No.2465
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No.2471
>>2470
futa is gay
best fetish is anthro airplanes
No.2472
>>2470
i dont like this kind of futa
No.2473
No.2475
>>2470
Why must you post non-SU futa?
No.2476
>>2475
Because I really like all that editing I did to that first picture Jesus it took forever.
No.2478
>>2477
I wish that there was more casual Jasper.
No.2481
>>2479
YOU FORGOT YOUR FLAG AGAIN YOU FUCKING IDIOT
No.2482
>>2481
stop it mang
i make mistakes
pls
No.2483
>>2482
but this is like the third time today
No.2484
>>2481
happy?
so uh
what'cha listening /sugen/?
also post your favorite gem/character, lewd stuff (spoilered pls), comics or fanart
No.2486
>>2483
but mang
sometimes i've got to hide my identity when i make posts that don't fit in my ey mang description
No.2487
>>2485
i love you too mang
i love all you fags
No.2489
>>2486
you can't hide from me
i see EVERYTHING
No.2490
So /sugen/, we have one week left. What do we do on the final day?
No.2491
>>2489
shit
BOARD OWNER'S HERE EVERYBODY
so uh
have i told you that i love you mang?
No.2492
>>2490
we got to a stream and freak out and realize the episode was really bad
No.2493
>>2490
I guess leave this board and have it collect dust until the next hiatus.
No.2494
>>2492
pls say what u were trying to say in not broken english
No.2495
>>2494
we go find a stream, freak out about the episode, and then we realize the episode was really bad and we all feel bad
No.2496
>>2495
well like, what stream
No.2497
>>2495
a stream of steven universe
http://pastebin.com/Fxsv0FUN
here's a bunch of streams if you ever need one
No.2498
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>>2435
>more gem feet
Lemme see
No.2499
>>2498
those are some nice feet mang
No.2500
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>>2498
Pt 2, knock yourself out. Anyone else have more?
No.2501
just hoping no one says
doc and mharti is better than some lesbian space rocks
No.2503
Dick and Marty is better than Stephani Continent
No.2504
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2503
you should really watch this mang
nsfw tho, shows doc's dick and balls
No.2506
>>2505
i feel like a mod or board owner should make a banner
No.2507
>>2506
lazy + don't know how to make moving gifs on mspaint
if anyone else wants to do it, go on ahead
No.2509
do you think lapis has a fart fetish
No.2510
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No.2511
>>2498
I wonder if there's a maximum cap on the size a gem can actually shapeshift to. Minimum is probably something that can still show their gem, probably a crab or something.
No.2512
>>2504
that was pretty gay mang
No.2514
>>2513
you gotta damn good taste in music
No.2515
>>2514
Can't beat classics. Though it's honestly been a while since I listened to that, something reminded me of it last night.
No.2516
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2513
what that pic reminded me of
No.2517
>>2513
>>2516
forgot that embed takes over the pic
No.2518
>>2516
>>2517
Here is rest of the set, think that was all of them. I should at some point take time to listen some more Daft Punk.
Third image, just what it reminds me of.
No.2519
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So what would you guys think of a /sug/ steam group? We could keep it smalll with the /sugen/ community, and we'll take it to 4chan's /sug/ once its unbanned.
No.2520
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
if you do get into Daft Punk, i recommend this
No.2521
>>2520
ment to answer >>2518
No.2522
>>2519
sure but i'm almost never on steam
No.2523
>>2520
Pretty chill track. I like it. Generally speaking, what I have heard of Daft Punk I have liked, never just gotten around to listen them in depth.
>>2519
Think there would be some interest. For me personally, not so much. Might be easy to advertise it once 4/sug/ is back though.
No.2524
No.2525
>>2523
listen to this first
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjC7dctw7LU
then to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0mtZapDH_Y
then you can be a HUMAN or a ROBOT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wh6Vh0xL0uI
and the live album which IMO is the best of em all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULGyHfEzjYY
then you got to RAM which I don't want to link because I'm too damn lazy
No.2526
>>2524
My predictions is that she'll appear somewhere in the few last episodes of the season in person, we might get to see her communicate with Peridot or Jasper at some point.
>>2525
I'll check em out. Time to try clear last few stages of Megaman 2, shit was harder than I remembered.
No.2527
>>2526
i love crash man's theme in MM2 also Wily's Stage 1 theme too
No.2528
>>2527
It had pretty solid music.
No.2530
>>2529
Maybe a bad choice of words, still has, I do sometimes listen them on youtube. Right now turned off, got that first Daft Punk album playing.
Think I should get a controller at some point, keyboard isn't best for Megaman, thank god for save states though I try to keep scumming to minimal.
No.2531
>>2530
yeah, i think im gonna replay MM2 and 3 for now
too bad my brother lost my wired X360 controller
No.2532
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2530
also after you finish that album, have a listen to this
A time has come to make a decision… Are we in this alone, or are we in it TOGETHER.
No.2534
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2533
Well, it had Doom music in it, I liked that. Just makes me little glad I went to bed after episodes aired and got back once things calmed down on /sug/.
>>2532
Well, this was bit odd. I don't mind the beats but that together on repeat can be bit harsh on ears.
Here, nice ambient remix of DooM Sign of Evil track.
No.2535
>>2534
one of the two guys that made the song (Thomas Bangalter) is the guy with the silver helmet
also really liked that remix
here is the part Together appears in the Alive tour
https://youtu.be/MvN7YbRVxMg?t=5m27s
No.2536
No.2537
>>2535
>>2536
I think it works better on the live show.
Also love that ambient remix, the original track is very oppressive in tone, not that I don't enjoy it too.
No.2538
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2537
here's another track Thomas worked on while being not so busy with Daft Punk, which also ended on the live show
No.2539
going to bed
bye /sugen/
see you 8 or 9 hours mang
No.2540
No.2541
>>2539
Good night mang
Those Daft Punk albums were really good
No.2543
last night I dreamed about Sadie sucking my dick, it was pretty cool
No.2544
>>2543
Sounds pleasant, I'm excited for the promise of more Sadie.
No.2546
If Steven is unable to fuse with full gems I'm gona be fucking pissed.
No.2547
>>2546
According to joe jonson he says that "seems like a natural progression doesn't it?"
No.2548
>>2546
I really want to see him fuse with a gem at some point. With Pearl just to see how it would change Rainbow Quartz, would be fun to see how close fan art we have had would be to actual show.
Still think Amethyst will be first one he'll fuse with if it will happen.
No.2549
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
so uh
what'cha listening /sugen/?
No.2550
>>2548
I'd bet serious money on Pearl being his first gem-fusion partner considering we've already seen Pearl and Rose fuse. Plus Rebecca was asked about it on SDCC and she said "There's… really no way to know" after stuttering.
No.2551
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>>2549
Actually watching Home Movies while waiting for megalinks to todays We Bare Bears.
>>2550
There's that, guess Pearl is a really strong candidate. I don't think Garnet is going to be first fusion for Steven, so either Pearl or Amethyst.
Maybe Ruby or Sapphire but don't see Garnet splitting up until Steven's next birthday.
No.2553
No.2554
oh we're finally back online?
No.2555
>>2554
yeah, they added a new ssd to the server according to 8chan's twitter
No.2556
No.2557
so uh
what games are you playing while you wait for new episodes?
No.2558
>>2557
SPLATOOON SPLSPSLLSLPSLPSLPLSAT
Also planetside 2
No.2559
>>2557
skullgirls
god fucking damn it i fucking hate the final boss in fukua's story, this is just unbearable
No.2560
Man I really hate this feeling of wanting to write some more stories, but at the same time being to lazy to go ahead and do it. I respect the people that write stuff often a lot more now that I tried it myself.
No.2561
Here, have a crab maymay 8^)
No.2563
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Anyways,
LET'S CONGA FAGGOTS
No.2564
No.2565
Going to get a credit card. Want to put pearl on it. Give me the best picture for this.
No.2566
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No.2571
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No.2572
No.2573
>>2571
are they fucking real right now
No.2574
>>2571
HOLY FUCK, THIS IS BECAUSE OF THOSE SHITTY BEARS ISN'T IT!
No.2575
>>2571
Now the real question is: Will we get weekly episodes on September or another Steven Bomb?
No.2576
>>2571
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU FUCKING MANIACS I'll FUCKING KILL YOU CREWNIVERSE
No.2577
>>2575
It will likely be weekly. I can't imagine they aren't going to replace whatever runs out of episodes with SU when september rolls around. Fuck if this doesn't make me mad, though.
No.2578
>>2574
Apparently it's because of Clarence getting new episodes on August.
No.2579
>>2578
Something equally as shitty. Fucking great.
No.2580
I'm gonna kill myself in protest
That'll show them
That'll show them ALL
No.2581
>>2580
Settle down, we don't need to be anymore autistic than we already are.
No.2583
>>2578
>Fucking Clarence of all shows fucked SU over
No.2584
>>2578
fucking clarence
another reason why i hate it
No.2585
>>2571
So I woke up to see that. Well fuck. Just as there was only under a week to go without new episodes.
CN, please, you are killing me.
No.2587
No.2588
>>2586
where is this from?
No.2589
>>2586
Mods are fags, that is why we are hanging out here and /ghw/ until we get unbanned.
No.2590
>>2586
I just opened that thread, kek, mods there being shit as usual.
No.2591
>>2588
4chan /co/.
I was looking forward to having /sug/ back but looks like it is not happening next week.
This is starting to get a little depressing morning.
No.2592
>>2591
At least we'll not get pushed back any further than this.
No.2593
>>2592
>yfw it gets pushed to Halloween once it gets around to September
No.2594
>>2593
I couldn't handle that. I really couldn't.
No.2595
>>2592
>>2593
Shhh, don't give CN any ideas.
I just want weekly episodes back, that long wait wouldn't be worth it even for Steven Atom Bomb.
No.2596
>>2593
what my expectations were
>fuck yeah, new episodes in a week WOOOOOO
right now
>FUCK
No.2597
>>2463
Seeing the OP getting updated made this whole thing hurt more for some reason
No.2600
>>2466
man those were some good times
No.2601
>>2600
I remember it like it was yesterday…
No.2604
>>2601
DAMN IT
JUST LET ME ENJOY THOSE MOMENTS
MEMORIES
i once cherished…
No.2605
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2601
I'm just staring forward to future harder in hopes it will come sooner or Crew posting something later that it was all a cruel joke.
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No.2608
>>2607
i wish it was a sick joke
No.2609
>>2607
Staring pretty fucking hard here, time ain't passing faster and no one told me that it was all just a joke.
No.2610
>>2609
It's not a joke anon, the faster you accept it the faster time will pass
No.2611
IN TIMES LIKE THIS I TURN TO
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No.2615
>>2610
I think I go take a brief walk in fresh air and try to resist the urge to grab alcohol from the store while I'm at it.
>>2614
>the void
But that is just the empty space between now and next episode, how would that help?
No.2616
>>2614
>tfw can't freeze myself
No.2617
When will we get official SU merchandise?
No.2618
>>2617
they alreaady have some
like mugs and phone cases
BUT NO FUCKING SHITS OR PLUSHIES
No.2619
No.2620
>>2618
>not wanting a Lion plushie
No.2621
>>2618
>You'll never own a Steven Universe shit
Why even live
No.2622
No.2624
Ey /sug/ how you guys doing here
No.2625
No.2627
>>2624
we aint /sug/
but i really wish we were
No.2628
>>2627
The real /sug/ was inside you all along
No.2629
I wish more people came here
No.2630
>>2629
they're either in /sueg/ (which is full of sonic shitposters) or waiting in /co/
No.2631
>>2629
I honestly like having fewer people, I just would like us to have something to talk about.
No.2632
>>2631
We can talk about our burgeoning hate for CN's higher-ups.
No.2633
>>2632
THEY'RE SAVAGES SAVAGES
BARELY EVEN HUMAN
No.2634
>>2622
I just got back from my little walk.
No.2635
did they just ban the thread of >>2571
in halfchan's /co/?
No.2636
No.2637
>>2625
>>2626
>>2627
Don't worry we at /homosuck/ can help you if needed.
No.2638
>>2636
have u become a lapsifan?
tell me more
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No.2641
No.2642
so uh
what'cha listening /sugen/?
copying from >>2525
listen to this first
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjC7dctw7LU
then to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0mtZapDH_Y
then you can be a HUMAN or a ROBOT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wh6Vh0xL0uI
and the live album which IMO is the best of em all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULGyHfEzjYY
then you got to RAM which I don't want to link because I'm too damn lazy
No.2643
>>2642
forgot to say
post your favorite gem/character if you want
No.2644
No.2645
>>2644
Damn it forgot to post my character
No.2646
>>2642
Homework album on right now, not exactly fitting with my Hexen 1 play through, but I did say I'd listen to them.
Pause on now, watching some video showing off Total War: Warhammer gameplay a bit.
Greg best human, Garnet best gem.
No.2647
>>2646
glad you're back mang
also off topic
what happened to that writeguy who had carpal tunnel or something in his hand ?
No.2648
>>2647
I don't know, I take it he is chilling and resting his hand, depending how bad his wrist was feeling.
I'm glad I haven't had issues with that, must be annoying.
No.2649
>>2648
He is taking a load off for like a week or so, to make sure it doesn't flare up again and he can commit more to writing.
No.2650
>>2649
Yeah, remember him mentioning he'll probably be back on 6th.
No.2651
>>2650
That's the ONLY thing coming back on the 6th, apparently.
No.2653
>>2651
heh
maybe they're doing a parank on us and the episode will air on the 6th
No.2654
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>be me
>at beach all day
>finally get home after some fun in the sun
>think about the august 6th SU poster
>decide to visit /sugen/ before i hit the hay
>see the september poster
>think "aw dang, i wish it was sooner but oh well"
>see >>2578
>i die inside
THEY JUST HAD A FUCKING SHITLOAD OF NEW EPISODES FOR CLARENCE THEY EVEN HAD THE ENTIRE FUCKING SUMMER NAMED AFTER THAT FAT FUCKING AUTIST
WHY CN, WHY
No.2655
>>2653
because ted turner thats why
No.2656
>>2653
well fuck me sideways
they're airing TTG 1 hour and 30 mins like a fucking marathon that day
i mean
WHY?!
No.2657
>>2656
have you seen the halfchan threads on TTG? the fans of that show are total fucking autists
No.2658
>>2653
I wish it was.
>>2654
Why indeed.
>>2656
Goddammit.
No.2659
>>2657
this is why i love CN latin america
they dont make marathons of TTG that last 2 hrs
airs SU weekly (they're in Keeping it Together)
clarance doesnt feels so fucking autistic
etc.
No.2660
>>2659
I thought you lived in texass?
No.2661
>>2659
Out of curiosity checked local (Nordic) CN programming, don't see massive blocks of TTG either. Guess it might not be that popular outside US.
No.2662
>>2661
its because almost all the kids in america are HURR DURR PEE PEE DANCE LOL RANDOM xD
No.2663
>>2660
i do, but i get to see cn latino , nick, and disney xd
No.2664
No.2666
>>2662
The shows are spread pretty evenly, biggest block seemed to be (running length wise) 3 episodes (or 6 11min segments, think that is how Gumball was too) of Gumball.
Also something called Angelo Rules but that is in 4am.
Not sure if TTGs lack of popularity here is due to randumb not sinking in or it being cape related. Everyone know Batman and Spiderman etc., but Teen Titans might be bit unknown here.
Also, came to realize I might have to wait for a while for Finnish dub on SU since I think CN Nordic only consists of Norway/Sweden/Denmark, so until one of the local channels pick it up, it ain't happening. Still would watch English but I'm curious to see how they handle songs etc.
No.2667
Does anyone else here really watch anything on CN other than SU?
No.2668
No.2669
>>2667
The only other show that's worth watching is Gumball, the rest is shit
No.2670
>>2668
is it worth watching?
No.2671
>>2670
yeah mang, it has some really funny shit
No.2672
No.2673
>>2670
The latest episode was pretty great, might want to start with that, it was best so far.
>>2672
Night anon.
No.2674
>>2672
we're /sugen/ but g'night mang
No.2675
>>2667
I tried watching Adventure Time, but I thought it was kinda boring.
No.2677
>>2676
Never believed in Rose. My faith in Steven is still strong.
No.2678
christ im bored
so, what are your opinions on the change of date for new episodes?
No.2679
>>2678
i wish they would have just made it one episode every 2 weeks for a while instead of making us wait a month with nothing.
No.2680
>>2679
yeah
i wonder what'll we do while waiting for the episodes
No.2681
>>2678
pissed off, but gradually accepting it
No.2682
>>2680
im planning to just draw a bunch of fanart i guess
No.2683
>>2680
if anyone plays vidya on the pc, i'm really thinking of starting a steam group for scheduled game things, maybe in arma, insurgency or a hole bunch of other stuffs
No.2684
>>2679
That would have been very acceptable solution. Better than prolonging the wait with another month.
>>2680
Keep checking here and playing games. Maybe I marathon the series at some point.
No.2685
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>>2683
i really like that idea
No.2686
>>2678
I don't like it, but you got to take hiatuses sometime.
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No.2689
>>2688
THEY EVEN STOLE THE FUCKING IMAGE I MADE
No.2690
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>>2687
>>2688
>>2689
im literally crying of laughter
No.2691
>>2678
I understand they need more time to work on episodes, but I'm mad that they announced this break so close to the 6th.
No.2692
>>2691
It's probably the network fucking them over.
No.2693
>>2692
even matt csaid that it was because of boring production orders, so yeah, it was probably CN
No.2694
>>2689
Those dirty bastards. You ought to write them an angry letter.
>>2691
Guess that is acceptable reason for delay, but agreed. The timing was bad.
No.2695
g'night /sugen/
just for >>2689
just remember to listen to all of >>2642
bye mang
No.2696
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No.2697
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>>2696
Also, now in crappy coloring.
No.2698
>>2697
he looks a little old
No.2699
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>>2698
I might try redrawing it later. Didn't really put much thought on that. Maybe add the text too.
Also, it doesn't look quite as smug as the original is.
No.2700
>>2699
If you do, keep his mouth like the old magicians, not too wide open.
No.2701
I like to imagine that Pearl spent a lot of time with younger/baby Steven.
No.2702
>>2700
I'll keep that in mind, might til the head a bit too.
>>2701
Would be nice to get episodes about Gems and little/baby Steven.
No.2703
No.2704
>>2703
Matt Burnett tends to tell the truth when it comes to non-important stuff that hasn't been shown on the show, but most of the things he replies to these kind of important questions are him just fucking around so I wouldn't trust that answer at all.
No.2705
>>2704
Agreed, I usually take him with a huge pinch of salt.
No.2706
If they dont at least put out more classroom gems during this time, I am going to shit
No.2707
It just occurred to me that we've had two episodes centered around Rose's room, but we still don't fully know how it works. Like, when it tries to make people did rose need to know them in order for the room to recreate them correctly?, this would explain why in Rose's room Greg was the only person that was able to talk normally.
Also I'd like to at least know what would happen if Steven were to go to the room and say that he would like to see his mom.
No.2708
>>2706
The least they could do is release the extended intro sometime in August.
No.2710
>>2709
Now I wish to see this to be illustrated
No.2711
good morning you rockfuckers
No.2712
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>>2711
But its almost 2:00 pm
No.2713
>>2593
I'd find that funny. I have too many video games to be playing to be hyped for TV shows anyways, honestly.
No.2714
Is Steven's shirt pink or red?
No.2715
No.2716
>>2714
It's pink, like the progressive faggot he is
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No.2720
>>2714
IT IS ACTUALLY BLUE
BUT IT APPEARS AS PINKO/RED TO US BECAUSE WE AREN'T SPACE ROCKS
No.2721
>>2720
Anon, you just blew my mind.
No.2722
>>2721
YOU MEAN
BLUE YOUR MIND!
No.2724
>>2723
I want to sniff the area between Pearls legs. I bet her spats has an interesting smell
No.2725
>tfw your son who is your reincarnated lover doesn't love you
No.2726
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>>2724
I don't know if there is much to smell. Guess that might depend on where she has been and how long since she last reformed.
Not sure gems have much of a body odor.
>>2725
He does. Like a son loves mother. Pearl, just get a toy to play with.
No.2727
>>2726
Well we do know that gems can sweat. Whether that has a smell is a different story
No.2728
>>2725
>when connie first gets introduced Pearl immediately wanted to set up a play date for steven
I never really got why she was so on board with steven meeting up with connie
No.2729
>>2728
Me neither, she seems so much more dedicated towards educating him as a Gem more than a human. I guess she knows that Steven needs friends, and didn't really consider Sadie, Lars and Peedee as friends?
No.2730
>>2727
True, could really be either way.
>>2728
Either inconsistency in writing or she realized that Steven needs human friends.
>>2729
Well, only Peedee is in his age range, though that might matter little to gems.
No.2731
>>2730
Yeah, to a gem, a human life span is like a flies.
No.2732
I must bring bad news.
Abandon all hope all ye who enter here
fug
No.2733
>>2732
>>2571
A little late there buddy
No.2734
No.2735
>>2734
NO ITS NOT OH WELL
NOTHING IS OH WELL ANYMORE
I HAVE TO WAIT ANOTHER MONTH TO GET MY GEM FIX
No.2736
>>2735
suga giveth and suga taketh away
No.2737
>>2732
Did you come from the corruption/lore discussion on 4? Also bit late to the sad party.
No.2738
>>2737
maybe
I had to watch my niece for a few days so I am out of the loop.
>They did it to fuck us over
No.2739
god this fucking sucks
someone already did my steam group idea and the new episodes are in september :(
what are you guys up to? im just playin vidya wasting time
No.2740
>>2739
I'm watching Ben 10 because I've nothing else to watch.
No.2741
>>2739
same, playing wolfenstein the old blood
watching old b movies like attack of the giant mantis
eating chips and drinking caffeine free coke
No.2742
>>2738
Well, we keep on being sad sacks for some time.
The lore thread is bit meh, don't think much of the corruption angle on the CGs. But nice to see a thread s not getting deleted outright. Though the mods might throw it on auto-sage at some point.
>>2739
Watching lets play, hanging in draw thread on 4's /co/ and the SU threads.
No.2743
>>2742
sadly sueg ain't that much better
we are literally the best thread about this damn show and that is sad
No.2744
>tfw we were the first ones to have someone jizz on something
No.2745
>>2743
I was one of the first posters on /sueg/, now it's gone to off-topic Seinfeldt, Sonic and furry shit.
No.2746
>>2745
>>2745
>sueg is formed
this is a great idea! that way we can have are cake and eat it too
>sueg now
jesus take this monster out of its misery
No.2747
>>2746
Pretty much. Mods/BO are too lazy to ban off-topic posters.
No.2748
>>2743
Yeah, sueg is pretty awful.
I don't mind it here really, pretty chill, not that a little more traffic would be a bad thing.
>>2745
Haven't been there since May. Don't even want to check, it was bad then and what good discussion there was got swamped quick.
No.2749
>>2745
it's like Homestuck General all over again
No.2750
>>2747
I can understand why they would give up
You would have to wear waders because you are gonna be up to your knees in shit.
in other news, I love how good this au is
No.2751
Are there any other good cartoons worth watching? I need something to replace SU for the next month.
No.2752
No.2753
>>2751
nothing bad with looney tunes
I was thinking about rewatching transformers beast wars
No.2754
>>2752
look on the last thread, you'll see what im talking about
No.2755
>>2751
HARVEY BEAKS
IT'S GOOD
ESPECIALLY THE MUSIC WOAH
No.2756
How do I convince steven to stop being a nintendrone and accept the lord and savior, the dreamcast?
No.2757
>>2756
Fuck off, James Small.
No.2758
How come most people who don't want to see Steven fusing with the gems see fusion as sex/a romantic act?
No.2759
>>2758
The dancing defiantly raises some eyebrows, they pushed it as far as they can go.
fusion is for people who can't maximize their own potential.
No.2760
>>2756
fuck no
get him a PC
also im back
No.2761
No.2762
>>2759
I think it's just that the dances vary between the gems who do it, and Pearl knows that Garnet and Amethyst's dance was too much for Steven (funny though, she instructs Steven on how she fused with Garnet, and later on doesn't even care that Steven is around when she does fuse with Garnet).
No.2763
>>2761
no pls
i already suffered this in /sueg/
gnam ye
No.2764
>>2763
shit, forgot my flair shit
No.2765
>>2760
it was better than the previous generation consoles. It was literally too ahead of its time.
it just needed dvd support
It should have lasted longer than the xbox and gamecube at least.
No.2766
I still have my old dreamcast. so many classics on a short lived console. I wonder why it bombed so hard, something about not getting enough sales? that was also around the time the ps2 came out yeah?
No.2767
>>2766
>not having dvd support
>sega bleeding money supporting the saturn and other things that needed to be killed off in japan
>sega saturn fiasco
>shenmue 47 million
>no piracy protection you can burn the games and they will work
No.2768
Whats your favorite song/backround music/fusion theme from the show? you can look through all of them here https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
No.2769
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No.2770
>>2769
It's miles closer to looking like steven than the other one, so good job!
No.2771
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2768
i feel like i've heard this one before
No.2772
>>2770
I still have to work on those hands/arms, but at least I am happy with that face for now.
No.2773
>>2771
Ever played Legend of Zelda: Link's Awekening on the Gameboy/Gameboy Colour?
No.2774
>>2773
oh yeah, i think that's why
i kinda remember hearing that in the dx remake
No.2775
>>2774
You should, it's similar to the theme in the main town you begin in.
No.2776
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
so uh
what'cha listening /sugen/?
No.2778
No.2779
No.2781
I'm feeling like writing one or two stories today. If anyone has any ideas feel free to throw them my way.
No.2782
>>2781
peridot kidnapping steven and killing him
No.2783
>>2781
>>2781
WRITE ABOUT HOW WE GOT FUCKING DICKED IN THE SHIT WITH MORE HIATUS
No.2784
No.2785
>>2783
>Steven had been eagerly waiting for over two weeks for a new episode of Crying Breakfast Friends, he knew the date it was going to air and could barely contain his excitement.
>But one week before the new episode was supposed to be released, the tv network in charge decided to extend the series hiatus for another month.
>Steven could hardly believe it.
>With his soul crushed and hopes ruined, he tried to find comfort by going on anonymous imageboards to shitpost.
No.2786
>>2781
steven and peridot pls
No.2787
>>2786
I'll try, but I'm still unsure about how to write Peridot so it might not be the best.
No.2788
>>2787
thanks mang
have something
No.2789
>>2751
we bare bears is really cute and comfy
No.2790
how do you bond with your gemfu, /sugen/?
No.2791
>>2790
oh fuck
not this again
>>2789
No.2792
>>2788
I'm really sorry to disappoint but I just didn't have any ideas of what to do this time, I tried dabbling something but it went nowhere and I got frustrated. Again sorry for failing to deliver, hopefully I can make it up some other time.
No.2793
>>2792
no worries mang
it's okay
No.2794
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>>2792
if you can, a short or long story (it doesn't matter) about steven and connie pls
No.2795
>>2794
Unfortunately I don't have the time right now, another one of the reasons I gave up on that last one, I have to wake up early tomorrow and I also need to pack some stuff for my trip, so I'll see if I can try to do this one some other day.
No.2796
>>2795
its ok mang
have a good trip mang!
No.2797
File: 1438492336067.jpg (1.78 MB, 1200x1556, 300:389, tumblr_nsfvk2nwfN1r3e4yuo1….jpg)

here to pass off a fake promo
No.2799
God I hate it when they don't tell you that there's a ban appeal in
No.2800
No.2801
Has anyone (other than me) gotten banned yet?
No.2802
>>2801
On halfchan? if so i got banned for telling people to come here, I have three days left :(
No.2803
>>2801
no but i got warned >>2586
No.2804
>>2801
I should of made it more clearer (maybe i should had to bed). But i was asking if anyone got banned from posting on sugen.
No.2805
>>2804
I answer my own fucking questions. I'm heading to bed sugen. Good night and don't let the bed bugs bite.
No.2806
>>2804
how did you get banned and why?
No.2807
>>2806
Having shit taste, I'm not even joking. I could get you proof if you want.
No.2809
>>2807
You were the fuck that got sacked for deweyposting, weren't you?
No.2810
No.2812
No.2813
No.2814
>>2811
aw mang
why did you do that?
No.2815
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>>2814
I wanted to post best ship.
No.2817
>>2811
Hahahahahahaha was this you?
No.2818
No.2819
>>2818
That was fucking hilarious, how long did he ban you for?
No.2820
>>2819
Like one minute, when i got the ban notification it was already expired
No.2821
I'm bored and thread needs life, so who has story request, lewd or no?
No.2822
Teenage Steven masturbating to one of the gems
No.2823
No.2824
>>2821
Peridot and Steven getting it on.
No.2825
>>2824
i was going to suggest this too
i almost feel bad for liking this pairing
No.2826
>>2821
peridot and steven /ss/ pls
>>2824
No.2827
>>2822
granted
>>2824
granted
Anything else before I get working?
No.2828
>>2822
I thought this was /sugen/ not /sueg/
No.2829
>>2827
nevermind mine
steven and connie getting it on
No.2830
No.2831
>>2829
Something tells me Misha would love to read that.
No.2832
>>2830
uh
just a story of steven and jasper fight the CG's
No.2833
>>2825
I thought I was the only one
No.2834
No.2835
>>2832
>>2833
i also wanted that mang
No.2836
>>2832
Maybe to this.
Alright, I'm gonna start now.
No.2837
>>2836
yay
i believe in you
believe in steven too
No.2838
>>2833
there are at least 4 or 5 people here right now who ship it.. didnt expect this. very good.
No.2839
>>2838
Its certainly better than Kevjamie or whatever the ship's name is.
No.2840
No.2841
>>2839
is kevin even a character
No.2842
>>2840
Fuck no Steven's a little kid
Thats just sick
No.2843
>>2842
you're sick
you place a sharpie up your ass just for a FTL mod
No.2844
>>2842
it's romance, not sex
No.2845
>>2843
also ate an egg (but i dont believe that)
No.2846
>>2844
Romance is still love, and love leads to sex, it's like a gateway emotion
>>2845
That happened, yes.
>>2843
At least I don't fantasize about a rock fucking a little boy
No.2847
>>2846
when then you're just gay
No.2848
>>2847
You may wanna read that again friend
No.2849
>>2848
Supas are you butthurt?
No.2850
>>2849
Yes actually, the chairs in my house aren't very comfortable, so it is quite sore.
No.2851
No.2852
No.2853
No.2854
>>2850
i really recommend you buy new chairs or else you're gonna have a bad time
suck my dick
No.2855
>>2853
I would assume your ass hurts because of all the things you like to shove up your ass.
No.2856
No.2857
>>2856
Your post, it seemed to make no sense.
>>2855
You know what they say about asses and assumptions
>>2854
Thanks for the advice
No.2858
So you also assumed that you shove things up your ass and thats why its hurting?
No.2859
No.2860
>>2858
No, I haven't shoved anything up my ass since Sharpiequest.
>>2859
No, Assuming makes an ass out of you and me
No.2861
>>2857
??
my post makes sense, you're gay if you don't like a rock fucking a kid
No.2862
>>2860
You just called yourself a ass.
No.2863
>>2861
Explain what part of that makes me want to fuck another man.
No.2864
No.2865
>>2864
And that proves what exactly? You're basically insulting yourself.
No.2866
>>2865
sometimes you just gotta be yourself
No.2867
No.2868
No.2869
>>2867
Supas, something seriously seems like its bringing you down, are you okay?
No.2870
>>2869
Eh. I'm just kinda going through withdrawal from Steven Universe. It's even worse since jewish boy teased us with promises of episodes on the 6th but then pulling it back to September. I guess I'm just taking everyday really slowly and I tend to get a little bit bored/depressed. Thanks for asking, though.
No.2872
alright, to change the mood about a jewish boy having a date with a dorito
what'cha listening /sugen/?
copying from >>2642 and >>2525
listen to this discovery
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjC7dctw7LU
then to this while doing your homework
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0mtZapDH_Y
then you know you are a HUMAN AFTER ALL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wh6Vh0xL0uI
and the live album which IMO is the best of em all and makes me feel alive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULGyHfEzjYY
also RAM which is linked now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jclCjcTzu4g
includes Horizon which is my favorite song of Daft Punk
No.2873
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No.2874
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2872
it's weird that these songs are mostly a joke but actually really good
No.2876
>>2874
>>2875
Have either you fuckos seen the pink omega thing yet? It's franku's attempt at a serious rap.
No.2877
>>2876
damn this actually sounds pretty fucking good
No.2878
>>2876
yeah, i really like it
papa franku should get more into serious rapping but keeping some of his jokes in them
No.2879
does any steven/peridot stuff exist already?
No.2880
>>2879
Well there's this one picture of Steven and Peridot. It's not that good to be honest.
No.2881
No.2882
>>2879
Don't remember seeing any, then again I haven't looked for that.
No.2883
>>2880
i-i want to see it anyways…..
No.2884
>>2881
I don't know man a friend sent it to me.
No.2885
>>2883
I don't have it right now, i get it tomorrow thoughm
No.2887
No.2889
>>2888
Well looks like I don't have to look for it anymore, thanks anon.
No.2890
>>2877
>>2878
Joji actually has a couple of other serious music thingies, they were originally for the Joji album, which was originally gonna be uploaded to the Dizazta music channel
Lov u : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6fqft2JHbM
Medicine : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMErlY2CIs0
No.2891
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2890
i've actually listened to Medicine before and I really liked it but i forgot about it
also BONUS DEAL
a video showing Joji which he took it down because many of his fans were upset with
No.2892
>>2888
How long until someone makes a sharpie joke?
No.2893
>>2892
I don't have any good sharpie puns so uou lucked out today.
No.2894
>>2892
So when you put that black sharpie in your ass did it come out brown?
No.2895
>>2894
No.
Should I just do an AMA on reddit or something?
"I am Supas, the guy who shoved a sharpie where the sun don't shine for a Steven Universe FTL mod! Ask me anything!"
No.2896
>>2895
I actually wonder if people would care about that
No.2897
>>2895
Haha no. Around 500 actually know your tripcode. You'd look like a total faggot if you did.
No.2898
>>2896
Probably not. Maybe it'd just get people to shut up about it.
No.2899
>>2898
i really dont care if you do it
the only thing icare aobut right now is THAT THE HIATUS WAS MOVED SEPTEMBER
No.2900
No.2901
I can't wait to read that peridot and steven smut.
No.2903
Hittin the hay /sug/ I'll talk to you boys tomorrow
No.2904
>>2903
Good night,don't let the bed bugs bite.
No.2906
>>2905
YOU FUCKING SCREW UP YOU FORGOT THE FLAG AGAIN
but nighty night mang
No.2907
>>2906
i forgot to say
just for you
No.2908
>>2891
>filthy frank cartoon
i would unironically watch this
No.2909
>>2901
He truly is Greg's son.
Though this image I find little creepy.
No.2910
>>2908
that vid is from april 2014 (original upload), im sure he gave up on the animation.
he even said that if the animation didnt go well, he could use the remaining music on the FF show
No.2911
>>2909
I find it kinda creepy too. Why do I see Steven actually doing that in the show?
No.2912
>>2910
shit forgot to put on my flag
>>2909
i kinda wish that that happens on the show, Steven just being helpful to his enemies
No.2913
>>2911
Same, it's just something he might do. Steven loves everyone.
>>2912
He would. Maybe we get to see that if one of the homeworld gems gets redemption. He'd probably try to do it even if they didn't turn good.
No.2914
who's your favorite gem and character?
No.2915
>>2914
I was trying to find images that had Greg and Garnet but all I found was group images.
Also, my Greg folder is far too small. I have to go dig up some more at some point.
No.2917
>>2916
Guess I post some more of Greg.
No.2918
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No.2919
>>2917
>>2918
Saved, Greg folder needs to be fed.
No.2921
Just when i leave you guys start posting greg pics
Guess ill have to wait till i wake up
No.2922
>>2921
Don't worry mang, they'll be here when you wake up.
No.2923
>>2922
I forgot the images there.
No.2924
>>2922
Thanks mang
Also g'night mang
supas if you are here
suck my dick pls
No.2925
>>2923
Think that was most of my Greg collection.
>>2924
Good night.
No.2927
>>2925
Managed to find few that were scattered around my folders.
No.2928
"I wonder if she can feel me through your penis. Oh, what would she think of me now…"
"Well, I think you're pretty tight."
No.2929
>>2928
Way to bring it home
No.2930
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
It's great to back folks
my carpal tunnel is gone, however I am gonna take it easy with the requests
I am considering an au where greg has to raise amethyst, pearl, ruby and sapphire because they are roses and gregs daughters.
So, who hype here for steven next week? I can't wait.
What did I miss?
No.2931
No.2932
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>>2930
Oh boy. Nice to hear you are feeling better, I'll be looking forward to new stories, but
>>2931
No.2933
>>2931
>SEPTEMBER
But why? They don't have a good reason do they? WHY DOES THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN.
DID THEY JUST DO IT TO DO IT?
No.2934
>>2933
Think it was some production reason. Don't remember exactly, think there was mention of that by one of the crew.
I had hoped that they would have had at least the next episode in line ready. But guess not.
No.2935
>>2933
It was a decision by CN, they told the SU crew at the very last minute and they had no say in it.
No.2936
>>2822
>It's midnight and you're still awake.
>This needs to be rectified, you've gotta meet up with Connie early tomorrow for the premiere of Dogcopter 7: Diamond Dogs
>Guess it's time to get down to business to conk out.
>You pull out Steven Jr. 2: Gemital Boogaloo and rouse him from his slumber.
>He ain't too happy about it, but you're the one who wears the pants in this relationship.
>It takes only a bit before your soldier stands at attention.
>But that is only half the battle.
>Now you have to decide on what to get your rocks off to.
>Not giant women, though.
>A boy on the cusp of sleeping doesn't need to spend the whole night whackering.
>Your mind meanders through all the women you know, searching for someone to think of.
>Connie's your friend, Sadie's engaged to Ronaldo, Vidalia was ruined long ago and the pizza daughters died in a horrible pepperoni fire.
>That just leaves…the gems.
>It doesn't feel too right, but you need your sleep.
>Garnet would probably smack you if she found out, Pearl would probably freak out, so that just leaves Amethyst.
>With the way she looks at you now she seems like she won't mind.
>But enough introspection, it's time to whacker.
>Firmly grasping your member, you begin to beat your meatstick to Amethyst.
>Imagining her naked features, you can feel your loins stirring.
>Soon you find your mind wandering into fantasy as you picture her covering your shaft with her purple breasts.
>No idea if they're even soft, but that's an idea best saved for later.
>The familiar feeling of satisfaction grips you as your fantasies speed up the process.
>You swear you can feel her breasts on you right now.
>It doesn't take long before your last shred of restraint fades and you let out a small moan.
>"Oh, Amethyst!"
>"WHAT?!"
>Your eyes snap open as you see Pearl not three feet from you.
>Oh no.
>Fear overtakes you as you feel your seed fly from you in surprise.
>Even if you weren't paralyzed by fear, there's little you could do to stop the events set in motion now.
>Pearl can do nothing but wait as the moneyshot flies too fast for her to react.
>The sound barrier is broken as she cries out in pain from your blinding semen.
>She scrambles off of the floor in her panic and clatters to the ground.
>"Pearl, wait, I can explain!"
>It's no use, as she's already headed inside of her room.
>You'd chase after her, but you can already feel the desire for sleep overwhelm you.
>Exhaustion overrides guilt as the bed removes your will to chase her and instead drift off to sleep.
>Well, looks like breakfast is going to be awkward tomorrow.
No.2937
No.2938
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>>2934
>>2935
This is like your parents telling you, you are going to disneyland and instead going to the dentist.
Why?
That is just plain evil.
No.2941
Is there an echo in here?
No.2942
>>2941
not anymore, for some reason it double posted right there
No.2943
>>2942
Shows up as triple to me, never happened to me, also those time stamps there are all kinds of funky.
Seen it happen before too, never to me though.
No.2944
>>2943
if suga did this on purpose she is a horrible, horrible person
if it was cn, they are at satan's mercy
No.2945
>>2944
Think it was CN. Doubt the crew would leave us hanging like this if they had choice.
No.2946
>>2945
I can't wait for a 'notSUmember' to start releasing their frustration on here. Hope it happen, I am curious to know their situation.
No.2947
>>2946
Would be nice to know.
Also managed to locate few more images with Greg. I really need to clean my collection.
No.2950
I have decided instead of just straight writing about the AU. Let's discuss what that AU would be about first. I want to get everyone involved this time.
>Rose and greg marry
>her pregnant belly is bigger than the normal u
>she gives birth to 4 babies
>steven doesn't exist here
>they are named pearl, amethyst, ruby and sapphire
>several years later
>antics ensue, trying to balance a career while taking care of his four daughters
No.2951
>>2947
That should be all.
>>2936
Oh my.
No.2952
>>2950
Greg still a musician or did he find another job?
Are they still living in Beach City?
No.2953
>>2952
I think it would make some juicy ideas if He was a local musician, being busy and all that.
>ruby and sapphire want to fuse
>greg says no
>they do it anyway
>garnet is the defiant teenager of the family that stays outside the circle but eventually warms up back to them all, including greg.
No.2954
>>2953
Well, since it is a tourist town he might do well seasonally, might have to do some side gigs during rest of the year.
Guess it would be pretty reasonable to make Pearl the tidy and always trying to be the best.
Amethyst a wild child getting to all sorts of trouble with the locals.
No.2955
>>2936
What was Pearl doing?
No.2956
>>2950
I think the biggest problem that this AU has to face is that there's really no experienced Gem to teach the younger halflings about their gems.
No.2957
>>2955
Watching Steven.
>>2956
Greg trying to handle all the shapeshifting etc might be funny.
No.2958
>>2954
now your thinking with power
>>2956
they will just have to learn by experience, experimenting with their gems, raising hell in the city by accident.
>amethyst transforms into a dog
>can't turn back
>they try to hide her from their father
No.2959
S E P T E M B E R
E
P
T
E
M
B
E
R
No.2960
>gems are now teenagers
>they nervously ask greg if they can introduce their boyfriends
>he gives the stare to them that burns down any courage
>he brings them to his garage
>he tests them to see if they can rock n roll
>if they pass, they can
>if not, they are consider not good enough
No.2961
>>2958
They could try to pass Amethyst as a pet while trying to fix the situation.
Greg freaking out when he finally realizes that it's Amethyst. Panic mode engaged.
Also, words of wisdom and best bed time stories.
>>2960
It's the only way to be sure.
No.2962
No.2963
>>2958
HOLY FUCK IS THERE A VERSION WITHOUT THE SHITY WATERMARK? I NEED IT
No.2964
>>2963
I hope, damn DA watermark ruining images.
>>2962
Evening anon.
No.2965
So /sugen/ whats your favorite episode and what episode really pulled you into the show? My favorite episode is probably Giant Woman or Friend Ship, and Steven the Sword fighter really grabbed me when Pearl poofed.
No.2967
No.2968
>>2964
OK, pretty sure there has to be, looking at the artists DA gallery, sure I have seen some of the others by him without it.
I try to dig a bit.
>>2965
I was hooked pretty much by the time I reached Cat Fingers. Didn't take much to win me over.
I really liked Rose's Scabbard and the Lion 3.
No.2969
>>2968
OK, don't think there is watermark free version, even the latest the artist has on tumblr has artist name splattered across the images.
Might be that we have to wait for artist to up it without one or someone to clean it.
Artist name and gallery names in corner would suffice, really hate that watermark in middle of image shit.
No.2971
>>2969
Ok, tried my best to remove it.
No.2972
>>2971
Great job anon, you did amazing!
No.2973
>>2972
Thanks, the shadow under the chin you can still see a bit where the mark was, but other than that it was fairly simple since the colors were flat.
No.2976
>>2974
pearl stahp
pls
he is innocent
YOU MONSTER, EVIL SPAWN OF SATAN
No.2978
>>2977
she looks like she has the downs in that pic
No.2979
>>2977
*perido
it's okay everyone makes mistakes
No.2980
>>2977
Almost always, only if it's not Garnet time. But for now, sure.
No.2981
>>2979
you know what youre right ive seen the error of my ways i need to go back to my roots
No.2982
>>2981
Why not both. No need to be single.
No.2983
AU where Pearl loves /ss/ and memes.
No.2984
>>2983
I'm going to say no to that, but you do what you want to do.
No.2985
>>2983
Pearl tries to teach Steven to post on 4chan
>"Steven, that man called you a faggot, how do you respond?"
>"Uh, that wasn't very nice?"
>"No you fucking idiot you call him a faggot right back and tell him his waifu is shit!"
>"Pearl please stop yelling at me, your starting to hurt my feelings."
>"It's not my fault your such a newfag, you really should lurk more. Now get off the computer and let mommy show you how a real gem shitposts."
No.2986
No.2988
>>2982
fuck it, someone requested more jasper on tumblr too
No.2989
No.2990
post yfw the new episode date
No.2998
>>2930
great your back mang
new episodes til september
No.2999
>>2990
Also, have to say that the episode better air the first Thursday of September, don't want to wait to end of month or some shit.
It better.
No.3000
I'm bored and kind of want to try a greentext story, so give me something to write. No lewd stuff though, I will undoubtedly suck. Also check em
No.3001
>>3000
steven fucking peridot
No.3002
No.3003
>>3000
Steven getting high on acid with Lars
No.3004
>>3001
<stevo takes donger by hand
<goes to shove it in2 greeniegem mouf
<mises an hits gem, kiling hir istanly
<cums al ovr jim dust
No.3005
>>3004
5/5 bretty gud :DDDD
No.3006
>>2965
Stevens and the Stevens and The Message
No.3008
how long have we've been banned? it's been so long
No.3009
>>3008
like two or three weeks
No.3010
>>3008
3 weeks i think
i really like it here
No.3011
>>3010
it isnt the highway of shitposting i was looking for
No.3012
Welp guess i'm not gonna write anything
No.3013
>>3012
What about Steven and Lion going on adventure. I can't come up with great ideas right now.
No.3014
No.3015
>>3014
Thats fucking stupid.
No.3016
>>3015
that's a brilliant prompt and you know it
No.3017
>>3013
I'll do this one, I'll do one more after.
No.3018
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
alright this thread's dead until >>3017 posts the story so uh..
what'cha listening /sugen/?
No.3019
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>3018
Actually, decided to also write a bit. I don't know how it will end up.
No.3020
>>3019
i know you'll do great mang!
always believe in steven
No.3021
>>2987
Whoever made that story, I hope he makes more eventually. They were gold
No.3022
>Greg is local musician that meets Rose
>She was trying to escape from her home planet
>They get together after a while
>They are married
>She gets pregnant
>Here stomach is normal size
>now it's already the size of a full pregnancy
>It's even bigger, to the point where she must stay in bed
>She is now eating twice as much as Greg, he is worried about her, she is complaining of bad pains.
>the day comes
>She gives birth to four gems. Her essence divided between them.
>The gems transform into four babies, each of them having a different personality.
>One has pale skin and is fussy, one is purple and loud, one is blue skinned and quiet and has only one eye, one is red and is a grumpy.
>"Rose, I promise to raise our children to know what's right. From the body of my heart, I love each one of them."
>He picks each one of them up, holding all four in his arm.
>Their gems glow and hug him back.
>Twelve years later
>Amethyst loves messing with Pearl
>The twins, Ruby and Sapphire love staying with each other, Sapphire enjoys school while Ruby loves ditching. She gets in trouble a lot.
>They practice their gem abilities at home, when Greg isn't home.
>Accidentally blows up the donut shop, Greg has to pay for it.
>One day Ruby and Sapphire ask Greg if they can fuse, he says no, they do it anyways.
>Fuse into a tall dark skinned teenager, she wants to leave the house and try to make it on her own.
>Greg begs her to reconsider, but to no avail. She is living now in the temple, a ways off from the house.
>She gets attacked by a monster, Greg and the girls stop it but gets injured protecting Garnet.
>He recovers in the hospital, Garnet comes and apologies to him with tears in her eyes.
>"Honey, you can be anything you want to be in this world, but you must take the responsibility and the consequences."
>She hugs him, then they split and hug him as individuals.
>"Thanks dad we love you." Sapphire speaks and Ruby agrees.
>Pearl is secretly jealous over the fact that Greg knew her mother and could never meet her.
>He tells her that she lives on in her.
>She breaks down in frustration gently hitting him, saying that she hates him.
>Gently holds her in his arms, telling her that she understands.
>Her eyes get big, and starts sobbing into his chest.
>They quietly make up to each other,Greg for the fact that he is busy all the time, and Pearl over her stinginess.
>Amethyst is hyper all the time, and tires her dad out, other sisters have to babysit her or else she will break things.
>Eventually discovers a plot by their mothers enemies to destroy the earth
>They form a group called the Crystals, and try to defend the earth from monsters while maintaining their curfew.
No.3023
>>3022
not really an individual story per se.
But I just want to give the general idea.
I am planning on making stories here, but I have to lay the ground work first.
Gotta get the rust off too.
No.3024
>>3001
>>3019
It turned out to be longer than I thought and fuck is it awkward.
>The sun was starting to set and the Gems hadn't returned from their latest mission.
>Steven was getting little worried, but there wasn't much he could do.
>He heard the warp pad activate just as he was preparing to go sleep.
>"Yay, they are finally back" he thought.
>As he turned around to welcome them back he noticed something wasn't quite right.
>In the dark room there was only one figure standing on the pad.
>"I have reached the temple" said a hushed voice.
>"The Crystal Gems should be busy for quite some time with the trap I laid for them"
>Then a faint green glow illuminated the hall.
>"Peridot" whispered Steven.
>What was she doing there and what could he do without the Gems or Lion.
>Steven tried to hide but stumbled down to the sofa below.
>Peridot spinned around to see what made had made the noise.
>"You are not supposed to be here, the temple was supposed to be empty!"
>Peridot raised her right arm and what had been a faint glow turned brighter by the second.
>Steven had no time to think, he rushed to Peridot and grabbed the arm, pushing it to side.
>With angered expression on her face Peridot brought down the left arm.
>Surprising even himself steven managed to stop the incoming attack with his right hand.
>For some time they were locked in place as Peridot struggled to get her arms free.
>A sudden flash of light knocked both back.
>Steven raised his head to see where Peridot had gone but his eyes hadn't yet adjusted
>to the dark.
>A quite whimper came from the other side of warp pad by the temple door.
>Steven pushed himself up and took a few steps closer.
>It was Peridot laying on her back.
>Her arms were locked to the sides in pink bubbles!
>"Woah, I didn't know I could do that"
>"Release me you clod!" cried Peridot as she saw Steven standing nearby.
>This was great, the Gems would be so proud of him.
>But he still had to make sure she couldn't escape. He'd have to bubble her legs too.
>Steven walked down next to Peridot and laid his hands on her left foot.
>"What are you doing! Release me now or I'll disintegrate you!" yelled Peridot.
>Another flash of light and the leg was locked down to the floor. Now for the other.
>"Don't you dare…"
>Steven grabbed the right leg but Peridot kept flailing it around.
>Slowly Steven pulled the leg to the side sweat dripping down his forehead.
>Another flash and it was done. There was no way she'd escape now.
No.3025
>>3024
>"That was harder than I thought" said Steven as he turned to face Peridot.
>Blood rushed to his face as he noticed that he had locked Peridots legs spread wide.
>Slowly his eyes went up the legs towards the hips, his face turning redder at the same time.
>"What are you staring at you little clod?" asked Peridot.
>As her body moved the suit tightened reavealing that Peridot had clearly modified her body.
>Flood of wicked thoughts rushed in at that moment.
>The Gems would not be back very soon. There was nobody to see him.
>Slowly Steven got closer to his target, shaking nervously.
>"What are you doing? There's no- nothing there!" yelped Peridot as she felt Steven's hot breath on her skin.
>With his index finger Steven moved Peridot's suit to the side.
>Without a second thought his fingers pushed between Peridots lips.
>"STOP!" came loud cry as Peridot trashed around.
>Steven ignored her as he kept moving his hand. The inside felt warm and slimy.
>"So this is how it feels." he said as he looked up to Peridot's face which was turning to darker shade of green.
>As Steven's hand moved faster moved faster his thumb hit the little nub above.
>"OO~ooh, don't touch that!" moaned Peridot.
>With quizzical expression Steven stared at that little button.
>He gently rubbed it with his thumb. From the moans Peridot let out it did not sound painful.
>Quickly Steven pulled his hand away.
>"D- Don't stop now you clod!"
>Peridot sighed as she saw Steven's puzzled look.
>"Use your meat rod, you useless…"
>It didn't take long for Steven to understand what she was after.
>Steven pulled down his pants revealing to Peridot his raging erection.
>"So it was true" gasped Peridot as Steven pushed in once more.
>With a single push Steven was in all the way. Peridot felt so tight.
>"Now, pull out and push back in" explained Peridot.
>Steven started moving back and forth. His hips slapping on hers.
>Soon the house was filled with loud moans as Steven kept going, body covered in sweat and Peridot's fluids.
>It wasn't long until Steven felt pressure building as he increased speed.
>"OH YES!" screamed Peridot as Steven slammed harder and harder.
>"I'm going to-" grunted Steven as he finally reached his climax, filling Peridot.
>Steven slumped down on Peridot, exhausted by the act.
>"That was… That was amazing." came Steven's last words before he fell asleep.
>A flash filled the room once more. The warp pad had activated.
>"Oh no, they got out of my trap!" cursed Peridot.
>Right then the three gems turned around towards the temple door.
>Pearl let out audible gasp, Amethyst barely able to hold back the laugh.
>"So Steven managed to catch Peridot" Garnet stated as stoic as ever.
>"But what is Steven doing on top of her?" asked Amethyst.
>"Why didn't Peridot just retreat to her gem and reform?!" stuttered Pearl.
>Only answer Garnet had was a shrug.
No.3026
No.3027
Cave Gem (Part 1)
>Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl were on a mission to recover an prewar gem artifact that would aid in the search for Peridot, leaving
Steven on his own for the next few days
>Bored out of his mind, Steven set off to find Lion to see if he wanted to go explore
>Steven quickly spotted the pink fluffy beast on a rock sunbathing and doing general cat things
>Steven climbed onto the rock and atop Lion's backs with a great heave, causing Lion to grunt in annoyance
>"Hey Lion, want to come search for a crazy gem thingy with me? It's deep inside the forest, and we both know how much you love the forest!"
>Lion just sat there with his eyes closed, pretending to be asleep
>"Come on lazy bones, we need to get you some exercize anyway, you getting a little, uh, 'pudgy'" Steven spoke while grabbing Lion's chubby sides
>Lion grudingly stood up hopped off the his rock, almost throwing off Steven in the process
>"To the forest!" Steven yelled as Lion bounded off to the tree line
>After an hour of running through the woods and Steven telling Lion to go in random directions, Lion just plain stopped listening, found a large tree, and
collapsed under it's shade
>"You rest here Lion, I'm gonna go look around!" Steven yelled back to the now sleeping Lion as he walked towards a cliff about as tall as Garnet
>Almost immediately, something caught Steven's eye. A hole roughly the size of Steven's fist was on the cliff face
>"I'm gonna need Lion for this" Steven thought out loud
>Steven quickly bounded back to Lion, grabbed his paw, and dragged him to the hole
>"Now Lion, I'm gonna need you to do your roar blast thingy riiiiiiiiight here" Steven said as he pointed at the hole
>Steven ran back to Lion's side, putting a hand on Lion's flank
>"On the count of three, roar at the hole, Lion! One! Two! Three!"
>Lion only yawned
>"Oh come on! I know you can do better than that!" Steven whined
>Lion rolled his eyes before doing his roar blast at the hole, widening the hole to about the size of a small car
>"Great job lion!" Steven exclaimed before running into the caves entrance
>Steven ran about two more feet before stopping, as he relized that he couldn't see anything in front of him
>"We're gonna need some gear." said Steven as he walked back out with a serious look on his face
>The next day, Steven and Lion returned with a makeshift mining helmet made out of two flashlights, a bicycle helmet and some duct tape and a backpack
full of ham sandwiches and water bottles
>"Are you ready to spelunk Lion?!" Steven eagerly asked lion
No.3028
>>3022
>>3023
>while maintaining their curfew.
I laughed at the end. I'll be looking forward to reading more.
>>3026
Thanks, writing that sex bit was just so fucking awkward. Not really used to that.
No.3029
Cave gem (Part 2)
>Lion didn't respond, he was intently staring into the cave
>"I'll take that as a yes" Steven said as he turned on his mining helmet
>Venturing forth into the cave, Steven and Lion spelunked for what seemed like hours
>"Hey-Hey lion, lets take a break, huh?" Said an out of breath Steven
>Lion didn't respond, he was looking deeper into the cave
>Steven opened the backpack and pulled out a ham sandwich and a water bottle, wolfed the sandwich down, drank half the water bottle and poured the rest on himself
>"Hey Lion are you okay? You've been acting weird ever since we got into the cave." Asked Steven
>Lion still didn't acknowledge Steven saying anything
>"Well, I guess we should keep going." Steven said with less enthusiasm than before
>Steven and Lion went deeper into the cave, until they reached a huge opening, covered in huge glowing coloured crystals
>"Woah." Steven said with wonder, looking around the cave
>Just then, Lion grabbed Steven by the collar and pulled him back into a crack in the wall that he and Lion just barely fit in as a gigantic,
transparent mole climbed out of a hole in the wall on the other side of the crystal cavern
>"Is that what you've been looking for this hole time?" Asked Steven
>Lion growled in response, which Steven took as a yes
>"Lion, I think we're gonna have to fight it." Steven said worriedly
>Lion nodded back at Steven
>"Okay, it looks like it relies on sound to see, as it doesn't have eyes, so we should split up. I'll distract it while you go behind him and knock
those crystals onto its head with a power roar."
>Steven ran out into the open hollering and taunting the corrupted gem
>"HEY DUMMY LOOK AT ME!" Yelled steven as he threw a rock at the moles face
>Just as Steven's rock collided with the mole nose, Lion power roared a group of crystals directly above the corrupted gems abdomen causing most of them to impale it
>With the sensory overload of Steven's rock throw and Lion's crystals impaling the creatures back, the mole went into a frenzy thrashing about causing even more things to impale the back and belly of the mole
>The creature let out a final roar before poofing into a small, clear, honey-yellow gem
>Steven caught the gem midair, bubbled it, and sent it back to the temple
>"Ha ha, that was AWESOME!" Steven laughed "We just poofed our first gem on our own! How cool is that!" Steven said excitedly
>"Wait till gems hear about this!"
No.3030
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No.3031
>>3028
now do jamie giving jasper a love letter, but getting more than he bargained for.
No.3032
Cave Gem (Final Part)
A Few Hours Later…
>"And then, I threw a rock at it and then Lion roared at some crystals above the corrupted gem, then they hit the back of it and then it went like ROAR OW THAT HURT AHHH
and then he poofed and then I bubbled it!"
>Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl were completely speachless
>"Steven I can't believe you faced a corrupted gem on your own like that!" Pearl squaked "You could've gotten seriously hurt!"
>"I'm dissapointed that you would face a gem of that caliber on your own Steven, but I'm glad that you used your head and didn't just go head on with it" said Garnet
>"Well I for one am PROUD of Steven!" Exclaimed Amethyst "You did good, little man!"
>"Thanks guys. I was honestly pretty scared." said Steven "Now if you dont mind, I'm going to go collapse on my bed" Steven said as he got up, stiffly waddled to his bed,
and fell face first onto his matress
Hope you guys liked it, first time I've done this kind of thing.
No.3033
>>3027
>>3029
>>3032
That was awesome, more than I expected out of my humble suggestion.
>>3031
I can certainly try.
No.3034
>>3033
>I can certainly try
oh baby
oh mama
sweatingintesifies.jpg
No.3035
>>3027
>>3029
>>3032
>>3030
>>3033
pls i really want to see that story
No.3036
>>3034
>>3035
Well, it is progressing quite well. Gotta get some tea. Guess I am not sleeping tonight.
No.3037
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>>3036
>jamie wishes for a big gem woman to love him
Be careful what you wish for, you might just get it.
No.3038
i want to be jasper's human pet
No.3039
Moongem, Moongem, can't you see? Grunts and fusions need to hang from trees, and I just love your gemcist ways. I guess that's why Steven's mom is dead and you're so gay.
No.3040
>>3037
I don't know what I'm doing, I'm up in 4am writing smut. Back to writing.
>>3038
Think we all do at times.
No.3041
i want to be jasper's human toilet
No.3042
i want to be jasper's human stove
No.3043
>>3038
>>3038
>human, lick my boots and prepare my dinner. I have a planet to conquer. Kisses, bye.
No.3045
>>3031
>Jamie's hands were jittery as he wrote the last words to the paper.
>It had been long since he had felt this way, not since he had fallen in love with Garnet.
>He'd have to act fast before he lost his nerve.
>This time the target of his affections a mysterious woman with skin the color of
>warmest orange, with streaks of red. Eyes like burning stars.
>He finally ended the letter and sealed it with red wax. He wouldn't be turned down
>this time.
—
>The following morning Jamie wandered down to the barn on the edge of town.
>This is where last saw the mysterious beauty.
>Slowly he opened the barn door and peeked inside. Empty.
>All he saw was piles of junk cluttering the place.
>This had to be the place, he was certain.
>With a sense of dissapointment he turned around only to bump to something big.
>Finally, it was her. It couldn't be anyone else.
>"What are you doing here, little man?" asked the most melidious voice.
>Jamie turned to gaze into the eyes he adored. His shaking hand fumbling about
>his bag to find the right letter.
>"H- here, this is for you" Jamie blurted out as he handed the letter.
>"What is this?" Jasper wondered as she ripped the letter open with her clawed finger.
>Jamie was looking to the sides for a way out, but the huge figure blocked to
>only entrance to the barn. He had not planned on staying there for long, he still had
>the mail to deliver.
>His thoughts were interrupted by the chuckling from Jasper.
>Wicked grin had spread across her face revealing smile like that of a hungry beast.
>"So, this is how you feel about me" she said looking down towards Jamie.
>"Such a dirty mind, but can you deliver more than the mail. Little man."
>Jamie blushed at the comment. A nervous smile on his face as Jasper laid her huge hands
>on his shoulders.
>"Shall we begin then?" asked Jasper the grin getting wider and wider.
>Suddenly she picked him off the ground and into her arms. Her hands gripping like a vice.
>Jamie turned to look to the direction she was walking. Dark corner in midst of the the
>junk with a simple mattres.
No.3046
>>3045
>It was then he realized that he may have gotten more than he had expected.
>"So, how shall we begin? Oh I know" Jasper whispered to Jamie as she laid him down.
>Kneeling on top of him, she moved her right hand towards his pants.
>The claw that had cut the letter open now went through his belt like it was nothing.
>"Let's see what we have here" she chuckled.
>With a swift motion she ripped open the front of his pants.
>"Now, that will not do." she said staring at Jamies flaccid penis.
>She grasped it with her hand giving it a few strokes.
>Jamie tried to get up but with her other arm she pushid him back down.
>"Don't move, I would not want to hurt you."
>Jamie simply nodded.
>Her hand still on the shaft she started licking it.
>The sensation made Jamie shiver.
>"You like that" Jasper noted with smile.
>She sucked the thing in, moving her head back and forth.
>Jamie felt his erection growing.
>Jasper stopped for moment to look Jamie in the eyes.
>"That is more like it" her husky voice making Jamie shiver once again.
>Just as suddenly as she stopped she started again, her head going up and down.
>Jamie could feel her hot breath on him. Feel the spit dripping down his balls.
>"I'm about to-" Jamie started but was interrupted.
>Jasper stopped and squeezed his sacks.
>"Not so fast. We are not finished yet. I'm far from satisfied."
>Jasper stood up releasing Jamie's cock from her grasp.
>She ripped away her clothes and laid down on her side next to Jamie.
>"Time for you to put that cute mouth to work" she said as she raised her righ leg, exposiing
>what Jamie only dreamed of.
>Slowly he got closer, looking at the magnificent pussy.
>Nervously he stuck out his tongue and gave a lick.
>"You'll have to do more than that!" Jasper grunted.
>Jamie felt a rough hand on back of his head. His face pushed against her
>swollen vagina.
>"You better get to work. You are staying there untill I am ready."
No.3047
>>3040
to celebrate Jasper
>You go to the gym four times a week
>Every time you are there, this large chick is sitting in the same spot, pumping a huge weight or working her abs
>Every time she sees you, she starts working harder, her eyes never leaving you.
>You think about talking to her, but you never can summon the courage, for fear of death.
>This day her stare was even more intense than normal, you swear her eyes glowed with desire as she was pumping away.
>You start getting nervous as you see out of the corner of your eye, she is walking towards you while you are bench pressing
>The weight is heavy, you are struggling when all of a sudden, she straddles your lap.
>The weight is incredible, you feel like your pelvis is about to turn to dust.
>"Come on boy, I know you can do better, dig deep." She speaks looking down at you.
>"Not good enough runt, try this."
>She puts her arms on top of the bar and starts pushing down, adding even more weight to lift.
>You beg for mercy as you struggle to get half way up.
>"Do or die, I am not moving until you do."
>With that comment, with all the strength you have and never knew, you push it all the way up.
>As soon as you set the bar into its place and rest, she starts going head first into your chest smelling your sweat
>For a split second you thought she was blushing as she was breathing in deep
>A little while after, she leaves and you enter into the local shower located next to gym
>Stripping yourself down to birthday suit, you walked pass the lockers and entered into the showers
>The water was cold at first but then became pleasant
>you are finally relaxing after that work out when you hear a whisper behind your ear, your neck hair stands up in fear
>"Hey stud, looks like I got you all to myself."
>Turning around, you see a seven foot tall woman, bare naked, enjoying your shower head with you. Her long hair occasionally getting in her face.
>Her body was sculpted, perfect in every way, yet retaining all the beauties and charms of a woman.
>"Now that I have got you, how about a little sugar you perverted little punk? This is the women's shower."
>You tries to object and ask for forgiveness are in vain, she quickly pins you with your hands against the wall, the water still falling on both of you. She starts exploring your mouth, up and down, left and right. Her tongue felt every nook and cranny.
>Letting go of your hands, both of you embrace each other in the water, feeling each others bodies intently.
>In between making out, she would whisper things about you
>"You don't realize how much I wanted this." She spoke gruffly, going even more aggressive.
>Finally it got so rough she pushes you down, and starts to ride you hard.
>"I can get addicted to this." She spoke animalistically, her thighs slamming against yours with more and more energy.
>You start feeling her thighs and breasts, your breaths becoming more and more heavy as time goes by.
>Finally the moment comes, she notices this and asks for it.
>"Give it to me you filthy human, claim what's yours."
>On that remark, the greatest climax you ever had happens, Jasper screams like a wolf and lays on top of you.
>A few more kisses and she speaks again.
>"I hope you enjoyed this, because you are my hubby now."
>Death goes over your face, because you know that you will never escape her now.
>Picking you up over her shoulder, she carries you out of the shower.
>From that day forth, you lived together, slept together and yes, worked out together.
No.3048
>>3046
>Hastily Jamie started licking. The taste of her nectar was heavenly.
>The smell on her bush making Jamie's head spin.
>After what felt like and eternity he heard quite moans.
>"Oh, you are not quite so bad. Almost-" she stopped only to let out a long loud
>growl as her thighs gripped around Jamies head.
>Jamie's face was drowned in juices. Head pushed tight against her hips.
>He couldn't breath. His lungs aching he kept hitting her legs.
>As he was about to pass out the grip loosened and he inhaled loudly.
>"Don't want you to black out. Time for the main event" animalistic grin once more on her face.
>She pushed Jamie on his back looking to his still hard cock.
>"Think you still got it in you" she said as she sat down on his erection.
>"Not the biggest, but it will do."
>Slowly she went down on it.
>Jamie was barely able to move, but he did not have to. Jasper was more than willing
>do the work.
>Looking up on her body as it rocked up and down. The muscles covered in sweat shining
>in the light coming from the gaps in walls.
>A beautiful sight, the hair sticking to the wet skin.
>Jaspers moans and growls echoing in the air.
>Jamie couldn't hold any longer. He shot his load.
>The sensation was nothing like what he had experienced. Jasper squeezing him dry.
>He could take no more of the overwhelming feeling.
>"Oh, you passed out, little man."
>Jasper stood up, wiping of the spunk dripping down her thighs.
>"Well, that was fun. Maybe we will meet again" she said as she passed through the
>barn doors.
No.3049
>>3047
Unf. I'm not much for working out, I look more like old Greg. But if Jasper was there, sure.
No.3050
>>3045
>>3046
>>3048
THIS IS GREAT. Thank you, you may rest now.
>>3047
This is my one shot to celebrate.
No.3051
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>3050
Thanks, I'm just chilling now. Barely functioning right now. Might fix the little errors I noticed afterwards later.
Think I try to write little futa story when I feel like it.
No.3052
>all of these great greentexts
Now all I need is a crazy Lapis getting lewd and my life will be complete
No.3053
>>3052
But anon, lapis is pure as the waters are clear
I will do it tomorrow if I don't do it now.
No.3054
>>3022
>>3024
>>3025
>>3027
>>3029
>>3045
>>3047
>>3048
damn im too lazy that i had to reuse some of my old stars
i swear i'll make a better one once im not so fucking lazy
No.3055
>>3032
i forgot to mention this one too
No.3056
No.3057
>>3054
It's the thought that counts. I guess.
>>3053
When you do, I'll be reading it.
No.3058
>>3057
question
do you want it with anon or with steven?
No.3060
>>3058
I'm not the OR. I'm fine with both really.
>>3059
I feel the love showering me. I hope it's love.
No.3061
>>3060
it is love mang
i really love those stories
No.3062
File: 1438568399344.jpg (Spoiler Image, 132.32 KB, 1280x1602, 640:801, pearlschlickingtosteven.jpg)

Why doesnt Pearl just fuck Steven?
No.3063
>>3062
I am sorry, but that pic is too funny to be sexy
No.3064
>>3058
whatever feels right to you man
No.3065
>>3062
Cause that is just wrong.
>>3061
Thanks mang.
No.3066
>>3065
>pic related
when I was younger, it used to be THIS large!
i request a story about greg's murdercock pls
No.3067
>>3066
BIG
MEATY
COCK
Also nice dubs
No.3068
>>3067
oh yeah i didnt notice it until you said it
BIG
MEATY
MURDERCOCK
MANG
No.3069
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>3066
Do you want story just about the magnificent pillar he calls his penis or should he be banging someone?
Not writing anything right now, might think about it if no one else does later. I still going to write my futa story first, probably, when I get to it.
No.3070
>>3066
I think I shall do this in lieu of Jasper and Steven beating the shit out of the gems.
No.3071
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>>3069
the latter
>>3070
make him young greg pls
No.3072
>>3071
Figured that a 50 page long description of his dick may not be what you wanted.
Think I finally try to get some sleep.
No.3073
>>3072
go to sleep mang, it's better than writing a story about a guy having sex with a giant fucking woman and accidentally kills her just so she can have a baby.
TL;DR just go to sleep
No.3075
>You hear rumors of a ghost in white appearing on the beach at midnight
>You think the rumors are silly by you decide to try it anyways.
>Putting on shorts and a t shirt, you make your way to the beach where it is suppose to happen.
>You hide behind a small rock, waiting for the moment.
>You are still waiting
>Eventually you fall asleep, as it is now midnight on your watch.
>You wake up to hear the noise of a soft voice.
>A blue girl wearing nothing but a thin white dress is looking towards the horizon of the sea.
>You gather your courage and slowly make your way towards her
>Unfortunately you fell into a small sink hole, hurting your leg.
>You try to stand but the pain is annoying enough to not ignore.
>You yell for help, when you hear the noise of soft footsteps headed your way
>You see a shadowy figure reach his hand towards you and without flinching you feel like you are floating out of the hole.
>You notice that water is forming beneath you, gently putting you down on the beach.
>Looking at your helper you see that it is no other than the girl in the white dress.
>"My goodness are you okay? Let me touch your leg."
>Firmly pressing her hand on your leg, you feel the pain easing and the wound closing. It a moment it is healed.
>Her beauty is striking, her body is thin but feminine in every way.
>"There all done, now try not to get hurt again okay?"
>She smiles softly and slowly starts walking away.
>You realize that you may never see this girl again.
>Running behind her, you wrapped your arms around her clutching her tightly.
>She is startled but then becomes relaxed at your touch, her finger goes up and down your veins.
>"Is there something wrong? It's like you seen a ghost."
>You quickly explain to her the rumors.
>"Ah I see, so if you get a kiss, then you get good luck right?" She speaks, turning herself around to you, now she has her arms around you.
>She gently kisses you on the cheek before whispering into your ear. "I have been waiting for you, come see me again in three days."
>The three days can't pass fast enough
>Finally you arrive again and she is waiting for you.
>"Come here." She waves at you.
>Going close, she touches your face and speaks
>"Take me."
>She pulls the ribbon on her dress, and her dress falls off of her, revealing her deep blue body.
>You are in shock as the beauty is amazing, her chest is flat and her body is thin, but you want to control her, you want to dominate every part of her.
>Pushing her down, you start to kiss and lick her chest from her neck down.
>she moans as she puts her hand in your hair and squeezes.
>Removing your clothing, you started to thrust her. Her cool body was refreshing to you. Every time you heard a moan from her, the ocean would start to rock as well.
>You go face first into her neck, biting into it. She squeals with delight and starts to laugh softly from the joy.
>She pulls you in, crossing her legs and wrapping her arms around you.
>She attempts to speak, but can't make out the words, you know what she wants.
>Thrusting even harder, she starts gripping the sand to you and back again.
>Her moans turn to screams as you reach the limit.
>The waves are crashing, you almost think a tsumani is about to happen.
>One final thrust, you hold each other tightly, the shivers going down your spine.
>Laying beside of each other, you feel rain falling on your bodies.
>"Stay with me, every night lets show our love."
>Every night you met the woman in white, slowly knowing things about her,
>You figure out that she is a gem and on a mission, you invite her into your house, she lives with you now,
>But still, on occasion you both still go to the beach, knowing nothing but each other.
No.3076
>>3075
[muffled "Oh baby" in the distance]
No.3078
No.3080
>>3079
shit i ment to respond to >>3075
No.3081
>>3079
I remember reading one with Lapis and Steven in a water castle that one was pretty lewd
No.3082
How do you get a gem next to your name?
That looks really really nice.
No.3083
>>3082
you open the show post options and then you can check what gem you want
No.3084
>>3082
ayy beryl
haven't seen you in a while
click post options
and click on the one that says none
No.3085
>>3083
This is miraculous. Thank you.
No.3086
>>2971
i cant unsee peridots face here
No.3087
>>3084
Hey Anon, I have been on the flockdraw, you should come visit.
No.3088
>>3087
I might do that, did ya like the lapis x anon story I wrote?
Though about going under name, but only for writing. I am half and half on it.
No.3089
>>3087
ey mang
where's the flockdraw?
No.3090
No.3091
>>3089
skycow.us/whiteboard.swf
You put in a name, and then you go in SUG.
You can't miss it
No.3092
>>3088
I haven't seen it. Can you give me the link?
No.3093
>>3090
>>3091
oh i remember this place
always drew swastikas because i was bored
No.3094
No.3095
>>3092
right here baby cakes
>>3075
No.3096
I hear this place is all the rage right now
am i right or what
No.3097
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ei6dw4VzYn
I'm sorry, I tried. I really tried.
No.3098
>>3095
>>3095
and if you like that, an anon has saved all my stories. They are all mine, the first few are a little rough. I had no idea what I was doing.
http://pastebin.com/FtDzicsA
trying out the name if I like it.
No.3099
No.3100
>>3097
oh my
I don't know what to feel, I love you.
>somebody actually cared enough for this
>>3099
better? Goes well with the green.
No.3101
No.3102
>>3100
>laughing at the end
hmmm, was that bad?
No.3103
>>3102
No, I was trying to keep a serious manner when reading, but I couldn't help but cave. The ending would had made me double take. I just read the ending. I don't actually fap to gem porn, so it's weird thing to me.
No.3104
>>3103
I see I see said the blind man
Somebody wanted lapis lewd, and I do one shots most of the time
I would do more in sueg, but it is ass.
I am open to requests anytime.
No.3105
>>3104
>>3104
further comment
I have tried to do stories in sueg under the anon name, but I gave up when they were more interested in sonic and other off topic bullshit
No.3106
>>3105
that's why i dont like /sueg/
just a bunch of guys who are posting things off topic (wikipedia articles,over the garden wall lewd stuff, and sonic)
No.3107
>>3105
Well that sucks. . .
POST LAPIS.
No.3110
>>3107
gotta go to bed m8ty hopefully I will see you here tomorrrow. Till then. Bye!
No.3112
>>3108
Is she eating a glowstick?
No.3113
>>3112
>>3112
apparently thts a thing now
No.3115
>>3107
>>3114
BLUEST BESTEST GEMEST
No.3117
>>3116
what am i supposed to be seeing here?
No.3118
>39 unique IDs in this thread
nice
No.3119
>>3117
Nightmare Hospital airing?
No.3120
>>3119
dude, they've already confirmed its not airing in august, also >>2656
No.3121
No.3123
>>3071
>"I hunger! Rouse from your slumber or I shall shred this linen prison with my mighty girth!"
>Urgh, fucking hell.
>Can there be one day where your johnson doesn't wake you up with an ultimatum?
>Now that you're up, you might as well get ready for the day.
>You toss aside your pajamas and slip into your regular attire.
>At least it can't move through jeans.
>Fuck, all this commotion has woken your stomach as well.
>Might as well head down to the Big Donut and pick up your daily cup of coffee and cruller.
>"Release me from this denim jail, I command you!"
>Gonna be a long day.
>Hurrying along before the damn things gets any louder, you stride into the donut shop.
>The chiming as you enter catches the attention of the resident donuteer.
>"Well, if it isn't the illustrious Mr. Universe himself."
>"Yeah, gotta start the day right."
>Grabbing the nearest chair, you sit and wait for your breakfast.
>"You sate your own hunger and deny my own?! For shame!"
>"Shut it, you."
>While you're in the midst of berating your schlong, you hear a small explosion from behind you.
>It seems that another unsuccessful experiment has taken place.
>The clerk limps to the counter with your combo.
>"Sorry about that, but orange chicken donuts was a more dangerous prospect than I thought."
>You chuckle as you head to the counter.
>"Dude, you're going to end up screwing yourself over major one day."
>"But that day is not today!"
>"You're a crazy one, buddy."
>Reaching into your pocket, you grab a wad of cash and make the swap.
>"Have a donut of a day!"
>"I sure will!"
>As you leave the building you hear an even louder explosion than the last one.
>Crazy fuck is gonna kill himself one day.
>"MY PATIENCE HAS REACHED ITS LIMIT!"
>"We're heading over to see Rose now, calm youself."
>"That is better, leg slave."
>Fed up with your dick's antics, you splash some coffee onto it.
>About a second later you realize just how bad that idea was as you scream.
>
>After the half-hour of being curled up into a ball of suffering, you make it to the temple steps.
>At least you can get it to stop bugging you for a while.
>You head into the entryway, but Rose isn't here to greet you as usual.
>"Hey, anyone here?"
>Silence is the only thing you get in reply.
>Until a horrifying roar is heard from behind you.
>"FOOD!"
>The beast tackles you and you fall to the ground, defeated.
>"Hello, Amethyst, it's good to see you too."
>"Hi, Greg! You gonna eat that?"
>"Oh that's not-"
>She doesn't wait for you to finish your sentence and consumes the trash.
>"I forgot that doesn't mean anything to you."
>Both of you share a laugh before Amethyst gasps in surprise.
>She hops off of you and stares at the massive bulge in your pants.
>"Whoa, what's that thing?"
>This fucker won't let up.
>"YES, FREE ME!"
>"Amethyst, no!"
>"Greg, yes!"
>Naive Amethyst unleashes the beast from his cage, blissfully unaware of what she has in her hands.
>"Oh, weird! What is this thing?"
>"Amethyst, let it go!"
>"But what is it?"
>"It's my junk!"
>"Oh, I love junk!"
>"It's not that kind of junk!"
>A low hum strikes fear into your heart as a large woman looms over the two of you.
>"…Mr. Universe."
>"R-Rose, I swear that this isn't what it looks like."
>Your giant woman takes you and Amethyst into her arms.
>You aren't sure what's going to happen, until you see Rose flash a seductive grin.
>"It seems that some punishment is in order here."
>"Aw, lame."
>The last thing you hear before being dragged into the doorway is Rose's amused giggles.
>This isn't going to end well for your dong.
No.3124
>>3123
i wasn't expecting this but had a great laugh
have a young greg wallpaper while i make something for you
No.3125
>>3124
Glad that it amused you.
No.3126
>>3125
it was a great and funny story overall
you deserve this mang
No.3127
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
so uh
what'cha listening /sugen/?
No.3128
No.3129
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>3075
That was great, good job mate.
>>3123
So far so good.
>>3127
Well, I just managed to wake up not all that rested. So something loud.
No.3130
>>3128
huh, im actually listening to my computer fan apart from the music
No.3131
g'night everybody
see you later mang
No.3132
No.3134
Do people legitimately think that it's a good idea to judge a relationship by their fusion?
No.3135
No.3136
>>3135
But how a fusion looks is dictated by rule of cool.
No.3137
No.3138
>>3137
Reading through those messages there, what hoax about show being cancelled? Never heard about that.
>>3136
Yeah, all I think we can say about the fusions is that the more monstrous it looks the less stable it/less control there is.
Though thinking about it, even that doesn't really seem to be the case. So, it's just cool designs mostly.
No.3139
>>3138
there are constantly rumors about it being cancelled, its all just a bunch of shit
No.3142
No.3143
>>3141
Pearl is just jealous that Steven hasn't covered her gem with his saliva.
>>3139
Well stupid rumors will keep happening. Never paid much attention to those.
No.3144
>>3143
Kissing a gem > Putting your spit on it.
No.3145
No.3146
File: 1438615841566.png (416.62 KB, 673x1186, 673:1186, true_peridot_by_lmshangout….png)

No.3147
No.3149
No.3150
I'm up for a greentext if anyone has a good premise for me to use.
No.3151
>sueg is doing the sonic shit posting again
sug can't come back fast enough, they can't handle it. On top of the month wait.
No.3152
>>3146
Morning.
>>3151
That doesn't surprise me.
No.3153
>>3150
The crystal gems suffering from a bad hangover.
No.3155
So, who wants a write request?
No.3156
File: 1438618724274.png (128.49 KB, 542x911, 542:911, tumblr_nr5ppsuzzi1sd1xkuo2….png)

>>3154
Lapis is a good waifu
No.3157
No.3158
>>3157
I thought that anon was going to do it?
If not, I will start in a little while.
No.3159
>>3157
I'm writing that right now you pringus
No.3160
>>3155
How about Steven and the Gems go trick-or-treating?
No.3161
>>3158
>>3159
It's hard to differentiate people on an anonymous imageboard.
No.3163
>>3161
It's fine, but he does have a tripcode on right now
No.3164
>>3163
Sorry, I can't wait to read it.
If anyone else wants something, I can do it a few minutes.
No.3165
No.3167
>>3164
and jesus christ that image
No.3168
>>3165
Ha, that sounds great.
Will be done shortly.
No.3169
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No.3171
>>3169
>>3170
>those bare feet
:3
No.3172
No.3174
So I left for a day and now this place has more people? That's a nice thing to come back to.
No.3175
>>3174
And they don't shitpost, which is pretty great
No.3176
>>3175
Why announce something like that? Why bring it attention for others to see?
No.3177
There are 33 people in here right now, who's gonna see it?
No.3178
No.3180
I could do this for hours. My collection is wide.
No.3181
Why don't we take over /sueg/ together? Take it back from the furfags/Seinfeldtfags?
No.3182
>>3181
We have this thread/board that's been working fine for the most part, why do we even need /sueg/?
No.3183
>>3182
Because it's on /co/, which is a pretty popular board and what people usually will go to when they want to discuss a cartoon or a comic.
No.3184
>>3183
But it even says that generals should just make their own boards and low and behold, here we are.
No.3185
>>3184
I stand corrected, I guess. Still, we're mostly here because we can't be on 4chan.
No.3186
>>3185
Honestly I like this place more, sure there are less people, but we get very few shitposts and it's actually possible to have a conversation here.
No.3187
>>3160
>Hey guys, happy halloween!
>Steven had appeared before them, dressed up as a Robot, card board boxes for the body and head, crayons and cups for the details and tape to hold it together.
>Everyone stood up and stared in silence.
>Pearl screamed in terror. "That thing has eaten Steven!"
>Running towards him with weapons drawn, he told them to stop and removed his helmet.
>"Guys it's me, it's halloween time!" He spoke cheerfully.
>"Hallo-who? Amethyst spoke, slightly weirded out by the word.
>"It's great stuff guys, you wear costumes and get candy. Connie is sneak out and join me. She is gonna be a pirate."
>"Steven I think that we are a little too old too-" Pearl attempted to say but Garnet butted in, saying they would join in.
>Cue a montage of them trying on various costumes, Pearl getting spooked and a clock winding down as the time approaches.
>Finally their costumes were chosen.
>Pearl was a witch, her face was painted green and she wore a traditional witches robe, hat and broom.
>Amethyst was a werewolf, she simply shapeshifted into wolf version of herself, wearing tattered rags.
>Garnet was a vampire, fangs, a suit with cape was her attire, alongside her glasses of course.
>"Come to me Steven, child of the light, let me suck your blood." Garnet spoke teasingly towards the boy.
>It was now time, leaving their house, they saw Greg, he was wearing a simple bed sheet with two holes.
>"Hey son, you ready for the big night?" He spoke happily towards him.
>"Sure, I wonder where connie is?" He spoke curiously.
>"She will be fine, lets go have fun."
>Gems and greg make their way, from house to house.
>Occasionally the gems would trick or treat, but they were mainly there for Steven.
>Pearl would ask politely
>Amethyst would threaten to tear their heart out
>Garnet would simply grab the jar of candy, pour it into her bag then shove the empty jar back to the people, knocking them senseless.
>Eventually Connie arrived but not in the normal sense, she was beaten up, her costume torn, she told them that bullies were beating up people for their candy.
>"Steven, be careful, they aren't going to listen to reason." She spoke with tears in her eyes.
>"Let us take care of it Steven." Pearl spoke, Amethyst yelled for some action and Garnet said they would be back shortly.
>Down the road, the bullies were waiting, hiding in a alley waiting for the next sucker.
>Amethyst walked down and now had three people circling her.
>"Give us your candy babe and we won't hurt ya."
>"Do you like the moon? It's full tonight."
>Fear came on them as she started to transform into a large werewolf.
>She was chasing them, licking her lips and howling over the fact she was gonna eat them up like the little pigs they are.
>They had split up, there was now only two of them left, when the heard a large howl and a scream.
Part 1. It was too big.
No.3188
>>3187
>Running together, they were almost home free when they saw a thin, long nosed girl in black sweeping in front of a large building.
>They quickly ask her to help them, a monster is chasing them.
>"Is that so? It would be very bad If I was one too." She spoke ominously towards them, showing her eyes, they were black as stone.
>They slowly back away in fear as she started to head towards them, a loud hiss like a cat came from Pearl, they screamed and now they were trying to escape.
>One of them tripped and now he had a shadow of a witch came over him.
>"I got you now my pretty, and your candy too."
>The last one running heard a loud cackle as he made his way inside an abandoned building.
>Inside he saw in horror that there was a coffin, a morbid curiosity came over him.
>His heart pounded as he made his way to the lid.
>Opening the lid slowly, he was frozen in fear as a hand came and gripped his wrist.
>"Come to me."
>The fear of God went onto him, pulling his hand away, he attempted to escape through the door, but alas it was locked.
>Putting his back against the door, he saw the coffin open and tall figure in a cape rosed from the casket.
>"I have been waiting for you little boy, I want to suck your blood. Now, come to me." She spoke in a whisper.
>He pulled and pushed on the door with everything he had, in the meantime Garnet was getting closer and closer.
>Before he realized what had happened, she had him cornered.
>Lifting her cape, she wrapped it around him, keeping his neck exposed to her.
>He screamed and kicked and pushed in tears, saying that he would never do it again.
>"Very well, then I will just have a taste then."
>Her mouth opened to reveal her white fangs, contrasting her dark skin.
>The last few whimpers had been silenced.
>Hours later, the three returned to Steven, Connie and Greg.
>"We brought some candy." Amethyst yelled in glee, It was several trash bags full.
>"We hope we can make it up to you Connie." Spoke Pearl happily.
>"What happened to the bullies?" Connie spoke earnestly.
>"Let's just say they won't bother anyone anymore." Garnet spoke with a grin.
>The day after, the news talked about three kids, one was scratched repeatedly, another had been beaten with a broom and the last had been bitten repeatedly. They were now in the hospital, traumatized.
No.3189
>>3137
>one year and nine months
wouldn't that mean they started making episodes over ten years ago?
No.3192
No.3193
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>>3190
So beryl/anons, what did ya think of my halloween tale?
I am happy that people are coming here semi-regulary now. I love doing things for you all.
No.3194
>>3193
I am working something to give to the board, I have no time to read it.
No.3195
>>3194
Okay, as long as you read it later I am cool.
I hope you like it when you do. Including everyone else.
No.3196
No.3197
>>3193
>>3187
>>3188
Great job! I'm putting the finishing touches on mine now.
No.3198
Some people know, some don't
but i'll do it anyways because i'm one bad motherfucker.
in this hiatus i had the plan to make a /sug/ cytube room (where you can chat and watch videos, akin to bits' stream, but without the stream, or bits).
http://cytu.be/r/JearjKuraun
You can add videos using the + and the search button.
Tell me what you think
No.3199
>>3187
>>3188
I'm gonna be honest here and say I didn't enjoy this one all that much, the gems felt a bit out of character to me and it just distracted me from the story a bit too much. Still it's nice to see you back in the thread as I very much enjoyed your other stories.
No.3200
>>3187
>>3188
>>"Come to me Steven, child of the light, let me suck your blood." Garnet spoke teasingly towards the boy
I don't think mothers are allowed to have that sort of relationship with their sons.
Anyway, slightly OOC for the gems.
No.3201
>>3199
well they are suppose to scare them, but they over do it a little bit.
I know it's strange, but it makes sense.
I can understand your view tho
>>3200
>I don't think mothers are allowed to have that sort of relationship with their sons.
Never was anything to that, it was suppose to be something cute. Unless you are joking.
I don't consider it too different from the characters, Garnet has shown emotion to steven before.
No.3202
>>3198
Nice to know we have our own… whatever these are called.
No.3203
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Who cracked Rebecca's gem?
No.3204
Aftermath
>It was the morning after Beachapalooza, a huge event where a bunch of small indie bands played from beach city and the towns in the local area played for about 10 hours
>Steven played with the Gems, and Greg even did a couple of songs from his ablum with the help of Yellowtail, Smiley, and Fryman
>The event was a huge success, hundreds of people attended
>After the finale ended, Mayor Dewey announced that there was going to be an afterparty at the town hall's ballroom
>Greg sent Steven back to the Gemshack, while Amethyst convinced Pearl to stay and go with her and Garnet
>Pearl finally agreed to go but only because Garnet was going
>The gems arrive at the party, Amethyst splits and hangs out with Greg and the boys, while Garnet and Pearl sit at one of the tables
>Everyone was dancing, drinking, and having a great time while Sour Cream DJ'd
>"Garnet, how long are we going to stay here?" whined Pearl "The music is loud and the people are dancing so much they're starting to smell"
>"We'll leave when Amethyst leaves. We owe it to her." Garnet explained "and I think that we all deserve a little break."
>"Pearl, Garnet, come here!" Amethyst yelled from across the room
>Reluctlanly Pearl and Garnet walked through the crowd to where Amethyst was standing with two cups filled with a reddish-orange drink
>"What are those?" Asked Pearl
>"Greg called it the Zombie, apparently it's crazy strong drink that'll make you shitfaced in two drinks" Amethyst explained "You guys should try it with me!"
>"Uh, no" Pearl quickly replied "There is no way I'm drinking that."
>"Sure, I'll do it." Garnet cooly said
>"B-but Garnet, what about Steven?" protested Pearl
>"We'll be fine, our bodies can withstand temperatures hotter than the sun, what could a little alchohol do?" Amethyst said before Garnet could reply
>"O-okay, but just a sip."
>Garnet and Amethyst downed their drinks in a second, while Pearl was just tasting hers.
>"Come on, just drink it you pussy!" yelled Amethyst
>Pearl looked to Garnet for support, but she just looked Pearl in the eyes
>"Fine! I'll drink it!"
>She raised the cup up to her mouth and took a gulp
>That's the last thing Pearl remembered
The Next Day
Pearl
>Pearl woke with a start, slamming her head into something very hard
>"Ow, fuck!"
>Pearl's vision completely faded, and all she could see was stars
>After a few minutes of trying to get up and failing horribly and feeling blindly around, Pearls vision returns and sees that the town hall is completely destroyed
>Right when Pearl finally gained her balance, her head started pounding and she immediately threw up on the ground
>The taste was her worst nightmare come true
Garnet
>Garnet's three eyes fluttered open to the sound of car alarms, someone puking their guts out, and rushing water
>She was covered in spray paint and glowstick juice, and smelled like a watermellon
>She sat up and instantly fell back in pain, her entire body felt like it had been smashed by a wrecking ball, repediately
>She groaned in pain and threw up in her mouth
>"I need to find the other gems" She moaned
>She tried using her future vision, but that only made her head hurt worse
>"Oh shit"
Amethyst
>Amethyst was fairly uneffected by the drink, as she drank pure 100% alchohol all the time
>But, she and the boys had a blast watching a drunk Garnet beat the living shit out of everything
>After getting bored, she returned back to the Gemshack where Steven was just playing Golf Quest DCCCXC and eating Chaaaaaaaps
>"Hey Steven" Amethyst said as she walked through the door
>"Oh hey Amethyst, how was the party?" Replied Steven as he got up to throw the empty bag of Chaaaaaaaps away
>"Meh, it was pretty boring."
Hope ya guys liked it!
No.3206
No.3218
>>3204
I'd have hoped you would have included Steven but this is fine.
No.3229
You are evil beryl.
It feels so wrong yet so good.
>>3225
No.3265
>>3146
hey
its afternoon over here and i just woke up
No.3266
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>>3203
here's the full version
No.3282
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No.3293
>>3282
Why does steven look mexican?
No.3446
>>3230
Yes. It was Lapis.
But you must had missed it.
No.3675
No.3676
>>3675
because there is a new thread
i answered my own question there
No.3692
I really like Jasper's body.
No.3906
who /literally 0 hours of sleep/ here?
No.3907
this is the best ship, right?