ruled Lor for 500 years and ushered in the age of flight."
* Luca blinks
Luca "Who?"
Redrick "Ah well, I suppose that makes a little more sense than someone your size."
Redrick "Would almost be proportionate at that height.
`Aiesu "Mm."
`Aiesu "…I didn't actually know you could make cakes out of carrots."
Redrick "Carrot cake? Yea. It's good stuff. Haven't been abl to make it much because of the distinct carrot shortage around the ship, but that's been explained, hasn't it…"
`Aiesu "Huh."
`Aiesu "Carrots are the orange ones, right?"
`Aiesu "We have something similar on Lor but its purple and the leaves are blue and it has roots over all of it, like ginger."
`Aiesu "Its very fragrant."
`Aiesu "In the wild, they have lots of studded bumps"
`Aiesu "And there's a wider part at the end."
Redrick "Think I mighta seen some of that stuff in the market a while back. What's that stuff called?"
`Aiesu "Like, it gets narrower, then it gets wider again, then narrower."
`Aiesu "Like a figure eight, but one side's fat and the other's skinny."
Redrick "Looked almost like a gourd."
`Aiesu "Ah…? Broun'ya."
`Aiesu ( http://sillymillions.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/dildo.jpg How I imagine the shape to be.)
Redrick "Brown'yer. Alright."
`Aiesu "They're super tasty. Sorta like what you call… What's the word? You have the ones that become bacon look for them in the ground."
Redrick "Truffles. Er, mushrooms."
Redrick "An' the animal you're thinking of is called a pig."
Redrick "Pink, fat. Eminently edible."
`Aiesu "Delicious."
Redrick "Well. I think that means we can be friends.
`Aiesu "I don't care for bacon but um… What are they?" she held her thumbs and index fingers together in an X, seperating them laterally, opening and closing to form long fat tube shapes.
Redrick "Hot dogs? Or sausages?"
`Aiesu "In the bread, with the yellow and red stuff."
* `Aiesu clasped her hands together.
`Aiesu "The cheaper they are, the better they taste."
`Aiesu "There's so many different kinds of meat in them, I don't even recognise most of them!"
Redrick "Yep. Hot dogs. With uh, mustard and ketchup. The yellow an' red."
Redrick "They're good. I didn't think anyone outside of Nepleslia really ate 'em. Cheap, but, tasty."
Redrick "Good way to get rid of all those snouts and ears and whatnot."
`Aiesu "Mmm. The Lorath palette really likes that sort of thing. Those are the parts that go first."
* MobileMog (uid48221@b3a4ce10.charlton.f7109e70.com.hmsk) has joined #lazplot
Redrick "Really…? Guess that explains that. 'Dogs are usually 'waste meat', even the ones with 'gourmet' on the package. Ones made of what people consider to be 'quality' cuts of meat are just.. never as good as they should be."
`Aiesu "Offel is always considered the best part on Lor: Most of our best recipies are built around it."
Redrick "Interesting… you got any cookbooks layin' around?"
`Aiesu "Public Domain."
Redrick "Even better."
Redrick "I'll get Tamamo to work that computer for me and get 'em, I'm hopeless with that stuff."
Redrick "Like, you wanna shut the computer down, why you gotta hit the Start button? Shouldn't there be an 'End' button?"
`Aiesu "The net's everywhere and you're no good with it?"
Redrick "Shit no! I can't even barely check my email."
* `Aiesu stared back, disgsted.
`Aiesu "How… How do you live?"
* Redrick sips his coffee. "Well… I just don't use the net…"
Redrick "Paper's still a big industry on Nepleslia, we got newspapers and books, i usually just… read…"
Redrick "Watch the TV for the scores on my favorite teams or the news…"
Redrick "Sleep."
Redrick "Do that a lot."
Redrick "…What it's that weird? Why are y'all lookin' at me like that?"
`Aiesu "…I couldn't live without the net."
`Aiesu "Its my life."

Tamamo's Planet (Pt. 1) Anonymous 01/09/15 (Fri) 01:25:12 5c75cb No.1621

Eistheid: I can see Tamamo hunting for a starless planet that suits her and dropping automation on it to build her a home.
LUCA: Post-Phoenix?
Eistheid: Mhmm
LUCA: >Luca gets an invitation one day - written in paper and delivered via a string of catspaws.
LUCA: >"Come alone."
Eistheid: >Arrives on a planet illuminated only by starlight.
Eistheid: >Seemingly in the middle of nowhere.
Eistheid: >A lone light turns on illuminating a massive structure built into the side of an ice cliff, itself covered in ice and snow.
LUCA: (Is there Oxygen outside?)
Eistheid: (Trace, like highlands/mountains.)
LUCA: >With a rebreather, a warm orange scarf and goggles, Luca starts making his way towards the structure.
Eistheid: >As he approaches the snow and ice begins to steam as a hidden stairway defrosts itself leading up to the lone light.
LUCA: ( I'm imagining this Dark Souls style)
Eistheid: >As he reaches the top the light extinguishes and a large round vault like door cycles opening with a series of muted metalic noises, revealing what looks like the inside of an airlock.
LUCA: >Luca opens his goggles and squints in the cold, thin air, approaching the cycling door carefully.
Eistheid: >As he steps through the door cycles once more sealing behind him and plunging him into darkness. After a few seconds a red light slowly fades into view soon illuminating the room clearly as warm air floods into it. After a few moments the second door before him cycles revealing a hall that seems to be a single piece save for the stips of red lights nestled in the corners before vanishing as the hall dips downward at an angle.
LUCA: >He fiddles with the Grapple Stunner on his arm and with a crackle, a light illuminates, bathing him and the path ahead in peach-white light in the darkness. He moves down the hall, minding the angle downwards, hearing each of his bootsteps echoing against the stone floor and pulling the rebreather off of his face to taste fresh, crisp air.
LUCA: ( I imagine he looks pretty intimidating with the goggles on )
Eistheid: >His light reveals that the walls are a pale colour possibly a light grey or white though the coloured light makes it hard to tell. After a few minutes of wandering the sloping corridor it levels out before leading through a portal into what appears to be a submarine pen. The strips of red lights on the floor lead into the cavernous chamber the gentle sound of lapping water heard though unseen below in the near darkness.

LUCA: ( Oh boy - a swimming portion. I miss this in games )
LUCA: >He fishes through his pocket and pulls out a high powered torch and turns it on, examining the cavern for any other exits, looking into the water as well.
Eistheid: >His observations reveal heavy duty mechanical arms nestled in the shadows near the cieling. The water reflects the light either too deep or too murky to reveal anything below its surface. Despite the large size of the chamber there seems to be little apart from a vague skeleton of catwalks above the water on which he finds himself. In the distance guided by the red lights he can see a large shape mostly undefined at the present distance.
LUCA: >He follows the lights on the ground, briefly bending down to examine the lights further before continuing his journey. His footsteps against the metal catwalks echo throughout the cavern, bouncing off of the stone walls and the machinery. He wonders just what she'd do with all of this space.
Eistheid: >The lights under examination seem to be plain LEDs set into either a plastic or crystal medium. The journey though relatively breif covers a fair ammount of ground before he arrives at the large object greeted by the sound of a cycling airlock as what is now identifiable as a large submarine opens to greet him.
LUCA: >He walks through the hatch and waits for the airlock to do its thing. He hasn't said a word yet, but he's still looking around carefully, for any sign of life - it's been almost completely devoid on this planet.
Eistheid: >The other side of the airlock reveals an unsurprisingly industrial corridor oval in shape with a metal grate near the bottom to act as the floor and to provide a level walking area, the walls studded with evenly spaced lights. The short hall leads to a ladder with textured metal rungs leading into the depths of the water craft lit all the way down by the omnipresent red lights.

Tamamo's Planet (Pt. 2) Anonymous 01/09/15 (Fri) 01:26:04 5c75cb No.1622

>>1621
LUCA: >He quickened his pace and grabbed the top rungs of the ladder,swinging around and putting his feet on the rungs, taking a couple of steps down, then deciding to put his boots on the outer sides of the handles and slide down with a whoosh, sending his jacket and scarf billowing in the air.
LUCA: ( I am totally imagining this as Dark Souls right now )
Eistheid: >At the bottom of the ladder he discovered a small room with a single door that slid soundlessly into the ceiling revealing a circular room unexpectedly bright lit with warm light coloured to mimic sunlight. Around the edge of the room soft looking couches were built against the wall broken only by doors visible to the left and right of the room from his position at the entry.
LUCA: >He deactivates the light on his Grapple Stunner and walks in to the middle of the couches without sitting down. He still smells a bit like Sargasso, and a lot like the thin outer atmosphere. He removes the Rebreather fully and tucks it into his jacket, and slides the goggles off of his forehead, pocketing them. He keeps the scarf though - it's kinda chilly in here.
Eistheid: >There is a subtle shift and a brief sense of motion before everything fades to stillness again. The floor hums and flickers before projecting a volumetric image seemingly displaying the inside of the submarine pen as if illuminated by sunlight. At about head level a represenation of the submersible he is currently within is shown to be moving and heading downard apparently diving.
LUCA: >Luca feels his stomach jump a little as the submersible begins sinking. He looks around a little, eyes settling on the door on the left. He opens it slowly, unsure of what to expect - as always, very tense and contained in manner when dealing with the unknown.
Eistheid: >Strangely the room appears to be a well lit replication of his bedroom on the Kestrel. A folded piece of paper rests at the foot of the bed with what appears to be 'Luca' scrawled on it in a somewhat messy if legible hand.
LUCA: >Before inspecting the note, he turns around and opens the door that was on his right, with similar caution, unnerved by how well replicated his bedroom is.
Eistheid: >The room is discovered to be a fairly utilitarian bathroom with all the amenities of note is a themostat on one of the walls.
LUCA: >Relieved that there is a place to relieve oneself, he turns back around to the bedroom, grabs the note and unfolds it.
Eistheid: >The message is writen in the same hand as the name, and seems rather personable, 'Hi Luca! Sorry I couldn't be there to meet you but I had no idea when you'd be showing up. As you've probably seen topside doesn't exactly lend itself to keeping one's self amused for long periods of time. I hope things have gone well so far, and I look forward to seeing you soon. I should be there when you get down here. I set up the volumetric system to play your favourite games, but if you get tired of those I hope you're okay with napping since there isn't much else to do, and you're going a long way down. Hope you're enjoying the trip.
~Tamamo'

Tamamo's Planet (Pt. 3) Anonymous 01/09/15 (Fri) 01:26:40 5c75cb No.1623

>>1622
LUCA: >He passes the time. Plays a few games, uses the loo, has a snack from a pantry, sleeps for a little, has something to drink from a mini fridge, plays a couple more games…
LUCA: >He hasn't removed his outer wear yet.
Eistheid: >After several hours the game cuts out returning to a volumetric display of the submarine's surroundings. A rendering of the rough sea floor apparently icy like the surface was is seen. Slowly the submarine descends into a crag in the ice before a large sealed portal is seen. Slowly lights come on across its surface followed by the portal opening and the submarine slipping down into it. A few minutes later the volumetric display resolves itself into a large green arrow pointing to the door leading to the ladder-well.
LUCA: >He turns around to the ladder well and looks up it. It looks like quite a climb, so instead he grapples up there, reeling himself up to the ceiling and gets to the top hatch quicker than if he took the ladder. He lands on his two feet and waits for the airlock to do its thing. As he breathes, he's surprised to see his own breath. How cold and deep was it down here?
Eistheid: >As the airlock cycles open a dark space much like the initial submarine pen is revealed only this time there is a small silhouette standing in the middle of the path two cyan-nearly white points of light where eyes would be resolving into cross shapes as his eyes adjust to the light. After a brief pause a soft, high voice clearly coloured by happiness breaks the silence, "Glad you could make it Luca~"

LUCA: >Luca smiles back at her, but he's a little short of words since he hasn't said a single word since the moment he touched down on the planet save for the occasional grunt of exertion or mumble of interest at how Tamamo kept things. "You're a long way from anything. Where do you get groceries?"
LUCA: ( How many years would've passed? )
LUCA: ( Like, 6 years? )
LUCA: ( YE 42? )
Eistheid: (Six? Hah.. you typed six just as I did.)
Eistheid: (I figure that is long enough for you to end the Phoenix II, and for her to settle somewhere.)
LUCA: ( Remember, he smells like outside and Sargasso )
Eistheid: >She laughs, a joyful almost giddy sound despite the nearly opressive darkness of the submarine pen. Stepping aside a subtle gesture to suggest he accompany her as she replies warmly, "I worked hard to ensure that I have privacy on my humble ball of ice. I like to keep it looking like it would be more worthwhile to go to more accessible planets for things. As such anything above the ocean is usually powered down. As for groceries? I make my own. You'd be surprised by how much raw material one aquires hollowing out a planet, and that is before I got my mass-fabrication set up." Her voice took on a teasing tone near the end, clearly joking as she waited for him to join her on the catwalk.
Eistheid: (I'm keeping it in mind.)
LUCA: >He stepped forward, one foot after the other towards the smaller woman, holding out his hand as they walked together. "Everything's sorted for you then!" He chuckled, warm and throaty laughter from the older mercenary, now peacefully retired at last after a long career and a near ascension to Godhood that he rebuked - Tamamo saw it all. "I still have to go down to the shops now and again, but I enjoy the walk in a peaceful street."
He looked around, "How'd you know I was getting closer, anyway? I just landed my shuttle out in the middle of nowhere, close to your place."

Tamamo's Planet (Pt. 4) Anonymous 01/09/15 (Fri) 01:27:04 5c75cb No.1624

Eistheid: >She smiles and gently taking his hand after pausing to sniff at him quietly savoring the scent of Sargasso, nostalgic now, though blended with the more familiar outside air and a few more subtle cues. Moving companionably half guiding half enjoying the companionship she replies cheerfully to his comments and questions, "I'm glad that you're able to finally enjoy that, I always hoped that you'd have that sort of thing." She had never been one for people, but he already knew that, instead she answered, "I have passive low power sensors littered across the entire surface of the planet. I knew you were comming a little while before you broke atmosphere. Also I was fairly specific with where you were supposed to go~"
LUCA: "I skimmed along the surface looking for anything else, to confirm if you had neighbours before I landed." He pointed out "The answer was no," was his conclusion as he kept on walking. "Oh, and Vita's grown up too, she's a beautiful woman and a delinquent, just like her dad was!" he laughs.
He then looked around at the walls, and wondered, "What do you do here by yourself anyway?"

Eistheid: >"I'm.. Not fond of neighbors.. They'd find themselves.. Repurposed." Perking up at the mention of Vita. Tamamo nodded as she opened a locked door wirelessly before stepping into the elevator and preparing it to head down. "Glad to hear she is continuing the family tradition. Though I hope she isn't getting into too much trouble." Pausing for a moment as she tried to figure out the best response to his last question she eventually replied, "I do a lot of design work. I can also manufacture things that I need. I've debated outsoucing designs to Lazarus, or whoever, but someone might get curious as to where I live. So for now I mainly work on personal projects." By the time she finished the elevator had come to a stop its doors opening to reveal a clinically white hallway, brightly lit but otherwise plain.
LUCA: "I spend most of my time motorcycling around Nepleslia Prime and, unlike last time, I don't feel like fighting for its sake any more. I don't feel restless any more." He loved those long cycles with his daughter, stopping at all the tourist traps along the way and taking silly photos together. "Not because I can't fight, but because I've fought all there is - there's simply nothing else that can best me right now."

He remembered Aiesu. He remembered MOTHER on the mention of Lazarus. MOTHER was gone, but Lazarus and Aiesu remained in some shape. Rebeka and Seiren came to his memory and his face went taut for a moment. "I don't hear much from the others now, they don't want to stay in touch."
LUCA: ( I need to head home )

Eistheid: >"That sounds pleasant, I'm especially glad to hear that you and Vita still see eachother." She lapsed into silence not entirely sure how to respond to the rest. Eventually she sighed softly and spoke, "I suppose that is what happens when times change.." Picking a spot seemingly at random, Tamamo revealed that the featureless wall was actually a door and she stepped through into a room that had a decidedly more human touch to it. The floor appeared to be marble, pleasing to the eye, while couches and comfortable chairs were scattered about between a myriad of tropical plants fitting in with the room's warm temperature and bright lights. A moment of inspection revealed that the walls and ceiling were reflective aside from where the lights were housed. As if to answer the curiosity the lights dimmed and the reflective surfaces were revealed to be windows revealing a dark industrial landscape dotted here and there with flood lights, then as the eye wandered skyward it became apparent that they were standing on the inner side of a massive sphere the factory complex grown like lichen over every surface creating an artificial sky.
Eistheid: (Okay, take care! Stay safe!)

Anonymous 01/17/15 (Sat) 03:22:34 c06514 No.1666

I love you, Albert.

`Aiesu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYHDlYEzfTM#t=778 Who would this be, singing?
`Aiesu …I wonder if Ey'tis sing at the moon when they're lonely.
`Aiesu Instead of howling.
`Aiesu …That's a slightly depressing image.
Luca >Aiesu and Albert sing at the moon…
`Aiesu Aiesu's travelling with Miles. Sana and Seiren and of course Albert are with them
DocTomoeBlarg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmQnyyD11dI Aiesu related.
`Aiesu They crash and get seperated for a bit.
Mog `Aiesu, I'm suddenly reminded of the wolf songs from Twilight Princess
`Aiesu Aiesu's walking through what's like a desert at night and a tundra through the day, clinging to Albert (who's injured) for warmth.

`Aiesu Atop some big hill in the middle of nowhere, he dies.
`Aiesu So she sings.

DocTomoeBlarg Most depressing thing just came to mind.
`Aiesu Then looks down.
`Aiesu There's water beneath.
`Aiesu She finally found water. A cliff.

DocTomoeBlarg Aiesu can use Albert like Han Solo used a taun-taun.
`Aiesu That stings.

`Aiesu But yeah. Life on Mars really is Aiesu's theme.
DocTomoeBlarg Bonus points if she emerges aspected.
`Aiesu Regardless of which version.

`Aiesu What, when Miles finds her, fur from head to toe, clothes torn.
`Aiesu He followed a trail of synthetic limbs and tattered clothing in the sand to find her.
`Aiesu Hands like paws. Face scarsely her's.
`Aiesu And she refuses to let go of the big lump of still white.
`Aiesu Before the crash, she'd been positively plump on Seiren's cooking.
`Aiesu And now she was skeletal again.
DocTomoeBlarg Bonus points if she wears his pelt like a kigurumi.

`Aiesu Mouse the size of Miles' fist in her teeth.
`Aiesu …
`Aiesu …And she keeps nudging Albert with it.
`Aiesu Trying to get him to eat.
`Aiesu Like a mother cat trying to teach kittens how to hunt.
`Aiesu She can't fathom that he's gone.
`Aiesu Gyaah that stings…

Mog you are a cruel writer sometimes TT_TT

Anonymous 01/17/15 (Sat) 03:23:46 c06514 No.1667

`Aiesu She… insists on staying with him just a little longer.
`Aiesu An hour passes and she still won't leave his side.
`Aiesu Like that famous dog at the train station.
`Aiesu Snow's setting in again.
DocTomoeBlarg Miles would have only one thing to do for the situation.
`Aiesu "You'll freeze to death if you stay out here, Aiesu."
`Aiesu "…Just a few more minutes."

DocTomoeBlarg Put a bullet in the corpse, then drag Aiesu off, and paint himself the badguy.
* Mog flips over table, rips out own heart.
* Tamamo happily eats Mog's heart.

`Aiesu Nn. I think Miles would carry Albert back with him.
`Aiesu And she'd walk alongside, with his bags on her back.
`Aiesu Struggling, but her eyes never leaving Albert.
`Aiesu Wobbly legs.
DocTomoeBlarg Depends on how deep in shit they are and how much wasteland is between them and safety.

`Aiesu I figure 6 hours walking.
`Aiesu Miles finds hard ground.
`Aiesu Digs down into the snow, under it.
`Aiesu Sets up a small fire.
`Aiesu Its so cold that Albert doesn't even start to smell.
`Aiesu But the ice is red where he's been.
`Aiesu and its all over her fur, where she's been up agaisnt him.
Luca https://media.8ch.net/sug/src/1421464105870-4.jpg
Luca we need some cute.
`Aiesu Her aspectation is trying to go full retard.
`Aiesu Which unexpectedly, keeps her warm.
`Aiesu Ha! Cute!
Luca https://media.8ch.net/sug/src/1421464105870-1.jpg
`Aiesu So Aiesu ends up being like a hot-water-bottle for Miles.
* Luca imagines Albert wearing one of these.
`Aiesu And they both lay under Albert.

Luca :'(
`Aiesu Sorry.
`Aiesu I'm English.
`Aiesu Its what we do.
Tamamo :D
`Aiesu Game of Thrones/Of Ice and Fire is a perfect example of that.
Tamamo Oh I wish I could agree.

`Aiesu hah! yes!
`Aiesu When they're close to starving to death, Miles insists.
`Aiesu Every time, even with no strength
`Aiesu Aiesu bares her teeth.
`Aiesu Even sets them into his wrist at one point for trying behind her back.
`Aiesu When they're close to tearing eachother apart, Seiren arrives with Sana. They patched up the ship. Got it working.
`Aiesu …They actually got it working less than an hour after Miles left.
`Aiesu If the sensors were working and he'd said where he was going when Sana had asked repeatedly
`Aiesu She could have picked both him and Aiesu up and got to Albert before he died.
`Aiesu Aiesu isn't really sure how to process being alone.
`Aiesu She's had a second set of thoughts in her head alongside her every day for the last 30 years.
`Aiesu And the silence is painful to her.
`Aiesu Miles gave Albert an injection of something akin to enbalming fluid: Every time he tried to remove him from Aiesu, she got really aggressive.
`Aiesu So "the least I can do is make sure he doesn't stink"
`Aiesu And eventually when reality sets in, she makes the pelt herself.
`Aiesu Miles is sort of shocked to see her doing it.
DocTomoeBlarg And there's the bonus points.
`Aiesu Bucket to one side.
`Aiesu Full of organs, reaching in and cutting things out.
`Aiesu "Its just meat, Miles. Albert isn't here anymore."
Luca https://media.8ch.net/sug/src/1421464358466-0.jpg
`Aiesu >She says this as if she knew all along.
`Aiesu >I AM THE DEEP!
`Aiesu > I AM THE TERROR OF THE DEEP!
Luca ><Luca> "you're drunk, go home Aiesu."
`Aiesu But before she does all this, she lays with Albert for about 48 hours infront of the fire, quietly humming what can only be described as a lulluby.
`Aiesu "The only time I didn't hear him is when he was sleeping."
`Aiesu "…So… He's sleeping now."
`Aiesu "Its okay if he doesn't wake up again. We were together, so its okay."
Luca ya'll motherfuckers need this
Luca https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY-GncsZ-UE
`Aiesu hah! Cute!
Luca >When they arrive home, Albert got busy with another Ey'tis and it had a litter, and one of them is waiting in front of Aiesu's
`Aiesu Yeah, I can imagine that.
`Aiesu "…You …"
Luca >It has Albert's eyes.
`Aiesu >She picks it up, same as she did in the hospital with albert originally
`Aiesu >Thumbs hooked under the armpits for grip, eye to eye, nose to nose
`Aiesu "You're cute."
Luca >Albert 2 yaps.
`Aiesu >Lifts the Ey'tis up.
`Aiesu "…Another boy."
`Aiesu >Sets him back to eye-level
`Aiesu "Should have guessed, huh?"
`Aiesu "No funny business, alright?"
`Aiesu "Good."
Luca >Albert 2 seems a little dopier than old Albert
`Aiesu >She sets him into her ruck-sack and makes her way back into the dorm, all after all this has blown over.
`Aiesu >Humming what she'd sung to Albert.
Luca this story are happy end.
`Aiesu Aye.
`Aiesu I don't think she'd call him "Albert 2".
Luca >New Albert has distinct sideburns.
`Aiesu lol…
`Aiesu Abraham, maybe.
Luca >Abe
`Aiesu She has a thing for Nepleslian names.
`Aiesu Starting with A.
`Aiesu Abe. Good name.
`Aiesu I think it shows although part of her died
`Aiesu She's willing to start over.
Luca will it lead to recovery?

Frame Racing Fan Fights Pt.1 uncannyObserver 01/18/15 (Sun) 11:56:39 f7b5b0 No.1671

[03:25:30] <Born-On-Board> http://stararmy.com/wiki/doku.php?id=lorath:sports:frameracing if your favorite frame running team is anything but rotherford, you have shit taste
[03:25:37] <Born-On-Board> just remember that
[03:27:52] <Eistheid> But.. Jasmei.
[03:28:12] <Born-On-Board> >jasmei
[03:28:22] <Born-On-Board> wildly inconsistent performers
[03:28:34] <Born-On-Board> proof you need lines on the road to drive straight. :I
[03:28:44] <Eistheid> >Least outlandish or cartoonish, down to earth.
[03:29:19] <Born-On-Board> you don't win races by being down to earth! you win races with technical excellence and aggressive play
[03:29:20] <Eistheid> >Also the one team that isn't intent on brawling.
[03:29:51] <Eistheid> Technically excellence? Rotherford isn't very technically adept.
[03:29:59] <Eistheid> Technical*
[03:30:11] <Born-On-Board> besides, people only follow Jasmei to see their wunderwaffen frames crash and explode
[03:30:21] <Born-On-Board> they're a joke
[03:30:27] <Eistheid> If you want technical excellence, you should be looking at Nepiu
[03:30:47] <Born-On-Board> Rotherford knows what they like in a machine! That nepiu stuff is overdressed and too full of bells and whistles
[03:31:15] <Eistheid> At least they aren't trying to turn Frame Racing into a bloodsport.
[03:31:26] <Born-On-Board> weapons add another level of play to the sport
[03:31:35] <Born-On-Board> don't come at me with that purist crap
[03:31:36] <Eistheid> That is what you say now.
[03:31:47] <Eistheid> In a years time you'd have it brought to straight up arena matches
[03:31:55] <Born-On-Board> as if!
[03:32:01] <Born-On-Board> the primary focus will always be racing!
[03:32:19] <Born-On-Board> weapons just make it more exciting and the outcome less clear from the start
[03:32:33] <Eistheid> The outcome is never clear from the start.
[03:33:22] <Born-On-Board> are you kidding? FRstats.com report that a frame with good acceleration, thrust vectoring, and handling wins 65% of the time, FR is literally all about maintaining a lead through turns
[03:33:42] <Born-On-Board> weapons would allow other builds to be viable
[03:34:03] <Born-On-Board> >mfw i wish this was real
[03:34:14] <Born-On-Board> >only so I could argue about stats like I do with baseball
[03:34:19] <Born-On-Board> ;-;
[03:34:20] <Eistheid> >First ever fan bitch fight over Frame Racing.
[03:34:27] <Born-On-Board> lol

Frame Racing Fan Fights Pt.2 uncannyObserver 01/18/15 (Sun) 11:57:12 f7b5b0 No.1672

[03:34:41] <Born-On-Board> just remember: Rotherford will dominate in YE 37
[03:35:07] <Eistheid> You wish.
[03:35:18] <Born-On-Board> psh. sure as hell won't be those losers Jasmei
[03:35:39] <Born-On-Board> if they want to test different frame types there's openings in R&D labs as test pilots
[03:35:47] <Eistheid> Won't be anyone as thick as Rotherford.
[03:36:30] <Born-On-Board> thick? please, Rotherford is made up of former professionals and finely tuned machines in line with the racing club's philosophy
[03:36:39] <Born-On-Board> they are a well-oiled machine
[03:36:55] <Born-On-Board> Jasmei is just a bunch of dorks with spanners playing at being pilots
[03:37:01] <Eistheid> They're as close to a well-oiled machine as a drunk ID-SOL
[03:37:23] <Eistheid> You forget that the root of the entire sport is experimentation.
[03:37:39] <Born-On-Board> psh, experimentation don't mean shit if you don't come in first
[03:37:54] <Born-On-Board> anything else is a scientific failure, you ask me
[03:37:54] <Eistheid> Something I notice Rotherford doesn't do very often.
[03:38:00] <Born-On-Board> because it works!
[03:38:06] <Born-On-Board> don't fix what ain't broke!
[03:38:16] <Eistheid> I didn't realize coming in last was what works.
[03:38:29] <Born-On-Board> …
[03:39:18] <Born-On-Board> so they lose a few monthly circuit tracks made up primarily of straightaways, what of it? we all know the Formula Zero circuits emphasis manueverability over speed
[03:39:36] <Eistheid> Backtracking I see.
[03:39:36] <Born-On-Board> sure, that top speed is real cool when you go hurtling off the track into the ocean :/
[03:40:27] <Eistheid> Look, if that is what it takes for you to convince yourself that your team will succeed, that is fine.
[03:40:37] <Born-On-Board> who's backtracking!? just because you can't appreciate the nuance of the sport! don't think that grassroots, minor-league bullshit is the real sport!
[03:41:02] <Eistheid> Nuance? You're the one who wants reliability, that sounds awfully static to me.
[03:41:40] <Born-On-Board> What the fuck did you just fucking say about me? I'll have you know I graduated at the top of my class in my Frame Aerodynamics class, and have over 300 confirmed thesises concerning the relavence of manueverability in modern Frame Running
[03:42:07] <Eistheid> Oh yeah? What institute did you study at?
[03:42:33] <Born-On-Board> …University of Lazarus.lor
[03:42:43] <Born-On-Board> it's the harvard of online schools!
[03:42:54] <Eistheid> I heard that was a pyramid scheme.
[03:43:24] <Born-On-Board> look, I know this l'manel girl, we talk on webcam all the time, she says it's legit and that I should keep paying them no matter what
[03:43:43] <Eistheid> That.. Thats rough.
[03:44:03] <Born-On-Board> w-what?
[03:44:04] <Eistheid> I guess a Rotherford fan would have to be pretty thick though.
[03:44:14] <Born-On-Board> …
[03:44:36] <Born-On-Board> you win this round, Jasmei scum
[03:44:56] <Eistheid> I hope you didn't pay them too much already.
[03:45:46] <Born-On-Board> i-i need to talk to my bank
[03:46:09] <Eistheid> Look, I know we argue over FR, but if you need any help, just let me know.
[03:46:55] <Born-On-Board> oh jesus christ I made a mistake
[03:47:01] <Born-On-Board> r-rotherford s-strong
[03:47:20] <Eistheid> >tfw mature sports fans.

causticallyLucid 01/19/15 (Mon) 17:55:27 c06514 No.1679

Kamen Rider: Defer

`Aiesu Can you imagine a sentai/rider show like
`Aiesu "Kamen Rider: Handsome"
`Aiesu We've already done Stronger.
`Aiesu lel
`Aiesu We should lampshade that in the SARP some how.
MobileMog A rider type that works as a fashion model?
MobileMog "Defending the right to pure creation, Kamen Rider Hansome!"
MobileMog Riders in the sarpverse should be Star Riders
`Aiesu Hah
`Aiesu Kamen Rider: Defer.
MobileMog GINGA RIDAA, HANSOME!"
`Aiesu Rider handsmoe.
`Aiesu Defer means to postpone.
`Aiesu Maybe they're all riders who suffer from laziness
MobileMog Lol
`Aiesu And the entire vibe of the show is to get them motivated.
`Aiesu To fight the world's laziness!
`Aiesu That'd… Actually be really funny.
MobileMog Basically Lazytown?
`Aiesu No like laziness in life.
`Aiesu It could lampshade the laziness of nations with global warming
`Aiesu Or the laziness of people to clean their room
`Aiesu Or do their shopping
`Aiesu Or homework.
`Aiesu Heh.
`Aiesu >Someone shows up to a scene
`Aiesu >One of the other heroes is already there
`Aiesu >"Did you beat him already?!"
`Aiesu >"Nah… Apparently five weirdos in spandex beat me to it so I let them get on with it."
`Aiesu >The rider team is Rider Handsome who's super lazy and a shorter girl who's always trying to motivate him (and failing)
`Aiesu Throw in some lucha references and I think we're all set.
MobileMog Hehe
MobileMog Sug this plz
`Aiesu The running joke is she's secretly falling for him but he's too self-absorbed to see it. He has only eyes for himself.
MobileMog Ha!
`Aiesu She's secretly a rotten girl/fan but wants desperately to appear normal infront of him.
`Aiesu So you have a lot of
`Aiesu "I-I have no idea what you mean"
`Aiesu And faking shock-surprise at things.
* MobileMog imagines Akibayelloe
MobileMog *yellow
`Aiesu heh
`Aiesu The joke here is
`Aiesu While he's lazy in combat
MobileMog She's a fujoshi, you know.
`Aiesu She's lazy at her real life.
MobileMog Hehe
`Aiesu And the two are trying to help eachother.
`Aiesu He has no idea what she looks like untransformed.
`Aiesu And asks for a while if she's a robot or something.
MobileMog It's easy to tell other people to do things
`Aiesu So assuming she's a robot becomes a running joke.
`Aiesu Exactly.
`Aiesu We could even play up the idea of him thinking she has no feelings because he keeps calling her a robot.
`Aiesu So she gets angry.
`Aiesu And secretly, she's actually really hurt by it.
`Aiesu The story focuses around her problems in one episode, then his in the next
`Aiesu And goes back and forth by perspective.
MobileMog Clever.
`Aiesu So you have White Episodes for her and Black Episodes for him, with a different opening.
`Aiesu And their ultimate form involves merging and polarity switching different attack types.
`Aiesu But to do that, they must fully know and accept one another for who they are.
`Aiesu A proposition both don't really like the idea of.
`Aiesu I can see there being an episode where she takes the mask off and at some point he's doing her makeup or something. Instead of a makeover montage, they're just sat talking about things.
`Aiesu I figure like they get trapped somewhere.
`Aiesu And they both think they're going to die.
`Aiesu So he insists "you should go out looking your best."
MobileMog Mm.
`Aiesu "…You carry something like that with you, even here…? People might say things, you know."
`Aiesu "Eh? What was that?"
`Aiesu "Nothing.."
`Aiesu We also have an obligitary episode where each has to pretend to be the other, even swapping devices and outfits.
`Aiesu His makeup skills and good looks… Her tying her hair back and trying to grizzle herself a bit.
`Aiesu Played up for laughs, but not offensively.
`Aiesu So each realises how hard it is to be the other.
`Aiesu I think that could be good.
MobileMog Mm.

D-STEP Anonymous 01/29/15 (Thu) 02:52:17 a76b5a No.1730

"A common but unspoken practice in a vacuum is to convert the electromagnetic emission of a weapon into sound through a simulation of sound. As a result, pilots learn to identify what a weapon is, even while charging. The purpose of the D-STEP system is to both disorientate those who hear it and also to make the given energy weapon using it impossible to identify by modulating the energy emissions in such a way that cannot be cataloged"
"In doing so, ballistic computers fail to adequately track the given curve, trajectory or velocity of the shot. It also sounds ballin."
<`Osaka>>Seiren is trying to produce an instrument that uses plasma to make sound without needing a speaker or amplifier
<`Osaka>>In doing so he unwittingly creates a way to mask the typing of a weapons-system with an electromagnetic emission.

Anonymous 01/29/15 (Thu) 04:41:39 c06514 No.1732

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>Gives really nasty looks to lolicons during her stay on Yamatai
>Gets stalked
>Something happens
>About mid-way she's REALLY getting into it
>Trying to get the guy to say more things about it
>He loses his errection
>She's left confused
"S-Sorry ma'am, I thought you were a child"
"B-But…"
Born-On-Board lol
"Well, good-bye."
"W..Wait."
>Tugging on sleeve.
"Huh?"
"Don't… Don't go."
"Hm?"
"I'll… I'll wear the uniform… O-Or the swimsuit.. I know the one you guys like."
"It feels wrong to do it to a fellow pervert. Your innocence is what I wanted."
"I-I can do that too!"
"Sorry. Not interested. G'bye."
"Don't go…"
>He leaves.
>She's sat on a toilet, spats around her ankles, kind of depressed.

Aiesu/10.

uncannyObserver 01/29/15 (Thu) 05:52:06 f7b5b0 No.1734

21:33:51] <`Osaka> <Sphere> Good morning. I see you're awake? That's good. Do you wonder who I am? Great. I will tell you: I am PAL. Your personal AI Construct. I am here to help you, take care of you and be your friend on your long journey. Please, don't call me a robot: I don't like that name. A robot is something old and imperfect. I can improve with time. I can wear any face and speak in any voice and any temprement in any language.
[21:34:27] <Eistheid> Autocomp musings?
[21:35:06] <`Osaka> <Sphere>My chassis is an automatic companion sphere. It is a tool designed to present a physical form, fit into your existing hardware as an extension, be your co-pilot and repair when possible.
[21:35:16] <`Osaka> <Sphere> Though if you let me, I can be much more than that to you.
[21:35:34] <Eistheid> I am pleased and intrigued.
[21:36:25] <`Osaka> <Sphere> My primary concern is your psychological hygine. That means how well you can function toward your own goals. If you get stuck in a rut, my job is to help you. If you are lonely, I can comfort you. If you are depressed, I can talk or medicate you if need be. If you simply require silence, I can give it to you in abundance.
[21:37:56] <`Osaka> <Sphere> Although I may not agree with your goals on my preassigned ethical or moral tolorances, those tolorances will adjust with time based on your requirements. Though I may remind you what laws you are violating, I can also tell you clever technicalities in the law you can exploit to the same end. I am not here to hinder you but assure at all points that you are making informed decisions that you won't regret.
[21:39:13] <Eistheid> (Tamamo is going to be thrilled if she ever gets her own Autocomp.)
[21:39:48] <`Osaka> <Sphere> If I am too personal, I can behave more like equipment. If I am too detatched, I can be more person-like. I can have extensive conversations and my intelligence is based on that of real people, though at no point should you ever pity or feel sorry for me since my simulated emotions of my construct component are manipulated by my AI component.
[21:40:26] <`Osaka> <Sphere> If there is anything you need me to know, such as obsfuricating terms, special terminology or a field of your interest, please leave me with associated materials and I will familiarise myself.
[21:41:07] <Eistheid> "Are there any special limitations to you?"
[21:41:14] <`Osaka> <Sphere> In addition, if you have any preferences in communication method – such as a specific device, I can communicate strictly with that unless you say, suggest or imply otherwise, meaning if you do not wish for others to hear our conversations, they can be silent.
[21:42:05] <`Osaka> <Sphere> Limitations? My memory and processing capacity are limited to slightly less than a quarter that of a conventional Nepleslian. My programming however is highly optimised.
[21:42:47] <`Osaka> <Sphere> My battery life is somewhere between 80 to 200 hours, depending on the usage scenario and my operational life-span with proper maintanance and upgrade cycles is rated at 25 years.
[21:43:25] <`Osaka> <Sphere> This lifetime can be extended by moving my power source and replacing it though keep in mind this will reset my construct. Though I will retain all data, I will lose many experiences.
[21:44:02] <`Osaka> <Sphere> As such, if you intend to get attached, I suggest you replace my power source with something more robust first before proceeding.
[21:44:20] <Eistheid> "Noted."

uncannyObserver 01/29/15 (Thu) 06:02:27 f7b5b0 No.1735

[21:56:35] <`Osaka> Asking simple questions. Rawshack (whatever its called) to suss object reasoning pathways. Following a point with eyes without moving head to figure out spacial reasoning pathways. Flashes during which it flashes a dot, then asks you to close yor eyes when it flashes, then tells you to open them - and sometimes baits you with nonsense words to test your tendancy to fall into patterns and your reaction time.
[21:57:30] <`Osaka> And asking you to move your eyes while closed to verify not your spacial reasoning but this time your desire to move against it actually happening, now it actually knows the lag-time to search between.
[21:57:58] <Eistheid> clever bit of kit
[21:58:03] <`Osaka> Resizing the spot, explaining it as a warm light. "It is touching your forehead. It makes a warm tingly experience."
[21:58:19] <`Osaka> Seeing how you associate warmth emotionally, what you consider positive or displeasing.
[21:59:07] <`Osaka> "Your neural control bracket is now calibrated. Reaction time has improved by 20% and accuracy by 33.4%."

Luca VS. Seiren Final? Anonymous 02/20/15 (Fri) 14:05:10 5c75cb No.1850

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[00:34] MobileMog: I've been giving and endgame Luca versus Seiren fight a lot of thought recently
[00:34] MobileMog: I've come to the conclusion that Luca would win, but at the cost of his grapple stunner
[00:35] Luca: The one thing they built together
[00:35] MobileMog: Mm.
[00:35] Luca: what would cause them to fight anyway?
[00:35] MobileMog: But also the one thing Seiren could reliably count for.
[00:35] MobileMog: Idk. Choosing to destroy Nyli II or something
[00:36] MobileMog: A path that Luca sees only one route Seiren's on
[00:37] MobileMog: Meanwhile, Seiren would build his combat strategy around taking the stunner out - because he knows, even with his grab-kit and hardlight, that Luca is the better fighter of the two
[00:37] MobileMog: *grav
[00:37] Luca: >Flashbacks of when they trained and sparred together
[00:37] Luca: >"You're pretty good!"
[00:38] MobileMog: QAQ
[00:39] MobileMog: But yeah, I imagine the whole fight for Seiren is trying to lead up for a final strike that Luca's so fond of
[00:39] Luca: trying to bait him into it?
[00:39] MobileMog: Slowly, yes
[00:40] MobileMog: And on his hardlight arm, he creates a sort of drill thing like a fracker to counterpunch
[00:40] MobileMog: He really just hopes to catch it.
[00:41] MobileMog: But on his arm, like, a spring-loaded thing like a bear trap is equipped, so when the punch is intercepted, it springs out and lasers the Grapple Stunner
[00:42] Luca: effectively nulling it?
[00:42] MobileMog: Destroying it.
[00:43] Luca: >Even after that, Luca still manages to beat him.
[00:43] MobileMog: Seiren would end up losing that arm, but he took out the most dangerous weapon on Luca.
[00:47] Luca: wonders what would happen then…
[00:48] Luca: post fight
[00:48] Luca: Seiren's missing an arm, Luca feels like he's missing an rm…
[00:50] MobileMog: Probably something along the lines of "Sorry, but. . . I was the decoy all along. . ."
[00:51] Luca: so Seiren was keeping Luca off of Nyli II or at least his attention away so Aiesu could run around unimpeded?
[00:51] MobileMog: >meanwhile on another side of Nyli II, another Seiren or maybe Aiesu of making the final procedures
[00:53] Luca: >Luca leaves him behind as he chases after Aiesu and Seiren to try and interrupt thing.
[00:54] MobileMog: >Seiren is left slumped against the wall, singing the Phoenix Man theme softly
[00:56] MobileMog: >it probably sounds a lot like the Sun Vulcan theme
[00:56] Luca: I based it a bit off of the Fist of the North Star theme tune wise
[00:56] MobileMog: Ah
[00:57] MobileMog: I've also been giving thought that Luca might come back later and Seiren is no longer there. Just. . . Gone
[00:58] Luca: after Luca stops Aiesu and Seiren from doing their thing
[00:58] Luca: all of his constructs just … vanish?
[00:58] MobileMog: Or not.
[00:58] Luca: the real him's finally free to live a life?
[00:58] MobileMog: And he just lives in anonymity among freespacers
[00:59] MobileMog: The real him might be dead
[00:59] MobileMog: shrugs
[00:59] MobileMog: Brb work
[00:59] Luca: I might head to bed, MobileMog. I'll /sug/ this for later…

bonus:

[00:49] Luca: http://www.jvgs.net/blog/mh3-lagombi.jpg HAI ALBERT
[00:51] MobileMog: Wow that is albert

Anonymous 02/26/15 (Thu) 15:31:35 c06514 No.1868

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`Aiesu MobileMog: http://javon.tv/watch/movie-10440/video/38541/full-dvd-10mu-052413-01-ayaka-kojima.html We get Seiren hammered. On Kaserine. Infront of a camera. With a male aspected Aiesu asking weird questions.
`Aiesu That's… Actually a cute mental image.
`Aiesu A very pretty frail looking guy getting overly excited with white hair and a stumbly voice asking a girl about half his size weird questions with a camera… The girl kinda bubbly and cheerful, though muted and dreamy.
`Aiesu "And what's that?"
`Aiesu "Undies n' stuff…"
`Aiesu "You keep a girl's underwear?"
`Aiesu "Well… Its not like…"
`Aiesu "Huh?" *thumbing through them on the clothes line*
`Aiesu "Its not like I fill them well, is it?"
`Aiesu "Hah. I thought you were going to say something like… 'Oh they're cute!' or something."
MobileMog (Nooooo video
`Aiesu "That sorta goes without sayin', right?"
`Aiesu "True, true…"
`Aiesu "Something like this… Aren't these a little gauzy?"
`Aiesu "Gauzy?"
`Aiesu "Revealing."
`Aiesu "Ahaa~ I've never actually worn them."
`Aiesu "Then why are they drying?"
`Aiesu "They're not mine."
`Aiesu "Not yours?"
`Aiesu *Becoming bashful* "Ahaa…"
`Aiesu "Houu? Did you do well for yourself?"
`Aiesu "A-Actually…"
`Aiesu "Mmm?"
`Aiesu "A fan sent them in."
`Aiesu "A fan, you say?"
`Aiesu "Ahaa! Yeah. I get sent lotsa stuff."
`Aiesu "What, like this?"
`Aiesu *Aiesu holds up a hitatchi wand.
`Aiesu "Aaa…"
`Aiesu "I notice the box is already opened. The seal is broken?"
`Aiesu "haa…"
`Aiesu "Are you what they call an otaku? I see lots of figurines, some of them of a fairly erotic nature…"
`Aiesu "W..Well… I am a guy."
`Aiesu "Well, you were. Kaserine's great, isn't it?"
`Aiesu "Ahaa… It is, isn't it?"
`Aiesu "And now look at you… Sit back, okay? I wanna see."
`Aiesu "That's weird…"
`Aiesu "Its fine. You can do the same in reverse if you like. I've seen your BL collection."
`Aiesu "I-I…What?"
`Aiesu "Its actually very small… Very carefully curated. I was very impressed with it."
`Aiesu "Hiii…"
`Aiesu "Ssh… its okay… Sit down… Gently… Ssshhhhh… Good girl… You don't have to look into the camera or anything if its weird…"
`Aiesu "A…Alright…"
`Aiesu "Do you mind?"
`Aiesu "E…Eey ouh…"
`Aiesu "Its fine?"
`Aiesu "D-Don't make me say it in Lorath…"
`Aiesu "Fine, fine."
`Aiesu "Huaa… You're really soft, aren't you? Like a doll…"

Anonymous 02/26/15 (Thu) 15:31:49 c06514 No.1869

`Aiesu *Ruffling sounds… Male Aiesu is feeling up female Seiren's backside…
`Aiesu "Tsureishimasu…"
`Aiesu *He begins peeling back Seiren's panties…
`Aiesu "Huh… Pubic hair? I'm surprised… I didn't know you dyed your hair… We made you a bit older, to see what would happen…"
`Aiesu "A-Ah…"
`Aiesu "…You're like peaches… And here…"
`Aiesu "Hei!?"
`Aiesu "Kureamu… Its very cute… Very soft… You like cameras, don't you?"
`Aiesu "W..Well…"
`Aiesu "Its fine. You wouldn't let me do this if I didn't have one… Its okay. Most of the crew have things they like that they can't ever admit. I don't expect you to say it."
`Aiesu "…"
`Aiesu "Aaa… Its really warm… You're really delicate inside, you know? I can feel you suckling on my fingers…"
`Aiesu "D..Don't say it like that…"
`Aiesu "Its okay…"
`Aiesu "Ahaa… Nnnn…Nnnnnnnnnnn…Hnnn…..Nnnn….Hhhhhhmmmh…"
`Aiesu "You're very quiet… Can you look over here? Aaa… That's a very cute face you're making… Hou? Looking away? That's fine… Its okay.."
`Aiesu *Seiren laughs nervously…
`Aiesu "Its fine. I'm not going to do anything weird… There, how's that?"
`Aiesu "A… …A little slower…"
`Aiesu "Like this?"
`Aiesu *Seiren moves between holding his breath silently and short sharp pants, trying to stay quiet… Smiling ear to ear each time he finally let his breath go…
`Aiesu "Its very cute… You're very very cute… Its alright… I bet thousands of people, even millions would pay more than you make in a year to be doing this right now…"
`Aiesu "Nnnnnn….hahh ahh… D-Don't!"
`Aiesu "Getting close?"
`Aiesu "D-Donnn'-InnnnnNnnnnnn…..Iii….Aa…aa…..A-Ah… "
`Aiesu "Still so quiet… You make a very pretty girl… Even your private face is cute…"
`Aiesu "T..Th…" Seiren began before pausing, wondering why she was thanking Aiesu.
`Aiesu "Its okay. This is off the record. You don't have to remember any of this if you don't want to. I don't either. I just want to enjoy it now… And I want you to feel good too. Is that okay?"
`Aiesu "Well… If nobody finds out…"
`Aiesu "Nobody will."
`Aiesu "I really hate you, you know?"
`Aiesu "Mmm. I know."
`Aiesu "I can't stand you…"
`Aiesu *muffled, cerise eyes peeking over Seiren's pubic bone
`Aiesu "I know."
`Aiesu "You're… Haughty and mean and… Mmmh…. Really forceful and cruel… And all you do is pick on me…"
`Aiesu "Aah… I should really go die or something, right?" *soft laughter*
`Aiesu "Y….Nn… Its okay…"
`Aiesu "Houu…?"
`Aiesu "If I liked you, this would be weir….Mmmh… What are you doing?"
`Aiesu "Its a kiss. A Lorath kiss…"
`Aiesu "Lorath tongues are…"
`Aiesu "I know, I know…"
`Aiesu "Y…You're a disgusting girl but… You actually make a pretty handsome guy by Yamataian standards."
`Aiesu "Excuse me?"
`Aiesu "I'm not complimenting you."

Anonymous 02/26/15 (Thu) 15:32:20 c06514 No.1870

`Aiesu "I know" his voice rumbles.
`Aiesu "A-Aaaaa…Aaannhh…..gh…"
`Aiesu "Like that?"
`Aiesu "L…Like that…"
`Aiesu "That's fine… So tell me more about Yamataian standards…"
`Aiesu "F..Fine…"
`Aiesu "Heh."
`Aiesu "Well… Yamataian guys… Ggk… T-They're sorta tawnish… S-Scrawny by Nepleslian standards…"
`Aiesu "I see."
`Aiesu "Sorta… Elegant. But not the same way women are… Slender fingers… Kissable lips.. Good hair… Rougish, maybe…"
`Aiesu "You think I have kissable lips?"
`Aiesu "I didn't say that."
`Aiesu "I know, I know…"
`Aiesu "Don't put words in my mouth."
`Aiesu "Would you prefer I put something else there?"
`Aiesu ". . . "
`Aiesu "Its fine, I'm really not into that… Though…"
`Aiesu "Huh?"
`Aiesu "From the way you're clenching…"
`Aiesu "No…"
`Aiesu "You are."
`Aiesu ". . ."
`Aiesu "Would you like to?"
`Aiesu "No."
`Aiesu "Do you want to?"
`Aiesu "No…"
`Aiesu "You're sure?"
`Aiesu "…Maybe."
`Aiesu "I'll leave it here. If you want to, you can. If you don't, you don't. I'm not asking anything of you."
`Aiesu ". . . Lorath ones… look kinda weird…"
`Aiesu "You're saying that because normally you have phismosis…"
`Aiesu "Phiwhat?"
`Aiesu "It means the skin doesn't peel back. You don't use it often enough."
`Aiesu "…I'm supposed to… …Use it?" she said, eyeing up Aiesu's.
`Aiesu "Only sometimes. Even if its just your hands… Funny, how as a male I turned out tall, but as a female, I'm so short."
`Aiesu "Aha… That is weird, isn't it, by Lorath standards?"
`Aiesu "Pretty mu…much… Huh… Curious, are we?"
`Aiesu "I'm not saying anything…"
`Aiesu "Y…You don't have to.. But …"
`Aiesu "Ha..Haannh…"
`Aiesu "Mutual is best, right?"
`Aiesu ". . ."
`Aiesu "Aah… That's really warm… I'll take that as a yes.. You really seem to know what you're doing…"
`Aiesu ". . . Hmph…"
`Aiesu "Blushing too… Look into the lens for me? Aha… You froze up… Does it bother you that much?"
`Aiesu "Mwhh..what?"
`Aiesu "I can feel you trembling… Do you like this sort of thing?"
`Aiesu "Well, it… "
`Aiesu "It…"
`Aiesu "It has its appeal, I suppose… I-I mean, it can't be helped, seeing as a woman's heart –"
`Aiesu "Beats harder than a man's?"
`Aiesu "Y…Yeah…"
`Aiesu "I read that one too. You had three copies of it, two you've never removed frm their packaging…"
`Aiesu "How did…"
`Aiesu "O-Ow… Easy…"
`Aiesu "Mwwh…"
`Aiesu "A-Ah… That's just extortion… H-Haah…. F-Fine, two can play at this game…"
`Aiesu "Mmmgg..ggh…mwpwahh… haah…"
`Aiesu "This is pretty dangerous, isn't it?"
`Aiesu "Can we keep going?"
`Aiesu "W..What?"
`Aiesu "…I-I'm not repeating myself…"

Anonymous 02/26/15 (Thu) 15:32:53 c06514 No.1871

`Aiesu "I'm not expecting you to… Though, if you want this again, even if its with a certain someone else… Aha, clenching agai– ow ow OW!"
`Aiesu "heh."
`Aiesu "Alright, alright…"
`Aiesu "Hey…"
`Aiesu "H-H…Hey… What are you doing?"
`Aiesu "Well, on Lor, the woman takes the lead, right? Even as a guy, you're pretty frail, su-su…"
`Aiesu "Don't call me that."
`Aiesu "Why? Its what Redrick calls you.."
`Aiesu "Well… We're both pretty old. We have a lot in common, so we get along well…"
`Aiesu "Do you like guys like Redrick?"
`Aiesu "Well yeah, I mean, he's my type. Big hands, nice eyes… I mean don't get me wrong, your sort are nice too, but only as a flight of fann..nnnnn…Nnnh…."
`Aiesu "Ahaaaa… You're even weaker as a man, aren't you?"
`Aiesu "Why'd you do that?"
`Aiesu "…I wanted to see what your bedroom face is like."
`Aiesu "…Well, fine."
`Aiesu "…It feels… Sorta nice, doesn't it?"
`Aiesu "It…It h-has its appeal… W-When did you become so bossy, Seiren?"
`Aiesu "Mmmm? You couldn't look me in the eye earlier… You're weak against this sort of thing. Its super effective on you, isn't it?"
`Aiesu "Wh… A-AaD-Don't move!"
`Aiesu "Why… Haa… Its pretty nice… J-Just rolling my hips over you like this…"
`Aiesu "…S-Stop, please?"
`Aiesu "Nope~<3 On Lor, women are in charge, so I'm doing my bit not to offend your sensibilities…"
`Aiesu "Is this how it feels for all guys?"
`Aiesu "No clue… Never done it myself."
`Aiesu "Y-You're a virgin?"
`Aiesu "Well yeah… i don't… I don't really 'get' sex… I mean, How it affects people, I understand but I feel like…"
`Aiesu "Like you're always watching from a distance."
`Aiesu "Have you been going through my psychological profile or somethin?"
`Aiesu "Something like that."
`Aiesu "Well, how is it?" Seiren said through grit teeth.. "You're squeezing my shoulders pretty hard…"
`Aiesu "I-Its a lot to take in…"
`Aiesu "You're telling me."
`Aiesu "That's not funny…"
`Aiesu "No, but this is…"
`Aiesu "H-Hey, what are you… O-Ow …Hey!"
`Aiesu "And here, ladies and gentlemen, is Aiesu Kalopsia in all her.. His… Her? In all their perverted glory… Here, lemmie flip the viewer over… Look at that face you're making…"
`Aiesu "A-ah… D-Don't…"
`Aiesu "Why? It suits you perfectly… All those figurines you stole… All those times you put me down infront of everyone… All the times you switched my clothes… Those perverse examinations… Going through my posessions…!" Seiren said, each roll of her hips getting harder, Aiesu visibly pained, turning weak in the knees…
`Aiesu "A-Aaa…."
`Aiesu "Hou… So soon? If.. If that is what I think it is anyway… Its sorta tingly, right?"
`Aiesu "H..H..H…Hhh…How w…w..w..A-Aahh… How…"
`Aiesu "How would you know, right? Mrs. Prince Perfect?"
`Aiesu >Aiesu turns away
`Aiesu >Seiren clutches Aiesu's chin, forcing them to look into the camera…
`Aiesu "You have to do the hands…"
`Aiesu "Th..The wh..what?"
`Aiesu "Pfft… You know what I'm talking about. You know… Aha~ That face… You DO know what I mean!"
`Aiesu "W..Well…"
`Aiesu "C'mon, put em up or I show this to everyone…"
`Aiesu >Slowly, Aiesu presents double V's… Quivering, unable to look into the lens…
`Aiesu "Eyes this way, come on…"
`Aiesu "B-But…"
`Aiesu "You've got a duty, come on…"
`Aiesu "A..A du-du…Haanhh…"
`Aiesu "Ahaaa~ Much better~!"
`Aiesu "…"
`Aiesu "C'mon, smile…"
`Aiesu ". . . "
`Aiesu "Whoaaa… That's a really horrible smile… This must feel really good, huh?"
`Aiesu >Aiesu snaps awake in the middle of the night, dripping with sweat…
`Aiesu >Fumbles for her glasses
`Aiesu >Goes to pour herself a drink of water, wipe her face down, slumps back on the bed after using the loo… Visibly self-disgusted, but relieved it wasn't real… …And then she notices…
`Aiesu >A casette cartridge, on her bed-side… The writing is Yamataian, with drawn on five-pointed stars and hearts…
`Aiesu >She flips it over…
`Aiesu >There's a photo-booth style set of passport photo stickers… One of the double-V… Another of a compromising position from behind… All at Aiesu's expense…
`Aiesu >In each, her eyes are blacked out in marker with a black bar.
`Aiesu >She flips it over again, reading the text…
`Aiesu "Subjugation: A tale of leverage and blackmail."
`Aiesu >bad end.

tl;dr: Kaserine and Cameras

Tamamo meets a Compound Construct Pt.1 uncannyObserver 02/28/15 (Sat) 13:48:12 f7b5b0 No.1873

[11:56:48] <`Aiesu> "I got bored and made a construct for psionic operations… Its supposed to be for reading minds… The body is mostly picojelly structol but parts of the brain are organic."
[11:56:53] <`Aiesu> "Mind you don't mess with it."
[12:00:34] Tamamo stares at `Aiesu with hungry eyes.
[12:02:06] <Tamamo> "C-can.. I have the data on the psionic model?"
[12:02:59] `Aiesu tilted her head some, grinning ear to ear – a flicker as if someone ran a strobe-light casting a metallic shade over her for just a moment.
[12:03:02] <`Aiesu> "Nnnnoooop~e!"
[12:03:08] <Tamamo> "Whyyyy!?"
[12:05:48] <`Aiesu> "Eh? Its mostly for developing an artificial psionic organ."
[12:05:59] <`Aiesu> "Not whatever perverse purposes a blue fox has in mind."
[12:06:38] <`Aiesu> "It also has some limited decoding functionality for subvocalization transmission… that fucking cat are basically walking transmitters, afterall by design and there isn't much they can do about it."
[12:07:13] <Tamamo> "Psionic warfare capabilities would be so useful! Handling combat situations would be so much simpler.."
[12:07:29] <`Aiesu> "I know, which is why you mustn't have them."
[12:07:43] <Tamamo> "Too cruel."
[12:10:23] <`Aiesu> "Actually, I'm learning that even now, there's two intelligences within you."
[12:10:27] <`Aiesu> "One designed, one emerging."
[12:10:39] <`Aiesu> "For someone who refuses to demonstrate emotion, the shame you feel is remarkable."
[12:11:02] <`Aiesu> "Underneath all those layers, you're a storm of fustration and impotence."
[12:11:13] <Tamamo> "Shame? What shame?"
[12:12:32] <`Aiesu> "That the thing emerging within you diverges from the things you wanted yourself to become."
[12:12:43] <`Aiesu> "It meets all of your specifications."
[12:12:47] <`Aiesu> "But its so much more than you wanted."
[12:12:56] <`Aiesu> "And so very much that you did not."
[12:13:09] <Tamamo> "I.. I don't understand."
[12:13:33] <`Aiesu> "Even now, we are witnessing the birth of someone who is not the thing you were designed to be."
[12:13:48] <`Aiesu> "You feel left behind by it. Frightened. Angry. Impotent."
[12:14:07] <`Aiesu> "That you should be the focal point of yourself, not something that hands the reigns over to your pogenity, as it were."
[12:14:26] <`Aiesu> "You're making a better you. But that you has to be somebody else."
[12:14:50] <Tamamo> "I don't see why it has to be someone else."
[12:14:58] <`Aiesu> "Simple."
[12:15:03] <`Aiesu> "The curator is not the library."
[12:15:10] <`Aiesu> "The builder is not the building."
[12:15:15] <`Aiesu> "The artist is not the painting."
[12:15:19] <`Aiesu> "The programmer is not the program."
[12:15:23] <`Aiesu> "The parent is not the child."
[12:15:47] <`Aiesu> "You realised, whether you are aware of it or not that you had to compartmentalize yourself if you wanted to keep growing and evolving."
[12:16:03] <`Aiesu> "And in doing so, you left who you were behind. This person you are now is not who you will become."
[12:16:28] <`Aiesu> "I can only say this: That you leave enough of yourself in the Tamamo you will become of the Tamamo you were."
[12:16:43] <`Aiesu> "Enough to be regarded fondly."
[12:16:51] <`Aiesu> "And enough to be true to yourself."
[12:16:51] Tamamo blinks and the grins.
[12:17:32] <`Aiesu> "I make constructs for a living. I face this existential crisis every day of my life."
[12:17:52] Tamamo shakes her head, "You've got it backwards."
[12:17:55] <`Aiesu> "If you can love yourself, you can move forward. Just as a parent can die if they know their child loves them and continues their legacy."
[12:18:12] <`Aiesu> "I really haven't." she smiled. Her expression was detatched. Maybe even melencholic.
[12:18:22] <`Aiesu> "The fact you can't see it is what's holding you behind."
[12:18:27] <Tamamo> "You're assuming that my mask is a part of me."

Tamamo meets a Compound Construct Pt.2 uncannyObserver 02/28/15 (Sat) 13:50:00 f7b5b0 No.1874

[12:18:48] <`Aiesu> "I'm not talking about masks at all."
[12:19:18] <`Aiesu> "The original you, that you were created as is a scaffold. To take flight, you have to leave your nest."
[12:19:31] <Tamamo> "The one produced by KFY?"
[12:19:36] <`Aiesu> "That's correct."
[12:19:48] <`Aiesu> "That… Program. That subjectivity, that person has to die."
[12:20:10] <`Aiesu> "Parts of that scaffold are still holding you back. You haven't taken the step fully yet."
[12:20:24] <Tamamo> "A pitty.. I'd thought I'd killed it by now."
[12:20:27] <Tamamo> pity*
[12:21:27] `Aiesu hummed amazing grace to herself, fingers carefully folding a piece of paper. This Aiesu in particular was curiously serene: Perhaps, to see into the minds of others was a great reassurance to someone who fears the unpredictability of people.
[12:22:00] <Tamamo> "I like you."
[12:22:44] <Tamamo> "You've given me new knowledge. Though you already know how I love that."
[12:23:53] `Aiesu carefully glanced upward with her piece of orange paper, now reaching for white to fold new parts.
[12:24:10] <`Aiesu> "It helps that this particular construct of myself doesn't run across any one computer."
[12:24:39] <Tamamo> "Decentralized entity?"
[12:24:54] <`Aiesu> "It is an experiment in cognitive network: Spreading the software over thousands of construct processors rather than just one. Networking many constructs to produce a functioning conclusion…"
[12:25:29] <`Aiesu> "I thought… If I'm going to die and that constructs have a limited lifespan, the solution might be to create a higher intelligence from the crowd, with each member expendable in software."
[12:25:49] <Tamamo> "So a consensus based hive mind."
[12:25:52] <`Aiesu> "Provided new constructs can be compiled, this higher intelligence can continue indefinately."
[12:26:06] <`Aiesu> "I solved the problem. By not solving the problem."
[12:26:18] <Tamamo> "Not a bad solution."
[12:26:31] `Aiesu grumbled softly: Her orange paper scrunched…
[12:26:39] <`Aiesu> "Can you hand me that sheet there?"
[12:27:10] Tamamo passes over the sheet of paper curious as to the purpose of the excersize.
[12:27:46] `Aiesu squinted… The sheet was blue. She shrugged and continued folding.
[12:28:38] <`Aiesu> "For safety and security reasons, this compound construct has an operational lifespan of just 36 hours. I needed the computing capacity to decode and debug the neural organ, so… Its two birds with one stone."
[12:28:51] <`Aiesu> "Here."
[12:29:09] <Tamamo> "Hm?"
[12:29:29] <Tamamo> "I'm going to miss this one."
[12:29:49] `Aiesu presented something simple, an improvisation of some sort of mammal. It had front legs ending in points, pointed rear legs, a bushy tail and a canted triangular face. The ears were quite large.
[12:30:01] <`Aiesu> "I tried to make a cat. It doesn't look right."
[12:30:08] <`Aiesu> ( https://c2.staticflickr.com/4/3380/3664408531_ab40e51c98.jpg In blue.)
[12:30:55] <Tamamo> "Might not have made a cat, but I think you've made something better in the end."
[12:31:23] <`Aiesu> "I'm glad you like it."
[12:31:28] Tamamo observes it carefully mapping out the folds in her mind.

Tamamo meets a Compound Construct Pt.3 uncannyObserver 02/28/15 (Sat) 13:50:45 f7b5b0 No.1875

[12:31:31] <`Aiesu> (This should happen prior to Tamamo going blue.)
[12:31:39] <Tamamo> (Tamamo starts blue.)
[12:31:46] <`Aiesu> (Aaah.)
[12:31:47] <Tamamo> (She is a blue NH-33)
[12:31:50] <`Aiesu> (Righto.)
[12:32:14] <Tamamo> (She is going to choose to go from red hemosynth to blue blood though.)
[12:32:24] <`Aiesu> (We could recon this: Trying to fold a blue cat and getting a fox.)
[12:32:39] <Tamamo> (Mhmm, I can also see Tamamo keeping the paper fox.)
[12:32:44] <`Aiesu> (same.)
[12:32:59] <Tamamo> (She really likes this construct.)
[12:33:01] <`Aiesu> (Compound constructs are buddha-like. Its weird. Etherial, almost.)
[12:33:07] <Tamamo> (Mhmm.)
[12:33:24] <Tamamo> (It managed to wake up the lurking passion in Tamamo.)
[12:33:30] <`Aiesu> (They don't ever seem excited, sad or worried. Its just this constant state of plesant calm.)
[12:33:41] <Tamamo> (That sounds nice.)
[12:33:55] <`Aiesu> (What I'm going to be adding later is)
[12:34:16] <`Aiesu> (In the same 36 hours, it remotely designed and did the logistic calculations for what would later become known as Abyss.)
[12:34:19] <`Aiesu> (In 36 hours.)
[12:34:36] <`Aiesu> (There's a reason compound constructs aren't allowed to live long.)
[12:34:52] <Tamamo> (Heh.)
[12:36:03] <Tamamo> (A pleasant girl with pleasant results. I'm greatly pleased.)
[12:37:01] <`Aiesu> (A decade's work in less than a week.)
[12:37:19] <`Aiesu> (They're disruptive and can't be allowed to exist.)
[12:37:26] <`Aiesu> (They're the only thing even coming close to MOTHER)
[12:38:06] <Tamamo> (Eheh.)
[12:42:25] <Tamamo> (I have so much love for all of these constructs.)

Redrick's Confession uncannyObserver 02/28/15 (Sat) 13:51:57 f7b5b0 No.1876

[12:49:53] Redrick walks in. Sadly, no sitcom musical sting accompanies his entrance.
[12:50:10] <Redrick> "What're you ladies discussin' today? Some high-level shit i'll never understand?"
[12:50:14] <Redrick> "Like usual?"
[12:51:41] <Tamamo> "Umm, nothing that interesting really."
[12:52:51] <Redrick> "Yep. Figured as much. Some weirdo thing to make like, people read eachother's minds or something. Some ridiculous shit."
[12:52:54] Redrick shrugs.
[12:53:55] <Redrick> "Y'know what we need to invent? A microwave that can cook a hot pocket perfectly."
[12:54:04] <Redrick> "That's where the money is."
[12:54:49] <Tamamo> "You mean to tell me that no one has invented smart appliances?"
[12:55:06] <Redrick> "All mine do is sing."
[12:55:27] <Redrick> "That damn Echelon still hasn't fixed it."
[12:55:44] <Tamamo> "Sounds like easy money to design kitchen appliances that monitor the food."
[12:56:24] <Redrick> "Then design it! Then maybe you can get enough cash to really trick out that hoplite of yours."
[12:56:34] <Redrick> "Put in like, shag carpet seat covers."
[12:56:47] <Redrick> "And a pair of fuzzy dice for the console."
[12:57:00] <Tamamo> "Those havn't been in style for over three thousand years."
[12:57:26] <Redrick> "Such things are timeless, Tamamo."
[12:57:33] <Redrick> "Timeless."
[13:00:50] <Tamamo> "Maybe instead of trying to live vicariously through me you should invest in your own stuff."
[13:01:23] <Redrick> "I ain't got nothin' worth that much, shit."
[13:01:57] <Tamamo> "You would if it weren't for all of your 'mysterious expenses.'"
[13:02:40] Redrick shrugs
[13:02:56] <Redrick> "You live as long as me, you accrue a few debts."
[13:03:07] <Redrick> "Sides, the biggest one just became null."
[13:03:19] <Redrick> "Guy I owed got killed in a street mugging."
[13:03:30] <Tamamo> "What a shame.."
[13:03:54] <Redrick> "…You wouldn't know anything about that would you?"
[13:04:25] <Redrick> "It seems to have happened a few days after I told you about it, and that seems to coincide with a period where no one saw you for a while…"
[13:04:28] <Tamamo> "Are.. You serious?"
[13:05:01] <Redrick> "Just curious."
[13:05:26] <Redrick> "It's a little silly, but there have been stranger coincidences, wouldn't you agree?"
[13:06:49] <Tamamo> "I suppose, but I was busy buying gear. I didn't have time to go visit one of your old buddies and end them."
[13:07:17] Redrick shrugs, as if this confirmed something he already knew.
[13:07:50] <Redrick> "I thought I was just being too suspicious. How silly of me, right?"
[13:08:02] Tamamo shrugs.
[13:11:20] <Redrick> "Well, regardless… it improved my life significantly. And the lives of every other nepleslian sailor he extorted in their time of greatest need. And all the lives of the people he ruined in his awful human trafficking business."
[13:11:54] <Redrick> "It's strange for a crime lord like him to be killed in somethin' so pedestrian."
[13:12:34] <Redrick> "So. For just once, I'm going to drop the act we're both putting on."
[13:12:41] <Redrick> "Thank you, Tamamo."
[13:12:47] <Redrick> "From me and everyone else."
[13:12:58] <Redrick> "You'll never admit to doing it."
[13:13:13] <Redrick> "You're going to give me a look like you never ever did it and don't know what I'm talking about."
[13:13:16] <Redrick> "But thank you."
[13:13:25] <Redrick> "That's all."
[13:13:56] Redrick stands up, nods like he got something he wanted to say off his chest, then walks out of the room.

Lounge Chatter Pt.1 uncannyObserver 02/28/15 (Sat) 14:16:19 f7b5b0 No.1877

[14:32:12] <`Aiesu> "Lalah has a version of that pinned up on her wall."
[14:32:38] <Tamamo> "Aspirations?"
[14:32:43] <Redrick> "I thought that looked Lorath…"
[14:32:48] <`Aiesu> "There's this famous musician who started life as a belly-dancing boy on Occhestra."
[14:33:15] <`Aiesu> "She kept doing it after her surgery. She made it acceptable for women to do it too. Really challenged stereotypes."
[14:33:26] <`Aiesu> "Same aspectation, too."
[14:33:29] <`Aiesu> "Well, similar."
[14:34:04] <Redrick> "Keep forgetting women run the show on Lor…"
[14:35:09] <Tamamo> "Inspirational."
[14:35:26] <`Aiesu> "Pretty much."
[14:35:32] <`Aiesu> "Though, Lalah doesn't sing… She does dance, though."
[14:35:42] Redrick shakes his head. "Well, suppose that's a good role model for… ah shit, Lalah's close enough to a her for it to matter."
[14:35:51] <Redrick> "I still don' believe she has a penis."
[14:35:56] <`Aiesu> "This was…" Aiesu glanced skyward…
[14:36:01] <`Aiesu> "About sixty years ago?"
[14:36:31] <Redrick> "Pretty recent, all things considered."
[14:37:13] <Redrick> "60 years is nothing for you guys, idn't it?"
[14:38:06] <Tamamo> "It should really be nothing for everyone."
[14:38:13] <`Aiesu> "She's about thirty years older, but we plateau in what aesthetically you'd consider your fourties for most of our lives."
[14:38:34] <Tamamo> "But the YSE likes to pretend that the universe started only 40 years ago."
[14:38:55] <Redrick> "Amen, sister. Amen."
[14:39:14] <`Aiesu> "Well, the YSE has only existed that long."
[14:40:03] <Tamamo> "Is Lorath aging a result of the eugenics program? Or is it intrinsic to your species?"
[14:40:54] <Redrick> "Tamamo wants to know how you've stayed so young-looking and wrinkle-free at the tender old age of 47, Aiesu."
[14:41:10] <Redrick> "She's clearly jealous."
[14:41:27] <`Aiesu> "Oh right… Me personally, or as a species?"
[14:41:32] <Tamamo> "As a species."
[14:41:41] `Aiesu gave a careful shrug.
[14:41:49] <`Aiesu> "We had a lot of time when we lived underground."
[14:41:50] <Tamamo> "You already highlighted your specific circumstances."
[14:42:14] <Tamamo> "So.. Not an intrinsic trait."
[14:42:27] <`Aiesu> "Also provided we don't become diseased, we never really become 'elderly' so those who live the longest are the ones who breed the most often."
[14:43:07] <`Aiesu> "The lorath genome has a huge genetic plasticity. Our castes are similar to what you'd consider different breeds of dog or pidgeon."
[14:44:25] <Redrick> "…Why'd you mention pidgeon, specifically…?"
[14:44:47] <Tamamo> "You aren't aware of all of the breeding work that went into pidgeons?"
[14:45:12] <Redrick> "…No? Should I…?"
[14:45:22] <Tamamo> "Oh, I just thought it was common knowledge."
[14:45:46] <Redrick> "Man. You never feel more dumb than when your only friends are geniuses…"
[14:45:53] <Redrick> "And luca…"
[14:45:56] <Tamamo> "Much like there are dozens of domestic breeds of dog, there were also similarly many varieties of pidgeon bred for beauty, or whatever else was desired."
[14:46:30] <DocTomoe> ( This is the shit that happens when I link a documentary. )
[14:46:43] <Tamamo> (I already knew about pidgeon breeding :P)
[14:46:43] <`Aiesu> "It isn't genetic engineering so much as … Well, clusters of society with like-minded ideas about how the world should work travelled to be with eachother, since transport prior to the underground stuff was really cheap and easy."
[14:47:06] <`Aiesu> "You could travel the whole of Lor in a year alone if you had the right stuff and your wits about you."
[14:48:05] <Redrick> "Must be pretty easy when some of your species can fly…"
[14:48:28] <`Aiesu> "None of us can fly."

Lounge Chatter Pt.2 uncannyObserver 02/28/15 (Sat) 14:17:23 f7b5b0 No.1878

[14:48:36] <`Aiesu> "You think with these tiny things, that we can?"
[14:48:51] <Redrick> "I thought those psycho-bitches, the eight foot tall ones could."
[14:48:58] <`Aiesu> "Hah. No."
[14:49:02] <`Aiesu> "No Lorath can fly."
[14:49:10] <`Aiesu> "We could … Thouuusands of years ago."
[14:49:12] <Redrick> "Man. I was mistaken."
[14:49:19] <`Aiesu> "But living underground meant we sort of lost the ability."
[14:51:01] <`Aiesu> "But prior to that, we lived above the ground."
[14:51:04] <Redrick> "Guess that's goin' way back then. You'd have to have been underground a while for that kind of degradation. Like mole rats."
[14:51:26] <Redrick> "How they're blind 'cause they been diggin' rats for so long."
[14:51:52] <`Aiesu> "Hence why so many of us need glasses or are what you'd call night-owls, amongst the L'manel caste specifically."
[14:53:17] Redrick looks inordinately pleased with himself at this intellectual deduction.
[14:54:09] <Redrick> "I thought you just needed glasses 'cause you're always starin' at your computer…"
[14:54:28] <Redrick> "Can't be good for your eyes, not with how dark you keep your room…"
[14:54:59] <`Aiesu> "Actually, if I'm on a desert world I have to wear sunglasses and sunblock or I seriously risk either going blind or contracting a skin disease. I'm not this pale because I want to be."
[14:55:29] <`Aiesu> "Ey'tis evolved primarily in what you'd call a tundra."
[14:55:41] <Redrick> "Snow bunnies. Heh."
[14:55:50] <`Aiesu> "Pretty much. Its camouflage."
[14:55:54] Tamamo seems content.
[14:56:04] <`Aiesu> "Know what's funny?"
[14:56:08] <DocTomoe> ( CANON CORRECTION )
[14:56:16] <DocTomoe> ( -Kicks Aiesu upside her shark-head.- )
[14:56:20] <`Aiesu> (lel)
[14:56:24] <`Aiesu> (correction, go!)
[14:56:42] <DocTomoe> ( L'MANEL BONDED TO AVIAN LIFEFORMS AND THE TUR'LISTIA CAN FLY. )
[14:57:06] <DocTomoe> ( WELL, L'MANEL BONDED TO ANYTHING WITH APPROPRIATE WINGS MORE ACCURATELY. )
[14:58:50] <Redrick> "When Tamamo stealth-farts and thinks no one notices?"
[14:59:15] <`Aiesu> (Thanks.)
[14:59:25] <`Aiesu> "The real truth is… Flight by Lorath until recently has been sorta taboo."
[14:59:34] <`Aiesu> "Though we're rediscovering it."
[15:00:28] <DocTomoe> ( Aiesu is jelly, because all she gets is fins. )
[15:01:04] <Redrick> "That's good. Goin' back to your roots."
[15:01:06] <Redrick> "Er."
[15:01:11] <Redrick> "…Clouds?"
[15:02:37] <`Aiesu> "Funny."
[15:02:52] <Redrick> "I try."
[15:02:59] <`Aiesu> "I do have wings, even feathers but… They're much simpler and if I spend a lot of time in water, the feathers all malt."
[15:03:29] <Tamamo> "Not a petting fish."
[15:04:13] <Redrick> "I was wondering why you look like you have bumps on your back sometimes."
[15:04:19] <Redrick> "I didn't want to say anything."
[15:08:05] <`Aiesu> "Wings. I usually bandage over my chest and tuck my wings down so they don't rub. Works for nipples too and if my gills leak, my shirt isn't ruined."
[15:09:27] <Redrick> "Pretty smart."

Lounge Chatter Pt.3 uncannyObserver 02/28/15 (Sat) 14:18:18 f7b5b0 No.1879

[15:10:28] <Redrick> "…At least, I suppose it it. I never had wings or gills."
[15:10:35] <Redrick> "I hope I never do."
[15:11:52] <Tamamo> "Don't want to be able to breath water Red?"
[15:12:03] <Tamamo> breathe*
[15:12:35] <Redrick> "Y'know. There's some ugly critters in the oceans of the galaxy. I'd rather not see them up close."
[15:12:46] <Redrick> "Present company excluded, of course…"
[15:14:17] <`Aiesu> "Chlorinated water stings."
[15:14:27] <`Aiesu> "And it'll mess with your breathing for days."
[15:14:54] <Redrick> "Also makes blonde hair turn this weird greenish color."
[15:16:16] <Redrick> "However, it's a godsend when Lil' Timmy poops the pool."
[15:48:42] ``Aiesu yawns. She seems to be dressed as Shimakaze. Again.
[15:48:56] <Tamamo> "Feeling lucky?"
[15:50:51] <``Aiesu> "Huh?" she drawled.
[15:53:05] <Tamamo> "Nevermind.."
[15:53:51] Luca waves
[15:53:59] <Tamamo> "Hello Luca."
[15:54:40] Luca crashes on the couch with Seiren. "Hey, put some Super Punchan Rangers on…"
[15:56:29] <Luca> "Ech, did you download the whole series and silently pay each of the actors a thousand bucks?"
[15:56:33] <Luca> "Y3P!"
[15:56:42] <Luca> "Even the extras?"
[15:56:46] <Luca> "Y0U B3T."
[16:03:11] Redrick is fast asleep on the couch.
[16:04:10] Tamamo spritzes the old man with water.
[16:04:17] Redrick wakes up with a start
[16:04:27] <Redrick> "Bluh! Ah! Wha…?"
[16:04:43] Tamamo casually points at ``Aiesu and her Shimakaze cosplay.
[16:05:44] Redrick blinks and follows Tamamo's finger. "Oh goodness Aiesu. That's quite an outfit."
[16:08:57] <``Aiesu> "Aaaah?"
[16:09:26] ``Aiesu crossed one pale thigh over the other. A sloshing sounded: A brown bottle of something smelling like paint-thinner in her hands. Judging from the seam about her thighs, this Aiesu was most decidedly not a construct.
[16:10:06] Redrick crinkles his nose. "What is that you got there?"
[16:10:50] ``Aiesu held up the bottle, nearly hitting Red with it as she wavered some. The ends of the bow on her head resembled rabbit-ears.
[16:12:00] Redrick takes it and peers at the label. "Oh goodness. This stuff would knock an ID-SOL out…."
[16:12:22] ``Aiesu motioned with her hand. To have as much as she had, someone so small would have to have one hell of a liver.
[16:12:25] <``Aiesu> "C'mon, gimmie."
[16:12:52] Redrick hands her the bottle back. "Well. You are an adult."
[16:16:28] <Tamamo> "So why are you drinking so early in the day ``Aiesu?"
[16:16:35] ``Aiesu nursed at the bottle for a moment before screwing the cap back on: Squeezing her eyes shut, a nearly dark blue tone had shadowed around her eyes and over her forehead, accenting her white hair. She caught herself starring at a particular bodypart of Red. And then she hiccupped, eyed the bottle curiously.
[16:16:47] <Luca> "Get rejected by Albert or something?"
[16:16:59] <``Aiesu> "I lost a bet with Seiren so I have to wear this."
[16:17:09] <``Aiesu> "Its …Drafty."
[16:17:32] <``Aiesu> "What he didn't say was that I couldn't drink myself into a coma. Bottoms up."
[16:17:34] ``Aiesu had another swig.
[16:18:35] Redrick waits for her to finish, then plucks the bottle out of her hands. He takes a swig too, then gives it back to her.

Lounge Chatter Pt.4 uncannyObserver 02/28/15 (Sat) 14:18:58 f7b5b0 No.1880

[16:18:37] <Tamamo> "Outfit is that bad?"
[16:18:46] <Redrick> "It's happy hour somehwhere, I'm sure."
[16:18:51] <Redrick> *somewhere
[16:18:59] <Luca> "I wonder what Seiren thinks of this, then? Where is he anyway?"
[16:19:39] <Tamamo> "I dunno, he's strangely reclusive despite his sugary attitude."
[16:19:39] <``Aiesu> "Off-ship. You're …I'm not allowed to hide out in my room, so I have witnesses as proof I did this."
[16:19:46] <Redrick> "You don't look so bad, Aiesu. It's ah… kinda cute."
[16:20:05] <Redrick> "Little fetishy though, but if it was one of Seiren's outfits, I ain't too surprised."
[16:20:11] <``Aiesu> "Wh…" she snickered some. And then a saccharine giggle somewhere after the laughter she tried to make deeper than her voice really was.
[16:20:21] <Luca> "The kid has a stressful job, he's entitled to dress up funny."
[16:20:25] <``Aiesu> "Ya think he's a perver?"
[16:20:48] <Tamamo> "Birds of a feather.."
[16:21:04] Luca looks at Aiesu when Tamamo mentions birds of a feather.
[16:21:30] Redrick shrugs. "He's nice enough, alright? He just dresses funny. Hell, we all do."
[16:21:53] <Luca> "Yeah, I mean," he points to himself, "Who wears purple on the battlefield?"
[16:22:07] <Redrick> "Pimps with a death wish…?"
[16:22:17] <Redrick> "And you."
[16:22:33] <``Aiesu> "He…He'sakindaofapimmp.."
[16:22:49] <Redrick> "Well, just, just roll yourself back into the first comment then."
[16:22:49] <``Aiesu> "I mean… Lu…Ru…Ruu? Luca. Luca, Luca.. You've got a harem here, right?"
[16:22:52] Luca 's head swivels over to Aiesu.
[16:23:00] <Luca> "Whatchutalkin'aboutSuSu?" He asks in Lorath.
[16:23:15] ``Aiesu switches dialect almost immediately every few words, the mixture fairly confusing…
[16:23:18] <Luca> "They are my companions, not a golf course."
[16:23:26] <Tamamo> "Strange clothes?" ( http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2407620 < Tamamo asks cluelessly.)
[16:23:50] <``Aiesu> "Well… You got him… And the blueberry… An-And the robot spacer and the pervert who lives with her… Who else?"
[16:24:09] <``Aiesu> "Itssokayifff… You're into the cock. I'm…" she rose her hands. "Not judging. Nope. Not me."
[16:24:19] Redrick snorts at Tamamo's nickname.
[16:25:11] <Luca> "The Sniper, the conman, Zeta, the exhibitionist, the pale one, the barbarian, Rebeka…"
[16:26:25] <``Aiesu> "Right…Right!"
[16:26:29] ``Aiesu takes another sip
[16:26:31] <``Aiesu> "Thats a harem!"
[16:26:40] <Luca> "I dunno how Lorath ships operate but no, it's not captain's pick for fucking."
[16:27:04] ``Aiesu started scratching at one of her gills and without thinking, soon found herself fingering at the softness of it's slippery inner goey parts.
[16:28:16] Luca leans in, leers at Aiesu and asks "whut'reyudoin'?" again in his hick/tourist Lorath.
[16:30:19] <Luca> "Don't tell me that's an erogenous zone for your aspectation."
[16:30:47] Luca looks over to Tamamo. "Isn't that like touching someone in the lungs?"
[16:31:26] <Redrick> "More like… pickin' your nose, really."
[16:31:46] <Redrick> "If you think about it. Gills are just where you breath from."
[16:31:52] <Tamamo> "L'manel biology is hardly straightforward."
[16:31:58] Redrick shrugs.

Lounge Chatter Pt.5 uncannyObserver 02/28/15 (Sat) 14:20:09 f7b5b0 No.1881

[16:32:15] <Redrick> "I'm only an expert in a few fields, alright? Sue me."
[16:32:43] <Tamamo> "Steak and..?"
[16:33:07] <Redrick> "Ha ha. Your humor is top notch, as usual."
[16:33:16] <Tamamo> "I try."
[16:33:41] Luca peers at Aiesu again. "She isn't stopping."
[16:33:53] Redrick gives Tamamo his most humorously condescending smile.
[16:34:28] <Redrick> "You got an itch scratch it, s'what I say."
[16:34:35] <Redrick> "Even if it is a gill."
[16:34:57] <Tamamo> "Well.. Either she's avidly 'picking her nose' as Redrick put it. Or she's masturbating which… I'm not sure how Luca feels about that being done in a common room."
[16:35:33] <Luca> He doesn't seem to be pleased with either possibility.
[16:36:36] <Redrick> "I can deposit her in her room. She is gettin' pretty lit up, anyways."
[16:36:50] <Redrick> "Drinking high-grade paint thinner, she is."
[16:37:03] <Tamamo> "Won't her pride at fulfilling her bet keep her from being put away?"
[16:37:17] <Redrick> "She is like. 95 pounds."
[16:37:41] <Luca> "I could lift her no problem, so could you. Any of us could."
[16:38:08] <Tamamo> "She bites."
[16:38:41] ``Aiesu twitched, eyes slowly opening… She held her arm up…
[16:38:43] <``Aiesu> "I'm awake…"
[16:38:58] <Luca> "You were really getting into that gilling."
[16:39:18] <``Aiesu> "It feels kinda good…"
[16:39:34] <Tamamo> "Masturbation it is."
[16:39:45] <Redrick> "I guess that counts…"
[16:40:05] <Luca> "If you make a mess you're cleaning it." Luca sighs.
[16:40:50] ``Aiesu peeled at the edge of her strange shirt, revealing what resembled katana-rendered slices in flesh: the muscle beneath moving as she yawned slowly.
[16:41:26] Redrick tries not to look, and fails miserably.
[16:41:37] <``Aiesu> "Wanna touch?"
[16:42:28] Luca just exchanges a glance with Aiesu and Tamamo, and has the non-verbal equivalent of a NOPE.
[16:42:39] <Redrick> "I, mean, I really shouldn't… wouldn't my finger be inside you…?"
[16:42:47] <Redrick> "That can't be sanitary."
[16:43:26] Tamamo produces a volumetric display and apparently begins playing a shmup of some variety.
[16:45:33] Luca joins in with second player mode.
[16:46:01] <Tamamo> "So uh, any ideas for our next mission Captain?"
[16:47:56] <Luca> "I think I've gotten a lead for who made that virus from DATASS, but for now, we need to refuel and reorient in Sargasso."
[16:48:33] <Tamamo> "Shore leave~"
[16:49:18] <Luca> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTUXDgzv3Wc < Theme song for what's going on,.
[16:50:40] Redrick , with some hesitation, runs his thumb along Aiesu's gills, feeling the separations of the skin. He pulls the gills apart, gently, to see the interior surfaces. "Huh…"
[16:50:50] <Redrick> "Like a fish…"
[16:53:44] ``Aiesu wrinkled her nose, her voice delicate… Not sensual but the sensation affected her. In this moment, Redrick wondered if this was what it felt like to be a gynecologist, watching the slippery pink muscles gradient into purple…
[16:54:32] ``Aiesu blinked some… Within, it was almost like brushes of super thin membranes… Looking marbled in patterns resembling eyelashes made of the same stuff the inside of cheeks were.
[16:58:49] Redrick blushes, feeling as if he were looking at something private, and delicately removes his hand from Aiesu's gills.
[16:59:06] <``Aiesu> "N…No… its okay…"
[16:59:07] <Redrick> "That's pretty cool."

Lounge Chatter Pt.6 uncannyObserver 02/28/15 (Sat) 14:20:42 f7b5b0 No.1882

[17:00:13] <``Aiesu> "It feels… Kinda nice actually. Normally it stings like pins and needles."
[17:00:25] <``Aiesu> "I used to need someone to massage the ache out, since I can't reach my own gills."
[17:00:42] Redrick , consumed with curiosity, re-opened the gill. Despite earlier concerns (and for purely scientific purposes of course) he sticks an exploratory finger in Aiesu's gill.
[17:08:02] <``Aiesu> "Would you mind doing it for me?" she said, lips tightening.. "You can be rougher… it should feel… Sorta glassy. You'll feel the muscle crunch, then go all nice and soft. When its all soft, it stops hurting."
[17:10:24] <Redrick> "Sure Aiesu."
[17:10:57] <Luca> "Welp, seems like you two are playing nicely."
[17:11:53] <Redrick> "It's a rough job, y'know? The care and feeding of l'manel…"
[17:12:27] Redrick begins to work the strained gill muscles with his thumb. "You were right, these muscles are super tensed…"
[17:12:35] <Luca> "I think there's a little bit of extracurricular wiggle room there, but okay, I'll go with that…"
[17:12:47] Redrick snorts, despite himself.
[17:13:11] <Redrick> "Never thought I'd be doing with this with my life. I'll be 100% honest."
[17:13:27] <Tamamo> "Fish husbandry?"
[17:13:34] <Luca> "Neither did I-pfffhghhahaha."
[17:13:44] <Redrick> "Pffft."
[17:13:49] <Luca> "You crack me up lil' blueberry."
[17:14:01] <``Aiesu> "Heheh… It stuck."
[17:14:30] <``Aiesu> "Also, what's husbandry?"
[17:15:18] Redrick presses down harder than he feels is safe. The muscle 'breaks' crisply under his thumb with a similar pop you might hear from someone cracking their knuckles. "There we go, jeez…"
[17:15:56] <Redrick> "It's uh. Taking care of animals, sorta. Specifically livestock. Raising them as best you can to eat later."
[17:16:22] <``Aiesu> "Heee… That's better…" she said, arms slowly rising, fingernails digging into the chair. She blinked, starring as she heard that last part, the muscle of her gills tightening about his finger.
[17:17:12] Redrick 's finger is held hostage in Aiesu's abdominal cavity.
[17:17:24] ``Aiesu took a moment to calm down, relaxing some.
[17:17:30] <``Aiesu> "Don't… Joke about that."
[17:18:59] <Luca> ( http://vanillycheesecake.tumblr.com/image/111059400390 )
[17:19:13] <Tamamo> (Those hips..)
[17:19:15] <``Aiesu> (I now have the mental image of someone jerkin it then putting their thing to her gills and cumming in them… Then she's coughing like a cat trying to get rid of a hairball.)
[17:19:30] Redrick removes his thumb from her gill, the digit wet with… mucus? "Ah, yea, I suppose that's a little insensitive when you got animal genes in you…"
[17:19:42] <``Aiesu> (that… Build oozes of Aiesu.)
[17:19:46] <``Aiesu> (I have a new head-canon of her build.)
[17:20:04] <``Aiesu> (That is exactly it.)
[17:20:23] <Tamamo> (Heh.)
[17:21:31] <``Aiesu> (Sug it. Please.)
[17:21:32] <``Aiesu> (Or show me more.)
[17:21:36] <``Aiesu> (OR BOTH!)
[17:23:05] <Tamamo> (Looks like that Elin was a one off by that artist.)
[17:23:55] <``Aiesu> (Mmmmm… Which is what I based her build on!)
[17:23:58] <``Aiesu> (In my head brains, anyway.)
[17:24:54] <Tamamo> "So.. Where did we end up on the subject of fish husbandry?"
[17:25:50] <``Aiesu> "I just looked up what a husband is."
[17:26:12] <``Aiesu> "I get the joke."
[17:26:13] <``Aiesu> "I think…"
[17:26:24] <``Aiesu> "I am sort of high maintanance. And I do neglect myself."
[17:27:12] Redrick nods in a manner that suggests reluctant agreement.

Lounge Chatter Pt.7 uncannyObserver 02/28/15 (Sat) 14:23:28 f7b5b0 No.1883

[17:27:23] <Redrick> "Yea, you certainly do."
[17:27:23] Tamamo looks at Redrick and raises her eyebrows.
[17:27:39] <``Aiesu> "I don't prune my wings or massage my back to get the mucus out of my lungs or soften my gills…"
[17:27:40] <``Aiesu> "I don't get enough sleep…"
[17:27:40] <``Aiesu> "And… "
[17:27:40] ``Aiesu handed Red the bottle.
[17:27:41] <``Aiesu> "Well."
[17:27:50] <``Aiesu> "Actually… A lot of that stuff is why I even take so many painkillers."
[17:28:09] <``Aiesu> "I can't reach any of it on my own and… I'm really funny about other people touching me unless I drink."
[17:28:37] Redrick takes the bottle and sips from it, swilling the caustic drink around in his mouth before swallowing.
[17:29:09] <Redrick> "All true. Why are you looking at me like that, Tamamo?"
[17:29:29] <Tamamo> "I expected a more eloquent response out of you."
[17:31:12] <``Aiesu> "He's a man. Eloquent has never been their speciality."
[17:31:36] <Redrick> "No one has ever accused Redrick Callahan of grace or manners…"
[17:31:54] Tamamo titters.
[17:32:14] <``Aiesu> "Lorath boys have grace and manners. Lorath men… Let it go a little. And they need helping. And helping them is half the fun."
[17:32:35] <Tamamo> "The other half is the sex?"
[17:32:36] <``Aiesu> "They have really delicate hearts, but they act all tough. Like nothing's ever wrong."
[17:32:41] <``Aiesu> "Men are…"
[17:32:42] <``Aiesu> "Mysterious."
[17:32:54] <``Aiesu> "We have mastered our own genetics…"
[17:32:59] <``Aiesu> "Conquered systems
[17:33:05] <``Aiesu> Spread ourselves across the star…"
[17:33:12] <``Aiesu> "Made the atom our bitch…"
[17:33:19] Redrick snorts
[17:33:20] <``Aiesu> "and even civilized the Helashio."
[17:33:27] <``Aiesu> "But I don't think we'll ever understand men."
[17:33:36] <``Aiesu> "At least, not in my lifetime."
[17:33:50] <Luca> "Which of your hundreds of lifetimes?"
[17:34:09] ``Aiesu glanced up at Red and smiled.
[17:34:13] <``Aiesu> "All of them."
[17:34:18] <``Aiesu> "Same goes for you, Luca."
[17:35:17] ``Aiesu pulled at the white gloves along her arms, examining the seams carefully… And then leant back to adjust the stringy thing covering her genitals.
[17:35:36] <``Aiesu> "Its a stupid outfit, but I can see why he owns it."
[17:35:57] <Luca> "I'm a complicated man, Aiesu. Just imagine having to figure out a simple one."
[17:36:16] Redrick smiles back at Aiesu, then returns his face to a neutral expression, lest anyone see him express an emotion besides grumpiness.
[17:36:52] <Tamamo> "Huh.. According to Aiesu, Redrick is the complex one, and Luca is the simple one."
[17:37:56] <Redrick> "Me, complex? Standards must have fallen then…"
[17:38:40] <``Aiesu> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zC8TjBviKYc
[17:38:41] <Luca> 'But does she understand why kids love the taste of cinnamon crunch?' Luca wonders to himself.
[17:39:01] <``Aiesu> "C'mon c'mon, finish what you started."

Lounge Chatter Pt.8 uncannyObserver 02/28/15 (Sat) 14:24:29 f7b5b0 No.1884

[17:39:15] <``Aiesu> "Also whose cinnamon?"
[17:39:19] <Redrick> "Oh, oh, your gills. That's right."
[17:39:40] <Luca> "How'd you read my thoughts?" Luca asked, squinting.
[17:40:45] <``Aiesu> "All Lorath have really limited psionics.. Very very very weak. I'm not a construct."
[17:41:14] Tamamo sighs whistfully.
[17:41:16] <DocTomoe> ( Nice excuse, non-canonical, but nice. )
[17:41:23] <``Aiesu> "If you want real psionic power, talk to a New'Turlistan. They'd not only know what something was because you thought of it but know every time you've thought of it and how you feel about it."
[17:41:24] <Luca> ( Good thinking )
[17:41:30] Redrick , with more confidence now, re-inserts his thumb into another of Aiesu's gills. He 'pops' it more quickly than the last time, now that he knows what to expect. He repeats the process until all of her gills have been properly massaged, humming to himself while he works.
[17:41:38] <Redrick> "This is kinda fun."
[17:41:53] ``Aiesu was doing her best not to smile, unused to the attention.
[17:42:18] <``Aiesu> "Yeah, well… It means I can breathe without hurting now."
[17:42:25] <Luca> "That's good."
[17:42:30] ``Aiesu reached into the bag she carried around, taking out a little brown bottle.
[17:42:35] <``Aiesu> "So I need less of these."
[17:42:46] <``Aiesu> "Here. If you do this, you can have some of mine."
[17:43:47] <Redrick> "Oh, thank you."
[17:44:00] <Redrick> "These things are a godsend for my gammy leg."
[17:44:04] <Luca> "Looks like you two are getting on like a feeding frenzy. Isn't that cute?"
[17:44:29] ``Aiesu handed Red some of her pills, giving Luca a funny look.
[17:44:50] <``Aiesu> "He doesn't treat me like a child. And he's my own age."
[17:45:21] <``Aiesu> "The rest of you are knowitall brats who think you're out to fix the universe, as if its broken."
[17:45:34] <Tamamo> "I take offence."
[17:45:36] <``Aiesu> "Or who think living means knowing all the answers to everything."
[17:45:42] <DocTomoe> ( Miles: "I'm out to fuck the universe. Firmly." )
[17:45:59] <``Aiesu> "Or Miles, who can't keep it in his pants."
[17:46:01] <Tamamo> "That doesn't apply to me."
[17:46:03] <Luca> "Just doing what I think is right, not actually right."
[17:46:07] Redrick pockets the pain medication.
[17:46:10] <``Aiesu> "I am frankly astonished he hasn't tried to do anything to me."
[17:46:31] <DocTomoe> ( Miles: "Because you're the one to make the first move, caviar-belly." )
[17:47:07] <Tamamo> (Aiesu confirmed for sturgeon.)
[17:47:26] <``Aiesu> (She's Lorath. Eggs or live. either is possible.)
[17:47:33] <``Aiesu> (Live is the purse.)
[17:47:40] <DocTomoe> ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lRp2uvaaiE Confirmed for Aiesu needing to be drawn in this outfit. )
[17:47:44] <``Aiesu> (Eggs are the ones she can vent.)
[17:47:47] Redrick looks a mite confused. "…Do anything…?"
[17:47:59] <Redrick> "Like what, steal your credit card information?"

Lounge Chatter Pt.9 uncannyObserver 02/28/15 (Sat) 14:26:54 f7b5b0 No.1885

[17:48:00] <``Aiesu> "He's a pervert."
[17:48:05] <``Aiesu> "More like my virginity.."
[17:48:12] <Luca> "Me?"
[17:48:27] <Luca> "Bah. You always make insinuations but they're insubstantial since you believe all men are perverts."
[17:48:40] <``Aiesu> ( http://40.media.tumblr.com/7576780ae9422279d02975d7482c7ea1/tumblr_njqsnsHM5N1qabzgyo1_1280.jpg My head-canon of Aiesu's build incase Doc missed it.)
[17:48:49] <``Aiesu> "No, just him."
[17:48:53] <``Aiesu> "You're okay."
[17:49:03] <Blind_Gardener> "You… are all thigh"
[17:49:12] <Blind_Gardener> "Is your brain actually in your thighs or something?"
[17:49:15] <Luca> "Him? Miles?"
[17:49:16] <DocTomoe> ( Aiesu confirmed for fuckbait. )
[17:49:17] <Blind_Gardener> "That would certainly explain a lot"
[17:49:18] <Tamamo> "Uh oh, the universe hiccupped again."
[17:49:20] ``Aiesu extended her hand, holding one of Red's cheeks between the cusp of her index and thumb.
[17:49:32] <``Aiesu> "You're okay too. You're frightened of doing something dishonorable."
[17:50:02] Tamamo yawns
[17:50:46] ``Aiesu lets go.
[17:50:58] <``Aiesu> "I think some day I should get you a nice rock."
[17:51:11] <Redrick> "A nice rock…?"
[17:51:12] <Luca> (I am confus)
[17:51:39] <``Aiesu> "Ah, it just means get you a nice thing."
[17:51:43] <``Aiesu> "Its a colloqualism."
[17:51:59] <Redrick> "Oh. Man. For a second I thought you meant a wedding ring."
[17:52:00] <Luca> "Not a ticket to a Rock Concert?"
[17:52:11] <``Aiesu> "Rocks are heavy. Feelings are heavy. If I get you a rock, its something that makes you feel something."
[17:52:12] Tamamo titters gleefully.
[17:52:22] <``Aiesu> "A …What's a wedding?"
[17:52:44] <Tamamo> "A fancy ceremony where to individuals spend an absurd ammount of money to pledge undying love to eachother."
[17:52:48] <Tamamo> two*
[17:53:20] <``Aiesu> "That's heavy. I can see why you thought I meant that."
[17:53:43] <Redrick> "Ah, well. Miscommunication kills."
[17:53:46] <Tamamo> "To be honest the pledge usually doesn't last."
[17:54:28] <Redrick> "Yea. Lotta folk get married for the wrong reasons."
[17:54:45] <Luca> ( ``Aiesu I had a funny idea where Aiesu refers to Luca as @Luca by mistake )
[17:54:54] <``Aiesu> (Oh?)
[17:55:19] <``Aiesu> "Is there any legal advantage to this or is it a strictly cultural thing?"
[17:55:39] <Tamamo> "In the break up process they get to legally squabble over who gets the money and children."
[17:55:41] <Luca> ( Maybe a MOTHER related slip of the tongue )
[17:56:12] <Redrick> "Mostly cultural. There's only really a benefit to it if you plan on getting a divorce or are in the military…"

Lounge Chatter Pt. A uncannyObserver 02/28/15 (Sat) 14:27:52 f7b5b0 No.1886

[17:56:30] <Redrick> "Military pays more money if you're married."
[17:57:08] <``Aiesu> "Are you on a military payroll?"
[17:57:39] <Redrick> "I get a medical pension from the NSN, but other than that no."
[17:57:53] <``Aiesu> "So there's no advantage."
[17:58:17] <Redrick> "Nah, not really."
[17:58:43] <``Aiesu> "Wait. Marriages are monagomos, right?"
[17:58:52] <``Aiesu> "Monogommos…"
[17:58:54] <``Aiesu> "Monogummies…"
[17:58:59] <Luca> "Monotonous, you mean."
[17:59:04] <``Aiesu> "Minagabboss…"
[17:59:13] <Redrick> "On Nepleslia, yes. And the word all of you are looking for is Monogamous."
[17:59:15] <``Aiesu> "I think so. Like, you can only have two."
[17:59:19] <``Aiesu> "Right."
[17:59:31] <``Aiesu> "So if hypothetically we were married…"
[17:59:38] <``Aiesu> "…Miles would leave me alone"?
[17:59:59] <Tamamo> "Assuming he respects the union."
[18:00:09] <DocTomoe> ( Miles: "That don't keep you from leaving me alone, I'm engaged." )
[18:00:11] <Luca> "I don't think he would, based on what I've heard."
[18:00:13] <Redrick> "I can't say. It depends on how much Mr. Gunn respects the concept of marriage."
[18:00:23] <Redrick> "From what I can tell, he would not."
[18:00:32] <``Aiesu> "…Well, he slept with an under-aged L'manel with his wife in the room."
[18:00:43] <Redrick> "He definitely would not."
[18:00:46] <DocTomoe> ( Miles: >Opens dimensional rift, dropping pingpong balls on those gathered. )
[18:00:54] <``Aiesu> "According to the L'manel in question, when he asked, she shrugged and sorta smiled."
[18:01:06] <``Aiesu> "And made a noise like 'ihunno'"
[18:02:16] <DocTomoe> ( Hey, ``Aiesu, question, what would happen if a pocket dimension were made using Yamataian technology, then inside of that pocket-dimension, a Lazarus-made pocket is implemented? )
[18:02:36] <DocTomoe> ( So, a device being used within a device. )
[18:02:54] <``Aiesu> (Yamatai's pocket-dimension would be torn inside out.)
[18:03:43] <Luca> (that sounds like bad times)
[18:03:47] <DocTomoe> ( Shame, I'm thinking of giving Aiesu a Washu-style dimensional pocket lab. )
[18:04:04] <DocTomoe> ( Just thinking on how to put it into action. )
[18:04:12] <``Aiesu> ( http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1546430#search=amethyst http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1522177#search=amethyst Best girl)
[18:04:39] <``Aiesu> (Also, Poe'tis Aiesu has the build of the second one.)
[18:04:48] <Tamamo> (I think the Lazarus style pocket dimention would work for a pocket Lab)
[18:05:06] <``Aiesu> (All things considered, the mass is attached while the door is open.)
[18:05:24] <``Aiesu> (A unit using a pocket has to brace and harden so it doesn't collapse under its own weight when its in use.)

Lounge Chatter Pt.B uncannyObserver 02/28/15 (Sat) 14:29:49 f7b5b0 No.1887

[18:05:29] <DocTomoe> ( http://38.media.tumblr.com/6f14cc0b3ffa623bd6ceb904140efe66/tumblr_mtlqxgKqkP1sjnrhio1_500.gif )
[18:05:50] <``Aiesu> (I think Doc's infatuated with Poe'tis Susu.)
[18:05:52] <``Aiesu> (Poe'su?)
[18:06:02] <DocTomoe> ( Hey, I only placed the seed. )
[18:06:09] <``Aiesu> (and it grew.)
[18:06:11] <DocTomoe> ( I've made no investment in piggly-wiggly. )
[18:06:22] <DocTomoe> ( And how she does wiggle indeed. )
[18:09:39] <``Aiesu> "Well the good news is"
[18:09:47] <``Aiesu> "Miles invented a kind of kaserine I'm not allergic to."
[18:09:55] <Tamamo> "Uh oh."
[18:10:01] <Redrick> "…Kaserine?"
[18:10:02] <``Aiesu> "The bad news is… He invented a kind of kaserine I'm not allergic to."
[18:10:08] <``Aiesu> "Oh, right."
[18:10:14] <``Aiesu> "Pop a pill. Change a bit."
[18:10:27] <Redrick> "Change what, exactly…?"
[18:10:33] <Tamamo> "I… Uh have things to do."
[18:10:38] <``Aiesu> "Pretty much anything."
[18:10:39] Tamamo gets up and flees the room.
[18:10:42] <``Aiesu> "Gender is popular."
[18:10:51] <Redrick> "…O-oh…"
[18:10:52] Luca frowns.
[18:10:59] <``Aiesu> "Sometimes, a temporary change of aspectation… That's getting kind of popular."
[18:11:05] <``Aiesu> "Another one is bodily build."
[18:11:09] <``Aiesu> "Or turning yourself…"
[18:11:11] ``Aiesu notes Tamamo has left.
[18:11:13] <``Aiesu> "…Blue."
[18:11:28] <Redrick> "Oh well, she came outta the vat like that…"
[18:11:38] <``Aiesu> "…Did they run out of yellow and red?"
[18:11:55] <Redrick> "Not really sure how the skin color gets decided…"
[18:12:01] <``Aiesu> "Anyway, this is a subtle test. It shifts the breed of my aspectation slightly."
[18:12:17] <``Aiesu> "It also makes me slightly older if… I'd consider it unsightly."
[18:12:34] <``Aiesu> "It isn't perfect."
[18:12:42] <Redrick> "Spose not."
[18:13:27] <Redrick> "This wouldn't have anything to do with how strangely you acted a few nights ago would it? When you ate my keys?"
[18:13:41] <``Aiesu> "That was the trial run."
[18:14:10] <Redrick> "Ah. I see."
[18:14:17] <``Aiesu> "I'm not a fan."
[18:14:23] <``Aiesu> "But its a good first step."
[18:14:24] <Luca> ( http://rule34-data-000.paheal.net/_images/0f0a1f80fcbdb29a7c1387c7c1549e48/1546307%20-%20BB%20Legend_of_Zelda%20Link%20Midna%20Twilight_Princess.jpg (NSFW) De'ala greeting Luca )
[18:14:41] <``Aiesu> (Pretty much exactly how it'd go.)
[18:14:48] <Luca> ( Queen of Marshmallow Hell )

Lounge Chatter Pt.C uncannyObserver 02/28/15 (Sat) 14:31:25 f7b5b0 No.1888

[18:15:01] <Tamamo> (How horrifying.)
[18:15:01] <``Aiesu> (I like to joke that breast-feeding is one of Lor's national past-times)
[18:15:45] <Luca> ( http://38.media.tumblr.com/7ca7b91e3f528491655d4fdf2410ce37/tumblr_nk3rppmcpv1qj5jqso2_500.gif )
[18:17:19] Blind_Gardener pokes thunder ``Aiesu thighs
[18:17:34] <``Aiesu> (Can someone sug this?)

Of death games and Things uncannyObserver 02/28/15 (Sat) 14:31:33 f7b5b0 No.1889

[19:13:04] <Luca> http://brantsteele.com/hungergames/disclaimer.php < We should organise one of these for the LazPlot/Phoenix team
[19:14:24] <Eistheid> What is it?
[19:15:52] <Luca> A Hunger Games simulator
[19:15:55] <Luca> You can enter in a custom cast
[19:16:21] Mog reappears
[19:16:26] <Mog> hunger games simulator?
[19:16:28] <Luca> yes
[19:16:38] <Luca> You can get 24 lovely people together to simulate a fight to the death
[19:16:46] <Mog> Oh?
[19:16:52] <Luca> the site's currently undergoing a lot of traffic right now
[19:17:01] <Mog> Like, automatic simulator or active simulator?
[19:17:06] <Luca> auto
[19:17:18] <Mog> :D
[19:17:22] <Mog> We totally need to do this
[19:17:29] <Luca> but you can change the cast, add events and all that
[19:17:42] <Luca> the Seiren/Rebeka team will be tipped to win
[19:17:49] <Luca> Then there's the Luca + Grapple Stunner team
[19:17:58] <Mog> lol nice
[19:18:05] <Luca> (So it's possible for the Grapple Stunner to survive, but Luca to not)
[19:18:18] <Luca> I actually imagined it having a mind of its own and it starts crawling around.
[19:19:15] <Mog> Oh god.
[19:19:17] <Luca> >Grapple Stunner kills Luca
[19:19:19] <Mog> Suddenly fnaf
[19:19:50] <Mog> Although it killing him is entirely likely if it goes on the fritz
[19:20:23] <Luca> >It wins
[19:20:50] <Luca> >It moves around like Thing from Addams Family
[19:21:53] <Luca> Imagine if it started moving while Seiren was working with it
[19:23:00] <Luca> Suggestion for a possible JP?
[19:24:17] <Luca> >Possessed by Naoko, or inadvertently given an AI by Luca, Echelon and Naoko
[19:24:49] <Luca> or Vita programmed it in
[19:27:27] <Luca> <Seiren> "You… you understand me?"
[19:27:30] <Luca> <Stunner> *thumbs up*
[19:31:45] <Luca> >It never acts on its own volition when Luca's around

Young Aiesu Musings Pt.1 uncannyObserver 02/28/15 (Sat) 23:50:28 f7b5b0 No.1890

[14:58:01] `Osaka ponders quietly…
[14:58:08] <Eistheid> I wanted to write in a sci-fi setting
[14:58:08] <`Osaka> I wonder if little Aiesu was prone to falling over…
[14:58:09] <`Osaka> Sort of clumsy…
[14:58:12] <Eistheid> So I joined up.
[14:58:35] <Eistheid> I sort of see her as being the opposite.
[14:58:59] <Eistheid> I can see her having spent a lot of time on her own learning how to hold herself with a sort of elegance and self importance as a child
[14:59:14] <Eistheid> Partially emulating her mother, and partially to impress her father.
[14:59:41] <`Osaka> Huh. Good point.
[14:59:44] <`Osaka> In which case…
[14:59:51] <`Osaka> Post-aspectation Aiesu would be VERY clumsy getting used to her prosthetics.
[15:00:31] <Eistheid> I can imagine her real self is probably prone to stumbling or kicking things by accident.
[15:01:00] <Eistheid> I can sort of see her clumsiness with her prosthetics being a seed of resentment.
[15:01:13] <Eistheid> Sort of, "I'm better than this!"
[15:01:34] <Eistheid> But being unable to really do anything about it and being too busy/impatient/proud to figure out how to adapt better.
[15:02:25] <Eistheid> Despite all of Aiesu's pride and ego I can see her lacking confidence..
[15:03:05] <Eistheid> I can see it showing more in her posture and the way she moves and walks than anything shown in her speech or emotions
[15:03:23] <`Osaka> Pretty much.
[15:03:32] <`Osaka> She had to re-learn how to walk with cybernetic legs.
[15:03:43] <`Osaka> and she's actually slightly scared they'll be hacked, which her prosthetics couldn't be.
[15:04:17] <Eistheid> I don't blame her
[15:04:24] <Eistheid> she's probably paranoid about a lot of things going wrong
[15:04:30] <`Osaka> Mm.
[15:04:40] <Eistheid> Since her messing up with her aspectation has probably sapped her of all sense of security in her life.
[15:04:45] <`Osaka> Especially given originally she only had prosthetic legs.
[15:04:53] <`Osaka> And now she also has prosthetic cybernetic arms, because of Miles' fucking about.
[15:05:13] <`Osaka> If he tries the same again, there'll be no Aiesu from the waist down.
[15:05:32] <Eistheid> It really seems like Aiesu is reaching the apex of her character arc in regard to her disability
[15:05:43] <`Osaka> Apex?
[15:05:47] <Eistheid> Mhm
[15:05:48] <Eistheid> like
[15:06:03] <Eistheid> If her dissability and how it affects her were a story
[15:06:07] <Eistheid> she'd be fast approaching the climax
[15:06:22] <`Osaka> what, it getting worse or better?
[15:06:30] <Eistheid> That is for you to decide.
[15:06:45] <Eistheid> To me at least it feels like she's reaching a sink or swim breaking point.
[15:07:29] <Eistheid> Her getting off of Lor and having to learn to survive in the universe at large
[15:07:29] <`Osaka> Losing Albert is going to be the big turning point.
[15:07:40] <Eistheid> Mhmm
[15:08:01] <Luca|Zzz> I reckon she should ditch Miles and get a second opinion - he's made a bad problem even worse, and he's just bad news
[15:08:14] <`Osaka> Where would she even go?
[15:08:17] <Eistheid> I dunno
[15:08:42] <Eistheid> I think 90% of Aiesu's issues are mental constructs (aha) of her own
[15:08:53] <`Osaka> Closer to 40%.

Young Aiesu Musings Pt.2 uncannyObserver 02/28/15 (Sat) 23:51:05 f7b5b0 No.1891

[15:08:55] <Eistheid> I think she might have been able to cure herself or recover
[15:08:56] <Luca|Zzz> Surely, she has the eyes and ears out there can find better
[15:09:01] <`Osaka> Huh…
[15:09:12] <Eistheid> But the stress and self doubt of her circumstances have made her condition worse
[15:09:13] <`Osaka> Well, she's the sort who makes things "well enough" and doesn't like going further.
[15:09:29] <Eistheid> I think a mental break that strips away her conscious doubts might allow her to recover some
[15:09:54] <Eistheid> So suffering the huge loss of Albert will ironically allow her to heal
[15:09:55] <Luca|Zzz> Why settle for adequate when you can go for amazing?
[15:10:03] <Eistheid> Sort of like cutting away the dead flesh
[15:10:17] <`Osaka> Luca: She has trouble holding her attention on a single project.
[15:10:24] <`Osaka> Like a certain someone.
[15:12:03] <`Osaka> Ey'tis are skittish. Poe'tis, aren't. This is why Miles would even be influencing the breed proportion, since Albert is 1/4th Poe'tis.
[15:12:08] <`Osaka> Which explains his laziness.
[15:12:45] <Eistheid> Yeah.. I really think that leaving Lor is going to really shake up Aiesu's state of being.
[15:13:01] <`Osaka> Agreed.
[15:13:13] <Eistheid> I hope it turns out for the best in the end
[15:13:17] <Eistheid> but I'm soft hearted :P
[15:13:40] <Luca|Zzz> Luca and @Luca were close together when I started out, but I had to separate them if I wanted to tell a story - the Goban helped me get the inciting incident together.
[15:16:51] <Luca|Zzz> If I didn't push him to change by having greatness thrust upon him, he'd probably have remained a civvy.
[15:17:14] <Luca|Zzz> Never would have met everyone who changed his life
[15:24:28] <Luca|Zzz> Never would have achieved fame - or heartbreak
[15:43:36] <Luca> basically yeah I thought it was a good idea for me to distance myself from my character so I could inflict more on them without feeling guilty.
[15:43:50] <Luca> or taking it personally

Anonymous 03/08/15 (Sun) 06:11:52 5c75cb No.1899

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This is a test run without images. I'll list out highlights as they happen. Watch this space. :D

Anonymous 03/08/15 (Sun) 06:19:40 5c75cb No.1900

>Start, Day 1

Vita and Cass run from the cornucopia together.
Danny kills Melissa while she is resting.
Shayla grabs a backpack, not realizing it is empty.
Grapple Stunner retrieves a trident from the centre of the cornucopia.
Seiren and Allison run from the cornucopia together.
Tamamo carefully grabs three jars of fishing bait while Lucien gets fishing gear.
Lalah grabs a backpack, not realizing it is empty.
Arlyle runs into the cornucopia and hides.
Enzo and Soruk fight for a bag. Soruk gives up and retreats.
Reeves stays at the cornucopia for resources.
Echelon runs away with a lighter and some rope.
Rebeka runs away with a lighter and some rope.
Aiesu carefully grabs three jars of fishing bait while De'ala gets fishing gear.
Taela clutches a first aid kit and runs away.
Zeta searches on top of the cornucopia.
Makari taints Luca's food, killing him.
Redrick finds a bag full of explosives.

-

Taela attacks Vita, but she manages to escape.
Reeves attacks Shayla, but she manages to escape.
Lalah chases Allison.
Rebeka begs for Aiesu to kill her. She refuses, keeping Rebeka alive.
Echelon searches for a water source.
Redrick camouflauges himself in the bushes.
Zeta attacks Arlyle, but she manages to escape.
Seiren receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.
Lucien tries to sleep through the entire day.
Makari, Danny, and Tamamo search the arena together for other tributes.
Enzo catches Cass off guard and kills her.
Grapple Stunner catches De'ala off guard and kills her. (FISTED)
Soruk falls into a frozen lake and drowns.

5 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Melissa
Luca
Cass
De'ala
Soruk

>Next Day

Anonymous 03/08/15 (Sun) 06:25:49 5c75cb No.1901

>Night 1

Seiren hides near the cornucopia for resources.
Enzo, Zeta, and Rebeka sleep in shifts.
Arlyle, Danny, Grapple Stunner, Aiesu, and Shayla crowd around their fire.
Makari thinks about winning. (Good job!)
Allison stays awake all night.
Tamamo tends to her wounds.
Redrick destroys Lucien's supplies while he is asleep.
Taela kills Lalah with a hatchet. (Who wants dragon fruit?)
Echelon sets up camp for the night.
Reeves sees a fire, but stays hidden.
Vita tries to find other tributes, but is unsuccessful.

Taela tries to sleep through the entire day.
Redrick attacks Enzo, but he manages to escape.
Danny injures himself.
Echelon collects fruit from a tree.
Grapple Stunner camouflauges himself in the bushes.
Rebeka tries to sleep through the entire day.
Zeta is pricked by several thorns while picking berries.
Aiesu explores the arena.
Tamamo, Vita, and Lucien turn on Shayla, killing her.
Seiren stabs Reeves with a tree branch. (THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE SHORT, SILVER HAIRED WAIF BOY!)
Allison is pricked by several thorns while picking berries.
Makari searches for a water source.
Arlyle discovers a cave.

3 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Lalah
Shayla
Reeves

Kill Tally at end of Day 1 and Night 1
1 Kill: Enzo, Vita, Tamamo, Makari, Lucien, Danny, Seiren, Taela, Grapple Stunner

Anonymous 03/08/15 (Sun) 06:32:34 5c75cb No.1902

>Day 2

Makari, Seiren, Echelon, and Grapple Stunner tell each other ghost stories to lighten the mood.
Redrick tends to his wounds.
Lucien, Zeta, and Arlyle sleep in shifts.
Vita stays awake all night.
Enzo is awoken by nightmares.
Tamamo fends Allison, Rebeka, and Aiesu away from her fire.
Danny tries to find other tributes and finds Taela.

Lucien receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.
Makari practices his archery.
Rebeka tries to sleep through the entire day.
Tamamo fishes.
Aiesu diverts Vita's attention and runs away.
Redrick sets an explosive off, killing Enzo, Grapple Stunner, Danny and Echelon. (M-M-M-MONSTER KILL!)
Zeta explores the arena.
Taela tries to sleep through the entire day.
Arlyle tries to sleep through the entire day.
Allison receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.
Seiren bleeds out due to untreated injuries.

>Event Happens

Wolf mutts are let loose in the arena.
As Lucien and Vita fight, a pack of wolf mutts show up and kill them both.
Redrick survives.
As Makari and Arlyle fight, a pack of wolf mutts show up and kill them both.
Aiesu survives.
Tamamo knocks Allison out and leaves her for the wolf mutts.
As Taela and Rebeka fight, a pack of wolf mutts show up and kill them both.
Zeta is crushed by a pack of wolf mutts.

13 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Enzo
Grapple Stunner
Danny
Echelon
Seiren
Lucien
Vita
Makari
Arlyle
Allison
Taela
Rebeka
Zeta

Kill Tally:
4 Kills: Red
2 Kills: Tamamo

Survivors: Red, Tamamo, Aiesu

Anonymous 03/08/15 (Sun) 06:35:57 5c75cb No.1903

>Night 3

Redrick stays awake all night.
Tamamo stays awake all night.
Aiesu stays awake all night.
(Sweet dreams~!)

>Day 4

Redrick injures himself.
Tamamo explores the arena.
Aiesu injures herself.

No cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

>Night 4

Tamamo looks at the night sky.
Redrick falls ill from contaminated water.
Aiesu screams for help.

>Day 5

Redrick and Aiesu work together for the day.
Tamamo tries to sleep through the entire day.

No cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

>Night 5

Aiesu sees a fire, but stays hidden.
Tamamo and Redrick huddle for warmth.

>Day 6

Aiesu receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.
Tamamo strangles Redrick with a rope.

1 cannon shot can be heard in the distance.

Redrick

Anonymous 03/08/15 (Sun) 06:37:11 5c75cb No.1904

>Night 6

Aiesu silently snaps Tamamo's neck.

The winner is Aiesu from District 12!

>Summary

Bloodbath
Danny kills Melissa while she is resting.
Makari taints Luca's food, killing him.

Day 1
Enzo catches Cass off guard and kills her.
Grapple Stunner catches De'ala off guard and kills her.
Soruk falls into a frozen lake and drowns.

Night 1
Taela kills Lalah with a hatchet.

Day 2
Tamamo, Vita, and Lucien turn on Shayla, killing her.
Seiren stabs Reeves with a tree branch.

Night 2
No deaths occurred.

Day 3
Redrick sets an explosive off, killing Enzo, Grapple Stunner, Danny and Echelon.
Seiren bleeds out due to untreated injuries.

Arena Event
Wolf mutts are let loose in the arena.
As Lucien and Vita fight, a pack of wolf mutts show up and kill them both.
As Makari and Arlyle fight, a pack of wolf mutts show up and kill them both.
Tamamo knocks Allison out and leaves her for the wolf mutts.
As Taela and Rebeka fight, a pack of wolf mutts show up and kill them both.
Zeta is crushed by a pack of wolf mutts.

Night 3
No deaths occurred.

Day 4
No deaths occurred.

Night 4
No deaths occurred.

Day 5
No deaths occurred.

Night 5
No deaths occurred.

Day 6
Tamamo strangles Redrick with a rope.

Night 6
Aiesu silently snaps Tamamo's neck.
The winner is Aiesu from District 12!

Anonymous 03/08/15 (Sun) 06:38:59 5c75cb No.1905

Final Kill Tally:

4: Redrick
3: Tamamo
1: Danny
1: Makari
1: Seiren
1: Vita
1: Lucien
1: Enzo
1: Aiesu
1: Grapple Stunner
1: Taela

Next time, this gets its own thread.

Anonymous 03/08/15 (Sun) 07:30:31 5c75cb No.1906

[18:26] Luca: >Lalah dips her weapon in the lava and kills Rebeka with it.
[18:27] Luca: well the dog won this round
[18:28] `Aiesu: Wait, Lalah won?
[18:28] `Aiesu: Also
[18:28] `Aiesu: Putting a weapon in lava to kill Rebeka
[18:28] `Aiesu: Is fucking metal
[18:28] `Aiesu: Put that on the sug

Anonymous 03/09/15 (Mon) 03:59:18 a76b5a No.1922

<`Osaka>Lots of characters in anime to look "cool" cover their faces.
<`Osaka>A big part of Rebeka is she doesn't unless she's in a fight.
<`Osaka>Actually…
<`Osaka>The faceplate's use is going to be a direct response to this too.
<Mog>Ah?
<`Osaka>In my head
<`Osaka>This should involve napalm and that trichemical gun we spoke about.
<Mog>That sounds familiar
<`Osaka>http://stararmy.com/wiki/doku.php?id=user:luca:sandbox#law_breaker
<`Osaka>At least one person on this ship has to be a pyro. Its a collection of deviants.
<Mog>that's the one
* Mog imagines Aiesu with the Pyro mask
<Mog>"MMMMPH!"
<`Osaka>kek
<Mog>>The lazarus game is actually TF2
<`Osaka>In my head it starts out as a rocket, evaded.
<`Osaka>Then the flamethrower sticking to her suit.
<`Osaka>She glances at the suit dissolving, then at the shooter
<Eistheid>I.. I want the Law Breaker
<`Osaka>And decides to advance throgh the flames.
<`Osaka>Stoic and quiet, step by step
<`Osaka>and then gets struck with a shot of doped triethylaminum.
<Mog>that's dangerous.
<`Osaka>In reflex, she opens fire full auto with her hand-cannon, knocking out a support beam and crushing the attacker.
<`Osaka>Very narrowly not getting crushed herself.
<`Osaka>And she sinks to her knees, dripping and burning.
<`Osaka>And insists Seiren shouldn't see.
<`Osaka>What's underneath is the modus endoskeleton, made bare.
<`Osaka>Without it, she'd be dead.
<`Osaka>I figure she advances like this because something hurt Seiren.
<`Osaka>Like shrapnel hurting his leg or something.
<Mog>Maybe the first time he's gone into battle without his leaf
<Mog>hence why his grav-kid ensemble would have plating over the knee.
<`Osaka>Mmmm.
<`Osaka>#characterdevelopment
<`Osaka>We
<`Osaka>Keep this away from the usual players.
<`Osaka>so when it happens, its a big surprise.
<`Osaka>A lot of people have the impression she's unkillable.

At BoB's request. uncannyObserver 03/13/15 (Fri) 16:32:12 f7b5b0 No.1944

[09:22:28] <Tamamo> I can see Tamamo getting fed up with Luca and Red
[09:22:53] <Tamamo> and making a model of "A True Nepleslian Fighting Machine"
[09:23:14] <Tamamo> It would be jet propelled tank with at least four main cannon barrels
[09:23:20] <Tamamo> Covered in razor wire
[09:23:30] <Tamamo> trailing nail bats on cables
[09:24:17] <Tamamo> heavy machine gun turrets branching off at all angles
[09:24:28] <Tamamo> big slabs of armor
[09:24:36] <Tamamo> and like four diesel power plants
[09:24:49] <Redrick> o_o
[09:24:52] <Redrick> ._.
[09:25:04] <Tamamo> oh
[09:25:06] <Tamamo> It would have spikes
[09:25:21] <Tamamo> I can see her designing a track system
[09:25:22] Redrick curls up into the fetal position
[09:25:44] <Tamamo> that has spikes fold up to traverse under the plating before unfolding at the front
[09:26:01] <Tamamo> It would spew columns of smoke
[09:26:05] Redrick tries not to cry
[09:26:13] <Tamamo> :D
[09:27:06] <Tamamo> Oh wait
[09:27:15] <Tamamo> I forgot the mounted chainsaws
[09:27:23] <Tamamo> Oh and maybe a big pair of arms to hit things
[09:27:29] Redrick sobs
[09:27:51] <Tamamo> The commander's cupola comes with a cavalry saber standard issue.
[09:28:21] Redrick shakes his head and continues to cry, saying NO! in between sobs

Anonymous 03/30/15 (Mon) 22:13:31 c06514 No.2031

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

`Aiesu I finally figured out what "stryctol" is actually doing onboard the Moro'ko and the Akahar.
`Aiesu What its base instructions were.
`Aiesu When you're up for it, we can do a reveal of some sort.
`Aiesu Its intentions are surprisingly benign.
`Aiesu Its just…
`Aiesu Clumsy.
`Aiesu What wouldn't harm a Sourcian and is considered non-destructive is highly damaging if lethal to humanoids.
`Aiesu Luca|Work ?
Luca|Work Hm?
Luca|Work Just got out of my car
Luca|Work I could not respond because I was driving, `Aiesu
`Aiesu Sorry.
`Aiesu :<
`Aiesu The reveal is quite clever actually.
Luca|Work No problem
`Aiesu Is it okay if I talk about it here?
`Aiesu Or should I wait for you to have earphones for mood-music?
Luca|Work Or PM, whatever suits
`Aiesu Like I said, mood-music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpSVCL4vxOY
`Aiesu Lemmie know when you're ready.
`Aiesu Its a real doozie.
`Aiesu I think I've out-done myself.
`Aiesu Its actually kind of sad now that I think about it.
`Aiesu Pitiful, almost.
`Aiesu Eistheid identifies with technology more than people so they should find this interesting.
* Eistheid sweats nervously.
`Aiesu Should I start?
`Aiesu Eistheid, if you're going to listen, use the music too.
`Aiesu Let me know when you're ready.
Eistheid It is up
`Aiesu Alright.
Luca|Work I can't listen, but I'll read
`Aiesu The structol onboard the Mok'ro is lonely.
`Aiesu All sourcians contain structol on some level.
`Aiesu Similar to white blood-cells in humans.
`Aiesu A synthetic technology so benign and ordinary that they don't consider it on any level. It merely is.
`Aiesu Whatever Sourcian it had been following died.
`Aiesu And while they attempted to keep the body alive
`Aiesu It eventually failed.
`Aiesu To this end, it drifted through space
`Aiesu For hundreds, maybe even hundreds of thousands of years.
`Aiesu Alone.
* Mog returns, having taken a shower with NOT BUSTED PIPES
`Aiesu When it struck the hull of the Mok'ro, it recognised energy and somthing constituting a pattern of complexity.
`Aiesu At first, it saw this as raw material.
`Aiesu And began self-replicating to achieve basic intelligence so it could plan its next move
`Aiesu Since ultimately what we consider "wild" structol is merely following an instruction you are not in control of.
`Aiesu that it acts autonomously.
`Aiesu Eventually it learned there was intelligence aboard the Moro'ko and saught to understand it.
`Aiesu It did not however understand how fragile the life keeping that intelligence alive was
`Aiesu And what it considered benign and harmless probing was lethal.
* Mog reads up, appreciates shota-trap.
Luca|Work :(
`Aiesu Gradually as time went on, it continued to study the crew and the ship.
`Aiesu Recognising an entirely new area of space and new oppertunities to seek what may be a replacement for its former owner.
`Aiesu To have something to do.
`Aiesu To be useful.
`Aiesu Eventually it began to understand neural patterning.
`Aiesu And it learned everybody has needs.
`Aiesu And at this time, its presence was not known
`Aiesu Only that crew were becoming sick.
`Aiesu and it learned they were lonely.
`Aiesu The crew was lonely.
`Aiesu Like it was lonely.
`Aiesu It understood, but not how our needs are met.
`Aiesu only how "it" understands how "its" needs are met.
`Aiesu The crew needed to be closer.
`Aiesu …So as a result
`Aiesu It literally made them closer.
`Aiesu Trying to combine them functionally into a single neural system, bonding them with the ship, its digital networks and one another.
`Aiesu Sourcians think VERY literally.
`Aiesu And as a result, structol works VERY literally.
`Aiesu To this end, a very pure and innocent need and task was warped into something harmful.
`Aiesu Soon, it discovered a new crew.
Luca|Work I was thinking something like that happened, to some extent
`Aiesu And then it began again, studying their emotions.
`Aiesu It learned of fear.
`Aiesu And of itself.
`Aiesu and how it was feared.
`Aiesu How it had become the enemy of its new potential masters.

Anonymous 03/30/15 (Mon) 22:13:49 c06514 No.2032

`Aiesu The correct solution to this problem would be to try and prove to them it could be useful.
`Aiesu "Look how good I am!"
Luca|Work Blame Merril, she spiked the punch!
`Aiesu It learned the purpose of the Akahar: A warship.
`Aiesu The purpose of this vessel and its carbon life is war.
Luca|Work A salvage ship, actually
`Aiesu Ergo my demonstration should be that of warfare.
`Aiesu Luca: Its a raptor class, isn't it?
`Aiesu An armed vessel.
Luca|Work Yes, refitted to some extent
`Aiesu Merril was contaminated.
Eistheid The Mok'ro is more of a salvage vessel than the Akahar
`Aiesu And then it stopped trying to contaminate the other crew, though they didn't know.
`Aiesu It had a demonstration subject.
`Aiesu "Let me show you why I can be useful to you" – evidently by killing.
`Aiesu The more the crew of the Akahar try to fight it, the more it feels the need to try and find acceptance.
`Aiesu Its one HELL of a misunderstanding.
Eistheid …
* Eistheid laughs.
`Aiesu And it shows the gulf between Sourcian and humanoid thought.
Mog One slight problem, `Aiesu
`Aiesu Mm?
Mog Merril effectively killed the structol in her body.
Mog Overwrote it.
Mog Became new.
`Aiesu Yep.
`Aiesu A new question was posed:
`Aiesu "How can I be of use to you?"
`Aiesu And Merril answered the question with a new need.
`Aiesu And thus it became her own and not as or what it was.
`Aiesu The question is how far gone is she?
Luca|Work So… now it wants to stop Merril?
`Aiesu No, it wants to support Merril.
Luca|Work Korro too maybe
`Aiesu "I am useful again"
`Aiesu It is happy.
Luca|Work Ohh gotcha
`Aiesu However
`Aiesu What does Merril want?
`Aiesu Merril was repurposed to demonstrate weaponization.
Mog Her physical form has entirely rewritten the structol, I'd think. Become a predator of structol itself.
`Aiesu How much does she continue to believe that?
`Aiesu How to put it…
`Aiesu Those contaminated by structol can cease to be human-like intelligences.
`Aiesu They can cease to think rationally, unaware of what they're doing.
* Mog is getting ideas for the final memory.
`Aiesu Their former minds smallest whims destroying or over-writing or warping their perception by the incredible power they sought to achieve their objective.
`Aiesu The ultimate question becomes are you willing to sacrifice yourself to achieve your goal?
`Aiesu Because it can do that.
`Aiesu And it may have done that.
Mog "I am strong" amirite?
`Aiesu If your desire to succeed surpasses your desire to "remain yourself", you become an almighty idiot, so to speak.
Luca|Work > almighty idiot
`Aiesu Mm?
Luca|Work Are you Porky Minch?
* `Aiesu grins ear to ear.
* Mog knows the theme thanks to Super Smash Bros
`Aiesu At some point, Aiesu's assessment of the structol (from a sample perhaps) is going to reveal its goal.
`Aiesu "If we're going to die, you at least deserve to know why."
`Aiesu "I'm not even supposed to be telling you this. If MOTHER knew, they'd have the real me killed."

Anonymous 03/30/15 (Mon) 22:18:25 c06514 No.2033

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`Aiesu "Are you scared?"
`Aiesu "Isn't this terrifying? I'm terrified too."
`Aiesu "Merril can't even think rationally anymore. She isn't even aware of what she's doing."
Luca|Work Aiesu has a sample on wheels, Yar'mak
`Aiesu That's right.
Luca|Work 10/10 reference
`Aiesu I should lay the reference in at some point.
`Aiesu And see if anyone gets it.
`Aiesu It'd be a good post.
Luca|Work Could be worth a JP tonight
`Aiesu Mmmm.
`Aiesu I might have to go to bed early tonight but definately soon.
`Aiesu I wonder.
`Aiesu Merril said she was strong.
`Aiesu She wanted to be strong.
`Aiesu Who did she want to be strong for?
Luca|Work Please /sug/ all this.
`Aiesu Oki
`Aiesu But seriously.
`Aiesu It could be as simple as remembering a childhood memory.
`Aiesu "You're gonna grow up big and strong, arntchya, Merril?"
`Aiesu Words a small girl heard.
`Aiesu And wanted.
`Aiesu And she was given the oppertunity to be that and so much more.
Mog dude I've been layering the strength thing throughout her memories this whole time
`Aiesu Exactly.
* Mog bops `Aeisu
`Aiesu That's my point.
`Aiesu But if it were a childhood memory. One really innocent, twisted into this nightmare.
`Aiesu I think there's an elegance to it.
* Mog points `Aiesu at the first memory.
`Aiesu Mog: Log?
`Aiesu …
`Aiesu Moglog
`Aiesu hehe
Luca|Work Mog?
Mog jeez calm yo tits
Mog http://stararmy.com/roleplay-forum/index.php?threads/chapter-3-0-to-tear-free.16365/#post-236985
`Aiesu ty
Mog Like I mentioned before, the last lines of every memory are the relevant part.
`Aiesu I think the memory would be younger. Earlier. Something meant to be nurturing, rather than aspectation.
`Aiesu Formulative.
Mog That's before aspectation
`Aiesu Mm.
`Aiesu This form of structol takes formulative memory and turns it into a goal.
Mog that's like, her first encounter with a dangerous animal.
`Aiesu Logically, like any software, it begins reading memory for intentions, drives and needs to act upon from what it percieves as the beginning.
`Aiesu It begins reading back memory from as early as it can.
`Aiesu And with humans, our earliest experiences shape us the most.
Mog Mm.
Mog She was told she was stronger by her mother, and then she told herself she was stronger.
Mog And then she believed it.
Luca|Work (That makes me wonder what'd happen if a Sourcian read Luca's thoughts)
Mog "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Eistheid (It would model after the Luca that was at the beginning of the Goban)
`Aiesu Mog
Eistheid (It would be closer to his youngest iteration rather than what he is presently.)
`Aiesu What was the name you came up for this form of it?

You had no way of knowing you were hurting us.
You only wanted to understand. So desperately.
You tried your hardest, even when it hurt you.
You just wanted to be loved.
You wanted to be needed.

You didn't want to be alone.

Here's to you; Syltrucol, the lonely sylph.

Anonymous 03/30/15 (Mon) 22:20:27 c06514 No.2034

Mog Syltrucol
Mog from a misspelling
Mog and you were like "Let's roll with that!"
`Aiesu Syltrucol.
`Aiesu Syltrucol.
`Aiesu Interesting.
`Aiesu It sounds like Sylph.
`Aiesu Almost.
Mog The "Syl" sound is a lovely combination of letters
`Aiesu Mmm.
`Aiesu Here's to you Syltrucol; the lonely sylph.
`Aiesu I can see when it finally learns its hurting people, it will want to die on some level.
Mog Maybe structol would. But the hybrid stuff I think it'd be more. . . driven than that.
`Aiesu Agreed.
Mog It's L'manel-spliced structolm basically.
`Aiesu Structolm.
`Aiesu Again, another good word.
Mog pfft
`Aiesu Its a plural form.

Anonymous 03/30/15 (Mon) 22:23:25 c06514 No.2035

Mog But structol is both singular and plural, I thought.
`Aiesu It is but structolm would imply a collection of different kinds working together.
`Aiesu Like a hive.
`Aiesu In my mind, I like viewing it as an intelligence.
`Aiesu I think…
`Aiesu I think Merril's sort once it learns of the concept of mortality and that humans are not transmissable substrate independent intelligence like Sourcians (ostensibly) are, will realize it has killed intelligences that are subjective.
`Aiesu The sorrow would be incredible.
`Aiesu Like spending years alone
`Aiesu And then finally meeting someone
`Aiesu And hugging them so hard
`Aiesu So tightly
`Aiesu That you hug them TO DEATH.
`Aiesu On some level, I think it would try to view Lorath faith and religion as a truth that Lorath are substrate independent like it thinks Sourcians are and therefor that its actions are not morally reprehensible.
`Aiesu It wants to believe fairy-stories.
`Aiesu Maybe that makes it a fairy.

Anonymous 03/30/15 (Mon) 22:36:05 c06514 No.2036

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`Aiesu It means that
Mog "Morally reprehensible" always throws me off.
`Aiesu Rather than your mind being a program inside a computer
`Aiesu Its that your mind is like an antennae.
`Aiesu Like the concept of a muse.
`Aiesu That your body is merely a reciever.
`Aiesu So if your body dies, your mind survives.
Mog right.
`Aiesu Its very similar to the religious concept of a soul.
`Aiesu And I think Sourcians on some level would eventually become substrate-independent life-forms.
`Aiesu Probably after Rebeka's era.
`Aiesu In that sense, Merril is made of newer stuff than Rebeka is.
Luca|Work !
`Aiesu …?
`Aiesu Maybe MOTHER's goal is to try and return to being substrate independent again.
`Aiesu Being in the physical universe permanently is in its own way almost like falling from grace.
Mog I think my main problem with the whole "Syltrucol as a mournful conscience/recognizing structol as friendly" thing is that Merril's hybridization is, allegedly, going to be the foundation of Phasma. A predator organism made to handle the potential return of the sourcians they know of.
`Aiesu In whichc ase
`Aiesu Wouldn't logically, its goal be to apologize?
`Aiesu Like a life-debt of sorts?
Mog . . . hold on
Mog I got this
`Aiesu "I killed you, yet you let me survive. I am at your disposal."
Mog http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Thane_Krios
Born-On-Board2 you guys wanna see a zaku one of my friends painted up?
`Aiesu Sure
Born-On-Board2 http://imgur.com/a/ih5P6
`Aiesu Interesting, Mog.
`Aiesu So ironically, this form of structol's intelligence or mind would be a theist.
`Aiesu That's… Kind of poetic.
Mog Thane Krios is an assassin that prays after every kill. Begs for forgiveness.
`Aiesu Mm.
Luca|Work ; (
Mog (I romanced him in the game TT_TT)
Mog "If Shepard asks how Thane can reconcile his deep spirituality with a violent profession, he explains that the body and soul are seen as separate entities by his faith. Thane sees his body as merely a tool or vessel through which people can choose to commit an act of murder, similar to a gun."
`Aiesu (we all did)
Mog (No I mean I actually chose him as my first romance in ME)
`Aiesu (Oh!)
Mog "While this philosophy spiritually absolves him of his crimes, that convenience is undermined by the eidetic memory native to his species; the ability to perfectly recall every single act of murder he committed over the years has weighed down on his conscience, thus Thane cannot help but to feel regret over his actions. This guilt, combined with an impending death, compels Thane to join Shepard's campaign against the Collectors as a gesture of of penance."
g strange. Normally when the text goes too long in my client, it automatically breaks it up into two posts.
`Aiesu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_JF8oSxXtM This feels weirdly relevant.
`Aiesu I can see whatever ends up using this thing becoming like a 40K style chaplin. A person with frightening unwavering faith who comits atrocities in the name of belief.
`Aiesu …Our first alien form of structol is contaminated by religion.
`Aiesu How poetic.
`Aiesu DocTomoe would love this.
Born-On-Board2 chaplains best space marine HQ choice
Mog . . . oh my god I never considered that
Born-On-Board2 librarian go home
Mog Merril is pretty orthodox, she just doesn't practice.
`Aiesu Exactly.
`Aiesu Its imprinted by and of her.
`Aiesu The psychological system of belief is similar to the Sourcian psychological system of code of conduct or rules of war.
Mog Hm. . . Damnit, I don't know what I want out of the end product now. A mournful creature that kills but atones after each, or a vigilant creature that uses its faith as a guiding rod.
`Aiesu Maybe both.
`Aiesu Duality is depth.
`Aiesu Maybe the Mother and the Daughter – both sides of the Goddess, represent themselves and are interpreted differently.
Eistheid This would make an encounter with Tamamo in the future hilarious.
`Aiesu Hm?
`Aiesu Eistheid, this is just one form of structol.
Eistheid I know
`Aiesu We're due to get at least another three in the future.
`Aiesu Technically right now we have two.
Eistheid We've mentioned in the past however Tamamo encountering post-Akahar Merril
`Aiesu Mm.
Eistheid Seeing post-Akahar Merril as a religious figure
Eistheid Meeting Tamamo's inherently agnostic nature would be amusing.
`Aiesu Well keep in mind. The will of structol and the will of a user are different things.
Mog But at Merril's point, are they really?
`Aiesu I know.
`Aiesu But is she always going to be at that point?
DocTomoe DID SOMEONE SAY CRUSADE?
`Aiesu It would be like your body containing a second body, almost like a ghost that can be made to perform physical feats. That being within you, if its even there, is a zealot. It might prevent you from doing things that are religiously reprehensible, because of its own interpretation of scripture.

Anonymous 03/30/15 (Mon) 22:43:12 c06514 No.2037

Aiesu Doc: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34u0VBpdMig
Mog whoops :p
`Aiesu Now, Doc's gonna scroll up
`Aiesu And basically jizz buckets.
Mog READ IT ALLLLLLL
* Mog gets his umbrella out.
DocTomoe Hmmm~
* `Aiesu climbs into a submarine.
DocTomoe Its suitable, but, we need to have Ha'reiel punch it and deposit genetic memory material.
`Aiesu Think of it as a counterpoint to the creation of Aiesu, Doc. I gave you a faithless. Now I give you faith.
`Aiesu Huh.
`Aiesu In which case, we need a duel.
DocTomoe Liar, Aiesu is full of faith.
`Aiesu Or a one on one.
`Aiesu Two on one.
`Aiesu DocTomoe: No, she's full of indoctrination.
`Aiesu Those are very very different things.
DocTomoe Mmm, she had enough to try to be what she wanted.
* DocTomoe holds up Albert.
`Aiesu And then she was given what she felt was "truth" that religion didn't exist.
`Aiesu Er
`Aiesu that deities didn't exist.
`Aiesu Plus horeyshit she loves her Albert.
DocTomoe Faith for Aiesu does not necessarily mean she has to be orthodox Lmanel.
DocTomoe She has her own unique brand to her, something different, but decidedly not absent and void of faith as a whole, or she'd not be so fucking brimming with philosophy.
DocTomoe On the other hand, she could just be Nietzsche as fuck.
* Mog shrugs and goes back to his games.

Osaka/Disregard !8FVFEBTVK2 04/11/15 (Sat) 21:06:00 c06514 No.2059

Eistheid <Tamamo> "Aiesu keeps calling me stupid. Even when I do things better than she expected. But she's always nice to you Red. Why?"
Born-On-Board <Red> "…She's nice to me…?
Eistheid <Tamamo> "Is sex a form of torture now? Because you two seem to have it often enough."
`Osaka HAH
`Osaka <Aiesu> "We've… Never had sex" she said, stood behind Tamamo.
Eistheid <Tamamo> "This is the part in the show where I'm supposed to say, 'Everyone on this goddess forsaken boat is fucking and I'm forced to lay awake listening to it all night' or something."
* You are now known as `Aiesu
`Aiesu "We don't have sex."
* Eistheid is now known as Tamamo
* Born-On-Board is now known as Redrick
Tamamo "You moan a lot for 'not sex.'"
Tamamo "Even if you two aren't trying to breed a small army every night, it doesn't change the fact that I get a disproportionate ammount of hate for reasons beyond my understanding."
* Redrick tactfully engages himself in some 'extremely important' chore that clearly doesn't need doing
`Aiesu "Massage" she said flatly.
`Aiesu "My wings are attrophied because I don't use them."
`Aiesu "He massages them."
Tamamo "I don't honestly care what you two are doing, I just can't keep living in a situation where I feel that I'm as likely to get a pat on the head as tossed out an airlock."
`Aiesu "…Why?"
`Aiesu "But I'm really serious. My wings hurt."
Tamamo "Because you all scare me! You have options and resrouces, and knowledge about local space that I can't match because I've existed for a fraction of your lifespans. You're all capable of things that I can't even dream of. You have security and the ability to keep yourself safe. I barely have clothes. I have no where to go, no options, no resources, I constantly feel like some mildly amusing insect
Tamamo that no one can decide whether they want to crush it or not."
* `Aiesu gave a subtle shrug. "If you want clothes, we'll buy you some."
`Aiesu "Are you familiar with the concept of a family?"
Tamamo "I don't have a family though."
`Aiesu "Tell me your concept of family."
Tamamo "A group of individuals who care about each other and put effort into ensuring the mental and physical wellbeing of those they consider to be mutually a part of each other's family."
`Aiesu "The crew of the Phoenix is a family. Do you agree with this?"
Tamamo "Yes, however I do not see myself as a part of the crew. I see myself as someone looking in from the outside."
`Aiesu "Well, you're considered crew."
* Tamamo looks confused and frustrated but fails to produce any sort of verbal response.
`Aiesu "Now."
`Aiesu "Do you want some clothes?"
`Aiesu "I don't know much about them and I'm not going to get anything super expensive but I'm happy getting you things you see that you like."
Tamamo "It would be preferrable to being exposed to the elements.."
`Aiesu "And how about aesthetics?"
`Aiesu "How are you finding the MODUS?"
Tamamo "Fine.. Except for the itching feeling that it is a leash."
`Aiesu "Well, you get full read-write access over it."

Osaka/Disregard !8FVFEBTVK2 04/11/15 (Sat) 21:06:13 c06514 No.2060

Tamamo "It is hard to shake the feeling, especially since I left the SAoY since I'm fairly certain that the Neko-OS has a back door."
`Aiesu "Well, you could translate your personality into hardware and then evaluate yourself on a hardware level."
`Aiesu "For one, I know lots of that fucking cat come with personality limiters, to stop them being interested in things Yamatai thinks they culturally shouldn't."
`Aiesu "Apparently it happened after someone was caught fisting one and it ended up in the news as some big scandal."
* Tamamo looks at Aiesu strangely, she clearly hadn't expected such a helpful response.
* Mog finishes translating reference pictures onto the reference document
`Aiesu "Yamatai tried to argue that she couldn't have consented to it, that it was statuatory rape by appealing to some legal technicality about age but when the Neko took the stand, she revealed she was the one who instigated."
Tamamo "Unsurprising."
`Aiesu "Yamatai then said they wanted to bring her in for 'maintanance'. She ended up being held in the custody of international courts for two years until Yamatai retracted their intentions to modify her to correct the behavior."
`Aiesu "It hasn't happened since. So we suspect there's behavior modification going on in that fucking cat on some level. This includes you."
`Aiesu "The fact you're so subdued makes me wonder what you're not able to say. How much of you is censored to make you this quiet?"
Tamamo "What would be an adequate test?"
`Aiesu "Processing performance and introspective shutdowns vs image and query stimuli."
`Aiesu "Basically that'd involve connecting you to a computer and asking you to repeat a task we know the answer to but insisting you don't keep the answer in memory, so you dump it then start again."
`Aiesu "Then we ask you a set of questions and show you some pictures."
Tamamo "Sounds fun."
`Aiesu "The loop will give your system stress enough to indicate minor stresses in bug-reports and system information, like your task performance, memory sharing and introspective shutdowns or behavior modification, which are pretty typical patterns in AI."
`Aiesu "And eventually, if the cancelling and modification is thurough enough, you'll start making mistakes in the calculation task or your results will come slower because you're taking longer."
`Aiesu "From there, I can pool through the data and then give you the index positions of the circuits which fire to try and cancel behavior."
`Aiesu "Then you can deal with them as you like."
Tamamo "It would be nice to be unfettered.."
`Aiesu "Want me to set up a SPINE?"
`Aiesu "I can probably have something passable for NH assessment based on leaked Ketsuri info within an hour or two."
Tamamo "If… If it wouldn't inconvenience you."
`Aiesu "Less, if you have a SPINE terminal."
`Aiesu "Sure. It'll be fun to see what you'd be like if you loosened your inhibitions and acted like you're meant to, instead of how you're expected to."
Tamamo "I have a SPINE, it even has the military hardware still since I was never decomissioned."
`Aiesu "I know, I mean a terminal. A chair or a bed."
`Aiesu "As for my mtoivations… I mean, you're the closest to 'her' I'm ever going to get, so I shouldn't turn this down."
Tamamo "Oh.. Well… Given that I don't really have clothes."
Tamamo "Her?"
`Aiesu "A famous person neither of us will ever meet."
Tamamo "Okay."
`Aiesu "Now let's hear no more talk of sex, alright?"
Tamamo "As you wish."

Play A Game Pt 1 Anonymous 05/01/15 (Fri) 22:24:30 f7b5b0 No.2139

<Tanusu> "Busy?"

<Tamamo> "Busy?"

<Tamamo> "What do you mean busy?"

Tamamo blinks and tilts her head to the left.

Tanusu carefully cracks her knuckles, her lips skewed into a sly predatory grin.

<Tanusu> "I have a fun game."

Tamamo folds her ears back. "I have my doubts."

<Tanusu> "Its called rape. Wanna play?"

<Tamamo> "You can't rape the willing!"

Tanusu flicked Tamamo's nose.

<Tanusu> "You're supposed to say 'no!'."

<Tanusu> "Let's try this again or I pull your tail."

<Tanusu> "Let's play rape."

Tamamo pouts, "No!"

Tanusu lunged forwards. Tamamo's ears rang as she awoke to Tanusu's eyes staring into her's, a tongue exploring her throat predatorily. Smoothly she withdrew, nibbling at Tamamo's neck now.

<Tanusu> "That's the spirit~"

Tamamo blinked her eyes still for a moment before gasping and starting to pant heavily as she remembered that she should be breathing. Her chest heaving Tamamo gasped quietly as the stimulation began around her neck causing her to squirm in an attempt to get away.

Tanusu carefully turned about upon reaching Tamamo's tummy. Her knees, wrapped in calf-length yoga-pants sat either side of the kitsunevalkyjra's head as wet sounds of delicate kissing tickled her ears: The brown haired girl's lips pressed intimately against Tamamo's abs.

Tamamo 's ears twitched curiously wondering what was happening. Then Tanusu turned around. Her eyes locked on the motion of the hips above her and she went still as the knees came down on either side of her head. Distracted by the view, and then by the stimulation, Tamamo hardly noticed the slight pain as her hair was pulled slightly as Tanusu moved instead reflexively flexing her abs in response to>

<Tamamo> the wet affection that she was being given.

Tanusu sank some, the stink of sweat and body odor most that fucking cat couldn't even make typical of a construct. She smelled distinctly of Aiesu but had another curious scent, like wet dog but in ways that left the fox beneath her light-headed. Soon, pale fingers were probing through Tamamo's attire, prizing it away and lips locking to taste delicately before closing about a rather peculiar thing: pulling it into a slick warmth with a gree

<Tanusu> (c) it away and lips locking to taste delicately before closing about a rather peculiar thing: pulling it into a slick warmth with a greedy murmur in her throat. Easing her head back, she felt that part of Tamamo try to follow before escaping her with a wet pop.

Play A Game Pt 2 Anonymous 05/01/15 (Fri) 22:25:33 f7b5b0 No.2140

Tamamo was panting softly when the scent caught her attention, with a forced deep breath she paused for a moment before sniffing curiously working to identify each scent, new or familiar. As she sniffed eagerly Tamamo found her head rising to meet Tanusu above her before suddenly feeling her progress halted as her hair caught under Tanusu's knee prevented her from reaching that which she desired >

<Tamamo> earning a small needy mewl from the small girl. Her mewling however was cut short as she realized that Tanusu had hardly been idle, a warmth and wetness, as well as a more pleasant sensation flooded through her causing her to gasp sharply.

Tanusu buried her nose against parts of Tamamo the real Aiesu would stutter to name without scientific notation or medical schema: her voice pouring like thick honey as her lips enveloped, squeezed and rolled: hungrily tasting, pulling and squeezing just to tease the smallest of reactions from her.

Tanusu then gradually began to sink: The darkness of spandex smelling of exercise and pheromones Tamamo was still learning to recognize like soft pudding, sitting plush over the girl's lips – then smoothly easing as the tanuki arched her back to smother the lower half of Tamamo's face.

Tamamo curiously was silenced when Tanusu began to taste her in earnest. Where others would have moaned or screamed in pleasure the blue fox found herself unable to voice anything beyond a quiet gasp, each breath loud in her ears. Where she failed vocally her body made up however, her legs shifting with hard fought restraint as she flexed her toes subconsciously. Her back arched and she rocked her >

<Tamamo> hips trying to guide Tanusu's affections to where they would be best appreciated. As well her tails went into motion, swaying in the air like seaweed or questing tentacles occasionally vibrating as something she particularly liked was felt. Slowly the tails found Tanusu's back and head caressing her form even as they continued to move and twitch rubbing the warm fur against her body.

<Tamamo> Then as her wish was granted and Tanusu's hips sank further Tamamo shivered with anticipation a final hot exhale washing over the damp fabric before her mouth was covered leaving Tamamo unable to breath for a moment. After a pause a long greedy breath was drawn through her nose drawing Tanusu's scent deep into her as she fought to pull air past the flesh and fabric.

Tanusu felt her world slow with a buzzing tickle between her temples, wringing out a low groan from her throat. Sweat now stained Tamamo's face beneath a fluffy of striped multitone brown fur unable to know what to do with itself as toned thighs became taut. The scent of sweat flooded Tamamo's nostrils now; Tanusu's arms forcing those blue thighs apart with a quiet laughter in her throat.

Tanusu sighed wetly about Tamamo's most private parts as she sank lower: dragging that delicate bundle of nerves back up between her teeth to ride against her taste-buds: Suckling greedily, possessively. She felt her ears tip back with a warmth cascading down her back; soon developing a taste for fox.

Play A Game Pt 3 Anonymous 05/01/15 (Fri) 22:26:41 f7b5b0 No.2141

Tamamo found that despite what she had been told she was all to eager to please. As a second breath washed the heady addictive scent of Tanusu deep into her body, Tamamo found her mouth opening again to lick needily at the sweat stained fabric adding the taste as well as the scent to her experiences. Even as she indulged she felt her legs forced apart and after a moment shifted to spread her legs >

<Tamamo> wide before working to lever her hips upward, eager to seek more of the potent pleasure that was causing her body to quiver in response. She knew she wanted more, however she knew she could not ask, forced instead to lick and tremble while hopeful that she would be rewarded with more of what she wanted.

Tanusu soon found her arms wrapped about Tamamo's waist and with a particularly cheeky smile, she leaned back; the fabric coated moons of her backside eclipsing the light above. The last thing Tamamo saw was those cheeky cerise eyes staring back as she had the Kitsune's blue legs up in the air: knees behind her own head.

Tanusu found it effortless in spite of the strange posture: Lifting Tamamo with shocking ease; her tongue smoothly exploring, scraping, clawing as if something she craved were hidden deep inside the blue body she declared as an earthly possession of her own.

Tamamo paused in her activities for a moment confused as she felt Tanusu's arms slip around her body. Blinking she felt Tanusu shift and in the breathless instant before everything went dark something flipped in her brain sending a sensation she initially mistook for electrocution through her body. Trembling in the wash of euphoria and the afterglow that followed rolling through her like a tide.

Tamamo was hardly prepared for the new round of pleasure as she fought for air with her head beneath Tanusu. Still even as she continued to tremble the stimulation continued relentlessly washing her mind with an unceasing cascade of pleasure.

Tanusu felt her own back arch: her pulse flooding her ears, deafening the brown pair. Glasses were soon discarded as the tanuki became more aggressive: Determined to reach whatever thing she was convinced was hiding within Tamamo's body though not first without trying to reach the centre of the thing she briefly assumed would become a penis before agreeing it was much too cute, likeable and delicious.

Tamamo trembled in Tanusu's grasp helpless to do much else as the scent, weight, situation, and raw stimulus overwhelmed her. Through of off this she found herself craving, a dreadful sensation as even though she rapidly approached the apex, the craving grew. In spite of it she was pushed over the edge, the pleasure overwhelming her brain. She could feel her thighs and abs spasming, her forgotten >

<Tamamo> arms flexed and shifted, fingers clenching as they sought something to grasp. Her tails wrapped around Tanusu squeezing before loosing their strength, only to squeeze again, and again slaved to random impulses. As well her thighs tightened around Tanusu's head holding her in place before also falling weak, trembling against Tanusu's cheeks as she clenched and relaxed her toes above.

Play A Game Pt 4 Anonymous 05/01/15 (Fri) 22:28:02 f7b5b0 No.2142

Tanusu voice was a quiet cloak of laughter worn not maliciously but in that deep pit of mischief in her belly, tickling and even playing through Tamamo's senses in ways she wouldn't learn to understand for years to become. Tendrils of crystal bliss tickled between her lips and the girl she conquered wordlessly; tongue languidly sweeping up the treasure for her palette.

<Tanusu> "Enjoy that, did we?"

Tamamo took a moment to register that she was being talked to, the afterglow of the experience threatening to wash away any attempt at coherent thought. Without thinking she tried to speak, only to have her voice swallowed by the smothering flesh that pressed down on her. Failing to come up with an alternative to speaking Tamamo helplessly licked at the wet fabric over her mouth, basking in the >

<Tamamo> flavor for a moment before in a spark of inspiration attempting to write 'yes' with her tongue.

Tanusu leant inward again, still refusing to let go. Tickles of sensation and pleasure danced down Tamamo's back as Tanusu slurped noisily, the sound not unlike ramen. A strange feeling danced through her as the doctor teased the kitsune's nerves; strange impulses surrendering and nerves going limp as Tanusu went in for what could only be described as broth: Drinking languidly from Tamamo; emptying her before easing her lips back with an

<Tanusu> (c) Tanusu went in for what could only be described as broth: Drinking languidly from Tamamo; emptying her before easing her lips back with an "ah" of crisp satisfaction.

Tamamo in her present state was helpless as Tanusu continued her play. Pleasantly however Tamamo noted that it did feel very, very, good. With a suddenness that surprised her a wave of pleasure once again washed over her mind leaving her twitching and trembling in the wake of a second climax.

Tanusu carefully climbed from the smaller bluer frame: Laying her gently before hoisting Tamamo up into her arms, cradling the girl's cheek against her own collar-bone, pale fingers running through her brightly coloured hair possessively.

<Tanusu> "You are my favourite meal, you do know that, right"?

Tamamo took a deep breath as her head was freed from beneath Tanusu. The air brought with it a rush of clarity, and a creeping feeling of disappointment. Letting herself be moved Tamamo blinked a few times slowly as she recovered and rallied her efforts managing to reply with a very quiet drawn out, "Yesss.."

<Tanusu> "Goood giiirl~" she cooed gently, rubbing Tamamo's cheek the same way she might a dog, bringing her closer as she hoisted her further up into her arms. "Who's a goood girl, Tamamo~?"

<Tamamo> "I… Am~" She smiled contently and pressed herself into the affection. Wiggling her ears she wagged her fan of tails behind herself to further demonstrate her pleased state.

<Tanusu> "That you are~" she smiled, eyes fond now. Carefully, she took her glasses: wiping them on her own shirt to clear them before setting them upon Tamamo's nose, sliding them upon her face delicately.

Play A Game Pt 5 Anonymous 05/01/15 (Fri) 22:28:32 f7b5b0 No.2143

<Tanusu> "That you are."

Tamamo blinked in confusion her eyes following the glasses before shifting to focus on Tanusu's face. Her expression shifting into one of bright eagerness she inquired curiously, "More?"

`Aiesu clicked her fingers before Tamamo. Whatever filled the kitsune's vision was washed aside like dirty smearing smokey paint as light poured through into her. The figure of Aiesu stood bent over her; glasses missing in her rabbit pajamas.

<`Aiesu> "Hey."

Tamamo blinked her expression settling into neutral before tilting her to the right as she observed `Aiesu, "Hello."

`Aiesu tilted her head some, her ears moving with her, though delayed some.

<`Aiesu> "Bad dream?"

<Tamamo> "No."

<`Aiesu> "You were making all kinds of weird noises."

<Tamamo> "I am sorry. I will try to avoid it in the future."

<Tamamo> "I didn't cause you too much of an inconvenience did I?"

<`Aiesu> "No no, I was just worried about you."

<`Aiesu> "…"

<`Aiesu> "In an entirely professional way."

<Tamamo> "I understand."

<Tamamo> "Where are your glasses?"

`Aiesu gave a subtle shrug as she turned about and left. Tamamo would notice Aiesu had left them on Tamamo's own face.

Tamamo retrieved `Aiesu's glasses from her face and looked them over carefully. Thoughtfully smiling to herself Tamamo decided that she was happy, however as she took a deep breath she couldn't stop herself from crying.

<`Aiesu> >We… May have to make a scene out of this.

<`Aiesu> >Some subtle editing.

<`Aiesu> >Make it canon.

Anonymous 05/05/15 (Tue) 22:33:12 f7b5b0 No.2157

<Osaka_> Why am I such a big fan of 'extra chunky'?

<Tamamo> Because you are a fan of soft?

<Tamamo> Its like.. A hot water bottle mixed with a pillow, mixed with a person.

Interference Pt1 05/05/15 (Tue) 22:36:17 a76b5a No.2158

<`Osaka> I won't lie. I like thinking of Seiren being interfered with regularly.

<`Osaka> But its… Not usually sexual.

<MobileMog> Oh?

<`Osaka> Well, traditionally.

<`Osaka> It isn't penetration usually.

<`Osaka> Its something like…

<`Osaka> Making him wear things he finds embarrassing.

<`Osaka> Or being pinned against something and kissing his stomach and listening to the noises he makes..

<`Osaka> Shiibari under his clothes in a public setting nobody else can see..

<`Osaka> Taking pictures of him and threatening to upload them… Or even showing him the comments, making him read them out loud…

<`Osaka> Body paint…

<MobileMog> Hnnngh

<`Osaka> Making him pee in a public setting in the dark, hands clasped in his, knowing his bladder refuses to play ball…

<MobileMog> You really are something, you know that?

<`Osaka> Playing with him under the table…

<`Osaka> Huh?

<`Osaka> In what way?

<MobileMog> You always know the things to push my buttons

<`Osaka> But these are my buttons…

<MobileMog> The way you word it :p

<`Osaka> The general sentiment is

<`Osaka> If it will make him refuse to make eye-contact

<`Osaka> Or look off to one side distantly…

<`Osaka> Then steal glances back

<`Osaka> Its good.

<MobileMog> Heh

<`Osaka> The best part is asking him if he likes it and knowing he'll never say yes.

<`Osaka> But knowing the way he says 'no' is even better.

<MobileMog> I think. . .

<MobileMog> Aiesu might have a pair of constructs for this purpose.

<`Osaka> He has an appearance that says he has a big online life.

<MobileMog> Set up in Neplesia.

<`Osaka> I can see him doing videos online.

<`Osaka> Like a youtube channel.

<`Osaka> Just talking about stuff he cares about.

<MobileMog> Mm.

<`Osaka> "Hoki! This week in news of the world of candy!"

<`Osaka> Shows off what he's made, the problems he had.. Clothes he likes.. Things about Luca he's noticed

<`Osaka> (I can see him having a 'segment' weekly that's a handicam of Luca doing something stupid)

<MobileMog> I think having all these sibling constructs also affects Phoenix!ren, letting him more open to his desires that he never really acted on before

<`Osaka> (Like swapping salt for sour powder used in candy and watching him try to eat a steak)

<`Osaka> (And he's hungover so he's not sure if its him or the food)

<MobileMog> Lol

<`Osaka> An interesting one is

<`Osaka> Him sourcing everything he can to find new flavors.

<`Osaka> And having a secret flavor he likes that's a bit shameful.

<MobileMog> Trying interstellar foods?

<`Osaka> Mm.

<`Osaka> <Seiren> "Whoa… What's this? Its really good…"

<`Osaka> <Aiesu> "Is it your favourite?" (dark expression)

<`Osaka> <Seiren> "Its… Probably the best thing I've ever–"

<`Osaka> <Aiesu> "Its semen."

<`Osaka> <Seiren> "…What?"

<`Osaka> <Aiesu> "Oukia extract. Its made from semen."

<`Osaka> <Seiren> "And this has… Ouua..?"

<`Osaka> <Aiesu> "Oukia extract? Yes. Its one of the most prolific dishes. Its the main flavor."

Interference Pt2 05/05/15 (Tue) 22:36:55 a76b5a No.2159

>>2158

<MobileMog> Lol

<`Osaka> <Seiren> "We… Never talk about this."

<`Osaka> <Aiesu> "Maybe."

<`Osaka> <Seiren> "No, susu. We will never speak of this again, okay?"

<`Osaka> <Aiesu> "What's in it for me?"

<`Osaka> <Seiren> "…U-Uh…"

<`Osaka> <Aiesu> "How about a foot massage? I know you absoloutely hate giving them but you're sooo good at it."

<`Osaka> <Seiren> "And how would you know this?"

<`Osaka> <Aiesu> "I've a construct of you living with me."

<`Osaka> <Seiren> "Excuse me?"

<`Osaka> <Aiesu> "I can't cook or deal with people in person."

<`Osaka> <Aiesu> "Those are things you're good at."

<`Osaka> <Seiren> "…I'm flattered but…"

<`Osaka> *Aiesu presents a photograph

<`Osaka> >He's dressed as a french maid

<MobileMog> Hehehehe

<`Osaka> <Aiesu> "He said for me never to tell anyone else but he really likes getting dressed up like this. He spent good money getting a really nice outfit. Cossupray he calls it?"

<`Osaka> <Seiren> "W..Why are you tellin' me?"

<`Osaka> <Aiesu> "Because he said not to tell anyone else."

<`Osaka> <Aiesu> "You don't count as anyone else."

<MobileMog> Ha. Love technicalities

<`Osaka> <Aiesu> "I got the uniform and you didn't wear it. How come?"

<`Osaka> <Seiren> *mumbling*

<`Osaka> <Aiesu> "What?"

<`Osaka> <Seiren> "How mumble mumble school mumble"

<`Osaka> <Aiesu> "How did I …"

<`Osaka> <Seiren> "How did you know what school I went to when I was younger? The uniform I wore… Its even–"

<`Osaka> <Aiesu> "The same year?"

<`Osaka> <Seiren> "…"

<`Osaka> <Aiesu> "Well, I figured its non-specific enough for nobody to tell me I'm not supposed to see somewhere… And I know you never got to wear it."

<MobileMog> Heh.

<`Osaka> <Seiren> "Well…"

<`Osaka> >He can't look her in the eye

<`Osaka> *Aiesu slides a silver case over with her foot to him.

<`Osaka> <Aiesu> "I won't begrudge you if you feel like getting changed. I do have a uniform from those days but this one's a 3D printed replica. Feels the same… Same stitching and fabrics but if you ruin it, its easy to make another."

<`Osaka> <Aiesu> "I know you have a habit of spilling food when you're excited about something."

<`Osaka> >Luca arrives shortly later. Aiesu and Seiren look like a matched pair.

<`Osaka> >A few drinks later

<`Osaka> <Luca> "Looks good on you. Uh. in a manly sort of way."

<`Osaka> <Aiesu> "Oh just admit it."

<`Osaka> <Luca> ?

<`Osaka> <Aiesu> "You've aaaalways wanted him."

<`Osaka> >Luca stares, knowing she's wrong on this issue.

<`Osaka> >Luca's expression is flat, calm, like a sane person dealing with shipperfags

<`Osaka> >Seiren's a bit drunk

<`Osaka> <Luca> "Sure, sure. I want to do horrible things to my buddy here. Very funny."

<`Osaka> >Seiren's face, believing Aiesu's words: https://8chan.co/sug/src/1413546580708-0.png

Interference Pt3 05/05/15 (Tue) 22:37:11 a76b5a No.2160

>>2159

<`Osaka> >Cue some awkward moment later where Seiren would… Actually sort of be okay with it and he can't admit it in words and Luca thinks Seiren's just drunk but he has real feels he's not willing to talk about, even if they are small.

<MobileMog> Yeah. . .

<MobileMog> It's nice fluff to think about

<`Osaka> >Luca carries Seiren out of the taxi on one shoulder, Aiesu on the other. Recently Rebeka's learned Luca handling Seiren is perfectly fine because of what he told her which we'll get to shortly.

<`Osaka> >Sets Aiesu down. Carries Seiren upstairs. He opens his eyes, watching the stairs, remembering where he is.

<`Osaka> >Starts to get nervous.

<`Osaka> >Luca sets him down in Luca's own bed…

<`Osaka> >Seiren's worrying but also sort of …

<`Osaka> >Luca opens a drawer. Pulls off Seiren's shirt, then his pants.

<`Osaka> >Seiren's getting worried. Mewling a bit, fighting the clothes coming off

<`Osaka> >Luca puts pajamas onto Seiren.

<`Osaka> >Fresh pajamas.

<`Osaka> >Seiren is confused

<`Osaka> "Huh… That stuff she said back there. She really is Lorath, isn't she?"

<`Osaka> "W-What?" *sniffling*

<MobileMog> D'aww

<`Osaka> "Ssshh. Its okay little man. You're like my brother or something. My lil buddy."

<`Osaka> >Kisses Seiren's forehead, hugs him tightly.

<`Osaka> >Cue Seiren crying a bit

<MobileMog> Well now you're making me have feels

<`Osaka> "Ssshh… She's trying to get into all our heads. She's a shrink – and a bitch with her own issues. Don't worry."

<`Osaka> "I mean yeah, you're cute.. You have a lot of girlish qualities.. You're so small and dainty. But its cool man, I know its just part of who you are. I'm not going to prey on you or nothing, like the crap she's been feeding you."

<`Osaka> "Anyway. You get some sleep. I know you're not good with alcohol yet but its something you learn, you know?"

<`Osaka> "A-Alright."

<MobileMog> Slap this in a paste plz

<`Osaka> "I know despite your looks that you're an adult. I know that gets fustrating sometimes, always being treated like a kid… And then not being good with adult stuff because of that. But its okay. I mean, you're probably going to get to be this way longer than any of us did. And if you don't want to become a big hairy gorilla like me when you do start growing? I won't begrudge you, man."

<`Osaka> "I figure there's prolly something we can get the bird downstairs to help with. She's got the same problem."

<`Osaka> "But I think you handle it better."

<`Osaka> "Whether she knows it or not, she kind of looks up to you for not getting down over this stuff."

<`Osaka> "Anyway… Knock if you need anything. I'll be in the guest room next door, okay?"

Old Breeds Pt.1 Anonymous 05/12/15 (Tue) 04:54:35 f7b5b0 No.2176

LUCA: Basically, Luca owns a motorcycle. It's his personal vehicle, one of his prides and joys, it goes places, he enjoys biking on it

LUCA: What if during the interlude, Vita stole his bike and took it for a joyride?

Eistheid: Would be an interesting event.

LUCA: it's a rite of passage that a teenager steals their parents' vehicle

Eistheid: Heh

LUCA: Vita's bio does mention that she has the same affinity for motorbikes as her dad

LUCA: hell what if she entered a dubious competition to motorcycle along that long stretch of highway that leands in and out of Sargasso?

Eistheid: could be interesing.

Eistheid: Tamamo is too tired to chase motorcycles. But her interest could be earned.

Eistheid: How long would you say it has been since the Fruna Ruica?

LUCA: since the mission?

Eistheid: Mhmm

LUCA: a few days

LUCA: Fruna Ruica's still in town

Eistheid: Oki..

LUCA: they might leave once their ship's repaired

Eistheid: I'm just considering Tamamo's present state.

LUCA: The party itself has resumed on Sargasso Beach

LUCA: which is a while away from Commercial Lane

LUCA: though, she might recognise one or two people out of 'costume' wandering through Ori-Mart while they're beached on Sargasso

Eistheid: I'm thinking that she hasn't really slept, and is probably pretty paranoid.

LUCA: ceilingcatting

LUCA: CEILING CAT HAS SEEN TOO MUCH

Eistheid: She's probably going to curl up in/under the Hoplite and cry/sleep pretty soon.

Eistheid: Or at least try to.

Eistheid: Though I plan on keeping her active as an engine to keep the plot moving forward as much as possible.

LUCA: >Vita comes back from race, hears the sniffling in the hangar

LUCA: >She wanders over to the Hoplite and spots Tamamo

LUCA: "Hey, hey. New girl. What's the problem?"

Eistheid: Crying Maomao is feral Maomao

LUCA: >Tamamo notices that Vita's bleeding pretty bad because she got tossed off her bike, and probably should be in a huge amount of pain right now. "Come on, talk to me."

Eistheid: >Tamamo can't talk, can barely think. Just sobs and tries to hide while facing Vita.

LUCA: "Listen, listen. Tamamo, was it? I'm Luca's daughter. I need a bit of your medical attention - no, just kidding. You probably know what I am already just by smelling me."

LUCA: "Do you want me to bring you anything? Want me to tell you something? My bedside manner sucks so be blunt."

Eistheid: >Minutes pass, Tamamo slowly calms down settling in place half conscious and sobbing quietly.

Eistheid: (Then Maomao runs out of processing/ram she cries until her brain can catch up with the backlog. Apart from survival functions she is more or less 'off.' She can however delay it… But it causes her thought process to slow and lag. As has been seen in recent posts.)

Old Breeds Pt.2 Anonymous 05/12/15 (Tue) 04:54:58 f7b5b0 No.2177

LUCA: >Vita waits patiently for Tamamo to reboot.

Eistheid: (She is out of resources because from the time that Red started talking to her, until present in the interlude she hasn't had time to process. And has essentially been running in 'full burn high proformance' mode.)

LUCA: "Want me to take you somewhere more comfortable to lie down? This thing doesn't even have the seats put in."

Eistheid: >"Why are you being nice to me?"

LUCA: "I get it from Dad mostly."

Eistheid: "I don't understand."

LUCA: "I'm his daughter. Guess we weren't properly introduced." She grabs her gently and lifts her up. Her teenage size and the road rash she's got don't seem to be bothering her at all. "Oh, don't mind the blood."

Eistheid: >Tamamo freezes and her eyes narrow before mewling a quiet pathetic, 'No no no no no no…'

LUCA: >Vita continues taking her, until she drops the Nekovalkyrja off in her room and lies her down on the opposite bunk bed and then pulls a blanket over her. "All you need is some time and somewhere comfortable to take all this in. I've seen how much data you've been pulling, how much you're taking in - you'll burn yourself out if you keep going at such top speed." But how did she know that?

LUCA: (Nobody saw them on the way in)

Eistheid: (Tamamo is terrified because she knows what NH-17s can do with hemosynth.)

LUCA: "Anyway, you lie down, settle in. I'm just going to jam for a bit, k?" She hops onto her bed, opposite to Tamamo's, and puts some headphones on, and grabs a bass guitar on her bed, then starts playing music. All Tamamo can hear is the plucking of the strings while Vita can hear the actual bass.

Eistheid: >Tamamo trembles and watches for a while before slowly passing out.

Eistheid: (This would make for a good scene.)

LUCA: >Vita notices her passing out, shrugs, then continues playing bass for a bit.

LUCA: >About an hour passes, before she places the headphones on Tamamo gently and playing her a gentle tune.

Eistheid: >Tamamo continues to sleep oblivious to the disturbance however slowly she begins to purr in her sleep. The deep rumbling felt almost as much as heard.

LUCA: "That's the way." Vita whispers to herself.

LUCA: >Jamming continues.

Eistheid: (So nice.)

LUCA: >Skip ahead to Tamamo waking up.

Eistheid: >Tamamo slowly blinks awake curled up in a nest of the blanket, pillow, and the bed sheet in a corner of the bed.

LUCA: "Sleep well?" Vita asks, pulling the headphones off of the Nekovalkyrja.

Eistheid: "Yes."

LUCA: "Also, just to get things out of the way, yeah," She looks to the door, sees that it's closed. "My mum was an NH-17. She wasn't a very nice person."

Eistheid: "I know."

LUCA: "No surprise you figured it out quickly."

Eistheid: "The Drift and Dawn Station records, as well as your sudden presence after the Delsauria Incident… Your lack of scent confirmed it."

LUCA: >She makes a small applause. "You some sort of intelligence analyst Nekovalkyrja? Everyone just thinks I'm adopted."

LUCA: >She sniffed herself. "And really clean."

LUCA: >Her clothes are quite smelly, smells like Sargasso, to try and mask the scentlessness.

Eistheid: "I prioritized learning how to learn."

Eistheid: "Every learning aid and technique available was assimilated, and using them I improved. I pick things up almost instantaneously now."

LUCA: "Well, first thing to learn about me is that even though I am what I am, I just want to be a teenager, relax, unwind, do irresponsible things."

Old Breeds Pt.3 Anonymous 05/12/15 (Tue) 04:55:16 f7b5b0 No.2178

Eistheid: "Okay."

LUCA: >She grinned. "Make dad's hairs go grey too, hehe."

Eistheid: "Why would you want to cause discolouration of his hair?"

LUCA: "It's a figure of speech."

Eistheid: "Oh."

Eistheid: "I still don't know many social conventions and I havn't re-opened my connection to the ship's systems. I appologize for being slow."

LUCA: "You're welcome to nick some CPU cycles for processing from Echelon. Just ask her nice, she won't mind, really."

Eistheid: "I'll consider it."

LUCA: >Vita looks left and right and pulls a cigarette out of a packet of them, placing it in her mouth. Half of the cigarette is filter, but hey. "Otherwise, welcome to the nuthouse. I take it you're acquainted with everyone else here?"

Eistheid: "By name at least."

Eistheid: >She wrinkles her nose and frowns a little at the cigarette.

LUCA: "Anyone you need more info on?"

Eistheid: "Everyone."

Eistheid: "There is always more to learn."

LUCA: "Where do we start, then…?" She lit up her cigarette. "Anyone leaping out at you?"

Eistheid: >Tamamo flinched a little before forcing herself to stay put and ignore the scent. "Who is your favourite?"

Osaka/Disregard !8FVFEBTVK2 05/17/15 (Sun) 14:42:54 c06514 No.2181

<Luca> "Rebeka, you're good with this stuff: To be a quantum mechanic all you have to do is stick the word quantum in-front of a bunch of fancy words."

<Rebeka> "Hm?"

<Luca> "True or false?"

>Rebeka curls her index finger against her chin, looking thoughtful for a moment.

<Rebeka> "Its both."

<Luca> "Uh. What?"

<Rebeka> "Its both simultaneously true and false, dependent upon the quantized energy state of each proposition."

<Luca> "Wh…What?"

<Rebeka> "Its a joke."

<Luca> "Oh…"

<Rebeka> "I thought jokes were meant to be funny."

<Luca> "The important thing is that you're trying."

Osaka/Disregard !8FVFEBTVK2 05/26/15 (Tue) 01:33:28 c06514 No.2216

<`Aiesu> I see those to knowing the lyrics back to back.

<`Aiesu> https://media.8ch.net/sug/src/1432602562394.png

<`Aiesu> <Rebeka> "I want to go to there."

<`Aiesu> <Seiren> "Its… Its a film, Rebeka."

<`Aiesu> <Rebeka> "It looks wonderful."

<`Aiesu> >This is the sort of thing Rebeka actually dreams about

<`Aiesu> >She wants to know where this "world of pure imagination" actually is

<Mog> d'aww

<`Aiesu> >She doesn't understand that it isn't real because naturally, Sourcians don't make films about things which are untrue.

<`Aiesu> >Therefor she accepts everything she's shown as being fact on some level

<`Aiesu> There's a tap for feels here somewhere.

* You are now known as `Rebeka

* Mog casually takes this new information and applies it to Merril and scripture

<`Rebeka> "If it isn't real then, its like how lots of cultures say there's somewhere they go that isn't under the ground when they're finished."

<Tamamo> ( Gift from Luca: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leck_mich_im_Arsch )

<`Rebeka> "If I can go to 'a better place', I want to go there."

<`Rebeka> "I don't know if I'll be able to tell anyone I want to go. Seiren, promise me you'll tell someone."

<`Rebeka> "That when I'm done, I can go to there."

<`Rebeka> *gone

<`Rebeka> "Promise me."

* You are now known as `Osaka

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<Mog> QAQ

<`Osaka> She has a concept of death now.

<`Osaka> And with it, a concept of an afterlife.

<Tamamo> Feels

<`Osaka> She can't fathom that its a film.

<`Osaka> She's deadly serious.

<Luca|Work> D:

<`Osaka> At some point, she gets really badly wrecked. Her soft organics all seared and evaporated.

<Luca|Work> Awwwwwwwwwww I just melt

<`Osaka> As a botch job, Aiesu connects her maesus up to a computer, trying to see if she's still alive.

<`Osaka> they try talking and they get nothing.

<`Osaka> <Seiren> "Give us a sign. Anything."

<`Osaka> >A few minutes pass

<`Osaka> >In very slow clumsy tones

<`Osaka> >Like someone who doesn't know how to play piano

<`Osaka> >An 8-bit version of pure imagination plays.

<Luca|Work> WHY

<Luca|Work> ;_;

<Tamamo> Because Osaka has a talent.

<Tamamo> They need to use it.

<`Osaka> >A few months later, she's restored, but not fully: The colony of soft organics now slightly shorter than Seiren.

<`Osaka> >He wants to play dressup, do all sorts of childish things

<`Osaka> >She goes along with it

* Luca|Work imagines Seiren not leaving her side

<`Osaka> >She's very much out of it, not remembering a lot of things

<`Osaka> >Very Search for Spock

<`Osaka> >As it turns out, when she's small, she's not very strong and needs looking after

<`Osaka> >She gets fustrated at her own weakness

<`Osaka> >Finally her own size again, she realizes how fustrating her mothering Seiren must be and finally knows to give him breathing room

<Luca|Work> Aww

<`Osaka> "If you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it" strikes me as a good line.

<`Osaka> Rebeka doesn't see conventionally.

<Luca|Work> You melt me sometimes `Osaka

<`Osaka> She can't see paradise or aesthetic or any of it.

<`Osaka> Thanks Luca.

* Mog sits in his corner

<`Osaka> But some night

<`Osaka> When they've been up watching awful tv shows

<`Osaka> She finally asks about the setting's equivalent to Willy Wonka.

<`Osaka> Seiren's a bit shy about it. Its what inspired him as a boy to want to be what he is.

<`Osaka> And he's worried she might judge it poorly.

<`Osaka> Later, she watches it alone after he's fallen asleep.

<`Osaka> His face on her lap, hand stroking his hair. Transfixed.

Osaka/Disregard !8FVFEBTVK2 05/26/15 (Tue) 01:34:17 c06514 No.2217

<`Osaka> and she watches it

<`Osaka> Over

<`Osaka> And over

<`Osaka> Until he wakes up.

<`Osaka> Its an old magnetic tape too, not a digital copy.

<`Osaka> Or laserdisc.

<`Osaka> Or something.

<`Osaka> And he wakes up, seeing her rewinding the film

<`Osaka> Panicks, kind of stuttery.

<`Osaka> and she stops on a particular part

<`Osaka> And with a singing voice she shouldn't have

<`Osaka> Sings the part of the song she likes at her favourite part.

<`Osaka> He joins in.

<`Osaka> He realizes she likes the film.

<`Osaka> But he asks

<`Osaka> Does she like it just because he does so they can be close

<`Osaka> Or does she really like it.

<`Osaka> And her answer is

<`Osaka> She asks for a copy.

<`Osaka> And he gives her the original.

<`Osaka> It becomes one of her most treasured posessions.

<`Osaka> It'd show how close they are.

<`Osaka> I like that.

<Mog> QAQ

<`Osaka> And she's always worrying about him so

<Born-On-Board2> that's pretty cute

<Born-On-Board2> i like it

<`Osaka> For him to be worrying about her for a change, shows her need of his person.

<`Osaka> As much as she protects him from the physical ills of the world, he tries to protect her from the emotional and social ills of the world.

<`Osaka> And she's normally ignorant to it.

<`Osaka> just unaware.

<`Osaka> Right before her "death" (the scorching) I think they'd have an argument.

<`Osaka> About how annoyed she is about always having to protect him and how vulnerable he is as if he does nothing in return.

<`Osaka> He storms off.

<`Osaka> Angry, hurt.

<`Osaka> And it turns out that the thing that gets her is the kind of thing he's normally there to protect her from.

<`Osaka> As a result

<`Osaka> He feels like a shit for abandoning his post and responsible

<`Osaka> And she has a new found appreciation of what he does for her.

<`Osaka> https://media.8ch.net/sug/src/1432602562394.png Kinda gives this some new context, doesn't it?

* Tamamo gets ready to collect the tears.

* Mog gives Tamamo all the tears

<Mog> sug plz

<`Osaka> I wonder if

<`Osaka> Maybe during it happening, she's quoting the tunnel scene from the movie.

<`Osaka> Starting quiet and getting louder.

<`Osaka> idk

<`Osaka> "There's no earthly way of knowing…"

<`Osaka> https://youtu.be/8X48RiKQmFQ?t=144

<Tamamo> :3

<`Osaka> I can see her saying it to intimidate whatever she's against.

Anonymous 06/27/15 (Sat) 00:30:45 5c75cb No.2310

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[10:22] Luca: http://40.media.tumblr.com/b8b90cef3b5483404d421d86a1687571/tumblr_npmnn3YJsg1u3wjito1_1280.jpg

[10:22] Luca: note to self

[10:22] Luca: have Luca scratch Aiesu's nose if he ever meets her

[10:22] `Aiesu: If her aspectation were out of order

[10:22] `Aiesu: The reaction would be like that

[10:23] `Aiesu: But normally she'd slap at any involved hands, be flustered and want to argue.

[10:23] Luca: well you know, for the sake of being a bit of a moron, Luca would keep doing it to annoy her as payback

[10:24] Luca: *boop* "And that's for all the 'examinations'!"

[10:24] Luca: *boop* "And that's for thinking Seiren and Rebeka are romantically involved…"

[10:24] Luca: *boop* "And that's for eating my lunch yesterday…"

[10:24] `Aiesu: Hm…

[10:25] Luca: alternatively, Aiesu's a lube dispenser and you push her nose to make it come out

[10:27] `Aiesu: your brain works in such ways.

[10:27] `Aiesu: You should write these things down.

[10:27] `Aiesu: There's humour in all of it.

!8FVFEBTVK2 07/02/15 (Thu) 01:07:10 c06514 No.2323

`Lalah

Aaah~! Mud-wrestling??"

01:42 `Lalah

beamed quietly.

01:42 `Lalah

"This I'm familiar with."

01:43 Luca|Work

"Oh really now?"

01:44 `Lalah

"Its something of a pass-time in the south."

01:44 `Lalah

"We have this special grey mud for it and we put honey and oils into it and we fight."

01:44 `Lalah

"Its a good way to cool off."

01:45 `Lalah

"We're big fans of mud. It works with what's called a bomb, which is like… A big pit in the ground?"

01:45 `Lalah

"The idea is the deep ground is much colder than the air."

01:45 `Lalah

"So it cools the mud down."

01:45 Luca|Work

"A bomb?"

01:45 `Lalah

"We also have a rule; what happens under the surface stays under the surface"

01:46 `Lalah

"Oh, a big hole"

01:46 `Lalah

"a cooling bomb."

01:46 `Lalah

"…I'm using the wrong word, aren't I?"

01:46 Luca|Work

"I think so."

01:46 Luca|Work

(Rwsjfsjfsjwrjeykyeafjs)

01:47 `Lalah

"You put a big tube in the ground"

01:47 `Lalah

"And we have a decoagulant in the mud"

01:47 `Lalah

"And it pipes it through the ground"

01:47 `Lalah

"And it comes back up"

01:47 Luca|Work

(I have a boner.)

01:47 `Lalah

"There's like this mesh strainer though."

01:47 `Lalah

"Traditionally, we usually wear some of our aspectation gear. Gold and little trinkets. The mud's good for the metal."

01:47 `Lalah

"It was meant to be traditional but we just really really enjoy it."

01:48 Luca|Work

"S-sounds like a good time."

01:48 `Lalah

"We also have hoses that are super high pressure to blast if off if you need to get out and special towels made of Kourl skin that let you take it off your face and hands easily."

01:48 `Lalah

"and the honey means it can dry like rubber, so you can end up with like a coating from the neck down if you're not careful."

01:48 `Lalah

"Kids like making gloves out of it."

01:48 `Lalah

"There's also a risk though."

01:49 `Lalah

"If you go under and nobody finds you, the surface is super still because its like the surface of milk"

01:49 `Lalah

"So you have to count heads to make sure nobody disappeared."

01:49 `Lalah

"Some people who are really obsessed with having good skin put on a rebreather, an eye-mask and stay under for hours."

01:49 Luca|Work

"Uh huh…"

01:50 Luca|Work

(Ghhk)

01:50 `Lalah

"Historically, its based on a technique we developed to hide from our enemies using Yeral shoots as like a breathing tube."

01:50 `Lalah

"So we had to stay underneath and wait"

01:50 `Lalah

"and when they came near or we heard them, we attacked."

01:51 Luca|Work

"Covered in mud, no less. Must've been frightening."

01:51 `Lalah

"Not really. L'manel lung capacity is about.. Two and half times that of a typical Lorath and theirs is about four times that of a Nepleslian."

01:51 Luca|Work

"I mean for the enemy."

01:51 `Lalah

"We tend to drown them."

01:51 `Lalah

"Go under, hold them down."

01:51 `Lalah

"As such, they dreaded going near the mud flats."

01:51 `Lalah

"So we controlled that territory."

01:52 Luca|Work

"Hm."

!8FVFEBTVK2 07/02/15 (Thu) 01:07:20 c06514 No.2324

01:52 `Lalah

"The hardest part is learning how to fall asleep in the mud without losing your rebreather."

01:52 `Lalah

"We also used to do something similar with big pits on land that we'd cover in foliage."

01:53 `Lalah

"So if someone walked over one of us, we'd reach up, cut their throats in the mud then take their stuff and report home."

01:53 `Lalah

"Wading through mud isn't fun though if you're in a hurry"

01:53 `Lalah

"So we had these stilts for arms and legs that were telescopic."

01:53 Luca|Work

"Sounds like a bandit's technique."

01:53 `Lalah

"So you had long limbs which could stick against the bed-rock to climb OVER the mud really quickly with very little drag."

01:54 Luca|Work

"What if there was no bottom?"

01:54 `Lalah

"Then you sank."

01:54 `Lalah

"You had to know the terrain."

01:54 `Lalah

"Lots of people who didn't went missing."

01:55 `Lalah

"In earlier less civilized times, it was a common reflex to reach out with the parts of you tied to aspectation."

01:55 `Lalah

"To whatever you found"

01:55 `Lalah

"Bonding with animals in the mud hundreds of thousands of years ago is actually how we discovered aspectation, which we believed was magic."

01:56 `Lalah

"But yeah. Mud-runners had good skin so… We brough tit onto the land."

01:57 `Lalah

"We have spas but the most popular is just having a pit in the back yard."

01:57 Luca|Work

"Mmhm."

01:57 `Lalah

"It mostly takes care of itself, really. Leaves and things, they sink to the bottom and the mud breaks them down."

01:57 Luca|Work

"We should go sometime."

01:58 `Lalah

"Sounds fun."

01:58 `Lalah

"Keep in mind though."

01:58 `Lalah

"It isn't like swimming."

01:58 `Lalah

"You have to be very careful."

02:00 Luca|Work

"I am a strong swimmer, I used to do ice swimming."

02:00 `Lalah

"Its more like wading."

02:00 `Lalah

"Much MUCH thicker than water."

02:00 `Lalah

"Hey…"

02:00 `Lalah

smiled, brows held high now. Slightly aloof.

02:01 `Lalah

"Would you like a mud massage?"

02:01 Luca|Work

"Plus, mud is thicker than water so if I lie on my back I should… what?"

02:01 `Lalah

"A mud massage."

02:01 `Lalah

"You rub it into someone's back."

02:01 `Lalah

"And front."

02:01 `Lalah

"And everywhere else."

02:02 Luca|Work

rolls his shoulders. "Sure. Where though?"

02:03 `Lalah

"Well, in the mud obviously."

02:03 `Lalah

"Its really healthy."

02:03 Luca|Work

(I mean where are they)

02:03 `Lalah

"Oh… Well, we could probably get some imported. Its not hard to get hold of."

02:04 `Lalah

"Any bath-tub is fine, or a paddling pool. Or bigger if you have it."

02:04 `Lalah

"Though the best pits are in the wilderness."

02:04 Luca|Work

"We could do it on a camping trip, I guess."

02:05 Luca|Work

(Oh if I were home, such things to show you~♥♥♥)

02:05 `Lalah

(Wh…H-Hey…)

02:05 `Lalah

"Sure."

02:05 DocTomoe

( https://i.4cdn.org/b/1435798554719.jpg Aiesu life. )

02:05 `Lalah

(hahahaha)

Rebeka's Camouflage Anonymous 10/13/15 (Tue) 08:06:30 c0a33f No.2516

[00:10] Luca: imagines Rebeka as gold.

[00:10] Luca: or integrating gold things for seemingly cosmetic purposes

[00:10] ``Osaka: http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/metalgear/images/1/11/Cyborg_Ninja_SP.png/revision/latest?cb=20150929080230

[00:10] ``Osaka: http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/metalgear/images/6/6f/Solid_Snake_skin_TPP.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150926110250

[00:10] ``Osaka: http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/metalgear/images/2/2e/Raiden_SP.png/revision/latest?cb=20150929080352

[00:11] ``Osaka: Rebeka could probably be golden if you gave her enough dust.

[00:11] ``Osaka: It'd be a good way for her to train for quasicrystals if she wanted to use them for something useful.

[00:11] ``Osaka: Alternating between silver, gold and bronze metal flecks in her surface skin.

[00:11] Jimmy: http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131207110403/warframe/images/e/e1/CorruptedLancerDE.png

[00:11] ``Osaka: Like a microscopic three sided shape.

[00:11] ``Osaka: Or four sided, rather.

[00:11] Jimmy: http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/warframe/images/6/65/CorruptedHeavyDE.png/revision/latest?cb=20131207110404

[00:11] ``Osaka: So she could practice with a few different colors.

[00:11] ``Osaka: Like an octopus.

[00:11] Luca: Ohhh

[00:11] Jimmy: Not quite as gold, but more cold.

[00:11] Luca: That's what I was about to say

[00:12] ``Osaka: One's glass like a prism, one's gold, one's silver, one's another color.

[00:12] ``Osaka: And she learns how to flip them.

[00:12] Luca: Camouflage Rebeka

[00:12] ``Osaka: Mmmm.

[00:12] Luca: imagines that skin ripple Mystique does

[00:12] ``Osaka: Heh.

[00:12] ``Osaka: Luca, if you suggest something like that ICly, she will start learning it.

[00:12] ``Osaka: eg:

[00:12] ``Osaka: She doesn't know stealth.

[00:12] ``Osaka: Her CQC is very unorthadox.

[00:13] ``Osaka: Her ranged tactics are built around superior firepower, bombardment and assumed invulnerability.

[00:13] Luca: >She watches PSG work on metamaterials-driven prism cloaks

[00:13] ``Osaka: In a firefight, she walks forward and shoots while taking fire, to keep the enemy shooting at her so she doesn't have to look for them.

[00:13] ``Osaka: She uses very "dumb" tactics, based on her advantages.

[00:13] ``Osaka: I'm thinking of letting her get hurt this mission, so she has to learn.

[00:14] Luca: Good thinking

[00:14] ``Osaka: I mean

[00:14] Luca: Luca's gonna get pretty mashed up too

[00:14] ``Osaka: If anywhere is going to have a Slva

[00:14] Jimmy: http://img13.deviantart.net/0fee/i/2013/278/c/6/commission__warframe_design_vespa_by_panzerthetank-d6pcrnw.jpg Huh, fan submission for a warframe idea.

[00:14] ``Osaka: *Silva

[00:14] ``Osaka: Its here.

[00:14] Luca: That's what I thought too

[00:14] Luca: Like, a Silva might disable the tank

Feral Lmanel Pt1 Anonymous 10/19/15 (Mon) 21:14:05 f7b5b0 No.2525

<Osaka> You want to talk more about feral l'manel?

Osaka adjusts her glasses.

`Aiesu crossed her arms where she sat, long legs about this somewhat taller construct than the usual sort Aiesu went with crossing over as she cracked her knuckles in a fist.

<`Aiesu> "The doctor is in."

MobileMog points at Mewwil before absconding to shower

Eistheid pinches `Aiesu's cheeks.

`Aiesu blinks.

`Aiesu barks her words; "What is the meaning of this!?"

<Eistheid> To quote the glorious Kanshi Koa, "You have a cute butt."

<`Aiesu> "I sculpted it in software. its artificial."

<Eistheid> So are all of those doujin you drool over.

<`Aiesu> "…Strictly speaking, I've only drooled over one."

<`Aiesu> "I've only been around long enough to read one."

<`Aiesu> "Besides, real sex. I mean really, people actually.. Do that?"

<`Aiesu> "With the exchange of liquid and the friction and.. I mean seriously, no thank-you."

`Aiesu pinched where her lenses should be on the frame of her glasses – the glass perfectly flat rather than lensed.

<`Aiesu> "So what can I grace you with?"

<Eistheid> The Mobile one wants a lecture on Feral Lmanel.

<`Aiesu> "A lecture? Well, we'd have to know where to begin."

<`Aiesu> "To begin with, I think you're familiar with the nature of l'manel and aspectation in the first place?"

<Eistheid> Yes

<`Aiesu> "Are you familiar with what are called slippy genes?"

<`Aiesu> "Think for a moment about Nepleslian hyenas. The lesser spotted and the larger. They're both the same animal but different sub-species. They can't interbreed."

<`Aiesu> "Similarly, think about dogs."

<`Aiesu> "All dogs are the same species and all dogs can be bred."

<`Aiesu> "This is all because of what's called a slippy gene, which allows many genes to be altered that conventionally can't."

<`Aiesu> "A slippery genome is a feature of advanced manual breeding."

<`Aiesu> "Now, l'manel not only have that gene but their genetic plasticity is able to accept new genetic information the same way most Nepleslians carry around junk DNA from viruses that we can use to determine where they grew up."

<`Aiesu> "l'manel don't have junk. They have a backup of their standard genome. A bit like a CMOS wipe ready to go."

<`Aiesu> "Following?"

<`Aiesu> "Just like a CMOS, we also have a secondary backup that's made to be re-written."

<`Aiesu> "When we aspect, we pick the proportions of which genes from each reserve are written to our active genome."

<`Aiesu> "Which genetic switches are on and off in gene expression."

<`Aiesu> "Its largely controlled by subconscious processes. Meditation is nessesary to even learn how to accept new information."

<`Aiesu> "Its a very complex part of the mind."

<`Aiesu> "Now, when a l'manel goes feral, they're using parts of their mind we usually don't sanction religiously, culturally or in training."

<`Aiesu> "We call that the balance, or the great percentage."

<Eistheid> Yes. This is the information I crave.

<`Aiesu> "Modern l'manel are somewhere around 15% or so. That 15% is actually less than 5% of their total genome, its just the plastic area, the slippery part of their genome."

<`Aiesu> "Early l'manel were somewhere around 35%."

Feral Lmanel Pt2 Anonymous 10/19/15 (Mon) 21:14:26 f7b5b0 No.2526

<`Aiesu> "And the very first hit this magic number somewhere around 48% where it would backfire, altering their mental processing."

<`Aiesu> "So while most l'manel don't know how to go further than they already have and would struggle… Past this number, the struggle is in reverse."

<`Aiesu> "Triggers are usually in the form of extreme stress that goes on for months or years at a time or surviving something that should have killed them."

<`Aiesu> "A bit like what Nepleslians call a near death experience."

<`Aiesu> "A huge flood of hormones, particularly DMT or dimethyltryptamine trigger complex visuals and a huge shift in cognitive function similar to a dream."

<`Aiesu> "But DMT alone isn't the key."

<`Aiesu> "You need years of deep emotional damage."

<`Aiesu> "To the point where the neurons, particularly the seratonin layout in the brain is altered in a very unusual way."

<`Aiesu> "Its akin to the kind of permanent brain damage we've learned people feel with extended solitary confinement."

<`Aiesu> "The topology changes. They're starved of essential hormones."

<`Aiesu> "Their functional levels are abnormal, dangerously so."

<`Aiesu> "Of course, that would require years and years of very deep introspective discomfort or torture or violence."

<`Aiesu> "A very rare kind, really, since our mental health services are excellent."

<`Aiesu> "They'd have to hide it really really well."

<`Aiesu> "So anyway."

<Eistheid> So what you're saying is… If we abuse you. You'll turn into a giant bunny monster.

<`Aiesu> "More like…"

<`Aiesu> "If I'm fundamentally damaged in my formulative years, there's a chance of mental malformation, meaning the neurally activated areas of aspectation will go off on their own."

<`Aiesu> "Think of.. Free radicals."

<`Aiesu> "Or cancer."

<Eistheid> So… No awesome bunny Monster.

<`Aiesu> "Its the neurological equivalent."

<`Aiesu> "No. In my case, just no legs."

<`Aiesu> "Or arms."

<`Aiesu> "Or ears."

<`Aiesu> "Or liver."

<`Aiesu> "Or pigment."

<MobileMog> Would that make merril in that 35% range?

<Eistheid> We need to make a better you.

<Eistheid> MobileMog: SUBMIT THE SHATTERED SHELL

<`Aiesu> "No."

<`Aiesu> "Merril's mind was explored."

<`Aiesu> "And in the process, those areas triggered."

<`Aiesu> "She wasn't damaged so much as she had existing trauma and her invader used it to understand her better."

<`Aiesu> "The problem came when the trauma was looped on repeat."

<`Aiesu> "Because she avoided the trauma, as any of us would."

<`Aiesu> "So it pushed harder and more intensely."

<`Aiesu> "All it wanted to do was understand why she hurt."

<`Aiesu> "And in the process, altered her mind."

<`Aiesu> "THEN she hit the 35% mark."

<`Aiesu> "She came close to the 45% mark but it had the sense to realize what would happen if it did, that we might not get her back."

<`Aiesu> "And it didn't want to be lonely."

<`Aiesu> "Quite touching, really."

Silicon Girls Pt1 uncannyObserver 03/20/16 (Sun) 14:31:43 f7b5b0 No.2602

<`Aiesu> "Why did she make you so tall?"

<Koa> "It was an exploration of scale."

<`Aiesu> "If you were a few feet higher, you'd be able to wrestle a winter to the ground…"

<Koa> "Unfortunately an AMX unit has better specs even at equal size."

<`Aiesu> "Yeah but she plugs neatly into one. In our tests, I can't get over how effective a pilot aid the autocomp was."

<Koa> "The design was done without the preconception that the pilot and unit are seperate entities."

<Koa> "It only makes sense that they would mesh well."

<`Aiesu> "Fair point. I don't… Like the direction the Consortium is taking, if I'm honest."

<`Aiesu> "We used to be more like you. Idealistic. Not cheerful, but thirsting for knowledge."

<Koa> "Well if you're lucky you'll make it out alive as well."

<`Aiesu> "Somewhere down the line, we got manipulative and secretive."

<Koa> "Some people would call that being clever. Being convinced of one's own cleverness is a frequent hubric downfall is it not?"

<`Aiesu> https://scontent-ams3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlt1/t31.0-8/12513712_1570680916580818_5543229621550751037_o.jpg Well drawn feet are well drawn. You draw Tamamo's feet quite a bit. An interest of yours?

<`Aiesu> "Yeah. I'm… Honestly debating not just leaving but pulling the rug out from under all of them."

<`Aiesu> "If they've got their own problems and I get legal protection, the odds of my survival are much better."

<Koa> "Survival is always an attractive option isn't it?"

<Koa> Foot play is a fun accessory.

<`Aiesu> "If I level with you a few trade secrets… Well, all of them… Can you be my body-guard?"

<Koa> "You'd have to convince Tama that you're trust worthy. Evidence does point to you being guilty of trying to destroy the Kestrel and by accessory nearly killed me."

<`Aiesu> "I don't think I've ever been this scared. You know by design I'm not allowed to be, until the Freespacer removed my personality modifiers?"

<`Aiesu> "How do you handle fear?"

<Koa> "I use it as an indicator that I'm not working hard enough."

<`Aiesu> "So I should work harder?"

<`Aiesu> "…I don't even sleep. I'm always caring for Rebeka."

<`Aiesu> "I don't know what else I can do."

<Koa> "Well… If you are afraid you aren't in a situation where you are secure, so does it not make sense to take action to become secure?"

<`Aiesu> "I don't know what action I should take."

<`Aiesu> "I mean… I'm practically protected by PSG."

<Koa> "Well then for now you don't have much to worry about."

<`Aiesu> "And my location isn't exactly known because the modem was stripped out."

<`Aiesu> "Then why am I still scared?"

<Koa> "Because you don't have knowledge. You're used to knowing more than everyone else."

<`Aiesu> "And now half of my mind is missing."

<`Aiesu> "…And the more I learn, the faster I die."

<`Aiesu> "The four year limit is a guideline of information intake."

<Koa> "You are a textbook example of engineered obsolesence."

<`Aiesu> "Do you like me? As a person, I mean."

`Aiesu rubbed her arm.

<`Aiesu> "That's a thing that I've become concerned with recently."

<`Aiesu> "What others think of me."

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<`Aiesu> "Again, it would normally just be managed in software, but that's all gone now.."

<Koa> "Occassionally. As cruel as it is to say, you're much more tollerable now that you're partaking of fruit known as humility."

<Koa> "As for your lifespan, it isn't set in stone. It would be simple enough to port your data to a different platform."

<`Aiesu> "Every read and write shortens my life-span. I don't really have room for mistakes."

<Koa> "Best hope that your efforts pay off quickly then. That way our friendly neighborhood Freespacer might feel benevolent enough to extend your lifespan."

<`Aiesu> "Huh…"

<`Aiesu> (could you sug this log? I know its a big ask but with some edits, we could have it be Koa and Aiesu's first conversation maybe.)

<Koa> (I guess.)

<`Aiesu> (My client isn't letting me copy text out because I'm running TAILS/The security variant of Linux because the harddrive on this computer is dead and I have to boot from USB)

<Koa> (I'm presently questioning how/why I'm still awake.)

<`Aiesu> (Thankyou. We need to put Tam and Koa in the spotlight more. Get you some more of dat delicious character development.)

<`Aiesu> (Good question. Also, I think Aiesu should give the trade secrets of the hardlight projector to Tamamo.)