/suicide/ - Suicide Tips & Tricks

why do you wanna do that?

I'm so fucking pissed right now, I want a gun so much and I can't get one yet a idiot like you can have one. Fuck this unfair universe. Now that I got that steam out of my mind, let's get serious: you really should shoot yourself, cease your faggotry and use the most reliable method available, how do you know if the fall will really kill you and not just put you in a wheelchair? With a gun you just need to have a bullet big enough(if your gun is a 9mm you should just jump anyway) aimed at the brainstem and then pull the trigger, the easiest way to hit the target is putting the gun in your mouth at a 45 degrees angle, at least that's what I have read around the internet. The most effective firearm for suicide is a 12g shotgun loaded with buckshot.

>>10587

Not him but I have a gun too. The thing is that I don't want to use it for sudoku if possible, since it will hurt the pro-gun cause.

I have heliun tanks which will be the primary method of my sudoku, however if they fail then I'll use my guns.

>>10591

How will it hurt the pro gun crowd? As long as you don't shoot a bunch of kids first, nobody in the national news is to give a shit about your suicide and it will have absolutely 0 effect on gun culture/laws either way.

However you are likely to damage the pro-euthanasia cause by using helium. Every time some depressed young fag uses helium more manufactures put oxygen in their tanks.

>>10592

>hurr another depressed person used a gun to kill himself and it was probably impulsive and done on the spur of the moment

>ban guns because they make it too easy to kill yourself yadda yadda yadda

Like I said. Guns are my backup plan. That way if my helium tank fails, I'll use a gun to kill myself and the "HURR HE WOULDN'T HAVE TRIED AGAIN IF HIS METHOD FAILED" fags will be BTFO.

>>10591

>>10594

I don't have a gun, but if I did I wouldn't use it to become an hero for this exact reason.

You all sound like you are just making excuses to not use the most reliable method, if you really wanted to die you would not give even the tiniest fraction of a fuck if your suicide will affect anyone or anything and just do it.

The moment when I get my hands on a decent gun I'm going to run,hide and then blow my brain stem away, fuck anyone or anything else, I want to get off the ride.

Good luck to all of you though, hope your feelium method works.

>>10609

I do see your point, I truly do. I won't stop you if you had a gun. But I don't want my family to become anti-gun fuckwads and appear on some everytown or bradyshit ad crying for more gun laws because their boy was killed by da ebil gunz.

>>10610

I would like to begin my reply with an apology to you and others, I'm a bit frustrated and I should not have claimed that you are making excuses, I should think more before posting.

Honestly I guess we can all blame the fact that normals hate suicide so much and do all they can to keep us suffering in this ride, if those fuckheads just stopped with their taboo shit and just allowed people like us to get off the ride easily there would be no need for feelium, no hanging, no suicide by your own gun or by cop, no jumping off buildings or at trains and then ruining everyone's day, there would just be a place that you could go after you are old enough (maybe 30?), you would sign a bunch of legal papers, wait a bit to get them approved and then get sent to a room with an euthanasia kit sitting on a table, there would be simple instructions on how to do it by yourself, the rest is up to the person.

It would be fucking easy,you just need to be patient and wait it out, just like that, no need for bullshit, but it will never happen because we can't have nice things.

>>10622

They will never ever let you opt out with a peaceful easy death. Too many people will choose it.

About 8 million Americans have serious thoughts of suicide in any given year, yet fewer than 40,000 of them kill themselves. A few hundred thousand try and fail, but what about the rest of us who do nothing?

They don't want to leave a bloody mess, are scared of hanging, don't have the guts to jump, can't get the right drugs etc etc, so just live one more day. The fear of a painful death actually keeps millions of people alive imo.

>>10635

Guns are pretty much instantaneous and painless of aimed at an upwards angle in the roof of the mouth hitting the cerebellum and brainstem.

Yet there's only 19,000 or so gun suicides a year. In a country of 318 million.

Call bullshit on your claim of bodies on every street corner if a painless and reliable method existed.

>>10637

>I have a gun but I don't want to shoot myself

shit nigga send it over I would totally kill myself if I had one.

I totally understand your desire to enjoy a slower, non-instantaneous death, but a lot of jumping survivors report a sudden sense and desire to live once they jump. Now I'm not telling you not to do this, but maybe it's not as cracked up as you think it might be. Ask any skydiver and they'll tell you that the rush of adrenaline lasts for days. Perhaps suffocation with some type of gas is a better option, it's not as exciting as jumping but it's a prolonged experience all the same. I realize the whole aspect of not being able to go back once you commit is important here and the choice is ultimately yours, but if you do jump, try to land on your face so you're knocked unconscious on impact.