/suicide/ - Suicide Tips & Tricks

Best of luck

Kind of…. redundant, dont you think?

>time limit to kill yourself

>if you do it in that time, youll kill yourself

Why drag it out?

>>10410

loool

exactly, the hardest thing about this is finding the guts to kill yourself, how are you suddenly going to turn it on in a year's time after a 365 days of failing?

>>10410

>>10411

Life atm isn't unbearable, that's not why I'm killing myself, so I'm free to delay it. I'm delaying it because I'm waiting out for the solution that I want to go out with. If I seriously cannot do it within 12 months, then it's time to stop fucking around already and just end it by now.

>>10424

>figure out

lol any reason you're pulling words straight out of your ass, weeacuck?

also don't you dare sage my fucking thread :^)

>>10434

>. I'm delaying it because I'm waiting out for the solution that I want to go out with. If I seriously cannot do it within 12 months, then it's time to stop fucking around already and just end it by now.

>waiting for a solution

>if you cant do it, youll just slit your wrists

You already have your solution, go jump in the tub.

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Alright i've been reading some guides on this method, shit is fucking hard apparently and finding a good razor and slitting in the right place and losing enough blood is apparently really fucking difficult so that's fucking fantastic

hell i can't even find a decent fucking guide on extracting a blade from a disposable razor (even though apparently disposable razors are shit for this) because of tumblr sjws banning yt videos because hurr durr the poor retarded fucking mentally disabled teenagers are self-harming boohoooo :::::(((((((((((

god i hate this fucking world

>>10722

>find high hill next to water

>duct tape windows of car

>ride and fly off hill

>drown in water

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(fucked up count on previous one gr8)

so my desired option is damn near unachievable

probably will have to go with the bathtub method, but i'll be damned if the shitty razor actually works

hell i'm not even sure where to cut and whether or not the down the road method is better than the across the street (as there's a higher chance you'll slash through a vein with the across, while road requires you to be following the vein all the way through)

oh well, i've got over 10 months to live, enough time to figure something out

I don't know shit about cutting, but would a boxcutter be a viable alternative for a razor?

OP are you dense? Just get a knife from the hardware store with a sharpening stone. If you're really intent on dying by lethal slice then get your inner thigh or jugular.

Just call a suicide hotline and wait for the swat team to kill you for free.

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i'm really, really skeptical of the bathtub idea now

i just cant imagine an outcome where it fucking works

just seems like such a goddamn gamble, tougher to pull off than even hanging

dont know if ill be dumb enough to try it in 10 months though