/suicide/ - Suicide Tips & Tricks

>>24410

nevermind, i got to buy 2.8 nitrogen after all

>>24473

You say I'd like to buy 25g of N for $450 USD and give him your real address. It's that easy.

The rope in that execution looks to be about 20mm. He didn't drop but was lifted off the floor by the crane.

So, what can we learn from this. If your fully suspended and can't get back on your 'chair'

you'll die. It may not hurt. It may hurt but briefly.

If you want to try partial suspension then good luck as the variables and outcome or so inconsistent nobody knows how it'll go but you will most likely fail and hurt yourself failing. Well done. Happier now?

No, thought not.

http://www.executedtoday.com/2011/08/02/2007-majid-hossein-kavousifar-tehran/

>>24435

Where in Europe are you? (no need to be too specific, just the general area) And how did you work up the courage to order it?

>>24441

Sounds like a solid plan, tbh. I'd love to take you up on your offer but the UK is too far away for me. I'm mobile but very ill and can't travel too far. Ugh, I just want out. So over everything…

>>24445

Wish it were possible to edit the comments. Oh well. In general, if anyone's interested in sharing some N and going out together, please let me know. I need and want out but I'm afraid to do it alone. Have free access to anti-emetics and happily pay for half of N. Central or Western Europe. Thanks.

I'm in Central Europe too. I don't mind travelling a little while but not too far.

If there's anyone in western or central Europe, willing to order N for me (for which I'd pay of course) and then maybe partner up, please let me know.

You could always say your a photographer and want to to take some pics after dark. Say the pics will appesr in the local paper thus getting the hotel a bit of a free mention. Buy a camera.

In mouth, bullet should pass through brain stem.

That means putting it in your mouth, up towards your brain. Or under your chin.

.22 will kill. But 9mm is better for this purpose.

Bend your ear flap down and feel for a small dent in the skull. Ram your finger in and you'll feel it..

A 9mm .38 .40 right in that dent will hit the medulla oblongata and you won't even feel yourself having pulled the trigger.

You'll end up looking a lot nicer than a 12 gauge shotgun in the mouth. Same result though. You're dead.

Here's where to get pure charcoal (I think):

http://www.homedepot.com/p/Royal-Oak-15-44-lb-100-All-Natural-Hardwood-Lump-Charcoal-198228021/206732872

http://archive.is/xBnJa

correct me if I'm wrong

>>22644

this poster is posting in every thread with these kinds of responses, saying he tried the method "a few days ago" and then uses memes to try and make suicide seem like an unsuccessful option

his format matches in every post, it's the same guy

http://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/11579328.display/

http://www.stourbridgenews.co.uk/news/14159662.Teacher36killed_himself_by_lighting_disposable_barbecue_in_car_in_Belbroughton__inquest_hears/

http://www.newprophecy.net/japansuicide.htm

If I actually end up anywhere after death, I'm gonna pissed. I want to be dead. I want my consciousness to be permanently destroyed. I want to be at peace in the eternal oblivion of absolute nothingness where I feel and experience nothing.

I'd like to think whatever awaits me in the afterlife will be everything I've ever wanted in life, but I wasn't able to get.

In other words, I think everyone goes to their own idea of heaven.

>>24411

I live in Canada tho

>>24421

Jump off Mount Thor. It's the highest cliff with a vertical drop in the world and it's located in Canada. You'll need a flight/ferry to Nunavut, though.

>>24422

2 stories = wheelchair for life.

I read about a guy who intented to go off the royal gorge bridge. He was going to wear a motorbike helmet and paint the visor black so as he fell he'd see or hear nothing on the way down.

>>21944

Why ponce about with balloons?

>be white

>go to a really bad neighbourhood at 3 a.m.

>get shot

>>21950

good catch. i was about to do this before i realized i was still inside my house

>>21958

Have the gun in a loose plastic bag sealed. Loose enough so you can feel and pull the trigger ok.

All residue will get trapped in the bag and float away with the gun in.

No way of getting around the angle of the bullet but shoot just above the ear into the brainstem it would look like a hitman job. Also be naked so it looks like they stole your clothes too.

>>21991

This isn't sure at all.

Even if you do get shot or something, they're more likely to shoot to injure you just enough that they can take your shit without having a murder charge if they get caught.

>>24454

It's suicide not murder !!

The balloon is tied to the gun with string so after you shoot yourself and let go of the gun it floats up up and away, got it?

>>24413

Yuk. It's not brave or clever and it didn't solve anything unless you were going for the idiot of the day award.

>>24423

sorry to hear. got any more pics?

The anti depressant Mirtazapine did it to me.

>>19358

he's probably a fellow yuropoor or had nothing to defend himself with

>Be asian faggot

>Enter top tier college with -150 IQ

>Sell soul to institution for college

>Alienate friends, become a hermit

>Still fail at college

>Now I'm a year behind and a disgrace

I've been toying with the idea of killing myself for some time now. But every time I either pussy out or I can't find a place where there's no people to stop me. At the moment, I think about stepping in front of a bus or truck. What's the probability of dying from that?

>>19387

Medium - trains are higher

I wanted to kill myself before turning 20 so I would die as a teen. That chance just passed though, and I feel regret.

>>24427

Sorry.No edit feature.Should read "Reglan"

REGLAN.

Doctors wont prescribe it. Theyll come up with something else. They are very conservative in Germany when it comes to prescribing drugs.

Heres the deal If someone wants to make a little money. If you live in a country where its easy to get. Send it to me to Germany. Ill pay 30 Euro in advance and 50 when its arrived.

Im desperate and got nothing to lose.

>>24430

German here. I'm in. How can you be contacted?

You can write me at [email protected]

OP here again. I would pay really up to 100 Euro for that. Of course not at once so you dont rip me off. Ill pay a third in advance and the rest later.

I just need it to leave.