/suicide/ - Suicide Tips & Tricks

from >>11254

>If you are done, you know you are done. If you doubt, you're not done. Find the answer to what there is to do before you are truly done.

>>14226

As my nemesis stated long ago, "there is no right time"

The time is right when you feel physically capable of taking means to effectively end your own life.

I picked my date based on when my friend killed himself for a similar reason I'm going to. It makes it easier to commit to knowing that someone else was already successful.

I'd like to go with CO, but I can't seem to figure out a remote place to park my car and start a fire without being noticed. How the fuck do I find such a place?

>>14024

>>14028

>>14240

Yeah, I've decided roughly a year ago I'll be going with CO.

I have access to a small room that can be easily sealed.

How I will do it:

- First make sure the room I will be putting the burning charcoal in is properly sealed, so that CO will be produced since there is no ventilation.

- Then burn the charcoal outside until the coals turned gray and it has stopped smoking.

- Then bring the burning charcoal inside the room.

- Close the door, make sure everything remains sealed.

- Wait roughly 70 minutes for the CO levels to become lethal in 10-20 minutes of exposure

- Go inside, close the door, make sure everything's sealed.

- Lose consciousness withing 5 minutes

- Die in 10-20 minutes

Someone on here suggested to have a BBQ meal before dying, which is not a bad idea :)

>>14240

I live in Canada so it's pretty easy to just pick a direction and drive for a couple of hours.

>>14242

Put up warning signs and make sure there are no other people in the building so you don't end up accidentally killing somebody else.

holy shit. op please report back if they do accept your case. also autistic

>>14251

I intend to.

It's all theoretical right now, as we won't know any details of how this will be implemented until the government introduces legislation around it (which from the sounds of things could happen later this month). My fear is that the government will find a way to introduce restrictions far beyond what the Supreme Court intended, although happily there was no sign of this in the recommendations made last month by the parliamentary committee formed to advise on the issue.

I'm also concerned that given how new all this is and how clumsy I am, by fumbling a request on grounds of autism as a disability I could not only lose my own access to this service but set a precedent that would close the door for others as well. I've been hoping one organization or another (Autism Speaks?) will step forward to advocate for access to assisted dying for autistic people, but I haven't seen this yet either.

>>14253

so long as you provide your medical history and have a recent diagnosis, i dont see why they would reject the case. regardless, good luck op. if your case is accepted it will be a very valid way to cure autism.

Cyanide is not a fun way to go. Do something like heroin or short drop hanging.

Last time someone tried it with cherries nothing happend even with a full stomach, 200 or so.

If you still wanna try this way, don't do cherries, they're shit. Get apricots or green plums and stuff as much ground pits in your stomach as you can, but don't come crying if you survive and get asscancer or whatever.

>>13384

I dont think thats a good ideia at all. Only will encourage copycats.

>>13384

Actually two, one biopic and a faux documentary

>>9919

My heart has always gone out to this lady, but damn. Reading that felt just like a knife in my chest.

It's just endlessly depressing how some people can feel such deep pain that they are unreachable. Same with Robin Williams.

I know how she feels though. I've given up on 3D men, but at least I have my waifu. He's my reason for living, but at the worst of times, I feel the urge to kill myself in the hopes that I may be with him.

>>14248

Thanks, definitely gonna watch that.

>>14198

I'm sorry I can't explain the scientific aspects of it, I'm just speaking from experience.

The pressure thing is really weird, I barely needed any to pass out, I was just kneeling and constantly readjusting the noose for five or ten minutes, didn't even realize what happened after I woke up on the ground. Literally one second I'm adjusting the noose and the next one I'm on the ground continuing the same thought. Did it the next night same result, except a lot faster because I focused on the left side of the neck, because it didn't cause me any discomfort that way.

>>14200

Thanks for the input, I'll try less pressure and see what happens

thanks so much for all this info. Tried yesterday to just do a suspension with a rope on my doorhandle but couldn't get the fucking pressure right on the artery and began to just choke instead. Sucked.

Just found this thread, went out and bought a ratchet, and will try that tonight. Wish me luck. If it doesn't work I'll provide feedback.

>>14243

*Thugs

>I want to go to a well-known suicide destination where someone is sure to stop me.

Why not try to jump off the Golden Gate at rush hour directly above a suicide net?

>>14138

Look up gas welding suppliers in your area and get a helium/nitrogen tank from there.

Alternatively you can just order Nembutal. Check out the N thread.

>>14138

Look up gas welding suppliers in your area and get a helium/nitrogen tank from there.

Alternatively you can just order Nembutal. Check out the N thread.

Good luck.

>>14137

Are we sure this isn't just a myth?

>>14213

Damn. Thanks.

>>14206

meh people who call on selfish suicideare greater selfish people if not we were already fucking extinct.

This really isn't a good way to go simply because there's no real way to control whether or not you get hit. Also, there's not a huge chance of death, you'll probably just break a whole bunch of bones. What you can do is lay your neck on some train tracks. That's a great, near-instantaneous way to die.

>>14208

I'll second this. Even a cliff, bridge or overpass would be better.

>>14206

Search up suicide by truck. Happens a lot apparently.

Youll get relatively quick medical intervention, which is never desirable.

The outcome is too uncertain. Tons of people fail at suicide every year, even using guns. Do you really want to take the chance of being a vegetable?

If you really want to die this way a semi truck is the way to go, cars are too agile and may just leave you with a bunch of broken bones. How fast? 100km/h or 60mph should do the trick. If I were you id stand behind a highway overpass, take a look behing with a mirror and jump out of nowhere when a truck comes.

Alternatively you can simply put your head under a standing semi trailer tires, lay down with the rest of your body under the center of the trailer otherwise they might notice you. This is guaranteed to kill you relatively fast, less than a second if he takes off quickly

I wish I could have done better. I'm sorry own, I know I acted like a distant man but all I wanted was to be closer with you. Friends are not a familiar thing to me, so I guess I just wanted to make you laugh. I'm sorry I acted like a cunt about your girlfriend an' all, I just didn't want anyone in the way of us, maybe i'm physically attracted to you or somethin', iunno. I could never be the friend I wanted to be.

Dad, i'm sory I never called you dad. You did some awful shit, but I forgive you. You regret it every day, and that's not ok. You should be able to live knowing you at least raised a good kid. I'm sorry I couldn't give you that.

Mom, I love you. Very much. Never forget.

Mom, I'm sorry I never really tried to do anything. I just became apathetic with life after a while in High School and just slowly began giving up after that. Maybe you're right, maybe the divorce fucked me up a little bit and caused me to become who I am now. Maybe if I tried my best and got that 0.1 point extra in my Finals I would've been better off. Maybe if I was born 10 years earlier I wouldn't have been completely enthralled by computers and games and I would have ended up better.

But the world doesn't revolve around "Maybe", it revolves around what happened. And what happened was that I was a lazy fuck who never really tried anything, I always said I did try my best but I never fucking did. I'm sorry for that and wish I was a better person, someone you actually deserved as your son since you're always running your ass off for me.

Grandma and Granddad, I'm sorry for how I acted up to this. But to be honest, you guys weren't the easiest to live with too. You did try your best with me too but eh, what can you do right? Honestly, must suck to see your grandson die before you, but I honestly can't go on anymore. I'm just tired and afraid of what will happen in my future.

Sis, I was always jealous of you in some way. Mostly in the fact that you had friends where I was just stuck with random fucks on the internet with whom I shitposted my ass off.

Just know I never meant anything I called you, you're gonna grow up to be great and so will your kids. Trust me, you have the drive that I lacked so I know you will.

Dad, I'll probably see you in hell or the void you fucker. I'll be there, waiting on your ass to make sure you'll suffer for eternity. You always acted like a cunt and like some sad sack of shit. Hell, partially why I'm killing myself is because I don't wanna end up like you. Knowing myself like I do… I probably will.

Job, you were the only friend I had outside the random fucks I talked to on the Internet. I wish you the best of luck in your future too, I know you felt bad for me and you probably won't be shocked to hear that I offed myself, you were one of the few people who actually gave a shit about me and heyPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

to mom: i know the death of dad has been hard on you but what i am aboit to do is not your fault, you tried to give me the best times of my life but i just dont see it anymore. me buying all that shit with my only money and getting myself in debt is my fault and not something you should blame yourself on, im also sorry that i couldnt live up to your standarts as the perfect learning son you wanted. im sorry that im hurting you this way.

to my sister: Fuck you, you have made my life a miserable hellhole, beating me up, stealing moms cash and blaming me so that i got in trouble. i hope you die slowly and painful. you dont deserve to live you fat fuck

to mu brother: you were there for me when i needed it the most, you supported me, made me follow some of my dreams, sorry that i have to leave you so soon and that i couldnt be the best bro you had, live a long happy live unlike me.

>>14170

Should work, but your unconcious body might grab the metal bar since it's pretty low down. Maybe immobilize your hands in some manner before you do it.

Also if you're feeling like you're face is on fire or starting to pop just raise your head again and readjust. It should be literally painless once you hit the right position on the neck, but it might take a dozen tries or so.

>>14170

You still alive?

>>14179

Yeah, sorry it took forever for a reply.

Couldn't get myself to pass out, I'm aiming for partial suspension but I can only seem to constrict my jugular and my trachea. I've tried for almost 2 minute of strangulation of the jugular and I STILL didn't pass out. Going to continue trying to get my carotid, according to that ligature thread it should only happen in seconds. I'll be sure to update quicker unless I'm dead>>14179

Press you carotid arteries firmly with your fingers to find them.

It should be this easy (this is a little sped up)

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d23_1376366963

Iv watched it many times already, and it makes sense.

The stupid father wanted to play with his guns (shop owners in poor parts of Asia must have many guns) and leave it at the balcony, and goes away. The mother was relaxing at the chair.

The son get the gun and shoots himself. Both reactions, from the parents, are very natural.

The father didnt see it imediately, so he hits his son as if he made a bad joke (he only heard the noise), only to realize seconds later the truth, making him colapse.

The mother got the full blow instantly. If u have ever been in a really bad situation, u have already experienced your lags falling you, and uncontrolable movements in dispair.

She recovers from the blow while his husband is receiving it, and go for the gun.

>>14022

And update: the mother movement makes even more sense than I tought.

When she sees it, her first reaction is to go to her son. But as you can see, when she tries to stand, her legs fail (which is very normal). In the ground she gets desperate as she cant move, making any movement she can. Any person would do the same movments.

So, as soon as her legs started working again, she runs for her first goal: her son.

>>14022

Most likely the son said something about wanting to kill himself.

The father, convinced that his son was a failure, put his gun on the counter and said "If you want to kill yourself, fine, do it, but you can't, it'll wind up being just another shamefur dispray."

The son accepts the challenge and liberates a portion of his grey matter with the provided firearm.

Angry at his son for actually firing the gun indoors, which would likely result in a visit from the police (at minimum), the father chastises his son.

Soon, however, what has actually happened dawns on the parents, and, overwhelmed by emotion, the parents fall to the ground as they realize that their son actually demonstrated follow-through and was successful at something.

Asian parents ftw.

>>14019

>I do have a mood switch once a month

Is this what they call a man period?

I don't want to use some shit method and become a fucking potato in a hospital unable to move anything or say anything but just stare blankly.

If you're not an artist with a significant following, they probably won't.

I have never heard of such a thing, tbh.

I'll be 28 soon, though. I keep thinking about catching the bus by 30, but I might push it back to 40 (depending on my health)

I've never heard of that. People are far more likely to just instantly blame your suicide on mental illness rather than becoming 27.

>>14162

>Is it a predictable and dumb cliché to kill yourself on or soon after your 27th birthday?

You'll be too dead to care.

man, i always wanted to die at 27

i don't think i will be able to wait that long tho

I myself would not do it because I am afraid of whiteknights tipping of the police. Also, it does not fit my introvert character. Rather I would like to just disappear.

If you do decide to stream it I'll watch it.

What method will you be using?

>>14181

I'm hoping that I can get partial suspension to work.

I feel like being reported is a fairly serious chance in my case considering it's not too difficult to find my identity if you even figure out my first name, so I probably won't be livestreaming. I'll probably just try to talk to some online friends for one last time to lighten the mood.

>>14180

>Would you do it? Why or why not?

No. It lacks dignity, and some fag might try to get the police involved.