/suicide/ - Suicide Tips & Tricks

>>14283

Well as far as revolvers vs other type of handguns, it doesn't really matter if you're only going to have to fire the gun once. I don't really know how you can ask about guns without arousing suspicion. Maybe head to /k/ and ask. Are you American?

Providing you aim at the brain stem it should be instant.

>what is the absolute most amount of time I would be conscious after shooting myself?

Nobody knows for sure as they usually die from the experience.

Look up the firearm suicide survival statistics. Of course there are complex factors, but, be sure and use a high powered gun such as a rifle (308 or above) or a shotgun.

If you have a low caliber pistol I'd try to shoot through your carotid arteries. No blood going to your brain and youll pass out in ten seconds.

>>14291

Is .38 special too weak?

Why bother? It doesn't make suicide any easier. You might fuck it up, you'll be remembered as an asshole, your family will be fucked up even more than it will be because you killed yourself, and in the end you aren't really making any difference.

>>14031

Maybe if I were assassinating someone powerful and evil like George Soros, Barbara Spectre, Jonathon Davis, or someone else like them.

>>14031

I don't get the normalfags who get shocked by parents killing their children before killing themselves I mean what the fuck you prefer then to leave them to suffer here? If my mother had to die I would prefer she killed me first.

>>14263

I guess they're against it since it takes away the child's choice to their life.

I'm kinda split on it. Ideally, if you're the kind of person who would end up killing your kids and then yourself, then you just definitely shouldn't breed to start with. At the same time, though, people fuck up and it seems like it's better to be dead than in foster care.

This guy is right. It doesnt have to be ala eliott rodgers style , though , killing innocent people.

I'm sure a lot of you had a shit childhood. You probably got bullied by people , treated like shit.Well let me tell you those people already forgot about you and are probably living a happy life right now.

It's simple: just look at your class photos and try to remember who gave you shit. Or if you're politically engaged , you can try to take on someone you think is a problem for the world.

>>14113

>remembered as an asshole

what difference does it make when you're dead.

You mean mg. I'm sure since 300 g. is a fucking meal.

if you're not a huge guy or have a tolerance already it might kill you. I wouldn't guarantee it since some people just handle opiates really well.

It wouldn't kill me.

>>13770

yeah i meant mg whoops (i wish i could get that amount though)

I'm 6ft 2 so i might try to get more

You're going to want to add benzodiazepines into that mixture. Flubromazolam is cheap and incredibly powerful, and fairly easy to find. Also, if you can manage to inject the morphine, that will make things go a lot better.

>>13910

will 25mg of this plus the morphine be enough?

apparently you can get life threatening reaction from a 3mg dose

bump

If you go for a full suspension, try going for a drop. If you can stand on the tree branch and get some length for a drop you should break your neck and be gone instantly. The problem is that if you hang without a drop, stretching your neck will be mighty uncomfortable. So if you want to step off a chair for example, be ready to suffer several minutes.

Hanging is pretty popular though. I'd never do it myself, since it's not hard to fuck up, is probably painful, and death isn't instantaneous.

Let's say for arguments sake that you have a really bad hang. Does 3 minutes of flailing around sound worse than living another 30 years? Just make sure you will not be disturbed long enough.

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any tips?

http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/statistics-most-lethal-methods

Seems that cutting yourself to suicide isn't a very good idea. Even with painkillers, you probably won't die.

Check this out too, you might be able to find more info on dying from cutting http://webappa.cdc.gov/sasweb/ncipc/leadcaus10_us.html

>>14285

Thanks John Doe for the info.

If u cut the right place you will die.

>>14260

Heroin or any CNS depressant that you can just pass out/nod off with. Look for threads on this board that go into detail with killing yourself with Fentanyl or Nembutal

>>14272

hello trashman

>no ambitions

>mediocrity is my best at everything

>surrounded by people on a path to a great life

>only person I would ever have called a friend no longer talks to me

>extremely unattractive

there´s more but decent summation 17 M

Honestly, it hurts too much to describe my reasons. I just wish I could decide on a method and fucking do it. I'm sitting here with a knife in my hand, but I know I don't have the courage to do more than cut up my arm a little. Everything I try to feel even the slightest bit better just makes me feel worse instead. At this point, I don't think I even want help anymore, even if someone could fix everything in an instant.

For some reason, though, I don't want to actually kill myself until after I get back in shape. I guess I want to prove that it's not really that I'm too lazy to fix myself, but I want to die because of things that aren't my fault and that I can't fix. The only problem is that food is the only thing that ever helps in any way, because it's kind of a brute force thing. Other things, like games, require me to give myself permission to enjoy them, but I'll get the physical high from food no matter what I think of it.

>>14277

trashman?

Watch the pseudo contruct we call post modern society tear itself apart.

It'll be glorious. Watching all the blue pilled fags and normies lose it as everything they've believed in turns on them. Hahaha.

I cannot wait for it. I can't wait to see them squirm and shriek as everything they've paid into and voted for turns against them. It makes me orgasmic to think that in my lifetime I'll have the pleasure to watch the whole social order come down… Piece by motherfucking Piece.

Those who were too stupid to believe or see what was coming, I just get hard at the thought of watching them trample over each in the supermarkets.

When I survive all of that, I'll finally give myself the chance to truly end my life.

honestly? nothing. i'd ctb right now if i could.

>>13638

>What do you want to do before you die, Anon?

kill myself

>>13638

I want to do something to fuck over my parents. I hate them for ever having me.

> "It gets better" is a form of Gambler's Fallacy.

It's more like a sampling bias; you don't hear the life stories of the homeless, the drug addicts, the failures, the losers, those who died early, and those who chose to end their lives.

Something I've always stuck with is that if it's selfish to commit suicide, at what point does it become selfish to force someone to keep living?

Just the ramblings of an idiot junkie.

>>14236

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJiOijwKQ38

Song isn't exactly pro-suicide, but I like the dirt imagery.

>"“The suicide passes a judgment. Society does not care to examine the judgment, but in defense of itself as is, condemns the suicide.”

This is from Robert E. Neale's "The Art of Dying". I wish I could find this book anywhere online. It looks fascinating, and this excerpt really resonates with me. People tell you not to die so they can spare themselves the thought of what went wrong.

>>14236

You're not an idiot junkie, I like your way of thinking anon.

>>14265

Kind of idiotic tbh. You're lucky they didn't get pissed and torture or disfigure you and leave you alive. They were probably insulted as fuck, might have thought you were some kind of cop on a sting operation, etc. Nigga, just have a little agency and do it yourself.

You should have lied and said you're doing it for a life insurance policy to help your family out or some shit and that you'll pay them.

>>13968

>>13968

yeah but how are you going to obtain the VFDF?

>>13969

I was hoping someone here might know more about this thing, perhaps they even know where to get it? I'm a bit demoralized after reading a few people saying they bought fake nembutal, this could be a safer alternative. In the video I watched they say it might be used in medicine to treat alzheimers, so it should be freely available to chemists, which can then resell it.

I guess you could try to acquire some of those blue green algae. They're basically plant-bacteria, so they do photosynthesis. This means that you could try to grow them. I guess, if you take the bacteria and a bucket of the water they seem to grow well in, and raise the temperature to 35 degrees celsius or something, they'll grow pretty hard. Don't grow them in sunlight, VFDF degrades under UV. first dry the bacteria before you eat them, it's unstable in water.

…maybe it's easier to just gather a bunch of the stuff, dry it, then eat it, instead of growing it. Would you mind posting it if you are going to do it? Or otherwise stream it or something? So we know it works?

>>14235

Not sure what to add. But I read what you wrote, and I feel much the same.

>>14235

>I had an idea for a fiction. One day everybody wakes up with a button on their neck that would kill them painlessly in a second (only you could activate the button, and you cannot do it accidentaly). There's potential for such a story.

I think it would have potential, also, I'd like to see such a thing to be realized IRL, but it should not be immediate, it should be killing you by pressing it for 1 hour straight or something.

>>14246

Of course, this won't happen.

But we do have Inert gas asphyxiation which is a very pleasant way to die.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inert_gas_asphyxiation

>>14235

>>14246

I always had an idea for a short story set in a world where people can die just by sincerely thinking about it and wanting it. The protagonist would be someone who is unable to die no matter how much they think about it and apparently want it.

The thing i am most scared is going back being cripple or with brain damage, so what is most safe way to wihout chance of being handicapped.

I was thing about mix of heroin plus xa or other bezno

>>14223

> nurse

Well, good luck with dying, when you can't even into reading comprehension.

>>14225

Okay, Vet wtfever.

Exit International >>>> Some random Vet. Bye.

>>14225

when you can't even into reading comprehension.

LOL. Nice.

>>14229

> thinking that was a typo

Lurk moar.

>>10315

>Men can't be raped - their assholes were literally designed to have a dick go inside of them, and the fact that the overwhelming majority of men have an orgasm during prostate exams indicates that it is a perfectly natural thing for a man to do.

kill yourself

Surprisingly, I never thought about suicide as a child, despite being depressed as long as I can remember being able to form thoughts.

My first serious thoughts about killing myself didn't occur until I was put on antidepressants. The first time I skipped my pills, I became all out psychotic and remember crying and wanting to die for no reason (yet every reason.)

I wish I had never taken them. Sure, they stopped he constant panic attacks that caused me to drop out of school, but my brain was irreparably damaged in the long run.

i remember having thoughts about it since i was about 16, though the first time i actually seriously thought about it was when i was 19, and so far it has been growing stronger and stronger

>>9201

I remember choking myself with a piece of fabric in class when I was about 11 (latter half of 5th grade). I was nearly unconscious when the teacher took it away from me, and was coughing pretty badly a few seconds later. Nothing was really done about it outside of that. I got into emo shit at the ripe old age of 17 and started cutting myself yes, I know I'm a faggot and thought a lot about it back then, though I probably never seriously contemplated it. Now, I really think it's just a better alternative to being a loser for the rest of my life.

>>10177

Feels. the problem was/is us, though